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Hey stranger.

How's it feel to be back?

Where's your boy?

He's inside.

You okay?

Yeah.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Are you almost done? I need to rinse my hair in a sec.

Why are you being so quiet?

I'm just thinking.

'bout what?

We'll talk about it when we get back.

It was the limoncello year -

It was. And she was like, "girls, it's dessert."

She used to get wasted on her own.

And she was, like, laughing hysterically, and then she whipped off her pants -

Oh my god, in the living room when we were playing a game -

It was so weird. Wait, pull it back.

She was just wearing this, like, onesie. shirt-dress onesie

And then she was laughing hysterically, remember? She would laugh -

And then she would laugh and make herself fart -

I haven't inherited that.

That's really scary.

I've been touching them all summer.

Well, you'd know if you touched one of those. Trust me.

Yeah, Dylan got one the other day.

What, do they just latch into your skin?

Well he just kept itching his eyes.

Yeah, we always had good holidays.

Remember that holiday in the south of France - the one where it rained all the time?

And I had to save you from those BMX-er's in the park.

That's when dad started calling you my White Knight.

Was it?

He, uh, sounds like a white supremacist.

It's Arthurian.

I know.

No, that was when I used to pretend to take you to those swimming lessons you hated.

No, no, it was before that I'm sure -

Yeah, no, we used to play knock out ginger remember? Then I'd wet your hair with the hose outside -

No, no, no - it was when mum grabbed my arm remember?

She chased me down the hall and then you just jumped out - out of nowhere - and were like:

"I'll fucking kill you, I'll rip off your head and shit down your neck!"

Jesus. How old were you?

She was ten!

Ten years old and already bustin' balls.

♪ "When the boat comes in." ♪

This game is fucking pretentious.

It's the oldest game in the world.

Oh, fuck you.

Don't rage-quit just 'cause I'm winning.

Oh, like that time you threw a strop at Orhan's

because I invaded Enclave of the Bear?

We had an alliance, actually.

Orhan still asks about you all the time.

Oh does he?

Sexy Greta. Where is she?

My sexy kebab woman, where is she?

Who, uh, who the fuck -

Oh no.

Who the fuck is...

Who the fuck is Orhan?

No one.

Just an old mate from uni.

Oh, just an old mate from uni is he?

Hitting on me wife?

What the fuck kind of name is Orhan?

No one Bubba.

Later Bubba.

Hey!

Wanna fly?

Yeah.

Ready?

One, two, three -

Kill it.

No.

It's only gonna bite you later on, just -

Just leave it.

Too many legs.

Shall we play one?

Yeah, let's play one.

Boom.

AAAHH!

Oh my God, you fuck!

Seriously, who the fuck is Orhan?

Oh my god you're so jealous -

Yeah no, I'm not - I don't get jealous.

Yeah, right, right.

I've never gotten jealous -

Sarah Ashdown?

Sarah Ashdown is not a name that I even recall.

You would, like, follow her. You stalked her.

I didn't stalk her.

You totally stalked -

I followed her -

Yeah, that's not - it's not stalking if there's two of you.

Your freckles have really gotten intense this year.

Have they?

They get more intense every year.

Freckles - it's like - y'know - It's like a fine wine thing.

They really - they mature, they age, they enrich.

You really bulked out.

You're not a little twinkie anymore.

- I bulked out? - Yeah.

It took a while.

You guys should stay the whole week.

I feel like we might have to go back early.

Does he just really not like it here?

No.

I can tell you're lying because your eyes do this thing.

No they don't. What thing?

They do this thing where they go up to the corner.

That just means I'm thinking.

Yeah, thinking about the next lie you're gonna tell.

Okay.

You should just talk to her about it.

Might make you feel better.

That's not a good idea.

No?

Why not?

- Because, she's just gonna try to give me advice

and then she'll get all annoyed if I don't take it.

She might do that.

But, she might not do that also.

- You can't even keep a straight face and say that.

She's not worse at that.

Right.

Come back more often.

That's not fair.

You know how busy I am - I've offered to pay for her ticket, like, a million times.

I think she sometimes feels like you're trying to prove how much better your life is.

If she'd have visited you more often I'm sure you would have found her a much more appropriate husband.

Yeah, she really did scrape the barrel.

She was. And there I was.

Just you at the bottom?

"I'm here."

You know that feeling when you scratch your armpit

and then you're like... and you sniff it, and then you take a sneaky lick?

I was with you right up until the end.

I don't get hunting.

Why?

What do you get out of all this? Of hurting animals?

Joy. Deep pleasure.

You're not gonna let it go if you catch it, are you? You're gonna kill it.

Yeah, only because this area is overpopulated.

I'm keeping the balance.

Okay.

I'm singlehandedly saving -

- 'cause I can see all of these rabbits - these rabid -

- They're coming after you - you gotta -

running around the forest -

- creating ecological imbalance.

Besides, you eat meat.

I eat fish.

That's, that's meat.

No, fish don't feel pain in the same way.

Lobsters feel tons of pain.

I don't know that you know that.

I do know that.

Those all dry?

Yeah.

I can't believe you convinced her to start eating meat.

You've brainwashed her.

She just doesn't do everything you say anymore.

What you gonna do when your contract ends?

I was thinking of getting a place near you guys.

What just you?

I meant "we."

Not gonna go back to London?

I miss you.

Do you?

Yeah, I miss what we used to be like.

You guys probably wouldn't fit in here.

I mean, who knows, maybe it will just be me.

What's going on with you two anyway?

I dunno.

You seem really distant from each other.

Yeah, the move's been really stressful.

Well, how often do you guys fuck?

What?

Fucking keeps you close to the person so you're not just buddies who live together.

That's your problem -

If you're not having sex you start to look at other people, and then you start to think:

"maybe with that person the sexual attraction will last forever."

Sometimes you need to force yourself to fuck the person you're with.

Then sex just becomes a way to avoid dealing with all your other problems -

Otherwise things will fizzle out because you think you've lost your attraction to them and your relationship becomes retarded.

Don't use that word.

Retarded: Held back. Restricted.

So you force yourself to have sex with Dylan, even though you don't want to?

I'm just saying, you don't exactly try that hard.

You're a fucking exhibitionist.

Sex is good for you.

You need to show Caleb you love him. Maybe he's getting out now before you can really hurt him.

Relationships take work.

It's not that they're shit all the time, and you're compromising yourself. But you should try hard.

Y'know, if you really love the person you wanna do the work 'cause it doesn't feel like work.

Not everyone has what you and Dylan have.

Yeah, that looks like plenty.

You know how fast it burns?

I do.

'cause I'm a woodsman.

There we go baby!

You know when you chop wood you look just like dad.

That's not an insult. You have his exact stance.

I know, it's like... he did it in such a... such a dainty way.

He could do it really well, but it was just like, so... fluid. Y'know?

- It's like he was, like, following the axe, follow the axe.

It became like an extension of his limbs.

It was so - it was just like - all his movements were so flopsy mopsy.

He was really flopsy. Like, so...

I think I'm gonna go to bed.

Night night.

Goodnight.

What?

You look like shit.

I was thinking on the drive over here about this awful dream that I had.

You were in the next room from me...

and I could hear you coughing and breathing all weird -

but I didn't think anything of it. I thought maybe you just had...

I don't know, the flu or something, and...

Finally I knew that something was wrong so I went into the next room...

And you were hanging from a belt by your neck.

and... I felt this horrible sense of dread.

Like, this whole time I'd just been sitting in the next room while you were hanging yourself.

What is wrong with you?

You're so fucked up and twisted.

I don't give a fuck about your dream.

I asked him to fucking do this. I mean...

I mean what the fuck is he playing at?

It's his family.

Watch he's gonna turn up now and act like nothing's happened

and then I'm gonna look like a bitch for being in a bad mood.

I'm gonna fucking kill him.

You don't have to worry.

There's like, fifty fucking people coming to this thing, and I still haven't made the fucking ice cream.

Well, I can do that.

Yeah.

What? I can.

Fuck!

Listen I don't wanna do this right now. If you can't help me without starting a fight then just go inside.

I'm not starting a fight. Greta.

He insisted on hosting this year. Motherfucker.

He's taking advantage of you.

Don't.

They're not even your family.

I know what you're doing.

Stop.

He's not good for you.

Oh, 'cause you know what is?

Y'know, I didn't even want you guys coming here this year.

It was Dylan's idea. He thought I should give you a second chance.

Look, I don't know what he told you -

You can't stand me being happy, can you?

I just want you to see him for who he really is.

You are so full of shit. It blows my fucking mind.

Can we just be honest for one second?

Honest?

You know when Sheldon Val called me a slut?

You went to his house and you poured bleach on his mum's flowerbeds.

I begged you not to and you, you did it anyway.

And his family hated me then, for years.

And you went around feeling so good.

You landed this left hook on my behalf. Everyone called you my White Knight.

But you're not.

It was more important for you to be my crusader than to actually give a fuck about my feelings.

Look. Greta, I understand how hard this must be for you.

Let's just pretend none of this ever happened.

Let's just...

Reset.

You've created a reality that is completely different from everyone else's.

Where you're this saint who gets tricked into doing bad things.

The truth is you never once thought of me.

I always thought of you.

Maybe when we were kids you'd tell yourself you were protecting me. But...

you can't now, can you?

So you wanna believe your version of things Miriam. Go ahead. Believe in them.

I bet it makes you feel fucking righteous. But...

don't for a minute pretend that you're doing any of this shit for me.

Are we done?

Thought maybe you weren't coming.

Told her I was heading to the farm a day early to help my parents.

What if she calls the house?

She won't.

If she does?

She leaves a message. I was cleaning the barbecue, didn't hear the phone ring.

What if she calls your mobile?

I'll fake that I'm there.

You fake that you're there?

Yeah. What are you doing right now?

I don't know.

I need a drink.

I thought about this all fucking day.

In the shower.

At work.

On the drive over.

Even fucking jerked off to you.

Thanks for making me feel so special.

You know what I was thinking about all day?

What?

I was thinking about that night by the fire.

I thought we were past that.

I never heard how you felt.

What it meant to you.

Yeah?

Yeah.

It meant a lot. I have a vivid memory of it.

Vivid?

I think about it all the time.

So do I.

You go.

Tell me what you were thinking about when you jerked off?

You know what I was thinking about.

Tell me.

We were by the fire.

You were telling me how mean I was.

Don't go so far back.

I ran my hand along your thighs...

along your back.

You still had your swimsuit on, which was sexy as fuck.

And it was dark outside.

Don't move.

What are you doing?

And?

I pulled down your pants and ran my hand along your ass.

I found my way under your swimsuit.

How did I feel?

Soft.

Then what?

My dick started to get hard.

What was I doing?

You were lying there with your back to me.

You pushed up against me.

I started kissing your neck and you let out this... moan.

This soft, real sexy moan.

Then what?

I pulled over your swimsuit and took out my hard cock and slowly slid it into your wet pussy.

Was I wet?

You were so wet. You wanted it so fucking bad.

Did I like it?

You pressed your tight little ass right into me.

Did I say anything to you?

You said "don't stop."

Did you?

No.

No?

Tell me what you want me to do to you.

I want you to grab my hard cock and rub it all over your wet lips.

And then what?

I want you to tease me with the tip of your tongue.

Playing with the edge of my cock.

Then I want you to taste me.

Yeah?

Yeah.

I have this dream

this recurring dream where I go into this tree, and there's a door in the tree

and I go down this really long staircase and at the bottom there's this old couple that lives there, and it's a house inside the tree.

In the kitchen they have all of these boxes on the windowsill, and in each one of the boxes is one of my cats that's passed away.

But they're alive, they're not, like, skeletons of cats, they're alive. So they open the box and the cat's there and it comes out.

And, I can play with all of my dead cats.

And I just go into this tree and hang out with this old couple and all of my cats.

Aw.

What happened to that chemistry teacher that always used to say "top banana"?

Yeah, remember Mr. Pink?

Who's Mr. Pink?

Chemistry.

Mr. Bevan?

Yes! Oh my God, he was so hot.

No. You were the only one who thought that.

You could always see his nipples through his shirt.

Ew. Ew.

His round little nips.

He got fired.

Why?

He went on this big bender and...

like, fucked a bunch of prostitutes in his office.

How do you know all these juicies?

You're out of the loop. This is common knowledge.

What about that anorexic biology teacher?

Ms. Phelps?

She died.

Yeah, heart attack or stroke or something.

Shit.

Remember Mr. Bergman?

Oh my God yes! I loved him.

They found a bunch of Nazi peraphernalia in his basement.

What?

Yeah, like, medals and flags and this giant swastika dildo -

You shithead!

Did Ms. Phelps actually die?

Uh, no.

You fucker!

She's still there.

I fully believed you. You total fucker.

How fucking drunk are you?

You are so mean.

You bought it.

Oh, my God. Oh my God. I'm - I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

It's okay.

My God, I'm so shitty.

- It meant nothing. It didn't mean anything.

Everybody's shitty.

Everybody's at least medium shitty. It's okay.

I do really selfish things.

What - why? Why do you think that?

I kissed my sister's husband!

Okay, you - okay. Okay.

Sometimes I pretend to be really sick, so that Caleb will look after me all day.

I pretend I only get one week of vacation so I don't have to see my mum as much.

I love your mum.

Yeah, I know that you do.

Why would you do that?

I don't know. I wanna do it.

I guess we're just both awful fucking people.

And Caleb's always trying so hard and I'm always in this horrid position of having to reject him.

You're too hard on yourself.

We haven't had sex in almost a year.

Why?

I don't know.

Does he have an anteater penis?

What?

Like, a long, like, foreskin...

What is that?

Tell me.

I only wanna fuck him when I'm drunk.

I know that sounds weird.

And I want to be attracted to him again. I just... don't know how.

You can't force yourself to be attracted to someone.

Maybe I'm just not trying hard enough.

Or maybe he's not right for you.

I want him to be right for me.

It's not like you have a choice in it.

Free will is an illusion.

You sound like Sam Harris.

What's wrong with Sammy?

Sammy?

He's not Sammy Davis Jr.

- I don't think Sammy's a name that he has.

But think about it - do you choose your feelings?

That's different.

Okay, what about your thoughts? Right now are you in control of what thoughts appear?

Yeah, actually.

Really?

Like, right now I'm choosing to think that you're being a cunt.

Cock face.

Is that your cock face? It's like Sean Connery.

Why does your cock look like Sean Connery?

I think that question answers itself. Why does my cock look like Sean Connery?

What cock doesn't look like Sean Connery? It's a compliment.

Mine looks like De Niro.

Your cock looks like De Niro?

Like that. It's the face of a cock.

Why is one eye all swollen?

Stop it!

It's the one eye more closed than the other.

Do you think I'm a good person?

No.

Seriously though.

I think it's like what Lennon said:

"We're all Hitler, we're all Christ, and we just have to work on the good parts of us."

And then he beat his wife.

Doesn't make it not true.

That was the Hitler part.

That was, that was the Hitler part.

The Christ past was singing "Imagine."

Y'know we're complicated people. Nobody's simple.

But how much of me is Hitler?

I don't know.

Probably more than most people.

Definitely the moustache.

For you? I think it's more the hating the Jews...

than the moustache. But the moustache also doesn't help.

I think you're a good person.

I like that you think that. It's nice.

If it helps I'm sure Greta doesn't think I'm good.

She does.

I like talking to you.

I like talking to you. You weirdo.

I've wanted you for years.

Don't.

Stop.

Ah!

Ah!

Your heart's racing.

You're so warm.

You're freezing.

You still drunk?

Do I smell?

I don't mind.

Liar.

I don't understand why you have to get so shit-faced.

What time is it?

I dunno. It's early.

Try and get some sleep.

I wanna fuck.

No, that's not a good idea.

Not like this.

But you're hard.

Come on. What are you doing?

What is this?

Why do you have to be such a girl about it? Why can't we just fuck?

I'm not gonna fuck you if you insult me.

Okay. I'm sorry.

Don't.

Miriam, you're drunk.

I wanna be close to you.

What, do I repulse you sober?

No. I wanna make you feel good.

Ow. Fuck.

Hey!

You alright?

Don't touch me.

C'mon.

Look, I'm feeling fucking guilty. You're feeling guilty.

- Why would I be feeling guilty?

- and it never should've happened.

we fucked up.

You fucked up.

Don't do that.

I was asleep and you fucked me.

You think that I...

Really?

Come on.

Look, I'm -

- I'm not gonna talk to Greta. I just wanna sort this out between us -

- That you kissed me? That you made a choice to kiss me?

No, I told you that didn't mean anything.

Yeah, yeah. You were pressing up against me -

No I wasn't! I didn't -

We had a lot to drink.

don't rewrite what happened.

- No, you did things, you said things.

- and you stayed - we both said it was a mistake and we both stayed.

Why did you tell me about your fucking, your sex life with Caleb?

- I was just trying to work out what I was -

- what so now you're accusing me of -

You said that actually -

- Let's not fucking fight over who said what.

None of it fucking matters. I didn't want it.

That - that, that is a fucking lie and you know it!

I thought you were better than that.

I'm sorry. We're gonna work this out.

It's gonna be okay.

No, it's not.

I didn't mean to blame you, I know that I'm half to blame.

I don't know you.

You know me.

Don't say that.

I know we fucked up. Okay?

You're right. But the truth is

I'm glad we got it out of our system. I know that's a fucked up thing to say

but look at me and say you haven't thought about it before 'cause I know you have or you woundn't have kissed me.

What is it that you're doing right now?

You told me last night that you do selfish things -

and I should have realized that when you kissed me, I should have stopped things but -

I did stop things.

- You were emotionally vulnerable. Touching -

In confidence, I opened up to you about things I was really ashamed of, 'cause I wanted your help.

I don't mean you're a bad person.

I'm not gonna tell her anything.

You guys have always had this fucked up sister thing. You're resentful.

All I'm saying is, you and me, we're in this together.

And we've hurt each other but we care about each other.

Okay.

♪ Call us back, do doot do do, call us back... ♪

Hey. It's me. Um...

You're not picking up so...

Look, I don't wanna fight, okay? I don't wanna go to your parents' thing without sorting things out.

I'm ready to talk when you are. Just call me back.

Oi!

Hey!

Hey.

Give those back to her. Give those back to her.

Who the fuck are you?

Give them back right now.

HUH?

I fucking saw you. Okay, I have it on my phone, I fucking saw you.

You saw me?

Are you okay?

- It's okay. Don't worry, I'm fine.

Go back in my car?

Or what? Or fucking what mate? Or what?

Did he hurt you?

You stop!

- Are you gonna fucking let her speak? Or are you just gonna speak?

Are you just gonna get up -

You think you scare me?

- Or what, or fucking what mate?

You think you scare me? You fucking don't. Yeah, I know men like you -

Don't fucking touch me mate. Don't fucking touch me.

Go back in your car, do you understand?

Or what? Or fucking what mate? Or fucking what?

Please, don't speak to him like that.

Stop, stop, stop.

It's okay. It's nothing.

I can't believe you convinced me to do this.

I promise you it's - it's good for you.

Are we going all the way around?

Just to the island and back.

At least I'm starting to feel warm.

Me too.

Have you ever thought about what it would've been like if you'd stayed in London?

Yeah, all the time.

Why don't you come back with me?

My life's here.

What if I moved here and we got a place together?

What? You and me?

Yeah, like an investment.

Where am I gonna get all this money?

I'm talking about us starting over.

I don't need to start over.

Why are you being weird?

I have to tell you something and I don't want you to freak out.

Why would I freak out?

It's about Dylan.

Okay.

Don't get angry.

I'm not angry.

It's gonna make you really upset.

I know how much you love him, and how much he means to you.

I admire how loyal you are to him.

He seems like he's really sweet and compassionate.

Like, he's got all of these emotions that he just can't control.

What are you doing right now?

Did you know that when we were kids he used to pull the wings off flies?

That's a stupid thing to say.

It's the truth.

What's your point?

I'm trying to tell you something-

Tell me what?

Last night, by the fire, at some point I fell asleep.

And when I woke up -

I didn't know what was happening.

What did you do?

I didn't do anything.

Don't do this.

I was unconscious.

He was on top of me -

Don't.

I didn't realize what was happening -

Stop.

He wouldn't listen to me Greta-

Don't.

Miriam stop.

I knew I couldn't trust you.

Please listen to me -

He's been nothing but kind to you, and whatever happened it wasn't this.

You fucked up.

And you can't even own up to it.

It's pathetic, and fucking disgusting.

Miriam! Miriam!

Miriam!

Miriam!

And it doesn't put you guys off your appetite?

No I think it's good to know the whole process, otherwise you take this stuff for granted.

There was this point where I thought, if I eat meat I should be able to do the whole thing, y'know?

I don't think I could stomach it.

There you are.

I didn't know your sister was such a badass with a knife.

Oh, she's just trying to impress you.

I think it's cool. What chick knows how to skin a rabbit?

I actually find it incredibly rewarding.

It's helped me develop as a person actually.

Has it, actually?

Yeah.

Keep the little shoes.

Your breath smells like a raccoon shat in your mouth.

That's so cold.

Haven't showered yet.

Did you sleep by the fire?

No. Crashed on the couch.

Next time wake me.

So what have you learned?

What?

You said that it's helped you develop as a person.

Yeah. I think it builds character.

What have you learned about your character?

That I'm capable.

Of cruelty?

The first time I did this I was only half way through when I thought I was gonna throw up -

but I forced myself to keep going.

'Cause I've always relied on other people for this kind of thing, y'know,

the stuff I didn't wanna do.

And then something happened midway through, and, I had to face myself.

And you realized how much of a fucking coward you were?

Hey!

What?

It's empowering knowing you don't need anyone to look after you.

I'm proud of you.

Thanks Binky.

Have you guys read that book, um, "My Side of the Mountain?"

Why are you being such a fake fuck right now?

You're acting like she's your best friend.

We're just trying to have a good time, Miriam.

You don't even like them.

Don't be a dick, okay, I know you're in a mood right now -

What was it that you said in the car?

- This is embarassing. You know that, right?

that she's a self-centred little brat who always has to have things her own way.

You took what I said out of context.

No, no, no I wanna hear you defend yourself - go on.

I'm not doing this with you. I'm not doing this.

Do you wanna do the honours?

Yeah.

So, did I live?

What?

In your dream

did I survive?

You were coughing and I was in the next room

and for a while I didn't do anything.

And I realized something must be wrong so...

I walked into the room where you were hanging yourself

and I saw you.

And I felt like...

Why didn't I come in earlier, why did I just sit in the other room?

When those moments could have made the difference.

And your face was all red but...

you were still breathing, and I ran over to you

and tried to get you down. But I couldn't lift you and take the belt off at the same time.

so I just tried to hold you up.

I couldn't stop thinking how

I didn't want your last thing that you experienced in the world to be me panicking.

I wanted it to be of someone that really loved you.

And I kept just saying "it's okay, it's okay, it's okay"

and I was holding you, and just saying that it's gonna be okay,

and I knew it wasn't gonna be okay.

Then I woke up.

I love you.