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This summer, two directors who once used to be a student and a mentor got together and came up with a strange and unfamiliar film project.

Why don't you two shooting a film together?

Two movies bound in a single cinematic structure?

So, it's like a relay race?

Director Kim, vacation, right?

I think you have to get out of the obsession about "vacation."

Why do people cheat? Director Kim Tai Sik revisited his old script called "XX Vacance"

The story about you being a wedding officiant of your favorite student?

In the surface level, being a wedding officiant

of my favorite student is not a 100% good feeling.

But if you want to see beyond that surface level,

it could a psychological movie.

Anxiety is a key issue for Director Park Chul Soo's life. He jokingly talked about how he felt at his favorite student's wedding.

Do you know Sunmook Cho, right?

I heard about you too making a film together from producer Kim.

I believe you can do that.

Only if you too are my director.

The project progressed quickly after they met producer Cho Seon Mook, who used to be an actor.

You know actress Jinjoo Lee whom we met the other day?

I wanna work with her.

Give me some advice.

I think she has talent.

With Youngsoo Ha's help, casting also went fast and smooth.

Directed by Kim Tai Sik

One month ago

I think he is cheating on me.

You look so happy today.

I'm going on a vacation.

Vacance! Wow, great!

Where to?

Abroad...

Abroad?

By plane?

Yeah, it's the first time in my life I got on the plane!

I'm jealous!!

That one.

Ms, are you alright?

Ms, are you alright?

What?

"Travel Agency"

You look great on this dress.

You're sure we're leaving tomorrow, right?

What? No problem!

Stay there.

You screw up my poison.

I love you, Heerae. Pretty sweetie!

Ah! I'm coming!

Ah! I'm coming!

I have a long-time lover,

and he has a longer-time wife.

I will have a nice vacation with him...

When I imagine going on a long overdue vacation with him,

it makes this 30-something get excited.

Taemook, what is going on?

Hello, is this 911?

Did you receive a phone call about a car accident on the highway?

Where the hell are we going?

Just tell me! And...

where did you get this car?

Just take off that f**king ring.

Can't you tell a real one from a fake? Dummie!

Let's go back home.

We are doing this exactly for 5 hours and 12 minutes, you know?

It's dangerous.

Let me drive.

You are going to kill both of us.

"Typhoon number 9, Eco, Is approaching the Korea-Peninsula accompanying strong rain clouds."

"Currently, a typhoon watch is issued for Jeju Island and the Southern coast,"

"and torrential warning, around the middle, Eastern, and Southern area of the Peninsula."

"But it is expected that tomorrow the typhoon watch will be issued all around the nation."

"Now, Eco moves up the southwestern coast of Jeju."

"Tomorrow at noon, it will pass through Jeju, and move up along the West Sea."

"The typhoon will be landing on the western part of North Korea in two days."

"The number you dial is not available."

We are expected to have over 300mm rain nationwide by the day after tomorrow morning.

She asks me.

Do you love her?

Still love her

and will love her.

She asks me again.

Why you just standing there and let it happen?

I am scared. What are you doing?

Go get him!!

Stop there. Go get him.

Dogs don't lie.

Is this what you call love?

Love? We're just friends.

When did it start?

Just a very short time ago.

Believe me it was a really short time ago.

Don't dance around! When did it start?

Six years ago.

What?! Six years ago?!

Well.. I...

Lie down flat!

How dare you f**king cheat on me for six years!

- Well, I... - Shut the f**k up!

A dog does what its master tells him to do!

One more thing.

The pension register said you stayed here last April.

Isn't that right?

Well, when you were sick, I was very stressed out

so I came here to take a short rest...

What? Take a rest when I was In the hospital?

You motherf**ker! You f**king asshole...

I will cut your heart out. You damn asshole!

How dare you, mother f**ker!!

I'm sorry. I Was not myself.

I shouldn't have asked you to go on a vacation with me.

I'm sorry.

Hello?

I'm stuck here!!

I'm so sorry.

I have an emergency situation now. Can you come to M pension in Muju?

You know the place, right? I'll be there soon. Hurry!

I love you!!

OK, I'll be there soon. I love you, too.

Boksun! Boksun! Let's talk.

Where the hell are you? Answer me?

Boksun! What are you doing? Stop it!!

In my next life, I will be born as a flower.

Although it is born, blossoms and dies someday,

I want to be a happy flower.

What the f**k. F**k!! F**king flower!!

Boksun! Boksun!

Stop swearing and stop reading the poem.

You make me feel dizzy.

Boksun! Boksun!

I Told you it just happened.

I don't believe in love.

I don't even know what love is!

F**k!!

Love!! You are f**king kidding me, mother f**ker!

Hey! Isn't this gasoline?

It's my fault. This is really going to kill me.

No way!! Boksun!

Let's all meet together. I will give you a written promise!

Boksun! It's my fault.

Help me, Boksun!

I'm really sorry!

It's my fault.

Why are you crying?

I am f**king embarrassing myself...

Stop the car! Stop it.

Don't follow me!

No, this is not what I want...

I want to go back to him.

I am sorry.

Why? It's not working with me any more?

Take it! Take it!

Take it!

Strike this three times short, and three times long.

Meow...

Meow...

It's me...

You are gonna kill me... please stop it.

Bokson, please.

Please forgive me, Boksun.

I Feel like I am dying...

Boksun...

Heerae.

KA-POW!!

Crack written by Yum Boksun.

Because I am afraid that you feel burdened,

I was pretending not to be lonely,

not to be hurt,

not to be upset,

not to be sick...

I pretend to be happy.

That happiness is the most painful happiness in my life.

When I started pretending, you showed me a little crack.

The crack was too tiny to be recognized at first but

The more you pretend to love me,

Pretend to like me, Pretend I am the only one,

Pretend, pretend, and pretend nothing happened.

The crack gets bigger.

Now we are far apart from each other,

And makes you weak.

But I am still pretending I was not hurt.

I will overcome this only to collapse.

Oh my heart... my mind... be as strong as steel!

Oh, my mind..my heart... F**k!

Hey, get up...

Are you alright?

I'm sorry. I am sorry.

I'm here.

It seems like everybody is fully awake...

Honey,

stop this.

I'm sorry... I mean it. I am so sorry.

Wow, a f**king animal is talking!

Stop, please stop!

Stop talking and bark like a dog.

Please stop this!

I'm sorry! Okay? It's all my fault.

- Stop! - Oh, you scare me! Oh!

Stop!

Heerae, what are you too doing?!

You, bitch! You're f**king high, aren't you?

How dare you two!

What? How dare we?

What are you doing? Drop that!

You, stop there! Stop!

You stop!

What are you doing? Boksun!!

What am I doing? I am going to kill you!

F**k... I'm f**king tired!!

What... what.

Please... help me!

Please... help me! I am trapped.

Everybody is crazy!! This is all crazy.

What's the matter with having one or two lovers?

I am living in hell anyway.

You think you are stronger than me?

Your pretty face cannot beat mine either! You bitch!

Hey, it hurts!

Wait a minute!

You bitch!

You, f**king bitch!

Hey! Wait!

I am sorry!

I am sorry!

I am sorry!

Hey, let's take a break... I'm too tired.

She asked me what made me fall in love with him...

why her husband,

and who started it first,

if I really love him,

whether it was true love.

And she also asks...

Did you give him your f**king ass, too?

We always do it behind...

What? We?

Wait!

Move over!!

- You bitch... - Stop.

Shin Taemook!

Don't kill yourself!!

Hey, why are you just standing there?

Sweetie.

Crazy bitch... Crazy!

I'm so sorry. I have an emergency situation now an you come to M pension in Moojoo?

You know the place, right? I'll be there soon. Hurry! I love you!

F**king traps are all over.

Do you want me to be gone because I cheated?

Why did you do this to me?

Tell ME.

It's successfully got back together...

I wanted to give it back to you without damage.

Vacation is over... but summer is still here...

I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have asked you to go on vacation with me.

When I Heard about your character in director Kim's movie,

I think that was fun. So I am thinking about

changing your character into a professor again in my film.

Inhye, can you come here for a minute?

Director Park was sure that Cho Seon Mook can develop his character perfectly and was very satisfied with the newcomer actress Oh In Hye.

Directed by PARK Chul Soo

Suji!

Even the slightest movement of her little fingertip

or single hair always arouses me.

To me, holding her sensual body Is like possessing an absolute power.

Today, she got married.

I was there as her wedding officiant.

She looked faithful, beautiful, wearing her grandmother's dress.

The stirring but thrilling affair with her is finished as of today.

Having an affair?

Me being her wedding officiant?

Was it not indefensibly shameless?

"We found a talented young screen writer. Please contact us anytime!"

A young screen writer?

Not long ago, my only daughter got married and I got divorced.

I feel like now I have no family.

I am called "professor" because I lecture at college

but I am not a "real professor".

But I now find myself in this unexpected space,

thanks to my friend who is mad for wine.

"M Story!"

I don't really like the word, "story."

But Suji loves the soft sunshine in the backyard of this bar.

And she loves wine.

This place fits her who love wine.

And, slowly, I am building a good connection with this space as well.

"It's me!"

"It's me,"

I'm so relieved!

I was worried that you may have disappeared.

Something's changed here.

You missed me, right?

You're supposed to be at the airport now.

You asked me to come.

Did I?

I definitely heard you whisper.

You want me to go?

Since she graduated,

I thought I could never see her again.

But I saw her at my new film conference again!

You always try unconventional forms and styles in your films.

Some say this isn't helpful to attract an audience.

What's your own opinion about it?

Well, I've not thought about it that much...

Well, maybe so.

Your question itself is my answer.

Next questions please.

There, what is your question?

I think this movie is also about anxiety, like your previous ones.

Where do you think your own anxiety comes from exactly?

Well,

if I knew where it came from, I could stop making films.

Bullshit! Arrogant son of bitch!

It's been a quite while.

Where have you been hiding?

I know you've desired me a lot, right?!

Not only that.

Wait a second.

I wish we were somewhere else, a place only for us.

Let's go to "M Story"?

M?

Crazy drunk!

Cry baby!

Loser!

Silly sausage!

Whang Whang... whatever!

Chirp! Chirp! Chirp!

Well, a socially-unfit loser like you can make such good movies.

I can't believe it!

Socially unfit?

I like that.

You do? Me, too, then.

Search my pocket.

Umm.. here?

No, right one.

What's this?

You want me to throw it away?

Oh' It's good! So good.

Wait a minute!

Why didn't you put on the tie I bought for you?

Um, I saved it for a special occasion.

I was struggling to hold my tears during my wedding.

I wanted to shout out loud, I want to confess to everyone.

The truth is "I love him,"

just like this.

The past few months,

we were like creatures tangled all up together

as If we couldn't ever be separated physically or mentally.

But today, shamelessly, I had to be your wedding officiant,

which means we aren't supposed to see each other again.

Is it your makeup?

You look like a stranger now!

You don't have to.

Here.

Hello?

Oh, really?

I'm with Professor Kim now.

I'll be there soon. I'm sorry. Promise.

OK, I see.

Wait a second please!

Ah! No. no... I spilt my coffee.

Ah, I'm sorry...

I'll give you a call back soon.

I'm OK, now.

What are you gonna do this Saturday?

Why you ask?

I'm going to Director Paek's new film preview.

Can you come with me?

Not this Saturday.

You have a date?

Yeah.

All day?

I can go on Sunday.

I can't.

I have an appointment with my daughter.

OK, you look pissed now. Why? Because I have a date?

I will never let you go even one second.

Every single part of my body

remembers you vividly.

Since I met you,

I think I've grown-up again but without getting old.

Don't be a grown-up for me!

I don't want to sound like a nagging husband.

But don't suddenly stop talking to me without saying anything.

OK, I won't, silly.

What are you gonna do from now on?

Write a script?

Right,

There's nothing we can do right now.

You just leave for the airport or...

OK.

I'll be there right on time.

I Said I'll be there!

OK. I'm sorry.

I'll be there soon, OK?

Jesus Christ!! She'll be leaving in 30 minutes!

Just f**king 30 minutes!

It took 30 minutes

but I feel like we had a deep intimate conversation.

You're really good.

Can you do it one more time?

I can do it again.

"You know I can't do anything without you!"

"Where the hell are you at this hour?"

"Come here immediately!"

"If that son of bitch holds you back right now,"

"just punch him in his face and leave!"

"Trust me!"

"I'll pick you up there."

I'm a wreck when I'm not with you, even for just a minute.

I am nervous.

Why don't you get re-married?

Me?

Yes.

I've been getting more and more obsessed with Suji.

The number you dial is not available.

Leave the message after the beep.

"When are you are going to meet the writer?"

"This is Lee Kwanwoo hospital."

"Please come by to get the results of your medical test."

The number you dial is not available.

Leave the message after the beep.

Hey. It's me.

It's me.

I bought a tie for you.

And a shirt.

Why didn't you call me?

You have to ask me why I couldn't make it to our date.

I can do whatever you want me to do.

Please let me do it.

I'm going to get married.

Get married?

When?

Soon...

How soon?

Why do you want to get married? You're so beautiful and talented.

I guess I'll just let it happen.

You too did that.

Marriage is like a magic show.

So, who is that guy?

Just a guy.

He said he wants to meet you.

He wants to see me?

That's what he said.

Can I ask a favor?

What is it? Tell me.

You have to be the one to marry us.

Maybe it would be better to announce our relationship at your wedding

and be punished than to keep a secret like some kind of moral hypocrite.

You could but what would you get by doing that?

You. I can get you.

I'm yours already.

How can you get something you already have?

Please come to my wedding, be my officiant.

I wish there was a law like someone like me is not allowed to marry couples.

Then, you'd have to break the law, pay the fine and come to me.

Why?

Are you scared?

If people knew about our relationship, it would be strange for you to marry us.

But they don't know!

And more importantly, I am your favorite student!

Is that right?

So, if you weren't the one to marry us, that would be even more strange.

I've faced so many ups and downs in my life.

I made it through with guts and patience

whether things turned out good or bad.

But you are the only person who is beyond my control.

Ah, I wish my father were still alive.

I am leaving.

You don't have to see me off at the door.

Wine or rice wine, anything you want.

Wine please.

Suji, you want wine?

No. I'll have rice wine this time.

Really? You want rice wine?

I just...

- Allow me to pour you some wine. - That's OK.

I think you've had a long break since your last film.

Maybe.

Why don't you make another?

Why do you love Suji?

I Just love everything about her.

I see.

How do you feel about Suji's wedding?

Maybe you're sad, right?

Why did you say that?

Obviously, you won't be able to see her as much, right?

Is that so?

Maybe.

Please, don't feel too bad.

I'll let her meet you occasionally.

Thank you.

Oh, by the way, as for your wedding blessing,

"Do your best to create a happy marriage but if it doesn't work, get out quick!"

Is that what you said?

That's very funny.

I know you're joking.

What if I love Suji more than you do,

what are you gonna do about it?

Wish I could say that out loud.

I think it must be the perfect place for creative work.

It's very quiet.

It's a more perfect place

to make love to Suji!

Wish I could say that out loud.

I think it's definitely the perfect place for creativity.

Perfect!

Right, perfect!

Have some more wine!

Since when have you known each other?

Since she was a college student.

It's been a long time.

Then you two must know each other really well.

Why don't we arm wrestle?

If you lose, you don't deserve to marry Suji. Agree?

And I don't have to be the one to marry you two!

No. No, you don't have to. You've already won.

Just like that, she got married and I married them.

Although wedding is said to be a sacred matrimony

and the origin of all human happiness,

frankly I couldn't congratulate her on her marriage.

II come back soon.

I couldn't properly thank him.

It doesn't take long.

You go to the airport first.

Your friends are waiting for you to see off!

Your speech was great today!

"Do your best to make a happy marriage

but if you are bored and tired of it, get out quick?"

Why didn't you say that?

I was looking forward to hearing that.

I was addicted to you so I was too blind to see the real you.

That's right. It's over.

Don't. I have to go!

Please don't!!

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

When I said I loved you, I meant it. I really meant it.

On...

at the wedding...

in front of people...

INside your wedding dress...

I should have done this.

Why?

Why didn't you?

So,

I'm doing it right now.

Right.

Wow, that's strong.

If I were a tropical wind, you would be a typhoon.

I hope my part gives you enough space for your imagination.

Did you decide what the movie title is?

Do you have a good idea?

That's right. We don't have one yet.

Damn Vacation?

What is that?

I've got it.

Can they find their way free of cinematic formula such as stereotypes in actors, cinematic forms, and ethical stoicism.