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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:11,379 - ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. 2 00:00:11,412 --> 00:00:12,713 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX. 3 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:14,115 SHAKE IT, DUDE. 4 00:00:14,148 --> 00:00:22,090 * 5 00:00:28,162 --> 00:00:32,166 ONE, TWO, DO IT! 6 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:33,667 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. 7 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:38,206 * 8 00:00:41,575 --> 00:00:46,547 - * JUST DIAL ME UP AND I'LL COME OVER * 9 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:51,752 * UNTIL YOU'RE SATISFIED 10 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:57,558 * I'LL RIDE AS LONG AS IT TAKES UNTIL THE FEVER BREAKS * 11 00:00:57,591 --> 00:01:00,194 * 'CAUSE I'M READY WHENEVER YOU CALL * 12 00:01:00,228 --> 00:01:02,696 - CAREFUL, THAT COULD BE COUNTERPRODUCTIVE. 13 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:04,498 YOU KNOW, YOU TWO OUGHTA CALM DOWN. 14 00:01:04,532 --> 00:01:06,300 - AREN'T YOU EVEN JUST A TEENY, TINY BIT NERVOUS? 15 00:01:06,334 --> 00:01:07,701 - WHY SHOULD I BE NERVOUS? 16 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:09,237 I'LL BE IN AND OUT OF THERE IN TWO MINUTES. 17 00:01:09,270 --> 00:01:10,704 BING! BANG! BOOM! 18 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:12,506 - SO WHY ARE YOU FIDGETING? 19 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:15,176 - BECAUSE I HAVEN'T TOUCHED MYSELF IN THREE DAYS. 20 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:17,178 YOU'D BE FIDGETING TOO. 21 00:01:17,211 --> 00:01:19,380 - NOVOTNY? - PRESENT. 22 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:20,581 I MEAN, I'M HERE. 23 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:22,183 - FOLLOW ME. 24 00:01:22,216 --> 00:01:25,319 - WISH ME LUCK. 25 00:01:25,353 --> 00:01:28,622 both: WE LOVE YOU. 26 00:01:33,561 --> 00:01:38,232 - * READY WHENEVER YOU CALL 27 00:01:38,266 --> 00:01:40,601 * 'CAUSE I'M READY 28 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:43,103 * READY WHENEVER YOU CALL 29 00:01:44,772 --> 00:01:47,675 - HERE'S FOR YOUR SPECIMEN. 30 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:49,477 - A BIT OPTIMISTIC, AREN'T WE? 31 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:51,812 - AND HERE ARE YOUR TISSUES TO WIPE UP AFTER. 32 00:01:51,845 --> 00:01:54,248 - "MOISTURIZING CREAM ADDED FOR EXTRA SOFTNESS." 33 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:55,883 NICE. 34 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:58,386 - LUBRICANT'S OVER HERE, AND THE MAGAZINES ARE HERE. 35 00:01:58,419 --> 00:02:01,889 THE JULY HUSTLER IS NASTY. 36 00:02:01,922 --> 00:02:03,757 DON'T TAKE TOO LONG. 37 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:05,493 THE CLINIC CLOSES AT 5:00. 38 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:07,828 - WELL, HOPEFULLY, WE'LL BOTH GET OFF BY THEN. 39 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:18,206 NOT A DICK IN SIGHT. 40 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:27,848 UGH... 41 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:44,798 [violins tuning up] 42 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:46,334 - NERVOUS? - [chuckles] 43 00:02:46,367 --> 00:02:47,668 I'LL TAKE "QUESTIONS WHOSE ANSWERS 44 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:49,403 ARE PAINFULLY OBVIOUS" FOR 100, ALEX. 45 00:02:49,437 --> 00:02:51,839 - "THIS DEVASTATINGLY HANDSOME VIOLINIST 46 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:54,275 "DAZZLED THE JUDGES AT THE SEMIFINALS 47 00:02:54,308 --> 00:02:56,977 AND CONSISTENTLY TAKES JUSTIN TAYLOR'S BREATH AWAY." 48 00:02:57,010 --> 00:03:00,281 - WHO IS ETHAN GOLD? 49 00:03:00,314 --> 00:03:05,286 - BING, BING, BING! 50 00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:06,454 - YOU'RE MY MUSE. - HMM. 51 00:03:06,487 --> 00:03:07,955 - YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT? 52 00:03:07,988 --> 00:03:11,825 I COULDN'T DO THIS WITHOUT YOU. - SURE YOU COULD. 53 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:13,594 - WHEN MY MOM CALLED, SAID MY GRANDFATHER 54 00:03:13,627 --> 00:03:16,864 WAS TOO SICK TO TRAVEL, I ALMOST DIDN'T COME. 55 00:03:16,897 --> 00:03:19,233 I'VE BEEN PLAYING FOR HIM MY WHOLE LIFE, 56 00:03:19,267 --> 00:03:21,235 PRACTICING DAY AND NIGHT FOR THIS MOMENT. 57 00:03:21,269 --> 00:03:24,438 WITHOUT HIM, WHO WAS I DOING IT FOR? 58 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:27,308 - YOU'RE NEXT, MR. GOLD. - I BETTER TAKE MY SEAT. 59 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:31,879 - NO, STAY HERE WHERE I CAN SEE YOU. 60 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:35,449 I'LL BE PLAYING FOR YOU. 61 00:03:35,483 --> 00:03:39,219 [applause] 62 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:46,794 - PLAYING THE SCHERZO-TARANTELLA, OPUS 16 63 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:50,598 BY WIENIAWSKI, ETHAN GOLD. 64 00:03:50,631 --> 00:03:52,633 [applause] 65 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:21,529 * 66 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:55,329 - IF YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS ARE FINISHED, 67 00:04:55,363 --> 00:04:57,798 HOW ABOUT REGISTERING TO VOTE? 68 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:59,867 both: NO. 69 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:01,702 - PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION 70 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:03,871 AREN'T YOUR ONLY CIVIC DUTY, YOU KNOW. 71 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:06,940 IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SUPPORT THE CANDIDATES 72 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:08,476 WHO ARE WILLING TO FIGHT FOR 73 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:10,678 AND DEFEND THE RIGHTS OF OUR COMMUNITY. 74 00:05:10,711 --> 00:05:12,813 - YEAH, YOU TELL 'EM, SIS. 75 00:05:12,846 --> 00:05:15,749 SO HOW MANY NEW VOTERS HAVE YOU SIGNED UP? 76 00:05:15,783 --> 00:05:18,419 - SIX. HOW ABOUT YOU? - FOUR. 77 00:05:18,452 --> 00:05:19,987 - CHRIST, WITH AN ELECTION COMING UP, 78 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:21,822 YOU'D THINK THESE GUYS WOULD GIVE A SHIT 79 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:23,991 ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE BESIDES GETTING THEIR DICKS SUCKED. 80 00:05:24,024 --> 00:05:25,426 - HOW ABOUT A RIM JOB 81 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:26,827 OR A GOOD OLD- FASHIONED FUCK? 82 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:28,829 - THAT'S WHAT I LIKE, A NON- PARTISAN OPINION. 83 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:30,498 - NOW WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU VOTED? 84 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:32,433 - LET'S SEE, THAT WOULD HAVE TO BE... 85 00:05:32,466 --> 00:05:34,568 THE BIG BASKET CONTEST AT WOODY'S. 86 00:05:34,602 --> 00:05:35,869 - VOTING'S A SERIOUS BUSINESS. 87 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:37,438 - ESPECIALLY THIS YEAR. 88 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:39,106 WHAT IF THAT ASSHOLE GETS ELECTED? 89 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:41,108 - WHICH ASSHOLE? 90 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:42,843 - CHRIST, WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN? 91 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:44,111 - BABYLON, THE BATHS. 92 00:05:44,144 --> 00:05:45,846 - OUR ILLUSTRIOUS POLICE CHIEF 93 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:47,581 IS RUNNING FOR MAYOR. 94 00:05:47,615 --> 00:05:48,782 - AND THE POLLS SHOW THAT HE'S RUNNING NECK-AND-NECK 95 00:05:48,816 --> 00:05:50,117 WITH COUNCILMAN DEEKINS. 96 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:53,454 - LET ME KNOW WHO WINS. 97 00:05:53,487 --> 00:05:55,155 - HOLD IT! 98 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:56,590 YOU MEAN YOU DON'T CARE? 99 00:05:56,624 --> 00:05:58,125 - YOU MEAN YOU'RE SURPRISED? 100 00:05:58,158 --> 00:05:59,893 - I MEAN I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. 101 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:01,995 YOU KNOW, WHETHER IT'S THE DEMOCRAT 102 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:03,597 WHO PRETENDS HE LIKES YOU OR THE REPUBLICAN 103 00:06:03,631 --> 00:06:04,932 WHO HATES YOU AND LETS YOU KNOW IT, 104 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:06,600 EITHER WAY, ONCE THEY'RE IN OFFICE, 105 00:06:06,634 --> 00:06:08,402 THEY'RE NOT GOING TO DO A GODDAMN THING. 106 00:06:08,436 --> 00:06:13,407 SO I SAY, MAY THE BEST SELF-SERVING SON OF A BITCH WIN. 107 00:06:15,509 --> 00:06:16,810 - YOU KNOW, I ALMOST HATE TO SAY IT BUT-- 108 00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:19,079 - THEN KEEP YOUR TRAP SHUT. 109 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:22,149 [violin music] 110 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:30,090 * 111 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:57,885 [knock at door] - MR. NOVOTNY, 112 00:07:16,704 --> 00:07:18,972 [applause] 113 00:07:19,006 --> 00:07:21,041 [knock at door] 114 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:29,116 MR. NOVOTNY, THE CLEANING CREW WOULD LIKE TO GET IN THERE, 115 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:33,787 AND I'D LIKE TO GO HOME. 116 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:40,928 - BRAVO! BRAVO! 117 00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:54,642 - HELLO, MY NAME IS... 118 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:57,244 DO YOU HAVE JUST A MOMENT FOR... - NO. I AM SORRY. 119 00:07:57,277 --> 00:08:00,881 - YOU KNOW, IF I COULD JUST HAVE JUST A MOMENT-- 120 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:03,651 - NOT TODAY. - HEY, GUYS! 121 00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:05,586 - LOOK AT YOU IN YOUR LITTLE CAP. 122 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:08,922 - YEAH, WELL, DEB'S GOT ALL US PFLAG PARENTS OUT VOLUNTEERING. 123 00:08:08,956 --> 00:08:11,124 HAVE YOU REGISTERED? - YEAH, I SIGNED UP YESTERDAY. 124 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:12,993 - YOU DID? 125 00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:15,929 - I ASKED YOU IF YOU WANTED TO TAKE STRIP AEROBICS. 126 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:18,599 - I BELIEVE JENNIFER MEANS TO VOTE. 127 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:21,735 - OH, THAT. - IT'S JUST THAT SORT OF APATHY 128 00:08:21,769 --> 00:08:24,137 THAT GETS THE WRONG MAN ELECTED. 129 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:25,939 I, ON THE OTHER HAND, HAVE BEEN A REGISTERED REPUBLICAN 130 00:08:25,973 --> 00:08:28,041 FOR ALMOST-- - WHAT? 131 00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:29,677 - A REPUBLICAN. - ARE YOU TELLING ME 132 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:31,745 I'VE BEEN LIVING WITH A YANKEE AND A REPUBLICAN? 133 00:08:31,779 --> 00:08:34,648 GIVE ME THAT. - ALTHOUGH ONCE WE MOVE, 134 00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:36,016 I'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO RE-REGISTER. 135 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:37,284 - YOU'RE MOVING? 136 00:08:37,317 --> 00:08:38,752 - YEAH, WE'RE LOOKING FOR A HOUSE. 137 00:08:38,786 --> 00:08:40,287 - WONDERFUL. 138 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,756 I SUPPOSE YOU ALREADY HAVE A REALTOR. 139 00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:44,625 - NO, NOT YET. 140 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:46,760 - WELL, YOU DO NOW. 141 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:49,663 I WOULD BE DELIGHTED 142 00:08:49,697 --> 00:08:53,033 TO HELP YOU FIND YOUR DREAM HOME. 143 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:55,769 - EXCELLENT. - THAT'S PERFECT. 144 00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:59,172 - BEFORE ANNOUNCING THE WINNER OF THIS YEAR'S COMPETITION, 145 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:00,841 I'D LIKE TO COMPLIMENT 146 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,243 ALL OF OUR BRILLIANTLY TALENTED YOUNG FINALISTS. 147 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:06,947 [applause] 148 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:08,181 AS WE WITNESSED TODAY, 149 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:09,683 EACH IS A SUPERB 150 00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:12,319 AND REMARKABLY GIFTED MUSICIAN. 151 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:17,725 THE HEIFETZ PRIZE GOES TO... 152 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:20,327 LING LIU. 153 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:23,296 [applause] 154 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:43,717 - IT WAS THE CANTABILE. 155 00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:45,152 THE GODDAMN CANTABILE! 156 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:47,721 I FUCKED IT UP GOOD. MY FINGERS TIGHTENED UP. 157 00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:50,023 I COULD--I COULD FEEL IT. - IT'S OKAY. 158 00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:51,692 IT DOESN'T MATTER. 159 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:54,261 YOU WERE STILL WONDERFUL. 160 00:09:58,065 --> 00:10:00,901 COME ON. 161 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,103 LET'S GO HOME. 162 00:10:03,136 --> 00:10:05,238 - OKAY. OKAY. 163 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:06,406 - MR. GOLD? 164 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,008 - THAT'S RIGHT. 165 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:10,711 - GLEN BISHOP, ARTISTS MANAGEMENT ASSOCIATES. 166 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:12,913 GLEN BISHOP. ARTISTS MANAGEMENT. 167 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,115 - JUSTIN TAYLOR. MORAL SUPPORT. 168 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:16,717 - HOW YOU DOING? 169 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,385 YOU GAVE A DAZZLING PERFORMANCE. 170 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:20,721 - APPARENTLY NOT DAZZLING ENOUGH. 171 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,122 - WELL, THE JUDGES HAVE THEIR OWN STANDARDS, 172 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:23,724 BUT I HAVE MINE. 173 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:26,026 THE AUDIENCE WAS CAPTIVATED BY YOUR PASSION, 174 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:27,394 YOUR VIRTUOSITY. 175 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:29,396 YOU HAVE A REAL PRESENCE 176 00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:30,798 AND A GREAT LOOK. 177 00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:33,266 - UH, THANKS. 178 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,068 - THE PROGRAM SAYS YOU'RE FROM PITTSBURGH. 179 00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:36,303 - YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 180 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:37,738 - WHEN ARE YOU HEADING BACK? 181 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:39,272 - UH, TOMORROW MORNING. 182 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:41,441 I'M GOING TO HAVE A FEW DRINKS BEFORE THAT, THOUGH. 183 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:44,778 - CAN I BUY YOU ONE OF THEM? 184 00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:46,013 - YOU BUYING FOR MY BOYFRIEND TOO? 185 00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:48,015 - WELL, BY ALL MEANS. 186 00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:50,183 - ALL RIGHT. 187 00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:53,186 - AFTER YOU. 188 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:56,289 - AND IT DOESN'T HELP THAT THERE'S A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE 189 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:57,891 RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR 190 00:10:57,925 --> 00:10:59,326 WHO KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING IN THERE. 191 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:01,061 - WELL, YOU SHOULD'VE LEFT THE DOOR OPEN. 192 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:03,030 WHAT COULD BE HOTTER THAN HAVING A BUNCH OF BREEDERS 193 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,331 WATCHING YOU WHILE YOU JERK OFF? 194 00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:05,899 - EVEN YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT. 195 00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,300 - THAT'S TRUE. 196 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,836 I WENT TO THE GRAVEL PIT AND WATCHED WHILE SOME GUY 197 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:11,038 TOOK IT UP THE BUTT FROM A CONGA LINE. 198 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:12,806 - YOU WHIPPED UP THE BATTER THAT EVENTUALLY BECAME GUS 199 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,042 IN A SEX CLUB? IT'S DISGUSTING. 200 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:16,777 - NOT LIKE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SOME TWAT 201 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:19,179 SPREAD HER LIPS IN A CUM-STAINED COPY OF HUSTLER. 202 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:21,448 - WHICH ONE OF YOU SAID, "HOLD THE MAYO"? 203 00:11:21,481 --> 00:11:23,083 - THAT WOULD BE MR. MIRACLE WHIPPER. 204 00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:25,919 - HOW DID IT GO? HUH? 205 00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:28,188 DID YOU SHOOT YOUR LOAD? - MOTHER! 206 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:29,923 - BET IT WAS A WHOPPER. HA! 207 00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:31,324 THE GRASSI SIDE OF THE FAMILY 208 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,193 ARE ITALIAN STALLIONS, ALL OF 'EM. 209 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:36,396 - UH-HUH. WELL, THIS ONE DIDN'T PONY UP. 210 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,198 - WHAT? 211 00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:39,933 - THANKS FOR ANNOUNCING THE NEWS. 212 00:11:39,967 --> 00:11:41,468 WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, WHY DON'T YOU GIVE US 213 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,136 THE SPORTS AND THE WEATHER? - WHAT HAPPENED, HONEY? 214 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:46,106 TELL ME. - NOTHING HAPPENED. 215 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:49,409 FIRST OBLIGATION OF BEING A FATHER, AND I BLEW IT. 216 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:50,811 - WELL, DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF. 217 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:52,245 - I WOULDN'T MENTION "HARD-ON." 218 00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:54,414 - HONEY, A LOT OF PEOPLE FREEZE UP UNDER PRESSURE. 219 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:56,950 YOU KNOW, IT'S CALLED PERFORMANCE ANXIETY, 220 00:11:56,984 --> 00:11:59,286 RIGHT, BRIAN? - NEVER HEARD OF IT. 221 00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:01,088 - IT'S NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. 222 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:02,355 I MEAN, WHO COULD GET A STIFFIE 223 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:05,325 IN A STERILE ENVIRONMENT LIKE THAT ANYWAY? 224 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,997 WHY DON'T YOU HAVE BEN PULL IT FOR YOU, 225 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:11,364 YOU KNOW, WHILE YOU HOLD THE CUP? 226 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,100 - WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP? 227 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,301 - WHAT? WE'RE TALKING CLINICALLY. 228 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:15,502 - WE'RE NOT TALKING AT ALL! 229 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:18,105 - FINE. HANDLE IT YOURSELF. 230 00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:20,240 - HE ALREADY DID. - SHUT UP! YOU KNOW WHAT? 231 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:22,142 I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERYBODY IN PITTSBURGH 232 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,411 NEEDS TO KNOW MY BUSINESS AND FEEL FREE TO COMMENT ON IT. 233 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:27,247 I'M GOING HOME TO WHACK OFF, AND THAT'S THE LAST 234 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,883 ANYBODY NEEDS TO HEAR ABOUT IT! 235 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:38,125 - ANYBODY KNOW WHERE HE LIVES? 236 00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:39,927 - OUR FIRM REPRESENTS 237 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,328 SOME OF THE HOTTEST YOUNG CONCERT ARTISTS 238 00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:42,529 PERFORMING IN THE BUSINESS, 239 00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,264 SINGERS, DANCERS, MUSICIANS. 240 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,899 - SO YOU'RE WHAT, AN AGENT? 241 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,134 - TALENT REPRESENTATIVE. 242 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,535 WE ARRANGE FOR BOOKINGS, 243 00:12:48,568 --> 00:12:50,270 RECORDING CONTRACTS, 244 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,472 TOURS, BOTH IN THE STATES AND ABROAD. 245 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:53,874 - TOURS? 246 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,542 - ONCE PEOPLE KNOW WHO YOU ARE, 247 00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:57,544 THEY'RE GOING TO WANT TO SEE YOU AND HEAR YOU PERFORM. 248 00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:59,279 - HOW ARE THEY GOING TO KNOW THAT? 249 00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,314 - WELL, LEAVE THAT UP TO US. THAT'S OUR JOB. 250 00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:03,283 - SO ARE YOU-- 251 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:05,285 ARE YOU SAYING YOU WANT TO REPRESENT ME? 252 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:09,189 - THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING. 253 00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:13,160 - BUT WHY? WHY ME? 254 00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:15,295 I DIDN'T EVEN WIN. I WASN'T EVEN THE BEST. 255 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,497 - HAVE YOU BEEN IN A RECORD STORE LATELY, ETHAN? 256 00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:18,899 IN THE CLASSICAL DEPARTMENT? 257 00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:20,433 - WELL, YEAH, I MAKE MY OWN CDs. 258 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:21,601 I LIKE TO CHECK OUT THE COMPETITION, 259 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,570 SEE WHAT JOSHUA BELL IS UP TO. 260 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,205 - OKAY, SO YOU'VE NOTICED IT'S STARTING TO LOOK 261 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:27,174 A LOT LIKE THE ROCK DEPARTMENT. 262 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:30,177 THERE'S NO MORE COVERS WITH SNOWY-HAIRED GRANDFATHERS 263 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,212 PROPPED UP LIKE CORPSES AT THEIR BABY GRANDS 264 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:34,181 OR CLUTCHING THEIR VIOLINS. 265 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:38,251 ARTISTS THESE DAYS ARE YOUNG, HIP, SEXY. 266 00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:41,588 MUCH LIKE YOURSELF. 267 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:43,323 - SO IS THAT WHY YOU'RE INTERESTED IN HIM? 268 00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:45,859 BECAUSE HE'S CUTE? 269 00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:47,594 - I'M INTERESTED IN HIM 270 00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,529 BECAUSE HE'S AN EXTRAORDINARY TALENT. 271 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,064 ALL THE MORE EXTRAORDINARY 272 00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:52,599 BECAUSE HE'S A TALENT I CAN SELL. 273 00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:56,336 - SO I'M A-- SO I'M A COMMODITY? 274 00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:59,973 - I CAN'T VERY WELL SELL MOZART. 275 00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:03,110 UNLIKE EMINEM, HE HASN'T WRITTEN ANYTHING NEW IN 300 YEARS. 276 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,978 - [chuckles] 277 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:06,546 - CAN YOU EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT? 278 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,381 HAVE TO PEE. 279 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:12,352 - HE'S A NICE KID. 280 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,421 - HE'S AN AMAZING ARTIST. - REALLY? 281 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:15,956 HE'S GOOD-LOOKING TOO. 282 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:19,559 - DON'T GET ANY IDEAS. 283 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:22,996 - I LIKED MEETING HIM, 284 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,497 BUT, IF YOU DECIDE TO SIGN WITH ME, 285 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,633 I DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM AGAIN. 286 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:29,402 - WHAT? 287 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,972 - AS FAR AS YOUR PROFESSIONAL CAREER IS CONCERNED, 288 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:34,307 HE DOESN'T EXIST. 289 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:42,015 [indistinct chatter] 290 00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:49,522 - JUST AS I EXPECTED, 291 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:54,027 PLENTY OF PRICEY PREY SWIMMING IN THESE WATERS. 292 00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:55,395 PERISCOPE DEPTH. 293 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,397 FOCUS. 294 00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:59,032 THAT'S BILL RANSON OVER THERE. 295 00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,168 JERUSALEM STEEL. 296 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:04,404 THE REDHEAD BESIDE HIM IS THE GATEKEEPER. 297 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,406 GET BY HER, YOU'RE IN. 298 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:10,143 DIANE OVERTON. BLACK DRESS, BY THE BAR. 299 00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:13,146 - CHECK. - CARNEGIE FOUNDATION. 300 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:17,317 LOTS OF GOOD LEADS THROUGH HER. 301 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:23,456 AH, THE MAN OF THE HOUR WHOM EVERYONE'S... 302 00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:25,292 - HI. 303 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:27,294 - ANTED UP FIVE THOU TO SHAKE HANDS WITH, 304 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:28,695 JIM STOCKWELL. 305 00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:30,998 - HOW ARE YOU? THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING. 306 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,701 ARE YOU LISTENING? 307 00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:38,638 I PAID A SHITLOAD OF CASH TO GET US IN HERE. 308 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,340 - FOR WHICH I AM ETERNALLY GRATEFUL. 309 00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:41,608 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 310 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:44,411 - TO FIRE A TORPEDO, CAP'N. 311 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:21,481 SO YOU'RE RUNNING FOR MAYOR? 312 00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:22,749 - THAT'S RIGHT. 313 00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:24,251 - HOW'S IT GOING? 314 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,419 - VERY WELL, THANKS. - REALLY? 315 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:29,622 BECAUSE WITH ALL THIS MONEY YOU'RE RAISING, 316 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,224 YOU SHOULD BE OUT IN FRONT, BUT THE POLLS 317 00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:33,760 SHOW YOU TRAILING COUNCILMAN DEEKINS. 318 00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,362 - MY OPPONENT IS AHEAD AT THIS POINT 319 00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:37,297 BY THE NARROWEST OF MARGINS. 320 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,300 HOWEVER, MY ADVISORS HAVE INFORMED ME 321 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,570 THAT WE'RE WELL POSITIONED TO TAKE OVER THE LEAD. 322 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:46,773 - YOUR ADVISORS ARE BLOWING SMOKE UP YOUR ASS. 323 00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:48,375 AND YOUR PREPARED REMARKS 324 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,277 ARE AS STALE AS THE CAMPAIGN YOU'RE RUNNING. 325 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,679 - THANK YOU FOR YOUR OPINION, MR... 326 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:55,115 - KINNEY. BRIAN KINNEY. 327 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:56,783 - IT'S ALWAYS HELPFUL HEARING FROM ONE'S SUPPORTERS. 328 00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,685 - I'M NOT A SUPPORTER. 329 00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:00,420 I'M AN ADMAN, TRYING TO DRUM UP SOME BUSINESS 330 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,589 AMONG YOUR RICH AND POWERFUL FRIENDS. 331 00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:06,659 - HUH. AT LEAST YOU'RE HONEST. 332 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:09,396 - AND I FIGURE THE BEST WAY TO GET IN WITH THEM 333 00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:12,565 IS TO GET IN WITH YOU, SO, IF YOU EVER GET TIRED 334 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:14,201 OF PISSING AWAY YOUR PALS' MILLIONS 335 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,668 ON AN AD CAMPAIGN THAT HAS YOU POSITIONED 336 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:19,272 EXACTLY WHERE YOUR ADVISORS WANT YOU TO BE, 337 00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:22,075 GIVE ME A CALL. 338 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:25,612 - WHAT TIME IS IT? 339 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:28,148 - OH, 5:30. 340 00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:29,416 - IT'S SO EARLY. 341 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,084 - YEAH, CLASS IS AT 8:00. 342 00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:32,752 - COME BACK HERE. 343 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,421 JUST FOR A MINUTE. 344 00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:38,225 - AH... HO-HO. 345 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,327 - I THOUGHT WE COULD-- 346 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,162 - YEAH, I WANT TO HIT THE GYM BEFORE CLASS. 347 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,630 - THERE'S TIME. - I WAS HOPING 348 00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:46,233 YOU COULD HELP MAKE A LITTLE CUP OF LOVE. 349 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,735 - MAYBE LATER. 350 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,570 OH, COME ON. YOU'RE SO HOT. 351 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,572 IT WON'T TAKE ME VERY LONG. 352 00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,307 IT'S IMPORTANT THAT I GET IT 353 00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:55,475 TO MEL AND LINDS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. 354 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:56,843 - WELL, IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME 355 00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,445 THAT I GET TO THE GYM AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. 356 00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:01,281 'KAY, I HAVE TO GO. 357 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,750 NOW. 358 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,625 - YOU HARDLY SAID A WORD THE ENTIRE FLIGHT... 359 00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:14,194 OR LAST NIGHT EVEN. 360 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:15,728 IF IT WAS ME, 361 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,131 I WOULD BE RUNNING AROUND, TELLING EVERYONE, 362 00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:19,332 "MY BOYFRIEND'S GOING TO BE A STAR!" 363 00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:21,234 - GREAT. 364 00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,136 - HEY, CAN WE GO TO THE DINER? 365 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:24,871 IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SHOW OFF, YOU GOTTA LET ME DO IT FOR YOU. 366 00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:27,240 - WAIT. 367 00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:29,542 - WHAT'S WRONG? 368 00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:33,213 - GLEN SAID, IF I SIGN WITH HIM, I HAVE TO BE STRAIGHT. 369 00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:36,416 - STRAIGHT? 370 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:39,619 - I CAN'T BE OUT. NOBODY CAN KNOW I'M GAY. 371 00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,521 - ARE YOU KIDDING? 372 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,690 - HE SAID IT WAS A CONDITION OF THE CONTRACT 373 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,625 THAT I COULDN'T BE SEEN WITH YOU IN PUBLIC 374 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,494 OR ACKNOWLEDGE YOU. 375 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:50,363 - WHA... THAT'S TOTALLY FUCKED. 376 00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:52,499 IT'S NONE OF HIS BUSINESS, SO WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO 377 00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:54,767 WITH PLAYING THE VIOLIN? - ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. 378 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,503 IT'S ALL ABOUT THE ALBUM COVER, 379 00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:58,805 HAVING SOME YOUNG HOT STUD WITH TOUSLED HAIR, 380 00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:00,307 SHIRT UNBUTTONED DOWN TO HERE, 381 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,574 STROKING HIS VIOLIN. 382 00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:03,176 - BUT YOU'RE A SERIOUS ARTIST. 383 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,411 - YEAH, WELL, IF THAT'S ALL HE CARED ABOUT, 384 00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,713 HE'D BE TALKING TO LING LIU. 385 00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,948 YOU KNOW, ALL GLEN AND THE RECORD COMPANIES 386 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,917 CARE ABOUT IS PURSE POWER. 387 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:14,254 ALL THOSE YOUNG WOMEN WHO SPEND BILLIONS A YEAR ON CDs, 388 00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:16,723 WHO PROBABLY THINK PAGANINI IS A BRAND OF FROZEN PIZZA, 389 00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:19,259 WHO MIGHT NOT BUY ETHAN GOLD'S LATEST CD 390 00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:20,927 IF THEY KNEW HE WAS-- 391 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,095 FUCK. 392 00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,835 - WELL, WHERE DOES THIS LEAVE US? 393 00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:32,305 - TOGETHER. 394 00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:34,574 'CAUSE I'M NOT SIGNING. 395 00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:40,313 - ARE YOU SURE? 396 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,949 IT'S YOUR BIG BREAK. 397 00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,551 - IT'S ALSO MY TALENT, 398 00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:46,819 MY HARD WORK... 399 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:50,223 MY LIFE, MY DECISION... 400 00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:52,459 AND MY BOYFRIEND. 401 00:19:58,631 --> 00:19:59,866 - BRIAN, YOU WON'T BELIEVE-- - ANY CALLS? 402 00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,501 - NO, BUT YOU'LL... 403 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,236 - WELL, DID BROWN'S SEND THEIR PROOFS BACK YET? 404 00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:04,704 - THEY CAME YESTERDAY, BUT THE HELL WITH BROWN'S. 405 00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:05,905 IT-IT WON'T MATTER WHEN I TELL YOU WHO'S-- 406 00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,307 - CHIEF STOCKWELL. 407 00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:08,841 - GOOD MORNING, MR. KINNEY. 408 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,510 HOPE YOU DON'T MIND MY DROPPING BY UNANNOUNCED. 409 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,345 - ACTUALLY, I WAS EXPECTING YOU. 410 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,981 - I WANTED MY ADVISORS, NANCY HENDERSON AND DOMINIC SCOLOTTO, 411 00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:17,450 TO MEET YOU, AND TO HEAR FIRSTHAND WHAT YOU TOLD ME 412 00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:18,718 IN THE MEN'S ROOM THE OTHER NIGHT. 413 00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:21,621 - WHAT, TO MAKE SURE YOU FLUSH? 414 00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:22,922 OR THAT YOU'RE PISSING AWAY THE MONEY 415 00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:24,891 YOU'VE SPENT ON YOUR AD CAMPAIGN? 416 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:27,594 WHICH AMOUNTS TO THE SAME THING. 417 00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,329 - MR. KINNEY, DO YOU MIND IF I ASK, 418 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,030 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT RUNNING A POLITICAL CAMPAIGN? 419 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,633 - NOT A GODDAMN THING. 420 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,335 - THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING HERE? 421 00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:36,936 - BECAUSE WHAT KINNEY SAID IS TRUE, 422 00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,871 AND HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO'S HAD THE BALLS TO SAY IT. 423 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,273 PLEASE CONTINUE. 424 00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:41,508 - WELL, LIKE I WAS SAYING, 425 00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:43,042 I MAY NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT POLITICS, 426 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,011 BUT I DO KNOW WHAT SELLS. 427 00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:47,380 AND RIGHT NOW, YOU'VE GOT A PRODUCT THAT NO ONE'S BUYING. 428 00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:48,881 - YOU MAKE HIM SOUND LIKE A BOX OF CORN FLAKES. 429 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,650 - WELL, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE IS. 430 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:53,019 LUCKY FOR YOU, SELLING CORN FLAKES IS WHAT I DO BEST. 431 00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:54,787 - MR. KINNEY... 432 00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:57,357 JIM STOCKWELL HAS A 15-YEAR RECORD OF FIGHTING CRIME. 433 00:20:57,390 --> 00:21:00,660 AS CHIEF OF POLICE, HE'S DEFENDED NOT ONLY OUR STREETS, 434 00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,395 BUT OUR TRADITIONS, OUR MORAL VALUES. 435 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,564 HIS MANDATE TO SERVE IS BASED UPON THAT COMMITMENT. 436 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:07,634 - WOULD YOU MIND SPARING ME THE BULLSHIT RHETORIC? 437 00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:10,503 WE ALL KNOW YOU LOVE YOUR FAMILY, 438 00:21:10,537 --> 00:21:12,372 YOUR FLAG, YOUR MOTHER, 439 00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:13,773 BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO GET YOU ARRESTED. 440 00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,575 OR IN THIS CASE, ELECTED. 441 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,410 - WHAT WILL? 442 00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,812 - SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE THE CONSUMER WANT TO BUY YOUR BRAND 443 00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:21,648 RATHER THAN THE COMPETITION. 444 00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:22,949 SOMETHING THAT WILL ATTRACT THEIR ATTENTION 445 00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:25,652 FOR MORE THAN 15 MINUTES. 446 00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:27,687 SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE YOU POP. 447 00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:33,393 - * FOUND A LITTLE PLACE IN THE COUNTRY * 448 00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:35,995 * WE CAN REST OUR FEET 449 00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:40,600 * GOT A LITTLE PLACE THAT WE CAN CALL OUR SUNNYSIDE RETREAT * 450 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,702 * CAN YOU PICTURE US LIVING IT UP * 451 00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:44,704 - THIS ONE'S A STEAL. 452 00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:46,806 BRAND-NEW, NEVER BEEN OCCUPIED. 453 00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:48,875 THE BUILDER WENT BANKRUPT, SO... 454 00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:51,478 I'M SURE YOU COULD GET IT FOR A SONG. 455 00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:55,682 - WELL, I'M ENJOYING THE MUSIC. 456 00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:57,417 I SAY WE GO FOR IT. HOW ABOUT YOU, EM? 457 00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:58,818 DON'T YOU LOVE IT? 458 00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:01,888 - WELL, LOVE'S A... VERY STRONG WORD. 459 00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:03,490 - WELL, WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT? 460 00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:05,992 - WELL, IT'S NOT EXACTLY MY DREAM HOUSE. 461 00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:07,960 - OF COURSE, UH, YOU HAVE TO PICTURE IT 462 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,596 WITH YOUR POSSESSIONS, 463 00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:11,598 YOUR FURNITURE, PRINTS ON THE WALL. 464 00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:13,132 - RIGHT, USE A LITTLE IMAGINATION. 465 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,468 - OH, I-I AM. [laughs] 466 00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:16,703 AND, UM... 467 00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:18,871 AND WITH A LITTLE IMAGINATION, 468 00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:22,609 I'M PICTURING... 469 00:22:22,642 --> 00:22:25,512 A PLACE LIKE THIS. 470 00:22:25,545 --> 00:22:27,847 - THIS WAS BUILT IN THE '40s. 471 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,750 BATHROOMS AND KITCHEN, ALL ORIGINAL. 472 00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:33,119 - AND DON'T YOU JUST ADORE 473 00:22:33,152 --> 00:22:36,523 THE LITTLE PICKET FENCE OUT FRONT WITH THE ROSEBUSHES? 474 00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:37,724 - YEAH. - IT'S GOT SUCH, UM... 475 00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:39,125 SUCH CHARACTER. 476 00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:40,727 - YEAH, IT'S GOT CHARACTER, ALL RIGHT. 477 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:41,994 YOU'D HAVE TO BE ONE TO LIVE HERE. 478 00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:43,530 - I DON'T SEE ANYTHING THE MATTER. 479 00:22:43,563 --> 00:22:44,997 - IT NEEDS NEW PLUMBING, NEW WIRING, A NEW ROOF. 480 00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:46,399 I MEAN, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT WOULD COST 481 00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:47,600 TO RENOVATE THIS PLACE? 482 00:22:47,634 --> 00:22:50,537 - IT COULD USE A LITTLE UPDATING. 483 00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:52,171 - WHAT IT COULD USE IS A WRECKING BALL. 484 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,040 - I SAY WE GO WITH THIS ONE. 485 00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:55,642 IT'S IN MOVE-IN CONDITION. 486 00:22:55,675 --> 00:22:57,810 - IT'S SO COLD. - CONTEMPORARY. 487 00:22:57,844 --> 00:22:59,946 - DEVOID OF PERSONALITY. - FULL OF POSSIBILITIES. 488 00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:01,948 - A BARGAIN. - A WISE INVESTMENT. 489 00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:03,550 - I SAY WE GO WITH THIS ONE. 490 00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:05,151 - IT'S DECREPIT. - LIVED-IN. 491 00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:06,619 - RUN-DOWN. - CHARMING. 492 00:23:06,653 --> 00:23:08,154 - CLAUSTROPHOBIC. - COZY. 493 00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:10,022 - [sighs] 494 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:11,691 WHAT DO YOU THINK, JENNIFER? 495 00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:14,093 - YEAH, JENNIFER, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 496 00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:16,529 - I THINK... 497 00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:19,432 THAT I'LL JUST LET YOU GUYS TALK IT OVER. 498 00:23:23,836 --> 00:23:25,071 [bell dings] 499 00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:26,639 [mixed chatter] 500 00:23:26,673 --> 00:23:27,940 - HERE YOU GO, GIRLS. 501 00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:30,543 TWO PINK PLATE SPECIALS. 502 00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:31,911 - OH, WHAT'S ALL THIS? 503 00:23:31,944 --> 00:23:33,513 WE ONLY ORDERED A TUNA MELT. - TO SHARE. 504 00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:35,114 - OH, I MUSTA GOTTEN THE ORDER WRONG. 505 00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:37,584 - YOU NEVER GET THE ORDER WRONG. 506 00:23:37,617 --> 00:23:38,818 - SHH. [whispering] WE'RE FAMILY NOW. 507 00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:40,687 [giggles] 508 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:44,123 - WE MAY NOT BE FAMILY FOR LONG UNLESS MICHAEL COMES THROUGH. 509 00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:45,792 - 'SCUSE ME? 510 00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:47,193 DID I JUST HEAR... 511 00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:49,195 MY BELOVED SON'S NAME MENTIONED? 512 00:23:49,228 --> 00:23:51,197 - MELANIE WAS JUST SAYING-- 513 00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:53,199 WHAT WERE YOU SAYING, MEL? 514 00:23:53,232 --> 00:23:55,535 - W-WE'RE IN A BIT OF A TIME CRUNCH. 515 00:23:55,568 --> 00:23:58,137 - THERE'S NO NEED TO WORRY. MICHAEL CAN DO THIS. 516 00:23:58,170 --> 00:23:59,939 HE'S A RED-BLOODED, ALL-AMERICAN GAY BOY, 517 00:23:59,972 --> 00:24:01,774 WHICH MEANS HE HAS A WHACK-ATTACK, 518 00:24:01,808 --> 00:24:03,676 OH, THREE, FOUR TIMES A DAY. 519 00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:05,678 - WELL, THEN HE BETTER START WHACKING. 520 00:24:05,712 --> 00:24:08,014 WE ONLY HAVE A THREE-DAY WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY. 521 00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:09,549 - SPEAKING OF WINDOWS, 522 00:24:09,582 --> 00:24:11,984 DO YOU MIND IF I PUT THIS UP IN YOURS? 523 00:24:12,018 --> 00:24:14,954 - WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT? 524 00:24:14,987 --> 00:24:16,222 - SAY HEY TO MY NEW ACCOUNT. 525 00:24:16,255 --> 00:24:17,824 - THAT FASCIST PIG? 526 00:24:17,857 --> 00:24:20,960 - OH, IT'S LIKE "WOODSTOCK REMEMBERED." 527 00:24:20,993 --> 00:24:22,261 I'LL HAVE A REGULAR COFFEE TO GO. 528 00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:24,030 - JESUS, BRIAN, 529 00:24:24,063 --> 00:24:25,698 YOU KNOW HOW STOCKWELL FEELS ABOUT GAY PEOPLE. 530 00:24:25,732 --> 00:24:26,966 HOW COULD YOU SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL? 531 00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:28,568 - I HAVEN'T SOLD MY SOUL, 532 00:24:28,601 --> 00:24:30,002 I'M JUST BILLING FOR TIME AND EXPENSES. 533 00:24:30,036 --> 00:24:31,571 - WELL, ANYTHING YOU DO TO HELP HIM GET ELECTED 534 00:24:31,604 --> 00:24:32,905 IS HURTING US. 535 00:24:32,939 --> 00:24:34,240 - HERE'S YOUR ORDER, PIPING HOT. 536 00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:36,976 SCALD YOURSELF. - THANKS FOR THE TIP, DEB. 537 00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:38,645 EXCUSE ME IF I DON'T LEAVE YOU ONE. 538 00:24:38,678 --> 00:24:40,112 - WELL, AT LEAST THERE'S SOMEONE IN THIS WORLD 539 00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:41,781 LEFT WITH A LITTLE INTEGRITY. 540 00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:43,983 ETHAN WAS OFFERED A CONTRACT WITH A BIG AGENT, 541 00:24:44,016 --> 00:24:45,718 AND HE TURNED IT DOWN 542 00:24:45,752 --> 00:24:47,654 'CAUSE THEY WANTED SUNSHINE HERE OUT OF THE PICTURE. 543 00:24:47,687 --> 00:24:50,256 - MM! - ETHAN DID THAT? 544 00:24:50,289 --> 00:24:51,624 - IT WOULD'VE MEANT CONCERT DATES, 545 00:24:51,658 --> 00:24:53,192 EVEN A RECORD DEAL. 546 00:24:53,225 --> 00:24:55,862 - SO NOW HE'S BACK ON THE STREET, PLAYING FOR PEANUTS? 547 00:24:55,895 --> 00:24:58,531 SOMEONE SHOULD TELL HIM THERE'S NOTHING NOBLE ABOUT BEING POOR. 548 00:24:58,565 --> 00:24:59,999 [slurps] MM! 549 00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:03,002 OW! FUCK! 550 00:25:03,035 --> 00:25:05,672 - OOPS. [chuckling] 551 00:25:05,705 --> 00:25:08,741 - [moaning] 552 00:25:08,775 --> 00:25:11,277 - JERKING OFF USED TO BE FUN. IT WAS-- 553 00:25:11,310 --> 00:25:13,012 IT WAS SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO. 554 00:25:13,045 --> 00:25:15,648 AND NOW IT'S-- NOW IT'S THIS OBLIGATION. 555 00:25:15,682 --> 00:25:17,016 YOU KNOW, THERE-- THERE'S THIS... 556 00:25:17,049 --> 00:25:18,751 BIG TIME CLOCK HANGING OVER MY HEAD, 557 00:25:18,785 --> 00:25:20,953 AND PEOPLE ARE EXPECTING ME TO PERFORM, 558 00:25:20,987 --> 00:25:23,623 AND IT'S FUCKING HARD WORK. 559 00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:26,926 HOW THE HELL ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO CUM ON DEMAND? 560 00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:28,695 - [loud moaning] 561 00:25:28,728 --> 00:25:32,298 - TRUST ME, IT CAN BE DONE. 562 00:25:32,331 --> 00:25:34,166 LOOK, YOU'RE MAKING TOO MUCH OUT OF THIS. 563 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,902 YOU'RE CREATING A MENTAL BLOCK. YOU JUST-- 564 00:25:35,935 --> 00:25:38,938 YOU NEED TO RELAX, EASE INTO IT. 565 00:25:38,971 --> 00:25:41,073 GET BEN TO GIVE YOU A HAND. 566 00:25:41,107 --> 00:25:42,709 - I TRIED THIS MORNING, 567 00:25:42,742 --> 00:25:44,677 BUT HE PRACTICALLY BIT MY HEAD OFF. 568 00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:46,946 [opening/closing door] 569 00:25:52,619 --> 00:25:56,689 - HERE YOU GO. - THANKS. 570 00:25:58,257 --> 00:25:59,926 - WHO'S THAT? 571 00:25:59,959 --> 00:26:01,694 - THAT'S MY NEW SUPER-JERKER. 572 00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:04,196 I HAVE YOU TO THANK. IT'S "RAGING HARD-ON". 573 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:07,700 HE LOOKS GREAT ON-SCREEN. 574 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:09,135 UH, MOVE A LITTLE TO THE LEFT. 575 00:26:10,970 --> 00:26:12,839 THAT'S IT. 576 00:26:12,872 --> 00:26:15,107 ALL RIGHT, NOW LET'S SEE YOU UNLEASH THOSE SUPERPOWERS. 577 00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:19,946 [chuckling] 578 00:26:19,979 --> 00:26:22,749 ANYWAY, AS I WAS SAYING, YEAH, YOU JUST NEED TO RELAX. 579 00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:25,351 STOP FRETTING, 'CAUSE YOU'LL SEE A HOT GUY, 580 00:26:25,384 --> 00:26:27,586 YOU'LL GET TURNED ON, YOU... 581 00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:35,227 - [moaning] 582 00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:37,263 YEAH. 583 00:26:43,035 --> 00:26:45,104 - MICHAEL? 584 00:26:45,137 --> 00:26:47,039 - TEDDY? 585 00:26:47,073 --> 00:26:48,741 - YEAH? 586 00:26:48,775 --> 00:26:50,042 - DO YOU HAVE A CUP? 587 00:26:50,076 --> 00:26:52,979 - A CUP? 588 00:26:53,012 --> 00:26:55,748 A CUP. UH... 589 00:26:55,782 --> 00:26:57,717 YEAH, A CUP, UH-- 590 00:26:57,750 --> 00:26:59,218 FUCK! A CUP. A CUP. 591 00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:08,795 - * JUST DIAL ME UP AND I'LL COME OVER * 592 00:27:08,828 --> 00:27:13,399 * UNTIL YOU SAY THAT IT'S TIME * 593 00:27:13,432 --> 00:27:15,134 * ALL RIGHT 594 00:27:15,167 --> 00:27:20,406 * AS LONG AS IT TAKES, UNTIL THE FEVER BREAKS * 595 00:27:20,439 --> 00:27:25,211 * 'CAUSE I'M READY WHENEVER YOU CALL * 596 00:27:25,244 --> 00:27:27,346 - OH! - TA-DA! SUCCESS! 597 00:27:27,379 --> 00:27:29,015 - AT LAST! - I ALMOST DIDN'T MAKE IT. 598 00:27:29,048 --> 00:27:30,282 SOME IDIOT IN A PICK-UP TRUCK ALMOST HIT ME. 599 00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:31,684 - THANKS, SWEETIE! 600 00:27:33,452 --> 00:27:34,921 HONEY! 601 00:27:34,954 --> 00:27:36,288 - SURE, LINZ! 602 00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:37,824 NO PROBLEM. GOOD LUCK. 603 00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:40,793 [panting] 604 00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:45,097 - GOT IT! MICHAEL'S SPERM. 605 00:27:45,131 --> 00:27:47,166 - OH, THERE'S A... LOT OF IT. 606 00:27:47,199 --> 00:27:48,701 - WE KNEW HE WAS GENEROUS. 607 00:27:48,735 --> 00:27:51,738 NOW, QUICK, GET YOUR LEGS UP. 608 00:27:55,875 --> 00:27:57,443 MEL, THIS ISN'T THE IMMACULATE CONCEPTION. 609 00:27:57,476 --> 00:27:59,045 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE OFF YOUR PANTIES. 610 00:27:59,078 --> 00:28:02,314 - OH, RIGHT! 611 00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:04,951 [sighs] 612 00:28:07,887 --> 00:28:09,455 JUST THINK. 613 00:28:09,488 --> 00:28:13,225 WE'RE MAKING A BABY. A LIFE. 614 00:28:13,259 --> 00:28:15,327 - OKAY, NOW SPREAD YOUR LEGS. 615 00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:16,829 - WAIT. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 616 00:28:16,863 --> 00:28:21,233 WE NEED TO EXPERIENCE THIS MOMENT. 617 00:28:22,501 --> 00:28:25,304 - SWEETIE... 618 00:28:30,843 --> 00:28:33,846 I LOVE YOU. 619 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,048 - I LOVE YOU TOO. 620 00:28:47,459 --> 00:28:50,096 - OKAY? 621 00:28:50,129 --> 00:28:53,399 READY? - YEAH. 622 00:28:56,302 --> 00:28:58,137 - AFTER WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH, 623 00:28:58,170 --> 00:29:00,439 I COULD USE A NIGHT OF BABYLON TO TAKE MY MIND OFF OF PUSSY. 624 00:29:00,472 --> 00:29:01,974 - [chuckles] 625 00:29:02,008 --> 00:29:03,275 WHO TOLD YOU TO THINK ABOUT IT? 626 00:29:03,309 --> 00:29:05,044 - I COULDN'T HELP IT, YOU KNOW? 627 00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:06,913 KNOWING I WAS SENDING MY LITTLE SOLDIERS OFF TO DO BATTLE. 628 00:29:06,946 --> 00:29:08,915 - I'M SURE THEY KNEW IT WAS FOR THE GREATER GOOD. 629 00:29:08,948 --> 00:29:10,850 - I WONDER IF IT WORKED. 630 00:29:10,883 --> 00:29:14,253 - THE OLD TURKEY BASTER'S PUT MORE THAN ONE BIRD IN THE OVEN. 631 00:29:14,286 --> 00:29:16,889 AH, FUCK. I'LL MEET YOU THERE. 632 00:29:16,923 --> 00:29:20,159 - OKAY. 633 00:29:29,501 --> 00:29:32,338 - KEEP YOUR MONEY. I DON'T NEED IT. 634 00:29:32,371 --> 00:29:35,207 - THAT'S NOT WHAT I HEARD. 635 00:29:35,241 --> 00:29:37,043 YOU'RE STILL WORKING THE STREETS LIKE ANY OTHER WHORE. 636 00:29:37,076 --> 00:29:38,410 - I'M NOT A WHORE. 637 00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:40,179 - NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. 638 00:29:40,212 --> 00:29:41,447 THEY PEDDLE THEIR ASSES, 639 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,282 YOU'RE SELLING YOUR MUSIC, YOUR... 640 00:29:43,315 --> 00:29:45,051 FORGIVE THE EXPRESSION, SOUL. 641 00:29:45,084 --> 00:29:47,053 - AND WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT, 642 00:29:47,086 --> 00:29:49,021 FORGIVE THE EXPRESSION, SOUL? 643 00:29:49,055 --> 00:29:51,290 - I KNOW THAT YOU MUST'VE WORKED EVERY DAY OF YOUR LIFE 644 00:29:51,323 --> 00:29:53,092 SINCE YOU WERE A KID... 645 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:55,227 PLAYING UNTIL YOUR FINGERS WERE NUMB. 646 00:29:57,196 --> 00:30:00,432 POURING YOUR HEART INTO EVERY MEASURE TO MAKE IT PERFECT... 647 00:30:00,466 --> 00:30:03,802 SO THAT ONE DAY YOU WOULD BE A GREAT ARTIST. 648 00:30:06,272 --> 00:30:08,107 BUT... 649 00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:13,312 WHO'S GOING TO HEAR YOU NOW? 650 00:30:13,345 --> 00:30:15,181 - WHY DO YOU GIVE A SHIT? 651 00:30:15,214 --> 00:30:18,350 - BECAUSE YOU DESERVE TO BE HEARD. 652 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,255 - THEY WANTED ME TO SELL OUT. 653 00:30:23,289 --> 00:30:25,457 - YOU SHOULD DO IT. 654 00:30:25,491 --> 00:30:27,359 - SO YOU CAN GET JUSTIN BACK? - [chuckling] 655 00:30:27,393 --> 00:30:29,128 I DON'T WANT HIM. 656 00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:30,462 I JUST HATE TO SEE SOMEONE HOLDING ONTO THEIR INTEGRITY 657 00:30:30,496 --> 00:30:32,098 FOR NO GOOD REASON. 658 00:30:32,131 --> 00:30:33,532 - I'D EXPECT YOU TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 659 00:30:33,565 --> 00:30:37,003 YOU PROBABLY WOULDA PLAYED FOR THE NAZIS TOO. 660 00:30:37,036 --> 00:30:38,504 - IF IT HAD KEPT ME ALIVE FOR ONE MORE DAY, 661 00:30:38,537 --> 00:30:42,274 YOU'RE GODDAMN FUCKING RIGHT I WOULD. 662 00:30:42,308 --> 00:30:44,877 ALL THEY'RE ASKING IS FOR YOU TO PLAY THEIR GAME. 663 00:30:44,911 --> 00:30:46,212 IF YOU'RE SMART, YOU'LL FIGURE OUT A WAY 664 00:30:46,245 --> 00:30:47,613 TO PLAY IT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE. 665 00:30:47,646 --> 00:30:49,215 - I'D RATHER WORK THE STREET, THANK YOU. 666 00:30:49,248 --> 00:30:51,617 - WELL, THAT'S YOUR CALL. 667 00:30:51,650 --> 00:30:56,522 BUT THERE'S NOTHING NOBLE ABOUT BEING POOR. 668 00:31:10,402 --> 00:31:13,372 [dance music] 669 00:31:13,405 --> 00:31:15,574 * 670 00:31:15,607 --> 00:31:19,078 [cheering] 671 00:31:51,978 --> 00:31:54,480 - THE ONE I LIKE IS IN MOVE-IN CONDITION, 672 00:31:54,513 --> 00:31:56,482 A PERFECT SPACE AT A PERFECT PRICE. 673 00:31:56,515 --> 00:31:59,952 - AND THE ONE I LIKE HAS THE SWEETEST LITTLE KITCHEN 674 00:31:59,986 --> 00:32:03,022 WITH A BREAKFAST NOOK AND A BACK ROOM. 675 00:32:03,055 --> 00:32:04,456 - A BACK ROOM? 676 00:32:04,490 --> 00:32:06,558 - THAT WE CAN CONVERT INTO A DEN-- 677 00:32:06,592 --> 00:32:08,094 - TURN IT INTO A FULLY-EQUIPPED DUNGEON 678 00:32:08,127 --> 00:32:09,495 YOU CAN SELL TO SOME LEATHER QUEEN 679 00:32:09,528 --> 00:32:11,163 FOR TWICE WHAT YOU PAID FOR IT. 680 00:32:11,197 --> 00:32:14,166 - LOOK, EM, I KNOW YOU LOVE THAT HOUSE. 681 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:15,567 IT'S THE HOUSE OF YOUR DREAMS, 682 00:32:15,601 --> 00:32:17,569 BUT DREAMS AREN'T PRACTICAL. 683 00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:19,305 NOW, I HAPPEN TO KNOW ABOUT PROPERTY VALUES 684 00:32:19,338 --> 00:32:20,973 AND INVESTMENT POSSIBILITIES. 685 00:32:21,007 --> 00:32:23,075 AND I'M TELLING YOU-- - A-A-ALL RIGHT. 686 00:32:23,109 --> 00:32:24,576 ALL RIGHT, TEDDY, YOU KNOW WHAT, 687 00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:27,513 IF IT WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY, BEING "PRACTICAL," 688 00:32:27,546 --> 00:32:29,748 WE WILL GO WITH THE HOUSE THAT YOU LIKE. 689 00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:31,250 O-OKAY? IT-- 690 00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:32,518 IT-IT-IT-IT'S-- IT'S FINE. 691 00:32:32,551 --> 00:32:34,186 NOW CAN WE PLEASE, PLEASE 692 00:32:34,220 --> 00:32:37,323 TALK ABOUT SOMETHING MORE PLEASANT? 693 00:32:37,356 --> 00:32:40,659 - ISN'T THAT THE SECOND ONE THAT'S O.D.ed TONIGHT? 694 00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:42,061 - MUST BE A BAD BATCH. 695 00:32:42,094 --> 00:32:43,729 - OR SOME DUMB KID WHO SHOULD KNOW 696 00:32:43,762 --> 00:32:45,531 NOT TO TAKE CANDY FROM STRANGERS. 697 00:32:45,564 --> 00:32:47,399 - IT NEVER CHANGES. 698 00:32:47,433 --> 00:32:49,101 SOMEBODY DROPS. 699 00:32:49,135 --> 00:32:50,602 WE DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE DEAD OR ALIVE, 700 00:32:50,636 --> 00:32:52,204 BUT NOBODY MISSES A BEAT. 701 00:32:52,238 --> 00:32:53,772 THE THUMPA-THUMPA GOES ON. 702 00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:56,775 - SO WHO WANTS ANOTHER COSMO? 703 00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:59,211 - HEY, BABY. 704 00:32:59,245 --> 00:33:00,746 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 705 00:33:00,779 --> 00:33:05,151 I THOUGHT YOU WERE AT THE GYM. 706 00:33:05,184 --> 00:33:07,153 - I WAS MISSING YOU. 707 00:33:10,389 --> 00:33:14,426 YOU STILL LOVE ME? 708 00:33:17,696 --> 00:33:21,100 MM, SO HOW ABOUT... 709 00:33:21,133 --> 00:33:22,668 WE FIND A DARK, SECLUDED CORNER 710 00:33:22,701 --> 00:33:24,536 WHERE I CAN KISS YOU AND SUCK YOU AND-- 711 00:33:24,570 --> 00:33:26,505 - I'D LOVE TO, 712 00:33:26,538 --> 00:33:28,307 BUT I-I PROMISED MEL AND LINZ I'D BRING THEM ANOTHER LOAD. 713 00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:30,109 - JESUS CHRIST! 714 00:33:30,142 --> 00:33:31,410 SINCE WHEN DO THESE FUCKING LESBIANS CONTROL OUR LIFE? 715 00:33:31,443 --> 00:33:33,112 - IT'S ONLY FOR A COUPLE MORE DAYS. 716 00:33:33,145 --> 00:33:34,780 - FORGET IT. 717 00:33:34,813 --> 00:33:36,648 - WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? 718 00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:39,251 EVERYTHING SEEMS TO PISS YOU OFF THESE DAYS, 719 00:33:39,285 --> 00:33:42,288 ESPECIALLY ME. 720 00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:50,062 - [groans] 721 00:33:50,096 --> 00:33:53,199 - BETTER GET HIM OUTTA HERE. - YEAH. 722 00:33:53,232 --> 00:33:55,734 - DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THE DOORS THAT WOULD OPEN FOR US 723 00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:58,737 IF STOCKWELL WERE ELECTED? 724 00:33:58,770 --> 00:34:01,340 HIS CORPORATE BACKERS WOULD BE HURLING THEMSELVES AT US 725 00:34:01,373 --> 00:34:03,809 TO HANDLE THEIR ACCOUNTS. 726 00:34:03,842 --> 00:34:06,178 IT COULD BE THE CRITICAL MASS WE NEED 727 00:34:06,212 --> 00:34:08,480 TO LAUNCH THE NEW YORK OFFICE. 728 00:34:08,514 --> 00:34:12,218 - IF HE WINS, AND... IF HE COMES BACK. 729 00:34:12,251 --> 00:34:15,754 - YOUR FAVOURITE CLIENT IS IN THERE, WAITING FOR YOU. 730 00:34:15,787 --> 00:34:18,357 - HMM, THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP, CYNTHIA. 731 00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:20,326 - COULDN'T HE CALL FIRST? 732 00:34:20,359 --> 00:34:24,330 - HE DOESN'T HAVE TO. 733 00:34:24,363 --> 00:34:26,565 MORNING, JIM. - GOOD MORNING. 734 00:34:26,598 --> 00:34:28,167 - I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET GARDNER VANCE. 735 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:29,568 HE'S MY PARTNER IN THE FIRM. 736 00:34:29,601 --> 00:34:31,170 - NICE TO MEET YOU. 737 00:34:31,203 --> 00:34:32,638 - PLEASURE HAVING YOU WITH US. 738 00:34:32,671 --> 00:34:35,641 - SO WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU? 739 00:34:35,674 --> 00:34:39,478 - I BELIEVE I'VE FOUND SOMETHING THAT'LL MAKE ME POP. 740 00:34:56,495 --> 00:34:58,864 - WHAT'S ALL THIS? 741 00:34:58,897 --> 00:35:01,767 - A CELEBRATION. 742 00:35:07,373 --> 00:35:10,142 - THAT STUFF'S NOT CHEAP. 743 00:35:10,176 --> 00:35:14,280 - COST ME MY ENTIRE DAY'S WAGES, BUT YOU ARE WORTH IT. 744 00:35:17,783 --> 00:35:22,221 - SO, WHAT ARE WE CELEBRATING? 745 00:35:22,254 --> 00:35:27,293 - YOU AND ME, BEING TOGETHER. 746 00:35:27,326 --> 00:35:30,162 - I'LL DRINK TO THAT. 747 00:35:30,196 --> 00:35:33,365 - NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS. 748 00:35:33,399 --> 00:35:35,267 - WHY WOULD ANYTHING HAPPEN? 749 00:35:36,935 --> 00:35:40,472 - I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT SIGNING THE DEAL. 750 00:35:46,212 --> 00:35:49,648 - WHAT MADE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND? 751 00:35:49,681 --> 00:35:52,951 - I CAN'T PLAY ON THE STREET FOREVER. 752 00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:55,787 - NO ONE EXPECTS YOU TO. 753 00:35:55,821 --> 00:35:57,789 BUT THIS GUY... 754 00:35:57,823 --> 00:35:59,791 WANTS YOU TO DENY WHO YOU ARE... 755 00:35:59,825 --> 00:36:02,228 TO DENY US. 756 00:36:02,261 --> 00:36:05,831 - THERE'S NOTHING NOBLE ABOUT BEING POOR. 757 00:36:05,864 --> 00:36:10,969 - WHERE'D YOU HEAR THAT? 758 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:12,538 SO WHEN YOU'RE SAYING 759 00:36:12,571 --> 00:36:14,306 THAT WE'LL BE TOGETHER NO MATTER WHAT, 760 00:36:14,340 --> 00:36:16,442 HOW EXACTLY ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT? 761 00:36:16,475 --> 00:36:18,877 - WE'LL MAKE IT AN ADVENTURE. 762 00:36:18,910 --> 00:36:22,348 SECRET RENDEZVOUS, TORRID ENCOUNTERS. 763 00:36:22,381 --> 00:36:24,416 - I CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET ONCE, I'M NOT GOING BACK IN. 764 00:36:24,450 --> 00:36:26,752 - I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO. 765 00:36:26,785 --> 00:36:30,456 ALL I'M SAYING IS PEOPLE DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHO WE ARE... 766 00:36:30,489 --> 00:36:33,592 OR WHAT WE MEAN TO EACH OTHER. 767 00:36:33,625 --> 00:36:36,795 ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT WE KNOW. 768 00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:55,981 - WHEN I WAS GROWING UP BACK IN HAZELHURST, 769 00:36:56,014 --> 00:36:59,385 MY FAMILY WAS SO POOR THAT, ONE YEAR, 770 00:36:59,418 --> 00:37:01,787 WE ALL HAD TO LIVE IN A TENT. 771 00:37:01,820 --> 00:37:03,589 - THAT IS POOR. 772 00:37:03,622 --> 00:37:06,758 - TRAILER TRASH WOULD'VE BEEN A STEP UP FOR US. 773 00:37:06,792 --> 00:37:08,727 AS FOR HAVING OUR OWN HOUSE, 774 00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,330 GOD, THAT WAS BEYOND EVEN MY WILDEST DREAMS. 775 00:37:11,363 --> 00:37:13,899 - WELL, NOW YOU'RE FINALLY GOING TO HAVE ONE. 776 00:37:13,932 --> 00:37:15,734 - MMM. 777 00:37:15,767 --> 00:37:18,270 EVEN IF IT'S NOT THAT SWEET LITTLE COTTAGE. 778 00:37:18,304 --> 00:37:20,672 MMM, MICHAEL, YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN IT. 779 00:37:20,706 --> 00:37:23,675 IT WAS SO WARM, SO WELCOMING. 780 00:37:23,709 --> 00:37:25,010 YOU-- 781 00:37:25,043 --> 00:37:29,047 YOU WALK THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR, AND-- 782 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,649 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 783 00:37:30,682 --> 00:37:32,418 I'M NOT GOING TO THINK ABOUT IT. 784 00:37:32,451 --> 00:37:34,486 I AM GONNA COUNT MY BLESSINGS 785 00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,488 AND BE GRATEFUL FOR WHAT I'VE GOT-- 786 00:37:36,522 --> 00:37:38,490 A GOOD DEAL... 787 00:37:38,524 --> 00:37:42,060 A SMART INVESTMENT... 788 00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:44,863 AND SOMEHOW... I'LL LEARN TO LOVE IT. 789 00:37:54,540 --> 00:37:56,908 - HEY! - HEY. 790 00:37:56,942 --> 00:37:59,778 - MMM, THEY ACCEPTED OUR OFFER. MWAH! 791 00:37:59,811 --> 00:38:01,813 - CONGRATULATIONS. YOU GUYS ARE HOMEOWNERS. 792 00:38:01,847 --> 00:38:03,582 HOW EXCITING! 793 00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:05,917 THERE'S NOTHING LIKE OWNING THE ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD. 794 00:38:05,951 --> 00:38:07,519 - EVEN WHEN IT LEAKS. - [chuckles] 795 00:38:07,553 --> 00:38:09,321 AND HAVING YOUR OWN BACKYARD. 796 00:38:09,355 --> 00:38:10,856 - EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE TO KEEP RESEEDING IT 797 00:38:10,889 --> 00:38:12,958 'CAUSE THE GODDAMN CRAB-GRASS KILLS EVERYTHING. 798 00:38:12,991 --> 00:38:15,827 - OR KNOWING THAT IF THE COLD, COLD WORLD TREATS YOU LIKE SHIT, 799 00:38:15,861 --> 00:38:18,930 IT'S STILL YOURS TO KEEP YOU WARM. 800 00:38:18,964 --> 00:38:20,832 - EVEN IF THE FUCKING FURNACE KEEPS BREAKING DOWN. 801 00:38:20,866 --> 00:38:22,534 - VIC! 802 00:38:22,568 --> 00:38:23,835 - I'M SURE YOU'LL BE VERY HAPPY THERE. 803 00:38:23,869 --> 00:38:25,404 - I KNOW IT. 804 00:38:25,437 --> 00:38:28,540 - OH, GOD, LOOK AT THESE GORGEOUS ROSEBUSHES. 805 00:38:28,574 --> 00:38:29,941 - AND THAT CUTE LITTLE PICKET FENCE. 806 00:38:29,975 --> 00:38:31,410 - NO, NO. NO ,NO, NO. 807 00:38:31,443 --> 00:38:32,678 THOSE-- THOSE ARE THE WRONG PICTURES. 808 00:38:32,711 --> 00:38:33,979 THAT'S ANOTHER HOUSE. 809 00:38:34,012 --> 00:38:35,681 - NO, THOSE ARE THE CORRECT PICTURES. 810 00:38:35,714 --> 00:38:37,483 - NO. - THAT'S... 811 00:38:37,516 --> 00:38:38,984 OUR NEW HOUSE. 812 00:38:42,921 --> 00:38:44,356 JENNIFER WAS BRILLIANT. 813 00:38:44,390 --> 00:38:46,024 SHE GOT THEM TO KNOCK THE PRICE DOWN. 814 00:38:46,057 --> 00:38:48,694 BUT, LOOK, EVEN IF SHE HADN'T... 815 00:38:48,727 --> 00:38:50,829 I WANTED YOU TO BE HAPPY. 816 00:38:50,862 --> 00:38:52,731 SO... 817 00:38:52,764 --> 00:38:55,100 - TEDDY. 818 00:38:55,133 --> 00:38:57,102 OH, MY GOD. 819 00:38:57,135 --> 00:38:59,771 WE BOUGHT A HOUSE! HA HA! 820 00:38:59,805 --> 00:39:01,707 WE BOUGHT A HOUSE! 821 00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:03,575 - HA HA! 822 00:39:03,609 --> 00:39:05,110 - [on television] AFTERMATH OF THREE DRUG OVER-DOSES 823 00:39:05,143 --> 00:39:07,579 AT BABYLON. 824 00:39:07,613 --> 00:39:09,114 - LOOK. SHH, SHH, SHH. 825 00:39:09,147 --> 00:39:11,583 - LAST NIGHT'S UNFORTUNATE AND TRAGIC INCIDENT 826 00:39:11,617 --> 00:39:13,785 HAS REAFFIRMED MY COMMITMENT TO PUT AN END 827 00:39:13,819 --> 00:39:15,654 TO THE CORRUPTION AND DRUG USE 828 00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:17,489 THAT PLAGUE CERTAIN PARTS OF OUR CITY. 829 00:39:17,523 --> 00:39:19,858 - WHY DOESN'T HE JUST SAY LIBERTY AVENUE? 830 00:39:19,891 --> 00:39:22,661 - AS MAYOR, I WILL INTENSIFY MY FIGHT 831 00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:24,796 TO TAKE BACK THE STREETS... 832 00:39:24,830 --> 00:39:26,031 - SINCE WHEN ARE THEY HIS? 833 00:39:26,064 --> 00:39:28,033 - TO PROTECT OUR KIDS, 834 00:39:28,066 --> 00:39:31,537 TO MAKE PITTSBURGH FAMILY FRIENDLY. 835 00:39:31,570 --> 00:39:33,772 - "FAMILY"? WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE? 836 00:39:57,929 --> 00:40:00,899 [dance music] 837 00:40:00,932 --> 00:40:08,206 * 838 00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:11,076 [cheering] 839 00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:32,030 - [moaning] 840 00:40:34,966 --> 00:40:36,735 SLOWER. 841 00:40:43,742 --> 00:40:45,877 - FUCK OFF. 842 00:40:45,911 --> 00:40:47,579 - I'M BUSY. 843 00:40:47,613 --> 00:40:50,582 - FUCK...OFF! 844 00:40:52,518 --> 00:40:54,586 - YOU SHOULD TAKE A NUMBER, LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. 845 00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:57,122 - AND YOU SHOULD KEEP YOUR BIG FUCKING MOUTH SHUT. 846 00:40:57,155 --> 00:40:58,757 - I WASN'T THE ONE GIVING THE BLOW JOB. 847 00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:00,091 - WHAT DID YOU TELL ETHAN? 848 00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:02,694 - THE TRUTH. 849 00:41:02,728 --> 00:41:04,963 - "THERE'S NOTHING NOBLE ABOUT BEING POOR"? 850 00:41:04,996 --> 00:41:06,965 - OH, HE ACTUALLY LISTENED. 851 00:41:06,998 --> 00:41:09,000 - HE MORE THAN LISTENED. HE SIGNED THE PAPERS. 852 00:41:09,034 --> 00:41:10,736 - GOOD FOR HIM. 853 00:41:10,769 --> 00:41:13,138 - WHAT, THAT HE SOLD OUT? 854 00:41:13,171 --> 00:41:15,707 - MAYBE HIS RECORDINGS'LL DO THE SAME. 855 00:41:15,741 --> 00:41:18,577 ALTHOUGH PERSONALLY, I COULD NEVER REALLY STAND VIOLIN MUSIC. 856 00:41:18,610 --> 00:41:21,112 SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE TORTURING A CAT. 857 00:41:21,146 --> 00:41:23,048 - WHAT ABOUT ME? 858 00:41:23,081 --> 00:41:26,885 - WHAT ABOUT YOU? 859 00:41:26,918 --> 00:41:28,787 YOU EXPECT HIM TO SACRIFICE HIS CAREER 860 00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:31,823 FOR A PIECE OF BLONDE BOY ASS? 861 00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:39,064 IS THAT YOUR IDEA OF TRUE LOVE, SUNSHINE? 862 00:41:41,199 --> 00:41:44,269 - * YOU SMILE 863 00:41:44,302 --> 00:41:48,607 * YOU ALWAYS SMILE 864 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:51,677 * WHEN EVERYONE 865 00:41:51,710 --> 00:41:53,779 * IS CRYING 866 00:41:56,782 --> 00:42:00,686 * BY MYSELF, BY MYSELF * 867 00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:04,890 * BY MYSELF 868 00:42:04,923 --> 00:42:08,259 * LIVE YOUR LIFE 61529

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