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Dear residents of Hadurok Ri...

I am truly honored to appoint Mr. Flower...

a second rank deer...

as the proud mascot of Indi Gun...

...to brighten the future of this district.

Mr. Flower is a spotted deer from a distinguished bloodline.

Lee Min Ki, you will pay for this later.

Okay.

I will...

get beat up if you need to beat me, and...

...will die if you want me to.

Stay still.

Mr. Flower was chosen...

...as the mascot of Indi Gun.

Hey, stay still.

Governor.

Wake up, Governor.

Please wake up, Governor. Are you okay?

Governor.

Please be careful. Please watch out.

What will we do?

- The deer just gored him. - Yeah, it did.

What the heck is this?

I'm asking what just happened!

I'm sorry.

He used to be really nice and sweet.

There's no way...

By the way, is he really Mr. Flower?

He looks a little different.

What?

You're right.

There's no scar on the leg.

Antlers look different.

Then...

are you saying he is a fake?

Hey, Village Head.

You try to explain.

What is going on?

That... I mean...

The truth is...

Why can't you say anything?

Mr. Flower...

Mr. Flower!

Where's Mr. Flower?

Where's Mr. Flower?

Well... I mean...

Stop it already.

I'll tell you the whole truth.

Sure.

You explain then.

Where's Mr. Flower?

Mr. Flower...

...is dead.

What?

It got hit by the tractor.

Tr... tractor?

Who...

in the world...

Who!

Yoon Hee noona did.

Yoon Hee noona did.

Noona.

I'm sorry.

All you get is blame, but...

if I get kicked out of here, my life is over.

I'm sorry, noona.

I'm really sorry.

Yoon Hee.

Let's just forget about...

...the appointment of the mascot.

Then...

...what about the prize?

Of course, it's canceled.

I'll make sure the governor gets the report about this matter.

I won't let it pass. Be prepared, you all.

Ms. Secretary.

Oh, my God.

You go try to meet...

...the Youth President.

Jeez...

Noona.

I'm really sorry. Okay?

Instead...

I'll definitely repay this favor someday. Okay?

You crazy son of b***h!

Noona.

I'm sorry.

Hey, Min Ki.

Hey.

I can never forgive what happened.

These thugs...

...killed Mr. Flower, our village's mystical creature.

Not only did they fool the villagers with the fake one, but...

...they also committed an unpardonable crime

...making a hole in the governor's stomach.

Because of that...

paving the roads, our village's long-cherished project...

...also fell apart.

- Gosh... - Jeez...

On top of that...

stealing apples...

terrorizing the flower field...

peeing in the reservoir, etc...

it's just so hard to list everything.

They are the worst type of evil who messed up the village.

So, I...

suggest we force these evil thugs to...

...move out.

Don't you think you should give us a chance to talk?

Look at them.

They still have something to say.

Sure.

Go ahead.

I believe...

you all treat this incident with too much emotion.

Let's think about this rationally.

Yes.

That's right.

I...

hit...

...Mr. Flower with the tractor.

But if...

that Mr. Flower or whatever...

had been properly tied in the pen...

he wouldn't have been hit by the tractor in the first place.

In other words,

the biggest cause of this incident...

...is the fact you didn't take care of Mr. Flower properly.

Don't you think so?

What is he saying?

Everyone.

This thug is rambling on preposterous argument.

Preposterous argument?

Fine.

Then...

Let me give you an example.

On every freeway in the whole nation,

so many wild animals get hit by cars and get killed everyday.

Then...

are those drivers...

...criminals?

Those drivers also...

should get kicked...

...out of this country?

It is unfair.

After hearing him out, I can buy what he's saying.

So...

this incident was just something unavoidable.

I am strongly asserting that...

this was not...

our unilateral wrongdoing.

Done babbling?

Then...

let's start voting.

If you think we need to kick these thugs out,

please raise your hand.

Aren't you gonna raise your hand?

Then now...

With an overwhelming consent...

you guys are out.

What right do you have?

Right, my ass.

Stop babbling. Pack up and leave this village right now.

I mean...

I'm saying I'll farm my own land.

What gives you the right to tell me to stay or go?

We can't accept this.

Follow the law. The law.

File the complaint.

Let's have a proper trial on this, okay?

Hey.

Let's go.

That jerk...

Jeez.

Law?

That bastard...

Kids these days don't know how to mind elders.

Seoul people really...

Those bold bastards.

Fine.

We'll see if you guys end up moving out or not.

Next...

let's move on to discuss...

Kang Yoon Hee...

...our present village head.

What are you talking about?

What about Yoon Hee?

They tried to accuse her.

Anyway, Yoon Hee conspired with those jerks and tried to fool us.

She is an accomplice.

Yoon Hee, you...

Step down from the village head.

I can't trust you anymore.

Don't you think so, everyone?

- This is not right. - This is too harsh.

- Yeah. - He's right.

Let's say Yoon Hee is partially at fault somehow.

However, I don't think it's serious enough to fire her from the village head position.

Since we're talking about it...

Yoon Hee's been taking care of all the matters...

...around the village and worked so hard.

Am I right?

If there's anyone who farmed without Yoon Hee's help,

...come up please.

Everyone already knows.

Moreover...

don't you remember we have the Myeon Olympiad coming up soon?

She's been preparing very well so far.

If we let her go right now,

we'll lose again.

We'll get defeated by those damn Sangdurok residents again. Again!

Did you all forget?

The humiliating defeats for last nine years?

If you want to lose again this year,

change the village head or elect a new one.

Do whatever you want.

What's the big deal about an Olympiad?

Mr. Flower is dead. Mr. Flower!

Since when did you start caring so much about Mr. Flower to make such a fuss?

And if I speak without reserve,

is he the real Mr. Flower?

When was the last time we had the descendant of a second rank deer?

He's the fake one we switched to save face for our village.

Is there anyone who doesn't know this?

This jerk...

What will you do if anyone outside hears this?

So, why are you trying to find fault with Yoon Hee over nothing, you punk?

This jerk is saying whatever he wants because he wants to...

...become the village head again.

When did I?

When did I, jerk?

Stop it.

Then why don't we do this?

If Yoon Hee brings us a trophy...

by winning the Olympiad in ten years....

she will continue her job as a head.

If she can't win it,

she'll step down. How about that?

Grandpa, that's...

If you don't think you can do it, you can resign from the village head position.

This is crazy.

Kang Yoon Hee, you wench!

When I took the blow on the chin, you should've kept quiet.

You told the truth?

I think I have a chin fracture.

Hyung, look at this. There's a report.

There was an absurd incident where...

the governor of Indi Gun was hit...

by the deer antlers and sent to the hospital.

Hey.

Deer antlers can actually pierce a person's stomach.

I know.

It might be true that second rank deer really killed the barbarians after all.

You're right. It might have.

By the way...

you got a little tanned.

I told you to wear sun screen, dork.

It's okay, it's okay.

Stop telling a real man to put on sun screen. Isn't that right, Han Chul...

Where's Han Chul hyung? Han Chul hyung!

Where did he go?

What?

Making an album by growing cabbages?

I was crazy. So crazy.

Let's just drop everything.

Go to Seoul, fall in love deeply and just die.

Ugh!

Hello.

Is this Hadurok Ri?

Thank you.

Hey.

Aren't you getting in?

Huh?

I am.

I am... Yes...

Han Chul hyung!

Han Chul!

Hyung!

Han Chul!

Ugh, really.

- Han Chul. - Han Chul hyung.

Hey, you should've let me know sooner if he went missing.

Hey.

How would I know if he packed up and left?

That disloyal jerk. Really!

It looks like he really left. This is insane.

Jeez...

Han Chul.

Han Chul.

Han Chul.

You haven't left yet, huh?

I'm really sorry.

Let's just talk it out.

Hey, how can you just take off without a word even if you were angry?

Hey, guys.

Let me ask you guys one thing.

Huh?

Yeah. Ask anything. Anything.

You look at someone for the first time in your life...

and what's the reason...

for your heart to pound as if it will break ribs...

...apart?

What?

It was just a passing moment.

But my head goes blank and...

whether I open my eyes or close them,

...I keep thinking of that person.

Why is that?

From an expert point of view...

they are typical symptoms of a guy falling in love.

I am...

...after all.

Hey.

I think...

I fell in love.

In this countryside? With whom?

I'm going crazy.

It's all because of that jerk, Lee Min Ki.

Those jerks.

I'll do something about them.

Oh, my, it's okay.

They're not even worth a second of your life. Sit down.

By the way...

Man Goo is really waiting for his chance.

He already started campaigning for the next election.

He really aspires to hold a position, you know.

But...

I'll try to beat my head against a wall.

Sang Deuk oppa.

I'll start the training from tomorrow.

As soon as work is done, have every young adults gather in the playground.

Got that?

Sure.

I got it.

We haven't had a peaceful day since they moved in.

Not even for a day.

By the way...

those oppas...

...were in a band in Seoul?

I hear they're good looking, too.

Why do you care about that, noona?

Are you interested in them?

Well...

rather than interest...

as someone who'll work in the same industry...

an affinity, I should say.

Later...

when I become an idol...

...I can meet them on stage.

I don't want to.

I will become an idol.

A sexy girl group.

What's this about?

If you ever cut my hair again...

I will just...

die...

...run away.

No matter how angry you are...

how can you cuss so harshly at your daughter?

Was that a cuss?

They look all the same to us.

How can you understand them so well?

Details are different. Details.

The angle of his finger is different.

His voice tone is slightly different.

Wow, the more I see, the more amazing it is.

Who is that?

Excuse me.

Is this the Village Head's house?

Oh, yes. I'm the village head.

What brings you here?

Hello.

I'm a college student from Seoul volunteering to work on murals.

Volunteer to do murals?

Yes, on the dreary walls in the country...

I draw flowers and butterflies. Pretty paintings.

I see...

And?

I'd like to draw...

...on the walls in this village.

Is that so?

What's the matter?

You don't want to?

Well, it's not particularly something we need.

Right...

Honestly, when a stranger comes in...

...the atmosphere gets weird.

Frankly, I don't know where you're from and what you're up to.

I'm not a weirdo.

Don't worry about that.

Then...

does a weirdo ever say he or she is a weirdo?

But...

...why our village?

There are other villages.

Oh, that...

I really like this village.

And if there are murals,

it might attract tourists and be helpful to the village.

Even if tourists come by, they usually litter and...

...the village ends up dirty.

And it has a positive effect on children's emotional development.

Emotions, my ass.

We are busy making a living.

Don't do this.

Go find somewhere else.

I really want to do this.

Please, can't you let me volunteer?

I'll just draw quietly and leave as though I was never around. Please?

Do you really want to do this that much?

Yes.

I'm asking you please.

But...

it's not something that will take a couple of days.

Where will you stay?

I'll check into an inn in town or something.

By the way...

...are you married?

No, I'm only twenty-three.

Really?

I have spare rooms in my house. Should I rent one to you?

No, it's okay.

I don't want to be a bother.

No, not at all.

There's a room and I can always put an extra spoon on the table.

If you insist...

...I have no choice.

Thank you so much.

Hey, Sang Deuk.

Take her to the guest house.

Oh, this is my son.

He's still single. Single.

He's handsome, and...

has a good personality...

...and good stamina.

Mom.

There you go again.

What are you doing to a girl young enough...

- ...to be my niece? - Quiet.

Hurry up and escort her to the room.

You two can talk and...

...have some coffee, okay?

Jeez.

How is it?

Do you like the room?

Yes, it looks really cozy and nice.

Thank you.

Don't mind what my mom said.

Her only dream in life is to marry me off.

She'll keep bugging you.

Okay.

And...

...don't worry.

You're not my type.

I...

...like sexy girls.

Glamorous type...

...you know?

So...

you were about to give up everything and leave.

But you fell in love with a woman getting off the bus.

But you don't know who she is.

You don't know where she lives.

By the way...

is she pretty?

How about her figure?

I wonder...

what type of woman she is...

...to change a guy like him.

Now I don't have to worry about him leaving us.

Why is this day so long?

We need to dig again tomorrow. Let's sleep.

Ugh, it's so hot!

Hyung.

Can't we crack the door open and sleep?

Are you crazy?

This room is already half air and half mosquitoes. And you want to leave the door open?

If we are unlucky,

we'll bleed to death from mosquito bites, you dork.

Real men...

...don't make a fuss.

We won't even notice if we get bitten.

Hey, shut up and turn off the light.

Turn it off.

Jeez! I can't sleep if I'm hot.

I might stay up all night because of you.

I'm dead tired yet I can't fall asleep.

Hey!

Stop fidgeting around.

I'm a light sleeper.

I'm sorry.

Sleep, sleep.

Hey.

What's this pounding noise?

Jeez, is this you, Han Chul?

You thought about her, right?

Let me sleep.

You can hear it?

I said I'm a light sleeper.

Don't cuss at me.

Hadurok Ri

Noona...

What did this dork eat?

12 o'clock?

We're late again.

Hey.

Get up.

Hey.

- Hey, get up. - Jeez.

Where's Ki Joon?

Ki Joon.

Ugh, he was complaining about being hot. He really went outside.

Hey, Ki Joon, wake up.

Hey, get up.

Hey.

What to do?

Hey, get up.

It's no joke.

What is the fuss?

Really...

I can't sleep...

What... what happened to my face?

Hey.

You left your face outside under the scorching sun and...

...not expect to get burned?

Jeez...

You're really well done.

Jeez, you kept talking about real men, and...

I guess you donated your blood to the mosquitoes all right.

Are you making fun of me?

My face...

...what the heck?

What?

Dark and bumpy...

...you're a real man.

And you look exotic, too.

Like a real man from the Southeast Asia?

Ugh, stop it now.

Okay, dude.

Don't worry. I'll go to town and buy you medicine later.

Town?

Right.

We need to buy rice.

We should buy cabbage seeds now that the field is plowed.

Then hyung...

can we buy some meat?

- I really want to eat meat. - Okay, dude.

This hyung will feed you with white rice and meat soup today.

You serious?

Ow...

What's this sound?

Is this...

What are you doing, Ahjumma?

I'm making some side dishes for dinner.

Are you going out to paint?

No, I'll go around the village, and...

...brainstorm first.

Is that so?

Then you can go with Sang Deuk.

No.

When I brainstorm, I focus better when I'm alone.

Instead...

can I borrow that bike please?

Sure.

Use it.

Thank you.

Have a nice day.

She is pretty, and...

...she's well-mannered.

It'll be nice if she can be my daughter-in-law.

Please help me...

...Father.

Huh?

What?

Not you, Father.

Hadurok Ri

Those rude bastards.

Ahjussi, what are you doing in front of my house?

Can't you see?

I'm cutting off your electricity.

What?

Why are you cutting off the electricity?

Electricity doesn't come in this far.

So when your grandma was alive,

I let her extend the electricity from my house.

Now she isn't here anymore.

So I'm cleaning up.

What?

Wanna complain?

Then follow the law.

You guys like law.

If you cut it off, how will we live?

I know. How will you live without electricity?

If you can't, then you can move out.

It's okay, it's okay.

Hey, how did people from Joseon Dynasty live without electricity?

We can get by with candles.

We can save on the electrical bill.

You'll save on the water bill, too.

Water will be cut off, too.

She also extended water from my house.

Wow, you can save on water. You'll be super rich.

I'm so pissed off!

What kind of ahjussi is that?

Ugh!

What's wrong with this?

I didn't do that.

Just go away.

Jeez, really...

He's really going too far.

I guess he's really determined to kick us out.

Sure, let's see who wins.

Hey, stop scratching.

You're making me itchy.

What am I supposed to do when I'm so itchy? Look at me.

You're always complaining.

It's a snake. Snake!

Oh, God, really.

Is this a safari or the Serengeti?

Deer, snakes, and mosquitoes, such a variety.

It's coming this way.

What? What?

What are you doing?

Why are you doing this? Take it away.

Ahjumma! Ahjumma!

Look at that.

My son told me not to even talk to you. Go away.

You don't have to talk to us, but do something about that crazy woman.

- Crazy woman? - That woman.

Bul Ja.

You know her?

She works at my place.

Bul Ja, what's wrong? What's going on?

Oh...

You want that snake?

What?

Then she followed us for that snake?

Why didn't you say so?

You scared us so much.

She rarely talks.

We're not the snake's guardian. Why'd she ask us?

Take it and go away.

They said take it.

What the heck?

Wow, are those all snakes?

Right?

Wow.

She caught another one.

She's a real snake hunter.

You're so lucky today, Bul Ja.

What is such a young woman doing?

Don't be like that.

You should feel sorry for her.

What do you mean? Why?

I mean...

It's just between us.

Don't say this anywhere else, okay?

Bul Ja...

...is an illegal foreign worker.

She came from Yanbian, and...

...she got kicked out from the factory without any pay.

I took pity on her and let her work at my place.

- But why is she hunting snakes? - It's her side job.

She can get handsome money by selling them at the snake soup place.

Gosh.

She does everything to make money to support her family in Yanbian.

Hunting snakes, digging up some roots...

hunting wild pheasants and boars in the winter...

But is her name Bul Ja?

Perhaps is it a shortened name for an illegal worker?

- What nonsense. - You got that right.

How did you know?

Is it really a shortened name for an illegal worker?

She hasn't told us her name.

But we can't call her an "Illegal worker," can we?

Wait...

Didn't you say her being an illegal worker is a secret?

Isn't that more suspicious?

That's why I said it's just between us.

It's a secret you must take to your grave.

- Keep your mouth shut, okay? - Okay.

It's Bul Ja noona.

Illegal worker noona.

What are you doing?

Hey, kid.

How did you find out she's an illegal worker?

Hey, dork.

I said it's a secret just between us. I said take it to your grave.

You have such a big mouth. Big mouth.

What to do with you? What to do?

What a dork. Ugh.

I don't know who's the one with a big mouth.

I don't see any normal people around here.

Kiddo.

You're Yoon Hee noona's son, right?

Mom told me not to talk to you, ahjussi.

Jeez...

Are we germs or viruses?

Wow, this is absurd.

So absurd!

What's this?

What? He did that on purpose, right?

It seems all the villagers are trying to kick us out.

Do they think we'll give up?

It's war from now on. A war!

Right.

But the trap is we don't have any weapons.

Oh, my God.

What kind of woman is she?

Let's go.

Bul Ja, long time no see.

Going to town?

The police have been searching for illegal workers lately.

Watch out.

Bul Ja, come here.

Have a seat here.

You caught a lot of snakes.

You'll become so rich, right?

She's working her butt off to support her family.

What's that?

People from other villages all know.

Let's watch out for that ahjumma, okay?

Yippee!

Is this a bus or a street market?

It's freaking noisy. Ugh!

What?

It feels alive. I like it.

If you like it, then settle down here.

If she keeps her hair down like that, can she even see anything?

She must. She won't go around like that if she can't.

I guess she can't.

Hyung, hyung.

Can we just have one?

No, we can't.

Don't you know our situation is really bad?

That doesn't cost much. Hyung, just one.

I said no.

Let's go buy the cabbage seeds.

And this?

No.

- Just one. - I said no.

$2,500.

$2,500?

You mean the seeds cost $2,500?

You said you want 100K heads.

You need that much.

On top of that...

you also need ports for planting seedling.

If it's 100K...

you need 2,000 ports with 50 holes.

At fifty cents each...

...it's $1,000.

Moreover...

you also need nursery bed soil for seedling.

If I add them all up...

Okay, I'll round them off.

It's $4,000.

$4,000?

Oh...

can I pay...

...in installments?

Hey, Hyuk.

Do you have any money?

You're rich.

My dad is.

Not me.

I don't have a penny.

You're really...

- ...useless. - Wait.

Pay us, pay us.

Vicious president, step down.

- Step down. - Step down, step down.

Isn't that...

...the woman named Bul Ja or something?

You're right.

How could he not pay those people?

So sad...

We're very sad, too, you know.

Never mind them. Let's do our grocery shopping.

Go over there.

Vicious president, step down, step down.

Step down, step down.

Hey, Ta.

What are you doing?

Even if you do this, I can't come up with the money.

We did more work than Koreans, but...

...we didn't get paid.

Without that money...

...our family will go hungry.

Give us the money.

Today...

...we won't budge until we get paid.

Do whatever you want.

Be that way. I don't have any money.

What do we do now?

Report and tell them we found illegal workers.

Is this right or not...

Oh, puppies.

So cute.

Hey.

What are you eating?

Ahjussi.

Why isn't he eating?

Jeez.

He's so weak. Doesn't look like he'll make it.

But don't you need to let him eat together?

Why would I feed the dying one?

It's my loss if I do.

What did you just say?

Dog food is so expensive these days.

So, are you saying the dying ones don't even deserve to eat?

Don't you think you need to feed him even if he dies?

Hey, what's wrong, dude?

Leave me alone.

Ahjussi.

Don't you have pity on this little puppy?

It's sad enough that he might die.

Isn't it cruel starving him?

Hey, stop. What's up with you, dude?

If you pity him...

...you buy him then.

Stop.

Hey.

Are we in a situation to have a puppy?

We're short on money already. Why did you buy him?

Return him right now.

I don't want to.

Don't you have pity on him?

Both human and animals...

...are the most sad when they're sick.

Hey.

Right now...

...we're more pathetic than him.

We had the electricity cut off and...

...the water will be cut off soon.

What do you care whether that puppy dies or not in this situation?

Hey.

Do you even know what dying is like?

Do you even know how terrible it is? You merciless jerk!

What's wrong with him lately?

Is this a side effect of first love?

By the way...

where's Ki Joon?

I'm happy that I pocketed a dollar.

He wouldn't even buy me this and make me...

...a bad person.

Hyungs.

I'm sorry.

What the...

Whether it's Seoul or the country...

...life is a real war.

Let's stay strong.

Oh, no!

You!

You...

What did you just do? Pay for my hotteok. Pay for it!

Please...

...help.

What?

Help.

If I get caught...

...I'll get deported.

I'm begging you.

What are you saying?

Catch that guy.

This is crazy.

Are you hurt?

What am I gonna do?

Where is she?

There she is.

Get on my back.

How am I...

Come on, get on.

Stop right there.

Catch them.

Stop there.

Hey, stop.

They're turning.

Hey, stop.

Hey.

This is crazy.

- Hey. - Scoot, scoot.

Hey.

Stop.

Where do I go?

Oh, my...

- Did they go this way? - That way.

Ahjumma, watch out.

I don't know where to go.

They're not after us.

Did they go?

They're not following.

I think we're okay.

Oh, my.

What the heck are you doing?

I'm so sorry. Sorry.

There they are.

Wait. Stay right there.

What are you doing? Go.

You'll get caught. Go now.

Go.

Go.

Hurry up and go.

Go!

Go!

- What are you doing? - Stay still, bastard.

What did I do wrong? Let go.

You're under arrest...

...for illegal immigration.

Everyone! Be quiet.

It's too noisy, man...

What?

I'm Korean.

I don't know your language.

Why do you keep talking to me?

I'm so pissed off already.

Ahjussi.

Ahjussi, you're making such a big mistake.

I'm really Korean.

A native from Ssangmundong in Seoul. A native!

I can find out everything, punk.

Wait your turn.

I'm going crazy.

Ah!

ID.

I can show you my ID, right?

How many times should I tell you I'm Korean?

Look. Come on, take a look.

Why did you hit me?

Hey.

Add an ID forgery charge on him.

This is really me.

I'm really Korean.

Ki Joon.

Hyung.

Really...

Really crazy.

I got arrested by that ahjussi.

I told you I'm not.

Did...

...this kid steal something?

What did I tell you?

I told you to wear sun screen.

I'll kill you if you don't wear it.

Got that?

Your face got a little better.

Forget it.

There are times in life when...

...you get mistaken for an illegal alien.

Stop it already. I'm already pissed off.

Jeez.

It's okay, it's okay.

Do you even know what kind of...

...situation I was in because of you?

I helped you in vain and got so humiliated.

What now? What?

What is this?

What is this?

You can just open it.

What is it?

Oh.

- It's hotteok. - Hotteok?

Why did she give you this?

I wonder.

She's so weird.

Does Bul Ja like you or something?

Hyung, are you insane? You're talking nonsense.

Why are you so jumpy about it?

You had something going on with Bul Ja, didn't you?

Jeez, how absurd.

You must have. Why hotteok? Huh?

Can I have one?

Hey, what's with Bul Ja and hotteok...

Who knows?

- What? - Jeez.

Come on. Come here.

Bul Ja and hotteok date?

Bul Ja and hotteok date?

- Hey, hey. - I'm going crazy.

And now...

we'll start special training...

...for Myeon Olympiad.

This time, we must defeat Sangdurok Ri, and...

...reclaim the championship trophy.

As you know...

Sangdurok Ri is the best team that we can't ignore.

So, I want you to risk your life and...

participate in the training...

...as if it's for real.

Then...

shall we start?

Why did you pinch me?

Damn, you're full of bullshit.

You pinched me!

When did I pinch you, jerk?

You really did. You did.

Hey.

You jerk.

Jeez.

Are you all idiots? We have to work together.

You can't even do that?

I'm going crazy.

How am I supposed to defeat Sangdurok Ri like this?

Other villages have young people, but...

why don't we even have one? Why?

What will you feed him then?

I can give him rice.

Jeez, you can't feed rice to a puppy.

Wait, wait.

Burn up.

I'm starving.

Hurry up.

Is it going well, hyung?

It's all burning up so well. So well.

You rinse them well, okay?

I'm good.

Wow, when was the last time I smelled...

...other flesh?

I know.

My stomach already started dancing.

Dorks.

Are you that happy?

Hey, let's eat a lot.

Come on, come on.

Yes, sir.

What?

What brings you here, noona?

What?

Olympiad?

Yes.

I have to resign the village head position if I don't lead our team to victory.

So you guys...

need to...

...help me this time.

We do?

Why?

This is...

...all because of what you guys did after all.

To put it bluntly, if you didn't kill Mr. Flower, this wouldn't have happened.

So I took your blow on my chin, noona.

Moreover...

the villagers cut off the electricity,

and soon the water, too.

The villagers are so eager to kick us out, and...

why do we need to help them out? Why?

Hey.

Did you expect the villagers do nothing after what you've done?

Be thankful that you didn't get beaten to death.

Enough.

We're not interested, so...

you take care of...

...your own business, noona.

Okay, fine. Fine.

I was crazy to expect anything from you guys.

Ugh, you petty jerk.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Did you just see noona's face?

Wow, what to do? Hey.

Feels like a huge rock on my chest dropped like this.

Oh, God.

So nice.

So nice.

So nice.

Are you that happy?

Yeah. Completely happy.

Completely happy.

Hey.

Let's go eat meat.

- Meat. - Meat? Meat?

Meat.

This is what I used to have every day in Seoul.

But why am I getting so emotional?

I'm about to cry.

Hey.

You've been through so much.

Let's eat this today and...

cheer up...

...and work hard, okay?

Okay.

Okay.

By the way...

we have no electricity...

and soon no water either.

What will we do?

How can we survive with candles?

It's okay, it's okay.

Nice atmosphere, you know.

Everything will be okay.

So I...

prepared a special gift...

...for you guys today.

Ta-da.

I really...

Here, take the cup.

- Take the cup. - Okay.

We need to eat something like this.

Drink a cup of this and get rid of all the stress you've had so far.

Okie dokie?

Okie dokie. Fill it up please.

Of course, I will.

- Fill it up please. - Okay.

Hey.

I...

...will pass.

I quit drinking.

What? Why did you quit something so good?

I don't know.

Remote control.

Thanks.

Here.

Drink up.

Cheers!

Father

I'll be right back. Keep drinking.

Where are you going?

It's a secret.

Come right back.

Hey, hey, give me at least water.

I didn't buy water.

Where are you?

Here?

In your heart, Father?

You stayed low awhile. You're at it again?

I found something interesting.

You...

Will you really do this?

You must be angry.

Yelling at me and all...

After seeing your reaction...

...I don't think I can return easily.

I'm busy. Bye.

That useless punk.

Hey.

Stop heaving a sigh. You make alcohol taste bad.

If you really want to see her,

why don't you go find her?

Hey.

I don't know her name...

...or where she lives. How can I find her?

You said she got off at the bus stop in this village.

Then...

she must be a resident here.

Do you think?

Of course.

Tomorrow...

shall we go and look for her?

Shall we?

Shall we?

Oh, no... I...

...am not prepared to see her yet.

And what would I tell her if I meet her? I'm so embarrassed.

Hey.

There are...

...three guys who are experts in relationships.

What are you worrying about?

Then...

please help me.

You know, I've never been in a relationship.

Okay.

First of all...

between men and women...

...the first impression is the most crucial.

First impression...

Listen carefully.

Voice and facial expression.

Those are the most important.

Right, Lee Sun Kyun.

Women go crazy over...

...Lee Sun Kyun's voice.

Something like this...

Vongole pasta.

He's good.

Try that.

- Huh? Lee Sun Kyun? - Yeah.

Vongole...

...pasta.

Vongole pasta.

No way.

And...

now...

...facial expression.

Smile that is tender and...

...cute at the same time.

This...

Who has it?

Oh, right.

Kim Soo Hyun.

Kim Soo Hyun's...

that...

"Chun Song Yi?"

"Chun Song Yi?"

Hey, Kim Soo Hyun is a little...

"Chun Song Yi?"

No, not that.

You look like...

...something's bothering you.

I...

suddenly...

...have an upset stomach.

Hey, hey...

I got a call of nature right after eating meat.

Hyung, take that off. You might get a stain.

Ugh!

What's wrong?

Sorry.

- It's so disgusting. - I'll be right back.

Don't go to bed. Wait for me, okay?

Hey, why are you taking the shovel?

Hey, something is crawling at the bottom.

Haven't you been there?

I can't take a dump there.

Oh, I forgot to take off my pants.

I almost had an accident.

I'm almost there.

I can stand it.

A little more.

Right.

Right.

Right, right.

Feels good.

What a relief.

It's so much.

It's really a lot.

So...

The first impression is crucial.

Lee Sun Kyun?

Lee Sun Kyun.

Right.

As I learned from Hyuk,

Vongole pasta...

Vongole pasta...

Pickle and...

Vongole pasta...

I'm so good.

I'm pretty good.

I gotta go back and learn again...

...for my first love.

I didn't bring toilet paper.

What to do?

This is freaking crazy.

Jeez, what should I do?

Right.

Let's do it with socks.

It's okay, Han Chul.

No one is here anyway.

Careful, careful.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my back.

Hey.

I found the toilet paper.

Hey.

What happened while taking a dump?

Huh?

You know what?

First impression or whatever. Everything's over.

I don't need anything.

It's all over.

It's all burned up.

Why is he getting worse and worse?

Leave him alone.

Let's keep drinking.

It's really nice to drink with everyone...

...after so long.

Is it?

Since we're drinking after so long,

let me ask you one thing.

Why the heck did you do it?

What?

That incident back then, dork.

Our Exo's shocking debut is coming near.

Girls in Korea.

Wait.

This day is really coming to us, too.

Hey, guys.

Hey, don't get excited.

We need to watch out for our bodies...

...and mouths.

You watch your mouth, okay?

This industry is filled with losers who messed up before the debut.

Okay.

Okay. Stop it already. My ears hurt.

You go to an academy for nagging or something?

Really...

By the way...

where's Hyuk?

What's that noise?

Is it a fight?

Fight?

Fight?

If it is...

I gotta go watch.

Yay! Get out of my way!

Come out.

Come out.

Let me go through.

Hey.

Hey.

Hyuk.

Hyung.

President?

You bastard.

Do something.

- Hey, hey! - Let go!

Don't do it.

What the heck did you do that for?

I won't get mad.

Tell me.

It's all in the past.

Why can't you tell me? Why?

Stop it, hyung.

Why are you bringing up the past? It ruins the drinking.

Even if you find out,

nothing will change.

Hyung.

Four of us got together after so long.

Shall we have some fun?

What do we do here?

Don't be like that.

Let's see if we can do it together. We need to make an album anyway.

Huh?

Hyungs.

Let's do it.

I felt like...

I was alive.

It felt like everything will be alright.

However...

something totally unexpected...

...happened.

Stop hitting me.

I'm sorry. Stop.

Sorry...

Turn off the heater.

They'll leave on their feet without us kicking them out now.

Let's just stop now.

I will never give up.

You must've missed your mom so much.

Just this once.

Ugh!

You'll join the Myeon Olympiad?

You must not underestimate Sandurok Ri.

We...

...will make you the champion for sure.