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Oh, my God, you cleaned!
Look at these floors!
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You did the windows!
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I have been begging for months
and you did, you cleaned!
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- And nagging works!
- No, uh, I didn't actually do this.
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Oh, no. Was I cleaning
in my sleep again?
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No, it wasn't you.
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- Well, then, who?
- I got a maid. Yay!
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Oh, well, I hope by "maid,"
you mean "mistress"...
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...because if some other woman
was cleaning...
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Now, honey, I know you don't like
to relinquish control.
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"Relinquish" is just
a fancy word for "lose."
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Look, she's really nice, okay?
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And she mentioned that she adored
the way that you arranged the sponges.
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Did she really say that?
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Yes, I distinctly remember
because I thought it was a joke.
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- Now, just give her a chance, okay?
- Fine, I can do it.
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Whoo.
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- What's the matter?
- Usually when I'm anxious, I clean.
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Whose cell phone is that?
It's just so annoying.
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- Everywhere you go.
- I think it's coming from your bag.
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I never get calls!
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Hello?
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Hi, it's Eric, from the Halloween
party. Ursula's fiancé.
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Oh, my God, Eric, hi!
Wait, how'd you get this number?
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I have a friend who's a cop,
and he got it.
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Wow. What an incredible violation
and wonderful surprise!
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I just... I thought you should know
I broke up with Ursula.
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Oh, you did?
He did it, he did it!
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- Wow, what did he do?
- Shh! I'm talking.
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Anyway, I was wondering...
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...if you were the sort of person
who eats lunch?
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Are you asking me out?
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Because it'd be weird since you
just broke up with my sister.
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Yeah, um, okay.
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I'm sorry. Bye.
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No, wait! I was just saying that
so you'd think I was a good person.
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Fight for me!
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Uh, I won't take no for an answer.
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Not great, we can work on it at lunch.
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Okay, um, I can be at your apartment
in two hours.
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Great. Uh, how do you know where I live?
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I've got friends too.
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- Okay, bye.
- Bye.
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Oh, my God, I'm going out with Eric!
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Oh, this day is gonna be much better
than I thought it was gonna be. Heh.
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Oh, Ross, I can't make lunch.
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So apparently I'm available
for lunch.
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Can't, I'm busy. I'm apartment hunting.
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You're moving?
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I can't live with Joey
once the baby comes.
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I don't want my child's first words
to be, "How you doing?"
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So does Joey know you're moving?
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I haven't discussed it,
but he's gonna be relieved.
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Last week he brought this girl over...
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...and I started talking to her
about morning sickness.
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Then I showed her pictures
from my pregnancy book.
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- That's not really porn.
- Not so much.
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You know what?
If you're looking for a place...
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...I heard in the elevator this morning
that a woman in my building died.
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Oh, my God. Was she old?
Does she have a view?
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Well I don't know.
But how great would that be, huh?
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You living in my building?
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I could take care of the baby,
I could come over whenever I want...
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...with your permission.
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- That really would be great.
- Yeah.
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Well, can we see it?
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Oh, maybe we shouldn't. If she
just died this morning. Out of respect.
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Yeah. No. No, you're right.
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- Shall we?
- Yeah.
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- Yes?
- Hi. I'm Ross Geller.
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I live in the building.
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And I'm Rachel,
an admirer of the building.
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I heard about Mrs. Verhoeven passing
away, and I am so sorry for your loss.
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- She didn't pass away.
- What?
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- My mother's still alive.
- Oh, thank God!
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It looked like we were gonna lose her
this morning...
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- ...but she's a tough old bird.
- Aww.
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Are you close with her?
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Of course. Heh.
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Uh, yeah.
She and I would talk all the time...
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...in the laundry room.
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You speak Dutch?
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You know, I would,
but it's just too painful.
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So she's really not dead.
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- No. She's hanging in there.
- Mm.
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Do you think...? Could you tell me, is she
hanging in in a one-bedroom or a two?
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Mrs. Bing, this tile cleaner is incredible.
Where did you get it?
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Oh, well, um, I make it myself.
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It's two parts ammonia and one part
lemon juice. The secret ingredient is...
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You know what? We just met.
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Okay. Uh, I'm gonna get the clothes
from the laundry room now...
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...and when I come back,
I'll clean behind the fridge.
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I love her.
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I'll be back in a minute.
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Okay.
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- See? I told you.
- She stole my jeans!
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What?
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I have been looking for them all week
and she is wearing them.
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So she stole your pants...
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...and then she came back
and wore them in front of you?
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Don't you see? It's the perfect crime.
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She must have been
planning this for years.
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I will prove it to you.
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About a week ago,
I was wearing those jeans.
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I dropped a pen in my lap
and it left an ink stain on the crotch.
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When she comes back,
I will find it and show you that stain!
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Is it possible the company
that sold the jeans...
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...made more than just the one pair?
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I guess.
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So shouldn't we give her
the benefit of the doubt before we go...
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...snooping around her crotch?
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Fine. I'm just glad I didn't give
her my secret ingredient.
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Heh. Out of curiosity,
what is your secret ingredient?
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Yeah. Ha-ha-ha.
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- Hi.
- Come in. I'm so glad you're here.
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Yeah. Me too.
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Not in the shaky,
angry way you are, though.
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Sorry. I just saw Ursula.
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- I had to get the engagement ring back.
- Ugh.
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Just seeing her brought it all back.
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All the lies, the way she used me.
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I just... I get so angry,
just looking at her...
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- Face.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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I'm sorry. It's just, when I look at you...
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...I see her.
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And when I see her,
I get a little bit angry.
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- Maybe this is too weird.
- No, wait.
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There's only a problem...
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...when I look at you.
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I got it. I got it.
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No, don't tear out your eyes!
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- I was just gonna take out my lenses.
- Oh, yeah. Try that.
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So is that better?
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Not really.
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You... Ugh. You're blurry.
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But you still look like Ursula.
You're "Blursula."
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Okay, wait. Maybe...
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If I just don't look at you for a while.
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See? It works.
I'm not angry at all anymore.
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This is a great date!
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Look, Eric, turn around.
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Look, I like you, but it shouldn't
be this hard. It's our first date.
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First dates are supposed to be
about excitement and electricity.
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And "Ooh, he touched my hand,
did he mean touch my hand?"
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And, you know, first kisses, and...
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...second kisses.
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Thanks for the coffee, or, uh, ahem:
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Yeah, we're done.
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"Ezel"? Ezel...
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Hey, Ross. Listen.
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You wanna go see
that new IMAX movie on tide pools?
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- Really?
- No, ha, ha.
153
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But I got Knicks tickets
for you, me, and Chandler.
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- Sweet!
- All right, finish your coffee. Let's go.
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I have to stop by my place.
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To tape the game? You do this every
time. You're not gonna be on TV!
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No, no, I have to see
if this apartment became available.
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- You're switching apartments?
- Not for me, it's for Rachel.
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- Rachel has an apartment.
- When the baby comes, she's gonna move.
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- She is?
- Yeah.
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You didn't expect her
to live there with a baby, did you?
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I guess I didn't really think about it.
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Ezel.
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Hey, Gunther, you're an ezel. Huh.
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Damn it.
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- Nice jeans.
- Oh, thanks.
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- I like your top.
- Oh. You're not getting it.
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- What happened?
- Oh. I fell asleep.
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I was thinking about taking
my lunch break.
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Will you do the top of the cabinets?
That'll really work up your appetite.
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All right.
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Hello.
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What's going on?
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I'm sorry. I've never had a maid
before. Is this not okay?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- How was the game?
- Uh, it was okay. I ate way too much.
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- Mm.
- Ooh.
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So, um, I was talking to Ross and he said
you were looking for a new place?
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Oh, yeah. Hopefully across the street.
If certain Dutch people would just let go.
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I was kind of hoping you'd stay.
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But Joey, I have to go.
There's no room for a baby here.
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No room? It's a baby.
It's, like, this big.
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You could put it over here.
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Or we could put it right here.
Aw! Cute, right?
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Or over here.
You wouldn't even notice it.
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"Where's the baby?"
"Oh, it's right over..."
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Honey, it's not just a matter
of where you put it.
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A baby changes everything.
They cry all the time.
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Imagine bringing home some girl...
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...and trying to score
when there's a screaming baby.
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I could use a challenge.
It's getting pretty easy.
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It's so sweet that you want me
to stay, but I can't do that to you.
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I mean, it would disrupt your entire life.
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It's just...
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I love living with you so much.
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- I wish things didn't have to change.
- I know.
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You know, I blame Ross for this.
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- I do too, a little bit.
- Yeah.
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I'm gonna miss you.
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You're the hottest roommate
I ever had.
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Mm. Ooh.
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Oh, no, I have to go.
Ugh, I have a massage appointment.
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No, stay here. We'll keep doing this.
I'll pay you.
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No, I've gotten in trouble
for that before.
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- I'll see you later?
- Absolutely.
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I love the way you kiss.
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Really? That's the thing I'm worst at!
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Heh, you'll see.
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- Hey.
- Hey! Um...
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- I think Brenda needs a raise.
- How come?
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Because I put my head
between her legs.
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- To see her pants?
- They're my pants!
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Are you sure? Did you see the stain?
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No. I was getting into position,
and everything went dark.
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God, she is not stealing from us, okay?
Will you let this go?
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Fine.
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- She's wearing my bra!
- Oh, dear God.
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My pink flowered bra!
I recognize the strap!
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And yet you don't recognize
that you're crazy?
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Here's the plan, okay?
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I'm going to leave,
and you're gonna look at Brenda's bra.
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Here's another plan. No.
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I would do it, but she thinks
I'm attracted to her.
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- Why?
- Did you not hear where my head was?
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Come on! We're a team.
We're in this together.
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I fear a jury will see it the same way.
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Do this for me. I catch you looking
at women's breasts all the time.
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You see that?
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Do you see this? Unh...
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All right. Yes, okay. I get your point.
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But if it's not her bra,
will you just let the woman clean?
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Yes. Absolutely. Okay?
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You'll know it's mine because on
the right cup, the lacy part...
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...there's very a noticeable rip.
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You need new clothes.
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- Hi. How is she?
- It's not looking good.
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Oh? Oh. Aw.
238
00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:10,093
Well, I, uh, brought her some bloemen.
239
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:13,429
That's so sweet.
240
00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:17,266
Would you like to say goodbye?
I'm sure it would mean a lot to her.
241
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:20,812
Oh, I don't know that it would. Heh.
242
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:24,857
- Well, her memory is pretty much gone.
- All right, then.
243
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:36,035
- Hey!
- Welcome back.
244
00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:40,915
- Should we pick up from where we left off?
- I don't know.
245
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,792
I'm still tired from this afternoon.
246
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,253
- Why?
- Uh, the sex.
247
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,338
- What sex?
- Our sex.
248
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:48,881
We didn't have sex.
249
00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:50,758
Well if I didn't have sex with you...
250
00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:53,720
...I had sex with somebody
that looked an awful lot like...
251
00:16:55,889 --> 00:17:00,268
- Ew. Ew. Ew, ew!
- No, no, no, no!
252
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:04,355
- You had sex with Ursula?
- A little bit.
253
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:07,608
She walked in, I thought she was you
and I kissed her and...
254
00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:09,736
You didn't notice different clothes?
255
00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:13,489
- I was just so excited to see you.
- Aw.
256
00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:15,950
Ew! Ew! Ew!
257
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:18,745
Ugh! You know what? This is too weird.
258
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:21,998
No. I don't wanna lose you.
It's like I was saying to Ursula...
259
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,876
...when I was making love to her
and thought she was you...
260
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,919
Yeah. It's too weird.
261
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:30,256
So I guess this is it.
262
00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:33,051
Yeah.
263
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:36,763
Maybe it's for the best.
264
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:40,475
- You smell just like her.
- Yeah, so do you.
265
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:03,706
- What are you doing?
- I'm leaning.
266
00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:06,667
This is where I lean.
267
00:18:07,961 --> 00:18:09,670
Okay.
268
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:14,300
- Brenda, a bee!
- What?
269
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,219
Yes, it's flown into your blouse.
270
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:19,639
You better undo your buttons
lest it sting you.
271
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:25,311
- I think I know what's going on here.
- You do?
272
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:28,940
Look, I know it must be hard
that your wife is a lesbian...
273
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:34,695
...but it's wrong. You're married.
274
00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:38,116
- I totally understand.
- Okay, good. Ha-ha-ha.
275
00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:41,035
Could I just see your bra?
276
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:45,873
Hi.
277
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,920
- Where'd you get those jeans?
- You gave them to me.
278
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:54,423
- No, I didn't!
- All right, I took them.
279
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:58,803
I figured it was okay,
you've got an ink stain on the crotch.
280
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:02,849
- Oh, no! Did you take my bra too?
- What bra?
281
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:06,477
- The pink one with the flowers.
- You mean the one you're wearing?
282
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,234
I quit!
283
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:16,320
Sounds about right.
284
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,079
- What is this?
- Hey.
285
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:27,248
Uh, this is just to give you an idea.
286
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:30,877
We can put screens here
so the baby has privacy...
287
00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:34,255
...and maybe a mobile,
you know, over the crib...
288
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:37,592
...and, uh, here's a baby monitor which,
until the baby comes...
289
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:41,012
...we can use as walkie-talkies. Eh?
290
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,389
You're so sweet!
291
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:48,019
Oh, my God!
And you gave the baby Hugsy!
292
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:51,898
Uh...
293
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:58,112
That's really just to show
where the baby would go.
294
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,948
Why don't I hold on to him
so there's no confusion?
295
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:09,457
Joey, the baby is gonna be crying.
It's gonna be loud.
296
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:12,210
- I'm loud.
- It's gonna be up all night.
297
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:14,712
- I'm up all night.
- It's gonna poop.
298
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,923
Hello?
299
00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:20,384
What about the women
you wanna bring home?
300
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:24,263
Look, if I'm bringing home a woman
who can't stand being around a baby...
301
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:26,974
...then maybe I don't wanna
be with that woman.
302
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:31,187
Or maybe we'll do it
in the bathroom of the club!
303
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,815
- Joey, are you sure?
- Yeah.
304
00:20:34,983 --> 00:20:38,986
Look, I know sometimes
it'll be hard, okay...
305
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:43,616
...but it'll also be really,
really great.
306
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,577
Please, Rachel,
I really want you to stay.
307
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:52,416
- I want me to stay too. Thank you.
- Aw.
308
00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:58,464
Joey, look at this crib! It's so cute!
309
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,675
I know. I found it on the street.
310
00:21:00,842 --> 00:21:02,343
Are you...? Really?
311
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:04,887
- This is in such good condition.
- Yeah.
312
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:07,473
Wow. Whoa, what's under the cover?
313
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:09,141
- I don't know.
- It's moving.
314
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:10,685
- Ew.
- Still...
315
00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:13,187
- Aah! It's got a tail! Get it out!
- Oh, aah! Okay!
316
00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:25,950
Well, the old lady died.
And how do I know?
317
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:29,495
Because her dying wish
was for one last kiss.
318
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:35,751
But I don't care because
you got the apartment. Yes!
319
00:21:35,919 --> 00:21:38,587
Ew, yeah.
320
00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:41,966
Um, I think I'm gonna stay here.
321
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,260
Isn't that great?
322
00:21:47,389 --> 00:21:48,973
Ezels!
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