1 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:08,482 2 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:09,279 - I GREW UP WITH A DAD WHO WAS BLIND. 3 00:00:10,478 --> 00:00:13,678 BUT BEFORE YOU PICTURE A GUY SELLING PENCILS ON THE CORNER... 4 00:00:13,714 --> 00:00:15,224 [mechanical whirring] 5 00:00:15,249 --> 00:00:17,049 YOU NEED TO HEAR THE WHOLE STORY. 6 00:00:17,085 --> 00:00:19,315 [whirring continues] 7 00:00:22,256 --> 00:00:23,786 - WHOA, DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 8 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:25,534 - OH, HEY, BUDDY. 9 00:00:25,559 --> 00:00:27,259 OH, I WISH YOU WOULD'VE COME TEN MINUTES LATER. 10 00:00:27,295 --> 00:00:28,325 I WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU. 11 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,132 - BY BEING DEAD ON THE FLOOR? 12 00:00:30,164 --> 00:00:32,674 - NO, WITH A BIG-SCREEN TV FOR YOU 13 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:34,300 AND SURROUND SOUND FOR ME. 14 00:00:34,335 --> 00:00:36,365 - YOU KNOW THEY HAVE GUYS WHO CAN DO THIS. 15 00:00:36,404 --> 00:00:38,844 - YEP, YOU'RE LOOKING AT ONE. 16 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,642 NOW WE JUST GOTTA HEAD UP TO THE ROOF AND INSTALL THE DISH. 17 00:00:40,674 --> 00:00:41,644 - ROOF? 18 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:43,475 - THAT'S RIGHT, ROOF. 19 00:00:43,511 --> 00:00:47,351 - [drilling] 20 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:49,321 - HEY. THAT'S DANGEROUS, BUDDY. 21 00:00:49,350 --> 00:00:50,780 SAFETY FIRST. 22 00:00:50,818 --> 00:00:52,388 WHOA! OH! - DAD! 23 00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:53,690 - [clears throat] 24 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:55,861 I'M GOOD. 25 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:58,759 - AND THAT'S HOW WE GOT TV. 26 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:00,392 - * LET'S TELL THE WORLD 27 00:01:00,428 --> 00:01:02,758 * ALL THE THINGS WE'VE DONE 28 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:04,766 * PLACES WE'VE BEEN 29 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:06,798 * IN THE SETTING SUN 30 00:01:06,834 --> 00:01:11,244 * I'VE GOT A SONG AND A SMILE SO BRIGHT * 31 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:14,812 * I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE HERE TONIGHT * 32 00:01:14,842 --> 00:01:18,752 * I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE HERE TONIGHT * 33 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:23,222 - MY DAD NEVER LET THE FACT THAT HE WAS BLIND 34 00:01:23,251 --> 00:01:25,391 KEEP HIM FROM DOING THINGS A SIGHTED GUY COULD DO, 35 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:29,359 INCLUDING GETTING IN TROUBLE WITH A WOMAN. 36 00:01:29,390 --> 00:01:31,160 - HEY. - ME? 37 00:01:31,192 --> 00:01:33,292 - WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? - DEPENDS ON WHO YOU ASK. 38 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:34,327 - LAST NIGHT WHEN YOU WERE ON THE ROOF, 39 00:01:34,362 --> 00:01:35,732 I SAW YOU LOOKING IN THE SKYLIGHT 40 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:37,633 IN MY BATHROOM-- YOU CARE TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF? 41 00:01:37,665 --> 00:01:40,695 - HOW ABOUT IF INSTEAD I INTRODUCE YOU TO ELVIS, 42 00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:42,904 MY GUIDE DOG? 43 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,336 - WOW. 44 00:01:44,372 --> 00:01:46,412 - I WISH I COULD SEE YOUR FACE. 45 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,480 - AND I WISH I COULD GO BACK IN TIME. 46 00:01:48,509 --> 00:01:50,779 - BOTH WOULD TAKE MIRACLES. - [chuckles] 47 00:01:50,811 --> 00:01:52,811 - I ASSURE YOU I AM NOT A PEEPING TOM. 48 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:54,816 I AM IN FACT A PEEPLESS MEL. 49 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:56,918 - FISHER, OF COURSE. 50 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:59,450 GUIDE DOG FOUNDATION, MEMBER OF THE CALIFORNIA BAR. 51 00:01:59,487 --> 00:02:02,257 - SO PEEPING--BAD, STALKING--GOOD? 52 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:04,890 - [laughs] NO, I KEEP GETTING YOUR MAIL BY MISTAKE. 53 00:02:04,925 --> 00:02:06,355 I'M ALLISON. 54 00:02:06,394 --> 00:02:07,534 I'M GONNA GO AND GET IT. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 55 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:10,631 - I'LL WAIT HERE AND BE RIGHT HERE. 56 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:11,634 - CAREFUL, DON'T HIT THE CURB. 57 00:02:11,665 --> 00:02:13,295 - OKAY, I KNOW. - SLOW DOWN. 58 00:02:13,334 --> 00:02:15,374 [metal scraps] STOP. WE'RE HERE. 59 00:02:15,403 --> 00:02:18,713 PERFECT. I'M DRIVING HOME. 60 00:02:18,739 --> 00:02:20,369 - MY SISTER KATIE WAS LEARNING TO DRIVE, 61 00:02:20,408 --> 00:02:22,408 AND WE WERE ALL PAYING THE PRICE. 62 00:02:22,443 --> 00:02:24,253 - HEY, DAD. - WHOA. 63 00:02:24,278 --> 00:02:25,648 DON'T SNEAK UP ON A GUY LIKE THAT. 64 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:27,949 WHAT, DID YOU JUMP OUT OF THE CAR BEFORE IT STOPPED? 65 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:28,951 - I HAD TO GET OUT OF THERE. 66 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:31,292 I THINK SHE'S GETTING WORSE. 67 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:32,319 - WHICH ONE? 68 00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:34,463 - BOTH. - [chuckles] 69 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:36,288 - SEE YOU ON SUNDAY FOR DINNER, DAD. 70 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:37,464 - OKAY, LOVE YOU. 71 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:41,361 [indistinct chatter] 72 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:43,195 - YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE DOMINO EFFECT 73 00:02:43,231 --> 00:02:45,631 BRINGING SOMEONE ELSE THEIR MAIL WOULD CAUSE. 74 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:47,296 - HUH. - WHAT? 75 00:02:47,335 --> 00:02:48,465 - NOTHING. 76 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:51,542 - NOW MOM DID HAVE A HABIT OF MISINTERPRETING GESTURES. 77 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:55,882 - [mouthing] 78 00:02:55,909 --> 00:02:59,409 - I THINK HE'S WAVING AT ME. 79 00:03:01,482 --> 00:03:02,982 HEY, ANTHONY. 80 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,846 - [female voice] PLEASE SCAN YOUR FIRST ITEM. 81 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:06,816 [beep] 82 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:10,694 PLEASE SCAN YOUR FIRST ITEM. 83 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:12,234 [beep] PLEASE SCAN YOUR FIRST ITEM. 84 00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:15,400 - THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING, WOMAN. 85 00:03:15,429 --> 00:03:17,399 [beep] - PLEASE SCAN YOUR FIRST ITEM. 86 00:03:17,431 --> 00:03:19,301 - THIS IS NOT FASTER AT ALL. 87 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:21,873 - ALLOW ME. 88 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:24,412 [beep] 89 00:03:24,438 --> 00:03:27,238 - WOW, YOU'RE SMOOTH. 90 00:03:27,275 --> 00:03:28,335 - EIGHT YEARS HERE. 91 00:03:28,376 --> 00:03:29,436 YOU LEARN A THING OR TWO. 92 00:03:29,477 --> 00:03:33,247 LIKE AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN BUYING NINE LEAN CUISINES-- 93 00:03:33,281 --> 00:03:35,821 NOT THAT SHE NEEDS THEM-- IS PROBABLY DIVORCED. 94 00:03:35,849 --> 00:03:38,449 - SEPARATED. - I'M GARY. 95 00:03:38,486 --> 00:03:40,816 [beep] - I-I SAW YOUR NAME TAG. 96 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:42,564 MY--MY NAME TAG WOULD SAY "JOYCE" 97 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:44,290 'CAUSE MY NAME IS JOYCE. 98 00:03:44,325 --> 00:03:48,355 - WELL, JOYCE, TECHNICALLY THIS IS AGAINST STORE POLICY, 99 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:50,796 BUT I'M THE MANAGER UNTIL JOSH GETS BACK. 100 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:53,931 WANNA HAVE DINNER WITH ME SATURDAY? 101 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:55,497 - WOW. 102 00:03:55,536 --> 00:03:57,036 YOU'VE REALLY UPPED YOUR CUSTOMER SERVICE. 103 00:03:57,070 --> 00:04:00,440 YOU COULD GET, LIKE, EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH 104 00:04:00,474 --> 00:04:02,344 BECAUSE I REALLY NEEDED THIS TODAY. 105 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:04,006 THERE'S THIS WEIRD FLIRTY THING 106 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:05,414 BETWEEN MY EX-HUSBAND AND THIS WO-- 107 00:04:05,446 --> 00:04:06,506 YOU KNOW WHAT? WE'LL KEEP IT ABOUT US. 108 00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:07,717 - GREAT. - OKAY. 109 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:08,848 - SO THAT'S A YES? - THAT'S A NO. 110 00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:10,552 BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH. 111 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:12,354 THAT WAS SO NICE, I FEEL SO GREAT. 112 00:04:12,386 --> 00:04:14,416 NO, THANK YOU. - OUCH. 113 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:19,355 LOST TO A LEAN CUISINE. 114 00:04:19,393 --> 00:04:20,893 - DID YOU SEE THAT? 115 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:22,528 I JUST GOT ASKED OUT! 116 00:04:22,563 --> 00:04:25,303 IT'S TOO SOON TO BE DATING, RIGHT? 117 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:28,643 YEAH, MAYBE WAIT TILL YOU'VE BEEN SEPARATED A FULL MONTH. 118 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:29,599 - YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 119 00:04:29,637 --> 00:04:31,037 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 120 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:32,641 I SAW DAD FLIRTING WITH SOMEONE TODAY. 121 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:34,813 I MEAN, IF HE'S DOING IT, MAYBE IT'S NOT TOO SOON. 122 00:04:34,842 --> 00:04:36,412 MAYBE HE'S GOT THE RIGHT IDEA. 123 00:04:36,444 --> 00:04:37,514 MAYBE I SHOULD GET MYSELF OUT THERE. 124 00:04:37,545 --> 00:04:39,845 I MEAN--TICK-TOCK-- NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER, JOYCE. 125 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,050 AM I RIGHT? - WELL-- 126 00:04:41,081 --> 00:04:42,051 - I AM RIGHT, 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? 127 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:43,052 THERE IS NO RIGHT TIME. 128 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:44,653 IF I WAITED FOR THE RIGHT TIME TO DO THINGS, 129 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:46,415 I NEVER WOULD HAVE HAD YOU. 130 00:04:46,454 --> 00:04:47,364 THAT CAME OUT WRONG. 131 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:48,788 AND YOU CAME OUT WRONG: YOU WERE A BREACH. 132 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:50,022 I'M DOING IT! HEY, GAR! 133 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:51,387 WE'RE A GO FOR SATURDAY NIGHT. 134 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:53,455 - [over speaker] SHALL WE SAY 7:00? 135 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:55,964 [feedback rings] 136 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:59,026 IT'S NOT TOO SOON, RIGHT? 137 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:01,396 - [sighs] HENRY, LET'S GO! 138 00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:02,965 - RIGHT HERE, DAD. - HOLY MOSES! 139 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:04,543 YOU'RE LIKE A PRIUS. 140 00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:06,072 I'LL GET YOU A BELL. 141 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:08,536 - I LOVED SPENDING TIME AT MY DAD'S APARTMENT. 142 00:05:08,576 --> 00:05:10,676 THERE WAS A ROOF DECK, A PING-PONG TABLE, 143 00:05:10,711 --> 00:05:13,611 BUT THE GREATEST AMENITY... 144 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:14,717 WAS JENNY. 145 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:15,848 - S'UP? 146 00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:17,123 LAUNDRY DAY. 147 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,450 WE'RE GONNA CRUSH IT. 148 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:22,456 I, UH, THINK YOU DROPPED YOUR UNDERPANTS. 149 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:29,958 - HOW'D THAT GO? 150 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:31,127 - [sighs] 151 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:33,374 - OKAY, SO THEN, HE JUST ASKED. 152 00:05:33,401 --> 00:05:34,401 I KNOW! UNBELIEVABLE! 153 00:05:34,435 --> 00:05:35,935 LIKE, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SUPERMARKET. 154 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:37,139 I WAS-- - HEY! 155 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:38,540 ARE YOU TELLING THE GIRLS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY 156 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:39,912 WITH ME AND GARY? 157 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:41,710 - I WAS ACTUALLY JUST TALKING ABOUT ME AND ANTHONY. 158 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:42,982 - OH, HE ASKED YOU OUT? 159 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:44,910 THAT'S AWESOME! 160 00:05:44,945 --> 00:05:46,445 HOW GREAT IS THAT? 161 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,780 SPEAKER. 162 00:05:48,816 --> 00:05:50,376 IS NOT WHAT WE'RE DOING. 163 00:05:50,418 --> 00:05:51,588 - THAT'S IT. 164 00:05:51,619 --> 00:05:52,889 IT'S OVER. 165 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,390 I'M JUST GONNA SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE ALONE. 166 00:05:54,422 --> 00:05:56,422 - HENRY, YOU'RE 11. - RIGHT. 167 00:05:56,457 --> 00:05:57,527 SO, UNLIKE YOU, 168 00:05:57,558 --> 00:05:59,388 REST OF MY LIFE IS ACTUALLY A LONG TIME. 169 00:05:59,427 --> 00:06:00,887 - DUDE. 170 00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:02,458 - * THE WAY YOU WALK... 171 00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:03,856 - IT'S LIKE EVERYONE IN THIS FAMILY'S 172 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:05,167 GOT MORE GAME THAN ME. 173 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:06,168 - * AND DID YOU KNOW 174 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:07,999 * THE WAY 175 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:10,665 - ANYWAY, KATIE'S GOING TO THE CARNIVAL 176 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:11,674 WITH THAT ANTHONY GUY. 177 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,105 EVEN MOM'S GOT A DATE. 178 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:14,710 MOM'S GOT A DATE? 179 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:15,842 [buzzer] 180 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:18,676 - LAUNDRY'S DONE! 181 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,112 - YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S FINE. 182 00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:21,147 MOM'S READY TO GO ON A DATE? 183 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:22,851 I THINK THAT'S GREAT. 184 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:26,093 SO, HEY, CARNIVAL IS IN TOWN, RIGHT? 185 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:28,419 WHY DON'T YOU ASK THIS GIRL TO THAT? 186 00:06:28,456 --> 00:06:30,886 - I WOULD IF I COULD. BUT WHAT WOULD I SAY? 187 00:06:30,924 --> 00:06:33,594 YOU CAN USE ANYTHING AS A CONVERSATION STARTER, HENRY. 188 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:36,097 YOU KNOW, YOU JUST PLAY TO YOUR STRENGTHS. 189 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:38,469 - IT'S OVER HERE. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 190 00:06:38,499 --> 00:06:40,069 - WITH DAD, THERE WAS ALWAYS THIS FINE LINE 191 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:41,540 BETWEEN WHEN YOU COULD HELP 192 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:43,099 AND WHEN HE NEEDED TO FAIL ON HIS-- 193 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:44,166 - DO YOU NEED HELP? 194 00:06:44,204 --> 00:06:47,484 - THING IS, I DO, I REALLY DO. 195 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:50,208 - [chuckles] RIGHT NEXT TO IT. 196 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:53,453 AND THEN THERE'S ONE LAST ONE. [coin clinks] 197 00:06:53,481 --> 00:06:55,121 - IT'S ALLISON, RIGHT? - YES. 198 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:57,118 AND BY THE WAY, I AM IN 308. 199 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:58,550 IF YOU NEED ANYTHING. 200 00:06:58,586 --> 00:07:02,216 - THANK YOU, THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. 201 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:04,725 [door opens, closes] 202 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:05,928 AND THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE. 203 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:07,899 [laughs] - DAD WASN'T HELPLESS. 204 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:09,898 HE WAS BLIND FONZIE. 205 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:12,230 COME ON, WE LIVE IN A BACHELOR PAD. 206 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,225 LET'S BE BACHELORS. 207 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,237 TRUTH BE TOLD, I WAS REALLY WAITING 208 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:17,569 MORE AS A COURTESY TO YOUR MOM. 209 00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:19,505 BUT NOW THAT SHE'S GOING ON A DATE, 210 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:21,170 I GUESS WE'RE CLEARED FOR TAKEOFF. 211 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:24,038 SO YOU ASK OUT HALLWAY GIRL. - JENNY. 212 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:25,177 - AND I'LL ASK OUT ALLISON. 213 00:07:25,212 --> 00:07:26,782 - OKAY. - RIGHT? 214 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:30,054 [energetic pop music] 215 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:32,993 * 216 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:35,590 - I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT DAY. 217 00:07:35,623 --> 00:07:38,193 WE WALKED DOWN THAT HALLWAY WITH SWAGGER. 218 00:07:38,225 --> 00:07:40,125 AND A GUIDE DOG. 219 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:43,200 NOTHING COULD STOP US. 220 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:45,230 [victorious chords] 221 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:47,495 - DAD, THIS IS JENNY'S APARTMENT. 222 00:07:47,535 --> 00:07:49,835 - OH, I THOUGHT IT WAS ALLISON'S. 223 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:51,140 ISN'T THIS 308? 224 00:07:51,171 --> 00:07:53,571 - CORRECTION, SOMETHING COULD STOP US. 225 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:55,237 - OH, NO! - WHAT? 226 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:57,275 - LAUNDRY WOMAN IS HALLWAY GIRL'S MOTHER. 227 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,080 - ABORT. ABORT. 228 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:00,752 - COMING! - MOVE, DOG, MOVE! 229 00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:04,752 . 230 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:05,245 - MAYBE IT'S NOT SO BAD. 231 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,289 SO FATHER AND SON WANT TO DATE MOTHER AND DAUGHTER. 232 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,991 WOW. NOW THAT I SAY THAT OUT LOUD, IT IS SUPER CREEPY. 233 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:15,034 - ONE OF US NEEDS TO BACK OFF AND BE THE BIGGER MAN. 234 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:16,932 - OKAY, LITTLE MAN, [sighs] 235 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:17,974 GO AHEAD. 236 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,698 PRESENT YOUR CASE. 237 00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:21,903 - THE MAN IS NEVER NOT A LAWYER. 238 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:24,535 - JENNY IS THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS. 239 00:08:24,572 --> 00:08:26,172 - WOW. STRONG OPENING. 240 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:27,806 AND I THINK IT'S FAIR TO SAY 241 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:28,781 I GO ABOVE AND BEYOND AS A SON. 242 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:30,739 - TECHNICALLY, YOU WERE MY FIRST GUIDE DOG. 243 00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:33,178 - EXACTLY. THEREFORE, I CALL DIBS ON 308. 244 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:34,953 - AH, THE DIBS DEFENSE. 245 00:08:34,982 --> 00:08:37,952 I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING. 246 00:08:37,985 --> 00:08:40,015 ALL RIGHT, WHEN DOES THIS CARNIVAL PACK UP? 247 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:41,693 - SUNDAY. - OKAY. 248 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:43,592 YOU HAVE UNTIL THEN TO ASK YOUR GIRL OUT. 249 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:45,934 SHOULD YOU FAIL TO DO SO FOR ANY REASON: 250 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:49,599 ILLNESS, NATURAL DISASTER, SEVERE CASE OF THE 'FRAIDY CATS, 251 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:52,030 I WILL REENTER THE GAME. 252 00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:54,025 AND IF YOU THINK I WAS IMPRESSIVE IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM, 253 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,297 WAIT TILL YOU SEE ME ABOVE GROUND. 254 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:56,735 - SO IT WAS ON. 255 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:58,840 I HAD TWO DAYS TO GET JENNY'S ATTENTION. 256 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:02,312 - * JENNY JENNY JENNY GIRL * 257 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:05,882 * COME WITH ME TO THE TILT-A-WHIRL * 258 00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:08,883 * PLEASE COME WITH ME TO THE CARNIVAL * 259 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:09,916 - AND WHEN IT CAME TO GIRLS, 260 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:13,150 I COULD ALWAYS COUNT ON MY BEST FRIEND RUNYEN. 261 00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:15,916 - LET ME GIVE YOU MY FIRST NOTE. 262 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:17,626 THAT IS AWFUL. 263 00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:18,988 - KATIE? KITTY CAT? 264 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:20,186 WHERE'S KATIE? 265 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:21,957 SHE AND ANTHONY LEFT FOR THE CARNIVAL. 266 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:24,195 - SHE LEFT WITHOUT TELLING ME? 267 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:26,971 SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO HELP ME DECIDE WHAT TO WEAR. 268 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:27,970 AND WHAT TO SAY. 269 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:29,371 [gasping] AND HOW TO BE. 270 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:30,902 - YOU LOOK NICE, JOYCE. 271 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:32,638 WHAT DO YOU HAVE, A JOB INTERVIEW? 272 00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:33,943 - OH, GOD! 273 00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:35,114 OH, IT'S THE BLAZER. 274 00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:36,182 IT WAS A STUPID IDEA. 275 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:37,339 I JUST THOUGHT WITHOUT IT, 276 00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:38,977 YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO SEE THE PANTY LINES. 277 00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:40,082 HENRY, SWEETIE. - NO. 278 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:42,083 - CAN YOU SEE MY PAN-- - PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU-- 279 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:44,645 - OH, IT'S BEEN 17 YEARS SINCE I'VE BEEN ON A DATE. 280 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:46,145 - YEAH, BUT THAT WAS WITH A BLIND GUY. 281 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:48,016 - RIGHT? 282 00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:50,385 IT'S BEEN LIKE TWO DECADES SINCE ANYONE'S EVER SEEN ME NAKED. 283 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,063 I MEAN, NOT THAT SEX IS EVEN ON THE TABLE. 284 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,262 IS IT ON THE TABLE? 285 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:55,033 - ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE BED? 286 00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:58,002 - YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE. 287 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:04,741 - OKAY, THAT'LL BE 12.80. 288 00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:07,012 - I DON'T THINK SO. 289 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,380 I COUNTED THE CLICKS ON THE METER. 290 00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:10,238 30ยข A CLICK, 15 CLICKS, 291 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:13,107 PLUS THE BASE FARE: I BELIEVE THAT IS 7.35. 292 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:14,406 - [chuckles] 293 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:15,977 - I'M TIPPING YOU SO THAT WHEN YOU TELL THE STORY 294 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:19,986 ABOUT THE BLIND BASTARD, YOU CAN'T SAY HE WAS ALSO CHEAP. 295 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:23,190 DRIVE SAFELY! 296 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:24,293 FORWARD. 297 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:25,994 - HELLO, MEL. 298 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:28,056 - HELLO TO YOU. 299 00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:31,055 WHO'S THIS? - OH, IT'S ALLISON. 300 00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:32,898 - HOW ARE YOU? - IMPRESSED! 301 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:35,243 I JUST HAD FRONT-ROW SEATS TO THE MEL SHOW. 302 00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:36,698 YOU KNOW, I WOULD WATCH THAT AGAIN 303 00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:37,867 MAYBE OVER DINNER. 304 00:10:37,905 --> 00:10:41,065 - WOW, THAT'S...FORWARD. 305 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:42,978 OH! NOT YOU BOY. 306 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:44,850 - [laughs] OH, YOU KNOW, I SHOULDN'T HAVE ASKED. 307 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:48,148 - NO, I'M-- I'M VERY GLAD YOU DID. 308 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:49,451 - EXCEPT HE HAD 37 HOURS LEFT 309 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,752 ON THAT STUPID DEAL HE MADE WITH HIS SON. 310 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:52,945 - DO YOU HAVE PLANS TONIGHT? 311 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,986 - I DON'T. HOW ABOUT MONDAY? 312 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:56,962 - MEL, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME, IT'S FINE. 313 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,090 - I REALLY DO. 314 00:10:58,125 --> 00:10:59,985 IT'S--IT'S JUST-- - COME ON. 315 00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:03,257 ARE YOU GONNA GO OUT WITH ME TONIGHT OR NOT? 316 00:11:03,296 --> 00:11:06,066 - I AM. 317 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:08,139 - GREAT, GREAT. 318 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:11,238 - GREAT. [exhales] 319 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:15,911 [elevator bell dings] 320 00:11:15,943 --> 00:11:17,913 - OH, MAN! 321 00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:20,375 JENNY, WAIT! 322 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,953 IT'S ME. - OH, YEAH. 323 00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:24,993 HEY, GREEN UNDERWEAR. - CLASSIC. 324 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,718 I MEAN, I'M WEARING STRIPES NOW. 325 00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:28,464 I HAVE LOTS OF UNDERWEAR. 326 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:29,818 NOT IMPPORTANT. 327 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,827 OH! HERE'S AN IDEA. 328 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:34,229 DO YOU WANNA GO TO THE CARNIVAL WITH ME TONIGHT? 329 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:35,831 - OH, NO THANKS. 330 00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:37,403 SEE YA. 331 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:41,470 [door closes] - DUDE, SHE IS HOT. 332 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,371 I MEAN, EVEN WHEN SHE'S REJECTING YOU, 333 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:46,413 SHE IS HOT! 334 00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:52,078 - HENRY? 335 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:53,412 - YEAH? [door closes] 336 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,146 - LISTEN, SOMETHING JUST HAPPENED 337 00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:58,052 AND, UH, I FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT IT 338 00:11:58,085 --> 00:12:00,515 - REALLY? WELL LET ME MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 339 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:03,463 I JUST ASKED THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS TO THE CARNIVAL, 340 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:05,090 AND SHE TOTALLY SHOT ME DOWN. 341 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,185 IT WAS LIKE A PUNCH IN MY HEART. 342 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,197 - WAS YOUR DAY AS BAD AS THAT? 343 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,528 - IT JUST GOT A WHOLE LOT WORSE. 344 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:13,803 UH, BUT LISTEN I-- 345 00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,944 [sighs] I HAVE TO TELL YA. 346 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,239 I JUST RAN INTO ALLISON. 347 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:20,940 AND AN OPPORTUNITY PRESENTED ITSELF, 348 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:23,414 AND...I WENT FOR IT. 349 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:24,483 - YOU DID? 350 00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:25,811 - I KNOW I SHOULDN'T HAVE. 351 00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:26,976 - SURE YOU SHOULD HAVE. 352 00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:30,484 YOU KNEW IT WAS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN WITH ME AND JENNY. 353 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:33,017 - THING IS... 354 00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:34,423 SHE SHOT ME DOWN. 355 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:35,994 - SHE DID? 356 00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:38,133 - SOMETIMES A LITTLE LIE DOES A LOT OF GOOD. 357 00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:39,828 - BIG TIME. 358 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,090 - WHAT IS IT WITH THE GIRLS IN THAT FAMILY? 359 00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:42,998 - I KNOW, RIGHT? BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT? 360 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:43,830 WE'RE NOT GONNA LET IT BRING US DOWN. 361 00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:46,104 YOU AND I ARE GOING TO THAT CARNIVAL 362 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:46,773 AND WE ARE GONNA HAVE A GREAT TIME. 363 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,200 - RIGHT NOW? - RIGHT NOW. 364 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:50,065 GO GET READY. 365 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:53,273 IF IT'S FRIED OR COMES ON A STICK, WE'RE EATING IT TONIGHT. 366 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:54,536 [door closes] [knock on door] 367 00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:55,914 - [sighs] 368 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,113 HEY. [chuckles] 369 00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:58,514 TWO HOURS EARLY. 370 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:01,205 I-I GUESS THAT'S BETTER THAN NOT SHOWING UP. 371 00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:04,448 - ACTUALLY, I'M TWO HOURS EARLY BECAUSE I'M NOT SHOWING UP. 372 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,124 - YOU'RE CANCELLING ON ME? 373 00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:07,893 - WAIT. 374 00:13:07,921 --> 00:13:10,291 OH, GOD, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SLAM THE DOOR. 375 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:11,593 - OH, I AM. 376 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:12,934 RIGHT NOW. 377 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,160 I REALLY GOT OFF ON THE-- 378 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:25,565 - SO... - YEAH. 379 00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:26,705 [clears throat] 380 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:29,209 - MOM WAS DISCOVERING RE-ENTRY INTO THE DATING WORLD 381 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,082 CAN BE A BIT BUMPY. 382 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:32,611 - WHERE DO YOU WORK? 383 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,975 - I WORK AT THE SUPERMARKET. 384 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,315 WHERE WE MET. 385 00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,349 - RIGHT. 386 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:40,885 - HAVING RUN OUT OF THINGS TO TALK ABOUT-- 387 00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,321 HALF A MILE INTO THEIR DATE-- 388 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:43,985 MOM NEEDED A NEW PLAN. 389 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:47,564 [merry calliope music] 390 00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:50,004 - OH-HO-HO! YOU'RE ON FIRE! 391 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,200 - KATIE! 392 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:52,231 MOM? 393 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:53,325 - MRS. FISHER? 394 00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:55,096 - HI, YOU REMEMBER GARY. 395 00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:56,365 - UH, HELLO. 396 00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:02,439 . 397 00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:03,005 - YOU'RE CRASHING MY DATE? 398 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:05,384 - I CAN'T DO THIS, ALL RIGHT? 399 00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:06,512 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 400 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,046 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE. 401 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,581 IT'S BEEN TOO LONG SINCE I'VE BEEN ON A DATE. 402 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:11,246 I REALLY NEED YOU TO BE OUR BUFFER. 403 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:14,524 - I JUST THINK THAT-- IS THAT MY SWEATER? 404 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:18,134 - RUNYEN SAID IT MADE MY LADIES GO "BLAOW"! 405 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:19,388 - YOU WANNA DO WHAT? 406 00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:20,486 - IT'S FINE. 407 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:21,587 THE BOY'LL LINE ME UP. 408 00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:26,168 I JUST NEED YOU TO HOLD MY GUIDE DOG. 409 00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:27,469 - ALL RIGHT. 410 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,470 - THE ONLY WORSE IDEA: 411 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:31,472 GOING ON A DOUBLE DATE WITH YOUR DAUGHTER. 412 00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:34,344 - THEN--OH, GOD, KATIE!-- YOU MUST HAVE BEEN 11. 413 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,644 NO, SHE WAS 12, 'CAUSE THAT'S WHEN SHE GOT HER TRAINING BRA. 414 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:42,116 SHE THREW UP ALL OVER ME AND EVERYONE ON THE GRAVITRON. 415 00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:44,149 I'M SORRY, WHAT WAS YOUR QUESTION AGAIN? 416 00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:46,394 - I DON'T REMEMBER. 417 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,019 [gunshot, bell rings] 418 00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,515 BULL'S-EYE! - YEAH, IT IS. 419 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,386 - NOW I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING. 420 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,364 UH, NO OFFENSE. 421 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,003 - TO THE LEFT. 422 00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:56,058 IT'S ALL YOU, SHERIFF. 423 00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:57,196 [gunshot, bell rings thrice] 424 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,270 - WHOO! 425 00:14:59,299 --> 00:14:59,929 OH, NO. 426 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:01,297 - WHAT, DID I HIT THE CARNY? 427 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,504 - NO, IT'S JENNY AND HER MOM. 428 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,166 OKAY, BE VERY, VERY STILL. 429 00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:06,365 MAYBE THEY WON'T NOTICE US. 430 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,706 - MEL. 431 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,040 - ALLISON, HI. 432 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:13,077 HENRY, WILL YOU GIVE US A MINUTE, PLEASE? 433 00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:20,253 - HEY, I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO THE CARNIVAL. 434 00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:23,557 NO, IT'S JUST I WAS ALREADY GOING WITH MY FRIEND. 435 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,430 - IS THIS THE BOY FROM YOUR BUILDING? 436 00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:26,588 - YEAH. 437 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,696 - THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT ME. 438 00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:31,198 - [giggling] 439 00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:34,201 - NO, THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT ME. 440 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:37,544 - FOR SO MANY REASONS, I'M SORRY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED EARLIER. 441 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:40,610 AND THAT LAST MOVE, I'M JUST GONNA BLAME ON BLINDNESS. 442 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,140 - YOU KINDA LET YOUR HAND LINGER. 443 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,076 - WELL, I'M BLIND, NOT STUPID. 444 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,152 - [laughs] 445 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,550 - I REALLY DO HAVE TO APOLOGIZE. 446 00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:50,321 - NO, YOU DON'T. 447 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,490 I'M LOOKING AT MY DAUGHTER AND YOUR SON. 448 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:54,289 AWKWARD. 449 00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:57,721 AND I THINK I KNOW THE REASON YOU NEEDED TO CANCEL EARLIER. 450 00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:00,087 AND WHY YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO RIGHT NOW. 451 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:01,587 - OH, UH, POOR KID. 452 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,128 I'M ON IT. 453 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:04,333 I-I DO WANNA TAKE YOU TO DINNER THOUGH, 454 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,474 IF YOU'RE STILL UP FOR THAT. 455 00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,339 - ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE. 456 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:09,298 [chuckles] 457 00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:10,596 OH, AND, BY THE WAY, 458 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:11,737 [slaps his bottom] 459 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,041 NOW WE'RE EVEN. [chuckles] 460 00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:15,243 GIRLS. 461 00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:17,075 SHOULD WE JUST CALL IT? 462 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,250 I NEED TO GO HOME. 463 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,478 - WHAT? NO. 464 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,182 COME ON, MAN. 465 00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:23,624 REMEMBER WE SAID WE'RE NOT GONNA LET THEM BRING US DOWN. 466 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:27,550 BESIDES, I PAID FOR TEN SHOTS, I'M TAKING TEN SHOTS. 467 00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,757 HENRY, COME ON, HOW ARE YOU NOT LOVING THIS? 468 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:30,819 - SORRY. 469 00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:33,027 MAYBE YOU CAN GET REJECTED AND NOT FEEL ANYTHING, 470 00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,190 BUT I CAN'T. 471 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:36,257 I'M GLAD IT'S ALL SO EASY FOR YOU. 472 00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:38,066 YOU'RE GOOD. 473 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:40,128 - HENRY, NOT EVERYTHING'S EASY FOR ME. 474 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:43,037 [gunshot, bell rings five times] 475 00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:45,470 BUDDY, LISTEN. 476 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:50,035 WHEN YOU TOLD ME THAT MOM WAS GOING ON A DATE, 477 00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:51,337 I WAS HURT. 478 00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:53,278 I MEAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG, I'M HAPPY FOR HER. 479 00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:56,653 I JUST--I DIDN'T THINK SHE'D BE... 480 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:57,823 READY SO SOON. 481 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:02,320 SO, BELIEVE ME, I-I FEEL THINGS. 482 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,585 - BULL'S-EYE. 483 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,525 - ALL RIGHT, SHERIFF, ONE SHOT LEFT. 484 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,430 - OKAY, MAN. 485 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:10,762 YOU KNOW WHAT? 486 00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:12,627 LET ME TRY THIS ONE BY MYSELF. 487 00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,665 I GOT THIS. - OKAY. 488 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,201 - OKAY, YOU'RE DONE. 489 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,466 HERE'S YOUR DOG, DUDE. THANK YOU. 490 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:18,674 - YEAH, THANK YOU. 491 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:20,535 - YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN HIS FACE. 492 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,413 - YEAH, THAT WAS THE BEST. WHAT SHOULD WE SHOOT NEXT? 493 00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:23,842 - YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME? 494 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,446 - WHAT IS IT? IS IT A GIRL? 495 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:26,808 - HOW MANY CRUSHES DO YOU HAVE? 496 00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:29,476 - NAH, IT'S THIS REALLY COOL RIDE. 497 00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:31,646 I DIDN'T THINK THEY'D HAVE IT, BUT THEY DO. 498 00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:32,824 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT. 499 00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,192 - IT'S NOT SCARY, IS IT? 500 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:35,821 - NO. 501 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:37,155 IT'S LIKE A FERRIS WHEEL. 502 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:38,160 - OKAY, RIDERS! 503 00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:40,191 HANDS UP. 504 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:41,187 - HANDS UP? 505 00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:43,128 WHY WOULD WE NEED TO-- [buzzer] 506 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:44,503 - THEN I WENT FROM BEING SOMEONE'S DAUGHTER 507 00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:47,201 TO BEING SOMEONE'S WIFE TO BEING SOMEONE'S MOTHER. 508 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:51,674 IT'S JUST LIKE, WHERE DID JOYCE GO IN ALL OF THAT, YOU KNOW? 509 00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:54,174 - YEAH. JOYCE? - HMM? 510 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:55,437 - WALK WITH ME FOR A SECOND. 511 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,275 - HEY, WHAT IS HAPPENING! 512 00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,210 SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS FERRIS WHEEL! 513 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,676 [clang] OW! WHAT WAS THAT? 514 00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:02,153 - I THINK IT'S A DIME! 515 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,452 OW! NICKEL! 516 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,723 - THIS RIDE IS MALFUNCT-- [grunts] 517 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,762 HELP BELOW! I AM A BLIND ATTORNEY! 518 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,158 [clanking] STOP THIS RIDE! 519 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,630 - JOYCE, YOU'RE VERY NICE. 520 00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:14,629 I LOVE YOUR ENTHUSIASM 521 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:18,301 AND YOUR...HEIGHT. 522 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:21,671 BUT YOU'RE A BIT OF A MESS. 523 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,501 - WHAT? 524 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:26,166 - IF I WERE AT WORK, I'D SAY, "CLEAN UP ON AISLE JOYCE!" 525 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:28,276 [laughs, stops suddenly] 526 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,238 ANYWAY, 527 00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:36,517 I THINK WE SHOULD JUST CALL IT A NIGHT. 528 00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,549 - HEY, STOP THIS RIDE! 529 00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:44,591 . 530 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:45,164 - OH, WHERE'D GAR-BEAR GO? 531 00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:48,602 TO FIND US A BICYCLE BUILT FOR FOUR? 532 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,598 - YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS. 533 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,200 - WAIT, DID HE LEAVE-LEAVE? 534 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:54,573 MOM, ARE YOU OKAY? 535 00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:56,901 - YEAH, GARY-- - HEY. 536 00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:59,236 - OH, HI. 537 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:01,812 - UM... 538 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:03,781 HE WANTS US TO DO THE PHOTO BOOTH. 539 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,910 JUST THE TWO OF US. 540 00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,545 SOMETHING ABOUT "CAPTURING THIS NIGHT." 541 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,450 AND HE WENT TO GO GET QUARTERS. 542 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:12,822 IT'S OKAY IF WE KINDA SPLIT OFF AND JUST GO OUR SEPARATE WAYS? 543 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,922 - OKAY. [both laughing] 544 00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,294 BUT I WANNA HEAR ABOUT IT AFTER. 545 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:18,793 - BELIEVE ME, YOU WILL. - [laughs] 546 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,655 - JUST BECAUSE DAD WAS DONE WITH RIDES, 547 00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:21,593 DIDN'T MEAN I WAS. 548 00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:24,728 [all screaming] 549 00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,704 - MEL? 550 00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,903 - JOYCE? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 551 00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:30,495 - I HAD A MEETING. 552 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,267 - OKAY. - CARNIVAL MEETING. 553 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:33,465 - OKAY. 554 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,836 - I REALLY DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 555 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,684 CLEAN UP ON AISLE MEL. 556 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,979 - WHAT? 557 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,511 - I THOUGHT IT WAS IMPORTANT FOR ME TO GET OUT THERE AGAIN, 558 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:43,518 SO I WENT ON A DATE. 559 00:19:43,550 --> 00:19:44,820 [scoffs] 560 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,851 YEAH, A DATE. - HMM. 561 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,456 - AND SINCE YOU'RE BRINGING IT UP, 562 00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:49,958 - I'M NOT BRINGING IT UP. 563 00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:50,759 - IT'S JUST I HAVEN'T HAD TO LOOK GOOD FOR SOMEONE 564 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,730 FOR A REALLY LONG TIME, YOU KNOW. 565 00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:54,889 AND, LIKE, MY BODY'S CHANGED A LITTLE. 566 00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:57,227 LIKE, SOME OF MY BODY PARTS ARE JUST LOWER THAN THEY USED TO BE. 567 00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:59,704 AND THAT GOT ME IN MY HEAD ABOUT EVERYTHING AND-- 568 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:03,002 CAN'T BELIEVE I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS WITH MY EX-HUSBAND. 569 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,635 - WELL, WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT IT WITH? 570 00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:05,671 THE KIDS? 571 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,465 - ACCORDING TO KATIE, I AM NOT. 572 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:09,807 I FEEL LIKE I'M SO MUCH MORE HELPFUL TO HER WITH BOYS 573 00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:11,782 THAN SHE IS WITH ME. 574 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:14,381 WOW, I'M GONNA GO SEE WHAT HENRY'S UP TO. 575 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:17,424 - ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DATING? 576 00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:18,620 - ABSOLUTELY NOT. 577 00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:20,921 - SOMETIMES A LIE CAN BE A GOOD THING... 578 00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:22,363 - JOYCE. 579 00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:24,919 EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T SEE, 580 00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:26,857 BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU 581 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,903 YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 582 00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,998 - BUT HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY. 583 00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:35,370 - THANKS, MEL. 584 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,602 [exhales] 585 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:38,867 - YOU WON! 586 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,605 - UH-OH. - WHAT? 587 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,610 - THAT'S KATIE AND HER DATE, AND SHE CANNOT SEE ME ALONE 588 00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:44,442 OR WITH YOU. 589 00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:45,777 QUICK, QUICK, QUICK, QUICK. - WHERE ARE WE GOING? 590 00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:47,352 - SOMETHING CALLED "HELL-NADO." 591 00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:49,850 - LONG AS IT'S NOT THAT CRAZY FERRIS WHEEL. 592 00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:51,722 OH, GOD. 593 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,291 CHECK FOR LOOSE CHANGE! 594 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,393 - SO I KNOW IT STARTED OUT ROUGH, 595 00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:02,455 BUT HOW WAS YOUR NIGHT? 596 00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:03,925 - SHE SMILED AT ME. 597 00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:05,603 - PRETTY GREAT. 598 00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:06,732 - OH, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU. 599 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:07,966 I THOUGHT OF A SUBTLE WAY 600 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,270 FOR YOU TO LET THAT JENNY GIRL KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LIKE HER. 601 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:19,609 - SOMETIMES HAVING A BLIND DAD SUCKS. 602 00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:26,020 - THAT'S MY BOY.