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[roars and hisses]

TroopGrid said that was going to be a Zylork.

We could have brought the paralyzers!

Okay, TroopGrid is jacked up, but not to worry,

we just need to set up the Crypto Smasher!

[crash sounds]

Okay, this could take a while.

[shrill] Ahhhh!!!!!!

Did it get her?

No. It's not coming from her.

It's more shrill.

[shrill] Ahhhh!!!!!!

Etienne, what're you doing here?

I invited Kristen up here to ask her

to the Valentine's Day dance.

Then I started screaming and fainted.

The monster...

No, afraid of heights.

But when I came to, I saw that!

[roars]

[shrill] Ahhhh!!!!!!

So Hayley, are you going

to the Valentine's Day dance tonight?

I don't know.

I don't have a date.

The right person hasn't asked me yet.

[roars]

Etienne, help!!

A little focus!

This isn't about your date to the dance,

it's about mine!

Don't worry.

We'll save Kristen... Eventually.

There's no time for this.

I have to save her.

Then she'd have to go out with me then.

What?

I already bought my suit for the dance.

[loud roars]

Hey, bonehead--

Jake!

I've got one question for you.

[loud roars]

Can you fly?

Didn't think so.

My plan worked!

You're like a super hero!

A scared, fainting superhero.

How can I thank you for saving my life?

Off the top of my head,

will you go to the Valentine's Day dance with me?

Of course!

I just want to make all your dreams come true.

Yes.

What's that?

A Snark.

It's what we use so people don't remember stuff like this.

What?

No!!!!!!

Not to her!

What am I doing on the roof?

Those clouds really did look like two cheeseburgers kissing

but it's gone now.

So we should probably get outta here.

Wait, Kristen,

will you go to the Valentine's Day dance with me?

I'd love to, but I already made plans...

to have fun.

It's just a dance, Etienne.

It doesn't really matter whether you have a date.

But it does!

I'm tired of going to these dances by myself.

Sending myself love notes, and flowers.

You know, the stuff you do.

Yeah.

I still don't remember why it didn't work out with Kristen,

but I've moved on.

This year, I will settle for no one but the right person,

who is written here on this paper.

And that person is: Sarah Brewer.

She's the one, Jake.

Or Melanie from chem. Class.

Or Anna with the bangs.

Or Anna without the bangs.

Or Polly.

Or Brace-Face Gionetti,

but I've really gotta learn her first name.

The point is,

don't be so down on the holiday.

You've got to decide who you want and go for it.

Good advice.

Just go for it!

That's the spirit, Jake.

Make Valentine's Day your own!

Now, I'm off to make sure

that I have a meaningful slow dance tonight with:

Fiber plus wheat bread?"

Wait, this is my Mom's list.

Hi.

Hi.

Jake?

I need to talk to you.

Go for it!

Go for it!

Oh, wait, Jake, Jake, you see--

Thank you. That's so sweet.

Thank you so much.

Kick this up a notch.

Thank you so much.

[horse neighing]

Wow!

Are you kidding me?!

Thank you all, thank you.

But I can't go to the Valentine's Day Dance

with any of you.

I'm waiting for someone else to ask me!

Someone very special!

[laughter]

Kristen, let's give this one more try:

Will you go to the dance with me?

Kristen, did you hear what I said?

I'm asleep.

I can't hear you.

But you are standing up.

And drinking a tea!

No, I'm asleep.

I hate Valentine's Day.

[beeping]

Oh, no, a broken TroopGrid.

What the?

Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

Let go of the wall?

Let go of the what?

The wall.

Let go of the wall!

Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

What's happening?

Why is everything slowing down?

Oh, I'm so glad to finally meet you.

Me?

You're Felix, right?

Uh...Definitely.

I'm Cecilia.

And you're even hotter than my sister described.

Who's your sister?

And you think I'm hot?

No, wait, answer the sister part first.

Her name is...

[dolphin sounds]

She said she had

the most magical Valentine's Day with you ever last year.

She said you knew all about Eris Fairies and creatures

from other dimensions and all kinds of neat stuff like that.

And you were wonderful in the way that you helped her.

So let me get this straight,

You're one of these Eris Fairies from another dimension

but you wanna hang out with me?

Yes?

I'm in.

If this holiday is everything I understand it to be,

I will experience the magic of true love, romance

and a sugar headache all by the end of the day.

I'm sorta the king of Valentine's Day.

Would you get rid of this for me?

Why? It's beautiful.

No, it's hideous, just like my boyfriend who gave it to me.

Oh great you have a boyfriend.

Not anymore.

He's too possessive.

And sneaky.

And a total loser.

And that's why I've come to be with you, Felix.

Who?

You.

My Felix.

The Valentine's Day King.

Right, sorry, the accent threw me for a loop!

Good choice.

Hand me the quantum coupler.

Do you think girls like jewelry?

You know what girls really like?

Not being swallowed by monsters.

If TroopGrid's misidentifying Ratadons,

who knows what other mistakes it's making.

Now, please hand me the coupler.

Sorry.

I'm a little distracted--

I'm just trying to find the perfect gift for...someone.

[beep]

Oh my goodness, it's a...Vrog?

This thing must really be busted.

It can't be a Vrog.

They went extinct back in 800 AD.

[scream] Ahhh!!!!

[roars]

Whatever was here, Mr. Stockley, seems to have gone.

What about the civilians?

I told people that there's a wind tunnel through the school

when the right sequence of doors are opened.

And they believed that?

Someone ought to do something

about public school education in this town.

Okay, I'll keep an eye out for the monster

and tell Hayley to be careful.

I think something died inside your locker.

Please investigate.

Love, The Janitor.

Jake!

Thank you.

Nice gifts.

They're not from anyone special or anything.

Well, I've got one too.

Someone gave you a necklace?

[growls]

Oh, no.

This is just a gift I'm giving to a girl

that I want to take to the dance.

She sounds really special.

She is... very.

Well, why haven't you given it to her then?

I mean, she sounds too good to be true.

If you're saying she's an imaginary girl, she's not.

Why would I buy a necklace for an imaginary girl?

I didn't.

That would be ridiculous.

Right.

I would have to be an idiot to do that

and I am not an idiot.

I am going to go.

Yeah, me too.

Later.

Wow, that's a weird.

You okay?

Just a little nauseous.

Speeding through time takes some getting used to.

No worries.

I'm naturally nauseous.

That's so cute.

You know what, I think I could slow down to your speed,

if only we could build a Temporal Decelerator Belt

using lithium nitrate as its power source.

A pretty girl who speaks nerd.

Where have you been all my life?

In the Dorgoban dimension.

Always the last place you look.

I wish I had been there with you.

No, you don't.

My old boyfriend, Todd, would have torn you apart

and fed you to the vampire giraffes.

That sounds horrible and adorable at the same time.

Thank goodness he's not in this dimension.

Let's go get our day started.

[squeals of delight]

I love Valentine's Day.

I slipped.

Ahhhh!!!!

Sorry, I'll just send myself to the principal.

Mr. Stockley, I think I found the Vrog.

Or it found me.

Guess they're not as extinct as you thought.

[♪♪♪]

This day couldn't get any worse.

You leave my girlfriend alone!

Who?

If you talk to her again I will destroy you.

Great.

Now even monsters want to date Hayley.

Look at everything moving!

I love this belt,

it's functional and it goes with just about everything.

And you made it just for me.

Anything for you.

So, that's my math class, and my second math class

And then when we go around the corner--

What are these?

A football trophy.

What's football?

I love you.

And if you look behind that ridiculous thing,

you'll find what the school is most proud of:

The highly coveted Brain Challenge Award that I won.

Why is it so small?

Un, in our dimension, the small trophies are the best.

Um, who's this?

Cecilia.

I'm an Eris Fairy.

Uh-huh!

Can I talk to you a second?

She's kidding!

No, she's not.

I can't tell you how I know this

but that thing is a creature from another dimension.

Yes, okay, whatever!

She's gorgeous and she inexplicably likes me.

What's your point?

What you're doing is dangerous!!!

She's not human.

You're so judgy.

No matter what she is, she likes me for me.

Felix, are you ready?

It's a nickname!

Right.

Enjoy yourself.

Felix.

What the?

It's my Mr. Stockley suit.

Felix makes amazing stuff, huh?

It was the only way I could escape the Vrog.

Yet another thing this suit is good for.

Another thing?

What are all of you doing as me exactly?

Nothing.

What's all this?

Presents for Hayley.

They just keep coming!

Ooo, this one's from a Saudi Prince.

Well, that's just great.

I haven't had time to go shopping for a present for...

someone.

I've been too busy trying to survive some invisible monster

that thinks I'm after his girlfriend.

The Vrog is a perfect chameleon that can blend

into any surface.

Highly jealous, vengeful and extremely dangerous.

Once it becomes fixated on something,

it'll never let it go.

No one has had a crazier day than me.

Try me.

I haven't even had time to pick out my dress

for the dance tonight.

Thank you.

So, you're going?

I haven't decided.

But you just said you need to pick out your dress.

Right. If I go.

Are you?

I'm not sure.

There's a monster after me.

And there's the little problem of having a crush on you.

Uh-huh.

You have a crush on me?

The...Vrog.

[groan]

Hayley, you have to stay down here

until Jake deals with the monster.

if it really does have a crush on you,

it could try to pull you back into its own dimension.

I have to go assemble a Temporal Accelerator.

Enjoy your presents.

So this is a romantic gesture in your dimension,

sharing blended cow fluid meant for nursing?

Uh...yes.

Although the way you say cow fluid makes it sound awful.

It is more like...

Cow fluid!

How strange.

In my dimension, romance is simple and beautiful.

If you like another creature,

you give them nutrients, like this:

Ewww...

No?

No thanks.

I'll save it for later.

Hmm, I'm not sure what to do that would be considered

a grand romantic gesture in both our worlds.

Moonlit walks on the beach?

That's how we punish goat stealers.

Do you think we could ever make it work between us?

Absolutely.

We'll face challenges and we'll make sacrifices,

but at the end of the day,

when two people are right for each other,

the rest doesn't matter.

There's a Valentine's Day dance tonight.

I was wondering, would you like to go with me?

I would love to, Felix!

Great!

Want more?

Yes.

So romantic.

She'll always be mine!!!!

Where's my Eris?!!!

She's not your girlfriend, okay?!

You have the necklace around you!

Where is she?

You mean the girl with Felix?

Etienne.

No, wait, I didn't mean that!

I must destroy him!

I didn't mean to say anything, I swear!

It just came out.

I've hit my head a lot today.

We have to find Etienne and save him from the Vrog.

He's gotta be at the dance with Cecilia--

It started an hour ago.

We should probably go.

To the dance?

With you? Yeah, sure.

And we should probably dress up.

As a disguise.

Exactly.

So we can blend in.

Should I get you a corsage?

Aw, Jake, that's so...

Smart.

For blending in purposes.

Right.

But first, I'll get the Temporal Accelerator

and some cologne.

Maybe a new shirt.

And...

This is gonna be so much fun!

And, um, dangerous.

And very important.

This is very important work.

Uh-hmm.

I need to change!!

Me too!!!

Yeah!

[♪♪♪]

Ooo, dancing, my favorite!

I was the champion dancer back at home.

Sweetie, don't kick people!

Or just try to avoid the face!

Etienne!

Hey guys, Happy Valentine's Day.

Isn't she beautiful?

Does she have a bug in her dress?

It's dancing.

She's dancing.

Wow, you must really like her.

Guys, focus.

Etienne, there's a Vrog monster in the school

and it's after you.

Todd?

You named the monster Todd?

No, not me.

Its name is Todd.

It's Cecilia's ex-boyfriend.

I think he's Jealous of our love.

That's great.

He's been beating me up all day

because he thought I was you.

It'll track you here and we have to work together to contain it.

Okay, but I really don't want this cutting

into my dance floor time.

Don't worry, I assembled a Temporal Accelerator

which will speed us up

to Cecilia and Todd's natural tempo and--

What?

You assembled it?

I took it out of the box.

Uh-huh.

Mr. Stockley helped.

Okay.

Jake! Where is he!

Felix!

I don't know.

Come with me!

Jake! Jake!!

The Accelerator!

Todd!

Stop acting so immature!

That's Todd?

[roar]

Yes.

[roar]

Jake, the blast didn't phase him!

[roar]

I got to get rid of him.

No, the belt--

I won't be able to see you.

Oh, my brave one.

I'll move faster than him without this.

And I can drag him back to the other side.

But you and me...

Relationships can be challenging sometimes.

They require sacrifices.

You showed me that.

I have to do this, for you.

Thank you for an amazing day.

Felix, you're the best.

I am the best as sure as my name is Felix.

[loud roars]

She's gone.

I'm sorry, Etienne.

At least you got your wish: a slow dance on Valentine's Day.

No, I never got to dance.

Thank goodness because she's a terrible dancer.

But we did have an amazing day together.

It seems like a shame to waste a perfectly good dance.

Yeah.

I mean, we're dressed up.

And you have a corsage...

Yeah, found that awfully fast.

You didn't have one already, did you?

No, of course not.

♪

Let him have this.

We'll Snark him later.

How come monsters are always following you guys?

[laughs]