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No feet!
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No! No!
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- No! Not the hair!
- Yes.
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- Not the - Frances!
- Ow!
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I tried to make a frittata,
but it's really more of a scramble.
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This is interesting.
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“To praise a work of literature
by calling it sincere...
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is now at best a way of saying that,
although it may be given...
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no aesthetic or intellectual
admiration -”
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I wouldn't eat
a domesticated dog.
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You say that
just because they're cute.
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Don't be stupid.
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I should sleep in my own bed.
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Why?
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Because I bought it.
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Stay.
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But take off your socks.
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- it's hairless?
- No, it has fine, curly hair.
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There's this house
in Westchester -
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the basement
is all Cornish Rexes.
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It smells awful.
The top floor is Siamese cats.
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- I'm allergic to cats.
- They're hypoallergenic.
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- This is a special Frances kitty.
- Oh. Who knew?
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This one's the runt, which is cheaper,
but I think it's the best one anyway.
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I figure one runt
and one regular.
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I put a hundred-dollar
down payment on each cat.
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Well, 80 for the runt
and a hundred for the other one.
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- Why not just get one cat?
- A cat needs a buddy. If you get one, you need two.
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I'll give you $200
to get no cats.
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So who will take care of them
if you go away?
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I thought we could
get 'em together.
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And move them back and forth
between our apartments?
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No. I thought maybe...
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you could move in with me.
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Oh. Wow.
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- Do you want to move in with me?
- Yeah.
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Yes. I mean,
I do have this other thing.
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- What other thing?
- Well, I don't know.
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I promised Sophie
I'd stay through the lease...
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and she'll probably
want to renew it.
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Is that bad?
I'm sorry. I feel bad.
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- Can't she find someone else?
- Yeah, but it's my friend.
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- Uh-huh.
- I want to move in with you. - Okay.
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- I feel bad.
- Don't feel bad. Forget it.
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- No. What?
- Nothing.
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- You're mad.
- I'm not mad. I'm disappointed.
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- I feel bad.
- Stop feeling bad.
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Frances, I asked you
to move in. You said no.
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- But I can't.
- You can. You don't want to.
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- Who is it?
- I don't have to get it.
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- Who is it? - Sophie. I'll call her later.
- Just pick up the phone.
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- Are you sure?
- Answer it.
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Yo, girl! What's up?
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Hey, where are you?
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I can't come.
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Are you drunk?
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I love you!
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Ahh! Dumpling House!
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I can't really talk right now.
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Okay. I love you.
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Okay.
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I love you.
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She's with these guys...
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Benji and Lev,
at a party in Chinatown.
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They're drunk.
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I don't know.
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Maybe this isn't working.
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- I'm sorry.
- Me too..
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Maybe -
No, never mind.
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- What?
- I want to pay you for the cats.
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I'm not gonna take
money from you...
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but I am going
to get the cats anyway.
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But then you're gonna be
a single guy with two cats.
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Why would I be single?
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- With two cats.
- No, I know.
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I mean,
why would I be single?
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I don't know.
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I thought you said that
this isn't working.
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I mean, if we don't move in together.
If we can't move in together.
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We can move in together.
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I don't know that I believe
anything I'm saying.
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Uh-huh.
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This hasn't been great
for a while.
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“This hasn't been great
for a while.”
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This has not been -
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- Where are you going?
- Home, I guess.
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I'm really... tired.
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I'm always so tired.
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Let's move in together.
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Hi!
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You're crazy.
You know Lev?
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Yes.
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- And Benji?
- Hi.
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I can't get interested
in art or books...
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or movies about animals.
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The animals have to talk
or be at war for me to be interested.
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Don't hit the third rail.
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Shit!
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The F's not running.
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- I want a sip.
- Do you want your own?
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I want a sip.
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The coffee people are right.
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We are like a lesbian couple
that doesn't have sex anymore.
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- Wait. Come back.
- Don't pick at your face.
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I don't like smoking alone.
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Me and Dan
don't have sex anymore.
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Didn't have sex anymore.
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Yeah, that's why you broke up.
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And if it happened,
he would just -
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He only had one way
he could finish.
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Oh, I hate that.
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It was always with me facing flat
on the bed from behind...
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which just -
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everything that matters
is covered up.
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- It's like with me and Patch.
- Yo, Patchy!
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'Sup, brah?
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The way he always likes
to come in my face.
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Yeah. Classy.
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He's the kind of guy who says,
“I've gotta take a leak.”
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And wears predistressed
baseball hats.
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He's a nice guy -
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you know, for today.
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I should feel bad
I went to that party.
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You deserved it.
You just got out of relationship jail.
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- I think Dan was an alcoholic.
- He was.
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He wasn't a real alcoholic...
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but sometimes he would have,
like, 12 beers.
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- Hey.
- What?
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Lev is asking
for your number.
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Give it to him.
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You did just break up
with Dan. Today.
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Just do it.
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I love you, Sophie,
even if you love...
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your phone that has e-mail
more than you love me.
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My phone that has e-mail
doesn't leave a casserole dish...
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in the sink for three days.
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What about that time
you made a cake?
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I love you too.
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“Ahoy, sexy.
Are you around this week?"
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"Ahoy, sexy"?
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That is actually very gay.
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Am I nautically sensual?
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You're funny.
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Lev didn't laugh
at any of my jokes.
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You are so funny.
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Should I text him back...
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“Starboard anal sex”?
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No.
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Tell me the story of us.
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Again?
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All right, Frances.
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We are gonna
take over the world.
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You'll be this awesomely
bitchy publishing mogul.
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And you'll be this famous
modern dancer...
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and I'll publish
a really expensive book about you.
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That d-bags we make fun of
will put on their coffee tables.
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- And we'll co-own a vacation apartment in Paris.
- And we'll have lovers.
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- And no children.
- And we'll speak at college graduations.
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- And honorary degrees.
- So many honorary degrees.
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- Colleen ?
- Yeah.
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What time's rehearsal?
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It's 4:00. Don't forget
to bring your shoes.
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- Hey.
- Jesus!
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Sorry. I'm here.
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I don't have time to talk.
I'm doing the job of three people.
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But I can see you
after rehearsal.
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I read that article in the Times.
You must be so happy.
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Yeah, thanks. I forget
I make my own work sometimes.
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Bu! thanks.
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- I usually hate that woman's writing.
- Right. Thank you, Frances.
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Actually, I had a couple of questions.
I'm trying to be proactive about my life.
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Ah. Well, I might have some
studio space available...
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if you want to play
with some choreography.
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Uh, no, I was wondering
if there were...
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any more classes
at the school I could teach.
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I'm a little -
I'm kind of broke.
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I'll check,
but I'm all full up, I think.
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I thought so. I'm just proud
of myself for asking.
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I'll probably be able to use you and some of
the other apprentices for the Christmas show.
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- I mean, that's something.
- That's great.
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I just wanted to say
I really look up to you...
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and I just -
I think you're great.
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A beat-up old dancer doing paperwork?
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I really need to do
all this paperwork now.
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I'm running rehearsal today,
so I'll see you there.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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And then he was like,
"Rachel, you are cold and mean."
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And I was like, “Fuck...
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that really hurt my feelings.”
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And up over the head.
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Boom. Perfect.
Over and. . . shoulder:
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Boom, boom, boom. That was great.
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Face each other.
Look at each other.
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Wrap the head around.
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That's nice. That's nice.
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Move it around.
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That's good, Rachel.
That's night.
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- All night. Understudies, out.
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Understudies, out. Out.
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All right. Good.
Take it from the beginning.
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Plié and straighten...
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and plié and straighten...
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and relevé and down.
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And relevé all the way up
and turn...
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to the other side...
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and all the way down.
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And now we have
the other foot in front.
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And plié and straighten
and plié -
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- Ahoy, sew!
- Ahoy, sexy!
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- There's no service.
- Sometimes there is for a second.
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What is going on
with that phone, lady?
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I didn't want to do it without knowing
it was okay with you first.
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- Do what?
- I want to move into this apartment with Lisa.
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It's this great apartment in Tribeca,
which is what I've always wanted...
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but I don't want to do it
if it's not okay with you.
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- Oh.
- They need to know by tomorrow...
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so I kind of need to say
something today.
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Who have you been e-mailing?
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My parents, for help
with the broker's fee.
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- You have to pay our rent.
- I know.
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I'll pay till the end of the lease.
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You know, there's only
another two months anyway.
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Are you okay with it?
I really don't want to do it if you're not.
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- I thought we were gonna renew our lease.
- Yeah, but we never talked about it.
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- I could've moved in with Dan.
- Not if you broke up.
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- That's why we broke up.
- Really?
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No.
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It's literally on my favorite street.
Lisa said it was too good to pass up.
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- You hate Lisa.
- She's okay.
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- We make fun of her.
- We're both really clean.
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I'm busy.
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- I wish it was gonna be with you.
- Yeah.
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- But Lisa found the place.
- Right.
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Does this train go to DeKalb?
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We could always look for a place
together, if you want.
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But it's really hard
to find stuff in Tribeca.
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I can't afford Tribeca.
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I'm not leaving you.
I'm just moving neighborhoods.
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What are you doing?
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I put my ring on my thumb,
and I'm having trouble getting it off.
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Hold your hand above your head.
It'll drain the blood out.
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I look like
I'm asking a question.
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Ow! Fuck! Fuck!
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We bought the kettle
together, remember?
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At the Mexican superstore?
Jesus!
246
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,879
Bring it back!
Or buy me another kettle!
247
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:27,537
Hi. I just - I just got a tax rebate.
Do you want to go to dinner?
248
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,076
This is me in the locker room
with the Knicks.
249
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,371
- Wow.
- Sophie said you liked basketball.
250
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,165
That was just one time.
251
00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:36,162
Oh, crazy.
252
00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:40,087
Oh, yeah. I was goofing around with
this vintage Triumph I think I'm gonna buy.
253
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,836
- Motorcycles are so loud.
- What?
254
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,962
You can't listen to music
when you're on a motorcycle.
255
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,964
But you're on a motorcycle.
256
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:49,683
- This is me with Jay Leno.
- He's such a dick.
257
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,595
I know,
but don't you just love him?
258
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,438
- Oh!
- No.
259
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:55,772
- Yes.
- No.
260
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,642
Ye- No. Yes.
261
00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,769
I'm the one with the tax rebate.
262
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:02,522
- Can I take it?
- Uh - Uh - Uh-
263
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,190
Fine.
264
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,909
Just because you bought dinner
doesn't mean I'm gonna sleep with you.
265
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,199
I'm not trying to sleep with you.
266
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:13,325
- No, I was pretending to be a liberated woman.
- Oh. I got it.
267
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:16,794
Thanks for paying.
That was very sweet. You're a lady.
268
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,207
Sorry, but the card didn't go through.
269
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:23,627
- Do you have another card you want to try?
- Oh, shit. Sorry.
270
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:27,722
- This is a debit card.
- Only credit cards or cash.
271
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,215
Okay-
272
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,680
I'm so embarrassed.
I'm not a real person yet.
273
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:33,394
- I got it.
- No, no. No.
274
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:36,230
I'm just gonna go run
and get some cash.
275
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,906
- Where's your ATM?
- No ATM. Not working.
276
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:53,243
Is there an ATM that way?
277
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,408
That way? Okay.
278
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,906
All right. I'll ask her.
I'll let you know.
279
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:37,033
Okay, man. See you.
280
00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:40,128
Sorry, that was Benji.
My Sophie.
281
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,209
You go to Switzerland?
282
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,628
Have I been to Switzerland?
No.
283
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,633
No. I mean, did you go to -
284
00:18:46,751 --> 00:18:48,628
Where were you?
285
00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:52,633
Oh, I - It took me
so long to find the -
286
00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:55,727
What the fuck'?
You're bleeding.
287
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:57,971
What? Oh!
288
00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:01,019
- I c- I can't find it.
- It's somewhere on your arm.
289
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,359
I - Oh, shit! Sorry.
290
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,228
Don't apologize to me.
291
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:07,481
Oh, damn it. Let me -
292
00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,323
No, no. One second.
293
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,738
I'm gonna go...
use the bathroom.
294
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,702
- This place is pretty awesome.
- Thank you.
295
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:19,575
- You're welcome.
- I'm a first responder.
296
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:22,704
- Ah. You didn't have to do that.
- You're injured.
297
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:25,422
I know, but I'm fine.
298
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:28,884
- There.
- Like a Boy Scout.
299
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:32,505
Sophie makes fun of me because
I can't account for my bruises.
300
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,346
- We're not living together anymore.
- Really?
301
00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:37,889
Yeah. I'm gonna have
to find a new place.
302
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:41,856
I can't afford to stay there alone.
I was thinking Washington Heights.
303
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:45,351
The chick in the little room
might be moving to Portland next month.
304
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:47,399
Oh. That's good to know.
305
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:51,403
You smoke inside?
306
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,152
- Yeah. Don't you?
- No.
307
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,074
- Want to?
- Yeah.
308
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:04,211
This makes me feel like
a bad mother in 1987.
309
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:06,080
You want to see my room?
310
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,502
Oh!
311
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:10,126
- Is this your family?
- Nope.
312
00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:12,379
Yo, check it.
Vintage lenser.
313
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:20,311
Eh!
314
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,978
Here we are.
315
00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:27,022
Oh, my God. This is amazing.
316
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:30,397
- Lev? Honey, you home?
- Oh, Benji's home.
317
00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,398
So do you do it professionally?
318
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,738
Yes.
Well I mean, I'm an apprentice...
319
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:37,328
but it is a professional
dance company.
320
00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:41,040
Oh. I love dance.
I dated a dancer in high school...
321
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:44,252
and her teacher said
I could've really had a future in it.
322
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,245
You liar. He's a liar.
323
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:49,256
No, I'm not.
Ask anyone from school.
324
00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:51,717
No, I really love to dance.
325
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:54,713
It's pretty great.
I mean, it's a hard world, but -
326
00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:57,215
- Do us a dance.
-I'd feel weird.
327
00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:59,262
Come on.
Just one move.
328
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,269
Uh...
329
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,102
That was great.
330
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:12,605
You should be in this music video
a friend is working on.
331
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:16,325
- I'll hook you guys up.
- You guys are like magic.
332
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:18,740
Is Noodle Champion
still open? I'm starving.
333
00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:22,991
- I don't think so.
- All we have is - We have eggs.
334
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,243
I want something prepared...
335
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:27,916
and brought to me.
336
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:29,129
Wait.
337
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:43,807
- Bye. It was really good.
- I'll call ya. We'll shoot some pigeons.
338
00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:46,272
- I'll let you know about my show.
- Yes, please.
339
00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:48,356
- I love your hair.
- Thank you.
340
00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:50,397
- Thanks for stopping by.
- Bye.
341
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:03,660
This is the best night I've had
since Sophie dumped me.
342
00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:09,002
I should probably go.
343
00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:13,045
Make a left out of the building,
take the first right.
344
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:17,170
- The F is on the other side of the bridge, on East Broadway.
- You'll see a 99-cent store.
345
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:19,968
Okay. Yeah.
346
00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:21,682
I should go.
347
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,644
Is that chick really
moving to Portland?
348
00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:29,516
- Yeah.
- Before you go, do us another dance.
349
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,267
Okay-
350
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:59,550
I know when to go out...
351
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:03,262
or when to stay in.
352
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,510
Get things done.
353
00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:49,558
- What time you get in last night?
- Late. Like 1:00.
354
00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:51,772
Why didn't you come in
and say hi?
355
00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:54,059
I'm sorry.
I thought you were asleep.
356
00:23:54,183 --> 00:23:56,151
I wasn't asleep.
I heard you come in.
357
00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,612
Then you knew
what time I got in?
358
00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:02,321
I'm working on some sample skits
for Saturday Night Live.
359
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:05,320
A producer said I could probably
get a job writing for them.
360
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:07,446
- Cool.
- Such a lie.
361
00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:09,456
- Guys, this is Nessa.
- Hey.
362
00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:11,667
Hello. I'm Frances.
363
00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:15,459
Lev and I were gonna make
bacon-egg bagels. You want some?
364
00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:18,753
Oh, no. Thanks, though.
I wanted to go to the Met...
365
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:22,048
and I have to deposit this check
and drop off my laundry.
366
00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:24,171
A whole Sunday planned.
367
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,344
- Ever ridden on a motorcycle?
- Once.
368
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:28,684
It's an '85 Honda Shadow VT700.
369
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:31,099
- Are you impressed?
- Very. Mm-hmm.
370
00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:33,564
So why do you want
to live together?
371
00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:36,776
Well, I met Benji
through my friend Sophie.
372
00:24:36,892 --> 00:24:39,111
- Where is Sophie these days?
- Busy with work.
373
00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:40,696
- Which Sophie?
- Sophie Levy.
374
00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:42,907
Get out!
I fucked her little brother.
375
00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:44,775
Oh, you fucked Thomas.
376
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:46,868
- Yeah.
- You fucked who?
377
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:50,866
- How do you know her?
- We went to college together, and we're the same person.
378
00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:52,913
- You're that Frances!
- But we have different hair.
379
00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:55,127
That's what we say.
Yeah, I'm that Frances.
380
00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:57,793
- She speaks so highly of you.
- Well, we're best friends.
381
00:24:57,913 --> 00:24:59,961
She's been to my house
for Christmas three times.
382
00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:02,130
- Why doesn't she go to her own house?
- She's Jewish.
383
00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:04,970
- She was saying last week she loved you.
- You saw her last week?
384
00:25:05,087 --> 00:25:08,682
- When did you fuck her brother?
- Where were you guys? - I met you last night.
385
00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:12,220
- We were at that restaurant, Po.
- Who were you fucking last week, Lev?
386
00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,142
Is that a good restaurant?
387
00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:17,858
Was she with -
Who was she with?
388
00:25:17,975 --> 00:25:20,194
Me and Thomas and that guy
she dates, Patch.
389
00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:23,029
- Double-date.
- And some girl. Lena?
390
00:25:23,147 --> 00:25:26,367
- Lisa. Cunt.
- Who were you fucking last week, Frances?
391
00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:29,578
- I make love.
- Frances: undateable.
392
00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:32,539
- Aren't you a lot older than Sophie?
- No. We went to college together.
393
00:25:32,656 --> 00:25:35,876
- Hmm. You seem older.
- I'm a couple months older.
394
00:25:35,993 --> 00:25:37,745
Like, a lot older...
395
00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:40,464
but less, like, grown up.
396
00:25:40,581 --> 00:25:42,925
It's weird.
You have an older face.
397
00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:46,262
But, like, you don't have
your shit together.
398
00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:51,683
Nessa can't come from sex.
Only 69.
399
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,427
That's a crazy helmet.
400
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:56,271
Got to. Motorcycle law.
Can you leave that rent check?
401
00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:59,392
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'll just put it on your desk.
402
00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:02,315
- 950, right?
- Nope, 1,200.
403
00:26:02,436 --> 00:26:04,438
I don't, um -
404
00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:06,531
When I moved in,
we said 950.
405
00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:09,652
Nope. The whole space is 4,000,
but the little room's only 1,200.
406
00:26:09,777 --> 00:26:13,407
No, she's right. We said we could pay
that much until she got more cash.
407
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,449
Remember? Because when I do
the Christmas show...
408
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:19,670
- I'll make more because I'll be doing ten shows a week.
- Oh, right.
409
00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:23,212
So we're good with 950'?
That's okay? I'm really sorry.
410
00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:25,460
No prob.
411
00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:27,586
Catch you on the flip side.
412
00:26:29,004 --> 00:26:30,927
He leaves so easily.
413
00:26:31,048 --> 00:26:33,426
Well, transportation's his thing.
414
00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:37,271
Bike, skateboard.
He has a car too.
415
00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:40,186
I can't even get
out of the house on my feet.
416
00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:44,478
You know what Virginia Woolf book
this reminds me of?
417
00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,605
Frances: undateable.
418
00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:49,988
Want to watch a mo vie?
419
00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:53,079
- Now?
- Yeah. Let's do a movie afternoon.
420
00:26:53,195 --> 00:26:55,948
I already wasted the whole day.
I already feel bad.
421
00:26:56,073 --> 00:26:58,292
I think it's a great day.
422
00:26:58,408 --> 00:27:01,457
I ate an egg bagel
that Lev's slut made me.
423
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:04,669
I Internet-acquired three pairs
of very rare Ray-Bans.
424
00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:07,418
I'm doing awesome.
425
00:27:07,543 --> 00:27:09,420
I thought we were both broke.
426
00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:12,264
I caved and finally took
a loan from my stepdad.
427
00:27:12,381 --> 00:27:16,056
Bastard.
I need a fucking job, though.
428
00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:19,020
- What about SNL ?
- Yeah, maybe.
429
00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:21,391
It's gone so downhill.
430
00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:24,647
Till then, it's after 3:00.
431
00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:27,279
I can drink.
432
00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:29,490
Let's do something fun.
433
00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:32,701
- We could go to a movie.
- Movies are so expensive now.
434
00:27:32,818 --> 00:27:35,321
Yeah, but you're at the movies.
435
00:27:35,445 --> 00:27:38,289
I should be saving
so I can pay full rent.
436
00:27:38,407 --> 00:27:40,580
Well, I'm not gonna force you.
437
00:27:40,701 --> 00:27:42,749
I have to work out, at least.
438
00:27:42,870 --> 00:27:45,623
I cannot get fat.
439
00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:52,759
Do I look old to you?
440
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,383
No. Yes.
441
00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:58,351
- How old?
- Older than I am?
442
00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,979
- Older than 27?
- No.
443
00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:04,350
Twenty-seven is old, though.
444
00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:21,075
Isn't this place amazing?
445
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,544
- Is that an Eames chair?
- Yeah.
446
00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:26,546
- Isn't this great?
- Total rich-kid apartment.
447
00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:29,709
The boys just have good eyes.
They find stuff all the time.
448
00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:31,923
Do you know who
Lev Shapiro's dad is?
449
00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:35,548
He doesn't get along with his dad.
Lev and Benji are artists.
450
00:28:35,672 --> 00:28:40,269
Exactly. The only people who can afford
to be artists in New York are rich.
451
00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:42,433
I'm an artist.
I'm not rich.
452
00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:44,431
You are rare.
453
00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:46,775
We need whiskeys.
454
00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:50,738
It's just, this apartment
is very... aware of itself.
455
00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:54,446
Everyone who comes here loves it.
I love it.
456
00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:56,944
The three of us
are hilarious together.
457
00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:59,948
We're like a sitcom:
My Two Husbands.
458
00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:03,372
Oh, that's great.
I'm really happy for you, Frances.
459
00:29:03,492 --> 00:29:05,460
Thank you, Sophie.
460
00:29:07,037 --> 00:29:08,414
Ladies.
461
00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:10,711
Lev Shapiro, you know Sophie?
462
00:29:10,832 --> 00:29:14,257
Of course.
Still beautiful.
463
00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:16,763
- How is the publishing business?
- You know, not good.
464
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,723
How's sculpture?
465
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,968
Amazing-ng-ng.
466
00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:23,391
Oh. My boyfriend likes
that artist you work for.
467
00:29:23,512 --> 00:29:27,437
- Tell your boyfriend he can talk to me
if he wants to buy something. - I will.
468
00:29:27,557 --> 00:29:30,310
Are we buying art now?
Is that the point we're at?
469
00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:33,609
- I need to get clean. Ladies.
- Bye.
470
00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:37,655
- Lev would totally date you.
- I have a boyfriend.
471
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,619
But isn't he charming
and so handsome?
472
00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:42,489
You could be over here all the time.
it would be great.
473
00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:45,242
Then you wouldn't have to spend
all that time with Lisa.
474
00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:49,167
- Right. I could fuck him just to not hang outwith Lisa.
475
00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:52,462
Don't mind me.
I'm just trying to get your attention.
476
00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:59,507
How could you not want to date him?
He's kind of magic.
477
00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:01,850
Because I'm with Patch.
478
00:30:03,302 --> 00:30:05,304
Patch is the kind of guy...
479
00:30:05,429 --> 00:30:07,648
who buys
a black leather couch...
480
00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:10,150
and is like, “I love it.”
481
00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:13,904
- What are we doing with our day?
- I got to get going around 5:00.
482
00:30:14,021 --> 00:30:16,524
- I thought we were hanging out.
- We are.
483
00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:20,403
- All day.
- I have plans with Patch tonight. I told you.
484
00:30:20,527 --> 00:30:24,077
- No, you didn't.
- Yes, I did. I texted that to you.
485
00:30:24,197 --> 00:30:25,949
- No, you didn't.
- Yes, I did.
486
00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:28,418
- Here.
- We're not doing that.
487
00:30:28,535 --> 00:30:30,754
That's shitty.
It's not court.
488
00:30:30,871 --> 00:30:33,420
- I did text you, though.
- I believe you.
489
00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:37,841
- You don't have to believe me. I did text you.
- Want to see my room?
490
00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:41,340
I kind of have a crush on this boy,
but his name is Georgie...
491
00:30:41,465 --> 00:30:43,934
so I don't really know
how far it's gonna go.
492
00:30:44,051 --> 00:30:47,931
- Can't fuck a Georgie.
- “I want you inside me, Georgie."
493
00:30:48,055 --> 00:30:50,433
- Have you been dating anyone?
- Nope.
494
00:30:50,557 --> 00:30:52,480
- Oh, Frances.
- It's fine.
495
00:30:52,601 --> 00:30:55,605
- What about Benji?
- Benji thinks I'm undateable.
496
00:30:55,729 --> 00:30:59,199
It's really funny when he does it.
You and I are both undateable.
497
00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:01,611
Guys can't handle us.
We're gonna end up spinsters.
498
00:31:01,735 --> 00:31:04,363
You better break that to Patch.
499
00:31:04,488 --> 00:31:07,162
Boys are easier.
Girls are passive-aggressive.
500
00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:10,161
Boys are just like,
"Clean up your shit."
501
00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:12,162
You're still messy.
502
00:31:14,164 --> 00:31:16,007
I've been busy.
503
00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:19,879
No, it wasn't a criticism.
I meant it as a nice thing.
504
00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:24,141
You will always be messy, and you will always
look at yourself too much in the mirror.
505
00:31:24,257 --> 00:31:28,182
- When did I look at myself in the mirror?
- Always. You just were doing it.
506
00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:30,556
There are so many mirrors
in this apartment.
507
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,557
I don't want you to change.
508
00:31:32,682 --> 00:31:35,982
I like your clothes everywhere
and your mirror thing. It's sweet.
509
00:31:36,103 --> 00:31:38,652
- You have stuff too.
- What?
510
00:31:38,772 --> 00:31:41,150
You judge people who aren't
as moderate as you are.
511
00:31:41,274 --> 00:31:43,902
- I do not.
- You do, and you don't read.
512
00:31:44,027 --> 00:31:48,533
- Hey, bitches!
- Benji! You're crazy!
513
00:31:52,202 --> 00:31:55,081
- Want to see my room?
- Sure.
514
00:31:56,206 --> 00:31:58,800
- Hey, guys, this is Lindsay.
- Hi.
515
00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:09,560
I wish we had cookies.
516
00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:12,435
I wish we had Chessmen.
517
00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:53,097
- Good show tonight.
- You too.
518
00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:56,566
- You were beautiful tonight.
- Thank you.
519
00:32:56,683 --> 00:32:58,356
- Hey.
- Hi. Sorry.
520
00:32:58,477 --> 00:33:01,606
I'm so slow.
I have trouble leaving places.
521
00:33:01,730 --> 00:33:03,277
You were great tonight.
522
00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:05,571
Thanks.
523
00:33:05,692 --> 00:33:07,535
Frances,
I wanted to tell you...
524
00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:10,030
so you would have
some days to process it:
525
00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:12,453
We won't be able to use you
in the Christmas show.
526
00:33:12,574 --> 00:33:14,747
I'm really sorry.
527
00:33:14,868 --> 00:33:16,415
What?
528
00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:20,541
- I'm really sorry. You know what bad
shape the company's in.
- I know.
529
00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:23,134
We can talk about next steps
when we're back in February.
530
00:33:24,669 --> 00:33:26,888
- Am I fired?
- No.
531
00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:28,302
I just- I like you...
532
00:33:28,423 --> 00:33:31,848
and I want to talk about the future
and make sure it's what you want.
533
00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:35,438
- I want to be in the company.
- I know.
534
00:33:35,555 --> 00:33:38,058
Take your time.
535
00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:40,311
I will.
I can't help it.
536
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,663
Oh, my love!
I'm so glad you're here!
537
00:33:55,784 --> 00:33:57,502
You were great.
Really great.
538
00:33:57,619 --> 00:34:00,589
- Could you see me?
- We were in the risers, so we could see to the back.
539
00:34:00,705 --> 00:34:04,050
- Who?
- Sorry. Had to take a leak.
540
00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:06,590
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
541
00:34:08,255 --> 00:34:11,179
Shall we all go out
for a quick drink?
542
00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:12,516
“A quick drink”?
543
00:34:12,634 --> 00:34:15,558
- Yeah, we have to get up early tomorrow.
- Tomorrow's Saturday.
544
00:34:15,679 --> 00:34:18,523
We have to catch a flight. We're
meeting my parents in the Galapagos.
545
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:22,065
I haven't packed yet.
You know me.
546
00:34:22,185 --> 00:34:24,904
- Last-minute Mabel.
- Ronald Rule-follower.
547
00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:37,367
I want us to be family,
you know?
548
00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:40,120
I can be part of your family,
don't you think?
549
00:34:40,245 --> 00:34:42,839
Patch, I love you -
I want to love you -
550
00:34:42,956 --> 00:34:44,799
but I need you to get drunk.
551
00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:46,714
- How are we doing?
- Really good.
552
00:34:46,835 --> 00:34:50,931
We'll get a bottle of your most
expensive vodka for the table...
553
00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:53,638
and then all of the stuff
that comes with it.
554
00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:55,305
Very good.
555
00:34:56,469 --> 00:34:58,722
- Sophie.
- Yes?
556
00:34:58,847 --> 00:35:00,975
- Come with me.
- Where? - Bathroom.
557
00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:03,193
Really?
We're still doing this?
558
00:35:03,310 --> 00:35:05,813
Patch, you got this,
money-wise?
559
00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:07,439
Yep.
560
00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:12,991
I was lying.
I don't love Patch.
561
00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:15,955
- I do love him.
- Since when? When did this happen?
562
00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:19,368
- It's been happening.
- That's fucking bullshit. Come on!
563
00:35:19,492 --> 00:35:22,871
No, you're bullshit. And you're
making me feel really bad right now.
564
00:35:22,996 --> 00:35:26,876
- I want to love him if you love
him, but you don't love him. - I do.
565
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,128
Sophie, I fucking held your head
while you cried.
566
00:35:29,252 --> 00:35:32,301
I bought special milk for you.
I know where you hide your pills.
567
00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:34,057
Don't treat me like
a three-hour-brunch friend!
568
00:35:34,174 --> 00:35:36,802
I'm not talking to you
while you're like this.
569
00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:41,394
- We have to go.
- I'm going.
570
00:35:41,514 --> 00:35:44,142
- We can stay if you want.
- Come on, get your stuff.
571
00:35:44,267 --> 00:35:46,736
I'm going.
You fucking sit down!
572
00:35:48,396 --> 00:35:50,865
Enjoy the Galapagos.
573
00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:53,906
I'm also going on vacation.
A long one.
574
00:35:54,027 --> 00:35:56,450
I'll set up my e-mail
so it sends out a vacation e-mail.
575
00:35:56,571 --> 00:35:59,199
My voice mail will also say
I'm on vacation...
576
00:35:59,324 --> 00:36:01,998
so if you get that, don't worry -
I'm on vacation.
577
00:36:02,118 --> 00:36:05,292
I'll try to give you a call
when I get back. Thanks, guys.
578
00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:07,336
This was great.
579
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:19,435
- You're cleaning?
- I'm not messy. I'm busy.
580
00:36:21,137 --> 00:36:24,641
I don't make the bed.
Sophie always made the bed.
581
00:36:24,766 --> 00:36:28,111
I'm so happy you're home.
I had such a shitty night.
582
00:36:28,228 --> 00:36:30,230
Tsk. Oh, sorry, kid.
583
00:36:30,355 --> 00:36:34,201
I had a great night. I cracked the
second act of my script. I'm on page 68.
584
00:36:34,317 --> 00:36:37,571
Oh, that's exciting.
Is it for SNL?
585
00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:41,701
No, this is a sample script
I'm writing for the third Gremlins.
586
00:36:41,825 --> 00:36:44,294
- Boy trouble tonight?
- Sophie trouble.
587
00:36:44,411 --> 00:36:47,381
- Undateable.
- And I kind of-
588
00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:51,043
I - I-l got temporarily fired.
589
00:36:51,167 --> 00:36:53,716
I've been fired a million times.
Makes you cool.
590
00:36:53,837 --> 00:36:56,340
Yeah, but if I don't have
the Christmas show...
591
00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:58,717
I can't... pay rent.
592
00:37:00,301 --> 00:37:02,099
Do you have any tunes?
593
00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:04,393
Wait right there.
594
00:37:20,363 --> 00:37:21,990
It's a jammer.
595
00:37:30,165 --> 00:37:32,293
- It's great.
- I know.
596
00:37:32,417 --> 00:37:35,421
- I love it. Put it on my mix.
- Aren't these headphones tits?
597
00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:38,306
I just got 'em. They're super-duper
noise-canceling...
598
00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:40,517
so I don't have
to hear Lev fuck.
599
00:37:43,970 --> 00:37:45,768
- Oh, no.
- All right.
600
00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:53,401
Lev and I were talking about getting
a maid to come once a week.
601
00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:55,944
- A maid?
- Yeah, it's not that expensive.
602
00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:58,405
It's like 400 bucks a month.
603
00:37:59,778 --> 00:38:02,076
Do you know
I'm actually poor?
604
00:38:02,197 --> 00:38:03,870
You aren't poor.
605
00:38:03,990 --> 00:38:06,288
There are poor people.
You aren't one of them.
606
00:38:06,409 --> 00:38:09,333
You'd feel poor if you had
as little money as I do.
607
00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:12,628
But you're not poor.
That's offensive to actual poor people.
608
00:38:12,749 --> 00:38:15,423
Yeah, I guess that's true.
609
00:38:15,543 --> 00:38:17,295
You want -
610
00:38:17,462 --> 00:38:19,635
- You want to hear something hilarious?
- Yes.
611
00:38:19,756 --> 00:38:22,475
Lev thinks we're gonna
end up married.
612
00:38:22,592 --> 00:38:24,469
I'm too tall to marry.
613
00:38:24,636 --> 00:38:26,559
You are.
614
00:38:26,679 --> 00:38:29,808
That's so funny.
Why does he think that?
615
00:38:29,933 --> 00:38:33,312
Well, I did want to sleep with you
when I first met you.
616
00:38:33,478 --> 00:38:35,651
But now - totally undateable.
617
00:38:35,772 --> 00:38:39,822
I guess we are like a married couple
in a way. We talk. We don't have sex.
618
00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:42,407
Yeah, we get along super well.
619
00:38:42,529 --> 00:38:44,748
Sophie and I were like that too.
620
00:38:44,864 --> 00:38:46,912
Right, but Sophie's a girl...
621
00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:49,456
and you're both straight,
so it had less, like...
622
00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:51,375
real-world probability.
623
00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:53,248
Right. Well -
624
00:38:53,373 --> 00:38:55,501
Okay. I'm done.
625
00:38:57,460 --> 00:39:00,304
I hope I don't have the spins
when I lie down.
626
00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:03,800
Just lay on your back
by the edge of the bed...
627
00:39:03,925 --> 00:39:06,724
and put one foot on the floor.
628
00:39:06,845 --> 00:39:08,518
It helps.
629
00:39:13,476 --> 00:39:15,194
Good night, then.
630
00:39:15,311 --> 00:39:16,733
Good night.
631
00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:19,825
- Good luck with Gremlins.
- Three.
632
00:39:19,941 --> 00:39:21,909
Open? Shut?
633
00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:23,778
Shut, I guess.
634
00:39:23,903 --> 00:39:25,997
- I don't know. Does it matter?
- I'll leave it open...
635
00:39:26,114 --> 00:39:29,744
so if you need to throw up or cry
or something, you can call me.
636
00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:31,711
Thanks, yeah. Open.
637
00:40:09,991 --> 00:40:13,245
Welcome
to Sacramento International Airport...
638
00:40:13,369 --> 00:40:15,246
gate way to Northern California.
639
00:40:15,371 --> 00:40:17,999
- Hi!
- Hi, honey. So glad you're home.
640
00:40:18,124 --> 00:40:20,923
- Good to see you.
- Hi, Rosie!
641
00:40:29,761 --> 00:40:33,607
- People are lamenting being 28, Chris?
- I know. I can't handle it.
642
00:40:35,934 --> 00:40:39,939
Bacon.
Bacon like it was chips.
643
00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:48,280
I'll send it. I didn't want
to load you down with photos.
644
00:40:48,404 --> 00:40:50,498
- I like this picture.
- I'll send it to you.
645
00:40:56,037 --> 00:41:00,588
I love - I love that trumpet!
646
00:41:12,679 --> 00:41:14,681
Integrity and acceptance.
647
00:41:14,806 --> 00:41:16,683
Integrity and acceptance.
648
00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:18,560
We seek spiritual growth.
649
00:41:18,685 --> 00:41:21,859
- Intellectual stimulation.
- Intellectual stimulation.
650
00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:06,324
It's kind of far away from her.
There aren't any trains.
651
00:42:06,441 --> 00:42:07,863
What about subways?
652
00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:11,329
Look, look.
These - These look good.
653
00:42:11,446 --> 00:42:13,494
- Okay.
- Look at those legs.
654
00:42:13,614 --> 00:42:15,241
Does that hurt?
655
00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:18,870
- Nope, you're numb. Won't feel a thing.
- Will it hurt when I'm not numb?
656
00:42:32,091 --> 00:42:34,059
Frances ?
657
00:42:34,218 --> 00:42:35,970
I'm in here.
658
00:42:36,095 --> 00:42:39,099
Come on, honey.
I really, really need to get in there.
659
00:42:39,223 --> 00:42:42,648
- I'll be out in a second.
- Frances, how much longer?
660
00:42:48,524 --> 00:42:51,994
- Are these new cutting boards?
- Mm-hmm.
661
00:42:52,111 --> 00:42:54,785
As soon as I found red ones,
there I was.
662
00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:57,750
- We have to make -
- More tamales.
663
00:42:57,867 --> 00:43:01,872
- I can't believe Mom gave our tamales away.
- Well, Mom, you know -
664
00:43:01,996 --> 00:43:05,717
- What's this one? Did I make this?
- You made that.
665
00:43:05,833 --> 00:43:09,258
Oh, here's the green ballerina.
This is the one.
666
00:43:09,378 --> 00:43:12,803
- The green ballerina? - You were the green girls
- Chandra and her mother.
667
00:43:12,924 --> 00:43:16,599
Right. Yeah, that was our level.
We were level green.
668
00:43:26,395 --> 00:43:28,272
- Bye. I love you.
- Bye, honey.
669
00:43:28,397 --> 00:43:30,820
- It was a great trip.
- Yeah, I'll call you...
670
00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:33,786
as soon as I'm back
in New York. Bye.
671
00:43:38,116 --> 00:43:39,789
Bye.
672
00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:01,811
- Ahoy, sexy!
- Oh, hey.
673
00:44:04,517 --> 00:44:06,144
Stop thanking me.
674
00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:09,314
It just means a lot,
letting me stay with you.
675
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:12,484
I want you to know, you are
definitely getting a thank-you note.
676
00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:14,243
Don't worry.
677
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:17,614
Hey, have you ever done
where you, like, play fight?
678
00:44:17,738 --> 00:44:20,491
- Why?
- Because it's funny. To be funny.
679
00:44:20,658 --> 00:44:23,161
- I don't want to.
- It's super fun.
680
00:44:23,327 --> 00:44:26,001
Um, so just come at me.
681
00:44:26,164 --> 00:44:27,336
No.
682
00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:29,045
Okay, well, then, I'll just -
683
00:44:29,167 --> 00:44:31,511
Stop it! Damn it!
684
00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:33,512
Sorry.
You have to fight back.
685
00:44:33,671 --> 00:44:35,298
Stop it! I said stop!
686
00:44:35,423 --> 00:44:37,346
Oh. S-Sorry.
687
00:44:39,427 --> 00:44:41,304
Thank you so much.
688
00:44:41,429 --> 00:44:44,023
Oh, my God.
He's the most beautiful creature.
689
00:44:44,140 --> 00:44:48,190
He's in the 90 percentile
for height and 95 for weight.
690
00:44:48,311 --> 00:44:51,440
But it evens out later, when they walk.
It doesn't mean he'll be fat.
691
00:44:51,564 --> 00:44:52,656
No!
692
00:44:52,773 --> 00:44:56,494
- Eh, you're getting a phone call.
- Oh.
693
00:44:56,611 --> 00:44:59,990
It's so funny when people
have kids, and they're all...
694
00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:03,994
“I used to be so focused on me,
and now I'm totally not.” it's like, no.
695
00:45:04,118 --> 00:45:07,998
It's still you. It's half you.
it's a mini-you.
696
00:45:08,122 --> 00:45:10,716
I mean, you made it.
697
00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:15,547
- I forgot to eat today.
- The only time you hear the phrase...
698
00:45:15,671 --> 00:45:19,096
“I'm not here to make friends”
is on reality television.
699
00:45:21,260 --> 00:45:23,137
- Oh! Sorry.
- It's okay.
700
00:45:23,262 --> 00:45:26,516
- I'm so sorry.
- No, I'm trying to not drink right now.
701
00:45:26,641 --> 00:45:28,393
- I'm sorry.
- Don't be.
702
00:45:28,517 --> 00:45:31,270
You're not the one
who's bat-shit crazy after four vodkas.
703
00:45:31,395 --> 00:45:34,399
Janelle had a hard time
giving it up when she was pregnant.
704
00:45:34,565 --> 00:45:37,694
I did, yeah.
I totally understand.
705
00:45:37,818 --> 00:45:39,912
What do you do?
706
00:45:40,071 --> 00:45:44,247
- What? - What do you do? It's such a
stupid question, I thought I'd ask it.
707
00:45:44,408 --> 00:45:46,752
Oh, no. I'm - I'm a lawyer.
708
00:45:46,869 --> 00:45:50,339
- What do you do?
- That's such a stupid question.
709
00:45:50,456 --> 00:45:54,086
Just kidding.
Um, it's kind of hard to explain.
710
00:45:55,211 --> 00:45:57,339
Because what you do
is complicated?
711
00:45:57,463 --> 00:45:59,591
Uh, because I don't really do it.
712
00:46:02,551 --> 00:46:05,304
- I am a dancer, I guess.
- Mm.
713
00:46:05,429 --> 00:46:07,477
Frances and I
are in the same company.
714
00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:09,851
But Rachel's in the main company.
I'm an apprentice.
715
00:46:09,976 --> 00:46:14,072
Hopefully the touring company soon.
I have a meeting with Colleen on Monday.
716
00:46:14,188 --> 00:46:16,190
- Oh, cool.
- Yeah.
717
00:46:16,315 --> 00:46:18,568
But things are really great.
718
00:46:18,693 --> 00:46:20,946
Rachel and I have
a really cool apartment.
719
00:46:21,070 --> 00:46:24,745
Or Rachel does,
and I'm staying there for six-ish weeks.
720
00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:26,959
- Five.
- Right. Five. Yeah.
721
00:46:27,076 --> 00:46:28,999
But everything's
up in the air right now.
722
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,919
I like being alone.
723
00:46:32,039 --> 00:46:34,087
- I just got back from Sacramento.
- Oh!
724
00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:36,836
Oh, Andy and Janelle
just got back from Paris.
725
00:46:36,961 --> 00:46:39,635
Six and a half hours
on a plane with a baby.
726
00:46:39,755 --> 00:46:42,429
Won't be doing that again soon.
But it was heaven.
727
00:46:42,550 --> 00:46:44,644
Do you ever get to Paris?
728
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:47,309
Uh, no, not really.
Kind of, once.
729
00:46:47,471 --> 00:46:50,065
Actually, no.
What's that museum...
730
00:46:50,182 --> 00:46:52,059
with the escalators and tubes?
731
00:46:52,184 --> 00:46:53,652
- The Pompidou.
- Yeah!
732
00:46:53,769 --> 00:46:55,646
They have this great place
in the Sixth.
733
00:46:55,813 --> 00:46:58,692
- Oh, it's a little pied-a-terre.
- Literally?
734
00:46:58,816 --> 00:47:00,818
Yeah, but it's
a really special place.
735
00:47:00,985 --> 00:47:03,829
Yeah, it's just so hard
to get to spend any time there...
736
00:47:03,988 --> 00:47:06,457
since I got the job at the Journal...
and the baby.
737
00:47:06,574 --> 00:47:10,454
I'd love to go to Paris.
I'll bet it's magic.
738
00:47:10,578 --> 00:47:12,455
Uh, my friend
from college, Abby...
739
00:47:12,580 --> 00:47:15,459
who moved there with her boyfriend
because he works at a bank...
740
00:47:15,583 --> 00:47:19,213
in college, she was one
of the top five group of friends...
741
00:47:19,337 --> 00:47:22,807
but then Zoe became closer
to the group and Abby moved...
742
00:47:22,923 --> 00:47:24,470
to the outer circle.
743
00:47:24,592 --> 00:47:26,936
Sophie and Abby
never totally got along...
744
00:47:27,053 --> 00:47:28,600
and then she started
dating Paul...
745
00:47:28,721 --> 00:47:31,224
who I always thought
would've dated any of us...
746
00:47:31,349 --> 00:47:33,727
but... he ended up with Abby.
747
00:47:36,187 --> 00:47:38,281
Well, if you're ever there...
748
00:47:38,397 --> 00:47:41,867
- we like for it to be used.
- Yeah.
749
00:47:42,026 --> 00:47:44,950
I don't see myself
getting there super soon...
750
00:47:45,071 --> 00:47:47,699
but... thanks, thanks.
751
00:47:47,823 --> 00:47:50,246
That is a very sexy dress.
752
00:47:51,452 --> 00:47:53,329
Fuck, I sound
like a gay grandmother.
753
00:47:53,454 --> 00:47:56,583
Frances, I think you know
one of my colleagues at Goldman -
754
00:47:56,707 --> 00:47:58,630
Reade “Patch” Krause.
755
00:47:58,751 --> 00:48:01,721
Yeah, I know Patch.
“'Sup, brah?”
756
00:48:01,879 --> 00:48:04,007
That's him.
Nobody is better...
757
00:48:04,131 --> 00:48:06,600
at anticipating inflection points
than Patchy.
758
00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:10,438
His girlfriend, Sophie, and I
are the same person with different hair.
759
00:48:10,554 --> 00:48:13,683
Not really.
We went to college together...
760
00:48:13,808 --> 00:48:17,733
and we used to take the train into the
city on weekends and make bad decisions.
761
00:48:17,853 --> 00:48:20,276
- You got pregnant?
- What? No.
762
00:48:20,398 --> 00:48:22,992
She's a great lady.
I really like her. So smart.
763
00:48:23,109 --> 00:48:25,737
Yeah. I mean - Yeah.
764
00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:27,746
I mean, we're all smart.
765
00:48:27,863 --> 00:48:30,366
Yeah, but she's...
book-smart smart.
766
00:48:30,491 --> 00:48:32,710
She's actually not.
She doesn't really read...
767
00:48:32,827 --> 00:48:34,955
except for work,
which is the funny thing.
768
00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:37,548
She seems like
she reads a lot to me.
769
00:48:37,665 --> 00:48:40,259
- I read way more.
- Mm-hmm.
770
00:48:40,376 --> 00:48:44,347
I don't know why I'm shit-talking Sophie.
She's basically the best person I know.
771
00:48:45,673 --> 00:48:48,927
- It's kind of crazy though, right?
- Mm, yeah.
772
00:48:49,051 --> 00:48:51,395
- Which part?
- Japan.
773
00:48:51,512 --> 00:48:53,105
Japan?
774
00:48:53,222 --> 00:48:56,522
Yeah, they're moving to Japan
in a couple of weeks.
775
00:48:57,601 --> 00:49:00,696
- Wait. What?
- Patch got transferred.
776
00:49:00,813 --> 00:49:03,441
it's a really cool position.
He's gonna be...
777
00:49:03,607 --> 00:49:06,781
the director of research
for all the Asian markets.
778
00:49:06,902 --> 00:49:08,825
For how long?
779
00:49:08,946 --> 00:49:10,948
Indefinitely.
780
00:49:11,073 --> 00:49:13,246
But Sophie has a job
at Random House.
781
00:49:13,367 --> 00:49:14,914
She quit.
782
00:49:15,035 --> 00:49:16,457
Oh.
783
00:49:16,579 --> 00:49:19,207
The Pilates thing is nice.
You feel so good.
784
00:49:19,331 --> 00:49:22,050
Frances and I do
a lot of yoga. It"s good for dance.
785
00:49:22,168 --> 00:49:25,092
It's fun to go with somebody,
to have a friend to go with.
786
00:49:25,212 --> 00:49:28,682
I think I'm better-looking
than I am in pictures.
787
00:49:28,799 --> 00:49:30,426
Nadia ?
788
00:49:30,551 --> 00:49:32,929
I want this one moment.
789
00:49:34,972 --> 00:49:37,600
It's - it's what I want
in a relationship...
790
00:49:37,725 --> 00:49:40,979
which might explain
why I am single now. Ha, ha.
791
00:49:41,103 --> 00:49:43,105
It's, uh -
792
00:49:43,230 --> 00:49:45,779
It's kind of hard lo -
793
00:49:47,193 --> 00:49:50,322
it's that thing
when you're with someone...
794
00:49:50,446 --> 00:49:52,824
and you love them
and they know it...
795
00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:55,834
and they love you
and you know it...
796
00:49:55,951 --> 00:49:57,999
but it's a party...
797
00:49:58,162 --> 00:50:00,836
and you're both talking
to other people...
798
00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:03,296
and you're laughing
and shining...
799
00:50:03,417 --> 00:50:05,340
and you look across the room...
800
00:50:05,461 --> 00:50:07,555
and catch each other's eyes...
801
00:50:07,671 --> 00:50:10,345
but - but not because
you're possessive...
802
00:50:10,466 --> 00:50:13,686
or it's precisely sexual...
803
00:50:13,844 --> 00:50:15,687
but because...
804
00:50:15,846 --> 00:50:18,645
that is your person
in this life.
805
00:50:18,766 --> 00:50:22,236
And ifs funny and sad,
but only because...
806
00:50:22,353 --> 00:50:26,153
this life will end,
and it's this secret world...
807
00:50:26,273 --> 00:50:28,241
that exists right there...
808
00:50:28,359 --> 00:50:31,454
in public, unnoticed,
that no one else knows about.
809
00:50:32,530 --> 00:50:36,034
It's sort of like how they say
that other dimensions exist...
810
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:39,750
all around us, but we don't have
the ability to perceive them.
811
00:50:41,413 --> 00:50:43,507
That's -
812
00:50:43,624 --> 00:50:46,878
That's what I want
out of a relationship.
813
00:50:48,295 --> 00:50:50,639
Or just life, I guess.
814
00:50:50,756 --> 00:50:52,383
Love.
815
00:50:56,470 --> 00:50:58,268
I sound stoned.
816
00:50:59,682 --> 00:51:01,400
I'm not stoned.
817
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:04,028
Thanks for dinner. Bye.
818
00:51:04,144 --> 00:51:07,364
Oh. Bye.
819
00:51:07,481 --> 00:51:09,404
Where the fuck are you going?
820
00:51:09,525 --> 00:51:12,950
I'm kinda wasted.
I was gonna go home. Is that okay?
821
00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:14,868
I don't care.
I was just kidding.
822
00:51:14,989 --> 00:51:18,243
- Thanks so much for having me tonight.
- Nice to have met you.
823
00:51:19,952 --> 00:51:21,795
Good luck, Frances.
824
00:51:23,330 --> 00:51:24,752
You're leaving.
825
00:51:24,915 --> 00:51:26,588
Actually, Andy...
826
00:51:26,709 --> 00:51:29,633
I think I might be going
to Paris this weekend.
827
00:51:29,753 --> 00:51:31,505
Really?
828
00:51:31,630 --> 00:51:35,385
Oh. D-Do you want to stay
in our apartment?
829
00:51:35,509 --> 00:51:36,806
Yes.
830
00:51:36,927 --> 00:51:39,180
- Fantastic.
- Okay.
831
00:51:39,305 --> 00:51:41,933
That's wonderful.
I'll get you the information.
832
00:51:42,057 --> 00:51:45,027
- Wonderful.
- Great.
833
00:51:52,318 --> 00:51:54,161
Frances!
834
00:51:54,278 --> 00:51:56,121
- Benji!
- Hey!
835
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:59,750
I knew it was you.
I could tell by your weird man walk.
836
00:51:59,867 --> 00:52:01,244
- A beard!
- Yeah.
837
00:52:01,368 --> 00:52:02,745
- Hello.
- This is Caroline.
838
00:52:02,870 --> 00:52:04,588
I'm Caroline.
839
00:52:04,705 --> 00:52:07,049
How are the dances, Frances?
840
00:52:07,166 --> 00:52:11,046
- Frances and I used to be married.
- What are you guys doing? You want to get a drink?
841
00:52:11,170 --> 00:52:13,548
We're going to my friend's party.
it's a house party.
842
00:52:13,672 --> 00:52:16,300
- I mean, that's the theme.
- How's that a theme?
843
00:52:16,425 --> 00:52:19,679
- Amazing, right?
- And it's in an apartment.
844
00:52:19,803 --> 00:52:22,226
- You can come if you want.
- No, I really -
845
00:52:22,348 --> 00:52:24,942
I shouldn't.
I'm going to Paris for two days.
846
00:52:25,059 --> 00:52:26,857
- What?
- Why so short?
847
00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:29,321
I have a meeting
with Colleen on Monday.
848
00:52:29,438 --> 00:52:31,907
- I don't know you.
- Wait, I thought you were poor.
849
00:52:32,024 --> 00:52:34,618
I'm gonna use this credit card
I got in the mail.
850
00:52:34,735 --> 00:52:37,113
That's not smart.
They want to keep you in debt.
851
00:52:37,237 --> 00:52:39,831
I know that.
I see documentaries.
852
00:52:39,948 --> 00:52:42,497
Good for you, kid.
I lived there for a year.
853
00:52:42,660 --> 00:52:45,880
- You never told me that.
- Yep. I was there when Serge Gainsbourg died.
854
00:52:45,996 --> 00:52:49,421
- It was a crazy time.
- Weren't you, like, eight?
855
00:52:49,541 --> 00:52:53,011
- Yeah, it was the end of Euro-disco.
- I have so much to do.
856
00:52:53,170 --> 00:52:55,093
I think I'll probably read Proust...
857
00:52:55,214 --> 00:52:58,639
because sometimes it's good to do what
you're supposed to when you're supposed to.
858
00:52:58,759 --> 00:53:00,386
Proust is pretty heavy.
859
00:53:00,511 --> 00:53:03,606
- It's worth it, I hear.
- I meant the book - carrying it on the plane.
860
00:53:03,722 --> 00:53:06,100
I should probably
learn French first...
861
00:53:06,225 --> 00:53:08,478
and then read it in French.
862
00:53:08,602 --> 00:53:10,946
Undateable.
863
00:53:12,606 --> 00:53:15,280
Well, kid, we've gotta run.
864
00:53:15,401 --> 00:53:19,281
- Nice meeting you.
- Oh, you too. You're very pretty.
865
00:53:19,405 --> 00:53:22,500
- Thank you.
- See you around, weirdo.
866
00:53:45,472 --> 00:53:49,227
Hey, Abby, it's Frances.
I just got in.
867
00:53:49,351 --> 00:53:52,446
Uh, I'm going to this...
868
00:53:52,563 --> 00:53:55,567
free apartment of this dude.
869
00:53:55,691 --> 00:53:57,910
Right now
I'm gonna get some sleep...
870
00:53:58,068 --> 00:54:00,241
uh, but call me.
871
00:54:00,362 --> 00:54:03,332
I'll be around all tomorrow.
I'd love to see you and Paul.
872
00:55:35,374 --> 00:55:36,921
Oh, shit.
873
00:55:57,145 --> 00:55:59,819
Hey, Abby,
ifs Frances again.
874
00:55:59,940 --> 00:56:03,615
Do you guys want to meet for dinner?
I can meet you anywhere.
875
00:56:03,735 --> 00:56:06,955
I'll be the girl with the acne
holding more acne.
876
00:56:58,081 --> 00:57:00,334
- Hello?
- Frances ?
877
00:57:00,459 --> 00:57:03,588
Sophie!
Oh, my God! Hi! Hi!
878
00:57:03,712 --> 00:57:06,431
- Hi.
- Hi.
879
00:57:06,590 --> 00:57:10,390
I called you to tell you
I'm moving to Japan with Patch.
880
00:57:10,510 --> 00:57:12,979
Is that good?
Are you excited?
881
00:57:13,096 --> 00:57:15,144
I know things are weird
between us, but...
882
00:57:15,265 --> 00:57:17,609
we're having a kind
of going-away party tonight...
883
00:57:17,726 --> 00:57:20,400
and I wanted to say
you're invited.
884
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:22,022
I'm -
885
00:57:23,398 --> 00:57:25,617
- I can't.
- You don't have to lie.
886
00:57:25,776 --> 00:57:27,699
I'm not lying.
I'm really not.
887
00:57:29,738 --> 00:57:32,161
- That's awesome about Japan.
- It's crazy.
888
00:57:32,282 --> 00:57:34,876
Last week Patch's boss
called Patch into his office...
889
00:57:34,993 --> 00:57:36,961
and was like,
“Japan, bitch.”
890
00:57:38,789 --> 00:57:40,917
I wish I could come tonight.
891
00:57:41,041 --> 00:57:42,964
Me too.
892
00:57:43,085 --> 00:57:47,135
- We could get dinner next week.
- Why now? No, I want to...
893
00:57:47,297 --> 00:57:49,345
but Patch's grandfather
is real sick...
894
00:57:49,466 --> 00:57:52,265
and we're all going to Chicago
for these special treatments.
895
00:57:52,386 --> 00:57:54,684
Being sick when you're rich
is totally awesome.
896
00:57:54,805 --> 00:57:56,603
They replace all his cells
or something.
897
00:57:56,723 --> 00:57:59,693
We'll be back to New York a lot.
We'll just be based in Tokyo.
898
00:57:59,810 --> 00:58:02,984
- You'll learn Japanese.
- We can videochat.
Twenty-first century. What up?
899
00:58:03,105 --> 00:58:06,279
- My computer doesn't have that.
- New places are good for you.
900
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:08,903
- Yeah.
- You should travel, Fran.
901
00:58:09,027 --> 00:58:10,745
I am. I will.
902
00:58:10,862 --> 00:58:12,489
I'm going to.
903
00:58:13,532 --> 00:58:15,626
I'm really happy for you.
I just -
904
00:58:15,742 --> 00:58:18,996
No, you know What?
I'm just really happy for you.
905
00:58:20,122 --> 00:58:22,090
- We're gonna have a blog.
- Together?
906
00:58:22,207 --> 00:58:23,800
Yeah. Barf.
907
00:58:23,917 --> 00:58:26,261
We'll upload pictures
and stories and stuff.
908
00:58:26,378 --> 00:58:29,598
I'm so sorry I missed
your Christmas show.
909
00:58:29,715 --> 00:58:33,060
- I guess I was mad.
- I didn't -
910
00:58:33,176 --> 00:58:35,144
I wasn't so good anyway.
911
00:58:35,262 --> 00:58:37,356
How's all that going?
912
00:58:37,472 --> 00:58:39,190
Good. Great.
913
00:58:39,307 --> 00:58:42,186
I'm meeting on Monday
with Colleen to talk about stuff.
914
00:58:42,310 --> 00:58:45,029
You'll finally be in the company?
For real?
915
00:58:45,188 --> 00:58:47,782
Yeah. I'll probably
be touring, though.
916
00:58:47,899 --> 00:58:49,901
That's so great, Fran.
917
00:58:50,027 --> 00:58:51,449
Yeah, it is.
918
00:58:51,570 --> 00:58:54,449
Where are you living? I heard
you're not with the boys anymore.
919
00:58:54,573 --> 00:58:57,577
Hey, do you want to live
in our apartment while we're in Japan ?
920
00:58:57,701 --> 00:58:59,624
No, I- No.
921
00:58:59,745 --> 00:59:01,839
I'm gonna have
my own place real soon.
922
00:59:01,955 --> 00:59:03,582
Maybe one day
I'll stay with you.
923
00:59:03,707 --> 00:59:05,175
Maybe.
924
00:59:06,418 --> 00:59:08,921
I should go.
Thanks for calling.
925
00:59:09,046 --> 00:59:12,300
I'm - I'm sor- I'm sorry too.
926
00:59:12,424 --> 00:59:15,394
- Apology accepted.
- Don't be a dick about it.
- I wasn't.
927
00:59:15,510 --> 00:59:19,140
- This phone call's costing me a fortune.
- Why?
928
00:59:19,264 --> 00:59:21,062
Just kidding. It's not.
929
00:59:21,224 --> 00:59:24,603
Hey, Is Abby in Paris night now,
do you know?
930
00:59:24,728 --> 00:59:28,323
- I think so.
- Okay.
931
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:32,320
- You sound really good, Frances.
- I am.
932
00:59:32,444 --> 00:59:34,287
I am really good.
933
00:59:38,492 --> 00:59:40,870
Thank you for calling.
I'm going to say something now...
934
00:59:40,994 --> 00:59:45,591
but I don't want you to feel obligated to say
anything back, so I'm gonna hang up right away.
935
00:59:45,749 --> 00:59:47,717
I love you, Sophie. Bye.
936
00:59:52,047 --> 00:59:56,018
Hello. When did
Puss in Boots start?
937
01:00:46,601 --> 01:00:49,400
Hi, Frances.
Honey, we just got your messages.
938
01:00:49,521 --> 01:00:51,694
I don't know why
they didn't come through before.
939
01:00:51,815 --> 01:00:53,863
We're here.
We'd love to see you.
940
01:00:53,984 --> 01:00:55,657
This is so wild.
941
01:00:55,819 --> 01:00:57,867
You remember Gerard,
Nicolas' brother?
942
01:00:57,988 --> 01:01:00,161
The one who looks like
Jean-Pierre Léaud?
943
01:01:00,323 --> 01:01:03,452
Well, he's divorced now,
and hes staying with us.
944
01:01:03,577 --> 01:01:06,581
I think you'd really like him.
Come to dinner tonight.
945
01:01:06,705 --> 01:01:09,003
He'll be there,
as well as a philosopher...
946
01:01:09,166 --> 01:01:11,168
and a painter couple
who are really great.
947
01:01:11,334 --> 01:01:13,553
Oh! This is such good timing.
948
01:01:19,634 --> 01:01:22,683
Hey, you. Come on in.
949
01:01:22,804 --> 01:01:25,102
- Rachel said you were in Paris.
- I was.
950
01:01:25,223 --> 01:01:28,818
- Back so soon?
- Well, we had this meeting.
951
01:01:28,935 --> 01:01:31,313
We could've moved it.
I mean, I almost canceled it...
952
01:01:31,438 --> 01:01:33,190
myself this morning.
953
01:01:33,315 --> 01:01:35,989
I woke up with this tickle
in my throat.
954
01:01:36,109 --> 01:01:39,579
Listen, do you want
to take over Nancy's position?
955
01:01:39,696 --> 01:01:43,451
- Nancy, who works in the office?
- She 3 pregnant.
956
01:01:43,575 --> 01:01:47,170
Oh. No, I don't.
Who told you that?
957
01:01:47,287 --> 01:01:49,210
No, I'm asking you.
958
01:01:49,372 --> 01:01:51,670
I assumed you're not
keeping on with the company.
959
01:01:51,791 --> 01:01:55,466
- You don't want to be an apprentice for life.
- Nope.
960
01:01:55,587 --> 01:01:57,681
You should think about putting
your own stuff together.
961
01:01:57,797 --> 01:02:01,142
- Like how?
- Like, your own work.
962
01:02:01,259 --> 01:02:03,853
Oh, no. I kind of
gave that up after college.
963
01:02:03,970 --> 01:02:06,018
Plus, that was basically like...
964
01:02:06,139 --> 01:02:08,267
cheerleaders
doing my choreography.
965
01:02:08,391 --> 01:02:12,487
- I always liked the stuff you did, even for the kids.
- Yeah?
966
01:02:14,272 --> 01:02:16,900
You really should think
about taking Nancy's position.
967
01:02:17,067 --> 01:02:20,697
It's not a lot of money,
but it's enough to keep you going.
968
01:02:20,820 --> 01:02:23,448
- Why would I do that?
- It's just a good day job...
969
01:02:23,573 --> 01:02:26,747
while you figure out whether
you want to choreograph.
970
01:02:26,868 --> 01:02:30,122
- You say it like it's easy.
- No, it's not easy.
971
01:02:30,247 --> 01:02:32,215
But if you work here,
you can use the studio space.
972
01:02:32,332 --> 01:02:34,050
No.
973
01:02:34,167 --> 01:02:37,797
I'll get something else.
I'm really close to getting something.
974
01:02:37,921 --> 01:02:41,471
- A job?
- Yeah. Dancing. I'm still
gonna be a dancer. Just not here.
975
01:02:41,591 --> 01:02:45,266
Wow! Well, good for you.
That's great.
976
01:02:45,387 --> 01:02:47,105
I know.
977
01:02:47,264 --> 01:02:48,982
Well, good luck to you,
Frances.
978
01:02:49,099 --> 01:02:52,148
Yeah.
Good luck to you too.
979
01:02:55,981 --> 01:02:59,155
- Hi Mom.
- Hi honey.
980
01:02:59,276 --> 01:03:01,995
- H1i Mom.
- Tom, pick up the other phone.
981
01:03:02,112 --> 01:03:04,786
- How is it up there?
- Good. Good.
982
01:03:04,906 --> 01:03:06,624
I I'm dancing, kind of
983
01:03:06,741 --> 01:03:09,745
I get to live in a dorm
I didn't live in, which is fun.
984
01:03:09,869 --> 01:03:14,090
- All the RAs live in dorms.
- Not the one in the living room. The battery is dead.
985
01:03:14,207 --> 01:03:17,086
- Is it strange to be back?
- It's nice.
986
01:03:17,210 --> 01:03:19,804
It's so empty in summer.
987
01:03:19,921 --> 01:03:24,518
It's weird. It's like I went back to college, but
everyone was a dancer and not a semiotics major.
988
01:03:24,634 --> 01:03:28,104
- That must be fun for you, though.
- And now I'm one of the adults.
989
01:03:28,221 --> 01:03:30,815
- I keep thinking I'm gonna run into Sophie.
- Hi, honey.
990
01:03:30,974 --> 01:03:34,820
I got a picture of Sophie
and Patch in the largest dog park in Japan.
991
01:03:34,936 --> 01:03:38,315
- I think I'd like that.
- I got a picture of them at a porn> mall.
992
01:03:38,481 --> 01:03:40,984
- Do you have enough money?
- Yeah. I mean...
993
01:03:41,109 --> 01:03:43,828
I'm still in debt from Paris.
That was just stupid.
994
01:03:43,945 --> 01:03:47,620
- I'm sorry we can't help you out.
- You help out so much.
995
01:03:47,741 --> 01:03:50,415
I'll be okay. They pay me extra
to work the events.
996
01:03:50,535 --> 01:03:54,585
- Oh, you aren't a good waitress.
- It's not waitressing. It's like pouring for donors.
997
01:03:54,706 --> 01:03:57,676
- Are you choreographing?
- Tom, we went over this.
998
01:03:57,834 --> 01:04:00,178
At least you can't spend
money in nature.
999
01:04:00,295 --> 01:04:02,844
- Where are you right now?
- Nature.
1000
01:04:04,924 --> 01:04:08,645
We don't have to, like,
guide them personally, do we?
1001
01:04:08,762 --> 01:04:11,606
We just have to make sure
they don't fuck or die.
1002
01:04:11,723 --> 01:04:15,773
- Ah, good, because I'm having a Walden's Pond moment.
- You have a pond?
1003
01:04:15,894 --> 01:04:18,192
I found something out
about Walden's Pond:
1004
01:04:18,313 --> 01:04:20,782
It was five minutes
from his mom's house.
1005
01:04:20,899 --> 01:04:23,118
He used to go over there
and get supplies.
1006
01:04:23,234 --> 01:04:25,202
- So where are you?
- Here.
1007
01:04:25,362 --> 01:04:28,866
- No, where do you go to college?
- I don't. I'm not -
1008
01:04:28,990 --> 01:04:32,620
I'm done with college.
But I went here when I was younger.
1009
01:04:32,744 --> 01:04:36,419
Weird. For some reason, I thought
you had to be in college to do this.
1010
01:04:36,539 --> 01:04:38,917
Nope. I just wanted
to get out of the city...
1011
01:04:39,042 --> 01:04:42,421
and I knew the director of the summer
program, so she hooked it up.
1012
01:04:42,545 --> 01:04:46,345
They had room and board. I'm working
the events to make more money.
1013
01:04:46,466 --> 01:04:48,844
- You're super responsible.
- No, I'm not.
1014
01:04:50,887 --> 01:04:54,562
It wasn't that long ago
that I went here. I'm only 27.
1015
01:05:00,939 --> 01:05:03,738
- Are you with the program?
- Yes, I'm assisting.
1016
01:05:03,858 --> 01:05:06,577
- Great. So you're a teacher.
- No, I'm not.
1017
01:05:06,694 --> 01:05:10,119
- I'm an RA, but I'm also a dancer.
- I'm so sorry.
1018
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:12,993
- For what?
- Resident assistants can't take class.
1019
01:05:13,118 --> 01:05:15,416
But I'm -
I'm not just an RA.
1020
01:05:15,578 --> 01:05:18,001
I'm so sorry.
I don't make the rules.
1021
01:05:18,123 --> 01:05:21,423
- I'm a dancer, and I went here.
- Sorry. I have to start class.
1022
01:05:34,097 --> 01:05:36,225
You're a really good waitress.
1023
01:05:36,349 --> 01:05:38,647
I'm not a waitress.
I just pour.
1024
01:05:45,817 --> 01:05:49,788
- You were supposed to be on duty ten minutes ago. Shh!
- I'm sorry. I -
1025
01:06:09,924 --> 01:06:11,642
Are you okay?
1026
01:06:13,011 --> 01:06:14,433
Yeah.
1027
01:06:22,937 --> 01:06:25,065
I'm just gonna sit here, okay?
1028
01:06:27,317 --> 01:06:29,991
You don't have to do that.
1029
01:06:30,153 --> 01:06:31,996
I'm just going to, though.
1030
01:06:51,591 --> 01:06:54,014
Are you gonna
study abroad there?
1031
01:06:54,177 --> 01:06:56,225
Oh, no.
I'm not a student.
1032
01:06:56,346 --> 01:06:58,690
There's no more “abroad.”
1033
01:06:58,806 --> 01:07:01,150
I'm half Japanese.
1034
01:07:01,267 --> 01:07:03,861
My best friend
kind of lives there now.
1035
01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:05,522
Are you done?
1036
01:07:15,657 --> 01:07:17,659
Ma'am, you can't smoke here.
1037
01:07:17,784 --> 01:07:19,707
- Oh, sorry.
- No, don't throw it!
1038
01:07:19,827 --> 01:07:22,046
Goddamn it!
1039
01:07:22,163 --> 01:07:23,756
Famous, how?
1040
01:07:23,873 --> 01:07:26,422
She's a senator
or a congress woman or something.
1041
01:07:26,543 --> 01:07:29,296
- She's important.
- I should read the news more.
1042
01:07:29,420 --> 01:07:31,843
Your job tonight
is to follow her.
1043
01:07:31,965 --> 01:07:36,061
Just make sure she's taken care of. She
just gave a ton of money to the school.
1044
01:07:36,219 --> 01:07:39,063
So you don't leave
until she leaves. Got it?
1045
01:07:39,180 --> 01:07:41,649
When I went here,
it was all girls.
1046
01:07:41,766 --> 01:07:45,236
To meet a boy, we had to take
the fuck truck to Hoboken.
1047
01:07:45,395 --> 01:07:47,864
You went here? Excuse me.
You went to here?
1048
01:07:47,981 --> 01:07:51,155
- Yes.
- Oh, my God. That makes so much sense.
1049
01:07:51,276 --> 01:07:54,029
I knew you looked familiar.
You were on the freakin' brochure.
1050
01:07:54,153 --> 01:07:56,656
- I'm Frances. I went here.
- Nice to meet you, Frances.
1051
01:07:56,781 --> 01:08:00,251
You too. Sorry, sorry.
I'm not supposed to talk to you.
1052
01:08:00,368 --> 01:08:02,416
- I'm pouring.
- Ah, yes.
1053
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:05,878
You're very inspiring.
1054
01:08:05,999 --> 01:08:08,468
Actually,
the endowment has grown.
1055
01:08:08,585 --> 01:08:12,510
Oh, you look so lonely.
I'll see you later, Karen.
1056
01:08:12,630 --> 01:08:15,930
You look like a painting:
The Lonely Boy.
1057
01:08:16,092 --> 01:08:17,765
I'm actually a painter.
1058
01:08:17,927 --> 01:08:19,474
- You're kidding.
- No.
1059
01:08:19,596 --> 01:08:22,224
What kind of painter are you?
1060
01:08:22,348 --> 01:08:24,521
You don't care.
1061
01:08:24,642 --> 01:08:26,895
- You hate me!
- I don't hate you. I love you.
1062
01:08:27,020 --> 01:08:30,149
You bought the cheapest
auction thing. The cheapest!
1063
01:08:30,273 --> 01:08:31,946
I didn't even go here!
1064
01:08:40,158 --> 01:08:42,286
You gave a great speech.
1065
01:08:42,410 --> 01:08:46,460
I seriously can't believe you're an
independent, because that's bullshit.
1066
01:08:46,581 --> 01:08:48,504
Sorry.
Sophie, let's go.
1067
01:08:48,625 --> 01:08:51,799
I went here. I thought you were great.
I made him give money.
1068
01:08:51,919 --> 01:08:53,637
Good. Nice to meet you.
1069
01:08:53,755 --> 01:08:56,474
We live in Japan,
so it's, like, crazy we're here.
1070
01:08:56,591 --> 01:08:59,185
That's wonderful you came
all the way back for the auction.
1071
01:08:59,302 --> 01:09:02,681
I wish. No, we're in New York
for a funeral. His grandpa.
1072
01:09:02,805 --> 01:09:06,435
- I wanted to come here. He
drove, but it was my idea. - Ah.
1073
01:09:06,559 --> 01:09:08,527
- I'm sorry for your loss.
- It's okay.
1074
01:09:08,645 --> 01:09:11,865
- His grandpa had a psycho family in Germany.
- Sophie, let's go.
1075
01:09:11,981 --> 01:09:14,609
I loved meeting you.
A real honor.
1076
01:09:14,734 --> 01:09:16,907
This douche is my affianced.
1077
01:09:17,028 --> 01:09:18,780
- Ah.
- We're engaged.
1078
01:09:18,905 --> 01:09:21,158
You're engaged?
1079
01:09:22,241 --> 01:09:24,539
It's not... “engaged” engaged.
1080
01:09:24,661 --> 01:09:26,504
Right. What?
1081
01:09:26,663 --> 01:09:29,712
We're back for a funeral. I would've called,
but you were touring with the company.
1082
01:09:29,832 --> 01:09:33,302
Yeah, right, I was,
but I needed a break...
1083
01:09:33,419 --> 01:09:36,263
and I thought
it would be so funny...
1084
01:09:36,381 --> 01:09:38,850
to come back to the college
for the summer.
1085
01:09:38,966 --> 01:09:40,684
It is funny.
In a great way.
1086
01:09:40,802 --> 01:09:44,306
And, yeah, just making
extra money doing this kind of gig.
1087
01:09:44,430 --> 01:09:46,432
Yeah.
1088
01:09:46,557 --> 01:09:48,685
What a slut!
1089
01:09:49,727 --> 01:09:53,106
- Are you okay? Do you need some food?
- I'll just eat this.
1090
01:09:54,774 --> 01:09:57,527
- I really didn't expect to see you.
- Ditto.
1091
01:09:57,652 --> 01:10:01,498
It's almost hard to be happy about it,
because I didn't have time to anticipate it.
1092
01:10:01,614 --> 01:10:03,491
Want to get out of here?
1093
01:10:03,616 --> 01:10:05,163
I can't.
1094
01:10:05,284 --> 01:10:07,207
I have to shadow
this woman.
1095
01:10:09,330 --> 01:10:11,549
She's my ward.
1096
01:10:11,666 --> 01:10:14,465
- I want to drive.
- No, you're too fucked up.
1097
01:10:14,585 --> 01:10:17,213
- You're fucked up.
- No, I'm not. I drank fucking Perrier.
1098
01:10:17,380 --> 01:10:21,055
I'm not going beck to New York.
I don't want to go to the funeral tomorrow.
1099
01:10:21,175 --> 01:10:23,894
- You have to go!
- I'm hanging outwith Frances. We're going to the mall.
1100
01:10:24,053 --> 01:10:26,306
- No, we're not.
- I'm bringing Frances to the funeral.
1101
01:10:26,431 --> 01:10:27,899
I don't want to go.
1102
01:10:28,057 --> 01:10:30,435
You didn't even know your grandpa.
You didn't hang out.
1103
01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:32,779
It's a funeral. It doesn't matter.
Get in the car!
1104
01:10:32,895 --> 01:10:35,398
If you're so broken up,
why did we go to the auction?
1105
01:10:35,523 --> 01:10:37,617
- You made me go!
- I don't want you here!
1106
01:10:37,734 --> 01:10:41,238
You were wasted!
And I wasn't going to let you drive.
1107
01:10:41,362 --> 01:10:43,490
- Goddamn it, Sophie!
- Frances, what do you think?
1108
01:10:43,614 --> 01:10:45,082
- About what?
- You don't need to answer.
1109
01:10:45,199 --> 01:10:47,952
- How sad were you really when your grandpa died?
- Pretty sad.
1110
01:10:48,077 --> 01:10:52,048
I wasn't, and I don't see why you should be.
Your grandpa was a cheating Nazi!
1111
01:10:52,165 --> 01:10:54,167
He was not a Nazi!
1112
01:10:55,752 --> 01:10:58,756
Take your feet off the dash!
Frances, where do you live?
1113
01:10:58,921 --> 01:11:00,594
- Chuggins.
- Is that a dorm?
1114
01:11:00,757 --> 01:11:03,431
- Yes.
- How the fuck do you get to Chuggins?
1115
01:11:12,810 --> 01:11:15,654
Oh, this is me, right up here.
1116
01:11:17,148 --> 01:11:19,196
My dorm.
1117
01:11:20,359 --> 01:11:23,283
Chuggins.
We never lived in this dorm.
1118
01:11:23,446 --> 01:11:26,871
I know.
It's like the life I never had.
1119
01:11:26,991 --> 01:11:28,493
Anyway...
1120
01:11:28,618 --> 01:11:30,620
congratulations
on your engagement.
1121
01:11:30,745 --> 01:11:32,463
And sorry for your loss.
1122
01:11:32,580 --> 01:11:34,503
You are so fucking selfish.
1123
01:11:34,624 --> 01:11:37,252
- Good night, Frances.
- Don't talk to her. Don't look at her.
1124
01:11:37,376 --> 01:11:40,346
- She's my friend. She doesn't even like you.
- I like you.
1125
01:11:40,463 --> 01:11:42,465
I like you too, Frances.
1126
01:12:01,108 --> 01:12:02,951
Hey. Hey, come in.
1127
01:12:03,069 --> 01:12:05,447
- Can I stay?
- Of course.
1128
01:12:05,571 --> 01:12:07,824
Come. Stay.
1129
01:12:15,164 --> 01:12:17,917
It's made in the microwave,
but it's good.
1130
01:12:18,042 --> 01:12:20,090
Thank you.
1131
01:12:20,211 --> 01:12:22,259
I hope it's okay
I borrow loungewear.
1132
01:12:22,380 --> 01:12:25,054
- Of course.
- I think I'm gonna -
1133
01:12:25,174 --> 01:12:27,927
Oh! Okay, okay.
Here. Shit.
1134
01:12:31,138 --> 01:12:33,857
I'm sorry I was so drunk
I threw up.
1135
01:12:34,016 --> 01:12:36,189
I'm sorry I live in a dorm...
1136
01:12:36,352 --> 01:12:39,196
and have a single bed.
1137
01:12:39,313 --> 01:12:43,443
Here. You lay on the outside.
1138
01:12:43,568 --> 01:12:45,912
Okay.
1139
01:12:46,028 --> 01:12:49,658
Lay on your back
and put one foot on the floor.
1140
01:12:49,782 --> 01:12:51,830
It helps
if you have the spins.
1141
01:12:57,415 --> 01:13:00,419
I used to throw up all the time
when I was pregnant.
1142
01:13:00,543 --> 01:13:02,420
You were pregnant?
1143
01:13:02,545 --> 01:13:04,889
In Japan, for a few weeks.
1144
01:13:05,047 --> 01:13:07,391
And then I miscarried,
which was cool.
1145
01:13:07,508 --> 01:13:08,805
Wow.
1146
01:13:08,926 --> 01:13:11,850
That sounds crass.
Miscarriage is not cool.
1147
01:13:11,971 --> 01:13:14,019
- Would you have had it?
- No.
1148
01:13:14,140 --> 01:13:16,359
- Are you gonna marry Patch?
- No.
1149
01:13:17,810 --> 01:13:21,064
I can't believe that pregnant
is no longer crazy.
1150
01:13:22,273 --> 01:13:26,244
I don't want to stay in Tokyo.
I hate it there.
1151
01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:28,658
- Really?
- Yeah.
1152
01:13:28,779 --> 01:13:32,784
And then when I got pregnant,
I was just like, “Get me the fuck out."
1153
01:13:32,909 --> 01:13:35,788
But your blog looks so happy.
1154
01:13:35,912 --> 01:13:39,257
I don't think my mom would read it
if it were about depression.
1155
01:13:39,415 --> 01:13:41,167
My mom would.
1156
01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:46,673
I was telling the truth.
I like Patch.
1157
01:13:46,797 --> 01:13:48,765
I don't hate him.
1158
01:13:48,883 --> 01:13:51,102
I know.
1159
01:13:51,218 --> 01:13:53,266
I'm sorry about -
1160
01:13:55,806 --> 01:13:59,606
It's just, if something funny happens
on the way to the deli...
1161
01:13:59,727 --> 01:14:02,230
you'll only tell one person,
and that'll be Patch...
1162
01:14:02,355 --> 01:14:04,449
and I'll never hear about it.
1163
01:14:05,900 --> 01:14:07,868
Fuck, I'm tired.
1164
01:14:11,822 --> 01:14:14,416
It's bedtime for all good children.
1165
01:14:16,202 --> 01:14:19,923
I want to leave Patch and leave Tokyo
and come back to New York.
1166
01:14:20,039 --> 01:14:22,292
- You should.
- I'm going to.
1167
01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:26,213
I could - I don't know.
I could - I could help you.
1168
01:14:26,337 --> 01:14:28,886
I was gonna say,
“You could live with me”...
1169
01:14:29,006 --> 01:14:30,974
but I don't have a home.
1170
01:14:31,092 --> 01:14:33,936
- I am going to do it.
- Fuck, yeah, girl.
1171
01:14:34,053 --> 01:14:36,147
I miss my job.
1172
01:14:36,305 --> 01:14:38,933
I miss old skyscrapers.
1173
01:14:39,058 --> 01:14:42,403
Maybe we'll move back to New York
at the same time and be like...
1174
01:14:42,520 --> 01:14:45,148
women who rediscover
themselves after a divorce.
1175
01:14:45,272 --> 01:14:47,195
- That's what my mom did.
- Oh, yeah. Sorry.
1176
01:14:47,316 --> 01:14:49,444
No. I think it'll be great.
1177
01:14:49,568 --> 01:14:52,788
We should get apartments
close to each other in Brooklyn.
1178
01:14:52,905 --> 01:14:55,408
Yeah.
That's what we'll do.
1179
01:14:58,828 --> 01:15:01,047
I've always felt
so competitive with you.
1180
01:15:01,163 --> 01:15:03,086
Really?
1181
01:15:03,207 --> 01:15:05,380
I don't think I realized
we were competitive.
1182
01:15:05,501 --> 01:15:07,503
- Fran?
- Yes?
1183
01:15:07,628 --> 01:15:10,723
Can you -
I know it's not my bed, but -
1184
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:12,467
What?
1185
01:15:12,591 --> 01:15:14,468
Can you take off your socks ?
1186
01:15:14,593 --> 01:15:16,266
Oh, yeah. Sure.
1187
01:15:16,387 --> 01:15:19,357
It's just, you know -
socks in bed.
1188
01:15:20,683 --> 01:15:22,185
Right. Gross.
1189
01:15:24,145 --> 01:15:26,364
I love you, Frances.
1190
01:15:27,398 --> 01:15:28,991
Good night.
1191
01:15:30,568 --> 01:15:33,162
I love you, Sophie.
1192
01:15:33,279 --> 01:15:34,997
Good night.
1193
01:15:55,301 --> 01:15:58,601
F, I'm sorry I was so drunk last night...
1194
01:15:58,721 --> 01:16:03,443
but' thank you for being nice to me, which I know
you were, even though I don't remember it.
1195
01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:07,234
All I know is you don't have a trash can
this morning, so it must've been bad.
1196
01:16:07,354 --> 01:16:10,278
Ha, ha. I love you.
1197
01:16:10,399 --> 01:16:13,744
I've got to get back
to this funeral in New York.
1198
01:16:13,903 --> 01:16:16,873
Call me when you're a wake.
My phone works in the States...
1199
01:16:16,989 --> 01:16:19,083
and there aren't
any charges or anything.
1200
01:16:19,200 --> 01:16:21,749
XOXO. Sophie.
1201
01:16:25,164 --> 01:16:27,007
Sophie!
1202
01:16:27,124 --> 01:16:29,092
Sophie!
1203
01:16:29,210 --> 01:16:32,089
Sophie! Sophie!
1204
01:16:56,612 --> 01:16:59,456
How can they be so nasty?
1205
01:16:59,573 --> 01:17:01,371
I'm sorry.
1206
01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:15,006
- Probably head back in about five.
- Yes, hi. This is Frances.
1207
01:17:15,131 --> 01:17:17,600
Yes, “Frances for tonight.”
1208
01:17:17,716 --> 01:17:19,639
Thanks.
1209
01:17:19,760 --> 01:17:24,186
I just wanted to double-check that we're still
on for me bringing my guys in a little early.
1210
01:17:25,391 --> 01:17:28,520
Okay. Great.
I'll see you in 30.
1211
01:17:28,644 --> 01:17:31,523
I think the other two groups
will be here by 6:45.
1212
01:17:31,647 --> 01:17:33,615
We'll be done by then.
Thanks.
1213
01:17:51,125 --> 01:17:52,968
- Hey!
- Good to see you.
1214
01:17:53,085 --> 01:17:55,838
Hi! Hi.
Thanks for coming.
1215
01:17:55,963 --> 01:17:57,340
Urn, over there.
1216
01:18:06,432 --> 01:18:10,278
Then you guys rest for a second.
Can I see the two of you?
1217
01:18:22,239 --> 01:18:24,537
- Okay.
- Cue one...
1218
01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:27,044
into the master,
and you're all set.
1219
01:18:27,203 --> 01:18:29,001
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
1220
01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:49,668
Yea!
1221
01:19:51,245 --> 01:19:53,418
Fuck you guys.
You got married.
1222
01:19:53,539 --> 01:19:55,132
- We did.
- What?
1223
01:19:55,291 --> 01:19:56,543
- Yeah.
- Hi.
1224
01:20:01,297 --> 01:20:03,391
Hey. That was great.
1225
01:20:03,507 --> 01:20:05,930
Oh, thanks, Ben.
1226
01:20:06,051 --> 01:20:08,804
I like things
that look like mistakes.
1227
01:20:08,971 --> 01:20:11,099
No, at times
it reminded me of -
1228
01:20:11,223 --> 01:20:13,146
Did you see the exhibit
at the Met...
1229
01:20:13,309 --> 01:20:15,812
about the textiles
that influenced Matisse?
1230
01:20:15,936 --> 01:20:17,813
That's what your piece
reminded me of-
1231
01:20:17,980 --> 01:20:20,574
not the paintings,
but the textiles.
1232
01:20:20,691 --> 01:20:22,364
- Hmm.
- Undateable.
1233
01:20:22,484 --> 01:20:25,579
- Me?
- No, I meant me that time.
1234
01:20:25,696 --> 01:20:28,495
Oh. Oh, yeah. Textiles.
1235
01:20:28,657 --> 01:20:31,376
Yeah, but also true.
Meaning I'm not dating anyone.
1236
01:20:31,493 --> 01:20:33,916
- Undateable. Same difference.
- Oh.
1237
01:20:34,038 --> 01:20:37,133
Are you really still, uh -
Are you undateable?
1238
01:20:37,249 --> 01:20:39,798
You mean, am I -
Oh. Oh, yes.
1239
01:20:39,918 --> 01:20:42,467
Yes. Very undateable.
1240
01:20:48,510 --> 01:20:50,683
It was so interesting,
and so you.
1241
01:20:50,846 --> 01:20:54,191
- Oh, thank you.
- To me it came right out.
1242
01:20:54,308 --> 01:20:57,027
I really appreciate that.
1243
01:20:57,144 --> 01:21:00,023
Yeah. It's a huge accomplishment.
it's a huge piece.
1244
01:21:00,147 --> 01:21:02,400
Yeah, I- I know.
It's a lot of people.
1245
01:21:02,524 --> 01:21:05,368
Thank you.
1246
01:21:05,486 --> 01:21:07,534
It's just great.
1247
01:21:07,654 --> 01:21:09,748
I have to say, it just...
1248
01:21:09,865 --> 01:21:11,833
is so impressive to me.
1249
01:21:13,577 --> 01:21:16,376
Who - Who are you
making eyes at?
1250
01:21:16,497 --> 01:21:19,717
That's Sophie.
She's my best friend.
1251
01:22:32,990 --> 01:22:35,664
I know when to go out...
1252
01:22:35,784 --> 01:22:38,458
or when to stay in.
1253
01:22:38,579 --> 01:22:40,581
Get things done.98922
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