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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,536 --> 00:00:02,996 - BECAUSE DAD WAS BLIND, 2 00:00:04,305 --> 00:00:06,065 HE DEVELOPED A KEEN SENSE OF THE WORLD. 3 00:00:06,107 --> 00:00:07,337 HE COULD NAVIGATE A PLACE 4 00:00:07,375 --> 00:00:09,275 THE SECOND HE WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR. 5 00:00:09,310 --> 00:00:13,110 OF COURSE, FIRST HE'D HAVE TO FIND THAT DOOR. 6 00:00:13,147 --> 00:00:15,247 HE COULD READ A PERSON FROM THEIR FIRST HELLO. 7 00:00:15,283 --> 00:00:16,653 - HEY, MEL-- 8 00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:18,794 - SLOAN, GREAT NEWS. 9 00:00:18,819 --> 00:00:22,219 KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR IS COMING TO THE CHARITY THING FRIDAY. 10 00:00:22,256 --> 00:00:23,486 - THAT'S AWESOME. 11 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:25,264 YOU GOTTA GET ME HIS AUTOGRAPH. 12 00:00:25,293 --> 00:00:26,633 - WHY DON'T YOU GET HIS AUTOGRAPH? 13 00:00:26,660 --> 00:00:28,260 YOU'RE MY "PLUS ONE." 14 00:00:28,296 --> 00:00:30,696 UNLESS...YOU'RE NOT CANCELLING ON ME, ARE YOU? 15 00:00:30,731 --> 00:00:31,801 - I AM. 16 00:00:31,832 --> 00:00:33,432 MY EX-WIFE CALLED LAST NIGHT. 17 00:00:33,467 --> 00:00:34,737 SHE'S FEELING VERY LONELY. 18 00:00:34,768 --> 00:00:37,238 ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER, AND BOOM. 19 00:00:37,271 --> 00:00:38,841 MY FIRST DIVORCE BOOTY CALL. 20 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,342 I'M HOPING TO ROLL IT INTO 21 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,184 A FIVE-DAY, FOUR-NIGHT BOOTY STAYCATION. 22 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:43,710 - IS SHE HERE NOW? 23 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:45,184 - SHE'S IN BED. 24 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:46,313 IF SHE WERE HERE, I'D INTRODUCE HER TO YOU. 25 00:00:46,347 --> 00:00:47,317 I AM A GENTLEMAN. 26 00:00:47,348 --> 00:00:49,348 - ALL RIGHT, WELL... 27 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:51,293 I GUESS I'LL FIND SOMEBODY ELSE. 28 00:00:51,319 --> 00:00:54,319 BUT, HEY, I'M HAPPY FOR YOU-- 29 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:56,185 OH, MY GOD. ARE YOU-- 30 00:00:56,224 --> 00:00:57,334 - TOTALLY. 31 00:00:57,358 --> 00:00:59,128 IT'S FINE. YOU'RE BLIND. 32 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:01,230 - AND I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE GRATEFUL. 33 00:01:01,262 --> 00:01:02,332 - * LET'S TELL THE WORLD 34 00:01:02,363 --> 00:01:05,173 * ALL THE THINGS WE'VE DONE 35 00:01:05,199 --> 00:01:07,169 * PLACES WE'VE BEEN 36 00:01:07,201 --> 00:01:09,201 * IN THE SETTING SUN 37 00:01:09,237 --> 00:01:13,207 * I'VE GOT A SONG AND A SMILE SO BRIGHT * 38 00:01:13,241 --> 00:01:17,211 * I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE HERE TONIGHT * 39 00:01:17,245 --> 00:01:21,145 * I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE HERE TONIGHT * 40 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:24,193 - [grunting] 41 00:01:24,218 --> 00:01:26,748 OKAY, OKAY. PAUSE, PAUSE OUT. 42 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:29,187 IS THERE ALWAYS THIS MUCH RUNNING IN BASKETBALL? 43 00:01:29,223 --> 00:01:30,723 - YOUR LEGS ARE, LIKE, 8 FEET TALL. 44 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:32,288 YOU CROSS THE COURT IN TWO STEPS. 45 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:33,556 - I KNOW. 46 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:36,204 I'M JUST ONE DAY THREE OF MY RAW FOOD DIET. 47 00:01:36,230 --> 00:01:38,530 OKAY, I GOTTA GET MY MIND OFF EATING. 48 00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:40,166 [sniffs] 49 00:01:40,201 --> 00:01:41,671 IS SOMEONE BARBECUING? 50 00:01:41,702 --> 00:01:45,212 - HELLO, MRS. FISHER. NICE TO SEE YOU. 51 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:46,309 RUNYEN, IN THE CAR NOW! 52 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:49,340 - WHOA, YOUR MOM SOUNDS SUPER PISSED. 53 00:01:49,377 --> 00:01:52,307 - I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN WHEN REPORT CARDS CAME OUT. 54 00:01:52,346 --> 00:01:55,376 GOT A "B" IN ALGEBRA. 55 00:01:55,416 --> 00:01:58,346 - HENRY, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME REPORT CARDS CAME OUT. 56 00:01:58,386 --> 00:01:59,546 HOW DID YOU DO? 57 00:01:59,587 --> 00:02:01,187 - I GOT A "B" IN ALGEBRA! 58 00:02:01,222 --> 00:02:03,292 - THAT'S FANTASTIC! 59 00:02:03,324 --> 00:02:05,334 AH! LET'S CELEBRATE WITH SOME RAW ALMONDS. 60 00:02:05,359 --> 00:02:07,359 - I DON'T REALLY LIKE-- - I'LL EAT YOURS. 61 00:02:07,395 --> 00:02:10,225 - WHEN DAD GOT ELVIS, HE GAINED HIS INDEPENDENCE 62 00:02:10,264 --> 00:02:12,874 AND LOST A GREAT DEAL OF DIGNITY. 63 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:14,540 - DID DADDY FORGET YOUR KONG? 64 00:02:14,568 --> 00:02:15,698 THAT'S OKAY. 65 00:02:15,736 --> 00:02:18,766 YOU CAN PLAY WITH THE OTHER DOGGIES'. 66 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:21,806 - YOU EXCITED FOR THAT CHARITY THING FRIDAY NIGHT? 67 00:02:21,842 --> 00:02:24,182 - I DON'T HAVE A PLUS ONE, SO I'M NOT GONNA GO. 68 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:26,712 - WHAT? NO, DAD, YOU HAVE TO GO. 69 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:28,817 CAN'T YOU JUST GO BY YOURSELF? 70 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:32,189 - NAH, THAT'D BE WEIRD. EMPTY SEAT AT THE TABLE. 71 00:02:32,220 --> 00:02:34,420 I DON'T NEED ANYBODY FEELING SORRY FOR ME. 72 00:02:34,455 --> 00:02:35,955 - SHE TOOK OFF, MEL. - AH. 73 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:39,259 - GOT TWO LATTES, TWO MUFFINS. LET'S JUST CALL IT 2 BUCKS. 74 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:40,693 - 2 BUCKS? REALLY, DON? 75 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:42,558 - HEY, DON'T I ALWAYS TAKE CARE OF YOU? 76 00:02:42,596 --> 00:02:44,396 - HEY, HUNTER... - HEY. 77 00:02:44,432 --> 00:02:47,372 - ABOUT THAT PARTY FRIDAY NIGHT AT MY DAD'S APARTMENT-- 78 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:48,871 - YEAH, TOTALLY STOKED. 79 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:50,942 I WAS ABLE TO MOVE MY THING, SO I'M IN. 80 00:02:50,971 --> 00:02:53,311 IT'S STILL ON, RIGHT? 81 00:02:53,341 --> 00:02:54,541 - OF COURSE IT'S STILL ON. 82 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:56,275 MY DAD'S GOT THIS CHARITY THING 83 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:57,850 THAT HE IS GOING TO. 84 00:02:57,878 --> 00:02:59,748 SO I'LL TEXT YOU THE ADDRESS. 85 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:01,950 - OR I COULD JUST WRITE IT DOWN. 86 00:03:01,982 --> 00:03:03,782 - I-I DON'T HAVE A PEN. 87 00:03:03,817 --> 00:03:05,517 - YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? 88 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:09,989 OH, WOW, MAGIC. 89 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:13,493 UM...I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 90 00:03:16,264 --> 00:03:18,674 DAD, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS. 91 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:21,999 FRIDAY NIGHT, YOU NEED TO GO TO THAT CHARITY EVENT. 92 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:24,365 - WOW, YOU ARE REALLY INVESTED IN THIS. 93 00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:26,265 - AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY. 94 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:30,637 THIS IS THE FIRST BIG EVENT SINCE THE DIVORCE AND THE DOG, 95 00:03:30,678 --> 00:03:32,378 AND MOM'S NOT GONNA BE THERE. 96 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:35,323 SO YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE SAYING THAT MEL DIDN'T GO. 97 00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:37,789 YOU WANT PEOPLE SAYING THAT MEL DID GO WITH SOMEONE COOL. 98 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:38,888 DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THAT COOL. 99 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:41,489 IT'S A ROOM FULL OF LAWYERS, SO THE BAR'S PRETTY LOW. 100 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:43,292 - NICE ONE. 101 00:03:43,324 --> 00:03:44,734 - WELL, HOW LUCKY AM I TO HAVE A DAUGHTER 102 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:46,928 WHO CARES SO MUCH ABOUT HER OLD MAN? 103 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:48,660 - SHE'S GONE, BUDDY. 104 00:03:48,696 --> 00:03:50,326 - AH. 105 00:03:50,364 --> 00:03:51,604 SHE TALKING TO THAT KID WITH THE SHIH TZU? 106 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:53,272 - YEAH. YOU WORRIED ABOUT HIM? 107 00:03:53,301 --> 00:03:54,641 - NAH, HE'S FINE. 108 00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:55,998 SHE STARTS TALKING TO A BOY WITH A PIT BULL, 109 00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:56,996 THEN I MIGHT WORRY. 110 00:03:57,037 --> 00:03:58,007 - [chuckles] 111 00:03:58,038 --> 00:04:00,268 - I'M MEL. - HEY, PETE. 112 00:04:00,308 --> 00:04:01,778 - WHAT KINDA DOG YOU GOT THERE, PETE? 113 00:04:01,809 --> 00:04:03,579 - A POODLE. - SMARTEST BREED. 114 00:04:03,611 --> 00:04:05,011 - THOUGH HE TANKED HIS S.A.T.s. 115 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:05,945 - YEAH, WELL, THE OPPOSABLE THUMBS 116 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:07,449 COME IN HANDY WITH A NUMBER TWO PENCIL. 117 00:04:07,481 --> 00:04:08,781 - THAT'S TRUE. 118 00:04:08,816 --> 00:04:09,976 - DAD MADE A NICE NEW FRIEND. 119 00:04:10,017 --> 00:04:12,887 MAYBE EVERYTHING WAS GONNA WORK OUT FOR EVERYONE EXACTLY-- 120 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,420 OH, MY GOD! 121 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:16,516 - [blows whistle] 122 00:04:16,557 --> 00:04:19,387 OKAY, EVERYONE, LET'S TRY THE SPIRAL. 123 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:22,397 [classical music plays] 124 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:23,730 IT'S ALL IN THE WRIST. 125 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,034 - AFTER THAT SCHOOL LUNCH, 126 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:27,025 IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M JUST GONNA-- 127 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:28,037 [imitates retching] 128 00:04:28,068 --> 00:04:30,968 - CUT IT OUT, DUDE. 129 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:33,314 - OKAY, WHAT'S UP? 130 00:04:33,341 --> 00:04:34,481 YOU'VE BEEN AVOIDING ME ALL DAY, 131 00:04:34,508 --> 00:04:37,038 AND YOU CAN'T CARE THIS MUCH ABOUT RHYTHMIC GYMNASTICS. 132 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:39,007 - I HAVE TO CARE! 133 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:40,706 MY MOM SAYS I HAVE TO GET MY GRADES UP. 134 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:42,448 SHE DOESN'T WANT US TO HANG OUT ANYMORE. 135 00:04:42,483 --> 00:04:45,623 - WHAT? 136 00:04:45,653 --> 00:04:47,923 - SHE SAYS YOU'RE A BAD INFLUENCE. 137 00:04:49,657 --> 00:04:51,057 - SHE SAID WHAT? 138 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:54,531 - MOM, RELAX. RUNYEN'S MOM WILL GET OVER IT. 139 00:04:54,562 --> 00:04:55,562 DON'T OVERREACT. 140 00:04:55,596 --> 00:04:56,896 - I'M NOT OVERREACTING, 141 00:04:56,930 --> 00:04:58,430 CONSIDERING WHAT SHE SAID, 142 00:04:58,466 --> 00:04:59,696 AND HOW LIGHT-HEADED I AM. 143 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:01,503 I'M SORRY, I'M IN SUGAR WITHDRAWAL. 144 00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:03,865 OH, OH. 145 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:05,014 YEAH. 146 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:07,938 - YOU'RE HITTING THAT CHERRY CHAPSTICK REALLY HARD. 147 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,375 - THERE'S NO CARBS IN CHAPSTICK. 148 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:10,340 WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO COLLEGE? 149 00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:11,648 [whispers] I'M SORRY. 150 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,576 - HI, GUYS. - HEY, DOGGY. 151 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:17,115 - JUST US BRINGING YOU ALL OF MY CRACKERS 152 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:20,390 AND COOKIES AND EVERYTHING ELSE THAT MAKES LIFE WORTH LIVING. 153 00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:22,391 - HEY, YOU FOUND A FRIEND. - YEAH, THIS IS ROSCOE. 154 00:05:22,423 --> 00:05:23,993 HIS OWNER, PETE, HE'S IN THE BATHROOM. 155 00:05:24,024 --> 00:05:26,064 GREAT GUY, AND HE'S GONNA COME TO THE CHARITY THING WITH ME. 156 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:27,463 - OH, MY GOD, THAT'S GREAT! 157 00:05:27,495 --> 00:05:29,095 I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL EVERYONE... 158 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:30,659 ABOUT YOUR NEWS. 159 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:32,428 - MEL, WHAT IS IN THAT SOAP? 160 00:05:32,466 --> 00:05:33,926 MY HANDS FEEL LIKE SILK, 161 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:35,767 BUT THEY SMELL LIKE CHRISTMAS TREES. 162 00:05:35,803 --> 00:05:38,113 - GUYS, SAY HI TO PETE. 163 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:39,368 - HEY. - HI, PETE. 164 00:05:39,407 --> 00:05:41,377 - HEY. JOYCE, WIFE, EX-WIFE. 165 00:05:41,409 --> 00:05:43,779 USUALLY NOT HERE. RAW FOOD DIET. 166 00:05:43,811 --> 00:05:45,911 - AND YOUR DAD'S TOLD ME SO MUCH ABOUT YOU GUYS. 167 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:47,676 WHICH ONE IS THE FAVORITE? 168 00:05:47,715 --> 00:05:49,775 - OH, IT'S HENRY. 169 00:05:49,817 --> 00:05:50,917 - YEP, 12 YEARS STRAIGHT. 170 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:52,121 LOOK AT THAT CUTE FACE. 171 00:05:52,152 --> 00:05:54,962 LOOK AT THAT... 172 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:58,134 FACE. 173 00:05:58,158 --> 00:06:00,428 - SO DONNIE BASEBALL BROUGHT IN JANSEN. 174 00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:02,061 - JANSEN? 175 00:06:02,095 --> 00:06:03,555 - LOOK AT THE MAN. 176 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:06,067 LOOK AT THE-- THE SPIDER MAN. 177 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:09,699 - HENRY, STOP BEING SO-- 178 00:06:09,737 --> 00:06:11,097 WEIRD. 179 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:12,838 - JOYCE, ARE THOSE SNICKERDOODLES? 180 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,713 HO, HO! TOSS THOSE OVER HERE. 181 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:16,112 - HERE YOU GO, PEEEETE-- 182 00:06:25,953 --> 00:06:26,393 . 183 00:06:26,420 --> 00:06:27,150 - ENJOY THE SNICKERDOODLES, PETE. 184 00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:29,121 IT WAS GREAT TO MEET YOU. - TAKE CARE. 185 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:31,116 - DID YOU SEE THAT? 186 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:34,028 - THE HUGE SPIDER WEB TATTOO TAKING UP HALF HIS FACE? 187 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:35,801 YEAH, WE SAW IT. 188 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:37,929 - DID HE DO THAT ON PURPOSE? WAS THAT A DECISION? 189 00:06:37,965 --> 00:06:40,625 A STUPID DECISION HE MADE TO PUT THAT ON HIS FACE? 190 00:06:40,668 --> 00:06:42,038 WE HAVE TO TELL YOUR FATHER. 191 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:43,639 HE CANNOT TAKE HIM TO HIS STUPID LAWYER THING. 192 00:06:43,671 --> 00:06:45,071 HE'LL LOOK LIKE A STUPID LAWYER. 193 00:06:45,105 --> 00:06:46,035 - OF COURSE WE HAVE TO TELL HIM. 194 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:49,013 THAT STUPID LAWYER THING MEANS A LOT TO DAD. 195 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:50,512 - OKAY, YOU GUYS WAIT HERE. 196 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:51,884 I'M GONNA GO TELL HIM. 197 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:54,722 - NO, NO, NO, NO. IT'LL BE BETTER COMING FROM US. 198 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:55,818 - I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 199 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:58,489 IF I TELL HIM, THEN I LOOK LIKE THE BUZZKILL EX-WIFE 200 00:06:58,519 --> 00:06:59,889 WHO DOESN'T WANT HIM TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. 201 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,050 - WE'LL BREAK IT TO HIM GENTLY. 202 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,518 IT'LL BE TOUGH, BUT WE'LL DO IT. 203 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:09,097 TELL HIM ANYTHING, AND I'LL DESTROY YOU. 204 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:11,869 - WE CAN'T LET HIM BRING SPIDER-MAN TO HIS LAWYER PARTY. 205 00:07:11,899 --> 00:07:13,499 I MEAN, UNLESS HE WAS THE REAL SPIDER-MAN. 206 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:14,544 THAT'D BE COOL. 207 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:15,598 - IT'S IMPORTANT FOR DAD 208 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:16,766 TO STEP OUTSIDE HIS COMFORT ZONE 209 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:19,074 AND EXPAND HIS SOCIAL CIRCLE. 210 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:21,206 HE SHOULD GET OUT OF THE HOUSE FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. 211 00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:23,681 - OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE HAVING A PARTY. 212 00:07:23,711 --> 00:07:25,111 - JUST BECAUSE YOU AND DAD HAVE NO FRIENDS 213 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:27,445 DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T. 214 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:31,223 - CAN I COME? 215 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:37,732 - HI, SOOJIN. JOYCE, HENRY'S MOM. 216 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:39,258 - OH, YES, HI. 217 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:40,832 - DO YOU HAVE A SEC TO TALK ABOUT THE BOYS? 218 00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:42,131 - OF COURSE. LET'S TALK. 219 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:45,002 - OKAY. 220 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:47,272 UH, OKAY. 221 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:49,940 WELL, UM, HENRY SAID-- 222 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,810 - DONUT HOLE? - OH, NO, NO, NO. 223 00:07:51,839 --> 00:07:53,139 I AM ON A RAW FOOD DIET. 224 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:56,813 YOU DON'T REALIZE THE HORRIBLE EFFECTS OF SUGAR. 225 00:07:56,844 --> 00:08:00,214 - SHE'S RIGHT. THIS IS NOT WORTH 18 POINTS. 226 00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:05,219 - I GUESS ONE DONUT CAN'T HURT. 227 00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:11,088 [muffled] THAT IS SO GOOD. 228 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:13,994 ANYWAY, UH-- 229 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:16,657 ANYWAY, HENRY SAID THAT RUNYEN SAID 230 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:19,727 THAT YOU SAID HENRY'S A BAD INFLUENCE OR SOMETHING? 231 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:21,297 I'M SURE IT'S JUST A MISCOMMUNICATION. 232 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:24,104 - NO, I DID SAY THAT. 233 00:08:26,774 --> 00:08:29,144 - SO IT'S A LITTLE BIT OF A STUFFY CROWD TOMORROW NIGHT. 234 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:31,306 YOU KNOW, LAWYERS. PROBABLY OUGHTA WEAR A SUIT. 235 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,184 - NO PROBLEM. GOT PLENTY OF 'EM. 236 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:35,753 I USED TO WORK AT A BANK BEFORE I FOUND MY TRUE CALLING. 237 00:08:35,783 --> 00:08:37,253 - DRIFTER? - MURDERER? 238 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:38,894 - WEB DESIGN. 239 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:41,759 - I COULD SEE THAT. - WEB. MAKES SENSE. 240 00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:43,259 - ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, SEE YOU TOMORROW. 241 00:08:43,290 --> 00:08:45,630 - SEE YOU LATER. COME ON, ROSCOE. 242 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:49,798 - FIRM HANDSHAKE. 243 00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:51,900 APPRECIATES A GOOD DARK BEER. 244 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:54,272 OWNS A POODLE AND PROUD OF IT. 245 00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:55,901 I LIKE THAT PETE. 246 00:08:55,936 --> 00:08:57,096 - ME TOO. 247 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:59,067 I THINK WE ALL AGREE THAT PETE'S JUST GREAT. 248 00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:01,576 - AND GOOD NIGHT. 249 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:05,246 - YOU'RE AN EXCELLENT JUDGE OF CHARACTER, DAD. 250 00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:08,648 - WELL, DO YOU KNOW WHO I JUDGE TO BE OF EXCELLENT CHARACTER? 251 00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:09,982 YOU. 252 00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:12,147 - YOU'RE GIVING ME TOO MUCH CREDIT. 253 00:09:12,185 --> 00:09:14,615 - YOU PUSHED ME THE WAY I USED TO PUSH YOU, 254 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:17,185 IN A GOOD WAY, SO THANKS. 255 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:19,894 - PETE HAS A FACE TATTOO. 256 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:21,187 - A WHAT? 257 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:22,598 - HE HAS A GIANT FACE TATTOO! 258 00:09:22,630 --> 00:09:23,960 - IT'S A GIANT SPIDER WEB. 259 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:25,897 IT'S, LIKE, ON HIS CHEEK AND FOREHEAD AND EYELID. 260 00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:27,273 - HIS EYELID! 261 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:28,470 I MEAN, WHO WOULD GET A TATTOO ON HIS EYELID? 262 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:30,701 I MEAN, DOESN'T THAT HURT WITH THE NEEDLE AND THE POKING? 263 00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:32,808 I JUST DON'T GET IT. 264 00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:36,211 - SO PETE HAS A FACE TATTOO. 265 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:38,053 I MEAN, IS THAT REALLY THAT WEIRD? 266 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,348 - IT WOULD BE LESS WEIRD IF HE DIDN'T HAVE A FACE. 267 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:41,950 - SO WEIRD! 268 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:43,152 - UGH. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 269 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:44,723 I CAN'T TAKE HIM TO THIS THING. 270 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:46,352 THREE YEARS AGO, BOB ROYCE 271 00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:48,686 BROUGHT A GUY WITH AN EYEBROW RING. 272 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:51,832 EVERYBODY STILL CALLS HIM "EYEBROW BOB." 273 00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:54,159 BUT I ALREADY INVITED PETE. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 274 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:56,164 - I GOT YOU COVERED. 275 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:58,196 BREAK-UPS ARE MY SPECIALTY. 276 00:09:58,231 --> 00:10:01,301 - HENRY IS SWEET. HENRY IS THOUGHTFUL. 277 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:03,174 HENRY ALWAYS UNLOADS THE DISHWASHER. 278 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:05,173 WOULD A BAD INFLUENCE DO THAT? 279 00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:07,065 - HE'S JUST REACTING TO HIS ENVIRONMENT, 280 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,837 AND LATELY THINGS SEEM A LITTLE BIT UNSETTLED 281 00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:10,336 IN THE FISHER HOUSEHOLD. 282 00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:12,147 SORRY, HOUSEHOLDS. 283 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:16,219 - MY FAMILY AND OUR HOUSEHOLDS ARE SETTLED. 284 00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:18,149 DAMN IT, I REALLY NEED ONE WITH SPRINKLES. 285 00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:20,215 - OKAY, 'CAUSE THERE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE A LOT OF STRUCTURE. 286 00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:21,863 - YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT RUNYEN THINKS 287 00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:22,859 THE FISHERS ARE MORE FUN. 288 00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:24,190 - THE HANS ARE FUN. 289 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:25,334 WE OWN A DONUT SHOP. 290 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:27,898 - WELL, AT LEAST I DON'T TREAT MY SON LIKE AN EMPLOYEE. 291 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,998 - I DON'T TREAT RUNYEN LIKE AN EMPLOYEE. 292 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:31,700 - THAT'S RIGHT, EMPLOYEES GET PAID. 293 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:34,272 OOH! 294 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:35,801 OH, NO, I'M LEAVING. 295 00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,196 I'M GONNA GO GET SOME CAKE, 296 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:39,237 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT DONUTS REALLY WANT TO BE. 297 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:43,912 - I'VE GOT A PLAN THAT'S GONNA MAKE THIS PAIN-FREE. 298 00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:46,354 ONE, DO THIS IN PUBLIC. 299 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:47,679 LESS CHANCE OF A SCENE. 300 00:10:47,715 --> 00:10:50,015 - HEY, PETE. - HI, MEL. 301 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:52,090 - IF YOU'RE SITTING DOWN, SIT CLOSE. 302 00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:54,249 BUT NOT TOO CLOSE. 303 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:55,457 - WHAT'S UP? 304 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,828 - DON'T WASTE TIME WITH SMALL TALK. 305 00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,888 JUST RIP THE BAND-AID RIGHT OFF. 306 00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:01,957 - LISTEN, PETE, IT TURNS OUT THE CHARITY THING 307 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,455 IS JUST NOT GONNA HAPPEN TONIGHT. 308 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:04,556 - REALLY? HOW COME? 309 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:07,867 - I KNOW YOU WANNA BE HONEST, AND I RESPECT THAT. 310 00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:09,201 BUT YOU NEED TO BURY THAT HONESTY 311 00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:11,466 IN A WEB OF LIES. 312 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:14,844 [chuckles] I SAID WEB. GET IT? 313 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,075 ANYWAY... 314 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:19,279 - WELL, TURNS OUT I DON'T HAVE A PLUS ONE. 315 00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:21,252 AND THE TICKETS ARE ALL SOLD OUT. 316 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:22,881 SO IF YOU SHOWED UP, IT WOULD JUST BE-- 317 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:23,976 IT WOULD BE WEIRD. 318 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,187 - BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A TICKET 319 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:27,388 OR BECAUSE OF SOMETHING ON MY FACE? 320 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:30,060 - AND IF HE CONFRONTS YOU, SIT TIGHT. 321 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,960 I'LL HANDLE THE EXTRACTION. 322 00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:33,362 - PETE, I THINK SOMEONE'S POODLE GOT OUT. 323 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:35,003 I THINK IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN ROSCOE. 324 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:38,328 - DAMN IT. ROSCOE! 325 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:39,825 ROSCOE! 326 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,397 - SHALL WE GO? 327 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,344 - YOU HAVE A GIFT. 328 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:45,740 A VERY DISTURBING GIFT. 329 00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:50,083 - HEY, UH, SO I HEARD YOUR MOM CAME BY THE SHOP. 330 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:52,350 - YEAH. 331 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,349 I-I'M SORRY, MAN. 332 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,221 MY MOM ACTED LIKE SUCH A JERK. 333 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:58,319 - PLEASE, MY MOM WAS A JERK. 334 00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:00,451 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR MOM WOULD GET INTO IT LIKE THAT. 335 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:02,787 SHE'S USUALLY SO UPTIGHT. 336 00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:05,293 - YEAH. 337 00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:06,825 OH, I MEAN, SHE'S NOT UPTIGHT. 338 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:08,300 SHE JUST CARES ABOUT ME. 339 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:10,758 - WELL, YEAH, MY MOM CARES ABOUT ME TOO. 340 00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:15,198 SHE JUST SHOWS IT IN A MORE...LOVING WAY. 341 00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:18,005 - ARE--ARE YOU SAYING MY MOM'S NOT LOVING? 342 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,468 THE WOMAN IS A SAINT. 343 00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:22,006 - A SAINT THAT ONLY LOVES YOU WHEN YOU GET GOOD GRADES. 344 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:23,512 - YOU TAKE THAT BACK. 345 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:25,283 - WISH I COULD, BUT I CAN'T. 346 00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:26,312 SO I WON'T. 347 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:29,316 [classical music plays] 348 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,019 * 349 00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:33,121 - THE WOMAN IS A SAINT! 350 00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:35,423 all: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! 351 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:38,185 - ALL RIGHT, BREAK IT UP, BREAK IT UP. 352 00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:40,885 BREAK IT UP. 353 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:42,358 REALLY? 354 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:43,855 YOU'RE CALLING THIS A FIGHT? 355 00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:48,935 . 356 00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:50,069 - I FEEL LOUSY ABOUT THE WAY THINGS WENT DOWN WITH PETE. 357 00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:52,508 - WELL, DON'T. GET YOUR HEAD BACK IN THE GAME. 358 00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:54,039 MEET SOMEONE NEW. 359 00:12:54,074 --> 00:12:55,114 - KATIE WAS HELPING DAD GET BACK IN THE GAME 360 00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:56,412 OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF HER HEART. 361 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,483 AND ALSO TO SALVAGE HER PARTY. 362 00:12:58,511 --> 00:12:59,981 EH, 50/50. 363 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,853 - THE SOONER YOU MEET SOMEONE, THE BETTER. 364 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,082 I MEAN, TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT. TICK-TOCK. 365 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,376 - WELL, 60/40. 366 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:05,387 - WAIT. 367 00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:07,018 IT'S THAT GUY WITH THE PUG. 368 00:13:07,054 --> 00:13:08,364 HE'S ALWAYS DRESSED NICE. 369 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:11,518 HE'S AT THE TABLE FILLING UP HIS TRAVEL DOGGIE DISH. 370 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,588 - HOW'S HIS FACE? - TATTOO-LESS. 371 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,056 - I'M ON IT. 372 00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,234 HI, I'M MEL. 373 00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:21,066 - HEY. 374 00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:23,201 - BOY, THOSE COLLAPSIBLE DOG DISHES 375 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,006 ARE PRETTY GREAT, HUH? 376 00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,138 - YEAH, THEY'RE SUPER HANDY. 377 00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:30,543 - YEAH, SO, UH, WHAT ARE YOU, MARRIED OR SINGLE OR... 378 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:31,537 - [laughs] WHAT? 379 00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:34,848 - OH, NO, I'M--I'M NOT TRYING TO PICK YOU UP. 380 00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:35,822 WHICH MIGHT BE WHAT I WOULD SAY 381 00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:37,989 IF I WAS TRYING TO PICK YOU UP, BUT I'M NOT. 382 00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,418 I'M NOT TRYING TO PICK YOU UP. 383 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,152 I'M--I'M JUST LOOKING FOR A FRIEND. 384 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:43,588 R-REALLY LOOKING FOR A COMPANION, 385 00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:44,893 YOU KNOW, WHICH REALLY, 386 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:46,055 REALLY SOUNDS LIKE I'M TRYING TO-- 387 00:13:46,093 --> 00:13:48,263 YEAH, OKAY. TAKE CARE. 388 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:50,995 - [sighs] WOW. 389 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,371 - YOU KNOW, THERE'S A REASON THEY SAY 390 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:53,999 NOT TO TALK TO STRANGERS. 391 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,004 - [chuckles] YEAH. 392 00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:56,065 WELL, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM, THEN, DON, 393 00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:58,413 BECAUSE I TALK TO YOU, AND YOU'RE PRETTY STRANGE. 394 00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:00,338 - [laughs] YEAH, BUT YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ME, 395 00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:01,913 MEL, AND I AM BEAUTIFUL. 396 00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:04,342 SO I TELL YOU WHAT, HERE'S A FREE COFFEE 397 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,047 FOR MY RECENTLY HUMILIATED FRIEND. 398 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:07,649 - THANK YOU. 399 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,550 DON TAKES CARE OF ME. 400 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:12,592 - YOU AND DON SEEM TO BE, UH... 401 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:15,159 OH, WHAT'S THE WORD? 402 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,218 FRIENDLY? 403 00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:17,486 - YEAH, HE'S A GOOD GUY. 404 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,034 AND I GUESS WE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON, YOU KNOW, 405 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:21,429 BASEBALL, AND WE'RE ABOUT THE SAME AGE, I GUESS, 406 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:24,201 AND I GET WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS. 407 00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:26,071 HEY, DON. 408 00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:30,069 - NO WAY. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 409 00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:32,973 - LOOK, BABE RUTH DID IT ALL WITHOUT STEROIDS 410 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:34,406 AND STILL MANAGED TO GET A CANDY BAR 411 00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:36,681 NAMED AFTER HIM, SO LISTEN, EYEBROW BOB. 412 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,579 YOU AND A-ROD, YOU CAN BOTH KISS MY CHEEKS, 413 00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:42,082 AND NOT THE ONES YOU CAN SEE. 414 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,545 - THAT'S THE BEST OFFER EYEBROW BOB'S HAD IN A WHILE. 415 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,524 - WASN'T EVEN MY EYEBROW! - AWW. 416 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,293 HEY, JESSE, GET EYEBROW BOB 417 00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,561 ONE OF THE OVERPRICED DRINKS HERE, WILL YA? 418 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:50,619 - [chuckles] THAT'S RIGHT, YEAH. 419 00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,027 MAKE IT A DOUBLE. 420 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:53,529 - HERE, BOY. 421 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,960 - [chuckling] EYEBROW BOB. 422 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:56,425 [light jazz music plays] 423 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:58,303 - HEY, DON, THANKS FOR COMING, MAN. 424 00:14:58,331 --> 00:14:59,371 THIS IS REALLY FUN. 425 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,929 - HEY, I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME. 426 00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:03,198 THANKS FOR HAVING ME. 427 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,436 SO THIS RAY OF LIGHT FOUNDATION... 428 00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:06,712 - YEAH? 429 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,139 - ISN'T IT WEIRD TO CALL IT RAY OF LIGHT 430 00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:10,005 WHEN IT'S A BLIND THING? 431 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:13,013 - NO, IT'S A--IT'S A CHARITY FOR HOMELESS KIDS. 432 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:15,376 - [chuckles] I THOUGHT IT WAS FOR YOUR... 433 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,245 SITUATION. 434 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:18,624 - I--MY SITUATION? 435 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,991 - YEAH, YOU KNOW, YOUR EYE SITCH. 436 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:23,021 I MEAN, ISN'T THAT WHY YOU'RE ON THE BOARD? 437 00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:24,086 - NO, I'M ON THE BOARD 438 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,294 OF THE CALIFORNIA BAR ASSOCIATION 439 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:26,285 'CAUSE I'M AN ATTORNEY. 440 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,456 - A BLIND ATTORNEY? 441 00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:30,325 IS THAT A THING? 442 00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:31,433 - [sighs] YEAH, DON, I'M-- 443 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:32,534 I'M A THING. 444 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:34,565 - AS DAD'S NIGHT WAS TAKING A TURN, 445 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,271 KATIE'S NIGHT WAS JUST GETTING GOOD. 446 00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,013 [knock at door] - HUNTER'S HERE! 447 00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:39,508 OKAY, EVERYONE, BE COOL. 448 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,169 BUT DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'RE BEING COOL. 449 00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,178 JUST BE COOL. 450 00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:44,139 OH, HEY, HUNTER. 451 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,277 I TOTALLY FORGOT YOU WERE COMING. 452 00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:46,452 COOL. 453 00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,419 - I BROUGHT YOU SOMETHING. - OH. 454 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,748 [alternative rock music plays] 455 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,154 - FRENCH ONION DIP. 456 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:56,656 - [laughs] OH, THANKS. 457 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,529 [whispers] OH, MY GOD. 458 00:15:58,558 --> 00:15:59,758 - SO JUST BECAUSE I'M BLIND, 459 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,762 IT REALLY DIDN'T OCCUR TO YOU THAT I COULD BE AN ATTORNEY? 460 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,634 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 461 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:04,633 NO. 462 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:06,034 - UNBELIEVABLE. 463 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:06,926 - I MEAN, A LAWYER? 464 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,636 AND HERE YOU ARE, USING YOUR BLINDNESS 465 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:09,738 TO GET FREE COFFEE FROM ME. 466 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:12,439 - WAIT, THAT'S WHY YOU WERE GIVING ME FREE COFFEE? 467 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,642 - WELL, I--OH, MY GOD. 468 00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:14,643 KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR IS OVER THERE. 469 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,214 KAREEM! 470 00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:18,283 YEAH, COME ON OVER HERE! TAKE A PICTURE! DON'T LEAVE! 471 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,711 - DON, COME ON, KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN. 472 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,476 - NO, IT'S NOT FOR ME. IT'S FOR MY BLIND FRIEND! 473 00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,024 FLASH HIM THE DOG, WILL YA? - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 474 00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:23,880 - MAKE HIM SEE THAT YOU'RE, YOU KNOW-- 475 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,346 - THAT I'M WHAT? THAT I'M WITH AN IDIOT? 476 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:28,656 I'LL SEE YOU AROUND THE DOG PARK, JACKASS. 477 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:37,697 . 478 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:38,700 - WITH DAD OUT OF THE APARTMENT, KATIE FINALLY GOT 479 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,302 TO HANG OUT WITH THE GUY OF HER DREAMS... 480 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,344 - WAS THIS YOUR CARD? - NO. 481 00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:45,110 - WHO WAS A COMPLETE NIGHTMARE. 482 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:47,208 - [scoffs] GUESS I MUST'VE... 483 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,810 [snorts, gags] 484 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:52,551 [groans] 485 00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:53,549 ATE IT. 486 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,320 - [chuckles] 487 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,718 THAT'S DISGUSTING. 488 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,719 - AND FOR MY NEXT TRICK, 489 00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:01,651 I WILL NEED A BEAUTIFUL VOLUNTEER. 490 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:02,788 - HEY, N-NICOLE! 491 00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:04,092 HEY--HEY, GIRL. 492 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,434 LOOK AT THIS! 493 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:07,589 YOU TOTALLY SAVED ME. 494 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,097 HE KEEPS DOING MAGIC TRICKS. 495 00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:12,069 - BUT THAT'S SO CUTE. 496 00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:13,829 - TURNS OUT IT'S THE OPPOSITE OF CUTE. 497 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,796 [dog barking] - ELVIS, NO. 498 00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,565 - OH, MY GOD. SHH! 499 00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:19,244 SHH, EVERYBODY! MY DAD'S HOME! 500 00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:21,342 SO JUST STAND STILL AND DON'T MAKE A SOUND. 501 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,814 AND TURN THAT OFF. 502 00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:23,842 [lock clicks] OKAY. 503 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,646 GET OUT OF THERE. 504 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,419 HEY, DAD, YOU'RE HOME! HI! 505 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,848 - HEY, WHY ARE YOU STANDING RIGHT BY THE FRONT DOOR? 506 00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:33,553 - WHY ARE YOU STANDING RIGHT BY THE DOOR 507 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:36,256 AND NOT AT YOUR CHARITY EVENT? 508 00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:37,719 - YEAH, TURNS OUT OUR BUDDY DON 509 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:40,087 WAS A LITTLE BIT OF A-- [sighs] 510 00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:41,287 I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUY 511 00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:43,428 WHO'S LIKE A RACIST BUT WITH BLIND PEOPLE? 512 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:48,103 - A JERK? - THAT. 513 00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,735 YEAH, HE JUST REDUCED ME TO NOTHING MORE 514 00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:52,569 THAN A POOR, PATHETIC LITTLE-- 515 00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,635 - DAD! - WHAT? 516 00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,584 - NOTHING, I JUST-- 517 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,309 - YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT. I CAN'T GET MAD. 518 00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:00,275 I MEAN, I JUST DID THE SAME EXACT THING TO PETE, 519 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,683 JUDGING A BOOK BY ITS... 520 00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:03,845 FACE TATTOO. 521 00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:05,293 [rings jingle] 522 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:06,718 - OH, NO. 523 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,793 MY BRACELETS FELL ON THE GROUND, 524 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,891 IS WHAT THAT SOUND WAS. - [silent] 525 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,893 - I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GIRLS WEAR ALL THAT JEWELRY. 526 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,355 - YEAH, WE'RE VAIN. - WELL... 527 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:17,425 GOOD NIGHT. I'M GONNA GET TO BED. 528 00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:20,134 - SWEET. I-I MEAN, SWEET DREAMS, DAD. 529 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:23,267 LOVE YOU. 530 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:27,543 - LOVE YOU TOO. 531 00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:30,884 OH, AND TELL YOUR 10 TO 15 FRIENDS TO GO HOME. 532 00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:37,824 - 14. WOW, HE'S GOOD. 533 00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:42,791 - IF MY BEST FRIEND HAD BEEN THERE, 534 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,222 I WOULD HAVE BEEN PLAYING ONE-ON-ONE 535 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:47,827 WITH THAT BASKETBALL INSTEAD OF... 536 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,800 YEAH, I REALLY DID THAT. 537 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,829 - OKAY, HENRY. - NOTHING. 538 00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:54,574 - FIRST, LET ME GET THE MOTHER STUFF OUT OF THE WAY. 539 00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:56,901 FIGHTING IS BAD, YOUNG MAN. 540 00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,936 OKAY, NOW TIME FOR THE FUN PART. 541 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,711 "THANK YOU FOR DEFENDING ME" COOKIES. 542 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,811 - I'M NOT HUNGRY. 543 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:06,253 - NOPE. I'M TAKING YOU OVER TO THE HANS'. 544 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:07,879 I'M GONNA GET YOU BACK TOGETHER WITH RUNYEN. 545 00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:09,384 - REALLY? - YEP. 546 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,376 EVEN IF IT MEANS GROVELING TO HIS STUPID MOTHER, 547 00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:14,248 WHO I'M SURE IS GREAT ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HER. 548 00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:16,287 LOTS OF STRESS IN SMALL BUSINESS. 549 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:18,833 - OH, LOOK, THEY'RE COMING TO SEE US. 550 00:19:18,858 --> 00:19:19,888 - OH, NO, NO, NO. 551 00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:22,856 SHE IS NOT GONNA APOLOGIZE BEFORE ME. 552 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:29,738 [car alarm beeps] 553 00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:32,639 WHA--WHAT DO YOU KNOW? [laughs] 554 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,742 THIS IS SO FUNNY. WE WERE JUST AT YOUR HOUSE. 555 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,535 - UH-- - WHAT A COINCIDENCE. 556 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:39,307 - MRS. FISHER, I WANTED-- - JOYCE. 557 00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:41,546 PLEASE. OH, WOW, DONUTS. 558 00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:42,681 THANK YOU. 559 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:43,715 - JOYCE, LISTEN, I WANTED TO SAY... 560 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:44,780 both: I'M SORRY. 561 00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,787 - NO, NO, THAT'S-- YES, THAT'S WHAT I WAS SAYING. 562 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,819 - NO, NO, I ACTED SO INAPPROPRIATELY. 563 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,315 - OH, IT WAS ALL ME, 564 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:53,927 WHICH IS WHY I AM THE ONE APOLOGIZING THE MOST. 565 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:57,500 'CAUSE THE IMPORTANT THING IS THE BOYS. 566 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,400 - I'M STILL MORE SORRY. - WELL, YOU KNOW, LET ME JUST-- 567 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:00,502 - DID YOU HEAR I SAID I'M SORRY? 568 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:01,603 - OH, NO, IT'S FINE. 569 00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,442 - GO AHEAD, BUDDY. 570 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:07,571 LISTEN, PETE, I-I WANT TO APOLOGIZE 571 00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,577 FOR YESTERDAY. 572 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,909 - THE TRUTH IS I DIDN'T WANT TO TAKE YOU 573 00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:14,614 TO THE EVENT BECAUSE OF YOUR TATTOO. 574 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,877 - NO! 575 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,786 - [laughs] - THAT WAS SURPRISING, 576 00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,618 BEING JUDGED BY YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE. 577 00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:22,563 - YEAH, I KNOW, YEAH. - A BALD GUY. 578 00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:24,459 - [laughs] YEAH. 579 00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:26,591 UM, YOU KNOW, NOT FOR NOTHING, 580 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:28,696 AND I-I MEAN, I DON'T WANT THIS TO BE AWKWARD, 581 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:29,558 BUT I, UH-- 582 00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:30,496 - YOU WANT TO ASK ABOUT THE TATTOO? 583 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,500 - I REALLY DO. - IT'S A DOOZY OF A STORY. 584 00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:33,772 - I BET. 585 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,770 - SO ABOUT SEVEN YEARS AGO, 586 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:38,512 I'M LEARNING HOW TO STAIN GLASS IN HOUSTON. 587 00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:41,438 AND THIS-- OH, YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 588 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:42,584 - WHAT? - THIS GUY'S NOT CLEANING UP 589 00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:43,439 AFTER HIS DOG. 590 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:44,836 - I THOUGHT THAT SMELL WAS LINGERING. 591 00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:46,707 - YOU WANNA CLEAN UP AFTER YOUR DOG? 592 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:48,476 - STILL DON'T HEAR THE RUSTLE OF A BAG! 593 00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:49,645 - COME ON, YA JERK! 594 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,452 - YEAH, THIS IS A COMMUNITY HERE! 595 00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:52,894 - HE'S MORE THIS WAY, MEL. - THANKS. 596 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,749 WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? 597 00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:56,917 - WHO, ME? - OOH, HE LOOKS PISSED. 598 00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,726 HE'S COMING OVER HERE. 599 00:20:58,758 --> 00:20:59,928 NOPE, WALKING AWAY. 600 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,659 - SAW YOUR TATTOO? - YEP. 601 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:03,404 - SO IT HAS ITS PERKS. - [laughs] 602 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:06,430 - NICE. 42265

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