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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,336 --> 00:00:02,536 2 00:00:02,570 --> 00:00:03,170 - GETTING YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE 3 00:00:04,305 --> 00:00:05,065 IS AN INCREDIBLE RITE OF PASSAGE. 4 00:00:05,106 --> 00:00:06,136 SURE, YOU GAIN YOUR INDEPENDENCE, 5 00:00:06,174 --> 00:00:08,584 BUT IT'S THE QUALITY BONDING TIME WITH THE PARENT 6 00:00:08,609 --> 00:00:09,709 TEACHING YOU THAT REALLY MAKES IT MEMORABLE. 7 00:00:09,743 --> 00:00:11,653 - MAINTAIN YOUR SPEED. - I AM! 8 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:13,449 - YOUR HANDS AT TEN AND TWO? TEN AND TWO, RIGHT? 9 00:00:13,481 --> 00:00:15,381 - STOP YELLING. YOU'RE MESSING ME UP. 10 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:17,386 - I'M JUST TRYING TO PREPARE YOU. 11 00:00:17,418 --> 00:00:19,588 JUST BECAUSE I'M BLIND DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T KNOW 12 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:21,090 THE DANGERS OF THE ROAD. 13 00:00:21,122 --> 00:00:22,292 SQUIRREL! DARTING SQUIRREL! 14 00:00:22,323 --> 00:00:23,793 NO, NO, NO, NO. 15 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:25,334 NEVER BRAKE FOR A RODENT. 16 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:26,359 LET DARWIN HANDLE THAT. 17 00:00:26,394 --> 00:00:27,434 YOU COULD GET REAR-ENDED. 18 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:29,431 LET'S GO. 19 00:00:29,463 --> 00:00:31,803 CHECK YOUR MIRRORS. 20 00:00:31,832 --> 00:00:33,202 BEE IN THE CAR! BEE IN THE CAR! 21 00:00:33,234 --> 00:00:35,244 - DAD, STOP IT! STOP! 22 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:37,339 I HAVE TO NAIL THIS TEST TOMORROW. 23 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:39,611 I HAVE TO GET MY LICENSE. 24 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:43,280 - I KNOW, SWEETIE. I JUST... 25 00:00:43,311 --> 00:00:44,611 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE MY LITTLE GIRL. 26 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:46,245 I'M NOT SURE I'M READY 27 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:49,420 FOR YOU TO BE THIS GROWN-UP QUITE YET. 28 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:52,520 - DAD, WE AGREED NEITHER OF US WERE GOING TO CRY 29 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:54,363 DURING THESE LESSONS ANYMORE. 30 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:55,658 - I KNOW. WHAT CAN I SAY? 31 00:00:55,689 --> 00:00:59,229 I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER MY EYES. 32 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:01,760 COME ON, LET'S GO. 33 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:03,625 THIS IS A BIG MOMENT FOR YOU, I KNOW, BUT, HEY, 34 00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:06,274 IT'S ALSO KIND OF A BIG MOMENT FOR ME. 35 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:07,770 - I KNOW, AND I REALLY APPRECIATE-- 36 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:10,371 - BIRD STRIKE! [tires screech] 37 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:11,514 - OKAY. 38 00:01:11,539 --> 00:01:15,509 - * LET'S TELL THE WORLD ALL THE THINGS WE'VE DONE * 39 00:01:15,543 --> 00:01:19,553 * PLACES WE'VE BEEN IN THE SETTING SUN * 40 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:23,750 * I'VE GOT A SONG AND A SMILE SO BRIGHT * 41 00:01:23,784 --> 00:01:26,654 * I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE HERE TONIGHT * 42 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:31,427 * I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE HERE TONIGHT * 43 00:01:33,194 --> 00:01:34,834 - WHILE KATIE WAS STUDYING THE RULES OF THE ROAD 44 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:36,802 AT THE DMV, MOM WAS DISCOVERING 45 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:38,430 THAT WHEN YOU GO BACK TO GRAD SCHOOL, 46 00:01:38,466 --> 00:01:40,196 THE ROAD CAN BE TREACHEROUS. 47 00:01:40,234 --> 00:01:41,774 - I MEAN, I LOVE THE CLASS. 48 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:43,672 I LOVE WALKING ACROSS THE QUAD. 49 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:45,244 I LOVE SAYING "QUAD." 50 00:01:45,273 --> 00:01:47,483 AND IT'S NOT THAT I'M NOT TOTALLY FITTING IN, 51 00:01:47,508 --> 00:01:50,378 BUT I FEEL LIKE, ON SOME LEVEL, 52 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:52,381 I MIGHT NOT BE FITTING IN. 53 00:01:52,413 --> 00:01:55,183 THEY'RE SO YOUNG AND CLIQUEY, 54 00:01:55,216 --> 00:01:57,416 AND NOTHING POPS ON THEM WHEN THEY SIT DOWN. 55 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:58,691 AND I WANT TO CONNECT WITH THEM, 56 00:01:58,719 --> 00:02:00,549 YOU KNOW, BUT I JUST FEEL LIKE I NEED AN IN. 57 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:03,588 - MOM, I'M EXPERIENCING ROAD RAGE, 58 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:05,364 AND I'M NOT EVEN ON THE ROAD YET. 59 00:02:05,393 --> 00:02:06,433 - SORRY. 60 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:07,630 DO YOUR THING. 61 00:02:07,661 --> 00:02:09,201 - THANK YOU. 62 00:02:09,230 --> 00:02:10,800 I JUST NEED TO FOCUS. 63 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:12,401 - QUICK. YOU'RE AT A FOUR-WAY STOP. 64 00:02:12,433 --> 00:02:13,803 WHO HAS THE RIGHT OF WAY? - DAD. 65 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:15,304 - AFTER YOU GET YOUR LICENSE, 66 00:02:15,336 --> 00:02:17,266 WE SHOULD FIND A PARKING LOT AND DO DOUGHNUTS. 67 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:18,765 [mimicking tires screeching] 68 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:22,836 [both imitating tires screeching] 69 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:24,746 - AS THRILLED AS I AM WITH THIS TURNOUT, 70 00:02:24,778 --> 00:02:26,608 I'M GONNA GO SIT WITH THE GUY WITH THE SHOULDER LIZARD. 71 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:29,617 - OH, YES, HONEY, LET'S. 72 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,820 OH. 73 00:02:31,852 --> 00:02:33,292 - HERE YOU GO, BOY. HERE YOU GO. 74 00:02:33,321 --> 00:02:35,591 - WHY AM I HEARING KNEE-LEVEL SMACKING? 75 00:02:35,623 --> 00:02:37,493 RUNYEN, ARE YOU FEEDING ELVIS PEOPLE FOOD? 76 00:02:37,525 --> 00:02:39,385 - IS THAT A PROBLEM? 77 00:02:39,427 --> 00:02:40,887 - WAIT, HAVE YOU FED HIM BEFORE? 78 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:44,198 - YEAH. COME HERE. YEAH. 79 00:02:44,232 --> 00:02:46,372 [laughs] IT'S LIKE YOU'RE TALKING. 80 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,300 - HE'S A SERVICE DOG. 81 00:02:48,336 --> 00:02:49,396 HIS ATTENTION NEEDS TO BE ON ME, 82 00:02:49,437 --> 00:02:51,867 NOT ON WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE SLURPING OVER THERE. 83 00:02:51,905 --> 00:02:53,965 - IT'S BOBA. 84 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,277 BOBA. 85 00:02:56,444 --> 00:02:57,354 BOBA? 86 00:02:57,378 --> 00:02:58,908 - YEAH, I HEAR YOU KEEP SAYING THAT WORD. 87 00:02:58,946 --> 00:03:00,606 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT MEANS. - YOU SHOULD TRY IT. 88 00:03:00,648 --> 00:03:03,878 THE TAIWANESE INVENTED IT, BUT MY PEOPLE PERFECTED IT. 89 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:04,717 - RUNYEN! - I'M SORRY. 90 00:03:04,752 --> 00:03:06,422 HE GRABBED IT RIGHT OUT OF MY BAG. 91 00:03:06,454 --> 00:03:08,524 - A-51, WINDOW 12. 92 00:03:08,556 --> 00:03:09,686 - ELVIS, THAT'S US. LET'S GO. 93 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:12,863 - STRAIGHT AHEAD, DAD. - THANKS, BUDDY. 94 00:03:12,893 --> 00:03:15,463 - MEL BABY'S GETTING HIS LICENSE? 95 00:03:15,496 --> 00:03:17,226 THERE'S NOTHING THAT MAN CAN'T DO. 96 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:18,665 - NO, HE WANTS TO BE IN THE CAR 97 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:19,899 WHEN KATIE TAKES HER TEST. 98 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:23,843 - OOH, DADDY'S HAVING TROUBLE LETTING GO. 99 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:24,911 HE'S GOOD PEOPLE. 100 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:26,768 SO AM I. 101 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:30,407 SHA-BOOEY! 102 00:03:30,444 --> 00:03:31,484 - JENNY'S SCHEDULE? 103 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:33,382 - NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO HANG OUT IN YOUR HALLWAY 104 00:03:33,414 --> 00:03:34,684 HOPING TO RUN INTO HER. 105 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:37,745 - LATELY, I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN PRETTY SMOOTH. 106 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:42,321 HEY, JENNY. - OH, GOD! 107 00:03:42,356 --> 00:03:43,916 - THIS CAN WORK TOO. 108 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:47,497 NOW I CAN ACCIDENTALLY RUN INTO HER OUT IN THE WORLD. 109 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:51,333 DUDE. - DUDE. 110 00:03:51,365 --> 00:03:53,325 - SIR, ONLY THE PERSON ADMINISTERING THE TEST 111 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:54,697 CAN BE IN THE CAR. 112 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,765 - IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GOING TO HELP HER CHEAT. 113 00:03:56,804 --> 00:03:58,314 IN CASE YOU'RE BLIND, I'M BLIND. 114 00:03:58,339 --> 00:03:59,539 - I CAN'T HELP YOU, SIR. 115 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,343 - CAN'T OR WON'T? 116 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:02,735 BECAUSE IF YOU CAN'T... - GOD, WHAT IS WITH HIM? 117 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:03,876 - WE NEED TO FIND SOMEBODY WHO CAN. 118 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:06,451 - TO BE FAIR, HE CAN'T SEE, 119 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:10,520 SO HE CAN'T PICK UP ON SOCIAL CUES LIKE YOU AND ME. 120 00:04:10,551 --> 00:04:12,921 SAY "LICENSED DRIVER"! 121 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:14,593 - FREEDOM! 122 00:04:14,622 --> 00:04:16,422 - GOOD ONE. - UNBELIEVABLE. 123 00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:18,827 THE GUIDE DOG FOUNDATION SAYS THEY NEED TO TAKE ELVIS 124 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:20,829 FOR TWO DAYS, SO THEY CAN RETRAIN HIM 125 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:22,661 NOT TO EAT PEOPLE FOOD. 126 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:24,056 - WHAT DO THEY DO, GIVE YOU A RENTAL? 127 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,627 LIKE A SMALLER, CHEAPER DOG? 128 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:27,366 - YOU KNOW THE FIRST THING I'M GONNA DO 129 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:28,301 NOW THAT I HAVE MY LICENSE? 130 00:04:28,336 --> 00:04:29,996 - SPEND SOME TIME WITH YOUR DEAR OL' DAD? 131 00:04:30,037 --> 00:04:32,437 - NO, I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO TAKE THE CAR TO PLAY PRACTICE. 132 00:04:32,473 --> 00:04:35,913 - OH, AND THEN THAT CUTE STAGE MANAGER CAN SEE YOU DRIVE UP. 133 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,083 WHAT'S HIS NAME, AIDEN? BRAYDEN? 134 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,480 NO, SOMETHING WITH AN "A." 135 00:04:38,512 --> 00:04:40,352 - CONNER. - RIGHT. 136 00:04:40,381 --> 00:04:42,621 - YEAH, AND MAYBE NOW THAT I'M DRIVING AN '04 WAGON, 137 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:44,050 I CAN GET HIM TO NOTICE ME. 138 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:45,994 - YOU JUST BE WHO YOU ARE. 139 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:47,359 HE'LL NOTICE YOU. 140 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:48,788 ALTHOUGH YOU MIGHT WANT TO GO SLAP ON 141 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:50,322 SOME OF THAT NEW LIP GLOSS YOU JUST GOT. 142 00:04:50,358 --> 00:04:52,358 - OH, YEAH. 143 00:04:52,393 --> 00:04:54,063 - IT MIGHT BE IN MY PURSE. 144 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:55,704 [clears throat] 145 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:56,699 [laughs] 146 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:58,600 - WHAT'S FUNNY? - KATIE. 147 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:00,532 JUST YESTERDAY, SHE WAS SPITTING UP MASHED PEAS, 148 00:05:00,568 --> 00:05:03,598 AND NOW SHE'S HOPPING IN THE CAR AND DRIVING AWAY. 149 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:05,067 ADIOS, BYE-BYE. 150 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:05,865 - [chuckles] 151 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:07,476 - LIKE DAD NEEDED ANOTHER REMINDER 152 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:08,808 THAT HE WAS LOSING HIS LITTLE GIRL. 153 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:10,782 - ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU GUYS WHENEVER. 154 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,911 - HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 155 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:15,976 WHO AM I TO SAY NO TO THE GUIDE DOG FOUNDATION? 156 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:18,346 IF THEY SAY ELVIS NEEDS TWO DAYS OF RETRAINING, 157 00:05:18,386 --> 00:05:20,346 THEN IT IS WHAT IT IS. 158 00:05:20,388 --> 00:05:23,618 I GUESS I'LL JUST NEED TO FIND A-- 159 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:26,527 KATIE, YOU GOT YOUR LICENSE JUST IN TIME. 160 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,400 YOU CAN HELP ME GET AROUND. 161 00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:29,429 - WHY? 162 00:05:29,463 --> 00:05:31,473 BECAUSE THE DOG ATE A COUPLE OF POTATO CHIPS? 163 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:32,329 - MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 164 00:05:32,366 --> 00:05:35,136 I GUESS PROBABLY I JUST OVERREAC--WHOA! 165 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,098 DID YOU SEE THAT? 166 00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:38,066 HE JUST SNATCHED IT RIGHT OUT OF MY HAND. 167 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:39,005 THAT'S IT, IT'S OFFICIAL. 168 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:41,479 GUIDE DOG FOUNDATION, FIRST STOP, RIGHT? 169 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:50,681 . 170 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:51,018 - SLOW DOWN. 171 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:53,449 YOU WANT TO LOSE YOUR LICENSE THE SAME DAY YOU GOT IT? 172 00:05:53,487 --> 00:05:54,517 - I STILL HAVE TO DROP YOU OFF, 173 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:55,755 AND I'M ALREADY LATE FOR REHEARSAL. 174 00:05:55,789 --> 00:05:56,759 - HEY, HERE'S AN IDEA. 175 00:05:56,790 --> 00:05:58,090 WHY DON'T I JUST GO WITH YOU? 176 00:05:58,125 --> 00:06:00,525 - NO, THANKS. - COME ON. 177 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:02,131 REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL? 178 00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:03,732 I USED TO GO TO CLASS WITH YOU ALL THE TIME. 179 00:06:03,764 --> 00:06:07,444 I KNEW ALL YOUR TEACHERS AND ALL YOUR LITTLE PROJECTS. 180 00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:11,409 - YOU'LL SIT IN THE BACK? THE BACK-BACK? 181 00:06:11,439 --> 00:06:13,139 - YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW I'M THERE. 182 00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:16,143 [thumping electronic music] 183 00:06:16,176 --> 00:06:17,136 * 184 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:17,947 HEY, PAL! 185 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:19,578 JUST BECAUSE YOU LIKE THAT MUSIC 186 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:21,653 DOES NOT MEAN THE ENTIRE CITY DOES. 187 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:22,452 YEAH, WE GET IT. 188 00:06:22,483 --> 00:06:26,493 YOU HAVE A RADIO WITH A SUBWOOFER. 189 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:29,020 - OKAY, YOU LOST WINDOW PRIVILEGES. 190 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:31,686 - IT'S SO NICE YOUR DAD HAS A CUTE, LITTLE COFFEE SHOP 191 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:32,925 NEXT TO HIS APARTMENT. 192 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:33,990 HE'S SO LUCKY. 193 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:35,897 - YEAH, I MEAN, HE'S BLIND, 194 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:38,599 BUT, YEAH, OKAY, LUCKY. 195 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:42,642 SOMETIMES JENNY MEETS HER MATH TUTOR HERE 196 00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:45,640 IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES. 197 00:06:45,673 --> 00:06:46,673 - YOU KNOW WHAT, BUTTON? 198 00:06:46,707 --> 00:06:49,537 I'M FEELING ACTUALLY A LITTLE OVER-CAFFEINATED. 199 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:50,837 MY HEART IS BEATING REALLY FAST. 200 00:06:50,878 --> 00:06:53,108 FEEL MY CHEST. - MOM! 201 00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:55,946 - PLEASE. 202 00:06:55,983 --> 00:06:57,493 IT'S REAL, YOU GUYS. 203 00:06:57,518 --> 00:06:58,788 - DO YOU KNOW THOSE PEOPLE? 204 00:06:58,819 --> 00:07:00,549 - YEAH, THEY'RE IN MY CHILD PSYCH CLASS. 205 00:07:00,588 --> 00:07:03,218 PROBABLY JUST HAVING STUDY GROUP 206 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:05,986 WITHOUT ME. 207 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:08,056 - SO I GUESS ALL THE PAINFUL CRAP 208 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:09,525 YOU DEAL WITH WHEN YOU'RE 12 YEARS OLD 209 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:12,673 NEVER GOES AWAY. 210 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:15,570 MEANWHILE, DAD WAS GETTING CLOSER TO HIS DAUGHTER. 211 00:07:15,603 --> 00:07:17,673 CLOSER 212 00:07:17,705 --> 00:07:19,805 AND CLOSER 213 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,170 AND CLOSER. 214 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:26,878 - BRAVO! 215 00:07:26,914 --> 00:07:29,084 - OKAY, SAME TIME TOMORROW. 216 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:34,986 - I THOUGHT WE AGREED ON THE BACK ROW. 217 00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:37,532 - WELL, YOUR PERFORMANCE WAS SO MAGNETIC, 218 00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:39,558 IT JUST PULLED ME TO THE STAGE. 219 00:07:39,593 --> 00:07:42,533 - HEY, KATIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW? 220 00:07:42,563 --> 00:07:44,003 - NOTHING. HI, CONNER. 221 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:45,771 HI, WHAT'S UP? - PSST, KATIE, IS THIS THE BOY? 222 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:46,799 [grunts] 223 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:48,704 - DANTE NEEDS TO DO A WHISKER FITTING FOR YOU 224 00:07:48,736 --> 00:07:49,766 DOWN IN HOME EC. 225 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:51,843 - OH. WITH DANTE. 226 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:53,912 [phone ringing] - ONE SEC. 227 00:07:53,941 --> 00:07:54,841 HEY. 228 00:07:54,875 --> 00:07:57,005 OH, YEAH, I'LL MEET YOU AT THE BOBA PLACE. 229 00:07:57,044 --> 00:08:00,014 BOBA FETE. IT'S ACROSS FROM THE LIBRARY. 230 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:04,615 - OKAY, SO I GOTTA GO GET FITTED FOR SOME WHISKERS, 231 00:08:04,652 --> 00:08:06,722 TAKE YOU HOME, AND THEN I'M GOING TO GET SOME BOBA. 232 00:08:06,754 --> 00:08:09,594 - BOBA. I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TRY BOBA. 233 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:11,193 RUNYEN JUST GOES ON AND ON ABOUT IT. 234 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:12,594 HE EVEN PUT IT ON MY SPEED DIAL. 235 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:13,586 [chuckles] 236 00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:15,697 KID'S RELENTLESS. 237 00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:17,229 SHALL WE? 238 00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:20,774 - [sighs] OKAY, BOBA IT IS. 239 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:23,765 - TOTES. [all laughing] 240 00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:26,914 - LOOK, MOM, I TOTALLY GET WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. 241 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:28,640 YOU'RE SCARED TO TALK TO THE COOL KIDS. 242 00:08:28,676 --> 00:08:30,606 AND I THINK YOU SHOULD-- - HENRY, I'M NOT SCARED. 243 00:08:30,644 --> 00:08:32,684 IT'S MORE COMP--WHAT WERE YOU SAYING ABOUT THE COOL KIDS? 244 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:34,623 - JUST GO OVER THERE AND TALK TO THEM. 245 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:36,748 COME ON, I'LL WALK OVER THERE WITH YOU. 246 00:08:36,784 --> 00:08:39,294 IF IT STARTS TO GO SOUTH, I'LL FAKE A STOMACHACHE. 247 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:40,789 - OKAY. 248 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:43,591 [thumping dance music] 249 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:46,134 - SO THIS IS FUN, SITTING IN A COOL NEW PLACE, 250 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:48,029 LISTENING TO COOL NEW MUSIC, 251 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:50,331 WAITING FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE FOREVER 252 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:52,603 FOR OUR COOL NEW DRINKS. 253 00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:53,603 I'M HAVING FUN. 254 00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:54,804 - HERE YOU GO. 255 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:57,295 - DID THEY JUST GET SERVED? WE ORDERED BEFORE THEY DID. 256 00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:59,937 - WE'VE BEEN SITTING TWO SEATS AWAY FROM CONNER 257 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:01,583 FOR TEN MINUTES. 258 00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:03,639 HE'S CLEARLY NOT INTERESTED IN ME. 259 00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:05,307 I'M JUST ANOTHER MEMBER OF THE CAST. 260 00:09:05,345 --> 00:09:06,875 - I'M SURE THAT'S NOT TRUE. 261 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:08,024 - HEY, RUMPLETEAZER. 262 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,678 - YOU MAY HAVE A POINT. 263 00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:11,177 KATIE, I THINK YOU NEED TO TAKE A PAGE 264 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,688 OUT OF YOUR DEAR OLD DAD'S BOOK. 265 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,760 YOU CAN'T ALWAYS JUST SIT AND HOPE. 266 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:17,358 SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN. 267 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:18,360 - WHO ARE YOU CALLING? 268 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,991 [phone ringing] 269 00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:21,327 - BOBA FETE. 270 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:22,901 - YES, I'D LIKE A DELIVERY, PLEASE. 271 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:24,030 - WHAT'S YOUR ADDRESS? 272 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:27,804 - THE SECOND STICKY TABLE DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF YOU. 273 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:30,742 - THAT'S COOL. 274 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:31,841 - OH, HEY! 275 00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:33,742 HOWDY-DO! 276 00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:35,344 - THAT "HOWDY-DO" PUT A HOLE IN THE BOAT, 277 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:37,305 AND WHAT SHE SAID NEXT SANK IT. 278 00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:39,714 - YOU GUYS STUDYING, LIKE BUDDIES? 279 00:09:39,747 --> 00:09:41,647 ARE YOU STUDY BUDDIES? 280 00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:43,222 SAYS THE FUDDY-DUDDY TO THE STUDY BUDDIES. 281 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,720 - OY. 282 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:47,322 OOH, RIGHT ON SCHEDULE. 283 00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:50,194 - HEY, MOM, WHY DON'T I GO ORDER US SOME MORE DRINKS? 284 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:52,063 - WAIT, WE'RE IN CHILD PSYCH, 285 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,032 AND YOU NEVER MENTIONED YOU HAVE A CHILD? 286 00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:56,661 - UH, I GUESS I WAS JUST WAITING FOR SHOW-AND-TELL. 287 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:58,997 - IT'S LIKE A CASE STUDY RIGHT UNDER OUR NOSE. 288 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:00,902 SIT DOWN, RIGHT NOW! 289 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:04,144 - OKAY. 290 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:06,411 - NO, BOTH OF YOU. 291 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:10,779 - MOM OR GIRL? MOM OR GIRL? 292 00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:12,111 I KNOW. 293 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:15,675 - LOOK FOR IT. HERE WE ARE. 294 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,316 OVER HERE. HELLO! 295 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:19,950 - HI. - YES. 296 00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:21,787 WOULD YOU PLEASE BRING US THE ORDER THAT WE PLACED 297 00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:23,322 BACK WHEN I HAD HAIR? 298 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:26,386 THANK YOU. - HEY, CONNER. 299 00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:27,756 ARE YOU LEAVING? 300 00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:29,125 - UH, YEAH, I'M GONNA GO WORK AT HOME. 301 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:31,432 LESS DISTRACTIONS. 302 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,674 - WAIT. I CAN DRIVE YOU. 303 00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:34,701 I HAVE A CAR 304 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:36,765 AND A LICENSE TO DRIVE THE CAR. 305 00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:38,914 - OH, THAT WOULD BE SWEET. I'LL GET MY BIKE. 306 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:41,269 - OKAY. 307 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,438 OKAY, DAD, HERE'S THE DEAL. 308 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,176 I'M GIVING CONNER A RIDE HOME. 309 00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:47,752 NOW, IF WE'VE LEARNED ANYTHING FROM TODAY-- 310 00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:49,381 AND I'M NOT SURE YOU HAVE-- 311 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:52,986 IT'S THAT YOU TEND TO RUB PEOPLE THE WRONG WAY. 312 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:56,360 SO PLEASE TRY YOUR BEST TO RUB CONNER THE RIGHT WAY. 313 00:10:56,389 --> 00:11:00,329 I MEAN, JUST-- DO NOT TALK TO HIM. 314 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,700 CAN YOU DO THAT? 315 00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:05,229 - SWEETIE, I... - DAD. 316 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:06,225 - CAN DO THAT. 317 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:09,136 - YEAH, I MEAN, I GUESS OUR TEXTBOOK IS FINE, 318 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,099 BUT IT REALLY JUST REINFORCES WHAT I GET 319 00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:12,738 FROM WATCHING THIS HANDFUL EVERY DAY. 320 00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:14,783 - LIKE HOW? 321 00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:17,778 - UM, OKAY, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW WE'RE STUDYING ABOUT HOW PARENTS 322 00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:20,411 OFTEN RESORT TO SHAME OR GUILT 323 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:22,377 TO CORRECT "ABNORMAL" BEHAVIOR? 324 00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:26,015 WELL, HENRY PUT ME TO THE TEST EVERY DAY. 325 00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:28,823 LIKE, UH, THIS, UH... 326 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,786 - [whispering] PEPI. - OH, YEAH. 327 00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:32,864 LIKE WHEN HE DATED OUR CAT PEPI. 328 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:33,933 [laughter] 329 00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:35,401 - WELL, I WOULDN'T SAY "DATED." 330 00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:37,158 I MEAN, WE WENT OUT A FEW TIMES. 331 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,197 [laughter] 332 00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:43,174 - YEAH, SO I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I'M GONNA GO TO COLLEGE. 333 00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,013 I FEEL LIKE YOU CAN GET JUST AS GOOD AN EDUCATION 334 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,368 OUT IN THE WORLD. 335 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:48,736 I'LL PROBABLY GO BACKPACKING THROUGH SOUTH AMERICA. 336 00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:49,876 I'VE GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS COUNTRY. 337 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,440 - [chuckles] 338 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:53,448 - DAD SURPRISED KATIE BY PROVING THAT SOMETIMES, 339 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:56,020 IN A PINCH, HE COULD BE THE FATHER SHE NEEDED HIM TO BE. 340 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,019 [metal thumping] 341 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,320 - WHOA. - OH, MY GOD. 342 00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:00,491 - WE'VE BEEN IN AN ACCIDENT. REMAIN CALM. 343 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,760 NO ONE EXIT THE VEHICLE. 344 00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:07,190 - BUT MOSTLY, HE WAS JUST THE MEL FISHER SHE ALWAYS KNEW. 345 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,297 - HEY, SORRY ABOUT THAT. 346 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:09,528 - WHAT, ARE YOU TEXTING AND DRIVING? 347 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,232 - NO, NO, NO. - WHAT, ARE YOU DRUNK? 348 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:12,834 I'M GONNA NEED TO SMELL YOUR BREATH, PAL. 349 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:14,936 - I HAD A PANINI WITH HORSERADISH. 350 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,538 - THAT CHECKS OUT. LICENSE AND REGISTRATION. 351 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,439 - DAD, LET IT GO. THERE'S NOT EVEN A SCRATCH. 352 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,241 - YOU DON'T KNOW. THERE COULD BE FRAME DAMAGE. 353 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:21,343 AND I TOLD YOU TO STAY IN THE CAR. 354 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,484 CONNER, WE MIGHT NEED TO GET A STATEMENT FROM YOU. 355 00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:24,510 YOU'RE A WITNESS. 356 00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:25,854 - I THINK I'M JUST GONNA HEAD HOME. 357 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:27,549 - HOME? WHY? - OKAY, HORSERADISH. 358 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,480 I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO READ ME YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE. 359 00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:30,476 READY? PROCEED. 360 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:31,477 - D. - DELTA. 361 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:32,488 - 9. - NINER. 362 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:33,489 both: 7. - BYE. 363 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,490 - 6. - 6. 364 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:41,294 . 365 00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:41,798 - SO WE ALL GOOD HERE? 366 00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:44,203 DON'T NEED TO DO ANY CHALK OUTLINES OF OUR BODIES? 367 00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:45,271 DUST FOR PRINTS? NO? OKAY. 368 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:48,238 FANTASTIC MEETING YOU. 369 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,568 - SEE, WITH AN ATTITUDE LIKE THAT, 370 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,302 IT'S NO ACCIDENT HE GOT INTO AN ACCIDENT. 371 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:53,108 - [groans] [hatch door slams] 372 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:56,210 - SO YOUR FRIEND HAD TO LEAVE? 373 00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:57,013 - WHAT WAS THAT? 374 00:12:57,044 --> 00:12:58,584 - SORRY THAT TOOK SO LONG, SWEETIE, 375 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,281 BUT WHEN YOU'RE INVOLVED IN AN ACCIDENT, 376 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:01,453 THERE'S A PROCEDURE-- 377 00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:03,581 - I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE ACCIDENT, DAD. 378 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:04,986 IT'S EVERYTHING. 379 00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,848 IT'S LIKE WHEN ANYTHING UNJUST HAPPENS, 380 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,917 YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT RIGHT IN THE LOUDEST, 381 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,986 MOST EMBARRASSING WAY POSSIBLE. 382 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:13,064 AND YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT WHO IT AFFECTS. 383 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:15,963 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, DAD? IT AFFECTS ME. 384 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:18,126 - I'M SORRY, SWEETIE. 385 00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:19,995 I'M NOT TRYING TO EMBARRASS YOU. 386 00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:22,043 - I MEAN, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THAT? 387 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,110 - YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I DO IT? 388 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,282 - I'M PRAYING IT'S NOT GENETIC. 389 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,146 - THE SUMMER AFTER EIGHTH GRADE, 390 00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:36,151 I SIGNED UP FOR THE ROWING TEAM AT CAMP. 391 00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:38,253 AND THE COACH, MR. LOCKE, 392 00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:40,145 PULLS ME ASIDE AFTER THE FIRST PRACTICE, 393 00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:43,157 AND HE SAYS, "FISHER, I CAN'T HAVE SOME BLIND KID 394 00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:46,160 "BANGING INTO PEOPLE'S OARS AND MESSING UP MY TEAM'S RHYTHM. 395 00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:48,233 "TECHNICALLY, I CAN'T KICK YOU OFF THE TEAM, 396 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:52,271 BUT I STRONGLY ADVISE YOU TO QUIT." 397 00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:54,129 SO I QUIT, 398 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,367 AND I'VE REGRETTED IT EVER SINCE THEN. 399 00:13:56,403 --> 00:14:01,883 AND I PROMISED MYSELF I WOULD NEVER BACK DOWN LIKE THAT AGAIN, 400 00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:05,479 AND I'M SORRY IF THAT EMBARRASSES YOU SOMETIMES. 401 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:09,323 - WOW. 402 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,989 IT'S NOT FAIR SOME OBNOXIOUS DUDE 403 00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:15,189 UPSET YOUR TEENAGE YEARS. 404 00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:17,362 BUT THAT WAS 40 YEARS AGO. 405 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,230 AND NOW YOU'RE THE OBNOXIOUS DUDE 406 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:21,189 UPSETTING MY TEENAGE YEARS. 407 00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:22,328 [sighs] 408 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,962 - HUH. 409 00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:27,197 THAT'S REALLY NOT THE RESPONSE I WAS GOING FOR THERE. 410 00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:29,144 - WHAT ABOUT THIS? 3:15, JENNY HAS A PIANO LESSON. 411 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:30,639 - AT MRS. SIMON'S HOUSE. 412 00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:33,140 HOW DO I CASUALLY RUN INTO HER THERE? 413 00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:34,343 - YOU DON'T. 414 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:37,114 YOU TAKE THE 2:30 BUS THAT SHE TAKES TO HER PIANO LESSON, 415 00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:39,184 AND YOU SIT NEXT TO HER FOR 45 MINUTES. 416 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,652 - OH, THAT'S GOOD. 417 00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:43,281 BUT WAIT, WHERE WILL I SAY I'M GOING? 418 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,146 - WHO CARES? 419 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:46,515 JUST GET ON THE BUS AND CLOSE THE DEAL. 420 00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:47,923 OKAY? 421 00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:49,585 - HENRY. 422 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,662 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 423 00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,331 - I'M HOSTING BUDDY STUDY. 424 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,200 OH, SORRY. I FORGOT WE'RE NOT SAYING THAT. 425 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,228 SINCE I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT DOESN'T LIVE WITH MY PARENTS 426 00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:59,274 BECAUSE I AM ONE, WE'RE DOING IT HERE. 427 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:00,499 - OH, GREAT. 428 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,543 - HEY, WHY DON'T YOU JOIN US? 429 00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,011 JOIN US. 430 00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,541 - [sighs] 431 00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:15,051 - AND YOU WONDER WHY HE CAN ONLY DATE A CAT. 432 00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:16,482 - SINCE WE ALL HAD SUCH A BLAST YESTERDAY 433 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:19,116 TALKING ABOUT WHAT MAKES HENRY HERE TICK, 434 00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:21,292 I THOUGHT WE COULD DIG A LITTLE DEEPER. 435 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:25,461 AND THIS TIME, I HAVE VISUAL AIDS. 436 00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:26,632 - OKAY, I SHOULD PROBABLY GO. 437 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,999 I'M KIND OF ON A SCHEDULE. 438 00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:31,559 - OH, YEAH, THAT. OH, NO, THAT'S GREAT. 439 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,068 YOU GUYS, HERE, CHECK THIS OUT. 440 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,170 - MOM. - NO, SHH, LET ME TELL IT. 441 00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:37,542 SO THERE'S A GIRL IN MY EX-HUSBAND'S BUILDING-- 442 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,470 JENNY--THAT HENRY IS HEAD OVER HEELS FOR, 443 00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:41,266 TO THE POINT THAT HE IS NOW... - MOM! 444 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:44,238 - AN ADORABLE LITTLE STALKER. 445 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,707 - I UNDERSTAND MOM WAS DESPERATE, 446 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:46,805 BUT THAT WAS GOING TOO FAR. 447 00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:49,276 TALKING ABOUT MY EMBARRASSING PAST WAS ONE THING, 448 00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:52,046 BUT MY EMBARRASSING PRESENT-- THAT WAS OVER THE LINE. 449 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:53,715 - STOP! 450 00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,463 I WAS THE ONE WHO HELPED YOU 451 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,218 START TALKING TO THESE STUPID PEOPLE. 452 00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:58,687 AND THIS IS HOW YOU PAY ME BACK? 453 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,525 YOU WANT TO KNOW THIS CHILD'S PSYCHOLOGY? 454 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,030 HE HAS MOMMY ISSUES. 455 00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:05,773 TALK ABOUT THAT. 456 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,668 - OH, THAT'S NOT REALLY NOTEWORTHY. 457 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:10,200 NO, NO, STOP WRITING. STOP--STOP THAT. 458 00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:11,037 STOP WRITING. STOP WRITING. 459 00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:19,246 . 460 00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:20,049 - FIVE MINUTES TO CURTAIN, EVERYONE. 461 00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:22,251 WHAT? 462 00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:23,682 RUM TUM TUGGER THREW UP? 463 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:25,086 HE'S NOT ON UNTIL THE FIFTH NUMBER. 464 00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:28,758 SEE IF GENE HAS A TIDE STICK. 465 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,492 - THAT'S QUITE A SERIOUS LENS YOU GOT THERE, RUNYEN. 466 00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,097 - I'M ABOUT TO SEE KATIE IN A LEOT-- 467 00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,729 I LOVE THE THEATER. 468 00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:41,225 - HENRY, I GOT YOU CANDY. 469 00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:43,598 - NO, THANKS. 470 00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,608 - HOW MANY WAYS DO I HAVE TO SAY I'M SORRY? 471 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,540 - WHEN I FIGURE THAT OUT WITH WITH KATIE, 472 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:50,576 I'LL LET YOU KNOW. 473 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:53,150 - [sighs] 474 00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,217 JENNY! 475 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,579 WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE? 476 00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,387 - YEAH, SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO SEE A MOVIE TONIGHT 477 00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,749 WITH STEPHANIE ARLISS. SHE'S GONE ROGUE! 478 00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,718 - IT'S THE UNIVERSE TRYING TO BRING US TOGETHER. 479 00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:05,426 WELL, AND THEN LAUGHING IN MY FACE 480 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,258 'CAUSE WE CAN'T SIT TOGETHER. 481 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:10,762 - SIR, EXCUSE ME. 482 00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:12,027 I HATE TO BE THIS PERSON, 483 00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:15,235 BUT WOULD YOU MIND JUST SCOOTING OVER TO THAT SEAT NEXT TO YOU? 484 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,668 - OH, I'M ACTUALLY HERE WITH MY WIFE. 485 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:20,113 OUR DAUGHTER IS MAGICAL MR.-- - YOU MUST BE VERY PROUD. 486 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,510 - AS MUCH AS MOM HATED BEING THAT PERSON, 487 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,241 SHE WAS REALLY GOOD AT BEING THAT PERSON. 488 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:25,707 - HI. CUTE KID. 489 00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,775 WOULD YOU MIND PUTTING HER ON YOUR LAP, 490 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,154 SO WE CAN HAVE THAT SEAT? 491 00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:30,552 - AND TO MAKE IT UP TO ME, 492 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,653 SHE DIDN'T CARE WHO SHE PISSED OFF. 493 00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:33,845 EVEN A BABY. 494 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,116 - GREAT. OKAY. 495 00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:36,285 NOW, I HATE TO BE THIS PERSON, 496 00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:39,133 BUT NOW DO YOU MIND SWITCHING SEATS? 497 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:40,759 - HENRY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 498 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:41,763 - I DON'T KNOW. 499 00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:44,234 MOM'S PLAYING TETRIS WITH THE AUDIENCE. 500 00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:46,434 - I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS. 501 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,266 - PSST. FOLKS, GOOD NEWS. 502 00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:50,441 I GOT YOU BETTER SEATS DOWN THERE. 503 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:56,105 - AND BEFORE I KNEW IT, MOM HAD DONE THIS. 504 00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:59,353 - WHY DOESN'T THE KID JUST SIT IN THE-- 505 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:00,409 OH. 506 00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:03,377 - AFTER ALL MY MANEUVERING TO GET CLOSE TO JENNY, 507 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,586 IT WAS MOM WHO HAD THE MOVES TO MAKE IT HAPPEN. 508 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:08,288 - JENNY! 509 00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:11,161 THERE'S A SEAT OVER HERE. 510 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:14,331 HEY. - HEY. 511 00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:16,161 - HI, I'M JOYCE. 512 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:18,126 - HI, NICE TO MEET YOU. - I'M HIS MOM. 513 00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:19,665 YOU'RE EVEN CUTER THAN HE SAID. 514 00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:20,669 - MOM! 515 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:21,670 [applause] 516 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:24,671 [mischievous music] 517 00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:32,784 * 518 00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:40,622 - [purrs] 519 00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:49,527 - [purring] 520 00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:50,902 [dog barks] 521 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:51,900 - ELVIS! EASY, BUDDY. 522 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:52,731 - [hisses] [dog barking] 523 00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:54,595 - ELVIS, SHH, SHH, SHH. ELVIS, EASY. 524 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:58,914 ELVIS, EASY, BOY. IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 525 00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:01,308 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET THAT DOG OUT OF HERE. 526 00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,241 - HE'S A GUIDE DOG. 527 00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:04,676 - I DON'T CARE. GET OUT. 528 00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:07,911 YOU'RE WRECKING MY SHOW. YOU'RE WRECKING MY WHOLE SHOW. 529 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:12,294 GET OUT. 530 00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:20,934 - ELVIS, FIND THE DOOR. 531 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,960 - HE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE! 532 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,795 [music stops] 533 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,902 [indistinct chatter] 534 00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:32,244 THAT IS MY DAD, AND THAT'S HIS GUIDE DOG, 535 00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:35,242 AND HE HAS AS MUCH RIGHT TO BE HERE AS ANYBODY ELSE 536 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:39,945 PER CIVIL CODE 54-POINT... 537 00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:41,579 WHATEVER. LOOK IT UP. 538 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:44,954 NOBODY'S GOING TO TELL HIM WHERE HE CAN AND CAN'T GO. 539 00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:48,824 HE'S STAYING, AND THAT DOG IS STAYING. 540 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:51,855 AND UNLESS YOU WANT TO SEE MY REAL CLAWS COME OUT, 541 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:54,461 YOU'LL BACK THE [bleep] OFF AND SIT THE [bleep] DOWN 542 00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:56,534 AND LET US PUT ON THE SHOW THAT WE'VE BEEN REHEARSING 543 00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:58,003 FOR THREE [bleep] MONTHS 544 00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,300 IN REALLY HOT AND ITCHY COSTUMES! 545 00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,666 [chuckles] 546 00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:11,435 AND ON WITH THE SHOW. 547 00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:13,708 COME ON, KID. FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT. 548 00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:16,716 [mischievous music] 549 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:24,719 * 550 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:27,827 [indistinct chatter] 551 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,698 - THANKS FOR STICKING UP FOR YOUR OLD MAN. 552 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:31,760 IT WAS AWESOME. 553 00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:32,798 I DON'T KNOW IF I COULD HAVE MADE 554 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:34,902 A MORE EMBARRASSING PUBLIC DISPLAY IF I TRIED. 555 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,444 - HEY, I LEARNED FROM THE BEST. 556 00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:39,539 - AW, THANKS. 557 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:42,881 - CONNER. 558 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,849 MEGAN'S HAVING SOME PEOPLE OVER TONIGHT FOR A LITTLE CAST PARTY, 559 00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:47,808 AND I THINK WE SHOULD GO, TOGETHER, 560 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:48,977 YOU AND ME. 561 00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:51,445 - WOW. OKAY. 562 00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:53,924 - GREAT. I'M DRIVING. 563 00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:56,663 AND MY DAD WILL NOT BE JOINING US. 564 00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:00,691 - WELL, IF TONIGHT PROVES ANYTHING, 565 00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:01,827 YOU ARE NOT LOSING YOUR LITTLE GIRL. 566 00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:05,571 YOU ARE GAINING A STRONG, SELF-RELIANT YOUNG WOMAN. 567 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:08,028 - WHO IS NOT AFRAID TO STAND UP FOR HERSELF. 568 00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:10,067 - EXACTLY. A LITTLE MEL. 569 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,942 - I HEARD THAT. 570 00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:13,911 - SHALL WE? - YEAH. 571 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,540 - WAIT. SHE'S TAKING THE CAR, RIGHT? 572 00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:18,035 - YEP. WE GOT NO WAY HOME. 573 00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:22,317 - THAT'S MY BOY. 40382

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