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"We've got three minutes
till the reactor blows.
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We'll never make it!"
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"You've got to get out of here!
Save yourself!"
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"No, I won't leave you."
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"Don't worry about me.
I'm a robot. I'm just a machine!"
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- "No, you're not. Not to me."
- Oh, my God.
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- What?
- I am extremely talented.
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- Yeah. You're great.
- Yeah.
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- Okay, let's take it from...
- No, I was really acting my ass off.
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I thought I was pretty good too.
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Yeah, you're solid. You're just no me.
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You know what?
I think that's enough for now.
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I don't want to be over-rehearsed.
Ha-ha-ha.
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Fine. I'll do it without you!
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I don't need you or anybody else!
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I'm gonna make it on my own!
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You'll see! You'll all see!
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So, what's this thing
you're auditioning for?
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It's a new TV show. Yeah.
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I'm up for the part of Mac,
Machiavelli, or "Mac"!
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I'm a detective and I solve crimes
with the help of my robot partner.
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He's a computerized, humanoid...
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...electronically enhanced
secret enforcer.
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Or, "C.H.E.E.S.E."
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- So, Mac and C.H.E.E.S. E?
- That's the title!
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They really lucked out
that the initials spell "cheese."
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That is lucky.
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Huh. So, Joey, if you get this,
you're gonna be, like...
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...the star of your own TV show.
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I mean, you'll be like the "Big Cheese"
or the "Big Mac." Hey, you love those!
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Don't get your hopes up,
because it's probably not gonna happen.
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Now, why would you say that, Joseph?
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Well, I mean, come on, you guys.
My own TV show?
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- I don't know if I'm good enough.
- I am. Heh.
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What are you talking about?
You're a terrific actor.
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- You really think so?
- How can you even ask that question?
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- She's pretty.
- Yeah. And she's really nice too.
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She taught me all about, you know,
how to work with cameras...
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...and "smell the fart" acting.
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- I'm sorry, what'd you say?
- Excuse me?
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It's like you got so many lines
to learn so fast...
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...that sometimes you need a minute
to remember your next one.
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So while you're thinking of it, you take
this big pause where you look all intense.
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You know, like this:
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- Oh.
- Okay.
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Here's my scene! Here's my scene!
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Mrs. Wallace? I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray,
your sister's neurosurgeon.
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You sister is suffering from a...
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Well, Eva,
we've done some excellent work here.
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And I would have to say,
your problem is quite clear.
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All you want is a dinkle
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What you envy's a schwang
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A thing through which you can tinkle
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Or play with or simply let hang
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I play Al Pacino's butt.
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All right? He goes into the shower
and then, I'm his butt.
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- Oh, my God.
- Come on, you guys.
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This is a real movie and Al Pacino's in it,
and that's big!
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No, it's terrific. You deserve this
after all your years of struggling...
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...you've finally been able
to crack your way into show business.
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Okay, fine, make jokes. I don't care.
This is a big break for me.
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- No, you're right, it is.
- Yeah.
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So, you gonna invite us all
to the big opening?
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All right, I'm out of here.
Wish me luck.
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Good luck, good luck
We all wish you good luck
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Yeah, whatever.
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It's your turn.
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Oh, are we playing this?
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- Hey.
- Hey. How did the audition go?
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Terrible. I messed up every line.
I shouldn't even be an actor.
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Wait. Are you doing that thing
where you pretend it didn't go well...
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...but it really did go well?
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- Yeah, did I fool you?
- Totally!
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- So, it did go well?
- It went amazingly well!
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- Great.
- That's great.
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- It's down to me and two other guys.
- Oh, my God.
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I know both of them,
and they're really good.
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One's from those allergy commercials
who's always being chased...
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...by those big flowers.
- Oh, I love that guy.
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Oh. What are you doing?
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What am I doing?
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I'm so nervous, you know?
The callback isn't till tomorrow at 5.
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I feel like my head's gonna explode.
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Well, it is overdue.
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Don't worry, okay?
You're gonna be fine.
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Yeah, but it's so much pressure.
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No offense, but what you guys all do
is very different.
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I don't know if you'd understand.
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Yeah, none of the rest of us
have to deal with pressure at our jobs.
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Yes, I know what time it is...
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...but I'm looking at the WENIS
and I'm not happy.
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Well, I'm tearing the lettuce.
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- Uh-huh? Is it dirty?
- No, don't worry, I'm gonna wash it.
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Don't. I like it dirty.
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That's your call.
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So, uh, what are you
going to do next?
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Well, I thought
that I would cut up the tomatoes.
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Are they firm?
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They're all right.
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You sure they haven't gone bad?
You sure they're not very, very bad?
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No, really. They're okay.
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You gonna slice them up real nice?
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Ahem. Actually,
I was gonna do them julienne.
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I'm out of here.
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Monica, I'm quitting. I just helped
an 81 -year-old woman put on a thong...
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...and she didn't even buy it.
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I'm quitting. That's it.
I'm talking to my boss right now.
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Yes, I am. Yes, I am.
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Okay, bye.
Call me when you get this message.
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Well, what happened?
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Well, he came in for a massage,
and everything was fine until...
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Oh, my God.
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And all of a sudden,
his hands weren't the problem anymore.
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- Was it?
- Oh, Boy Scouts could've camped under there.
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You ate my sandwich.
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It was a simple mistake.
It could happen to anyone.
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Oh, really?
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Now calm down.
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Come look in my office.
Some of it may still be in the trash.
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- What?
- Well, it was quite large.
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I had to throw most of it away.
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You threw my sandwich away?
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My sandwich?
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My sandwich!
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It's just, I want this part so much,
you know?
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If I don't get this part, I'm never
gonna eat macaroni and cheese again.
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No, I didn't say that.
That doesn't count.
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Come on, guys.
It's not like I moved to Europe.
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I just moved across the hall.
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And we would have you over
all the time...
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...if it weren't for Monica's allergies.
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You're right, I could never lie to you.
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She hates you.
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Should I get that? Ha-ha-ha.
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Hello? Uh, no,
Joey's not here right now.
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Can I take a message?
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Yeah, okay. So the audition's
been moved from 5 to 2:30?
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Okay, great. Bye.
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- Aren't you dressed yet?
- Am I naked again?
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We're supposed to meet my parents
in 15 minutes.
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Okay. I was just talking to the guys.
Just look at them.
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I mean, is it okay if they come visit?
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What about my allergies?
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Right. Your allergies.
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All her. She hates you.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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Yes! All right.
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How cool would it be if you could watch
like a real life-size version of this?
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- I mean, how crazy would that be?
- As crazy as soccer?
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Hello?
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What are you talking about?
The audition's not till 5.
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Well, nobody told me.
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Who'd you talk to?
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Never mind.
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You mean you didn't get it from this?
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The allergy guy got the part. Thanks.
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Maybe we can fix it, you know?
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Maybe we can send him
some big, big flowers and scare him!
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How could you do this to me?
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This part could've turned
my whole career around.
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I messed up, okay?
I'm sorry. I really messed up.
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You don't even live here anymore.
Why'd you answer my phone?
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- I have a machine!
- Which I bought for you.
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Taught you how to use it.
You thought it was a copier.
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If there was anything I could do,
I would do it, okay?
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But everybody's allowed
one mistake, right?
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He could have gotten me a VCR.
He could have gotten me golf clubs.
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But no, he has to get me
the "woman repeller."
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The eyesore
from the "Liberace House of Crap!"
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- It's not that bad.
- Easy for you to say.
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You don't have to sport a reject
from the "Mr. T Collection."
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Chandler. Chandler.
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I pity the fool
who puts on my jewelry! I do! I do!
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I pity the fool that...
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Hi...
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When you were late last night,
Kathy and I got to talking...
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...and one thing led to another and...
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And what? Did you sleep with her?
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- No! No, I just kissed her.
- What? That's even worse!
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- How is that worse?
- I don't know! But it's the same!
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You're right, I have no excuses.
I was totally over the line.
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"Over the line?"
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You're so far past the line
that you can't even see the line!
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Yeah, the line is a dot to you!
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I'm not saying that you should
magically forgive me.
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But you're not perfect. You've made
some errors in judgment too.
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Name one.
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What happened?
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Aw, man! He promised
he wouldn't take the chairs!
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What the hell happened?
How were you locked in?
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And where the hell's all of our stuff?
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This guy came by to look at the unit...
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...and he said he didn't think
it was big enough to fit a grown man.
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So you got in voluntarily?
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I was trying to make a sale!
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Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again,
you know what I'm gonna do?
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Bend over?
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There's Lorraine.
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Okay, now remember, no trading.
You get the pretty one, I get the mess.
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- Hi, Joey.
- Hey.
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Well, well. Look what you brought.
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And what did you bring?
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She's checking her coat.
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Joey, I'm gonna go wash
the cab smell off my hands.
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Will you get me a white Zinfandel
and a glass of red for Janice?
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Janice?
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Oh, my God!
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Joey's tailor took advantage of me.
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What?
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No way. I've been going
to the guy for 12 years.
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He said he was gonna do my inseam...
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...then he ran his hand up my leg
and then there was definite...
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What?
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Cupping.
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That's how they do pants!
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Ross, will you tell him?
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- Isn't that how a tailor measures pants?
- Yes, yes, it is. In prison!
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I said name one!
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- I can't believe I did this. What an idiot.
- Stop beating yourself up.
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People make mistakes.
These things happen.
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There aren't any messages
you've forgotten to give me, are there?
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Apparently, you're not very good at it.
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- Do you think he'll ever forgive me?
- Of course he will.
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Chandler, the most important thing
is that you forgive yourself.
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- You know what, I kind of have.
- Already?
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That was pretty bad, what you did.
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You know what? He will forgive you.
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I like to bring a pad with me when I go
answer the phone, just in case. Okay.
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You didn't see how mad he was,
you know?
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I'm sure he will forgive you.
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Look, we've all been there, you know?
You fight, you make up.
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That's the way it works.
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It took two people to break up
this relationship!
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Yeah! You and that girl
from the copy place...
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...which yesterday you took
full responsibility for!
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I didn't know what I was taking
responsibility for, okay?
237
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,342
I didn't finish the whole letter.
238
00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:48,219
- What?
- I fell asleep.
239
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,096
You fell asleep?
240
00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:54,058
It was 5:30 in the morning.
241
00:14:54,226 --> 00:15:00,356
And you had rambled on for 18 pages.
242
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:03,151
Front and back!
243
00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:09,407
And by the way? Y-O-U,
apostrophe R-E means, "you are."
244
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,826
Y-O-U-R means "your."
245
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:15,288
I can't believe I thought
of getting back together with you.
246
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,290
We are so over!
247
00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:20,418
Fine by me!
248
00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:25,340
And just so you know,
it's not that common...
249
00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:28,843
...it doesn't happen to every guy,
and it is a big deal!
250
00:15:30,387 --> 00:15:31,888
I knew it!
251
00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:36,392
- You had no right to go out with him.
- That is the most ridiculous...
252
00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:38,895
- You sold me out!
- I did not sell you out!
253
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:42,565
- Yes, you did! You absolutely sold me...
- Would you let me talk?
254
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:47,362
Did you just flick me?
255
00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:51,282
Okay, well, you wouldn't let me finish
and I was just... Ow!
256
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,910
- Stop it! Ow!
- Ow!
257
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,411
- Stop.
- Stop.
258
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:58,498
- All right. No, let's not do this.
- No!
259
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,001
- Happy thoughts.
- No!
260
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:06,297
- Stop it!
- Oh! Oh!
261
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:09,384
Okay, now I'm gonna kick some ass!
262
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,845
- Ow!
- Ow!
263
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:15,682
- Ow. Ow. Ow.
- I know, I know.
264
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:22,063
All right. Now, I will let go
if you both stop.
265
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:23,898
- Fine.
- Fine.
266
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:26,025
There we go.
267
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:31,781
Ha. You know what? If we were in prison,
you guys would be like my bitches.
268
00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:42,083
Okay, buddy boy, here it is.
269
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:46,546
You hide my clothes?
I'm wearing everything you own.
270
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:49,382
Oh, my God!
271
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:54,387
Look at me, I'm Chandler!
Could I be wearing any more clothes?
272
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:58,266
Maybe if I wasn't going "commando."
273
00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:07,275
Whew. I tell you, it's hot with all this
stuff on. I'd better not do any lunges.
274
00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:00,828
Joey?
275
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:05,708
Got you the Joey special. Two pizzas!
276
00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:08,086
Joe?
277
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,798
Hello? Damn it!
278
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,093
Hello?
279
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:19,222
No, Joey's not here right now,
but I can take a message. I think.
280
00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:23,976
He's still got a chance for the part?
That's great news!
281
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:28,106
Well, no, obviously not for the actor
who was mauled by his dog.
282
00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:32,110
Well, that's great.
I will give Joey the message. Thank you.
283
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:33,319
Yes!
284
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:35,738
Okay.
285
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:37,532
Mac...
286
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,909
...audition...
287
00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:42,703
...at 2.
288
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,373
Allergy...
289
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,166
...actor...
290
00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:49,919
...attacked.
291
00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:57,260
By dog...
292
00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,095
...not...
293
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:01,055
...flowers.
294
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:12,150
- Hey.
- Please tell me you got the message.
295
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:15,111
- What message?
- The actor playing Mac couldn't do it.
296
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:19,115
- They needed to see you at 2:00.
- What? It's 6:00!
297
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:21,659
Look! I wrote it!
I wrote it on the board!
298
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,745
I wrote it on the board,
then went looking all over for you!
299
00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:26,664
I went to Ross's, the coffee house.
300
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,667
I went to any place
that they make sandwiches!
301
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:33,171
- I can't believe this, Chandler!
- I'm sorry.
302
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,214
I don't know what to say!
303
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:38,885
You might say, "Congratulations."
304
00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:42,930
I saw the board, I went to the audition,
I got the part!
305
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,267
Was that supposed to be funny?
I was worried over here.
306
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:50,313
- I'm sorry.
- At times that fake-out thing is mean.
307
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,940
Okay, man. I'm sorry.
I did not mean to make you feel bad.
308
00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:54,734
Well, that's good.
309
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:58,112
Because you didn't.
And I'm incredibly happy for you!
310
00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:00,448
That's mean!
311
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:04,911
- You had me going there!
- We could do this all day.
312
00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:06,621
Yeah, you're right.
313
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:10,041
Look, let's talk about
what a huge star I'm gonna be.
314
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,418
You are gonna be a huge star.
I'm gonna hug you.
315
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:14,253
- You hug me.
- All right.
316
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:46,160
- Do we do this too much?
- I think so.
317
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,329
- Yeah. Get off me.
- Yeah.
318
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,881
"Come on, C.H.E.E.S.E.,
I'm not leaving without you.
319
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:02,218
Try routing your backup power source
through your primary CPU."
320
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:07,014
"I can't! My circuits are fried!
They're fried, I tell you!"
321
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,643
Wow.
322
00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,312
"Well, then I'll just have to carry you."
323
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,481
"That'll be a neat trick...
324
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:19,318
...when you're dead!"
325
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:22,071
Ross, you don't have to yell.
326
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:26,367
There was just an explosion, okay?
My hearing would be impaired.
327
00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:28,911
I thought you were excellent.
328
00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:32,081
In fact, for a minute there, I was like,
"Ooh, where did Ross go?"
329
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:37,003
Thank you. And I have to say
that first scene where you meet Mac...
330
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:39,297
- Yeah.
- Oh, my God. I mean...
331
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:40,589
You know what?
332
00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:43,843
I think that's enough for today.
Thanks for your help.
333
00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:48,556
- Holding us back.
- Totally.
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