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- I GREW UP WITH A DAD
WHO WAS BLIND.
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BUT BEFORE YOU PICTURE A GUY
SELLING PENCILS ON THE CORNER...
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[mechanical whirring]
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YOU NEED TO HEAR
THE WHOLE STORY.
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[whirring continues]
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- WHOA, DAD,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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- OH, HEY, BUDDY.
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OH, I WISH YOU WOULD'VE COME
TEN MINUTES LATER.
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I WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU.
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- BY BEING DEAD
ON THE FLOOR?
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- NO, WITH A BIG-SCREEN TV
FOR YOU
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AND SURROUND SOUND FOR ME.
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- YOU KNOW THEY HAVE GUYS
WHO CAN DO THIS.
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- YEP, YOU'RE LOOKING AT ONE.
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NOW WE JUST GOTTA HEAD UP TO
THE ROOF AND INSTALL THE DISH.
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- ROOF?
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- THAT'S RIGHT, ROOF.
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- [drilling]
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- HEY.
THAT'S DANGEROUS, BUDDY.
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SAFETY FIRST.
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WHOA! OH!
- DAD!
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- [clears throat]
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I'M GOOD.
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- AND THAT'S HOW WE GOT TV.
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- * LET'S TELL THE WORLD
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* ALL THE THINGS WE'VE DONE
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* PLACES WE'VE BEEN
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* IN THE SETTING SUN
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* I'VE GOT A SONG
AND A SMILE SO BRIGHT *
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* I'LL MAKE YOU WISH
YOU WERE HERE TONIGHT *
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* I'LL MAKE YOU
WISH YOU WERE HERE TONIGHT *
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- MY DAD NEVER LET THE FACT
THAT HE WAS BLIND
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KEEP HIM FROM DOING THINGS
A SIGHTED GUY COULD DO,
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INCLUDING GETTING IN TROUBLE
WITH A WOMAN.
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- HEY.
- ME?
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- WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
- DEPENDS ON WHO YOU ASK.
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- LAST NIGHT
WHEN YOU WERE ON THE ROOF,
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I SAW YOU
LOOKING IN THE SKYLIGHT
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IN MY BATHROOM--
YOU CARE TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF?
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- HOW ABOUT IF INSTEAD
I INTRODUCE YOU TO ELVIS,
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MY GUIDE DOG?
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- WOW.
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- I WISH
I COULD SEE YOUR FACE.
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- AND I WISH
I COULD GO BACK IN TIME.
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- BOTH WOULD TAKE MIRACLES.
- [chuckles]
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- I ASSURE YOU
I AM NOT A PEEPING TOM.
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I AM IN FACT
A PEEPLESS MEL.
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- FISHER, OF COURSE.
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GUIDE DOG FOUNDATION,
MEMBER OF THE CALIFORNIA BAR.
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- SO PEEPING--BAD,
STALKING--GOOD?
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- [laughs] NO, I KEEP GETTING
YOUR MAIL BY MISTAKE.
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I'M ALLISON.
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I'M GONNA GO AND GET IT.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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- I'LL WAIT HERE
AND BE RIGHT HERE.
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- CAREFUL,
DON'T HIT THE CURB.
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- OKAY, I KNOW.
- SLOW DOWN.
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[metal scraps]
STOP. WE'RE HERE.
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PERFECT.
I'M DRIVING HOME.
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- MY SISTER KATIE
WAS LEARNING TO DRIVE,
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AND WE WERE ALL
PAYING THE PRICE.
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- HEY, DAD.
- WHOA.
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DON'T SNEAK UP ON A GUY
LIKE THAT.
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WHAT, DID YOU JUMP OUT
OF THE CAR BEFORE IT STOPPED?
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- I HAD TO GET OUT
OF THERE.
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I THINK
SHE'S GETTING WORSE.
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- WHICH ONE?
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- BOTH.
- [chuckles]
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- SEE YOU ON SUNDAY
FOR DINNER, DAD.
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- OKAY, LOVE YOU.
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[indistinct chatter]
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- YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE
THE DOMINO EFFECT
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BRINGING SOMEONE ELSE
THEIR MAIL WOULD CAUSE.
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- HUH.
- WHAT?
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- NOTHING.
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- NOW MOM DID HAVE A HABIT
OF MISINTERPRETING GESTURES.
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- [mouthing]
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- I THINK
HE'S WAVING AT ME.
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HEY, ANTHONY.
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- [female voice] PLEASE SCAN
YOUR FIRST ITEM.
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[beep]
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PLEASE SCAN
YOUR FIRST ITEM.
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[beep]
PLEASE SCAN YOUR FIRST ITEM.
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- THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING,
WOMAN.
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[beep]
- PLEASE SCAN YOUR FIRST ITEM.
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- THIS IS NOT FASTER AT ALL.
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- ALLOW ME.
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[beep]
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- WOW, YOU'RE SMOOTH.
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- EIGHT YEARS HERE.
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YOU LEARN A THING OR TWO.
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LIKE AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN BUYING
NINE LEAN CUISINES--
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NOT THAT SHE NEEDS THEM--
IS PROBABLY DIVORCED.
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- SEPARATED.
- I'M GARY.
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[beep]
- I-I SAW YOUR NAME TAG.
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MY--MY NAME TAG
WOULD SAY "JOYCE"
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'CAUSE MY NAME IS JOYCE.
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- WELL, JOYCE, TECHNICALLY
THIS IS AGAINST STORE POLICY,
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BUT I'M THE MANAGER
UNTIL JOSH GETS BACK.
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WANNA HAVE DINNER
WITH ME SATURDAY?
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- WOW.
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YOU'VE REALLY UPPED
YOUR CUSTOMER SERVICE.
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YOU COULD GET, LIKE,
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
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BECAUSE I REALLY
NEEDED THIS TODAY.
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THERE'S THIS WEIRD FLIRTY THING
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BETWEEN MY EX-HUSBAND
AND THIS WO--
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE'LL KEEP IT ABOUT US.
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- GREAT.
- OKAY.
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- SO THAT'S A YES?
- THAT'S A NO.
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BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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THAT WAS SO NICE,
I FEEL SO GREAT.
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NO, THANK YOU.
- OUCH.
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LOST TO A LEAN CUISINE.
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- DID YOU SEE THAT?
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I JUST GOT ASKED OUT!
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IT'S TOO SOON
TO BE DATING, RIGHT?
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YEAH, MAYBE WAIT TILL YOU'VE
BEEN SEPARATED A FULL MONTH.
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- YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
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I SAW DAD FLIRTING
WITH SOMEONE TODAY.
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I MEAN, IF HE'S DOING IT,
MAYBE IT'S NOT TOO SOON.
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MAYBE HE'S GOT THE RIGHT IDEA.
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MAYBE I SHOULD
GET MYSELF OUT THERE.
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I MEAN--TICK-TOCK--
NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER, JOYCE.
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AM I RIGHT?
- WELL--
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- I AM RIGHT,
'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT?
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THERE IS NO RIGHT TIME.
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IF I WAITED FOR THE RIGHT TIME
TO DO THINGS,
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I NEVER WOULD HAVE HAD YOU.
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THAT CAME OUT WRONG.
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AND YOU CAME OUT WRONG:
YOU WERE A BREACH.
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I'M DOING IT!
HEY, GAR!
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WE'RE A GO FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.
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- [over speaker]
SHALL WE SAY 7:00?
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[feedback rings]
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IT'S NOT TOO SOON, RIGHT?
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- [sighs]
HENRY, LET'S GO!
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- RIGHT HERE, DAD.
- HOLY MOSES!
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YOU'RE LIKE A PRIUS.
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I'LL GET YOU A BELL.
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- I LOVED SPENDING TIME
AT MY DAD'S APARTMENT.
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THERE WAS A ROOF DECK,
A PING-PONG TABLE,
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BUT THE GREATEST AMENITY...
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WAS JENNY.
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- S'UP?
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LAUNDRY DAY.
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WE'RE GONNA CRUSH IT.
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I, UH, THINK YOU DROPPED
YOUR UNDERPANTS.
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- HOW'D THAT GO?
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- [sighs]
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- OKAY, SO THEN, HE JUST ASKED.
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I KNOW! UNBELIEVABLE!
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LIKE, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE SUPERMARKET.
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I WAS--
- HEY!
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ARE YOU TELLING THE GIRLS
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY
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WITH ME AND GARY?
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- I WAS ACTUALLY JUST TALKING
ABOUT ME AND ANTHONY.
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- OH, HE ASKED YOU OUT?
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THAT'S AWESOME!
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HOW GREAT IS THAT?
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SPEAKER.
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IS NOT WHAT WE'RE DOING.
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- THAT'S IT.
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IT'S OVER.
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I'M JUST GONNA SPEND
THE REST OF MY LIFE ALONE.
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- HENRY, YOU'RE 11.
- RIGHT.
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SO, UNLIKE YOU,
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REST OF MY LIFE
IS ACTUALLY A LONG TIME.
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- DUDE.
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- * THE WAY YOU WALK...
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- IT'S LIKE EVERYONE
IN THIS FAMILY'S
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GOT MORE GAME THAN ME.
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- * AND DID YOU KNOW
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* THE WAY
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- ANYWAY, KATIE'S GOING
TO THE CARNIVAL
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WITH THAT ANTHONY GUY.
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EVEN MOM'S GOT A DATE.
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MOM'S GOT A DATE?
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[buzzer]
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- LAUNDRY'S DONE!
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- YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S FINE.
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MOM'S READY TO GO ON A DATE?
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I THINK THAT'S GREAT.
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SO, HEY, CARNIVAL
IS IN TOWN, RIGHT?
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WHY DON'T YOU ASK THIS GIRL
TO THAT?
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- I WOULD IF I COULD.
BUT WHAT WOULD I SAY?
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YOU CAN USE ANYTHING AS
A CONVERSATION STARTER, HENRY.
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YOU KNOW, YOU JUST PLAY
TO YOUR STRENGTHS.
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- IT'S OVER HERE.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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- WITH DAD, THERE WAS ALWAYS
THIS FINE LINE
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BETWEEN WHEN YOU COULD HELP
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AND WHEN HE NEEDED TO FAIL
ON HIS--
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- DO YOU NEED HELP?
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- THING IS, I DO,
I REALLY DO.
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- [chuckles]
RIGHT NEXT TO IT.
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AND THEN THERE'S ONE LAST ONE.
[coin clinks]
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- IT'S ALLISON, RIGHT?
- YES.
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AND BY THE WAY,
I AM IN 308.
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IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.
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- THANK YOU,
THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW.
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[door opens, closes]
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AND THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE.
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[laughs]
- DAD WASN'T HELPLESS.
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HE WAS BLIND FONZIE.
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COME ON, WE LIVE
IN A BACHELOR PAD.
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LET'S BE BACHELORS.
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TRUTH BE TOLD,
I WAS REALLY WAITING
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MORE AS A COURTESY TO YOUR MOM.
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BUT NOW THAT SHE'S GOING
ON A DATE,
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I GUESS WE'RE CLEARED
FOR TAKEOFF.
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SO YOU ASK OUT HALLWAY GIRL.
- JENNY.
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- AND I'LL ASK OUT ALLISON.
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- OKAY.
- RIGHT?
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[energetic pop music]
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*
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- I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT DAY.
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WE WALKED DOWN THAT HALLWAY
WITH SWAGGER.
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AND A GUIDE DOG.
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NOTHING COULD STOP US.
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[victorious chords]
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- DAD, THIS IS
JENNY'S APARTMENT.
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- OH, I THOUGHT
IT WAS ALLISON'S.
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ISN'T THIS 308?
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- CORRECTION,
SOMETHING COULD STOP US.
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- OH, NO!
- WHAT?
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- LAUNDRY WOMAN
IS HALLWAY GIRL'S MOTHER.
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- ABORT. ABORT.
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- COMING!
- MOVE, DOG, MOVE!
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.
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- MAYBE IT'S NOT SO BAD.
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SO FATHER AND SON WANT
TO DATE MOTHER AND DAUGHTER.
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WOW. NOW THAT I SAY THAT
OUT LOUD, IT IS SUPER CREEPY.
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- ONE OF US NEEDS TO BACK OFF
AND BE THE BIGGER MAN.
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- OKAY, LITTLE MAN,
[sighs]
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00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:17,974
GO AHEAD.
236
00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,698
PRESENT YOUR CASE.
237
00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:21,903
- THE MAN IS NEVER
NOT A LAWYER.
238
00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:24,535
- JENNY IS THE GIRL
OF MY DREAMS.
239
00:08:24,572 --> 00:08:26,172
- WOW. STRONG OPENING.
240
00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:27,806
AND I THINK
IT'S FAIR TO SAY
241
00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:28,781
I GO ABOVE AND BEYOND
AS A SON.
242
00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:30,739
- TECHNICALLY, YOU WERE
MY FIRST GUIDE DOG.
243
00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:33,178
- EXACTLY. THEREFORE,
I CALL DIBS ON 308.
244
00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:34,953
- AH, THE DIBS DEFENSE.
245
00:08:34,982 --> 00:08:37,952
I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.
246
00:08:37,985 --> 00:08:40,015
ALL RIGHT, WHEN DOES
THIS CARNIVAL PACK UP?
247
00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:41,693
- SUNDAY.
- OKAY.
248
00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:43,592
YOU HAVE UNTIL THEN
TO ASK YOUR GIRL OUT.
249
00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:45,934
SHOULD YOU FAIL TO DO SO
FOR ANY REASON:
250
00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:49,599
ILLNESS, NATURAL DISASTER,
SEVERE CASE OF THE 'FRAIDY CATS,
251
00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:52,030
I WILL REENTER THE GAME.
252
00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:54,025
AND IF YOU THINK I WAS
IMPRESSIVE IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM,
253
00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,297
WAIT TILL YOU SEE ME
ABOVE GROUND.
254
00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:56,735
- SO IT WAS ON.
255
00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:58,840
I HAD TWO DAYS
TO GET JENNY'S ATTENTION.
256
00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:02,312
- * JENNY JENNY
JENNY GIRL *
257
00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:05,882
* COME WITH ME
TO THE TILT-A-WHIRL *
258
00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:08,883
* PLEASE COME WITH ME
TO THE CARNIVAL *
259
00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:09,916
- AND WHEN IT CAME TO GIRLS,
260
00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:13,150
I COULD ALWAYS COUNT
ON MY BEST FRIEND RUNYEN.
261
00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:15,916
- LET ME GIVE YOU
MY FIRST NOTE.
262
00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:17,626
THAT IS AWFUL.
263
00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:18,988
- KATIE? KITTY CAT?
264
00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:20,186
WHERE'S KATIE?
265
00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:21,957
SHE AND ANTHONY LEFT
FOR THE CARNIVAL.
266
00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:24,195
- SHE LEFT WITHOUT TELLING ME?
267
00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:26,971
SHE WAS SUPPOSED
TO HELP ME DECIDE WHAT TO WEAR.
268
00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:27,970
AND WHAT TO SAY.
269
00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:29,371
[gasping]
AND HOW TO BE.
270
00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:30,902
- YOU LOOK NICE, JOYCE.
271
00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:32,638
WHAT DO YOU HAVE,
A JOB INTERVIEW?
272
00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:33,943
- OH, GOD!
273
00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:35,114
OH, IT'S THE BLAZER.
274
00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:36,182
IT WAS A STUPID IDEA.
275
00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:37,339
I JUST THOUGHT WITHOUT IT,
276
00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:38,977
YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO SEE
THE PANTY LINES.
277
00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:40,082
HENRY, SWEETIE.
- NO.
278
00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:42,083
- CAN YOU SEE MY PAN--
- PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU--
279
00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:44,645
- OH, IT'S BEEN 17 YEARS
SINCE I'VE BEEN ON A DATE.
280
00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:46,145
- YEAH, BUT THAT WAS
WITH A BLIND GUY.
281
00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:48,016
- RIGHT?
282
00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:50,385
IT'S BEEN LIKE TWO DECADES SINCE
ANYONE'S EVER SEEN ME NAKED.
283
00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,063
I MEAN, NOT THAT SEX
IS EVEN ON THE TABLE.
284
00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,262
IS IT ON THE TABLE?
285
00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:55,033
- ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO BE
ON THE BED?
286
00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:58,002
- YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE.
287
00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:04,741
- OKAY, THAT'LL BE 12.80.
288
00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:07,012
- I DON'T THINK SO.
289
00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,380
I COUNTED THE CLICKS
ON THE METER.
290
00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:10,238
30ยข A CLICK,
15 CLICKS,
291
00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:13,107
PLUS THE BASE FARE:
I BELIEVE THAT IS 7.35.
292
00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:14,406
- [chuckles]
293
00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:15,977
- I'M TIPPING YOU SO THAT
WHEN YOU TELL THE STORY
294
00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:19,986
ABOUT THE BLIND BASTARD,
YOU CAN'T SAY HE WAS ALSO CHEAP.
295
00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:23,190
DRIVE SAFELY!
296
00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:24,293
FORWARD.
297
00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:25,994
- HELLO, MEL.
298
00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:28,056
- HELLO TO YOU.
299
00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:31,055
WHO'S THIS?
- OH, IT'S ALLISON.
300
00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:32,898
- HOW ARE YOU?
- IMPRESSED!
301
00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:35,243
I JUST HAD FRONT-ROW SEATS
TO THE MEL SHOW.
302
00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:36,698
YOU KNOW, I WOULD
WATCH THAT AGAIN
303
00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:37,867
MAYBE OVER DINNER.
304
00:10:37,905 --> 00:10:41,065
- WOW, THAT'S...FORWARD.
305
00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:42,978
OH! NOT YOU BOY.
306
00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:44,850
- [laughs] OH, YOU KNOW,
I SHOULDN'T HAVE ASKED.
307
00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:48,148
- NO, I'M--
I'M VERY GLAD YOU DID.
308
00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:49,451
- EXCEPT HE HAD 37 HOURS LEFT
309
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,752
ON THAT STUPID DEAL
HE MADE WITH HIS SON.
310
00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:52,945
- DO YOU HAVE PLANS TONIGHT?
311
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,986
- I DON'T.
HOW ABOUT MONDAY?
312
00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:56,962
- MEL, IF YOU DON'T WANT
TO GO OUT WITH ME, IT'S FINE.
313
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,090
- I REALLY DO.
314
00:10:58,125 --> 00:10:59,985
IT'S--IT'S JUST--
- COME ON.
315
00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:03,257
ARE YOU GONNA GO OUT
WITH ME TONIGHT OR NOT?
316
00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:06,066
- I AM.
317
00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:08,139
- GREAT, GREAT.
318
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:11,238
- GREAT.
[exhales]
319
00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:15,911
[elevator bell dings]
320
00:11:15,943 --> 00:11:17,913
- OH, MAN!
321
00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:20,375
JENNY, WAIT!
322
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,953
IT'S ME.
- OH, YEAH.
323
00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:24,993
HEY, GREEN UNDERWEAR.
- CLASSIC.
324
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,718
I MEAN, I'M WEARING STRIPES NOW.
325
00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:28,464
I HAVE LOTS OF UNDERWEAR.
326
00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:29,818
NOT IMPPORTANT.
327
00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,827
OH! HERE'S AN IDEA.
328
00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:34,229
DO YOU WANNA GO TO THE CARNIVAL
WITH ME TONIGHT?
329
00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:35,831
- OH, NO THANKS.
330
00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:37,403
SEE YA.
331
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:41,470
[door closes]
- DUDE, SHE IS HOT.
332
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,371
I MEAN, EVEN WHEN
SHE'S REJECTING YOU,
333
00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:46,413
SHE IS HOT!
334
00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:52,078
- HENRY?
335
00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:53,412
- YEAH?
[door closes]
336
00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,146
- LISTEN, SOMETHING
JUST HAPPENED
337
00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:58,052
AND, UH, I FEEL TERRIBLE
ABOUT IT
338
00:11:58,085 --> 00:12:00,515
- REALLY? WELL LET ME
MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
339
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:03,463
I JUST ASKED THE GIRL
OF MY DREAMS TO THE CARNIVAL,
340
00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:05,090
AND SHE TOTALLY SHOT ME DOWN.
341
00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,185
IT WAS LIKE A PUNCH
IN MY HEART.
342
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,197
- WAS YOUR DAY AS BAD AS THAT?
343
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,528
- IT JUST GOT A WHOLE LOT WORSE.
344
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:13,803
UH, BUT LISTEN I--
345
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,944
[sighs]
I HAVE TO TELL YA.
346
00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,239
I JUST RAN INTO ALLISON.
347
00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:20,940
AND AN OPPORTUNITY
PRESENTED ITSELF,
348
00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:23,414
AND...I WENT FOR IT.
349
00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:24,483
- YOU DID?
350
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:25,811
- I KNOW I SHOULDN'T HAVE.
351
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:26,976
- SURE YOU SHOULD HAVE.
352
00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:30,484
YOU KNEW IT WAS NEVER GONNA
HAPPEN WITH ME AND JENNY.
353
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:33,017
- THING IS...
354
00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:34,423
SHE SHOT ME DOWN.
355
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:35,994
- SHE DID?
356
00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:38,133
- SOMETIMES A LITTLE LIE
DOES A LOT OF GOOD.
357
00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:39,828
- BIG TIME.
358
00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,090
- WHAT IS IT WITH THE GIRLS
IN THAT FAMILY?
359
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:42,998
- I KNOW, RIGHT?
BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT?
360
00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:43,830
WE'RE NOT GONNA LET IT
BRING US DOWN.
361
00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:46,104
YOU AND I ARE GOING
TO THAT CARNIVAL
362
00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:46,773
AND WE ARE GONNA HAVE
A GREAT TIME.
363
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,200
- RIGHT NOW?
- RIGHT NOW.
364
00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:50,065
GO GET READY.
365
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:53,273
IF IT'S FRIED OR COMES ON A
STICK, WE'RE EATING IT TONIGHT.
366
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:54,536
[door closes]
[knock on door]
367
00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:55,914
- [sighs]
368
00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,113
HEY.
[chuckles]
369
00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:58,514
TWO HOURS EARLY.
370
00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:01,205
I-I GUESS THAT'S BETTER
THAN NOT SHOWING UP.
371
00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:04,448
- ACTUALLY, I'M TWO HOURS EARLY
BECAUSE I'M NOT SHOWING UP.
372
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,124
- YOU'RE CANCELLING ON ME?
373
00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:07,893
- WAIT.
374
00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:10,291
OH, GOD, I THOUGHT
YOU WERE GONNA SLAM THE DOOR.
375
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:11,593
- OH, I AM.
376
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:12,934
RIGHT NOW.
377
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,160
I REALLY GOT OFF ON THE--
378
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:25,565
- SO...
- YEAH.
379
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:26,705
[clears throat]
380
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:29,209
- MOM WAS DISCOVERING RE-ENTRY
INTO THE DATING WORLD
381
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,082
CAN BE A BIT BUMPY.
382
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:32,611
- WHERE DO YOU WORK?
383
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,975
- I WORK AT THE SUPERMARKET.
384
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,315
WHERE WE MET.
385
00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,349
- RIGHT.
386
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:40,885
- HAVING RUN OUT OF THINGS
TO TALK ABOUT--
387
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,321
HALF A MILE INTO THEIR DATE--
388
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:43,985
MOM NEEDED A NEW PLAN.
389
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:47,564
[merry calliope music]
390
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:50,004
- OH-HO-HO! YOU'RE ON FIRE!
391
00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,200
- KATIE!
392
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:52,231
MOM?
393
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:53,325
- MRS. FISHER?
394
00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:55,096
- HI, YOU REMEMBER GARY.
395
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:56,365
- UH, HELLO.
396
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:02,439
.
397
00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:03,005
- YOU'RE CRASHING MY DATE?
398
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:05,384
- I CAN'T DO THIS, ALL RIGHT?
399
00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:06,512
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
400
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,046
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE.
401
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,581
IT'S BEEN TOO LONG SINCE
I'VE BEEN ON A DATE.
402
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:11,246
I REALLY NEED YOU
TO BE OUR BUFFER.
403
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:14,524
- I JUST THINK THAT--
IS THAT MY SWEATER?
404
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:18,134
- RUNYEN SAID IT MADE MY LADIES
GO "BLAOW"!
405
00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:19,388
- YOU WANNA DO WHAT?
406
00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:20,486
- IT'S FINE.
407
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:21,587
THE BOY'LL LINE ME UP.
408
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:26,168
I JUST NEED YOU
TO HOLD MY GUIDE DOG.
409
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,469
- ALL RIGHT.
410
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,470
- THE ONLY WORSE IDEA:
411
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:31,472
GOING ON A DOUBLE DATE
WITH YOUR DAUGHTER.
412
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:34,344
- THEN--OH, GOD, KATIE!--
YOU MUST HAVE BEEN 11.
413
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,644
NO, SHE WAS 12, 'CAUSE THAT'S
WHEN SHE GOT HER TRAINING BRA.
414
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:42,116
SHE THREW UP ALL OVER ME
AND EVERYONE ON THE GRAVITRON.
415
00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:44,149
I'M SORRY, WHAT WAS
YOUR QUESTION AGAIN?
416
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:46,394
- I DON'T REMEMBER.
417
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,019
[gunshot, bell rings]
418
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,515
BULL'S-EYE!
- YEAH, IT IS.
419
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,386
- NOW I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING.
420
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,364
UH, NO OFFENSE.
421
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,003
- TO THE LEFT.
422
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,058
IT'S ALL YOU, SHERIFF.
423
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:57,196
[gunshot, bell rings thrice]
424
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,270
- WHOO!
425
00:14:59,299 --> 00:14:59,929
OH, NO.
426
00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,297
- WHAT, DID I HIT THE CARNY?
427
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,504
- NO, IT'S JENNY AND HER MOM.
428
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,166
OKAY, BE VERY, VERY STILL.
429
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:06,365
MAYBE THEY WON'T NOTICE US.
430
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,706
- MEL.
431
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,040
- ALLISON, HI.
432
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:13,077
HENRY, WILL YOU GIVE US
A MINUTE, PLEASE?
433
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:20,253
- HEY, I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T
WANT TO GO TO THE CARNIVAL.
434
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:23,557
NO, IT'S JUST I WAS ALREADY
GOING WITH MY FRIEND.
435
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,430
- IS THIS THE BOY
FROM YOUR BUILDING?
436
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:26,588
- YEAH.
437
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,696
- THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT ME.
438
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:31,198
- [giggling]
439
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:34,201
- NO, THEY WERE TALKING
ABOUT ME.
440
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:37,544
- FOR SO MANY REASONS, I'M SORRY
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED EARLIER.
441
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:40,610
AND THAT LAST MOVE, I'M JUST
GONNA BLAME ON BLINDNESS.
442
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,140
- YOU KINDA
LET YOUR HAND LINGER.
443
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,076
- WELL, I'M BLIND, NOT STUPID.
444
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,152
- [laughs]
445
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,550
- I REALLY DO HAVE TO APOLOGIZE.
446
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:50,321
- NO, YOU DON'T.
447
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,490
I'M LOOKING AT MY DAUGHTER
AND YOUR SON.
448
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:54,289
AWKWARD.
449
00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:57,721
AND I THINK I KNOW THE REASON
YOU NEEDED TO CANCEL EARLIER.
450
00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:00,087
AND WHY YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO
RIGHT NOW.
451
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:01,587
- OH, UH, POOR KID.
452
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,128
I'M ON IT.
453
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:04,333
I-I DO WANNA TAKE YOU
TO DINNER THOUGH,
454
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,474
IF YOU'RE STILL UP FOR THAT.
455
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,339
- ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW
WHERE I LIVE.
456
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:09,298
[chuckles]
457
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:10,596
OH, AND, BY THE WAY,
458
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:11,737
[slaps his bottom]
459
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,041
NOW WE'RE EVEN.
[chuckles]
460
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:15,243
GIRLS.
461
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:17,075
SHOULD WE JUST CALL IT?
462
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,250
I NEED TO GO HOME.
463
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,478
- WHAT? NO.
464
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,182
COME ON, MAN.
465
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:23,624
REMEMBER WE SAID WE'RE NOT
GONNA LET THEM BRING US DOWN.
466
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:27,550
BESIDES, I PAID FOR TEN SHOTS,
I'M TAKING TEN SHOTS.
467
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,757
HENRY, COME ON,
HOW ARE YOU NOT LOVING THIS?
468
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:30,819
- SORRY.
469
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:33,027
MAYBE YOU CAN GET REJECTED
AND NOT FEEL ANYTHING,
470
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,190
BUT I CAN'T.
471
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:36,257
I'M GLAD IT'S ALL
SO EASY FOR YOU.
472
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,066
YOU'RE GOOD.
473
00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:40,128
- HENRY, NOT EVERYTHING'S EASY
FOR ME.
474
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:43,037
[gunshot, bell rings five times]
475
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:45,470
BUDDY, LISTEN.
476
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:50,035
WHEN YOU TOLD ME
THAT MOM WAS GOING ON A DATE,
477
00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:51,337
I WAS HURT.
478
00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:53,278
I MEAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG,
I'M HAPPY FOR HER.
479
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:56,653
I JUST--I DIDN'T THINK
SHE'D BE...
480
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:57,823
READY SO SOON.
481
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:02,320
SO, BELIEVE ME,
I-I FEEL THINGS.
482
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,585
- BULL'S-EYE.
483
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,525
- ALL RIGHT, SHERIFF,
ONE SHOT LEFT.
484
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,430
- OKAY, MAN.
485
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:10,762
YOU KNOW WHAT?
486
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:12,627
LET ME TRY THIS ONE BY MYSELF.
487
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,665
I GOT THIS.
- OKAY.
488
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,201
- OKAY, YOU'RE DONE.
489
00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,466
HERE'S YOUR DOG, DUDE.
THANK YOU.
490
00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:18,674
- YEAH, THANK YOU.
491
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:20,535
- YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN
HIS FACE.
492
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,413
- YEAH, THAT WAS THE BEST.
WHAT SHOULD WE SHOOT NEXT?
493
00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:23,842
- YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME?
494
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,446
- WHAT IS IT?
IS IT A GIRL?
495
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:26,808
- HOW MANY CRUSHES DO YOU HAVE?
496
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:29,476
- NAH, IT'S
THIS REALLY COOL RIDE.
497
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:31,646
I DIDN'T THINK THEY'D HAVE IT,
BUT THEY DO.
498
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:32,824
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT.
499
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,192
- IT'S NOT SCARY, IS IT?
500
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:35,821
- NO.
501
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:37,155
IT'S LIKE A FERRIS WHEEL.
502
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:38,160
- OKAY, RIDERS!
503
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:40,191
HANDS UP.
504
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:41,187
- HANDS UP?
505
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:43,128
WHY WOULD WE NEED TO--
[buzzer]
506
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:44,503
- THEN I WENT
FROM BEING SOMEONE'S DAUGHTER
507
00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:47,201
TO BEING SOMEONE'S WIFE
TO BEING SOMEONE'S MOTHER.
508
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:51,674
IT'S JUST LIKE, WHERE DID JOYCE
GO IN ALL OF THAT, YOU KNOW?
509
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:54,174
- YEAH. JOYCE?
- HMM?
510
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:55,437
- WALK WITH ME FOR A SECOND.
511
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,275
- HEY, WHAT IS HAPPENING!
512
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,210
SOMETHING IS WRONG
WITH THIS FERRIS WHEEL!
513
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,676
[clang]
OW! WHAT WAS THAT?
514
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:02,153
- I THINK IT'S A DIME!
515
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,452
OW! NICKEL!
516
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,723
- THIS RIDE IS MALFUNCT--
[grunts]
517
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,762
HELP BELOW!
I AM A BLIND ATTORNEY!
518
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,158
[clanking]
STOP THIS RIDE!
519
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,630
- JOYCE, YOU'RE VERY NICE.
520
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:14,629
I LOVE YOUR ENTHUSIASM
521
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:18,301
AND YOUR...HEIGHT.
522
00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:21,671
BUT YOU'RE A BIT OF A MESS.
523
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,501
- WHAT?
524
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:26,166
- IF I WERE AT WORK, I'D SAY,
"CLEAN UP ON AISLE JOYCE!"
525
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:28,276
[laughs, stops suddenly]
526
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,238
ANYWAY,
527
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:36,517
I THINK WE SHOULD
JUST CALL IT A NIGHT.
528
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,549
- HEY, STOP THIS RIDE!
529
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:44,591
.
530
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:45,164
- OH, WHERE'D GAR-BEAR GO?
531
00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:48,602
TO FIND US
A BICYCLE BUILT FOR FOUR?
532
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,598
- YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO BELIEVE THIS.
533
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,200
- WAIT, DID HE LEAVE-LEAVE?
534
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:54,573
MOM, ARE YOU OKAY?
535
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:56,901
- YEAH, GARY--
- HEY.
536
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:59,236
- OH, HI.
537
00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:01,812
- UM...
538
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,781
HE WANTS US
TO DO THE PHOTO BOOTH.
539
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,910
JUST THE TWO OF US.
540
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,545
SOMETHING ABOUT
"CAPTURING THIS NIGHT."
541
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,450
AND HE WENT
TO GO GET QUARTERS.
542
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:12,822
IT'S OKAY IF WE KINDA SPLIT OFF
AND JUST GO OUR SEPARATE WAYS?
543
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,922
- OKAY.
[both laughing]
544
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,294
BUT I WANNA HEAR ABOUT IT AFTER.
545
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:18,793
- BELIEVE ME, YOU WILL.
- [laughs]
546
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,655
- JUST BECAUSE DAD
WAS DONE WITH RIDES,
547
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:21,593
DIDN'T MEAN I WAS.
548
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:24,728
[all screaming]
549
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,704
- MEL?
550
00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,903
- JOYCE? WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
551
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,495
- I HAD A MEETING.
552
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,267
- OKAY.
- CARNIVAL MEETING.
553
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:33,465
- OKAY.
554
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,836
- I REALLY DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT.
555
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,684
CLEAN UP ON AISLE MEL.
556
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,979
- WHAT?
557
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,511
- I THOUGHT IT WAS IMPORTANT
FOR ME TO GET OUT THERE AGAIN,
558
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:43,518
SO I WENT ON A DATE.
559
00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:44,820
[scoffs]
560
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,851
YEAH, A DATE.
- HMM.
561
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,456
- AND SINCE YOU'RE
BRINGING IT UP,
562
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:49,958
- I'M NOT BRINGING IT UP.
563
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:50,759
- IT'S JUST I HAVEN'T
HAD TO LOOK GOOD FOR SOMEONE
564
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,730
FOR A REALLY LONG TIME,
YOU KNOW.
565
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:54,889
AND, LIKE, MY BODY'S CHANGED
A LITTLE.
566
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:57,227
LIKE, SOME OF MY BODY PARTS ARE
JUST LOWER THAN THEY USED TO BE.
567
00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:59,704
AND THAT GOT ME IN MY HEAD
ABOUT EVERYTHING AND--
568
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:03,002
CAN'T BELIEVE I'M TALKING
ABOUT THIS WITH MY EX-HUSBAND.
569
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,635
- WELL, WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED
TO TALK ABOUT IT WITH?
570
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:05,671
THE KIDS?
571
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,465
- ACCORDING TO KATIE,
I AM NOT.
572
00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:09,807
I FEEL LIKE I'M SO MUCH
MORE HELPFUL TO HER WITH BOYS
573
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:11,782
THAN SHE IS WITH ME.
574
00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:14,381
WOW, I'M GONNA GO SEE
WHAT HENRY'S UP TO.
575
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:17,424
- ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DATING?
576
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:18,620
- ABSOLUTELY NOT.
577
00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:20,921
- SOMETIMES A LIE
CAN BE A GOOD THING...
578
00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:22,363
- JOYCE.
579
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:24,919
EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T SEE,
580
00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:26,857
BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU
581
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,903
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
582
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,998
- BUT HONESTY
IS THE BEST POLICY.
583
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:35,370
- THANKS, MEL.
584
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,602
[exhales]
585
00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:38,867
- YOU WON!
586
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,605
- UH-OH.
- WHAT?
587
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,610
- THAT'S KATIE AND HER DATE,
AND SHE CANNOT SEE ME ALONE
588
00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:44,442
OR WITH YOU.
589
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:45,777
QUICK, QUICK, QUICK, QUICK.
- WHERE ARE WE GOING?
590
00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:47,352
- SOMETHING CALLED "HELL-NADO."
591
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:49,850
- LONG AS IT'S NOT
THAT CRAZY FERRIS WHEEL.
592
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:51,722
OH, GOD.
593
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,291
CHECK FOR LOOSE CHANGE!
594
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,393
- SO I KNOW
IT STARTED OUT ROUGH,
595
00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:02,455
BUT HOW WAS YOUR NIGHT?
596
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:03,925
- SHE SMILED AT ME.
597
00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:05,603
- PRETTY GREAT.
598
00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:06,732
- OH, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU.
599
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:07,966
I THOUGHT OF A SUBTLE WAY
600
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,270
FOR YOU TO LET THAT JENNY GIRL
KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LIKE HER.
601
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:19,609
- SOMETIMES HAVING
A BLIND DAD SUCKS.
602
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:26,020
- THAT'S MY BOY.
41187
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