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What are you doing?
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The light is red, so I came to a stop.
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You're in a stolen cop car
with a dead hooker in the trunk.
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You don't have to obey traffic laws.
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I know I don't have to.
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The fun is choosing to.
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Hey. Missed you guys
at the faculty mixer.
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Oh, you should have been there.
Dessert was bananas.
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Sorry, that was misleading.
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The dessert was pie,
but the pie was bananas.
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Actually, the pie was cherry,
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but the taste of the pie was bananas.
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Those mixers are such
a waste of University money.
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If they spend less money
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on frivolous nonsense and more money
on science, we'd all be better off.
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You're a theoretical physicist.
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What more do you need
than an office and a white board?
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Someday my new formulas
on entropy decrease
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due to quantum de-coherence
will need to be tested
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and that will require funding.
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Your theories are pretty abstract.
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I wouldn't even know how to design
an experiment to prove them.
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Says the experimental physicist.
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Well, I know a place the University
can make some cuts.
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Bye, Leonard.
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One second, he's got a point.
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In order to corroborate
your string theory research,
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you'd have to create a black hole.
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Wouldn't that destroy the Earth?
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Well, perhaps.
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But we'd all go to the grave
knowing I was right.
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I guess you could create
a contained microscopic black hole.
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Huh!
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Interesting.
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Welcome back, Leonard.
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Sorry, you're out.
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What did I do?
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Exactly.
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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Ooh! This one's pretty.
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Mmm, my mother wouldn't approve.
Shows too much clavicle.
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She calls it "the bosom's welcome mat."
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I can't wait to get drunk
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and pick a fight with her
at your wedding.
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It's just so hard to tell
what will look good on me.
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No, this is just to give you ideas,
you know.
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Do you want something
simple and elegant?
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Do you want a train-
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Oh! We're talking about trains.
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Not the kind of trains you like.
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Oh, I like all kinds of trains.
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Steam, diesel, coal, elevated, bullet.
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Now, I defy you
to name a train that I don't like.
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The kind on the back of a wedding dress?
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I did not see that coming, good job.
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Although, while we're on
the subject of fashion,
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lam asking the University
for some funding tomorrow.
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What should I wear?
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I've got a push-up bra I can loan you
that always gets me free drinks.
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How much money are you asking for?
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$500 million.
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Then I'd go no bra.
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What do you need that kind of money for?
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I have figured out
an experimental design
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that may corroborate
my latest thinking on string theory.
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I just need 2,148 high-power lasers
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to compress 20 mg of gold
into a small enough volume
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to make a microscopic black hole.
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- Just nod.
- Mmm.
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Sheldon, they're not gonna give you
half a billion dollars.
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I mean, they won't even
give me that much
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and I keep promising I can make
people's brains grow younger.
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Can you?
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(WHISPERS) No.
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But I need it.
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It's the only way
to settle the contradictions
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between gravity and quantum mechanics.
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Well, it's too much money,
you can't ask for that all at once.
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Well, what if I ask for it
in six easy installments
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of $%3,333,333.33'?
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Okay, what if you asked for $20 million?
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Yeah, I'm sorry,
I'm trying to do science,
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not hire Lady Gaga
to come to my birthday.
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Do you even know who Lady Gaga is?
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Presumably the wife of Lord Gaga.
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Sheldon, you know, Penny's got a point.
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Sometimes when you want
something big from someone,
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you gotta to be careful
not to scare them away, you know.
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You've gotta start small
and build up slowly,
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even if it takes eight years.
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Eight long years.
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That's oddly specific.
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Have you ever done that?
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Nope.
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So, with this level of high-power
laser array, we would actually be able
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to solve the black hole information
paradox once and for all.
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That's impressive, and how much funding
were you looking for?
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$20 million.
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Really? You think you can build that
for $20 million?
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Not a chance.
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I'm sorry,
then why are you asking me for it?
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Because once you've spent $20 million,
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you're much more likely
to give me an additional $50.
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So actually what you're saying is
with $70 million you can build this.
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I see why you'd think that, but no.
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You can't go to the board of trustees
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and say you gave Sheldon Cooper
$70 million
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and have nothing to show for it.
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No. The only way you'd be
able to save face is to double down.
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- So $140?
- And then double again.
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$280?
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And then good news, not quite,
double again.
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So, what do you say? We have a deal?
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- He said no?
- No.
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That's only a two-letter word.
You're gonna have to double down.
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I'm sorry, Sheldon,
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but this sort of thing happens.
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Higgs had to wait almost 50 years
before they built a collider
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big enough to prove his theory.
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50 years?
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But I want to play with it now.
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You just have to wait
for science to catch up,
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or technology to get cheaper.
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Think about DVD players,
they used to cost like $1,000,
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but just the other day
I used one to smash a bug.
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Yeah, you just have to be patient.
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But what if while I'm being patient
someone more relentless than me
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badgers their university
into giving them money?
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If there's someone more relentless
than you, I'd like to meet them.
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I would not.
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I'm not waiting
for the University to come around.
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I'll find another way
to raise the money.
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Ooh! If it's one of those booths
where we can throw a pie at you
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I'm in for, like, 20 bucks.
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Forty bucks if I can throw a DVD player.
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Would you like some champagne?
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- Oh, thank you.
- Thanks.
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Sure.
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This is nice.
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What, helping Amy find a dress
or day-drinking?
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It's just nice, okay.
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What do you think?
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Amy, oh, my God.
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You look so beautiful.
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I feel beautiful.
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And look, both clavicles.
Take that, Mom.
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You know what they say,
if got 'em flaunt 'em.
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Is it possible that
the very first dress is the dress?
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No. Don't be silly, you can't buy
the first dress you try on.
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That'd be like marrying
the first guy that you...
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You can't buy
the first dress you try on.
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Little finger sandwiches, too.
This place is amazing.
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Interesting thing
about finger sandwiches,
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you put enough of them together,
you've got a sandwich.
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AMY: Guys, we have a problem.
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- Are you okay?
- What's wrong?
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I look amazing in all of these dresses!
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Look at your waist,
where you been hiding that thing?
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Bernadette, stop. (CHUCKLES)
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Penny, you say something nice now.
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Boy, you know,
when Sheldon sees you in that dress,
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he's gonna wanna
methodically take it off, fold it up,
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carefully place it in a storage box,
label it, and then ravish you.
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Should I try on some more?
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Are you having fun?
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Am I having fun being beautiful?
Of course I am!
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All right, keep going.
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AMY: This is it.
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This is the one.
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Do you love it?
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Do you?
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I do.
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Wow.
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Also wow.
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- Hello, Leonard.
- Hi.
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Are you doing anything?
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No, I'm just sitting here at my desk
typing on my computer for nothing.
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That was my guess,
but I didn't want to assume.
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Can you help me
shoot my kick-starter video?
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Do you really think people are gonna
give you half a billion dollars?
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Of course not, but if I can raise enough
seed money to show that I'm serious,
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I should be able to attract
some major investors.
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And look at the cool incentives
I'm offering.
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"For $50,000, I will examine your diet
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"and create a customized
bathroom schedule."
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That's fitting,
50 grand down the toilet.
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How about this. "For $100,000
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"I will design the flag of your house
or apartment,
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"and for $1 million
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"I will come over and tell you
what's wrong with you."
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Aw! All these years
I've been getting that for free.
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Don't be smug, Leonard.
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That's one of things
that's wrong with you.
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Well, that was a successful trip.
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Yes.
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Amy found a dress that she liked.
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She sure did.
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She found a dress that looked like...
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Like it made her happy.
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She did look happy.
I mean, her face was just glowing, so...
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Yeah, we should make sure
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the photographer knows to just
really get in there.
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So, we agree it's awful?
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That dress should be set on fire.
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Should we say something?
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No, we can't.
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Don't you think she brought us with her
because she wants our honest opinion?
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No one wants that.
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I do.
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No, ya don't.
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I don't want her to look back
and think she made some awful mistake.
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You mean, like your dumb
Cookie Monster tattoo?
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See, was that fun?
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Someone's gonna say something
and it should be us now
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instead of everyone at her wedding.
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Okay, but as long as we do it gently.
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And together.
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What about my dress?
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Don't you like it?
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- I don't.
- It's beautiful.
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Hey, Stuart,
I'd like to sell some comic books.
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Oh! I know all about that.
Step one is flunk out of art school.
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Why are you selling them?
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The University is refusing
to fund my experiment,
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so I need to raise money
and do it on my own.
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How much do you need?
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For a start,
I'm trying to raise $500,000.
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Well, I hope you have that rare Superman
printed on the skin of actual Superman.
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I know you're making a joke,
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but I really do have
some valuable issues in here.
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And this is just the first box of many.
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All right, let's see what you got.
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Is this a complete run
of Todd McFarlane's Spawn?
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(GASPS)
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Yes.
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Ooh! Look at this, Giant-Size X-Men #1,
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Len Wein's relaunch of the franchise.
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Yeah, I know what it is.
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I'm the one who bought it, bagged it,
boarded it and taped it shut
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while wearing white cotton gloves.
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Okay, well, I... You know, I'm gonna
have to open it to assess its condition.
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(SIGHS)
Just be gentle,
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It's never felt
the touch of a man before.
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You don't seem like
you really want to sell these.
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Of course I don't wanna sell these.
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These are all important to me,
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but not as important as science.
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And if this is the sacrifice
I need to make, then so be it.
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Okay, why don't you
leave these here with me
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and I'll price them out for you?
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Is it okay if I stand here and watch?
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Sure.
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If anyone asks, tell them I was brave.
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Hey, I can't believe
you just threw me under the bus.
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I know, right? That was crazy.
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Do you know how that makes me look?
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That's an easy one, bad.
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Why didn't you tell her
that you don't like the dress either?
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What happened to our united front?
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I'm sorry,
is this your first day being a girl?
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Oh! Did your mom pack your lunch?
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Of course not.
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Do you know how much it costs
to pack a tuna fish sandwich in dry ice
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and overnight it from Texas?
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Well, I do, and my mother says
it's too expensive.
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- I like tuna fish.
- Do you want it?
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I'll sell it to you for $5,000.
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How's the fundraising going?
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That depends. Raj, was that a yes?
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- No.
- It's going badly.
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How much have you raised?
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Well, with my kick-starter campaign,
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Selling my collectibles
and the money in my bank account,
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about $65,000.
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Wow! That's a lot.
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Not enough.
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It's so frustrating
that science should be held hostage
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to the almighty dollar.
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Don't give up,
you'll find that money somewhere.
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- You really think so?
- No, but it's good that he has a hobby.
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You ever thought of going to Vegas?
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Can you be more specific?
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Las Vegas.
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Oh! You mean gambling?
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Oh, well that's not the worst idea.
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Um, it is the worst idea,
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and I'm including the year
that Raj wore nothing but tracksuits.
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Ordinary people can't beat a casino,
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but mathematicians and scientists,
they do it all the time.
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A group of students from MIT
took Las Vegas for millions
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and that's MIT.
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Howard went there.
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Come on, Sheldon, I'll give you a ride
out to the desert right now.
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No one is going to Vegas.
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We weren't gonna make it to Vegas.
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Hi, do you have a minute?
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Depends, is what I'm wearing okay
or should I go change first?
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Look, I'm sorry.
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I never should've said
I didn't like your dress.
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It's your wedding and all that matters
is that you feel beautiful.
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Thank you.
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So, are we good?
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No. We're not good, you ruined my dress.
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What? ljust said you should wear it.
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Well, I can't wear it now.
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I mean, I know you hate it.
That's all I'm gonna be thinking about.
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No, I don't hate it.
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I asked if you liked it and you said no.
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There is a lot of room
between "don't like" and "hate."
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You know, it's where you find
rice pudding and jazz.
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Anyway, who cares what I think?
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I do.
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You're the coolest, prettiest,
best-dressed person in my life.
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Okay, that would be flattering, except
I know all the people in your life.
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Look, Amy, I don't know what to say.
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I think I got stuck on the fact
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that it's not a dress I would choose,
but it shouldn't be.
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You know, it's your dress.
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I mean, hey, would you marry Leonard?
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Ew!
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00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:15,774
Okay, a simple "no"
would've been fine, but...
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You see my point?
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That we're different people.
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Yes.
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And from now on I'm gonna remember
that this wedding is all about you.
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I appreciate that.
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You're a good maid of honor.
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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It's Bernadette. Hello?
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I feel bad about
hanging Penny out to dry.
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The truth is,
I don't like the dress either.
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Are you kidding me?
Now Bernadette doesn't like the dress.
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She is the worst.
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Anyone seen Sheldon?
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00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,728
Last time I saw Sheldon
was this morning.
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Careful, don't say his name
a third time.
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You don't think
he actually went to Las Vegas, do you?
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(ROULETTE CLICKING)
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Five red.
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(DIGITAL BEEPING)
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This is it.
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- Is everything okay, sir?
- Oh! Hi.
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It's better than okay.
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00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:17,041
I am a physicist and I've been
observing this wheel for hours
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00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:19,918
and running a chi-square analysis,
which is how I know
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00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:24,173
that the ball is far more likely
to land on 32, 17 or five.
347
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,300
So if you could hold off
on replacing this wheel,
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00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,926
I'd like to make several large bets.
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00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:31,926
Well, good for you. Pelican.
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00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:33,844
What's pelican?
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Sir, would you come with us?
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00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,978
No, I have to place my bet first.
This is for science.
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- Seventeen black.
- No!
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No!
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Guess who's no longer allowed
to set foot in...
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(GASPS) Wow!
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You look beautiful.
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Really?
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'Cause I was gonna return it.
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00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,049
Why would you return it?
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00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:10,223
You look like a pile of swans.
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I'm so glad you like it,
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'cause it's gonna be my wedding dress.
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I can't wait to marry you.
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00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,201
Why do you smell like smoke?
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I was in Vegas.
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00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:35,831
Vegas?
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00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:38,329
Oh! I'm sorry. Las Vegas.
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