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("JUNGLE FEVER" BY CHAKACHAS PLAYING)
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Oh, fuck yeah.
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Why's your door closed, Maxie?
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Dad, I'm in sixth grade.
I need, uh, privacy sometimes.
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Oh. Look, I'm heading to the airport.
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Be back in two days.
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Please be nice to your sister,
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help your mom, and do not touch the drone.
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- I won't. Bye.
- I'm serious, okay?
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- It's not a toy. It's for my work.
- Yep.
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Safe flight. Bye, Dad. Love you.
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Thank you. Hey. Come give me a hug, bud.
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I'll give you two hugs when you get back.
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(CHUCKLES) I get it.
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- Why are you smiling?
- Well, you're just growing up.
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- It's exciting to me.
- It's not. Stop smiling.
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(CHUCKLES)
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I remember bringing you home
from the hospital
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- like it was yesterday.
(GROANS)
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Now here you are,
sexually masturbating yourself.
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- No, I effing wasn't!
- Hey, it's cool, fool.
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It's like you got a new toy...
The best toy in the world...
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And you just want to keep playing with it.
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(GROANS)
- I don't know.
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I just want you to know I'm proud of you.
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Okay, do your thing. I'll see you later.
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Love you. See you in two days.
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Amy, you are not gonna believe this.
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("MULTI MILLIONAIRE" BY LIL PUMP PLAYING)
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THOR: Yo, guys, check this out.
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My babysitter told me everyone
in sixth grade gets hand jobs.
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What's a hand job?
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It's when a girl jerks you off
until you "coom."
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And then it's your job to clean it up.
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- I don't think it's "coom."
THOR: Yeah.
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C-U-M. "Coom."
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Middle school's way more
intense than elementary.
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If we're gonna get through this,
we need to stick together.
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Bean Bag Boys for life.
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(ALL HOWLING)
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THOR: Speed bump.
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Are your friends jelly
you're dating a college guy?
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(LAUGHS) Some of them, I think.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Wait, hey.
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- Can I help you?
- Retreat! Retreat!
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Hey, Stranger Things, go fuck yourself!
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- Hurry!
- Go, go, go!
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You know those fucking guys?
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LUCAS: Ha ha! No one can stop
the Turzan of Uzkara.
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Lucas, keep it in the case.
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Dude, it's worth 300 bucks.
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600 now. I checked.
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- $600?
- We're millionaires!
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(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
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Do you guys want to maybe go to
the skate park tomorrow after school?
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GIRL: I know what cocaine is.
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THOR: Annabelle, get out of here.
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Bean Bag Boys only.
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I heard, at the skate park,
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the older kids will make you take drugs.
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We'll never do drugs.
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They destroy lives and communities.
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You have no choice.
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Mom!
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Annabelle, don't antagonize your brother.
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Come on, go upstairs. Now... Hey.
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All right, Bean Bag Boys,
finish up. It's a school night.
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Lights out, 8:30.
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What? You said 8:45.
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Hey. Finish up.
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I don't think I want to go
to the skate park.
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We're in sixth grade now.
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We need to start doing sixth-grade things.
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(MOCKING) Ooh, you want
to see Brixlee, don't you?
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("VALENTINE" BY YK OSIRIS PLAYING)
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(SNEEZES)
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- Hi.
- Oh, my God!
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(SCREAM IN MOM)
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This park is fucking lit.
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Yo, guys, the Scooter Squad is here.
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You know who's really good
at burns? Atticus I.
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- He's so funny.
- Atticus I?
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I'd smoke him in a burn war. Right, Max?
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("VALENTINE" CONTINUES)
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(MOCKING) Ooh...
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So, are you gonna give Brixlee
the necklace you made her?
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No, shut up. It's...
I haven't put it in the kiln yet.
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You always have an excuse.
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Thor, you never talk to girls.
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Girls are a distraction.
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Rock of Ages auditions are in two days.
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♪ And I don't want to be tied down ♪
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Max, come here.
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Hey, Taylor.
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People are saying you made Brixlee
a necklace in art class.
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Nice try, but I don't talk about
my art projects before they're finished.
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If she had a crush on you,
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would you admit you had a crush on her?
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Does she have a crush on me?
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I don't know. I've never asked her.
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- See you tomorrow.
- Bye.
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(BIKE CLANKING)
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MAX: Fuck.
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(MAX SIGHS)
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- So, how'd it go, lover boy?
(PHONE BUZZES)
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Uh, she might know about the necklace.
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Veggie lasagne for dinner?
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Everything's coming up Lucas.
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I'll see you guys at school.
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Bye. Be safe.
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Yo, Scooter Boys. Scooter Boys. Act cool.
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- Act... Act cool.
- Okay, okay, okay.
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What's up, Atticus?
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You guys want to see something cool?
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Hell yeah.
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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What are we up to? What are we doing?
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We're gonna sip a beer.
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- Scared?
THOR: No.
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I've had, like, 5,000 sips of beer.
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Bitch, please.
Soren has the record. Three sips.
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- Three sips?
- Three sips.
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(EXHALES)
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(CHUCKLES) Whoa.
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I'm already feeling something.
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Delicious.
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(COUGHS)
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Careful. It's hot.
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Are you gonna drink it or not?
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(EXHALES SHARPLY)
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(GROANS) I forgot.
I have musical auditions this Friday.
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They drug-test for beer.
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Thor, just admit you're
a scared little-wittle baby.
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(BOYS LAUGHING)
- No, I'm not.
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Want us to put the beer in
a sippy cup for you, Sippy Cup?
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- No.
- Sippy Cup.
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- Amazing burn, Atticus.
THOR: It's not a good burn.
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His dad has two DUls
and has to take the train to work.
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That's a good burn.
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Sippy Cup, sing us a song.
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No.
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How about "Twinkle, Twinkle,
Little Bitch"?
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(CHANTING) Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup!
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(CHANTING CONTINUES)
MAX: No, no, guys. He'll do it.
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But he just needs more time to think.
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(CHANTING CONTINUES) Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup!
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Bye.
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(CAN POPS OPEN)
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(DRINK POURING)
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Lasagna and soda?
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(CHUCKLES) Don't tell my parents
you gave me this.
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(LAUGHTER)
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This kid is hilarious.
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We're getting a divorce.
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Wh-What do you mean?
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Okay, okay, I'll tell you.
Everything gonna stay the same.
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We promise.
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Will we still watch This Is Us together?
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- Of course. That's our favorite show.
DAD: Yes.
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That's our family show.
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Except now you're gonna see it
on two different TVs, you know.
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In two different houses.
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So you're gonna have to watch
the episode twice.
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What about Taco Tuesday?
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Taco Tuesdays are still going down.
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Matter of fact, you're gonna have
two Taco Tuesdays,
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just one on Wednesday now.
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- Twice the fun.
- Twice the fun, twice the tacos.
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Everything's gonna stay the same, so...
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Me and your mom, you know,
we're still best friends, right?
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Mm-hmm.
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DAD: I mean, it would've been nice
to have tacos together as a family.
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But how about this? We could
change it to Wing Wednesday...
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KIDS: ♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪
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♪ Walking on sunshine ♪♪ Whoa ♪
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♪ And don't it feel good ♪
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♪ Hey! Na, na, na-na na, na, na-na ♪
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♪ Now every time I go for the mailbox ♪
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♪ Gotta hold myself down ♪
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♪ Hey! Na, na, na-na na, na, na-na ♪
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♪ Ooh... ♪♪ 'Cause I just can't wait ♪
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♪ Till you write me
you're coming around ♪
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Thor, inspired, voice of an angel, man.
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♪ I'm walking on sunshine, whoa ♪
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- What are we walking on?
♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪
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♪ Whoa, and don't it feel good ♪
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It does feel good, don't it?
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- What's wrong?
- That song always makes me sad.
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Don't forget, Rock of Ages
auditions are tomorrow.
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It's my favorite musical.
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I did make some
pretty big changes, though,
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based on my time in Holly-weird.
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(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
- I think it'll really inspire
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those of you who dare to dream.
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Sick.
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MAX: So, I looked at her,
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but she was looking the other direction.
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But then she looked at me,
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and I was looking the other direction.
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So I think that someday
we're gonna make eye contact.
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That's cool. This musical is gonna be lit.
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Hey, Soren. Look at this.
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Sippy Cup is signing up for the musical.
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Singing is for try-hards.
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No, uh, someone signed me up as a joke.
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I was just crossing it off. See?
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Yeah, whatever, bitch-tits.
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Enough. Let's go.
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- I have places to be.
- Sorry, Soren.
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Don't listen to Atticus.
His dad doesn't even pay taxes.
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Doesn't matter what Atticus says.
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I've been thinking about quitting
singing ever since I was young.
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Come on. We're gonna miss fish sticks.
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Whoa. That's the best lunch
I've ever seen.
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Yeah, my parents are being
super nice because...
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Because they're great and...
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they're great, and everything's good.
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Ooh, wait. Is that a new earring?
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Yes, finally. Thank you for noticing.
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- It looks cute on you.
THOR: Max, I'm not going for cute.
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I'm going for sexy and hot.
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Those are the only two things
I'm looking for.
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- You like it?
- It looks infected.
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(KIDS LAUGHING)
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THOR: Soren's so cool.
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I heard he beat up Derek Bachman
and blow-jobbed his sister.
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He blow-jobbed his own sister?
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No, he blow-jobbed Derek's sister.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Fucking legend.
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I think Soren's calling me.
233
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,071
JSup? JSup?
234
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,991
I heard you sipped a beer
like a fucking champ.
235
00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:08,469
Yeah, I took a pretty big sip, actually.
236
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,875
Cool. I'm having a party tomorrow night.
237
00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,518
All these fools are coming.
238
00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:14,720
You in?
239
00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:18,513
You should come. Trust me.
240
00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:22,192
Yeah, I'll come, but, you know,
I'll have to ask my mom.
241
00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,555
Also, gonna be a kissing party.
242
00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:34,120
You've French-kissed girls before, right?
243
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,480
Yeah.
244
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:37,149
Of course.
245
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:38,560
Where?
246
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,194
(STAMMERS QUIETLY)
247
00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:43,954
Their mouths?
248
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,598
Yeah, dawg.
249
00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:50,197
He's not gonna start sitting
with the popular kids, is he?
250
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:53,633
No. If anyone should be
over there, it's me.
251
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:56,872
We heard kids were calling you Sippy Cup,
252
00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:58,518
and we just wanted to let you know
253
00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:01,990
you can always call on the Student
Coalition Against Bullying for protection.
254
00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:04,719
Does this look like a sippy cup?
255
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,268
No, it's a fucking juice box.
256
00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,316
'Cause I'm not a fucking child.
257
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,674
That's so rude.
258
00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:13,638
Wait. Can I bring Thor and Lucas?
259
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:16,678
(FINGERS SNAPPING RHYTHMICALLY)
260
00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:17,829
So random.
261
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,473
No, they're cool.
262
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:21,357
I'm trying to keep it
half girls, half guys.
263
00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:22,555
You feel me, dawg?
264
00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:24,517
I feel you, dawg, but...
265
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,158
they're my best friends.
266
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,470
We do everything together.
We're the Bean Bag Boys.
267
00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:30,879
That's a dope-ass name.
268
00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:33,632
(SIGHS) Fuck it. Bring 'em.
269
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,639
I ride or die for my squad, too.
270
00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:37,816
Let me know what your mom says, dawg.
271
00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:39,910
Okay. Bye, dawg. Bye, dawgs.
272
00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:43,789
So?
273
00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:45,791
Soren just invited us
to his party tomorrow.
274
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:47,632
- Soren?
- Yeah.
275
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,950
He said my name? He said "Thor"?
276
00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:52,511
- Pretty much, yeah.
- Sweet.
277
00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:55,376
There's also gonna be girls there.
You know what that means?
278
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:58,153
SING-SONGY: Drama.
- Kissing.
279
00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:04,272
So, do you guys know how to kiss?
280
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:07,153
- I have no fucking clue.
- No.
281
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,559
No, not at all.
282
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:11,509
MAX: Type "kissing."
283
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:13,352
Ooh. No, no, no. "Boobs."
284
00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:18,917
"Breast cancer research."
"How to find a bra that fits."
285
00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:21,311
(GASPS) I have an idea.
286
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,273
"Are you 18 or older?"
287
00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:32,793
I'm gonna click "yes."
288
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:34,313
We're not 18 or older.
289
00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:36,550
This could go on our permanent record.
290
00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:38,232
(GRUNTS)
291
00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:39,389
I'm your stepmother.
292
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,710
You are not supposed to be
looking at me in the shower.
293
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,656
Don't tell my dad.
He 7/ make me quit the sports team.
294
00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:45,716
Get up. Get up.
295
00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,159
LUCAS: He's in trouble.
296
00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,071
WOMAN: You deserve a punishment.
297
00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:50,752
Pull down your shorts.
298
00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:53,354
Is that what happens
when you get a stepmom?
299
00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,071
- Ew.
(THOR GROANS)
300
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:58,151
No way that's gonna fit in there.
301
00:15:58,240 --> 00:15:59,389
Get out of there, girl!
302
00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:00,999
- Where did his hand go?
(SCREAMS)
303
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,080
- Ew!
- Oh, my God!
304
00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:03,957
(ALL SCREAMING)
305
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,757
Nobody even kissed.
306
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:11,074
Yeah, not on their mouths, at least.
307
00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:14,994
(GASPS) My parents have a CPR doll.
We can go practice kissing on that.
308
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,149
Come on.
309
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:19,076
(LÉO DELIBES' "FLOWER DUET" PLAYING)
310
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:25,594
MAX: This is a really pretty CPR doll.
311
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,638
(SIGHS) I guess I'll go first.
312
00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:36,034
Stop. What are you doing?
313
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,394
Kissing her.
314
00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:39,471
You can't kiss someone
without their permission.
315
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,397
Remember from assembly?
316
00:16:41,520 --> 00:16:42,714
Pretend it's Brixlee.
317
00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,756
- Try to be a gentleman.
MAX: Okay.
318
00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:46,478
Brixlee, can I kiss you?
319
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,714
(IMITATING BRIXLEE) Why?
320
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,631
- Why?
- Yeah.
321
00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:52,358
What do you like about me?
322
00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:54,114
Well...
323
00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:57,189
you're sweet. You smell good.
324
00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:58,395
You're smart, too.
325
00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:00,040
You always push Henry in his wheelchair
326
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,433
even though he's super mean.
327
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,954
And just when I think
I've got you figured out,
328
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,758
you go ahead and start skateboarding.
329
00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:07,478
Iconsent.
330
00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:18,391
- How was it?
- Sticky.
331
00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,630
(BLOWING)
332
00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:23,236
Why does she have hair in her mouth?
333
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:25,800
You know what? This isn't
teaching us anything.
334
00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:27,398
We need to see real people kissing.
335
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,755
That's the only way to know
if we're doing it right.
336
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,308
My neighbor is a total nymphomaniac.
337
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:33,958
Her boyfriend's always over.
338
00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:35,678
She starts fires?
339
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:39,150
No, that's a pyromaniac.
She's a nymphomaniac.
340
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:41,754
Someone who has sex on land and sea.
341
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:44,035
LUCAS: Seriously?
(THOR SHUSHING)
342
00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:47,200
Okay, I was gonna wait
till tomorrow to surprise you,
343
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:48,315
but can I just tell you?
344
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,198
- Nah, I'm good.
- No, you want to know.
345
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,157
Ugh. I can barely see anything.
346
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,800
I know we haven't been hanging out much
347
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:57,519
ever since I met Benji,
but I want to make it up to you.
348
00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:58,999
So, tomorrow, I'm skipping school,
349
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:01,275
and we're driving to the city
to see Kendrick Lamar.
350
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:03,271
- Shut up!
- And we're gonna do Molly.
351
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:05,715
- You thought of everything.
- Of course I fucking have.
352
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:06,949
It's gonna be amazing.
353
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:08,678
SING-SONGY: Remix!
354
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,193
(BENJI IMITATES AIR HORN BLARING)
355
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:12,669
Well, Benji got us the Molly.
356
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,955
LIIY: Benjamin.
HANNAH: Oh, thank you!
357
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:16,994
Look.
358
00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:20,356
This isn't working.
Maybe we could go climb a tree.
359
00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:22,192
No, they'd see us.
360
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:23,840
No, I just meant let's go climb a tree.
361
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:28,232
Dude, wait. I know a way
we can see them kiss.
362
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:36,908
I can't.
363
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,594
It has a camera. We could see everything.
364
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,711
We can learn technique.
365
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,995
It's for his dad's work. It's not a toy.
366
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:46,674
Of course it's a toy.
They sell it at toy stores.
367
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:48,716
My uncle flew a drone for the Army,
368
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:51,997
and now he yells in his sleep
and has crazy diarrhea.
369
00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:54,230
It's messed up that he even
keeps it in the house.
370
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,191
You have to walk by it every day.
371
00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:57,912
- He's torturing you.
- It's true.
372
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,816
It's like when your cousin
walks around in a bikini
373
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,239
and she taunts you.
374
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:03,038
If he finds out, you'll be grounded.
375
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:04,752
You won't be able to go to Soren's.
376
00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:07,308
And even worse,
you'll lose your father's trust.
377
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:08,594
That's true, too.
378
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,318
She'll love you for who you are.
379
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,198
THOR: Yeah, a shitty kisser.
Remember the porn from earlier?
380
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:14,800
That guy didn't even know how to kiss.
381
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:16,480
He was just licking that woman's asshole.
382
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:19,154
- You want to kiss an asshole, Max?
- No.
383
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:20,593
Max, don't listen to him.
384
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:23,632
He just wants to go because
he's obsessed with popular boys.
385
00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:25,870
Believe me, Max.
You don't want to go to Soren's
386
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:27,552
not knowing how to kiss.
387
00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,311
(DRONE BUZZING)
388
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,234
Whoo!
389
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:35,675
So, tomorrow,
after you get some girl time,
390
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:38,320
why don't you come over for some man time?
391
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,336
No, I told you I'm hanging out
with Lily this weekend.
392
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:43,875
Yeah, it's just... You know,
it's hard for me not to see you,
393
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,279
'cause you're my best friend.
394
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:47,191
But Lily's my best friend.
395
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:48,998
Yeah, I get it. Totally, totally get it.
396
00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,832
Yeah. (SNIFFLES)
397
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:54,149
I'll probably just hang out
with my ex, Margaret.
398
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,151
Are you trying to make me jealous?
399
00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:58,356
Uh, no. Why? Are you jealous?
400
00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:00,158
(BUZZING)
401
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,310
Yeah, this isn't working out.
402
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,630
I know. You're not hot enough
to be acting like this,
403
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:07,837
so the next time you're wondering
where all the nice guys went,
404
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,798
just remember that you let one
walk right out the door.
405
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,394
What?
406
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:16,754
I didn't say anything.
407
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:18,560
I never want to see you again.
408
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:23,320
Are you okay?
409
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:27,679
MAX: Wait, where'd the guy go?
410
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,830
Who cares? The girls just hugged.
411
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:31,797
They are definitely gonna kiss.
412
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,199
We might need to get closer.
413
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,748
(DRONE BUZZING)
- Do you hear that?
414
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,554
What is that?
415
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,918
It's fucking spying on us.
416
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,720
- All right, it's my turn to fly.
- Give it!
417
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,240
- I just want to buzz 'em.
- No!
418
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,718
You're gonna break it.
419
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:48,438
THOR: You want it? Fine!
420
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:51,236
MAX: Shit!
(PANTING)
421
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:55,754
- Ha!
(BOYS GASP AND YELL)
422
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,751
MAX: Oh! No!
423
00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:01,116
- Shit! What the hell, Thor?
- That was both of our faults.
424
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,872
Dad's gonna kill me. What do I do now?
425
00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:06,635
- Whoa!
- What the hell?
426
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:07,948
We say there was a break-in.
427
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,996
They trashed the place and took the drone.
428
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:12,475
That's the most stupid
fucking idea I've ever heard!
429
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:16,348
Guys, guys. All we have to do is
just go over there and tell the truth.
430
00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:18,112
Then God will be on our side.
431
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,589
(DOORBELL RINGS)
(KNOCKING)
432
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:26,951
Hey. Can I help you?
433
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,632
Uh, I hope so, madam.
434
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,950
We were using our drone
to follow a family of turtles,
435
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,315
and we thought it might have
crashed in your backyard.
436
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,072
Oh, yeah, yeah, it's here. Come on in.
437
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,280
- So, you guys like turtles?
MAX: Yeah.
438
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:45,999
HANNAH: That's awesome.
- Time's up, motherfuckers.
439
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:47,354
Shit! It's a trap.
440
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,396
You think I give a fuck about turtles?
441
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,516
We're sorry. We just wanted
to learn how to kiss.
442
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,556
MAX: Lucas, it's none of their business.
443
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:56,280
We should have just told the truth.
We're going to a kissing party,
444
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,470
and none of us have ever kissed,
and we're scared.
445
00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:00,039
Goddamn it, Lucas.
446
00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:03,635
I've had sex before,
but I've never kissed a girl.
447
00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,356
Just go online and type in "how to kiss."
448
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:07,589
That's what everyone does.
449
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:09,914
ALL: Oh.
450
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,797
It's very easy.
451
00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:13,376
Look, can we please have the drone back?
452
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,595
It's a BD Rolling Thunder. It's my dad's.
453
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,560
He needs it for work.
Can I please have it back?
454
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:20,319
- I really need it. Please.
- I don't think so.
455
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,715
If you don't give it back,
I'll tell my dad you stole it.
456
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,256
And I'll tell him that you're a pervert.
457
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:26,794
- We'll tell the whole school.
- This is sensual harassment.
458
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,314
We'll tell everyone
that you're a misogynist.
459
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,913
I never massaged anyone.
460
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:35,313
This is what happens
when you don't respect women.
461
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,868
I respect women. My mom's my best friend.
462
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,674
What about me?
463
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:43,990
Oh, God, I'm so fucked.
My dad's gonna kill me.
464
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:46,989
You had to snoop on them.
You're such a feminist.
465
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,753
I'm not a feminist. I love women.
466
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:52,308
And my parents are definitely
gonna call your guys' parents.
467
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,560
We're all gonna get grounded.
468
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,318
Forget Soren's party. We're fucked.
469
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,789
Why are you smiling?
This is actually your fault.
470
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,672
This is leverage.
471
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,550
(CHUCKLES) Oh. Bingo.
472
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,391
- What is it?
- I have no idea.
473
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,799
That's a tampon.
474
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:13,240
What's it for?
475
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,880
Girls shove it up their buttholes
to stop babies from coming out.
476
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:17,399
An eighth-grader told me that.
477
00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:20,429
The human body is truly a mystery.
478
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:25,390
Can't believe they still eat chewables.
The gummies are so much better.
479
00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:27,755
I like the chewables. I want one.
480
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,319
(GRUNTS)
481
00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:36,315
(PANTING)
482
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:37,515
(GRUNTS)
483
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:41,992
(STRAINING) Fucking childproof bullshit!
484
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,719
(CHANTING) Thor! Thor!
Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor!
485
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,109
(STOMPING)
486
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,989
(VIBRATING)
487
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:54,195
(WHISPERS) It's the girls.
488
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:55,429
(PHONE BEEPS)
489
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:57,799
- Hello?
HANNAH: You took my bag.
490
00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:00,110
It has my license, my phone.
491
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:01,553
Bring it back right now.
492
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,435
Fuck that noise. I want my drone back.
493
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,431
I got this. I got this, I got this.
494
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,256
(GROWLING) What did you
just say, you little bitch?
495
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,589
I'll take a shit down your throat.
496
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,376
(PHONE BEEPS)
- Why are you talking like that?
497
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:14,913
Hannah, I have a little brother.
498
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,355
- You're supposed to scare them.
- Well, you scared me.
499
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:20,229
Listen, we were just trying
to teach you a lesson.
500
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,200
I promise you we were gonna
give the drone back.
501
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:25,190
No way. They could trick us again.
502
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:26,759
Or overpower us.
503
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:29,550
Oh, my God. What if they take the Molly?
504
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,596
Then we wouldn't be able to take it.
505
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,432
No, they're children. They would die.
506
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:35,675
(MAX CLEARS THROAT)
507
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:37,352
This is Max from earlier.
508
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:40,113
Meet us at the playground
across from John Adams
509
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,316
tomorrow at 7:40 am.
510
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:45,790
Bring the drone, and don't fuck
with the Bean Bag Boys.
511
00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:49,475
- That was tough.
- Very tough.
512
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:51,216
I kind of got a boner
talking to those girls.
513
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:52,456
HANNAH: We're still on the phone.
514
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:54,789
- Shit! Fuck, fuck.
- What the shit?
515
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:00,998
LUCAS AND THOR: Six, seven,
eight, nine, ten,
516
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:04,436
11,12,13,14,15...
517
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:14,116
(HANDS SQUEAKING)
518
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:17,549
Ow.
519
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,193
Don't come any closer.
520
00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:29,078
- Why?
- 'Cause you could overpower us.
521
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:30,160
(CHUCKLES)
522
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:33,789
So, put the drone on the slide,
and count back from a hundred,
523
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,199
and close your eyes.
524
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:36,952
And don't try anything funny.
525
00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:38,473
There are witnesses.
526
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,991
Okay, we have a long drive ahead of us,
527
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:43,310
so give us the bag or I will hurt you.
528
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:44,515
Do not test me.
529
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:46,636
Threats will get you nowhere, peasant.
530
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,073
Just give us the fucking Molly!
531
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:51,789
Okay. Who's Molly?
'Cause she's not with us.
532
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,480
(LIIY SIGHS)
(THOR, WHISPERING) Guys.
533
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:57,519
Molly is a sex drug.
Dateline did an expose on it.
534
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:01,598
You had us bring drugs
to a fucking playground?
535
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,398
There are children here!
536
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:05,516
(WHISPERS) Shit.
THOR: It's okay.
537
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:06,874
I know what to do.
538
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,398
We're making a citizen's arrest!
You're both under arrest!
539
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:11,840
- Get on the ground!
- Sweet Jesus.
540
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,216
LUCAS: Up, up, up!
MAX: Stay still!
541
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,071
- Hands up! Hands up!
- Stay still!
542
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:18,277
Get down now! Get down now!
543
00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:19,998
Did you just reload your fake gun?
544
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:21,496
- Are you mocking me?
LUCAS: Put your hands up!
545
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:22,589
Are you mocking me?
546
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,193
Anything will be used against you
547
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:26,191
- that you say.
- In court.
548
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:27,840
You know, you're the one holding drugs,
549
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,110
so why don't I do
a citizen's arrest on you?
550
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:31,679
Fuck.
551
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,432
Time-out, crackheads.
552
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:34,669
Oh, my God.
553
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:38,675
Deal's off. We can't let them
put drugs back on the street.
554
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:42,309
Look at those dirty fucking junkies.
Their lives are already ruined.
555
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,516
Let's just give them the drugs
and get the drone.
556
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:48,993
(SIGHS) Maybe there's a way
we can protect our community
557
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:50,274
and get the drone back.
558
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:52,229
Stall them.
559
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:56,236
So, what do you plan to do
with those drugs, huh?
560
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:58,276
Take 'em and feel amazing.
561
00:26:58,360 --> 00:26:59,839
(WHISPERS) They're addicts.
562
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:01,949
Yeah.
563
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,715
So, you been drugging your whole life?
564
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:06,756
- Uh-huh.
- Err'day.
565
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:07,989
Oh. Nice.
566
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:09,559
What's he doing? Hey.
567
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:10,959
(BOTH GASP)
568
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,877
LUCAS: Yes! Yes!
MAX: It's working!
569
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,075
- It's working!
- Yes!
570
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:17,355
- 'THOR: Fly it to the school!
(BOTH SCREAM)
571
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:19,040
You're heading for the trees! Watch out!
572
00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:21,429
We're gonna make it! We're gonna make it!
573
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:24,993
(SCREAMS)
574
00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:27,236
Fuck!
575
00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:31,712
(ALL PANTING)
576
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,791
Those girls are lucky
I didn't kick their asses.
577
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,317
LUCAS: Oh, no! They found us!
578
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:39,119
- Oh, shit.
- They're on school property.
579
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,077
They don't care. They're tweaking.
580
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,276
You know who we need?
581
00:27:45,360 --> 00:27:47,056
- No, don't say it.
THOR: We'll look like losers.
582
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:48,718
- Don't say it. Don't say it.
- SCAB!
583
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:49,994
THOR: Shut up.
- SCAB!
584
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:51,656
- Shut up. Zip it.
MAX: Lucas, shut up.
585
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:53,318
- SCAB!
- What is that?
586
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:54,873
There's three boys in danger!
587
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:57,872
We're scared! SCAB, help us!
588
00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:59,712
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
THOR: We're okay.
589
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:01,376
- We're not scared. We're... We're fine.
- Lucas, shut up.
590
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:02,992
MAX: Just walking into school.
591
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,308
- Average day.
- Jesus Christ.
592
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:07,278
ALL: Bullying is wack.
Get on the right track.
593
00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:08,952
Bullying is wack.
594
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,594
(SLOWED, DISTORTED)
Get on the right track.
595
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:14,638
Bullying is wack.
596
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:17,473
Get on the right track.
597
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:20,028
Bullying is wack.
598
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:29,312
(LISPING) When you attack one of us,
you attack all of us.
599
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,118
Your weakness gives us strength.
600
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,839
- Well, those kids stole my bag.
- Not today, bully!
601
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,480
- Not today.
(SCATTERED LAUGHTER)
602
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:38,696
- What the fuck?
(CHANTING) Bullying is wack.
603
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:40,312
Get on the right track.
604
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:41,992
This is the best day of my life.
605
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,274
Get on the right track.
606
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:45,678
Don't worry, we'll find them later.
607
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,030
LUCAS: SCAB just tagged us on Instagram.
608
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,076
THOR: First Sippy Cup, and now this?
609
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:56,879
I'm two weeks into sixth grade,
I'm already a social piranha.
610
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:59,190
Guys, my dad gets back at 5:00.
611
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,748
If we don't get a new drone
by then, I'm grounded.
612
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,920
Which means we're all grounded,
which means no party,
613
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,433
which means no Brixlee.
614
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,156
No friends, no hope,
615
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:13,312
parents fighting, trapped in our rooms,
616
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:16,233
all alone, two Taco Tuesdays.
617
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,074
So, Max, what are we gonna do?
618
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,637
We're gonna ditch school
and get a new drone.
619
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:26,995
Stop thinking with your big old dick, Max.
620
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:28,957
That could go on our permanent record.
621
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:31,759
Max's big old dick is pointing
us in the right direction.
622
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,752
Thank you. If anyone else
kisses Brixlee, I'll die.
623
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,991
Wait, what? Here's the plan.
I'm gonna bring a beer to Soren's,
624
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:40,469
and I'm gonna sip that beer
so everyone will know...
625
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,391
LUCAS: That you're an alcoholic.
626
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:43,776
- That would be great.
MAX: Guys.
627
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,553
The only place around here that has one
is at North Point Galleria.
628
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:48,113
That's four miles away.
629
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:52,034
Four miles? How the fuck
are we getting four miles?
630
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:53,120
You have Uber.
631
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:55,555
No, it goes directly to my mom's phone.
She'll know.
632
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:57,275
Then we bike.
633
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,189
Where are you even gonna get
the money for a new drone?
634
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:04,196
- What?
- You know.
635
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:08,629
Our Turzan of Uzkara card? No way!
636
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:10,870
You said everyone wants to buy it.
637
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:11,995
We got it together.
638
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:14,429
And we're gonna
sell it together, as friends.
639
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:17,239
MAX: Come on, Lucas.
Bean Bag Boys do everything together.
640
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:22,354
Okay. Guess that makes sense.
641
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,317
- Yes! Lucas!
- Yes!
642
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,277
- Bean Bag Boys for life.
- Yeah!
643
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:28,157
We're being so bad.
644
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,910
ALL: ♪ We're bad, we're so bad ♪
645
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:36,551
♪ We're bad, we're so bad ♪
646
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:54,159
I need to get rid of these drugs.
647
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:56,800
- What are you doing?
- Getting rid of the drugs!
648
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:58,950
I'm just gonna throw them in the stream.
649
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:00,712
It can contaminate the water.
650
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:02,336
Well, then we can throw it in the forest.
651
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:03,554
It's a sex drug.
652
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,074
What if a fox eats it
and tries to fuck a squirrel?
653
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:07,434
It'll kill him.
654
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,192
Well, then how do we get rid of drugs?
655
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:11,319
The same way we get rid of a baby.
656
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,038
- Abortion?
- Adoption?
657
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:16,317
No. We drop it off at the firehouse
on our way up to the mall.
658
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,994
- That's a really good idea.
(PHONE BUZZING)
659
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:21,796
Ah. I just got a bite on our card.
660
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,472
Nice. Give 'em my address.
661
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,596
My parents aren't home,
and I have the best snacks.
662
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:29,592
PeterPan69 is gonna be here
in five minutes to buy the card.
663
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,511
THOR: Well, let's get ready.
664
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,672
I found all of these weapons
in the back of my parents' closet.
665
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,115
I still don't get why we need weapons.
666
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:42,519
He could be a pedophile.
667
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:43,880
He can't molest all three of us.
668
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:45,598
All he needs is one.
669
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:52,037
LUCAS: "An-al beads"?
670
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,793
AKA nunchucks, motherfucker.
671
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,074
Ooh.
672
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,632
- Yeah!
- It's not a toy.
673
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,039
(GRUNTS)
(GASPS).
674
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:01,838
- Oh, shoot.
(THOR GROANING)
675
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:04,879
(SNIFFS) They smell like shit.
676
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,598
(DOORBELL RINGS)
677
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,151
(DOOR CREAKS)
678
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:15,469
Hello. Uh, I'm looking for Lucas.
679
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:18,028
- That's me.
- I'm Claude.
680
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:19,120
Hey.
681
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,552
That's my mom back there.
682
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,073
Hi-ya!
683
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:26,752
Let's cut the shit. Are you a pedophile?
684
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:28,313
What? No.
685
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:31,472
Lucas, if you were a pedophile
standing in front of three single boys,
686
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:33,869
- would you admit it?
- Probably not.
687
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:35,154
Then why would he?
688
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:38,391
Oh, come on. Do I look like a pedophile?
689
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:39,674
- Yes, absolutely.
- 1,000%.
690
00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:40,829
That's not fair.
691
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,753
You look more like a pedophile
than anyone I've ever seen.
692
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:46,877
Look, I'm not a pedophile. I'm a cool guy.
693
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:51,110
Fine. You can come in,
but please take your shoes off.
694
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:53,240
CLAUDE: You know,
I've searched the world for this.
695
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,318
Why are you bringing the paintball gun?
696
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,197
In case anyone fucks with us.
697
00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,714
CLAUDE: This card is exquisite.
698
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,755
- How'd you get it?
- The summer I moved here,
699
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:05,434
me, Max and Thor started
a dog-washing business.
700
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,511
We earned eight bucks,
and we used the money
701
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,670
to buy an Ascension pack,
and this card was in it.
702
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,358
Well, you got very lucky.
703
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,476
The real luck was meeting Max and Thor.
704
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:14,788
Fascinating.
705
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:16,656
We started calling ourselves
the Bean Bag Boys.
706
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:19,240
- You know why?
- Because you had some beanbags?
707
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:21,754
- That's right.
- Yeah. Genius.
708
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:23,159
You got yourself a deal.
709
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:28,036
Let's go. Let's make it happen.
710
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,352
(SIGHS)
711
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:33,238
- No, I can't do this.
(STAMMERS)
712
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:34,469
Sorry.
713
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:36,596
Lucas, get your butt over here right now.
714
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:39,399
Excuse me, is this how all
12-year-olds conduct business?
715
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,776
What the hell just happened?
I thought you were cool with this.
716
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,997
You said we wouldn't do this
if one of us wasn't on board.
717
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,389
- I'm not on board.
- Why do you care so much?
718
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:50,392
Why don't you care?
This card has a lot of memories,
719
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:53,995
and you're just gonna throw it all away
because you want to kiss some basic girl?
720
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:55,354
Savage.
721
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:58,512
Brixlee isn't just some girl.
We're probably gonna get married.
722
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:00,995
Every marriage ends in divorce.
723
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,878
Lucas, you're outvoted.
724
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,349
MAX: Listen, I can tell
you're lashing out with anger,
725
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,016
but Brixlee is probably
the love of my life.
726
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,554
Excuse me, ma'am.
Can I get a glass of water, please?
727
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:13,751
Hello? (GASPS)
728
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,394
Hey, guys?
729
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,398
Hmm.
730
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:25,000
Yeah. What can you tell me
about her backstory?
731
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:27,320
Where is she supposed to be from?
She seems quite exotic.
732
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:31,511
Okay, listen carefully,
'cause I'll make this offer only once.
733
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,830
400 bucks to take her off your hands.
734
00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,912
No. We need 550, US.
735
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,629
(CHUCKLES) Fuck off. What?
That's my entire allowance.
736
00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:43,109
Listen, Claude,
let's just cut the bullshit.
737
00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:46,837
I'm the son of a businesswoman,
and I think we both know,
738
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:49,992
if you didn't want to buy the doll,
you would've left already.
739
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,913
Stop treating us like kids.
We know how things work.
740
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,798
So, do you want to buy
the CPR doll or not?
741
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,709
Fools. I'd have paid a thousand.
742
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,039
Anyone else feel like
he's gonna fuck that doll?
743
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:12,553
(LAUGHING)
744
00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:21,470
(LAUGHING)
- Whoo!
745
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,197
(ALL HOWLING)
746
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:26,759
THOR: Yee-haw!
747
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:29,509
We should hydrate.
748
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:31,750
We've been biking for
almost 14 minutes straight.
749
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:33,956
I don't think I've ever been
this far from home.
750
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,235
I think I did a production
of Cats around here.
751
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:38,518
You're really not gonna sing anymore?
752
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,751
Yeah. I've never been happier.
753
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,558
(HORN HONKING)
754
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,557
- Just give us the drugs.
MAX: Fuck.
755
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,871
- How'd you find us?
- Her phone. They tracked us.
756
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:54,232
We're not giving you these drugs.
We're giving them to firefighters.
757
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:55,875
Get help.
758
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,151
- Go!
- We're in a car, dipshits.
759
00:35:58,240 --> 00:35:59,514
You're not gonna outrun us.
760
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:01,875
MAX: Not on my fast bike, nerds.
761
00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:08,913
Good luck getting your car
in here, losers!
762
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:11,354
Shit.
763
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:19,354
Where are you going?
764
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:31,709
(SCREAMING)
765
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:36,958
(WOMAN GASPS, GRUNTS)
766
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,000
MAN: Hey.
767
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:52,949
You're not getting these drugs back!
768
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:56,077
- Just give her the sex drugs!
(THOR WHIMPERS)
769
00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:59,432
MAX: Peel off!
770
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:00,656
I won't let you destroy your Ii...
771
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:02,159
(SCREAMS, GROANS)
772
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,032
(ONLOOKERS GASPING, MURMURING)
773
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:06,680
(LUCAS COUGHS, GROANS)
774
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,671
(MAX WHIMPERS)
- Are you okay?
775
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:10,955
- Lucas, are you okay?
- What the hell happened?
776
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:12,616
We were running away from our babysitter
777
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,096
'cause she was trying
to touch our penises.
778
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:16,350
- What? That is not true. I wasn't.
- Yes, it is.
779
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:17,919
MAX: Yeah, you were.
- I wasn't...
780
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,834
- Go, go, go, go, go! Go, go!
- What happened?
781
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:23,114
- Go, go!
(TIRES SQUEALING)
782
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,589
- Lucas, are you okay?
(GROANS)
783
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:27,633
I think I'm fine.
784
00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:29,836
(RETCHING)
- Your arm.
785
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:32,832
DRIVER: Oh, hell no.
(SCREAMING)
786
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:34,674
(BOTH RETCHING)
787
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:35,760
Yo, I'm-a call 911.
788
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:37,896
- Help! Help!
- No, it's okay. This happens all the time.
789
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:39,056
Come on, we got to go. We got to go. Go.
790
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:40,832
- Help! Ow!
- We got... Come on.
791
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:42,956
I'll get the bikes. (RETCHES)
792
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:44,439
(GROANING)
793
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:46,875
Okay. I threw their phone
in a prickle bush.
794
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:48,598
So they can't track us anymore.
795
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:50,113
Oh, the pain!
796
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:51,474
Lucas, you have to be quiet.
797
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:53,391
(GROANING)
- Okay, do we have any ice?
798
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,232
No, we're in a fucking alley.
799
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:57,675
(GROANING)
- What about pain medication?
800
00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:59,512
- We have the Molly we can give him.
- No!
801
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,776
Yeah, he's probably just gonna
try and have sex with us.
802
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:02,869
Call an ambulance!
803
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,235
- Mission's over!
- We'll get busted.
804
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,788
- Plus, do you even have insurance?
- I don't know.
805
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:09,438
- Do you?
- I don't know.
806
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:11,496
- I think I only have a deductible.
- It's all right.
807
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:13,431
This happens to MMA fighters all the time.
808
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:15,710
We just got to ram your arm
into something very hard
809
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:17,358
so it pops back in place.
810
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:22,395
Fine! Fuck it!
Let's just get this over with.
811
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:23,549
(GRUNTS) Ow!
812
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,790
- Come on.
- Easy. All right.
813
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,755
One, two, three.
814
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,910
(ALL YELLING)
815
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,389
(LUCAS SCREAMING)
816
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:37,999
Wrong arm!
817
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:39,991
- Okay, new site, new site.
- Okay.
818
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:42,389
Okay, lie down on your back
and give me your arm.
819
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,516
- Come on.
(LUCAS EXHALES)
820
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:47,398
All right. It says
this next part's gonna hurt,
821
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,311
that you should bite down
on something hard.
822
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:50,400
I know.
823
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,391
Open. There you go.
824
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:58,192
(SIGHS) Okay.
825
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,191
- On three.
- One,
826
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:02,077
- two, three.
(PHONE CHIMES)
827
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:03,936
- Just got a text from Taylor.
- What'd she say?
828
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,496
She wants to know why you aren't in school
829
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,200
and if you're coming to the party tonight.
830
00:39:07,240 --> 00:39:09,071
MAX: Just write...
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
831
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,509
- Okay, sorry. One, two, three!
(YELLING)
832
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,318
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
- Oh!
833
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:14,400
Let me help, let me help.
834
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:15,736
MAX: Focus! On three.
THOR: One!
835
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,591
Two! Three!
836
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:20,717
(ALL YELLING)
837
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,950
(SHOULDER POPS)
MAX: Hmm?
838
00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:27,471
- Wow. I didn't think that'd actually work.
(PANTS, GROANS)
839
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:31,916
(LUCAS SIGHS)
- You're gonna be good, man.
840
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:36,111
No. I'm really not.
841
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:39,112
My parents are getting a divorce. (SIGHS)
842
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:42,555
What'd you do?
843
00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,551
MAX: Thor!
- What?
844
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:46,679
Sorry.
845
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,273
(SIGHS)
846
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:52,193
My dad's moving out.
847
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,270
Whatever happens between your parents,
848
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:58,838
you always got the Bean Bag Boys.
849
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:03,274
We'll never split up.
Bean Bag Boys for life.
850
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:05,239
You promise?
851
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:06,878
- Promise.
- Promise.
852
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:10,553
Come on. Let's get you some
Children's Tylenol.
853
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,596
(SHOULDER POPS)
(SCREAMING)
854
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:17,034
(MAX GRUNTING)
855
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:21,278
- Want some help, buddy?
- No, I got it.
856
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:23,793
Okay, just do it.
857
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,433
(BELL DINGS)
858
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:32,829
- Hey, Miles.
- Hey, man.
859
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,016
- Coming in or coming off?
(SIGHS) Just got off a triple.
860
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:36,871
Man, I don't care if I get mugged.
861
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:38,837
I'm not typing up
any more papenNork today.
862
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:41,035
(WHISPERS) Cop.
863
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,591
Shit. We have D-R-U-G-S on us.
864
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,511
He knows how to spell. Just act normal.
865
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:51,034
- Pretend to talk.
- About what?
866
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:52,269
Just be normal.
867
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:55,791
(LOUDLY) What do you think about politics?
868
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:58,314
It's a complicated issue.
869
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:00,672
(WHISPERS) This cop's acting weird.
870
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:02,512
MAX: He's eye-fucking us.
871
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:03,953
Just act normal. Just laugh.
872
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:05,792
We're just two cool guys laughing.
873
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,713
(BOTH LAUGHING AWKWARDLY)
874
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:13,033
We skipped school.
875
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:14,269
Lucas!
876
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:15,588
(SIGHS)
877
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,113
Are we in trouble?
878
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:19,350
Yeah, well, usually, I'd call this in,
879
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:22,115
but because you were honest with me,
880
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:23,600
I'm gonna let you slide, all right?
881
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:25,477
Just promise not to do it again, okay?
882
00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:28,233
- We promise. Thank you, sir.
- All right.
883
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:29,958
(WHISPERS) That was a close one.
884
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:31,917
Wait, where's Thor?
885
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,319
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
886
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,079
OFFICER: Hold it.
887
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:50,479
Come here.
888
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:53,678
(SIGHS) What do you have in your pants?
889
00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,796
My penis.
890
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:58,235
- Pull it out.
(THOR SIGHS)
891
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:01,559
I also have a big dick.
892
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:05,033
Put it back. I'm being generous today.
893
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:07,957
- We also have drugs.
- Dude!
894
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:09,758
(GROANS)
- He was onto us.
895
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:11,472
Okay, what do you have?
896
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:15,439
Schedule I controlled substance,
with intent to distribute.
897
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,519
Brother, these are vitamins, okay?
Children's vitamins, at that.
898
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:22,119
- No, those are drugs.
- No, look.
899
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,270
If that's drugs, then this is drugs, too.
900
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,360
- If you don't arrest us, I'll report you.
- Lucas!
901
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:27,674
Just leave me the fuck alone!
902
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,955
I mean, sorry to fucking swear
at kids, but fuck.
903
00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:32,096
You know, I'm gonna arrest you
for fucking ruining my day.
904
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:34,793
All right? I'll take them. Let me go home!
905
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:40,878
- He's calling for backup.
- What do we do?
906
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:44,191
Hello. Listen.
I've decided I don't want kids.
907
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:46,816
(WHISPERING) What's up?
- The cop's eye-fucking us.
908
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:49,308
We have to make a run for it.
I know what to do.
909
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,118
Well, no, it's not up for discu...
910
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:52,656
(DOOR OPENS)
- Well, no, you may be detective,
911
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:53,960
but in the marriage we're equal.
912
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,560
Wha... Just hang up. Who cares?
913
00:42:58,240 --> 00:42:59,798
This is free 'cause I'm a cop.
914
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:03,632
("NOBODY SPEAK" BY DJ SHADOW
FEATURING RUN THE JEWELS PLAYS)
915
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:19,759
What the fuck, Thor?
916
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:21,478
You didn't even care about my shoulder.
917
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:24,438
- You just wanted a beer.
- I can care about two things.
918
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:26,431
Yeah, you and your stupid beer!
919
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:29,592
- Now we're fugitives!
- Why are you yelling at me?
920
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:31,989
I just ran off without my family's bikes.
921
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:34,992
- Cycle Sundays are fucked!
- Guys, guys.
922
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:36,308
(LAUGHS) The mall!
923
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:37,833
(ALL LAUGHING)
924
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:39,876
- Yes! Yes!
- We made it!
925
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:42,349
Yes! (WNES! HOOPS)
926
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:44,078
Come on, come on, come on.
927
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:48,871
- Oh, shit.
- Holy mother...
928
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:52,194
Goddamn it!
929
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:56,996
Great. Now we're trapped between
a highway and the authorities.
930
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:59,958
We wouldn't be in this position right
now if you weren't such a narc.
931
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:02,474
Guys, the mall's right there.
932
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:06,599
All we have to do is cross the highway,
and the cars aren't even moving.
933
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:10,036
Now, are we fifth-graders,
or are we sixth-graders?
934
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:13,271
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
935
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,030
Well, I'm going back into the woods.
936
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:30,157
I'll live off of rainwater and squirrels.
I don't give a fuck.
937
00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:31,389
Uh, no, you won't.
938
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:33,238
- Oh, my gosh!
- No, no.
939
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:34,833
It's like a parking lot, see?
940
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,310
Wait! You stole another beer?
941
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,868
- What the fuck, Thor?
- Hey. You guys aren't the ones
942
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:43,349
who's gonna have "Sippy Cup"
on their goddamn tombstone!
943
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:45,396
God. Say it, don't spray it.
944
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:49,630
WOMAN: Get off the freeway!
945
00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:50,835
Children crossing. Please,
946
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:52,496
- children are crossing.
MAN: Get off the road.
947
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:54,256
(TIRES SQUEAL, HORN HONKS)
(LUCAS SCREAMS)
948
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:57,078
What are you guys doing?
Get back to the side.
949
00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:58,957
- Go, go, go, go.
- Fucking idiots!
950
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:01,634
(PHONE CHIMES)
- Wait. I got a message.
951
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:03,793
Oh, it's from Taylor.
952
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:05,996
She said Marcus is coming to the party.
953
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:08,913
- He has a huge crush on Brixlee.
- She's definitely gonna kiss him.
954
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,176
He's the nicest kid in our grade.
955
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:12,760
Wait, wait.
I'm the nicest kid in our grade.
956
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:16,958
It goes me, Marcus, Max, you.
957
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:19,679
- I'm way nicer than Max.
- No, you're not!
958
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,751
You made Ms. Willoughby cry last year.
959
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:23,920
Hey, she was already crying.
I just took her picture.
960
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:25,757
Guys, guys! Look!
961
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:27,239
- It started.
- Oh, shit.
962
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:30,590
- Shit.
- Oh, fuck.
963
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:32,113
- Let's go back!
- Let's go back!
964
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:33,315
(ALL YELLING)
965
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:34,594
We're trapped.
966
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:36,830
- Let us out!
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
967
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:41,590
THOR: I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.
968
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:43,955
No, we're not.
We just need to time it, okay?
969
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:45,216
- We just need to time it right.
- Shit!
970
00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:47,879
We can do this, guys. We can do this!
971
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:51,357
- No.No!
(SCREAMING)
972
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:52,839
(HORNS HONKING)
973
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:54,956
- Max, no!
- Are you batshit crazy?
974
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:57,235
(SCREAMING)
- What the fuck are you doing!
975
00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:58,594
(GRUNTS)
976
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:01,953
- Oh, shit. He made it.
MAX: Oh!
977
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:03,359
I did it!
978
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:05,670
Lucas, Lucas, look at me right now.
979
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:08,320
I know you're scared. I'm not, at all...
980
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:09,628
Shut up, Thor!
981
00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:11,631
(HORNS HONKING)
982
00:46:11,720 --> 00:46:14,188
- Lucas, fuck you! No!
- Shit! Shit!
983
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:17,636
- Lucas!
(HORN HONKING)
984
00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:19,915
No! Lucas!
985
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,639
(SCREAMS) I'm not dead!
986
00:46:22,720 --> 00:46:24,358
- I'm not dead!
MAX: All right.
987
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:26,271
- You got it, man. Come on.
- Yes! Yes!
988
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:28,510
- Fuck you!
- I love you, too.
989
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:29,794
Now, come over here.
990
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:30,995
I want my mom.
991
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:32,433
- Come on. Come on.
- Come on.
992
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:34,437
I'm fine. I'll just live here.
993
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:35,913
- I'm good.
LUCAS: Come on!
994
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,036
- Come on!
- You got this!
995
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:39,838
(EXHALES) All right. Come on, Thor.
996
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:42,559
You are not Sippy Cup. You're a badass.
997
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:44,915
(YELLING)
MAX: Come on, come on!
998
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,275
Oh, shit! My beer!
999
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:49,510
(TIRES SQUEALING)
(HORNS HONKING)
1000
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:56,477
(ALL SCREAMING)
1001
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:58,915
Oh, shit!
1002
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:02,155
(RETCHING)
1003
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:06,989
LUCAS: Oh!
- Oh, wait.
1004
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:08,957
That's my dad's CPR doll.
1005
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:10,678
- Oh.
- That's my dad's CPR doll!
1006
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:12,398
- We're not murderers!
- Yes!
1007
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,391
- We're saved!
- We're not fucking killers!
1008
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:16,118
- We're not killers!
- Yes!
1009
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:25,920
MAX: Beep, beep.
1010
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:27,274
- Pardon me.
- Excuse me.
1011
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:28,793
- Pardon me. Sorry.
- Hey!
1012
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:30,108
Excuse me. Got to get through.
1013
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:32,315
Sorry.
1014
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:38,079
Hey. We called about
the BD Rolling Thunder.
1015
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:40,196
I'm so sorry, you guys.
1016
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:41,989
Sold it.
1017
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:43,433
Ha-ha. Nice joke.
1018
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:45,272
(MOCK CHUCKLING) So funny.
1019
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:48,318
No, I did. I sold it.
Two girls, said they knew you.
1020
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:51,198
- Fuck you!
- Jesus.
1021
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:54,158
- I'm gonna kill your family, and then...
- Ease off the sugar, huh?
1022
00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:56,151
- Turn your whole family into zombies!
- Max!
1023
00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:59,516
I was gonna say...
You didn't let me finish...
1024
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:02,112
They left a note for you.
1025
00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:11,390
- Why are they walking like that?
- I don't know.
1026
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:13,234
(SIGHS)
1027
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:17,079
How'd you guys track us?
1028
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:18,798
We threw your bag in prickle bushes.
1029
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:20,696
Dumbass, you told us
that your life would be over
1030
00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:22,517
if you didn't get a BD Rolling Thunder,
1031
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:25,751
and this is the only place
a child could get to on a tricycle.
1032
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:28,713
Okay. I have the drugs.
Now give me the drone.
1033
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:31,354
(SIGHS)
1034
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:33,959
Are you fucking kidding me?
1035
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:39,000
What in the actual fuck?
These are just gummy vitamins.
1036
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:40,416
- Shit.
- Told you she was gonna check.
1037
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:41,616
- Fuck.
LIIY: Where is the Molly?
1038
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:43,995
- Where is it?
- A cop has it.
1039
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:46,196
You gave our drugs to a cop?
1040
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:47,508
LUCAS: Wait. Look.
1041
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:48,919
I know you don't know us
1042
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,513
and you think we're just stupid kids,
1043
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:51,600
but just listen to me.
1044
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:53,352
Whatever problems you're having,
1045
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:54,714
drugs are not the answer.
1046
00:48:55,720 --> 00:48:58,075
Drugs just give you
a false sense of reality.
1047
00:48:58,160 --> 00:48:59,718
You may think your lives are bad,
1048
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:02,633
but you have family and friends
who love you.
1049
00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:03,720
Can you shut the fuck up?
1050
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:05,916
I just spent $600 on a fucking drone.
1051
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,036
You ruined my passionate moment.
1052
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:10,554
HANNAH: Well, it was stupid.
LIIY: This day is fucked.
1053
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:13,916
Benji is the only one who has Molly,
and he won't sell it to us.
1054
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:15,911
Okay. Well, I'm sorry. We're fucked.
1055
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:19,672
We'll do it. We'll get your drugs.
1056
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:23,275
- The fuck we will.
- What the hell, dude?
1057
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:25,078
Do you think he would sell to kids?
1058
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:27,230
We're not kids. We're tweens.
1059
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:29,473
What do we have to lose?
1060
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:33,594
So it's a deal?
1061
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:37,236
(WHISPERING) Max, this is fucking insane.
1062
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:38,992
Just take your goddamn punishment.
1063
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:40,440
Lucas and I will go to the party.
1064
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:42,590
We'll cock-block anyone
that gets near Brixlee.
1065
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:45,470
(SIGHS) They didn't invite you.
1066
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:47,160
What?
1067
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:50,270
The popular kids only invited me.
1068
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:51,952
What do you mean?
1069
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:54,793
They think you're kind of... random.
1070
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:57,437
- Oh.
- But it's okay,
1071
00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:59,080
'cause once those guys get to know you,
1072
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:01,674
they'll see what I see,
that you're not random.
1073
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:02,795
That you're specific.
1074
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:04,791
I'm not buying drugs.
1075
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:06,456
- Neither am I.
- You guys don't have to.
1076
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:09,233
I'll do all the talking.
I just need your height in there.
1077
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:12,397
You're the only one of us
that looks like they could be in college.
1078
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:14,280
HANNAH: Guys.
1079
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:16,234
Are you in or out?
1080
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:21,114
So, you guys did all of this
for a kissing party?
1081
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:23,794
No. There's also gonna be cool boys there.
1082
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:25,950
I remember my first kissing party.
1083
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:28,713
It was the summer after sixth grade
at Manush Patel's house.
1084
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:32,150
- Uh, Manush's sister.
(HANNAH CHUCKLES)
1085
00:50:32,240 --> 00:50:33,878
Wait, you weren't there?
1086
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:37,236
No, we didn't really know each other then.
I mean, we were in the same grade,
1087
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:39,400
but we didn't really become close
until eighth grade.
1088
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:42,878
Oh. I just figured you guys
knew each other for longer.
1089
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,520
Yeah, everybody knows you meet
your best friends in kindergarten.
1090
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:47,710
- Yeah.
- The only reason you're friends
1091
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:49,896
with people back then
is 'cause you live close to each other.
1092
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:53,310
- Or because your parents are friends.
- No. That's not true for us.
1093
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:54,976
We're friends because we like each other.
1094
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:58,390
- And we live close together.
- And our parents are friends.
1095
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:03,156
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
1096
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:09,395
HANNAH: Okay, come here.
1097
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:14,191
Go in. Buy two pills. Ask for Benji.
1098
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:15,679
Do not mention Hannah.
1099
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:18,075
- Who's Hannah?
- I am.
1100
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:20,435
Oh. I'm Max.
1101
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:21,839
Yeah, I know who you are.
1102
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:24,388
Okay, just go in there, buy the pills,
1103
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:26,038
and then I'll trade you for the drone.
1104
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:31,513
Okay, if this goes bad, drive off.
1105
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:32,669
- Okay.
- Okay.
1106
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:34,637
It's not too late to turn back.
1107
00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:36,631
No. We have to get the drugs
1108
00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:39,314
so we can get the drone,
so we can go to the party.
1109
00:51:44,720 --> 00:51:45,914
(SIGHS)
1110
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:02,835
(DOOR CREAKS)
1111
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:04,280
Hello?
1112
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:14,557
(MAN IN DISTANCE) I am your daddy!
1113
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:16,312
You are my baby!
1114
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:18,868
Listen, you will stay down here and suffer
1115
00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:21,030
until you learn to be men!
1116
00:52:21,720 --> 00:52:23,472
(AIR HORN BLARES)
(LUCAS SCREAMS)
1117
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:26,279
Listen! What you babies wearing?
1118
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:28,555
MEN: Diapers!
- That's right!
1119
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:30,312
(TV PLAYING QUIETLY)
1120
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:33,517
Good evening. We're looking for Benji.
1121
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:36,160
(SHOUTING CONTINUES IN OTHER ROOM)
1122
00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:38,470
Hey, dickless. Come here.
1123
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:40,915
- Yes, Daddy.
- I need you to go find Benji.
1124
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:42,479
Tell him he's got visitors.
1125
00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:44,073
Yes, Daddy.
1126
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:46,037
(MAN IN DISTANCE)
I ask the fucking questions!
1127
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:47,712
That's your son?
1128
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:50,678
You guys can go sit your asses down
over there and wait.
1129
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:55,189
(MAN IN DISTANCE) Whatever happens
to you is your own fucking fault.
1130
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:58,431
Drop and give me 20, you fucking babies!
1131
00:52:58,520 --> 00:52:59,696
(AIR HORN BLARES)
(SCREAMS)
1132
00:52:59,720 --> 00:53:01,312
- Listen!
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
1133
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:04,033
Four! Get up!
1134
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:06,558
(CHATTER CONTINUES IN OTHER ROOM)
1135
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:07,755
Can I help you?
1136
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:09,193
Good afternoon.
1137
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:11,748
We would like to buy
two pieces of Molly, please.
1138
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:16,274
(LAUGHING)
1139
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:18,828
Did Rafi from Sigma Nu send you?
1140
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:22,071
(LAUGHING) He did, that fucker.
You guys are, like, seven.
1141
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:23,960
Oh, except for you.
I recognize you from Econ.
1142
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:25,109
What's up, man?
1143
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:29,195
Seriously, I'm not selling drugs to kids.
1144
00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:30,952
We're not kids. We're tweens.
1145
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:34,679
Who told you to come here?
1146
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:37,149
Sell us the drugs, and you'll find out.
1147
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:41,314
(CHUCKLES)
1148
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:43,515
All right.
1149
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:45,669
Stay there.
1150
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:49,113
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING CONTINUES)
1151
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:53,189
Hey.
1152
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:56,037
How long do you think he's gonna be?
1153
00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:00,397
(EXHALES)
(COUGHS)
1154
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:03,392
(GASPS) Oh, you made me high.
1155
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:04,799
(AIR HORN BLARES)
(SCREAMS)
1156
00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:08,519
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
1157
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:14,035
BENJI: Ah.
1158
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:16,439
Tell me who sent you.
1159
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:19,960
(AIR HORN BLARES)
- Hannah.
1160
00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:22,392
What? I'm high as fuck.
1161
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:23,515
(SCOFFS)
1162
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:26,789
So, this is what she thinks of me, huh?
1163
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:30,759
You can tell Hannah
that if she wants Molly,
1164
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:32,432
she can suck my dick.
1165
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:34,976
You shouldn't talk about women like that.
1166
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,036
The only time she should suck your dick
1167
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:38,951
is when she gives you consent.
1168
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:42,077
You can suck my dick,
1169
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:44,071
and you can suck my dick, too.
1170
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:46,515
What about me? I'm just gonna sit here?
1171
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:50,998
We're the Bean Bag Boys.
We do everything together.
1172
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,440
Get the fuck out of here,
you little fucking babies. Let's go.
1173
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:57,398
Get out!
1174
00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:01,029
Hey, guys, wait.
1175
00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:04,056
I have something in here
that might change your mind.
1176
00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:05,080
(SCOFFS)
1177
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:07,308
Hurry up.
1178
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:08,958
(MAN IN DISTANCE) Pledges, listen!
1179
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:11,039
Bitch! Now who's the baby?
1180
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:13,196
- Holy shit.
- What the fuck?
1181
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:15,396
If I don't get those drugs,
I'm gonna be grounded,
1182
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:17,596
and then I'll never get to kiss Brixlee!
1183
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:20,319
Max, what the fuck are you doing?
1184
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:22,868
You sell drugs. We came here to buy them.
1185
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:25,076
So now you're gonna sell us the drugs.
1186
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:27,158
Do not test me!
1187
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:29,120
Okay.
1188
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:33,311
You want the drugs?
I'm not your parent. Here.
1189
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:34,674
- Thanks.
(AIR HORN BLARES)
1190
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:36,193
(GRUNTS)
- Oh, shit.
1191
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:38,834
Oh, you're fucking dead.
1192
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:42,037
(PAINTBALL GUN FIRING)
(GRUNTING)
1193
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:43,792
What the fuck's going on down here?
1194
00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:46,189
(GRUNTING, GASPING)
- Whoa!
1195
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:48,356
She just dropped the charges.
1196
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:49,634
(GRUNTS)
- Oh, God.
1197
00:55:49,720 --> 00:55:51,312
(YELLING)
1198
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:53,518
(DISTORTED GRUNT)
1199
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,079
(GROANS)
1200
00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:58,710
- Holy shit.
(MAX YELLING)
1201
00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:02,438
(WHIMPERING)
1202
00:56:02,520 --> 00:56:04,397
LUCAS: Max, watch out!
1203
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:05,708
(DISTORTED GROAN)
1204
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:07,637
(GRUNTS)
1205
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:09,352
- I got your back.
(GRUNTS)
1206
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:10,759
Thofl
1207
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:12,592
(GROANING)
1208
00:56:13,320 --> 00:56:14,878
Your ass is mine!
1209
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:16,993
(MAN YELLS)
1210
00:56:17,720 --> 00:56:18,994
(GROANS)
1211
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:21,514
Oh, my God, I just killed a man!
1212
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:22,874
Lucas, get the drugs!
1213
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:24,996
(PAINTBALL GUN FIRING)
1214
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:28,993
We were never here!
1215
00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:31,954
Start the fucking car!
1216
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:33,439
Max!
1217
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:36,155
HANNAH: What's happening?
- Fucking go!
1218
00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:37,878
- What?
- Shit, shit, shit!
1219
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:39,075
(ENGINE STARTS)
1220
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:41,355
Drive! Drive!
1221
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:43,351
(TIRES SQUEAL)
1222
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:51,473
Lucas, drugs.
1223
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:55,874
No, no, no, no, no.
Let me see what's in the bottle.
1224
00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:58,596
(SCOFFS) Yeah. Of course.
1225
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:03,959
Okay, just give it to me.
1226
00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:05,951
(MAX GRUNTS, PANTS)
1227
00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:12,430
Wow, you guys are little badasses.
1228
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:14,590
'Cause we're the Bean Bag Boys.
1229
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:16,593
I don't know what that means.
1230
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:17,874
We have beanbags.
1231
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:21,755
It's been real, guys.
1232
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,672
Have fun at your kissing party.
1233
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:26,318
- Thank you.
(ENGINE STARTS)
1234
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:27,719
(BOTH SQUEALING EXCITEDLY)
1235
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:33,279
Oh. We're only 1.7 miles away.
1236
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:39,480
What's wrong? We got the drone.
Everything worked out.
1237
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:43,229
Max. I got punched
in the fucking face, okay?
1238
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:45,793
We bought drugs.
1239
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:48,192
Can we just go home now?
1240
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:59,558
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
1241
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:01,119
Guys, it's my dad.
1242
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:03,600
Hey, Dad.
1243
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:07,309
Hey, buddy. I got on the early flight,
so I'll be home in 15 minutes.
1244
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:09,834
15 minutes from now
or 15 minutes from later?
1245
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:12,798
Ha-ha, funny guy. I'll see you soon.
1246
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:16,270
My dad will be home in 15 minutes.
1247
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:18,616
Maybe he won't notice
that the drone's gone.
1248
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:20,517
He'll notice. He's very observant.
1249
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:22,240
That's why my mom fell in love with him.
1250
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:25,231
The drone has to be home before your dad.
1251
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:29,511
- I know.
- Just the drone. Not you.
1252
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:31,670
Just the drone.
1253
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:37,075
Okay.
1254
00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:40,958
(CHUCKLES)
(DRONE BUZZING)
1255
00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:42,189
Here we go.
1256
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:44,153
- Yes!
- Yes!
1257
00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:45,719
(ALL CHEERING)
1258
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:49,671
THOR: Careful.
- I got this, I got this. Oh!
1259
00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:53,278
Fly like the wind, Max.
1260
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:56,556
Yeah, uh, take a right up here.
1261
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:00,456
- I can see your house.
- There it is. There it is.
1262
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:02,357
THOR: The windows are closed.
1263
00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:04,317
- Shit. What do I do?
- The chimney.
1264
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:12,071
- It's very tight.
- You got this.
1265
00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:16,152
Shit! I can't see. I can't see.
There's ash all over the camera.
1266
00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:17,395
Use the Force.
1267
00:59:17,480 --> 00:59:19,789
No, I can do this.
I know my house perfectly.
1268
00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:21,600
- I can do this with my eyes closed.
- Okay.
1269
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:23,073
THOR: Don't break anything.
1270
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:24,912
MAX: Trust me, I got this.
1271
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:31,313
(OBJECTS CRASHING)
1272
00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:41,948
(BEEPS)
1273
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:43,837
- Yeah!
- You did it! You got it!
1274
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:46,115
- Yes!
- I'm the best pilot ever!
1275
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:47,200
Yes!
1276
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:48,679
(DOOR CLOSES)
1277
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:57,712
- I think we did it.
- Yeah.
1278
00:59:57,800 --> 00:59:59,756
- Mission accomplished.
(PHONE BUZZES)
1279
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:01,755
Hey, Dad.
1280
01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:04,152
Did you get home safe?
1281
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:06,674
DAD ON PHONE: Cannot believe
I trusted you!
1282
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:07,875
I explicitly told you,
1283
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:09,360
- do not touch the drone!
- Uh-huh.
1284
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:11,960
- Oh, my God.
- I love you.
1285
01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:13,589
Dad?
1286
01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:16,989
Dad, please... say "I love you" back.
1287
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:18,274
I need to hear it.
1288
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:21,075
Hello?
1289
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:26,559
My dad said that I'm grounded.
1290
01:00:27,080 --> 01:00:29,310
Now I'm never gonna be able
to kiss Brixlee.
1291
01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:31,834
It's okay, Max. There'll be other parties.
1292
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:34,480
- Lucas, you don't get it.
- He's right, Lucas.
1293
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:37,472
This party could change our lives,
and you don't even care.
1294
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:39,073
It's not cool at all.
1295
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:40,832
Yeah, you would know what's not cool.
1296
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:42,638
What the fuck does that mean?
1297
01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:44,278
Go sip a beer, Sippy Cup.
1298
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:47,272
I love beer, so yes, I will.
1299
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:49,032
And you may think you're so mature,
1300
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:52,112
but the truth is you don't have pubes,
and I have six.
1301
01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:55,256
You say you have pubes,
but you also say you drink beer,
1302
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:56,280
and I know you don't.
1303
01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:59,591
- Stop arguing!
- Just admit you skipped the audition
1304
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:02,456
because you thought it wasn't cool
even though your voice is a fucking gift.
1305
01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:05,552
And you always talk a big game,
and you never back it up.
1306
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:07,910
- Like on the freeway.
- Oh, sorry.
1307
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:11,151
I didn't want to cross 12 lanes of traffic
so you can kiss some skank.
1308
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:13,838
- Oh, shit.
MAX: She's not a skank.
1309
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:15,797
She's the love of my life.
You take that back!
1310
01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:17,472
(GRUNTING)
LUCAS: Hey, no karate.
1311
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:19,437
Stop fighting!
1312
01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:22,630
(CRYING) You should never
call a woman a skank.
1313
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:25,393
You should never call a woman anything.
1314
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:27,558
- And you...
(ALL CRYING)
1315
01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:30,359
You made us ditch school,
run around with drugs,
1316
01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:32,590
and lock a cop in a convenience store
1317
01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:35,240
with what I now suspect is a dildo!
1318
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:36,719
(LAUGHING)
1319
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:39,439
What the fuck are you looking at, Gandalf?
1320
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:42,273
(MUTTERING)
You guys don't understand shit.
1321
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:44,351
I have hormones flowing through my body,
1322
01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:46,351
making me do crazy things.
1323
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:47,953
Do you even know what it feels like
1324
01:01:48,040 --> 01:01:51,032
to want to rub up
against a tree all the time?
1325
01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:54,351
- You think you're better than us.
- Not better, just more mature.
1326
01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:56,471
I'm into romance and grown-up shit,
1327
01:01:56,560 --> 01:01:58,755
and you guys are still
into little kid stuff.
1328
01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:00,592
I don't even know why we're still friends.
1329
01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:02,875
(ALL CRYING)
1330
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:31,555
DAD: Everything you like is now canceled.
1331
01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:35,315
Birthdays are canceled.
Holidays are canceled.
1332
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:37,072
Summers, canceled.
1333
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:38,639
Winter is coming.
1334
01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:40,438
- I'm sorry, Daddy.
DAD: No, no, no.
1335
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:42,795
You are no longer allowed
to call me Daddy.
1336
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:46,111
Call me Andrew or Mr. Newman or Warden.
1337
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:49,789
Underneath that cherubic face,
Devil lives inside you.
1338
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:54,310
I will always love you
because you are my son.
1339
01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:57,272
But I no longer like you.
1340
01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:01,830
(NOTE PLAYING)
1341
01:03:04,160 --> 01:03:07,914
Thorny. I just got off
the phone with Max's mom.
1342
01:03:09,800 --> 01:03:12,360
Did you know he skipped school
and biked to the mail by himself?
1343
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:14,635
- He said that?
- He did.
1344
01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:17,917
Promise me you'll never do something
as stupid as that, okay?
1345
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,513
I promise.
1346
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:24,936
LUCAS: And then
we ran across the highway,
1347
01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:26,552
my arm got ripped out,
1348
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:29,029
and a fake woman shot out of a car.
1349
01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:31,076
But we still got the drugs.
1350
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:34,829
But then we traded the drone for it,
and Max destroyed his house with it.
1351
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:37,434
But it was only because
he wanted to marry Brixlee,
1352
01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:39,636
and now he can't
because he's grounded for life.
1353
01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:40,994
And we got into a huge fight,
1354
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:42,576
and the Bean Bag Boys are broke up, and...
1355
01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:45,034
- Am I in trouble?
- Okay, son.
1356
01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:47,509
Now, look, I love a good story
with a bunch of gibberish
1357
01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:48,828
just as much as anybody, okay?
1358
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:50,840
And I know you're going through
a stressful time.
1359
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:53,155
But it doesn't give you a reason
to tell us fibs.
1360
01:03:53,240 --> 01:03:54,673
I'm not fibbing.
1361
01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:56,955
I'm 100% sure you're fibbing to me.
1362
01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:58,359
- I'm not fibbing.
- Okay.
1363
01:03:58,480 --> 01:04:00,471
I think I understand
what's happening here.
1364
01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:02,471
You think you're losing us,
1365
01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:05,074
and now you're worried you're
gonna lose your friends, too.
1366
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,150
Look at me, man.
We'll always be there, right?
1367
01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:09,599
Look, don't get me wrong. Ha!
1368
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:12,478
Me and your mom are not the same people
we were when we first met.
1369
01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:15,154
- Mm-hmm.
- Tend to grow apart sometimes.
1370
01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:16,719
But it's okay.
1371
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:18,119
You remember your hermit crab?
1372
01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:20,589
- Herman? Yeah.
- That's right. Herman.
1373
01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:23,399
- And you remember why he died?
- Oh, son of a...
1374
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:25,311
You told me he ran away!
1375
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:27,914
Technically, yes,
he ran away, but then he died.
1376
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:29,274
Oh, my gosh. How?
1377
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:33,319
Herman died because hermit crabs
grow out of their shells,
1378
01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:36,710
and they need to find new,
bigger seashells on the beach
1379
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:39,189
to grow into, or they die,
and we didn't know that.
1380
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:41,840
So, Herman died because of you guys?
1381
01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:43,751
The point is...
1382
01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:46,070
you and your friends
are growing and changing,
1383
01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:48,037
and y'all need to find bigger shells.
1384
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:50,076
And there's nothing wrong with that.
1385
01:04:50,160 --> 01:04:53,789
(DAD, VOICE FADING) Okay, look, you need
to blame those pet store owners
1386
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:56,633
because they did not give us
the information about hermit crabs...
1387
01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:07,679
(SIGHS)
1388
01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:10,908
(MAX SCREAMS)
1389
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:12,479
LUCAS: It's Lucas.
1390
01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:15,399
You scared the shit out of me.
1391
01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:17,710
I didn't want your parents to see my face.
1392
01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:20,079
Why are you even here?
1393
01:05:20,160 --> 01:05:22,310
I've grown a lot in the last two hours.
1394
01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:24,470
My parents' divorce has really changed me.
1395
01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:28,476
If the Bean Bag Boys don't grow together,
they'll grow apart.
1396
01:05:28,560 --> 01:05:29,595
I don't want that.
1397
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:32,591
I don't want to get a divorce from you.
1398
01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:34,477
Then you need to go to Soren's party.
1399
01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:37,233
- You need to sneak out.
- I can't. I'm grounded.
1400
01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:39,754
Besides, Brixlee's necklace
is still in the kiln.
1401
01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:41,671
Let me worry about the necklace.
1402
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:44,274
And what are your parents gonna do,
double-ground you?
1403
01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:48,155
Is Brixlee your forever or not?
1404
01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:51,916
Then you need to come with me now.
1405
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:55,117
Fine, I'll go,
but I'm not apologizing to Thor.
1406
01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:57,475
- He's not coming.
- Good.
1407
01:05:58,160 --> 01:06:00,071
Fuck that bitch.
1408
01:06:00,160 --> 01:06:01,593
I'll go get myjacket.
1409
01:06:02,560 --> 01:06:04,790
- Hey, Max.
- Yeah?
1410
01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:06,199
Bring that dick.
1411
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:15,678
(SIGHS) You said Thor wasn't coming.
1412
01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:18,216
- What the hell is he doing here?
- I Parent-Trapped your asses.
1413
01:06:18,240 --> 01:06:21,357
See, now we're all in
a bigger hermit crab shell together.
1414
01:06:22,920 --> 01:06:24,592
It made sense when my parents said it.
1415
01:06:25,240 --> 01:06:26,912
So, you took the blame for us, huh?
1416
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:28,991
Yeah. I thought about what you would do,
1417
01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:30,274
and did the opposite.
1418
01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:33,639
This party, it's gonna be an epic rager.
1419
01:06:33,760 --> 01:06:35,273
(CHUCKLES) Okay, Sippy Cup.
1420
01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:37,271
Just stay out of my way, Maxi Pad.
1421
01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:51,237
Aw, don't you boys look cute.
1422
01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:53,237
Everybody's in the basement.
1423
01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:55,590
I don't even want to know
what's going on down there.
1424
01:06:55,680 --> 01:06:57,830
Come on in, fellas.
1425
01:06:57,920 --> 01:06:59,273
- Hi.
(CHUCKLES)
1426
01:06:59,360 --> 01:07:00,759
(WHISPERS) Hi there. Oh.
1427
01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:02,353
(WOMAN SIGHS)
1428
01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:04,556
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
1429
01:07:21,800 --> 01:07:23,552
Oh, my God, you made it.
1430
01:07:24,760 --> 01:07:26,876
Max, I want you to meet Brixlee.
1431
01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:29,989
Hi. I'm Max.
1432
01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:31,749
Hi.
1433
01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:35,678
- It's nice to finally meet you.
- You, too.
1434
01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:39,200
- Cool jacket.
- Thank you.
1435
01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:42,317
I got it all by myself, with my mom.
1436
01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:44,994
I go shopping with my mom, too.
1437
01:07:45,880 --> 01:07:47,279
This is going so well.
1438
01:07:49,120 --> 01:07:50,917
(WHISPERS) Did you bring the necklace?
1439
01:07:53,040 --> 01:07:54,473
Brixlee, this is for you.
1440
01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:57,680
Oh, thanks. It's pretty.
1441
01:07:57,800 --> 01:07:58,915
They're an-al.
1442
01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:00,274
Ooh, fancy.
1443
01:08:00,360 --> 01:08:02,271
(GAGS, CLEARS THROAT)
1444
01:08:04,040 --> 01:08:05,758
I'm gonna wear this later.
1445
01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:06,909
Thanks, Max.
1446
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:09,834
What's up, Sippy Cup?
1447
01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:13,474
Not much. Just, uh, got into a fight
1448
01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:15,994
with a bunch of men and, uh, stole a beer.
1449
01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:19,954
There's no way Sippy Cup
is gonna drink it.
1450
01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:22,392
Not only am I gonna drink it,
1451
01:08:22,840 --> 01:08:26,116
- I'm gonna break the record.
(KIDS GASPING, CHUCKLING)
1452
01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:28,350
I'm gonna take four sips.
1453
01:08:28,440 --> 01:08:29,873
Four is impossible.
1454
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,230
- Soren can't even do four.
SOREN: Shut up.
1455
01:08:33,320 --> 01:08:34,355
Drink.
1456
01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:40,356
(SCATTERED LAUGHTER, MURMURING)
1457
01:08:44,680 --> 01:08:46,875
(LID CLINKS ON FLOOR)
1458
01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:48,871
(EXHALES)
1459
01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:53,069
That's one.
1460
01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:54,875
Big deal.
1461
01:08:58,080 --> 01:08:59,559
(GASPS) That's two.
1462
01:09:00,760 --> 01:09:02,193
Mm-kay.
1463
01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:09,114
That's three!
1464
01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:10,838
This is insane.
1465
01:09:10,920 --> 01:09:13,354
(GAGS)
ATTICUS: He's gonna barf.
1466
01:09:13,440 --> 01:09:15,476
Somebody get him a sippy cup.
1467
01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:17,994
(CHANTING) Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup!
1468
01:09:18,080 --> 01:09:24,519
Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup! Sippy Cup!
1469
01:09:24,600 --> 01:09:26,955
- Sippy Cup! Sippy...
(GASPING, EXCLAIMING)
1470
01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:28,712
That's fucking four!
1471
01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:30,677
- Oh, fuck!
(KIDS EXCLAIMING)
1472
01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:32,318
(CHANTING) Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor!
1473
01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:34,277
Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor! Thor!
1474
01:09:34,360 --> 01:09:36,635
(CHANTING CONTINUES)
- I'm a fucking alcoholic!
1475
01:09:36,720 --> 01:09:39,234
(IAUGHTER)
(CHANTING STOPS)
1476
01:09:39,360 --> 01:09:40,554
GIRL: No way!
1477
01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:42,517
SOREN: Four sips. Badass.
1478
01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:43,669
Mad respect to Thor.
1479
01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:48,878
Eyes up here. If you don't
consent to kissing, that's cool.
1480
01:09:48,960 --> 01:09:50,439
You can go play VR upstairs.
1481
01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:53,478
But if you're staying down here,
you better strap in,
1482
01:09:53,560 --> 01:09:55,278
because shit's about to get real.
1483
01:09:55,360 --> 01:09:56,793
(CHUCKLING)
BOY: Hell yeah.
1484
01:09:56,920 --> 01:09:58,319
Let's spin a bottle.
1485
01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:01,593
Well, then it's a good thing
I got a bottle right here!
1486
01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:03,716
(KIDS CHEERING)
1487
01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:06,835
("HEAT OF THE MOMENT" BY ASIA PLAYING)
1488
01:10:29,240 --> 01:10:30,309
I'm out.
1489
01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:33,274
- Where are you going?
- That was nasty.
1490
01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:35,191
I'm going upstairs to play VR.
1491
01:10:35,280 --> 01:10:37,510
If you leave, you can never come back.
1492
01:10:48,880 --> 01:10:51,235
Brixlee, your turn.
1493
01:10:51,320 --> 01:10:53,470
(DEEP INHALE)
1494
01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:02,400
Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on.
1495
01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:31,153
Oh, my God. This is the most
dramatic thing I've ever seen.
1496
01:11:33,920 --> 01:11:35,751
He's not gonna do it.
1497
01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:38,595
He's gonna do it.
1498
01:11:40,960 --> 01:11:42,029
I can't do it.
1499
01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:44,039
(KIDS MURMURING)
1500
01:11:44,120 --> 01:11:46,588
People don't change. He's still Sippy Cup.
1501
01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:49,756
- Wait, wait. Kissy Cup.
(SCATTERED LAUGHTER)
1502
01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:51,034
(CHANTING) Kissy Cup!
1503
01:11:51,160 --> 01:11:53,276
KIDS: Kissy Cup!
Kissy Cup!
1504
01:11:53,360 --> 01:11:54,839
Kissy Cup! Kissy...
1505
01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:56,990
Fuck off, Atticus! His name is Thor.
1506
01:11:57,080 --> 01:11:59,355
And everyone knows your mom
plagiarized her cookbook.
1507
01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:01,349
Thor, wait up.
1508
01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:09,436
I'm sorry I called you a try-hard.
1509
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:11,797
Nah, you were right.
1510
01:12:12,520 --> 01:12:15,114
This whole time, I've been trying
to be someone who I wasn't.
1511
01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:18,073
I got an earring.
1512
01:12:18,640 --> 01:12:20,073
I drank a beer.
1513
01:12:20,960 --> 01:12:22,188
I quit singing.
1514
01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:23,829
Yeah.
1515
01:12:24,920 --> 01:12:26,831
I guess I went a little crazy today, too.
1516
01:12:28,480 --> 01:12:30,357
(SIGHS)
1517
01:12:31,200 --> 01:12:32,394
Let's get out of here.
1518
01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:35,514
No. You don't want to do that.
1519
01:12:36,320 --> 01:12:38,356
You're gonna stay down here
and kiss Brixlee.
1520
01:12:39,440 --> 01:12:41,431
The Bean Bag Boys do everything together.
1521
01:12:43,120 --> 01:12:44,235
Not everything.
1522
01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:46,519
Not anymore.
1523
01:12:48,560 --> 01:12:49,993
(SIGHS)
1524
01:12:50,080 --> 01:12:52,150
Maybe those old girls were right.
1525
01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:55,236
Maybe we're on different paths.
1526
01:12:56,320 --> 01:12:57,320
Yeah.
1527
01:12:58,160 --> 01:12:59,718
Then what are you gonna do?
1528
01:13:01,360 --> 01:13:04,113
I don't know. I just know it's not this.
1529
01:13:04,200 --> 01:13:06,077
TAYLOR: No way.
1530
01:13:06,160 --> 01:13:07,229
This is insane.
1531
01:13:07,360 --> 01:13:08,998
Forget spin the bottle.
1532
01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:12,354
Now go over there
and kiss your future wife.
1533
01:13:15,320 --> 01:13:16,548
(SIGHS) Bye.
1534
01:13:17,800 --> 01:13:18,835
Bye.
1535
01:13:45,720 --> 01:13:48,871
Brixlee, can I kiss you?
1536
01:13:50,640 --> 01:13:51,675
Okay.
1537
01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:22,951
Aah! Cool.
1538
01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:24,792
Where am I?
1539
01:14:24,880 --> 01:14:26,518
Oh, here I am.
1540
01:14:27,280 --> 01:14:28,998
Lucas, I'm leaving.
1541
01:14:29,760 --> 01:14:32,479
- You sure you don't want to try this?
- Nah, I'm good.
1542
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:38,958
Want to go to my house and play Ascension?
1543
01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:41,873
I don't want to play Ascension anymore.
1544
01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:44,992
Then who am I gonna play with?
1545
01:14:45,080 --> 01:14:46,559
You'll find someone.
1546
01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:48,673
(DOOR OPENS)
1547
01:14:48,760 --> 01:14:50,478
LILY: My face feels so tingly.
1548
01:14:50,560 --> 01:14:52,118
- No way.
(LIIY LAUGHING)
1549
01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:54,555
Oh, my God. This is amazing!
1550
01:14:54,640 --> 01:14:56,551
I can't believe you guys are here.
1551
01:14:56,640 --> 01:14:58,437
(LAUGHING) Oh, this is so amazing.
1552
01:14:58,520 --> 01:15:01,353
- Hi.
- Sit down.
1553
01:15:02,000 --> 01:15:03,440
Please no, please no. Don't kill us.
1554
01:15:03,480 --> 01:15:04,708
Look what happened.
1555
01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:06,279
How do you know Soren?
1556
01:15:07,160 --> 01:15:09,276
Is he your boyfriend?
(IAUGHS)
1557
01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:12,551
He's my brother.
I love that piece of shit.
1558
01:15:12,640 --> 01:15:14,198
(HANNAH AND LILY LAUGH)
1559
01:15:19,360 --> 01:15:20,656
You guys, where's everybody else?
1560
01:15:20,680 --> 01:15:22,955
Where's your friend with the sad eyes?
1561
01:15:23,080 --> 01:15:25,310
Sad boy Max.
LUCAS: In the basement kissing.
1562
01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:27,152
It's an orgy down there.
1563
01:15:27,240 --> 01:15:28,832
And you guys aren't into that?
1564
01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:31,190
- Mm-mm.
- Aw, it's okay.
1565
01:15:31,280 --> 01:15:34,192
You're only in sixth grade.
You guys are gonna figure it out.
1566
01:15:34,280 --> 01:15:37,192
You have your whole life for that.
No rush. No rush.
1567
01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:38,998
I mean, what do you love?
1568
01:15:40,280 --> 01:15:44,478
Ascension, rules, anti-drug campaigns...
1569
01:15:45,320 --> 01:15:46,514
grilled cheese.
1570
01:15:46,600 --> 01:15:48,376
Oh, I could fuck with
a grilled cheese right now.
1571
01:15:48,400 --> 01:15:50,436
Guys, I'm gonna make us grilled cheese.
1572
01:15:50,520 --> 01:15:51,896
- Oh, yeah. That sounds so good.
- Nice.
1573
01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:54,070
What about you, sleeveless?
What are you into?
1574
01:15:55,120 --> 01:15:56,394
I love to sing.
1575
01:15:56,480 --> 01:15:57,833
Yes.
1576
01:15:57,920 --> 01:16:01,230
(SIGHS) I actually skipped
my audition today for the musical.
1577
01:16:01,320 --> 01:16:03,151
LIIY: No.
Now I can't be in it.
1578
01:16:03,240 --> 01:16:04,355
No.
HANNAH: What?
1579
01:16:04,440 --> 01:16:06,510
You have to convince them
to let you audition.
1580
01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:08,431
You must. You must.
1581
01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:09,953
- Audition.
- Shh. Sing for us.
1582
01:16:10,040 --> 01:16:12,156
- No.
- Sing for us. You're a baby bird.
1583
01:16:12,240 --> 01:16:14,435
- We missed our concert.
- So, no grilled cheese?
1584
01:16:14,520 --> 01:16:16,238
- Sing for us. Sing for us.
- No.
1585
01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:17,355
Be our concert.
1586
01:16:27,600 --> 01:16:30,637
♪ I... I got to take a little time ♪
1587
01:16:32,520 --> 01:16:36,479
♪ A little time to think things over ♪
1588
01:16:37,160 --> 01:16:40,277
♪ I better read between the lines ♪
1589
01:16:41,560 --> 01:16:46,634
♪ In case I need it when I'm older ♪
1590
01:16:47,280 --> 01:16:51,717
♪ Oh, oh ♪
1591
01:16:51,800 --> 01:16:55,634
♪ Now this mountain I must climb ♪
1592
01:16:55,720 --> 01:17:01,511
♪ Feels like the world
upon my shoulders ♪
1593
01:17:02,280 --> 01:17:06,398
♪ But through the clouds
I see love shine ♪
1594
01:17:06,480 --> 01:17:10,917
♪ It keeps me warm as life grows colder ♪
1595
01:17:12,360 --> 01:17:14,590
♪ In my life ♪
1596
01:17:15,440 --> 01:17:18,637
♪ There '3 been heartache and pain ♪
1597
01:17:18,720 --> 01:17:20,676
♪ I don't know ♪
1598
01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:23,672
♪ Ifl can face it again ♪
1599
01:17:23,760 --> 01:17:26,479
(BLOWING WHISTLE)
♪ I can't stop now ♪
1600
01:17:26,560 --> 01:17:29,472
♪ I've traveled so far ♪
1601
01:17:29,560 --> 01:17:36,033
♪ To change this lonely life ♪
1602
01:17:36,120 --> 01:17:38,680
(THOR AND KIDS' CHORUS)
♪ I want to know what love is ♪
1603
01:17:38,760 --> 01:17:41,115
(BABBLING, WHOOPING)
1604
01:17:41,960 --> 01:17:45,396
♪ I want you to show me ♪
1605
01:17:45,480 --> 01:17:46,959
♪ Yeah ♪
1606
01:17:47,040 --> 01:17:51,989
♪ I want to feel what love is ♪
1607
01:17:52,880 --> 01:17:56,555
♪ I know you can show me ♪
1608
01:17:56,640 --> 01:17:58,551
♪ Yeah ♪
1609
01:18:00,880 --> 01:18:03,713
THOR: ♪ I got to take a little time ♪
1610
01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:07,997
♪ A little time to look around me ♪
1611
01:18:08,120 --> 01:18:09,519
(DOOR OPENS)
1612
01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:10,828
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
1613
01:18:10,920 --> 01:18:13,514
♪ And I got nowhere left to hide ♪
1614
01:18:14,440 --> 01:18:17,910
♪ It looks like love has
Finally found me ♪
1615
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:19,479
(WAILING)
1616
01:18:19,560 --> 01:18:22,757
♪ In my life ♪
1617
01:18:22,840 --> 01:18:26,276
♪ There '3 been heartache and pain ♪
1618
01:18:26,360 --> 01:18:31,480
♪ I don't know if I can face it again ♪
1619
01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:34,034
♪ I can't stop now ♪
1620
01:18:34,120 --> 01:18:36,759
♪ I've traveled so far ♪
1621
01:18:36,840 --> 01:18:43,188
♪ To change this lonely life ♪
1622
01:18:43,320 --> 01:18:48,314
(THOR AND KIDS' CHORUS)
♪ I want to know what love is ♪
1623
01:18:49,680 --> 01:18:54,037
♪ I know you can show me ♪
1624
01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:56,429
(GUITAR SOLO PLAYING)
1625
01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:09,119
(CHEERING, WHOOPING)
1626
01:19:13,880 --> 01:19:16,235
THOR: ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1627
01:19:16,320 --> 01:19:17,548
(SNORTING)
1628
01:19:17,640 --> 01:19:21,474
♪ I want to know what love is ♪
1629
01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:28,079
♪ I know you can show me, oh ♪
1630
01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:30,790
♪ Let's talk about love ♪
1631
01:19:30,880 --> 01:19:33,394
KIDS' CHORUS: ♪ I want to know
what love is ♪
1632
01:19:33,480 --> 01:19:36,358
THOR: ♪ Love that you feel inside ♪
1633
01:19:36,440 --> 01:19:38,715
KIDS' CHORUS: ♪ I know you can show me ♪
1634
01:19:38,800 --> 01:19:41,872
♪ Whoa ♪
1635
01:19:41,960 --> 01:19:44,349
♪ I want to know ♪
1636
01:19:44,440 --> 01:19:45,793
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
1637
01:19:45,880 --> 01:19:47,552
(MAX WHOOPS)
1638
01:19:56,240 --> 01:19:58,231
My masterpiece.
1639
01:19:58,320 --> 01:20:00,709
(SNIFFS)
1640
01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:02,756
("FLASH BURN" BY TWIN RAINS PLAYING)
1641
01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:04,637
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1642
01:20:11,880 --> 01:20:14,360
THOR: Thank you. I was really great.
BOY: What's up, Max?
1643
01:20:16,280 --> 01:20:17,633
I'll be right back.
1644
01:20:17,720 --> 01:20:20,393
- Hey. I didn't think you'd make it.
- Are you kidding?
1645
01:20:20,480 --> 01:20:22,311
You know I'd never miss one of your shows.
1646
01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:24,436
It was so cool when you stabbed that pimp.
1647
01:20:24,520 --> 01:20:25,919
(CHUCKLES) Thank you.
1648
01:20:26,520 --> 01:20:28,272
Oh, sorry. Thor, this is Scout.
1649
01:20:28,360 --> 01:20:30,237
- You were really good.
- Thanks, sweetie.
1650
01:20:30,320 --> 01:20:31,912
I was much better in the matinee.
1651
01:20:33,720 --> 01:20:35,312
I'm gonna go find Cassidy.
1652
01:20:37,160 --> 01:20:38,878
I thought you were still grounded.
1653
01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:41,713
It ended yesterday. A month in the hole.
1654
01:20:42,720 --> 01:20:44,153
Thanks again for taking the fall.
1655
01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:46,034
You would've done the same.
1656
01:20:46,760 --> 01:20:49,638
Well, well, well. Look who's here. Me.
1657
01:20:49,720 --> 01:20:51,312
- Hey!
- Hey!
1658
01:20:52,360 --> 01:20:54,476
Feels like we haven't talked in weeks.
1659
01:20:56,240 --> 01:20:57,275
Yeah.
1660
01:20:58,360 --> 01:21:03,115
Max. My mom said she'll drop us at
frozen yogurt if your mom will pick us up.
1661
01:21:03,200 --> 01:21:05,395
- Great. Be there in a second, babe.
- Okay, babe.
1662
01:21:06,040 --> 01:21:08,190
So, how's it going with Scout?
1663
01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:11,238
Good. But hard. But good.
1664
01:21:11,840 --> 01:21:15,310
A relationship is a lot of work.
Don't let anyone tell you differently.
1665
01:21:16,920 --> 01:21:19,388
Hey. Uh, Lucas, you still want
to play Ascension
1666
01:21:19,520 --> 01:21:20,669
with me and the guys later?
1667
01:21:20,760 --> 01:21:23,479
I'll be there in a minute.
(SIGHS) Classic Lucas.
1668
01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:27,235
Carlos and those SCAB guys seem cool.
1669
01:21:27,360 --> 01:21:28,918
They're cool.
1670
01:21:29,720 --> 01:21:31,836
But they're not the Bean Bag Boys.
1671
01:21:34,440 --> 01:21:35,589
SCOUT: Max.
1672
01:21:38,680 --> 01:21:39,680
All right.
1673
01:21:42,840 --> 01:21:44,751
(VOICE BREAKING)
I guess... I guess I should go.
1674
01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:47,636
Yeah, all right. Well...
1675
01:21:48,720 --> 01:21:49,869
Yeah.
1676
01:22:06,160 --> 01:22:07,479
I missed you guys.
1677
01:22:16,880 --> 01:22:18,313
Let's make a promise.
1678
01:22:18,400 --> 01:22:20,516
Even if we don't hang out all the time,
1679
01:22:20,600 --> 01:22:22,716
we'll still always be there
for the big stuff.
1680
01:22:23,680 --> 01:22:25,079
Bean Bag Boys for life.
1681
01:22:26,200 --> 01:22:30,159
Bean Bag Boys for life.
1682
01:22:31,560 --> 01:22:34,757
(ALL HOWLING)
1683
01:22:41,240 --> 01:22:42,559
Wait.
1684
01:22:44,080 --> 01:22:45,832
There's something I have to show you.
1685
01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:47,800
Come up to my parents' bedroom
in three minutes.
1686
01:22:52,480 --> 01:22:54,835
Yo, guys, check this out.
1687
01:22:54,920 --> 01:22:56,239
An indoor swing?
1688
01:22:56,320 --> 01:22:58,629
MAX: You always have the best toys.
Yeah!
1689
01:22:58,720 --> 01:22:59,914
Flip that switch.
1690
01:23:02,240 --> 01:23:03,593
How cool is it?
1691
01:23:03,680 --> 01:23:05,511
MAX: Your parents love to play.
1692
01:23:05,600 --> 01:23:08,194
- What do they do with it?
- They swing on it.
1693
01:23:08,800 --> 01:23:10,472
- Can we go on it?
- Fuck yeah.
1694
01:23:10,560 --> 01:23:13,000
("CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF YOUR LOVE, BABE"
BY BARRY WHITE PLAYING)
1695
01:23:25,200 --> 01:23:26,792
ANNABELLE: Thor?
(MUSIC STOPS)
1696
01:23:27,400 --> 01:23:29,436
What are you doing in Mom and Dad's room?
1697
01:23:29,520 --> 01:23:31,351
Get the hell out of here, Annabelle!
1698
01:23:31,440 --> 01:23:34,989
That swing is for sexing.
People do sex on it.
1699
01:23:36,560 --> 01:23:38,312
ALL: Oh...
1700
01:23:38,400 --> 01:23:41,198
("GO TO TOWN" BY DOJA CAT PLAYING)
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