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- * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR
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* ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE, SIX *
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* SHAKE IT, DUDE
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*
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* ONE, TWO, DO IT
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*
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* ONE, TWO, THREE
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- * FOUR, FOUR
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*
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- SO THERE I WAS,
STARK NAKED,
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FREEZING MY TAIL OFF,
SPYING ON BEN.
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- WAS HE PLUCKING
HIS MAGIC TWANGER?
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- NO, HE HAD A NEEDLE,
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AND HE WAS GIVING HIMSELF
A SHOT IN THE ASS.
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- THE NUTTY PROFESSOR,
A JUICE PIG?
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I AM SO TURNED ON.
HERE, FEEL.
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[laughs]
- CUT IT OUT.
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I'VE SEEN HIM DO IT TWICE.
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I THINK
HE'S DOING STEROIDS.
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- FOR THE LIFE OF ME,
I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND
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WHY SO MANY GAY MEN
WANT TO FUCK THEIR BODIES UP
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WITH DRUGS.
- HE'S ALWAYS AT THE GYM,
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HE HAS THESE NASTY MOODS.
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- 'ROID RAGE.
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WELL, CONSIDER IT
A SMALL PRICE TO PAY
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FOR AN AMAZING BODY.
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- YOU'RE A BIG FUCKING HELP.
- HI, GUYS!
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- SO HOW ARE
THE TWO LOVE BIRDS?
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- UH, FREEZING OUR TITS OFF.
- YEAH, WELL,
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AT LEAST I WON'T HAVE TO PINCH
MY NIPS TO GET THEM ALL TAUT.
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- ALLOW ME.
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- OW, GOD!
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- CAN YOU BELIEVE THE LINE
TO GET INTO THIS FUCKING DUMP?
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- YEAH, IT'S ON ACCOUNT
OF THOSE GUYS WHO OD'D.
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- GREAT, SO BECAUSE
SOME IGNORANT AMATEURS
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DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT THEY WERE DOING,
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THE REST OF US
SHOULD GET PUNISHED.
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- YEAH, YOU CAN THANK
YOUR FRIEND, THE CHIEF.
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- LET'S GO INSIDE
BEFORE MY DICK GETS FROSTBITE.
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- YOU HAVE A GUEST PASS?
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- AND ONLY ONE GUEST.
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both: ASSHOLE.
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- FREEZING MY NIPPLES OFF
OUT HERE.
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- [gasps]
- ALL RIGHT, HONEY, YOU CAN GO.
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SEE SOME I.D.?
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- MM.
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- ANY DRUGS?
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- WORK THE POCKETS, HONEY.
WORK THE POCKETS.
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[men jeering]
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- YOU WANT ME
TO WASH YOUR BACK?
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- HMM, ANY EXCUSE
TO KEEP YOUR HANDS ON ME.
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- [chuckles]
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WELL, YOU KNOW, CLEANLINESS
IS NEXT TO HORNINESS.
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- MMM.
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED,
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I KNOW A REALLY COOL GAME
WE CAN PLAY.
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IT'S CALLED
"HIDE THE SOAP BAR."
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- OH.
both: [laugh]
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[phone ringing]
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- HELLO?
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YEAH?
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OH, HEY, HOW YOU DOING?
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NO FUCKING WAY.
THAT'S FANTASTIC!
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- WHAT?
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- PREPARED?
ARE YOU KIDDING?
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I'VE BEEN PREPARING
MY WHOLE LIFE.
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YEAH, OKAY.
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THANKS, MAN.
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THAT WAS GLEN.
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YOSEF TREBLEK
HAD A TRIPLE BYPASS.
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- WHO'S YOSEF TREBLEK?
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- THIS--THIS HUNGARIAN
VIOLINIST.
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- OH, GOD, THAT'S TERRIBLE.
- NO, NO, NO,
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IT'S THE GREATEST NEWS
EVER.
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HE WAS SUPPOSED TO PLAY
THE HARRISBURG SYMPHONY,
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BUT OBVIOUSLY, HE CAN'T NOW,
SO GLEN SUGGESTED ME,
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THE SILVER MEDALIST
FOR THE HEIFETZ COMPETITION,
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AS THE LAST-MINUTE
REPLACEMENT,
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AND THEY SAID YES!
THEY SAID YES!
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- OH, MY GOD,
IT'S YOUR FIRST CONCERT.
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- [giggles]
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IT'S NOT PHILADELPHIA
OR BOSTON, BUT--
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- THAT DOESN'T MATTER.
IT'S A START.
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- OH, GOD.
[moans]
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I WISH YOU COULD
BE THERE WITH ME.
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- I WISH I COULD TOO.
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BUT YOUR AGENT WOULD FLIP OUT
IF I WAS THERE.
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- YEAH, I KNOW.
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HEY, I WAS, UH...
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I WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU THIS
WHEN THE PHONE RANG.
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I BOUGHT TWO OF THEM.
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THEY WEREN'T VERY EXPENSIVE,
BUT THE GUY AT THE STORE
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SWORE TO ME THAT THEY WERE
ONE-OF-A-KIND.
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AND...
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I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A WAY
FOR US TO BE TOGETHER,
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EVEN WHEN WE'RE APART.
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- (TV announcer) CITIZEN,
WAR HERO, COP,
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CHIEF OF POLICE.
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JIM STOCKWELL: YOU CAN SLEEP
AT NIGHT KNOWING HE'S THE MAYOR.
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PAID FOR BY THE COMMITTEE
TO ELECT JIM STOCKWELL.
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- WELL?
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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- IF I WANT TO SLEEP AT NIGHT,
I CAN TAKE A XANAX.
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OR I COULD WATCH
YOUR AD.
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- [clears throat]
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- WHAT MY PARTNER MEANS--
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- WHAT I MEAN IS,
IT'S FUCKING BORING.
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- THAT SPOT WAS MADE
BY ONE OF THE BEST AGENCIES
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IN THE STATE.
- 96% OF THE TEST GROUP
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WE SHOWED IT TO
REACTED FAVORABLY.
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- WHO WERE THEY,
INSOMNIACS?
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- OUR LOYAL SUPPORTERS.
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- WELL, YOU'VE ALREADY GOT
THEIR VOTE.
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WHAT ABOUT THE VOTERS
WHO ARE UNDECIDED,
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OR THE ONES WHO WOULDN'T
CAST A BALLOT
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FOR A LAW AND ORDER
CANDIDATE?
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YOU HAVE TO PULL THEM INTO YOUR
CAMP IF YOU WANT TO WIN.
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AND THERE IS
NO WAY IN HELL
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YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT
WITH THAT.
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- I SUPPOSE YOU HAVE
A BETTER PLAN?
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- DO YOU WORK OUT?
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- FOUR TIMES A WEEK,
RELIGIOUSLY.
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- ANY SPORTS?
- GOLF, SWIMMING, BASKETBALL.
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- HOBBIES?
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- BUILD MODEL AIRPLANES.
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- NO SHIT?
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I DID THAT
WHEN I WAS A KID.
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YOU TOO?
- SURE, WHO DIDN'T?
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BUT WHAT'S THE, UM--
- WHAT'S THE POINT?
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THE POINT IS,
I CAN RELATE TO IT,
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EVERYONE CAN.
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BUT WHO THE HELL'S GONNA RELATE
TO SOME STIFF IN A UNIFORM?
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- BRIAN, TAKE IT EASY.
- IT'S ALL RIGHT.
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I DON'T MIND THE TRUTH.
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EVEN IF YOU USE IT
LIKE AN ASSAULT WEAPON.
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SO...
WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST?
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- CHANGE YOUR IMAGE.
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STOP SELLING YOURSELF
AS A HERO
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AND START SELLING YOURSELF
AS A MAN.
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- THAT'S IT?
- AN ORDINARY MAN,
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WITH THE SAME CARES
AND CONCERNS AS EVERYONE ELSE.
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THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS,
YOU'RE IN A POSITION
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TO ACTUALLY
DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
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- LOOK, I KNOW I CAME TO YOU
FOR SOME FRESH IDEAS.
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HOWEVER,
IT'S A RADICAL CHANGE
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FROM THE CAMPAIGN
WE'VE BEEN RUNNING.
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- TOO RADICAL.
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- WELL, IT'S YOUR CALL,
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BUT WITH THE WAY
THINGS ARE GOING,
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I'D SAY YOU HAVE
NOTHING TO LOSE...
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EXCEPT FOR THE ELECTION.
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- SEE NOW, THIS SHADE
OF APRICOT FOR THE WALLS
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IS CALLING OUT
FOR A PLUM CARPET,
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WHICH PRACTICALLY SCREAMS
FOR THE RASPBERRY COUCH
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WITH THE PEACH CUSHIONS.
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- YEAH, I KNEW I SHOULD'VE
GOTTEN THE FRUIT COBBLER.
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[snickers]
- ISN'T IT A BIT EXTREME?
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FOR EMMETT,
I'D SAY IT'S A BIT SUBDUED.
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- EXCUSE ME?
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- YOU'RE MOVING INTO A DIFFERENT
KIND OF NEIGHBORHOOD.
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IT'S NOT THE GAY GHETTO.
IT'S A BEDROOM COMMUNITY.
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- THERE'S A DIFFERENCE?
- YES,
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IT'S MORE TRADITIONAL,
MORE RESERVED.
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SO MAYBE YOU WANT
TO CHANGE YOUR STYLE,
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LOSE THE STREISAND POSTERS.
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- THE MAIN EVENT
WAS GOING IN THE ENTRY.
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- THE SLAVE BOY LAMPS?
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- IT'S GOING ON THE BAR,
RIGHT?
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- YOU JUST WANT TO THINK
ABOUT FITTING IN,
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RATHER THAN STANDING OUT.
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- THINK OUR HOUSE.
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- YOUR HOUSE?
AM I TO BELIEVE
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I'M ACTUALLY
GETTING DECORATOR TIPS
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FROM LESBIANS?
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- LOOK, THIS IS
EMMETT'S PROJECT, RIGHT?
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HE'S GOT CARTE BLANCHE
TO DO WHATEVER HE WANTS
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WITH THE HOUSE.
STREISAND, PLUMS, KUMQUATS.
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IF THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS,
THEN THAT'S WHAT IT'LL BE.
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ALL RIGHT?
- HAVE FUN.
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- GOOD LUCK.
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- HMM, HMM.
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- BY THE WAY,
YOU DIDN'T HEAR IT FROM ME,
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AND I DIDN'T HEAR IT
FROM MY COP BOYFRIEND,
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BUT THERE'S
A CERTAIN POLICE CHIEF
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WHO WANTS TO BE MAYOR
WHO'S TRYING TO GET
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SOME ATTENTION FOR HIMSELF
BY GOING AFTER BUSINESSES
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THAT PANDER TO,
SHALL WE SAY--
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- PRURIENT INTERESTS?
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- I WAS GONNA SAY
WEB-WHACKERS.
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- WELL, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT ME, DEB.
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I RUN A CLEAN OPERATION.
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- [scoffs]
TEDDY IS IMMACULATE.
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HE EVEN RINSES OUT HIS UNDERWEAR
BEFORE HE PUTS THEM
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IN THE LAUNDRY.
[laughs]
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- HONEY,
IF THEY WANT TO,
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THEY CAN ALWAYS
FIND SOMETHING.
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- WELL, THANKS
FOR THE HEADS-UP, DEB.
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- WELL, DON'T THANK ME...
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THANK
"BENEDICT ARNOLD" KINNEY.
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HE'S THE ONE WORKING
FOR THE ENEMY.
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- NICE TO SEE YOU TOO.
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00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:05,078
I'LL HAVE
A SPLIT-PEA SOUP TO GO.
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- JUSTIN, A SPLIT-PEA.
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00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:10,183
AND FEEL FREE
TO PISS IN IT.
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- YOU SHOULD REALLY LEARN
TO SEPARATE
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YOUR PERSONAL FEELINGS
FROM BUSINESS, DEB.
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- IT'S THREE BUCKS.
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- WHERE'D YOU GET
THE RING?
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- ETHAN.
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[cash register dings]
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- HOW ROMANTIC.
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- FUCK-ALL YOU'D KNOW
ABOUT ROMANCE.
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- KEEP IT.
- THAT'S A BIG TIP.
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- MAYBE YOU COULD BUY HIM
SOME FLOWERS.
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I'M SURE
HE'D LIKE THAT.
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[closes cash register drawer]
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- [hums]
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- ARE YOU HAVING
AN INTERNET AFFAIR, MICHAEL?
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HMM?
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YOU HAVE BEEN ON THAT
A LONG TIME.
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[growls]
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- DOING SOME RESEARCH.
- [grunts]
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[printer whirring]
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WORK?
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00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:07,841
- FOR YOU.
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00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:11,311
- ME?
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00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:20,253
STEROIDS?
227
00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:24,725
- I SAW YOU.
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00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:27,194
- SAW ME WHAT?
- SHOOTING UP.
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SO UNLESS YOU'VE SUDDENLY
BECOME A HEROIN ADDICT,
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I FIGURED
THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
231
00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:34,167
- MICHAEL,
ARE YOU SPYING ON ME?
232
00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:35,803
- SPYING ON YOU?
233
00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:38,138
WE LIVE TOGETHER.
HOW CAN I NOT NOTICE?
234
00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:41,875
- WELL, A LOT OF GUYS
ARE USING THEM, OKAY?
235
00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:44,177
TO FIGHT BODY WASTING.
236
00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:45,746
- YOU'RE NOT WASTING.
237
00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:47,014
- YET.
238
00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:49,282
- DID YOUR DOCTOR
PRESCRIBE THEM?
239
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,751
- NO.
240
00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:53,420
- WELL, THEN
WHERE DID YOU GET THEM?
241
00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:55,022
- WHAT IS THIS,
AN INTERROGATION?
242
00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:56,323
- I'M JUST CONCERNED,
THAT'S ALL.
243
00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:58,025
IT SAYS THERE ARE
A LOT OF SIDE EFFECTS.
244
00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:00,728
MOOD SWINGS, DIARRHEA,
LIVER DAMAGE--
245
00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:01,962
- YEAH, I'M AWARE OF
THE POTENTIAL SIDE EFFECTS,
246
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,463
MICHAEL, I HAVE DONE
MY RESEARCH TOO.
247
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:06,666
- WELL, THEN, WE SHOULD'VE
AT LEAST TALKED IT OVER.
248
00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:17,377
- LOOK...
249
00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:19,847
I'M JUST TRYING A CYCLE,
OKAY?
250
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:23,083
SEE IF IT MAKES
ANY DIFFERENCE.
251
00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:27,054
AND SO FAR, THE ADVANTAGES
ARE BEATING THE DISADVANTAGES.
252
00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:29,456
HUH?
[grunts]
253
00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:32,125
[growls]
254
00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:34,394
HMM? YEAH? HUH?
255
00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:37,397
UGH, UGH.
256
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:39,933
HUH? HUH?
257
00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:42,335
IT'S NOT TOO BAD, HUH?
258
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,938
- IT'S FINE.
259
00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:48,408
- [whispering]
HOW ABOUT THAT?
260
00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:51,278
- NICE.
261
00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:54,247
OH, DON'T TELL ME
IT WORKS ON THAT TOO.
262
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:59,352
- MMM.
263
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,221
- HEY, OVER HERE!
264
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:02,489
IN THE CLEAR!
IN THE CLEAR!
265
00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:04,124
- GET ON HIM, GET ON HIM,
GET ON HIM!
266
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,826
- OKAY, GOT IT.
267
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:06,860
[men cheering]
- GOOD SHOT.
268
00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:09,863
OKAY, TAKE IT OUT.
269
00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:15,235
[grunts]
- YEAH!
270
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:18,338
- YOU'RE GUARDING.
MOVE A LITTLE BIT, RIGHT THERE.
271
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,511
- STAY ON HIM,
STAY ON HIM.
272
00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:29,282
- OKAY, LAY-UPS, GUYS.
273
00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:31,051
I'M JIM STOCKWELL,
274
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:34,387
POLICE CHIEF AND COACH
OF MY SON'S BASKETBALL TEAM.
275
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:37,124
THERE WAS A TIME WHEN YOU COULD
SEND YOUR KIDS TO THE PARK.
276
00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:39,126
BEFORE SEX AND DRUGS
WERE AVAILABLE
277
00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:40,861
ON EVERY STREET CORNER.
278
00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:43,530
AS A CRIME FIGHTER
AND A PARENT,
279
00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:46,133
I'D LIKE TO SEE
THOSE TIMES AGAIN.
280
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,068
I KNOW YOU WOULD TOO.
281
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,537
VOTE FOR ME FOR MAYOR,
282
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:55,342
AND LET'S MAKE PITTSBURGH
FAMILY-FRIENDLY ONCE MORE.
283
00:12:55,375 --> 00:12:57,010
- AND CUT.
284
00:12:57,044 --> 00:12:59,012
- KEEP ROLLING, KEEP ROLLING,
KEEP ROLLING.
285
00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:03,350
- [breathing heavily]
286
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:04,551
HOW WAS THAT?
287
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,153
- THAT WAS GREAT.
288
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:07,320
- GREAT.
- DID YOU GET THAT?
289
00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:08,956
- YEP, I GOT IT.
290
00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:12,359
- THANKS.
291
00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:14,294
- HOW WAS THAT?
292
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:17,164
- IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER,
I'D SWEAR YOU WERE TOM CRUISE.
293
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:20,567
[men chatter]
294
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:23,570
- FREEZE IN THE BACKGROUND.
THIS IS SOUND ONLY.
295
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,172
- AND--
- THIS IS SOUND ONLY.
296
00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:28,308
- EVERYONE HAVE
VALID I.D.s?
297
00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:31,178
all: YES, SIR!
298
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:33,246
- MM-HMM.
299
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,515
ANY CONVICTED FELONS?
300
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,184
all: NO, SIR!
301
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:40,187
- MM-HMM.
302
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:44,191
ANY ILLEGAL DRUGS
ON THE PREMISES?
303
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:47,861
all: NO, SIR!
304
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:53,600
- EXCELLENT.
305
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,335
ALL RIGHT.
BACK TO WORK.
306
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:57,070
all: YES, SIR!
- OH, AND, UH,
307
00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:59,206
KEEP IT CLEAN.
all: YES, SIR!
308
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:01,408
- I MEAN, YEAH,
KEEP IT DIRTY BUT--
309
00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:03,443
all: YES, SIR!
310
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:10,550
[sighs] FIRE ALARMS,
SPRINKLER SYSTEMS,
311
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:13,020
HANDICAPPED RAMP,
TOILETS.
312
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:16,156
- ALL UP TO CODE,
MR. SCHMIDT.
313
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,491
- ANY RODENTS OR PESTS
ON THE PREMISES?
314
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,527
- ONLY THE HUMAN KIND,
MR. SCHMIDT.
315
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,030
- ALL RULES AND REGULATIONS
THE CORRECT SIZE
316
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:25,298
AND CLEARLY POSTED?
- MEASURED TO THE INCH.
317
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:28,535
JUST LIKE YOUR JERKERS,
MR. SCHMIDT.
318
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,403
- WELL THEN, EDDIE,
319
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,906
I'D SAY WE HAVE
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
320
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:37,177
EVERY DETAIL HAS BEEN CHECKED
AND RE-CHECKED.
321
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,512
LET 'EM COME AND INSPECT.
322
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:43,050
WE, AT TEDDY'S WHACK-SHACK,
ARE READY FOR THEM.
323
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:47,054
[men moaning]
324
00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:54,161
- SO HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT
YOUR FIRST CONCERT APPEARANCE?
325
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:58,331
SCARED, CONFIDENT,
EXCITED?
326
00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:01,134
- DEFINITELY
ALL OF THE ABOVE.
327
00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:02,936
- YOU KNOW, IT'S QUITE
A REMARKABLE ACHIEVEMENT
328
00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:06,940
FOR SOMEONE SO YOUNG,
AND OBVIOUSLY, SO GIFTED
329
00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:11,411
TO HAVE
SUCH SUDDEN SUCCESS.
330
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:14,347
I UNDERSTAND
THAT UNTIL RECENTLY,
331
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,616
YOU WERE PERFORMING
ON STREET CORNERS?
332
00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:18,018
- WELL,
YOU GOTTA PAY THE RENT.
333
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:19,086
- [laughs]
334
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,154
[door opening]
335
00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:24,157
- WHAT'S UP?
336
00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:27,427
- THIS IS JUSTIN, MY COUSIN,
AND HIS GIRLFRIEND, DAPHNE.
337
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:29,562
THEY LIKE TO USE THE APARTMENT
SOMETIMES WHEN I'M NOT HERE.
338
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,331
HEY, GUYS,
THIS IS ALEXA SCOTT,
339
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:35,702
SHE'S, UH, INTERVIEWING ME
FOR THE PAPER.
340
00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:37,504
- RIGHT.
341
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,306
- SO...
342
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:41,174
WHY DON'T YOU GUYS
COME BACK ANOTHER TIME?
343
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:44,177
- SURE.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
344
00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:46,946
COME ON, DAPH.
345
00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:52,252
- SORRY
ABOUT THE INTERRUPTION.
346
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:56,723
- OH.
JUST A COUPLE MORE QUESTIONS.
347
00:15:56,756 --> 00:16:00,460
DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
348
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:03,330
- I'D PREFER
NOT TO TALK ABOUT THAT.
349
00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:06,133
- OH.
THAT USUALLY MEANS YES.
350
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:08,135
- [laughs]
- [laughs]
351
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:11,271
- "GIRLFRIEND"?
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
352
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,740
- HIS AGENT DOESN'T WANT ANYONE
TO KNOW HE'S GAY.
353
00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:15,342
HE THINKS IT COULD
HURT HIS CAREER.
354
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,677
- WHO GIVES A SHIT
WHO A VIOLINIST IS FUCKING?
355
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,679
- DON'T ASK ME.
356
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:24,217
I AGREED
TO GO ALONG WITH IT.
357
00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:26,253
- YOU KNOW,
BRIAN MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN
358
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:28,088
EVERYTHING YOU WANTED
IN A BOYFRIEND,
359
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,690
BUT AT LEAST HE NEVER
ASKED YOU TO LIE.
360
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:33,226
- HE DIDN'T HAVE HIS ENTIRE
FUTURE CAREER AT STAKE.
361
00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:34,627
- SO YOU'RE GOING TO BE
HIS COUSIN?
362
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,629
LIKE ANYONE'S DUMB ENOUGH
TO BELIEVE THAT.
363
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,231
- NO ONE'S GOING TO KNOW.
364
00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:39,632
- JUSTIN,
YOU ALMOST DIED COMING OUT.
365
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,634
HOW COULD YOU
GO BACK IN FOR ANYONE?
366
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:44,104
- I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
- BUT IT'S FUCKING UNFAIR OF HIM
367
00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:45,772
TO MAKE YOU PRETEND YOU'RE
SOMETHING THAT YOU'RE NOT.
368
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,374
- I SAID I DIDN'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT,
369
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:53,080
SO WOULD YOU MIND
YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS?
370
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:00,187
- CAN YOU BELIEVE THOSE DYKES
TELLING US
371
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:02,189
HOW WE SHOULD
DECORATE OUR HOUSE?
372
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:05,125
DON'T THEY REALIZE LAURA ASHLEY
WENT OUT WITH ROTARY PHONES?
373
00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:07,660
- NOW, NOW.
SHOW A LITTLE COMPASSION.
374
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:12,065
I MEAN, THEY CAN'T HELP IT
IF THEY'RE DESIGN-CHALLENGED.
375
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:14,534
- IT WOULD
LOOK STUNNING HERE.
376
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,069
- WHAT WOULD?
377
00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,570
- A CHAIR AND OTTOMAN
378
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:19,672
UPHOLSTERED IN DYED
BLUEBERRY OSTRICH-SKIN.
379
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,541
- [chuckles]
- WHAT DO YOU THINK?
380
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,676
- BRINGS OUT YOUR EYES.
- HMM.
381
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,712
AH, IT'S--
IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE, SO--
382
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,480
- WHO CARES ABOUT COST?
383
00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:30,683
THIS ISN'T AN INVESTMENT,
IT'S A HOME.
384
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,420
IT'S OUR HOME.
- HMM.
385
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:36,156
THIS MUST BE A FAIRY TALE
'CAUSE I MARRIED A PRINCE.
386
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:38,291
both: [chuckle]
387
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:40,193
- OH, WHOOPS!
[chuckles]
388
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:41,294
SORRY, GUYS.
389
00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:42,595
I'M JUST HERE TO REPORT,
390
00:17:42,629 --> 00:17:44,431
THE HOUSE INSPECTOR'S
DOING JUST FINE.
391
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,466
NO MAJOR PROBLEMS SO FAR,
KNOCK WOOD.
392
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:48,168
[knocking at the door]
393
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:49,302
WELL.
394
00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:52,505
both: [chuckle]
395
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:55,508
- HI, I'M SUNNY,
SUNNY REED.
396
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,844
ACTUALLY, IT'S "SUSANNA,"
BUT EVER SINCE I WAS A BABY,
397
00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,612
THEY CALLED ME SUNNY,
I GUESS
398
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:02,249
JUST BECAUSE I ALWAYS HAVE
THE SUNNIEST SMILE ON MY FACE.
399
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:05,385
- OH, I-I'M JENNIFER.
400
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,587
EVER SINCE I WAS A BABY,
THEY'VE CALLED ME JENNIFER.
401
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,256
- WELL, WELCOME
TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
402
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:10,790
I JUST KNOW YOU'RE
GOING TO LOVE IT HERE.
403
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:13,326
- OH, THANKS.
I'M JUST THE REALTOR,
404
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:16,329
I'M NOT THE NEW OWNER.
- THAT'D BE ME, TED SCHMIDT.
405
00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:18,865
- OH, HI, TED!
SUNNY, SUNNY REED.
406
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:21,268
MY HUSBAND AND I
JUST LIVE NEXT DOOR.
407
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:22,869
WELCOME
TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
408
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:24,537
I BROUGHT YOU
A CARAMEL CAKE.
409
00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,506
I'M FAMOUS
FOR MY CARAMEL CAKE.
410
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:29,342
BUT DON'T WORRY, TED, I'LL SHARE
THE RECIPE WITH MRS. SCHMIDT.
411
00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:32,612
WHERE IS MRS. SCHMIDT?
412
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,814
- THAT'D BE ME.
413
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:36,349
- THEN YOU'RE--
414
00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:38,818
- THAT'D BE US.
415
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:41,354
- WELL, ISN'T THAT
INTERESTING?
416
00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:43,790
WELL, I JUST KNOW YOU'RE GONNA
LOVE IT HERE, EVERYBODY DOES.
417
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:46,159
WE JUST HAVE THE BEST SCHOOLS
AND CHURCHES,
418
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:51,498
AND EVERYBODY BABYSITS AND
LOOKS OUT FOR EACH OTHER'S KIDS.
419
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,266
- WELL, THAT SOUNDS LIKE
A VERY FRIENDLY GROUP OF PEOPLE,
420
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,235
DOESN'T IT, GUYS?
421
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,170
- VERY.
- FRIENDLY.
422
00:18:57,204 --> 00:19:00,440
- IN FACT, IT'S A TRADITION
THAT WE HOST A COCKTAIL PARTY
423
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,409
FOR OUR NEW ARRIVALS.
NOTHING FORMAL,
424
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:05,778
JUST A LITTLE "HI, WELCOME TO
THE NEIGHBORHOOD" KIND OF THING.
425
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:11,384
SO HOW'S FRIDAY AT AROUND 6:00,
JUST RIGHT NEXT DOOR?
426
00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:13,320
- WELL, THANK YOU,
SUNNY.
427
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:16,189
- SUCH A LOVELY HOUSE.
428
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:19,392
THE HARRISES, THEY JUST HAD
THE MOST EXQUISITE TASTE.
429
00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:23,796
EARLY AMERICAN FURNITURE
AND ORIENTAL RUGS.
430
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:26,266
WELL, I SHOULD GO.
[laughs]
431
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:27,667
OH, YOUR CAKE!
- OH.
432
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:28,735
all: [laugh]
433
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,670
- OH!
SEE YOU FRIDAY.
434
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:31,804
[giggles]
- SEE YOU FRIDAY.
435
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,473
- GOOD-BYE, SUNNY.
- BYE.
436
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,276
- TOODLES.
- THANKS.
437
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:39,346
THERE YOU GO,
MRS. SCHMIDT.
438
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,414
- JEN SAID
THAT TED AND EMMETT'S NEW HOUSE
439
00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:42,982
HAS TONS OF CURB APPEAL.
440
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,817
- LIKE YOU.
- OH.
441
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,553
- ALTHOUGH WHY THOSE TWO
WOULD WANT TO LIVE
442
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,821
AROUND A BUNCH OF BREEDERS
IS BEYOND ME.
443
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:51,758
- A LOT OF US ARE
MOVING ON UP THESE DAYS.
444
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,960
- I'LL TAKE
LIBERTY AVENUE.
445
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:56,696
- OH.
OH, SHIT!
446
00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:58,231
- WHAT?
447
00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:00,700
- MY GOOD RING
JUST FELL BEHIND THE FRIDGE.
448
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:01,968
- YOUR "GOOD RING"?
449
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:04,437
- YEAH, THE ONE I GOT
ON THE TV SHOW.
450
00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:06,306
- FROM THE JOAN RIVERS
COLLECTION?
451
00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:07,774
- AND DON'T SAY
A FUCKING THING AGAINST HER.
452
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,709
- [laughs]
- I LIKE THAT SHE'S GOT
453
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,711
A BIG, DIRTY MOUTH
THAT GETS HER IN TROUBLE.
454
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:12,712
- I WONDER WHY.
455
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:13,980
- SOMEONE GIVE ME A HAND.
456
00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:15,582
- WHAT--MA, WAIT.
457
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:16,749
- SOMEONE GIVE ME A HAND HERE.
- OH, COME--
458
00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:17,984
DEBBIE, DEBBIE.
DEBBIE, DEBBIE, DEBBIE.
459
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:19,386
- OH, LET ME DO THAT,
ALL RIGHT?
460
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:21,921
YOU'RE GONNA HURT
YOURSELF.
461
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:26,826
[grunting]
462
00:20:28,361 --> 00:20:29,362
ALL RIGHT.
463
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:30,730
- YOU SEE IT?
464
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,765
- U-U-UMM...
465
00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:33,766
THIS?
- YES!
466
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:34,867
both: [laugh]
467
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:37,003
- OH, MY HERO.
468
00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:38,605
[chuckles]
469
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:40,740
OH, NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL
A REAL MAN.
470
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,675
- MWAH.
- WE COULD'VE DONE THE SAME.
471
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:44,377
- YEAH,
WITH A FORKLIFT.
472
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:45,378
[laughter]
473
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:46,379
- OH, YEAH.
474
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,381
- THANK YOU.
- OKAY.
475
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:54,387
OKAY, I BETTER GO
WASH MY HANDS.
476
00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:58,925
- HAS BEN ACTUALLY GOTTEN BIGGER
SINCE THE LAST TIME I SAW HIM?
477
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,927
- YEAH, WELL, HE'S BEEN
WORKING OUT A LOT LATELY.
478
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,495
- AND IT SHOWS.
- HMM.
479
00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:04,397
WHAT'S HIS SECRET?
480
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:07,567
- YOU KNOW, PROTEIN SHAKES,
LOW-CARB DIET, STUFF LIKE THAT.
481
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:11,404
- DOES "STUFF LIKE THAT"
INCLUDE STEROIDS?
482
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:16,943
- IS THAT WHAT HE'S DOING?
483
00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:20,547
- HE SAYS IT PREVENTS WASTING.
- WASTING?
484
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:21,581
HE'S BUILT
LIKE A BRICK SHITHOUSE.
485
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,550
- THE STUFF IS POISON.
486
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,785
FOR ONE THING, IT MAKES YOU
MEANER THAN CAT PISS.
487
00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:26,853
AND FOR ANOTHER--
- FOR ANOTHER,
488
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:29,522
IT'S NONE OF YOUR CONCERN.
489
00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:32,392
IF THAT'S WHAT BEN NEEDS TO DO
TO STAY ALIVE AND HEALTHY,
490
00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:34,927
THEN THAT'S ALL
THAT MATTERS.
491
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,929
- CAN'T ARGUE THAT...
492
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:39,899
IF THAT'S
THE ONLY REASON.
493
00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:43,870
[ethereal music
494
00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:45,672
- I'M JIM STOCKWELL,
495
00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:49,676
POLICE CHIEF AND COACH
OF MY SON'S BASKETBALL TEAM.
496
00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:52,812
THERE WAS A TIME WHEN YOU COULD
SEND YOUR KIDS TO THE PARK,
497
00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:56,115
BEFORE SEX AND DRUGS
WERE AVAILABLE ON EVERY CORNER.
498
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,951
AS A CRIME FIGHTER
AND A PARENT,
499
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,620
I'D LIKE TO SEE THOSE TIMES
AGAIN.
500
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,088
I KNOW YOU WOULD TOO.
501
00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:05,558
VOTE FOR ME FOR MAYOR,
502
00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:09,562
AND LET'S MAKE PITTSBURGH
FAMILY-FRIENDLY ONCE MORE.
503
00:22:09,596 --> 00:22:15,535
*
504
00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:20,039
[music ends]
505
00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:31,651
- YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING.
506
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:34,987
- IT'S A MUSIC VIDEO,
NOT A CAMPAIGN ADVERTISEMENT.
507
00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:36,756
- THERE'S NO WAY
WE'RE GOING TO RUN THAT.
508
00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:38,925
- IT'S PRACTICALLY OBSCENE,
REVEALING HIS BODY
509
00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:42,862
LIKE SOME SORT
OF SEX OBJECT.
510
00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:46,466
- WHAT DO YOU THINK
SELLS CORN FLAKES?
511
00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:49,001
- THERE IS A STRATEGY
BEHIND ALL THIS:
512
00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:51,604
WHEN WE'LL AIR THE SPOT,
ON WHICH PROGRAMS.
513
00:22:51,638 --> 00:22:55,808
- THOSE WITH A STRONG
FEMALE DEMOGRAPHIC, AGES 18-34.
514
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:02,649
- ALL RIGHT, DO IT.
515
00:23:02,682 --> 00:23:03,916
- JIM, YOU CAN'T--
- BUT IF YOU TURN ME
516
00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:06,653
INTO A JOKE...
517
00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:08,655
I'LL FUCKING HAVE
YOUR BALLS.
518
00:23:08,688 --> 00:23:11,090
- IF HE TURNS YOU
INTO A JOKE,
519
00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:14,026
I'LL FUCKING GIVE THEM
TO YOU.
520
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:16,663
- [chuckles]
521
00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:22,068
[hair dryer humming]
522
00:23:22,101 --> 00:23:24,036
- EM?
523
00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:27,173
- HI, HON,
I'LL BE RIGHT OUT.
524
00:23:27,206 --> 00:23:29,509
- THE NEW TRAVIATA
JUST CAME OUT.
525
00:23:29,542 --> 00:23:31,177
CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR IT.
526
00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:33,646
- OH, YEAH?
527
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,515
- [laughs]
528
00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:37,116
- WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
529
00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:39,652
- WELL, YOU PLANNING
ON GOING STRAIGHT AGAIN,
530
00:23:39,686 --> 00:23:41,688
OR IS THIS SOME KIND OF BIZARRO
CROSS-DRESSING PRACTICE
531
00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:43,590
YOU ENGAGE IN
WHEN I'M NOT AROUND?
532
00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:45,057
- I WAS JUST
PUTTING TOGETHER AN OUTFIT
533
00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:46,659
FOR THE NEIGHBOR'S PARTY.
534
00:23:46,693 --> 00:23:48,194
- WELL, YOU'LL FIT RIGHT IN.
[chuckles]
535
00:23:48,227 --> 00:23:50,563
- OH, OH,
AND CHECK THIS OUT.
536
00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:52,064
IT'S MY NEW COLOR SCHEME
FOR THE LIVING ROOM.
537
00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:56,068
MOCHA WALLS,
CHOCOLATE MOHAIR COUCH,
538
00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:59,105
AND, UM, CHARCOAL
TWEED CLUB CHAIRS.
539
00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:02,809
- IT'S...VERY SMART,
VERY SOPHISTICATED,
540
00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:04,744
BUT NOT VERY YOU.
I MEAN,
541
00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:06,813
WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE PLUM CARPET,
542
00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:11,851
THE RASPBERRY SOFA, THE...
CASABA MELON PILLOWS?
543
00:24:11,884 --> 00:24:13,953
- PEACH.
- OH.
544
00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:15,822
- WELL, I...
I HATE TO ADMIT IT,
545
00:24:15,855 --> 00:24:18,591
BUT YOU KNOW,
MAYBE MEL AND LINZ WERE RIGHT.
546
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:20,727
IT WAS TOO FRUITY.
547
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:24,731
- UH-HUH. SO INSTEAD,
WE GET ASSIMILATIONIST BEIGE,
548
00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:27,233
BLEND-RIGHT-IN BROWN,
AND MAKE-NO-WAVES GREY.
549
00:24:27,266 --> 00:24:30,269
- I JUST FIGURED THAT SINCE
WE'RE LEAVING LIBERTY AVENUE,
550
00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:33,172
MAYBE IT WAS TIME WE LEFT
CERTAIN OTHER THINGS BEHIND TOO.
551
00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:35,742
- LIKE OUR COLOR SCHEME
AND OUR SELF-RESPECT?
552
00:24:35,775 --> 00:24:41,614
I MEAN, WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO "FUCK 'EM ALL" HONEYCUTT?
553
00:24:41,648 --> 00:24:43,883
- BACK IN HAZELHURST,
554
00:24:43,916 --> 00:24:47,720
I USED TO LOOK UP
AT THOSE HOUSES ON THE HILL,
555
00:24:47,754 --> 00:24:50,890
YOU KNOW, WHERE
THE RIGHT PEOPLE LIVED?
556
00:24:50,923 --> 00:24:55,261
AND DREAM THAT ONE DAY,
I WOULD LIVE THERE TOO.
557
00:24:55,294 --> 00:24:58,598
AND NOW THAT MY DREAM
IS FINALLY COMING TRUE, I...
558
00:24:58,631 --> 00:25:01,000
JUST, I DON'T WANT PEOPLE
THINKING TH--
559
00:25:01,033 --> 00:25:05,004
- THAT WE'RE THE FAGS
NEXT DOOR?
560
00:25:05,037 --> 00:25:06,873
WELL, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA BE
NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO,
561
00:25:06,906 --> 00:25:08,641
AND IF THEY DON'T SAY IT
TO OUR FACE,
562
00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:11,644
THEY'LL SAY IT
BEHIND OUR BACKS.
563
00:25:14,814 --> 00:25:17,784
WAIT THERE.
564
00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:25,625
THIS IS WHAT
THE WELL-DRESSED QUEER
565
00:25:25,658 --> 00:25:28,561
WILL BE WEARING
ON FRIDAY NIGHT.
566
00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:33,933
- I LOVE THAT SHIRT.
ISN'T IT SO CUTE?
567
00:25:33,966 --> 00:25:38,938
[indistinct chatter]
568
00:25:40,807 --> 00:25:42,174
- PERFECT.
- ALL RIGHT, MAN.
569
00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:44,644
- THANK YOU.
I APPRECIATE IT.
570
00:25:44,677 --> 00:25:46,212
LATER.
571
00:25:52,351 --> 00:25:54,353
- I DIDN'T SEE YOU.
572
00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:58,224
- GUESS NOT.
[sniffs]
573
00:25:58,257 --> 00:26:01,794
- YOU DON'T USUALLY WORK OUT
THIS TIME OF DAY, DO YOU?
574
00:26:01,828 --> 00:26:04,563
- NOT USUALLY.
575
00:26:09,035 --> 00:26:12,939
- LOOK,
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
576
00:26:12,972 --> 00:26:16,843
- I THINK
IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THINK.
577
00:26:18,745 --> 00:26:20,813
MICHAEL TOLD ME HE WAS
GOING TO TALK TO YOU.
578
00:26:20,847 --> 00:26:24,851
- HUH.
YEAH, WELL HE DID,
579
00:26:24,884 --> 00:26:26,986
AND HE UNDERSTANDS.
580
00:26:27,019 --> 00:26:28,688
- [chuckles]
581
00:26:28,721 --> 00:26:32,124
WELL, THAT'S MICHAEL,
ALWAYS UNDERSTANDING.
582
00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:33,259
- WHY DON'T YOU JUST
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS?
583
00:26:33,292 --> 00:26:34,727
- IF IT WAS JUST YOU,
I WOULD.
584
00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:36,362
AS MY DEAR OLD DAD
USED TO SAY,
585
00:26:36,395 --> 00:26:41,367
YOU'RE THREE TIMES SEVEN.
586
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:44,837
BUT IT'S NOT JUST YOU.
587
00:26:44,871 --> 00:26:46,172
YOU'RE TAKING HIM DOWN
WITH YOU.
588
00:26:46,205 --> 00:26:47,974
- I DO NOT NEED
TO BE LECTURED
589
00:26:48,007 --> 00:26:49,408
BY THE BIGGEST WHORE
IN PITTSBURGH.
590
00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:52,745
YOU ARE FUCKING LUCKY
YOU'RE NOT POSITIVE.
591
00:26:59,151 --> 00:27:00,820
- [grunts]
592
00:27:07,093 --> 00:27:08,995
- YOU ALL RIGHT?
593
00:27:09,028 --> 00:27:11,397
- SURE.
594
00:27:11,430 --> 00:27:14,333
- REALLY?
595
00:27:22,909 --> 00:27:25,411
IT WAS THE INTERVIEW.
596
00:27:25,444 --> 00:27:29,749
- NO.
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THAT.
597
00:27:29,782 --> 00:27:30,817
[chuckles]
DAPHNE WAS
598
00:27:30,850 --> 00:27:32,351
PRETTY PISSED OFF,
THOUGH.
599
00:27:32,384 --> 00:27:34,787
PASSING ME OFF AS YOUR COUSIN.
- WELL, COME ON.
600
00:27:34,821 --> 00:27:39,959
I HAD TO THINK OF SOMETHING.
- MM.
601
00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:42,428
IS THIS HOW IT'S GOING TO BE
FROM NOW ON?
602
00:27:42,461 --> 00:27:46,232
LYING, PLAYING GAMES.
603
00:27:46,265 --> 00:27:47,834
NOW YOU'RE GOING AWAY.
604
00:27:47,867 --> 00:27:49,435
- TO HARRISBURG
FOR ONE NIGHT.
605
00:27:49,468 --> 00:27:51,470
IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GOING
ON A WORLD TOUR.
606
00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:55,374
- THAT'S NEXT.
- I WISH.
607
00:27:55,407 --> 00:27:58,244
LOOK.
608
00:27:58,277 --> 00:28:00,446
WHO KNOWS WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN?
- MM.
609
00:28:00,479 --> 00:28:03,816
- I COULD BOMB,
AND THAT'LL BE THE END OF IT.
610
00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:06,252
BUT IF THIS WORKS,
611
00:28:06,285 --> 00:28:09,221
WE COULD HAVE
THIS AMAZING LIFE.
612
00:28:09,255 --> 00:28:12,792
I WAS THINKING,
WE COULD BUY A FARMHOUSE,
613
00:28:12,825 --> 00:28:18,064
WITH A STUDIO
AND A PRACTICE ROOM.
614
00:28:18,097 --> 00:28:20,066
- YOU DREAM BIG.
- WHY NOT?
615
00:28:20,099 --> 00:28:21,801
DOESN'T COST ANYTHING.
616
00:28:21,834 --> 00:28:26,372
- GOD,
YOU'RE SUCH A ROMANTIC.
617
00:28:26,405 --> 00:28:30,476
- I HATE THAT YOU'RE NOT
GONNA BE THERE WITH ME.
618
00:28:30,509 --> 00:28:33,813
- NOT AS MUCH AS ME.
619
00:28:33,846 --> 00:28:35,247
- HOW AM I GOING TO PERFORM
WITHOUT MY MUSE?
620
00:28:35,281 --> 00:28:38,484
- [chuckles]
YOU'LL DO FINE.
621
00:28:38,517 --> 00:28:41,821
BESIDES, YOU ALWAYS SAID
I WAS DISTRACTING.
622
00:28:41,854 --> 00:28:44,490
- DON'T YOU KNOW I WAS PLAYING
JUST FOR YOU?
623
00:28:44,523 --> 00:28:47,426
- [chuckles]
624
00:29:10,449 --> 00:29:13,419
- YOU'RE NOT READY.
625
00:29:16,188 --> 00:29:18,324
WELL, COME ON.
GET DRESSED.
626
00:29:18,357 --> 00:29:21,060
YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS
ALL THAT HOT, MALE ACTION.
627
00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:25,564
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU?
628
00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:27,800
- THIS.
629
00:29:27,834 --> 00:29:30,269
- HOW'D YOU GET THAT?
630
00:29:30,302 --> 00:29:32,004
WHAT, DID ONE OF YOUR
SEX PARTNERS GET CARRIED AWAY?
631
00:29:32,038 --> 00:29:34,040
- NO, ONE OF YOURS.
632
00:29:34,073 --> 00:29:36,308
YOUR BOYFRIEND PRACTICALLY
STUFFED ME INTO A LOCKER.
633
00:29:36,342 --> 00:29:37,476
- WHAT?
HOW COME?
634
00:29:37,509 --> 00:29:39,078
- WELL,
IT SEEMS I SAID SOMETHING
635
00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:41,480
ABOUT HIS STEROID USE
HE TOOK OBJECTION TO.
636
00:29:41,513 --> 00:29:45,484
- WHY'D YOU SAY ANYTHING
AT ALL?
637
00:29:45,517 --> 00:29:47,219
- UM...
638
00:29:47,253 --> 00:29:50,957
BECAUSE IT'S UNDIGNIFIED
FOR A UNIVERSITY PROFESSOR
639
00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:52,424
AND NOT-SO-BEST-SELLING
AUTHOR
640
00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:55,828
TO BE SEEN MAKING DRUG DEALS
IN A LOCKER ROOM.
641
00:29:58,197 --> 00:30:00,466
- YOU SAW HIM?
- YEAH.
642
00:30:00,499 --> 00:30:02,301
AND NOW, I'LL BE FORCED
TO SIT AT HOME,
643
00:30:02,334 --> 00:30:06,338
NOT WEARING MY MOST FABULOUS
NEW SLEEVELESS SHIRT TO BABYLON.
644
00:30:06,372 --> 00:30:08,307
- I'M REALLY SORRY.
- YEAH, LIKE THAT MAKES UP
645
00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:10,042
FOR THE FACT THAT I'LL BE
SCARRED FOR LIFE.
646
00:30:10,076 --> 00:30:14,313
- WELL, YOU CAN TELL PEOPLE
YOU GOT IT DUELING.
647
00:30:14,346 --> 00:30:15,581
- I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA
TALK TO HIM.
648
00:30:15,614 --> 00:30:17,383
- I DID.
649
00:30:17,416 --> 00:30:19,185
HE SAID IT'S SOMETHING
HE NEEDS TO DO.
650
00:30:19,218 --> 00:30:21,453
- [scoffs]
BEN NEEDS MORE MUSCLES
651
00:30:21,487 --> 00:30:23,089
LIKE I NEED
ANOTHER COCK.
652
00:30:23,122 --> 00:30:24,623
- HE SAID HE'S AWARE
OF THE SIDE EFFECTS.
653
00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:27,226
- LIKE PRACTICALLY MURDERING
HIS LOVER'S BEST FRIEND?
654
00:30:27,259 --> 00:30:29,095
WELL, IF YOU'RE COOL
WITH SLEEPING
655
00:30:29,128 --> 00:30:30,963
WITH YOUR EYES OPEN
AND A HATCHET UNDER YOUR PILLOW,
656
00:30:30,997 --> 00:30:33,465
THAT'S YOUR BUSINESS.
657
00:30:33,499 --> 00:30:37,436
JUST KEEP HIM
THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.
658
00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:43,409
- OKAY,
I GOT MY RENTED TUX,
659
00:30:43,442 --> 00:30:46,212
MY TRAIN TICKET.
660
00:30:46,245 --> 00:30:47,980
MISHA.
661
00:30:48,014 --> 00:30:50,216
OKAY, I GUESS
THAT'S EVERYTHING.
662
00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:52,084
EXCEPT YOU.
663
00:30:52,118 --> 00:30:54,120
- IT'S OKAY.
YOU'LL BE BACK TOMORROW.
664
00:30:54,153 --> 00:30:57,356
- I LOVE "STIFF UPPER LIP"
GOOD-BYES.
665
00:30:57,389 --> 00:31:01,260
SO, MRS. MINIVER.
- WHO'S SHE?
666
00:31:01,293 --> 00:31:03,963
- IT'S FROM AN OLD MOVIE.
DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING?
667
00:31:03,996 --> 00:31:06,665
- I'M AN IDIOT.
- AW, SHUT UP.
668
00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:08,400
- CAREFUL.
669
00:31:08,434 --> 00:31:10,236
THERE MIGHT BE PAPARAZZI
LURKING ON THE ROOFTOPS.
670
00:31:10,269 --> 00:31:11,403
- FUCK 'EM.
671
00:31:11,437 --> 00:31:12,638
- LOOK!
672
00:31:12,671 --> 00:31:16,408
[laughter and jeering]
673
00:31:16,442 --> 00:31:18,044
- [laughs]
674
00:31:20,546 --> 00:31:23,115
I'LL BE THINKING ABOUT YOU
EVERY STEP OF THE WAY,
675
00:31:23,149 --> 00:31:25,251
WISHING YOU WERE THERE.
- ME TOO.
676
00:31:25,284 --> 00:31:28,254
- YOU WILL BE.
- OH, GOD.
677
00:31:28,287 --> 00:31:30,122
- WHAT A CORNBALL.
678
00:31:30,156 --> 00:31:32,959
- IT'S WHY YOU LOVE ME.
679
00:31:50,709 --> 00:31:53,545
- THIS IS AMAZING,
JUST AMAZING.
680
00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:56,315
- YOU'VE GONE UP EIGHT POINTS
IN THE POLLS.
681
00:31:56,348 --> 00:31:58,217
- THERE WAS EVEN AN EDITORIAL
IN THE PAPER THIS MORNING.
682
00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:00,152
- GOOD OR BAD?
- IT WAS MIXED.
683
00:32:00,186 --> 00:32:02,121
- DOESN'T MATTER, AS LONG
AS THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT YOU.
684
00:32:02,154 --> 00:32:03,956
- AND ALL SINCE YOUR
COMMERCIALS AIRED.
685
00:32:03,990 --> 00:32:06,558
- ALL THOSE YEARS OF SIT-UPS
FINALLY PAID OFF.
686
00:32:06,592 --> 00:32:08,961
- UH, WE'VE BEEN GETTING CALLS
ABOUT IT ALL MORNING.
687
00:32:08,995 --> 00:32:11,197
- I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW,
I HAD EVERY FAITH IN YOU.
688
00:32:11,230 --> 00:32:14,166
- NO, YOU DIDN'T.
689
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:15,734
BUT YOU TOOK A CHANCE
ANYWAY.
690
00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:18,170
- SO UH...
691
00:32:18,204 --> 00:32:20,372
WHAT'S OUR RESIDENT GENIUS
HAVE IN MIND NOW?
692
00:32:20,406 --> 00:32:22,108
- [on TV] I'M JIM STOCKWELL,
693
00:32:22,141 --> 00:32:26,178
POLICE CHIEF, AND COACH
OF MY SON'S BASKETBALL TEAM.
694
00:32:26,212 --> 00:32:27,713
THERE WAS A TIME--
695
00:32:27,746 --> 00:32:29,348
- KEEP YOUR FACE
IN THE NEWS.
696
00:32:29,381 --> 00:32:31,317
I'LL KEEP YOUR FACE
ON THE SCREEN.
697
00:32:31,350 --> 00:32:32,518
- AVAILABLE
ON EVERY CORNER.
698
00:32:32,551 --> 00:32:35,087
AS A CRIME FIGHTER
AND A PARENT--
699
00:32:36,222 --> 00:32:38,324
- [scoffs]
COME ON.
700
00:32:38,357 --> 00:32:40,626
WE'RE THE GUESTS OF HONOR.
IT'S RUDE TO BE LATE.
701
00:32:40,659 --> 00:32:43,262
- MY INTUITION TELLS ME THINGS
ARE NOT GONNA GO WELL TONIGHT.
702
00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:44,730
- WELL, YOUR INTUITION
ALSO TOLD YOU MADONNA
703
00:32:44,763 --> 00:32:46,465
WAS GOING TO WIN THE OSCAR
FOR EVITA, SO.
704
00:32:46,498 --> 00:32:51,603
- SHE SO DESERVED IT.
705
00:32:51,637 --> 00:32:54,340
- [sighs]
LOOK, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS
706
00:32:54,373 --> 00:32:56,608
IN THERE TONIGHT,
JUST REMEMBER,
707
00:32:56,642 --> 00:32:58,410
THIS IS WHAT PRIDE
IS ALL ABOUT.
708
00:32:58,444 --> 00:33:00,746
WHY OUR FOREFATHERS
AND FORE--
709
00:33:00,779 --> 00:33:04,283
DRAG QUEENS STOOD THEIR GROUND
AT STONEWALL.
710
00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:08,120
SO THAT WE COULD BUY A HOUSE
IN A NEIGHBORHOOD LIKE THIS.
711
00:33:18,597 --> 00:33:20,399
[indistinct chatter
and laughter]
712
00:33:20,432 --> 00:33:24,570
- OH, THERE YOU TWO ARE.
COME ON IN!
713
00:33:24,603 --> 00:33:28,240
OHH!
[giggles]
714
00:33:28,274 --> 00:33:31,143
OH, MY GOODNESS,
LOOK AT THAT.
715
00:33:31,177 --> 00:33:33,779
I CAN'T WEAR PASTELS,
THEY MAKE ME LOOK SO DUMPY,
716
00:33:33,812 --> 00:33:36,115
BUT YOU GAYS
CAN WEAR ANYTHING.
717
00:33:36,148 --> 00:33:37,583
SUCH BEAUTIFUL BODIES.
718
00:33:37,616 --> 00:33:39,651
YOU PUT OUR HUSBANDS
TO SHAME!
719
00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:42,288
SPEAKING OF THE DEVIL,
MY HUSBAND, DENNIS.
720
00:33:42,321 --> 00:33:45,057
DEN, OUR NEW NEIGHBORS,
FRED AND EMILE.
721
00:33:45,091 --> 00:33:46,458
- IT'S TED.
- AH.
722
00:33:46,492 --> 00:33:48,194
- EMMETT.
both: [laugh]
723
00:33:48,227 --> 00:33:49,795
- GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.
WE KNOW YOU BOYS PROBABLY
724
00:33:49,828 --> 00:33:52,264
HAVE A LOT MORE EXCITING THINGS
TO DO ON A FRIDAY NIGHT.
725
00:33:52,298 --> 00:33:54,666
- WELL, ACTUALLY--
- THEY DON'T NEED TO KNOW
726
00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:56,435
ABOUT KILLER CROTCH NIGHT
AT BABYLON.
727
00:33:56,468 --> 00:33:58,170
- HOW ABOUT A DRINK?
728
00:33:58,204 --> 00:34:00,206
- I WOULD GIVE
MY LEFT TIT--
729
00:34:00,239 --> 00:34:03,842
I MEAN, MY LEFT ARM,
FOR A--FOR A COSMO.
730
00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:05,477
- EVERYBODY!
- WHATEVER.
731
00:34:05,511 --> 00:34:08,414
THESE ARE THE BOYS
WHO BOUGHT THE HARRIS HOUSE.
732
00:34:08,447 --> 00:34:09,681
[women squealing]
733
00:34:09,715 --> 00:34:13,219
- HI!
I'M DEDE AND THIS IS PHIL.
734
00:34:13,252 --> 00:34:14,686
WE LIVE ACROSS THE STREET.
- HI.
735
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:18,324
- WELL, SUNNY HAS TOLD US
ALL ABOUT YOU.
736
00:34:18,357 --> 00:34:20,426
YOU KNOW,
OUR FAVORITE TV SHOW
737
00:34:20,459 --> 00:34:22,694
IS THAT GAY DRAMA, UH,
WHAT'S IT CALLED?
738
00:34:22,728 --> 00:34:25,597
- "GAY AS"--UH, SOMETHING.
- OH.
739
00:34:25,631 --> 00:34:27,699
- GAY AS BLAZES?
- THAT'S IT!
740
00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:30,302
OH, WE LOVE
THE CHARACTERS.
741
00:34:30,336 --> 00:34:34,606
YOU KNOW, GAY PEOPLE HAVE
THE SAME PROBLEMS THAT WE DO.
742
00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:36,775
- ISN'T IT AMAZING?
- YEAH.
743
00:34:36,808 --> 00:34:37,843
- [laughs]
744
00:34:37,876 --> 00:34:39,311
WE'RE THE MAYERHOFFS.
745
00:34:39,345 --> 00:34:40,646
- HI.
- YOU MUST COME
746
00:34:40,679 --> 00:34:42,514
TO THE SCHOOL MUSICAL.
- HI.
747
00:34:42,548 --> 00:34:45,484
- WE'RE DOING MAME, AND
OUR 12-YEAR-OLD OLIVIA IS MAME.
748
00:34:45,517 --> 00:34:46,485
- OH?
- NOT UNTIL THEY COME
749
00:34:46,518 --> 00:34:48,120
TO MY HOUSE FOR DINNER.
750
00:34:48,154 --> 00:34:50,589
I HAVE A COUSIN
WHO'S A LESBIAN.
751
00:34:50,622 --> 00:34:52,891
- BIG DEAL.
MY BROTHER IS A TRANNY.
752
00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:54,593
- WHAT THE HELL'S THAT?
753
00:34:54,626 --> 00:34:56,595
- SOME PEOPLE ARE
SO IGNORANT, AREN'T THEY?
754
00:34:56,628 --> 00:34:59,631
A TRANSSEXUAL.
RIGHT, GUYS?
755
00:34:59,665 --> 00:35:01,533
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S--
- YEAH, IT'S--IT'S--
756
00:35:01,567 --> 00:35:02,668
- THAT'S RIGHT, T-T-TRANNY.
- IT'S WHAT WE CALL 'EM.
757
00:35:02,701 --> 00:35:05,604
- DRINKS?
- TRAN--[chuckles]
758
00:35:05,637 --> 00:35:06,772
OH.
- OH. THANK YOU, DENNIS.
759
00:35:06,805 --> 00:35:08,874
all: CHEERS! CHEERS!
760
00:35:08,907 --> 00:35:11,210
[laughter]
761
00:35:11,243 --> 00:35:12,644
- WELCOME.
- HERE'S TO OUR NEW NEIGHBORS.
762
00:35:12,678 --> 00:35:14,713
- HAPPY HOME-OWNING!
[giggling]
763
00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:19,351
- SO WHAT DID YOU THINK?
764
00:35:19,385 --> 00:35:25,291
[clapping]
765
00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:34,800
I GUESS IT WAS GOOD.
766
00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:36,368
- JUST TERRIFIC.
- THANK YOU.
767
00:35:36,402 --> 00:35:38,370
- WHAT A THRILLING
PERFORMANCE.
768
00:35:38,404 --> 00:35:40,439
AND YOU WERE
SO PASSIONATE.
769
00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:42,174
- I TEND TO GET INVOLVED
WITH WHAT I'M PLAYING.
770
00:35:42,208 --> 00:35:43,775
- AND TO STEP IN LIKE THAT,
AT THE LAST MINUTE.
771
00:35:43,809 --> 00:35:45,411
MOST IMPRESSIVE.
772
00:35:45,444 --> 00:35:47,646
- IT WAS A PRIVILEGE
TO PERFORM, SIR, THANK YOU.
773
00:35:47,679 --> 00:35:49,815
- WELL DONE.
774
00:35:49,848 --> 00:35:52,784
- YOU PLAY YOUR ADMIRERS
ALMOST AS WELL AS YOUR VIOLIN.
775
00:35:52,818 --> 00:35:54,686
- I DIDN'T WORK STREET CORNERS
FOR NOTHING.
776
00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:55,921
- WELL DONE, MR. GOLD.
777
00:35:55,954 --> 00:35:58,790
- NEXT TIME,
WE GET A TUX THAT FITS.
778
00:35:58,824 --> 00:36:01,660
- YOU MEAN THERE'S ACTUALLY
GONNA BE A NEXT TIME?
779
00:36:01,693 --> 00:36:03,195
- I SPOKE
WITH THE BUFFALO SYMPHONY.
780
00:36:03,229 --> 00:36:04,596
THEY WANT TO INCLUDE YOU
781
00:36:04,630 --> 00:36:06,798
IN THEIR
"EMERGING ARTISTS SERIES."
782
00:36:06,832 --> 00:36:08,400
- NO SHIT!
- MR. GOLD?
783
00:36:08,434 --> 00:36:09,601
WONDERFUL.
- THANK YOU.
784
00:36:09,635 --> 00:36:11,203
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
- WONDERFUL.
785
00:36:11,237 --> 00:36:12,404
- I'LL CALL YOU
WHEN I GET BACK TO NEW YORK
786
00:36:12,438 --> 00:36:15,941
WITH THE DETAILS,
OKAY?
787
00:36:15,974 --> 00:36:18,944
[classical music playing]
788
00:36:18,977 --> 00:36:24,883
*
789
00:36:28,887 --> 00:36:34,860
[indistinct chatter]
790
00:36:44,803 --> 00:36:47,739
[inaudible]
791
00:36:53,745 --> 00:36:57,015
[inaudible]
792
00:36:57,048 --> 00:37:03,221
*
793
00:37:24,943 --> 00:37:27,379
[music fades]
794
00:37:28,447 --> 00:37:29,748
- COCKTAIL FRANK?
795
00:37:29,781 --> 00:37:31,517
- UH, IT'S TED.
796
00:37:31,550 --> 00:37:35,754
[laughter]
797
00:37:35,787 --> 00:37:37,889
THANK YOU, SUNNY.
798
00:37:37,923 --> 00:37:39,491
- WHAT LINE ARE YOU IN, EMMETT?
- COCKTAIL FRANK?
799
00:37:39,525 --> 00:37:41,760
- I-I WORK AT A SMALL
GENTLEMAN'S HABERDASHERY
800
00:37:41,793 --> 00:37:43,495
ON LIBERTY AVENUE.
- HMM.
801
00:37:43,529 --> 00:37:45,297
- OH, THE GAY STREET!
- YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
802
00:37:45,331 --> 00:37:46,832
- COCKTAIL FRANK?
- NO, THANK YOU.
803
00:37:46,865 --> 00:37:49,301
- BUT WHAT I REALLY WANT TO DO
IS BE A PARTY PLANNER.
804
00:37:49,335 --> 00:37:51,370
- MAYBE YOU COULD HELP PLAN
MY HOLIDAY PARTY.
805
00:37:51,403 --> 00:37:52,971
- AND MINE!
806
00:37:53,004 --> 00:37:54,072
- OH, AND MINE!
807
00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:55,507
- OH, THAT WOULD BE GREAT!
808
00:37:55,541 --> 00:37:57,543
- AH!
[laughter]
809
00:37:57,576 --> 00:37:59,911
- AND YOUR INTUITION TOLD YOU
TONIGHT WOULD BE A DISASTER.
810
00:37:59,945 --> 00:38:01,513
[doorbell chimes]
811
00:38:01,547 --> 00:38:02,748
[laughter]
- SO SWEET!
812
00:38:05,417 --> 00:38:08,554
- CAN I HELP YOU, OFFICERS?
IS SOMEONE DOUBLE-PARKED?
813
00:38:08,587 --> 00:38:11,957
- WE WERE TOLD WE MIGHT FIND
A THEODORE SCHMIDT HERE, MA'AM.
814
00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:14,393
- HIS OFFICE
GAVE US THIS ADDRESS.
815
00:38:14,426 --> 00:38:17,963
- OUR NEW NEIGHBOR.
HE'S RIGHT IN HERE.
816
00:38:17,996 --> 00:38:23,535
[party chatter]
817
00:38:23,569 --> 00:38:24,936
- THEODORE SCHMIDT?
818
00:38:24,970 --> 00:38:27,105
- OH, WHAT--
- YEAH, THAT'S, UH, RIGHT.
819
00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:28,607
CAN I--CAN I HELP YOU,
OFFICERS?
820
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,677
- YOU'RE UNDER ARREST,
MR. SCHMIDT.
821
00:38:31,710 --> 00:38:33,545
- ARREST?
- FOR WHAT?
822
00:38:33,579 --> 00:38:35,013
- CONTRIBUTING
TO THE DELINQUENCY OF A MINOR.
823
00:38:35,046 --> 00:38:37,082
- THAT'S VERY FLATTERING,
OFFICER,
824
00:38:37,115 --> 00:38:39,551
I KNOW I LOOK WAY YOUNGER
THAN MY YEARS, BUT--
825
00:38:39,585 --> 00:38:41,687
- AN INSPECTION
OF YOUR PORNOGRAPHIC WEBSITE
826
00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:43,088
ESTABLISHMENT
FOUND AN UNDERAGE EMPLOYEE
827
00:38:43,121 --> 00:38:44,556
ON YOUR PREMISES.
828
00:38:44,590 --> 00:38:46,091
- [scoffs]
NO, THAT--THAT'S ABSURD.
829
00:38:46,124 --> 00:38:47,493
I CHECKED AND DOUBLE-CHECKED
EVERYONE.
830
00:38:47,526 --> 00:38:48,894
THERE ARE
NO UNDERAGE EMPLOYEES.
831
00:38:48,927 --> 00:38:50,596
[quiet chatter]
832
00:38:50,629 --> 00:38:51,830
- WHAT ABOUT
EDWARD STEWART MALONE?
833
00:38:51,863 --> 00:38:53,565
- EDDIE,
H-HE'S MY ASSISTANT.
834
00:38:53,599 --> 00:38:55,367
- HE WON'T BE 18
FOR ANOTHER THREE MONTHS.
835
00:38:55,401 --> 00:38:56,835
- GOOD LORD.
[gasps]
836
00:38:56,868 --> 00:38:58,103
- EDDIE'S 21!
837
00:38:58,136 --> 00:38:59,971
- NOT ACCORDING
TO HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE.
838
00:39:00,005 --> 00:39:02,541
- B-BUT, HE'S SO TALL.
YOU--
839
00:39:02,574 --> 00:39:03,875
- WANT TO COME ALONG?
840
00:39:03,909 --> 00:39:06,778
OFFICER NORTON HERE
WILL READ YOU THE MIRANDA.
841
00:39:06,812 --> 00:39:08,980
- EM--
842
00:39:09,014 --> 00:39:12,484
- UH, UH, UH,
TH-THANK YOU, SUNNY,
843
00:39:12,518 --> 00:39:15,120
THANK YOU, DENNIS, UM...
844
00:39:15,153 --> 00:39:16,855
WELL, EVERYONE,
AS SOON AS WE GET MOVED IN,
845
00:39:16,888 --> 00:39:20,792
WE'RE GOING...HAVE
A-A-A BIG OL' BARBECUE.
846
00:39:20,826 --> 00:39:22,528
AND YOU'RE...
847
00:39:22,561 --> 00:39:24,863
YOU'RE ALL INVITED, SO.
848
00:39:24,896 --> 00:39:27,599
- OH, GOODNESS,
HOW EMBARRASSING.
849
00:39:27,633 --> 00:39:29,935
OH, YOU JUST NEVER KNOW
ABOUT PEOPLE.
850
00:39:29,968 --> 00:39:32,938
- [retching]
851
00:39:32,971 --> 00:39:36,074
[moaning]
852
00:39:36,107 --> 00:39:39,911
[retching]
853
00:39:39,945 --> 00:39:41,413
[spitting]
854
00:39:41,447 --> 00:39:42,414
[toilet flushing]
855
00:39:42,448 --> 00:39:44,683
OH.
[coughs]
856
00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:47,052
- CAN I DO ANYTHING?
- UGH.
857
00:39:47,085 --> 00:39:52,758
[water splashing]
858
00:39:52,791 --> 00:39:54,426
- [sighs]
859
00:39:54,460 --> 00:39:57,763
MMM.
860
00:39:57,796 --> 00:40:00,799
MUST BE SOMETHING I ATE.
- OR THE STEROIDS.
861
00:40:00,832 --> 00:40:03,101
- WE ALREADY HAD
THAT CONVERSATION.
862
00:40:03,134 --> 00:40:05,203
- IT'S FUCKING YOU UP.
- IT IS NOT FUCKING ME UP.
863
00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:07,573
- YEAH, IT IS,
AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT!
864
00:40:07,606 --> 00:40:08,907
CHRIST,
YOU EVEN HIT BRIAN.
865
00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:10,776
- I DID NOT HIT HIM!
- WELL, SHOVED HIM,
866
00:40:10,809 --> 00:40:12,511
MADE HIM BLEED,
WHATEVER,
867
00:40:12,544 --> 00:40:13,912
BUT YOU CAN'T JUST
GO AROUND SHOVING PEOPLE
868
00:40:13,945 --> 00:40:15,180
AND ACTING ALL CRAZY.
869
00:40:15,213 --> 00:40:18,083
- OH, NOW I'M CRAZY?
YEAH, FUCK YOU!
870
00:40:18,116 --> 00:40:19,585
- YOU'RE NOT CRAZY.
IT'S JUST...
871
00:40:19,618 --> 00:40:21,186
SOMETIMES,
YOU ACT THAT WAY.
872
00:40:21,219 --> 00:40:22,921
- YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
ANYTHING.
873
00:40:22,954 --> 00:40:26,658
- UNDERSTAND WHAT?
874
00:40:26,692 --> 00:40:28,059
- WHAT IT'S LIKE TO
WAKE UP EVERY MORNING
875
00:40:28,093 --> 00:40:30,529
AND REMEMBER, "OH YEAH,
I'VE GOT THIS THING."
876
00:40:30,562 --> 00:40:32,798
BECAUSE YOU DON'T
HAVE THIS THING.
877
00:40:32,831 --> 00:40:37,068
YOU NEVER HAVE TO TAKE
A MOUTHFUL OF MEDS,
878
00:40:37,102 --> 00:40:38,470
NEVER KNOWING
WHEN THEY'LL STOP WORKING,
879
00:40:38,504 --> 00:40:39,971
NEVER KNOWING
WHEN A FUCKING COUGH
880
00:40:40,005 --> 00:40:41,940
OR A FUCKING SNIFFLE
MAY LAND YOU IN THE HOSPITAL,
881
00:40:41,973 --> 00:40:43,575
BECAUSE TO YOU, MICHAEL,
882
00:40:43,609 --> 00:40:45,577
IT IS JUST A FUCKING COUGH
OR A FUCKING SNIFFLE!
883
00:40:45,611 --> 00:40:48,714
AND EVERY TIME I GO TO KISS YOU
OR SUCK YOU OR FUCK YOU,
884
00:40:48,747 --> 00:40:50,716
EVEN WHEN WE'RE PROTECTED,
EVEN THEN, THERE IS STILL
885
00:40:50,749 --> 00:40:52,951
THIS SHITTY,
NAGGING DOUBT THAT MAYBE,
886
00:40:52,984 --> 00:40:55,887
JUST MAYBE,
YOU COULD GET INFECTED.
887
00:40:58,123 --> 00:41:02,928
SOMETIMES I JUST THINK--
- WHAT?
888
00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:06,164
SOMETIMES
YOU JUST THINK WHAT?
889
00:41:06,197 --> 00:41:07,699
- THAT IT MIGHT JUST BE EASIER
TO BE WITH SOMEONE
890
00:41:07,733 --> 00:41:10,636
WHO'S POSITIVE.
891
00:41:25,884 --> 00:41:27,118
[door closing]
892
00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:29,120
- [sniffs]
893
00:41:29,154 --> 00:41:32,123
[sad music]
894
00:41:32,157 --> 00:41:38,096
*
895
00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:06,758
- * SEPARATION WITHOUT A BREAK
896
00:42:06,792 --> 00:42:08,326
*
897
00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:14,332
* CATATONIC BUT STILL AWAKE
898
00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:15,967
*
899
00:42:16,001 --> 00:42:19,705
* FROZEN OVER
900
00:42:19,738 --> 00:42:25,711
* BUT STILL THERE'S ASHES
BURNING WITH DESIRE *
901
00:42:25,744 --> 00:42:31,917
*
902
00:42:31,950 --> 00:42:39,190
* WALK AMONG THE RUINS
903
00:42:39,224 --> 00:42:41,660
* WALK AMONG THE DEAD
904
00:42:41,693 --> 00:42:45,731
- BUY YOU ANOTHER ONE?
905
00:42:45,764 --> 00:42:47,699
- NO THANKS.
906
00:42:47,733 --> 00:42:53,739
* WALK AMONG THE VICTIMS
907
00:42:53,772 --> 00:42:58,343
- WHERE'S YOUR FIANCE?
908
00:42:58,376 --> 00:43:01,279
- HE'S PLAYING SOMEWHERE.
909
00:43:03,849 --> 00:43:08,987
- WELL, LUCKILY,
YOU HAVE THIS.
910
00:43:09,020 --> 00:43:12,758
* UNHOOK ME
911
00:43:12,791 --> 00:43:16,695
SEE YA.
912
00:43:16,728 --> 00:43:19,230
* UNHOOK ME
913
00:43:19,264 --> 00:43:24,169
*
914
00:43:24,202 --> 00:43:26,905
* UNHOOK ME
915
00:43:26,938 --> 00:43:31,843
*
916
00:43:31,877 --> 00:43:34,379
* UNHOOK ME
917
00:43:34,412 --> 00:43:39,651
*
918
00:43:39,685 --> 00:43:42,020
* UNHOOK ME
919
00:43:42,053 --> 00:43:47,125
*
920
00:43:47,158 --> 00:43:49,728
* UNHOOK ME
921
00:43:49,761 --> 00:43:54,666
*
922
00:43:54,700 --> 00:43:57,135
* UNHOOK ME
923
00:43:57,168 --> 00:44:03,141
*
924
00:44:48,086 --> 00:44:52,057
* WALK AMONG THE RUINS
925
00:44:52,090 --> 00:44:54,993
*
926
00:44:55,026 --> 00:44:59,497
* WALK AMONG THE DEAD
927
00:44:59,530 --> 00:45:03,168
*
928
00:45:03,201 --> 00:45:07,105
* WALK AMONG THE VICTIMS
929
00:45:07,138 --> 00:45:09,808
*
930
00:45:09,841 --> 00:45:15,814
* OF THE GAMES
INSIDE YOUR HEAD *
931
00:45:15,847 --> 00:45:17,849
*
932
00:45:17,883 --> 00:45:20,218
* UNHOOK ME
933
00:45:20,251 --> 00:45:25,223
*
934
00:45:25,256 --> 00:45:27,959
* UNHOOK ME
935
00:45:27,993 --> 00:45:32,964
*
936
00:45:32,998 --> 00:45:35,266
* UNHOOK ME
937
00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:40,405
*
938
00:45:40,438 --> 00:45:42,540
* UNHOOK ME
939
00:45:42,573 --> 00:45:48,746
*
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