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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:36,359 So, stick with me here. 2 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:39,319 I know y'all came to see a comedy about the Blacks, 3 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:42,074 everyone's favorite family with the perfect daughter 4 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:44,470 that somehow survived Terror Night. 5 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:49,598 You didn't sign up to see some Egyptians open an evil box 6 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:52,957 and a bat flap his ass across an Indiana Jones map. 7 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:55,680 Trust me, it'll all make sense later. 8 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:58,239 Well, since we last met, 9 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:00,789 Dad wrote a bestseller based on Terror Night. 10 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:05,397 But then Dad and Cronut blew that money faster than a rapper at a strip club. 11 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:08,598 We're back in Atlanta. 12 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:10,034 And Dad's writin' the sequel, 13 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:12,839 and we were just getting used to being back home 14 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:16,197 when this very bat flew into our fives. 15 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:18,317 Seriously, pray for us, y'all. 16 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:07,800 We're back on the GGN News Network. 17 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:10,520 I'm your host with the most, Finding Nemo, aka Nemo Hoser. 18 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:12,830 Today on my show, I got a very special quest, 19 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:17,357 the one and only, the author Carl Black in the motherfucking house. 20 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:18,589 Mr. Black, what's happening? 21 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,478 Snoop! How are you, man? 22 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:22,268 I'm good, Carl. How you doin' today, brother? 23 00:02:22,280 --> 00:02:24,874 I'm excited, man. I got this new book coming out. 24 00:02:24,960 --> 00:02:27,759 It's called Terror Night. Mm. I wrote it. 25 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:29,877 It's from my heart. This is my baby. 26 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,752 What makes this book a great read 27 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:33,920 for the average nigga sitting at home doing nothing? 28 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:38,079 You know, most Black people know about terror. 29 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:39,788 Mr. Black, I'm forced to tell you the truth. 30 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:41,916 It is an easy read. Real easy. 31 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,479 What you mean by that? 32 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:46,069 "There was a Black man that." 33 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:47,639 That's bullshit, Snoop. 34 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:49,320 Go get my book. It's called Terror Night. 35 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:52,948 All right. All right. All right. That's enough Terror Night. 36 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:54,388 All right. All right. All right. Thank you. 37 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:56,516 Now we got a real guest coming up on the show. 38 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:59,069 Make some noise for the one and only Matt Bares. 39 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:01,028 Snoop, what's going on, man? Thanks for having me. 40 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:02,155 Matt! 41 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:03,992 - Who's that? - Terror Night. 42 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:06,560 - Ah, this is Carl Black. - This book is J... Carl Black, man. 43 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:08,477 You know me. I wrote Terror Night. 44 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:10,188 - You read that book? - The book is crazy. 45 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:11,599 You're gonna love it, man. And... 46 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:12,750 That book was terrible. 47 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:14,188 One of the worst books I ever read. 48 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,481 You must be havin' a bad day today. It's a good book, man. 49 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:18,631 - Nah. It's just a bad book. - Hey, you should... 50 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:20,751 - Fuck you. - Fuck you and that book. 51 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:22,960 I'm gonna get the fucking fuck. 52 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:25,679 That nigga's excited. 53 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:44,354 Okay. Just don't. Here. 54 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:10,280 Hey. 55 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:12,360 Hey! 56 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:15,758 Hey! 57 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:16,955 What are you doin? 58 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:20,590 We're practicing for the Migos' tour. The streets need us. 59 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:22,079 The streets don't need yo ass. 60 00:04:22,160 --> 00:04:24,674 And stop makin' all that damn noise. 61 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:26,433 - Frickin' old guys! - And stop playing! 62 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:27,560 Again from the top. Ready? 63 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:30,794 I'm gonna kick your ass. 64 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:32,359 Give me the phone! Cut if off! 65 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:34,954 - Dad, come on. - Cut it off! I'm trying to write. 66 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:37,200 You messed it up again! I bet... 67 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:40,428 Go. 68 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:42,192 - Daddy, get out! Out. - Hey! 69 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:43,628 Girl, you better stop throwin' shit. 70 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:46,359 - Go! Shut up! - I peed in that bed last night. 71 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:59,431 You know, I didn't escape the Purge 72 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:01,670 so somebody would be breakin' in my fuckin' house! 73 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:19,234 Hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! Man, come on, bro. 74 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:21,834 - What's wrong with you? - Come on, bro. 75 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:24,673 - Goddamn! - What's wrong with you? 76 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:26,199 Goddamn. Why are you so jumpy? 77 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:29,398 Yeah, 'cause maybe somebody tried to break in my house and kill me before. 78 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:31,508 What you doin' creepin' around my house this late at night? 79 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:34,114 The lights in the RV went out. I had to get some flashlights. 80 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,077 - Some flashlights? - Not just flashlight. 81 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:37,992 Purge lights! You feel me? 82 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:39,957 You know about these. Did I tell you about 'em? 83 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,148 You don't need no battery. That means you crank it right up. 84 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:43,708 - Just like this. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, man. 85 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:44,755 - What? What? - Hey, hey. 86 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:47,514 Get rid of that janky shit! Stop orderin' it. 87 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,637 Y'all run around here ballin' and spendin' money, 88 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:54,191 leavin' the lights on, runnin' water, like there's money growin' on the tree. 89 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:55,360 I don't have no more money. 90 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:56,908 'Cause you ain't selling no goddamn books. 91 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:59,799 If you sell some goddamn books, we can goddamn sell these bitches. 92 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:03,038 - And why're you broke? Huh? - Get your ass out of here. 93 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:06,909 Hey, man. What the fuck, man? Stop holding me like a side bitch. 94 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,108 - What's you tripping off of? - This is the reason right here. 95 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:11,077 'Cause I can't imagine 96 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:14,790 why I let you talk me into spending my money on this shit. 97 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:16,480 It's all part of the business plan, cuz. 98 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:19,797 No, no, no. The business plan is the reason why Lorena is out 99 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,713 busting her ass to wipe my old ass. 100 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:26,270 Don't nobody want to hear about me moving back into my old neighborhood 101 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:28,560 while my cousin livin' in an RV in the back of my house. 102 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:32,751 What the fuck is going on over there, man? 103 00:06:32,840 --> 00:06:34,592 Some crackheads. 104 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:36,353 Next door at the old Marsten house. 105 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:37,919 They must be squattin' or somethin'. 106 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:39,788 - Go for dispatch... - Nah. They live there. 107 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:44,317 I seen 'em move in, but the crazy part is all the windows are boarded. 108 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:46,710 They only come out at nighttime. 109 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:50,117 Yeah. Who would move in a place with a house that's boarded up like that? 110 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:52,191 And when did they move in? 111 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:54,590 - Yeah. They got in like a week ago. - What the fuck? 112 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:57,188 - Snitch, Snitch, where you at? - Yeah. I watched 'em do it. 113 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:59,191 They moved in, man. 114 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:01,157 I see everything. 115 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:03,959 I know you with the neighborhood watch and everything, but man... 116 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:05,553 it's getting a little creepy, man. 117 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:06,789 All right, ladies, in we go. 118 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:08,279 Your coupe is here. 119 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:10,112 - Did you hear that? - Shh... 120 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:11,674 That's some crazy shit. 121 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:22,716 Somethin' strange goin' on in that house. 122 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:31,395 I'm gone. 123 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:43,876 You will be mine... 124 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:46,917 unconditionally. 125 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:58,949 Baby, I think some new people just moved in next door. 126 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:01,913 Oh, baby. Leave those people alone, babe. 127 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:04,190 Go back to sleep. 128 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:23,718 This refrigerator's filthy! 129 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:27,791 - Appreciate shit. - Ahem. 130 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:30,519 What are you doing here, Cronut? 131 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:32,080 I had to get some milk for my cereal. 132 00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,350 I ran out in the RV. 133 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:35,714 The door's locked for a reason. 134 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:37,788 Who messed up that damn toilet? 135 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:39,632 Hey, what the fuck you doin' in here? 136 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:41,480 Eating breakfast. What it look like I'm doin? 137 00:08:41,560 --> 00:08:43,028 You ain't supposed to be here in the mornings. 138 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:44,428 You told me I could come in on Tuesdays. 139 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:45,560 I'm about sick of your shit. 140 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:47,597 It's liquid. 141 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:49,548 Stay out of the toilet. 142 00:08:49,560 --> 00:08:51,468 You know there's a serial killer living next door. 143 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:53,596 God, this boy run his damn mouth too much. 144 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:56,752 Hey, Carl, Carl. Check this shit out, bro. 145 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,672 ...the death of Chante Webster. 146 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:02,071 Her badly mutilated corpse was found inside a dumpster 147 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:06,233 behind Gus's Chicken and Waffles on Indian Hill Road. 148 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:07,948 They found that body right around the comer. 149 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:09,028 This is the sixth incident 150 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:12,670 in a vicious string of kidnappings and murders, 151 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:17,231 all of which were either African-American or Mexican. 152 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:19,880 Racially motivated? Perhaps. 153 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:22,759 This is exactly why we need to move out of this neighborhood. 154 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:24,751 - Move? Again? - Yes, move. 155 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:26,353 And when we say "move," 156 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:29,114 - that means us. - Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin? 157 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:30,918 Uh, hey... hey. No thinkin' for you, okay? 158 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,399 What about what we saw last night? 159 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:34,312 Okay, I don't have time for this, Carl. 160 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,828 I got to go to work. I'm going to be working a double tonight, 161 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:38,274 so you're on your own for dinner. 162 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:41,159 What about what we seen with the neighbors, bro? 163 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:44,634 You better do what she say. 164 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:45,790 Fuck you up. 165 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:47,439 She payin' the bills around here. 166 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:50,319 Hey, babe. Don't pay no attention to Cronut. 167 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:51,953 He's just a dumb-ass. 168 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:53,997 He's a neglected Chihuahua. 169 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:55,115 Carl, I'm not happy here. 170 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:57,953 - Listen... - This was supposed to be temporary, Carl. 171 00:09:58,040 --> 00:09:59,360 We were supposed to be here 172 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:01,192 - until you got your money going... - Money. 173 00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:04,079 - ...you wrote your book. - It's gonna work. 174 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:06,470 That developer came around again the other day. 175 00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:09,712 He can make us a really good offer on your mom's house. 176 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:11,757 We can move to a safer place. 177 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:14,918 I can be happy. Happy wife, happy what? 178 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,116 - Happy wife. - Happy life. 179 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,271 The guy's a fuckin' vulture. Okay? 180 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:20,919 He wants to move in this neighborhood 181 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,753 so he can take it over and tum it into a fuckin' strip mall. 182 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:25,956 Do you understand what I'm sayin'? Okay? 183 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:27,713 It's called... it's called gingivitis. 184 00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:29,154 Gentrification! 185 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:30,240 Shut up, Cronut! 186 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:31,754 Stupid dumb-ass nigga. 187 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,560 Once we move out of here, who cares what they do to the neighborhood? 188 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:37,553 Just promise me that today you're going to look at this and consider it. 189 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:39,313 I'm... I'm gonna think about it. 190 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:41,198 I appreciate it. 191 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:42,509 Up next, 192 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:47,356 I survived a hammer to the head and a boot to the face. 193 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:49,548 Somethin' fucked-up went down in that house last night. 194 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:50,788 You think that was a dead body? 195 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:51,800 Would you stop? 196 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:55,390 It's already hard enough you got all this crazy shit in my wife's head. 197 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:58,552 And no! I did not see a body. 198 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:01,234 I think my first instinct is like, there's dead body in there. 199 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:03,880 But... Oh, there's a nice one over there. 200 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:18,240 No. 201 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:23,998 Hey, hey, hey! No! 202 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:27,476 Why you cock-blocking? She need me. This could be my old lady, man. 203 00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:30,313 - She's already married. - You know I've been in the penitentiary. 204 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:31,708 - Let me just live, brother. - Okay. 205 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:35,918 You've been to prison two years ago for 10 days for drinkin' and drivin'. 206 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,718 And you're a "gangster drinker." 207 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:40,188 I'm just gonna go over there and just... Just rap a tad to her. 208 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,840 - I'm gonna go. What's up, baby? - Cronut. 209 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:46,592 He about to shoot that midget sperm in that girl. 210 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:48,432 Bunny! Shit. 211 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:50,597 Baby, I told you, you got to get a new wheelchair. 212 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:52,717 - You got new wheelchair money? - Ugh! 213 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:55,199 - I'm sorry, Bunny. - It's okay. 214 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:56,475 I didn't mean to snap at you. 215 00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:58,468 If my penis worked, I'd make love to you right now. 216 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:00,268 - I'd hit it from the back. - I know you would. 217 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:02,476 Marky Mark style from Boogie Nights. 218 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:04,551 Hey! Stay off my property! 219 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:05,755 What's up, Clive? 220 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:08,960 Shouldn't you be makin' up some bullshit or whatever else you do you call work? 221 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:13,273 You know my husband don't like you guys comin' over here. 222 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:14,509 But I like seein' you guys. 223 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:15,668 What you been up to? 224 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:19,435 You been rollin' around this neighborhood or you just been kickin' it around? 225 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:22,680 - Funny, motherfucker! - Kickin' it! 226 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:24,910 What are you doing, writin' your next bestseller? 227 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,469 Who're you trying to be? New Alex Haley? 228 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:31,309 Steve Harvey? You gonna try to make a book into a movie? 229 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:34,472 You see Think Like a Man? Think Like a Man 2? Sucked! 230 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,630 Pootie Tang blew those two out the water. 231 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:41,839 Okay, yeah, I'm writin' a book. When is your next marathon, huh? 232 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:44,309 You gonna help me tend to my garden? 233 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,152 I'll tend the shit out of that garden. 234 00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:48,880 Tend more than the garden. I will bend you over in there. I mean... 235 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,189 So, I have carrots. 236 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:52,476 I got a carrot. With a fat head. 237 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:53,788 What's up with that house right there? 238 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:55,837 What's up with them people that live in there? 239 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:58,759 I know you can't see with them thick-ass glasses. 240 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:01,120 - You know what these eyes have seen? - Yeah, these nuts. 241 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:02,480 I've been in three wars. 242 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:04,348 - How you think I got Bunny? - The government. 243 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:06,520 That little check you get every month, she's takin' it. 244 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,398 - I saw into her soul. - Damn. 245 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:11,268 I see that little man right there with the 8th-grade body talkin' to my wife. 246 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:13,508 You don't think I see that? I saw you catch gonorrhea, baby... 247 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:14,788 You better watch your fuckin' mouth! 248 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,468 - Watch your mouth, man! - I wish you would. 249 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:17,908 I wish you... I've been waiting on this. 250 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:19,588 Why would you kick me in the leg 251 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:22,433 - where I can't feel it? - I know you can't can't feel it. 252 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:24,708 Come on. You ain't the first Black guy I got in a fight with. 253 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,791 I can't feel my legs, Carl. Hit me in the face. 254 00:13:28,200 --> 00:13:29,270 You little bitch. 255 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:31,078 All day, every day. 256 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:34,073 Listen, man. Somethin' ain't right at that house, Carl. 257 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,468 They moved in the middle of night. 258 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:37,790 There's never any movement during the day. 259 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,868 - Yeah. - Lazy shits won't answer the door, 260 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:40,950 had a package dropped off. 261 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:45,034 Mailman brought it over to me, sittin' on the front porch right now. 262 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:48,112 Hey, Bunny! Come get that package from Africa! 263 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:49,200 Hey, Bunny! 264 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:51,231 Get that package over there on the back porch. 265 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:53,028 - I wouldn't. I wouldn't. - You might get on... 266 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,800 - You feel that, Carl? - Okay. Let my arm go. 267 00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:57,748 - Let my arm go. - Let my cousin... aw! 268 00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:58,795 - It fucking hurts. - Hey. 269 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,791 Let it go! That shit hurt. 270 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,440 Dang, you got some upper body strength. 271 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:05,111 There it is. Look at that... Africa. 272 00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:07,111 Africa. Wrapped in velvet. 273 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,232 I'm gonna take it over there myself. 274 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,755 Cronut... Cronut! 275 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:22,757 Why you give him the fuckin' package?! 276 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:26,191 It's like we're living across the street from Diff'rent Strokes. 277 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:27,190 Hey, hey, hey. 278 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:28,628 - Give me the package, man. - What the shit? 279 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:29,869 Cronut! 280 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:33,476 See? You happy? 281 00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:37,828 You got me runnin' around here, fightin' motherfuckers and shit... 282 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:41,310 - I can't do this, man. - Fuck this, I gotta find out. 283 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:44,512 - Hey, hey, hey... - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, my ass. 284 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:45,670 Get it. Get it. 285 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:05,679 What can I do to... I mean, for you, gentlemen? 286 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:07,308 Nigga, we saw you transporting dead bodies last night. 287 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:09,391 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, man. Shut the fuck up. 288 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:10,311 We did. 289 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:13,358 You did not see me transport any dead bodies. 290 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:16,114 We standin' in front of a chocolate vampire-type nigga. 291 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:19,636 Sir, and this my little cousin, Cronut, he's a little retarded. 292 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:21,428 - Slow as fuck. - He needs special attention. 293 00:15:21,440 --> 00:15:23,113 He's on Ritalin, prednisone, 294 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:24,588 - and all kind of shit. - Everything. 295 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,989 This is Dr. Mamuwalde's residence. 296 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:29,151 Mama... Mama who? 297 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:30,350 Ma-mu-wal-day. 298 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:32,511 - How you pronounce that? - Ma-mu-wal-day. 299 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,511 Mamuwal... 300 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,920 Ma-mu-wal-day. 301 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:41,508 - Ma-mu-wal-day. - Ma-mwa-wal-di. 302 00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:42,988 - Fix your mouth. - All right, all right. 303 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,798 - Excuse me. - Your mama, nigga. 304 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:47,719 I am Monty. I just rent a room here. 305 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:50,992 And I assure you, you have seen no bodies. 306 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,718 Pleasure to make your acquaintance. 307 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:55,188 Nigga, we saw you transport them goddamn dead bodies in the back. 308 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,589 - If you don't shut the fuck... - Where you from, bro? 309 00:15:57,680 --> 00:16:00,115 - Hey, man, stop! Sir... - What? 310 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,510 Mr. Black, do you have business here? 311 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:03,948 No. I don't have no business here. 312 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,948 We just wanted to come through and say hey and make sure everything was cool. 313 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,473 Why wouldn't it be cool? 314 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:11,672 - Excuse me? - Why wouldn't it be? 315 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:15,674 Because y'all moving in this motherfucking house at 12:00 at night. 316 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:17,592 There's people sleeping around here. 317 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:21,992 You got crackheads back there sunbathing into fucking midnight. 318 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,318 Bye, bitch! 319 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,550 Hey, come on. Get your ass... 320 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:31,911 I'm gonna drop a dime on you motherfuckers. 321 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:35,152 You happy you done made me waste a whole day on some bullshit? 322 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,160 - Hey, man. Just fall back. - Fall back for what? 323 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,270 What you got to say now? 324 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,794 You don't think that shit weird? 325 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:42,519 How'd he know your last name? 326 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,637 I'm a famous writer, Cronut. 327 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:45,869 This nigga delusional. 328 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:48,873 My book is in-in-in Barnes and Noble's. 329 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:52,635 Nigga! Ain't nobody reading your books! Retire! 330 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,712 Look, you're running around here smoking that weed, you're paranoid, 331 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:59,111 you're smoking 2K, K2, or whatever the fuck you doing... 332 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:02,477 First of all, I'm not smoking K2. I'm smoking strictly weed. 333 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:04,668 And second of all, something ain't right about that house, 334 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:08,355 because boy was from Africa, but he had a French accent. 335 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:11,239 He got a side burn that curl up, like the devil. 336 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:13,834 I'm thinking, man. You? We got to get to the bottom of it. 337 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:16,480 We not getting to the bottom of shit. 338 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:18,600 Well, you write your book. I'll just be a detective. 339 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:20,034 A detective for what? 340 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:25,035 Africa, Carl. Africa. Are you listening to me? 341 00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,713 Southwest don't go to Africa. 342 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,393 You won't help me do shit. 343 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,039 I'm trying to marry this man wife, 344 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:32,228 I'm trying to tell you about these devil worshippers over here 345 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:33,958 and your book suck. How about that? 346 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:39,591 Shady Management. 347 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:40,954 Leave a message. 348 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,390 Hey, it's Carl Black. Just calling you again, 349 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:46,677 just lettin' you know that I'm writing away. 350 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:48,398 I need that advancement. 351 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:51,438 The water bill's due, we need bread, dish wash li... 352 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:56,960 Do you know who I am? 353 00:17:57,040 --> 00:18:01,079 I am Wooky. The one that survived the Purge. 354 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,798 I can help you survive your problem. 355 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:05,190 Are you being bullied? Do you hear noises at night? 356 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:06,600 Phone me. 357 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:08,120 Are you sick? Do you have a headache? 358 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:11,152 Are you hearing things? Malaria? Ebola? 359 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,719 Demon spirits? 360 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,030 Call me. Whisper to me. 361 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:17,634 Twill fight your battles for you today. 362 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,349 I am Wooky. 363 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:23,114 Ain't nobody go for that bullshit. 364 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:29,029 All right, yeah. Shit. 365 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:35,872 Allie Black. 366 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:38,600 Yes, Daddy? Yes? 367 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,358 - What you doing? - I'm studying. 368 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:41,555 - You're studying. - Yes. 369 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:43,273 Yeah. I thought you was home for fall? 370 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:45,160 Doesn't mean I still don't have to study, Dad. 371 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:48,272 You know our family have been going through a lot of stuff, 372 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:51,113 and you don't like to follow the rules all the time, 373 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:53,350 'cause I've been asked you a whole bunch of times 374 00:18:53,440 --> 00:18:55,317 to keep these little boys out of my... 375 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,348 - Daddy, I can explain... - Ah! What the hell is wrong with you? 376 00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:58,668 I know a lot of gang shit. You know... 377 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,876 - I thought he was dead! - No, bitch. 378 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,280 Dying's for pussies. 379 00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:04,829 I told you to keep these little boys out of this house. 380 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:07,036 I sent you to school for a education... 381 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:09,157 - I had to drop out, okay? - You dropped out? 382 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:10,508 We dropped out. A couple goes... 383 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:14,070 You and him about to be living off that little cripple check every month. 384 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,071 - Baby, give me my cane. I'm out. - Okay. 385 00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:19,471 Yeah, this don't make no sense. I don't know what you going through, Allie. 386 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:20,789 Daddy, Daddy. Just... 387 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:23,108 - Just leave him alone, okay? - If you're gonna do somethin', 388 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,468 - do somethin'. - It's already done. 389 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,391 If you're gonna do somethin', do somethin'. 390 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:27,914 Freezee! 391 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,230 - Daddy, why'd you do that? - I didn't even touch him. 392 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:31,588 That's all right. You got it, baby? 393 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,108 Come on. Help his arm. Get his am right there. 394 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:35,077 Hey, I don't need your help! I'm in the ADA. 395 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:36,230 Baby, you do need help. 396 00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:38,033 - All right. - You need some help, okay? 397 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:40,520 Yeah. Lift him up. One, two, three. 398 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,911 Fuck you! Ain't nobody need your assistance. 399 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,108 Baby, go start the car, okay? 400 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:46,948 - All right. - We'll be out of here in a second. 401 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:49,190 I'm gonna let you know one thing. My dick may not work, 402 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:51,032 but my tongue game's strong on your girl. 403 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,634 Okay. Baby, go. 404 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:54,948 Ask him for some gas money, baby. 405 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,315 I will. I'll ask him for some. Okay. 406 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,959 Oh, thank God. 407 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:00,917 But why don't you get somebody that can walk? 408 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,320 Ain't helping. 409 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:06,359 Daddy, listen. Okay, I had to drop out because your check bounced. 410 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,548 And you would know that if you cared about anybody in this family 411 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:10,517 except yourself and that damn book. 412 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:11,999 He loves me. 413 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:17,196 He only cares about himself. He's so selfish. 414 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,200 Allie! 415 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:23,760 Allie! 416 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:25,600 Allie! 417 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:33,039 Ekekek. Ekekek. 418 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:34,679 Psst! Ekekek. 419 00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,756 Carl, come here. 420 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,508 - You gotta see this shit. - Get over where? 421 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,830 - How do I get over there? - Hop over, man. 422 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:47,554 No, no, for real. For real. Come here. 423 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,876 - What the fuck are you doing? - Calm down. Calm down. 424 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:52,076 Check that. Shit! 425 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:57,839 Is that Michael Jackson? 426 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,116 Where's the box from Africa? 427 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,634 - That's so weird. - Hey, hey, man! 428 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:02,790 Hey, man, don't do that! 429 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:04,996 Why are you always creeping up on people, man? 430 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:07,549 - Don't do that. - That's what I do. I creep. 431 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:10,109 - Look, look. - Find it. 432 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:14,640 They just moved into the house and people are already coming over. 433 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,669 Goddamn. She got a big 'ol ass. 434 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:24,320 Hello. I'm here for Dr. Mamuwalde. 435 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:34,880 Something ain't right. 436 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:35,990 I'mma tell you something. 437 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:39,198 Leave them goddamn neighbors alone. 438 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:42,557 - Leave them alone! I'm out of here. - Look! 439 00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:43,869 I think you made him mad. 440 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:45,951 He's always mad at me. Don't even trip. 441 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:48,188 She ain't coming back out of there. I told you, once you go in there, 442 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,237 you ain't coming out, especially if you're fine. 443 00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:52,914 All the ugly bitches came right out, but this coochie? 444 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:54,360 I'm going in. 445 00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:56,873 I'm neighborhood watch. 446 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,879 Yeah. You go right on in there. 447 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,110 I trust you. 448 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:06,838 Snitch, Snitch, come in. 449 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:11,749 What can I do for you? 450 00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:14,309 I'm neighborhood watch. I need to get in this house. 451 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:17,791 Well then, please, come in, Mr. Neighborhood Watch. 452 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,518 You're very welcome here. 453 00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:28,715 - Cronut, what the fuck are you doing? - Shh! 454 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:35,149 Why are you looking in their window? 455 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:36,560 Get out of them people's house. 456 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:39,480 What you see? 457 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,748 Well, first of all, this house looks amazing on the inside, 458 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,878 but they're doing some freaky shit for real. 459 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:48,715 What? What's he doing? 460 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:55,396 Cronut! What's going on? 461 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,040 - Oh, shit! Oh, shit! - What? What? What? 462 00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:00,589 - Oh, shit! Oh, shit! - What? What? 463 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:02,159 Go, go. 464 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:07,831 - Oh, shit. - Why we running, man? 465 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,719 - Hey, ¿qué pasó? - OG. Hugo. 466 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:12,598 There's vampires, man. There's vampires. 467 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:13,954 Re-relax. Ain't no... 468 00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,919 The vampire feeds on blood. 469 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,593 But what he really wants... 470 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,360 is to find the things that you love most 471 00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:25,397 and twist you... 472 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:30,396 and torment you every day of your life. 473 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,079 You're a dark motherfucker. 474 00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:37,312 You've been saying some crazy shit back here in this backyard. 475 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,073 So what should we do, OG? 476 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:41,037 Find out what he wants. 477 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,435 Find out what he's doing in our neighborhood. 478 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:47,510 Think about it. 479 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,637 We ain't never seen Dr. Mamuwalde in the daytime. 480 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,313 - You know why? - Why? 481 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,232 "And they rise from the grave at night 482 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:55,391 - to feast on the living." - Oh, no. 483 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,994 Shut the fuck up for a second. 484 00:23:58,120 --> 00:23:59,838 Just for one second, shut the fuck up. 485 00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:02,639 You know what? All that coming to... to life 486 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:06,111 and the dead rising up and the Tales of the Crypt 487 00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:08,510 and the Michael Jackson, the monsters, 488 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:10,750 all that is a bunch of bullshit! 489 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,717 Did you see the little guy in the window? 490 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:14,280 'Cause you probably think it's Prince 491 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,197 or I don't know who the fuck you think it is. 492 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:17,873 It's a little pimp in there. 493 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:22,311 Bitches is getting slapped over in that house. 494 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,468 Man, I know what I saw, man. That was a goddamn vampire. 495 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:25,879 Definitely. I know what I saw. 496 00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:28,236 A pimp live next door to us, okay? 497 00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:32,319 P-I-M-P. Put it in my pocket. 498 00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:35,950 The reason why he sleep all day? Because pimping is at night! 499 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,951 I'm gone. I'm getting the fuck out of here. 500 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:39,519 I'm finna go write my book. 501 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:43,150 You done lost your motherfucking mind. You need to go sign up for the circus. 502 00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:46,153 - Oh, man. - Don't invite him in. 503 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,071 What? 504 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,629 Only way to keep a vampire out of your house. 505 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:51,757 Don't invite him in. 506 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,394 I'm gone, man. I ain't... 507 00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:56,676 Yeah, you go, man. We're gonna get to the bottom of it. 508 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:58,828 I'm gonna do some research. We'll figure it out, bro! 509 00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:00,558 - Just trust me! - Shut the fuck up. 510 00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:03,388 Well, what about... What about if you live in the RV? 511 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,994 - Is there any rules there? - Don't invite him in. 512 00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:24,315 I ain't got no more bananas, 'cause this shit is... 513 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,994 They got... bats. 514 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:28,559 Vampire coming at me. 515 00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:30,080 God, I didn't sign up for this shit. 516 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:35,594 Fucking nude. 517 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:38,954 Dispatch to Snitch. Over. 518 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:42,032 Do you know what happens to snitches? 519 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,153 Shit! 520 00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:53,631 These bitches bit Snitch's neck! 521 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,599 Mama! Oh, shit! That was shit. They got me. 522 00:25:58,040 --> 00:25:59,997 Oh, damn. Oh, damn. 523 00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:13,589 You know me as the one that survived the Purge. 524 00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:16,513 Therefore, I could survive anything. 525 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:17,954 What is going on in your life? 526 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:20,111 - Late night? - Oh. Hey. 527 00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,918 Yeah. It was the worst last night. 528 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,035 I can explain, though. 529 00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:26,272 Can you tell me what happened with Allie? 530 00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:29,193 - She called you? - She's mad because you don't trust her. 531 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:32,188 No. She had her little boy in my house. She ain't paying no rent up in here. 532 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:34,308 You need to be the bigger man and call her and apologize, 533 00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:36,436 because I'm not dealing with all of this mess. 534 00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:39,717 And speaking of which, did you call the real estate agent like I asked you to? 535 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:40,995 Oh, man. 536 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:43,879 I'm mentally exhausted from all of this. 537 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,190 I'm having a hard time writing, okay? 538 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,237 Lorena. 539 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:52,397 Come, Lorena. 540 00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:55,632 Oh, my God. 541 00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:58,553 - Oh, my God. - What's going on with you? 542 00:26:58,640 --> 00:26:59,516 Oh, my God. 543 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:00,868 - Do you feel it... - Oh, my God. 544 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,757 - ...all over your body? - Oh, shit. 545 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:05,275 - How is this happening? - Oh, my God. 546 00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:07,192 Am I missing out on something? 547 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:09,794 Oh, yes. Don't stop. 548 00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,918 Oh, my. Carl... 549 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:14,354 Carl, did you hear that? 550 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,148 Hey, you didn't... you didn't came in here. 551 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,674 Shh! 552 00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:22,151 Okay, then. That's what I needed. 553 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:25,517 Local authorities are hesitant to label this a serial killer, 554 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,955 - Oh, my God. - But sources close to the investigation 555 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:33,359 were heard saying, "This is some fucked up shit right here, my nigga." 556 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,520 Who's doing all these terrible things to these women? 557 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,308 - ...they went on to say the dead... - Oh, my God. 558 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,152 I'm telling you, we need to get out of here. 559 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,754 Can you please, please call that real estate man? 560 00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:43,748 - The paper's right there. - I'm gonna call. I'm gonna call him. 561 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,398 - Okay. Now. - ..Signing off saying... 562 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:48,438 - Call him, please. - ...hoes got to eat too. 563 00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,033 Allie! 564 00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,594 This is my 17th message. 565 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,479 Please call me back, okay? I'm looking for you. 566 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:07,074 I'm worried about you. Call me back. 567 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:10,594 Hey. 568 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:16,476 Listen, I'm not letting you in my house 50 you can tell them same ghost stories... 569 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:17,994 No, you need to see this for real. 570 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:19,668 Snitch, do you read me? 571 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:23,560 - Look like a busted bike to me. - No, look. This Rico bike. 572 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,194 - They done kidnapped Rico, bro. - Dispatch to Snitch, over. 573 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,112 He don't go nowhere without this bike. 574 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:30,640 His license suspended. He got no choice but to ride this bike. 575 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:33,633 Look, Rico is a grown man who done looked in the mirror 576 00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:38,430 and realized he ain't got no business being 50 years old on a tricycle. 577 00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:40,240 Or the vampires could have got him. 578 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,119 Dispatch to Snitch, over. 579 00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:46,671 Rico saw something last night. 580 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:48,600 I think I bet the vampires snatched his ass up. 581 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,637 Snitch, what is your 411? 582 00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:52,552 That's Freezee's car. 583 00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,836 In there pimping my daughter! 584 00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:04,158 The sun's setting. 585 00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:08,153 The vampire's about to wake up. 586 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:10,753 Don't invite him in. 587 00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:15,715 Imbecile! 588 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:17,598 Damn it, man! You scared the hell out of me! 589 00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,149 Who the hell you callin' an imbecile? 590 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:23,392 Now listen, you take your hands off of me! I don't know you! 591 00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:28,950 Whoop. 592 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:30,951 - Stop playing! - Got you. 593 00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:32,150 You little bitch. 594 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:39,309 No, but for real, though, this is crazy. What is we doing? 595 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:43,158 I know Allie's in this house. 596 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,514 Allie! 597 00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:47,399 These maniacs done kidnapped Rico and you just banging on the door? 598 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:50,438 I've been calling Allie all day and she ain't answer the phone. Relax. 599 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:51,794 Allie! 600 00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:55,032 - What the fuck? - Can I help you, gentlemen? 601 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,475 My daughter's in there, man. 602 00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:59,995 Come on, man. Give me my daughter back, man. This is crazy. 603 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:02,356 You got the fuckin' Halloween shit going on? 604 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,113 That's my daughter! 605 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,794 I'm sure I don't know what you mean, neighbor. 606 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:08,712 The car is in the back. 607 00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:10,711 I've been looking for my daughter all day. 608 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:13,758 Your pimping gonna stop. God don't like ugly, man. 609 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:17,231 Mr. Black, your daughter is not in this house. 610 00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:18,320 An! 611 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:23,360 Can I come in the house? 612 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:25,272 The doctor will not be here until later. 613 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:28,557 I wonder why? You got all them dead bodies in there you don't want us to see? 614 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,798 But, if you'd like to come in, Mr. Black, 615 00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:37,000 you will find out in fact that your daughter is not in this house. 616 00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:39,068 - We can come in and search the whole. - Mr. Black, please. 617 00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:40,468 You want... that's what you want us to do? 618 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:41,834 Please. 619 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:45,475 Be my guest. 620 00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:48,837 - You want some real niggas... - Enjoy yourselves, please. 621 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:50,354 - ...come in your house? - Go. 622 00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:54,831 Hey, stop. 623 00:30:57,920 --> 00:30:58,955 Allie! 624 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:00,678 Allie! 625 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:04,351 What? 626 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,556 - Carl, look at this shit. - What? 627 00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:15,429 That shit look crazy, man. 628 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:17,676 What the fuck is that dog thing right there? 629 00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:18,875 - Mr. Black! - Hey! Shit! 630 00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,440 Damn, bro! What the fuck is going on? 631 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:21,748 - What's wrong with you, bro? - Don't touch these dolls. 632 00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:23,034 What is wrong with you? 633 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:27,956 These are very, very expensive West African voodoo totems. 634 00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:30,031 - The doctor is a collector. - Allie! 635 00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:33,720 Allie! 636 00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:39,679 Allie! Whoa! 637 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,680 - Is my daddy in here? - Please come in, Allie. 638 00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:43,720 Carl. 639 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:46,520 - What? - Guess who come in. 640 00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,238 Dad! What are you doing here? 641 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,596 Allie, what are you doing? Where your ass been at? 642 00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:51,835 What the hell's going on? 643 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:53,560 Why are you in these nice people's house? 644 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:55,830 These people ain't nice. This is a pimp's house. 645 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:57,752 - This is a nice house. - Oh, my God. 646 00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:59,672 Man, this is crazy! Look, he's been putting 647 00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:02,195 all kind of crazy stories in my head about you. 648 00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:03,839 The car's in the back... 649 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:06,799 See, I knew you were going to be tripping when you found out. 650 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:09,030 God. Found out what? 651 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:12,435 I just gotta tell you. I'm just going to say it. 652 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,477 - I'm movin' out. - Movin' out where? 653 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:20,155 Me and Freezee are going to get married and we're going to make a life together. 654 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,629 I will take my belt off and tear your ass up. 655 00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:25,473 Daddy, I can make my own choices. It's called feminism. 656 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:28,871 Oh, I know all about liberating some women. 657 00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:30,678 - You hear that? - Yeah. 658 00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:44,116 Let me introduce Dr. Mamuwalde! 659 00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,150 Dr. Mamuwalde. 660 00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:52,390 Dr. Mamuwalde. 661 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:54,710 Dr. Mamuwalde. 662 00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:57,791 Dr. Mamuwalde. 663 00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:01,195 Dr. Mamuwalde. 664 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,077 So beautiful. 665 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:06,276 Dr. Mamuwalde. 666 00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,600 Dr. Mamuwalde. 667 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,274 Dr. Mamuwalde. 668 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:17,000 Is that a Black bite-sized Hugh Hefner? 669 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:22,069 Dr. Mamuwalde. 670 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,715 Dr. Mamuwalde. 671 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:27,234 All right, man. 672 00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:30,233 Monty, I told you, three times. 673 00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:31,919 Yeah, nigga, damn. 674 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:36,915 Every day is a struggle, but every night is a feast, you feel me? 675 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,311 Carl Black! Show me some love. 676 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:41,788 I can give you some from right here. 677 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,393 I can't come over and give up no... 678 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:45,835 - No love shit, dog. - Mm-mm. 679 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:49,919 Welcome to my humble abode, Carl Black. 680 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,957 How the fuck do you know my name? 681 00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:55,078 That's what's crazy. You been on my IG page? 682 00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,470 Oh, I've had my third eye on you. 683 00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,188 I mean, if it was about that shit the other night, 684 00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:00,395 all right, look, ain't got... 685 00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:02,994 The doctor is a fan of your book... 686 00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,080 - Ooh. - Mr. Black. 687 00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:05,997 Shit. Mm. 688 00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:08,594 And doodoo is a fan of your mouth. 689 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,512 - Dad. - You know my book? 690 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:11,431 - Wow. - Mm. 691 00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:13,160 I told you, you got to get back in there. 692 00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:15,271 You know he's in, uh, a tough spot right now. 693 00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,188 - He's in a artistic bind. - Yeah. I'm trying to write a new book. 694 00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:18,952 Yeah. You see, the first one was good. 695 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,748 - Yeah. The second one. - Now, I'm trying to do... 696 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,868 - I'm trying to do the second one. - Gotta be off the chain. 697 00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:26,396 It's a fine piece of literature. The shit was a modem-day classic. 698 00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:29,957 Dr. Mamuwalde. 699 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:32,509 What type of medicine you practice, bro? 700 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:38,236 I practice the type of medicine for those with a particular affliction. 701 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:39,594 Take two of these 702 00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:41,228 and call me in the morning. 703 00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:44,709 Oh, this. 704 00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:45,870 Bless his name. 705 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:46,960 I knew you was a pimp. 706 00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:50,192 - Ha. Such harsh language, Mr. Black. - Yeah. 707 00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:52,556 I am a purveyor and provocateur 708 00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:56,429 of fine ass hitches and high-priced pleasure. 709 00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,909 I know what I'm looking at when I see it. 710 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,508 Hold on. Wait a minute, little George Jefferson. 711 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:04,514 We ain't doing no provocative nothin' around here. This is my daughter. 712 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:06,750 Ain't nothin' going up in there but a tampon. 713 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:08,274 - Daddy! - Mr. Black, I assure you, 714 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:11,432 I may be a pimp, but I am no monster. 715 00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:14,080 Matter of fact, to prove my point, 716 00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:19,280 allow me. A mind is a terrible thing to waste. 717 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:21,556 This is for your education. 718 00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:22,680 Really? 719 00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:28,952 - No. - Och. Daddy! 720 00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:31,714 No! We ain't raisin' no THOTs around here! 721 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,628 - We ain't doing no THOTin'! - But we need the money! 722 00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:36,029 You... but we ain't getting the money that kind of way. 723 00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,839 We sellin' books around here, not pussy! 724 00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:41,514 The Black man has yet again said no to education. 725 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:42,476 Fuck you! 726 00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,028 - Come on. Get your ass out of here. - Daddy! 727 00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:46,388 - Why are you always yelling at people? - Fuck you, Mr. Mamuwalde. 728 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:47,629 Thank you, nice man! 729 00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:51,111 Well, let me just say I'm having a soirée tomorrow night 730 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:53,237 and I would be honored if you would join me. 731 00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,152 I'm expensive! 732 00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:02,758 Tomorrow night is the soirée. 733 00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:03,840 Oh, oh. 734 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,711 - Save them for me. - We expect to be seeing you. 735 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:23,595 You always do this, Daddy. 736 00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:25,512 Why wouldn't you let that pretty man help me? 737 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,637 Dolomite was trying to get in your panties. 738 00:36:27,720 --> 00:36:29,040 - We don't need his money. - No. 739 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:32,192 We don't need the money. I need the money, Dad. 740 00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:34,749 I just want to get my education, so I don't end up like you. 741 00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:35,875 - Like me? - Yes, Daddy. 742 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,679 - Just write the book or get a job. - Get a job, broke nigga! 743 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:42,355 I got some money on your hair, Freezee. I'm about to unthaw yo ass. 744 00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:43,475 - I'm leaving. - Allie. 745 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,908 And me and Freezee are gonna live happily ever after together. 746 00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:47,428 - Allie Black. - That is what we're doing. 747 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:48,874 - Freezee. Let's go! - Allie Black. 748 00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:51,600 - Allie! Allie! - I think she just called you a dumb-ass. 749 00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:52,828 Stop yelling in the neighborhood! 750 00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:54,558 - Allie. - We're going. 751 00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:56,597 - Baby, tuck my legs in. - I got you. 752 00:36:57,720 --> 00:36:59,472 - Baby. - Look at that. 753 00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:01,148 Always falling like this. 754 00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:02,275 Carl! 755 00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:05,239 Why is she leaving like that, baby? We just talked about this. 756 00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,197 - Baby... - Well-well, the neighbor next door 757 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,317 tried to give some goddamn vampire pimp money 758 00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:11,789 to Allie for school and goddamn hatin' ass Carl, 759 00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:14,633 he gon' take the money and throw it back in the goddamn vampire face 760 00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:16,154 and goddamn Allie, goddamn... 761 00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:19,358 Hey, hey, hey, hey, calm down, little infant! 762 00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:21,431 Vampire? Vampire pimp? 763 00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:23,801 That's what you guys are out here talking about right now? 764 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,348 - No. It ain't even like that. - We just had this conversation. 765 00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:29,159 - Hey. - I'm tired of all this craziness. 766 00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:31,228 Did you call the real estate agent like I asked you to? 767 00:37:31,240 --> 00:37:34,153 Called the real estate agent. I... left a message for him. 768 00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:38,074 Look, Carl, I'll call him, just like I do everything else around here, okay? 769 00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:39,160 Oh-oh. 770 00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:41,908 But you know what, we need to talk tonight when I get home from work. 771 00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:43,672 Oh-oh. 772 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:45,671 - Babe, don't do that. - I gotta go to work. 773 00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:47,508 - She's gonna cheat on you. - Shut up, Cronut. 774 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:48,588 It's me, baby. 775 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:49,954 - Yeah. - Babe. 776 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,556 Yeah, she gonna cheat on you. 777 00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:56,599 I'm gonna cheat on you. 778 00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:58,990 Carl. Carl. 779 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:01,669 Carl! 780 00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:03,319 - Carl! - What? 781 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,437 Gotta listen to me. You gotta hear me out for real. 782 00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:06,999 I know you're going through a lot. 783 00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:09,754 I know your old lady trippin', I know your daughter trippin', 784 00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:13,037 I know you have a writer's block, but please, bro, just listen to me. 785 00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:16,112 Go home. All right? It's over. 786 00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:17,838 I'm movin' the fuck out of this house. 787 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:19,911 This our house! We can't let him move us out. 788 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,188 - I don't wannna hear that shit. - I gotta tell you this for real. 789 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:25,033 Guess what I found while you was talking to the pimp vampire? 790 00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,236 These Rico glasses, man. They probably got him. 791 00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:29,800 They done... they done drunk all his blood and everything, man. 792 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:32,190 Stop! That motherfucker just tried to play me. 793 00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:33,395 He's going to jail. 794 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:35,756 Three hots and a cot, he's going to jail. 795 00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,239 So, what you gonna do about it? 796 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:40,068 The little motherfucker's going to jail for pimping and pandering around here. 797 00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:41,434 What you mean, what I'm gonna do? 798 00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:44,433 Police ain't never arrestin' no goddamn vampire. 799 00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,318 That's shit, okay? 800 00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:48,640 Did you see he floated down the stairs? 801 00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:50,268 You didn't see him float? 802 00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:51,998 911, what's your emergency? 803 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,117 Yes, I have a problem here. 804 00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:58,671 Um, I'm a new neighbor that just moved in the neighborhood. 805 00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:00,592 As you can tell, I'm Caucasian. 806 00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:03,240 And there's a real peculiar guy. 807 00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,237 - Is he Black? Okay. - Yes, he's Black. 808 00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:08,348 - We'll send over five units right away. - Okay, you'll be here in a second? 809 00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,351 - Right away. - Thank you. 810 00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:13,558 That's how you do that. 811 00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:14,640 He's going to jail. 812 00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:26,788 Hey, hey, hey, hey, fall back, fall back. 813 00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:28,308 - What's going on? - I'm the lead cop on this. 814 00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:29,320 Laced, you're a rookie. 815 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,028 Listen, I'm just tryin' to have some fun. 816 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:32,314 I said fall back, man. 817 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,828 Listen, I got my gun. I'm going to this house to have some fun. 818 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:36,069 Do my thing. 819 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:40,114 All right. Go ahead. Handle this. 820 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:41,520 What kind of spooky shit is this? 821 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:44,558 First time bein' a cop. This is gonna be a breeze. 822 00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:46,631 That like a old couple relationship. 823 00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:53,790 Come on out of there 824 00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:55,428 - before I put a hot one in your ass! - Hold on. 825 00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:57,468 There'll be no gun violence. Put your gun down. This is my first day. 826 00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,073 Shut up and stop being a little bitch. 827 00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:05,870 Two of them in up there, weird as hell. 828 00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:08,952 Lock his ass up. He got Rico. 829 00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:14,957 - Police. - Good heavens! What is all the fuss? 830 00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:18,237 Oh, a father and son team, splendid. 831 00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,311 What may I do for you, dark-skinned Hutch? 832 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:23,040 Listen, big fella. Dude down there saying y'all been involved 833 00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,236 in the kidnappin' of the neighborhood watch captain? 834 00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:26,151 Rico. 835 00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:27,514 - So y'all kidnap him? - Yeah. 836 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:30,428 And I heard you got hoes all up in through there. Y'all freaky-freaky, huh? 837 00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:31,874 Not at all, sir. 838 00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:34,952 - This is the residence of Dr. Mamuwalde. - Mama-who? 839 00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:36,997 Can't a man pimp in peace? 840 00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:41,354 The name is Dr. Mamuwalde. 841 00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:44,711 - Shit. - He trippin'-trippin'. 842 00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:46,438 I hope they get his ass, man. 843 00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:48,508 Listen, big fella, do you mind if I have a look inside, 844 00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:50,188 see what's going on, see what I can steal? 845 00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:51,788 I mean, just see what's going on in the house. 846 00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:54,997 Absolutely. My house is your house, officer. 847 00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:58,789 Feel free to look around as Soon as you present your warrant. 848 00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:00,075 He trippin'. 849 00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:01,833 - Warrant? - Yes, warrant. 850 00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:04,639 What the fuck? You 'posed to be an expert on the law now? 851 00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:07,633 I'm gonna show you what we do with experts down here, hm? 852 00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:09,119 Hold on, what you doing? 853 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,191 No! Put the taser off! Put the taser off! 854 00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:13,834 - You trippin'-trippin'. - Uh-huh, bust him. Bust him. 855 00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:16,150 - Put your taser off. - Don't eyeball me, boy. 856 00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:17,240 Don't play with me. 857 00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:20,233 We just want to know if you know about the whereabouts of this Rico guy. 858 00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:21,674 Where is Rico? 859 00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:27,950 You're the one supposed to be looking for whoever you're looking for, sir. 860 00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:31,237 I don't know who Rico is and you can't make me. 861 00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:32,640 He's lying, man. 862 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:37,391 How y'all gonna believe somebody dressed like Dr. Seuss is what I'm sayin"? 863 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,391 What do you do, sir? For a living? 864 00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:43,189 Well, for a living, I take fantasy and dreams 865 00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:46,272 and I make them into reality. 866 00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:49,671 Let me tell you something, creepy motherfucker. You got two options. 867 00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:53,879 Option A, we look around inside this spooky motherfucker, 868 00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:57,237 or option B, we're gonna arrest your ass, take you down to the precinct, 869 00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:58,708 ask you a bunch of goddamn questions. 870 00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:01,314 He's going to jail. That's what I'm talking about. 871 00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,630 I'll take... I haven't even chosen my options. 872 00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:05,508 Oh, we're gonna do it. We're gonna take him now. 873 00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:07,955 Option A, I don't. Option B... 874 00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:09,468 We're gonna take you downtown, Midnite. 875 00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:10,754 Wait a minute. 876 00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:14,111 How can you call me "midnight" as dark as you are... 877 00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:16,560 - What? What did you say? - ..with all due respect, officer? 878 00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:20,031 Well, if I'm Midnite, aren't you two Nights? 879 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,948 There ain't shit you're gonna do about it. Come on with your little... 880 00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:23,748 - Stop resisting. - They're taking him to jail. 881 00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:25,440 That's what I'm talking about. Do your job. 882 00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:27,716 This is definitely Black on Black crime. 883 00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,871 Hey, I got it. Take his Black ass down. 884 00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:44,195 Officer! 885 00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:46,351 I believe there's been a misunderstanding. 886 00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:50,198 Do you mean this Rico? 887 00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:57,790 Rico, what the fuck you doing in there? 888 00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:01,032 I'm fine. I was just in the basement... 889 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:02,868 They didn't fondle with you down there, did they? 890 00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:04,279 They did me fine. 891 00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:07,398 - They served me fresh bananas. - From Honduras. 892 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:08,749 Bananas in the basement? 893 00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:10,592 They done brainwashed his crazy ass. 894 00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:11,908 They did more than brainwashing. 895 00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:13,752 Somethin' ain't right with him. 896 00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:30,433 Come to me, Lorena. 897 00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:40,829 Come to me, Lorena. 898 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:44,395 I've been searching for you. 899 00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:50,832 Are you feeling my breath upon your corpuscle? 900 00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:05,592 What kind of cop shit is this? Y'all let him go? 901 00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:09,389 Mr. Black, you call us down here again and waste our damn time, 902 00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:11,869 I'm gonna take your ashy ass to jail. 903 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,559 We cop cops. This ain't no damn joke! 904 00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:15,916 Man, if you don't get your retarded ass... 905 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:19,391 You better watch your mouth before I stick these goddamn handcuffs up your ass. 906 00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:21,551 Don't eyeball me, boy. 907 00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:23,480 Let's go. 908 00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:29,713 Carl, why are you here with the police? What did the neighbor do to you? 909 00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:32,474 This is what happens when you keep messing with the neighbors. 910 00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:35,791 Why are you blamin' him for everything? Because clearly, I see you out here too. 911 00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:38,120 For real, this is your plan. Don't try to put this on me. 912 00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:39,948 - We're movin' out. - What do you mean? Wait! 913 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:41,828 - Without you. - How you gonna move out without me? 914 00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:43,433 - We family. - No. We not family. 915 00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:45,360 You're just my cousin that fucks up everything. 916 00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:46,588 - That's family. - You know what? 917 00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:47,908 I'm tired of you always blamin' him. 918 00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:51,151 Look right here. This is what it's about, me and you. You're messing up. 919 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,268 - Babe. I can explain. - You should be ashamed of yourself. 920 00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:04,796 The motherfucker was trying to disrespect me in front of my daughter. 921 00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:07,269 I'm tired of you embarrassing our family. 922 00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:10,797 You owe that man an apology. 923 00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,109 Babe... 924 00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:16,554 I don't know if this is it for us. 925 00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:20,349 I used to think it was the house, the neighborhood, your book. 926 00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:23,637 But it's not. It's you. 927 00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:27,433 It's you and I that don't work. 928 00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:36,596 I got to go back to work. So you figure that out. 929 00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:41,796 I'll apologize. I'll go apologize. 930 00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:45,316 I don't have a problem apologizing to him. 931 00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,914 Attack and bring me my wife. 932 00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:51,671 Right this way, Mr. Black. 933 00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:53,990 The good doctor'll be here to deal with you shortly. 934 00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:56,071 Hey, man. Did you just change your accent? 935 00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:59,278 Where'd he go? What the fuck was he saying? 936 00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:02,120 Wow. 937 00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:04,515 It's nice, though. 938 00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:09,240 - Carl Black. - Hey! 939 00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:12,073 What the fuck! Jesus, Buddha, Allah! 940 00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:15,831 Is every place in here creepy? 941 00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:18,719 I thought I smelled failure in here. 942 00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:23,033 And I thought I smelled Celine Dion's wig also in here. 943 00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:25,555 You're a funny motherfucker, Carl. 944 00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:29,110 And I don't just mean that dumb expression on your face. 945 00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:32,795 Yeah? Well, look, let me be straight up with you, all right? 946 00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:34,234 - Thank you. - I don't like you. 947 00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:35,320 First time I seen you, 948 00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:37,789 - just didn't like you. - Okay. 949 00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:41,874 My wife sent me over here to apologize to you and that's what I want to do. 950 00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:44,520 I want to apologize, but I just want to let you know, 951 00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:46,876 I don't give a fuck. 952 00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:48,428 We getting the fuck out of this neighborhood. 953 00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:50,875 Well, that's very interesting, Green Lantern, 954 00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:53,110 but you can't leave just yet. 955 00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:54,474 Oh, yes, I can! Shit! 956 00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:56,560 My lease is up next month. 957 00:46:58,400 --> 00:46:59,470 What's this? 958 00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:03,554 There's something I want from you and you're not leaving until I get it. 959 00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:06,473 Man, I hope it's my nuts for these girls. 960 00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:07,959 No! 961 00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:13,231 My book. You like my book? 962 00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:15,550 I told you I was a fan of your book. 963 00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:17,870 - That is crazy. - It was magnificent. 964 00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:19,075 You like my book. 965 00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:21,231 I like you and your family, Carl. 966 00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:24,597 And not everybody in my family agreed with you moving in next door to us. 967 00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:26,273 Your wife. 968 00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:28,636 My wife? Lorena? 969 00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:30,040 Lorena. 970 00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:33,351 Oh, no. She ain't... She ain't into no pimping shit. 971 00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:35,716 She ain't into no pimping shit and I ain't either, okay? 972 00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:37,359 Tried it, didn't like it. 973 00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:41,513 And my daughter? That's off limits. 974 00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:44,240 You're too grown to be messing with anybody's daughter. 975 00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:46,268 Ain't no man gonna let you mess with they daughter. 976 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:49,432 She's still a little girl. She's still doing Juicy Juices. 977 00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:52,160 She's not a grown lady. She don't know what YAK is, 978 00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:54,072 nor does she know what Grey Goose is. 979 00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:57,790 I had no idea how old she was. She was my size. 980 00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:00,228 Keep your little (as the count) One, two, three, four, five, 981 00:48:00,240 --> 00:48:03,870 six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve fingers 982 00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:06,031 away from my daughter, blah-blah. 983 00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:07,349 Big mistake. 984 00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:08,760 Don't fuck with my daughter. 985 00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:11,070 And Cronut, he's a character. 986 00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:12,958 Oh, Cronut? You can have him. 987 00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:16,351 Ugh. No one wants Cronut. 988 00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:17,760 You can fuck him if you want. 989 00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:20,719 He's crazy. 990 00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:25,431 He's the one that think Michael Jackson and Biggie and Tupac is still living, 991 00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:28,034 and-and thinks O.J. didn't do it. 992 00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:29,838 He's got a whole lot of shit in his head. 993 00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:32,639 And he gave me some crazy theories about you too. 994 00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:36,355 I'mma go ahead and sign this autograph 'fore I can get on out of here. 995 00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:41,313 And what was his theory about me? 996 00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:45,109 We still don't know why you moved in the neighborhood... 997 00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:05,791 What the fuck! What's wrong with you? 998 00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:08,878 Egad, Carl Black. 999 00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:13,113 Do I detect hostility in your voice? I thought we were cool now. 1000 00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:18,274 No, we're not cool! And you do detect hostility in my voice. 1001 00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:20,874 You got a picture of my wife naked on your fucking wall! 1002 00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:22,837 I ain't even got a picture of this bitch. 1003 00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:24,991 - Did you Photoshop the picture? - No. 1004 00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:27,600 No, that's her. 1005 00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:30,957 I bet I know what Cronut thinks about me. 1006 00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:34,349 You know what? 1007 00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:37,876 He was right. 1008 00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:02,672 What are you doing? 1009 00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:04,353 Be quiet. I know what I'm doing. 1010 00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:06,158 Would you... Dad, come on. 1011 00:50:06,240 --> 00:50:08,277 Son, I got something I need to talk to you about. 1012 00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:09,400 All right. 1013 00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:12,558 We got a vampire living next door! I've seen him! 1014 00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:15,519 - Hey, that's cool! - I think I've seen that dude. 1015 00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:18,718 What's so... What the fuck is wrong... What's cool about that? 1016 00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:21,440 Dad, Dad, just relax. Just call the cops. 1017 00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:22,715 I can't call the cops. 1018 00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:24,677 Okay, everybody knows the vampire rules. 1019 00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:27,388 Like, a vampire cannot come in your house unless you invite him in. 1020 00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:28,993 Did you invite him in? 1021 00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:31,117 - No. I didn't invite him in. - All right. 1022 00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:32,428 All right, then you're good. That's good. 1023 00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:33,708 - I'm cool. Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1024 00:50:33,720 --> 00:50:35,028 Come on now. Everybody knows that. 1025 00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:36,838 It's in literally every vampire comic book. 1026 00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:37,920 Every one. 1027 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:41,470 Oh, man. You got some weed? 1028 00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:43,318 Dad, what? Just leave. Just leave. 1029 00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:45,600 I know who got it. 1030 00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:47,398 No, he doesn't. He's kidding. Bro, shut up. 1031 00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:49,875 - A dime bag? Twenty? - No, no. Leave. Leave. He's kidding. 1032 00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:52,270 He's kidding. He's kidding. Go take a nap. 1033 00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:54,630 - But do. - Just be quiet. Just stop. 1034 00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:06,109 I'm gonna watch you all night, motherfucker. 1035 00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:39,475 Don't invite him in. 1036 00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:49,878 Oh, shit. 1037 00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:56,520 Give me your money. 1038 00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:58,273 Please don't hurt me. 1039 00:51:58,360 --> 00:51:59,759 Please don't hurt... 1040 00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:26,351 Hi, Carl. 1041 00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:34,790 No. 1042 00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:37,912 No. I'm being serious. 1043 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:41,789 I'm telling you, it's been an interesting week and I apologize. 1044 00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:44,872 I feel the timing of it all is pretty, um, special, 1045 00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:48,476 that you would... I don't know where you came from, but I appreciate it. 1046 00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:51,831 And I think it's important that we met tonight 1047 00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:54,108 because I wanted to really apologize for the other night. 1048 00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:56,634 I know my husband was in there tonight. 1049 00:52:56,720 --> 00:52:59,189 Is everything okay? Mamuwalde, right? 1050 00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:02,233 I have to, um, really get this out, 1051 00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:05,756 because I feel like I'm having a little bit of an out-of-body experience, 1052 00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:09,720 because I typically don't invite complete strangers into my house 1053 00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:13,077 to have a glass of wine. In this case... 1054 00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:14,992 Don't invite him in. 1055 00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:21,476 - Hey. - Thank you. I appreciate that. 1056 00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:24,994 What you doing? 1057 00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:26,718 Baby, hi. Hi. Were you sleeping? 1058 00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:29,872 What is he doing here? He's not supposed to be here. 1059 00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:32,759 Where are your manners, baby? This is Dr. Mamuwalde. 1060 00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:34,988 - Our neighbor from earlier... - I know what you doing! 1061 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:36,752 Yes, where are your manners, baby? 1062 00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:38,717 He's not supposed to be in this house. 1063 00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:40,552 Invited him to have a glass of wine with me 1064 00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:42,268 because if anything, we owe him a thank you. 1065 00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:44,148 - I don't wanna hear all that. - If it wasn't for our neighbor, 1066 00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:46,515 - I would have gotten mugged tonight. - You got mugged? 1067 00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:49,353 He swooped... Where did you come from? Where? How did you get there? 1068 00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:50,794 - Swooped. - What happened? 1069 00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:55,636 Fortunately for you, I happened to be in the area looking for a late-night snack 1070 00:53:55,720 --> 00:53:59,554 and happened to stumble upon your tastiness. 1071 00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:03,315 He's not supposed to be in our home. He was not invited by no one. 1072 00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:07,678 Under ordinary circumstances, Carl Black here would be right, 1073 00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:10,479 - but I was invited, Carl. - You know the rules. 1074 00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:13,160 - His kind is not invited in our house. - Listen... 1075 00:54:13,240 --> 00:54:15,356 - My kind? - Yeah. 1076 00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:19,075 That is a racist statement, Negro. 1077 00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:21,197 I'll have you know, 1078 00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:25,160 in this age of divisiveness and bigotry, 1079 00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,556 we can't do this to each other. 1080 00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:29,800 Sheesh! 1081 00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:32,190 Yes. Baby, listen, please just calm down. 1082 00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:35,636 We got a real live vampire in my house and you're telling me to calm down? 1083 00:54:35,720 --> 00:54:40,669 If I had a wife as fine as yours, I'd never let her out of my sight. 1084 00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:43,308 Hey, man! What-what-what you doing? You can't do that, man. 1085 00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:44,988 What the fuck! What if I grab your hair, man? 1086 00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:48,516 Do not... 1087 00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:51,353 Touch my hair, Carl Black. 1088 00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:54,319 You got two Bo Derek braids hanging on both sides of your face 1089 00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:56,630 and you gon' touch on my girl's shit. 1090 00:54:56,720 --> 00:54:59,360 Baby, just calm down, okay? 1091 00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:01,148 Okay, that's enough. That's enough. 1092 00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:03,197 - Oh, I'm sorry. - What are you doing, Carl? 1093 00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:04,674 I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. 1094 00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:07,036 - Ouch! - You know I'm clumsy a little bit. 1095 00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:31,717 That looks exquisitely painful. 1096 00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:33,950 Ah-ah-ah. Go in there and rinse your arm off. 1097 00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:35,748 - I got it, Carl. I got it. - Yeah, you cut your hand 1098 00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:38,149 cause you're standing up there reckless eyeballing. 1099 00:55:38,240 --> 00:55:41,949 I got it. Dr. Mamuwalde, it was really, really nice to meet you. 1100 00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:43,668 - Well, go wash your hand, baby. - Yeah, I'm... 1101 00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:45,512 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Put a band-aid on it. 1102 00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:48,035 O-positive we'll see each other again. 1103 00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:52,318 Listen, you little neglected Harry Potter cast member, let me tell you something. 1104 00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:56,234 That's my princess, and that's my wife, and I love her. 1105 00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:58,311 You're not going to destroy my family! 1106 00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:01,472 What do you intend to do about it, Carl Black? 1107 00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:03,915 Install my cable, motherfucker? 1108 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:05,434 Nah. 1109 00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:09,354 I'm gonna pimp-slap the shit out of your ass, motherfucker! 1110 00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:15,000 Damn, you're strong! 1111 00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:18,755 Let me tell you a little story. 1112 00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:24,720 I've been looking for Lorena for centuries. 1113 00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:29,510 I first laid eyes on that fine young thing in the Caribbean. 1114 00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:33,070 Lost her, found her again. 1115 00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:37,717 I've seen all types of women in all shapes and sizes, 1116 00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:41,953 but none compare to the governor's daughter. 1117 00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:46,989 We were in love and I was finally going to make her mine. 1118 00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:03,113 You were warned, vampire. 1119 00:57:04,240 --> 00:57:08,950 Tonight's the night that I send your soul to hell! 1120 00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:10,951 Demon! 1121 00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:13,634 Come, woman. 1122 00:57:13,720 --> 00:57:15,950 No. No. No! 1123 00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:18,953 They took the love of my life from me 1124 00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:23,233 and I have been looking for my Puerto Rican princess ever since. 1125 00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:30,597 Go to hell, vampire. 1126 00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:37,233 They took my life. 1127 00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:41,837 Man, that was a cool story! 1128 00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:46,551 But the real fact is, is that's my wife, and I love her. 1129 00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:48,200 And you're not gonna destroy my family. 1130 00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:51,796 You're doing a pretty good job of that yourself. 1131 00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:53,359 What the fuck? 1132 00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:55,272 She will be mine. 1133 00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:00,955 No, no! 1134 00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:03,799 Mine... 1135 00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:05,439 Carl Black! 1136 00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:17,359 The authorities are still in shambles 1137 00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:19,511 as they scurry about for clues 1138 00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:22,632 - in the murders of these prostitutes. - Wow. 1139 00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:25,997 If anyone out there has any information or any leads... 1140 00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:27,080 - Damn. - ..Feel free. 1141 00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:31,119 ...to DM me personally at jack_... 1142 00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:33,589 Hey, babe. Hey, hey. 1143 00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:36,035 - How's your arm? - It's better. It's feeling good. 1144 00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:37,400 - I gotta go to work. What? - No! 1145 00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:39,588 - Why you gotta go to work? - Because you put me in this situation. 1146 00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:40,948 I got to go to work to pay the bills. 1147 00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:43,395 Let me pay you for the night. 1148 00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:45,630 You can't afford me for the night. 1149 00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:49,190 - Listen, I love you. - I know. 1150 00:58:49,280 --> 00:58:51,388 I'll just want to get you guys out of this neighborhood. 1151 00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:53,596 Okay. Wait, wait, call me crazy. 1152 00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:55,910 I-I'm just throwing this out there. 1153 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,469 I'm having second thoughts about selling the house. 1154 00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:00,119 - What? - I don't know, 1155 00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:04,398 ever since I met the neighbor last night, the way that he was helping me 1156 00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:05,628 - or the way that he... - Hey, hey. 1157 00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:06,755 No, but maybe it's not 1158 00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:08,948 - such a bad neighborhood, babe. - No, no, no, no, no. No! 1159 00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:10,908 - Wait, wait. He's a nice guy. - Baby, listen. No! That... no. 1160 00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:13,388 He's not no fucking nice... What did I tell you about liking people? 1161 00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:15,437 - Liking? - You always liking somebody. 1162 00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:17,591 - No! Hey! - He saved me. 1163 00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:20,877 Relax. Let's put this to rest until I come home from work tonight, okay? 1164 00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:22,473 And we can talk about it then. 1165 00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:25,234 - I got something I want to tell you. - What? 1166 00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:26,754 The next-door neighbor... 1167 00:59:26,840 --> 00:59:28,478 - Yeah? - He's a vampire. 1168 00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:29,880 A vampire. 1169 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,513 - He's a fucking vampire. - Okay. 1170 00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:33,511 A vampire. You're crazy. 1171 00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:34,600 You're just jealous. 1172 00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:41,232 Cronut, let me in. There's a vampire living next door. 1173 00:59:56,440 --> 00:59:57,669 Cronut? 1174 01:00:02,400 --> 01:00:03,400 Eww. 1175 01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:11,955 What's wrong with you? Die, vampire! 1176 01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:14,793 - Die, vampire! Die! - Let me go. Let me go. Let me go! 1177 01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:16,240 Get up off of me, man. 1178 01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:17,908 Fuck you doing in my house all uninvited? 1179 01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:20,548 - I didn't invite you in here. - Why you sneaking up on me like that? 1180 01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:22,836 Why am I sneaking up on you? This is my house! 1181 01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:25,588 Fuck you doing up in my house? I thought you won't fuck with me no more. 1182 01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:26,396 Whoa. 1183 01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:28,198 Why you got them damn glasses on? 1184 01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:30,999 Why you care? You don't like 'em? They don't go with my 'fit? 1185 01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:32,718 - No. - What... what you want? 1186 01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:35,269 Shit. I, well, I just... 1187 01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:37,038 Hey, man, look. 1188 01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:38,713 All right. You was right. 1189 01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:41,314 We do have a creature living next door to us. 1190 01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:42,993 It's a real vampire, man. 1191 01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:44,354 I seen his teeth! 1192 01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:47,512 I thought you was lying at first, but he's real. 1193 01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:50,319 And he already got Allie, and I don't want him to get my wife! 1194 01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:52,073 And? 1195 01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:54,754 And that's about the closest to an apology you gon' get. 1196 01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:58,515 I've been doing my research and what I came up with? 1197 01:00:58,600 --> 01:00:59,999 That house right over there? 1198 01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:02,594 It's a master vampire over there, and that's the nest. 1199 01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:03,994 And we should kill him. 1200 01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:06,276 - What? - We should kill him. 1201 01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:08,510 We, we. That's French. We? 1202 01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:11,393 Yes, it is we. Ain't no I in us. 1203 01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:14,876 It's we. Me and you. We family. 1204 01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:17,156 Yeah. Whatever. 1205 01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:18,992 We should kill that motherfucker. 1206 01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:20,832 Let's bury him in the ground, man. 1207 01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:24,231 Just leave his head out and just kick him in the head all day. 1208 01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:26,277 Check this out. What's my name? 1209 01:01:26,360 --> 01:01:28,351 - Cronut. - No, what's my real name? 1210 01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:30,238 - Man, look, man. Stop playing. - Mr. what? 1211 01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:31,958 - Mister? - Mr. Right. 1212 01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:34,833 Mr. Right. You want to get rid of the vampire? 1213 01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:37,759 - Yeah. - Trust me. I made a call. 1214 01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:42,996 - Who is that? Is that Barack Obama? - Trust me. 1215 01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:45,310 Not quite, but close. 1216 01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:51,160 Oooh. 1217 01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:58,198 Oh. Did you see that African booty scratcher come out of there? 1218 01:01:58,280 --> 01:01:59,634 - Yes. - No! 1219 01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:01,791 - Yes. - Why'd you call him? 1220 01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:03,359 - Just trust me. - Oh, man. 1221 01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:05,480 - Have I ever let you down? - Yeah, a million times. 1222 01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:06,948 Don't worry about that. That don't count. 1223 01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:09,600 - Oh, man. Look how he dressed. - It looks crazy. 1224 01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:11,228 - Don't worry about it. - Whoopi Goldberg. 1225 01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:13,550 - You smell a vampire? - Not yet, wait. 1226 01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:16,393 Right now, I smell fear. 1227 01:02:16,480 --> 01:02:19,518 - Fear? - And I smell broke-ass-ness 1228 01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:21,034 coming from this direction. 1229 01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:24,078 - Broke-ass-ness? - No, you smell your bottom lip. 1230 01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:25,639 Last but not least, I smell... 1231 01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:30,511 two bitch-ass niggas. 1232 01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:33,154 That's why you called me to save you like I did the Purge. 1233 01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:34,880 Saved me? You ain't saved me from nothin'! 1234 01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:36,228 You better take your Black ass off. 1235 01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:39,073 - Punk bitch nigga, you owe me money! - I don't owe you nothin'. 1236 01:02:39,160 --> 01:02:41,390 You little dick bitch. You pee on your boss. 1237 01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:43,915 - Fuck you too. - I hope your wife get pregnant again 1238 01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:45,832 and I hope the baby is not yours. 1239 01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:46,920 You kiss my ass! 1240 01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:50,191 Your mother, your grandfather, your uncles are all the same nigga. 1241 01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:51,760 I know you work for that cab company. 1242 01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:53,828 You need to get back in there and drive that cab, so- 1243 01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:55,268 - Carl Black, you owe me money! - Hey, hey, hey. 1244 01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:57,308 Calm down, calm down. I got it. I got it, calm down. 1245 01:02:57,320 --> 01:02:59,308 - This nigga is pissing me off. - If you calm down a little 1246 01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:01,357 - for a second. Look... - Don't you hit my head. 1247 01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:03,556 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 1248 01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:06,109 Look, I promised him I'd show him some crazy spooky shit 1249 01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:08,714 if I recorded it and put it on his live TV show. 1250 01:03:08,800 --> 01:03:09,800 - On YouTube? - Yeah. 1251 01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:11,628 - You ain't got no followers. - He's popular. 1252 01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:13,711 Five hundred thousand subscribers. 1253 01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:16,872 I got a live vampire livin' next door to me. That's what I got. 1254 01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:18,075 Nigga, that's why I'm here. 1255 01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:19,948 - That's why I brought these! - Hey, hey! 1256 01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:21,120 Put your leftovers down, man. 1257 01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:25,319 You must listen to me because I am a vampire slayer. 1258 01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:27,357 The vampires are very dangerous. 1259 01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:29,397 They will kill you. 1260 01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:32,677 He will suck your blood. He could be after your wife. 1261 01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:34,876 You have a wife. I know that. I've seen her. 1262 01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:36,439 She have a nice ass. No disrespect. 1263 01:03:36,520 --> 01:03:38,708 Tell me about these niggas, please. What did he look like? 1264 01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:40,631 He's bite-size, he's real short. 1265 01:03:40,720 --> 01:03:42,074 How short is he? 1266 01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:44,037 He's short. He's-he's, you know, he's... 1267 01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:45,548 Between you and this nigga, where is he? 1268 01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:47,228 Like this way? This way? That way? Under the table? 1269 01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:48,878 - Pocket size. - Pocket size nigga? 1270 01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:50,553 He got like a little perm. 1271 01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:52,830 He looked like that little man on the dime. 1272 01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:54,069 - What dime? - The dime. 1273 01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:56,595 - The dime, motherfucker. The dime. - Dime. Ten cents. 1274 01:03:56,680 --> 01:03:58,318 Ten cents a day, like what you eat. 1275 01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:00,311 Shut the fuck up, little bitch nigga. Fuck you. 1276 01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:02,914 If I had a choice between the vampires, 1277 01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:05,514 the devil and Donald Trump, 1278 01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:07,591 I would take Donald Trump. 1279 01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:11,389 The question is now he's trying to take your family away, 1280 01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:13,520 - what are you are gonna do? - Hey, hey, hey! 1281 01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:15,788 We're not the vampire. You don't have to keep putting that on us. 1282 01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:18,633 Don't be a bitch! If I want to talk to a little nigga, 1283 01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:20,320 I go to Chuck E. Cheese. 1284 01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:24,948 Either you gon' help me, or you gon' help me, somebody gonna help me 1285 01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:26,680 or I'm going up in there with a wooden thing 1286 01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:28,188 - and I'm gonna stab him in the... - Mm. 1287 01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:31,795 I'm telling you! You know how... I'm going up in there and... 1288 01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:32,880 Hey! 1289 01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:35,600 - You guys are crazier'n shit! - Who the fuck is that? 1290 01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:39,990 Carl Black, I'm all you have. 1291 01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:42,196 You must save your wife. 1292 01:04:42,280 --> 01:04:44,959 Before it's too late. 1293 01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:07,394 Fellas, listen to me. 1294 01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:10,279 The vampire is very tricky and old. 1295 01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:14,274 It has survived many centuries because he's smart. 1296 01:05:14,360 --> 01:05:17,830 Much smarter than your stupid ignorant ass, Carl Black. 1297 01:05:17,920 --> 01:05:21,436 That insidious bastard is a master vampire. 1298 01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:23,312 A master vampire? 1299 01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:27,519 He's not to be played with. That means he has companions. 1300 01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:30,114 - Companions? - We have a lot more to deal with. 1301 01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:31,713 You have to get to know your enemy. 1302 01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:32,949 I thought I knew him. 1303 01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:34,917 And how about his crew? Do you know them? 1304 01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:37,640 His crew? What? The butler? 1305 01:05:37,720 --> 01:05:41,190 Butler?! That's not a butler! That's his ghoul! 1306 01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:42,554 What is a ghoul? 1307 01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:45,678 This is not the time to be a bitch, Carl Black. 1308 01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:48,229 A ghoul is very dangerous. 1309 01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:49,588 What about those fine-ass girls he had in there? 1310 01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:51,716 - Yeah. They was fine. - Cronut! 1311 01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:56,038 - I liked them. - Those are not average fine-ass girls. 1312 01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:59,158 Those are his bodyguards. They are murderous. 1313 01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:00,116 What? 1314 01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:03,158 The more beautiful they are, the more dangerous. 1315 01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:05,754 This is getting more serious than I imagined. 1316 01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:08,753 What's this shit? It was addressed to him. 1317 01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:10,388 He got a little chain on. He got your same facial structure... 1318 01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:12,755 Don't be a dick face. Give me that. 1319 01:06:22,280 --> 01:06:24,749 It is nothing. Just some stupid fucking doll. 1320 01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:26,558 - Put it away. - Are you sure? 1321 01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:28,108 How we going to kill this motherfucker? 1322 01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:29,872 - Dad. Dad. I got an idea. - What? 1323 01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:32,156 I turned the Purge bats into stakes. 1324 01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:34,277 If you stab a vampire with it, it'll die. 1325 01:06:34,360 --> 01:06:37,716 Shut up! This is why I'm here. 1326 01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:40,792 We have to kill the vampire! 1327 01:06:58,320 --> 01:07:00,231 Why you wipe my kisses off like that? 1328 01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:02,436 Baby, because you put too much lip gloss on. 1329 01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:04,068 - No, I don't. - Yeah, you do, and then my shit 1330 01:07:04,080 --> 01:07:06,268 - be all glittery for the rest of the day. - Shut up. I do it for you 1331 01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:08,188 - when I'm around you. Whatever. - Use Chapstick. 1332 01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:09,948 - You cute. You fine and all, baby. - Whatever. 1333 01:07:09,960 --> 01:07:11,473 Give me a little bit of head now. 1334 01:07:11,560 --> 01:07:12,560 - What? - I'm just saying, 1335 01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:14,148 like, I wanna get a little bit of head... 1336 01:07:14,160 --> 01:07:15,948 We're in front of my parents' house. Are you serious? 1337 01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:17,473 Baby, they're sleeping a little bit. 1338 01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:18,595 - Babe. - Come on, baby. 1339 01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:20,428 - Just a little bit of head. - Stop playing all the time. 1340 01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:23,080 - Baby, my-my legs. I'm-I'm paralyzed. - Stop. 1341 01:07:23,160 --> 01:07:25,595 That's the least you could do, community service. 1342 01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:27,228 Let me get a little bit of community head. 1343 01:07:27,240 --> 01:07:28,594 Shut up. We need to talk. 1344 01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:31,600 Talk about what? Baby, look, talk with my dick in your mouth a little bit. 1345 01:07:31,640 --> 01:07:33,668 - I don't mean to be disrespectful. - Wait, wait. Listen. 1346 01:07:33,680 --> 01:07:35,557 Listen to what? 1347 01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:37,392 - Baby. - Did you hear that? 1348 01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:38,788 The only thing you need to listen to is. 1349 01:07:38,800 --> 01:07:41,872 Listen! 1350 01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:43,995 The fuck was that? 1351 01:07:46,720 --> 01:07:49,234 Shit! Oh, shit! 1352 01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:50,799 - What is that? - Ooh. 1353 01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:51,920 Oh, my God. 1354 01:07:54,280 --> 01:07:56,590 Freezee! Freezee! 1355 01:07:56,680 --> 01:07:58,751 That was Allie. 1356 01:07:58,840 --> 01:08:00,239 Time to get the fuck out. 1357 01:08:02,560 --> 01:08:05,473 - What just happened? - I don't know. I just heard screams, man. 1358 01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:08,194 He made the first move. He has taken your daughter. 1359 01:08:08,280 --> 01:08:09,679 It's all fucked up, man. 1360 01:08:09,760 --> 01:08:12,513 I didn't know they had Allie, too. I like Allie! But there's more. 1361 01:08:12,600 --> 01:08:14,508 - Well, tell us more. - Yeah, you better say something 1362 01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:16,680 - before we take your banana bag, nigga. - Come on now. 1363 01:08:16,720 --> 01:08:18,552 The vampires, man, they got me. 1364 01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:20,313 See that house next door? 1365 01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:23,631 They havin' a big-ass vampire party up there, man. 1366 01:08:23,720 --> 01:08:25,438 Dracula kind of blushin'. 1367 01:08:25,520 --> 01:08:28,831 They said when it's over, they gonna kill everybody. 1368 01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:30,433 - Oh, God. - Shit. 1369 01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:32,238 Things all fucked up around here, man. 1370 01:08:32,320 --> 01:08:34,880 Not me. They ain't gonna get me. 1371 01:08:34,960 --> 01:08:36,712 They ain't gonna get me! 1372 01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:38,920 Come back here! 1373 01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:43,039 Fuck that! I'm a real snitch! 1374 01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:45,794 Those vampires, they done bit me. 1375 01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:48,120 Did you hear that? 1376 01:08:48,200 --> 01:08:49,759 Yeah, you saw how he took off? 1377 01:08:49,840 --> 01:08:52,229 This is exactly what the monster wants. 1378 01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:54,709 He wants you to attack him at night, when he's strongest. 1379 01:08:54,800 --> 01:08:56,757 Don't fall for it. 1380 01:08:56,840 --> 01:08:59,148 What am I supposed to do? I got a wife and a daughter over there. 1381 01:08:59,160 --> 01:09:01,276 Just wait till the daytime, when he's weak. 1382 01:09:01,360 --> 01:09:02,948 - And then we kill him. - No, no, no, no. 1383 01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:06,271 If you wait fill the morning, Lorena and Allie will be vampires. 1384 01:09:06,360 --> 01:09:08,829 - Oh. - Junior, I love you to death. 1385 01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:12,151 They already got your sister in there. They're trying to get your mama. 1386 01:09:12,240 --> 01:09:16,029 This is a good neighborhood and I'm here to protect it, because I'm Carl Black. 1387 01:09:16,120 --> 01:09:18,919 And I'm Cronut. We ride together, we die together. 1388 01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:20,673 Go lock up the house! 1389 01:09:20,800 --> 01:09:24,077 We need the right weapons to kill this vampire. 1390 01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:26,037 - I made a phone call. - Who you call? 1391 01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:28,077 - Mr. Saturday Night. - What? 1392 01:09:28,160 --> 01:09:30,117 He knows everything about killing vampires. 1393 01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:31,235 Saturday Night? 1394 01:09:31,320 --> 01:09:34,358 I met him last Friday at Fat Tuesday's. 1395 01:09:34,480 --> 01:09:36,391 Let's go. It's war. 1396 01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:46,591 Friends, let me do all the talking. 1397 01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:50,869 I've seen this guy kill lots of people. 1398 01:09:50,960 --> 01:09:52,792 Don't do no bitch shit now. 1399 01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:02,200 Let's go. 1400 01:10:07,200 --> 01:10:09,840 He's the only one to kill vampires. 1401 01:10:09,920 --> 01:10:11,911 He'll give us all the weapons. 1402 01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:14,674 Just stay calm. 1403 01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:18,318 I believe in God, first and foremost. 1404 01:10:18,440 --> 01:10:19,874 So we have vampires. 1405 01:10:19,960 --> 01:10:22,110 - I'm scared. - What you scared of? 1406 01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:23,360 He looks like The Undertaker. 1407 01:10:23,440 --> 01:10:26,876 I may not have what you want, but I got just what you need. 1408 01:10:26,960 --> 01:10:28,560 Holy shit. 1409 01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:31,671 - You ain't playin'. - No, he's not. 1410 01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:33,831 - Damn! - You're gonna like this. 1411 01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:36,759 Whoa. 1412 01:10:36,840 --> 01:10:38,908 - Oh, that's cool. I like that. - That's alkaline water. 1413 01:10:38,920 --> 01:10:40,194 Alkaline? It's holy water! 1414 01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:42,112 Joel Osteen holy water. 1415 01:10:42,200 --> 01:10:43,793 It kind got a pineapple taste to it. 1416 01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:49,159 Since we have vampires, I got us some UV sunlight. 1417 01:10:49,240 --> 01:10:51,993 Hey, hey, hey. 1418 01:10:54,360 --> 01:10:56,351 You're Black, motherfucker. It don't work as well. 1419 01:10:56,480 --> 01:10:58,039 Nigga, I can't see now. 1420 01:10:58,120 --> 01:11:01,033 They say short motherfuckers love to get freaky, 1421 01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:04,192 so I brought this just for you. 1422 01:11:04,320 --> 01:11:06,516 My boy. You know me, don't you? 1423 01:11:06,600 --> 01:11:08,398 - Not really. - Is this real leather? 1424 01:11:08,480 --> 01:11:10,232 - Not really. - I'm wearing this. 1425 01:11:10,320 --> 01:11:11,913 Look at that. Look, look, look, look. 1426 01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:14,833 When y'all really ready to take out some motherfuckers... 1427 01:11:14,920 --> 01:11:16,115 Ooh. 1428 01:11:16,200 --> 01:11:18,191 - This what I pull out. - Shit. 1429 01:11:18,280 --> 01:11:21,079 - God is great. - All the time. 1430 01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:23,474 If it ain't not Jesus. 1431 01:11:23,560 --> 01:11:25,597 You got it cold. You put that on. 1432 01:11:25,680 --> 01:11:27,717 - Me? - You put that on. 1433 01:11:30,120 --> 01:11:31,633 God gon' protect you. 1434 01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:35,080 There's something I want to show you. 1435 01:11:37,120 --> 01:11:39,191 That look like Leslie Jones' dildo. 1436 01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:41,112 Oh. 1437 01:11:41,200 --> 01:11:42,388 - Nigga... - Hey, wait, wait, man. 1438 01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:44,400 - I think he just stabbed me, he just... - Stop it. 1439 01:11:44,440 --> 01:11:45,588 I felt it in my... in my body. 1440 01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:47,273 No, you're cool. Don't be bitches. 1441 01:11:47,360 --> 01:11:49,271 You look like you know what's goin' on. 1442 01:11:49,360 --> 01:11:51,397 I know exactly what's goin' on. 1443 01:12:00,160 --> 01:12:02,037 Nigga, you're Illuminati. I see you. 1444 01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:03,520 Enough of that. 1445 01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:07,439 - Thank you, Mr. Friday the 13th. - It's Saturday. 1446 01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:09,068 Nigga, this nigga Friday the 13th. 1447 01:12:09,080 --> 01:12:11,390 This nigga's... nigga! All right, cool, cool. 1448 01:12:11,480 --> 01:12:12,754 You keep doing your thing. 1449 01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:17,553 That nigga's on some Harry Potter shit. 1450 01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:19,868 It's cool, really. I know the nigga. 1451 01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:04,514 This motherfucker lit! 1452 01:13:04,600 --> 01:13:05,999 They know how to party here. 1453 01:13:07,160 --> 01:13:09,674 We gotta find Allie. 1454 01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:12,991 Damn, man, I'm staying right here. I think I feel good right here. 1455 01:13:21,600 --> 01:13:24,114 Cronut! Go that way. 1456 01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:38,909 ...with three people dragging someone. 1457 01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:41,108 - Neighborhood, somebody. - Harrison. 1458 01:13:41,120 --> 01:13:43,316 - This is Harrison. - Do you guys need a backup unit? 1459 01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:44,799 No, I'm good, Captain. I mean, 1460 01:13:44,880 --> 01:13:46,880 this shit making me a little nervous for real, man. 1461 01:13:46,960 --> 01:13:48,871 I mean, we back down to this spooky-ass house. 1462 01:13:48,960 --> 01:13:50,837 We just left here a couple of days ago. 1463 01:13:50,920 --> 01:13:52,479 Listen, I don't want to be no cop. 1464 01:13:52,560 --> 01:13:54,668 I just thought pieces of shit dropped-dropped big time. 1465 01:13:54,680 --> 01:13:56,353 Man. My man is shitting on himself. 1466 01:13:56,440 --> 01:13:57,868 This shit is spooky out here, Captain. 1467 01:13:57,880 --> 01:14:00,759 I mean, shit, there's all kinds of noises out here 1468 01:14:00,840 --> 01:14:03,275 and fucking some... Some wind and shit. Can y'all... 1469 01:14:03,360 --> 01:14:04,600 I don't got the heart for this. 1470 01:14:04,680 --> 01:14:05,840 Harrison, is everything okay? 1471 01:14:05,960 --> 01:14:07,598 What's wrong? You're supposed to be... 1472 01:14:07,680 --> 01:14:09,308 You're supposed to be hard. You're acting scared. 1473 01:14:09,320 --> 01:14:11,596 - What's wrong? Harry, what's wrong? - Harrison. 1474 01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:13,668 I thought you had all the tricks and now you're acting like a bitch. 1475 01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:15,193 Harrison. 1476 01:14:18,960 --> 01:14:20,997 A bite of crime 'bout to bite you, nigga. 1477 01:14:37,320 --> 01:14:40,711 I'm not a vampire. My name's Allie, Allie Black. 1478 01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:42,393 I live next door. 1479 01:14:42,480 --> 01:14:45,472 If you could just get me out of this, it would... 1480 01:14:46,560 --> 01:14:48,039 Okay. Look, my... my... 1481 01:14:48,120 --> 01:14:52,478 Can you ask Dr.Mama-tunday-wanday to come here? 1482 01:14:53,480 --> 01:14:55,118 Damn. 1483 01:15:04,120 --> 01:15:06,589 What the fuck was that? 1484 01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:10,950 Shut up. 1485 01:15:13,240 --> 01:15:15,595 Don't talk. 1486 01:15:15,680 --> 01:15:17,318 What the fuck is your problem? Shut up. 1487 01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:25,273 Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Hey. 1488 01:15:55,080 --> 01:15:57,720 - What? - That was a silver metal nigga. 1489 01:15:57,800 --> 01:16:00,189 Oh, God. A silver metal nigga? 1490 01:16:00,280 --> 01:16:01,998 Silver metal. Not a regular nigga. 1491 01:16:02,080 --> 01:16:03,479 Metal nigga? 1492 01:16:03,560 --> 01:16:05,710 There are more of them niggas around. Trust me. 1493 01:16:08,880 --> 01:16:10,439 - Oh, shit. - Whoo-whoo. 1494 01:16:11,640 --> 01:16:12,914 Oh, God. 1495 01:16:14,600 --> 01:16:16,113 Please don't hurt me. 1496 01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:20,276 Please, Mr. knight in big, black armor. 1497 01:16:20,360 --> 01:16:21,873 - Oooh. - Oh, my God. 1498 01:16:21,960 --> 01:16:24,349 Oh, my God. 1499 01:16:24,440 --> 01:16:28,434 - Shh. - Mmm. 1500 01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:30,119 - It's Cronut, baby! - What?! 1501 01:16:30,200 --> 01:16:31,548 - I got you, didn't I? - Cronut... Cronut... 1502 01:16:31,560 --> 01:16:33,988 - You didn't even know it was me, did you? - Cronut! Get me out of here. 1503 01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:36,868 - You gotta untie me out, please. - Yeah. You're as fine as a motherfucker. 1504 01:16:36,880 --> 01:16:38,868 - When did you grow up? - Cronut, shut... Shut the fuck up! 1505 01:16:38,880 --> 01:16:41,228 If you like it, we second cousins, we ain't no kin, so we can... 1506 01:16:41,240 --> 01:16:43,748 Are you serious right now? Shut the fuck up. I'm gonna tell Daddy. 1507 01:16:43,760 --> 01:16:45,910 Oh, shit, man. 1508 01:16:46,920 --> 01:16:48,513 Now I know why the vampire wanted her. 1509 01:16:48,600 --> 01:16:52,389 Oh, hell no! That's my baby. 1510 01:16:53,680 --> 01:16:58,277 Baby, please wake up. Wake up, baby. Oh... 1511 01:16:58,360 --> 01:16:59,360 God. 1512 01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:00,548 - Get your damn hands off! - Jesus, fuck! 1513 01:17:00,560 --> 01:17:01,560 Don't touch my lady! 1514 01:17:01,640 --> 01:17:03,074 He's in there, trying to kill us. 1515 01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:05,436 What the fuck is you in this shit for in the first place? 1516 01:17:05,520 --> 01:17:07,511 I was trying to escape. I was going with Freezee. 1517 01:17:07,640 --> 01:17:09,188 That's what getting hot in the ass get you. 1518 01:17:09,200 --> 01:17:10,840 Hurry up and get me the fuck out of here. 1519 01:17:14,080 --> 01:17:15,150 All right. Let's go. 1520 01:17:15,240 --> 01:17:16,719 - What? Oh, oh! - My feet. 1521 01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:18,628 I was going with Freezee and I don't even know where he is. 1522 01:17:18,640 --> 01:17:19,908 Yeah, there it is, right... 1523 01:17:19,920 --> 01:17:21,680 - Stop looking at me. - Shut the fuck... shh. 1524 01:17:22,360 --> 01:17:25,398 Please come back to life. 1525 01:17:25,480 --> 01:17:28,632 Please, baby, I want some of that pussy again. 1526 01:17:28,720 --> 01:17:31,234 I mean, I love you again. I swear I love you. 1527 01:17:34,800 --> 01:17:36,120 Carl? Carl? 1528 01:17:37,400 --> 01:17:39,038 Jesus Christ, what happened? 1529 01:17:39,120 --> 01:17:40,713 I had the worst dream. 1530 01:17:40,840 --> 01:17:41,875 What did he do to you? 1531 01:17:41,960 --> 01:17:45,874 I was, uh, I was trying to bite you. 1532 01:17:46,880 --> 01:17:48,518 Carl, what's in my mouth? 1533 01:17:48,640 --> 01:17:49,755 You look like Blac Chyna. 1534 01:17:49,840 --> 01:17:51,433 Oh, stop. What's in my mouth? 1535 01:17:51,560 --> 01:17:53,597 I don't know, but I don't want no head no more. 1536 01:17:53,680 --> 01:17:55,000 What is this, Carl? What is this? 1537 01:17:55,040 --> 01:17:57,077 It look like a pimple on the mouth. 1538 01:18:00,880 --> 01:18:02,360 Where is Daddy at? Where is everybody? 1539 01:18:02,440 --> 01:18:03,948 They right here looking for your stupid ass. 1540 01:18:03,960 --> 01:18:04,791 But how we gonna get them? 1541 01:18:04,880 --> 01:18:06,428 All right. This is what we're gonna do. All right. 1542 01:18:06,440 --> 01:18:08,590 This me, this you. When I'm gonna say "hike," 1543 01:18:08,680 --> 01:18:09,788 - you're gonna throw the ball... - Right. 1544 01:18:09,800 --> 01:18:10,828 Nah, I don't like that play. 1545 01:18:10,840 --> 01:18:12,877 This what we gon' do, go right here, ten yards cut. 1546 01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:15,268 - Are you playing football? - You-you want to get out of here or not? 1547 01:18:15,280 --> 01:18:17,396 - It doesn't work! Shut the fuck up. - Just let's go. 1548 01:18:28,920 --> 01:18:31,389 - No. - Calm down. No. 1549 01:18:31,480 --> 01:18:32,800 Don't you do your neck like that. 1550 01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:34,518 Calm down. 1551 01:18:37,040 --> 01:18:38,792 - Calm the fuck down. - Please, please. 1552 01:18:41,080 --> 01:18:44,789 No! Cronut, no! 1553 01:18:44,880 --> 01:18:46,473 Please. 1554 01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:55,839 Don't you do it, don't you do it. 1555 01:18:55,920 --> 01:18:58,480 No... 1556 01:19:01,560 --> 01:19:02,560 Mayweather. 1557 01:19:02,640 --> 01:19:04,268 He gave it like that. 1558 01:19:06,240 --> 01:19:08,038 Yeah! 1559 01:19:20,440 --> 01:19:23,717 I'm a vampire slayer. I'm like Blade. 1560 01:19:23,800 --> 01:19:25,074 - I did that. - You did what? 1561 01:19:25,160 --> 01:19:27,071 - I killed him. - No, I did that. I did... 1562 01:19:27,160 --> 01:19:28,514 - Really? - I'm Blade. Yeah, yeah. 1563 01:19:31,280 --> 01:19:32,953 Let's go find your dad. 1564 01:19:33,040 --> 01:19:35,600 Carl, I don't feel well. Tell me, where are we? 1565 01:19:35,680 --> 01:19:36,795 Lorena? 1566 01:19:38,240 --> 01:19:39,150 There he is! 1567 01:19:39,240 --> 01:19:40,275 Carl Black. 1568 01:19:41,400 --> 01:19:43,596 Release my beloved. 1569 01:19:43,680 --> 01:19:45,273 That's the nigga next door. 1570 01:19:45,360 --> 01:19:47,271 You don't mess with a man's wife! 1571 01:19:47,360 --> 01:19:48,873 That is our wife. 1572 01:19:48,960 --> 01:19:51,110 She is at least on a time share. 1573 01:19:51,200 --> 01:19:53,350 I've been waiting my whole life for you 1574 01:19:53,440 --> 01:19:58,719 to kill you, you punk-bitch, little ass, dick-looking bitch. 1575 01:19:58,800 --> 01:20:00,711 You call him a bitch? Come on. 1576 01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:02,708 We ain't finna be too many more bitches up in here now. 1577 01:20:02,720 --> 01:20:03,788 You better watch your mouth. 1578 01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:06,314 Listen here, Black Baltimore Raven. 1579 01:20:06,400 --> 01:20:11,031 You will no longer disparage my household. 1580 01:20:11,120 --> 01:20:12,349 Hit him with that juice. 1581 01:20:16,480 --> 01:20:19,359 Hit him again. Damn, let me see your shit. 1582 01:20:19,440 --> 01:20:21,636 Man, that's mango juice you're throwing on that man. 1583 01:20:21,720 --> 01:20:23,199 Why this nigga is not dying? 1584 01:20:23,280 --> 01:20:24,759 - Why? - Oh, man. That's bullshit. 1585 01:20:24,880 --> 01:20:27,068 - What kind of nigga is this? - Fuck you're gonna kill a vampire 1586 01:20:27,080 --> 01:20:29,356 with Visine, motherfucker? 1587 01:20:29,440 --> 01:20:30,560 Hit him with that third one. 1588 01:20:30,600 --> 01:20:31,874 Punk bitch, die! 1589 01:20:33,560 --> 01:20:35,870 This nigga is not dying. Back up. 1590 01:20:35,960 --> 01:20:37,758 Thank you, ladies. 1591 01:20:37,840 --> 01:20:39,433 - Whoa. - Daddy. 1592 01:20:39,560 --> 01:20:41,188 - Where you been? - We've been looking for you. 1593 01:20:41,200 --> 01:20:43,760 - I saved Allie. - No, I saved you. 1594 01:20:43,840 --> 01:20:45,672 Enough! 1595 01:20:47,680 --> 01:20:50,240 Look how you got my woman's mouth looking, man. 1596 01:20:50,320 --> 01:20:53,631 I bring to you from Africa, Egypt, 1597 01:20:53,720 --> 01:20:55,916 Denmark and Dayton. 1598 01:21:03,560 --> 01:21:04,914 That's Jodeci! 1599 01:21:08,720 --> 01:21:10,393 No! 1600 01:21:11,800 --> 01:21:15,031 I swear by the black hairs of your chinny chin chin, 1601 01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:17,475 I will huff and puff. 1602 01:21:17,600 --> 01:21:21,230 And these demons will blow your house down. 1603 01:21:21,320 --> 01:21:23,152 What's up, y'all? 1604 01:21:23,240 --> 01:21:25,880 - Watch out... oh! - Oh, shit! 1605 01:21:25,960 --> 01:21:27,280 What the hell are you doing here? 1606 01:21:27,360 --> 01:21:28,794 Freezee, 1607 01:21:28,880 --> 01:21:30,154 what happened to you? 1608 01:21:30,280 --> 01:21:32,999 Vampire gang. We out here, gang-gang! 1609 01:21:33,080 --> 01:21:34,718 They done hooked your boy up. 1610 01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:39,158 Half vampire, half goat legs, full horse dick. 1611 01:21:39,240 --> 01:21:41,151 Donkey dick. 1612 01:21:42,720 --> 01:21:44,438 It's all backwards though. 1613 01:21:44,520 --> 01:21:46,238 Your ass is forward, Freezee. 1614 01:21:46,320 --> 01:21:47,674 They done fuck me up in the lab. 1615 01:21:47,760 --> 01:21:50,274 You're a hairy retarded vampire. 1616 01:21:50,360 --> 01:21:52,108 - This ain't the life I chose. - You fucked him up. 1617 01:21:52,120 --> 01:21:54,111 You fucked him up. You fucked him up. 1618 01:21:54,200 --> 01:21:56,077 I appreciate it. At least I can walk now. 1619 01:21:56,160 --> 01:21:58,834 Listen here, Switchblade. 1620 01:21:58,920 --> 01:22:01,833 You already know Black Lives Matter. 1621 01:22:01,920 --> 01:22:05,879 This is Black matter lives. 1622 01:22:07,160 --> 01:22:09,834 Welcome to the dark, motherfucker. 1623 01:22:09,920 --> 01:22:11,108 Attack! 1624 01:22:11,120 --> 01:22:12,160 Come on. Come on. Come on. 1625 01:22:44,200 --> 01:22:46,032 - You hit me in the nuts! - I'm sorry. 1626 01:22:47,280 --> 01:22:48,873 I'm tired of your ass. 1627 01:22:53,600 --> 01:22:55,591 Let's go, bitch. Let's go. 1628 01:23:02,480 --> 01:23:04,073 I got you! 1629 01:23:11,760 --> 01:23:15,390 - Yeah, bitch! - Die slow! Die slow! 1630 01:23:15,480 --> 01:23:17,073 Carl! Behind you! 1631 01:23:28,800 --> 01:23:29,800 Help her. 1632 01:23:34,760 --> 01:23:37,912 - I can't move my hand. - I can't move mine. 1633 01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:40,071 I'm throwing up gang signs. 1634 01:23:48,640 --> 01:23:50,677 Finally, Lorena. 1635 01:24:22,040 --> 01:24:25,271 Nigga is not dead yet. I don't think he's dead. 1636 01:24:35,200 --> 01:24:36,599 Baby, he's not dead. 1637 01:24:39,840 --> 01:24:44,152 You know I'm coming now. 1638 01:24:46,480 --> 01:24:48,869 Go get the voodoo doll. It's the only way to kill him. 1639 01:24:48,960 --> 01:24:51,076 - All right. Cool. - Hurry. 1640 01:24:56,280 --> 01:24:58,476 Go lock the back door. Get the doors locked. Come on. 1641 01:24:58,560 --> 01:25:00,471 We can't kill him without the voodoo doll! 1642 01:25:02,920 --> 01:25:04,877 Cronut, hurry up. Hurry. 1643 01:25:06,400 --> 01:25:07,913 Hurry up, Cronut. 1644 01:25:09,800 --> 01:25:12,030 Wooky said this will kill the vampire. 1645 01:25:12,120 --> 01:25:13,440 Is that it? 1646 01:25:13,520 --> 01:25:14,919 - Yeah. - All right. Let's go. 1647 01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:18,195 Whoa! Shit! 1648 01:25:19,920 --> 01:25:21,638 Ah, shit! 1649 01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:26,560 Come on, come on. Oh, shit! 1650 01:25:26,680 --> 01:25:28,557 - Please. Please. - Hey, hey, stop. 1651 01:25:28,640 --> 01:25:31,075 Please. 1652 01:25:32,840 --> 01:25:35,070 Shit! 1653 01:25:54,960 --> 01:25:56,314 Lorena. 1654 01:25:57,960 --> 01:26:00,474 Come to me, Lorena. 1655 01:26:00,560 --> 01:26:02,597 - Carl... - What's wrong? 1656 01:26:02,680 --> 01:26:04,273 He's calling me. 1657 01:26:07,560 --> 01:26:12,714 You can kill me, but you cannot make me die. 1658 01:26:22,640 --> 01:26:25,553 I will have what belongs to me. 1659 01:26:35,240 --> 01:26:37,231 I'm 'bout to go kill Mamuwalde. 1660 01:26:37,320 --> 01:26:38,958 Okay. 1661 01:26:43,360 --> 01:26:46,398 - Damn, Hugo. - Nobody calls me Hugo. 1662 01:26:47,600 --> 01:26:48,999 What do they call you then? 1663 01:26:49,080 --> 01:26:51,276 Filero. 1664 01:26:51,360 --> 01:26:53,670 And what's Filero? 1665 01:26:53,760 --> 01:26:56,832 It means blade in Mexican. 1666 01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:01,434 Really? 1667 01:27:15,400 --> 01:27:17,073 Carl... no... 1668 01:27:18,840 --> 01:27:21,229 Where do you think you're going? 1669 01:27:21,320 --> 01:27:22,993 What did you just do to me? 1670 01:27:23,080 --> 01:27:24,593 Do you feel that? 1671 01:27:26,120 --> 01:27:27,394 I got the voodoo doll. 1672 01:27:27,480 --> 01:27:30,120 Break the voodoo doll. 1673 01:27:30,200 --> 01:27:32,350 - What? - Break the voodoo doll! 1674 01:27:33,600 --> 01:27:34,396 Cronut! 1675 01:27:34,480 --> 01:27:36,869 Release your meaningless life. 1676 01:27:36,960 --> 01:27:38,394 Fuck about that... 1677 01:27:38,520 --> 01:27:41,319 I see we don't know what immortal means. 1678 01:27:41,440 --> 01:27:43,954 Break the doll, the voodoo doll! 1679 01:27:45,840 --> 01:27:47,160 - Break it! - Break it! 1680 01:28:01,960 --> 01:28:04,600 - You motherfucker. - Don't you touch me. 1681 01:28:09,120 --> 01:28:11,157 Come to me, Lorena. 1682 01:28:12,160 --> 01:28:15,039 - You better stop! - Come this way. 1683 01:28:15,120 --> 01:28:17,316 Lorena, wake up! 1684 01:28:17,400 --> 01:28:18,959 Lorena. 1685 01:28:20,520 --> 01:28:23,034 Take your place with me. 1686 01:28:23,120 --> 01:28:24,838 Babe, don't do this! Baby! 1687 01:28:24,920 --> 01:28:29,471 We are the Jay-Z and Beyoncé of the underworld. 1688 01:28:31,400 --> 01:28:35,030 Complete my darkness. 1689 01:28:35,160 --> 01:28:38,312 Come with me. There's not much time left. 1690 01:28:50,480 --> 01:28:52,835 You don't need him. 1691 01:28:52,920 --> 01:28:56,515 He doesn't have a job and he can't write a book. 1692 01:29:07,440 --> 01:29:10,000 I got this new book coming out. Terror Night. 1693 01:29:10,080 --> 01:29:11,639 Nigga! Ain't nobody reading your book! 1694 01:29:11,720 --> 01:29:14,394 My book is in... in... in Barnes and Noble's. 1695 01:29:14,480 --> 01:29:17,000 That book was terrible. It's one of the worst books I ever read. 1696 01:29:17,120 --> 01:29:18,349 Carl, I'm not happy here. 1697 01:29:18,440 --> 01:29:19,828 I need the money, Dad. 1698 01:29:19,840 --> 01:29:21,831 Just just leave. Just leave. Go take a nap. 1699 01:29:21,920 --> 01:29:23,560 This ain't the time for your goddamn book. 1700 01:29:24,440 --> 01:29:26,113 I don't know if this is it for us. 1701 01:29:26,200 --> 01:29:29,192 I used to think it was the house, the neighborhood, your book. 1702 01:29:31,600 --> 01:29:32,708 You need to realize 1703 01:29:32,720 --> 01:29:35,189 that family's the most important thing in life, not a book. 1704 01:29:36,200 --> 01:29:37,680 - I'm moving out. - You're messing up. 1705 01:29:39,760 --> 01:29:42,513 It's you and I that don't work. It's you. 1706 01:29:45,760 --> 01:29:48,036 Come to me now. 1707 01:29:52,800 --> 01:29:54,473 Carl Black, save your wife. 1708 01:30:09,760 --> 01:30:13,799 Global warming is real. 1709 01:30:31,480 --> 01:30:34,871 Jack Mihoff, ANN News Live with the Buzz. 1710 01:30:34,960 --> 01:30:37,270 So you've survived the Purge. 1711 01:30:37,360 --> 01:30:40,671 You and this ragtag band of pimps, hoes... 1712 01:30:40,760 --> 01:30:42,108 - No, that's my family. - Sorry, what?! 1713 01:30:42,120 --> 01:30:43,760 No. It wasn't no pimps and hoes over here. 1714 01:30:43,800 --> 01:30:45,473 You defeated the vampire. 1715 01:30:45,560 --> 01:30:47,676 Saved the whole entire neighborhood. 1716 01:30:47,760 --> 01:30:50,991 Have you, Black Panther, Chloe, and Bow-Wow 1717 01:30:51,080 --> 01:30:54,471 ever thought about becoming the new Black Ghostbusters? 1718 01:30:57,240 --> 01:31:00,437 - Hunting ghosts? - Hunting ghosts? I mean... 1719 01:31:00,520 --> 01:31:01,908 You don't have to answer that, Carl. 1720 01:31:01,920 --> 01:31:03,718 It's a good idea. We could make money. 1721 01:31:03,800 --> 01:31:04,949 Let's wait, let's wait. 1722 01:31:05,040 --> 01:31:07,350 Don't be a bitch. Let's make this money, Carl. 1723 01:31:07,480 --> 01:31:09,915 Yes. Don't be a bitch. Make the money. 1724 01:31:10,000 --> 01:31:11,673 And what the fuck did you do? 1725 01:31:11,760 --> 01:31:13,468 - Look at me. - We could make money, Carl. 1726 01:31:13,480 --> 01:31:15,517 - Get the money, Carl. - Carl, let's do it. 1727 01:31:15,600 --> 01:31:17,557 - I'm gonna make money. - Yeah. Why-why not? 1728 01:31:17,640 --> 01:31:19,313 One more question. Handicapped white man, 1729 01:31:19,400 --> 01:31:22,392 is it true that your first experience with vampires 1730 01:31:22,480 --> 01:31:25,871 was in the jungle in Hanoi where your troop was ambushed, 1731 01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:30,437 you were ravaged, and your legs were completely destroyed? 1732 01:31:30,520 --> 01:31:32,670 Fuck you, Sammy Sosa. 1733 01:31:32,760 --> 01:31:34,428 One thing I hate about this neighborhood... 1734 01:31:34,440 --> 01:31:36,192 All the goddamn vampires. 1735 01:31:36,280 --> 01:31:39,193 Well, we would just like to thank you 1736 01:31:39,280 --> 01:31:41,430 for your service to this country and make... 1737 01:31:41,520 --> 01:31:42,590 Oh, my Lord! 1738 01:31:42,680 --> 01:31:44,388 His hands are strong, but his legs are dead. 1739 01:31:44,400 --> 01:31:46,160 Come on. Come on. Let his hand. Let his hand. 1740 01:31:46,200 --> 01:31:48,000 Get off me, Carl! Your wife's cheating on you! 1741 01:31:48,040 --> 01:31:49,308 - What are you talking about? - What? 1742 01:31:49,320 --> 01:31:50,480 - I see everything! - Shut up! 1743 01:31:50,560 --> 01:31:53,518 - Cronut's gay. - No, I'm not. That don't count in jail. 1744 01:31:53,600 --> 01:31:54,748 That's not even your daughter! 1745 01:31:54,760 --> 01:31:57,400 - Uh-uh. - No. I'm sick of this. 1746 01:31:57,480 --> 01:31:59,437 Yeah. I'm sick of you. 1747 01:31:59,520 --> 01:32:01,511 Come on, Carl. 1748 01:32:04,600 --> 01:32:06,188 Are you ready? 1749 01:32:06,200 --> 01:32:08,430 Give me one second, baby. I'm coming. 1750 01:32:08,520 --> 01:32:10,033 Lord knows I'm coming. 1751 01:32:10,120 --> 01:32:13,431 I know you happy you ain't with Clive no more. 1752 01:32:13,520 --> 01:32:15,840 - But what's taking you so long? - You're rushing me, babe. 1753 01:32:15,880 --> 01:32:18,235 You ain't rush Clive. I know you waited for his ass. 1754 01:32:18,320 --> 01:32:20,834 Just calm down. You gon' get this dick. 1755 01:32:20,920 --> 01:32:22,558 Gonna drop some good dick on you. 1756 01:32:22,680 --> 01:32:24,193 Well, hurry. 1757 01:32:24,280 --> 01:32:25,873 - Oh. - Yeah. 1758 01:32:25,960 --> 01:32:28,031 Yeah. 1759 01:32:28,120 --> 01:32:32,990 You see it. You see it. Yeah. 1760 01:32:33,080 --> 01:32:35,117 Say you're ready for me to draw some dick O's. 1761 01:32:38,320 --> 01:32:40,675 Yeah. Yeah. Oh-oh. 1762 01:32:40,760 --> 01:32:42,751 That's it? 1763 01:32:42,840 --> 01:32:44,751 You're kidding. 1764 01:32:44,840 --> 01:32:47,480 Wait. I-I... Damn, this was a long song. 1765 01:32:47,560 --> 01:32:48,880 - Wow. - You did good. No, no, no. 1766 01:32:49,000 --> 01:32:50,877 What you wowing for? 1767 01:32:52,640 --> 01:32:54,278 Who knocked it down, nigga? 1768 01:32:56,600 --> 01:32:58,637 Bitch ass! 1769 01:34:26,280 --> 01:34:30,956 This is Jack Mihoff with today's latest buzz. 1770 01:34:31,040 --> 01:34:34,192 There has been reports of a ragtag band 1771 01:34:34,280 --> 01:34:38,513 of Negro thug vigilantes and a Mexican. 1772 01:34:38,600 --> 01:34:42,559 Reports have been stated that they are calling themselves 1773 01:34:42,640 --> 01:34:45,314 the Ghetto Ghostbusters, 1774 01:34:45,400 --> 01:34:49,155 and they are out for street vengeance. 138974