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Hey, Rach, listen.
Did you know that during pregnancy...
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...your fingers swell up to twice
their size and never go back?
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Oh, my God. Let me see that.
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You fall for it every time.
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Hey. Look, I brought you
my old maternity clothes.
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Oh, Pheebs, that's so sweet.
Oh, those are so cute.
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And look. See how they expand
as the baby grows?
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And then after the baby's born,
they're great for shoplifting melons.
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Oh, good, you're all here.
Okay, Thanksgiving tomorrow, 4:00.
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Oh. And guess who I invited? Remember
that guy Will Culvert from high school?
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- No.
- He was in Ross' class.
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Marching band, was kind of overweight.
Well, really overweight.
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I mean, I was his thin friend.
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Wow, I don't remember him.
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Are you sure you're not talking about
your imaginary boyfriend?
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No, that was Jared.
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Wow. Haven't thought about him
in a long time.
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Anyway, um, Will's here on business...
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...and he didn't have a place to go
so I invited him here.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Oh, by the way,
he's lost a bunch of weight.
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I mean, he looks good.
Okay, I mean really, really gorgeous.
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- I still love Chandler.
- Wouldn't hurt you to say it once in a while.
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Okay, also, just so you know,
I'm not gonna make a turkey this year.
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- What?
- Well, Phoebe doesn't eat turkey.
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- Phoebe.
- Turkeys are beautiful, intelligent animals.
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No, they're not.
They're ugly and stupid and delicious.
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All right, it's not just Phoebe.
Will's still on a diet...
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...Chandler doesn't eat
Thanksgiving food...
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...and Rachel's having
her aversion to poultry.
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She is?
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Yeah, remember I had to leave
the other day when you had that chicken?
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I thought that was just because
I put the whole thing on my hand...
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...and made it walk across the table.
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It just doesn't seem worth it to make
a whole turkey for three people.
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It's a lot of work.
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But you gotta have turkey
on Thanksgiving.
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I mean, Thanksgiving with no turkey
is like Fourth of July with no apple pie.
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Or Friday with no two pizzas.
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All right, fine, if it means that much to you,
but there's gonna be a ton left over.
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No, there won't.
I promise I will finish that turkey.
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All right, you're telling me you can eat
almost an entire turkey in one sitting?
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That's right. Because I'm a Tribbiani.
This is what we do.
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We may not be great thinkers
or world leaders.
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We don't read a lot or run very fast,
but damn it, we can eat.
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Four wide receivers. On third and 18.
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Hey, isn't it weird to think about
how next year at this time...
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...there'll be a little baby at the table?
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Rachel's.
But good to know where you're at.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Happy Thanksgiving.
- You too.
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- Anything I can do to help?
- Actually, there is.
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Chandler usually helps but he's into
the game so I don't wanna bother him.
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- Could you help me fold these napkins?
- Sure.
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I'm gonna go across the hall
to check on the yams.
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- Okay.
- No, no, no, sweetie. No, not like that.
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We're not at a barn dance.
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You wanna fold them like swans.
Like I showed you at Christmas, remember?
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Yeah, it all just came
screaming back to me.
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- So how's the game?
- I have no idea.
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What?
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Yeah, I'm just pretending to watch the game
so I don't have to help out with stuff.
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I don't believe you. That is brilliant.
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- And Monica has no idea?
- Nope.
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Every once in a while
I just yell and scream stuff at the TV.
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Hey, what...? Hey!
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- Is your team winning, hon?
- Oh, yeah. Anderson just scored again.
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There's no Anderson.
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Oh, I wanna get in on this. Hey, Mon?
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I don't think I can't help you after all.
I didn't realize this game was on.
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- Oh. I didn't know you liked football.
- Well, normally, I don't.
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But, you know, Green Bay is playing.
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- You like Green Bay?
- Well, it's only like my favorite bay.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Happy Thanksgiving.
- Aw, thanks.
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God, Will, I'm so glad that you came.
You just... You look great.
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You must've lost like...
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A hundred and fifty pounds.
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Yeah, I'm gonna be in one of those
Subway sandwich commercials.
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- A pie.
- Right. Uh, it's no fat, no sugar, no dairy.
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- It's no good. Throw it out.
- You wanna meet some people?
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This is, uh, my husband, Chandler.
Chandler, this is Will.
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Oh, hey. I'd shake your hand but, uh,
I'm really into the game.
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Plus, I think it'd be better for my ego
if we didn't stand right next to each other.
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- This is Phoebe.
- Hi.
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Hey. Wow.
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Well done.
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- Wanna give me a hand?
- Sure.
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Monica, I can't get over how great
you look. You look stunning.
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- You look incredible too. You're just so fit.
- I'm watching the game but I'm not deaf.
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Oh, um, I meant to tell you,
Ross is coming.
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Ross is coming. Great, I love Ross.
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Well, good. And Rachel Green too.
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Oh.
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- Is there a problem?
- Nope. Uh, it's okay.
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It's just, uh...
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God, I hated her.
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- What?
- I hated her.
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She was horrible to me in high school.
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But hey, that was a long time ago.
I'm in a good place.
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It might be actually fun to see her again.
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Got any cakes or cookies or something?
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No, Will. No.
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You know, it's been a while since we
screamed something. Maybe we should.
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- Oh, okay. No!
- Oh, come on!
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Damn you, ref. You burn in hell!
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Hey, what are you doing?
You gotta save room.
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You've got almost an entire turkey to eat.
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Let me explain to you
how the human body works.
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I have to warm up my stomach first.
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- Eating chips is like stretching.
- Okay.
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- Don't worry, Tribbianis never get full.
- I actually know what you're talking about.
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And I'm here to tell you something.
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You can eat and eat and eat,
but nothing will ever fill that void.
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- Who the hell is this guy?
- This is Will, from high school.
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- Oh, hey.
- Hello.
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- Will.
- Ross.
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Hey, you came.
Man, you look incredible. Hot stuff.
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- Hot stuff?
- It's good to see you, man.
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Yeah, you too.
Man, so, what are you up to?
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- I'm a commodities broker.
- Really? That sounds interesting.
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- Yeah, it's not.
- Oh.
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- But I'm rich and thin.
- Oh, hey.
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Man, I don't think I've seen you since, uh,
Lance Davis' graduation party.
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- That was such a fun night.
- Yeah.
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Would've been good if we had gotten in,
but still, real fun.
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God, we were lame back then. Do you
remember how into dinosaurs we were?
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- Yeah.
- So, what do you do now?
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So how long are you in town?
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- Hi.
- Hey, sweetie. Oh, good.
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Rachel Green.
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Oh, oh, that's right.
Are you gonna be okay?
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Oh, I'll be fine. It's just...
God, I hate her, Ross. I hate her.
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Will, high school was a long time ago.
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Look at her standing there
with those yams.
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My two greatest enemies, Ross:
Rachel Green and complex carbohydrates.
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Oh, my God, Monica. Who is that?
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- That's Will, from high school.
- Ah. I do not remember him.
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Wow, really got that
sexy smoldering thing going on.
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Oh, my God. Look at the way
he's just staring at me.
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I think he's trying to mouth something
to me, but I can't make it out.
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I hate you.
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- Okay, dinner's ready.
- Okay.
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- Yeah. Solid effort. Solid effort.
- Oh, so who won?
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- Green Bay.
- Detroit.
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- What?
- Well, the Lions technically won.
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But it was a moral victory
for the Green Bay Mermen.
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- Hi. Will, right?
- Right.
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Right, hi. I'm Rachel Green.
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- Oh, I remember you.
- Really? Aren't you sweet?
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I gotta tell you though,
I'm having the hardest time placing you.
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Oh, oh, hang on. I think I remember you.
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Did we, um...? Did we fool around
at Lance Davis' graduation party?
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- You are unbelievable.
- Thank you.
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Uh, Rachel? Why don't you sit here?
And, Will, you sit way over there.
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That's it? Even if nobody helps me,
I can eat that, no problem.
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At least give me a challenge.
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This is Chandler's chicken.
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This is the turkey.
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Oh. How big is that?
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- About 19 pounds.
- It's like me when I was born.
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All right, who would, uh, like some yams?
Will?
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Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
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What? Oh, you know what?
Can we please keep the chicken...
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...and the turkey and everything
on the other side?
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- The smell is just... Yuck.
- Typical. Ahem.
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- I'm sorry, what?
- I said it was typical.
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Typical of you, Rachel Green.
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Queen Rachel, does whatever she wants
in her little Rachel-land.
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Seriously, who is this guy?
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Um, ahem, sorry,
do you have a problem with me?
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- I don't know. Do I? Do I?
- I think you do.
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Apparently you were a little mean to him
in high school.
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- A little mean? You made my life miserable.
- I had no idea. I'm sorry.
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Well, you should be.
Screw it. Bring on the yams.
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Will, but you've worked so hard.
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- Yams!
- Okay.
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Uh, Will, I just wanna say that I'm real sorry
for whatever I did to you in high school.
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Oh, it wasn't just me. We had a club.
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- You had a club?
- That's right.
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The "I Hate Rachel Green Club."
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Oh, my God. So, what,
you all just joined together to hate me?
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- Who else was in this club?
- Me and Ross.
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No need to point.
She knows who Ross is.
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- So you were in an "I Hate Rachel" club?
- Yes, he was.
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No, no.
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So who else was in this club?
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Uh, actually, there was also that
exchange student from Thailand.
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But I don't think he knew what it was.
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So, Ross, we went out for two years
and you never told me...
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...you were in an "I Hate Rachel Club."
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You went out with her? We had a pact.
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It was in high school.
It's not like it was binding forever.
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Then why did it have
the word "eternity" in it?
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Okay, Monica, did you know about this?
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I swear I didn't. Hey, is that why you guys...
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...used to go up to your bedroom
and lock the door?
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- Yeah.
- Huh. A little relieved, I gotta say.
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Look, Rach, I'm sorry, okay?
I was a stupid kid, okay?
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The only reason I joined...
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- Cofounded.
- Cofounded.
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Cofounded the club,
was that I was insanely in love with you.
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Obviously I didn't handle it very well...
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...but if you think about it,
the "I Hate Rachel Club"...
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...was really the "I Love Rachel Club."
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Uh, except that it was really
the "I Hate Rachel Club."
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Okay, so, what, you guys would just get
together and say mean things about me?
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- Well, we did a little more than that.
- No, no. No, no. No, no. Heh.
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What? What else did you do?
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- We started a rumor.
- What rumor?
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Oh, come on, Will.
Just take off your shirt and tell us.
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- Ross?
- Ugh, it was no big deal.
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Uh, we... We said that...
The rumor was that, um...
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...you had both male and female
reproductive parts.
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Ha!
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- What?
- That's right.
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We said your parents flipped a coin...
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...decided to raise you as a girl,
but you still had a hint of a penis.
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- Oh, my God.
- You started that?
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- What, you heard that?
- Everyone at our school heard it.
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Everybody at my school heard it.
You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader?
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Oh, no.
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Oh, my God, this is all making
so much sense to me now.
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This is why Adam Carter
wouldn't go out with me.
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This is why Billy Tratt
would just stay in this region.
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Actually, Billy Tratt is gay now,
so that one's not really our fault.
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- Monica, how come you never told me this?
- I thought it might be true.
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And I was afraid that you were gonna cry
and then show it to me.
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Joey, stop staring. There's nothing there.
It's not true.
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- I'm afraid I'm gonna need proof.
- Oh...
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You are my Everest.
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- Joey, you don't have to finish that.
- Oh, yes, I do. Otherwise, what's next?
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Today I'm just a guy
who can't finish a turkey...
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...but tomorrow I'm the guy
who eats half a Power Bar...
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...wraps up the rest and puts it
in the fridge? No.
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I just gotta change my pants.
What was I thinking? Jeans have no give.
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Okay. Okay. Listen to what Sean McMahon
wrote in my yearbook senior year.
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"Dear Rach, you're such a great person."
Not girl, "person."
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Rach, I think you're reading
a little too much into it.
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"Dear Rach, you're a great person.
Sorry about your teeny weenie."
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What do you want me to do...
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...call everyone in the entire school
and tell them it wasn't true?
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- Yes.
- Could you also tell them I'm skinny now?
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Oh. Me too.
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Now, look, I'm not calling anybody, okay?
It was like a million years ago.
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I don't care how long ago it was.
You told people that I was half and half.
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You know what? I just wanna point out...
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...I never did anything to hurt you
in high school.
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That's not totally true.
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- What?
- What?
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Well, you did start that rumor
about Ross...
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...making out with Mrs. Altmann,
our 50-year-old librarian.
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How did you know that?
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- It's true?
- No.
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Yes, it is. I saw you guys going at it
behind the card catalog.
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Mrs. Altmann? She also made out...
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...with Ta-Taka-Ki-Kek the night
before he went back to Thailand.
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I'm sorry, when you were in high school
you made out with a 50-year-old woman?
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- Hey, she didn't look 50.
- Did she look 16?
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Oh, there's a picture of her
in the yearbook actually.
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Oh.
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- Wow.
- She didn't photograph well.
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She probably wasn't familiar
with the process...
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...having spent most of her life
sitting for oil paintings.
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So how did this happen?
Did she lure you to an early-bird dinner?
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I was working late in the library
one afternoon.
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It was just the two of us.
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She needed some help
with her word jumble.
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And one thing led to another.
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If you must know,
Anita was very gentle and tender.
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May she rest in peace.
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- Didn't she walk with a cane?
- Only when it was damp.
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I can't believe you told people about this.
Everybody knew?
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- You know what? I'm back in the club.
- Yeah!
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- I wanna join.
- What...? Phoebe?
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I never got to be
in a club. I didn't go to high school.
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But three of us would meet
behind a Dumpster to learn French.
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All right, you know, fine,
you guys can have your stupid little club.
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But I would just like to say what you did
to me is way worse than what I did to you.
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- You gave me a teeny weenie.
- Ha, ha, yeah.
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All right, listen. You're just being silly.
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Rachel, even with that rumor you were
one of the most popular girls in school.
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Everyone wanted to be like you.
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One girl wanted to be like you so much,
she stuffed her pants with a Tootsie Roll.
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Wow.
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And, Ross,
if it weren't for Rachel's rumor...
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...I mean, no one in high school
would have even known who you were.
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- She put you on the map.
- As a romancer of the elderly.
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Hey, Mrs. Altmann was the kind of woman
you could tell she used to be pretty.
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The eyes did still sparkle.
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Hey, guys, this stuff is so way in the past.
You've been through so much since then.
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And right now, you got so much more
important stuff going on in your lives.
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Can't you just let this go?
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She's right.
295
00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:09,957
Yeah, I mean,
we are having a baby together.
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Hold on.
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- You got her pregnant?
- Yeah.
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- Are you getting married?
- No.
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So you knocked her up
but you're not gonna marry her.
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Dude.
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- Anybody?
- Okay.
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It's exactly how I imagined it would be.
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All right, where's that turkey?
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- Joey, those are my maternity pants.
- No, these are my Thanksgiving pants.
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Well, that's it. I'm done.
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Whew.
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00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:07,348
Here come the meat sweats.
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00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:14,605
Well, Joey, we're all very proud of you.
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00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:19,527
Yes, I believe we can expect a call
from the president any moment now.
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- Is there anything we can do for you?
- No, just nobody press on my stomach.
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You can keep those pants, by the way.
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What...? What do you got there?
What is that, pie?
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- Heh. Yeah, you want some?
- Just cut me a little sliver.
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A little bigger.
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Little bigger.
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What, are you afraid you're gonna run out?
Cut me a real piece.
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