Original subtitles

- Previously on "The Bold Type."

- You are the future of "Scarlet," Jane.

- Holding myself accountable is what a leader should do.

- I didn't expect to feel this way.

I know it's not ideal.

- I think I might have feelings for Scott.

- If you really like him, you can make it work.

- Zuri?

- People hear the word "felony"

and they don't wanna give you a job.

- I can help you find a job.

We're gonna figure something out.

They were actually taken by my friend Adena.

- Every one of these women has a story.

I wanna hear them all.

- You know, you might have just given me an idea.

- Richard texted back.

He wants to meet at the apartment tonight.

- That's so great. - Is Richard upstairs?

- He wants a divorce.

[ambient pop music]

♪

- Hey, are you sure you wanna keep all these wedding gifts?

- Yeah, I think so.

I mean, they're just as much mine

as they are Richard's, right?

- True. - Absolutely!

And also, it doesn't hurt to have good coffee.

- True.

- Guys, let's celebrate.

We finally all live together

and I wanna make it Instagram official.

♪

[laughter]

- I never know where to look. - I just look at myself.

- Oh, Sutton Brady-Hunter.

[sighs]

So I'm thinking of changing my name back to Brady.

- On Instagram? - Are you sure?

- Yeah, I mean it is--

just it's kind of a press release

and, you know,

considering people don't really know that you're...

- Getting a divorce--oh, God, I just heard that out loud.

Yeah, I just think that they deserve to know

that I'm happily moving forward.

- Well, you know it is okay if you're not happy.

- I mean, you're allowed to feel whatever you need to feel:

angry, sad, hurt.

- Yeah, I don't wanna feel any of those things.

So... - Fair enough.

- I'm gonna change it.

Bye-bye, Hunter.

Okay, so,

what is the big exciting news that you can't wait to tell me?

- Ah! - [laughs]

Okay, so...

you know how our landlord always keeps this door locked?

- Yes, on account of all the dead bodies inside.

- Exactly. - Yes.

- Okay, so MVP over here, convinced him to let us use it.

- [gasps] - [giggles]

- Whoa, this is a huge closet. - Yeah!

So we're gonna clear it out and make it your bedroom.

- What? W--no, that's very nice,

but I mean, I think you should have,

you know, walls and doors. - Oh, come on, Sutton,

I spent most of my life in the closet; I'm good.

I think you should take the doors and the walls.

- That's really sweet,

but I don't want any special treatment

because my life is falling apart.

- Okay.

This is painful and I knew this was gonna happen.

So a lot of weird stuff in here.

I think we could have fun deciding, okay?

- Okay. - All right, come on!

Okay, so we got--

[shouts]

- ♪ First time, first time, first time ♪

- All right, ladies, here's the deal.

At the count of three, and the sound of my whistle,

you are going to get on the ball,

turn around, and throw the dart.

Whoever gets closest to bullseye

wins the Cinderella suite. Are we clear?

- Clear. - Clear.

- Are we ready? - Ready.

- So ready. - One, two...

- [yelps] - Oh.

- Oh, whoa.

[squeals]

[laughter] - Oh!

- Whoo! - Oh, yeah!

In your face, yeah.

- ♪ Let's get it, let's get it let's get it ♪

♪ Let's get it

Today is gonna be such a great day.

Finally officially told everyone on socials

that I'm moving on from Richard.

You are taking it to the next level with Scotty Too Hotty.

- Which is why you should probably just call him Scott?

- Don't want to. - Oh.

- And Kat is gonna see Adena

for the first time in a long time.

- Why do you say it like that? - Because!

It's you and Adena and, you know...

you and Adena.

- Work really well together.

That's why I'm gonna go see her today.

See if she can help me with the Zuri thing.

- Of course. - I'm serious.

We're just friends

and we happen to make a great team, that's all.

- You guys are like Batman and Robin.

- What? No, we're just friends, okay?

We're finally in a good place,

but we're just working together, you know.

- I got a good one, Sonny and Cher.

- They were married.

- Okay, Thelma and Louise. - No, they die at the end.

Jane, you suck at this game. - We all die at the end.

- God, Romy and Michelle, ha. - Ooh, I like that one.

[bright music]

♪

- Sutton. - Hi, Jacqueline.

- Hi.

I just wanted to check on you.

- You saw my post?

- No, but I did talk to Richard.

No one expects you to be okay.

- Yeah. [sighs]

But I'm just ready to be, you know.

- Yeah, I get it.

Well, I just want you to know that I am available to talk,

if you ever need or want to.

- Thank you.

- ♪ I'ma need those eyes

♪ Focusing on me - Mm-hmm.

♪

Beautiful.

Now we can come closer together, feel that, yes.

Mary, can I move you a little bit?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, perfect.

♪

- ♪ Wanna be the air every time you breathe ♪

- Beautiful.

- ♪ Running through your veins ♪

- Kat.

- Hey. - I'll just be a few minutes.

- Totally, do your thing.

- Let's scoot you all a little bit closer

just for the last couple.

Yes.

♪

- Jacqueline?

I've literally never seen you in here.

- Yeah, Andrew is late, which is very unlike him.

So here I am.

But I am glad to run into you.

I'm sure you've heard that Sage

is getting her own Love and Lust vertical.

- I did; I think that's great. - It is.

And your presentation at the ad sales conference

helped make that happen.

You really, really took responsibility, like a leader.

Speaking of leadership,

our employee reviews are coming in today,

and I've had so many of these over the years

that I've lost track.

But for you, this is a first and, as a manager,

you'll need to take them seriously.

- Oh, Jacqueline, hi, there you are.

I'm so sorry I'm late.

Here, I printed out your reviews

'cause I know you prefer it that way.

Oh, my God,

are you drinking company coffee out of an "Office" mug?

- It's fine, Andrew. - No, no, no, it's not.

I haven't forgotten your soy latte in three years.

- Are you okay? - Yeah--

[stammering] Excuse me, I--

I'll be back.

- Every time Zuri applies for a job,

it's like nobody can see past her prison record.

- Some people can only see what scares them,

like a headscarf. - Yeah.

You know, I think the cooking video raised awareness,

but it just-- it wasn't personal.

It didn't show people who Zuri really is.

- Mm. - Not like your photos.

Your photos capture the whole person.

Dreams and fears.

Anyway, I know you're probably really busy,

so don't feel any pressure.

- I would love to help.

- Really? - Yes, of course.

What are you thinking? [phone buzzes]

- Um...

- Oh, I'm sorry, I...

[speaking Farsi]

- Hi. - Hi,

You look happy,

Is it because I gave you all fives on your review?

- Hmm, well, first of all,

those are supposed to be anonymous,

so I'm not supposed to know that.

And second, thank you.

- You deserve it.

- So...

this is actually why I called you in here.

I was wondering if you wanted to go to HR with me?

You know, make this official?

- Yes, I would like that, a lot.

- Great. Then it's a date.

- All right, I will see you later then.

- Bye.

[gentle upbeat music]

♪

- Oh, that's so cute.

- [gasps] Oh, my God.

- Are we ready? - Yes.

- All right. - So...

I would like to start with an article

on sex toys in relationships.

- Ooh. - When do we introduce them?

Do they make our partner feel hot or hardly enough?

I think there is a lot in there.

- I agree. - Great.

Speaking of relationships, hot married sex.

We all know it is essential to a happy marriage.

- [clears throat]

- [quietly] What am I looking--oh, God.

You know what, let's just move on.

Digital rebound sex.

What app to use to mend a broken heart?

These are just a few ideas

and we can beat them, right here, right now.

- Am I missing something? - Yes.

An opportunity to empower our readers.

What about self love?

- Self love-- love--love that.

- Okay, if you guys are doing this because--

- 'Cause being single is amazing?

- Yeah, I mean, think about it,

no one to text when you're running late.

- No negotiating on what to watch on TV.

- Okay, I have a pitch.

Love after divorce. - Mm.

- That's very interesting. Tell us more.

- Well, most people think that divorce is an ending.

But I see it as an opportunity

for self-growth and exploration.

- And we could interview men and women

who have gone through divorce

and found happiness on the other side.

- Yes, and we can call it the power of new beginnings

and I can style it. - Well, I love this idea.

And I love that you pitched it.

We are going to do divorce

and the power of new beginnings.

[pop music]

- So, on a scale of one to five, how would you rate me?

- Looks 10. Personality 10.

- Okay, I'm gonna look past the fact

that you hesitated at "personality"

and that I said "out of five," but look.

- Is that a performance review? - Yes.

I got threes on communication, mentorship and accessibility.

- From who? - I don't know.

I mean, it wasn't Scott,

and I doubt it was one of my freelancers.

So, I mean, it has to be Addison.

I mean, she does pitch me a lot of stories,

and I don't always respond.

And she did find that discrepancy in Cynthia's story,

which I'm pretty sure I thanked her for...

or maybe it didn't.

- Well, it sounds like you need to go communicate, mentor,

and be accessible.

- You're right. I'm gonna go talk to her.

[whispers] Okay.

Addison, hey.

- Hey.

- I was just wondering

if you wanted to run tomorrow's pitch meeting?

- Are you gonna be gone? - No, I just--

I was looking back at some of your emails,

and you have a lot of really great ideas.

- Okay. So is there a specific topic?

- Whatever you think.

I mean, we could do a Gen Z issue.

That's your specialty, right?

- Yeah, I-I guess.

- Great, looking forward to it.

- Mm-hmm. - Yeah.

- [speaking Farsi]

- Hey, Kat. - Zuri, hey.

- I love you too. - This is--wow.

- I know, it's cool, right?

I want you to meet my brilliant friend, Adena.

Adena, this is Zuri.

- Hey, these are my friends. We all did time together.

- Hi, thanks for coming.

Can we show you what we have planned?

- Please.

- So we're thinking of doing very simple close up portraits.

Only your face is in focus.

And then we would project your inmate numbers on top of that,

to show how people see your record before seeing you.

- Welcome to our every day.

- Well, we are hoping to change that.

- I hope so.

You know, people hear the word "inmate,"

and they just think of men,

but hopefully they'll see it's us too.

- A women's issue. Yeah.

I think I know the perfect place for this.

- Your salad.

- Thank you.

You really are the best, you know that?

- You know it was Timothy who actually got it, right?

-Yeah, I know, I know, I'm just saying in general,

you know, for treating me like a normal person.

Sage asked me twice if I wanted

to pass the shoot off to someone else.

She thinks I'm overcompensating by taking this on.

- Oliver, the Rodarte team is here for you.

- All right, I guess my salad will have to wait.

- Oh, I'll put that in the fridge.

Oh, also I got that reservation for you at Alta on Wednesday.

- Oh, great. Thank you.

- And they have both your names so if Jasper gets there first--

- Thank you, Timothy.

- I'm sorry, you're having dinner with Jasper?

- We're starting to share Carly 50/50

and I wanna work out some logistics.

It's not a big deal. - Well, last I checked,

you didn't wanna be alone with him for a minute,

so it sounds like it's a huge deal.

Wait, did you not tell me on purpose?

- I just didn't wanna lean on you with my Jasper issues

when I know you have your own stuff to deal with.

- Stuff? Oliver, I just told you

that I can't stand how everyone is treating me with kid gloves.

And I just wanna move on.

- Sutton... - It's fine.

- Okay.

[rhythmic ambient music]

♪

- And each image will transform

into a video where these women speak about the barriers

they face re-entering society

once they've completed their sentences.

- The portraits are stunning.

- Thank you.

- But I'm afraid it's not the right fit for us.

- How could it not be the right fit?

This is a women's issue. The Belle supports women.

- We do, but the fact that Zuri is highlighted

and she interviewed for a job here

might make it seem like

The Belle is part of the problem.

- Well, it kind of is, right?

If a place as progressive as The Belle

is still making these kinds of missteps,

this installation could be an opportunity to raise awareness.

- I'd like to help, Kat, really,

but my job is literally to protect The Belle's image.

I'm sorry.

- How can Darby claim she cares and then just say no,

without even trying? - I think she was genuine.

I think she has, you know, people to answer to

and they clearly have different priorities.

- I guess we just have to change their minds then.

- And how do we do that?

- We could print off your portraits,

turn them into posters,

plaster them to the side of The Belle.

- That's vandalism. - It's activism.

- And it's illegal. - Oh.

- My gallery friends might still come through.

- This is so much bigger than just a gallery now.

this is about calling out hypocrisy

and holding people accountable.

- I thought this was about helping Zuri and those women?

-Well, of course it is, but I mean, aren't you mad?

Like, The Belle,

they pride themselves on helping women, right?

It's part of the reason why I wanted to work there,

but if they're only helping a certain type of woman,

like, what's the point?

- I think the point is that they do a lot of good.

And you know, we can't just go around blowing everything up.

- You just seem like so...

- Rational?

- I was gonna say resigned but...

- Well, maybe I just would... [phone buzzes]

Rather not get arrested and lose my visa and--

- I mean, that's not-- - I have to go, sorry.

[speaking Farsi]

♪

- Adena just accepted defeat.

- Well, I mean, it kind of sounds like you guys

didn't really have a choice.

- Well, I think--yeah, I get where she's coming from.

But we didn't even have a conversation.

She didn't wanna fight.

She's lost all of that-- that passion, that fire.

I think she's dating someone.

Yeah, I heard her on the phone a couple of times.

She said I love you. And then something in Farsi

about cucumbers, according to the internet.

- Are cucumbers like a lesbian sex thing?

- No, Jane.

The point is, I just feel like...

whoever Adena is dating,

I think they're a bad influence, so.

- Okay.

First of all, we don't know if Adena's dating someone.

Second of all, Adena doesn't seem like the kind of person

who's easily influenced by someone else.

So maybe you should just try to understand

where she's coming from and find a compromise.

[door closes]

- Hi.

- Hey. - Okay.

Check it.

- What is that? - It's a bowling shirt

because I am having a divorce party at a bowling alley.

- Huh, really? - Yeah, it's gonna be great.

I'm gonna invite the whole office

and everybody's gonna drink and eat snacks,

and we're all gonna get over my divorce together,

because I need everyone to understand that I am okay.

This is gonna rock.

- So I was thinking icons and how they affect us.

Like my generation has Billie Eilish,

but how is that different from growing up with Britney

or Christina?

- That's really interesting. - Yeah, and we could examine

how the pop music machine

keeps redefining women through our generations.

- I like that. Yeah, who would you cover?

Actually, Addison,

I think maybe we should focus on your ideas.

I mean, you have so many, so.

- Okay.

I was also thinking about how Millennial and Gen Z women

compare in their social media usage.

Yeah, Millennials tend to have a more polished image;

Gen Z-ers revel in spontaneity.

- There might be a correlation

to socio-economic status there as well.

- Oh, Scott, we should just let Addison continue,

if that's okay. - Oh, yeah.

Sorry, Addison.

- No, it's okay.

I really like that angle, though so.

- Did you wanna elaborate on that?

- No, I think that's--

- 'cause you seemed like you

really had a flow going there, so.

- No, I'm--I'm good.

- Okay, great. Yeah, well,

I guess that's it for today, so thanks, everyone.

- Okay.

- What was that about?

- Addison gave me a bad review,

which I shouldn't even be telling you,

but that's why I asked her to lead the meeting.

And I just wanted her to feel heard.

- I get that but she seemed more confused than anything.

- [sighs] Yeah, I know.

I should probably go talk to her.

- Yeah.

- Hey...

do you mind if we push our HR meeting to tomorrow?

I just--I really have to fix this.

- Yeah, yeah, of course. - Okay, thanks.

- Andrew?

[quirky music]

Oh, have you seen Andrew?

- No. - Hmm.

- Everything okay?

- Yeah, my reviews are going great.

You?

- Yep.

♪

- Kat. - Hi.

- What are you doing here?

- I owe you an apology.

And, yes, I am aware that it's not the first time

I've shown up at your door like this.

- Yeah, that seems to be your MO.

- I wanted you to know that I respect the fact

that you need to feel safe in your activism

and... - [person speaking Farsi]

I'm-- - Um...

- Sorry, I didn't mean to--

- [speaking Farsi]

- I can go.

- Kat, this is my mother, Shamsi.

- Hi. - So this is Kat.

Come in, we're just about to sit down for tea.

- [stammers] - [speaking Farsi]

- Kat was just leaving. - Adena, don't be rude.

You can stay for a bit, can't you?

- So, Kat, tell me,

what exciting political issues

are you championing these days?

- You could ask her where she's from

before the hard questions, mum. - Oh, it's okay.

I didn't realize that you told your mom about my work.

- Oh, honey, she tells me everything.

- Not everything.

- Did Adena tell you I was a student

during the revolution in my country?

- No.

- We were willing to sacrifice everything for the cause.

- Cost of change, right? - Except there wasn't any.

That's why I tell Adena it's not worth it.

[somber pop music]

Excuse me.

♪

- Hey, you don't really believe that, do you?

Your photographs...

they change people's minds. They really do.

- Okay, enough politics.

♪

Did you see Adena's modest fashion shoot?

- Yeah, I did.

She's so talented. - Mm, yes, she is and wise.

Finally, after all this time, she gets a stable safe job.

- Well, I think it is worth it. The sacrifice.

I think Kat and I have...

created real change together.

- Like getting arrested at the airport

with a bag full of dildos?

- Actually in hindsight,

that probably wasn't our best idea.

- No, it was not.

- That was a long time ago, Mama.

- I sent you abroad so you would be safe.

- I know.

And I understand that we cannot risk everything

for every cause, but...

I mean, if I have the privilege of safety,

I wanna use it to make the world a better place.

- Foolish and naive.

- You know, I think I am going to head out.

- I think that would be best. - Thank you for the tea.

♪

- ♪ Can't live without you

- How dark is it for me to use

my wedding china at the divorce party?

- Ooh, not dark, I actually love that.

You know, 'cause nothing says I'm badass more than,

you know, reclaiming your wedding gifts and your future.

- And sandwiches. - And breadsticks.

- Oh, yeah. [door opening]

Could probably reclaim a little bit

of this floor space too while I'm at it.

- Yeah.

- Hello. - Oh, hello.

- So the other woman in Adena's life?

Turns out it's her mother.

- Oh. - Yeah.

And I'm pretty sure I just caused

an epic fight between them.

- What happened?

- Well, you know, her mom just wants her

to lead this, like, safe, stable life.

- And Dena doesn't want that? - No, she does actually.

Or she says she does.

I think she also wants to fight.

It's complicated.

Maybe she can have both.

So how was your pitch meeting?

- Not great.

I gave Addison the floor

and I think I just leaned in a little too hard.

- You Sheryl Sandberg-ed it? - No, but I just, like--

I assumed that I knew what she wanted and I didn't,

and so... [sighs]

Now I'm taking her to The Belle tomorrow

to try to fix it.

- I'm sorry that I treated you like somebody

who needed protecting. You don't.

So, yes, I am meeting Jasper tonight.

And it is a big deal,

because I used to love him a lot.

And now that he sees Carly,

which means that he's back in my life,

and I can't stay mad at him forever, so.

- I'm really glad that you're meeting him.

- It's at the same time as your divorce party.

- It's fine. - I was actually wondering

if I could bring him.

- Oh, that would make me so happy, of course.

- Okay.

[funky music]

- So I remembered you saying how much you loved The Belle,

and so I figured we could come here and talk.

And plus one of the bartenders is my roommate

so sometimes it's endless happy hour.

- Yeah, it's really nice here.

♪

- Look, I'm sorry.

I know that the pitch meeting was weird.

I was just trying to make sure that you felt heard.

- By silencing your favorite writer?

- Scott? He's not my favorite writer.

- Well, he's worked on some big stories with you

and sometimes I don't hear back from you on my pitches,

which doesn't feel great.

I-I'm not even sure you like my writing.

- Of course I like your writing.

I-I'm so sorry I made you feel that way.

You were a big get for me.

I want you on my team, Addison.

♪

- I put the feelers out for a new job

and got an offer from "Yes Girl."

- [sighs]

Look, Addison...

I really value

your voice and your perspective.

And I know that I've made some mistakes.

But I really wanna keep you, so...

how can I do that?

- I-I just want what you had, Jane, a mentor,

a Jacqueline Carlyle.

That's why I took this job.

- Okay, give me another chance to be that for you.

- I have to let "Yes Girl" know in a week.

- Great, then give me a week. - I don't know.

- I'll do whatever it takes.

- Okay. - Okay.

- Where are we going?

- I promise nothing illegal, okay?

So I know we live in a flawed system,

and sometimes breaking the law is necessary.

I recognize that I need to choose my battles more wisely.

So today, I choose a different way.

- Who are you and what have you done with Kat Edison?

- I don't know, I guess she's grown or something.

- Thanks for meeting me down here.

- Of course. How did it go with Addison?

- She got another job offer

but I have a week to prove to her

that she should stay.

- That's good. - Yeah.

- ♪ It's time to face the facts ♪

- Look, I know that we're supposed

to be going to HR, but...

- It's not a good time, is it?

- I want this, but being a good leader

is also really important to me.

And Addison's not wrong. I mean, I--

I favored you.

I didn't mean to, but I did.

And if we were to start dating now...

- I get it.

I can't work here, Jane.

It's too complicated.

- So you're just gonna quit?

- I'm sorry, Jane.

You're a great boss

and Addison is gonna see that, but not with me here.

- You don't have to quit. We can still work together

and be professional.

- I don't think I can be.

- ♪ And you need something to last ♪

- [sighs]

I promise you this is a good thing.

And, as for us, when you are in the right space,

call me.

- ♪ Whenever you want me

- Okay.

- ♪ Whenever you want me

- So why are we at The Belle?

Wow.

[sentimental piano music]

♪

- My name is Zuri and I am a convicted felon.

I've been turned away from jobs and opportunities...

- This is amazing. - Because of mistakes

I made in the past. - Yeah, it is, right?

- Nobody sees me for the person I was

before my conviction.

- And, hey, look. - On most days, I had

to choose between stealing or going to bed hungry.

I'm not asking... - Adena, I'm sorry I didn't

see where you were coming from earlier,

but I do now.

- There are many ways to fight.

It's gonna mean a lot to Zuri, Kat.

It means a lot to me too.

- Oh, well, I mean, I love doing this stuff with you, so.

- Me too.

- We are eager

for a second chance in life.

♪

- So you want me to give you your feedback in person?

- Well, you and I are far beyond filling in bubbles.

- Is this because I've been late

and I haven't straightened out your desk

maybe a couple of times?

And I think there was a few phone calls

that I let go to voicemail, but I don't--

- Andrew. - Yeah.

- If there is something that isn't working for you

or you're not getting something that you need,

I want you to speak up.

- I appreciate that and I will definitely--

I'll definitely keep that in mind.

Thank you, thank you, Jacqueline.

- Andrew...

I can't help if I don't know what's going on.

- I had to take a second job.

One of my roommates moved back home

and even though there are three of us living in the apartment,

the rent difference has made things

actually a lot harder, so...

I work nights after a full day here.

- Andrew... [sighs]

Why didn't you say something?

- I don't want you to think that I'm not grateful,

because I-I am.

It's just that...

look, assistants don't get paid enough here.

- Really?

I'm sorry, I didn't know that.

- I know I always manage to look so amazing,

but it's really hard work.

Because I-- I really love my job.

- I know you do,

and I'm really glad you finally spoke up...

And I'm gonna get you the raise you deserve.

- [exhales sharply, laughs]

Thank you, Jacqueline.

And I promise I'll keep speaking up.

- I look forward to that.

- [emotional laugh] Thanks.

I'll just go. Okay, bye.

♪

- Jane, hi, it's Jacqueline.

I know that some of your reviews left room for growth

and I was just wondering how you were doing with that.

Feedback can be very eye-opening.

- This does not feel like a celebration.

Andrew literally looks like he's at a funeral.

[pop music on radio]

- I just got a message from Jacqueline.

- Are you okay? I'm sorry about Scott.

- Yeah, me too.

I just--I didn't expect him to leave.

And then I lost Addison too, almost.

I just feel so terrible,

I should have been there for her.

I mean, she deserves a great boss.

- She does, but...

- But I'm gonna work on being that later

'cause tonight we are having fun.

- That's right.

- Yeah, come on, let's play some game.

- Yeah, bowling. All of it.

- Ooh, they have darts?

- Oh, wow.

You were so bad at this at the apartment.

- What?

- Oh, my God.

Did you throw the game so that I could sleep in the closet?

- No.

- Did you know about this? - No.

Look, we just--

we wanted to make things easier for you if we could.

- Right, because we love you, like so much.

So come on.

- Can I borrow the mic? - What is she doing?

- I have no idea.

- Hi, everyone,

I just want to say thank you so much for coming.

I know that my upcoming divorce affects all of you

because you also know and love Richard.

And yes, we can say his name.

[sentimental music]

♪

More importantly, I know that some of you

have been treating me with a little extra care lately,

and I know that that is out of love.

You guys wanna be there for me,

and, if I'm honest,

I do need you to be there for me.

♪

This is...

absolutely the hardest thing that I've ever been through.

[laughs]

I need you to help me

create new memories

with my favorite food

and my favorite music and my favorite people.

So let's have fun, you guys.

Okay, you need even more?

I have wedding gifts for party favors,

so let's get loose and party. [cheers and applause]

- Dibs on the bread maker. - Oh, no, no!

Sutton, you said I could have it.

We had a conversation this morning.

- It didn't happen. - I love bread.

You know I love bread. Sutton said I could have it.

[dance music]

[pins crashing, all cheering]

♪

- I'm quitting, I'm qutting.

- Yeah! [indistinct shouting]

- Sutton looks happy now. - She does.

So, parenting.

- I mean, we're basically chauffeurs, right?

- [scoffs]

Wait till she starts playing

tennis tournaments in Westchester.

- Hey, I can do suburban.

- Okay, you think you can

but those tennis moms will eat you for breakfast.

- Hey, so what?

[laughter]

- Okay. - Come on.

- All right.

- Oh, oh!

- All right! - Okay.

[phone chirps] - Next time.

- [gasps] Wait, oh, my God.

- You're not very good at this game.

- I know but look, look.

Someone just reached out to Zuri with a job offer.

- What, already? - I know.

- Sutton, you're up.

♪

- Oh, um...hold on, give me one second, okay?

[crowd cheering and laughing]

- Hey, honey. - Hey.

- You're okay? - Bride to be!

[together] Cheers!

- You know who they remind me of?

The Long Island girls from my bachelorette danceoff.

[laughter]

- Oh, my God, oh, my God! - Oh, my gosh.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

- A bachelorette party bowl-off?

- Yeah, and if they win,

then Kat can challenge them to a dart off.

- I'm pretty sure it's just called darts.

And they won't win

because we're going to crush the competition.

- Oh, no.

- We're gonna crush 'em!

- Oh, well, that was fun

and who knew tiny Jane was the queen of the lanes.

- Those Long Island girls do now, bam!

- Hey, Sutton.

- Yeah. - You know how you said

you want everyone to treat you like a normal human?

- Uh-huh. - Well,

in that case, I think we should redo the competition

for the Cinderella suite.

- No, you made your bed. Now you get to sleep in it.

I'm keeping that room.

- You feeling better?

- Today? Yeah.

Tomorrow, I hope so.

I wish that I could just flip a switch

and move on with my life, but...

getting over Richard is just gonna be a process.

- Yeah. - The party was

a good first step though.

- Yeah. - Mm-hmm.

- And I know another one

that will help.

That box.

- What is that anyway?

- [sighs]

This dress was supposed to be so important to me,

and now it's just like what do I do with it?

I mean, can I alter it? Wear it again?

- Please don't. - Huh?

- You wanted us to be honest.

- We would really love it if you didn't ever.

- Why? Because it's emotionally triggering

or because you think it's ugly?

- Well... [groans]

- [gasps] Oh, my God,

you guys think my wedding dress is ugly?

- No, no, we don't.

We think that...

- Well, what am I supposed to do with it?

- Burn it?

[upbeat music]

I'm kidding.

- ♪ If you wanna get hot, get it ♪

♪ Show off what you got, do it for yourself ♪

[all gasping] - Oh!

- ♪ Go ahead, go ahead - Yeah!

- Wh-- - ♪ If you wanna get that

- [squeaks] - You guys gotta get on this.

- Wait-- - This feels great.

- You want us to rip it? - Yeah.

- ♪ Go off, go off - Oh!

- Wait, really? - Yeah, go for it.

- Okay. - Oh, my God...

- Oh, it's so good. - Wait.

This was really pretty, Sutton.

- Oh, my God.

[all squealing] - Wow!

- Here, have a scarf. - I can't--

[groaning] I'm not strong enough.

♪

- Yeah! - [yelps]

- Whoo! - ♪ Girls girls girls

♪ Supporting girls

[upbeat music]

♪