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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:52,083 --> 00:01:56,452 Kung fu vs acrobatic 2 00:02:06,792 --> 00:02:08,578 Wake up so early every morning. 3 00:02:08,583 --> 00:02:11,074 Why I never get rich? 4 00:02:13,042 --> 00:02:14,202 What are you doing? 5 00:02:14,208 --> 00:02:16,620 Whenever I am in the shower, you always come in for the toilet 6 00:02:16,625 --> 00:02:18,115 is today Sunday? 7 00:02:18,125 --> 00:02:21,367 No, you hope for Sunday all the time 8 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:40,368 If you didn't sell the car. 9 00:02:40,375 --> 00:02:42,240 We don't have to take the bus now. 10 00:02:42,667 --> 00:02:45,659 My car stereo was stolen eight times within a month 11 00:02:45,667 --> 00:02:47,123 my tire was stolen for seven times 12 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:49,366 I had to find a parking space for so many hours 13 00:02:49,375 --> 00:02:51,240 I had to pay the parking fee until twelve midnight 14 00:02:51,250 --> 00:02:53,912 it takes thirty dollars for a hour parking 15 00:02:53,917 --> 00:02:54,747 can you afford it? 16 00:02:54,750 --> 00:02:56,456 I can't, but I am sweat 17 00:02:56,458 --> 00:02:58,915 me too, the bus is coming... 18 00:03:02,917 --> 00:03:04,703 Don't push 19 00:03:15,208 --> 00:03:18,041 Look, you are so slow for the bus, it's gone 20 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:21,162 driver, someone is still trying to get into the bus 21 00:03:25,333 --> 00:03:27,244 driver, porky driver... 22 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,867 He aimed so accurate, I can't win a lottery like him 23 00:03:33,875 --> 00:03:35,740 fatty, do you have any moral? 24 00:03:43,542 --> 00:03:44,657 Morning... 25 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,285 Morning... 26 00:03:48,333 --> 00:03:49,493 Sorry 27 00:03:49,667 --> 00:03:50,667 coming 28 00:03:51,875 --> 00:03:53,331 congratulation 29 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:54,573 thanks... 30 00:03:54,583 --> 00:03:55,743 It's all up to you 31 00:03:55,750 --> 00:03:56,750 thanks... 32 00:03:57,667 --> 00:03:59,157 Congratulation... 33 00:03:59,167 --> 00:04:00,167 What for? 34 00:04:00,458 --> 00:04:03,120 We all agree during the meeting 35 00:04:03,125 --> 00:04:05,707 you are the man to deal our business in the mainland 36 00:04:05,708 --> 00:04:08,450 about the 1881 hair growing water agency right 37 00:04:08,458 --> 00:04:10,323 that is a very undeveloped place 38 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:13,283 actually it is not that far away 39 00:04:14,375 --> 00:04:17,332 first you take the train, then ride a seven hours bus trip 40 00:04:17,333 --> 00:04:19,244 then ride a donkey for half a day journey 41 00:04:19,250 --> 00:04:22,492 climb over the mountain, you will arrive the place 42 00:04:26,167 --> 00:04:29,079 this is my acting's style, how's it? 43 00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:33,078 Looks like a Juan yuan, very stylistic 44 00:04:33,333 --> 00:04:34,664 then you should come for my show 45 00:04:34,667 --> 00:04:37,830 next week, I'll perform at my school's hall 46 00:04:38,875 --> 00:04:41,555 I had made a reservation for ten five hundred dollars ticket for you 47 00:04:41,917 --> 00:04:46,286 you mean five thousand dollars all together 48 00:04:47,333 --> 00:04:49,039 what a lousy day I am having 49 00:04:49,042 --> 00:04:50,498 it's not bad enough 50 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:52,907 why? Brother chi 51 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:55,408 brother chiu, don't force me too much, chasing the debt over here 52 00:04:55,417 --> 00:04:56,827 beat him - wait, 53 00:04:56,833 --> 00:04:59,165 I am scared of the blood, let's go away from the scene 54 00:05:00,875 --> 00:05:02,911 let's talk... brother chiu... 55 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,456 Kid, I'll beat you to death 56 00:05:08,667 --> 00:05:10,703 he must owed those guys lots of the gambling money 57 00:05:10,708 --> 00:05:12,448 they come to beat him up, good for him 58 00:05:18,042 --> 00:05:19,748 How you look so ugly? 59 00:05:20,542 --> 00:05:23,454 Are you hurt? 60 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,616 Of course, nonsense 61 00:05:27,583 --> 00:05:29,369 sorry I can't help you 62 00:05:29,750 --> 00:05:33,789 help, you will be beaten up if you help 63 00:05:36,208 --> 00:05:37,823 do you need a doctor? 64 00:05:40,667 --> 00:05:42,032 I realize a theory 65 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:43,248 what theory? 66 00:05:43,708 --> 00:05:45,369 I never get rich 67 00:05:45,375 --> 00:05:46,660 nonsense 68 00:05:46,667 --> 00:05:48,953 what nonsense! This time I go to the mainland 69 00:05:48,958 --> 00:05:51,574 I decide to smuggle 70 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,911 what kind of road this is, I almost get killed 71 00:05:55,917 --> 00:05:57,373 be patient 72 00:05:58,042 --> 00:06:02,206 sitting with these, I almost get killed 73 00:06:02,958 --> 00:06:05,540 thirsty, let's drink something 74 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,536 get away from me 75 00:06:10,167 --> 00:06:11,327 are we arrived? 76 00:06:11,625 --> 00:06:15,163 This road like the old route to get the buddish books 77 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:16,365 looks like it 78 00:06:17,292 --> 00:06:19,499 so cold, didn't have a bath for eight days 79 00:06:19,875 --> 00:06:21,581 I am so hungry 80 00:06:21,583 --> 00:06:25,201 I had all my clothes on, I am still feeling cold 81 00:06:35,708 --> 00:06:38,905 We all lived like this, call me if you need anything 82 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,661 I didn't know what he is talking about 83 00:06:42,667 --> 00:06:44,407 except this line 84 00:06:46,083 --> 00:06:47,038 what did he say? 85 00:06:47,042 --> 00:06:48,703 He said this is the president's suite 86 00:06:48,708 --> 00:06:51,495 nuts, president's jail looks better than here 87 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:53,411 think something to smuggle out 88 00:06:53,708 --> 00:06:55,699 no, it is illegal 89 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:58,536 I don't care about it, let's get contact first 90 00:06:58,542 --> 00:07:00,157 nuts, there is no telephone here 91 00:07:00,167 --> 00:07:01,782 nothing, how to contact them 92 00:07:02,333 --> 00:07:04,790 they borrow a first class communication system for me 93 00:07:07,375 --> 00:07:08,831 how are they so advance? 94 00:07:09,042 --> 00:07:12,205 Straight confidential, this is the trading map 95 00:07:15,708 --> 00:07:16,413 does it work? 96 00:07:16,417 --> 00:07:17,782 Of course 97 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:33,322 Coming here at night is very dangerous 98 00:07:33,875 --> 00:07:36,116 nothing is more dangerous than poor 99 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:44,197 comrade, where are you? 100 00:07:44,208 --> 00:07:45,573 I am here 101 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:50,831 where are they? 102 00:07:52,208 --> 00:07:53,698 Are you Mr. chi? 103 00:07:53,708 --> 00:07:54,914 Yes, where is the goods? 104 00:07:55,333 --> 00:07:56,413 Over here 105 00:07:56,792 --> 00:07:58,828 good stuff, we are rich 106 00:07:59,375 --> 00:08:01,707 this is han dynasty's horse, China's national treasure 107 00:08:07,042 --> 00:08:08,248 Looks like a real one 108 00:08:08,250 --> 00:08:09,250 yes 109 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:12,492 we are selling for real stuff, no fake goods here 110 00:08:12,833 --> 00:08:15,825 what? I am looking for fake stuff 111 00:08:15,833 --> 00:08:18,199 I tried to cheat the Hong Kong people 112 00:08:18,208 --> 00:08:20,574 they are all real 113 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:23,332 if these are real, they are all national's treasury 114 00:08:23,333 --> 00:08:25,745 can't take it, will get executed 115 00:08:26,125 --> 00:08:28,116 you don't say, I don't, who knows 116 00:08:28,250 --> 00:08:29,956 we all know 117 00:08:30,167 --> 00:08:31,828 don't run, I am going to shoot at you, 118 00:08:31,833 --> 00:08:32,913 stand over there - go away 119 00:08:32,917 --> 00:08:34,578 you were surrounded, come out 120 00:08:57,208 --> 00:08:59,199 Don't shoot 121 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,823 no more sound - good boy 122 00:09:09,167 --> 00:09:11,954 They don't shoot, they just fire the Cannon, run, quick 123 00:09:12,042 --> 00:09:15,330 Mr. chi, you go first, let me cover you 124 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:18,115 so sorry 125 00:09:18,333 --> 00:09:20,369 then I go first, you cover for me 126 00:09:21,333 --> 00:09:22,413 bye 127 00:09:24,583 --> 00:09:26,289 go and catch those two with guns on hand 128 00:09:26,292 --> 00:09:27,998 yes - quick, quick 129 00:09:28,750 --> 00:09:32,072 gun, you were mistaken 130 00:09:48,625 --> 00:09:50,741 That snake bites me 131 00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:07,244 No problem, I helped you to suck the poison out 132 00:10:07,833 --> 00:10:10,575 you are such a unusual friend 133 00:10:10,583 --> 00:10:11,789 thank you 134 00:10:12,458 --> 00:10:14,198 I was bitten by the snake too 135 00:10:14,208 --> 00:10:16,088 now is the turn you suck the poisoned blood out 136 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:19,074 you want me to suck it out 137 00:10:19,375 --> 00:10:20,865 right - suck which part? 138 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,581 Here your ass 139 00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:25,583 thank you 140 00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:32,746 up to this stage, you should sacrifice 141 00:10:34,125 --> 00:10:36,036 you told me to die, are you kidding? 142 00:10:36,042 --> 00:10:37,327 No kidding - I always 143 00:10:38,792 --> 00:10:41,955 I let you had the ham of my sandwich, let you have the toilet first 144 00:10:41,958 --> 00:10:43,949 I suck the poisoned blood out for you 145 00:10:44,292 --> 00:10:46,078 now you should do it too 146 00:10:46,250 --> 00:10:50,072 you asked me to do this disgusting thing 147 00:10:50,792 --> 00:10:52,248 what shall I do then? 148 00:10:58,583 --> 00:10:59,493 You want to kill me 149 00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:01,081 be cool 150 00:11:01,208 --> 00:11:03,119 have you seen stalone helped himself out? 151 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:05,035 Lie down 152 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:05,955 am I dying? 153 00:11:05,958 --> 00:11:08,199 How do I know, lie down, quick 154 00:11:11,792 --> 00:11:14,989 that stallion is a idiot, have the fire burn off my ass 155 00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:17,573 don't run, I don't recognized the road 156 00:11:17,583 --> 00:11:19,744 ah chi, wait for me, ah chi 157 00:11:21,167 --> 00:11:24,910 I am going to kill that stallion 158 00:11:24,917 --> 00:11:28,205 I am so scared, wait for me, ah chi 159 00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:44,204 Brother, why don't you yell when you felt down 160 00:11:44,583 --> 00:11:47,074 my mouth is full of water, how can I yell? 161 00:11:56,417 --> 00:11:57,977 Figure something out to get out of here 162 00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:00,664 there is something over there 163 00:12:03,583 --> 00:12:05,665 be careful, don't move 164 00:12:15,583 --> 00:12:18,040 Money granted for you 165 00:12:19,208 --> 00:12:20,539 I am rich, 166 00:12:21,583 --> 00:12:23,073 that's me 167 00:12:24,708 --> 00:12:26,073 how come it is so heavy? 168 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:31,288 Careful 169 00:12:44,042 --> 00:12:45,202 Very danger 170 00:12:45,208 --> 00:12:46,664 pick up those gold 171 00:12:48,042 --> 00:12:50,249 it's you who touch the trick 172 00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:53,746 did you see it writes you are in trouble 173 00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:56,287 there is no way out 174 00:12:56,417 --> 00:12:58,783 what a big gold, everyone will want to have it 175 00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:00,789 go and find the way out 176 00:13:06,792 --> 00:13:08,373 There are some words on that wall 177 00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:15,910 only way out, against the water flow 178 00:13:16,958 --> 00:13:18,198 we had to be in the water 179 00:13:18,208 --> 00:13:19,493 go, quick 180 00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:30,782 Be careful 181 00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:42,366 Why it is so heavy? 182 00:13:45,042 --> 00:13:45,656 What? 183 00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:47,703 Something is stick on me 184 00:13:47,708 --> 00:13:48,823 let me see, let me see 185 00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:50,536 quick... come and see 186 00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:53,825 what? Where? 187 00:13:54,958 --> 00:13:57,074 Just a rattan, what to be scared 188 00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:02,036 snake, snake... 189 00:14:02,292 --> 00:14:06,410 Go, quick, go away 190 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:28,573 Quick, climb up 191 00:14:32,167 --> 00:14:33,202 what? What? 192 00:14:34,042 --> 00:14:36,533 Your ass is so attractive, even a shake like to bite 193 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:37,873 don't be too happy about it 194 00:14:39,292 --> 00:14:41,408 what? Is this the exit? 195 00:14:41,583 --> 00:14:44,700 Doesn't like an exit, feels very horrible 196 00:14:49,583 --> 00:14:54,031 look, drop the coin, bright up the future 197 00:14:56,542 --> 00:14:57,702 is it real? 198 00:14:57,875 --> 00:15:00,207 Who cares, I don't have a coin 199 00:15:00,208 --> 00:15:03,826 you are right, how about this one? 200 00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:07,365 Do you want to try it? 201 00:15:07,375 --> 00:15:08,455 You try it 202 00:15:24,625 --> 00:15:27,822 So horrible, look, there are four set of white bone there 203 00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:30,458 this is so weird 204 00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:31,625 look 205 00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:38,072 What is it there? 206 00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:39,083 I don't know 207 00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:40,739 so pretty 208 00:15:40,750 --> 00:15:42,160 look so ugly, 209 00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:45,288 - and you said it is pretty - Why you said it's ugly? 210 00:15:46,458 --> 00:15:48,323 Do you think we can get out of here? 211 00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:49,823 It's up to the fate 212 00:15:54,792 --> 00:15:57,534 the master of the decade lung chien fei was buried here 213 00:15:57,542 --> 00:15:58,907 the name is very familiar 214 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,206 it's him 215 00:16:02,458 --> 00:16:04,289 he looks like my father 216 00:16:04,667 --> 00:16:05,952 no kidding 217 00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:09,664 what is this? 218 00:16:12,292 --> 00:16:14,624 When you are angry, will your face change the colour? 219 00:16:14,750 --> 00:16:15,865 No 220 00:16:16,167 --> 00:16:18,624 Tell me frankly, are you very angry now? 221 00:16:18,958 --> 00:16:20,823 No - you are very weird now 222 00:16:21,042 --> 00:16:22,623 you are so bored 223 00:16:24,333 --> 00:16:26,324 look at you face, it is so dark in color 224 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:29,700 nuts, why is it so dark? 225 00:16:29,708 --> 00:16:31,949 Not only your hand is dark, look 226 00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:32,993 who is he? 227 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,241 - Who is he? - It is yourself 228 00:16:35,958 --> 00:16:37,619 do you know you look like a good now? 229 00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:39,289 You mean I like a black face god 230 00:16:39,292 --> 00:16:40,782 no, like Michael Jackson 231 00:16:44,042 --> 00:16:46,704 there is color people because his ancestors was poisoned 232 00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:48,664 that snake must be a poisoned one 233 00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:50,907 what shall we do now? 234 00:16:52,125 --> 00:16:55,197 Right, most of the masters have the anti-poison powder on hand 235 00:16:55,208 --> 00:16:57,494 look, this was found near master lung's dead body 236 00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,616 this might be it 237 00:17:02,042 --> 00:17:03,157 take it out 238 00:17:04,417 --> 00:17:08,239 two books here, seven cut and the ru yi hand 239 00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:09,285 what else? 240 00:17:09,708 --> 00:17:11,244 - What is this? - I don't know 241 00:17:12,458 --> 00:17:15,825 it must be this, ease off the poison and strengthen your power 242 00:17:16,042 --> 00:17:17,157 you are saved 243 00:17:17,792 --> 00:17:18,998 you are in good luck 244 00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:27,120 Why? You are so happy when you saw the medicine 245 00:17:27,292 --> 00:17:28,852 this is the pill for the god to swallow 246 00:17:28,958 --> 00:17:31,370 right, take it, it will save your life 247 00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,118 come, eat it 248 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:34,910 are we good brothers? 249 00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:36,490 Of course, take it 250 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:37,831 half and half 251 00:17:37,833 --> 00:17:39,494 - no way - If you said I swallowed the shit, 252 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:40,910 you will laugh at me forever 253 00:17:41,125 --> 00:17:42,706 no, that is no brother's behavior 254 00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:47,240 are you nuts? Bites me 255 00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:48,911 I can spread some of the poison for you 256 00:17:48,917 --> 00:17:50,578 you must eat half of it 257 00:17:53,167 --> 00:17:54,907 you have the bigger part 258 00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:07,414 I never did anything bad in my whole life 259 00:18:07,625 --> 00:18:09,581 the only mistake I made is to be your friend 260 00:18:17,208 --> 00:18:18,539 It really works 261 00:18:21,625 --> 00:18:22,660 really? 262 00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:25,950 Getting lighter color, recovered so fast 263 00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:31,699 I am fine now, we are rich 264 00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:36,290 how can you jump so high? My godless 265 00:18:36,292 --> 00:18:38,874 may be I had the magic power now, let me read that book 266 00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:39,875 sure 267 00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:10,655 This girl looks prettier than miss Hong Kong 268 00:19:11,792 --> 00:19:15,740 go, why are you so impatient? 269 00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:17,728 You don't afraid her face was poisoned 270 00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:22,581 - what? - Have you seen? 271 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,161 - What? - She is moving her eyes up 272 00:19:25,917 --> 00:19:26,997 no kidding 273 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,908 guy, what do you want? 274 00:19:37,417 --> 00:19:39,157 Hsiu mun, how long did I pass out? 275 00:19:39,417 --> 00:19:42,284 Princess, I think it is for a while already 276 00:19:44,708 --> 00:19:45,993 did you save me? 277 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:46,989 No 278 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,116 Yes, yes, we saved you 279 00:19:49,125 --> 00:19:51,366 why both of you dressed so wired? 280 00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:52,706 You didn't wear different 281 00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:55,449 listen your tone, comes from the middle part of the China 282 00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:58,291 right, they are the same as us, from the south 283 00:19:58,292 --> 00:20:00,123 talking in middle's accent 284 00:20:00,125 --> 00:20:02,912 Princess, let's talk like them too 285 00:20:02,917 --> 00:20:03,917 sure 286 00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:13,369 Tien chian is still around, let's go 287 00:20:16,042 --> 00:20:16,952 where are you going? 288 00:20:16,958 --> 00:20:19,040 Before tien awake, let's get away this place 289 00:20:19,042 --> 00:20:20,407 otherwise it will be too late 290 00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:23,329 what to be afraid of, we two can take care of him 291 00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:26,905 don't look down at him, he is the best of the evil side 292 00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:28,123 he is very good in martial arts 293 00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:31,322 Princess, take them away, let me slow him down 294 00:20:31,583 --> 00:20:33,539 hsiu mun, be careful 295 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,077 let's find the exit first 296 00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:36,243 don't move 297 00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:41,288 it is moving, used your hand to open it up 298 00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:45,244 did you eat the pill? 299 00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:46,410 I did 300 00:20:47,417 --> 00:20:49,829 let's watch page two, I'll teach you the martial arts 301 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:51,452 what is this? 302 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,282 According to this book 303 00:20:53,292 --> 00:20:56,409 use your energy from the upper stomach to laugh, try it 304 00:20:58,833 --> 00:20:59,868 laugh, 305 00:21:01,042 --> 00:21:02,202 harder 306 00:21:02,792 --> 00:21:03,907 right, hand out 307 00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:10,702 What? 308 00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:12,072 Useless 309 00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:14,665 you are too silly, come, try harder 310 00:21:14,667 --> 00:21:17,158 according to the book, laugh harder 311 00:21:17,167 --> 00:21:19,704 laugh, more 312 00:21:21,708 --> 00:21:23,949 right, keep it on 313 00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:28,617 right, spend all your energy to laugh 314 00:21:29,042 --> 00:21:31,454 ready, hands out 315 00:21:40,042 --> 00:21:41,248 Success 316 00:21:44,958 --> 00:21:46,619 hsiu mun... 317 00:21:46,625 --> 00:21:47,910 Princess, what's wrong? 318 00:21:47,917 --> 00:21:50,533 Come, what are you doing? Come closer 319 00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:52,533 why? Am I look so terrible? 320 00:21:53,458 --> 00:21:55,198 Tien chian awake, let's go now 321 00:21:55,583 --> 00:21:58,325 I'll bring you to Hong Kong, he can't find you 322 00:21:59,208 --> 00:22:00,914 Hong Kong 323 00:22:02,292 --> 00:22:03,782 then let's go - go... 324 00:22:05,583 --> 00:22:06,743 Over here 325 00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:14,824 Princess yun lo, I'll find you wherever you go? 326 00:22:18,958 --> 00:22:22,701 Sir, your lamp is so different 327 00:22:24,125 --> 00:22:25,956 now they changed the name, it is called electric lighter 328 00:22:25,958 --> 00:22:27,698 blow it off, try it 329 00:22:31,708 --> 00:22:34,541 what is the year now? 330 00:22:34,542 --> 00:22:35,702 Nineties 331 00:22:37,292 --> 00:22:38,407 some more 332 00:22:39,625 --> 00:22:43,243 Princess, look at the furniture, and the bath tub 333 00:22:43,250 --> 00:22:45,161 the same as us 334 00:22:45,417 --> 00:22:46,998 no, it is used for the bowel-movement 335 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,000 bowels? 336 00:22:50,375 --> 00:22:53,492 Right, what year of chi yuan now? 337 00:22:54,375 --> 00:22:56,081 What year of chi yuan? 338 00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:58,827 A few hundred years 339 00:23:01,125 --> 00:23:02,740 a few hundred years, 340 00:23:05,042 --> 00:23:07,158 we had been sleeping for a few hundred years already 341 00:23:07,167 --> 00:23:08,657 yes, a few hundred years 342 00:23:09,458 --> 00:23:11,073 tien chian catch me to the cemetery 343 00:23:11,083 --> 00:23:13,449 forced me to swallow the thousand years Jen hsin 344 00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:16,040 it can have eight hundred years more life time, 345 00:23:16,875 --> 00:23:17,705 but... 346 00:23:17,708 --> 00:23:20,575 I don't care about any possibility 347 00:23:20,583 --> 00:23:22,448 I don't care about who tien chian is 348 00:23:22,458 --> 00:23:24,699 I just want to know who are you? 349 00:23:26,208 --> 00:23:27,914 My name is hsiu mun 350 00:23:27,917 --> 00:23:32,365 she is the most pretty girl in the world Princess yun lo 351 00:23:33,417 --> 00:23:34,827 why don't you two kneel down? 352 00:23:35,083 --> 00:23:36,698 I am prince Charles 353 00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:38,790 I am prince Charles b 354 00:23:39,208 --> 00:23:40,448 Charles b? 355 00:23:41,083 --> 00:23:44,951 This is my servant, hsiu mun from the south 356 00:23:45,542 --> 00:23:47,373 mun clan, how can she speak mandarin? 357 00:23:47,792 --> 00:23:49,953 Let me tell you, when it is in the yuan dynasty 358 00:23:49,958 --> 00:23:51,414 we all speak mandarin 359 00:23:51,958 --> 00:23:53,289 then I was the same as yours too 360 00:23:53,292 --> 00:23:54,292 right! 361 00:23:54,625 --> 00:23:57,582 Tien chian is the best of the evil side 362 00:23:57,583 --> 00:23:59,494 tien chian is very powerful 363 00:23:59,708 --> 00:24:01,699 he got the thousand years old Jen hsin to eat 364 00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:03,548 he had lived for over a thousand years already 365 00:24:03,917 --> 00:24:08,115 he went to the master lung's grave, try to the book 366 00:24:08,125 --> 00:24:11,037 I tried to stop him, was caught by him 367 00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:14,537 sha lin's four monks were here too 368 00:24:14,542 --> 00:24:17,499 they fought against tien chian, were killed by him 369 00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:21,368 but tien chian was freezed by their power too 370 00:24:21,375 --> 00:24:24,367 before he was pass out 371 00:24:25,042 --> 00:24:27,158 he surrounded us 372 00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:31,573 I didn't realize it was passed for a thousand years already 373 00:24:34,333 --> 00:24:37,905 you two are the yuan dynasty's people, that's an antique 374 00:24:37,917 --> 00:24:41,739 I'll revenge for myself to against tien chian 375 00:24:41,750 --> 00:24:44,332 he will come for us, let's escape 376 00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:46,991 no problem, we can bring you to Hong Kong 377 00:24:47,708 --> 00:24:49,414 you will win as miss Hong Kong 378 00:24:50,292 --> 00:24:51,998 do I get the gold or silver for winning? 379 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:53,365 You are over aged already 380 00:24:53,375 --> 00:24:55,912 even they are young enough can't win it too 381 00:24:55,917 --> 00:24:58,283 they don't have the I.D. Card, can't get through the custom department 382 00:24:58,292 --> 00:24:59,372 are you out of your mind? 383 00:24:59,792 --> 00:25:02,909 Anyway it is smuggling, who needs the l.D. Card 384 00:25:08,458 --> 00:25:12,121 Look over this iron curtain, there is Hong Kong 385 00:25:12,125 --> 00:25:15,288 wait a few moment, those soldiers take a lift 386 00:25:15,292 --> 00:25:16,782 we can climb over there 387 00:25:16,792 --> 00:25:20,455 even you meet the tiger, be careful of yourself 388 00:25:23,167 --> 00:25:25,408 I can jump over it 389 00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:28,082 fat girl, don't fool me 390 00:25:28,292 --> 00:25:31,659 even the high jump winner can't jump over it 391 00:25:32,125 --> 00:25:33,786 sorry, she is just kidding 392 00:25:35,375 --> 00:25:39,448 miss, don't be scare, I'll take care of you 393 00:25:39,458 --> 00:25:42,575 you dare tried to touch my Princess 394 00:25:43,458 --> 00:25:45,870 enough, hsiu mun, that's it 395 00:25:46,167 --> 00:25:48,874 stop, don't run, stop 396 00:25:54,917 --> 00:25:57,408 I didn't realize the western weapon is so powerful 397 00:26:00,042 --> 00:26:02,704 comrade, I knew my ideology was wrong 398 00:26:02,708 --> 00:26:05,290 I'll criticize myself, please release 399 00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:09,163 go to hell 400 00:26:09,167 --> 00:26:10,498 hsiu mun, go faster 401 00:26:14,875 --> 00:26:16,331 quick, don't let them run away 402 00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:24,573 Go away, quick 403 00:26:26,167 --> 00:26:28,874 come out, say it, who are they? 404 00:26:28,875 --> 00:26:32,447 They are the people's movement actives 405 00:26:34,833 --> 00:26:39,327 I can't believe these people escape try to every other methods 406 00:26:39,750 --> 00:26:41,206 people's movement is so powerful 407 00:26:41,208 --> 00:26:44,325 shall we inform the special squad to catch them 408 00:26:44,333 --> 00:26:47,905 don't be nonsense, I'll report to the officers 409 00:26:47,917 --> 00:26:51,739 can anyone jump over this iron curtain, you are exaggerate 410 00:26:51,750 --> 00:26:54,913 I'll transfer you to the north for re-education 411 00:26:54,917 --> 00:26:56,623 pretend nothing has been happened 412 00:26:56,625 --> 00:26:58,286 yes, nothing has been happened 413 00:26:58,917 --> 00:27:02,239 up, send you to the north for re-education 414 00:27:02,792 --> 00:27:03,827 please forgive me 415 00:27:09,708 --> 00:27:11,289 Is this Hong Kong? 416 00:27:11,458 --> 00:27:12,994 I heard here is kowloon 417 00:27:13,583 --> 00:27:17,531 sir, this is the size of the room? 418 00:27:20,417 --> 00:27:24,080 Take it, let me tell you, Hong Kong's land is very expensive 419 00:27:24,083 --> 00:27:25,368 just face it 420 00:27:25,583 --> 00:27:27,119 how can you hit him? 421 00:27:27,125 --> 00:27:28,125 Sir 422 00:27:29,167 --> 00:27:31,579 just called me brother fei 423 00:27:31,958 --> 00:27:35,030 you are going to keep us, I am so impressed 424 00:27:35,042 --> 00:27:36,782 how can I ask anymore? 425 00:27:37,500 --> 00:27:39,456 Hsiu mun 426 00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:42,457 what fei said is what I am saying 427 00:27:42,458 --> 00:27:43,447 you should listen to me 428 00:27:43,458 --> 00:27:44,447 yes, Princess 429 00:27:44,458 --> 00:27:45,413 understand? 430 00:27:45,417 --> 00:27:48,955 Master wu, if you need anything hsiu mun to do it 431 00:27:48,958 --> 00:27:50,323 just tell me 432 00:27:55,167 --> 00:27:56,953 are you finished with these two weirdoes? 433 00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:01,367 Look at that dirty thief wears so sexy 434 00:28:01,375 --> 00:28:02,660 Princess, give the order 435 00:28:02,667 --> 00:28:04,532 we should executed them 436 00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:07,617 sit down, don't shout 437 00:28:14,083 --> 00:28:17,155 Forget about them, about time to work 438 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,581 ask them read the instruction manual 439 00:28:20,042 --> 00:28:22,533 these are either english or Italian 440 00:28:22,542 --> 00:28:24,498 do you think they understand it? 441 00:28:24,833 --> 00:28:26,573 They should know how to read the map 442 00:28:33,250 --> 00:28:34,285 Nuts 443 00:28:40,750 --> 00:28:44,993 What a dirty girl... 444 00:28:47,417 --> 00:28:50,249 Princess, Princess, we should executed them 445 00:28:50,250 --> 00:28:52,491 don't touch those books, 446 00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:53,410 I am going to work 447 00:28:53,417 --> 00:28:55,829 wait until I am off, I'll teach you use these 448 00:28:55,833 --> 00:28:57,869 these are all with electricity 449 00:28:58,292 --> 00:29:00,783 electricity, understand? 450 00:29:00,792 --> 00:29:03,659 Master, let us study it by ourselves 451 00:29:03,667 --> 00:29:05,498 may be I can work it out 452 00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:07,661 master, you don't know it 453 00:29:07,667 --> 00:29:10,624 qur Princess is the best in emberdories 454 00:29:10,625 --> 00:29:14,743 she can cook very well too 455 00:29:14,750 --> 00:29:19,198 she is the best 456 00:29:19,542 --> 00:29:21,123 wash the clothes 457 00:29:22,208 --> 00:29:24,950 master, why are your clothes 458 00:29:24,958 --> 00:29:27,165 smells stink 459 00:29:27,167 --> 00:29:28,953 don't bull shit, go 460 00:29:31,292 --> 00:29:33,453 before I come back, don't touch it 461 00:29:33,458 --> 00:29:34,493 understand? 462 00:29:36,250 --> 00:29:39,617 I forget to ask them where is the river around? 463 00:29:39,625 --> 00:29:41,616 How can I wash the clothes? 464 00:29:49,208 --> 00:29:50,414 Can you eat? 465 00:29:50,417 --> 00:29:53,079 Are you not enough to have the boss yelling? 466 00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:55,415 Even I don't take it, others will 467 00:29:55,417 --> 00:29:58,489 she doesn't know how to cook, she might have a gas leak 468 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,706 too much gas, don't touch the ring bell 469 00:30:00,708 --> 00:30:01,914 it will blow up 470 00:30:08,708 --> 00:30:10,664 Princess, they are back 471 00:30:10,667 --> 00:30:12,077 don't let them in 472 00:30:12,458 --> 00:30:13,573 yes 473 00:30:14,583 --> 00:30:17,290 go... go out, go out... 474 00:30:17,708 --> 00:30:19,699 You can't come in yet 475 00:30:19,917 --> 00:30:22,078 no matter what happen, let me see 476 00:30:22,458 --> 00:30:24,289 my Princess said you can't 477 00:30:24,292 --> 00:30:26,658 Princess said what I said she will do 478 00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:28,456 you are right 479 00:30:29,667 --> 00:30:31,248 - what? - Closed the door 480 00:30:31,250 --> 00:30:32,160 yes 481 00:30:32,167 --> 00:30:33,077 take care 482 00:30:33,083 --> 00:30:34,083 yes 483 00:30:36,708 --> 00:30:38,573 air-condition, television are on 484 00:30:48,708 --> 00:30:49,823 Taste so great 485 00:30:49,833 --> 00:30:50,868 not bad 486 00:30:50,958 --> 00:30:53,574 these food are cooked by the Princess for you to eat 487 00:30:54,583 --> 00:30:57,905 can she use the kitchen to cook? 488 00:30:58,583 --> 00:30:59,663 Princess is coming 489 00:31:09,625 --> 00:31:12,412 Isseg miyaki, where did you get it? 490 00:31:12,417 --> 00:31:15,033 No, I tailored as it is on the book 491 00:31:15,042 --> 00:31:16,202 do you have any textiles? 492 00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:17,789 Used your curtain textiles 493 00:31:19,542 --> 00:31:21,123 no wonder it looks familiar 494 00:31:21,292 --> 00:31:24,364 I did for myself too, but I won't let you see now 495 00:31:24,375 --> 00:31:26,616 tell me frankly, are you the real ancient people? 496 00:31:26,625 --> 00:31:29,457 You read the magazine, you can use the electricity 497 00:31:29,458 --> 00:31:30,458 are you cheating me? 498 00:31:30,792 --> 00:31:34,614 No, you said it is an Italian book 499 00:31:34,625 --> 00:31:35,740 I can read it 500 00:31:35,750 --> 00:31:38,707 bull shit, you should say kahn is your father too 501 00:31:38,708 --> 00:31:41,541 right, he is my great grand father 502 00:31:41,542 --> 00:31:43,658 I can read this foreigners' book 503 00:31:43,667 --> 00:31:46,079 because Marco Polo had been in the town 504 00:31:46,083 --> 00:31:47,289 he taught us 505 00:31:48,125 --> 00:31:49,331 Marco Polo? 506 00:31:49,333 --> 00:31:51,289 Marco Polo is your teacher? 507 00:31:51,708 --> 00:31:52,708 Right 508 00:31:54,833 --> 00:31:57,495 those noodles inside your refrigerator 509 00:31:59,583 --> 00:32:02,245 those were the noodles I taught Marco Polo brought it back to Italy 510 00:32:03,333 --> 00:32:06,951 what, the spaghetti was coming from China, 511 00:32:06,958 --> 00:32:07,868 impossible 512 00:32:07,875 --> 00:32:12,744 those pancake, I taught him too 513 00:32:13,125 --> 00:32:14,956 pizza, was Chinese pancake 514 00:32:14,958 --> 00:32:19,281 sung dynasty had a guy named wu sung, his brother is wu da lang 515 00:32:19,292 --> 00:32:21,012 he specialized in selling this type of cake 516 00:32:22,292 --> 00:32:25,034 he said wu da lang selling the pizza, can you believe her? 517 00:32:25,042 --> 00:32:25,952 Of course 518 00:32:25,958 --> 00:32:28,540 wu da lang is so poor, he had to sell his wife to sze mun chin 519 00:32:30,375 --> 00:32:31,956 how can I eat all these? 520 00:32:32,125 --> 00:32:35,162 The emperor used to eat more than hundred dishes 521 00:32:37,417 --> 00:32:38,417 what is this called? 522 00:32:38,583 --> 00:32:40,949 You are eating crispy duck 523 00:32:43,708 --> 00:32:45,323 so sweet, what is this? 524 00:32:45,708 --> 00:32:49,701 Sweet cake, made by seven different fruits 525 00:32:49,708 --> 00:32:50,993 I made it 526 00:32:54,875 --> 00:32:55,990 how about this? 527 00:32:56,875 --> 00:32:59,082 Fei's soap 528 00:33:03,208 --> 00:33:04,869 why is it on the table? 529 00:33:05,458 --> 00:33:09,280 I forget to get it back after I used it 530 00:33:09,292 --> 00:33:10,657 to know you is my misfortune 531 00:33:12,750 --> 00:33:13,785 are you allright 532 00:33:13,792 --> 00:33:15,282 master chi, water is coming 533 00:33:15,542 --> 00:33:16,622 master chi 534 00:33:18,333 --> 00:33:20,699 let me changed the cloths tailored for myself for you to see 535 00:33:20,708 --> 00:33:21,743 fine 536 00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:24,829 let me take a shower first, or else my eyes will be infected 537 00:33:28,083 --> 00:33:29,823 where is my underwear? 538 00:33:32,292 --> 00:33:35,125 Master, is hsiu mun pretty? 539 00:33:36,250 --> 00:33:37,250 You... 540 00:33:37,708 --> 00:33:41,155 How about my new underwear? 541 00:33:41,667 --> 00:33:43,532 You even used my family's treasure 542 00:33:43,542 --> 00:33:45,407 this underwear was given by my honey 543 00:33:45,417 --> 00:33:47,783 I had to wear this whenever I meet her 544 00:33:47,792 --> 00:33:49,202 no, don't get closer 545 00:33:49,208 --> 00:33:51,415 given it back to me 546 00:33:52,583 --> 00:33:54,198 leave your hand away from me 547 00:33:59,083 --> 00:34:00,948 you can't touch me 548 00:34:00,958 --> 00:34:03,870 you saw my body already 549 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:06,491 how can I face others from now on? 550 00:34:06,958 --> 00:34:08,664 You better not to see other people 551 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,661 Princess 552 00:34:13,375 --> 00:34:16,742 Princess, you must take care hsiu mun 553 00:34:18,750 --> 00:34:21,116 did you see her belly? 554 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,412 I never saw such dirty belly 555 00:34:24,417 --> 00:34:28,615 master, hsiu mun was in the palace since she is eleven 556 00:34:28,625 --> 00:34:30,741 she is like my sister too 557 00:34:30,750 --> 00:34:34,163 she is definitely a virgin 558 00:34:34,167 --> 00:34:35,748 hsiu mun, come over here 559 00:34:36,042 --> 00:34:38,408 look, her hand still had a virgin Mark 560 00:34:38,708 --> 00:34:41,495 if you touch her 561 00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:43,661 I will have her married you 562 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,116 you want me to married her just because I saw her belly 563 00:34:48,125 --> 00:34:50,286 if I were on the beach, I can pick so many girls then 564 00:34:50,292 --> 00:34:53,125 you mean you don't want to marry her 565 00:34:53,250 --> 00:34:54,330 of course 566 00:34:54,333 --> 00:34:57,075 hsiu mun, killed yourself in front of him 567 00:34:57,250 --> 00:34:59,115 suicide, great 568 00:35:04,375 --> 00:35:08,243 No, don't, stop her 569 00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:11,494 it won't be that serious 570 00:35:12,708 --> 00:35:15,780 master, you don't know, for the girls of yuan dynasty 571 00:35:15,792 --> 00:35:18,078 virginity is very important 572 00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:20,790 you saw her belly, if you don't marry her 573 00:35:20,792 --> 00:35:23,625 she had to die without any choice 574 00:35:23,917 --> 00:35:26,454 that's impossible, there must be other alternalety way 575 00:35:27,958 --> 00:35:30,620 yes, but you won't choose it 576 00:35:30,625 --> 00:35:32,741 what I won't take it? I'll 577 00:35:32,917 --> 00:35:34,202 that's kill you 578 00:35:38,042 --> 00:35:41,409 I'll kill you, kill you 579 00:35:41,542 --> 00:35:42,497 be cool 580 00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:45,367 you had seen my belly, I am going to kill you 581 00:35:46,333 --> 00:35:48,699 don't run, you dare to run away... 582 00:35:48,833 --> 00:35:50,198 Don't Ace foolishly 583 00:36:15,917 --> 00:36:17,873 Actually hsiu mun is not a bad girl 584 00:36:17,875 --> 00:36:18,660 what do you mean? 585 00:36:18,667 --> 00:36:20,953 Think of it, she is still a virgin 586 00:36:20,958 --> 00:36:22,073 where can you find a virgin these days? 587 00:36:22,083 --> 00:36:24,699 Just like the panda, a very rare animal 588 00:36:24,708 --> 00:36:26,039 you must be kidding 589 00:36:26,375 --> 00:36:28,832 just think too much, understand 590 00:36:28,833 --> 00:36:30,994 for the ancient people, you can marry more than one wife 591 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:34,322 just married her, treat here like you servant 592 00:36:34,333 --> 00:36:36,164 even you go out for another girl 593 00:36:36,167 --> 00:36:39,739 she won't dare to say a word 594 00:36:40,125 --> 00:36:41,786 I won't loss anything - really 595 00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:43,831 come here 596 00:36:44,042 --> 00:36:45,748 aren't you say you don't want to marry me? 597 00:36:49,125 --> 00:36:50,160 If you want me to marry you 598 00:36:50,167 --> 00:36:51,156 really? 599 00:36:51,167 --> 00:36:54,125 But you had to listen to me forever 600 00:36:54,625 --> 00:36:58,698 you did what I tell you to do so 601 00:37:00,875 --> 00:37:05,039 yes, whatever my husband's order I will follow 602 00:37:06,500 --> 00:37:09,162 if you don't perform as a good wife, I'll fire you 603 00:37:09,167 --> 00:37:10,407 help my back 604 00:37:11,792 --> 00:37:15,956 no, I didn't marry you yet, I can't see you 605 00:37:17,875 --> 00:37:19,740 let's do it simple, report right the way 606 00:37:20,208 --> 00:37:23,120 no, at least I need a face handkerchief 607 00:37:23,125 --> 00:37:24,490 face handkerchief 608 00:37:27,750 --> 00:37:28,910 finished, massage my back 609 00:37:30,292 --> 00:37:31,532 my leg first 610 00:37:34,750 --> 00:37:36,081 it works 611 00:37:36,083 --> 00:37:38,324 master, if you didn't help us 612 00:37:38,333 --> 00:37:40,324 we will be inside the grave forever 613 00:37:40,333 --> 00:37:43,496 since we have fate to meet each other, and you had swallowed the pills 614 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:45,206 you had fifty years martial arts power 615 00:37:45,208 --> 00:37:48,655 I can teach you the martial arts according to that book 616 00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:50,453 in case no one will ever perform it 617 00:37:50,792 --> 00:37:52,373 the magic hand had nine acts 618 00:37:52,375 --> 00:37:55,162 if you can play the first eight acts, you can go anywhere 619 00:37:55,292 --> 00:37:57,783 about the last act 620 00:37:57,792 --> 00:38:01,489 that is the most power act in the world 621 00:38:01,667 --> 00:38:03,328 it was used only three times as I had been told 622 00:38:03,333 --> 00:38:05,790 the first time is the Buddha beat over the evil 623 00:38:05,792 --> 00:38:07,999 the second time is the fire god win over three power hands 624 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,707 the last time is long chin fei win over the tien chian 625 00:38:13,125 --> 00:38:14,365 did you hear what I say? 626 00:38:18,292 --> 00:38:20,578 Of course I am listening 627 00:38:21,958 --> 00:38:23,823 sorry, but I am serious 628 00:38:24,667 --> 00:38:27,329 it seemed that you don't want to learn it 629 00:38:27,667 --> 00:38:30,534 I am serious, I want to learn it to get a fortune 630 00:38:30,542 --> 00:38:33,033 this magic power includes different type of acts 631 00:38:33,042 --> 00:38:34,373 to protect your body too 632 00:38:34,375 --> 00:38:37,117 after you learned it, it means you had learned everything 633 00:38:37,125 --> 00:38:40,322 so it needs a good body to learn it 634 00:38:40,708 --> 00:38:41,788 how about me? 635 00:38:43,583 --> 00:38:45,995 You are too stupid, your body is not fit enough 636 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,615 you can only learn the seven hands cut 637 00:38:48,375 --> 00:38:51,117 but I used that act inside the mountain hole 638 00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:54,822 you just work it out by luck 639 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:57,415 hsiu mun, do as the book said 640 00:38:57,417 --> 00:38:58,953 teach your husband over there 641 00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:00,500 go 642 00:39:02,708 --> 00:39:04,118 How are we going to practice? 643 00:39:04,125 --> 00:39:06,787 I teach you the first act, Buddha flying to the west 644 00:39:07,458 --> 00:39:08,573 Buddha flying to the west 645 00:39:10,625 --> 00:39:15,289 tongue's up, concentrate, breathe, look at your nose 646 00:39:15,292 --> 00:39:17,704 concentrate your breathing 647 00:39:21,958 --> 00:39:24,574 now, you had got the first act already 648 00:39:24,583 --> 00:39:27,245 now start to breath through your body 649 00:39:27,250 --> 00:39:29,206 you can feel like in the sky 650 00:39:29,208 --> 00:39:30,448 jump 651 00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:36,910 So high 652 00:39:39,125 --> 00:39:40,490 am I really had to jump? 653 00:39:40,958 --> 00:39:44,371 Just like a dragon in the sky 654 00:39:44,958 --> 00:39:47,745 don't force me, I don't want to jump 655 00:39:47,917 --> 00:39:51,080 I had made up my mind, I am not going to jump 656 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:53,864 master 657 00:39:53,875 --> 00:39:54,660 what? 658 00:39:54,667 --> 00:39:55,952 Look at my eyes 659 00:40:00,167 --> 00:40:01,282 look at me, 660 00:40:02,458 --> 00:40:04,119 what do you see? 661 00:40:17,375 --> 00:40:18,956 Do you know what do I want? 662 00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:20,285 What do you want? 663 00:40:20,750 --> 00:40:22,035 I want... 664 00:40:23,625 --> 00:40:24,831 Push you down 665 00:40:26,458 --> 00:40:28,244 Buddha flying to the west 666 00:40:37,292 --> 00:40:38,452 I am success 667 00:40:41,125 --> 00:40:42,661 what? Are you alright? 668 00:40:42,833 --> 00:40:44,744 I am fine 669 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,241 you used the same technique fly up here 670 00:40:47,708 --> 00:40:52,202 fine... very dangerous, you go in first, right... 671 00:40:54,583 --> 00:40:58,747 Are you out of your mind, I can take the elevator instead of flying 672 00:41:00,417 --> 00:41:01,702 how did you practice last night? 673 00:41:01,708 --> 00:41:03,323 I have learned the first eight acts 674 00:41:03,333 --> 00:41:05,949 I am better than you, I learned the seven cut already 675 00:41:05,958 --> 00:41:08,950 since we are so good, why should we go to work anymore? 676 00:41:09,125 --> 00:41:11,411 You think you can go to Rob the bank 677 00:41:11,417 --> 00:41:13,624 you should down to the earth 678 00:41:13,625 --> 00:41:15,581 at least work after this month 679 00:41:15,667 --> 00:41:16,747 you are right 680 00:41:16,750 --> 00:41:17,865 taxi 681 00:41:18,292 --> 00:41:19,372 taxi 682 00:41:20,667 --> 00:41:21,667 what? 683 00:41:21,708 --> 00:41:22,788 I called first 684 00:41:24,167 --> 00:41:25,167 another one is coming 685 00:41:25,417 --> 00:41:26,417 taxi 686 00:41:29,250 --> 00:41:31,036 I think we have to take the bus 687 00:41:54,958 --> 00:41:56,073 Open the door 688 00:42:01,708 --> 00:42:05,997 Where is my grandson, driver, stop the car 689 00:42:12,167 --> 00:42:13,327 Buddha flying west 690 00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:16,412 go, go, go... 691 00:42:32,417 --> 00:42:35,249 Did I see is wrong, that guy can run faster than the bus 692 00:42:35,250 --> 00:42:37,730 everyone is faster than the bus when you are in the traffic jam 693 00:42:41,042 --> 00:42:42,657 don't cry 694 00:42:53,583 --> 00:42:54,447 What are you doing? 695 00:42:54,458 --> 00:42:57,291 Thank you, sir, my grandson 696 00:42:57,292 --> 00:42:58,828 nuts, do you want to die? 697 00:42:58,833 --> 00:42:59,913 I think you want to get kill 698 00:42:59,917 --> 00:43:00,917 you say me 699 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,161 not you, him 700 00:43:03,792 --> 00:43:05,623 anyway, I think you mean me 701 00:43:05,625 --> 00:43:07,643 I will cancel your driving licence with your crazy driving 702 00:43:07,667 --> 00:43:09,908 please, don't cancel my license 703 00:43:09,917 --> 00:43:12,158 this is none of my business, don't trick me 704 00:43:12,167 --> 00:43:14,704 no one will complain with your look 705 00:43:14,750 --> 00:43:16,911 officer, give me another chance 706 00:43:17,125 --> 00:43:19,992 don't talk, get your license out 707 00:43:27,875 --> 00:43:29,661 Ah chi, where is your gambling debt? 708 00:43:30,125 --> 00:43:34,949 Brother chiu, you are here, don't hurt me, I am so afraid 709 00:43:35,292 --> 00:43:37,078 you mean you don't have any money 710 00:43:37,083 --> 00:43:38,448 I won't give you even I have money 711 00:43:38,458 --> 00:43:40,995 every time you hurts me so heavy 712 00:43:41,125 --> 00:43:43,491 of course, because you change tricks every time 713 00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:44,990 otherwise it is not excited 714 00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:50,697 ah fei, I'll go to the exit with them 715 00:43:50,708 --> 00:43:52,664 I won't get you involved since we are pals 716 00:43:53,167 --> 00:43:56,489 let them beat me enough, go 717 00:44:00,583 --> 00:44:01,993 please have a cup of tea 718 00:44:04,625 --> 00:44:07,457 I am always in fair condition 719 00:44:07,458 --> 00:44:10,575 from now, you hit me one, I'll hit you one 720 00:44:11,125 --> 00:44:13,366 can I not to fight? 721 00:44:13,375 --> 00:44:14,956 No way 722 00:44:15,333 --> 00:44:16,948 you don't have to pay me the money 723 00:44:16,958 --> 00:44:19,665 I don't want to pay, but I want to fight 724 00:44:24,250 --> 00:44:25,330 you are really in fight 725 00:44:25,333 --> 00:44:26,618 you said we have to fight 726 00:44:27,583 --> 00:44:29,119 you don't understand the ironic 727 00:44:29,125 --> 00:44:31,411 the Chinese with status's speech means nothing 728 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,786 I'll boat you up to clear up your mind 729 00:44:35,500 --> 00:44:36,535 help 730 00:44:37,917 --> 00:44:39,032 I'll cut 731 00:44:42,958 --> 00:44:44,289 don't fight 732 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,160 are you happy? 733 00:44:51,792 --> 00:44:53,032 Are you Mr. chi? 734 00:44:53,167 --> 00:44:54,156 Yes 735 00:44:54,167 --> 00:44:56,203 I am kao li chiu's brother kao li pa 736 00:44:56,208 --> 00:44:58,369 I'll revenge because you beat up my brother 737 00:44:58,375 --> 00:45:01,538 if you have gut, come to meet me in hung ham 738 00:45:01,542 --> 00:45:02,531 you better be there if you are a man 739 00:45:02,542 --> 00:45:03,782 good, 740 00:45:04,833 --> 00:45:06,313 I'll give you a good lesson this time 741 00:45:13,042 --> 00:45:16,455 Kao li chi, kao li pa, I am here 742 00:45:17,250 --> 00:45:21,198 you dare to fight against me, come and try your best 743 00:45:21,542 --> 00:45:25,034 how many people did you bring along? 744 00:45:25,708 --> 00:45:27,414 You better all come out 745 00:45:27,417 --> 00:45:30,864 better than I had to find each of you 746 00:45:37,083 --> 00:45:39,790 What's the big deal, owing some money, you had to flush the shit 747 00:45:41,292 --> 00:45:43,658 it's him who use magic tricks to us 748 00:45:44,167 --> 00:45:45,407 what are you doing? 749 00:45:46,958 --> 00:45:50,371 Used the black dog's blood and urinate will solve your trick 750 00:45:50,750 --> 00:45:54,288 you dare to pour that on me, I am going to kill you 751 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:15,697 It doesn't work anymore, now is my turn to kill you 752 00:46:16,167 --> 00:46:17,327 brothers, 753 00:46:18,333 --> 00:46:19,743 kill this guy 754 00:46:27,625 --> 00:46:29,911 You are too much, ask so many people come 755 00:46:37,125 --> 00:46:38,114 Where is my husband? 756 00:46:38,125 --> 00:46:40,491 Trust me, over there 757 00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:45,947 my dear wife, help... 758 00:46:45,958 --> 00:46:48,870 Husband, shit on your body 759 00:46:50,958 --> 00:46:52,226 who dare to do it on my husband? 760 00:46:52,250 --> 00:46:53,490 Me 761 00:46:55,125 --> 00:46:56,490 Go, quick, go 762 00:47:02,542 --> 00:47:03,998 The Buddha appeared 763 00:47:16,333 --> 00:47:17,823 The Buddha smiles 764 00:47:39,917 --> 00:47:41,202 The Buddha stars 765 00:47:59,542 --> 00:48:01,533 The Buddha is angry 766 00:48:10,542 --> 00:48:11,542 You better leave 767 00:48:11,875 --> 00:48:12,990 go, quick 768 00:48:31,125 --> 00:48:32,956 Your technique is better than mine 769 00:48:32,958 --> 00:48:34,243 you are the best in the world 770 00:48:34,250 --> 00:48:37,242 no, tien chian is better than him 771 00:48:37,375 --> 00:48:39,787 you are so dumb, tien chian is in the mainland 772 00:49:54,125 --> 00:49:55,160 Brother, 773 00:49:55,458 --> 00:49:56,493 stop 774 00:49:57,250 --> 00:49:58,615 what can I do for you? 775 00:50:01,125 --> 00:50:02,240 Take it off 776 00:50:02,375 --> 00:50:03,740 nonsense 777 00:50:08,125 --> 00:50:09,535 you are looking to get kill 778 00:50:15,042 --> 00:50:17,704 Comrade, you are too heavy on him 779 00:50:18,125 --> 00:50:21,743 none of your business, I just teach him a lesson 780 00:50:21,750 --> 00:50:24,708 he is in good luck I didn't kill him 781 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,615 both of you learn the same technique 782 00:50:26,875 --> 00:50:29,867 but comrade's technique is kind of over 783 00:50:29,875 --> 00:50:31,866 doesn't look like a special technique person 784 00:50:32,875 --> 00:50:33,990 who are you? 785 00:50:34,083 --> 00:50:35,323 I am yin chin 786 00:50:48,875 --> 00:50:52,038 Old guy, you looks very hard working 787 00:50:52,542 --> 00:50:57,366 I think you are very hard working too, sweats all over you back 788 00:50:57,542 --> 00:51:01,535 old guy, I think you can't stand any longer 789 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:04,537 you can't either, young guy 790 00:51:05,125 --> 00:51:07,241 don't try too hard, o.K. 791 00:51:07,542 --> 00:51:12,036 Fine, let's leave it, 1, 2, 3 792 00:51:13,792 --> 00:51:15,453 master yin... 793 00:51:20,333 --> 00:51:24,201 Fine, our power are the same 794 00:51:25,208 --> 00:51:29,497 but I still have a special technique of tien chian foot 795 00:51:30,167 --> 00:51:32,374 I want to fight against you 796 00:51:33,125 --> 00:51:34,240 master yin, hit him 797 00:51:34,250 --> 00:51:35,990 master yin, give him a lesson 798 00:51:37,083 --> 00:51:40,371 I can't stand up at all 799 00:51:41,167 --> 00:51:42,623 you better watch yourself 800 00:51:45,292 --> 00:51:48,329 we study the Buddha, working the goodness 801 00:51:48,542 --> 00:51:50,624 we don't like to fight 802 00:51:50,625 --> 00:51:53,241 what ever you like, go ahead 803 00:51:55,625 --> 00:52:01,825 good, you don't fight with me, I am the boss in the area 804 00:52:04,083 --> 00:52:07,155 I am your boss too 805 00:52:07,667 --> 00:52:10,659 sure, whatever you say 806 00:52:12,958 --> 00:52:14,539 biggie... 807 00:52:23,750 --> 00:52:25,240 Where is the production fee? 808 00:52:25,250 --> 00:52:27,662 Last night you didn't go home, hsiu mun yells the whole night 809 00:52:28,875 --> 00:52:30,957 I can't get rich 810 00:52:30,958 --> 00:52:32,698 so I went to Macau to gamble 811 00:52:33,833 --> 00:52:34,743 you went to Macau 812 00:52:34,750 --> 00:52:36,456 I am famous in Macau 813 00:52:36,458 --> 00:52:38,949 last night I won twenty straight bit 814 00:52:39,667 --> 00:52:41,032 you are rich, you can leave then 815 00:52:41,542 --> 00:52:43,999 but I lost more than twenty shots today 816 00:52:45,958 --> 00:52:47,914 that is the ending as usual 817 00:52:48,750 --> 00:52:50,866 don't tell others, please 818 00:52:51,417 --> 00:52:53,624 how about those production fees? 819 00:52:53,917 --> 00:52:55,873 Ask them help without pay 820 00:52:56,250 --> 00:52:57,365 you tell them 821 00:52:58,333 --> 00:53:01,700 look, see the guy who can convince others how to talk 822 00:53:10,708 --> 00:53:11,663 Are you ready, stuntman? 823 00:53:11,667 --> 00:53:12,702 No problem 824 00:53:12,708 --> 00:53:13,914 how is the wire? 825 00:53:13,917 --> 00:53:14,952 Fine 826 00:53:15,458 --> 00:53:16,994 - how is the camera? - Fine 827 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:17,989 fine 828 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:22,573 everyone is ready, camera, action 829 00:53:27,333 --> 00:53:28,823 why did they act on the scene? 830 00:53:30,083 --> 00:53:31,198 Otherwise what can they do? 831 00:53:33,167 --> 00:53:36,034 Looks like real, is it? 832 00:53:51,458 --> 00:53:52,868 Pretend you are picking up the wire, understand? 833 00:53:52,875 --> 00:53:53,875 I know 834 00:53:55,042 --> 00:53:56,407 pick up the wire 835 00:53:56,917 --> 00:53:59,784 quick, come help chi to cut off the wire 836 00:54:02,208 --> 00:54:04,369 there is no wire here 837 00:54:04,458 --> 00:54:05,447 no wire 838 00:54:05,458 --> 00:54:06,573 there is no wire here 839 00:54:07,833 --> 00:54:09,073 - did you see it? - What? 840 00:54:09,083 --> 00:54:10,198 Did you see it? 841 00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:11,956 What is this? Did you see it clear? 842 00:54:11,958 --> 00:54:13,118 Where? 843 00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:14,493 Cut it off 844 00:54:14,500 --> 00:54:15,740 cut, cut what? 845 00:54:16,167 --> 00:54:17,327 Very good 846 00:54:17,375 --> 00:54:20,913 come, good, that is it, take it 847 00:54:21,750 --> 00:54:24,332 what are you looking? Go 848 00:54:25,417 --> 00:54:26,577 - passed? - Passed 849 00:54:26,583 --> 00:54:30,405 master hamburger, fourth shot, take one 850 00:54:45,333 --> 00:54:48,200 As the master, we spend a lot of energy 851 00:54:50,750 --> 00:54:54,447 after partice, I always eat the master hamburger 852 00:54:55,875 --> 00:54:57,490 dear friends, 853 00:55:00,542 --> 00:55:02,248 have a master hamburger 854 00:55:02,250 --> 00:55:05,413 study in good spirit, won't be afraid of examination 855 00:55:07,500 --> 00:55:09,286 master have to eat the hamburger too 856 00:55:20,208 --> 00:55:21,869 I am passed too 857 00:55:21,875 --> 00:55:23,706 finished, very clever 858 00:55:24,375 --> 00:55:26,661 master like to eat hamburger, made of pure beef 859 00:55:26,667 --> 00:55:29,204 people in Hong Kong is in luck, to eat the real stuff 860 00:55:32,375 --> 00:55:35,367 master like... shit, I can't remember the line 861 00:55:35,375 --> 00:55:37,036 can I have another chance? 862 00:55:37,292 --> 00:55:38,873 Alright, I'll give you another chance 863 00:55:39,792 --> 00:55:42,784 they are the secret clan, to read the special code 864 00:55:42,792 --> 00:55:45,864 Hong Kong people are in good luck, to have the good stuff eat 865 00:55:45,875 --> 00:55:46,990 you knew it 866 00:55:48,708 --> 00:55:49,788 thanks, brother 867 00:55:50,333 --> 00:55:51,163 your turn 868 00:55:51,167 --> 00:55:52,873 master like to eat hamburger 869 00:55:55,917 --> 00:56:00,160 master like to eat the back stuff, crazy beef full of hair 870 00:56:00,458 --> 00:56:04,326 Hong Kong people is in luck, had to wash after eating 871 00:56:05,792 --> 00:56:08,784 only the last act can beat tien chian 872 00:56:08,792 --> 00:56:10,407 if you can't understand the full house Buddha 873 00:56:10,417 --> 00:56:12,078 no one can beat him 874 00:56:12,083 --> 00:56:14,745 impossible, that is in your period 875 00:56:14,750 --> 00:56:17,537 we are different, we have many weapons 876 00:56:17,542 --> 00:56:20,454 we have bullets, cannons, atomic bombs, unclear bombs 877 00:56:20,458 --> 00:56:22,039 even the best technique won't help 878 00:56:22,583 --> 00:56:23,789 you mean the western weapons 879 00:56:23,792 --> 00:56:24,656 right 880 00:56:24,667 --> 00:56:27,079 if he had a tien chian handcuff will do 881 00:56:28,250 --> 00:56:30,616 where to buy? At seven eleven 882 00:56:30,625 --> 00:56:32,456 really, are you kidding? 883 00:56:32,833 --> 00:56:33,993 Did my father call? 884 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:35,080 No 885 00:56:35,083 --> 00:56:37,244 Don't tell him I am here. He is asking me for money 886 00:56:37,250 --> 00:56:38,581 who cares? 887 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,865 Even if he asked, it is reasonable 888 00:56:41,500 --> 00:56:44,492 my father needs the money to gamble, drink, fight and ask for the girls 889 00:56:44,500 --> 00:56:46,331 I only learned a little bit from him 890 00:56:47,042 --> 00:56:48,407 then he is not a human being 891 00:56:49,042 --> 00:56:53,866 he is not a human being, he is a writer 892 00:56:56,458 --> 00:57:00,451 lions head with snake body, how's it? 893 00:57:01,333 --> 00:57:03,289 Why is his hand inside your pocket? 894 00:57:03,917 --> 00:57:06,329 He stole three thousand dollars during taking the picture 895 00:57:22,542 --> 00:57:25,158 Only master eat the hamburger, you are not the master 896 00:57:28,917 --> 00:57:30,032 eat the banana 897 00:57:31,333 --> 00:57:32,368 what's up? 898 00:57:38,125 --> 00:57:40,207 Tien chian is very powerful, be careful 899 00:57:40,583 --> 00:57:41,948 he is tien chian 900 00:57:45,333 --> 00:57:48,575 kid, you even have learned the ru lai shen chan 901 00:57:51,250 --> 00:57:53,081 you better leave, or I... 902 00:57:53,083 --> 00:57:54,243 What do you want? 903 00:57:54,792 --> 00:57:56,498 Don't try to call the police 904 00:57:56,750 --> 00:57:58,286 I almost say that 905 00:58:00,292 --> 00:58:01,407 no 906 00:58:03,042 --> 00:58:04,042 I cut, 907 00:58:11,250 --> 00:58:12,330 Cut 908 00:58:21,125 --> 00:58:24,993 Princess yun lo, I loved you over seven hundred years 909 00:58:25,417 --> 00:58:26,907 don't you even get move 910 00:58:27,125 --> 00:58:28,990 tien chian, forget about it 911 00:58:29,917 --> 00:58:31,157 you better drop this mind 912 00:58:32,083 --> 00:58:35,530 I knew you love this kid, I am going to kill him 913 00:58:36,333 --> 00:58:37,413 don't you afraid of wan fu chia chung 914 00:58:37,417 --> 00:58:38,497 right 915 00:58:39,375 --> 00:58:41,081 you knew it already? 916 00:58:41,500 --> 00:58:42,706 Not yet 917 00:58:43,583 --> 00:58:45,448 you are so dumb - why hit me, 918 00:58:45,458 --> 00:58:46,743 I didn't learn it 919 00:58:46,750 --> 00:58:48,510 why should I had to cheat him that I knew it 920 00:59:02,583 --> 00:59:03,572 Are you tearing off the building? 921 00:59:03,583 --> 00:59:05,198 Don't worry, we will change another area to eat 922 00:59:05,208 --> 00:59:07,073 tell you don't buy this house, but you refuse my suggestion 923 00:59:07,083 --> 00:59:08,414 quick, help 924 00:59:12,833 --> 00:59:13,993 that's it, don't fight 925 00:59:16,250 --> 00:59:18,707 the one who build this building is so terrible 926 00:59:18,708 --> 00:59:20,448 cheating in the building materials, he won't die so comfortable 927 00:59:20,458 --> 00:59:21,573 wife, don't say like this 928 00:59:21,583 --> 00:59:22,789 what shall I say then? 929 00:59:24,083 --> 00:59:26,620 Actually this house had a pretty good design 930 00:59:26,625 --> 00:59:27,910 look, the wall is very concrete 931 00:59:31,333 --> 00:59:32,573 my leg can pull out 932 00:59:55,333 --> 00:59:56,243 What? 933 00:59:56,250 --> 00:59:57,035 I am fine 934 00:59:57,042 --> 00:59:58,623 tien chian, you are too much 935 00:59:59,500 --> 01:00:01,707 don't worry, not the girl's business, let man handle it 936 01:00:01,708 --> 01:00:04,120 go away 937 01:00:36,667 --> 01:00:38,532 I can't help you, he use this act 938 01:00:38,542 --> 01:00:41,500 go away, I am really angry 939 01:00:45,667 --> 01:00:49,660 tien chian is angry, very powerful 940 01:00:55,250 --> 01:00:56,615 Luckily there are some fire left 941 01:00:57,833 --> 01:00:58,948 let me help you 942 01:00:59,667 --> 01:01:01,373 slower, slow 943 01:01:03,375 --> 01:01:05,866 don't get mad, get dress first 944 01:01:18,292 --> 01:01:19,327 You take a rest first 945 01:01:19,333 --> 01:01:20,413 I know 946 01:01:21,042 --> 01:01:22,703 you are so mean, press on their laugh point 947 01:01:22,708 --> 01:01:24,348 within one hour, they will laugh to death 948 01:01:25,083 --> 01:01:29,031 for those against we hardly can survive 949 01:01:33,167 --> 01:01:37,160 I mean they should be punished with fairness 950 01:01:37,167 --> 01:01:38,282 nonsense 951 01:01:39,958 --> 01:01:42,745 Princess yun lo, I am really love you 952 01:01:42,750 --> 01:01:45,412 even you ask me to wait for another seven hundred years, I'll 953 01:01:45,417 --> 01:01:46,748 I don't want you 954 01:01:46,750 --> 01:01:49,207 ah chi, get some equipments to help 955 01:01:51,542 --> 01:01:55,785 ah chi 956 01:01:56,458 --> 01:01:58,790 all the way Buddha 957 01:02:00,875 --> 01:02:03,582 I didn't start rolling, you are fighting a mess 958 01:02:04,625 --> 01:02:06,035 lung chin fei 959 01:02:12,500 --> 01:02:14,707 Master lung, ah chi is right there 960 01:02:15,375 --> 01:02:18,447 I am not master lung, I am master ko 961 01:02:19,083 --> 01:02:21,199 so heavy, the brushes will do 962 01:02:22,708 --> 01:02:27,327 don't try to use your teacher's name to trick me 963 01:02:27,583 --> 01:02:29,744 I know you are lung chin fei 964 01:02:30,042 --> 01:02:32,283 I've told you I am not lung 965 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:34,536 why are you two can't stop laughing? 966 01:02:34,542 --> 01:02:37,955 Go get some thing and help me beat up this taxi driver 967 01:02:41,083 --> 01:02:43,199 even master lung needs a weapon 968 01:02:43,583 --> 01:02:46,370 who is the enemy, so powerful 969 01:02:46,958 --> 01:02:49,040 they have so many people, I am only one person 970 01:02:49,042 --> 01:02:50,282 he is finished 971 01:02:50,417 --> 01:02:53,033 he said he is the king of martial arts tien chian foot 972 01:02:53,542 --> 01:02:54,873 what are you talking about? 973 01:02:54,917 --> 01:02:57,989 Listen to me, he is out from the psychiatry center 974 01:02:58,458 --> 01:03:00,824 he treated you as lung chin fei 975 01:03:01,125 --> 01:03:02,331 he is really crazy 976 01:03:02,333 --> 01:03:04,699 he is very crazy try to hurt others 977 01:03:04,708 --> 01:03:06,268 you should stand behind me all the time 978 01:03:07,083 --> 01:03:09,699 fine, you got taste 979 01:03:09,708 --> 01:03:13,030 actually I was out of the society for so many years 980 01:03:13,042 --> 01:03:15,283 since you recognized me 981 01:03:15,750 --> 01:03:17,957 plus I had a quarrel with taxi driver downstairs 982 01:03:17,958 --> 01:03:19,914 but I don't want to expose our identity 983 01:03:19,917 --> 01:03:22,749 so I need you help to ask them away 984 01:03:22,750 --> 01:03:23,455 right 985 01:03:23,458 --> 01:03:26,871 since master lung ask, I'll try my best to help 986 01:03:27,208 --> 01:03:30,200 my tien chian kung fu is almost done 987 01:03:30,667 --> 01:03:34,660 master lung, don't worry, I am not afraid of anyone 988 01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:39,662 who is the guy, dare to offense master lung? 989 01:03:59,667 --> 01:04:00,827 Let's go 990 01:04:31,875 --> 01:04:33,115 Knock down the monster 991 01:05:03,833 --> 01:05:05,949 Tien chian foot 992 01:05:15,375 --> 01:05:16,785 So powerful... 993 01:05:16,792 --> 01:05:18,123 Not yet finished 994 01:05:20,958 --> 01:05:22,869 all the Buddha... 995 01:05:30,292 --> 01:05:32,578 Master lung, very powerful 996 01:05:32,708 --> 01:05:35,450 of course, you can use the tien chian foot 997 01:05:35,458 --> 01:05:38,530 I only said those three words, they were all scare away 998 01:05:42,083 --> 01:05:45,621 me and ah chi will fight against tien chian, you can protect Princess 999 01:05:51,833 --> 01:05:53,664 My daughter-in-law is very strong 1000 01:05:58,625 --> 01:06:01,697 tien chian, we can't show in front of these people 1001 01:06:01,708 --> 01:06:03,664 our powerful martial arts 1002 01:06:04,917 --> 01:06:09,240 good, where do you think is appropriate? 1003 01:06:09,583 --> 01:06:14,122 Let's talk upstairs 1004 01:06:14,500 --> 01:06:15,500 sure 1005 01:06:17,792 --> 01:06:20,955 master lung, I'll get back my Princess yun lo 1006 01:06:21,667 --> 01:06:23,999 tien chian, you are of date 1007 01:06:24,167 --> 01:06:27,614 do you know I didn't go to that many places in Hong Kong 1008 01:06:27,625 --> 01:06:28,865 and prefer staying in Hong Kong 1009 01:06:30,292 --> 01:06:33,455 because this place had so many pretty girls 1010 01:06:33,458 --> 01:06:37,030 like yun lo's face are so many 1011 01:06:37,042 --> 01:06:39,078 if you don't believe, look around 1012 01:06:49,042 --> 01:06:52,409 You two get all the pretty girls for me 1013 01:06:53,667 --> 01:06:56,079 for this decade, we don't need guns for the girls 1014 01:06:56,083 --> 01:06:58,449 they will come if you have money 1015 01:06:58,458 --> 01:07:00,414 you better spend more time on earning the money 1016 01:07:00,417 --> 01:07:02,783 good idea 1017 01:07:03,708 --> 01:07:06,040 he finally getting smart 1018 01:07:08,042 --> 01:07:12,741 tomorrow you two follows me, go to Rob some gold from the shop 1019 01:07:13,708 --> 01:07:15,073 no, no way 1020 01:07:19,292 --> 01:07:21,499 I'll kill you if you don't go 1021 01:07:23,250 --> 01:07:24,239 I won't set you free 1022 01:07:24,250 --> 01:07:25,330 you are right... 1023 01:07:26,083 --> 01:07:30,782 Right, I had one thing want to let you eat 1024 01:07:34,625 --> 01:07:36,206 what is this? 1025 01:07:36,250 --> 01:07:37,285 Eat it 1026 01:07:38,125 --> 01:07:39,490 you are the insect specialized 1027 01:07:39,500 --> 01:07:40,535 nonsense, 1028 01:07:43,042 --> 01:07:44,077 swallow it 1029 01:07:45,417 --> 01:07:46,406 what is it? 1030 01:07:46,417 --> 01:07:51,662 This is tien chian insect, if you want to run away 1031 01:07:51,667 --> 01:07:53,123 as long as I knock this drum... 1032 01:07:53,625 --> 01:07:55,581 No, no, don't knock 1033 01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:58,742 your stomach will break right the way 1034 01:07:58,958 --> 01:07:59,993 you are so tough 1035 01:08:00,958 --> 01:08:03,620 what's wrong, I forget to bring along other insects 1036 01:08:03,792 --> 01:08:06,704 great, god finally look at us 1037 01:08:09,125 --> 01:08:13,494 you are in good luck, I had a huge one 1038 01:08:24,292 --> 01:08:26,032 Father, help 1039 01:08:30,375 --> 01:08:33,617 nowadays, the young people are too much 1040 01:08:33,917 --> 01:08:39,662 afraid of death, and call me father 1041 01:08:51,083 --> 01:08:52,243 Eat it 1042 01:08:55,500 --> 01:08:59,038 master lung, are we going to the money bank tomorrow together? 1043 01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:05,539 No, from tomorrow on, I'll stay inside the room for ten years 1044 01:09:06,250 --> 01:09:08,992 to practice the ru lai shen chiuan number ten 1045 01:09:09,625 --> 01:09:14,745 during this ten years, you can take over my place 1046 01:09:21,083 --> 01:09:23,825 Master lung, do you really mean it? 1047 01:09:24,333 --> 01:09:27,996 Of course, I said what mean, 1048 01:09:28,250 --> 01:09:29,410 see you later 1049 01:09:36,292 --> 01:09:39,864 I don't want to be the master 1050 01:09:42,542 --> 01:09:43,907 I can't walk anymore 1051 01:09:45,542 --> 01:09:46,998 do you have to tight this one up? 1052 01:09:47,375 --> 01:09:48,956 Of course, we are in rubbery now 1053 01:09:48,958 --> 01:09:50,744 we can't let other recognize us 1054 01:09:54,833 --> 01:09:55,833 do we arrive yet? 1055 01:09:55,917 --> 01:09:57,077 That's it, 1056 01:09:58,333 --> 01:09:59,448 this is the biggest one 1057 01:09:59,458 --> 01:10:00,823 right, this is the one 1058 01:10:00,833 --> 01:10:04,030 good, you two go to Rob thirty thousand ounce gold back here 1059 01:10:04,042 --> 01:10:05,202 thirty thousand ounces 1060 01:10:05,417 --> 01:10:07,783 I'll kill you if you don't go 1061 01:10:10,417 --> 01:10:12,408 - what shall we do? - Let's fool him 1062 01:10:17,667 --> 01:10:20,704 Actually we don't have to Rob them, we have the insiders there 1063 01:10:20,708 --> 01:10:21,743 yes, yes - insiders 1064 01:10:21,750 --> 01:10:22,750 look 1065 01:10:23,500 --> 01:10:25,616 - what is it? - This is the insiders' card, come 1066 01:10:26,958 --> 01:10:28,289 excuse me, excuse me 1067 01:10:28,750 --> 01:10:29,750 look 1068 01:10:41,875 --> 01:10:43,866 The kung fu is from shua lin, shua lin's kung fu is the most powerful 1069 01:10:43,875 --> 01:10:47,242 was hit so terrible, turn around and finished, give me the money 1070 01:10:49,417 --> 01:10:50,998 here is the money 1071 01:10:52,500 --> 01:10:54,616 kid, you are good 1072 01:10:54,625 --> 01:10:55,740 thank 1073 01:10:55,750 --> 01:10:58,583 you two let me try it 1074 01:11:01,375 --> 01:11:03,582 shua lin's kung fu is the best 1075 01:11:03,583 --> 01:11:06,416 hits so terrible, turn around and finished 1076 01:11:06,625 --> 01:11:12,040 give me... 1077 01:11:13,750 --> 01:11:15,206 Won't you give me the money? 1078 01:11:15,458 --> 01:11:19,076 Good, I'll catch you, see who are you 1079 01:11:29,583 --> 01:11:30,789 Where is he? 1080 01:11:31,625 --> 01:11:34,367 He can runaway so fast, good kung fu 1081 01:11:53,500 --> 01:11:56,913 He is carrying that machine, can't run so fast 1082 01:12:08,375 --> 01:12:09,490 What's wrong 1083 01:12:10,750 --> 01:12:11,785 sir, what's up? 1084 01:12:17,250 --> 01:12:19,741 It must be that huge insect troubling me 1085 01:12:20,333 --> 01:12:22,198 what shall we do? 1086 01:12:22,208 --> 01:12:24,494 Go back for him, or we are dead 1087 01:12:24,583 --> 01:12:26,414 sir, shall we call the ambulance for you? 1088 01:12:26,417 --> 01:12:28,497 No, you don't have, we can go by ourselves, thank you 1089 01:12:31,958 --> 01:12:34,119 you are back, why do you try to escape? 1090 01:12:34,625 --> 01:12:36,206 What you had done is illegal 1091 01:12:36,208 --> 01:12:41,373 illegal, I don't care, I am the most powerful person, I am the best 1092 01:12:41,542 --> 01:12:43,382 Hong Kong governor is the most powerful person 1093 01:12:43,917 --> 01:12:45,202 what is Hong Kong governor? 1094 01:12:45,833 --> 01:12:47,448 He is like the governor of the province 1095 01:12:47,875 --> 01:12:50,082 good, you two bring me to see him 1096 01:12:50,083 --> 01:12:52,290 let me kill him, and I'll be the governor 1097 01:12:52,542 --> 01:12:53,281 what shall we do? 1098 01:12:53,292 --> 01:12:54,372 Let's see when we are there 1099 01:12:54,625 --> 01:12:55,660 go, 1100 01:12:57,250 --> 01:12:58,410 quick 1101 01:13:02,083 --> 01:13:03,323 fine, none of your business 1102 01:13:05,333 --> 01:13:08,245 wife, how's my performance on the stage that day? 1103 01:13:08,625 --> 01:13:12,789 You had a very good voice, I love it 1104 01:13:13,375 --> 01:13:14,375 go 1105 01:13:18,667 --> 01:13:19,702 Who is he? 1106 01:13:19,708 --> 01:13:21,118 He is the governor 1107 01:13:21,542 --> 01:13:22,748 I am the governor? 1108 01:13:22,917 --> 01:13:23,952 Yes, 1109 01:13:25,375 --> 01:13:27,661 look at his office dress 1110 01:13:30,083 --> 01:13:31,994 looks like the officer in the emperor 1111 01:13:33,583 --> 01:13:34,618 my godless 1112 01:13:37,833 --> 01:13:40,666 Mia clan, the seven clan blue face evil lady 1113 01:13:41,042 --> 01:13:42,748 yes, watch out her wave kung fu 1114 01:13:47,167 --> 01:13:50,534 brother, please be careful, take me to the car 1115 01:13:50,542 --> 01:13:53,375 no matter what happen, please don't kill me 1116 01:13:53,833 --> 01:13:56,495 if you join in my clan, I am your leader 1117 01:13:56,500 --> 01:14:01,039 if you against me, I'll have you be the thief forever 1118 01:14:02,375 --> 01:14:03,831 he said if you against him 1119 01:14:03,833 --> 01:14:06,119 your son will be a mob, your daughter will be a hooker 1120 01:14:06,125 --> 01:14:07,965 good for you, both jobs can earn money for you 1121 01:14:17,917 --> 01:14:21,739 Carol b, wave create a new idea 1122 01:14:26,708 --> 01:14:30,371 can't conquer that feeling 1123 01:15:00,167 --> 01:15:02,374 Fantastic... 1124 01:15:02,375 --> 01:15:04,036 He thinks he is the real governor now, 1125 01:15:04,042 --> 01:15:05,157 what shall we do? 1126 01:15:05,333 --> 01:15:07,415 Call the police, fantastic... 1127 01:15:07,417 --> 01:15:08,497 - Me? - Of course 1128 01:15:09,667 --> 01:15:10,873 what are you doing? 1129 01:15:11,625 --> 01:15:12,740 Made a call 1130 01:15:12,792 --> 01:15:14,157 what call? 1131 01:15:14,792 --> 01:15:17,283 Talk with master talk with master lung 1132 01:15:17,292 --> 01:15:20,534 talk, master lung is inside his own room without seeing anyone 1133 01:15:20,958 --> 01:15:23,791 I try to talk with him in case he gets bore 1134 01:15:30,333 --> 01:15:34,030 Master lung, we will wait for you at the mountain road, number 18 1135 01:15:34,375 --> 01:15:36,286 did you hear, we will wait for you 1136 01:15:37,417 --> 01:15:40,409 I don't want to get involve, you figure out yourself 1137 01:15:42,542 --> 01:15:45,454 if you miss tien chian, I'll bring him along 1138 01:15:46,458 --> 01:15:48,073 please don't bring him along 1139 01:15:50,292 --> 01:15:51,702 don't come 1140 01:15:52,708 --> 01:15:56,200 otherwise I won't give you money when you hand to me 1141 01:15:56,208 --> 01:15:57,664 I won't talk with you 1142 01:16:00,125 --> 01:16:02,537 remember, don't block your future 1143 01:16:03,708 --> 01:16:05,414 the most is I call the police for you 1144 01:16:06,625 --> 01:16:07,831 then I wait for you, 1145 01:16:08,458 --> 01:16:09,538 bye 1146 01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:11,115 master lung is coming 1147 01:16:11,125 --> 01:16:13,286 good, let's happy together 1148 01:16:13,542 --> 01:16:14,873 ha pi? 1149 01:16:17,083 --> 01:16:19,995 Call the station, we have arrived the mountain road, number 18 1150 01:16:21,333 --> 01:16:25,906 the people inside listen, you had been surrounded 1151 01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:28,707 you don't have a chance to escape 1152 01:16:29,125 --> 01:16:31,161 drop down your weapon 1153 01:16:31,208 --> 01:16:34,450 release the randsone and hands up 1154 01:16:35,708 --> 01:16:37,664 great, great, 1155 01:16:39,583 --> 01:16:41,369 we are here 1156 01:16:46,250 --> 01:16:48,787 there is an insect inside our stomach 1157 01:16:49,250 --> 01:16:51,912 you don't want to go, don't bring us along 1158 01:16:53,167 --> 01:16:55,783 don't knock the drum, we won't go 1159 01:16:55,917 --> 01:16:57,828 this is the last warning 1160 01:16:58,083 --> 01:17:01,405 if you don't come out within five seconds 1161 01:17:01,417 --> 01:17:02,998 we will use the force 1162 01:17:12,917 --> 01:17:13,952 Go 1163 01:17:44,583 --> 01:17:49,286 Dragon a called dragon b, please answer 1164 01:17:49,750 --> 01:17:54,369 dragon a called dragon b, please answer 1165 01:17:55,250 --> 01:17:58,083 Carol b, wave create the new idea 1166 01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:00,410 now continue the coverage 1167 01:18:00,417 --> 01:18:03,784 according to the investigation, at least forty terrorists inside 1168 01:18:03,792 --> 01:18:06,249 they all carried the most advance weapons 1169 01:18:06,250 --> 01:18:10,038 the police is planning to ask the army for support 1170 01:18:27,083 --> 01:18:30,120 Miss, what are you doing? You can't go in, it's dangerous 1171 01:18:30,125 --> 01:18:32,116 inside there is very dangerous 1172 01:18:33,250 --> 01:18:36,130 tein chian is very dangerous, you can fight against him, get away from me 1173 01:18:36,250 --> 01:18:37,330 what is happening? 1174 01:18:37,333 --> 01:18:39,824 We don't have any bad influence, the guy inside is very powerful 1175 01:18:39,833 --> 01:18:42,495 he had a tien chian cover, bullet proof 1176 01:18:42,833 --> 01:18:45,449 miss, I think you had watched too many kung fu films 1177 01:18:45,458 --> 01:18:46,789 she means it 1178 01:18:48,125 --> 01:18:49,786 both of them came to help 1179 01:18:49,917 --> 01:18:51,032 who are you? 1180 01:18:51,583 --> 01:18:53,244 We came from the new China news 1181 01:18:53,250 --> 01:18:56,207 Mr. yin chin, he is the special power technique's leader 1182 01:18:56,208 --> 01:18:59,166 he is wondering the guy inside is one of his members 1183 01:18:59,333 --> 01:19:00,573 his member? 1184 01:19:01,125 --> 01:19:04,788 Might be, we had so many people being forced to stay inside 1185 01:19:04,792 --> 01:19:06,282 at least forty to fifty persons inside 1186 01:19:06,292 --> 01:19:08,408 well trained people stay in there 1187 01:19:08,417 --> 01:19:10,157 they don't listen to me 1188 01:19:10,167 --> 01:19:12,123 officer, tear gas is reading 1189 01:19:12,292 --> 01:19:13,577 shoot - yes 1190 01:19:14,458 --> 01:19:16,323 it is dangerous, you can't do that 1191 01:19:33,833 --> 01:19:35,073 Terrorists don't have hat huge power 1192 01:19:35,083 --> 01:19:36,664 to throw back the tear gas out 1193 01:19:36,667 --> 01:19:38,703 it's all your fault, my husband is inside there 1194 01:19:38,708 --> 01:19:39,697 I'll have you take the guilt if anything happened to him 1195 01:19:39,708 --> 01:19:42,120 sorry, ladies, how do you know that? 1196 01:19:42,125 --> 01:19:44,366 The real person inside that room? 1197 01:19:44,958 --> 01:19:47,415 None of your business, let's rescue them first 1198 01:19:48,167 --> 01:19:49,953 I had a magic light flying power to get in 1199 01:19:49,958 --> 01:19:51,118 tien chian can't notice me 1200 01:19:51,125 --> 01:19:53,325 let me go in first, then I'll figure out a way to get in 1201 01:19:55,375 --> 01:19:57,582 my godless, magic flying 1202 01:20:12,167 --> 01:20:14,658 Those flying tiger members all swallowed the tien chian 1203 01:20:14,667 --> 01:20:16,507 if he knocks the drum, we all had to fell down 1204 01:20:17,292 --> 01:20:18,657 he is watching television now 1205 01:20:19,208 --> 01:20:22,041 right, he is a television maniac 1206 01:20:22,042 --> 01:20:24,323 he had watched over so many hours, I hope he will pass out 1207 01:20:29,500 --> 01:20:31,707 Who is this girl, looks so ugly 1208 01:20:35,167 --> 01:20:36,907 he saw me, I had to leave 1209 01:20:37,125 --> 01:20:38,661 want to leave 1210 01:20:47,458 --> 01:20:48,914 Go, go 1211 01:20:53,750 --> 01:20:55,430 he is watching the television all the time 1212 01:20:56,125 --> 01:20:57,911 anyone appeared on the television, he will watch 1213 01:20:57,917 --> 01:20:59,157 and won't leave out the sight 1214 01:20:59,917 --> 01:21:01,477 - chow yuen fa - Liu shiou ching, li chi 1215 01:21:01,792 --> 01:21:03,783 no, it must be chow yuen fa 1216 01:21:03,792 --> 01:21:07,535 it's me, if I appeared on the television, he will watch 1217 01:21:17,208 --> 01:21:18,288 Yun lo, 1218 01:21:20,625 --> 01:21:21,625 tien chian, 1219 01:21:21,667 --> 01:21:23,498 - what do you want? - Listen to me 1220 01:21:24,167 --> 01:21:29,742 now look at my watch, I'll count 1, 2, 3 1221 01:21:30,208 --> 01:21:36,283 you will feel very sleepy, and go to sleep 1222 01:21:46,875 --> 01:21:48,160 Don't watch that long 1223 01:21:49,542 --> 01:21:51,032 I know, go away 1224 01:22:14,833 --> 01:22:16,824 Get up, go away now 1225 01:22:20,250 --> 01:22:21,410 no 1226 01:22:21,417 --> 01:22:23,032 We still have the tien chian inside the stomach 1227 01:22:23,042 --> 01:22:25,579 - don't be afraid, go, quick... - Can't... 1228 01:22:27,083 --> 01:22:29,324 Someone is escaping 1229 01:22:29,333 --> 01:22:31,745 they all try to escape 1230 01:22:31,750 --> 01:22:35,163 cheap lady, dare try to psy me out 1231 01:22:40,250 --> 01:22:41,080 Go, quick 1232 01:22:41,083 --> 01:22:43,074 don't be scare, you won't get hurt anymore 1233 01:22:43,542 --> 01:22:45,999 his drum is in my hand, break it already 1234 01:22:49,500 --> 01:22:50,990 go, quick, go 1235 01:22:52,375 --> 01:22:53,615 don't close the door, I am here 1236 01:22:57,375 --> 01:22:58,455 you dare against me 1237 01:22:58,458 --> 01:22:59,458 I don't 1238 01:22:59,667 --> 01:23:00,702 don't run away 1239 01:23:03,417 --> 01:23:05,032 tien chian foot 1240 01:23:08,042 --> 01:23:09,532 open fire 1241 01:23:17,958 --> 01:23:20,415 Master yuen, please figure some way to help him 1242 01:23:22,708 --> 01:23:25,450 he was hurt so badly 1243 01:23:26,083 --> 01:23:28,540 the normal medical way can't save him 1244 01:23:28,542 --> 01:23:32,160 the only way is we used our special power inside our bod 1245 01:23:32,167 --> 01:23:34,328 there is a method call transfer 1246 01:23:34,792 --> 01:23:38,239 we can transfer his power to four of us 1247 01:23:38,500 --> 01:23:41,788 as our power, everyone share fourth of it 1248 01:23:41,792 --> 01:23:43,498 we can handle it 1249 01:23:44,417 --> 01:23:48,581 but during that period, we should back up together 1250 01:23:48,583 --> 01:23:53,077 no clothes between us 1251 01:23:53,875 --> 01:23:57,572 teacher yuen, I am the worst, of course I'll be at the last spot 1252 01:23:57,583 --> 01:23:59,949 if you can against him, then you don't need me 1253 01:25:02,917 --> 01:25:06,660 Teacher, please teach me all the technique 1254 01:25:06,667 --> 01:25:09,579 have all your money put into my pocket 1255 01:25:10,208 --> 01:25:14,577 me too, but I haven't study it yet 1256 01:25:19,917 --> 01:25:22,454 Chinese kung fu needs practice daily 1257 01:25:22,458 --> 01:25:26,952 strengthen your breathing, to receive the food energy 1258 01:25:26,958 --> 01:25:30,530 up the ten or even hundred times 1259 01:25:30,875 --> 01:25:34,163 if you can get out all of your energy, then you will be stronger than us 1260 01:25:34,625 --> 01:25:37,697 but, it only limited to your own power 1261 01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:40,491 but my power is different 1262 01:25:40,708 --> 01:25:41,868 what is the difference? 1263 01:25:41,958 --> 01:25:45,075 Human being is full of power 1264 01:25:45,292 --> 01:25:48,159 according to Einstein's theory 1265 01:25:48,167 --> 01:25:50,874 people die, he will leave some energy left 1266 01:25:51,083 --> 01:25:54,655 that's the place of grave where all the energy concentrate at 1267 01:25:54,958 --> 01:25:57,074 how about the dead pigs? 1268 01:25:57,083 --> 01:25:58,698 You ate it all already 1269 01:25:58,708 --> 01:26:00,869 otherwise where is your energy to spread out your sweat 1270 01:26:00,958 --> 01:26:03,916 you ate the pork daily, I think you are dumber than the pig 1271 01:26:04,208 --> 01:26:05,789 you always stare at me 1272 01:26:05,792 --> 01:26:06,907 of course 1273 01:26:07,417 --> 01:26:10,989 our special technique doesn't need food digestion any 1274 01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:15,039 through a special method by using the brain to transfer the power 1275 01:26:15,042 --> 01:26:18,239 use the outside power to strengthen our power 1276 01:26:45,333 --> 01:26:47,324 Can we absorb all types of energy? 1277 01:26:47,542 --> 01:26:50,864 Not really, some of it we can't absorb it 1278 01:26:50,875 --> 01:26:53,867 usually they will called them the ghost 1279 01:26:54,583 --> 01:26:55,789 don't bull shit 1280 01:26:55,792 --> 01:26:57,578 I will call one to show you 1281 01:26:58,667 --> 01:27:00,703 you don't believe, wait and see 1282 01:27:18,583 --> 01:27:20,244 Don't be too much as a ghost 1283 01:27:26,458 --> 01:27:28,540 I'll cut your body into several pieces too 1284 01:27:35,875 --> 01:27:37,160 That's it 1285 01:27:55,208 --> 01:27:56,744 See what else can you play 1286 01:28:08,917 --> 01:28:14,832 Don't bite, don't 1287 01:28:14,833 --> 01:28:15,868 that's it 1288 01:28:17,250 --> 01:28:18,911 what? Are you alright? 1289 01:28:23,333 --> 01:28:27,531 Ah fei, you are the only person to fight against tien chian 1290 01:28:27,542 --> 01:28:31,239 used the ru lai shen chiuan number nine 1291 01:28:31,375 --> 01:28:32,706 but at that time 1292 01:28:32,708 --> 01:28:36,997 the fine god transfer sixty years power to lung chin fei 1293 01:28:37,542 --> 01:28:42,707 plus he ate the hundred thousand years old turtle 1294 01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:45,720 adds another hundred years, with the total of hundred and sixty years 1295 01:28:46,083 --> 01:28:48,870 you have only ate half of the da Dan pill 1296 01:28:48,875 --> 01:28:51,742 you have got another twenty years power only 1297 01:28:51,750 --> 01:28:54,708 deduct others, may be only more than ten years power only 1298 01:28:54,750 --> 01:28:57,537 it is luck if you can learn the first eight acts 1299 01:28:57,542 --> 01:29:00,864 the only method is absorb the outside energy 1300 01:29:01,583 --> 01:29:04,575 what is the secret to absorb those energy? 1301 01:29:05,542 --> 01:29:07,157 I'll teach you a magic line 1302 01:29:11,583 --> 01:29:15,747 plus the ru lai shen chiuan you had, I think that's enough 1303 01:29:15,958 --> 01:29:18,165 I want to learn it too 1304 01:29:18,167 --> 01:29:20,533 you can't, your body is not good enough 1305 01:29:20,542 --> 01:29:23,124 you ate too much pork, be aware the pig ghost will chase you 1306 01:29:23,833 --> 01:29:26,540 right, teacher yuen, what you mean is 1307 01:29:26,542 --> 01:29:27,952 after learning the magic line 1308 01:29:27,958 --> 01:29:31,246 then I can get out the most power of this kung fu 1309 01:29:31,542 --> 01:29:34,500 theoretical, there is no problem 1310 01:29:35,000 --> 01:29:37,867 but facing to the reality, then... 1311 01:29:37,875 --> 01:29:39,115 What? 1312 01:29:39,417 --> 01:29:41,123 It need the god's blessing 1313 01:29:41,125 --> 01:29:43,207 what I had done for the whole night, I still needs the luck 1314 01:29:43,208 --> 01:29:44,573 you shut up 1315 01:29:55,125 --> 01:29:56,615 Master wants to eat hamburger 1316 01:29:56,625 --> 01:30:00,823 needs that much hamburger in order to beat out tien chian 1317 01:30:04,083 --> 01:30:07,905 tien chian, I had eaten many hamburgers already 1318 01:30:07,917 --> 01:30:09,873 tonight, at two midnight 1319 01:30:09,875 --> 01:30:10,580 midnight at two 1320 01:30:10,583 --> 01:30:11,618 at the top of the mountain 1321 01:30:11,625 --> 01:30:12,831 top of the mountain 1322 01:30:12,833 --> 01:30:15,199 the satellite station 1323 01:30:15,208 --> 01:30:17,574 let's fight until death 1324 01:30:42,083 --> 01:30:43,948 Times up, tien chian must come here soon 1325 01:30:43,958 --> 01:30:45,243 you all be careful 1326 01:30:48,708 --> 01:30:49,572 hsiu mun 1327 01:30:49,583 --> 01:30:50,789 what? 1328 01:30:52,417 --> 01:30:54,624 I had alive want to tell you for a while 1329 01:30:55,375 --> 01:30:56,911 I never had a chance to tell you 1330 01:30:58,792 --> 01:31:02,455 what do you want to say, just say it, no one will laugh at you 1331 01:31:04,583 --> 01:31:09,122 I am afraid I don't have chance after tonight 1332 01:31:11,167 --> 01:31:12,998 then say it 1333 01:31:14,000 --> 01:31:15,331 I want to sneak out 1334 01:31:16,000 --> 01:31:17,035 no way 1335 01:31:17,250 --> 01:31:20,413 ah fei, do you remember teacher yuen's magic lice 1336 01:31:20,833 --> 01:31:22,619 I just absorb some of the energy 1337 01:31:22,792 --> 01:31:24,202 I feel more energetic now 1338 01:31:24,792 --> 01:31:26,123 I want to absorb some too 1339 01:31:26,125 --> 01:31:28,286 watch out the ghost will come on your body 1340 01:31:29,208 --> 01:31:30,323 tien chian is coming 1341 01:31:31,583 --> 01:31:32,583 don't be afraid 1342 01:31:32,667 --> 01:31:35,534 remember, no matter whatever happened, don't come out 1343 01:31:36,292 --> 01:31:37,702 I like it 1344 01:31:52,250 --> 01:31:54,707 After I beat tien chian, I'll marry you 1345 01:31:55,583 --> 01:31:56,823 you don't care I am older than you 1346 01:31:56,833 --> 01:31:58,414 older than me, how old are you? 1347 01:31:59,125 --> 01:32:00,685 Seven hundred and sixty eight years old 1348 01:32:02,375 --> 01:32:04,661 well let's talk it after I finish the fight 1349 01:32:13,208 --> 01:32:14,414 Tien chian foot 1350 01:32:40,750 --> 01:32:43,617 What is the big deal, just a fight 1351 01:32:44,500 --> 01:32:45,700 the Buddha's power is all over 1352 01:33:28,042 --> 01:33:29,452 What is it? 1353 01:33:36,375 --> 01:33:39,287 All the Buddha... 1354 01:33:41,792 --> 01:33:44,329 I thought what you had learned 1355 01:33:44,333 --> 01:33:46,790 won't you ashamed of yourself 1356 01:33:48,375 --> 01:33:50,616 all the Buddha... 1357 01:34:02,708 --> 01:34:03,914 What is it? 1358 01:34:27,167 --> 01:34:29,249 Are you alright? Don't against your well 1359 01:34:55,417 --> 01:34:57,248 Let me kill you 1360 01:35:00,625 --> 01:35:01,660 go to hell 1361 01:35:19,625 --> 01:35:20,705 Jump 1362 01:36:00,500 --> 01:36:03,037 All the Buddha's power get together 1363 01:36:27,083 --> 01:36:29,324 Get out of the tien chian power 1364 01:36:34,833 --> 01:36:37,290 All the Buddha's power get together 1365 01:36:54,792 --> 01:36:56,032 Be careful, careful 1366 01:36:56,500 --> 01:36:58,741 come, please help him into the car 1367 01:36:58,792 --> 01:37:00,157 thanks - officer, 1368 01:37:00,500 --> 01:37:03,037 I want speak with my friends 1369 01:37:03,583 --> 01:37:04,493 sure, but keep it short 1370 01:37:04,500 --> 01:37:05,740 thank you 1371 01:37:06,667 --> 01:37:07,667 for you 1372 01:37:12,917 --> 01:37:13,997 Thanks 1373 01:37:14,417 --> 01:37:16,248 brother tien chian, we are here to say goodbye 1374 01:37:16,250 --> 01:37:19,162 this is the Carol b, and the hamburger for you to eat 1375 01:37:19,167 --> 01:37:20,327 take care yourself 1376 01:37:20,333 --> 01:37:24,747 there is no limitation of saying goodbye, we had to separate 1377 01:37:24,958 --> 01:37:26,918 but if I had the chance, I'll come back to see you 1378 01:37:27,958 --> 01:37:28,958 don't come back to me 91274