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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:11,212 - * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR 2 00:00:11,245 --> 00:00:13,114 * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX * 3 00:00:13,147 --> 00:00:15,249 * TAKE IT, DUDE 4 00:00:15,283 --> 00:00:18,252 [Greek Buck's Spunk] 5 00:00:18,286 --> 00:00:26,227 * 6 00:00:28,129 --> 00:00:29,730 * ONE, TWO, THREE 7 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:32,133 * 8 00:00:32,166 --> 00:00:34,135 * ONE, TWO, THREE 9 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:38,439 * 10 00:00:41,575 --> 00:00:42,676 - OKAY. 11 00:00:42,710 --> 00:00:45,113 SO I'M A GAY MAN WITH A SUPERHERO FETISH. 12 00:00:45,146 --> 00:00:46,247 YES, WE'RE OUT THERE. 13 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:49,317 AND, NO, IT DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IMMATURITY. 14 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:51,419 I THINK WE GAY BOYS LEARN IMPORTANT LESSONS 15 00:00:51,452 --> 00:00:53,221 FROM COMIC BOOKS. 16 00:00:53,254 --> 00:00:55,189 ONE--THERE ARE A LOT OF VILLAINS OUT THERE, 17 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:57,258 SO YOU BETTER DEVELOP SOME SECRET POWERS. 18 00:00:57,291 --> 00:01:00,561 TWO--IF YOU HAVE A GOOD BODY, YOU CAN WEAR TIGHT CLOTHES. 19 00:01:00,594 --> 00:01:04,698 AND THREE--IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO BE PART OF A DYNAMIC DUO. 20 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:09,170 I TOTALLY BLEW IT. - DON'T WORRY. 21 00:01:09,203 --> 00:01:10,838 THERE'S STILL PLENTY OF CREEPY OLD MEN OUT THERE 22 00:01:10,871 --> 00:01:12,240 WHO'D LOVE TO GET IN YOUR PANTS. 23 00:01:12,273 --> 00:01:13,574 - HE WASN'T THAT OLD. 24 00:01:13,607 --> 00:01:15,409 HE WASN'T CREEPY. HE WAS NICE. 25 00:01:15,443 --> 00:01:16,577 MY FIRST DOCTOR. 26 00:01:16,610 --> 00:01:17,611 - CHIROPRACTOR. 27 00:01:17,645 --> 00:01:18,846 - THAT COUNTS... 28 00:01:18,879 --> 00:01:19,747 I THINK. 29 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:22,183 - UH, WE GOT IN THE NEW CATWOMAN. 30 00:01:22,216 --> 00:01:23,817 - COOL. 31 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:29,823 HE TAKES ME TO THIS REALLY NICE RESTAURANT. 32 00:01:29,857 --> 00:01:31,825 I BEHAVE LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT-- 33 00:01:31,859 --> 00:01:34,395 DRESSED UP LIKE SOME SLICK ASSHOLE. 34 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:36,597 - HEY, THAT WAS MY $1,200 LEATHER JACKET. 35 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:39,500 - IT WASN'T ME. 36 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:40,801 YOU KNOW WHY? 'CAUSE I'M NOBODY. 37 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:42,903 THAT'S MY PROBLEM. 38 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,472 ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME? 39 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:48,509 - I TUNE OUT SELF-PITY. IT MAKES MY DICK SOFT. 40 00:01:48,542 --> 00:01:51,745 AND WE WOULDN'T WANT THAT... 41 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:53,914 WOULD WE? 42 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,449 - JUST FORGET I SAID ANYTHING. 43 00:01:55,483 --> 00:01:56,484 - [clears throat] 44 00:01:56,517 --> 00:01:58,486 - OH, WOW. LOOK. 45 00:01:58,519 --> 00:01:59,820 IT'S THE NEW ELECTRA WOMAN DOLL. 46 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:01,489 I'M GOING TO BUY THIS FOR GUS. 47 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:02,523 - DON'T. 48 00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:04,392 I DON'T WANT A GAY KID. 49 00:02:04,425 --> 00:02:06,260 - HE'S BEING RAISED BY TWO LESBIANS. 50 00:02:06,294 --> 00:02:08,229 HE'S GOING TO NEED A FEMININE INFLUENCE. 51 00:02:08,262 --> 00:02:13,201 BESIDES, IT'LL BE A COLLECTOR'S ITEM. 52 00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:14,368 - WELL, I'LL TAKE IT. 53 00:02:14,402 --> 00:02:15,903 I'M GOING OVER THERE. 54 00:02:15,936 --> 00:02:17,238 - I'LL GO TOO. 55 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:19,407 - NO. 56 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:22,843 YOU'RE GOING BACK TO THE DOCTOR. 57 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:25,713 TELL HIM YOU WANT TO GIVE IT ANOTHER TRY. 58 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:43,864 - DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU'RE OUT BUYING JEWELRY? 59 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:45,666 - SHE'S TOTALLY COOL WITH EVERYTHING, 60 00:02:45,699 --> 00:02:47,668 OR AT LEAST SHE'S PRETENDING TO BE BECAUSE SHE'S SCARED 61 00:02:47,701 --> 00:02:49,603 I'LL RUN AWAY AND BECOME A HAIRDRESSER. 62 00:02:49,637 --> 00:02:50,604 - I HATE YOU. 63 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:51,805 MY MOM'S SUCH A BITCH, 64 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:53,407 AND I HAVEN'T EVEN GIVEN HER A REASON YET. 65 00:02:53,441 --> 00:02:54,775 - HOW ABOUT THESE? 66 00:02:54,808 --> 00:02:57,311 - THEY'RE TOTALLY QUEER. - SHUT UP. 67 00:02:57,345 --> 00:03:02,383 THEY'RE A SYMBOL OF OUR FRIENDSHIP. 68 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:05,553 - OKAY. THANKS. 69 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:08,389 - ACTUALLY, I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY. 70 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:10,758 I HAD TO BUY A NEW FAKE I.D. 71 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:16,497 LOOK! THAT'S THEM-- 72 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:19,367 BRIAN'S LESBIANS. 73 00:03:23,271 --> 00:03:24,405 HEY! 74 00:03:24,438 --> 00:03:25,706 HEY. 75 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:26,774 HOW'S IT GOING? 76 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:28,309 - I'M SORRY. DO WE KNOW YOU? 77 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:30,511 - I'M JUSTIN... 78 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:31,679 BRIAN'S FRIEND. 79 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,514 I WAS THERE THE NIGHT GUS WAS BORN. 80 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:34,515 I NAMED HIM. 81 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,450 - YEAH. - OH, RIGHT. 82 00:03:36,484 --> 00:03:38,386 SO, WHEN GUS ENDS UP PUMPING GAS, 83 00:03:38,419 --> 00:03:39,453 WE'LL HAVE YOU TO THANK. 84 00:03:39,487 --> 00:03:40,954 - [laughs] 85 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:42,990 - THIS IS DAPHNE. - HI. 86 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:45,693 I'M NOT A LESBIAN, BUT I-I'M A BIG FAN. 87 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,595 - [chuckles] 88 00:03:47,628 --> 00:03:48,862 - HE'S GOTTEN SO BIG ALREADY. 89 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:49,730 - OH, WELL, YOU WOULD TOO 90 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:51,565 IF ALL YOU DID WAS SLEEP AND EAT ALL DAY. 91 00:03:51,599 --> 00:03:52,966 - HE DOES. 92 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,602 - HE'S, LIKE, THE CUTEST BABY I'VE EVER SEEN. 93 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:56,036 IF YOU EVER NEED A BABYSITTER-- 94 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,838 - DON'T SAY THAT UNLESS YOU MEAN IT. 95 00:03:57,871 --> 00:04:00,341 - AND IF YOU NEED ANY HELP CARRYING STUFF TO THE CAR, 96 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:02,443 I'D BE GLAD TO BE OF ASSISTANCE. 97 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:06,914 - WOW, YOU'RE GOOD FOR 1,001 USES. 98 00:04:06,947 --> 00:04:08,349 - I'LL SEE YOU LATER? 99 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:09,950 - I DON'T KNOW. 100 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:11,385 - I'M OUT. 101 00:04:11,419 --> 00:04:12,620 - AT WORK? 102 00:04:12,653 --> 00:04:14,021 THAT'S FABULOUS. 103 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:17,758 - OUT OF THE SCENE, I MEAN. 104 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:19,327 I MADE UP MY MIND-- 105 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,962 NO MORE BARS, NO MORE BATHS, NO MORE CLUBS. 106 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:23,964 YOU'LL NEVER SEE MY FACE AT BABYLON AGAIN. 107 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:25,499 - OH, PLEASE. 108 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:27,067 YOU CAN'T LET ONE LITTLE DRUG-INDUCED COMA 109 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,402 GET YOU DOWN. 110 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:29,637 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 111 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:31,839 - YOU LOOK UNBELIEVABLY TRASHY. 112 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:33,441 - TALKED ME INTO IT. 113 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:34,608 I'LL BUY IT. 114 00:04:34,642 --> 00:04:36,644 - YOU MISSED MY POINT ENTIRELY. 115 00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:38,779 EVERYTHING WE DO, EVEN THE CLOTHES WE WEAR, 116 00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:40,814 IS A CONSCIOUS, OR WORSE YET, 117 00:04:40,848 --> 00:04:42,550 UNCONSCIOUS ATTEMPT TO GET LAID. 118 00:04:42,583 --> 00:04:43,551 - YES, IT'S TRUE. 119 00:04:43,584 --> 00:04:45,519 THERE IS AN OVEREMPHASIS ON SEX. 120 00:04:45,553 --> 00:04:47,988 BUT WHY NOT BUY TWO SIZES TOO SMALL AND GO WITH IT? 121 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:49,923 - BECAUSE, TRAGICALLY, 122 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:51,925 SOME OF US WERE NOT BORN TO WEAR LYCRA. 123 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:53,994 - HERE, CHECK OUT THE PERSONALS. 124 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:57,365 PERHAPS YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE TO NOT GO OUT WITH. 125 00:04:57,398 --> 00:04:59,567 - YOU KNOW, ONE THING I NEVER UNDERSTOOD ABOUT THESE ADS-- 126 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:02,536 WHY IS IT ALWAYS "TIT WORK" AND "ASS PLAY"? 127 00:05:02,570 --> 00:05:04,037 IF YOU ASK ME, IT'S A LOT HARDER TO-- 128 00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:06,807 HEY, LOOK AT THIS, AT THE CENTER. 129 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:08,342 "DATE BAIT-- 130 00:05:08,376 --> 00:05:09,710 "MEET OTHER SINGLE GAY MEN 131 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:11,745 "IN A CIVILIZED EVENING OF CONVERSATION. 132 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:14,682 NO PICKUPS, NO FACE-TO-FACE REJECTION." 133 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:16,684 THEY HAVE AN OVER-30 NIGHT. 134 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:18,085 - WHERE, AT THE MORGUE? 135 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:20,020 - JUST FOR THAT, YOU'RE GOING WITH ME. 136 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:22,756 - I AM NOT OVER 30. 137 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:26,694 - AND I AM NOT GOING ALONE. 138 00:05:26,727 --> 00:05:29,897 [telephone rings] 139 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:35,703 - I DIDN'T REALIZE WE HAD SCHEDULED A FOLLOW-UP VISIT. 140 00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:37,705 - WE DIDN'T. I TOLD THEM IT WAS AN EMERGENCY. 141 00:05:37,738 --> 00:05:40,508 - WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? - I'M A JERK. 142 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:42,410 CAN YOU ADJUST THAT? 143 00:05:42,443 --> 00:05:45,946 - PROVIDED IT'S NOT A PERMANENT CONDITION. 144 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:49,049 - SEE, THE THING IS, I DON'T DATE VERY OFTEN. 145 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:51,619 YOU KNOW, REAL "EAT A MEAL, TALK, 146 00:05:51,652 --> 00:05:54,788 "STARE INTO EACH OTHER'S EYES" KIND OF DATES. 147 00:05:54,822 --> 00:05:58,492 SO I-I KIND OF FREAKED. 148 00:05:58,526 --> 00:06:02,062 AND I'M SORRY I WAS SUCH AN ASSHOLE. 149 00:06:02,095 --> 00:06:04,865 - YOU WEREN'T AN ASSHOLE. 150 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:08,101 - BELIEVE ME, I'VE SEEN ASSHOLES AND-- 151 00:06:08,135 --> 00:06:11,038 I MEAN, UH... 152 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:13,474 I FEEL SHITTY ABOUT IT. 153 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:14,842 AND... 154 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,610 I REALLY LIKE YOU. 155 00:06:16,644 --> 00:06:19,547 AND I THINK YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE LIKED ME. 156 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:20,914 - I DO LIKE YOU. 157 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:22,416 - YOU DO? 158 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:24,151 WELL... 159 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:27,387 DO YOU THINK WE COULD START OVER? 160 00:06:28,656 --> 00:06:31,525 - SIT DOWN. 161 00:06:44,605 --> 00:06:48,742 YOU'RE ADORABLE, YOU KNOW THAT? 162 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:51,712 [knocking on door] 163 00:06:54,815 --> 00:06:56,149 - I GOT SOMETHING FOR GUS. 164 00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:59,086 - [chuckles] 165 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:01,455 THAT'S SO SWEET. 166 00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:04,992 WE'LL CALL MICHAEL LATER TO THANK HIM. 167 00:07:05,025 --> 00:07:06,660 [Gus fussing] 168 00:07:06,694 --> 00:07:07,895 - HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DRAWING? 169 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:09,997 - MY MOM BROUGHT ME CRAYONS WHEN I WAS STILL IN THE CRIB. 170 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,865 - HMM. - I NEVER STOPPED. 171 00:07:11,899 --> 00:07:13,133 - WHAT'S HE DOING HERE? 172 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:16,169 - WE RAN INTO EACH OTHER ON THE STREET. 173 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:18,706 - IT WAS, LIKE, THIS WEIRD COINCIDENCE. 174 00:07:18,739 --> 00:07:21,141 - I BET. 175 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:25,012 - YOU KNOW, THESE ARE GOOD. 176 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:26,514 - THAT'S WHAT MY MOM SAYS. 177 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:28,148 - LINDSAY'S AN ART TEACHER. 178 00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:29,116 - FOR SOMEONE YOUR AGE, 179 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:31,585 YOU HAVE AN AMAZING FEEL FOR THE HUMAN FORM. 180 00:07:31,619 --> 00:07:34,087 - I'VE NOTICED THAT MYSELF. 181 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:35,823 - LOOK AT THIS. 182 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:37,591 - OH, DON'T SHOW HIM. 183 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:39,259 - OH. 184 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:41,562 MMM. 185 00:07:41,595 --> 00:07:44,097 - WHEN DID YOU DRAW THAT? 186 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:45,699 - WHEN YOU WERE ASLEEP. 187 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:47,701 - AH, CIRCUMCISED... 188 00:07:47,735 --> 00:07:49,537 JUST LIKE I THOUGHT. 189 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:51,872 - YOU KNOW, THERE'S GOING TO BE AN ART SHOW AT THE GLC. 190 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:52,906 - WHAT'S THAT? 191 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:55,843 - THE GAY AND LESBIAN CENTER-- 192 00:07:55,876 --> 00:07:58,979 SAFE HAVEN FOR FAGS WHO CAN'T GET LAID. 193 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:00,914 - YOU KNOW, IT MIGHT BE GOOD TO GET OUT 194 00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:03,717 AND MEET SOME NICE YOUNG MEN FOR A CHANGE. 195 00:08:03,751 --> 00:08:04,818 - IT'S THE ANNUAL FUND-RAISER. 196 00:08:04,852 --> 00:08:06,587 MELANIE AND I ARE ON THE BOARD. 197 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,622 WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR WORK IN THE SHOW? 198 00:08:08,656 --> 00:08:10,658 - YOU MEAN PEOPLE SEEING MY STUFF? 199 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:13,761 - YEAH. - THAT'D BE INTENSE. 200 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:15,228 BUT, YEAH. 201 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:16,363 - GOOD. 202 00:08:16,396 --> 00:08:20,534 GIVE HIM SOME ACTIVITIES, SO HE'LL STOP STALKING ME. 203 00:08:20,568 --> 00:08:22,870 - DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF. 204 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:24,638 [Gus babbles] - [laughs] 205 00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:26,740 WE LIKE JUSTIN. 206 00:08:26,774 --> 00:08:28,275 JUSTIN CAN STAY. 207 00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:30,310 - WE'LL MAKE SURE EVERYONE COMES, 208 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,179 INCLUDING YOU. 209 00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:33,614 - [mouths word] 210 00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:34,848 - WRITE DOWN THE NUMBERS 211 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:36,283 OF THE MEN YOU'RE INTERESTED IN. 212 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:38,686 AND IF THE COMPUTER MATCHES YOU UP, 213 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:40,287 YOU HAVE TO GO OUT ON A DATE. 214 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:41,789 THOSE ARE THE RULES. 215 00:08:41,822 --> 00:08:44,758 - HI. UH, MY NAME IS BRUCE. 216 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:46,326 I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS. 217 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,161 I ONLY CAME OUT ABOUT A YEAR AGO. 218 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:50,998 - I LIKE, UH, BEN & JERRY'S CHUBBY HUBBY... 219 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:54,101 - I TEACH PIANO AND VOICE AT CARNEGIE MELLON. 220 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:56,169 - AND WATCHING FRASIER. 221 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:58,005 - MY FRIEND MADE ME COME. 222 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:01,909 - I'M LOOKING FOR A NICE GUY WHO LIKES CHIHUAHUAS. 223 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:03,143 I HAVE THREE. 224 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:06,780 - MY BOYFRIEND WOULD KILL ME IF HE KNEW. 225 00:09:06,814 --> 00:09:09,650 - AND I HAVE A SPEEDO FETISH... 226 00:09:09,683 --> 00:09:11,652 ESPECIALLY RED AND TEAL. 227 00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:15,789 - I RECENTLY WENT HOME WITH THIS VERY CUTE BOY 228 00:09:15,823 --> 00:09:17,357 THAT I MET AT BABYLON. 229 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,092 UH, HE HAD SOME DRUGS. 230 00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:21,595 - I ALSO CONDUCT THE LOCAL GAY MEN'S CHORUS. 231 00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:24,197 I HOPE YOU'LL ALL COME TO OUR UPCOMING CONCERT. 232 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:27,801 - I WANTED TO SEEM YOUNG AND SEXY, SO I TOOK SOME, 233 00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:30,103 AND I ENDED UP IN A COMA. 234 00:09:30,137 --> 00:09:31,304 [clears throat] AND, UH... 235 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:36,009 - AND I WOULD LOVE SOMEONE TO COME HOME TO AFTER REHEARSAL. 236 00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:39,346 - NOW I'M LOOKING FOR A RELATIONSHIP 237 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:41,381 BASED ON SOMETHING REAL. 238 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,116 AND I THOUGHT MAYBE THERE MIGHT BE SOMEONE HERE 239 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:44,718 WHO'S LOOKING FOR THE SAME THING. 240 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:47,287 AND, UH, THAT'S ALL. 241 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,827 - FAGGOTS, FAGGOTS EVERYWHERE AND NOT A DROP TO DRINK. 242 00:09:53,861 --> 00:09:55,763 I CAN HONESTLY SAY I HAVE NO DESIRE TO HAVE SEX 243 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:58,098 WITH ANY OF THESE PEOPLE. 244 00:09:58,131 --> 00:10:00,367 - ME NEITHER. 245 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,135 [exhales deeply] 246 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:05,172 IT'S A START. 247 00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:13,413 - I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MANY COMIC BOOKS. 248 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,248 - THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY I BRING HOME S-- 249 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,985 I MEAN, PEOPLE HAVE TOLD ME THAT. 250 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:20,387 - MM-HMM. - [clears throat] 251 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:23,123 - WHO'S THE BIG FELLA? 252 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:25,893 - CAPTAIN ASTRO. 253 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:28,328 UM, MY FRIEND EMMETT-- HE'S STAYING WITH ME. 254 00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:29,797 IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A TEMPORARY THING, 255 00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:31,264 BUT HE'S BECOME SORT OF A SQUATTER. 256 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:34,735 HE MAY COME HOME AT ANY TIME. SO, SORRY ABOUT THAT. 257 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:38,839 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR EVERYTHING. 258 00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:39,840 - I KNOW. 259 00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:42,275 I DO THAT. I'M SORRY. 260 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,411 UM... 261 00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:45,913 DO YOU WANT ANYTHING-- 262 00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:49,282 UM, JUICE, BEER? 263 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,218 I DON'T HAVE ANY WINE. 264 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,943 - SLOW. 265 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:05,826 - HI, GUYS. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'D LIKE? 266 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:06,994 - UM... 267 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:10,831 I'LL HAVE THE BACON CHEESEBURGER, 268 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:11,832 MEDIUM FRIES, 269 00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:14,902 AND, UH, A PEPSI. 270 00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:16,970 - OKAY. 271 00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:20,440 - UH, I'LL HAVE THE, UH-- THE GRILLED TUNA 272 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:24,044 AND UM--I, UH-- 273 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:27,147 JUST--I'LL HA--I'LL HAVE WATER. - OH, COME ON, LIVE A LITTLE. 274 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:28,982 I CAN TELL YOU'VE BEEN DENYING YOURSELF 275 00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:31,284 FOR WAY TOO LONG. 276 00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:34,988 - ALL RIGHT, GIVE ME WHAT HE'S HAVING. 277 00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:36,990 - OKAY, COMING RIGHT UP. 278 00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:40,994 [indistinct background chatter] 279 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:45,498 - HE HAS A NICE SMILE. 280 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:47,300 - AMONG OTHER ATTRIBUTES. 281 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:49,102 - I'M SURE HE'S A FINE PERSON. 282 00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:52,505 - RHODES SCHOLAR WOULD BE MY GUESS. 283 00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:54,541 - YOU KNOW, ORDINARILY, I'D BE WRACKING MY BRAIN 284 00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:56,043 TO COME UP WITH SOME PATHETIC LINE 285 00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:57,344 FOR WHEN HE COMES BACK, LIKE, UH, 286 00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,046 "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU HERE BEFORE. ARE YOU NEW?" 287 00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:01,281 - OR, UH, "DO I KNOW YOU FROM SOMEWHERE? 288 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,150 NO? MUST BE IN A DREAM." 289 00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:06,086 - "SO WHEN DID THEY START HIRING MODELS HERE?" 290 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,155 [both laugh] - YOU'RE WORSE THAN I AM. 291 00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:09,990 YOU WANT ME TO GO TO THE MEN'S ROOM, 292 00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:11,524 SO YOU CAN TAKE A CRACK AT HIM OR...? 293 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,460 - OH, GOD, NO! [groans] 294 00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,295 IT NEVER WORKED ANYWAY-- 295 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:16,596 ALL THAT USELESS FLIRTING. 296 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:20,167 - IT IS SUCH A RELIEF TO BE OUT OF THAT WORLD. 297 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,435 - I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE. 298 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:25,072 I DIDN'T GO TO DATE BAIT JUST TO DRUM UP AN AUDIENCE 299 00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:27,207 FOR OUR 500TH SONDHEIM CONCERT. 300 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,141 - I HAD A FEELING. 301 00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:30,878 - I WAS HOPING THAT I WOULD FIND SOMEONE 302 00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:31,879 I COULD CONNECT TO. 303 00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,313 - SOMEONE APPROPRIATE. 304 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:34,481 - EXACTLY. 305 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:37,284 SOMEONE APPROPRIATE. 306 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,452 - WELL... 307 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:44,057 I SAY LET'S GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER AND... 308 00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:46,059 SEE WHAT HAPPENS. 309 00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:47,060 - TAKE IT SLOW. 310 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:50,063 I ALWAYS PREFERRED ANDANTE TO PRESTO ANYWAY. 311 00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:51,131 [chuckles] 312 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,966 - OKAY, BOYS... 313 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,036 THESE'LL HELP COOL YOU DOWN. 314 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,875 - 27 MINUTES ON MY NIPPLES-- 315 00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:03,076 I CLOCKED IT. 316 00:14:03,110 --> 00:14:06,313 I MEAN, I EXPECTED HIM TO KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HIS HANDS, 317 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,547 'CAUSE THAT'S HIS BUSINESS, 318 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:11,251 BUT HE HAS THE MOST TALENTED TONGUE. 319 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:12,485 EVERY TIME I CAME-- 320 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,354 all: "EVERY TIME"? 321 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:18,225 - HE WOULD JUST KEEP ON GOING... 322 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:21,028 LICKING ME EVERYWHERE. 323 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,896 - I ONCE KNEW A GUY WHO COULD TIE A CHERRY STEM 324 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,264 INTO A KNOT WITH HIS TONGUE. 325 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,166 I WAS AFRAID TO LET HIM BLOW ME. 326 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,300 - 27 MINUTES? 327 00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:30,904 WAS THAT 13 1/2 ON EACH NIPPLE, OR-- 328 00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:34,174 - 16 RIGHT, 11 LEFT. 329 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,977 - YEAH, THAT'S PROBABLY HOW LONG IT TAKES HIM TO GET IT UP. 330 00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,145 - I WOULDN'T KNOW. 331 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:39,980 I NEVER SAW IT WHEN IT WAS DOWN. 332 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:42,649 - ANOTHER VIAGRA SUCCESS STORY. 333 00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,517 - SO ARE YOU BRINGING HIM TO WOODY'S TONIGHT? 334 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,519 - HE'S NOT REALLY INTO THE BAR SCENE. 335 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:47,654 [weights clanging] 336 00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:49,422 - WELL, WHAT IS HE INTO? 337 00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:51,158 - HIS LIFE. 338 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,525 - LIKE THE GUY I MET. 339 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,661 - YOU MET SOMEONE? 340 00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,529 - HE'S VERY NICE, 341 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,698 VERY INTELLIGENT, VERY INTERESTING. 342 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,034 - IS HE A TOP OR A BOTTOM? 343 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:03,236 - YOU KNOW, NOT EVERYBODY JUDGES PEOPLE 344 00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:04,271 BY YOUR CRITERIA, OKAY? 345 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:05,973 ROGER AND I-- - [laughs] 346 00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:06,974 ROGER? 347 00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,641 - ROGER AND I HAVE DECIDED 348 00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:11,244 TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BEFORE WE HAVE SEX. 349 00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:14,647 - WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE-- LESBIANS? 350 00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,616 - IT'S LIKE THE MIRROR HAS TWO FACES. 351 00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:18,485 - NO. NO, IT IS, BECAUSE BARBRA 352 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,553 PLAYS AN UNATTRACTIVE PROFESSOR--NO OFFENSE-- 353 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:21,521 WHO MARRIES JEFF BRIDGES 354 00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:23,090 BECAUSE NEITHER ONE OF THEM CAN HANDLE SEX. 355 00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,158 BUT OF COURSE BARBRA GETS HORNY BECAUSE, 356 00:15:25,192 --> 00:15:27,294 HELLO, JEFF'S SUCH A DREAMBOAT. 357 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:29,096 SO SHE HOPS ON A STAIRMASTER FOR, LIKE, TWO MINUTES, 358 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,163 EATS A CARROT STICK, AND THEN, POOF! 359 00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:31,331 SHE'S GORGEOUS. 360 00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:34,267 THEN SHE COMES IN DRESSED LIKE THE HOOKER IN NUTS, 361 00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:36,169 AND, OF COURSE, JEFF'S WILLING TO FUCK HER. 362 00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:40,373 AND, UM, THEY DANCE IN THE STREET. 363 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,175 - AND SHE STILL WASN'T NOMINATED. 364 00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:44,311 - YOU KNOW, YOU DO IT RIGHT AWAY, 365 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:47,180 OR YOU DON'T DO IT AT ALL. 366 00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:51,584 I'M HAPPY FOR YOU, MIKEY. 367 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,321 - THE FUCK HE IS. 368 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,458 - JUSTIN, DAPHNE'S HERE. 369 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:01,328 MOLLY... - WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE. 370 00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,530 HEY, LOOK... 371 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:06,399 JUSTIN TOLD ME HOW GREAT YOU'RE BEING ABOUT EVERYTHING. 372 00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:08,335 AND I JUST WANT TO SAY I THINK HE'S REALLY LUCKY 373 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,003 TO HAVE SUCH AN UNDERSTANDING MOM. 374 00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:11,638 - WELL, I'M TRYING. 375 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,206 - YEAH, WELL, IT MUST BE HARD, 376 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,175 'CAUSE MY FAMILY-- I'M BLACK, 377 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,276 MY PARENTS ARE BLACK. 378 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,545 WE'RE ALL BLACK, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 379 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,747 - I THINK SO. 380 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:23,183 - OH. DID YOU SEE THE FLYER? 381 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,452 - WHAT FLYER? - FOR THE ART SHOW. 382 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,087 HIS NAME'S REALLY BIG. 383 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,122 WOULD YOU COME ON ALREADY? 384 00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:32,059 - GAY AND LESBIAN CENT-- WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? 385 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,793 - OH, MY GOD. YOU MEAN HE DIDN'T-- 386 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,795 - HE DOESN'T TELL ME MUCH THESE DAYS. 387 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,398 - OH, PROMISE YOU WON'T TELL HIM I TOLD YOU, 388 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:39,566 OR HE'LL STOP TELLING ME. 389 00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,234 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL. 390 00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:43,636 I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME. 391 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,772 AND I DON'T KNOW WHEN I'LL BE BACK. 392 00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,240 - JUSTIN! 393 00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:49,142 [door opens, closes] 394 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,810 BE CAREFUL. 395 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:54,614 - CHRIS, PASS ME THAT HAMMER. 396 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,116 - YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT THAT. 397 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:57,550 - THANKS. 398 00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,186 I LIKE YOU GUYS' BRACELETS. 399 00:16:59,219 --> 00:17:00,387 - OH, THEY'RE FOR FRIENDSHIP. 400 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,255 I MEAN, HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND OR ANYTHING. 401 00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:03,790 - I FIGURED. 402 00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:05,525 - YOU CAN TELL I'M GAY? 403 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:08,428 - WELL, YOU'RE HERE, AREN'T YOU? 404 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,797 I'M HEADING ON DOWN TO THE DINER TO GET A SODA. 405 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,632 YOU WANT TO COME? 406 00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:15,068 - SURE. 407 00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:17,437 - WHAT-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 408 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:18,738 SHE THINKS YOU'RE A LESBIAN. 409 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:21,574 - WELL, CAN'T I BE ONE OF THE COOL PEOPLE TOO? 410 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:22,742 - YOU'RE A FREAK. 411 00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,344 [chuckles] 412 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:28,648 - YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE REAL TALENT. 413 00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,683 - REALLY? - YOU SHOULD DEVELOP IT-- 414 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:31,818 MAYBE GO TO ART SCHOOL. 415 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,320 - I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THAT. 416 00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:34,721 - WELL, IF YOU EVER NEED A RECOMMENDATION... 417 00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:37,157 - THANKS. 418 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:40,860 - DO YOU THINK BRIAN'S GOING TO COME? 419 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,563 - DON'T EXPECT TOO MUCH FROM HIM, OKAY? 420 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:46,333 - WHAT'S TOO MUCH? 421 00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:47,867 - ANYTHING AT ALL. 422 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,636 YOU'LL HAVE LOTS OF RELATIONSHIPS, JUSTIN, 423 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,804 WITH LOTS OF INTERESTING PEOPLE. 424 00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:55,708 I KNOW YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT RIGHT NOW, BUT YOU WILL. 425 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,810 - I JUST WANT HIM TO SEE HIS PICTURE FRAMED, 426 00:17:57,844 --> 00:18:01,314 THAT'S ALL. 427 00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:04,184 [overlapping chatter, pulsing club music] 428 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:13,626 - ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS? 429 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,262 - YEAH, WHY NOT? 430 00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:18,531 GET A TASTE OF YOUR WORLD, SEE WHAT I'M SAVING YOU FROM. 431 00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:22,902 - * THIS IS WHAT I FEEL 432 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:26,573 * DO YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN TAKE * 433 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:27,607 * EVERYTHING... 434 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,377 - JUST THE SAME AS I REMEMBER IT. 435 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:33,146 EVEN THE GUYS LOOK THE SAME. 436 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:34,614 - WHY'D YOU STOP? 437 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:37,884 - IT WASN'T FOR ME. AND I MET SOMEONE. 438 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,319 - OH. 439 00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:41,821 - YEAH, WE WERE TOGETHER ALMOST SIX YEARS. 440 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:43,690 - WOW. 441 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:46,893 SO WHO LEFT WHO? 442 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,796 - HE DIED. 443 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,264 - I'M SORRY. 444 00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:53,366 - NOBODY'S FAULT. 445 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,502 - HI. [giggles] 446 00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:58,538 SO IS, UH--IS THIS THE FAMOUS CHIROPRACTOR? 447 00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,640 - DAVID, THIS IS EMMETT. 448 00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:03,410 - HI, EMMETT. - HELLO, GORGEOUS. 449 00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:06,479 SO, UM-- SO I'VE, UH-- 450 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:07,780 I'VE GOT A LITTLE TIGHTNESS RIGHT IN HERE-- 451 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:08,781 ONE PLACE I DON'T NEED IT. 452 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:09,882 [chuckles] WOULD YOU MIND? 453 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:12,285 - I WOULDN'T MIND AT ALL IF YOU MADE AN APPOINTMENT. 454 00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:14,721 - WELL, IT'S WORTH A SHOT. 455 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,223 - WHERE'S TED? 456 00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:18,625 - OUT WITH THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY. 457 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:19,926 OH, MY GOD. 458 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,494 THAT GUY OVER THERE LOOKS EXACTLY 459 00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:23,530 LIKE MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY. 460 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:27,534 MAYBE HE SMOKES POT NAKED. EXCUSE ME. 461 00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:28,635 - [laughs] 462 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,403 HE DOESN'T HOLD ANYTHING BACK, HUH? 463 00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:34,874 - HE WAS TONING IT DOWN FOR YOU. 464 00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:41,414 - WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN? 465 00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:43,383 - BRIAN, THIS IS DAVID. 466 00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:45,285 - OH, FUCK ME, THE NEW BEAU. 467 00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:46,819 - I'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU. 468 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,588 - AND I'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU TOO. 469 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:52,759 - 16 RIGHT, 11 LEFT. 470 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:54,561 - EXCUSE ME? - NOTHING. 471 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,763 YOU'RE TWEAKED, WHAT ARE YOU ON? 472 00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,765 - OH, "E," "K," GHB-- 473 00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,767 MOST OF THE LETTERS ON SESAME STREET. 474 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,469 - YOU'RE GOING TO GET DEHYDRATED TAKING ALL THAT SHIT. 475 00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:03,870 I'M GOING TO GET YOU SOME WATER. 476 00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:06,406 WANT A BEER? - SURE. 477 00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,711 WELL, YOU'VE GOT HIM WELL TRAINED. 478 00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:15,715 - WELL, HE TAKES CARE OF ME, AND I TAKE CARE OF HIM. 479 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:18,818 SO, DOC... 480 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:22,455 DO YOU FUCK ALL OF YOUR PATIENTS? 481 00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:24,491 - WELL, IF YOU'RE REFERRING TO MICHAEL, 482 00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:29,296 I RELEASED HIM FROM MY CARE BEFORE WE WENT OUT TOGETHER. 483 00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:30,430 [clears throat] 484 00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,732 WHAT ABOUT YOU? WHAT DO YOU DO? 485 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,401 - ADVERTISING. 486 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,536 - WELL, YOU MUST KNOW A THING OR TWO 487 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,638 ABOUT SCREWING PEOPLE YOURSELF. 488 00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,607 - YEAH, I COULD DO IT IN MY SLEEP. 489 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,675 - I BET YOU COULD. 490 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:45,011 - YOU KNOW, DAVE, 491 00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:47,880 WHAT'S WEIRD ABOUT YOU MEETING MIKEY... 492 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:48,815 - "MIKEY"? 493 00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:51,984 - IS THAT WE USUALLY MEET GUYS TOGETHER. 494 00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:55,455 - AND THEY USUALLY END UP WITH YOU. 495 00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:57,557 - THE LUCKY ONES. 496 00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,493 - DEBATABLE. 497 00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:05,432 - SO WHAT'D I MISS? - NOTHING SPECIAL. 498 00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:14,341 * 499 00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:15,642 - OKAY. 500 00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:18,811 IDENTIFY MY FAVORITE ARIA OF ALL TIME, 501 00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:21,080 AND YOU INSTANTLY BECOME MY NEW FAVORITE PERSON. 502 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,883 - OH, WELL, THANKS FOR NOT PUTTING ANY PRESSURE ON ME. 503 00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:27,920 [laughs] 504 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:30,423 [La Clemenza di Tito playing on CD player] 505 00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:31,924 CLEMENZA DI TITO, 506 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:34,661 SESTO'S ARIA, ACT TWO. 507 00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:36,329 COME ON, GIVE ME A TOUGH ONE. 508 00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:38,931 - OKAY, STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME FALL FOR YOU. 509 00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:40,667 [both laugh] - WHO'S TRYING? 510 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:42,001 - YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON 511 00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:44,537 I'VE MET IN PITTSBURGH WHO KNOWS SESTO'S ARIA. 512 00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:46,806 - I'M THE ONLY OTHER PERSON WHO KNOWS. 513 00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:49,576 - YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS A KID, 514 00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:52,912 I USED TO PRETEND I WAS SICK ON SATURDAY AFTERNOONS 515 00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:54,013 SO I COULD SKIP LITTLE LEAGUE 516 00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:56,616 AND LISTEN TO THE MET OPERA BROADCASTS ON THE RADIO. 517 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:57,884 - I WISH I'D KNOWN YOU. 518 00:21:57,917 --> 00:22:02,121 WE COULD'VE LISTENED TOGETHER. 519 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:07,860 * 520 00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:10,563 IS, UH-- IS THIS ALLOWED? 521 00:22:10,597 --> 00:22:13,065 - [softly] YEAH. 522 00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:16,102 ONLY, UH... 523 00:22:16,135 --> 00:22:19,572 I'M NOT QUITE READY YET. 524 00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:21,107 - IT'S OKAY. 525 00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:23,042 - BUT I WILL BE SOON. 526 00:22:23,075 --> 00:22:25,912 AND, UH... 527 00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:28,047 I HAVE A FEELING IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT. 528 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:36,022 * 529 00:22:41,628 --> 00:22:43,596 - YOU HAD A HIDEOUS TIME, I CAN TELL. 530 00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:44,997 - [laughs] 531 00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:47,667 AH, I DON'T MIND GOING OUT ONCE IN A WHILE. 532 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,736 - ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I'M A SCENE QUEEN? 533 00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:51,738 - YOU ARE A SCENE QUEEN. 534 00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:53,873 - WE'RE IN PITTSBURGH. THERE IS NO SCENE. 535 00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:55,875 - YEAH, SO WHAT'S THE BIG ATTRACTION? 536 00:22:55,908 --> 00:22:57,744 - WELL, IF YOU DON'T GO OUT, YOU DON'T MEET PEOPLE. 537 00:22:57,777 --> 00:23:00,179 - YOU MET ME. - RARE EXCEPTION. 538 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:02,014 BESIDES, MY FRIENDS ARE HERE. - YOUR FRIENDS? 539 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:03,182 SOME FRIENDS. 540 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,017 YOUR FRIEND BRIAN TRIED TO HIT ON ME. 541 00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:06,152 - HE DID NOT. 542 00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:07,954 - I'VE BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK. 543 00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:10,890 - HE'S ALWAYS LIKE THAT. BESIDES, HE WAS HIGH. 544 00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:13,025 - I'M JUST TELLING YOU. - HE WOULDN'T. 545 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:15,061 - HE DID. 546 00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:19,632 - SHIT. 547 00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:21,200 WELL, HE CAN'T HAVE YOU. 548 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,603 YOU'RE MINE. 549 00:23:32,512 --> 00:23:34,447 - WHOO! 550 00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:45,592 - I TOLD YOU, I'M NOT GOING. 551 00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:47,527 - I PROMISED HIM YOU'D BE THERE. 552 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:50,062 - WELL, YOU SHOULD STOP MAKING PROMISES THAT I CAN'T KEEP. 553 00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:51,664 - HEY, DON'T BE A SHIT. 554 00:23:51,698 --> 00:23:53,633 I'M TRYING TO CLEAN UP SOME OF YOUR MESS. 555 00:23:53,666 --> 00:23:56,603 - LOOK, HE'S THE ONE THAT THREW HIMSELF AT ME. 556 00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:57,704 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET RID OF HIM. 557 00:23:57,737 --> 00:24:00,172 - TELL IT TO THE JUDGE. 558 00:24:00,206 --> 00:24:03,610 - WHEN DID YOU START SOUNDING LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND? 559 00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:06,546 - IT'S TIME YOU BECAME PART OF THE COMMUNITY. 560 00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:09,215 - LOOK, JUST BECAUSE I FUCK GUYS 561 00:24:09,248 --> 00:24:11,484 DOES NOT MEAN I'M PART OF SOME COMMUNITY. 562 00:24:11,518 --> 00:24:13,085 AND IT DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE ANYTHING IN COMMON 563 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,054 WITH SOMEONE ELSE WHO DOES. 564 00:24:15,087 --> 00:24:15,888 - YOU KNOW, IT'S MORE THAN THAT. 565 00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:18,090 WE NEED TO TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER. 566 00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:20,092 - I DON'T NEED TO TAKE CARE OF ANYONE. 567 00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:22,529 AND I DON'T NEED ANYONE TO TAKE CARE OF ME. 568 00:24:22,562 --> 00:24:23,863 - ONE DAY YOU MIGHT. 569 00:24:23,896 --> 00:24:24,864 - [sighs] 570 00:24:24,897 --> 00:24:26,799 FUCK GROUPS. 571 00:24:26,833 --> 00:24:28,835 - I THOUGHT YOU DID. 572 00:24:28,868 --> 00:24:30,570 - OCCASIONALLY. 573 00:24:30,603 --> 00:24:34,774 BUT IT'S BY INVITATION ONLY. 574 00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:39,178 - [playing Canon in D] 575 00:24:39,211 --> 00:24:47,153 * 576 00:24:55,161 --> 00:24:56,529 - DID YOU SEE THIS? 577 00:24:56,563 --> 00:24:57,764 THEY'RE CHARGING $100 578 00:24:57,797 --> 00:24:59,165 FOR EVERY ONE OF YOUR DRAWINGS. 579 00:24:59,198 --> 00:25:00,733 YOU COULD BE RICH. 580 00:25:00,767 --> 00:25:02,001 - IT'S A CHARITY. 581 00:25:02,034 --> 00:25:04,003 I DON'T GET TO KEEP IT. 582 00:25:04,036 --> 00:25:06,105 - STILL. 583 00:25:06,138 --> 00:25:09,776 AND WOULD YOU STOP WATCHING THE DOOR? 584 00:25:09,809 --> 00:25:14,246 * 585 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:16,148 - HE PLAYS BEAUTIFULLY, DOESN'T HE? 586 00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:17,917 - I'M ALL A-TINGLE. 587 00:25:17,950 --> 00:25:21,654 SO HAVE YOU TWO HAD SEX YET? - NO! 588 00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:23,289 WOULD YOU KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN? 589 00:25:23,322 --> 00:25:25,091 - WELL, WHEN ARE YOU? 590 00:25:25,124 --> 00:25:26,559 - [sighs] 591 00:25:26,593 --> 00:25:28,260 WHEN WE BOTH KNOW IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 592 00:25:28,294 --> 00:25:31,631 - SEX IS NEVER THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 593 00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:33,900 FEEDING THE POOR IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 594 00:25:33,933 --> 00:25:35,702 HIRING THE HANDICAPPED IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 595 00:25:35,735 --> 00:25:37,169 DONATING BLOOD IS THE RIGHT-- - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 596 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:38,705 YOU MADE YOUR POINT. 597 00:25:38,738 --> 00:25:40,673 - EVERYONE LOVES YOUR DRAWINGS. 598 00:25:40,707 --> 00:25:42,642 - YOU GUYS CHECK OUT THE FOOD? - I'M NOT HUNGRY. 599 00:25:42,675 --> 00:25:43,743 - OKAY. HOW ABOUT THE CUTE GUYS? 600 00:25:43,776 --> 00:25:47,146 THERE'S SOME RIGHT OVER THERE JUST ABOUT YOUR AGE. 601 00:25:51,918 --> 00:25:53,886 - HE'S HERE. 602 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,623 - HMM. YIPPEE. 603 00:25:56,656 --> 00:25:59,759 - WELL, AREN'T YOU GOING TO GO OVER THERE? 604 00:25:59,792 --> 00:26:02,128 - ARE YOU CRAZY? 605 00:26:02,161 --> 00:26:05,131 - THANKS FOR COMING. 606 00:26:05,164 --> 00:26:07,600 - WHATEVER. 607 00:26:10,336 --> 00:26:11,871 WHERE'S THE BACK ROOM? 608 00:26:15,708 --> 00:26:18,077 - LINDSAY, THIS IS DAVID. 609 00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:20,279 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 610 00:26:20,312 --> 00:26:22,682 - WHOO! MICHAEL. 611 00:26:22,715 --> 00:26:23,716 - [clears throat] 612 00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:25,885 LET'S GO CHECK OUT THE VAGINA SCULPTURES FIRST, 613 00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:28,120 GET IT OVER WITH. 614 00:26:32,992 --> 00:26:35,762 - THE FAMOUS ARTISTE. 615 00:26:35,795 --> 00:26:36,963 - OH, DID YOU SEE MY STUFF? 616 00:26:36,996 --> 00:26:38,264 - NO, I HAD TO GET A DRINK FIRST. 617 00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:40,967 - IT'S OVER THERE... 618 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,670 IN CASE YOU'RE INTERESTED. 619 00:27:00,352 --> 00:27:02,254 - PSST. 620 00:27:03,990 --> 00:27:07,393 - I THINK THE ARTIST HAS TAKEN SOME LIBERTIES. 621 00:27:07,426 --> 00:27:09,395 - OH, THAT'S A PERFECT LIKENESS. 622 00:27:09,428 --> 00:27:12,665 - COME ON, IT WAS NEVER THAT BIG. 623 00:27:12,699 --> 00:27:15,334 - HEY, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT IN A LONG TIME. 624 00:27:15,367 --> 00:27:16,402 - I HAVEN'T SEEN GONE WITH THE WIND 625 00:27:16,435 --> 00:27:17,737 IN A LONG TIME EITHER, 626 00:27:17,770 --> 00:27:20,206 BUT I KNOW IT'S STILL 3 1/2 HOURS. 627 00:27:20,239 --> 00:27:22,074 - THE BRIAN AND MICHAEL SHOW-- 628 00:27:22,108 --> 00:27:23,976 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 629 00:27:24,010 --> 00:27:28,080 STUCK IN PERPETUAL RERUNS. 630 00:27:28,114 --> 00:27:31,818 - IS IT ALWAYS LIKE THAT-- MICHAEL RUNNING AFTER HIM? 631 00:27:31,851 --> 00:27:34,921 - IT'S THE GREATEST LOVE STORY NEVER TOLD, TRUST ME. 632 00:27:34,954 --> 00:27:36,756 WHAT WAS YOUR NAME? 633 00:27:36,789 --> 00:27:37,757 - DAVID. 634 00:27:37,790 --> 00:27:38,758 - MELANIE. 635 00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:40,092 TRUST ME, DAVID, 636 00:27:40,126 --> 00:27:41,861 LONG AFTER YOU'RE GONE, HE'LL STILL HAVE MICHAEL-- 637 00:27:41,894 --> 00:27:44,130 BRIAN'S LITTLE ACOLYTE, POOR GUY. 638 00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:45,798 OH, BUT DON'T WORRY. MICHAEL CAN WAIT FOREVER. 639 00:27:45,832 --> 00:27:47,967 BRIAN'LL NEVER FUCK HIM. PARDON MY FRENCH. 640 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,202 - BY THE WAY, I HEARD YOU HIT ON DAVID LAST NIGHT. 641 00:27:50,236 --> 00:27:51,303 - [scoffs] 642 00:27:51,337 --> 00:27:52,905 I COULDN'T HAVE BEEN THAT HIGH. 643 00:27:52,939 --> 00:27:55,875 - YOU WERE. AND YOU DID. 644 00:27:55,908 --> 00:27:57,009 - I WAS TESTING HIM. 645 00:27:57,043 --> 00:27:59,311 I WANTED TO SEE IF HE'D DROP YOU THE FIRST CHANCE HE GOT. 646 00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:02,214 - OH, YEAH, RIGHT. 647 00:28:02,248 --> 00:28:04,984 - AREN'T I ALWAYS LOOKING OUT FOR YOU? 648 00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:07,286 - YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE SOMEBODY FINALLY THINKS 649 00:28:07,319 --> 00:28:10,857 I'M HOT OR SOMETHING. 650 00:28:10,890 --> 00:28:12,792 - YOU ARE HOT OR SOMETHING. 651 00:28:12,825 --> 00:28:14,994 I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU THAT SINCE YOU WERE 14. 652 00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:17,830 BUT YOU WON'T BELIEVE ME. 653 00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:24,971 - SO I SUPPOSE I JUST KEEP HIM COMPANY WHILE MICHAEL WAITS. 654 00:28:25,004 --> 00:28:25,972 - OH-- 655 00:28:26,005 --> 00:28:27,840 OH, SHIT! 656 00:28:27,874 --> 00:28:31,177 OH, YOU'RE WITH MICHAEL. - YEAH. 657 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:33,045 - UM, OH, JESUS, 658 00:28:33,079 --> 00:28:34,313 I, UM-- I'M--I'M SORRY. 659 00:28:34,346 --> 00:28:35,915 I-I DIDN'T MEAN THAT. I-I MEAN-- 660 00:28:35,948 --> 00:28:37,917 WELL, I MEAN, BRIAN'S THE ONE 661 00:28:37,950 --> 00:28:39,451 THAT'S ALWAYS SHOWING UP WITH SOME NEW GUY, 662 00:28:39,485 --> 00:28:41,353 SO I JUST ASSUMED THAT, UM... 663 00:28:41,387 --> 00:28:43,089 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 664 00:28:43,122 --> 00:28:44,791 - WELL, YOU KNOW THAT-- 665 00:28:44,824 --> 00:28:46,926 THEY LOVE EACH OTHER AS FRIENDS, BUT THAT'S IT. 666 00:28:46,959 --> 00:28:48,394 THAT'S REALLY-- THAT'S ALL IT IS. 667 00:28:48,427 --> 00:28:49,495 - REALLY? 668 00:28:49,528 --> 00:28:51,864 IT'S NOT LIKE I DIDN'T KNOW. 669 00:28:51,898 --> 00:28:54,433 - DO YOU WANT A SHRIMP BALL? 670 00:28:54,466 --> 00:28:56,502 - NO. 671 00:28:56,535 --> 00:28:58,437 THANKS. 672 00:29:03,442 --> 00:29:04,911 - [mouths word] 673 00:29:12,418 --> 00:29:16,856 - NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL A PIECE... 674 00:29:16,889 --> 00:29:17,990 OF ART. 675 00:29:18,024 --> 00:29:19,391 - [snickers] 676 00:29:19,425 --> 00:29:21,527 I'VE ALWAYS ADMIRED CREATIVE PEOPLE. 677 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,997 - YOU'RE PRETTY CREATIVE YOURSELF THERE, MISSY. 678 00:29:25,031 --> 00:29:28,267 - [scoffs] NOT ME. 679 00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:31,303 BUT MICHAEL-- HE'S GOT A GIFT. 680 00:29:31,337 --> 00:29:33,072 - I DIDN'T KNOW HE COULD DRAW. 681 00:29:33,105 --> 00:29:34,841 - OH, HE CAN'T. 682 00:29:34,874 --> 00:29:36,976 I BOUGHT HIM TRACING PAPER WHEN HE WAS A KID 683 00:29:37,009 --> 00:29:38,410 SO HE COULD COPY HIS COMIC BOOKS. 684 00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:40,880 HIS SPIDER-MAN ALWAYS ENDED UP 685 00:29:40,913 --> 00:29:43,049 LOOKING MORE LIKE LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE. 686 00:29:43,082 --> 00:29:45,484 - WELL, WHAT'S HIS TALENT? 687 00:29:45,517 --> 00:29:48,888 - WELL, IT'S NOTHING HE'D BE FAMOUS FOR. 688 00:29:48,921 --> 00:29:51,423 YOU WON'T EVER SEE HIS PAINTINGS 689 00:29:51,457 --> 00:29:52,859 HANGING IN AN ART GALLERY 690 00:29:52,892 --> 00:29:57,429 OR HEAR HIM PLAYING AT CARNEGIE HALL. 691 00:29:57,463 --> 00:30:00,366 BUT WHEN IT COMES TO TAKING CARE OF PEOPLE, 692 00:30:00,399 --> 00:30:04,303 KNOWING WHAT YOU NEED BETTER EVEN THAN YOU DO, 693 00:30:04,336 --> 00:30:07,339 HE'S A FUCKING PICASSO. 694 00:30:40,206 --> 00:30:41,941 - BEAUTIFUL LIGHT AND SHADOW. 695 00:30:41,974 --> 00:30:43,876 - VERY... 696 00:30:43,910 --> 00:30:46,112 HAUNTING. 697 00:30:46,145 --> 00:30:48,614 - THE PHOTOGRAPHER HAS A GREAT EYE. 698 00:30:48,647 --> 00:30:50,416 - STRONG... 699 00:30:50,449 --> 00:30:52,551 COMPOSITION. 700 00:30:52,584 --> 00:30:54,220 - YOU CAN'T STAY. YOU HAVE TO LEAVE. 701 00:30:54,253 --> 00:30:55,955 - NOW, JUSTIN, DON'T BE MEAN. 702 00:30:55,988 --> 00:30:57,456 I'VE KEPT MY END OF THE BARGAIN. 703 00:30:57,489 --> 00:31:00,492 NOW, I WOULD LIKE TO SEE MY SON'S WORK. 704 00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:02,628 I WON'T EMBARRASS YOU, I PROMISE. 705 00:31:02,661 --> 00:31:04,931 - JUSTIN, IS THIS YOUR MOTHER? 706 00:31:04,964 --> 00:31:06,398 - HI, I'M JENNIFER. 707 00:31:06,432 --> 00:31:08,234 - MELANIE. - LINDSAY. 708 00:31:08,267 --> 00:31:11,070 YOU KNOW, YOUR SON'S REMARKABLY TALENTED. 709 00:31:11,103 --> 00:31:12,438 YOU SHOULD BE VERY PROUD. 710 00:31:12,471 --> 00:31:15,541 - WELL, THANK YOU. I AM. 711 00:31:15,574 --> 00:31:18,444 AND WHAT A BEAUTIFUL BABY. 712 00:31:18,477 --> 00:31:19,645 - HIS NAME'S GUS. 713 00:31:19,678 --> 00:31:21,347 - ACTUALLY, JUSTIN'S THE ONE WHO NAMED HIM. 714 00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:22,915 - REALLY? 715 00:31:22,949 --> 00:31:24,383 WELL, THAT WAS HIS TEDDY BEAR'S NAME. 716 00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:27,453 - AW! - AW, A TEDDY BEAR. 717 00:31:27,486 --> 00:31:28,520 - MOM. 718 00:31:28,554 --> 00:31:31,123 - UM, ARE YOU THE MOTHER? 719 00:31:31,157 --> 00:31:34,493 - UH, YES, BUT WE'RE RAISING HIM TOGETHER. 720 00:31:34,526 --> 00:31:36,395 - WELL, THAT'S WONDERFUL. 721 00:31:36,428 --> 00:31:38,931 I'VE NEVER MET LESBIAN MOTHERS BEFORE. 722 00:31:38,965 --> 00:31:41,700 I MEAN, I-I READ ABOUT YOU--THEM 723 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:43,535 IN THE PAPERS ALL THE TIME. 724 00:31:43,569 --> 00:31:46,005 - SEEMS LIKE THERE'S ALWAYS SOME JUDGE IN ALABAMA 725 00:31:46,038 --> 00:31:47,073 TRYING TO TAKE OUR KIDS AWAY. 726 00:31:47,106 --> 00:31:48,574 - THAT'S WHY I MARRIED A LAWYER. 727 00:31:48,607 --> 00:31:51,410 [laughter] 728 00:31:52,711 --> 00:31:54,513 - HAVE YOU SEEN THE ART? 729 00:31:54,546 --> 00:31:55,982 - NOT YET. 730 00:31:56,015 --> 00:31:59,118 WHERE'S YOUR STUFF, HONEY? 731 00:32:02,688 --> 00:32:05,691 - SHE CAME. THAT'S HUGE. 732 00:32:09,461 --> 00:32:11,163 - TREMENDOUS ENERGY. 733 00:32:11,197 --> 00:32:14,700 - IT REALLY COMES RIGHT OUT AT YOU. 734 00:32:16,502 --> 00:32:19,038 ROGER... 735 00:32:19,071 --> 00:32:21,974 I THINK I'M READY. 736 00:32:22,008 --> 00:32:25,311 - I PROMISED TO PLAY THE PIANO. 737 00:32:25,344 --> 00:32:26,512 - YOU'RE JUST VOLUNTEERING. 738 00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:29,448 - YOU'RE RIGHT. FUCK 'EM! 739 00:33:11,357 --> 00:33:14,326 - WHO'S THAT GUY YOU DREW? 740 00:33:26,272 --> 00:33:29,241 [edgy music] 741 00:33:29,275 --> 00:33:37,249 * 742 00:34:04,576 --> 00:34:07,346 [opera music] 743 00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:08,414 [headboard knocks] 744 00:34:08,447 --> 00:34:10,416 - OH, SORRY! - THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 745 00:34:10,449 --> 00:34:18,424 * 746 00:34:19,825 --> 00:34:22,794 [clock ticking] 747 00:34:22,828 --> 00:34:30,769 * 748 00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:43,782 [ticking intensifies] 749 00:34:47,486 --> 00:34:49,455 - OUCH! - I'M SORRY. 750 00:34:49,488 --> 00:34:51,657 - IT'S OKAY. 751 00:34:51,690 --> 00:34:54,726 [clocks ticking louder] 752 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:58,330 * 753 00:34:58,364 --> 00:35:00,232 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. 754 00:35:00,266 --> 00:35:01,767 - WHAT? - NO, I-I CAN'T. 755 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,736 - WHAT IS IT? IS SOMETHING WRONG? 756 00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:06,338 - IT JUST WON'T WORK. 757 00:35:06,372 --> 00:35:09,308 I THOUGHT I COULD DO THIS. I REALLY DID. 758 00:35:09,341 --> 00:35:11,677 I MEAN, YOU ARE SO NICE 759 00:35:11,710 --> 00:35:14,646 AND SMART AND TALENTED. 760 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,748 AND YOU PLAY THE PIANO BEAUTIFULLY. 761 00:35:16,782 --> 00:35:18,784 - BUT? 762 00:35:18,817 --> 00:35:20,519 WELL... 763 00:35:20,552 --> 00:35:23,889 GO ON, SAY IT. 764 00:35:23,922 --> 00:35:25,657 - YOU'RE JUST NOT MY TYPE. 765 00:35:25,691 --> 00:35:29,361 - "TYPE"? 766 00:35:29,395 --> 00:35:32,498 ARE YOU SERIOUS? 767 00:35:32,531 --> 00:35:35,167 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. AFTER ALL THAT? 768 00:35:35,201 --> 00:35:38,237 I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T WANT SEX TO BE EVERYTHING. 769 00:35:38,270 --> 00:35:40,172 - YEAH, BUT... 770 00:35:40,206 --> 00:35:43,575 I'D LIKE IT TO BE SOMETHING. 771 00:35:46,712 --> 00:35:49,147 - YOU'RE JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHERS. 772 00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:56,255 [muttering] WHERE'S MY SOCK? 773 00:35:56,288 --> 00:35:59,325 - LOOK, IT'S MY FAULT. I ADMIT IT. 774 00:35:59,358 --> 00:36:01,293 I MEAN, I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH ME. 775 00:36:01,327 --> 00:36:03,362 I MEAN, YOU'RE A CATCH. 776 00:36:03,395 --> 00:36:06,698 ANY STRAIGHT WOMAN WOULD FIND YOU INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE. 777 00:36:06,732 --> 00:36:08,834 - OH, IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER? 778 00:36:08,867 --> 00:36:10,402 FUCK YOU. 779 00:36:10,436 --> 00:36:13,672 - LOOK, I KNOW WE SHARE ALL THE IMPORTANT THINGS-- 780 00:36:13,705 --> 00:36:16,408 MUSIC, A SENSE OF HUMOR. 781 00:36:16,442 --> 00:36:18,944 THIS WOULD BE A TOTALLY APPROPRIATE RELATIONSHIP FOR ME. 782 00:36:18,977 --> 00:36:22,281 THE ONLY PROBLEM IS IS THAT SEX ISN'T APPROPRIATE. 783 00:36:22,314 --> 00:36:25,317 - YOU KNOW, I WAS WRONG. 784 00:36:25,351 --> 00:36:28,520 YOU'RE NOT LIKE ALL THE OTHERS. YOU'RE WORSE... 785 00:36:28,554 --> 00:36:30,556 BECAUSE YOU THINK KNOWING SESTO'S ARIA 786 00:36:30,589 --> 00:36:32,958 FROM CLEMENZA DI TITO SOMEHOW MAKES YOU BETTER. 787 00:36:32,991 --> 00:36:34,560 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, 788 00:36:34,593 --> 00:36:36,428 YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A PRETENTIOUS, 789 00:36:36,462 --> 00:36:38,464 SELF-INVOLVED, BORING ASSHOLE 790 00:36:38,497 --> 00:36:40,299 WHO'S STILL HANGING AROUND WITH YOUNGER GUYS 791 00:36:40,332 --> 00:36:43,435 WHO DON'T WANT YOU AND NEVER WILL. 792 00:36:43,469 --> 00:36:45,871 YOU'RE PATHETIC. 793 00:36:45,904 --> 00:36:48,006 - AND WHAT ABOUT YOU? 794 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:51,577 YOU KNOW, AFTER YOU CONDUCT YOUR 501ST TRIBUTE 795 00:36:51,610 --> 00:36:54,346 TO SONDHEIM, YOU MIGHT TRY GOING TO A GYM. 796 00:36:54,380 --> 00:36:55,847 YOU KNOW, GET ON A TREADMILL 797 00:36:55,881 --> 00:36:57,583 FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, WOULD YOU? 798 00:36:57,616 --> 00:37:01,887 AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR BREATH! 799 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,889 LISTEN... 800 00:37:08,460 --> 00:37:10,896 I DON'T SUPPOSE WE COULD STILL BE FRIENDS. 801 00:37:17,303 --> 00:37:20,272 [opera music] 802 00:37:20,306 --> 00:37:28,246 * 803 00:37:30,549 --> 00:37:32,918 [dance music] 804 00:37:32,951 --> 00:37:35,487 - SO I THOUGHT, OKAY, HE'S HAVING... 805 00:37:35,521 --> 00:37:37,423 EXPERIENCES. 806 00:37:37,456 --> 00:37:39,991 BUT WITH BOYS HIS OWN AGE. 807 00:37:40,025 --> 00:37:42,328 THIS MAN-- 808 00:37:42,361 --> 00:37:43,662 HE MUST BE IN HIS 30s! 809 00:37:43,695 --> 00:37:45,397 - WELL, NOT YET, BUT I'LL BE HAPPY 810 00:37:45,431 --> 00:37:46,765 TO TELL HIM YOU THOUGHT SO. 811 00:37:46,798 --> 00:37:48,600 - WELL, IT'S NOT RIGHT. 812 00:37:48,634 --> 00:37:49,901 - IT HAPPENS. 813 00:37:49,935 --> 00:37:53,038 - IF HIS FATHER FINDS OUT... [scoffs] 814 00:37:54,706 --> 00:37:57,843 TELL ME ABOUT HIM-- THIS PERSON. 815 00:37:57,876 --> 00:37:58,877 I HAVE TO KNOW. 816 00:37:58,910 --> 00:38:02,881 - BRIAN KINNEY... 817 00:38:02,914 --> 00:38:05,751 GOD'S GIFT TO GAY P.A. 818 00:38:07,553 --> 00:38:09,521 THEY ALL WANT BRIAN. 819 00:38:09,555 --> 00:38:11,790 BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS NO ONE CAN HAVE HIM. 820 00:38:11,823 --> 00:38:14,693 HE SCREWS THEM, BREAKS THEIR HEART, AND THEY WISE UP-- 821 00:38:14,726 --> 00:38:17,896 WELL, MOST OF THEM ANYWAY. 822 00:38:21,433 --> 00:38:24,603 - SO, THIS, UH... 823 00:38:24,636 --> 00:38:27,005 BRIAN KINNEY... 824 00:38:27,038 --> 00:38:29,641 HE'S GOING TO HURT MY SON. 825 00:38:29,675 --> 00:38:31,076 WHAT DO I DO? 826 00:38:31,109 --> 00:38:32,678 - NOTHING. 827 00:38:32,711 --> 00:38:35,681 THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO WITHOUT MAKING IT WORSE. 828 00:38:35,714 --> 00:38:37,416 - HE'S ONLY 17. 829 00:38:37,449 --> 00:38:41,052 - HOW OLD WERE YOU THE FIRST TIME? 830 00:38:41,086 --> 00:38:43,355 - 16. 831 00:38:43,389 --> 00:38:46,324 - 15. 832 00:38:49,528 --> 00:38:52,364 ANYWAY, IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, 833 00:38:52,398 --> 00:38:54,700 I'VE KNOWN BRIAN SINCE HE WAS 14. 834 00:38:54,733 --> 00:38:56,568 HE HASN'T CHANGED MUCH. 835 00:38:56,602 --> 00:38:59,705 IN FACT, I'D SAY HE AND JUSTIN ARE PRETTY EVENLY MATCHED. 836 00:38:59,738 --> 00:39:02,508 - [sighs] 837 00:39:02,541 --> 00:39:04,710 I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN BE SO ACCEPTING. 838 00:39:04,743 --> 00:39:06,111 - HONEY... 839 00:39:06,144 --> 00:39:08,847 JENNIFER... 840 00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,982 YOU DON'T HAVE TOO MUCH CHOICE. 841 00:39:11,016 --> 00:39:13,719 ALL YOU CAN DO IS HOPE THAT THEY'LL BE CAREFUL 842 00:39:13,752 --> 00:39:17,556 AND THAT THEY REMEMBER YOUR PHONE NUMBER. 843 00:39:20,626 --> 00:39:22,160 - UGH. 844 00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:23,462 HERE. 845 00:39:23,495 --> 00:39:25,163 - DON'T YOU DARE. 846 00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:26,598 THIS IS ON ME. 847 00:39:26,632 --> 00:39:28,567 - THANKS. 848 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,136 - OH, HERE... 849 00:39:31,169 --> 00:39:33,639 GIVE HIM WHAT HE NEEDS. 850 00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:45,016 [dance music] 851 00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:49,821 * 852 00:39:49,855 --> 00:39:53,725 - * HE'S A HUNK OF LOVE 853 00:39:53,759 --> 00:39:55,160 - ADMIT IT-- 854 00:39:55,193 --> 00:39:57,162 YOU MISSED ALL THIS. 855 00:39:57,195 --> 00:39:59,064 - THE RAMPANT NARCISSISM, 856 00:39:59,097 --> 00:40:01,733 THE SLEAZE, THE DRUG USE? 857 00:40:01,767 --> 00:40:03,569 I DON'T THINK SO. 858 00:40:03,602 --> 00:40:05,504 - SO WHY'D YOU COME BACK? 859 00:40:05,537 --> 00:40:08,474 - WHEN I FIGURE IT OUT, I'LL LET YOU KNOW. 860 00:40:08,507 --> 00:40:11,209 - OH, LOOK, IT'S THE CAST OF ZOOM. 861 00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:12,711 - WE'RE CELEBRATING. 862 00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:14,446 JUSTIN SOLD SOME OF HIS ART TODAY. 863 00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,448 - THE ONE OF YOU, NAKED. 864 00:40:16,482 --> 00:40:18,083 - WHO'D BUY THAT? 865 00:40:18,116 --> 00:40:21,119 - PROBABLY SOME DESPERATE QUEEN WHO'S ALWAYS PINED FOR YOU. 866 00:40:21,152 --> 00:40:24,089 - OH, TED, HOW THOUGHTFUL. 867 00:40:24,122 --> 00:40:25,891 [bottles clinking] 868 00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:31,863 - OH, MY GOD. I USED TO LOVE THIS SONG. 869 00:40:31,897 --> 00:40:33,832 - * OOH, OOH 870 00:40:33,865 --> 00:40:35,634 - THEN LET'S DANCE. 871 00:40:35,667 --> 00:40:39,538 - * OOH, OOH 872 00:40:39,571 --> 00:40:43,609 - I GOT TO PEE. 873 00:40:43,642 --> 00:40:46,545 * OOH, OOH, OOH 874 00:40:46,578 --> 00:40:48,880 * YOU'RE THE STAR 875 00:40:48,914 --> 00:40:51,483 * IT'S WHO YOU ARE 876 00:40:51,517 --> 00:40:53,084 - OKAY, DR. FEELGOOD. 877 00:40:53,118 --> 00:40:55,621 LET ME SEE YOU SHAKE YOUR GROOVE THANG. 878 00:40:55,654 --> 00:40:57,723 COME ON. 879 00:41:03,128 --> 00:41:04,830 OOH, HE CAN DANCE. 880 00:41:04,863 --> 00:41:06,698 HE'S GAY AFTER ALL. 881 00:41:06,732 --> 00:41:09,935 - * EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME 882 00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:13,204 * THEY WANT TO GET CLOSE TO THAT FLAME * 883 00:41:13,238 --> 00:41:16,942 * YOU CAN SEE IT ON EVERY FACE * 884 00:41:16,975 --> 00:41:19,611 - ANYBODY EVER TELL YOU YOU'RE A BAD INFLUENCE? 885 00:41:19,645 --> 00:41:20,979 YOU ARE. 886 00:41:21,012 --> 00:41:25,717 - * THE DJ PLAYS YOUR FAVORITE SONG * 887 00:41:25,751 --> 00:41:29,154 * EVERYONE WANTS TO SING ALONG 888 00:41:29,187 --> 00:41:32,658 * IT'S A FEELING YOU CAN'T FIGHT * 889 00:41:32,691 --> 00:41:36,862 * 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE STAR TONIGHT * 890 00:42:00,652 --> 00:42:02,153 - HI. 891 00:42:02,187 --> 00:42:04,122 HOW ARE YOU DOING? 892 00:42:04,155 --> 00:42:06,024 - BETTER... 893 00:42:06,057 --> 00:42:09,327 NO THANKS TO YOU. 894 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,763 - I NEVER REALLY KNEW FOR SURE WHAT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT. 895 00:42:11,797 --> 00:42:12,931 I FIGURED YOU CAME OUT OF IT OKAY. 896 00:42:12,964 --> 00:42:14,633 I KEPT LOOKING IN THE PAPERS. 897 00:42:14,666 --> 00:42:17,703 - GEE, THAT'S REALLY THOUGHTFUL. 898 00:42:17,736 --> 00:42:20,972 - I, UH... 899 00:42:21,006 --> 00:42:22,107 WAITED ON THE CORNER 900 00:42:22,140 --> 00:42:25,711 AFTER I CALLED THE PARAMEDICS, TO MAKE SURE THEY CAME. 901 00:42:25,744 --> 00:42:29,748 - YOU MEAN YOU CALLED 911? 902 00:42:29,781 --> 00:42:32,050 - I DIDN'T WANT TO STICK AROUND. 903 00:42:32,083 --> 00:42:34,252 I WAS AFRAID-- YOU KNOW, THE DRUGS AND SHIT. 904 00:42:34,285 --> 00:42:35,754 - RIGHT. 905 00:42:35,787 --> 00:42:39,290 - I MEAN, YOU TOOK SO MUCH, I WAS LIKE, "WHOA." 906 00:42:41,359 --> 00:42:45,030 ANYWAY, I'M GLAD YOU'RE OKAY. 907 00:42:46,732 --> 00:42:49,334 - WELL, UH... 908 00:42:49,367 --> 00:42:52,237 MAYBE WE COULD GET TOGETHER AGAIN SOME TIME-- 909 00:42:52,270 --> 00:42:53,939 I MEAN, WITHOUT THE PARAMEDICS. 910 00:42:53,972 --> 00:42:56,107 - [chuckles] 911 00:42:56,141 --> 00:42:57,375 - THERE YOU ARE. 912 00:42:57,408 --> 00:42:59,244 WHAT'S TAKING YOU SO LONG? 913 00:42:59,277 --> 00:43:02,047 - JUST TALKING TO SOME GUY. 914 00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:05,283 WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN? 915 00:43:05,316 --> 00:43:06,351 - TED. 916 00:43:06,384 --> 00:43:09,220 - TED, RIGHT. 917 00:43:09,254 --> 00:43:11,857 YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 918 00:43:11,890 --> 00:43:15,961 - SEE YOU. 919 00:43:15,994 --> 00:43:23,802 * 920 00:43:25,203 --> 00:43:26,638 - HEY, HOW'S IT GOING? 921 00:43:26,672 --> 00:43:28,073 - NO! - HI. 922 00:43:28,106 --> 00:43:30,375 HI, HOW ARE YOU? 923 00:43:30,408 --> 00:43:31,977 HI. 924 00:43:32,010 --> 00:43:33,945 HEY, HOW ARE... 925 00:43:33,979 --> 00:43:36,848 HEY, HOW'S IT GOING? 926 00:43:36,882 --> 00:43:37,916 IT'S A GREAT LITTLE... 927 00:43:37,949 --> 00:43:40,752 OW! 928 00:43:43,154 --> 00:43:44,723 - HOW'S IT GOING? 929 00:43:44,756 --> 00:43:47,292 YOU TWO ARE TOGETHER-- THAT'S TERRIFIC. 930 00:43:50,261 --> 00:43:53,732 - OH, MY GOD, YOU DID IT IN THE LITTLE BOYS' ROOM. 931 00:43:53,765 --> 00:43:55,000 - NOPE. 932 00:43:55,033 --> 00:43:56,868 - YOU GOT SOMEBODY'S PHONE NUMBER? 933 00:43:56,902 --> 00:44:00,906 - I WAS REJECTED BY EVERYBODY. 934 00:44:03,942 --> 00:44:05,877 IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK! 935 00:44:05,911 --> 00:44:07,879 [both laugh] 936 00:44:07,913 --> 00:44:09,681 - MWAH. 937 00:44:09,715 --> 00:44:10,782 - [laughs] 938 00:44:10,816 --> 00:44:13,919 - LET'S GET YOU A COCKTAIL. - OKAY. 939 00:44:13,952 --> 00:44:18,289 * 940 00:44:18,323 --> 00:44:22,227 * JUST GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE * 941 00:44:22,260 --> 00:44:25,931 * IF YOU'RE STILL IN DOUBT 942 00:44:25,964 --> 00:44:28,299 * BABY, WALK AWAY 943 00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:33,739 * ONE MORE DANCE IF WE WORK IT OUT * 944 00:44:33,772 --> 00:44:37,108 * AND PROMISE YOU'LL STAY WITH ME * 945 00:44:37,142 --> 00:44:41,747 * 946 00:44:41,780 --> 00:44:43,448 - HEY, HOT STUFF, YOU WANT TO DANCE? 947 00:44:43,481 --> 00:44:45,283 - I DON'T THINK SO. 948 00:44:45,316 --> 00:44:47,986 - WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? 949 00:44:48,019 --> 00:44:50,856 - TAKE YOU HOME. 950 00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:58,463 - * JUST GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE * 951 00:44:58,496 --> 00:45:02,200 * IF YOU'RE STILL IN DOUBT 952 00:45:02,233 --> 00:45:04,736 * BABY, WALK AWAY 953 00:45:04,770 --> 00:45:10,075 * ONE MORE DANCE IF WE WORK IT OUT * 954 00:45:10,108 --> 00:45:11,276 * AND PROMISE YOU'LL STAY 955 00:45:11,309 --> 00:45:13,812 [glass shatters] 956 00:45:13,845 --> 00:45:15,881 - WHOA, WHOA. WHOA, WHOA! 957 00:45:15,914 --> 00:45:20,752 - [laughs] 958 00:45:20,786 --> 00:45:23,989 - CAPTAIN ASTRO. 959 00:45:51,950 --> 00:45:55,053 - WHO ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT? 960 00:45:55,086 --> 00:45:57,923 - WHAT? 961 00:45:57,956 --> 00:46:01,993 - WHEN YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES, WHO ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT? 962 00:46:05,096 --> 00:46:08,033 - [giggles] 963 00:47:06,624 --> 00:47:09,627 - * BE STILL 964 00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:13,598 * WILL YOU CARRY ME? 965 00:47:13,631 --> 00:47:16,935 * OR WILL 966 00:47:16,968 --> 00:47:20,071 * WILL I CARRY YOU? 967 00:47:20,105 --> 00:47:23,942 * BE STILL 968 00:47:23,975 --> 00:47:27,012 * WITHOUT SINKING 969 00:47:27,045 --> 00:47:30,215 * BE STILL 970 00:47:30,248 --> 00:47:33,985 * JUST BREATHE 971 00:47:34,019 --> 00:47:37,956 * BE STILL 972 00:47:37,989 --> 00:47:41,359 * WITHOUT DROWNING 973 00:47:41,392 --> 00:47:44,529 * BE STILL 974 00:47:44,562 --> 00:47:48,934 * JUST BE 975 00:47:48,967 --> 00:47:56,908 * 976 00:48:04,049 --> 00:48:07,018 [dance music] 977 00:48:07,052 --> 00:48:15,026 * 978 00:48:50,161 --> 00:48:52,230 - * COME ON! 979 00:48:56,001 --> 00:49:00,171 * I WANT TO HEAR IT 980 00:49:00,205 --> 00:49:02,640 * LET'S GET SOAKING WET 65988

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