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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:16,474 Farah, I need help, please. 2 00:00:16,475 --> 00:00:18,143 Where are you? 3 00:00:18,144 --> 00:00:20,228 I'm at the Ridgely Building in Springsborough-- 4 00:00:20,229 --> 00:00:21,438 What are you doing there? 5 00:00:21,439 --> 00:00:22,897 I'm sorry. 6 00:00:22,898 --> 00:00:24,149 I snuck out. 7 00:00:24,150 --> 00:00:25,316 I'm in trouble. 8 00:00:25,317 --> 00:00:26,317 Please hurry. 9 00:00:26,318 --> 00:00:29,070 Okay, I'm on my way. 10 00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:31,990 Lydia, what kind of trouble are you in? 11 00:00:31,991 --> 00:00:34,075 Farah, don't it's a-- (LINE GOES DEAD) 12 00:00:34,076 --> 00:00:35,077 Lydia! 13 00:00:35,453 --> 00:00:36,746 Lydia! 14 00:00:38,789 --> 00:00:40,124 (BRAKES SCREECH) 15 00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:52,053 Not good. 16 00:00:54,096 --> 00:00:55,347 Not good at all. 17 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:12,865 (GRUNTING/GROANING) 18 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:20,121 Of course. 19 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:21,372 Of course, of course, of course, of course. 20 00:01:21,373 --> 00:01:22,999 Nice! Okay. A mouse, I'm a mouse. 21 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,000 Stupid mouse. 22 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:26,211 I really think someone should open up this door right now. 23 00:01:26,212 --> 00:01:27,505 Someone should open up-- 24 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:33,552 (WHISPERS) Open this door. 25 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:38,390 I need you to open this door right now. 26 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:43,562 (WHISPERS) Right...now. 27 00:01:52,488 --> 00:01:54,532 (GRUNTS) 28 00:02:00,663 --> 00:02:03,332 Not... to... day! 29 00:02:06,127 --> 00:02:08,211 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 30 00:02:08,212 --> 00:02:09,338 (THUMP) 31 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:17,595 LYDIA: Farah. Help me, Farah. 32 00:02:17,596 --> 00:02:19,140 Farah, help me. 33 00:02:25,646 --> 00:02:27,648 (STRAINING) 34 00:02:48,419 --> 00:02:51,129 Patrick Spring. 35 00:02:51,130 --> 00:02:53,506 Crazy to see it up close, right? 36 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:54,425 So much money, and then... 37 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:58,470 Where's the head? 38 00:03:00,097 --> 00:03:01,514 We're keeping it separate. 39 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:04,184 You can see it if you'd like. 40 00:03:04,185 --> 00:03:06,394 Didn't you say you were from Missing Persons? 41 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:08,438 I thought this was a Major Crimes case. 42 00:03:08,439 --> 00:03:10,940 Lydia Spring is a missing person. 43 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:11,816 That's our case. 44 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:13,944 - Her father's death fits in. - Can you prove that? 45 00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:16,696 Soon. 46 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:17,614 Where are the other two bodies? 47 00:03:17,615 --> 00:03:19,449 - Other two bodies? - From the crime scene. 48 00:03:19,450 --> 00:03:20,950 The tattooed men, one was bitten in half. 49 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:22,327 Oh, they're gone. 50 00:03:22,328 --> 00:03:24,329 Two human corpses are gone? 51 00:03:24,330 --> 00:03:25,538 Well, they're not here. 52 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:26,998 They haven't stopped existing. 53 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:28,917 Oh. Okay. (CLEARS THROAT) 54 00:03:28,918 --> 00:03:31,461 Where are they existing currently? 55 00:03:31,462 --> 00:03:34,130 I think they were just transferred out to an FBI lab this morning 56 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:35,006 for testing. 57 00:03:35,007 --> 00:03:36,549 Something to do with the weapon. 58 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,760 Yeah. Yeah. We were wondering about that. 59 00:03:38,761 --> 00:03:41,387 Yeah, some sort of chomping device, 60 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:42,430 a saw or something? 61 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:45,433 The bite wounds are a match to the teeth of an adult specimen 62 00:03:45,434 --> 00:03:47,894 of Sphyrna mokarran. 63 00:03:47,895 --> 00:03:49,063 Sfeerna mokoron? 64 00:03:50,648 --> 00:03:51,774 What the hell is that? 65 00:03:51,857 --> 00:03:53,775 DIRK: The Great Hammerhead Shark. 66 00:03:53,776 --> 00:03:56,277 A hammerhead shark killed Patrick Spring? 67 00:03:56,278 --> 00:03:57,403 How is that possible? 68 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:59,405 DIRK: Yes, it's interesting, because hammerhead sharks 69 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,282 aren't usually aggressive towards humans. 70 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:03,368 Yeah, and they aren't generally found in hotel rooms. 71 00:04:03,369 --> 00:04:05,578 Right? That too! 72 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,330 It was good of you to contact me, Todd. 73 00:04:07,331 --> 00:04:09,082 Excellent work as my assistant. 74 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:10,250 I'm not your assistant. 75 00:04:10,251 --> 00:04:12,335 And yet, here you are, assisting. 76 00:04:12,336 --> 00:04:14,337 I just-- 77 00:04:14,338 --> 00:04:15,964 what you said about things being connected, 78 00:04:15,965 --> 00:04:18,091 it just seemed like the right thing to do. 79 00:04:18,092 --> 00:04:22,095 And you're certain the person you saw was Lydia Spring? 80 00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:23,972 Yeah, I am. I'm sure. 81 00:04:23,973 --> 00:04:26,140 Then perhaps you'll admit, solely for my edification, 82 00:04:26,141 --> 00:04:28,268 that there is another connection, however evanescent, 83 00:04:28,269 --> 00:04:30,812 between you, me, and the Patrick Spring murder case? 84 00:04:30,813 --> 00:04:34,107 I mean, surely, her disappearance and his murder 85 00:04:34,108 --> 00:04:35,900 - shortly thereafter-- - I just found a dog. 86 00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:37,277 I don't think it means anything. 87 00:04:37,278 --> 00:04:38,528 Look, I have to go. Okay? 88 00:04:38,529 --> 00:04:39,529 Why are you in such a rush? 89 00:04:39,530 --> 00:04:41,699 You're unemployed. Technically. 90 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:48,955 I, um... 91 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:50,415 found something. 92 00:04:50,416 --> 00:04:52,917 In the hotel. It's a-- 93 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:54,043 What am I doing? Why am I doing this? 94 00:04:54,044 --> 00:04:57,880 What is-- Is that a lottery ticket? 95 00:04:57,881 --> 00:05:01,217 Yeah, okay, I found it, and-- 96 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:02,302 Is that blood on it? 97 00:05:02,303 --> 00:05:03,636 No. 98 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:06,264 - Maybe. I don't know. - And is it a winner? 99 00:05:06,265 --> 00:05:07,515 Yes. 100 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:08,683 (SPLUTTERING) 101 00:05:08,684 --> 00:05:10,351 It's only for 10 grand. 102 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:12,186 I can pay for Amanda's medication. 103 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:14,981 I can fix my apartment, my car... 104 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:16,983 I can... try and start to... fix things. 105 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:19,527 And you seriously think that's just a coincidence? 106 00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:20,570 I told you 107 00:05:20,571 --> 00:05:22,947 the universe would congratulate you for helping me solve 108 00:05:22,948 --> 00:05:24,032 the Patrick Spring murder case. 109 00:05:24,033 --> 00:05:26,701 Are you taking credit for me finding a lottery ticket? 110 00:05:26,702 --> 00:05:27,910 No, it's just a coincidence. 111 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:28,828 But you just said-- 112 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:30,080 (CAR ENGINE RUMBLING) 113 00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:32,875 TODD: Goddammit! 114 00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:44,177 DIRK: That's the man? The... guy? 115 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:45,471 That's him, yeah. 116 00:05:46,347 --> 00:05:48,140 Well, he doesn't look so tough. 117 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:52,435 I've got a good feeling about this. 118 00:05:52,436 --> 00:05:54,228 About what? 119 00:05:54,229 --> 00:05:55,646 Shouldn't we call the police? I mean-- 120 00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:56,523 Here, quick, give me the lottery ticket. 121 00:05:58,192 --> 00:06:00,652 Hey! What the-- Hey! 122 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:03,655 TODD: Hey! 123 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:13,832 (CAR ENGINE BANGS) 124 00:06:17,252 --> 00:06:19,338 (ENGINE SPUTTERS AND DIES) 125 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,343 What happened? 126 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:28,013 The car turned off. 127 00:06:29,973 --> 00:06:31,683 You're not gonna try and fix it? 128 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:38,564 If the car turned off here, this is where the car turned off. 129 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:40,984 I'm sure it'll start up again when it's meant to. 130 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:45,738 Cars are like that, 131 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:47,949 always turning off and on again, 132 00:06:47,950 --> 00:06:49,535 breaking down, and then fixing themselves. 133 00:06:51,954 --> 00:06:53,163 No, they aren't. 134 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:06,176 Buddy, get out. 135 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:19,690 How come nobody's come looking for you? 136 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:22,859 What? 137 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:25,403 I have your phone, remember? 138 00:07:25,404 --> 00:07:28,030 Nobody's called. It's been over a day now. 139 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:29,241 Someone will call. 140 00:07:34,163 --> 00:07:35,538 Oh, yeah? Who? 141 00:07:35,539 --> 00:07:38,374 My... 142 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:39,250 girlfriend. 143 00:07:39,251 --> 00:07:41,419 (SCOFFS) 144 00:07:41,420 --> 00:07:42,462 Right. Her. 145 00:07:42,463 --> 00:07:43,797 She seems real. 146 00:07:45,466 --> 00:07:47,258 Who was that? 147 00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:49,427 Who was that guy with the tats and the shotgun 148 00:07:49,428 --> 00:07:51,179 that I killed at the power station? 149 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:53,764 - What were you doing there? - Why are you doing this to me? 150 00:07:53,765 --> 00:07:55,142 Doing this to you? 151 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:02,690 Answer the question. 152 00:08:02,691 --> 00:08:05,485 Who was the guy that I killed at the power station? 153 00:08:05,486 --> 00:08:08,946 Look, I'm just... 154 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:11,574 I do power systems. 155 00:08:11,575 --> 00:08:14,911 Okay? I'm an electrician, technically, 156 00:08:14,912 --> 00:08:17,288 look, but people, organizations, individuals, 157 00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:19,999 they hire me to do... stuff. 158 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,626 Illegal stuff. 159 00:08:21,627 --> 00:08:22,835 Look, they hit me up online, 160 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:25,004 they wanted me to build some power converter 161 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:27,632 to leech off a larger network. 162 00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:29,759 Okay? I'd never seen anything like it. 163 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:32,638 All right, I was halfway through programming that... 164 00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:36,016 you showed up. 165 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:47,903 Thanks for tellin' me all that, Ken. 166 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:51,239 Way my life works, 167 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:55,368 that's the most anybody's said to me in over five years. 168 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:57,913 It's mostly just screaming and begging. 169 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,084 It's nice to listen to somebody else talk. 170 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:13,511 Ain't nobody coming, chump. 171 00:09:13,512 --> 00:09:15,138 (MOTORCYCLE APPROACHES) 172 00:09:17,808 --> 00:09:19,935 At least nobody who ain't supposed to die. 173 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,690 TODD: You psychopath! 174 00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:27,858 You total asshole. I can't believe you did this to me! 175 00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:29,360 I can't even believe you did this to yourself! 176 00:09:29,361 --> 00:09:34,448 Looks like our suspect's undergone a profound change in attitude. 177 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:35,741 "Gordon Rimmer." 178 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,244 Interesting. 179 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:39,161 And look at all this stuff. 180 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:42,081 This guy really likes Lux DuJour. 181 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:43,624 You ever listen to any of his music? 182 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:46,043 - A bit loud for me. - Where's the clicker? 183 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:47,420 Look, 184 00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:48,713 Lux DuJour sucks, and I'm getting out of here now. 185 00:09:48,714 --> 00:09:50,631 Can't open the garage door. Too loud. 186 00:09:50,632 --> 00:09:53,259 Besides, we have to investigate the house. 187 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:54,552 Wasn't there-- 188 00:09:54,553 --> 00:09:57,513 Didn't Lux DuJour disappear? 189 00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,599 I vaguely recall it being a big story at the time. 190 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,309 Maybe he's in there! 191 00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:03,520 I am not investigating anything! 192 00:10:04,855 --> 00:10:06,690 Then how will you get your lottery ticket? 193 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:13,946 Are you insane? 194 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,657 Shh. 195 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,399 (VEHICLE APPROACHING) 196 00:10:58,659 --> 00:11:00,077 (ENGINE REVS) 197 00:11:03,372 --> 00:11:06,124 (ENGINE REVS) 198 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:23,475 (ENGINE REVS) (LIGHT SHATTERS) 199 00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:29,814 (POP METAL MUSIC PLAYS) (BARKING) 200 00:11:29,815 --> 00:11:30,899 (BARKS) 201 00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:34,111 (WHIMPERS & BARKS) 202 00:11:36,530 --> 00:11:37,572 (BARKING) 203 00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:40,908 Would you let me finish? (WHINING) 204 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:43,327 Go sit over there! God! 205 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,831 (PHONE RINGS) 206 00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:47,916 Hello? 207 00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:50,042 Hang on. 208 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,128 Hang on! 209 00:11:57,092 --> 00:11:58,593 GORDON: Well, we find them too. 210 00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:03,097 It's the two guys from the hotel. They're obviously in on it. 211 00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:06,016 The giraffe and the gorilla. 212 00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:07,477 You'd be upset too if a giraffe tried to kill you! 213 00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:14,818 Get back! 214 00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:21,615 She's right here with me now. 215 00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:24,827 Uh-huh. Yeah... 216 00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:26,288 Yeah. Well, where is he? 217 00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:29,457 What? I don't-- 218 00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:34,211 I don't care where she is, 'cause that's not my problem. 219 00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:35,796 Okay? And then what about-- 220 00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:37,715 What about Red, way out in the middle of nowhere? 221 00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:39,341 What about him? 222 00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:41,218 There's probably one of them still out there, 223 00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:42,094 and if that's the case, 224 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,888 then that's not good for any of us. 225 00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:45,681 Uh-huh. Yeah, well, no. 226 00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:49,059 And-- and we have to go to the animal transfer unit. 227 00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:52,146 There was a goddamn shootout. Bodies everywhere! 228 00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:55,399 - We've got to clean it up! - Did he say "bodies"? 229 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,151 ...Very simple thing. 230 00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:58,986 That should have been very super easy... 231 00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,613 This is really bad, Todd! 232 00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:02,323 I would never have done this alone! 233 00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:04,950 But you were right! That's Lydia Spring! 234 00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:06,660 This is a huge breakthrough! 235 00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:08,204 But it's possible we're going to die. 236 00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:09,163 God, I am so sorry. 237 00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:12,792 Oh, damn, we're really living on the edge here, man. 238 00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,210 I don't care that Rainey is dead! 239 00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:15,878 Rainey is not the Supreme Soul! 240 00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:18,215 I am the Supreme Soul! I am running things! 241 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,217 Yes! 242 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,179 ...And I'll tell you another thing. 243 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:27,515 Someone-- Someone is watching us. 244 00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:29,892 I can feel it. 245 00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:31,185 Oh, yeah, we're going to do something about it. 246 00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,937 We're going to take back control. 247 00:13:32,938 --> 00:13:34,688 We're going to take back control, 248 00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:36,315 and we are going to purify the situation. 249 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,441 He has a gun! 250 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:38,568 What? 251 00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:47,535 (BLOWS LANDING) 252 00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:48,829 (TASER DISCHARGES) 253 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:54,291 She broke the nose. 254 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:55,585 Yes. It is. 255 00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:59,588 Hello, friend. 256 00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:01,131 We are Ed, Zed, and Fred. 257 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,133 These are not our real names. 258 00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:05,302 What a relief. Those names are so stupid! 259 00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:07,012 This is one of our machines. 260 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,722 It's a very good machine. 261 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:11,308 Your dead friend over there had a bone saw. 262 00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:13,519 He told me he was going to cut my face off. 263 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,146 Yes, Ned liked to do that. 264 00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:18,816 Some people like to cut other people. 265 00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:21,735 Where is Lydia Spring? 266 00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:23,153 Why are you doing this to Patrick? 267 00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:26,824 We are not doing anything to the man Patrick Spring. 268 00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:29,577 His energy... 269 00:14:29,578 --> 00:14:31,496 out into the universe. 270 00:14:32,873 --> 00:14:35,458 You... you killed him? 271 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:38,586 He is dead. 272 00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:40,671 That is a fact, yes. 273 00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:44,550 And you were the person hired to protect him. 274 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:47,428 Him being dead seems to me an oversight on your part. 275 00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:49,221 In fact, it's quite the opposite condition 276 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,057 of the one you would like him to be in. 277 00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:57,771 Where is the kitten? 278 00:14:57,772 --> 00:15:02,443 How was Patrick Spring in two places at once? 279 00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:04,320 Who killed this man? 280 00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:05,863 ZED: She's not saying anything, Ed. 281 00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:08,032 Okay... Zed, 282 00:15:08,033 --> 00:15:11,535 will you expose her to the light? 283 00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:13,914 Yeah. Okay, Ed. 284 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:15,874 (POWER SURGES) 285 00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:21,545 Well, nothing left here. 286 00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:25,466 Call the crime scene guys to come and clean it up. 287 00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:29,136 Oh, and thank you for covering for me the other day. 288 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:30,054 Oh, it's no problem. 289 00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,805 I know you're going through some stuff, so... 290 00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:34,433 I'm figuring it out. Step by step. 291 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,477 Divorce is hard, Weedle, let me tell you. 292 00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:38,771 It's like becoming a whole other person. 293 00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:39,855 Right. 294 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,231 How's it going with Sammy? 295 00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:42,358 Oh... 296 00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:44,902 it's complicated. It's very complicated. 297 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:45,987 Whoa, whoa, whoa... 298 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:49,699 Look who it is. 299 00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:53,160 Estevez and Zimmerfield. 300 00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,537 - Nathan. Agent Weedle. - Hello. 301 00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,831 We were relieved you were still in town, 302 00:15:57,832 --> 00:16:00,459 worried you'd skipped out onto the next case. 303 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,294 Well, the opiate ring that Dorian Rothlighter was running 304 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,171 still exists, with or without him, 305 00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,839 so as long as your boy, Todd Brotzman, 306 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,550 remains a person of interest in your case, 307 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:11,595 I'd say he's a person of interest in ours, right? 308 00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,138 How about the other guy? What happened to him? 309 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:16,475 The other guy? Dirk Gently? 310 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,687 Word came from on high to let him go. 311 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,230 - Active state interest. - What, like, the CIA? 312 00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:23,023 - Something like that. - Exactly like that. 313 00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:24,858 Wow. You guys really 314 00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:26,485 have your hands full in Missing Persons. 315 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,112 Maybe Major Crimes should take a crack at it, 316 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:31,281 give you two guys a break. (LAUGHS) 317 00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:34,076 We're here about the bodies. 318 00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:36,787 Bodies? What bodies? 319 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:37,997 Men with tattoos, 320 00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:40,457 heavy tattoos all over. 321 00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:41,876 You didn't-- 322 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,839 You didn't transfer the bodies from the Patrick Spring case? 323 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,633 - No. What would we want with them? - We do not want bodies. 324 00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:50,718 No, we don't. 325 00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:52,094 ESTEVEZ: So you're saying there was no transfer? 326 00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:53,555 The FBI didn't... 327 00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:59,226 We gotta go. 328 00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:00,353 Bye. 329 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,857 Idiots. 330 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,357 Assholes. 331 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,317 All that matters is the girl. 332 00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:09,236 Patrick Spring is dead, 333 00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:12,365 but we can still save Lydia, yeah? That's our job. 334 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,078 Hey, buddy! 335 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,873 Think I figured out your problem. 336 00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:22,292 (GRUNTS) 337 00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:28,255 It's this carburetor. I think I can fix it up, 338 00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:33,719 - but... it's gonna take a bit of time. - Okay. Great, thank you. 339 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:37,556 You don't think there's a chance that you could, you know, 340 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:41,477 call a cab for me or something like that? 341 00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:43,437 We're lucky we met. 342 00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:46,356 Look at this. This road's empty. 343 00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:50,027 - Plenty of people die out here. - Hah! Right. 344 00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:53,363 No. You wouldn't. Or won't. Die. Nobody's gonna die ever! 345 00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:56,366 Some people will die, but that's just nature. 346 00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:57,743 It's all just nature. 347 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,996 Isn't it great that we're out here in nature together? 348 00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:03,083 Thank you. Thank you. 349 00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:04,917 You guys on drugs? 350 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,668 No! 351 00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:08,587 A cab? Really? 352 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:11,091 Why didn't you just ask him to fly you in a private jet? 353 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:19,556 - You want some raisins? - No. 354 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,141 Yes. 355 00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:23,228 I haven't eaten for over 24 hours. 356 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:32,152 When I was a kid, I was part of a... 357 00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,822 I don't know what it was. 358 00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:36,448 A few others like me, though. 359 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:39,076 Others like you? Assassins? 360 00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:42,412 I dunno. I never got to meet 'em. 361 00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:44,623 I heard about 'em, though. 362 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,668 I think about them sometimes. 363 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:52,214 Lot more people talking to me back then. 364 00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:54,884 So... Who is Dirk Gently? 365 00:18:58,096 --> 00:19:00,013 He came to me in a dream I had. 366 00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:02,392 The world will take me where I need to go. 367 00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:08,897 I'm like a leaf in the stream of creation... 368 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,733 until I find Dirk Gently, whoever or whatever that is, 369 00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:12,986 and then I'm a piranha. 370 00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:15,488 In the stream of creation. 371 00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:19,324 Speaking of, I should really kill this guy. 372 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,201 No, no, no. Wait, wait-- 373 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:22,327 Wait. wait. 374 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,621 - What? - Sorry. 375 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,123 We can't murder him. 376 00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:27,250 Why not? 377 00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:29,961 He's helping us! 378 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:35,884 Okay. If you say so. 379 00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:39,553 There must be a way to get Lydia out of here, 380 00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:40,470 and then we can-- 381 00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:42,307 Will you shut up for a minute, please? 382 00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,063 (SQUEAK) 383 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:56,737 It's just you, and you were already here. 384 00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:58,406 I don't know why I was startled, actually. 385 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,831 (WHIMPERS) 386 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,708 This is all my fault. Look, I-- 387 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,293 I have to tell you, okay? 388 00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:12,753 I'm sorry about what I did before. 389 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:13,754 With the lottery ticket. 390 00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:15,923 I think it was, in sight of hind, 391 00:20:15,924 --> 00:20:17,300 fairly messed up. 392 00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,431 GORDON: No. It's going to be a beautiful thing, you'll see. 393 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:25,600 (TOY SQUEAKS) 394 00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:31,647 Shh! 395 00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:32,940 GORDON: No, it's going to be beautiful. 396 00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:34,900 All right? This is just a speed bump. 397 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,652 Oh, it's a big speed bump. Yeah, thanks, Tips. 398 00:20:36,653 --> 00:20:38,654 I know that, but you know what else? 399 00:20:38,655 --> 00:20:40,197 Technically, we're winning! 400 00:20:40,198 --> 00:20:41,741 Uh-huh! (WHIMPERS) 401 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:45,244 Well, we kill them, of course. It's what we do. 402 00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:48,873 ...Both, yes, both. Why one? That doesn't make sense. 403 00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:58,173 (BARKING) Shh! 404 00:20:58,174 --> 00:20:59,884 (GROWLING) 405 00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:03,804 (BARKING) Go away!! 406 00:21:03,805 --> 00:21:05,348 GORDON: Rapunzel, what the hell are you doing in there? 407 00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:08,141 (PHONE RINGING) 408 00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:09,227 What the hell was that? 409 00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:12,438 You didn't silence your phone? 410 00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:17,860 (PHONE RINGING) 411 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:21,864 (PHONE RINGING) 412 00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:26,994 - You! - Me! It is. 413 00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:28,246 Wait, do I know you? 414 00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:30,290 Shit! 415 00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:36,212 (GUNSHOTS FIRING, PHONE RINGING) 416 00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:40,757 Rapunzel, what the-- (BARKING) 417 00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:41,926 (SCREAMS) 418 00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:44,344 (YELLING) 419 00:21:44,345 --> 00:21:45,555 (BARKING) 420 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:52,311 TODD: Hey, it's Todd. Leave a message. 421 00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:54,563 Hey, Todd, it's me. 422 00:21:54,564 --> 00:21:58,400 Um... I know that this might sound crazy, 423 00:21:58,401 --> 00:22:01,778 but... your friend, or your boss, 424 00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:05,407 or your acquaintance, or the detective guy... 425 00:22:05,408 --> 00:22:10,078 He didn't mention having any guys, like, following you, 426 00:22:10,079 --> 00:22:12,956 or anything like that, did he? 427 00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:16,002 'Cause... uh, there's this, um... 428 00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:19,921 You know what, never mind. (BEEPS OFF) 429 00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:21,257 (ENGINE REVS) 430 00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:41,027 What? What? What do you want? 431 00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:53,498 (SHIVERING) 432 00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:13,518 (SOBBING) 433 00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:21,317 (GLASS SMASHING) 434 00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:25,988 (ENGINE REVS) 435 00:23:40,211 --> 00:23:41,963 Okay... 436 00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:46,466 ESTEVEZ: All right, Creepy, 437 00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:48,468 we want answers, and we want them n-- 438 00:23:48,469 --> 00:23:49,761 Yes? Can I help you? 439 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:50,971 That's not him. 440 00:23:50,972 --> 00:23:51,805 Where's the other guy? 441 00:23:51,806 --> 00:23:52,806 "Other guy"? 442 00:23:52,807 --> 00:23:55,308 The other guy! The other guy! Where's the other guy? 443 00:23:55,309 --> 00:23:58,186 I'm sorry. I'm the only coroner on duty today. 444 00:23:58,187 --> 00:24:00,230 What department did you say you were from? 445 00:24:00,231 --> 00:24:01,773 Missing Persons. We had an appointment this morning. 446 00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:02,732 - This morning? - Yeah. 447 00:24:02,733 --> 00:24:04,652 - What time? - 9:00 a.m. 448 00:24:05,570 --> 00:24:07,404 - He wasn't here yet. - That's what he's about to say. 449 00:24:07,405 --> 00:24:08,865 I wasn't here yet. 450 00:24:10,158 --> 00:24:11,909 Someone is screwing with us. 451 00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:15,871 Dirk Gently. Todd Brotzman. 452 00:24:15,872 --> 00:24:17,330 Smoke and mirrors, man. 453 00:24:17,331 --> 00:24:19,374 I mean... 454 00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:21,586 something's for real actually goin' down. 455 00:24:25,715 --> 00:24:27,175 We are on our way now. 456 00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:32,345 So when the cops said "anything suspicious..." 457 00:24:32,346 --> 00:24:33,723 Right. 458 00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:37,017 Now, we follow up on this, 459 00:24:37,018 --> 00:24:39,478 that doesn't make us their bitch, right? 460 00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:40,979 I don't think so. 461 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:42,439 'Cause that... 462 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,066 that seems suspicious. 463 00:24:45,776 --> 00:24:46,943 We could just call them. 464 00:24:46,944 --> 00:24:47,987 And say what? 465 00:24:50,865 --> 00:24:54,326 - Yeah, we're not their bitch. - Right? 466 00:24:54,327 --> 00:24:55,703 Let's roll. 467 00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:15,139 (STARTLING) 468 00:25:16,265 --> 00:25:17,307 Got the dog. 469 00:25:17,308 --> 00:25:19,059 What? Why? 470 00:25:19,060 --> 00:25:20,602 The dog is important. 471 00:25:20,603 --> 00:25:22,979 Lots of animals in this case, it seems. 472 00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:25,106 The dog, the shark, the kitten-- 473 00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:26,149 What-- What kitten? 474 00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:28,235 Wait, no. Screw that. Never mind. 475 00:25:28,236 --> 00:25:30,362 How did you even hear about the shark? 476 00:25:30,363 --> 00:25:31,404 Mm? What are you talking about? 477 00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:32,864 Hours ago, in the bushes, 478 00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:34,491 before we were trapped in that guy's house, 479 00:25:34,492 --> 00:25:35,951 you said Patrick Spring was killed by a shark. 480 00:25:35,952 --> 00:25:37,577 You've got a great memory. 481 00:25:37,578 --> 00:25:39,120 How do you even know about the shark? 482 00:25:39,121 --> 00:25:41,248 - The hotel room? - I didn't know about that. 483 00:25:41,249 --> 00:25:43,333 No, never mind. Never mind. 484 00:25:43,334 --> 00:25:44,584 I-I-I did my duty. 485 00:25:44,585 --> 00:25:47,295 - I helped you steal a dog? - Ish. 486 00:25:47,296 --> 00:25:48,797 You did your duty-ish! 487 00:25:48,798 --> 00:25:51,466 You didn't even do a full half of a duty, you lazy man, Todd! 488 00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:53,635 You tricked me into breaking into a house with you. 489 00:25:53,636 --> 00:25:56,137 - You could've waited outside. - Someone shot at us! 490 00:25:56,138 --> 00:25:57,347 Hey, he only shot at me. 491 00:25:57,348 --> 00:25:59,474 And the house was even more mysterious, 492 00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:01,726 and we learned about that rock star, Lux DuJour. 493 00:26:01,727 --> 00:26:02,727 When did we learn about that? 494 00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:05,605 And this man, Gordon Rimmer, it's all very suspicious. 495 00:26:05,606 --> 00:26:07,358 (DOG BARKS) 496 00:26:07,858 --> 00:26:11,111 He called the human Lydia "Rapunzel," 497 00:26:11,112 --> 00:26:14,198 ergo, vis a vis, I forward a theory! 498 00:26:16,117 --> 00:26:17,909 Are you Lydia Spring? 499 00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:19,370 (BARKING) 500 00:26:21,205 --> 00:26:22,247 You are? 501 00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:23,582 TODD: I want to go home, 502 00:26:23,583 --> 00:26:25,750 but I know you'll just be there now, so it's like-- 503 00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:28,253 What we're dealing with here appears to be a criminal, 504 00:26:28,254 --> 00:26:29,838 or perhaps a group, 505 00:26:29,839 --> 00:26:33,258 that specializes in hypnotizing humans into believing they're specific dogs, 506 00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:35,969 and hypnotizing dogs into believing they're specific humans. 507 00:26:35,970 --> 00:26:37,721 I just want to go cash in my lottery ticket, 508 00:26:37,722 --> 00:26:39,973 - call my sister back, and-- - Todd, focus. 509 00:26:39,974 --> 00:26:42,434 What could Patrick Spring have done to anger an evil enclave 510 00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:44,144 of uncommonly specific dog hypnotists? 511 00:26:44,145 --> 00:26:46,938 They're not dog hypnotists! 512 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:50,817 Ah! You're about to forward a theory! Excellent! I'm listening! 513 00:26:50,818 --> 00:26:52,819 She clearly wanted to be there. 514 00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:54,988 She wasn't hypnotized, she wasn't tied up, 515 00:26:54,989 --> 00:26:56,406 there weren't bars on the windows, 516 00:26:56,407 --> 00:27:00,702 - and she seemed happy-- - Yes, like a happy dog. 517 00:27:00,703 --> 00:27:02,495 Just call the police. 518 00:27:02,496 --> 00:27:04,706 At this point, I can't explain why I was there, 519 00:27:04,707 --> 00:27:06,583 and I'm already in deep crap with them, 520 00:27:06,584 --> 00:27:08,627 so just-- just call them. Do it. Okay? 521 00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:12,088 I'm done, so you handle it now. 522 00:27:12,089 --> 00:27:13,716 You're still wearing the shower curtain! 523 00:27:19,639 --> 00:27:21,390 Hey, you think I like this? 524 00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:27,312 Isn't this your job? 525 00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:28,563 You're a detective. Don't you-- 526 00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:29,981 Because I'm trying to do the right thing, 527 00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:32,108 don't you understand? 528 00:27:32,109 --> 00:27:33,985 It's always... 529 00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:36,946 all these horrible things, 530 00:27:36,947 --> 00:27:39,240 and I get dragged right up next to them. 531 00:27:39,241 --> 00:27:40,450 Couldn't you just-- 532 00:27:40,451 --> 00:27:41,576 I mean, you could just walk away, 533 00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:44,871 - take whatever Spring paid you and-- - No. It's... 534 00:27:44,872 --> 00:27:47,791 The world will lead me where I need to go. 535 00:27:47,792 --> 00:27:52,420 I'm a... a leaf in the stream of creation, 536 00:27:52,421 --> 00:27:53,672 right up until I find 537 00:27:53,673 --> 00:27:56,801 whoever or whatever killed Patrick Spring. 538 00:27:58,135 --> 00:27:59,470 And then it will just... 539 00:28:00,096 --> 00:28:02,639 take me somewhere new. 540 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,475 What's with all your crap about taking control of your life? 541 00:28:05,476 --> 00:28:06,768 Just because you know you're playing a game 542 00:28:06,769 --> 00:28:08,437 doesn't mean you don't choose your moves. 543 00:28:09,897 --> 00:28:12,649 The cases I end up on-- 544 00:28:12,650 --> 00:28:14,651 if I don't solve them, 545 00:28:14,652 --> 00:28:16,237 no one does. 546 00:28:17,154 --> 00:28:18,239 (TEXT ALERT CHIMES) 547 00:28:23,494 --> 00:28:25,328 Oh dear. 548 00:28:25,329 --> 00:28:29,499 "We have your friend," and then a picture of a woman. 549 00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:30,458 Who's it from? 550 00:28:30,459 --> 00:28:32,585 The man, I assume, the bad man. 551 00:28:32,586 --> 00:28:34,003 How did he get your number? 552 00:28:34,004 --> 00:28:35,839 - I gave him my cards. - You gave him your card? 553 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:38,633 No, my cards, all of them. Self-defense. 554 00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:40,219 I do a lot of things, and then later I'm like-- 555 00:28:43,264 --> 00:28:46,600 You don't happen to know this woman, do you? 556 00:28:48,352 --> 00:28:49,729 (WHISPERS) Open this door. 557 00:28:51,188 --> 00:28:52,273 (TEXT ALERT CHIMES) 558 00:28:53,399 --> 00:28:57,152 DIRK: "Give us the dog or we will kill her. Eastgate Bridge. Midnight." 559 00:28:57,153 --> 00:29:00,948 Ha! See? I told you the dog was important! 560 00:29:02,700 --> 00:29:04,493 (BARKING) 561 00:29:15,963 --> 00:29:17,464 TODD: This is bad. 562 00:29:17,465 --> 00:29:19,758 This isn't going to work. This is a bad idea. 563 00:29:19,759 --> 00:29:21,509 Nonsense. This is the perfect opportunity 564 00:29:21,510 --> 00:29:23,678 - to get some answers. - The man shot at us. 565 00:29:23,679 --> 00:29:25,388 What if he just pulls a gun? 566 00:29:25,389 --> 00:29:29,018 Aha, that's why I brought... this. 567 00:29:30,436 --> 00:29:32,437 What's that supposed to do? 568 00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:35,523 Well, you know what they say about bringing a knife to a gun fight... 569 00:29:35,524 --> 00:29:37,442 That it's...bad? 570 00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:39,235 Oh, bloody hell, is that what that means? 571 00:29:39,236 --> 00:29:40,237 (HORN HONKING) 572 00:29:41,822 --> 00:29:43,616 DIRK: That's him. The man. 573 00:29:50,581 --> 00:29:51,998 What do we do? 574 00:29:51,999 --> 00:29:54,210 Well, I think... 575 00:29:54,668 --> 00:29:56,295 Aw... 576 00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:08,973 - Check this out. - All right. 577 00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:10,476 What have we got? 578 00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:14,646 Holy shit. That's the guy. That's... that's Todd Brotzman. 579 00:30:14,647 --> 00:30:16,856 And Dirk Gently. Full house. 580 00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:18,566 Missing Persons was actually onto something. 581 00:30:18,567 --> 00:30:21,027 We bring them in as soon as whatever this is is done. 582 00:30:21,028 --> 00:30:22,154 Got it. 583 00:30:28,244 --> 00:30:29,994 Is that the woman? 584 00:30:29,995 --> 00:30:31,329 I don't know her. 585 00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:33,998 Right, but that is a woman. 586 00:30:33,999 --> 00:30:36,543 What are you even talking about? 587 00:30:36,544 --> 00:30:38,003 GORDON: Get on your knees. 588 00:30:41,131 --> 00:30:43,341 Give me the dog, 589 00:30:43,342 --> 00:30:44,175 or I'll kill her! 590 00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:45,468 Give us the her 591 00:30:45,469 --> 00:30:47,345 or we'll throw the dog off the bridge! 592 00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:48,346 - What? - I'm bluffing, 593 00:30:48,347 --> 00:30:50,515 but if he shoots her, throw the dog off the bridge. 594 00:30:50,516 --> 00:30:53,017 - Why did you attack us? - We didn't! 595 00:30:53,018 --> 00:30:55,854 - How do you know who we are? - We don't. 596 00:30:55,855 --> 00:30:57,272 - Where is the kitten? - What kitten? 597 00:30:57,273 --> 00:30:58,231 Who's that woman? 598 00:30:58,232 --> 00:31:00,275 - You don't know her? - Do you? 599 00:31:00,276 --> 00:31:04,070 - Why did you burn my house down? - I burnt your house down? 600 00:31:04,071 --> 00:31:06,364 - Where's Lydia? - She's not here. 601 00:31:06,365 --> 00:31:08,199 (DOG BARKS) Bring me the dog. 602 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,201 - Why do you want it? - Why did you take it? 603 00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:12,453 - We don't know! - Why did you kill Patrick Spring? 604 00:31:12,454 --> 00:31:14,081 - We didn't. - Did you? 605 00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:16,499 GORDON: Just...just bring me the dog! 606 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:17,917 What the hell are they talking about? 607 00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:20,086 Dogs? Cats? I don't know. 608 00:31:20,087 --> 00:31:22,463 These are the stupidest goddamn people alive. 609 00:31:22,464 --> 00:31:23,673 What do we do? 610 00:31:23,674 --> 00:31:25,758 I... I don't know. 611 00:31:25,759 --> 00:31:28,220 I'll kill her! I swear! 612 00:31:31,974 --> 00:31:34,101 Todd... Todd, wait! Maybe... 613 00:31:40,816 --> 00:31:42,233 TODD: Let the woman go. 614 00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:44,777 No, no, no, no, no. She stays with us. 615 00:31:44,778 --> 00:31:46,863 - That wasn't the deal. - There's no deal. 616 00:31:46,864 --> 00:31:48,198 Shit! He's right! 617 00:31:49,116 --> 00:31:50,618 Bring me the dog! 618 00:31:56,415 --> 00:31:57,707 GORDON: What are you doing? What are you doing? 619 00:31:57,708 --> 00:32:00,043 - No! - Let the woman go or I drop it. 620 00:32:00,044 --> 00:32:02,754 Just let her go now! 621 00:32:02,755 --> 00:32:04,589 You are poking a bear, my friend! 622 00:32:04,590 --> 00:32:07,550 We will burn the soul out of your body for what you've done to us. 623 00:32:07,551 --> 00:32:10,094 What are you talking about? What did we do to you? 624 00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:13,806 - Don't drop my dog! - Let her go now or I drop it, I swear to God-- 625 00:32:13,807 --> 00:32:15,600 - Let her go! - No, no, no, no, no. 626 00:32:15,601 --> 00:32:16,810 (GIRL'S VOICE) No! 627 00:32:18,145 --> 00:32:19,020 Help me! 628 00:32:19,021 --> 00:32:20,104 (SCREAMING) 629 00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:21,481 No! 630 00:32:21,482 --> 00:32:23,483 Holy shit! It's going down. 631 00:32:23,484 --> 00:32:24,609 (SCREAMING) 632 00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:26,487 I'm coming! (SCREAMING) 633 00:32:27,404 --> 00:32:29,447 (GRUNTING) (WEAPON CHARGING) 634 00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:30,823 Todd! Men! 635 00:32:30,824 --> 00:32:32,576 (FIRING) 636 00:32:33,702 --> 00:32:34,995 (GUNSHOT) 637 00:32:37,206 --> 00:32:38,415 No! 638 00:32:40,084 --> 00:32:41,335 Nathan! 639 00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:44,254 Put that down-- (GUN FIRES) 640 00:32:46,048 --> 00:32:47,799 (GRUNTING) 641 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,175 DIRK: Todd, what happened? 642 00:32:49,176 --> 00:32:50,843 TODD: I saw a human face on the dog! 643 00:32:50,844 --> 00:32:51,929 (GRUNTING) 644 00:32:52,388 --> 00:32:53,973 Rapunzel! 645 00:32:55,057 --> 00:32:56,100 (GROANING) 646 00:32:59,228 --> 00:33:00,521 (ACCELERATING) 647 00:33:02,439 --> 00:33:03,732 (SCREAMING) 648 00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:08,444 (GORDON CURSING) 649 00:33:08,445 --> 00:33:11,447 - Did you find the dog? - No. 650 00:33:11,448 --> 00:33:13,074 And what the hell happened? Who shot Fred? 651 00:33:13,075 --> 00:33:15,159 There were two men hiding under the bridge. 652 00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,579 One we released from his body, the other still lives. 653 00:33:19,415 --> 00:33:22,543 They threw the goddamn dog off the bridge. 654 00:33:23,794 --> 00:33:26,170 Did you see it come out of the water? 655 00:33:26,171 --> 00:33:27,630 No. Very busy. 656 00:33:27,631 --> 00:33:29,716 It's in control. Everything's gonna be fine. 657 00:33:29,717 --> 00:33:31,343 It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine. 658 00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:36,723 Wait a second, there's two guys. You said you got two guys. 659 00:33:36,724 --> 00:33:37,640 Who were those two guys? 660 00:33:37,641 --> 00:33:40,102 I don't know. They had these. 661 00:33:42,271 --> 00:33:43,814 What the hell is this? What the... 662 00:33:45,149 --> 00:33:46,899 FBI? 663 00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:50,028 You gotta be goddamn kidding me. 664 00:33:50,029 --> 00:33:51,572 And this one's still alive? 665 00:33:53,449 --> 00:33:54,533 He is. 666 00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:02,665 How would you like to be a secret agent? 667 00:34:02,666 --> 00:34:03,917 (LAUGHS) 668 00:34:06,003 --> 00:34:08,630 GORDON: All right. All right. All right. Let's go. 669 00:34:12,259 --> 00:34:13,760 (SLAMMING HOOD) 670 00:34:13,761 --> 00:34:16,220 That'll do it. 671 00:34:16,221 --> 00:34:18,848 Sorry it took longer than I thought. 672 00:34:18,849 --> 00:34:20,516 You should go. 673 00:34:20,517 --> 00:34:21,392 What? 674 00:34:21,393 --> 00:34:22,770 Run! 675 00:34:26,648 --> 00:34:28,859 You realize I'm gonna take the car. 676 00:34:30,486 --> 00:34:32,236 Take the car? What? What? Why? 677 00:34:32,237 --> 00:34:33,571 You must be-- 678 00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:37,492 hell, you must be the tenth couple we've found out here. 679 00:34:37,493 --> 00:34:39,368 We shoot you in the head, 680 00:34:39,369 --> 00:34:41,287 cut you up, 681 00:34:41,288 --> 00:34:43,082 sell the car for pieces... 682 00:34:44,374 --> 00:34:45,708 cut that up too. 683 00:34:45,709 --> 00:34:48,711 What? Wait, wait, wait. Listen, listen, listen. 684 00:34:48,712 --> 00:34:49,838 I'm listening. 685 00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:56,887 Look, man, you're the one that's in danger, okay? 686 00:35:00,057 --> 00:35:01,683 Can I kill him now? 687 00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:04,852 You're embarrassing yourself. 688 00:35:04,853 --> 00:35:07,313 Yes? (MAN LAUGHS) 689 00:35:07,314 --> 00:35:10,818 (GUNFIRE) 690 00:35:13,237 --> 00:35:14,988 (GUN CLICKS) 691 00:35:17,658 --> 00:35:19,034 (CLICK) 692 00:35:20,369 --> 00:35:21,703 Okay? 693 00:35:23,247 --> 00:35:25,165 (GRUNTS) 694 00:35:35,801 --> 00:35:37,344 There goes that. 695 00:35:40,889 --> 00:35:43,599 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Jesus Christ! 696 00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:45,309 Did you just dodge a bullet? 697 00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:47,854 No. Bullet dodged me. 698 00:35:47,855 --> 00:35:50,565 I can't be hurt, universe won't allow it. 699 00:35:50,566 --> 00:35:52,733 Only constants are me and gravity. 700 00:35:52,734 --> 00:35:54,944 I'm special that way. 701 00:35:54,945 --> 00:35:56,530 You're insane. 702 00:36:04,204 --> 00:36:05,581 See? 703 00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:09,125 (CLICK) 704 00:36:09,126 --> 00:36:10,251 (GUNSHOT) 705 00:36:10,252 --> 00:36:11,544 (CLICK) 706 00:36:11,545 --> 00:36:13,045 (GUNSHOT) 707 00:36:13,046 --> 00:36:14,422 (CLICK) 708 00:36:14,423 --> 00:36:15,591 (GUNSHOT) 709 00:36:17,009 --> 00:36:18,343 (CLICK) 710 00:36:21,096 --> 00:36:22,638 Ho...ly... 711 00:36:22,639 --> 00:36:23,849 Whaddya know? 712 00:36:31,064 --> 00:36:32,815 You said you kill whoever you meet. 713 00:36:32,816 --> 00:36:34,026 That's right. 714 00:36:35,777 --> 00:36:38,863 I'm still here. 715 00:36:38,864 --> 00:36:40,532 You haven't killed me yet. 716 00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:44,785 That's true. 717 00:36:44,786 --> 00:36:46,914 I guess that must mean you're special too. 718 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:52,711 (CAR ENGINE STARTS) 719 00:37:01,511 --> 00:37:03,222 Would you get in the car? 720 00:37:15,609 --> 00:37:17,069 They'll see you now, sir. 721 00:37:24,868 --> 00:37:26,369 Thank you for coming, Colonel. 722 00:37:26,370 --> 00:37:28,204 Where's General Kinsey? 723 00:37:28,205 --> 00:37:30,499 You don't report to him anymore. You report to me. 724 00:37:31,667 --> 00:37:32,875 I'm Wilson. 725 00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:34,543 This oversight committee has been reviewing 726 00:37:34,544 --> 00:37:35,753 Project "Black Wing." 727 00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:37,755 Then you know that I've been operating 728 00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:39,924 under an extremely limited budget. 729 00:37:39,925 --> 00:37:43,386 - Given Black Wing's significance... - Significance? 730 00:37:43,387 --> 00:37:46,055 While you did discover some interesting phenomena, 731 00:37:46,056 --> 00:37:50,393 your research was inconclusive and without definable results. 732 00:37:50,394 --> 00:37:51,936 Mistakes were made. 733 00:37:51,937 --> 00:37:54,730 And worse is that you failed to keep the subjects contained 734 00:37:54,731 --> 00:37:56,399 and recover them from the initial breach. 735 00:37:56,400 --> 00:38:00,194 Now we have potentially dangerous individuals at large-- 736 00:38:00,195 --> 00:38:01,070 over 30 of them. 737 00:38:01,071 --> 00:38:03,948 And currently, we only have budget to surveil one... 738 00:38:03,949 --> 00:38:05,158 "Icarus." 739 00:38:07,828 --> 00:38:09,829 The one currently going by the name "Dirk Gently." 740 00:38:09,830 --> 00:38:11,664 The fact is, Ma'am, there's a reason 741 00:38:11,665 --> 00:38:14,083 that we haven't tried to bring in suspects after 15 years. 742 00:38:14,084 --> 00:38:15,835 They cannot be contained. 743 00:38:15,836 --> 00:38:19,088 I believe that we have an undetermined threat out there, 744 00:38:19,089 --> 00:38:20,382 and I don't like it. 745 00:38:21,174 --> 00:38:22,301 Not one bit. 746 00:38:23,593 --> 00:38:30,308 You claim that you have unique insight into these subjects? 747 00:38:30,309 --> 00:38:33,185 Well, I am giving you one last chance, Colonel. 748 00:38:33,186 --> 00:38:36,605 Bring them back in yourself, because right now, 749 00:38:36,606 --> 00:38:39,734 they are merely another loose end that needs to be snipped. 750 00:38:39,735 --> 00:38:43,029 We have many threats to deal with. 751 00:38:43,030 --> 00:38:44,322 Too many. Do you understand? 752 00:38:44,323 --> 00:38:46,532 - Surely you're not proposing-- - And if you fail again, 753 00:38:46,533 --> 00:38:48,743 the former Black Wing subjects will be eliminated, 754 00:38:48,744 --> 00:38:50,328 starting with Dirk Gently. 755 00:38:50,329 --> 00:38:52,330 I think you're overestimating your ability to-- 756 00:38:52,331 --> 00:38:54,165 All of them. 757 00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:55,334 Eliminated. 758 00:38:59,004 --> 00:39:00,964 (POP METAL PLAYS) 759 00:39:11,433 --> 00:39:13,643 (PLAYS DRUMS) 760 00:39:17,939 --> 00:39:20,441 (ENGINE REVS) 761 00:39:20,442 --> 00:39:22,569 (GAGGED PROTESTS) 762 00:39:26,365 --> 00:39:28,240 God, how is your place so much nicer than mine? 763 00:39:28,241 --> 00:39:31,036 Pounds to the dollar, I think. Exchange rate. Maths. 764 00:39:34,414 --> 00:39:36,374 Hey, hi. 765 00:39:36,375 --> 00:39:38,084 What... what happened? 766 00:39:38,085 --> 00:39:40,711 We got you away from those-- 767 00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:42,046 the other guys, 768 00:39:42,047 --> 00:39:43,881 so just... 769 00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:44,715 lay here, 770 00:39:44,716 --> 00:39:47,052 and I'll get you a glass of water? 771 00:39:51,598 --> 00:39:53,057 Thank you for helping me through that. 772 00:39:53,058 --> 00:39:54,975 I don't know what I would've done if you hadn't been there. 773 00:39:54,976 --> 00:39:57,561 Yeah, well, I was there. 774 00:39:57,562 --> 00:39:59,188 You're really brave, sort of. 775 00:39:59,189 --> 00:40:03,109 Like crazy brave. Or maybe just stupid, but wow. 776 00:40:03,110 --> 00:40:05,069 And also surprisingly incapable. 777 00:40:05,070 --> 00:40:06,445 How've you survived this long? 778 00:40:06,446 --> 00:40:08,114 Well, that's why I needed you. 779 00:40:08,115 --> 00:40:10,825 Ha! God, how crazy was that? 780 00:40:10,826 --> 00:40:13,202 Those guys are total nutjobs. 781 00:40:13,203 --> 00:40:14,912 You think they're the ones who killed Patrick Spring? 782 00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:15,746 I'm not sure yet. 783 00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:17,081 Well, it's got to be connected, right? 784 00:40:17,082 --> 00:40:19,458 I mean, maybe they're part of the same group. 785 00:40:19,459 --> 00:40:21,252 The guys at the hotel, 786 00:40:21,253 --> 00:40:23,254 the corpses-- the ones who weren't Spring-- 787 00:40:23,255 --> 00:40:25,506 they had the same tattoos we saw tonight. 788 00:40:25,507 --> 00:40:26,758 It is connected. 789 00:40:27,884 --> 00:40:29,343 Dirk... 790 00:40:29,344 --> 00:40:31,470 I saw something... 791 00:40:31,471 --> 00:40:34,557 Crazier than the dog, something else. I don't know how to describe it, but-- 792 00:40:34,558 --> 00:40:35,725 (MEOWING) 793 00:40:36,726 --> 00:40:37,810 TODD: Whose cat is that? 794 00:40:37,811 --> 00:40:40,688 Oh, it's the one from the crime scene. The one everyone's been looking for. 795 00:40:40,689 --> 00:40:41,897 (MEOWING) 796 00:40:41,898 --> 00:40:43,774 What? Um, hold on-- 797 00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:44,692 Dirk? 798 00:40:44,693 --> 00:40:46,111 Hi, Farah. 799 00:40:48,196 --> 00:40:49,780 - You know her? - Well, I-- 800 00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:51,532 So when they said that they have your friend, 801 00:40:51,533 --> 00:40:52,783 they meant your friend? 802 00:40:52,784 --> 00:40:53,909 More of an acquaintance, really. 803 00:40:53,910 --> 00:40:54,995 Mother... 804 00:40:55,704 --> 00:40:58,373 (PLAYING DRUMS) 805 00:41:02,586 --> 00:41:04,004 (ENGINE REVS) 56183

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