All language subtitles for Mannequin.1987.1080p.BluRay.x265-RARBG

(woman) Ema Hesire,
I know you're in there.

The wedding has been all arranged.

Oh, please, gods.
Please get me out of this.

You turned down the jeweller,
the grain merchant.

You turned down
the Pharaoh's food taster.

There's only one man left who'll have you.
You are going to marry Hazzi-ra.

So what does he do?

He's a fuel merchant.

- Mother.
- All right, so he sells camel dung.

- Forget it.
- You forget it!

Mother, I don't want to settle down.
I want to do things, invent things.

I want to try things that nobody's
ever tried before. I want to fly.

And I want to smoke
and tell your father to go to hell.

Oh, Emmy, Emmy!

If I thought we women
could in any way change anything,

don't you think I'd encourage you?

No, no, no, no.
These are the times we live in.

Mother, there's got to be a better way.

Please, gods. Please help me find it.

The Nile is overflowing.
There is a wheat shortage.

The Pharaoh has haemorrhoids.

The gods have bigger things
to worry about than you.

Whoa!

Emmy! Oh!

Emmy? Emmy?

Oh, Emmy.

Oh.

(♪ "In My Wildest Dreams"
by Belinda Carlisle)

- ♪ In my wildest dreams
- ♪ In my wildest

- ♪ In my wildest dreams
- ♪ In my wildest dreams

♪ I'm out of focus, have a twisted picture

♪ Of the wonderland where I was goin'

♪ Kept regrettin' all my glib sidesteppin'

♪ Until you were sent to me

♪ In my wildest dreams

- ♪ I never knew
- ♪ In my wildest dreams

♪ Anyone who could move me like you

♪ And do what you do to me

♪ Oh, baby

♪ The sweet collision,
unexpected moment

♪ When our eyes
connected with each other

♪ Once I'd felt your touch

♪ The magic meant so much

♪ I gave my heart to you

♪ In my wildest dreams

- ♪ I never knew
- ♪ In my wildest dreams

♪ Anyone who could move me like you

♪ And do what you do to me

What would you say if I told you
you get more beautiful every day?

Huh? What was that?

Arms and legs? Oh, God,
how thoughtless. I'm sorry.

(♪ "My Girl" by The Temptations)

- ♪ I've got sunshine
- ♪ I got sunshine

- ♪ On a cloudy day
- ♪ On a cloudy day

- ♪ When it's cold... Oh, she needs a tan.
- ♪ When it's cold outside

What do you think?
Speak up. Don't be shy.

♪ I got the month of May

- Wrong sex!
- ♪ I guess you'd say

- ♪ You say
- ♪ What can make me feel this way?

Now, that's the ticket! Nothing
beats a great pair of legs, huh?

- ♪ You'd say
- ♪ What can make me feel this way?

- Popeye look.
- ♪ My girl

- ♪ My girl
- ♪ My girl

- ♪ Talkin' 'bout my girl
- ♪ My girl

- ♪ I got so much honey the bees envy me
- ♪ I got so much honey

♪ Oh, the bees envy me

- ♪ I got a sweeter song
- ♪ I got a sweeter song than...

Boss! Oh, great.
I was just comin' to see you.

You know, you could get
the Dummy of the Week award, Switcher.

- She turned out pretty real, didn't she?
- I wasn't talking about her.

Oh. Well, what do you think?
It only took me six days.

I could turn out
three, four of these a month.

You're supposed to knock off three or four
a day, Switcher! Get back to work!

What about quality, boss?
Style and grace? These things take time.

That's it. You're fired!

Fired?

OK, but can I finish her? You see, I'm a
sculptor, trying to be a sculptor, and she...

Beat it! Now!

Here you go. Have fun.

You guys having a good time?
Having fun at the party?

That's my boy!

Here you go.

Just one second. Here you go. Bye-bye.

Hey! Want a giraffe
for the birthday boy? Huh?

Monkey? A pony? A tiger?

- How about a hint?
- I want the big one, stupid.

Sorry. That's the official Flights
of Fancy balloon. A poodle?

Listen, biscuit brain.
My old man's paying for this party.

One giant balloon coming up.

There you go. Have fun.
Now... what do you want?

Daddy!

Daddy!

Hey, biscuit brain!
What the hell are you doing?

Take your hands off my kid!

My balloon! You're fired.

(boy) Whoa!

- Trimmin' hedges long, Switcher?
- Oh, actually, no.

I'm really a sculptor. But, uh, there's
not too much work for us these days.

No reason why hedges
can't become art, though, huh?

You're fired!
Get your paycheck and get outta here!

- What do you think?
- What do I think?

I'm fired! Pick up my paycheck. Get out.
No severance. Never come back.

- Oh, look. The Road Warrior.
- Hi, Roxie.

His Jag's in the shop.

Hi.

- Be nice if you had something with doors.
- Oh, come on.

- Where are we going to dinner?
- I'm not that hungry.

I thought we'd grab a hot dog,
go for a walk, look at the moon?

- You lost your job again.
- I didn't lose it, I know where it is.

- It's just somebody else has got it.
- Oh, jeez. Can we go?

- Good night, Mr Wert.
- Nice work, children.

- Who's that?
- BJ Wert, the regional manager.

He is Illustra.
Now can this bucket of junk go?

Yeah, I'm trying.

- Oh, good night, Roxie.
- Good night!

Must be nice havin' your own limo. You
can go from any funeral right to dinner.

- (engine starts)
- Ah!

This job at Illustra's destroying
your sense of humour. Get a grip!

I'm not the one that can't deal with reality.

Reality is very disappointing.

Jonathan, I care about you, but if we sleep
together tonight it will confuse things.

- I think you should see a professional.
- You mean a hooker?

- No, a psychiatrist.
- I can't afford a psychiatrist, Roxie.

Well, then, call
one of those shrinks on the radio.

They're only good for little problems
that fit between commercials.

Good night, Jonathan.

Roxie, what... Roxie!

(thunder)

Rox!

Oh, my God. It's you!

I wanted to take you home,
but they didn't let me.

You are the first thing I've created in a
long time that made me feel like an artist.

Oh, no.

Whoo!

See you tomorrow!

Good morning. What a gentleman.

They're putting up the sign!

How fun! Yoo-hoo!

It's a scoshe crooked!

Isn't this exciting? A customer
lined up to get into our store.

- Tell me, do you like our new sign?
- It's very nice.

- You really been here a hundred years?
- Not personally, but the store, yes.

It was built by my grandfather,
Tough Teddy Prince.

My father ran it
until he passed away recently.

- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Well, he was very old.

And he died the way he wanted to,
in women's lingerie.

- Pardon me?
- Heart attack in the women's department.

Excuse me. They don't have
that sign quite right yet.

- Oh, look out!
- Hey, sorry, man.

Watch yourself, ma'am.

I got it!

Maybe.

- Young man, I'm sorry!
- No, that's... Oh! No problem.

Aah! Oh!

- If I can make it up to you in any way...
- Yeah! I could use a job!

- What do you do?
- Anything.

- When can you start?
- Uh... As soon as I finish this.

Yoo-hoo, young man! What's your name?

- My name? Uh, Jonathan Switcher.
- You're hired!

Thank you. My lucky day.

Every time I walk through these doors,
I feel like I'm home.

I practically grew up here.

Greta Garbo used to get
her make-up right over there.

Of course, you probably
don't know who Greta Garbo is.

Sure I do. Ninotchka, Grand Hotel.

I don't sleep much at night.

Neither do I. At least, not in the two weeks
since I've been in charge here.

I don't know how we're going
to make this store great again!

Looks fine to me. What time do we open?

We are open.

Oh.

Well, I... I'm sure
things'll pick up by lunch.

Yes. Uh... BJ, it's all going
according to plan.

I mean, it's like a ghost ship around here.

They're gonna be beggin'
to sell this place within a month.

No. No, Timkin is no threat.

Well... BJ. Beej. She's here.

Mr Richards, do you know
what this young man just did?

- Uh... Shoplifting?
- He saved my life.

Those incompetents you hired
nearly got me killed.

If I were paranoid,
I'd swear this was sabotage.

Claire, it's not as if I was
turning away Harvard graduates.

If you know someone
you feel is qualified to work here...

Yes! Jonathan Switcher!
Let's show him our gratitude.

- Well, five dollars should do it.
- No, no. I want you to give him a job.

Take good care of him.

Well, uh... Switcher?

What kind of work experience
have you had?

Oh, I've had just about
every job there is. Briefly.

I'd like to do something creative.
Maybe with, say, mannequins.

Please. Uh, listen. I pride myself
on being able to size up a job applicant

and see just what kind
of executive potential he has.

I have just the job for you.

(Roxie) So you got a new job.
That's terrific. What is it?

Let's just say that thousands
of dollars of merchandise

go through my hands every day.

- I'm takin' you for a celebration dinner.
- Those panties, up to Lingerie.

- Panties. Right. I'm into it.
- Did you say "panties"?

- Panties?
- I can't talk now. Pick you up at eight.

- See you then.
- Bye.

I've seen him pick you up.
That little... pissant!

You can't tell me
that he's satisfying you sexually.

- That's none of your business.
- I would like to make it my business.

I would love to sink my teeth
into your... little bottom.

What? What, what?

Did Armand say something bad?
Forgive me!

English and me, it's new.
My tongue, it slides.

Look, our relationship
is strictly business. You got that?

Yes. Of course. I have some reports
to get out by noon o'clock.

Agh!

- See anything you like?
- Just lookin' for panties.

You found them. However, you missed
the lingerie department by four floors.

- Well, get going.
- Right.

Asshole.

What was that?

Oh, nice hall.

I must be losin' my mind.

I guess all artists fall in love with their
creations, but you just seem so... special.

Oh! Well, roll over Bill Shakespeare!

That is the sweetest sentiment
I ever heard.

- Uh, no, no. I was rehearsing a play.
- I always find it best not to explain.

It adds a certain mystique
to one's reputation.

No, no. No. I'm...
I'm a regular kind of guy, OK?

Don't disappoint me.
When you finish your conversation,

please bring her to window three.

Sure. You got it. I'm Jonathan Switcher.

Hollywood. Hollywood Montrose.

Whoo! Doesn't it just sing?

Oh, it sings, yeah.

I'm a window-dresser here.
We're going to have fun, fun, fun!

I am so glad you're working here!

- You are?
- Why, of course I am, honey.

I never thought they'd hire
anyone stranger than me.

(hums)

- (dog growls)
- Oh!

Halt!

- Identify yourself.
- Jonathan Switcher. New stock boy.

Yeah. Mr Richards told me all about you.

I am Captain Felix Maxwell,
night security commander.

It is my responsibility to secure the
perimeter here at... Prince and Company.

I didn't know there was
danger of invasion.

There's no danger of nothing
as long as me and Rambo are on patrol.

- Rambo?
- Yeah.

I call him that
because he likes to draw... first blood.

Just what is your assignment
here tonight, boy?

- I'm helping Hollywood with the window.
- Oh, the little Mary has an assistant, huh?

- Where do you people come from?
- Ohio.

- Ohio?
- Yeah.

You mean they got 'em in Ohio?

So, you like your new assignment?

Could have been worse. Could have
put me on with a bigoted jerk.

Hold it there, boy!
Did you have anybody particular in mind?

Do you think he meant
anybody in particular, Rambo?

Oh, don't let Felix get to you.
He just has a bad case of Miami Vice.

Listen, I gotta go, OK? I promised my
girlfriend I was gonna take her out, OK?

- (screams)
- What? What happened? What did I say?

Albert left me, the bitch.
He said my thighs are too fat.

- Do my thighs look too fat to you?
- No.

- You didn't look!
- I don't know about men's thighs.

- They look fine to me. They really do.
- Thank you.

Albert called me Cellulite City.

Maybe he's right.
Maybe I should have my hips lifted.

- If you wanna lose weight, just... diet.
- Oh, diets are no use.

It's those jelly doughnuts.
They call to me in the night.

"Hollywood! Come and get me,
Hollywood!" I can't stay away from them.

- Like you and women's dressing rooms.
- No, no. That was a misunderstanding.

Have any of your friends
been vacuumed out?

I heard those doctors
in Beverly Hills just open you up

- and suck those fat cells outta there!
- It... it sounds nice.

I wonder if there's any way you could do
it yourself with a vacuum cleaner. Oh!

(sobs)

Albert's been off work for an hour.
There's no telling what he's...

Hollywood, Hollywood.
Hey, hey. Take it easy, OK?

Just go home and get yourself
some rest. You'll be fine.

An artiste does not
leave his work unfinished.

No, it looks fine to me.

In that case, I'm a dream that once was.

Look out, Albert,
because Hollywood is on your case!

- Yeah! Go get 'im.
- Oh!

Good grief.

What's the matter?
Don't you like your new scarf?

Not especially.

- What a funny way to say hello.
- What the hell's going on?

My name is Ema Hesire,
but you can call me Emmy.

This is a joke, right? Some sort
of Prince and Company initiation?

- Who hired you? Hollywood?
- Nobody, Jonathan. You know who I am.

No, no. This can't be happening.

The sign! The electricity.
My brain synapses were destroyed.

I felt so sorry for you last night.
You looked so lost and lonely.

Last night you saw me?
Oh, no. You can't be her.

While making me,
didn't you feel inspiration,

like your hands were moved
by a force not of this world?

You made this body
so that I could come to life!

Tell me, am I
in the twilight zone or just nuts?

- I'm so glad I picked you.
- I'd create someone who doesn't like me?

Tell me your life story.
It seems to have slipped my mind.

It's a long story.
I was born in 2514 BC, in Edfu, Egypt.

- I'll be 4,501 next April.
- I'll bake a cake.

I couldn't do anything. Know
who my parents wanted me to marry?

- Who?
- A camel-dung dealer.

That would have been my guess.
It's stress.

I'm having a hallucination
caused by stress.

Does this feel like a hallucination?

Come on. Let's go have some fun.

Food additives. It's food additives.

Jonathan! Come on!

(TV) Except for early morning clouds,
the weather for the Philadelphia area...

Damn him.

Oh! Oh!

- What I could have done with these toys!
- You like to work with your hands?

Oh, yes. I love to build and invent things.
Back in Edfu I even made a pair of wings.

- And I'm sure you flew.
- That's right!

Well, almost.

You still don't believe I'm real, do you?

Uh... I'm open for discussion.

(nails ricochet)

Why don't we stick to good old-fashioned
hand tools for the time being, OK?

- You've got good hands.
- Thank you.

I like the way they felt
when you were putting me together.

Tonight we'll do something different,

something this store
has never seen before.

- I wish you weren't so worried.
- Easy for you. You're a mannequin.

You'll always have work. Me? I'm gonna
wind up in the nuthouse after this.

Maybe insanity's covered
in the employee health plan.

That's the dress
I should wear in the window.

- Hey, don't do that.
- You weren't shy when you created me.

You weren't so real.

Good God. Who are you?

(TV) Oh, good morning, boys and girls.
I don't see Ziggy.

Oh, she's a big smiley elephant.

Hey, hey! Roxie, you look foxy!
Can I ride you?

- I'll be walking to work, thank you.
- Oh, no, no, no, no.

- Don't be silly. Don't be silly.
- Roxie! Wait!

I thought our plans were
for eight last night. My mistake.

I gotta talk to you.

- We have nothing to talk about.
- Take a hike, wussy pants.

Roxie, I think I'm going crazy.
I saw things I know couldn't happen.

Where were you?
Did you sleep in the street?

- Prince and Company.
- Prince and Company. Your big job!

You know the mannequin that I made?

She's there, and she came to life
and she knew who I was, OK?

You could have told me
you just decided to stand me up.

Instead, you come here
lying with this ridiculous story!

I'm not lying, I'm insane.

Armand, let's just get out of here.

Mom? When I was growing up,
did I ever do anything really strange?

Yeah, I know I was always different.
Let me ask you this.

Is there any history of insanity
in the family? I mean, Gran...

Grandma and Grandpa
weren't half-brother and sister?

No, I'm fine, Ma.
Well, you know, you're alone a lot.

You know, you start inventing things. Ow!

Women, you know, a beautiful woman.

Enough about me. How are you?
You ever have hallucinations?

Roxie, this is America. You do not
set the pace by redecorating.

- You demolish.
- Of course. I'll remember that.

We'll build the best Illustra yet
on that site. And when I move up,

someone will have
to take my place here, huh? Huh?

- I'll be keeping my eye on you, Roxie.
- BJ, BJ, BJ! You won't believe it.

Prince and Company has
the most incredible window.

I'm talking fab. People were
lined up outside to get a peek!

I passed through
on my way from a tanning session.

It's the most amazing thing I've ever seen.

- Really?
- Well, uh...

You know, it...
it really wasn't that great. It was...

Um, it was interesting...
in a jejune way at best.

I didn't care for it myself.

You know...

You should have seen it.
It was beyond brilliant.

There were 20 mannequins, with
tennis rackets coming out of...

Beej, he's just a twerpy stock boy.
That window was a fluke.

Well, when I move up, somebody will
have to take my place here, Richards.

But if you let that stock boy screw things
up, it sure as hell won't be you.

I have worked on this deal too long to
have it ruined by some snot-nosed punk.

I can handle him. I...

I meant you, Richards!

Of course you did, sir. But,
you know, the board meeting is today.

I guarantee the sale will go through.

And Illustra, under your inspired
leadership, will reach new heights.

Richards! Where in the hell
did you learn to kiss ass like that?

- Did you take a class?
- Oh, no, sir, no. That's a God-given gift.

Beej? BJ, are you there?

Mrs Timkin, what possessed Switcher
to create such a window display?

Did you see the crowds gaping on
the sidewalk? It's an embarrassment.

Never you fear. Your Hollywood is here!

Rumour Control has it the board
wants to fire your little behind.

Just let me at those so-and-sos.
I will straighten them out.

- How can they fire you?
- These are business people.

They won't appreciate
an emotional appeal.

You're right. I was hoping to avoid this,
but this is an hour of desperation.

This is not the way
to approach this, OK...

You don't think so?

Don't tell anyone you saw me dressed
like this. I have a reputation to uphold.

Buddy, I appreciate this demonstration...

Oh, that's it! A demonstration!
I will create a media event.

Call the newspapers.
The headline will read,

"If Jonathan is fired, Hollywood flies."

Excuse me while I step out
onto the window ledge.

No. Hollywood!

- Hollywood!
- Whoo! Ooh!

- Come on. Get off!
- Ooh!

- I'm sorry.
- It's OK.

- I get carried away sometimes.
- Not you!

Oh, that Richards!
He gives men a bad name.

- He said he would fix everything for me.
- Mm-hm.

What arrogance! That worm of a stock
boy has affronted the dignity of this store.

I'll have it taken down and make sure that
lunatic never works in this town again.

Shall we move on to the sale to Illustra?

Just a minute, Mr Richards.
I believe we're onto something here.

Maybe people will come to see
our bold new window displays,

and if they come to look,
they'll stay to buy.

With all due respect,
it's a little late for that,

and we do have
the firm offer from Illustra.

For one-tenth the value of the store.

Besides, I can't bear
the thought of selling this place,

especially to that awful BJ Wert.

We know how much
the store means to you, ma'am, but...

Well, ten per cent
is better than bankruptcy.

I think Mrs Timkin is right.

I move we postpone the sale
for six weeks.

- I second the motion.
- All in favour?

All opposed?

This meeting is adjourned.

- Harris, would you bring Mr Switcher in?
- What? No, wait. I think...

Jonathan, good news.
We've not only decided to keep you on,

but I'm promoting you
to visual merchandiser.

You're kidding! That's great! What is it?

Just keep doing what you did last night,
and you'll be fine.

Uh, Mrs Timkin...
I'm not sure I can do it again.

Last night may have been
a one-time inspiration.

Oh, Jonathan, don't doubt yourself.

Go with it. Feel it. You're doing
the job you were meant to do.

Well, you must lead a charmed life. It was
all I could do to save your skin in here.

No thanks are necessary, Switcher.

Oh!

Good evening, Mr Richards, sir.

Felix, that new stock boy,
Switcher, has been promoted.

He'll be doing windows at night.
Keep an eye on him for me.

You suspect pilferage, sir?
I'd be happy to strip-search him.

You people that work at night scare me.

I just want you to let me know
what he's up to, how he works.

Yes, sir. His MO.
Would you like that in a written report?

Oh, you write?

No. Rambo does.

- Just watch him.
- Yes, sir.

Come on, Rambo.

We have got ourselves... a mission.

(sniffs)

Jesus Christ, Rambo!

Hi, it's me. Jonathan. Remember?

Well, I guess
it was just temporary insanity.

- Oh, ye of little faith.
- Emmy! You're back! I thought...

You remind me of my old boyfriend Chris.
He had no confidence.

- Chris? Who's Chris?
- Oh, just a sailor.

I told him that the world was round
and I never saw him again.

Christopher Columbus?
You knew Christopher Columbus?

Uh-huh.

So, you didn't come directly from Edfu?

Oh, no. Along the way
I tried out different times and places.

None of them ever really seemed right.

Oh. You didn't happen
to run into Michelangelo?

Michelangelo. Michelangelo. Oh, yes!

Oh, he wasn't very interested in me.
He was involved with a guy named David.

- Come on!
- Were you there?

Mrs Timkin loved what you did last night,
but... they think I did it.

They want me to do more windows.
You gotta help me.

Of course.

You are magic.

(♪ "Do You Dream About Me?" by Alisha)

Where do they hide all the musicians?

- Let's dance.
- No, I can't.

♪ Sometimes I watch you
while you're sleeping, baby

♪ Sometimes I see you
hold your pillow tight

♪ Am I the one
you're holding onto, honey?

♪ Am I the one who's
in your dreams at night?

♪ You tell me there's no other, baby

♪ You tell me I'm the only one

♪ I wish I knew for certain, baby

♪ You say you love me, tell me, honey

♪ Do you dream about me, baby,
when the night comes?

♪ When you close your eyes

♪ Oh, do you dream about me
when you dream of someone?

♪ When you close your eyes,
who do you see?

♪ Do you dream about me?

♪ Sometimes I know
you really love me, baby

♪ It's so much clearer in the light of day

♪ Your touch is always reassuring, baby

♪ You say the words
I need to hear you say

♪ You tell me there's no other, baby

♪ You tell me I'm the only one

♪ But I want to know for certain, baby

♪ You say you love me, tell me, honey

♪ Do you dream about me, baby,
when the night comes?

♪ When you close your eyes

♪ Oh, do you dream about me
when you dream of someone?

♪ When you close your eyes,
who do you see?

♪ Yeah, do you dream about me?

♪ I wish I knew what's on your mind

♪ When will I see?

♪ You're in my dreams every night

♪ Do you dream,
do you dream, do you dream

♪ Do you dream about me?

♪ Ooh, yeah

♪ Hey, do you dream about me?

♪ When the night comes,
when you close your eyes

♪ Do you dream about me
when you dream of someone?

♪ When you close your eyes,
who do you see?

♪ Dream about me

♪ When the night comes

♪ When you close your eyes

- Oh! Shake that thing.
- Hollywood, great.

I want you to meet somebody.
This is Em... my.

Oh, very nice. Maybe I can get
GI Joe and we can double sometime.

- No. You don't understand.
- Don't say nothing. It's cool.

It's obvious to this country girl
that you're an A No.1 creative freak.

Imagine pretending to be a stock boy
when you're a major artiste!

I am so jealous!

Now, some people may
find you strange, but not me.

I respect that. Create, honey. Create.

I'll leave you two alone and go and meet
Albert for dinner. I hope he doesn't mind.

Mm-hm.

Just when I think you're real, you vanish.
What is with you? What's with me?

Didn't I tell you? You're the only one
who can see me like this.

- That's not exactly fair, is it?
- Talk to them.

- (growls)
- You hear something, boy?

- (Jonathan) Wait a minute!
- (Emmy) What is that?

OK, Rambo. Get ready.

Attack!

(barks)

(whimpers)

Rambo. What?

- Stay there!
- Easy, Felix.

I don't think she's armed.

You can fool Rambo,
but it won't work with me, Switcher!

My brain is quicker than a...

- Well, I think we've outdone ourselves.
- Yeah, this one's kinda fun.

- Ready?
- Let her rip.

Very nice.

- Morning, Mrs T.
- Oh, good morning, Jonathan.

What do you think?
It's hot, huh? I mean, meltdown.

Oh, yes. Hot. Smoking.
Burning, churning. Whatever. Oh, yes!

(phone rings)

- Hello.
- Hi, Jonathan.

- It's me, Roxie.
- I thought you weren't talking to me.

I wanted to see you,
to know you're all right.

I gotta get some sleep.
I work nights now, OK?

All right. But get up in time for lunch.

I'm taking you to Chez Jacques
at one o'clock. You know where it is.

Yeah. I was fired from there once.
I almost burned that joint down.

It'll be just like old times.
And please, don't stand me up again.

- OK.
- Bye.

He'll be there.

Love that gal.

Hi, Hans!

I see you're wearing the night-time hair
at lunch now. Looks good.

It's you! The flambé terrorist!

Will you not be satisfied
till you burn the place down?

It was an accident, Hans. Just trying
to show the customer a little flair.

- Jonathan!
- Hi, Roxie.

- You're here to dine?
- That's right.

By the way,
the eyebrows are growing back nice.

- Sorry I'm late. I overslept.
- It's OK. You're only an hour late.

Just glad you made it.

I love this place. It's so romantic.

Yeah. Boy, they did a good job
rebuilding the balcony.

It went up like a Roman candle.

Jonathan, it seems like
I was all wrong about you,

and I have a way of making it up to you.

How would you like to be
the chief window-dresser at Illustra?

- You're kidding.
- Word is out, Jonathan. You're hot.

Can you imagine
being at Illustra? Ooh, Illustra.

- They want me?
- We want you.

Well, what if I told you I had a little help?

Oh, two of you?
Whoever he is, you can bring him along.

And what if I told you
it was a very beautiful woman?

- I... I wouldn't mind. Not in the least.
- I can't do it.

- You'll start Monday.
- You're not listening.

You can drive me to work every day.
I miss that quirky little motorcycle.

- Roxie, I'm not taking the job.
- What? Why not?

If I'm one thing, I'm loyal.

Jonathan, you're not
seriously turning me down?

I'm not the same guy I used to be.
I've found a place where I belong.

I'll see you around.

(screaming)

I'll get it! Don't panic! It's just a little one!

Bye, Roxie.

There's something strange going on
in the store at night, Mr Richards.

Every time Rambo sees a mannequin,
he gets so scared,

his little pug tail
comes right out his little mouth.

- Felix, you were in the war, weren't you?
- Airborne, yes, sir!

Did you jump from a plane
and land on your face?

Yes, sir! I don't see what
this has to do with little Rambo.

Isn't it obvious
Switcher is behind all of this?

- That skunk!
- I mean, a man who is an eternal failure

is putting together
the best window displays in town.

The bum!

You say you hear voices. No one's there.

- Just him and his dummies.
- Is someone helping him?

Is he a ventriloquist?
Some kind of mad genius?

Good questions all, sir.

- Find out the answers!
- Yes, sir!

- What about little Rambo?
- Screw your dog!

(whimpers)

Let's go, people. Clear out.
Clear out, lady!

Come on, Rambo. Tonight we nail
that little fart blossom.

On behalf of Captain Clark and the crew,

thank you for flying with Eastern.

We hope you enjoy
your fun-filled stay in the Caribbean.

(Emmy) Oh, we deserve this vacation.

The sun feels pretty strong.

I could use some suntan lotion,

if someone were willing to rub it on.

Well, it's a dirty job,
but somebody's gotta do it.

We are alone.

OK.

So, listen. We find him, get a picture
of whoever this woman is, and get out.

If we can't hire Jonathan,
maybe at least we can buy her out.

I don't know about you,
but I've always wanted to make love

in the ladies' shoe department.
The smell of fine leather!

Aah!

Can I show you something in your size?

What? You mean you took me serious?

Oh, you're gonna pay for that!

(giggling)

Mayday! Mayday, Rambo.

OK, boy! Oh, baby!
Now, show 'em what you're made of.

- Go get 'em!
- (whimpers)

Rambo! This way!

This means a court martial!

- You hear that? That must be them.
- I wish it was us.

Come on. We've got them.

- Give up?
- Never.

Oh!

Ooh, Switcher.

You are one sick puppy.

So this is the young lady
he dumped you for?

Nice.

Oh, beauteous.

I really should've listened
when he asked me for help.

Ooh! Tell me,
when you were making love to him,

did he ever scream "Don't stop, Woody"?

- Ooh! Aah!
- (crash)

Oh, my camera.

No, this is how I...
get my inspiration, I create.

I can tell by looking at you
you're not the artistic type.

You know, Mr Richards
told me to keep an eye on you.

But I think I'm gonna
handle things my own way.

You wanna move your sweetheart?

That one was for Rambo.

Aah! Switcher!

This is for my mama!

Oh, Switcher.

Ow!

Oh! Switcher, I'm gonna knock you
into the middle of next week!

- How'd you do that?
- I was behind him. He didn't see me.

Teach him to mess with
a man and his mannequin.

Hm. Huh. Hm-hm. Whoo!

Wow!

Hey! Where'd you go?

Emmy!

Emmy!

Emmy!

This is your last chance.
We take him or we die tryin'!

I did it! I flew! I really flew!

- Are you all right?
- Terrific! Incredible! I feel great!

Did you see how high I was?

- I just had a thought.
- Hm?

You think we should name
our first kid Pinocchio?

Jonathan, are you really sure
this is right for you?

I'm positive.

What about you?
You've waited a long time.

How do you know you're not missing
something better 5,000 years from now?

There could never be anything
better than being here with you.

This is one guy
who's never gonna leave your side.

The window!

Come on, come on.

- It's almost sunrise. We can't finish.
- Don't worry about a thing.

We'll never dress the mannequins in time.

That's right.

Absolutely scintillating. Beyond genius.

It sucks.

Fool.

(snoring)

Well, I don't believe it's lunch yet.
Let's not dally.

Felix!

- What happened?
- Well, why don't you tell me?

- Where's Rambo?
- (whimpers)

It's that Switcher. I caught him doing
awful things to a half-naked dummy.

Is this your idea of a security guard?

- Claire, I assure you, I had nothing...
- You hired him, you fire him.

Well, what if he's telling the truth?

How can you think that?

The man is a lunatic,
but I've never known him to lie.

He's right.

Mr Richards, this store has
never been more successful

and it's all due to Jonathan Switcher.

He can put a rubber glove on his head
and run naked through the store,

- yelling "Hi, I'm a squid!"
- Hi. Morning, Mrs T.

Oh, hello, Jonathan.

This morning's window
is your most brilliant yet.

- Thank you. What happened here?
- God only knows.

Felix, did you try and take Omaha beach
all by yourself again?

- I was doing what Mr Richards told me.
- I never said...

Oh, is that right?

Well, Richards, when you take Felix
to get his last paycheck,

get your own as well.

Uh, Mrs Timkin,
you may be our grande dame,

but I've had serious doubts about
a woman your age running this store.

- I'll appeal to the board.
- I can't see you appealing to anybody.

Don't mess with this old chick, mister.
Just pack it up!

Jonathan, let's go.

Get that dog outta the tree, huh?

Hey! You can't do this!
We'll file a grievance with the union!

We're not in a union, you idiot.

Oh, hi there, Jonathan.
I didn't know you were in there.

- Excuse me.
- Oh, that's lovely.

Mm-hm.

(Wert) What the hell
are you people doing, huh?

Have you seen the latest figures,
children, huh? Huh? Have you?

89 per cent! Sales are down 89 per cent!

Prince and Company
is going through the roof!

All right.
Now, I want this to stop, children.

And if it doesn't, so help me, God,

you are all dead meat!

Jonathan, it is my honour to inform you
that, starting Monday morning,

you will be the youngest vice president
ever at Prince and Company.

- Congratulations.
- (all) Hear, hear.

- I don't know what to say.
- Say "Thank you."

- Thank you. Thank you!
- Long live Prince and... Company.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

Son of a gun.

So, Richards was telling the truth.

I've been in this business 20 years.

Hell, half the guys in this store
probably wear lace underwear.

But this!

We're talking a Sunday drive
into some serious dementia.

Well.

- It's our move now.
- BJ, I would do anything for Illustra,

but these pictures,
they could kind of ruin his life.

Roxie, I'd never ruin anyone's life.

Well, I would,
but only if it were absolutely necessary.

Now, Roxie, you're not developing
a conscience on me, are you?

No. I don't think so.

Good. Anyway, I don't wanna ruin his life.

I just wanna hire him, and, uh...

now I know how.

Hey, Gordon.

- Oh, Mrs Thomas. Hi.
- Please, Jonathan. It's all yours.

- Thanks. Men's room's broken.
- Of course, dear. Whatever you say.

- Oh, congratulations.
- Thank you.

You won't believe what Mrs Timkin
and the board just told me.

- Vice president.
- Oh! Jonathan, that's wonderful!

Tina! Lupe!
He's talking to the dummy again.

Nobody deserves it more. I knew
something like this would happen.

Creative freedom, practically my own
boss. Maybe some World Series tickets.

I'm sorry. I'm going on and on.
You know I couldn't do this without you.

I won't take the job
unless we can be together.

Jonathan, you can't worry
about what will happen to us.

What does that mean?

Girls, please, let's not be catty.

I will not tolerate eavesdropping
unless I'm a part of it.

I assume my Jonathan is in there.

You can't go in. He's got company,
if you know what I mean.

And who do you think introduced them?

- She'll never say your hips are too fat.
- Oh, Hollywood! Jeez! Listen...

You know I would never bother you
when you're getting a piece of wood.

But this is muy importante.
Your Hollywood needs help.

- Oh, what's up?
- I need your creative muse.

I've always thought of myself as hot stuff.
The very, very best at what I do.

But seeing you... Let's just say it. I am dirt.

Mould me. Shape me. I'm a fast learner.

Oh, please, Jonathan. Do not let them
turn me out into that dark night, alone.

Hollywood, we can talk
about designs and stuff,

but when I work, I gotta work alone.

Of course. I understand perfectly.

You're an artiste, and that's
the way you work. I can respect that.

Jesus. Hollywood, listen. Don't worry.

You can work as long as you want here.
I'm a vice president now.

- Who's crying?
- It's either our new vice president,

the fairy, or the dummy.

(wailing)

Emmy, please. You gotta help me.

I can't come alive in front of Hollywood.
Besides, you can do it on your own.

But we're a team.
We do everything together.

You can't hold yourself back because of
me. Now come on. Hollywood's waiting.

You'll do a masterpiece tonight.

Emmy...

I'll be waiting in the window.

Jonathan, how about a picture.
Mom will think I've switched.

- Hollywood, you're a genius.
- I am? Well, yes!

- OK, we need to make a list.
- Fire away.

- Uh, 30 feet of black nylon cord.
- Ow! Sounds like my kinda list!

Easy, sugar. Uh... OK.

You personally vouch for this guy?

He's worked at Prince and Company
for 15 years. I think he'll be just fine.

I mean, he's an imbecile, but...

Oh, this is him.

Felix, come in. This is Mr BJ Wert.

Well, Mr Wert, sir!

It's fine.

Felix, there are hundreds of mannequins
at Prince and Company.

Could you identify the one Jonathan
Switcher has a... romantic interest in?

Oh, absolutely, sir. I never forget
a name or a face, Mr Nertz.

Good. Well, Felix, we need your help.

And if you succeed, you will have
a cushy new job, right here at Illustra.

We want to get Switcher's mannequin out
of the store and bring her here, secretly.

Oh! A covert operation.

I would be happy and proud
to lead this mission, sir.

Good!

It's the most beautiful
window I've ever seen.

- It's all you, you know.
- Not this time.

Every time. You're part of me now.
I've got you in here.

Come on. You ready to go?

- Are you really sure you wanna do this?
- Absolutely.

You've been cooped up in the store
too long. Who cares what people think?

Just put your arms around me
and hold on tight.

With pleasure.

Jonathan!

Look, Jonathan, I...

- I know about your problem.
- What problem?

You're riding around town
with a mannequin on your motorcycle.

What is wrong with this picture?

Oh, right. You two haven't met.
Roxie, this is Emmy. Emmy, Roxie.

Nice to meet...
Oh, my God. What am I saying?

Jonathan, I wanna give you one
last chance. Now, come to Illustra!

What is in this for you, Roxie?
An office with a view?

I don't need Illustra. Or you.
I got friends here, people who care.

And someone who makes me
feel good about myself.

Bye, Roxie.

- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- You'll be sorry!

You're making a big mistake!

Roxie.

He's out of his mind! BJ was right.

When I get that dummy,
I'm gonna tear her hair out!

Roxie, Roxie, Roxie.
You know what you need to do right now?

You need to put him and
this nasty affair out of your mind.

Now, how is the best way
to do that? Huh? Huh?

By having a night of distasteable sex

with someone you care
absolutely nothing about.

And proudly,
I would like to be that person.

Fine. Let's just go to your place.

- Really?
- Drive fast before I have second thoughts.

Armand is the wind.

Hey, Mr Richards. You better
put some camouflage on, sir.

I am not going to put shoe polish
on my face, thank you.

Now could we please
get into the store, Felix?

Yes, sir.

- Oh! Look at him with the dummy.
- Who are you to criticise?

It's him! It's her! Ooh, that little prevert!
He's stealing her before we can!

Let's not do anything rash. We'll follow
and find the right moment to grab her.

Don't worry. I'm an expert at surveillance.

Hang on!

- Where'd he go?
- That way. That way.

That is it!
No more of this surveillance crap.

Captain Felix Maxwell
takes this from no mannequin.

Ah! Get us out of here
before he gets out of the car!

- Hang on!
- I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.

You're finished, Switcher!

You may as well
hang up your jockey strap!

No! No, Mr Richards! No!

- One-way street, you maniac!
- I know!

This is for you, Rambo!

- We got him!
- I want to get out.

- Geronimo!
- I want to get out.

Oh!

I don't understand it. This never
happened to Armand before, never!

It must be you. You're so cold.

You're so... so unfeeling.

Where can I get a mannequin too?

(door slams)

(sobs)

(giggling)

(sighs)

Jonathan.

What are you thinking about?

- The window.
- Mm.

It turned out pretty well, didn't it?

It was breathtaking.

Emmy.

Ema Hesire, you inspire me.

I feel like I could do anything.

Windows are only the start.

I think we could design an entire city.

No one takes the time to build things
that have character, dignity.

People need that.

We could give it to them.

I love you, Emmy.

I love you too, Jonathan.

I'd better get into the window.

That peckerhead doubled back on me.
I saw his motorcycle out front.

That dummy of his has got to be here.

Oh!

- This is the one! This is the one!
- You positive?

Abso-tively.

Wait a minute.
This one kinda looks like her too.

I've put my future
in the hands of a vegetable.

Just get the mannequin.
Get... get the mannequin.

- (Felix) It's over there.
- (Richards) No, this is the door.

This is not the door. Oh, this is the door.

Oh, wait. Mr Richards, did you ever
notice how they all sorta look alike?

Would you just look at that one?

Maybe this is her.

It's really interesting.

- It's clever, all right.
- This is art.

- It's like theatre.
- I get it. I get it.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.

Good morning, starshine.
I sleep alone too,

- but I don't advertise it.
- Could you get my clothes?

Were you here all night?
You musta slept through it.

- What?
- (hums "Dragnet" theme)

All the girl mannequins disappeared
from the windows last night.

Yes, my dear, your favourite,
she is gone too.

Emmy.

Jonathan. Jonathan!

I'm sorry, baby. But us special people
are destined for heartache sometime.

You know what works best for me?
Crying shamelessly. Oh!

Don't do anything drastic. Oh me, oh my!

OK, now. Wait. Wait a minute.

Yes, I shall cover you.

Whoo!

Yes. This is... Whoa!

Yes, indeed, oh, yes, girl!

Mm-hm. Jonathan! Jonathan! Wait!

- Roxie? Roxie Shield?
- Can I help you?

- Roxie Shield.
- She's in the boardroom.

- Thank you!
- You can't go in there! Security!

Jonathan! Well, we were
hoping you might drop in.

- Can I get you something to drink?
- Where is she, Roxie?

She's perfectly safe. Jonathan, let's
talk about your future here at Illustra.

I think it'll be wonderful
to have the whole team back together.

- What'd you do with her?
- Relax. It's just a mannequin.

How does 55,000 a year sound to you?

- You...
- Hey, hey, hey, hey! All right! 60,000.

Beej, I don't think
this man is of Illustra fibre.

- Where is she?
- You won't see her again.

- Where are you going?
- We also have a profit-sharing...

Switcher, we have extremely
incriminating photos of you and that...

Well, get up, Richards! Get him!

Hey!

Sorry. Gotta run.

Security alert! Man in leather jacket!
Hey, come on! Get...

All units, code two.
Perpetrator on main floor.

Roger. Over and out.
Come on, Terminator.

Duty calls.

Excuse me.

Roxie!

- Call the police!
- The SWAT team.

- Oh! Hey!
- Go away.

- Felix!
- Oh, Switcher.

Terminator, lunchtime.

Get him!

- Nice dog.
- Shit!

Switcher! Switcher!

You're finished, Switcher!

Hey, Switcher!

Get me out of here! Get me out of here!

Watch it!
Put me down! Put me down, you idiots!

Switcher! I'm gonna get you, Switcher!

You're finished, Switcher.

Yoo-hoo! Boys!

Way to go, buddy!

Two things I love to do. That's fight
and kiss boys. Come on, honey!

Come and get me, Sister Maryella!
What's the matter, honey?

What's the matter? Come on! Whoo-hoo!

Whoo! This is what
being a man is all about, honey. Oh, yeah!

Hey! You can't come in here.

Emmy!

Mine's bigger than yours is!

When can we get
that damned water turned off?

Oh, shit.

Go!

Just shoot him!

- Jonathan. You saved me.
- Oh, it's nothing, really.

- I'm alive.
- What?

He can see me and I'm still alive!

You are!

Thank you! Thank you.

- You're gonna have to love me forever.
- Oh, I always have, I always will.

Get out of the way, doofus! Damn it!

It's a miracle. A miracle!

Ugh!

Stop it! Ugh!

Ugh! Little creep! Stop! Stop touching me!

Ugh! Get away from me!

Please don't touch me! Ugh!

Roxie.

- Jesus, it's the heat!
- Hollywood.

Now, this is Emmy.

Mama, put the coins on my eyes,
cos I sure don't believe what I am seeing.

There he is. Arrest that man.

- Who's she?
- She's who I came for.

She's the dummy!

(Wert) I said, arrest that man!

- Keep your hands off him.
- Claire, thank goodness you're here.

Oh, shut up.

BJ, you really screwed up.

- Claire, what are you talkin' about?
- When I fired this idiot the other day,

I replaced him with a fancy
camera surveillance system.

I have Richards
and this moron on videotape.

I was sure you were behind this.
You... you greedy snake!

Claire!

I want those two arrested
for breaking and entering and grand theft.

- And I'll get you later for conspiracy.
- And you can add kidnapping to that, too.

- Kidnapping? Who?
- Me.

- Who are you?
- She's the dummy!

This poor man is having a breakdown!

- Get him outta here!
- No, no, she's the dummy!

- No! No!
- I... Please.

- She's the dummy!
- Please don't use force.

Mama! I want my mama!

Mrs Timkin, those video cameras.
Did they pick up everything last night?

I only saw what I needed to see!

- Just where did you come from?
- Uh, Roxie, you would never understand.

Mm-hm.

Uh, Claire, there must be some
arrangement we can make, huh?

Cram it, clown.

- Come on.
- Oh, no, boys. Please!

You know, I see executive potential here.

Roxie, you're fired!
You'll never work in this town again.

(♪ "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now"
by Starship)

♪ Lookin' in your eyes

♪ I see a paradise

♪ This world that I found

♪ Is too good to be true

♪ Standing here beside you

♪ Want so much to give you

♪ This love in my heart

♪ That I'm feeling for you

♪ Let 'em say we're crazy

♪ I don't care about that

♪ Put your hand in my hand, baby

♪ Don't ever look back

♪ Let the world around us

♪ Just fall apart

♪ Baby, we can make it
if we're heart to heart

♪ And we can build this dream together

♪ Standing strong for ever

♪ Nothing's gonna stop us now

♪ And if this world runs out of lovers

♪ We'll still have each other

♪ Nothing's gonna stop us

♪ Nothing's gonna stop us now

♪ I'm so glad I found you

♪ I'm not gonna lose you

♪ Whatever it takes,
I will stay here with you

♪ Take it to the good times

♪ See it through the bad times

♪ Whatever it takes is what I'm gonna do

♪ Let 'em say we're crazy

♪ What do they know?

♪ Put your arms around me, baby

♪ Don't ever let go

♪ Let the world around us just fall apart

♪ Baby, we can make it
if we're heart to heart

♪ And we can build this dream together

♪ Standing strong for ever

♪ Nothing's gonna stop us now

♪ And if this world runs out of lovers

♪ We'll still have each other

♪ Nothing's gonna stop us

♪ Nothing's gonna stop us

♪ Ooh, all that I need is you

♪ All that I ever need

♪ And all that I want to do

♪ Is hold you for ever

♪ Ever and ever

♪ And we can build this dream together

♪ Standing strong for ever

♪ Nothing's gonna stop us now

♪ And if this world runs out of lovers

♪ We'll still have each other

♪ Nothing's gonna stop us

- ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us
- ♪ We can build this dream together

♪ Standing strong for ever

♪ Nothing's gonna stop us now

- ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us now
- ♪ If this world runs out of lovers

♪ We'll still have each other

- ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us
- ♪ Oh, no

- ♪ We can build this dream together
- ♪ Hey, baby

- ♪ Standing strong for ever
- ♪ I know

- ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us now
- ♪ Hey, baby

- ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us
- ♪ If this world runs out of lovers

- ♪ Hey, baby, whoo-hoo!
- ♪ We'll still have each other

- ♪ Nothing' gonna stop us
- ♪ Nothing, hey, baby

♪ Nothing's gonna stop us now