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- GETTING YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE
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IS AN INCREDIBLE
RITE OF PASSAGE.
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SURE, YOU GAIN
YOUR INDEPENDENCE,
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BUT IT'S THE QUALITY
BONDING TIME WITH THE PARENT
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TEACHING YOU THAT REALLY
MAKES IT MEMORABLE.
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- MAINTAIN YOUR SPEED.
- I AM!
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- YOUR HANDS AT TEN AND TWO?
TEN AND TWO, RIGHT?
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- STOP YELLING.
YOU'RE MESSING ME UP.
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- I'M JUST TRYING
TO PREPARE YOU.
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JUST BECAUSE I'M BLIND
DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T KNOW
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THE DANGERS OF THE ROAD.
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SQUIRREL!
DARTING SQUIRREL!
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NO, NO, NO, NO.
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NEVER BRAKE FOR A RODENT.
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LET DARWIN HANDLE THAT.
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YOU COULD GET REAR-ENDED.
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LET'S GO.
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CHECK YOUR MIRRORS.
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BEE IN THE CAR!
BEE IN THE CAR!
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- DAD, STOP IT!
STOP!
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I HAVE TO NAIL
THIS TEST TOMORROW.
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I HAVE TO GET MY LICENSE.
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- I KNOW, SWEETIE.
I JUST...
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YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE MY LITTLE GIRL.
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I'M NOT SURE I'M READY
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FOR YOU TO BE THIS GROWN-UP
QUITE YET.
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- DAD, WE AGREED
NEITHER OF US WERE GOING TO CRY
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DURING THESE LESSONS ANYMORE.
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- I KNOW.
WHAT CAN I SAY?
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I HAVE NO CONTROL
OVER MY EYES.
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COME ON, LET'S GO.
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THIS IS A BIG MOMENT FOR YOU,
I KNOW, BUT, HEY,
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IT'S ALSO KIND OF
A BIG MOMENT FOR ME.
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- I KNOW,
AND I REALLY APPRECIATE--
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- BIRD STRIKE!
[tires screech]
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- OKAY.
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- * LET'S TELL THE WORLD
ALL THE THINGS WE'VE DONE *
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* PLACES WE'VE BEEN
IN THE SETTING SUN *
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* I'VE GOT A SONG
AND A SMILE SO BRIGHT *
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* I'LL MAKE YOU WISH
YOU WERE HERE TONIGHT *
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* I'LL MAKE YOU WISH
YOU WERE HERE TONIGHT *
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- WHILE KATIE WAS STUDYING
THE RULES OF THE ROAD
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AT THE DMV,
MOM WAS DISCOVERING
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THAT WHEN YOU GO BACK
TO GRAD SCHOOL,
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THE ROAD CAN BE TREACHEROUS.
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- I MEAN, I LOVE THE CLASS.
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I LOVE WALKING ACROSS THE QUAD.
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I LOVE SAYING "QUAD."
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AND IT'S NOT THAT
I'M NOT TOTALLY FITTING IN,
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BUT I FEEL LIKE,
ON SOME LEVEL,
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I MIGHT NOT BE FITTING IN.
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THEY'RE SO YOUNG AND CLIQUEY,
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AND NOTHING POPS ON THEM
WHEN THEY SIT DOWN.
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AND I WANT
TO CONNECT WITH THEM,
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YOU KNOW, BUT I JUST FEEL LIKE
I NEED AN IN.
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- MOM,
I'M EXPERIENCING ROAD RAGE,
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AND I'M NOT EVEN
ON THE ROAD YET.
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- SORRY.
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DO YOUR THING.
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- THANK YOU.
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I JUST NEED TO FOCUS.
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- QUICK.
YOU'RE AT A FOUR-WAY STOP.
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WHO HAS THE RIGHT OF WAY?
- DAD.
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- AFTER YOU GET
YOUR LICENSE,
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WE SHOULD FIND A PARKING LOT
AND DO DOUGHNUTS.
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[mimicking tires screeching]
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[both imitating
tires screeching]
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- AS THRILLED AS I AM
WITH THIS TURNOUT,
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I'M GONNA GO SIT WITH THE GUY
WITH THE SHOULDER LIZARD.
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- OH, YES, HONEY, LET'S.
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OH.
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- HERE YOU GO, BOY.
HERE YOU GO.
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- WHY AM I HEARING
KNEE-LEVEL SMACKING?
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RUNYEN, ARE YOU FEEDING
ELVIS PEOPLE FOOD?
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- IS THAT A PROBLEM?
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- WAIT,
HAVE YOU FED HIM BEFORE?
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- YEAH. COME HERE.
YEAH.
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[laughs]
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE TALKING.
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- HE'S A SERVICE DOG.
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HIS ATTENTION
NEEDS TO BE ON ME,
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NOT ON WHATEVER IT IS
YOU'RE SLURPING OVER THERE.
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- IT'S BOBA.
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BOBA.
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BOBA?
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- YEAH, I HEAR YOU
KEEP SAYING THAT WORD.
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I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT MEANS.
- YOU SHOULD TRY IT.
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THE TAIWANESE INVENTED IT,
BUT MY PEOPLE PERFECTED IT.
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- RUNYEN!
- I'M SORRY.
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HE GRABBED IT
RIGHT OUT OF MY BAG.
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- A-51, WINDOW 12.
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- ELVIS, THAT'S US.
LET'S GO.
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- STRAIGHT AHEAD, DAD.
- THANKS, BUDDY.
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- MEL BABY'S
GETTING HIS LICENSE?
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THERE'S NOTHING
THAT MAN CAN'T DO.
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- NO, HE WANTS
TO BE IN THE CAR
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WHEN KATIE TAKES HER TEST.
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- OOH, DADDY'S HAVING TROUBLE
LETTING GO.
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HE'S GOOD PEOPLE.
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SO AM I.
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SHA-BOOEY!
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- JENNY'S SCHEDULE?
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- NOW YOU DON'T HAVE
TO HANG OUT IN YOUR HALLWAY
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HOPING TO RUN INTO HER.
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- LATELY, I FEEL LIKE
I'VE BEEN PRETTY SMOOTH.
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HEY, JENNY.
- OH, GOD!
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- THIS CAN WORK TOO.
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NOW I CAN ACCIDENTALLY
RUN INTO HER OUT IN THE WORLD.
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DUDE.
- DUDE.
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- SIR, ONLY THE PERSON
ADMINISTERING THE TEST
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CAN BE IN THE CAR.
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- IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GOING
TO HELP HER CHEAT.
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IN CASE YOU'RE BLIND,
I'M BLIND.
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- I CAN'T HELP YOU, SIR.
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- CAN'T OR WON'T?
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BECAUSE IF YOU CAN'T...
- GOD, WHAT IS WITH HIM?
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- WE NEED TO FIND SOMEBODY
WHO CAN.
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- TO BE FAIR, HE CAN'T SEE,
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SO HE CAN'T PICK UP
ON SOCIAL CUES LIKE YOU AND ME.
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SAY "LICENSED DRIVER"!
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- FREEDOM!
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- GOOD ONE.
- UNBELIEVABLE.
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THE GUIDE DOG FOUNDATION
SAYS THEY NEED TO TAKE ELVIS
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FOR TWO DAYS,
SO THEY CAN RETRAIN HIM
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NOT TO EAT PEOPLE FOOD.
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- WHAT DO THEY DO,
GIVE YOU A RENTAL?
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LIKE A SMALLER, CHEAPER DOG?
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- YOU KNOW THE FIRST THING
I'M GONNA DO
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NOW THAT I HAVE MY LICENSE?
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- SPEND SOME TIME
WITH YOUR DEAR OL' DAD?
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- NO, I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO TAKE
THE CAR TO PLAY PRACTICE.
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- OH, AND THEN THAT CUTE STAGE
MANAGER CAN SEE YOU DRIVE UP.
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WHAT'S HIS NAME, AIDEN?
BRAYDEN?
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NO, SOMETHING WITH AN "A."
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- CONNER.
- RIGHT.
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- YEAH, AND MAYBE NOW
THAT I'M DRIVING AN '04 WAGON,
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I CAN GET HIM TO NOTICE ME.
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- YOU JUST BE WHO YOU ARE.
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HE'LL NOTICE YOU.
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ALTHOUGH YOU MIGHT WANT
TO GO SLAP ON
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SOME OF THAT NEW LIP GLOSS
YOU JUST GOT.
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- OH, YEAH.
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- IT MIGHT BE IN MY PURSE.
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[clears throat]
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[laughs]
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- WHAT'S FUNNY?
- KATIE.
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JUST YESTERDAY,
SHE WAS SPITTING UP MASHED PEAS,
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AND NOW SHE'S HOPPING
IN THE CAR AND DRIVING AWAY.
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ADIOS, BYE-BYE.
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- [chuckles]
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- LIKE DAD NEEDED
ANOTHER REMINDER
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THAT HE WAS LOSING
HIS LITTLE GIRL.
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- ALL RIGHT,
I'LL SEE YOU GUYS WHENEVER.
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- HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WHO AM I TO SAY NO
TO THE GUIDE DOG FOUNDATION?
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IF THEY SAY ELVIS NEEDS
TWO DAYS OF RETRAINING,
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THEN IT IS WHAT IT IS.
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I GUESS I'LL JUST
NEED TO FIND A--
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KATIE, YOU GOT YOUR LICENSE
JUST IN TIME.
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YOU CAN HELP ME GET AROUND.
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- WHY?
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BECAUSE THE DOG ATE
A COUPLE OF POTATO CHIPS?
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- MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
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I GUESS PROBABLY
I JUST OVERREAC--WHOA!
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DID YOU SEE THAT?
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HE JUST SNATCHED IT
RIGHT OUT OF MY HAND.
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THAT'S IT, IT'S OFFICIAL.
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GUIDE DOG FOUNDATION,
FIRST STOP, RIGHT?
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.
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- SLOW DOWN.
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YOU WANT TO LOSE YOUR LICENSE
THE SAME DAY YOU GOT IT?
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- I STILL HAVE
TO DROP YOU OFF,
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AND I'M ALREADY
LATE FOR REHEARSAL.
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- HEY, HERE'S AN IDEA.
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WHY DON'T I JUST
GO WITH YOU?
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- NO, THANKS.
- COME ON.
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REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE
IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL?
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I USED TO GO TO CLASS
WITH YOU ALL THE TIME.
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I KNEW ALL YOUR TEACHERS
AND ALL YOUR LITTLE PROJECTS.
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- YOU'LL SIT IN THE BACK?
THE BACK-BACK?
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- YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW
I'M THERE.
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[thumping electronic music]
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*
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HEY, PAL!
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JUST BECAUSE
YOU LIKE THAT MUSIC
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DOES NOT MEAN
THE ENTIRE CITY DOES.
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YEAH, WE GET IT.
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YOU HAVE A RADIO
WITH A SUBWOOFER.
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- OKAY, YOU LOST
WINDOW PRIVILEGES.
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- IT'S SO NICE YOUR DAD
HAS A CUTE, LITTLE COFFEE SHOP
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NEXT TO HIS APARTMENT.
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HE'S SO LUCKY.
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- YEAH, I MEAN,
HE'S BLIND,
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BUT, YEAH, OKAY, LUCKY.
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SOMETIMES JENNY MEETS
HER MATH TUTOR HERE
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IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES.
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- YOU KNOW WHAT, BUTTON?
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I'M FEELING ACTUALLY
A LITTLE OVER-CAFFEINATED.
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MY HEART IS BEATING
REALLY FAST.
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FEEL MY CHEST.
- MOM!
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- PLEASE.
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IT'S REAL, YOU GUYS.
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- DO YOU KNOW THOSE PEOPLE?
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- YEAH, THEY'RE
IN MY CHILD PSYCH CLASS.
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PROBABLY JUST HAVING
STUDY GROUP
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WITHOUT ME.
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- SO I GUESS
ALL THE PAINFUL CRAP
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YOU DEAL WITH
WHEN YOU'RE 12 YEARS OLD
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NEVER GOES AWAY.
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MEANWHILE, DAD WAS GETTING
CLOSER TO HIS DAUGHTER.
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CLOSER
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AND CLOSER
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AND CLOSER.
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- BRAVO!
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- OKAY, SAME TIME TOMORROW.
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- I THOUGHT WE AGREED
ON THE BACK ROW.
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- WELL, YOUR PERFORMANCE
WAS SO MAGNETIC,
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IT JUST PULLED ME
TO THE STAGE.
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- HEY, KATIE,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?
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- NOTHING.
HI, CONNER.
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HI, WHAT'S UP?
- PSST, KATIE, IS THIS THE BOY?
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[grunts]
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- DANTE NEEDS TO DO
A WHISKER FITTING FOR YOU
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DOWN IN HOME EC.
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- OH. WITH DANTE.
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[phone ringing]
- ONE SEC.
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HEY.
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OH, YEAH, I'LL MEET YOU
AT THE BOBA PLACE.
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BOBA FETE.
IT'S ACROSS FROM THE LIBRARY.
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- OKAY, SO I GOTTA GO
GET FITTED FOR SOME WHISKERS,
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TAKE YOU HOME, AND THEN
I'M GOING TO GET SOME BOBA.
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00:08:06,754 --> 00:08:09,594
- BOBA.
I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TRY BOBA.
233
00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:11,193
RUNYEN JUST GOES
ON AND ON ABOUT IT.
234
00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:12,594
HE EVEN PUT IT
ON MY SPEED DIAL.
235
00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:13,586
[chuckles]
236
00:08:13,627 --> 00:08:15,697
KID'S RELENTLESS.
237
00:08:15,729 --> 00:08:17,229
SHALL WE?
238
00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:20,774
- [sighs]
OKAY, BOBA IT IS.
239
00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:23,765
- TOTES.
[all laughing]
240
00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:26,914
- LOOK, MOM, I TOTALLY GET
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
241
00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:28,640
YOU'RE SCARED TO TALK
TO THE COOL KIDS.
242
00:08:28,676 --> 00:08:30,606
AND I THINK YOU SHOULD--
- HENRY, I'M NOT SCARED.
243
00:08:30,644 --> 00:08:32,684
IT'S MORE COMP--WHAT WERE
YOU SAYING ABOUT THE COOL KIDS?
244
00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:34,623
- JUST GO OVER THERE
AND TALK TO THEM.
245
00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:36,748
COME ON,
I'LL WALK OVER THERE WITH YOU.
246
00:08:36,784 --> 00:08:39,294
IF IT STARTS TO GO SOUTH,
I'LL FAKE A STOMACHACHE.
247
00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:40,789
- OKAY.
248
00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:43,591
[thumping dance music]
249
00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:46,134
- SO THIS IS FUN,
SITTING IN A COOL NEW PLACE,
250
00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:48,029
LISTENING TO COOL NEW MUSIC,
251
00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:50,331
WAITING FOR
WHAT SEEMS LIKE FOREVER
252
00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:52,603
FOR OUR COOL NEW DRINKS.
253
00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:53,603
I'M HAVING FUN.
254
00:08:53,634 --> 00:08:54,804
- HERE YOU GO.
255
00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:57,295
- DID THEY JUST GET SERVED?
WE ORDERED BEFORE THEY DID.
256
00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:59,937
- WE'VE BEEN SITTING
TWO SEATS AWAY FROM CONNER
257
00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:01,583
FOR TEN MINUTES.
258
00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:03,639
HE'S CLEARLY
NOT INTERESTED IN ME.
259
00:09:03,677 --> 00:09:05,307
I'M JUST ANOTHER MEMBER
OF THE CAST.
260
00:09:05,345 --> 00:09:06,875
- I'M SURE THAT'S NOT TRUE.
261
00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:08,024
- HEY, RUMPLETEAZER.
262
00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,678
- YOU MAY HAVE A POINT.
263
00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:11,177
KATIE, I THINK YOU NEED
TO TAKE A PAGE
264
00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,688
OUT OF YOUR DEAR
OLD DAD'S BOOK.
265
00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,760
YOU CAN'T ALWAYS
JUST SIT AND HOPE.
266
00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:17,358
SOMETIMES YOU GOT
TO MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN.
267
00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:18,360
- WHO ARE YOU CALLING?
268
00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,991
[phone ringing]
269
00:09:20,027 --> 00:09:21,327
- BOBA FETE.
270
00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:22,901
- YES, I'D LIKE A DELIVERY,
PLEASE.
271
00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:24,030
- WHAT'S YOUR ADDRESS?
272
00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:27,804
- THE SECOND STICKY TABLE
DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF YOU.
273
00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:30,742
- THAT'S COOL.
274
00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:31,841
- OH, HEY!
275
00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:33,742
HOWDY-DO!
276
00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:35,344
- THAT "HOWDY-DO" PUT
A HOLE IN THE BOAT,
277
00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:37,305
AND WHAT SHE SAID NEXT
SANK IT.
278
00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:39,714
- YOU GUYS STUDYING,
LIKE BUDDIES?
279
00:09:39,747 --> 00:09:41,647
ARE YOU STUDY BUDDIES?
280
00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:43,222
SAYS THE FUDDY-DUDDY
TO THE STUDY BUDDIES.
281
00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,720
- OY.
282
00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:47,322
OOH, RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.
283
00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:50,194
- HEY, MOM, WHY DON'T I GO
ORDER US SOME MORE DRINKS?
284
00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:52,063
- WAIT,
WE'RE IN CHILD PSYCH,
285
00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,032
AND YOU NEVER MENTIONED
YOU HAVE A CHILD?
286
00:09:54,061 --> 00:09:56,661
- UH, I GUESS I WAS JUST
WAITING FOR SHOW-AND-TELL.
287
00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:58,997
- IT'S LIKE A CASE STUDY
RIGHT UNDER OUR NOSE.
288
00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:00,902
SIT DOWN, RIGHT NOW!
289
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:04,144
- OKAY.
290
00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:06,411
- NO, BOTH OF YOU.
291
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:10,779
- MOM OR GIRL?
MOM OR GIRL?
292
00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:12,111
I KNOW.
293
00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:15,675
- LOOK FOR IT.
HERE WE ARE.
294
00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,316
OVER HERE.
HELLO!
295
00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:19,950
- HI.
- YES.
296
00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:21,787
WOULD YOU PLEASE BRING US
THE ORDER THAT WE PLACED
297
00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:23,322
BACK WHEN I HAD HAIR?
298
00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:26,386
THANK YOU.
- HEY, CONNER.
299
00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:27,756
ARE YOU LEAVING?
300
00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:29,125
- UH, YEAH,
I'M GONNA GO WORK AT HOME.
301
00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:31,432
LESS DISTRACTIONS.
302
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,674
- WAIT.
I CAN DRIVE YOU.
303
00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:34,701
I HAVE A CAR
304
00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:36,765
AND A LICENSE
TO DRIVE THE CAR.
305
00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:38,914
- OH, THAT WOULD BE SWEET.
I'LL GET MY BIKE.
306
00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:41,269
- OKAY.
307
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,438
OKAY, DAD, HERE'S THE DEAL.
308
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,176
I'M GIVING CONNER
A RIDE HOME.
309
00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:47,752
NOW, IF WE'VE LEARNED
ANYTHING FROM TODAY--
310
00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:49,381
AND I'M NOT SURE YOU HAVE--
311
00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:52,986
IT'S THAT YOU TEND
TO RUB PEOPLE THE WRONG WAY.
312
00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:56,360
SO PLEASE TRY YOUR BEST
TO RUB CONNER THE RIGHT WAY.
313
00:10:56,389 --> 00:11:00,329
I MEAN, JUST--
DO NOT TALK TO HIM.
314
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,700
CAN YOU DO THAT?
315
00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:05,229
- SWEETIE, I...
- DAD.
316
00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:06,225
- CAN DO THAT.
317
00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:09,136
- YEAH, I MEAN, I GUESS
OUR TEXTBOOK IS FINE,
318
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,099
BUT IT REALLY JUST
REINFORCES WHAT I GET
319
00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:12,738
FROM WATCHING
THIS HANDFUL EVERY DAY.
320
00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:14,783
- LIKE HOW?
321
00:11:14,808 --> 00:11:17,778
- UM, OKAY, WELL, YOU KNOW HOW
WE'RE STUDYING ABOUT HOW PARENTS
322
00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:20,411
OFTEN RESORT TO SHAME
OR GUILT
323
00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:22,377
TO CORRECT "ABNORMAL" BEHAVIOR?
324
00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:26,015
WELL, HENRY PUT ME
TO THE TEST EVERY DAY.
325
00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:28,823
LIKE, UH, THIS, UH...
326
00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,786
- [whispering] PEPI.
- OH, YEAH.
327
00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:32,864
LIKE WHEN HE DATED
OUR CAT PEPI.
328
00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:33,933
[laughter]
329
00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:35,401
- WELL, I WOULDN'T
SAY "DATED."
330
00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:37,158
I MEAN, WE WENT OUT
A FEW TIMES.
331
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,197
[laughter]
332
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:43,174
- YEAH, SO I DON'T EVEN KNOW
IF I'M GONNA GO TO COLLEGE.
333
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,013
I FEEL LIKE YOU CAN GET
JUST AS GOOD AN EDUCATION
334
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,368
OUT IN THE WORLD.
335
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:48,736
I'LL PROBABLY GO BACKPACKING
THROUGH SOUTH AMERICA.
336
00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:49,876
I'VE GOTTA GET OUT
OF THIS COUNTRY.
337
00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,440
- [chuckles]
338
00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:53,448
- DAD SURPRISED KATIE
BY PROVING THAT SOMETIMES,
339
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:56,020
IN A PINCH, HE COULD BE
THE FATHER SHE NEEDED HIM TO BE.
340
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,019
[metal thumping]
341
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,320
- WHOA.
- OH, MY GOD.
342
00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:00,491
- WE'VE BEEN IN AN ACCIDENT.
REMAIN CALM.
343
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,760
NO ONE EXIT THE VEHICLE.
344
00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:07,190
- BUT MOSTLY, HE WAS JUST
THE MEL FISHER SHE ALWAYS KNEW.
345
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,297
- HEY, SORRY ABOUT THAT.
346
00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:09,528
- WHAT, ARE YOU TEXTING
AND DRIVING?
347
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,232
- NO, NO, NO.
- WHAT, ARE YOU DRUNK?
348
00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:12,834
I'M GONNA NEED
TO SMELL YOUR BREATH, PAL.
349
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:14,936
- I HAD A PANINI
WITH HORSERADISH.
350
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,538
- THAT CHECKS OUT.
LICENSE AND REGISTRATION.
351
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,439
- DAD, LET IT GO.
THERE'S NOT EVEN A SCRATCH.
352
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,241
- YOU DON'T KNOW.
THERE COULD BE FRAME DAMAGE.
353
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:21,343
AND I TOLD YOU
TO STAY IN THE CAR.
354
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,484
CONNER, WE MIGHT NEED
TO GET A STATEMENT FROM YOU.
355
00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:24,510
YOU'RE A WITNESS.
356
00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:25,854
- I THINK I'M JUST
GONNA HEAD HOME.
357
00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:27,549
- HOME? WHY?
- OKAY, HORSERADISH.
358
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,480
I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO READ ME
YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE.
359
00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:30,476
READY?
PROCEED.
360
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:31,477
- D.
- DELTA.
361
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:32,488
- 9.
- NINER.
362
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:33,489
both: 7.
- BYE.
363
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,490
- 6.
- 6.
364
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:41,294
.
365
00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:41,798
- SO WE ALL GOOD HERE?
366
00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:44,203
DON'T NEED TO DO ANY
CHALK OUTLINES OF OUR BODIES?
367
00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:45,271
DUST FOR PRINTS?
NO? OKAY.
368
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:48,238
FANTASTIC MEETING YOU.
369
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,568
- SEE, WITH AN ATTITUDE
LIKE THAT,
370
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,302
IT'S NO ACCIDENT
HE GOT INTO AN ACCIDENT.
371
00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:53,108
- [groans]
[hatch door slams]
372
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:56,210
- SO YOUR FRIEND HAD TO LEAVE?
373
00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:57,013
- WHAT WAS THAT?
374
00:12:57,044 --> 00:12:58,584
- SORRY THAT TOOK SO LONG,
SWEETIE,
375
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,281
BUT WHEN YOU'RE INVOLVED
IN AN ACCIDENT,
376
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:01,453
THERE'S A PROCEDURE--
377
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:03,581
- I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT THE ACCIDENT, DAD.
378
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:04,986
IT'S EVERYTHING.
379
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,848
IT'S LIKE
WHEN ANYTHING UNJUST HAPPENS,
380
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,917
YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT RIGHT
IN THE LOUDEST,
381
00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,986
MOST EMBARRASSING WAY
POSSIBLE.
382
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:13,064
AND YOU DON'T THINK
ABOUT WHO IT AFFECTS.
383
00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:15,963
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, DAD?
IT AFFECTS ME.
384
00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:18,126
- I'M SORRY, SWEETIE.
385
00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:19,995
I'M NOT TRYING
TO EMBARRASS YOU.
386
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:22,043
- I MEAN, WHY DO YOU
HAVE TO DO THAT?
387
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,110
- YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHY I DO IT?
388
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,282
- I'M PRAYING
IT'S NOT GENETIC.
389
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,146
- THE SUMMER
AFTER EIGHTH GRADE,
390
00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:36,151
I SIGNED UP
FOR THE ROWING TEAM AT CAMP.
391
00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:38,253
AND THE COACH, MR. LOCKE,
392
00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:40,145
PULLS ME ASIDE
AFTER THE FIRST PRACTICE,
393
00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:43,157
AND HE SAYS, "FISHER,
I CAN'T HAVE SOME BLIND KID
394
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:46,160
"BANGING INTO PEOPLE'S OARS
AND MESSING UP MY TEAM'S RHYTHM.
395
00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:48,233
"TECHNICALLY,
I CAN'T KICK YOU OFF THE TEAM,
396
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:52,271
BUT I STRONGLY
ADVISE YOU TO QUIT."
397
00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:54,129
SO I QUIT,
398
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,367
AND I'VE REGRETTED IT
EVER SINCE THEN.
399
00:13:56,403 --> 00:14:01,883
AND I PROMISED MYSELF I WOULD
NEVER BACK DOWN LIKE THAT AGAIN,
400
00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:05,479
AND I'M SORRY IF THAT
EMBARRASSES YOU SOMETIMES.
401
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:09,323
- WOW.
402
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,989
IT'S NOT FAIR
SOME OBNOXIOUS DUDE
403
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:15,189
UPSET YOUR TEENAGE YEARS.
404
00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:17,362
BUT THAT WAS 40 YEARS AGO.
405
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,230
AND NOW
YOU'RE THE OBNOXIOUS DUDE
406
00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:21,189
UPSETTING MY TEENAGE YEARS.
407
00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:22,328
[sighs]
408
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,962
- HUH.
409
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:27,197
THAT'S REALLY NOT THE RESPONSE
I WAS GOING FOR THERE.
410
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:29,144
- WHAT ABOUT THIS?
3:15, JENNY HAS A PIANO LESSON.
411
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:30,639
- AT MRS. SIMON'S HOUSE.
412
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:33,140
HOW DO I CASUALLY
RUN INTO HER THERE?
413
00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:34,343
- YOU DON'T.
414
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:37,114
YOU TAKE THE 2:30 BUS THAT
SHE TAKES TO HER PIANO LESSON,
415
00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:39,184
AND YOU SIT NEXT TO HER
FOR 45 MINUTES.
416
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,652
- OH, THAT'S GOOD.
417
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:43,281
BUT WAIT,
WHERE WILL I SAY I'M GOING?
418
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,146
- WHO CARES?
419
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:46,515
JUST GET ON THE BUS
AND CLOSE THE DEAL.
420
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:47,923
OKAY?
421
00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:49,585
- HENRY.
422
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,662
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
423
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,331
- I'M HOSTING BUDDY STUDY.
424
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,200
OH, SORRY.
I FORGOT WE'RE NOT SAYING THAT.
425
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,228
SINCE I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT
DOESN'T LIVE WITH MY PARENTS
426
00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:59,274
BECAUSE I AM ONE,
WE'RE DOING IT HERE.
427
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:00,499
- OH, GREAT.
428
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,543
- HEY, WHY DON'T YOU
JOIN US?
429
00:15:04,371 --> 00:15:06,011
JOIN US.
430
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:09,541
- [sighs]
431
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:15,051
- AND YOU WONDER WHY
HE CAN ONLY DATE A CAT.
432
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:16,482
- SINCE WE ALL HAD
SUCH A BLAST YESTERDAY
433
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:19,116
TALKING ABOUT WHAT MAKES
HENRY HERE TICK,
434
00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:21,292
I THOUGHT WE COULD DIG
A LITTLE DEEPER.
435
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:25,461
AND THIS TIME,
I HAVE VISUAL AIDS.
436
00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:26,632
- OKAY, I SHOULD PROBABLY GO.
437
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,999
I'M KIND OF ON A SCHEDULE.
438
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:31,559
- OH, YEAH, THAT.
OH, NO, THAT'S GREAT.
439
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,068
YOU GUYS,
HERE, CHECK THIS OUT.
440
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,170
- MOM.
- NO, SHH, LET ME TELL IT.
441
00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:37,542
SO THERE'S A GIRL
IN MY EX-HUSBAND'S BUILDING--
442
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:39,470
JENNY--THAT HENRY
IS HEAD OVER HEELS FOR,
443
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:41,266
TO THE POINT THAT HE IS NOW...
- MOM!
444
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:44,238
- AN ADORABLE LITTLE STALKER.
445
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,707
- I UNDERSTAND
MOM WAS DESPERATE,
446
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:46,805
BUT THAT WAS GOING TOO FAR.
447
00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:49,276
TALKING ABOUT MY EMBARRASSING
PAST WAS ONE THING,
448
00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:52,046
BUT MY EMBARRASSING PRESENT--
THAT WAS OVER THE LINE.
449
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:53,715
- STOP!
450
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,463
I WAS THE ONE WHO HELPED YOU
451
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,218
START TALKING
TO THESE STUPID PEOPLE.
452
00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:58,687
AND THIS IS
HOW YOU PAY ME BACK?
453
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,525
YOU WANT TO KNOW
THIS CHILD'S PSYCHOLOGY?
454
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,030
HE HAS MOMMY ISSUES.
455
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:05,773
TALK ABOUT THAT.
456
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,668
- OH, THAT'S NOT
REALLY NOTEWORTHY.
457
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:10,200
NO, NO, STOP WRITING.
STOP--STOP THAT.
458
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:11,037
STOP WRITING.
STOP WRITING.
459
00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:19,246
.
460
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:20,049
- FIVE MINUTES TO CURTAIN,
EVERYONE.
461
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:22,251
WHAT?
462
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:23,682
RUM TUM TUGGER THREW UP?
463
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:25,086
HE'S NOT ON
UNTIL THE FIFTH NUMBER.
464
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:28,758
SEE IF GENE
HAS A TIDE STICK.
465
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,492
- THAT'S QUITE A SERIOUS LENS
YOU GOT THERE, RUNYEN.
466
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,097
- I'M ABOUT TO SEE
KATIE IN A LEOT--
467
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,729
I LOVE THE THEATER.
468
00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:41,225
- HENRY, I GOT YOU CANDY.
469
00:16:41,268 --> 00:16:43,598
- NO, THANKS.
470
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,608
- HOW MANY WAYS
DO I HAVE TO SAY I'M SORRY?
471
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,540
- WHEN I FIGURE THAT OUT
WITH WITH KATIE,
472
00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:50,576
I'LL LET YOU KNOW.
473
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:53,150
- [sighs]
474
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,217
JENNY!
475
00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,579
WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?
476
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,387
- YEAH, SHE WAS SUPPOSED
TO SEE A MOVIE TONIGHT
477
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,749
WITH STEPHANIE ARLISS.
SHE'S GONE ROGUE!
478
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,718
- IT'S THE UNIVERSE
TRYING TO BRING US TOGETHER.
479
00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:05,426
WELL, AND THEN
LAUGHING IN MY FACE
480
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,258
'CAUSE WE CAN'T SIT TOGETHER.
481
00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:10,762
- SIR, EXCUSE ME.
482
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:12,027
I HATE
TO BE THIS PERSON,
483
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:15,235
BUT WOULD YOU MIND JUST SCOOTING
OVER TO THAT SEAT NEXT TO YOU?
484
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,668
- OH, I'M ACTUALLY HERE
WITH MY WIFE.
485
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:20,113
OUR DAUGHTER IS MAGICAL MR.--
- YOU MUST BE VERY PROUD.
486
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,510
- AS MUCH AS MOM HATED
BEING THAT PERSON,
487
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,241
SHE WAS REALLY GOOD
AT BEING THAT PERSON.
488
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:25,707
- HI.
CUTE KID.
489
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,775
WOULD YOU MIND PUTTING HER
ON YOUR LAP,
490
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,154
SO WE CAN HAVE THAT SEAT?
491
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:30,552
- AND TO MAKE IT UP TO ME,
492
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,653
SHE DIDN'T CARE
WHO SHE PISSED OFF.
493
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:33,845
EVEN A BABY.
494
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,116
- GREAT. OKAY.
495
00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:36,285
NOW, I HATE
TO BE THIS PERSON,
496
00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:39,133
BUT NOW DO YOU MIND
SWITCHING SEATS?
497
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:40,759
- HENRY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
498
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:41,763
- I DON'T KNOW.
499
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:44,234
MOM'S PLAYING TETRIS
WITH THE AUDIENCE.
500
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:46,434
- I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT THAT MEANS.
501
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,266
- PSST.
FOLKS, GOOD NEWS.
502
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:50,441
I GOT YOU BETTER SEATS
DOWN THERE.
503
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:56,105
- AND BEFORE I KNEW IT,
MOM HAD DONE THIS.
504
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:59,353
- WHY DOESN'T THE KID
JUST SIT IN THE--
505
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:00,409
OH.
506
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:03,377
- AFTER ALL MY MANEUVERING
TO GET CLOSE TO JENNY,
507
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,586
IT WAS MOM WHO HAD
THE MOVES TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.
508
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:08,288
- JENNY!
509
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:11,161
THERE'S A SEAT OVER HERE.
510
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:14,331
HEY.
- HEY.
511
00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:16,161
- HI, I'M JOYCE.
512
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:18,126
- HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.
- I'M HIS MOM.
513
00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:19,665
YOU'RE EVEN CUTER
THAN HE SAID.
514
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:20,669
- MOM!
515
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:21,670
[applause]
516
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:24,671
[mischievous music]
517
00:18:24,704 --> 00:18:32,784
*
518
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:40,622
- [purrs]
519
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:49,527
- [purring]
520
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:50,902
[dog barks]
521
00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:51,900
- ELVIS!
EASY, BUDDY.
522
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:52,731
- [hisses]
[dog barking]
523
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:54,595
- ELVIS, SHH, SHH, SHH.
ELVIS, EASY.
524
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:58,914
ELVIS, EASY, BOY.
IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.
525
00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:01,308
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
GET THAT DOG OUT OF HERE.
526
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:03,241
- HE'S A GUIDE DOG.
527
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:04,676
- I DON'T CARE.
GET OUT.
528
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:07,911
YOU'RE WRECKING MY SHOW.
YOU'RE WRECKING MY WHOLE SHOW.
529
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:12,294
GET OUT.
530
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:20,934
- ELVIS, FIND THE DOOR.
531
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,960
- HE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE!
532
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,795
[music stops]
533
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,902
[indistinct chatter]
534
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:32,244
THAT IS MY DAD,
AND THAT'S HIS GUIDE DOG,
535
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:35,242
AND HE HAS AS MUCH RIGHT
TO BE HERE AS ANYBODY ELSE
536
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:39,945
PER CIVIL CODE 54-POINT...
537
00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:41,579
WHATEVER.
LOOK IT UP.
538
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:44,954
NOBODY'S GOING TO TELL HIM
WHERE HE CAN AND CAN'T GO.
539
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:48,824
HE'S STAYING,
AND THAT DOG IS STAYING.
540
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:51,855
AND UNLESS YOU WANT TO SEE
MY REAL CLAWS COME OUT,
541
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:54,461
YOU'LL BACK THE [bleep] OFF
AND SIT THE [bleep] DOWN
542
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:56,534
AND LET US PUT ON THE SHOW
THAT WE'VE BEEN REHEARSING
543
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:58,003
FOR THREE [bleep] MONTHS
544
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,300
IN REALLY HOT
AND ITCHY COSTUMES!
545
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:05,666
[chuckles]
546
00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:11,435
AND ON WITH THE SHOW.
547
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:13,708
COME ON, KID.
FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT.
548
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:16,716
[mischievous music]
549
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:24,719
*
550
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:27,827
[indistinct chatter]
551
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,698
- THANKS FOR STICKING UP
FOR YOUR OLD MAN.
552
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:31,760
IT WAS AWESOME.
553
00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:32,798
I DON'T KNOW
IF I COULD HAVE MADE
554
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:34,902
A MORE EMBARRASSING
PUBLIC DISPLAY IF I TRIED.
555
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,444
- HEY, I LEARNED
FROM THE BEST.
556
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:39,539
- AW, THANKS.
557
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:42,881
- CONNER.
558
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,849
MEGAN'S HAVING SOME PEOPLE OVER
TONIGHT FOR A LITTLE CAST PARTY,
559
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:47,808
AND I THINK WE SHOULD GO,
TOGETHER,
560
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:48,977
YOU AND ME.
561
00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:51,445
- WOW.
OKAY.
562
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:53,924
- GREAT.
I'M DRIVING.
563
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:56,663
AND MY DAD
WILL NOT BE JOINING US.
564
00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:00,691
- WELL, IF TONIGHT
PROVES ANYTHING,
565
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:01,827
YOU ARE NOT LOSING
YOUR LITTLE GIRL.
566
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:05,571
YOU ARE GAINING A STRONG,
SELF-RELIANT YOUNG WOMAN.
567
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:08,028
- WHO IS NOT AFRAID
TO STAND UP FOR HERSELF.
568
00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:10,067
- EXACTLY.
A LITTLE MEL.
569
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,942
- I HEARD THAT.
570
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:13,911
- SHALL WE?
- YEAH.
571
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,540
- WAIT.
SHE'S TAKING THE CAR, RIGHT?
572
00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:18,035
- YEP.
WE GOT NO WAY HOME.
573
00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:22,317
- THAT'S MY BOY.
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