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- * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR
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* ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE, SIX *
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* SHAKE IT, DUDE
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*
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* ONE, TWO, DO IT
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*
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* ONE, TWO, THREE
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* FOUR, FOUR
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- HEY, I GOT A NICE
TIGHT ASS, DADDY.
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YOU WANT A NICE TIGHT ASS?
YOU WANT TO FUCK ME?
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- HEY, YOU CAN DO MY FRIEND
AND ME FOR THE PRICE OF ONE.
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C'MON, WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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- YOU LIKE YOUNG DICK?
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YOU COULD SUCK ME
FOR 50 BUCKS.
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- WHAT DO YOU DO FOR 50?
- I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
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- THAT'S ALL I GOT.
TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.
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- FUCK YOU!
- NO DISEASE!
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- SEE YOU TOMORROW.
[laughs]
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- YEAH, YOU LOOK GOOD.
ARE YOU WORTH IT?
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- YEAH, YOU WANT IT.
YOU KNOW YOU DO.
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- COME ON OVER,
DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
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- YOU WANT TO FUCK
A NICE HOT ASS, MAN?
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I'M REALLY TIGHT.
- DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME, MAN.
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HE'LL JUST TAKE YOUR MONEY.
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- YOU DON'T WANT ANY OF THAT.
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- ARE YOU ASLEEP?
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- ARE YOU KIDDING?
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I FEEL LIKE OUR BED'S
ON THE STREET.
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- HUH. OR THE STREET'S
IN BED WITH US.
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- YEAH, GO BACK
TO YOUR WIFE THEN.
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- YOU LIKE YOUR MEAT FRESH?
- THAT DOES IT.
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- NO, MICHAEL, MICHAEL.
MICHAEL, HEY.
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HEY, SAVE YOUR SHOES,
ALL RIGHT?
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THAT ONLY WORKS
ON CARTOON CATS.
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- WELL, WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST?
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- [sighs]
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- WORTH EVERY PENNY.
- I'LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT.
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[overlapping chatter]
- WHOO!
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GUYS. GUYS. GUYS!
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UH, YOU MIND?
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PEOPLE ARE, UH--
ARE TRYING TO SLEEP HERE.
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- YEAH?
DO--DO YOU MIND?
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WE'RE TRYING TO WORK HERE.
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- YOU CAN SUCK IT
FOR A BILL.
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- LOOK, UH, I'M--
I'M NOT TRYING
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TO CAUSE ANY TROUBLE,
OKAY?
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I'M JUST TRYING
TO ASK YOU NICELY TO PLEASE
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FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE
TO DO YOUR BUSINESS.
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- HEY, I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.
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WHY DON'T YOU FIND
SOMEWHERE ELSE TO SLEEP?
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- [laughs]
- FINE. FINE.
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WE'LL SEE WHAT THE COPS
HAVE TO SAY ABOUT IT.
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- COPS?
- COPS! FIVE-OH!
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[tires screeching]
- MOTHERFUCKER!
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YOU JUST COST ME 100 BUCKS.
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- YEAH, LIKE SOMEONE
WOULD PAY A BILL
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FOR THAT PIECE OF CHICKEN.
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- BUT YOU CAN MAKE IT UP
TO ME.
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- HOW OLD ARE YOU?
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- HOW OLD DO YOU
WANT ME TO BE?
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- YOU CAN'T BE MORE THAN 16.
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- YOU LIKE YOUNG DICK?
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YOU COULD SUCK IT
FOR A BILL.
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FOR TWO YOU CAN FUCK ME--
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WITHOUT A CONDOM.
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- I'M YOUNG AND I'M HUNG.
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COME HERE, BUDDY, DON'T--
DON'T DRIVE AWAY.
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- NO, NO.
THANKS.
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- IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND,
YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME.
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- COME ON, HUNTER.
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[Too Late For Me]
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*
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- * YOU'RE HAPPIER
THE LESS YOU SEE *
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* BLISSFUL IGNORANCE
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* YOU DON'T SPEND
ANY THOUGHTS ON ME *
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* NO SURPRISE,
JUST THE USUAL THING *
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* IT'S THE THOUSAND-MILE
STARE *
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* OR KEEP
YOUR CURTAINS DRAWN *
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* NOT REALLY
MUCH OF A CHOICE *
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- HEY.
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WANT SOME PEACH YOGURT?
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- NO, THANKS.
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- IT'S JUST THAT
IT'S A LOT HEALTHIER
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THAN ALL THOSE CIGARETTES
YOU'RE CONSUMING.
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[sighs]
YOU--YOU'VE BEEN DEPRESSED
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FOR PRACTICALLY
THE ENTIRE FIRST MONTH'S RENT.
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- I'M SORRY,
I'M A LOUSY ROOMMATE.
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I'LL MOVE OUT
IF YOU WANT ME TO.
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- DID I SAY THAT?
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LOOK, I JUST WANT YOU
TO CHEER UP.
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- I CAN'T HELP IT.
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I CAN'T STOP
THINKING ABOUT HIM.
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- YEAH.
- LAST NIGHT,
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I DREAMT ABOUT HIM AGAIN.
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HE SOMEHOW LEARNED
HOW TO LEVITATE
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AND WE WERE FUCKING,
MID-AIR.
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- I WONDER WHAT THAT MEANS.
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- PROBABLY THAT I
SHOULD SEE A SHRINK.
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- IT'S ONLY NATURAL
THAT THESE THINGS TAKE TIME,
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YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT
TO SOMEHOW GET OVER HIM.
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MOVE ON.
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TELL YOURSELF
ETHAN'S HISTORY.
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- WHO'S TALKING ABOUT ETHAN?
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I'M TALKING ABOUT BRIAN.
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- BRIAN?
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- BUT I-I THOUGHT
YOU WERE OVER HIM.
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THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID.
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- I THOUGHT I WAS TOO.
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SO WHAT DO YOU DO
WHEN YOU REALIZE
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YOU MADE THE BIGGEST
FUCKING MISTAKE
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OF YOUR PATHETIC,
STUPID LIFE?
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- BURY IT
IN YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS
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AND FORGET ABOUT IT?
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- OBVIOUSLY,
THAT'S NOT WORKING.
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- WELL, THEN DEAL WITH IT.
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TELL HIM
YOU STILL LOVE HIM.
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- YEAH, RIGHT.
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HE'D FUCKING LAUGH
IN MY FACE.
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- WRITE HIM A LETTER.
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- HE'D TEAR IT UP.
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- I DON'T KNOW,
ATTEMPT SUICIDE?
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- [chuckles]
HE'D LET ME DIE.
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- OKAY, DO YOU REMEMBER
WHAT I DID
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WHEN I WAS MADLY,
PASSIONATELY IN LOVE
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WITH BILLY HAUSER?
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- MADE AN IDIOT OF YOURSELF.
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- NO, NO.
[laughs]
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I SIGNED UP FOR EVERY CLASS
HE WAS IN.
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I WENT TO--
I WENT TO SWIM PRACTICE.
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I GOT INVITED TO EVERY SINGLE
PARTY I KNEW HE'D BE AT.
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WHEREVER HE WENT,
THERE I WAS.
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HE COULDN'T AVOID ME.
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- WHOA, LOOK AT YOU.
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- WHAT? I PUT ON
THE WRONG THING, DIDN'T I?
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I SHOULD'VE WORN THE BURGUNDY,
SHOULDN'T I HAVE?
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I'M GOING TO PUT ON
THE BURGUNDY.
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- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
YOU LOOK GREAT.
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I'D BUY A PAINTING FROM YOU
ANY DAY.
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- DID GUS EAT?
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- YEAH, ALL DONE.
- WHAT'D YOU GIVE HIM?
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- A SPANISH OMELET WITH, UH,
LOTS OF PEPPERS AND ONIONS.
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- YOU DIDN'T!
- OF COURSE I DIDN'T.
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MOMMY MADE YOU
YOUR FAVORITE, HUH?
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OATMEAL AND RAISINS.
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- HE LOOKS A LITTLE FLUSHED.
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DOES HE LOOK FLUSHED TO YOU?
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- NO, HE DOES NOT
LOOK FLUSHED.
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NOW YOU BETTER
GET A MOVE ON.
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I'M GOING TO DROP HIM OFF
AT DAYCARE
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ON THE WAY TO MY OFFICE.
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- BYE, BABY.
MMM.
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OH, I'M GOING TO MISS YOU,
PUMPKIN.
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- MAMA.
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- I'M GOING TO THINK ABOUT YOU
ALL DAY, LAMBSKIN.
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- THIS IS THE GREATEST GOOD-BYE
SINCE RHETT AND SCARLETT.
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- OH, I CAN'T HELP IT.
I'VE BEEN WITH HIM
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PRACTICALLY EVERY MOMENT
SINCE HE'S BEEN BORN.
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- WELL, YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO LET HIM GO
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WHEN HE TURNS 18 ANYWAY,
SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL
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START GETTING USED TO IT.
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I MEAN, COME ON.
YOU WANTED THIS JOB.
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- I KNOW, I'M JUST
A LITTLE NERVOUS.
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- YOU HAVE NOTHING
TO BE NERVOUS ABOUT.
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YOU'RE INTELLIGENT.
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YOU'RE ACCOMPLISHED.
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YOU CAN HANDLE ANYTHING
AND ANYBODY.
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NOW, YOU GO OUT
IN THAT WORLD
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AND YOU TAKE A GREAT BIG BITE
OUT OF IT.
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- THANKS.
[horn honks]
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OOH!
- OH.
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- OKAY. MM.
BYE.
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- MAMA.
- SAY BYE-BYE.
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- [moaning]
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- GO, HERE WE GO.
OH, COME ON.
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DOWN, DOWN, DOWN,
DOWN, DOWN. GOOD.
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OKAY, COME ON.
COME ON, BABY,
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AND YEAH, YOU GOT IT.
OH.
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GOOD. AHH.
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THAT'S NICE. NICE.
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OKAY, ONE MORE.
COME ON, BABY.
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YEAH, THAT'S GOOD, BABY.
GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
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COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
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- [panting]
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[moaning]
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- OH, PERFECT!
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- AHH.
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[grunts]
- GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
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- [panting]
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- WELL, IF THAT'S WHAT
IT SOUNDS LIKE WHEN YOU COME,
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I'M AMAZED YOU HAVEN'T
BEEN EVICTED.
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- IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO MOVE ANYWAY.
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- YUP,
YOUR FRIEND STOCKWELL
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CHASED ALL THE HUSTLERS
OFF LIBERTY AVENUE,
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AND NOW THEY'RE RIGHT UNDER
OUR BEDROOM WINDOW.
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- SAY WHAT YOU WILL
ABOUT CITY LIVING,
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YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T BEAT IT
FOR THE CONVENIENCE.
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- SOME OF THEM LOOK 14.
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TOO YOUNG EVEN FOR YOU.
- [chuckles]
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- I CANNOT STOP THINKING
ABOUT THIS ONE KID.
200
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HE SAID FOR 200 BUCKS
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THAT I COULD FUCK HIM
WITHOUT A CONDOM.
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- YOU SHOULD HAVE.
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AT LEAST HE'D HAVE ENOUGH
FOR HIS PROTEASE INHIBITORS.
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- WAIT, LOOK WHO'S HERE.
TED!
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- CHRIST.
DOES HE HAVE TO ANNOUNCE IT?
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- TED, WE HAVEN'T
SEEN YOU IN WEEKS.
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- COULDN'T WAIT TO GET HERE.
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YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT IT TOOK.
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- HEY.
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- I REALLY HAVE TO HAND IT
TO YOU, THEODORE.
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YOU KNOW, MOST GUYS
WHO HAD JUST LOST EVERYTHING
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AND BEEN HUMILIATED
IN ALL THE MAJOR MEDIA
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WOULD HAVE TOO MUCH
SELF-RESPECT THAN
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TO SHOW THEIR FACE IN PUBLIC,
BUT NOT YOU.
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- I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO SAY
"THANK YOU" OR "FUCK YOU."
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- PEOPLE FORGET
ABOUT THESE THINGS.
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BY NOW THEY'RE ON
TO THE NEXT HEADLINE.
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- YEAH,
"FORMER PORN KING HOMELESS."
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- NO, YOU WILL BE BACK ON
YOUR FEET BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.
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- I BETTER BE, MY MORTGAGE
ISN'T GOING TO PAY FOR ITSELF.
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- IT WON'T HAVE TO.
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I HAVE DECIDED
TO GET A SECOND JOB.
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- NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.
NO, I-I GOT MYSELF
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INTO THIS MESS,
I'LL GET MYSELF OUT.
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- THAT IS VERY NOBLE,
BUT WE ARE IN THIS TOGETHER.
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NOW I DON'T WANT TO HEAR
ANOTHER WORD ABOUT IT.
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- THAT MAKES TWO OF US.
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- HEY, COME ON, LET'S, UH--
LET'S GET CHANGED
229
00:08:36,784 --> 00:08:39,086
AND HIT THE STAIRMASTER.
230
00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:40,754
- AND WORK UP A SWEAT.
- YEAH, RELEASE THOSE
231
00:08:40,788 --> 00:08:43,290
ENDORPHINS,
BURN OFF SOME LACTIC ACID.
232
00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:44,825
COME ON, COME ON!
- YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT.
233
00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,760
EXERCISE IS PROBABLY
JUST WHAT I NEED.
234
00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:48,662
[joints pop]
235
00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:51,164
[grunts]
236
00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:53,834
- TEDDY, TEDDY, WHAT IS IT?
- [grunts]
237
00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,302
- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- MM-MM.
238
00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:57,170
- IS IT--
- TED?
239
00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:58,772
- DID YOU TURN YOUR--
- NO.
240
00:08:58,806 --> 00:09:00,608
- IS IT THE THING WHERE THE--
- NO. [grunts]
241
00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:03,076
- CONSTANCE DALYEAU
WAS A PROSTITUTE
242
00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:04,344
TOULOUSE LAUTREC DISCOVERED
243
00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:07,214
AT ONE OF THE BROTHELS
HE FREQUENTED.
244
00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:09,783
THE LEGEND GOES THAT
WHEN HE WENT TO HER ROOM,
245
00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:13,220
SHE WAS NAKED AND PAINTING.
246
00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:14,955
INSTEAD OF MAKING L'AMOUR,
247
00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:17,357
HE INSISTED THAT
SHE FINISH HER CANVAS.
248
00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:20,928
HE THEN INTRODUCED HER WORK
INTO THE SALONS OF PARIS,
249
00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:23,063
MUCH TO THE HORROR
OF THE CRITICS.
250
00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:24,364
- HM.
251
00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:28,235
- SHE'S RELATIVELY UNKNOWN
TODAY.
252
00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:30,604
BUT IF SHE HAD BEEN A MAN,
YOU CAN BE SURE
253
00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:32,940
SHE'D BE AS RENOWNED
AS DEGAS OR MANET.
254
00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,708
- WHAT A REMARKABLE STORY.
- MM-HMM.
255
00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:36,143
- HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS?
256
00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:37,945
- I USED TO TEACH
ART HISTORY,
257
00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:40,814
AND I'M ALSO
A PAINTER MYSELF.
258
00:09:40,848 --> 00:09:43,817
- AH, WELL, YOU'VE SOLD ME.
259
00:09:43,851 --> 00:09:45,686
- WONDERFUL.
260
00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:47,220
WELL, WE'LL WRITE UP THE ORDER
AND HAVE IT DELIVERED
261
00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:49,957
TO YOU JUST AS SOON
AS THE SHOW IS OVER.
262
00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,825
[exhales]
IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE.
263
00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:55,128
- THE PLEASURE
IS ENTIRELY MINE.
264
00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:58,098
- OH, ALFRED.
- HELLO, SIDNEY.
265
00:09:58,131 --> 00:10:00,100
THANKS TO THIS CHARMING
YOUNG WOMAN,
266
00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:02,135
I NOW OWN A DALYEAU.
267
00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:05,739
- A SPLENDID CHOICE.
- HM.
268
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,910
- WHAT A NICE MAN.
269
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,278
- HE'S BEEN COMING
TO THE GALLERY
270
00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:15,716
FOR OVER TEN YEARS--
271
00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:17,918
NEVER BOUGHT A THING.
272
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,386
HOW'D YOU DO IT?
273
00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:23,256
- IT--IT WAS EASY.
I LOVE ART AND I LOVE PEOPLE.
274
00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:26,426
- HMM.
DO YOU ALSO LOVE PARTIES?
275
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:29,062
- OH, I ADORE PARTIES.
[chuckles]
276
00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:32,065
- GOOD.
277
00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:35,335
THEN YOU CAN DEAL
WITH FLORINDA ZECKENDORFF,
278
00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:37,204
FORMERLY HITLER'S MISTRESS,
279
00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:39,339
CURRENTLY PLANNING
OUR OPENING.
280
00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:40,874
SHE'LL BE STORMING
IN HERE TOMORROW
281
00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:43,343
TO DISCUSS
THE FINAL DETAILS.
282
00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:44,945
- SOUNDS LIKE A HANDFUL.
283
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,080
- OH, SHE REMINDS ME
OF MY EX-WIFE.
284
00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:49,750
I BREAK OUT IN HIVES IF I STAND
WITHIN TWO FEET OF HER.
285
00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:52,085
- PERHAPS I NEED
A BIT MORE EXPERIENCE
286
00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:55,288
IN ORDER TO, UH, TAKE ON
SUCH A FORMIDABLE TASK.
287
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,424
- I'M SURE IF ANYONE
CAN WITHSTAND
288
00:10:57,457 --> 00:11:01,061
THE ASSAULT OF A PANZER DIVISION
SINGLE-HANDED,
289
00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,029
IT'S YOU.
290
00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:04,798
ENJOY.
291
00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,338
- NICE WORK ON THE STOCKWELL
CAMPAIGN, BARB.
292
00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:12,773
- OH, THANK YOU, MR. KINNEY.
293
00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:14,441
- BUT, UH, LIGHTEN UP
ON THE AIRBRUSH.
294
00:11:14,474 --> 00:11:16,309
YOU'RE MAKING HIM
LOOK YOUNGER THAN ME.
295
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:18,946
- OKAY.
296
00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:22,049
- MURPH?
297
00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:24,451
WHERE THE FUCK'S THE LAYOUT
FOR MIGHTY MINTS?
298
00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:26,319
- OH, I KNOW, I PROMISED THAT
TO YOU THIS MORNING.
299
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,355
- ANY WAY I CAN HELP
SPEED THINGS UP?
300
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,090
SALARY CUT?
PINK SLIP?
301
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,825
- [chuckles]
YOU'LL HAVE IT BY NOON.
302
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:33,961
AND STARTING TODAY, THINGS
SHOULD GO A LITTLE FASTER.
303
00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:35,228
WE'RE HIRING
A NEW STUDENT INTERN TO
304
00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:37,064
HELP WITH THE BUSY WORK.
OH, BRIAN.
305
00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:39,399
THIS IS JUSTIN TAYLOR,
OUR NEW INTERN.
306
00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:40,934
JUSTIN, THIS IS MR. KINNEY,
307
00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:42,803
ONE OF THE PARTNERS
IN THE AGENCY.
308
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:47,474
- NICE TO MEET YOU,
MR. KINNEY.
309
00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:50,744
I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU.
310
00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:52,479
- WHEN?
311
00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:54,214
- AFTER I GOT THE JOB.
312
00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:56,516
- OH, YOU DON'T HAVE THE JOB
UNTIL I SIGN OFF.
313
00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,852
AND I DON'T SIGN OFF
UNTIL I ASK
314
00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:02,222
THE POTENTIAL CANDIDATE
A FEW QUESTIONS, SUCH AS,
315
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:05,292
"WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
316
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,362
- AS PART OF OUR
DEGREE CANDIDACY,
317
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,098
WE'RE REQUIRED TO GET
THREE CREDITS
318
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,834
OF PRACTICAL EXPERIENCE
IN OUR CHOSEN FIELD.
319
00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:15,302
SO I WROTE A LETTER
320
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,970
TO THE HEAD OF YOUR
ART DEPARTMENT
321
00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:19,973
SAYING I WANTED TO INTERN,
SUBMITTED MY TRANSCRIPT,
322
00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:21,842
SAMPLES OF MY WORK,
AND HERE I AM.
323
00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:25,779
- HERE YOU AREN'T.
324
00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:28,982
THERE ARE OTHER AGENCIES
WHERE I DON'T WORK.
325
00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:31,118
- THAT HAS NOTHING
TO DO WITH IT.
326
00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:32,519
VANGARD'S THE BEST.
327
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:34,321
WORKING HERE WILL LOOK GREAT
ON MY RESUME.
328
00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:36,389
I'LL MAKE IMPORTANT CONTACTS.
329
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,891
I'LL LEARN THINGS
THAT I WOULDN'T LEARN
330
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,059
IN THE CLASSROOM.
331
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,527
- LEARN THEM SOMEPLACE ELSE.
332
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,996
- THAT'S NOT FAIR.
333
00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:45,565
I WAS ACCEPTED BASED SOLELY
ON MY MERIT.
334
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,901
IT HAD NOTHING TO DO
WITH YOU.
335
00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:49,269
I THOUGHT YOU'D BE PLEASED.
336
00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:53,006
- [chuckles]
TO SEE YOUR FACE EVERY DAY?
337
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,808
- I HAD NO IDEA THAT
OUR FORMER RELATIONSHIP
338
00:12:54,842 --> 00:12:57,144
WAS STILL A PROBLEM FOR YOU.
339
00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,812
- WHO SAID IT WAS A PROBLEM?
340
00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:02,415
AND WHO SAID THAT WE WERE EVER
IN A RELATIONSHIP?
341
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,417
WELL, THEN I CAN SEE NO REASON
THAT YOU WOULD OBJECT
342
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,486
TO MY COMPLETING
MY EDUCATION
343
00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:09,456
THAT YOU'RE PAYING FOR.
344
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:18,065
- WELL, JUST DON'T EXPECT
ANY SPECIAL TREATMENT.
345
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:21,434
- I NEVER HAVE.
346
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,036
- HERE, HONEY.
YOU CAN'T SIT DOWN AND EAT
347
00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:24,371
LIKE A CIVILIZED
HUMAN BEING?
348
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,339
- UH-UH.
I GOT TO GO TO THE FRAMERS,
349
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:29,576
THEN TO THE PRINTERS,
THEN TO THE BANK. UGH.
350
00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:32,512
THIS JOB MAKES TAKING CARE
OF GUS LOOK LIKE CHILD'S PLAY.
351
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,047
[both chuckle]
352
00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:36,083
- THAT'S IT,
ONE STEP AT A TIME.
353
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,584
- [groans]
354
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:40,053
- JESUS CHRIST.
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?
355
00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:41,922
- HE INJURED HIS BACK
AT THE GYM.
356
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,224
- [grunts]
- OOH, THAT COULD BE SERIOUS.
357
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:46,059
A FRIEND OF MINE
SLIPPED A DISC AND HAS BEEN
358
00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:49,062
IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN
EVER SINCE.
359
00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:50,931
- WONDERFUL!
360
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,499
- OKAY, LET'S SIT DOWN.
361
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,634
THAT'S IT, SLOWLY.
362
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:58,071
- [grunting]
363
00:13:58,105 --> 00:14:00,140
- DOES IT HURT, HONEY?
364
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,643
- THERE YOU ARE.
365
00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,980
NOW, LET'S, UH--
LET'S HAVE A LITTLE LUNCH,
366
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:11,251
STARTING WITH
A VICACET APPETIZER.
367
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:12,652
- I DON'T BELIEVE IN DRUGS.
368
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,487
I'LL TAKE MY PAIN
STRAIGHT UP.
369
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:17,557
- SHAME YOU CAN'T
STAND THAT WAY.
370
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:21,094
- WOULD YOU BRING ME A SCOOP
OF BUTTER PECAN, DEBBIE?
371
00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:22,963
WHENEVER WE WANTED, UH,
OUR DOG FETCH
372
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:25,966
TO TAKE A PILL, WE'D ALWAYS
HIDE IT IN THE ICE CREAM.
373
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:30,037
- GOT IT.
374
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:32,372
- DO YOU REALLY THINK I COULDN'T
HEAR WHAT YOU JUST SAID?
375
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,507
- FETCH HEARD EVERYTHING
WE SAID TOO,
376
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:38,111
BUT HE COULDN'T RESIST
THE BUTTER PECAN.
377
00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:39,546
- I HAVE TO RUN, YOU GUYS.
378
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:40,981
THERE'S A NEW SHOW
AT THE GALLERY.
379
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,649
MR. BLOOM PUT ME IN CHARGE.
380
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:45,552
I EVEN HAVE TO MEET WITH
THIS PARTY PLANNER TOMORROW.
381
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:48,521
- PARTY? DID SOMEONE SAY PARTY?
[chuckles]
382
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:51,691
LINZ, UM,
YOU KNOW I WOULD,
383
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,660
NEVER ASK A FRIEND
FOR A FAVOR.
384
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,395
IT'S--IT'S--IT'S MANIPULATIVE,
IT'S UNFAIR,
385
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:56,997
IT'S DOWNRIGHT BAD MANNERS.
386
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,166
HOWEVER, UM, DO YOU THINK
387
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:01,368
YOU MIGHT NEED A WAITER?
388
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,536
VALET?
HATCHECK GIRL?
389
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:06,039
- WELL, I--
- IT--IT'S JUST, UM...
390
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:07,540
- [grunts]
- EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED,
391
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:11,578
WE COULD REALLY
USE THE CASH.
392
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,013
- I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.
393
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:15,415
- THANKS.
394
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:17,917
both: BYE.
395
00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:22,722
- OOH, UH, WOULD YOU
HAND ME A MENU, SWEETIE?
396
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:28,295
- [groaning]
397
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:29,462
ALL RIGHT, TO HELL
WITH THE BUTTER PECAN,
398
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:32,365
JUST GIVE ME THE PILLS.
399
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:38,305
[ Right Here and Now]
400
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:42,342
*
401
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:46,046
[indistinct cheering]
402
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:53,987
*
403
00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:57,224
- * I TRY TO EXPLAIN
404
00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:58,758
* BUT YOU NEVER SEE
405
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:02,595
* I'M SO ALONE
WHEN YOU'RE NEAR ME *
406
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:06,133
* YOUR BODY'S HERE
BUT NOT YOUR SOUL *
407
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,201
* 'CAUSE IT AIN'T ABOUT LOVE
408
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:10,237
* IT'S ABOUT CONTROL
409
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:13,673
* DO THIS AND THAT
IT'S ALL YOU KNOW *
410
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:17,110
* PLAYING A GAME
WITH NOTHING TO SHOW *
411
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:18,745
- VODKA TONIC.
- COMING RIGHT UP.
412
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:22,215
- * GET IT THROUGH
YOUR HEAD SOMEHOW *
413
00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:23,750
- BRIAN.
414
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:26,786
- THE UBIQUITOUS
JUSTIN TAYLOR.
415
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,488
- FANCY MEETING YOU HERE.
416
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:31,791
- FANCY THAT.
417
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,260
WHERE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND?
418
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:36,796
- I DON'T DO BOYFRIENDS.
419
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,132
- SINCE WHEN?
- SINCE WE BROKE UP.
420
00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,667
- WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LOVE
THAT WAS GOING TO LAST
421
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:43,670
FOR AN ETERNITY?
422
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:46,806
- ETERNITIES AREN'T AS LONG
AS THEY USED TO BE.
423
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,442
BUY YOU A DRINK?
- MM.
424
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:52,245
- MM. OH,
I LOVE THIS SONG.
425
00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:53,680
DO YOU LIKE THIS SONG?
426
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:56,116
- IT FILLS THE VOID.
427
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:57,650
- I HAVEN'T DANCED
IN FOREVER.
428
00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:02,255
- KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.
429
00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:04,157
- NO RUSH.
430
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,393
I'VE GOT ALL NIGHT.
431
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,295
- DON'T YOU HAVE TO BE AT WORK
IN THE MORNING?
432
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,130
- SO DO YOU.
433
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:11,331
- YEAH,
THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS,
434
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,799
I DON'T HAVE
TO IMPRESS MY BOSS
435
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:17,270
SO HE DOESN'T FIRE MY ASS.
436
00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:19,406
THANKS FOR THE DRINK.
437
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:25,145
*
438
00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:27,414
- WE HAVE THIS NEW VILLAIN,
ICE TINA.
439
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:28,748
SHE'S THIS EVIL DRAG QUEEN
440
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:31,551
WHO FREEZES RAGE
WITH THIS DIRTY LOOK.
441
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,820
AND JUST WHEN IT SEEMS LIKE
RAGE IS GOING TO SPEND
442
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,622
THE REST OF HIS DAYS
AS A FROZEN TV DINNER,
443
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,857
J.T. DEFROSTS HIM
444
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,560
WITH THE WORLD'S
HOTTEST BLOW JOB.
445
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:43,563
BEN? BEN!
446
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,598
- OH. I'M SORRY.
447
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,300
WERE YOU SAYING SOMETHING?
448
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:48,868
- WELL, NO WONDER
YOU WEREN'T ANSWERING ME.
449
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,703
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
JUST PREOCCUPIED.
450
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:52,305
- NO, NO.
FORGOT TO TAKE THESE EARPLUGS
451
00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:55,208
OUT OF MY EARS
WHEN WE WOKE UP.
452
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:56,843
REALLY CUTS DOWN
THAT STREET NOISE.
453
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:59,712
- YEAH, AND PESKY BOYFRIENDS
WHO WON'T SHUT UP.
454
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,482
- OH. MM-KAY.
455
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:06,619
YOU CAN REPEAT IT TO ME
ON THE WAY TO THE BUS STOP.
456
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:11,524
I PROMISE TO GIVE YOU
MY UNDIVIDED ATTENTION.
457
00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:14,427
- CHRIST.
IS--IS HE DEAD?
458
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:19,732
- NO, NO.
HE'S SLEEPING.
459
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,502
- WAKE HIM UP,
TELL HIM TO MOVE.
460
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:27,340
- HELLO? HELLO?
461
00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:28,341
- HEY.
462
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:29,742
- HUH. WHAT?
- WHOA.
463
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:32,212
OH, JEEZ.
464
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:34,514
YOU'RE THAT KID--
KID FROM THE OTHER NIGHT,
465
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:37,717
THE ONE WITH
THE "CONDOMS OPTIONAL" POLICY.
466
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:42,255
- OFFER STILL STANDS.
- [scoffs]
467
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,424
- I ALSO GIVE TWO-FOR-ONE
DISCOUNTS.
468
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,758
- WHAT ARE YOU, THE Q-MART?
469
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,494
WE'RE NOT INTERESTED.
470
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:48,761
AND I DON'T WANT YOU
SLEEPING
471
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,897
IN FRONT OF MY DOOR,
SO GET LOST.
472
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:53,566
I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU AROUND
HERE AGAIN, YOU UNDERSTAND?
473
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:57,270
- YEAH, I UNDERSTAND.
FUCK YOU TOO.
474
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:59,439
- HEY, KID--
- YEAH, "DON'T COME BACK,"
475
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,808
I GOT IT.
- NO, I WAS GOING TO ASK, UM--
476
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:04,811
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU ATE?
477
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:12,819
- BEEN A WHILE SINCE
YOU EATEN, HUH?
478
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,656
MYSELF, I LOVE TO COOK.
479
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:19,559
IT'S THE ITALIAN IN ME.
480
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:20,927
WHAT ABOUT YOUR MOM?
481
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:25,398
SHE LIKE TO COOK?
482
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:27,667
BET SHE MISSES YOU.
483
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:30,403
ME, I GO A DAY WITHOUT
SEEING MY MICHAEL, I'M A WRECK.
484
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:31,938
RIGHT, BABY?
- MOM, DON'T.
485
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,606
- HE RAN AWAY ONCE
WHEN HE WAS TEN.
486
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,208
I WAS WORRIED OUT OF MY MIND.
487
00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:36,476
IT'S A ROTTEN THING TO DO
TO YOUR MOTHER.
488
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:37,710
- YOU EMBARRASSED
THE SHIT OUT OF ME
489
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,446
BY SHOWING UP
AT THE LITTLE LEAGUE
490
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:40,613
IN THAT COACH'S UNIFORM
YOU BOUGHT AT THE GOODWILL.
491
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:42,282
- I FELT BAD.
492
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:45,218
HE WAS THE ONLY KID ON HIS TEAM
WITHOUT A FATHER.
493
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,688
- SOME KIDS HAVE ALL THE LUCK.
494
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:51,758
- SOUNDS LIKE YOU AND YOUR DAD
AREN'T TOO CLOSE.
495
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,560
- HE'S DEAD.
496
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:54,994
- WHERE'S YOUR MOM?
497
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:59,432
- IN JAIL, FOR KILLING HIM.
498
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:00,833
- WELL, THERE MUST BE SOMEPLACE
YOU COULD GO,
499
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,435
A NICE FOSTER FAMILY.
500
00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,637
- YEAH, IT'S BETTER
THAN THE STREETS.
501
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:06,639
- YEAH?
502
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:09,242
AT LEAST MY CLIENTS
PAY TO FUCK ME.
503
00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:11,344
- HEY. HEY,
WATCH THE LANGUAGE.
504
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,380
THAT'S MY MOM
YOU'RE TALKING TO.
505
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:14,714
- OKAY, WHAT ABOUT
506
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,449
THE GAY AND LESBIAN CENTER
YOUTH SHELTER?
507
00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:18,751
- YEAH, THEY EVEN GOT
A BACK-TO-SCHOOL PROGRAM.
508
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:21,988
- THAT'S RIGHT.
- RIGHT ON.
509
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:24,957
I'LL BE SURE
TO CHECK THAT OUT.
510
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,534
- HEY, BRIAN.
511
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:39,472
- IT'S MR. KINNEY.
512
00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:42,041
WHERE IS EVERYONE?
513
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,911
- THEY'RE OUT TO LUNCH.
- HM.
514
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:46,813
WELL, THAT'S GOOD THAT
SOME PEOPLE CAN AFFORD
515
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,915
THE LUXURY TO EAT
WHEN EYE-CONIC OPTICS
516
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:51,017
WILL BE HERE IN TWO HOURS
AND THESE BOARDS ARE FOR SHIT.
517
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:52,285
- CAN I HELP?
518
00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:54,287
- CAN YOU HELP?
519
00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:57,624
UM, YEAH, YOU CAN TELL THEM
I WANT ONE CELL PER BOARD,
520
00:20:57,657 --> 00:21:02,061
20-BY-30, IN BLACK FOAM CORE,
AND, UH,
521
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:05,031
CENTURY FONT IN 16--
522
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:07,967
NO, MAKE THAT 20.
523
00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:13,440
YOU WANT TO WRITE THAT DOWN?
524
00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:16,643
- ONE CELL PER BOARD, 20-BY-30,
BLACK FOAM CORE,
525
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:18,778
CENTURY FONT IN 16--
526
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:22,415
NO, MAKE THAT 20.
527
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:24,384
- [scoffs]
528
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:25,818
SO HOW'S IT GOING, TAYLOR?
529
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:28,054
- GOOD.
530
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:29,689
EVERYONE'S INCREDIBLY NICE,
531
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:30,923
AND I'VE ALREADY LEARNED
MORE THAN I WOULD
532
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,792
IN AN ENTIRE SEMESTER
OF SCHOOL.
533
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:34,927
- THAT'S GREAT.
534
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:37,430
- WHICH SAYS A LOT ABOUT YOU,
ACTUALLY.
535
00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:38,798
- ABOUT ME?
536
00:21:38,831 --> 00:21:40,567
- YEAH, THEY SAY THE TONE
OF THE WORKPLACE
537
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,669
IS ESTABLISHED
FROM THE TOP.
538
00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:44,871
SO IT'S A GREAT COMPLIMENT
TO YOU THAT YOU HAVE
539
00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:47,974
SUCH A DEDICATED
AND HARDWORKING STAFF.
540
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:54,080
- WELL, MAYBE
I WAS A LITTLE HARD ON YOU.
541
00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:58,585
NOW GET BACK TO WORK.
542
00:21:58,618 --> 00:22:01,621
- YES, MR. KINNEY.
543
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:04,891
- NOW, WE'LL HAVE
THE BAR THERE,
544
00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:06,426
THE BUFFET THERE,
545
00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:07,994
AND THE DESSERT TABLE THERE.
546
00:22:08,027 --> 00:22:10,430
- EXCUSE ME.
- YES, DEAR?
547
00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:11,864
- WELL, WOULDN'T IT BE NICER
TO HAVE WAITERS
548
00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:13,966
CIRCULATING AMONG THE GUESTS
WITH TRAYS OF FOOD?
549
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,768
THAT WAY EVERYONE
CAN ENJOY THE SHOW.
550
00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:18,838
- IT'S JUST EASIER
TO LET THEM SERVE THEMSELVES.
551
00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:22,509
BESIDES, SIDNEY APPRECIATES
KEEPING THE COST DOWN.
552
00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:24,777
NOW, FOR THE MENU,
WE'LL HAVE THE USUAL,
553
00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:27,046
MINI-QUICHES,
FINGER SANDWICHES.
554
00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:30,517
- MINI-QUICHES?
555
00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:32,652
- IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG,
DEAR?
556
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:36,456
- WELL, I WAS HOPING
FOR SOMETHING A BIT MORE...
557
00:22:36,489 --> 00:22:39,392
IMAGINATIVE.
558
00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:41,060
- WHAT HAPPENED
TO THAT NICE GIRL
559
00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:42,662
WHO USED TO WORK HERE?
560
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,997
- OH, THAT GIRL WAS 65.
561
00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:47,734
SHE RETIRED.
562
00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:50,737
- WELL, I'VE NEVER HAD
ANY COMPLAINTS BEFORE.
563
00:22:50,770 --> 00:22:55,074
PERHAPS I'D BETTER GO OVER
THESE DETAILS WITH SIDNEY.
564
00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:58,144
- MR. BLOOM PLACED ME
IN CHARGE.
565
00:22:58,177 --> 00:23:00,179
- WELL, THEN PERMIT ME
TO INFORM YOU
566
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:04,484
THAT I HAVE BEEN DOING
THESE EVENTS FOR OVER 15 YEARS.
567
00:23:04,517 --> 00:23:06,486
- MAYBE IT'S TIME
TO DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY.
568
00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:08,888
- OH, AND WHAT
WOULD YOU SUGGEST?
569
00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:11,524
- SOMETHING SPECIAL,
UNIQUE,
570
00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:13,793
THAT REFLECTS THE THEME
OF THE EVENING.
571
00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:16,062
OH, I DON'T KNOW,
FOR INSTANCE,
572
00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:19,432
COOKIES WITH MINI
IMPRESSIONIST PAINTINGS.
573
00:23:19,466 --> 00:23:21,834
- IMPRESSIONIST COOKIES.
OOH!
574
00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:24,103
I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL SIDNEY.
575
00:23:24,136 --> 00:23:25,772
AND WHILE I'M AT IT,
I'LL TELL HIM
576
00:23:25,805 --> 00:23:27,106
THAT HIS OFFICE GIRL SHOULD
577
00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:29,108
BE ANSWERING PHONES
AND TAKING MESSAGES,
578
00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:31,511
NOT INTERFERING
WITH THE WORK
579
00:23:31,544 --> 00:23:33,513
OF HIGHLY RESPECTED
PROFESSIONALS.
580
00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:35,047
- OH, YOU NEEDN'T BOTHER
TELLING HIM ANYTHING,
581
00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:37,717
MS. ZECKENDORFF BECAUSE...
582
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,051
YOU'RE FIRED.
583
00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:41,854
- [scoffs]
YOU CAN'T FIRE ME.
584
00:23:41,888 --> 00:23:43,690
I'VE KNOWN SIDNEY
FOR YEARS.
585
00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:45,825
HIS EX-WIFE
AND I ARE LIKE THIS.
586
00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:47,594
- YES, HE TOLD ME.
587
00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:49,929
NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
DEAR,
588
00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:52,832
I HAVE TO GO HANG A MONET.
589
00:23:56,002 --> 00:23:57,670
- TO INTRODUCE
EYE-CONIC OPTICS' NEW LINE
590
00:23:57,704 --> 00:23:59,806
OF EYE CANDY, WE DECIDED
TO GIVE THE BUYER
591
00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:02,208
SOMETHING TO REALLY LOOK AT.
592
00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:04,076
- A DELIGHT TO THE EYES.
593
00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:09,081
A FEAST FOR THE SENSES.
594
00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:11,851
AN EYE-POPPING ARRAY
OF COLORS AND IMAGES
595
00:24:11,884 --> 00:24:13,553
TO DELIVER THE MESSAGE
THAT WHEN YOU WEAR
596
00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:15,622
EYE-CONIC OPTICS' EYE CANDY,
597
00:24:15,655 --> 00:24:17,990
YOU SEE THINGS
YOU DON'T WITHOUT THEM.
598
00:24:18,024 --> 00:24:19,826
- UNLESS YOU HAPPEN
TO BE A VOYEUR.
599
00:24:19,859 --> 00:24:22,194
- [chuckles]
600
00:24:28,034 --> 00:24:29,969
- WOULD YOU BUY A PAIR
OF THESE SUNGLASSES
601
00:24:30,002 --> 00:24:32,739
IF YOU SAW THIS AD?
602
00:24:32,772 --> 00:24:35,742
- OH, SURE.
603
00:24:35,775 --> 00:24:38,578
- HMM.
604
00:24:38,611 --> 00:24:40,713
I DON'T LIKE THE LETTERING.
605
00:24:40,747 --> 00:24:42,649
- THE FONT CAN ALWAYS
BE CHANGED.
606
00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:45,852
- UH, IT'S NOT THE FONT,
IT'S THE COLOR.
607
00:24:45,885 --> 00:24:48,588
- OUR ART DEPARTMENT
RESEARCHED IT.
608
00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:51,190
IT'S WHAT THE FOCUS GROUPS
MOST RESPONDED TO.
609
00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:53,159
- WELL, THEY MAY BE RESPONDING
TO IT TODAY,
610
00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:56,596
BUT WHAT ABOUT TOMORROW,
IN SIX MONTHS?
611
00:24:56,629 --> 00:24:58,765
- YOU'LL BE AHEAD OF THE WAVE,
NOT RIDING IT.
612
00:24:58,798 --> 00:25:02,669
- ORANGE.
613
00:25:02,702 --> 00:25:04,871
- WHAT WAS THAT?
614
00:25:04,904 --> 00:25:06,606
- NOTHING.
- NO, NO, NO.
615
00:25:06,639 --> 00:25:09,876
YOU SAID ORANGE.
616
00:25:09,909 --> 00:25:13,279
- EVERYONE AT ART SCHOOL
SAYS ORANGE IS THE NEW BLUE.
617
00:25:13,312 --> 00:25:15,548
IT'S THE OPPOSITE
OF COOL TONES.
618
00:25:15,582 --> 00:25:16,883
IT'S SOMETHING HOT.
619
00:25:16,916 --> 00:25:19,151
- HMM.
620
00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:20,687
I WANT ORANGE.
621
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,222
- THEN ORANGE IT'LL BE.
622
00:25:23,255 --> 00:25:25,291
RIGHT, BRIAN?
623
00:25:25,324 --> 00:25:26,693
- YOU GUYS HAD
BETTER BE CAREFUL,
624
00:25:26,726 --> 00:25:29,662
OR THIS KID'LL
HAVE YOUR JOB.
625
00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:34,033
- YOU REALLY DON'T MIND
WATCHING SPIDER-MAN AGAIN?
626
00:25:34,066 --> 00:25:35,668
- NO, NO, NO.
NOT AT ALL.
627
00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:37,970
WE'VE ONLY WATCHED IT
NINE TIMES.
628
00:25:38,004 --> 00:25:40,172
- YOU PIECE OF SHIT
MOTHERFUCKER!
629
00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:41,774
TEACH YOU TO STEAL MY TRICK.
630
00:25:41,808 --> 00:25:43,643
- HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
631
00:25:43,676 --> 00:25:45,578
- BEN, DON'T.
IT'S NONE OF OUR BUSINESS!
632
00:25:45,612 --> 00:25:46,679
- I'LL TEACH YOU
TO STEAL MY TRICK!
633
00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:47,914
- HEY, YOU PUNKS
WANT TO FIGHT?
634
00:25:47,947 --> 00:25:49,782
- PLEASE, BE CAREFUL!
635
00:25:49,816 --> 00:25:52,184
- YOU FIGHT ME, OTHERWISE
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
636
00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:54,721
- WE'LL BE BACK, BASTARD!
637
00:25:54,754 --> 00:25:57,724
[overlapping shouting]
638
00:25:57,757 --> 00:25:59,992
- [grunts]
639
00:26:04,864 --> 00:26:07,767
WHO DIED AND MADE YOU
SUPERMAN?
640
00:26:09,368 --> 00:26:11,804
[coughs]
641
00:26:11,838 --> 00:26:13,740
- SHE WAS SO CONDESCENDING.
642
00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:16,075
"YES, DEAR.
WHAT, DEAR?"
643
00:26:16,108 --> 00:26:18,244
IF SHE CALLED ME "DEAR" ONE
MORE TIME, I'D HAVE CLOCKED HER.
644
00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:19,612
- [chuckles]
645
00:26:19,646 --> 00:26:21,347
AS YOUR WIFE
AND YOUR ATTORNEY,
646
00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:22,949
I'M GLAD YOU DIDN'T.
647
00:26:22,982 --> 00:26:25,251
- SO INSTEAD, I FIRED HER.
648
00:26:25,284 --> 00:26:26,886
- NO.
649
00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:30,356
- YUP, I FIRED SOMEONE.
650
00:26:30,389 --> 00:26:32,091
ME!
651
00:26:32,124 --> 00:26:34,393
- OH, SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAD
EVERY REASON TO NAIL THE BITCH.
652
00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:35,962
WHAT'D YOUR BOSS SAY?
653
00:26:35,995 --> 00:26:37,296
- OH, HE OFFERED
TO GIVE ME A RAISE.
654
00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:38,765
SAID HE'S WANTED
TO CAN HER FOR YEARS,
655
00:26:38,798 --> 00:26:40,099
BUT JUST
DIDN'T HAVE THE NERVE.
656
00:26:40,132 --> 00:26:43,369
- OH, THERE YOU GO!
657
00:26:43,402 --> 00:26:46,038
- EXCEPT THERE'S
STILL A PARTY TO GIVE
658
00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:48,274
IN LESS THAN 48 HOURS,
AND NO PARTY PLANNER TO GIVE IT.
659
00:26:48,307 --> 00:26:49,742
I'VE TRIED EVERYONE.
I DON'T KNOW
660
00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:52,044
WHAT THE HELL
I'M GOING TO DO.
661
00:26:52,078 --> 00:26:54,714
[sighs, mumbles]
662
00:26:54,747 --> 00:26:56,382
- THERE'S THESE TWO WOMEN
I KNOW,
663
00:26:56,415 --> 00:26:58,785
PLANNED THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL WEDDING,
664
00:26:58,818 --> 00:26:59,986
BUT EVERYTHING WENT WRONG,
AND THEY WERE
665
00:27:00,019 --> 00:27:01,854
EVEN GOING TO CANCEL IT.
666
00:27:01,888 --> 00:27:04,390
BUT THEN ALL THEIR FRIENDS
667
00:27:04,423 --> 00:27:08,995
POOLED THEIR TIME
AND TALENTS
668
00:27:09,028 --> 00:27:12,799
AND THEY CAME UP
669
00:27:12,832 --> 00:27:15,768
WITH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
CELEBRATION
670
00:27:15,802 --> 00:27:17,770
THAT YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE
671
00:27:17,804 --> 00:27:20,072
IN LESS THAN A DAY.
672
00:27:20,106 --> 00:27:23,042
IS ANY OF THIS
RINGING A BELL?
673
00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:29,448
- TED?
674
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:32,318
[classical music]
675
00:27:32,351 --> 00:27:33,753
TEDDY?
676
00:27:33,786 --> 00:27:35,454
- DOWN HERE.
677
00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:38,290
- OH-HO, YOU ALL RIGHT?
678
00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:39,458
- YEAH, AS LONG AS I SPEND
679
00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:41,828
THE REST OF MY LIFE
ON MY BACK.
680
00:27:41,861 --> 00:27:43,362
- IT'S ALWAYS BEEN
A DREAM OF MINE.
681
00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:45,765
- [chuckles]
- DID YOU TAKE YOUR PAIN PILLS?
682
00:27:45,798 --> 00:27:47,033
- YES, MOTHER.
683
00:27:47,066 --> 00:27:49,168
- NOT WITH THAT, I HOPE.
684
00:27:49,201 --> 00:27:53,172
YOU KNOW WHAT COMES FROM
TOO MUCH PILLS AND LIQUOR.
685
00:27:53,205 --> 00:27:55,174
- [exhales]
WELL,
686
00:27:55,207 --> 00:27:57,309
AT LEAST I'M OUT OF PAIN.
687
00:27:57,343 --> 00:27:59,045
- THAT'S GOOD NEWS.
688
00:27:59,078 --> 00:28:01,914
- OH, THERE MAY BE MORE.
689
00:28:01,948 --> 00:28:04,083
I'M WAITING TO HEAR
FROM FIELD AND STEEN.
690
00:28:04,116 --> 00:28:07,987
- ABOUT THE NEW FISHING ROD
YOU ORDERED?
691
00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:09,455
- WELL, THAT'S
FIELD AND STREAM.
692
00:28:09,488 --> 00:28:11,190
THIS IS AN ACCOUNTING FIRM.
693
00:28:11,223 --> 00:28:13,325
I HEARD THEY HAD AN OPENING,
694
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:15,361
SO I CALLED ALAN FIELD--
HE'S AN OLD FRIEND--
695
00:28:15,394 --> 00:28:17,930
AND HIS ASSISTANT
SAID HE'D RETURN.
696
00:28:17,964 --> 00:28:19,131
- [chuckles]
697
00:28:19,165 --> 00:28:21,100
[phone ringing]
AH.
698
00:28:21,133 --> 00:28:22,468
WELL, LOOK AT THAT,
LIKE I TOLD YOU.
699
00:28:22,501 --> 00:28:24,203
MAYBE THINGS ARE LOOKING UP.
700
00:28:24,236 --> 00:28:26,806
- UH, AT LEAST I AM.
701
00:28:26,839 --> 00:28:28,074
- THEODORE SCHMIDT RESIDENCE.
702
00:28:28,107 --> 00:28:29,408
EMMETT, IT'S LINZ.
703
00:28:29,441 --> 00:28:30,943
- OH, HI.
- HOW'S TEDDY?
704
00:28:30,977 --> 00:28:33,946
DOING LOTS BETTER.
- THAT'S GOOD.
705
00:28:33,980 --> 00:28:36,215
LISTEN, YOU REMEMBER THAT PARTY
I TOLD YOU ABOUT?
706
00:28:36,248 --> 00:28:37,817
- AT THE, UH, ART GALLERY.
707
00:28:37,850 --> 00:28:39,085
OH, HONEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M SORRY.
708
00:28:39,118 --> 00:28:40,486
I DIDN'T MEAN TO PUT YOU
ON THE SPOT.
709
00:28:40,519 --> 00:28:42,354
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
710
00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:44,156
I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU UP
ON YOUR OFFER.
711
00:28:44,190 --> 00:28:46,826
- REALLY?
712
00:28:46,859 --> 00:28:48,527
I'M GOING TO WORK
LINZ'S PARTY.
713
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,496
- OH.
- SO DO YOU WANT ME TO, UM,
714
00:28:50,529 --> 00:28:53,465
POUR THE CAB
OR PARK THE CARS?
715
00:28:58,905 --> 00:29:01,273
OH, MY GOD.
716
00:29:01,307 --> 00:29:02,875
OH, MY GOD!
[laughs]
717
00:29:02,909 --> 00:29:04,510
OH, THAT'S INCREDIBLE.
718
00:29:04,543 --> 00:29:08,280
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH!
719
00:29:08,314 --> 00:29:10,883
OKAY!
[chuckles]
720
00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:12,418
- THAT'S AN AWFUL LOT
OF GRATITUDE
721
00:29:12,451 --> 00:29:14,286
JUST TO SAY "SHRIMP BALL?"
722
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:17,256
- ACTUALLY, I WON'T BE WAITING
AT THE EVENT.
723
00:29:17,289 --> 00:29:20,459
I'LL BE GIVING IT.
724
00:29:20,492 --> 00:29:21,560
- OH-H.
725
00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:24,196
- "ORANGE IS THE NEW BLUE."
726
00:29:24,230 --> 00:29:26,532
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
727
00:29:26,565 --> 00:29:28,034
- SHE ASKED ME.
728
00:29:28,067 --> 00:29:30,002
- WELL, WHO TOLD YOU
TO ANSWER?
729
00:29:30,036 --> 00:29:31,470
- I WAS JUST TRYING
TO BE HELPFUL.
730
00:29:31,503 --> 00:29:34,907
- AH, BY UNDERCUTTING ME
IN FRONT OF THE CLIENT?
731
00:29:34,941 --> 00:29:37,276
YOUR JOB WAS
TO PUT UP THE BOARDS,
732
00:29:37,309 --> 00:29:38,878
WHICH YOU COULD BARELY DO,
733
00:29:38,911 --> 00:29:42,048
AND KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
734
00:29:42,081 --> 00:29:44,283
- I'M SORRY.
IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
735
00:29:44,316 --> 00:29:45,451
- YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT
IT WON'T.
736
00:29:45,484 --> 00:29:47,419
YOU'RE THROUGH.
737
00:29:47,453 --> 00:29:49,055
- ARE YOU FIRING ME?
738
00:29:49,088 --> 00:29:50,923
- YOU WANTED ON-THE-JOB
EXPERIENCE, RIGHT?
739
00:29:50,957 --> 00:29:54,093
LESSON ONE:
YOU FUCK UP, YOU'RE GONE.
740
00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:56,028
- BUT YOU GOT THE ACCOUNT.
741
00:29:56,062 --> 00:29:59,065
- AND SHE GOT MY BALLS,
THANKS TO YOU.
742
00:29:59,098 --> 00:30:01,433
- BRIAN--
743
00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:03,569
MR. KINNEY?
744
00:30:03,602 --> 00:30:06,038
I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF
YOU'D GIVE ME A SECOND CHANCE.
745
00:30:06,072 --> 00:30:07,306
- I NEVER SHOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU
THE FIRST ONE.
746
00:30:07,339 --> 00:30:10,242
NOW PACK UP YOUR SHIT
AND GO HOME.
747
00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:15,948
- I GUESS I SHOULD'VE
EXPECTED THIS.
748
00:30:15,982 --> 00:30:18,450
AFTER ALL, YOU NEVER WANTED ME
HERE TO BEGIN WITH,
749
00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:20,052
DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO SEE
MY FACE EVERY DAY
750
00:30:20,086 --> 00:30:22,488
WHEN YOU CAME IN TO WORK.
751
00:30:22,521 --> 00:30:24,323
ALTHOUGH I GUESS A PART OF ME
WAS KIND OF HOPING
752
00:30:24,356 --> 00:30:26,993
THAT EVENTUALLY
YOU WOULDN'T MIND IT,
753
00:30:27,026 --> 00:30:28,928
MAYBE YOU'D EVEN
GET USED TO IT.
754
00:30:28,961 --> 00:30:30,930
- [chuckles]
YEAH.
755
00:30:30,963 --> 00:30:34,633
- I GUESS I WAS WRONG,
TO THINK THAT--
756
00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:36,335
MM.
AH, FUCK IT.
757
00:30:36,368 --> 00:30:38,137
NEVER MIND.
- WHAT?
758
00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:39,538
THAT WHEN YOUR
LITTLE ROMANCE WITH
759
00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:41,007
PAGANINI JUNIOR WAS OVER,
760
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:42,942
YOU COULD COME RUNNING BACK?
761
00:30:42,975 --> 00:30:44,410
- YEAH, SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
762
00:30:44,443 --> 00:30:45,611
- SORRY.
763
00:30:45,644 --> 00:30:47,346
- I KNOW.
IT'S STUPID.
764
00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:49,215
- ALMOST AS STUPID
AS FALLING
765
00:30:49,248 --> 00:30:51,550
FOR HIS BULLSHIT
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
766
00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:54,486
BUT YOU'RE YOUNG
AND INEXPERIENCED.
767
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:55,955
- WHAT, AND YOU'RE SO SMART?
768
00:30:55,988 --> 00:30:57,990
IF YOU HAD ANY FUCKING BRAINS
AT ALL,
769
00:30:58,024 --> 00:30:59,525
YOU NEVER WOULD'VE
LET ME LEAVE.
770
00:30:59,558 --> 00:31:01,994
YOU WOULD'VE TOLD ME
I WAS MAKING
771
00:31:02,028 --> 00:31:03,495
THE BIGGEST
MISTAKE OF MY LIFE,
772
00:31:03,529 --> 00:31:05,364
THAT I WOULD LIVE
TO REGRET IT,
773
00:31:05,397 --> 00:31:07,566
THAT WHAT YOU GAVE ME
WAS WORTH 1,000--
774
00:31:07,599 --> 00:31:09,501
A MILLION TIMES MORE
775
00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:13,105
THAN ANYTHING
HE HAD TO OFFER.
776
00:31:13,139 --> 00:31:17,109
YOU WOULD'VE TOLD ME
THAT YOU LOVED ME,
777
00:31:17,143 --> 00:31:19,645
THAT YOU WOULD GO ON LOVING ME,
EVEN AFTER I WAS GONE.
778
00:31:19,678 --> 00:31:21,247
- IS THAT WHAT YOU
WERE WAITING TO HEAR?
779
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,282
- YES.
780
00:31:23,315 --> 00:31:25,251
BUT AS USUAL,
YOU NEVER SAID IT,
781
00:31:25,284 --> 00:31:29,255
SO IT'S JUST AS WELL
THAT I GO.
782
00:31:29,288 --> 00:31:32,591
- THAT IS SO LIKE YOU.
783
00:31:32,624 --> 00:31:36,295
YOU DON'T HEAR WHAT YOU WANT,
SO YOU LEAVE.
784
00:31:36,328 --> 00:31:39,331
TRY STANDING UP FOR YOURSELF
FOR A CHANGE.
785
00:31:39,365 --> 00:31:42,301
HAVE SOME BALLS.
786
00:31:54,346 --> 00:31:57,016
[indistinct chatter]
787
00:31:57,049 --> 00:31:58,717
- COME ON, WE'RE NOT
CALLING THE POLICE, MICHAEL.
788
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:00,352
- BUT I-I DON'T WANT THEM
HANGING OUT
789
00:32:00,386 --> 00:32:02,021
IN FRONT OF OUR APARTMENT.
790
00:32:02,054 --> 00:32:03,289
WHAT IF ONE OF THEM
HAD A KNIFE OR A GUN?
791
00:32:03,322 --> 00:32:04,556
YOU COULD'VE BEEN
SERIOUSLY INJURED,
792
00:32:04,590 --> 00:32:06,192
OR EVEN KILLED.
- THEY'RE JUST KIDS.
793
00:32:06,225 --> 00:32:08,560
- THEY'RE NOT KIDS.
THEY'RE HUSTLERS.
794
00:32:08,594 --> 00:32:10,196
THEY'RE DRUG ADDICTS
AND THEY'RE DANGEROUS.
795
00:32:10,229 --> 00:32:11,730
AND NOW THERE'S ONE
IN OUR GODDAMN BATHROOM.
796
00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:13,165
- I COULDN'T JUST LEAVE HIM
OUT ON THE STREET
797
00:32:13,199 --> 00:32:14,366
TO GET THE SHIT KICKED
OUT OF HIM.
798
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:15,701
- WELL, WHAT ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO DO?
799
00:32:15,734 --> 00:32:17,436
- I THOUGHT
HE COULD STAY HERE.
800
00:32:17,469 --> 00:32:19,705
- WHAT?
- FOR JUST ONE NIGHT.
801
00:32:19,738 --> 00:32:21,573
- ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
NOT FOR ONE MINUTE.
802
00:32:21,607 --> 00:32:24,343
NOT FOR ONE SECOND.
- COME ON, IT'S CHRISTMAS.
803
00:32:24,376 --> 00:32:26,045
- IT IS NOT CHRISTMAS.
804
00:32:26,078 --> 00:32:28,480
- WELL, THEN SHOW
A LITTLE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT,
805
00:32:28,514 --> 00:32:30,449
A LITTLE LOVE
TOWARDS YOUR FELLOW MAN.
806
00:32:30,482 --> 00:32:31,984
- WHAT IF HE RIPS US OFF?
807
00:32:32,018 --> 00:32:33,452
OR MURDERS US
IN OUR BEDS?
808
00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:35,454
- WHAT IS HE GOING TO TAKE,
THE CD PLAYER?
809
00:32:35,487 --> 00:32:37,723
[door opens]
810
00:32:37,756 --> 00:32:40,659
- OKAY, WHO WANTS
TO FUCK ME FIRST?
811
00:32:43,762 --> 00:32:45,364
- THAT'S NOT WHY
WE BROUGHT YOU UP HERE.
812
00:32:45,397 --> 00:32:48,200
- WELL, THEN
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
813
00:32:48,234 --> 00:32:50,502
- FOR YOU NOT TO GET KILLED.
814
00:32:50,536 --> 00:32:52,604
- BIG LOSS IF I DID.
815
00:32:52,638 --> 00:32:55,074
- [exhales]
816
00:32:55,107 --> 00:32:56,342
- I'M GOING BACK TO WORK.
817
00:32:56,375 --> 00:33:00,379
- NOT WITH THAT.
818
00:33:00,412 --> 00:33:02,281
- SOMEONE SHOULD PROBABLY
LOOK AT IT.
819
00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:04,150
- I'LL TRY TO PICK UP
A DOCTOR.
820
00:33:04,183 --> 00:33:06,085
- UH-UH.
YOU'RE STAYING HERE TONIGHT.
821
00:33:06,118 --> 00:33:08,154
ALONE.
822
00:33:08,187 --> 00:33:11,123
NOW PUT THIS ON
AND FOLLOW ME.
823
00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:16,395
- [sighs]
824
00:33:20,399 --> 00:33:21,767
- OKAY.
825
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,235
- WANT A GOOD TIME?
826
00:33:23,269 --> 00:33:24,570
WHATEVER YOU WANT, BUDDY.
827
00:33:24,603 --> 00:33:28,140
- OKAY, THAT'S TOO HIGH.
828
00:33:28,174 --> 00:33:29,408
NOW THAT'S TOO LOW.
829
00:33:29,441 --> 00:33:31,243
- OKAY, GIRLS, LINE UP!
[snapping]
830
00:33:31,277 --> 00:33:33,512
- OOH, THERE'S THE MAN
IN CHARGE.
831
00:33:33,545 --> 00:33:36,248
- OKAY.
832
00:33:36,282 --> 00:33:38,317
- I THINK YOU CAN DO
THE SAME WITH THAT ONE.
833
00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:40,252
[indistinct chatter]
834
00:33:40,286 --> 00:33:42,554
ONE, TWO, THREE.
835
00:33:42,588 --> 00:33:46,125
- WHO, OR SHOULD I SAY WHAT,
ARE THOSE PEOPLE?
836
00:33:46,158 --> 00:33:48,127
- MR. BLOOM, I CAN EXPLAIN.
YOU SEE--
837
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:49,261
- HONESTLY,
PUT OUT A CALL
838
00:33:49,295 --> 00:33:51,663
FOR DRAG QUEENS,
NOT DREG QUEENS.
839
00:33:51,697 --> 00:33:53,465
- MR. BLOOM,
THIS IS EMMETT HONEYCUTT,
840
00:33:53,499 --> 00:33:55,334
THE NEW EVENT PLANNER.
- HOW DO YOU DO?
841
00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:57,436
UH, MAY I JUST SAY--
- NO.
842
00:33:57,469 --> 00:34:00,272
MAY I JUST SAY
THAT I TOOK A GREAT RISK
843
00:34:00,306 --> 00:34:02,441
IN ENTRUSTING YOU
WITH TONIGHT'S EVENT.
844
00:34:02,474 --> 00:34:04,076
I CERTAINLY HOPE,
FOR YOUR SAKE,
845
00:34:04,110 --> 00:34:06,078
YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELL
YOU'RE DOING.
846
00:34:06,112 --> 00:34:07,579
- I LIKE YOUR BOW TIE.
847
00:34:07,613 --> 00:34:09,415
- GET OUT OF MY WAY.
848
00:34:09,448 --> 00:34:10,682
- I LOVE A MAN
WHO'S FORCEFUL.
849
00:34:10,716 --> 00:34:12,218
- TESTY, ISN'T HE?
850
00:34:12,251 --> 00:34:13,552
- OH GOD, EM,
PLEASE TELL ME
851
00:34:13,585 --> 00:34:15,454
EVERYTHING'S GOING
TO BE ALL RIGHT
852
00:34:15,487 --> 00:34:18,290
AND I HAVE NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.
853
00:34:18,324 --> 00:34:20,492
- EVERYTHING'S GOING
TO BE ALL RIGHT.
854
00:34:20,526 --> 00:34:22,428
YOU HAVE NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.
855
00:34:22,461 --> 00:34:23,562
- GOOD.
[glass shatters]
856
00:34:23,595 --> 00:34:26,598
[gasps]
857
00:34:31,470 --> 00:34:33,839
OH, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT'S FUNNY?
858
00:34:33,872 --> 00:34:35,607
[deep breath]
859
00:34:35,641 --> 00:34:37,443
I REALLY WANTED TO GET BACK
INTO THE WORLD
860
00:34:37,476 --> 00:34:40,712
AND PROVE MYSELF, AND NOW,
ALL I WANT TO DO
861
00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:43,449
IS BE HOME WITH GUS,
CHANGING HIS DIAPER.
862
00:34:43,482 --> 00:34:45,184
- SAME WITH ME AND TED.
863
00:34:45,217 --> 00:34:47,219
YEAH, EXCEPT FOR
THE DIAPER THING.
864
00:34:47,253 --> 00:34:49,321
- IN FACT, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
WHY PEOPLE
865
00:34:49,355 --> 00:34:50,889
WOULD EVER WANT
TO LEAVE THEIR HOUSE.
866
00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:55,327
- WHEN IT'S SO MUCH SAFER
JUST TO CLOSE THE DOOR.
867
00:34:55,361 --> 00:34:57,863
- BUT IF YOU CLOSE THE DOOR,
868
00:34:57,896 --> 00:35:01,233
NOTHING'LL EVER HAPPEN,
WILL IT?
869
00:35:03,269 --> 00:35:06,272
- WELL, YOU'LL JUST SIT THERE
IN YOUR SAFE LITTLE ROOM
870
00:35:06,305 --> 00:35:08,374
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE,
871
00:35:08,407 --> 00:35:11,377
WONDERING WHAT MIGHT'VE BEEN.
872
00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:14,613
- WHAT TIME IS IT?
873
00:35:14,646 --> 00:35:17,249
HOW LONG DO WE HAVE
TO DO THIS?
874
00:35:17,283 --> 00:35:19,285
[both sigh]
875
00:35:19,318 --> 00:35:22,254
[indistinct chatter]
876
00:35:24,256 --> 00:35:27,359
- OKAY, GIRLS, LET'S, UH--
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
877
00:35:27,393 --> 00:35:28,427
- OKAY.
878
00:35:28,460 --> 00:35:30,896
- NOW, THAT'S TOO LOW.
879
00:35:30,929 --> 00:35:32,431
THAT'S TOO HIGH.
880
00:35:37,936 --> 00:35:39,371
- HE'S STILL ASLEEP.
881
00:35:39,405 --> 00:35:41,807
MUST'VE BEEN EXHAUSTED.
882
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,910
- I'M SURE,
WITH THE HOURS HE KEEPS.
883
00:35:44,943 --> 00:35:47,646
- YOU KNOW, TO LOOK AT HIM--
884
00:35:47,679 --> 00:35:49,281
THERE YOU GO.
885
00:35:49,315 --> 00:35:50,916
YOU'D THINK HE WAS LIKE
ANY OTHER TEENAGER.
886
00:35:50,949 --> 00:35:52,918
- WELL, HE'S NOT...
887
00:35:52,951 --> 00:35:55,254
AND HE'S NEVER GOING TO BE.
888
00:35:55,287 --> 00:35:56,922
- JESUS, MICHAEL,
889
00:35:56,955 --> 00:35:58,924
WHERE IS YOUR SENSE
OF COMPASSION?
890
00:35:58,957 --> 00:36:00,559
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU
TO BE SO UNCARING.
891
00:36:00,592 --> 00:36:02,394
- IT'S BECAUSE I KNOW
WHERE THIS IS HEADING.
892
00:36:02,428 --> 00:36:04,396
"GEE, MOMMY,
CAN I KEEP POOCHIE?
893
00:36:04,430 --> 00:36:06,398
"I'LL WALK HIM.
I'LL FEED HIM.
894
00:36:06,432 --> 00:36:08,534
HE WON'T BE ANY TROUBLE,
I PROMISE."
895
00:36:08,567 --> 00:36:10,202
WELL, THE ANSWER'S NO.
896
00:36:10,236 --> 00:36:11,970
WE'RE NOT TAKING IN A STRAY.
897
00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:14,640
- DID I ASK YOU TO?
898
00:36:16,908 --> 00:36:19,945
- LOOK, I LOVE
HOW GOOD-HEARTED YOU ARE...
899
00:36:19,978 --> 00:36:21,880
- AS LONG AS I DON'T
ACT ON IT.
900
00:36:21,913 --> 00:36:23,415
- BUT ONE NIGHT IS ENOUGH.
901
00:36:23,449 --> 00:36:24,750
- SO WE SHOULD JUST TOSS HIM
902
00:36:24,783 --> 00:36:26,218
BACK ON THE STREET,
LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE?
903
00:36:26,252 --> 00:36:27,819
- HE DOESN'T EVEN
WANT OUR HELP.
904
00:36:27,853 --> 00:36:29,421
HE'LL BE THE FIRST TO TELL YOU.
- WELL, HE'S WRONG,
905
00:36:29,455 --> 00:36:30,556
BECAUSE THE WAY HIS LIFE
IS GOING, IT'LL
906
00:36:30,589 --> 00:36:32,724
BE OVER BEFORE HE'S 20.
907
00:36:34,893 --> 00:36:36,362
- WHAT TIME IS IT?
908
00:36:36,395 --> 00:36:37,696
- IT'S ALMOST NOON.
909
00:36:37,729 --> 00:36:39,431
- OH, FUCK.
910
00:36:39,465 --> 00:36:40,632
WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME?
911
00:36:40,666 --> 00:36:42,434
- FIGURED YOU COULD
USE THE SLEEP.
912
00:36:42,468 --> 00:36:45,003
- WHAT I COULD USE IS CASH.
913
00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:46,872
- A LITTLE EARLY
TO OPEN UP SHOP, ISN'T IT?
914
00:36:46,905 --> 00:36:49,475
- LUNCH HOUR'S
ONE OF MY BUSIEST TIMES--
915
00:36:49,508 --> 00:36:52,478
ALL THE MARRIED BUSINESSMEN.
916
00:36:52,511 --> 00:36:55,247
- OKAY, UH, AT LEAST HAVE
SOMETHING TO EAT BEFORE YOU GO.
917
00:36:55,281 --> 00:36:56,482
- YEAH, YOU CAN'T
EXPECT TO DO
918
00:36:56,515 --> 00:36:59,885
YOUR BEST WORK
ON AN EMPTY STOMACH.
919
00:36:59,918 --> 00:37:02,521
- LISTEN, IF YOU
NEED SOMETHING,
920
00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:05,457
OR YOU JUST WANT TO TALK,
921
00:37:05,491 --> 00:37:07,593
HERE'S OUR NUMBER.
922
00:37:07,626 --> 00:37:09,528
- [sighs]
923
00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:17,002
- AND, UH,
PUT THIS SOMEPLACE SAFE,
924
00:37:17,035 --> 00:37:19,971
IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY.
925
00:37:30,916 --> 00:37:33,385
- [sighs]
926
00:37:42,394 --> 00:37:46,898
- WE DID MORE FOR HIM
THAN MOST PEOPLE.
927
00:37:46,932 --> 00:37:49,835
- WHAT WE DID WAS BUY OFF
OUR CONSCIENCE FOR 100 BUCKS,
928
00:37:49,868 --> 00:37:52,804
HALF THE PRICE OF FUCKING HIM
WITHOUT A CONDOM.
929
00:38:02,781 --> 00:38:05,651
[indistinct chatter]
930
00:38:05,684 --> 00:38:08,654
[classical music]
931
00:38:08,687 --> 00:38:12,524
*
932
00:38:12,558 --> 00:38:14,926
- [chuckles]
YES, I AM A NATURAL BLONDE.
933
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:19,465
*
934
00:38:19,498 --> 00:38:21,533
- YES, IT'S WONDERFUL.
HERE'S MY CARD.
935
00:38:21,567 --> 00:38:23,935
- THANKS, ELEANOR.
936
00:38:23,969 --> 00:38:26,938
[rapid classical music]
937
00:38:26,972 --> 00:38:34,913
*
938
00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:40,819
- TRY ONE OF THESE,
MONSIEUR.
939
00:38:40,852 --> 00:38:42,421
- OH, NO, NO, I COULDN'T.
940
00:38:42,454 --> 00:38:44,856
- SURE YOU CAN-CAN.
- [chuckles]
941
00:38:44,890 --> 00:38:46,792
- [laughs]
942
00:38:49,461 --> 00:38:50,862
- THIS IS AMAZING.
943
00:38:50,896 --> 00:38:52,831
I CANNOT BELIEVE
WHAT EMMETT ACCOMPLISHED.
944
00:38:52,864 --> 00:38:55,133
- WELL, HE'S BEEN WORKING
LIKE A DOG--
945
00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:57,969
I MEAN, UN CHIEN.
946
00:38:58,003 --> 00:39:00,906
- WE'VE NEVER HAD
AN OPENING LIKE THIS.
947
00:39:00,939 --> 00:39:02,841
MY CLIENTS ARE RAVING.
948
00:39:02,874 --> 00:39:05,511
AND I HAVE YOU TO THANK.
949
00:39:05,544 --> 00:39:07,112
SO HOW MUCH IS IT
GOING TO COST ME?
950
00:39:07,145 --> 00:39:08,580
- YOU'LL BE HAPPY
TO KNOW THAT
951
00:39:08,614 --> 00:39:11,116
EMMETT IS VERY RESOURCEFUL.
952
00:39:11,149 --> 00:39:15,654
- MMM, THEN BOOK HIM FOR
THE SURREALIST SHOW IN JUNE.
953
00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:19,391
BUT HURRY, IT LOOKS LIKE
HE'S GOING TO BE BUSY.
954
00:39:19,425 --> 00:39:23,729
- [chuckles]
- EXCUSE ME.
955
00:39:23,762 --> 00:39:25,997
- I FEEL LIKE THE TOWN SLUT
ON PROM NIGHT.
956
00:39:26,031 --> 00:39:27,399
[chuckles]
AGAIN!
957
00:39:27,433 --> 00:39:28,900
[laughs]
958
00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:31,069
LOOK AT ALL THESE CARDS.
- WOW.
959
00:39:31,102 --> 00:39:32,671
- I'M PROUD OF YOU, EM.
960
00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:35,140
- OH, THANKS, BABY.
- CAREFUL ON THE BACK.
961
00:39:35,173 --> 00:39:36,775
- OH, SORRY.
962
00:39:36,808 --> 00:39:38,477
SO, UM, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
963
00:39:38,510 --> 00:39:39,745
SHOULD WE BRING OUT
THE PASTRIES?
964
00:39:39,778 --> 00:39:41,046
- YOU'RE THE PLANNER.
965
00:39:41,079 --> 00:39:43,882
- WELL, THEN I SAY,
FOLLOW ME, TROOPS.
966
00:39:43,915 --> 00:39:48,153
IT'S TIME THOSE NAPOLEONS
MET THEIR WATERLOO!
967
00:39:48,186 --> 00:39:50,522
- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
- OKAY.
968
00:39:52,791 --> 00:39:55,527
IT'S FUNNY, USUALLY WHEN
WE GO TO THESE EVENTS,
969
00:39:55,561 --> 00:39:57,629
IT'S FOR MY BUSINESS
AND LINDSAY'S THERE
970
00:39:57,663 --> 00:39:58,764
TO SUPPORT ME,
971
00:39:58,797 --> 00:40:01,567
BUT TONIGHT,
I'M THE WIFE.
972
00:40:06,805 --> 00:40:10,041
- YEAH.
973
00:40:10,075 --> 00:40:13,011
GUESS I AM TOO.
974
00:40:22,087 --> 00:40:28,059
[indistinct chatter]
975
00:40:28,093 --> 00:40:30,962
- CHECK ME OUT, MAN.
976
00:40:30,996 --> 00:40:33,799
- COME ON, I THOUGHT YOU
WANT A HOT ASS.
977
00:40:33,832 --> 00:40:36,201
- HEY, COME ON BACK HERE.
978
00:40:36,234 --> 00:40:39,004
I'VE GOT WHAT YOU WANT.
979
00:40:41,973 --> 00:40:43,208
- YOU WANNA PLAY?
980
00:40:43,241 --> 00:40:45,677
- BEN?
981
00:40:45,711 --> 00:40:48,880
- WANNA HAVE SOME FUN?
- YOU GOTTA PAY.
982
00:40:48,914 --> 00:40:51,617
- HEY, DADDY, COME HERE.
983
00:40:51,650 --> 00:40:53,985
- I MASHED UP SOME FRESH GARLIC
IN THE POTATOES.
984
00:40:54,019 --> 00:40:56,087
- OH, SMELLS GREAT.
985
00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:58,724
[laughter outside]
986
00:40:58,757 --> 00:41:01,593
- HEY, NO DISEASE.
I'M CLEAN.
987
00:41:01,627 --> 00:41:02,994
- DADDY, YOU WANT
A NICE TIGHT ASS?
988
00:41:03,028 --> 00:41:04,830
- HEY, SEXY.
- YOU WANNA FUCK ME?
989
00:41:04,863 --> 00:41:07,132
[knocks]
990
00:41:09,735 --> 00:41:13,739
- MR. KINNEY?
991
00:41:13,772 --> 00:41:17,042
- TAYLOR.
992
00:41:17,075 --> 00:41:20,011
COME IN.
993
00:41:24,883 --> 00:41:27,786
SIT DOWN.
994
00:41:37,629 --> 00:41:40,532
YOU WANTED TO SEE ME?
995
00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:45,737
- I GAVE IT SOME THOUGHT.
996
00:41:45,771 --> 00:41:48,740
I DECIDED YOU SHOULD
TAKE ME BACK.
997
00:41:48,774 --> 00:41:51,076
- OH?
998
00:41:51,109 --> 00:41:54,813
- EVEN THOUGH
I HAVE MADE A FEW MISTAKES,
999
00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:56,748
I THINK YOU'D BE MAKING
AN EVEN BIGGER ONE
1000
00:41:56,782 --> 00:42:01,753
NOT TO GIVE ME
A SECOND CHANCE.
1001
00:42:01,787 --> 00:42:03,321
- I SEE.
1002
00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:06,792
- 'CAUSE NOW I UNDERSTAND
WHAT IT IS YOU WANT OF ME.
1003
00:42:08,326 --> 00:42:11,262
AND I KNOW WHAT I CAN EXPECT
FROM YOU.
1004
00:42:15,934 --> 00:42:17,836
- YOU ALSO UNDERSTAND
THAT YOU'LL BE REQUIRED
1005
00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:20,305
TO WORK LONG, HARD HOURS,
1006
00:42:20,338 --> 00:42:25,076
SOMETIMES DEEP
INTO THE NIGHT?
1007
00:42:25,110 --> 00:42:29,247
- IT'LL BE A PLEASURE
TO WORK UNDER YOU, SIR.
1008
00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:35,086
- AND YOU'RE NEVER
1009
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:38,223
TO PLAY VIOLIN MUSIC
IN MY PRESENCE AGAIN.
1010
00:42:41,827 --> 00:42:44,562
- I PROMISE.
1011
00:42:51,102 --> 00:42:53,639
- GOOD.
1012
00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:59,277
WELL, THEN.
1013
00:42:59,310 --> 00:43:02,848
YOU CAN START...
1014
00:43:02,881 --> 00:43:05,851
IMMEDIATELY.
1015
00:43:16,194 --> 00:43:19,164
[Broken Social Scene's
Lover's Spit]
1016
00:43:19,197 --> 00:43:27,138
*
1017
00:43:43,021 --> 00:43:48,059
- * ALL THESE PEOPLE
DRINKING LOVER'S SPIT *
1018
00:43:56,034 --> 00:44:01,172
* THEY SIT AROUND AND CLEAN
THEIR FACE WITH IT *
1019
00:44:08,914 --> 00:44:13,919
* AND THEY LISTEN TO TEETH
TO LEARN HOW TO QUIT *
1020
00:44:21,359 --> 00:44:25,697
* TIED TO A NIGHT
THEY NEVER MET *
1021
00:44:30,468 --> 00:44:34,339
* YOU KNOW IT'S TIME
1022
00:44:34,372 --> 00:44:39,177
* THAT WE GROW OLD
1023
00:44:39,210 --> 00:44:43,314
* AND DO SOME SHIT
1024
00:44:43,348 --> 00:44:47,118
* I LIKE IT ALL THAT WAY
1025
00:44:49,855 --> 00:44:53,959
* I LIKE IT ALL THAT WAY
1026
00:44:59,130 --> 00:45:03,869
* ALL THESE PEOPLE
DRINKING LOVER'S SPIT *
1027
00:45:11,877 --> 00:45:16,014
* SWALLOWING WORDS
WHILE GIVING HEAD *
1028
00:45:24,155 --> 00:45:29,060
* THEY LISTEN TO TEETH
TO LEARN HOW TO QUIT *
1029
00:45:37,002 --> 00:45:41,840
* TAKE SOME HANDS
AND GET USED TO IT *
1030
00:45:41,873 --> 00:45:49,781
*
1031
00:46:26,918 --> 00:46:31,489
* ALL THESE PEOPLE
DRINKING LOVER'S SPIT *
1032
00:46:39,364 --> 00:46:44,335
* THEY SIT AROUND AND CLEAN
THEIR FACE WITH IT *
1033
00:46:49,074 --> 00:46:52,177
* YOU KNOW IT'S TIME
1034
00:46:52,210 --> 00:46:55,580
* THAT WE
1035
00:46:55,613 --> 00:47:01,052
* GROW OLD
AND DO SOME SHIT *
1036
00:47:01,086 --> 00:47:04,555
* I LIKE IT ALL THAT WAY
1037
00:47:07,392 --> 00:47:11,196
* I LIKE IT ALL THAT WAY
1038
00:47:11,229 --> 00:47:13,298
*
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