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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:17,290 --> 00:01:29,290 Fixed & Synced by bozxphd. Enjoy The Flick. 2 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:32,251 MAN: Get out of the hole. Get out of the hole now. 3 00:01:39,467 --> 00:01:41,233 On the ground. 4 00:01:41,235 --> 00:01:42,868 All the way on the ground. 5 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:19,771 Where the hell did she go? 6 00:05:24,024 --> 00:05:26,558 Someone's gonna die tonight. 7 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,327 Someone's gonna die tonight. 8 00:05:28,329 --> 00:05:29,661 Someone's gonna die tonight. 9 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,363 Someone's gonna die tonight. 10 00:05:31,365 --> 00:05:32,764 Someone's gonna die tonight. 11 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,399 Someone's gonna die tonight. 12 00:05:34,401 --> 00:05:36,401 REPORTER: Halloween's taken a dramatic turn 13 00:05:36,403 --> 00:05:38,670 since the Jaycees haunted houses of old. 14 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:41,506 Every year, haunt owners attempt to go bigger and badder, 15 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:44,743 in their words, more extreme. 16 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:46,478 Well, enough is enough. 17 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,013 As you remember, last Halloween, 18 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:50,716 more than 24 million people watched the live feed 19 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:54,886 of a young woman struggling for air inside a buried coffin. 20 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:56,755 Thankfully, the police intervened, 21 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:59,424 and the distraught victim was left on the side of the road. 22 00:05:59,426 --> 00:06:02,361 To this day, the case is still a mystery if it was, in fact, 23 00:06:02,363 --> 00:06:05,630 a holiday stunt or attempted murder. 24 00:06:05,632 --> 00:06:08,700 A roaming underground haunt known as the blue skeleton 25 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:11,002 posted the video despite long-standing rumors 26 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:13,472 their group was just an urban legend. 27 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:16,541 We thought that haunting night was the end of this story, 28 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:17,976 but these five thrill-seekers 29 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:20,479 went back into the heart of darkness. 30 00:06:20,481 --> 00:06:22,514 What happened just this past hallows' Eve 31 00:06:22,516 --> 00:06:24,850 was far more violent and far more tragic 32 00:06:24,852 --> 00:06:26,618 than anyone could have imagined. 33 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:29,054 A haunted-house road trip for these childhood friends 34 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:31,556 came to a bloody conclusion that will, 35 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:34,926 without a doubt, change the scare industry forever. 36 00:06:38,799 --> 00:06:41,166 BOBBY: We have a shot if you don't screw it up. 37 00:06:41,168 --> 00:06:44,936 You don't say... Do not touch the word "extreme." 38 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:46,738 No extreme haunts, 39 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,407 - no buried alive. - Okay. 40 00:06:48,409 --> 00:06:49,775 - Don't even... - Obviously. 41 00:06:49,777 --> 00:06:51,743 Utter the word "blue." 42 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:53,478 I just think the word "haunted house" 43 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:57,082 is going to make her not really want to talk to us. 44 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:59,985 Or maybe you with the camera, also. 45 00:06:59,987 --> 00:07:02,020 BOBBY: Say, "happy Halloween." Knock on the door. 46 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:04,623 Surprise! 47 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:11,463 No. 48 00:07:11,465 --> 00:07:13,932 ZACK: Happy Halloween? 49 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,534 Whatever it is, no. 50 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:17,169 BOBBY: We're back! 51 00:07:17,171 --> 00:07:21,072 We got a little idea. The game has changed. 52 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:24,509 We just want to talk to you for just like five minutes. 53 00:07:24,511 --> 00:07:26,645 Come join the gang again. 54 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:30,115 Yes? 55 00:07:33,486 --> 00:07:34,753 BRANDY: So, I mean, I don't understand. 56 00:07:34,755 --> 00:07:36,588 Did they just, like, have you come out 57 00:07:36,590 --> 00:07:37,923 and speak about haunted houses? 58 00:07:37,925 --> 00:07:39,825 To go to their haunts, 59 00:07:39,827 --> 00:07:42,093 and then we do marketing things for them, and it's a big deal. 60 00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:45,597 They get to promote that coffin girl is at their haunted house. 61 00:07:45,599 --> 00:07:46,798 BOBBY: Though they're not going to recognize you 62 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,500 with that blond hair. 63 00:07:48,502 --> 00:07:49,968 That's not what the people paid for. 64 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,770 Yeah. Well 65 00:07:51,772 --> 00:07:54,172 I didn't want to be associated with that anymore, so... 66 00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:58,143 BOBBY: You have 24 million hits on YouTube. 67 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,912 - Yay. - Your dad's not proud? 68 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:03,582 Look, it's just not worth it. 69 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:05,217 BOBBY: Look, all they want to do is we go out there. 70 00:08:05,219 --> 00:08:06,985 We rate it. We go on social media. 71 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:09,154 We say, "oh, thumbs-up. This was a great haunt." 72 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:11,122 That's all we have to do. We roll through it. 73 00:08:11,124 --> 00:08:12,724 There's nothing extreme. 74 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:14,125 They'll just be different kind of haunts 75 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:15,794 than we've ever done before. 76 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:17,696 BRANDY: I just don't know why I have to go. 77 00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:19,764 Like, you guys can go. You can do it. 78 00:08:19,766 --> 00:08:21,132 - Nobody cares... - I'm not stopping you guys. 79 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:22,934 Bobby: Nobody cares about four guys. 80 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:24,936 Like, they... they saw you. They saw you in the coffin. 81 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:27,606 You're coffin girl, whatever the fuck that means now. 82 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:29,074 That's who they want at their haunt. 83 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:31,209 I mean, I love you guys, but I can't. I can't do it. 84 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:32,911 BOBBY: Mikey's going. Jeff's going. 85 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:34,913 - They already said they're in. - Great! They can all go! 86 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:36,648 They want... They want all of us. 87 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:39,017 That doesn't mean that I want to go or I have to go. 88 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:41,086 You don't have to go, but you should want to go. 89 00:08:41,088 --> 00:08:42,587 It's... it's fun. 90 00:08:42,589 --> 00:08:44,589 It's doing it the right way this time. 91 00:08:44,591 --> 00:08:45,857 We're getting paid. 92 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:49,160 We're the haunted-house aficionados now, 93 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:51,963 and you're the celebrity draw, coffin girl. 94 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:53,665 Okay, money or no money, 95 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:56,167 it's not gonna change what happened the last time. 96 00:08:56,169 --> 00:08:58,136 BOBBY: These are just different kinds of haunts. 97 00:08:58,138 --> 00:08:59,971 It's not any of the extreme shit, none of that. 98 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:01,172 - That's what you say. - They're not even... 99 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:03,174 I ended up in the ground last time, guys. 100 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:04,910 I'm not doing it. 101 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:06,645 BOBBY: We had no idea that was gonna happen. 102 00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:08,113 You know that. 103 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:09,881 Okay, well, you have no idea what's gonna happen 104 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,584 this time, either, so I'm not gonna do it. 105 00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:14,786 Bobby: We have to have you. 106 00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:16,254 I'm not doing it. 107 00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:18,723 Zack: Whatever. 108 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:25,330 BOBBY: Mikey. 109 00:09:25,332 --> 00:09:27,699 - Mike. - What up? 110 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:29,334 BOBBY: Dude, we got to rethink these first couple haunts 111 00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:30,936 without Brandy here. 112 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:32,170 Um... 113 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:34,673 World's most shocking attraction? 114 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:36,875 - What do you want to see? - Titties. 115 00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:38,610 Adult content. 116 00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:40,712 ZACK: Well, I'm gonna do you one better 117 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:43,615 because you got laser titties. 118 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,766 MIKEY: All right, so, how do we get paid? 119 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:04,869 BOBBY: Show up, post pictures on social media just like I said. 120 00:10:04,871 --> 00:10:07,005 It's easy money. 121 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:19,050 MIKEY: Zack, what's the name of this one? 122 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:21,786 ZACK: Scream town, eight different attractions. 123 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:28,660 That's kind of funny. Did you see that sign? 124 00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:31,396 Parking... 20 bucks, and then in blood, it's written, "free." 125 00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:32,697 MIKEY: Yeah. 126 00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:36,701 Welcome to scream town. 127 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:44,342 Help me. Please help me! 128 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:46,011 BOBBY: There's Zack not missing a photo op. 129 00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:47,345 MAN: You step back! 130 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,114 BOBBY: Tell him your phobia. 131 00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:51,082 Nah. See if they find it. 132 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:53,051 - What is it, boy? - Nah. 133 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:55,153 - Tell me. - Nope. 134 00:10:55,155 --> 00:10:56,388 Snakes. 135 00:10:56,390 --> 00:10:59,424 Go! Now! Get in there! Go in there! 136 00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:23,014 MAN: Hey, look. 137 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,849 She's been here. 138 00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:00,118 ZACK: We found some places that cross the line. 139 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,886 Is there anything like that out here? 140 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:03,321 We come to that line 141 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,256 and try to get there as closely as possible. 142 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:07,892 I mean, we want people to be terrified when they leave here. 143 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:10,862 When we hear people are sobbing, we like to hear that. 144 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,363 ZACK: Bobby, look at that sign. 145 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:15,767 That is the guy from the haunted house last night. 146 00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:17,469 - These people... - Now I don't trust him. 147 00:12:17,471 --> 00:12:19,471 ZACK: He's a magician. No wonder he's up to no good. 148 00:12:19,473 --> 00:12:21,740 MIKEY: Dual roles? What the fuck? 149 00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:24,042 BOBBY: That's amazing. 150 00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:26,177 MAN: Paranoia quest. 151 00:12:28,482 --> 00:12:32,016 So we have here a few different scenarios available for solving. 152 00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:35,286 We have our zombie apocalypse where you have to find a cure 153 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:38,356 from the zombies in order to save the rest of the world. 154 00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:40,291 ZACK: All right. Is there anything else we should know 155 00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:41,860 before we go into this thing? 156 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,928 Think about it this way. 157 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:46,431 It's designed not to be so much scary 158 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,199 as actually to make it 159 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:51,469 exciting and different experience for you. 160 00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:54,272 - Put your hand on the thing. - Put his handprint. 161 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,407 We need a number. Look, we need a code. 162 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:59,844 Yeah, maybe you need hand and code. 163 00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:01,379 All right. The back of this is magnet, 164 00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:04,415 so it's stuck to... It's stuck to metal somewhere. 165 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:07,418 Oh, got it! 166 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:08,853 Oh, it's the second half of that. 167 00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:10,288 Okay. Look, they're... they're... 168 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,856 We need the first half of this one 169 00:13:11,858 --> 00:13:13,958 and the second half of this one. Look. 170 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,160 Mike, what are you doing? 171 00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:17,061 Please. The battery is out. 172 00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:19,297 14 is on the periodic table. 173 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,900 One minute, then one minute, then three minutes, 174 00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:24,135 then two minutes, then two minutes. 175 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,404 I'm pretty sure it's not the Fibonacci sequence 176 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:28,039 - to get out of here. - Sweet. 177 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,874 This is the thing we had to get. 178 00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:32,143 This unlocks this, so now we need to use this. 179 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,578 We can use it if we plug this 180 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:35,280 into the battery thing that was out there. 181 00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:36,347 It's the only thing I see. 182 00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:43,888 Put the battery in! 183 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:46,057 Yes, I'm doing it. I'm doing it! 184 00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:52,497 Female voice: Authentification failed. 185 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,566 Bobby: Oh, they're gassing us. 186 00:13:54,568 --> 00:13:58,002 Female voice: Authentification failed. 187 00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,938 Bobby: Guess that means we lost. 188 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:02,607 Female voice: Authentification failed. 189 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,475 - Hey, guys! - Hey! Thank you. 190 00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,978 - That was a good time, man. - Hey, Zack. 191 00:14:06,980 --> 00:14:09,047 So how did you like our "escape the room" experience? 192 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:10,415 That was cool. That was different. 193 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,083 You promised us something original. 194 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:13,451 - Cool. - And we got it. 195 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,019 Well, listen, I have been around the world 196 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,589 and to some crazy places, and I can tell you 197 00:14:17,591 --> 00:14:19,624 if you're looking for something extreme, 198 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:22,393 something crazy, seek out hellbent. 199 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,495 Seek out hellbent? 200 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:26,998 Yeah, you're right. Seek out hellbent. 201 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,333 Hellbent. Seek out hellbent. 202 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:29,601 - All right. Will do. - All right, cool. 203 00:14:29,603 --> 00:14:31,236 - Appreciate it. - All right. Awesome. 204 00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:32,403 BOBBY: All right. It was nice meeting you, man. 205 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:33,538 - I appreciate it. - Absolutely. 206 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,440 Bobby: Thanks for having us. 207 00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:39,143 Hey, by the way, when a Russian tells you 208 00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:41,045 to seek out something, you don't do it. 209 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,480 When a Russian says he's been all around the world 210 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,148 - and seen some crazy shit... - Yeah. 211 00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:45,917 You don't go where he says. 212 00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:49,320 Just as I do at all the haunts, picked up my t-shirt. 213 00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:50,655 BOBBY: You can't get a t-shirt from here. 214 00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,957 You lost. We lost. We're fucking losers. 215 00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:54,592 I experienced it, though. 216 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:57,462 BOBBY: Not experience. You have to finish the haunt. 217 00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:59,063 You lost. Loser. 218 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,365 Brains. 219 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,666 BOBBY: Yeah. 220 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:04,435 - Not worthy of the shirt. - Nope. 221 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,304 BOBBY: So apparently they shut this place down, 222 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:08,006 like, in the 1800s. 223 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,407 For what? 224 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,975 Bobby: For putting, like, animal parts 225 00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:14,145 and pieces of kids in their soap. 226 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:17,115 Pretty fucked up if it's true. 227 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:20,018 Just makes for a better haunted house. 228 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:32,697 Say "uncle" loudly and clearly, uncle, 229 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:35,300 and someone will come and take you back upstairs 230 00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:37,268 where it is warm and safe. 231 00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:49,547 Oh, look at this! 232 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,549 Bring back memories, Mikey? 233 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:56,054 Been in one of these before. 234 00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:59,724 Aah! Aaaah! 235 00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:07,532 "Twin peaks" mode. 236 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:13,071 Nah, I'm good. 237 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,515 - Wait. He... he says that I'm to go, Bobby. 238 00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:25,984 - Go! 239 00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:25,076 What? 240 00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:27,045 All right. 241 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:29,213 Eat her. 242 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,681 He's coming. 243 00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:36,054 But your child is great for your mind. 244 00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,593 Get it out! 245 00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:47,398 What the fuck? 246 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,634 No. No. 247 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:51,502 Stop that! 248 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:14,092 ZACK: What do you smell? What do you smell? 249 00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:17,562 Let's go. Come on. 250 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:22,500 ZACK: If you guys can't handle that, you have no shot in Minneapolis. 251 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,671 What did you think of the soap factory? 252 00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,806 Dude, that's one of the best ones I've been into. 253 00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,741 It's a totally different feel. 254 00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,510 Well, I mean, literally feel because they can touch you. 255 00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:33,744 They're not, like, hurting you, 256 00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:35,213 but they're really, really creepy. 257 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,414 ZACK: Did they touch you in no-no places? 258 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,616 No. Well, my beard is a no-no place, 259 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,685 and a guy with, like, a doctor's leather glove 260 00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:42,487 was just slowly caressing my beard, 261 00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:44,555 and then he... then he made me dance with him. 262 00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:08,779 We went to an art-gallery haunted house, 263 00:19:08,781 --> 00:19:10,648 and you didn't come. 264 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,351 They put me in a box, Brandy. You wouldn't have liked that. 265 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,786 I don't know why you guys can't say something like, 266 00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:19,590 "hey, let's go to a tropical island," 267 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,459 or, "let's go to Europe." 268 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,661 Instead, you want to go to Minnesota. 269 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:24,695 I'm not doing it. 270 00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:30,835 BOBBY: There he is, the man, the myth, the legend. 271 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:33,538 So we've been here for two days. 272 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,206 You've missed three haunts 273 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:37,475 because you wanted to take a bus. 274 00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:38,743 Yeah, I'm a country boy! 275 00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,645 I've got to get my sights in, dude! 276 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,683 - You got some making up to do. - I'm gonna make up for it. 277 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,652 - I got a rap ready. - Oh, Jesus. 278 00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:49,854 So we're gonna learn about killer clowns this time around. 279 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,656 - It's gonna be awesome. - So we're gonna... 280 00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:53,491 - You're gonna rap for me? - No, I... 281 00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:55,293 BOBBY: We wrapped a gift for you. We have a present. 282 00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,661 Oh, you wrapped a gift. Okay. 283 00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:57,962 - You're gonna love it. - Play on words. 284 00:19:57,964 --> 00:19:59,564 - Yes. - You're serious? 285 00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:00,932 - You got me a gift? - I got you a gift. 286 00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,833 Thought you were just... Fucking around. 287 00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:04,735 - Right now for you. - All right. 288 00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:06,337 I mean, you did take the bus here. 289 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:07,905 You deserve some kind of consolation prize. 290 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:10,608 You're right. You're right. Thank you for that. 291 00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:17,715 Oh, wow! Halloween wrapping paper, huh? 292 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:18,883 Can I open it? 293 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:22,687 Zack: Nope. Just look at it. 294 00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,989 JEFF: All right. I'm gonna ravage this thing. 295 00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:27,558 Box cutter would have been nice. 296 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,795 BOBBY: You're complaining about your gift? 297 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,997 I know. Holy shit. 298 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:35,233 - Shut up. - Mm-hmm. 299 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,768 BOBBY: We're gonna take that through every haunt we go through. 300 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:40,605 Oh, my god. This is so... 301 00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:42,340 Dude, I've been practicing at home 302 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:44,008 with, like, a little mini one. 303 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,943 - No, this is the real deal. - This is really... 304 00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,411 No, thank you very much. This is awesome. 305 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,280 I can't believe you guys did this. 306 00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:50,915 BOBBY: All right. Charge it up and let's take it for a spin. 307 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,917 Got it. Thank you. 308 00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:03,828 Okay. I'll let you know. 309 00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:05,630 All right. Thanks. 310 00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:07,365 I knew that would happen. 311 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,300 They don't even want us to come if Brandy's not with us. 312 00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:11,535 BOBBY: God damn it. 313 00:21:11,537 --> 00:21:13,771 ZACK: They're paying double what the other places paid, 314 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,540 and he basically canceled. 315 00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:18,476 Bobby: So he said, "no girl..." 316 00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:20,278 He said, "don't even bother coming if we don't have Brandy." 317 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,712 BOBBY: What did I tell you? 318 00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,714 Nobody gives a shit about four guys coming in. 319 00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:27,451 You know why they even called us in the first place is about her. 320 00:21:29,388 --> 00:21:31,522 She has got to come. 321 00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:32,823 I-I'll talk to her again tonight. 322 00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:34,458 ZACK: It's a hayride. It's that easy. 323 00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:35,660 I will talk to her again. 324 00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:36,927 We've already expressed that she 325 00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:38,529 doesn't have to do extreme haunts, 326 00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:39,864 and these haunts, she doesn't to have to do it. 327 00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:42,500 It's just gonna be fun, easy shit. 328 00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:44,001 Mike's got to go back. 329 00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:46,337 He's got to go get the Gopros anyway tomorrow morning. 330 00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:48,873 He goes back. If we can convince her, even get her close, 331 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:51,075 he can go seal the deal and bring her back. 332 00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:52,810 Pays double, so... 333 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:53,978 - Great. - It'll be fine. 334 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,446 I've known her the longest. 335 00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:56,847 It's not gonna be that hard when I'm there. 336 00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:58,716 On the phone, it's tough, but, I mean, she'll come. 337 00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:00,084 - She knows that she has fun. - It's easy we get her here... 338 00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:01,485 We get her here for one haunt, 339 00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:02,953 you know she's not gonna go home. 340 00:22:02,955 --> 00:22:04,522 ZACK: Are other places just gonna do this? 341 00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:06,090 Yes, they do not want to see us. 342 00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:07,692 I told you that from the beginning. 343 00:22:07,694 --> 00:22:09,694 We get her here, we're good. 344 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:13,564 Hey, brand. 345 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:15,966 This is my last-ditch effort to get you out here. 346 00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:18,602 Zack's lined up all this stuff, and it's falling apart. 347 00:22:18,604 --> 00:22:21,405 He's just freaking out. 348 00:22:21,407 --> 00:22:22,973 He's bit off more than he can chew. 349 00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:26,077 And I know he needs the money. We just need your help. 350 00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:28,813 He lined up a doctor for you to set your mind at ease. 351 00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:30,715 She specializes in fear. 352 00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:31,949 We need you. 353 00:22:35,454 --> 00:22:37,855 BOBBY: Are you happy to be back in the saddle again? 354 00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:40,591 Dude, I'm loving it, man. I had such a blast last time. 355 00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:43,694 I'm just so ready to get back at it and just kind of... 356 00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:45,429 I know there's so many places we haven't been. 357 00:22:45,431 --> 00:22:47,732 - I know we just started, so... - I like that attitude. 358 00:22:47,734 --> 00:22:50,000 He gets drug through an alley, and he likes it. 359 00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:52,937 BOBBY: How did you end up in the alley in the first place? 360 00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:55,005 I thought I was following you. 361 00:22:55,007 --> 00:22:58,109 Like, it was your hoodie, your height. 362 00:22:58,111 --> 00:23:00,144 I was shouting at you. I know it was loud as hell. 363 00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:03,114 Everyone had masks on. But... 364 00:23:03,116 --> 00:23:04,815 And you just kept ignoring me, kept walking. 365 00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:06,751 Next thing I know, there's five hillbilly assholes 366 00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:10,521 coming after me, and they dragged my ass down the alley. 367 00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:15,826 Yeah, but, I mean, like, that didn't feel fake. 368 00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:17,461 You weren't there. It didn't... 369 00:23:17,463 --> 00:23:19,130 It felt like I couldn't breathe. 370 00:23:19,132 --> 00:23:22,600 Like, I just thought I was gonna die. 371 00:23:22,602 --> 00:23:25,803 MIKEY: But you didn't die. 372 00:23:25,805 --> 00:23:27,772 Think about it. It's like they said in "fight club." 373 00:23:27,774 --> 00:23:30,408 Your breakfast never tasted better the next morning. 374 00:23:30,410 --> 00:23:32,510 - Right? - I don't eat breakfast. 375 00:23:32,512 --> 00:23:34,078 MIKEY: Jesus Christ, Brandy. Lunch, whatever. 376 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,881 I'm trying to console you. 377 00:23:36,883 --> 00:23:38,149 I know. I get it. 378 00:23:38,151 --> 00:23:39,850 It's just, you know, 379 00:23:39,852 --> 00:23:42,119 and obviously I do this because I love you guys, 380 00:23:42,121 --> 00:23:45,723 but, you know, it's just crazy the things I do for you 381 00:23:45,725 --> 00:23:47,124 and your brother and Zack. 382 00:23:48,193 --> 00:23:51,562 MIKEY: Well, it's that big of a deal. 383 00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:54,665 We're getting paid this time. 384 00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:57,067 I know you need the money. You know sure as shit I do. 385 00:23:57,069 --> 00:23:59,937 Anyways, so the good news is 386 00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:02,673 there's going to be a zombie run, so that'll be fun. 387 00:24:02,675 --> 00:24:04,508 MIKEY: We have to run? 388 00:24:04,510 --> 00:24:07,445 I can't believe she actually came. 389 00:24:07,447 --> 00:24:08,913 She made it. 390 00:24:08,915 --> 00:24:10,848 Not sure how Mikey got her to come, but... 391 00:24:10,850 --> 00:24:13,584 Who cares? She's here. 392 00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:15,686 Look who's back! 393 00:24:15,688 --> 00:24:17,955 Ready for Halloween adventures, part two? 394 00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:19,657 Excited? 395 00:24:19,659 --> 00:24:22,626 Yep. 396 00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,762 What's up, kids? 397 00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:27,731 Can't believe you convinced me to do it again, but... 398 00:24:27,733 --> 00:24:32,870 ZACK: That's not that smile on the Brandy face we were looking for. 399 00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:35,039 Boop. 400 00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:37,875 BOBBY: We were scared, too. I'm not saying that we weren't. 401 00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:39,977 I mean, they put us in the ground. 402 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:41,545 I get it. I didn't... 403 00:24:41,547 --> 00:24:43,147 There was half of me that just didn't know 404 00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:47,151 what was gonna happen next, and I hope that you just... 405 00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:48,752 Nothing happened, so we got over it, 406 00:24:48,754 --> 00:24:50,554 and here we are again. 407 00:24:50,556 --> 00:24:52,723 BRANDY: Yeah, but everybody handles things differently. 408 00:24:52,725 --> 00:24:54,124 So... 409 00:24:54,126 --> 00:24:57,261 - That's fine. - Zack is always right, though. 410 00:24:57,263 --> 00:24:58,896 This is all part of the haunt. 411 00:24:58,898 --> 00:25:00,965 Nothing's gonna happen. We're not gonna get hurt. 412 00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:02,800 As much bullshit as that sounded like, 413 00:25:02,802 --> 00:25:04,735 it actually turned out be true. 414 00:25:04,737 --> 00:25:06,136 Yeah, I mean, it's like when you know 415 00:25:06,138 --> 00:25:08,239 something's good for you to do, 416 00:25:08,241 --> 00:25:11,108 but you don't necessarily want to have to go through it. 417 00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:13,010 BOBBY: Do you know where she's taking you, 418 00:25:13,012 --> 00:25:14,745 where we're going right now, though? 419 00:25:14,747 --> 00:25:16,180 BRANDY: No. 420 00:25:16,182 --> 00:25:18,816 BOBBY: So she wants to talk to you in a, uh... 421 00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:22,520 I don't know if it's an old prison or something like that, 422 00:25:22,522 --> 00:25:24,722 these grounds that she works at because she... 423 00:25:24,724 --> 00:25:27,291 She sometimes... She wires people. 424 00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:29,593 She captures heart rates, 425 00:25:29,595 --> 00:25:31,128 stuff like that, sends people through haunted houses. 426 00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:33,030 Like, she's actually done studies, 427 00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:34,865 scientific studies that she's done that. 428 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:38,536 So she sends them through these old prisons in the dark 429 00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:40,771 and then just kind of takes all the data she can. 430 00:25:40,773 --> 00:25:43,073 And, I mean, I think that's part of why she wrote that book. 431 00:25:43,075 --> 00:25:45,776 I'm just saying. Like, you don't... 432 00:25:45,778 --> 00:25:47,545 Like, if I was like, "hey, guess what. 433 00:25:47,547 --> 00:25:48,779 You have this really big thing 434 00:25:48,781 --> 00:25:50,180 that happened to you in your life, 435 00:25:50,182 --> 00:25:54,051 and you're kind of tormented about it. 436 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:56,287 Now, we're gonna sit there and look at your inner, 437 00:25:56,289 --> 00:25:58,122 deepest thoughts, and we're gonna record it." 438 00:25:58,124 --> 00:26:01,191 And why does every reality show that exists on the planet, 439 00:26:01,193 --> 00:26:02,660 there's a confessional booth? 440 00:26:02,662 --> 00:26:04,028 'Cause that's what people want to hear. 441 00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:06,130 BRANDY: Great. Those people chose to do it. 442 00:26:06,132 --> 00:26:08,065 - I'm not. - You're choosing to do it. 443 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:09,700 Brandy: I'm choosing to do that, 444 00:26:09,702 --> 00:26:12,670 but I don't have to choose to allow you to film me. 445 00:26:12,672 --> 00:26:14,338 - It is kind of dickish. - I won't film... 446 00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:16,273 - Thank you, Jeff. - Hey, pipe down, peanut gallery. 447 00:26:16,275 --> 00:26:18,275 - Yeah. - I don't know. 448 00:26:18,277 --> 00:26:20,778 BRANDY: What do you want me to say? You want me to say yes? 449 00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:22,212 I'll think about it. 450 00:26:22,214 --> 00:26:23,781 ZACK: That's my favorite answer you give. 451 00:26:23,783 --> 00:26:25,816 "I'll think about it." 452 00:26:25,818 --> 00:26:31,188 Because no means no, but "I think about it" means yes. 453 00:26:31,190 --> 00:26:32,823 BRANDY: I mean, how did you get into this? 454 00:26:32,825 --> 00:26:35,025 Like, because I'm trying to get out of this. 455 00:26:35,027 --> 00:26:37,828 And you immerse yourself in it, you know. 456 00:26:37,830 --> 00:26:40,864 Well, I've always really liked being scared, 457 00:26:40,866 --> 00:26:45,970 but, of course, you know, fear, true trauma is awful. 458 00:26:45,972 --> 00:26:48,305 But there are a lot of ways that we can enjoy it 459 00:26:48,307 --> 00:26:50,240 and a lot of ways that we can grow from it, 460 00:26:50,242 --> 00:26:52,710 so I really wanted to try and figure out, you know, 461 00:26:52,712 --> 00:26:55,813 how we can engage with scary things in a way 462 00:26:55,815 --> 00:26:58,716 that will make us feel good and will even help us grow. 463 00:26:58,718 --> 00:27:00,117 - Mm-hmm. - so I just... 464 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,853 I've been studying fear and voluntary engagement 465 00:27:02,855 --> 00:27:05,990 with negative high-arousal stimuli, as we say... 466 00:27:05,992 --> 00:27:07,858 BRANDY: What was that? 467 00:27:07,860 --> 00:27:12,363 For the past 10 years or so and looking at the boundaries 468 00:27:12,365 --> 00:27:17,134 between when fear is fun and when fear is traumatizing. 469 00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:19,870 So how many attractions have you been to? 470 00:27:19,872 --> 00:27:21,071 I mean, I don't even know anymore. 471 00:27:21,073 --> 00:27:22,806 Maybe like 50. 472 00:27:22,808 --> 00:27:24,808 - Wow. That's a lot. - Yeah. 473 00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:27,211 It's really hard not having free will... 474 00:27:27,213 --> 00:27:29,246 - Right. - You know, and not being able 475 00:27:29,248 --> 00:27:32,383 to tap out when you want to. 476 00:27:32,385 --> 00:27:36,286 I didn't know if I was gonna die or if they were gonna stop 477 00:27:36,288 --> 00:27:37,855 and come out and laugh at me. 478 00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:39,390 - Right. - You know? 479 00:27:39,392 --> 00:27:42,393 So for me, like, that's always been the hardest part is, 480 00:27:42,395 --> 00:27:45,429 who knows what would have happened if, you know, 481 00:27:45,431 --> 00:27:46,997 if the police didn't come? 482 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:49,033 These people that I've cared about so much 483 00:27:49,035 --> 00:27:50,901 and that are so close to me 484 00:27:50,903 --> 00:27:54,004 would put me in any situation that... 485 00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:57,775 I mean, they couldn't have known, but I was just angry. 486 00:27:57,777 --> 00:27:59,877 You know, it was a lot of anger. 487 00:27:59,879 --> 00:28:03,180 And they just want to keep going to these and going to these, 488 00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:06,183 and we have so many more, and they don't... 489 00:28:06,185 --> 00:28:09,887 They can't even comprehend what I'm feeling. 490 00:28:09,889 --> 00:28:11,321 - Right. - So they don't... 491 00:28:11,323 --> 00:28:13,123 It's just... It's not the same for them. 492 00:28:13,125 --> 00:28:16,960 Right. It never became real for them the way it did for you. 493 00:28:16,962 --> 00:28:18,462 - That's the scary part is... - Yeah. 494 00:28:18,464 --> 00:28:20,898 Knowing whether you can trust your friends and, 495 00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:22,966 you know, knowing that your friends have your back 496 00:28:22,968 --> 00:28:26,336 and are not trying to pull one over but, you know, 497 00:28:26,338 --> 00:28:28,405 be there with you for the experience 498 00:28:28,407 --> 00:28:32,209 instead of making you the experience. 499 00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:34,778 Can you see a scenario where, you know, 500 00:28:34,780 --> 00:28:36,480 going through these attractions might be a way 501 00:28:36,482 --> 00:28:39,783 to not really get back at them, 502 00:28:39,785 --> 00:28:42,186 but kind of reclaim it for yourself, you know, 503 00:28:42,188 --> 00:28:45,355 to do it for yourself despite them, 504 00:28:45,357 --> 00:28:49,159 you know, to kind of say, "no, I want to do this 505 00:28:49,161 --> 00:28:51,929 and recapture the fun that I used to have"? 506 00:28:51,931 --> 00:28:53,397 Do you think that's something... 507 00:28:53,399 --> 00:28:56,100 Have you ever tried reminding yourself that, 508 00:28:56,102 --> 00:28:57,935 "everything in this environment is fake. 509 00:28:57,937 --> 00:29:01,305 I know nothing is really going to hurt me. 510 00:29:01,307 --> 00:29:05,342 You know, this is something that is supposed to be fun." 511 00:29:05,344 --> 00:29:07,144 Brandy: I want to say that I can, 512 00:29:07,146 --> 00:29:10,347 but every time I go through one of these haunted houses, 513 00:29:10,349 --> 00:29:13,050 I just... I'm taken back. 514 00:29:43,983 --> 00:29:45,415 Here it goes. 515 00:29:51,490 --> 00:29:53,490 MIKEY: Halloween would not be the same without you. 516 00:29:53,492 --> 00:29:55,893 - Yeah, well, we'll see. - This is... 517 00:29:55,895 --> 00:29:58,095 I'm having second thoughts already. 518 00:29:58,097 --> 00:29:59,897 - We got a drone. - Do I get a beer? 519 00:29:59,899 --> 00:30:02,466 It's not a beer. This is absinthe. 520 00:30:02,468 --> 00:30:06,069 All right. Did that like a man. 521 00:30:06,071 --> 00:30:07,271 - Man. - That was good, sir. 522 00:30:07,273 --> 00:30:08,839 Thank you. Look at the alcohol... 523 00:30:08,841 --> 00:30:10,574 Look at the alcohol content. 524 00:30:10,576 --> 00:30:14,044 - Mikey is gonna get a little... - 66.6%. 525 00:30:14,046 --> 00:30:16,880 Michael's got a special, I'll call it an outfit, 526 00:30:16,882 --> 00:30:18,215 coming his way. 527 00:30:18,217 --> 00:30:19,550 JEFF: I don't know, Zack. 528 00:30:19,552 --> 00:30:21,451 Should I really be drinking and droning? 529 00:30:21,453 --> 00:30:23,387 - That's a little unsafe. - Drinking and... 530 00:30:23,389 --> 00:30:25,389 - Drinking and droning? - Drinking and droning, bro. 531 00:30:25,391 --> 00:30:27,291 - It's a little unsafe. - That's good. 532 00:30:27,293 --> 00:30:29,393 Is this really gonna put hair on my chest? 533 00:30:29,395 --> 00:30:31,128 BOBBY: No. Nothing will. 534 00:30:33,065 --> 00:30:35,332 No crazy stuff. 535 00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:37,334 - Like this? - We told you that before. 536 00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:39,436 Okay. Zack, I'm being serious. 537 00:30:39,438 --> 00:30:42,439 Brandy, we are going on a hayride. 538 00:30:42,441 --> 00:30:44,374 - It's a haunted hayride. - Yeah, but it's a hayride. 539 00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:46,343 - Whoo. - It's not crazy. 540 00:30:46,345 --> 00:30:48,378 Brandy: Okay. I'm serious. 541 00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:52,049 MAN: Anoka, Minnesota, is the Halloween capital of the world. 542 00:30:52,051 --> 00:30:53,851 MAN: You guys got good haunted houses up there? 543 00:30:53,853 --> 00:30:56,220 - That I could not tell you. - All right. 544 00:30:56,222 --> 00:30:58,956 They're known as the Halloween capital of the world. 545 00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:00,624 As to why they're known as that, I don't know. 546 00:31:00,626 --> 00:31:02,259 Maybe they were the ones that started it. 547 00:31:02,261 --> 00:31:03,627 Man: We need to find out. 548 00:31:03,629 --> 00:31:05,362 You're on main, Mike. 549 00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:06,930 I'm gonna make a right here. 550 00:31:06,932 --> 00:31:10,500 We are on main street of Anoka, Minnesota. 551 00:31:10,502 --> 00:31:14,204 Supposedly, this is the Halloween capital of the world. 552 00:31:14,206 --> 00:31:17,107 We're trying to figure that out, though. 553 00:31:17,109 --> 00:31:21,211 I think maybe we should ask a local. 554 00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:22,613 Oh, there's a skeleton. 555 00:31:22,615 --> 00:31:25,515 Let's get right over here. 556 00:31:25,517 --> 00:31:28,218 - This is Halloween in the city. - Yeah. Look at that guy. 557 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:30,420 ZACK: What does it say? "I survived." 558 00:31:33,057 --> 00:31:35,626 MIKEY: Ah, these old people, they've been here for a long time. 559 00:31:35,628 --> 00:31:37,594 I bet they know. Let's ask them. 560 00:31:37,596 --> 00:31:39,263 - How are you? - Hi! 561 00:31:39,265 --> 00:31:40,898 How are you? Who are you? 562 00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:42,432 Mikey: We're just roaming around 563 00:31:42,434 --> 00:31:44,434 looking for the best Halloween towns and haunted houses. 564 00:31:44,436 --> 00:31:46,637 Oh, this is a great one. 565 00:31:46,639 --> 00:31:48,505 They started trick-or-treating in this town. 566 00:31:48,507 --> 00:31:50,274 - Yeah. - Can you tell us that? 567 00:31:50,276 --> 00:31:52,542 - Thank you for the answer. - This guy knows the answer. 568 00:31:52,544 --> 00:31:54,678 - The reason this is... - Who are you guys? 569 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:57,915 We're filming about haunted houses and Halloween and things. 570 00:31:57,917 --> 00:31:59,316 - Oh! Oh, yeah. Okay. - So tell us. 571 00:31:59,318 --> 00:32:02,019 This is the Halloween capital of the world. 572 00:32:02,021 --> 00:32:03,620 Why is that? 573 00:32:03,622 --> 00:32:05,389 How did you find it? That's the main question. 574 00:32:05,391 --> 00:32:07,291 - We googled it. - No. No. 575 00:32:07,293 --> 00:32:11,995 The reason is that they started trick-or-treating here. 576 00:32:11,997 --> 00:32:13,497 How so? 577 00:32:13,499 --> 00:32:17,701 And rather than the kids pushing over, like, bathrooms 578 00:32:17,703 --> 00:32:20,704 and outdoors and, you know, eggs and throwing stuff all around... 579 00:32:20,706 --> 00:32:22,205 Well, they used to tip over garbage cans. 580 00:32:22,207 --> 00:32:24,041 Community thought it would be good, 581 00:32:24,043 --> 00:32:25,309 so they started trick-or-treating. 582 00:32:25,311 --> 00:32:27,044 So they said, "why don't these kids, 583 00:32:27,046 --> 00:32:28,345 - instead of doing bad things..." - This is a lovely town. 584 00:32:28,347 --> 00:32:30,414 Anoka, Halloween capital of the world. 585 00:32:33,419 --> 00:32:37,054 ZACK: Do you think Brandy has any idea we're going to an r-rated haunt? 586 00:32:37,056 --> 00:32:39,356 Nope, that's the best part. 587 00:32:39,358 --> 00:32:42,059 I think there's a dog in there. 588 00:32:52,271 --> 00:32:55,339 Only we would find the Halloween capital of the world 589 00:32:55,341 --> 00:32:57,341 in the middle of nowhere. 590 00:33:00,346 --> 00:33:03,647 Dead end, Brandy. I say it's foreshadowing. 591 00:33:03,649 --> 00:33:06,583 Mm. I love foreshadowing. 592 00:33:06,585 --> 00:33:09,720 Ooh, a thrift store. 593 00:33:09,722 --> 00:33:11,989 I'm just happy because I feel like this is, 594 00:33:11,991 --> 00:33:15,225 like, the kids' version of Halloween. 595 00:33:15,227 --> 00:33:17,361 Yep. We're going on the kid version. 596 00:33:17,363 --> 00:33:18,729 We haven't done a haunted hayride yet, have we? 597 00:33:18,731 --> 00:33:20,263 Nope. 598 00:33:20,265 --> 00:33:21,985 I don't understand how it can be that scary. 599 00:33:23,235 --> 00:33:26,503 Well, after what we've seen, I have no idea. 600 00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:29,272 MIKEY: I'm just saying. I don't know how it's that scary 601 00:33:29,274 --> 00:33:32,476 when you're all bundled up together in the back of a truck. 602 00:33:32,478 --> 00:33:34,044 It's freezing. 603 00:33:34,046 --> 00:33:36,279 Well, I mean, he's paying us to come out here. 604 00:33:36,281 --> 00:33:37,647 - I'm fine with it. - It's a hayride, though. 605 00:33:37,649 --> 00:33:39,216 How scary is it gonna be? 606 00:33:39,218 --> 00:33:40,550 I'll get paid to do any hayride possible. 607 00:33:40,552 --> 00:33:41,785 This sounds great. 608 00:33:41,787 --> 00:33:43,086 And I'm completely fine with that. 609 00:33:43,088 --> 00:33:44,454 This is farm boy's place. 610 00:33:44,456 --> 00:33:45,689 JEFF: I thought it was gonna be a little tame, 611 00:33:45,691 --> 00:33:47,257 but by the scare... The scream... 612 00:33:47,259 --> 00:33:49,292 Jeff, did you take hayrides on your farm? 613 00:33:49,294 --> 00:33:50,761 - Hey, Zack? - Yes! 614 00:33:50,763 --> 00:33:53,063 Glad you could make it out on such short notice. 615 00:33:53,065 --> 00:33:54,731 - Yeah, man! - Thanks for coming out! 616 00:33:54,733 --> 00:33:58,235 Yeah, no problem. This looks cool by the sounds I'm hearing. 617 00:33:58,237 --> 00:34:00,070 We're sitting on about 160 acres. 618 00:34:00,072 --> 00:34:03,573 We border... we border about 10,000 acres of game reserve. 619 00:34:03,575 --> 00:34:05,809 So when we bury you guys out there, 620 00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:06,743 nobody will be able to find you. 621 00:34:06,745 --> 00:34:08,478 Don't... don't say that. 622 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:11,381 I told her. I said, "it's just a hayride!" 623 00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:13,216 Yeah, it's just a hayride. 624 00:34:13,218 --> 00:34:15,385 The guys, you pay us a couple hundred bucks, 625 00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:17,354 the guys are down, but the girl... 626 00:34:17,356 --> 00:34:18,789 - Not so much. - I'm not going back in there. 627 00:34:18,791 --> 00:34:20,424 - A little skittish. - Yeah. 628 00:34:20,426 --> 00:34:21,558 Well, let's go! Let's head up to the entrance. 629 00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:22,826 Yeah, where's the entrance? 630 00:34:42,381 --> 00:34:44,081 Bobby: There's 3,000 people there. 631 00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:46,316 I mean, they've got to have something to do. 632 00:34:46,318 --> 00:34:48,218 How do you compare yourself to some of the other haunts, 633 00:34:48,220 --> 00:34:50,720 some of the other crazy stuff people are doing? 634 00:34:50,722 --> 00:34:53,290 You know, we're not... I know that some of the... 635 00:34:53,292 --> 00:34:56,693 Kind of one of the trends would be to go as extreme 636 00:34:56,695 --> 00:34:59,262 as you possibly can, some blue skeleton. 637 00:34:59,264 --> 00:35:00,664 That's not really what we're about. 638 00:35:00,666 --> 00:35:03,266 We try and straddle the razor's edge 639 00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:05,202 between family-friendly 640 00:35:05,204 --> 00:35:08,271 and still entertaining for the 21-plus crowd. 641 00:35:08,273 --> 00:35:12,609 So we're edgy, but I wouldn't say we're over-the-top extreme. 642 00:35:12,611 --> 00:35:14,344 MAN: What have you heard about some of the extreme haunts, 643 00:35:14,346 --> 00:35:15,745 like, up in the north? 644 00:35:15,747 --> 00:35:17,314 Because it's kind of our first time up here. 645 00:35:17,316 --> 00:35:20,117 What have you heard that people are doing? 646 00:35:20,119 --> 00:35:23,186 Stealing peoples' shoes, putting them in coffins, 647 00:35:23,188 --> 00:35:25,489 driving them around and then just leaving them, 648 00:35:25,491 --> 00:35:28,558 and they're, like, maybe a half-mile away from the haunt, 649 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:31,695 and they have no clue how to get back. 650 00:35:31,697 --> 00:35:33,797 You know, put bags over your heads, 651 00:35:33,799 --> 00:35:35,866 spray that bag with water, 652 00:35:35,868 --> 00:35:38,368 make it kind of hard to breathe. 653 00:35:38,370 --> 00:35:39,636 MAN: They're waterboarding people now? 654 00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:42,172 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Wow. 655 00:35:42,174 --> 00:35:43,607 Anything to get a scare, right? 656 00:35:43,609 --> 00:35:45,175 MAN: I hear you on that. 657 00:35:56,522 --> 00:35:58,522 So we want to do that stuff. 658 00:35:58,524 --> 00:36:00,390 Like, we actually... I want to know. 659 00:36:00,392 --> 00:36:02,259 Where should we go? 660 00:36:02,261 --> 00:36:05,262 Try the corn maze down there. That's a pretty awesome show. 661 00:36:05,264 --> 00:36:06,930 Where is that from here? 662 00:36:06,932 --> 00:36:10,800 It's out towards exit 99 off of I-5, 663 00:36:10,802 --> 00:36:13,403 real close to that, 93rd street. 664 00:36:13,405 --> 00:36:15,505 Is it extreme, though? Like... 665 00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:17,274 I wouldn't call it extreme. 666 00:36:17,276 --> 00:36:19,543 Because I've got people with me that are, like... 667 00:36:19,545 --> 00:36:21,811 I want the craziest place you can think of. 668 00:36:21,813 --> 00:36:24,181 MAN: You don't have people with you. You want to go, dickhead. 669 00:36:24,183 --> 00:36:26,550 Well, no. I want to go, but some people, 670 00:36:26,552 --> 00:36:28,919 Mikey and Brandy, might not be able to take it. 671 00:36:28,921 --> 00:36:30,854 But we're still going... We want to push them to the edge 672 00:36:30,856 --> 00:36:32,622 if you know what I mean. 673 00:36:32,624 --> 00:36:35,692 Well, I don't know that that's "push it to the edge." 674 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:39,896 The only place I know of is you want to seek out hellbent. 675 00:36:39,898 --> 00:36:42,332 That will push you to the very edge. 676 00:36:42,334 --> 00:36:44,301 - Hellbent. - Hellbent. 677 00:36:44,303 --> 00:36:46,670 All right. I know you're down. 678 00:36:46,672 --> 00:36:49,272 MAN: That's the second time we've been told that. 679 00:36:49,274 --> 00:36:50,607 Where'd you hear about hellbent? 680 00:36:50,609 --> 00:36:52,375 You hear about it everywhere in the network, 681 00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:54,644 - the haunted-house network. - See? 682 00:36:54,646 --> 00:36:56,313 That's what everybody's talking about. 683 00:36:56,315 --> 00:36:57,380 Exactly. 684 00:36:57,382 --> 00:36:59,282 Get you guys up to the front. 685 00:36:59,284 --> 00:37:00,450 So are you guys ready to do this? 686 00:37:00,452 --> 00:37:01,785 - Yeah. - Let's do it. 687 00:37:01,787 --> 00:37:03,920 This is benefits of being put in a coffin. 688 00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:14,931 Ah! 689 00:37:14,933 --> 00:37:17,601 - Oh, my god! - It's vibrating! 690 00:37:17,603 --> 00:37:20,503 I can't take it! Oh, my god! 691 00:37:20,505 --> 00:37:22,706 They are gonna get on. 692 00:37:24,543 --> 00:37:27,510 House and now we're putting you through a haunted house. 693 00:37:27,512 --> 00:37:32,782 No. Technically, it's a hayride, zombie 5k, 694 00:37:32,784 --> 00:37:35,385 and a zombie pub crawl, not haunted houses. 695 00:37:35,387 --> 00:37:36,720 - Fair? - Yeah. 696 00:37:36,722 --> 00:37:38,622 - Stay true to our word. - Yep. 697 00:37:38,624 --> 00:37:41,758 Yeah, you didn't go to soapbox... the soap factory. 698 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,894 Yeah, we go to an art-exhibit haunted house, 699 00:37:44,896 --> 00:37:45,962 and you're not there. 700 00:37:45,964 --> 00:37:48,531 BRANDY: No. 701 00:37:48,533 --> 00:37:50,734 Jeff, what kind of barn is this? 702 00:37:52,337 --> 00:37:53,703 - Aah! - Christ! 703 00:37:53,705 --> 00:37:55,272 Oh, god! 704 00:37:55,274 --> 00:37:59,709 This is definitely a special kind of barn. 705 00:37:59,711 --> 00:38:01,711 Oh, that feels lovely, though. 706 00:38:18,397 --> 00:38:21,798 You smell different when you're awake! 707 00:38:25,070 --> 00:38:26,936 That's a new line. I like that. 708 00:38:26,938 --> 00:38:28,872 Oh, look, it's like a catacomb. 709 00:38:28,874 --> 00:38:30,040 Brandy: Oh, god. Oh, god. 710 00:38:30,042 --> 00:38:31,474 - I don't see anybody. - Oh! 711 00:38:31,476 --> 00:38:32,796 That guy just went on my shoulder! 712 00:38:37,048 --> 00:38:39,582 Aah! 713 00:38:41,420 --> 00:38:44,554 - Oh, god. 714 00:38:46,757 --> 00:38:49,359 ZACK: They can't even... they're doing better than they are! 715 00:38:49,361 --> 00:38:51,695 They're jumping out of the front! 716 00:38:51,697 --> 00:38:53,930 Oh, guy just rolled. Jeff, did you see that? 717 00:38:53,932 --> 00:38:57,634 That guy rolled off the back! 718 00:38:57,636 --> 00:38:59,803 Got to move him up. Should I say, "Jeff, change with me"? 719 00:38:59,805 --> 00:39:02,372 That chainsaw touching you like that is... 720 00:39:02,374 --> 00:39:04,741 - Chain on it. - Yeah. 721 00:39:04,743 --> 00:39:06,810 Brandy, there's your... There's your out. 722 00:39:06,812 --> 00:39:09,713 - There's the RV. - Home sweet home. 723 00:39:09,715 --> 00:39:11,948 ZACK: Couldn't be too far from civilization. 724 00:39:11,950 --> 00:39:15,585 Oh, my god! 725 00:39:19,124 --> 00:39:21,758 WOMAN: Have fun! Just watch your step! 726 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:24,794 Ohh. 727 00:39:24,796 --> 00:39:27,364 ZACK: See, Brandy? Easiest money you've ever made. 728 00:39:34,406 --> 00:39:36,773 - Aah! - What the fuck? 729 00:39:36,775 --> 00:39:39,609 - Ow! Ow! - Hey, guys, wait up! 730 00:39:42,013 --> 00:39:43,613 Guys, wait up! 731 00:40:04,503 --> 00:40:06,703 That clown, when people were like, 732 00:40:06,705 --> 00:40:08,605 "oh, my god, I recognize you!" 733 00:40:08,607 --> 00:40:11,741 Was like, "oh, shit, you caught me on 'to catch a predator.'" 734 00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:13,443 oh, yeah. 735 00:40:13,445 --> 00:40:16,746 - Yeah! - Oh, you g... oh. 736 00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:18,581 - That was important to us. - You guys are amazing. 737 00:40:18,583 --> 00:40:21,551 I fricking love you guys. 738 00:40:21,553 --> 00:40:23,753 - Yeah? - Oh. Thank you guys so much. 739 00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:24,888 What was your name? What was your name? 740 00:40:24,890 --> 00:40:26,189 - Clicks. - Clicks. Mikey. 741 00:40:26,191 --> 00:40:27,757 - Nice to meet you. - You made our night. 742 00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:29,025 You made our night. I mean it, man. 743 00:40:29,027 --> 00:40:30,593 You guys made my night, like, seriously. 744 00:40:30,595 --> 00:40:31,995 I love you guys. 745 00:40:31,997 --> 00:40:33,696 All right. Thanks, man. 746 00:40:41,139 --> 00:40:42,972 Zack: Dude, let's go to that haunt. 747 00:40:42,974 --> 00:40:46,042 BRANDY: No. I'm not doing haunted houses. 748 00:40:46,044 --> 00:40:48,211 Jeff, you got 6.7 miles, 749 00:40:48,213 --> 00:40:51,514 and then you stay on it here to fearing. 750 00:40:58,857 --> 00:41:01,458 Man: Whoa! Was that a pumpkin? 751 00:41:07,165 --> 00:41:08,865 Have you ever done the zombie pub crawl? 752 00:41:08,867 --> 00:41:10,967 I have. It's actually on that newspaper there. 753 00:41:10,969 --> 00:41:13,036 - A few years ago, I made... - Oh, nice, got in the paper. 754 00:41:13,038 --> 00:41:14,737 Woman: Yeah, I made the paper. 755 00:41:14,739 --> 00:41:17,106 I have to eat in the zombie brains-eating contest. 756 00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:27,050 - Brandy, you're up! - Now, it's just, like, 757 00:41:27,052 --> 00:41:29,018 an inside joke between my friends and I. 758 00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:30,854 I was like... 759 00:41:30,856 --> 00:41:33,690 I should probably shut my mouth when that's coming my way. 760 00:41:39,130 --> 00:41:41,965 MAN: Bobby, are you eating in the contest? 761 00:41:41,967 --> 00:41:43,800 You can eat with that on, too? 762 00:41:43,802 --> 00:41:45,568 Yeah. 763 00:41:45,570 --> 00:41:47,237 Kobayashi is going to kick our ass, 764 00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:48,771 so it doesn't really matter. 765 00:41:48,773 --> 00:41:50,206 MAN: I know, but it doesn't matter, dude. 766 00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:51,975 It's about how you look. 767 00:41:51,977 --> 00:41:56,246 He's 120 pounds, and you're still not a threat to him. 768 00:41:56,248 --> 00:41:58,748 That's gross, which is awesome. 769 00:41:58,750 --> 00:42:00,917 - Thank you. - Yeah. 770 00:42:00,919 --> 00:42:03,553 I'm was smiling. I was just doing my growl in the picture, 771 00:42:03,555 --> 00:42:04,921 and I'm like, "cool." 772 00:42:04,923 --> 00:42:06,256 Is that the outfit you're wearing? 773 00:42:06,258 --> 00:42:07,857 That's a good outfit for it. 774 00:42:07,859 --> 00:42:09,292 - You're probably... - I got something... 775 00:42:09,294 --> 00:42:12,128 - It's getting to where... - Sorry. 776 00:42:19,004 --> 00:42:23,172 BOBBY: Mike, get your suit on. Zombie pub crawl, next exit. 777 00:42:26,778 --> 00:42:33,116 The brain-eating championship is at Gluek's in the... 778 00:42:33,118 --> 00:42:35,251 Where are we now? 779 00:42:35,253 --> 00:42:38,821 - Dude, are those intestines? - I'm taking Brandy's job over. 780 00:42:38,823 --> 00:42:40,890 Here we are. 781 00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:43,159 What are you wearing tonight, Michael? 782 00:43:05,317 --> 00:43:08,117 Man: Zack, we got to post this. 783 00:43:26,103 --> 00:43:27,904 - It's working. - I killed... 784 00:43:27,906 --> 00:43:30,373 - I killed my husband tonight. - That's terrible. 785 00:43:30,375 --> 00:43:32,275 Bobby, what time? 786 00:43:32,277 --> 00:43:35,945 How are you enjoying your time at the zombie pub crawl? 787 00:43:58,970 --> 00:44:00,703 MAN: Give me that! 788 00:44:08,179 --> 00:44:11,247 We got brain tacos, people, 789 00:44:11,249 --> 00:44:14,817 a recipe made by our friend Andrew Zimmern. 790 00:44:15,854 --> 00:44:17,754 The record for most ever eaten 791 00:44:17,756 --> 00:44:19,822 was 54 by Joey Chestnut. 792 00:44:19,824 --> 00:44:23,059 I hope to see that blown away tonight. 793 00:44:23,061 --> 00:44:25,061 We have two brothers here tonight. 794 00:44:25,063 --> 00:44:28,965 Put your hands together for Mr. Bobby roe! 795 00:44:32,303 --> 00:44:34,937 There he is. 796 00:44:34,939 --> 00:44:39,709 Put your hands together for Mikey roe! 797 00:44:39,711 --> 00:44:44,180 And he's the sharpest-dressed man here today. 798 00:44:44,182 --> 00:44:47,817 Look at this handsome, handsome man! 799 00:44:47,819 --> 00:44:52,455 A four-headed beast of eating badassery, mini kiss! 800 00:44:52,457 --> 00:44:57,060 All right. Our last competitor needs no introduction. 801 00:44:57,062 --> 00:44:59,429 All the way from Japan, 802 00:44:59,431 --> 00:45:01,864 he holds many, many wins and records, 803 00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:03,366 including eight Guinness records. 804 00:45:03,368 --> 00:45:05,268 The champion of the world-famous. 805 00:45:05,270 --> 00:45:08,371 Nathan's hot dog eating contest at coney island, 806 00:45:08,373 --> 00:45:11,074 where his rookie appearance doubled the previous record 807 00:45:11,076 --> 00:45:13,409 of 25 dogs in 12 minutes. 808 00:45:13,411 --> 00:45:16,179 He's even beaten a record that was previously held 809 00:45:16,181 --> 00:45:21,150 by a fucking 1,000-pound Kodiak bear at the Texas state fair. 810 00:45:21,152 --> 00:45:25,088 Standing at 5'8", weighing 135 pounds, 811 00:45:25,090 --> 00:45:28,291 Takeru kobayashi! 812 00:45:33,031 --> 00:45:35,998 Yeah! 813 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:39,736 Let him hear it! 814 00:45:39,738 --> 00:45:42,972 Start the clock! 815 00:45:42,974 --> 00:45:44,273 All right. 816 00:45:46,344 --> 00:45:49,378 Eating legend kobayashi. 817 00:45:49,380 --> 00:45:54,383 He grabbed the record for most tacos here with 542 years ago. 818 00:45:54,385 --> 00:45:56,753 We're gonna break that tonight, aren't we? 819 00:45:56,755 --> 00:45:58,855 Slow down! Make some noise! 820 00:46:00,825 --> 00:46:03,526 Kobayashi is blowing through the competition. 821 00:46:03,528 --> 00:46:05,828 I just stepped in brains. 822 00:46:05,830 --> 00:46:07,130 Fuck! 823 00:46:07,132 --> 00:46:09,098 Round of applause for kobayashi! 824 00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:13,970 Takeru kobayashi, the legend! 825 00:46:13,972 --> 00:46:16,906 Mini kiss is tapping out, I think! 826 00:46:16,908 --> 00:46:21,144 Mini Catman is like, "nuts to this." 827 00:46:21,146 --> 00:46:24,781 We're gonna go fight the phantom of the... 828 00:46:24,783 --> 00:46:28,451 10, 9, 8, 7, 829 00:46:28,453 --> 00:46:33,422 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! 830 00:46:38,162 --> 00:46:40,563 Kobayashi! 831 00:46:47,304 --> 00:46:49,472 97 eaten! 832 00:46:49,474 --> 00:46:53,242 He's gonna blow. Everybody back up! 833 00:46:59,583 --> 00:47:01,450 It's like... 834 00:47:01,452 --> 00:47:04,887 It just sits... 835 00:47:21,372 --> 00:47:24,473 Now, what is the most disgusting food 836 00:47:24,475 --> 00:47:27,410 that you've ever had to eat during an eating competition? 837 00:47:27,412 --> 00:47:30,513 Oh, my god. Having to eat brains, the brains. 838 00:47:30,515 --> 00:47:32,949 - What you ate tonight? - Yes. That's right. 839 00:47:32,951 --> 00:47:34,584 Why was it so gross? 840 00:47:34,586 --> 00:47:40,323 Because they're stinky, and they're mixed with alcohol, 841 00:47:40,325 --> 00:47:42,425 and it tastes so bad. 842 00:47:42,427 --> 00:47:46,362 So in the... in the whole world, for all the competitions, 843 00:47:46,364 --> 00:47:49,298 tonight, in Minneapolis, this was the most disgusting? 844 00:47:49,300 --> 00:47:52,201 Mm-hmm. Exactly. Exactly. 845 00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:54,337 - Thanks. - Thank you. 846 00:48:16,361 --> 00:48:19,095 Mike, let's go! 847 00:48:41,152 --> 00:48:43,552 I feel like you guys ruined my game, first of all. 848 00:48:43,554 --> 00:48:45,288 Just gonna put that out there. 849 00:48:45,290 --> 00:48:47,390 I would like to see you put out game one time, then. 850 00:48:47,392 --> 00:48:49,158 Can you drive? 851 00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:52,595 - Yeah, why? - 'Cause you seem fucked up. 852 00:48:52,597 --> 00:48:54,130 Not... 853 00:48:56,167 --> 00:48:58,501 - Was that... - You drive. 854 00:48:58,503 --> 00:49:02,438 - How are those fries? - Cold as shit. 855 00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,607 Better than zombie brains, that's for fucking sure. 856 00:49:04,609 --> 00:49:07,310 They said there's 30,000 people tonight. 857 00:49:07,312 --> 00:49:08,644 It was way nuttier. 858 00:49:08,646 --> 00:49:09,979 It was more fun than bourbon street. 859 00:49:09,981 --> 00:49:11,447 Well, yeah, because everybody, 860 00:49:11,449 --> 00:49:13,182 they just love getting fucked up, 861 00:49:13,184 --> 00:49:14,951 and they can walk around like zombies. 862 00:49:14,953 --> 00:49:16,185 - Ah! - Does it hurt? 863 00:49:16,187 --> 00:49:18,554 Zack: Just do it one... one swoop. 864 00:49:18,556 --> 00:49:22,258 - Aah! 865 00:49:22,260 --> 00:49:24,660 No, no, no. I'm not kidding. Don't to it. 866 00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:31,500 JEFF: Hopefully, I don't hit these trees. 867 00:49:31,502 --> 00:49:33,502 ZACK: I feel like we could Gauge traffic this way. 868 00:49:33,504 --> 00:49:36,605 Like, you could send it up, like, a mile and reroute us. 869 00:49:36,607 --> 00:49:38,307 Better than Google ma... Jeff maps. 870 00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:39,508 Better than Jeff maps. 871 00:49:39,510 --> 00:49:41,344 It's following along. 872 00:49:41,346 --> 00:49:43,479 I told you, 1,500 feet is the high... 873 00:49:43,481 --> 00:49:44,747 I got it up there high right now. 874 00:49:44,749 --> 00:49:46,749 It's about at 900. 875 00:49:46,751 --> 00:49:48,584 BOBBY: Do you tell girls you're a pilot? 876 00:49:48,586 --> 00:49:53,356 Just... keep it piling on. I like all these titles. 877 00:49:53,358 --> 00:49:57,360 It's kind of like playing a video game, Bobby. 878 00:49:57,362 --> 00:49:59,428 BOBBY: Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, 879 00:49:59,430 --> 00:50:01,097 select, a, b, a, b, start? 880 00:50:01,099 --> 00:50:03,532 No, you got it wrong. A, b, a, b, select, start. 881 00:50:03,534 --> 00:50:05,101 Say it again? 882 00:50:05,103 --> 00:50:08,371 Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, 883 00:50:08,373 --> 00:50:10,406 a, b, select, start, I think? 884 00:50:10,408 --> 00:50:12,241 - 99 lives. - I don't know. 885 00:50:12,243 --> 00:50:13,643 Jeff: You're going to need them all. 886 00:50:20,650 --> 00:50:23,285 See that, Brandy? You're gonna get a little wet. 887 00:50:23,287 --> 00:50:24,520 Yoo-hoo! 888 00:50:24,522 --> 00:50:26,188 BOBBY: So basically, we came 900 miles 889 00:50:26,190 --> 00:50:28,124 to play capture the flag. 890 00:50:28,126 --> 00:50:30,760 Zack: Yep, researching right now. 891 00:50:30,762 --> 00:50:33,496 It's, like, a picture, 892 00:50:33,498 --> 00:50:35,498 like, flag football, and people run up. 893 00:50:35,500 --> 00:50:37,333 Zombies run up. They grab your flag. 894 00:50:37,335 --> 00:50:38,667 If you can make it through the whole 5k 895 00:50:38,669 --> 00:50:41,437 with both flags on, then you win. 896 00:50:41,439 --> 00:50:43,072 BOBBY: And it's all in the daylight, bran, 897 00:50:43,074 --> 00:50:44,507 so nothing bad can happen. 898 00:50:44,509 --> 00:50:46,375 So people are running the 5k, 899 00:50:46,377 --> 00:50:48,577 and they're also sprinting away from people. 900 00:50:48,579 --> 00:50:50,379 Makes it a little bit harder for the people 901 00:50:50,381 --> 00:50:51,680 that are actually gunning to win. 902 00:50:51,682 --> 00:50:53,449 You're gonna be sprinting towards people 903 00:50:53,451 --> 00:50:55,351 because I signed you up to be a zombie. 904 00:50:55,353 --> 00:50:59,155 So you will be chasing us or anyone else. 905 00:50:59,157 --> 00:51:00,556 - Oh. - So you preselect everything? 906 00:51:00,558 --> 00:51:02,258 Zach: Yeah, no. You have the option, 907 00:51:02,260 --> 00:51:04,226 if you pay a little bit more, you can be a zombie. 908 00:51:04,228 --> 00:51:06,228 So Mikey is going to get to be a zombie. 909 00:51:06,230 --> 00:51:07,830 Do I get to dress up as a zombie? 910 00:51:07,832 --> 00:51:09,632 ZACK: They're gonna put makeup on you, a costume. 911 00:51:09,634 --> 00:51:11,634 Yeah. I don't have to run the whole time. 912 00:51:11,636 --> 00:51:13,669 I just have to be able... Some wind sprint. 913 00:51:13,671 --> 00:51:16,105 Just sprint after people. That's fantastic. 914 00:51:18,543 --> 00:51:20,576 MAN: Hey, everyone's got to be up at sunrise tomorrow. 915 00:51:20,578 --> 00:51:22,178 All right? 916 00:51:22,180 --> 00:51:24,680 Home sweet home for one night. 917 00:51:27,384 --> 00:51:28,851 MAN: Where are the rest of the idiots? 918 00:51:28,853 --> 00:51:30,386 I don't know. You're gonna have to get Mike up 919 00:51:30,388 --> 00:51:31,687 because, I swear to god, he's hit snooze 920 00:51:31,689 --> 00:51:33,255 for the past 45 minutes, 921 00:51:33,257 --> 00:51:35,257 and I cannot hear that sound go off again. 922 00:51:35,259 --> 00:51:36,859 MAN: Mike, let's go! 923 00:52:25,343 --> 00:52:30,579 MAN: Music will play upon the course of this event. 924 00:52:30,581 --> 00:52:32,915 When the music stops, 925 00:52:32,917 --> 00:52:38,687 you're either one of us or one of them. 926 00:52:38,689 --> 00:52:41,857 28 days. 927 00:52:41,859 --> 00:52:44,193 28 weeks. 928 00:52:44,195 --> 00:52:50,666 The question is, can you survive 28 minutes? 929 00:52:51,736 --> 00:52:56,839 Go! 930 00:55:06,737 --> 00:55:07,936 JEFF: So how was it? Was it fun? 931 00:55:07,938 --> 00:55:09,405 It was good. It was good. 932 00:55:09,407 --> 00:55:10,606 I mean, I'm soaked, but... 933 00:55:10,608 --> 00:55:12,641 Just good? Well, you got to rate it. 934 00:55:12,643 --> 00:55:13,876 Yeah, fuck you. 935 00:55:13,878 --> 00:55:15,010 Hey, Brandy, you've got to rate it. 936 00:55:15,012 --> 00:55:17,513 Was it four skulls, five skulls? 937 00:55:17,515 --> 00:55:19,315 Four skulls. Four skulls. 938 00:55:19,317 --> 00:55:21,083 JEFF: Four skulls. That looked badass with the drone. 939 00:55:21,085 --> 00:55:24,420 Water, subway, helicopters. 940 00:55:24,422 --> 00:55:26,355 What else you want? 941 00:55:26,357 --> 00:55:28,857 Way more fun than a haunted house for you? 942 00:55:28,859 --> 00:55:30,726 And I got a workout in, so... 943 00:55:30,728 --> 00:55:32,528 I got to find Zack. 944 00:56:16,407 --> 00:56:18,440 Yo, Bob. Take a look. 945 00:56:21,612 --> 00:56:23,879 Guys, come here! Look at this. 946 00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:26,749 "Seek out hellbent." 947 00:56:26,751 --> 00:56:28,384 ZACK: Well, there it is again. 948 00:56:28,386 --> 00:56:30,953 We're going there tomorrow night. 949 00:56:30,955 --> 00:56:32,955 "Seek out hellbent." 950 00:56:37,428 --> 00:56:39,595 Might get scared. 951 00:57:06,590 --> 00:57:08,457 Jeff, you had big titties in your face. 952 00:57:08,459 --> 00:57:10,559 Now you're gonna get laser titties. 953 00:57:10,561 --> 00:57:12,528 JEFF: Only because Brandy changed her rule. 954 00:57:12,530 --> 00:57:15,864 BRANDY: Ugh! I cannot believe you guys got me to do this again. 955 00:57:15,866 --> 00:57:17,900 MAN: It's an adult experience, not a haunt. 956 00:57:17,902 --> 00:57:20,002 Two words... adults only. 957 00:57:20,004 --> 00:57:21,970 I don't know how that's different than the other haunts we've been to, 958 00:57:21,972 --> 00:57:23,939 but none of them have ever said it. 959 00:57:23,941 --> 00:57:25,607 MAN: Stop saying laser titties. That doesn't mean anything. 960 00:57:25,609 --> 00:57:27,009 It will. 961 00:57:30,848 --> 00:57:32,514 Drank gasoline. 962 00:57:32,516 --> 00:57:35,017 He's drinking gasoline. 963 00:57:35,019 --> 00:57:38,220 Brandy: Whoo! Yeah! 964 00:57:38,222 --> 00:57:42,791 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, step right up. 965 00:57:46,697 --> 00:57:50,732 Halloween season is in the air, and I don't know about you guys, 966 00:57:50,734 --> 00:57:52,634 but I would trade all the other holidays 967 00:57:52,636 --> 00:57:53,836 for just one more of these. 968 00:57:53,838 --> 00:57:55,938 I'll be honest with you. Right? 969 00:57:55,940 --> 00:57:59,241 You prove to me that anything I do is fake, 970 00:57:59,243 --> 00:58:02,110 I will give you $10,000 on the spot. 971 00:58:02,112 --> 00:58:03,912 - Yeah! - Whoo! 972 00:58:43,287 --> 00:58:47,789 Happy Halloween! 973 00:58:47,791 --> 00:58:50,058 Well, thank you guys so much for coming out 974 00:58:50,060 --> 00:58:52,127 - to chambers of horror. - Yeah, of course. 975 00:58:52,129 --> 00:58:53,729 Yeah, it's awesome having you guys out. 976 00:58:53,731 --> 00:58:55,063 It's really cool. 977 00:58:55,065 --> 00:58:56,632 I've heard this is an r-rated haunted house. 978 00:58:56,634 --> 00:58:58,700 It's definitely r-rated, 979 00:58:58,702 --> 00:59:02,738 lot of simulated nudity and just weird stuff like that. 980 00:59:02,740 --> 00:59:04,540 It's, you know, thing is, 981 00:59:04,542 --> 00:59:05,974 you're not going to scare everybody. 982 00:59:05,976 --> 00:59:08,143 We were kind of the idiots 983 00:59:08,145 --> 00:59:10,946 that came up with most of this new stuff. 984 00:59:10,948 --> 00:59:12,981 It's like, how many times can we spray people 985 00:59:12,983 --> 00:59:15,183 in the face with water or fake jizz 986 00:59:15,185 --> 00:59:17,853 or whatever it is that happens? 987 00:59:17,855 --> 00:59:20,055 - Real jizz. - It may or may not be. 988 00:59:20,057 --> 00:59:22,758 If you taste it, it's kind of salty. 989 00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:24,259 I bet. 990 00:59:24,261 --> 00:59:26,795 You should never, ever, ever lick something 991 00:59:26,797 --> 00:59:28,597 that lands on your face in a haunted house. 992 00:59:28,599 --> 00:59:31,934 That's how herpes and unwanted pregnancies start. 993 00:59:31,936 --> 00:59:33,669 - Not for the kiddies. - I'd love that. 994 00:59:33,671 --> 00:59:35,103 - I thought it was great. - That's right. 995 00:59:35,105 --> 00:59:37,773 Not for the kiddies but for the three titties. 996 00:59:37,775 --> 00:59:39,174 - Look at that. - Holy shit. 997 00:59:39,176 --> 00:59:40,776 Look at those titties. 998 00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:48,016 MAN: Welcome. If you seek an emergency, 999 00:59:48,018 --> 00:59:49,818 help will be given. 1000 00:59:49,820 --> 00:59:51,687 We are here to help you. 1001 00:59:51,689 --> 00:59:53,288 But under Obamacare, 1002 00:59:53,290 --> 00:59:57,292 your vaccination against the outbreak are not covered. 1003 00:59:59,663 --> 01:00:01,730 This way, assholes. 1004 01:00:01,732 --> 01:00:04,066 "This way, assholes." 1005 01:00:04,068 --> 01:00:07,703 Clean, clean, surprisingly. 1006 01:00:07,705 --> 01:00:09,371 Oh, sorry, I forgot you, sir. 1007 01:00:11,675 --> 01:00:13,375 Saw that coming. 1008 01:00:13,377 --> 01:00:15,043 Found the whore of the group right here. 1009 01:00:15,045 --> 01:00:17,980 I bet you'd suck and fuck any goddamn dick you seen, 1010 01:00:17,982 --> 01:00:19,181 wouldn't you? 1011 01:00:19,183 --> 01:00:21,683 The headache here to the sore ass, 1012 01:00:21,685 --> 01:00:24,252 or is it just another fun fudge-packing session, huh? 1013 01:00:24,254 --> 01:00:27,956 It's a redneck fiasco of debauchery and insaneness. 1014 01:00:27,958 --> 01:00:31,393 That's what cool about doing it, the extreme haunt. 1015 01:00:31,395 --> 01:00:34,630 You're just say, "fuck the world." You know? 1016 01:00:34,632 --> 01:00:37,165 BRANDY: And with an extreme haunt, is there any limitations 1017 01:00:37,167 --> 01:00:39,167 that people won't go to, do you find? 1018 01:00:39,169 --> 01:00:41,403 Or do you think it's kind of a free-for-all? 1019 01:00:41,405 --> 01:00:44,139 Well, the market seems like it's getting crazy stupid. 1020 01:00:44,141 --> 01:00:47,909 There's some people that call snuff clubs haunted houses now. 1021 01:00:47,911 --> 01:00:50,145 And, uh, you know, hackjob's thing, 1022 01:00:50,147 --> 01:00:52,314 it goes extreme as you want it to nowadays. 1023 01:00:52,316 --> 01:00:55,751 MAN: You must be waiting on the granny tranny gangbang! 1024 01:00:55,753 --> 01:00:59,154 Wait until you see my next little fuck puppet! 1025 01:00:59,156 --> 01:01:00,856 Did you finger-blast that hand again? 1026 01:01:00,858 --> 01:01:02,357 MAN: This fucking ass 1027 01:01:02,359 --> 01:01:06,161 and give you a double-donkey mark you'll never forget. 1028 01:01:06,163 --> 01:01:08,030 Little cotton swab up your dick hole, 1029 01:01:08,032 --> 01:01:09,431 make sure there ain't shit all in there. 1030 01:01:09,433 --> 01:01:11,767 We gonna get you cleaned up nice. 1031 01:01:11,769 --> 01:01:13,235 After you've gotten the vaccination, 1032 01:01:13,237 --> 01:01:16,071 don't worry because then you got to get armed up 1033 01:01:16,073 --> 01:01:17,739 and ready to do. 1034 01:01:17,741 --> 01:01:19,941 Once everything is all set, the doctor wait's short. 1035 01:01:22,146 --> 01:01:23,412 Come on. Follow me this way! 1036 01:01:23,414 --> 01:01:26,682 Holy shit. She just shot that dude. 1037 01:01:26,684 --> 01:01:28,417 We have to get the eggs out of her anus, 1038 01:01:28,419 --> 01:01:31,119 so we're going to apply a gentle laxative. 1039 01:01:31,121 --> 01:01:34,322 Might I ask for an assistant? 1040 01:01:34,324 --> 01:01:36,992 Come on! Push, cunt, push! 1041 01:01:36,994 --> 01:01:38,927 Oh, fuck it! 1042 01:01:38,929 --> 01:01:40,462 Oh, oh. 1043 01:01:40,464 --> 01:01:42,397 If you want to die, you should probably go that way 1044 01:01:42,399 --> 01:01:44,066 before we shove it in your anus. 1045 01:01:44,068 --> 01:01:45,267 I heard he wanted... 1046 01:01:45,269 --> 01:01:47,469 No. 1047 01:01:47,471 --> 01:01:49,771 What the fuck is this? 1048 01:01:49,773 --> 01:01:53,942 Damn it! You don't know what they do to us in here. 1049 01:01:55,979 --> 01:01:57,846 Ha, look at that! 1050 01:01:57,848 --> 01:01:59,748 - Looks like you two guys. - Ah! 1051 01:02:08,292 --> 01:02:10,392 What the fuck? 1052 01:02:10,394 --> 01:02:12,294 Jeff: Brandy, Brandy, let's go. 1053 01:02:12,296 --> 01:02:14,096 Stay away from them. 1054 01:02:29,847 --> 01:02:33,081 MAN: We've been waiting for you all night. 1055 01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:35,317 Laser titties. 1056 01:02:42,226 --> 01:02:45,360 Go, go, fucking go! Get out of here, go, hard! 1057 01:02:45,362 --> 01:02:47,529 Get out of here now! 1058 01:02:51,168 --> 01:02:54,803 Help me. Please, you got to help me. 1059 01:02:54,805 --> 01:02:57,439 You come in here now, bitch. You come with me. 1060 01:02:57,441 --> 01:02:59,441 Get your fucking ass up here. 1061 01:02:59,443 --> 01:03:03,178 Now, look, that's what she get for using her titties now. 1062 01:03:03,180 --> 01:03:05,380 We gonna have us an orgy here, 1063 01:03:05,382 --> 01:03:08,083 have us a good time, now, ain't we? 1064 01:03:08,085 --> 01:03:09,985 - Shut up! - I'm sorry. 1065 01:03:09,987 --> 01:03:12,554 Come on. She jacked up on that swamp juice! 1066 01:03:12,556 --> 01:03:15,957 - Yeah. Oh! - Oh, my god! 1067 01:03:15,959 --> 01:03:18,026 Please don't rape me. Please don't rape me. 1068 01:03:18,028 --> 01:03:21,296 Have us a good time. Yeah. 1069 01:03:21,298 --> 01:03:23,999 Come in. Come in. 1070 01:03:24,001 --> 01:03:26,434 I've been expecting you. I need more children. 1071 01:03:34,411 --> 01:03:35,844 Come in, children. 1072 01:03:35,846 --> 01:03:38,213 Line your backs up against the wall. 1073 01:03:38,215 --> 01:03:40,916 I've been expecting you, yes, yes. 1074 01:03:40,918 --> 01:03:43,385 MAN: Keep your eyes open, your mouths closed. 1075 01:03:50,928 --> 01:03:53,094 Here we go! Move! Move! 1076 01:03:59,335 --> 01:04:04,072 And I'm gonna pick up one of these when we're done. 1077 01:04:04,074 --> 01:04:06,308 MAN: How many of those shirts do you have? 1078 01:04:06,310 --> 01:04:09,611 - Let's go. - Nice. 1079 01:04:11,514 --> 01:04:13,548 Break it down. 1080 01:04:13,550 --> 01:04:15,250 Step forward. 1081 01:04:17,287 --> 01:04:21,122 You know you're beautiful, mesmerizing. 1082 01:04:23,927 --> 01:04:25,360 Come. 1083 01:04:33,637 --> 01:04:37,339 BRANDY: Jeff, where did everybody else go? 1084 01:04:39,610 --> 01:04:42,210 JEFF: How the hell do we get out of here? 1085 01:04:59,296 --> 01:05:01,263 Yes. 1086 01:05:01,265 --> 01:05:06,034 You only escaped 'cause I let you, but not this time. 1087 01:05:36,099 --> 01:05:38,333 Oh, fuck you guys. 1088 01:05:46,243 --> 01:05:48,343 Look, I know you brought us out here, 1089 01:05:48,345 --> 01:05:50,211 but this is fucking too far. 1090 01:05:50,213 --> 01:05:51,579 What? Who are you talking about? 1091 01:05:51,581 --> 01:05:54,449 BRANDY: Look, who is on this? Who is this guy? 1092 01:05:54,451 --> 01:05:56,251 Jeff: Dude, take a look. 1093 01:05:56,253 --> 01:06:00,221 MAN: That's just a mannequin. 1094 01:06:00,223 --> 01:06:02,624 I don't know who that is. That's not one of our actors. 1095 01:06:02,626 --> 01:06:04,192 - You don't know who that is? - No, it's not. 1096 01:06:04,194 --> 01:06:05,527 How is it not one of your actors? 1097 01:06:05,529 --> 01:06:08,663 He's here at your haunt. 1098 01:06:08,665 --> 01:06:11,733 That's not one of our masks. I don't know what to tell you. 1099 01:06:11,735 --> 01:06:13,268 Brandy: Look, okay, whatever. 1100 01:06:20,643 --> 01:06:22,444 Good show. 1101 01:06:22,446 --> 01:06:24,412 - Hey, is this mine? Or... - Can I grab a couple... 1102 01:06:24,414 --> 01:06:26,481 - Shots of you? - Okay. 1103 01:06:26,483 --> 01:06:29,250 What happened? 1104 01:06:29,252 --> 01:06:32,053 MAN: Oh, god, somebody did something. I don't know. 1105 01:06:32,055 --> 01:06:34,689 - You want me to fight him? - I'm a peon. I don't have a... 1106 01:06:34,691 --> 01:06:36,491 But, yeah, something just happened. 1107 01:06:36,493 --> 01:06:39,127 MAN: Brandy, wait up. 1108 01:06:39,129 --> 01:06:40,996 You know what, guys? I'm fucking done. 1109 01:06:40,998 --> 01:06:42,230 What are you crying about? 1110 01:06:42,232 --> 01:06:43,498 I know what you did in there. 1111 01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:44,666 I went and I talked to the manager, 1112 01:06:44,668 --> 01:06:46,301 so I know what you did. 1113 01:06:46,303 --> 01:06:47,502 So unless you want to give me a fucking raise, 1114 01:06:47,504 --> 01:06:49,204 I'm not doing this shit anymore. 1115 01:06:49,206 --> 01:06:51,039 We didn't do anything! What are you talking about? 1116 01:06:51,041 --> 01:06:52,507 Whatever. That's what you say every single time, and I'm done. 1117 01:06:52,509 --> 01:06:55,010 - I'm done. - Whatever. 1118 01:06:55,012 --> 01:06:56,378 I mean... 1119 01:07:02,786 --> 01:07:06,254 Brandy, what the fuck? 1120 01:07:06,256 --> 01:07:08,523 - You guys are such jerks. - So what's the deal? 1121 01:07:08,525 --> 01:07:11,493 You know what the deal is. You guys set me up. 1122 01:07:11,495 --> 01:07:13,561 - I don't know what you're... - Set you up for what? 1123 01:07:13,563 --> 01:07:15,063 I don't know what you guys are doing. 1124 01:07:15,065 --> 01:07:16,331 Like, you're just... 1125 01:07:16,333 --> 01:07:18,066 I told you no shenanigans or any of this... 1126 01:07:18,068 --> 01:07:19,667 There's no shenanigans. You don't know. 1127 01:07:19,669 --> 01:07:21,336 Extreme haunt stuff. 1128 01:07:21,338 --> 01:07:23,671 BOBBY: Jeff, what did you see? You were with her. 1129 01:07:23,673 --> 01:07:25,273 We showed the manager the footage. 1130 01:07:25,275 --> 01:07:26,674 It was the same guy from last year. 1131 01:07:26,676 --> 01:07:28,443 The guy didn't work at the place. 1132 01:07:28,445 --> 01:07:30,378 It was just weird. It was just weird. 1133 01:07:30,380 --> 01:07:31,780 Like, the guy didn't belong there. 1134 01:07:31,782 --> 01:07:33,481 He looked just like the guy from last year. 1135 01:07:33,483 --> 01:07:35,216 And he knows that some random... Like, I don't understand. 1136 01:07:35,218 --> 01:07:36,751 JEFF: Zack, I'm telling you, like, it was really... 1137 01:07:36,753 --> 01:07:40,055 BOBBY: I saw six skulls. I saw six skulls in that haunt. 1138 01:07:40,057 --> 01:07:42,824 It's the manager's job to know all of his employees. 1139 01:07:42,826 --> 01:07:44,292 I think he knows. 1140 01:07:44,294 --> 01:07:47,595 And you recognize a specific skull mask, 1141 01:07:47,597 --> 01:07:50,765 and he recognizes that that's not one of his in the dark? 1142 01:07:50,767 --> 01:07:53,268 Hi. When something really big happens in your life, 1143 01:07:53,270 --> 01:07:54,836 you tend to remember it really well. 1144 01:07:54,838 --> 01:07:56,304 Where the fuck did you guys go? I have everything up. 1145 01:07:56,306 --> 01:07:57,806 Zack: Brandy and Jeff are freaking out 1146 01:07:57,808 --> 01:07:59,741 because a guy in a skull mask jumped out at them. 1147 01:07:59,743 --> 01:08:01,443 MIKEY: What happened? 1148 01:08:01,445 --> 01:08:02,744 We were going through the haunt, and there was a guy... 1149 01:08:02,746 --> 01:08:04,479 And you got scared. 1150 01:08:04,481 --> 01:08:06,448 That's what the point of going to a haunted house is. 1151 01:08:06,450 --> 01:08:08,216 Okay. I feel like you're just... 1152 01:08:08,218 --> 01:08:11,186 You're demeaning this a little bit, and it's not fair. 1153 01:08:11,188 --> 01:08:14,722 It's... we asked the manager, and he said it wasn't his guy. 1154 01:08:14,724 --> 01:08:16,458 I think he knows who works there. 1155 01:08:16,460 --> 01:08:18,760 And this is not worth it for me anymore. 1156 01:08:18,762 --> 01:08:20,528 This is... It's just not worth it. 1157 01:08:20,530 --> 01:08:22,464 Brandy, they're paying us a lot of money. 1158 01:08:22,466 --> 01:08:23,832 We still have hellbent. 1159 01:08:23,834 --> 01:08:25,200 We have to go to the haunted hoochie, 1160 01:08:25,202 --> 01:08:26,835 and we have Satan's hollow. 1161 01:08:26,837 --> 01:08:29,270 Great. This is not worth it for me anymore. 1162 01:08:29,272 --> 01:08:30,705 It's just not. 1163 01:08:30,707 --> 01:08:32,440 What do you need? 1164 01:08:34,777 --> 01:08:36,845 I'll give you more money. We have to finish. 1165 01:08:36,847 --> 01:08:40,115 We have those three places, and that's it. 1166 01:08:40,117 --> 01:08:41,716 Hellbent's tomorrow night. 1167 01:08:41,718 --> 01:08:43,785 We have... and then, Friday, we'll go to the haunted hoochie. 1168 01:08:43,787 --> 01:08:45,386 We'll end the weekend with Satan's hollow. 1169 01:08:45,388 --> 01:08:47,422 We're done. 1170 01:08:47,424 --> 01:08:49,524 Okay. I'll do one more, but I'm... 1171 01:08:49,526 --> 01:08:51,426 I'm not making guarantees about the others. 1172 01:08:51,428 --> 01:08:54,662 Okay. I will transfer you more money in the morning. 1173 01:08:54,664 --> 01:08:56,297 BOBBY: Haunt extortion. 1174 01:08:56,299 --> 01:08:58,199 Do you want me to go or not? 1175 01:08:58,201 --> 01:09:01,402 Because I think you kind of need to stop right about now. 1176 01:09:01,404 --> 01:09:03,705 All good? 1177 01:09:03,707 --> 01:09:05,840 But also, don't freak out. 1178 01:09:05,842 --> 01:09:08,209 It's... you're supposed to be getting scared. 1179 01:09:08,211 --> 01:09:09,544 It's a haunted house. 1180 01:09:09,546 --> 01:09:10,845 Okay. Whatever, Zack. 1181 01:09:10,847 --> 01:09:14,749 You obviously just don't understand. 1182 01:09:14,751 --> 01:09:17,285 - Why are you paying her more? - Well... 1183 01:09:17,287 --> 01:09:19,587 - I was scared, too. - Shut up, Mike. 1184 01:09:19,589 --> 01:09:21,422 BOBBY: Nobody's paying for the bearded man. 1185 01:09:21,424 --> 01:09:23,591 They're paying for coffin girl. 1186 01:09:34,905 --> 01:09:37,338 This is what got Brandy to stay. 1187 01:09:37,340 --> 01:09:39,607 Hey, don't eat my healthy snacks, all right, bro? 1188 01:09:39,609 --> 01:09:41,209 - Fucking water. - What? 1189 01:09:41,211 --> 01:09:43,845 - At least we got her to stay. - Yeah, true. 1190 01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:48,616 - All right. - All right. 1191 01:09:48,618 --> 01:09:49,951 I'm gonna go to bed. 1192 01:09:49,953 --> 01:09:52,420 Long day tomorrow. 1193 01:09:52,422 --> 01:09:54,923 - Going to go hit the hay, bro? - Toast. 1194 01:09:54,925 --> 01:09:57,325 Go hit the hay, farm boy. 1195 01:09:57,327 --> 01:10:00,762 Without sleep, you live two lives, Jeff boy. 1196 01:10:00,764 --> 01:10:02,597 Shut it down, bro. 1197 01:12:04,453 --> 01:12:06,921 ZACK: Jeff, I said get up now. Let's go. 1198 01:12:06,923 --> 01:12:08,623 - What? - Mike, Brandy, get up. 1199 01:12:08,625 --> 01:12:09,891 - What? - It's 4 fucking o'clock. 1200 01:12:09,893 --> 01:12:11,359 We're never gonna make it to the haunt. 1201 01:12:11,361 --> 01:12:13,094 Go now, right now. 1202 01:12:13,096 --> 01:12:15,897 Jeff, let's get going. 1203 01:12:16,832 --> 01:12:20,068 - What the fuck? - Hey, dude. 1204 01:12:20,070 --> 01:12:22,704 - Fuck, dude. - How is it 4:00? 1205 01:12:22,706 --> 01:12:24,439 - Hey, we got to get on the road. - Morning. 1206 01:12:24,441 --> 01:12:26,474 We got to get on the road. 1207 01:12:26,476 --> 01:12:28,876 What the fuck are you talking about it's 4:00? 1208 01:12:28,878 --> 01:12:30,011 How does... 1209 01:12:30,013 --> 01:12:33,948 Jesus Christ. I feel like shit. 1210 01:12:33,950 --> 01:12:38,753 Where the fuck... this is not the fucking campground. 1211 01:12:38,755 --> 01:12:41,522 What the fuck? 1212 01:12:43,625 --> 01:12:45,727 Bobby: Where the hell are we? 1213 01:12:52,501 --> 01:12:54,469 Where did you park last night? 1214 01:12:54,471 --> 01:12:56,504 Jeff: I parked at a campground. 1215 01:12:56,506 --> 01:12:58,106 - This... this is... - You saw other RVs? 1216 01:12:58,108 --> 01:13:00,742 JEFF: This is absolutely not the place we were at last night. 1217 01:13:00,744 --> 01:13:02,643 I don't know where we're at. 1218 01:13:02,645 --> 01:13:04,612 Bobby: Zack, look at the sign. 1219 01:13:07,516 --> 01:13:09,684 - Hellbent. - God damn it. 1220 01:13:09,686 --> 01:13:11,119 What the fuck? 1221 01:13:12,489 --> 01:13:14,122 Brandy: Guys, what's going on? 1222 01:13:14,124 --> 01:13:15,456 - Somebody's literally... - What the fuck? 1223 01:13:15,458 --> 01:13:16,791 Open the door, Bobby. 1224 01:13:16,793 --> 01:13:18,393 There's a sconce that's sitting in the door. 1225 01:13:18,395 --> 01:13:19,794 - Open the door. - The door is fucking locked. 1226 01:13:19,796 --> 01:13:21,896 MIKEY: That guy's wearing my fucking suit, man. 1227 01:13:23,832 --> 01:13:25,566 BRANDY: What? 1228 01:13:30,839 --> 01:13:32,540 MIKEY: Jesus Christ. 1229 01:13:32,542 --> 01:13:33,975 BRANDY: Guys, this is the stuff I'm talking about. 1230 01:13:33,977 --> 01:13:36,511 I did not sign up for this. 1231 01:13:38,714 --> 01:13:41,416 BOBBY: Check your closet now. 1232 01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:45,920 - Yeah, that's mine. - Is it in there? 1233 01:13:45,922 --> 01:13:47,088 - No, it's gone. - They've been in here? 1234 01:13:47,090 --> 01:13:48,756 I don't have it! 1235 01:13:50,859 --> 01:13:54,495 Go ahead. Look where we are, bro. 1236 01:13:57,900 --> 01:14:00,101 - How are we in north Carolina? - I have no fucking idea. 1237 01:14:00,103 --> 01:14:01,769 How are we in fucking north Carolina? 1238 01:14:01,771 --> 01:14:03,905 I have no idea how we're in north Carolina right now. 1239 01:14:03,907 --> 01:14:05,440 - We went to bed. - How is it 4:00 P.M.? 1240 01:14:05,442 --> 01:14:06,808 Zack: The clown just left. 1241 01:14:06,810 --> 01:14:08,476 BRANDY: Are they just gonna leave us in here? 1242 01:14:08,478 --> 01:14:10,144 Well, he's not gonna let us out until it's dark. 1243 01:14:10,146 --> 01:14:12,079 It's gonna be fucking locked till dark. 1244 01:14:12,081 --> 01:14:13,648 We're not gonna be able to get out. 1245 01:14:13,650 --> 01:14:15,550 And then they're gonna have us go in. 1246 01:14:15,552 --> 01:14:18,453 You got us in some deep fucking shit tonight. 1247 01:14:28,932 --> 01:14:31,766 It's time. 1248 01:14:31,768 --> 01:14:34,569 Brandy: Guys, this is insane. 1249 01:14:34,571 --> 01:14:37,071 Zack: Welcome to hellbent. 1250 01:14:42,578 --> 01:14:44,779 - You ready, Brandy? - Lights on. 1251 01:14:45,914 --> 01:14:48,015 Here we go. 1252 01:21:36,959 --> 01:21:39,126 Please, please let me go. 1253 01:21:39,128 --> 01:21:42,630 I don't want anything to do with this. 1254 01:21:42,632 --> 01:21:45,666 I'll go wherever you want. Just take your hands off me. 1255 01:21:58,014 --> 01:22:00,614 BRANDY: Stop. Stop! 1256 01:22:00,616 --> 01:22:02,416 Why are you doing this? 1257 01:22:26,575 --> 01:22:28,676 Stop! 1258 01:22:37,620 --> 01:22:41,388 What's going on? Get off me. 1259 01:22:41,390 --> 01:22:45,025 I don't... just tell me what's going on. 1260 01:22:52,368 --> 01:22:55,002 Bobby! What's going... 1261 01:22:55,004 --> 01:22:56,303 - Bobby! 1262 01:22:56,305 --> 01:22:58,405 Stop! Stop! 1263 01:22:58,407 --> 01:23:01,542 Please stop! Please just stop! 1264 01:23:01,544 --> 01:23:02,676 No! 1265 01:23:05,081 --> 01:23:07,114 Bobby! 1266 01:23:07,116 --> 01:23:09,683 Stop! No! 1267 01:23:09,685 --> 01:23:12,286 No! No! 1268 01:23:12,288 --> 01:23:15,756 No! 1269 01:23:22,498 --> 01:23:25,199 BRANDY: Are you okay? Are you okay? 1270 01:23:25,201 --> 01:23:27,134 No! No, Bobby! 1271 01:23:27,136 --> 01:23:29,436 Bobby! Bobby! Bobby! 1272 01:23:29,438 --> 01:23:31,138 No! 1273 01:23:39,548 --> 01:23:41,682 What do you guys want? 1274 01:23:56,032 --> 01:23:57,331 No! 1275 01:25:04,333 --> 01:25:08,402 Jeff! Jeff! 1276 01:25:10,106 --> 01:25:11,605 Please help. 1277 01:25:11,607 --> 01:25:14,108 Please help. No. 1278 01:25:29,391 --> 01:25:30,891 Aah! 1279 01:25:36,565 --> 01:25:38,165 Aah! 1280 01:26:53,642 --> 01:26:55,809 Ah. 1281 01:28:40,949 --> 01:28:43,483 - Oh, Jesus! - Oh, oh, oh, Brandy! 1282 01:28:44,920 --> 01:28:46,720 - Put the gun down. - Brandy, it's us. 1283 01:28:46,722 --> 01:28:48,588 You fucking knew the whole time! 1284 01:28:48,590 --> 01:28:50,090 - What is this? - What the fuck's going on? 1285 01:28:50,092 --> 01:28:51,725 It's not fucking funny! 1286 01:28:51,727 --> 01:28:53,994 Brandy, it's us! Brandy, it's us! 1287 01:28:53,996 --> 01:28:55,762 It's us! It's us! It's us! 1288 01:28:55,764 --> 01:28:57,431 Put the gun down! 1289 01:28:57,433 --> 01:28:58,965 - What the fuck is this? - Put the gun down. 1290 01:28:58,967 --> 01:29:00,701 - What is this? - Hey! 1291 01:29:00,703 --> 01:29:03,670 No. It's not fucking funny! It's never been funny! 1292 01:29:05,107 --> 01:29:08,408 Put the gun down! 1293 01:29:08,410 --> 01:29:10,610 - You guys just fuck with me! - There was a check! 1294 01:29:10,612 --> 01:29:12,012 No. There was a check, and there's money in there! 1295 01:29:12,014 --> 01:29:13,814 Yeah, I don't give a fuck anymore! 1296 01:29:13,816 --> 01:29:15,382 - Is this what you want? - Brandy, it's all fake. 1297 01:29:15,384 --> 01:29:16,717 Seriously, put the gun down, please. 1298 01:29:16,719 --> 01:29:18,051 What are you doing? Where did you get a gun? 1299 01:29:18,053 --> 01:29:19,486 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1300 01:29:19,488 --> 01:29:20,954 Brandy, stop! Brandy! 1301 01:29:20,956 --> 01:29:23,390 No! Jesus Christ, somebody call an ambulance! 1302 01:29:23,392 --> 01:29:24,524 - What the fuck? - Brandy? 1303 01:29:24,526 --> 01:29:26,393 What the fuck did you do? 1304 01:29:26,395 --> 01:29:28,695 - What the fuck did you do? - Brandy, Brandy! 1305 01:29:46,982 --> 01:29:50,550 - Oh, man, check this out. - What you got there? 1306 01:29:50,552 --> 01:29:52,486 Same watch we got that camera from. 1307 01:29:52,488 --> 01:29:53,954 Cool. Let's go make a movie out of it. 1308 01:29:53,956 --> 01:29:55,756 Let's make a movie. 1309 01:29:59,862 --> 01:30:01,595 Hey, guys, this is the ladies' restroom. 1310 01:30:01,597 --> 01:30:05,532 Yeah. We know. We're shooting a little video. 1311 01:30:05,534 --> 01:30:07,534 BRANDY: That's not what we're here to do. 1312 01:30:16,178 --> 01:30:19,613 Why is there an alarm? What the hell happened? 1313 01:30:19,615 --> 01:30:22,115 Hey, what is... 1314 01:30:22,117 --> 01:30:24,084 - What the hell's going on? - Why are the cops here, dude? 1315 01:30:24,086 --> 01:30:26,019 What do you mean, the fucking cops are here? 1316 01:30:26,021 --> 01:30:28,088 Do you hear him on the walkie? He said the cops are here. 1317 01:30:28,090 --> 01:30:31,124 Hold it. We did everything they fucking said, 1318 01:30:31,126 --> 01:30:32,726 everything they fucking said. 1319 01:30:32,728 --> 01:30:34,494 - I know! - Where's Brandy? 1320 01:30:34,496 --> 01:30:35,829 Why are the cops here? 1321 01:30:35,831 --> 01:30:37,931 I'm getting the fuck out of here. 1322 01:31:18,574 --> 01:31:20,106 Bobby: This is the layout of hellbent. 1323 01:31:20,108 --> 01:31:21,741 Mikey's in the first room. 1324 01:31:21,743 --> 01:31:23,577 That's the fireplace room. 1325 01:31:23,579 --> 01:31:24,945 She goes to the next room, 1326 01:31:24,947 --> 01:31:26,713 and that's when we get blood boarded, 1327 01:31:26,715 --> 01:31:28,548 and we go to next one, and that's Zack. 1328 01:31:28,550 --> 01:31:30,183 That's the chainsaw room. 1329 01:31:30,185 --> 01:31:32,052 Then, after that, she's gonna get pushed to you, Jeff, 1330 01:31:32,054 --> 01:31:33,753 and you hanging from the ceiling. 1331 01:31:33,755 --> 01:31:35,155 Then we go out through the back tunnels. 1332 01:31:35,157 --> 01:31:36,857 We all change. 1333 01:31:36,859 --> 01:31:38,825 She's gonna get brought right up through here 1334 01:31:38,827 --> 01:31:40,193 in the mousetrap. 1335 01:31:40,195 --> 01:31:42,596 We surround her, start bringing her in. 1336 01:31:42,598 --> 01:31:44,130 She should be contained right here. 1337 01:31:44,132 --> 01:31:45,899 That way, they get the shot they asked for, 1338 01:31:45,901 --> 01:31:47,000 and we get paid. 1339 01:31:47,002 --> 01:31:48,568 Give her the casket. 1340 01:31:48,570 --> 01:31:49,736 She opens it up, check's in the casket, 1341 01:31:49,738 --> 01:31:51,905 happy Halloween, done. 1342 01:31:51,907 --> 01:31:54,708 Hopefully, she doesn't want to fucking kill us. 1343 01:33:21,597 --> 01:33:23,196 - Brandy! - Brandy, come on! 1344 01:33:23,198 --> 01:33:25,231 Brandy, Brandy, Brandy, Brandy! 1345 01:33:25,233 --> 01:33:26,967 - No, no, no, no, no! - Brandy, stop! 1346 01:33:26,969 --> 01:33:28,969 Brandy! 1347 01:33:28,971 --> 01:33:30,637 Jesus Christ. Somebody call an ambulance! 1348 01:33:30,639 --> 01:33:31,638 - Brandy? - Brandy? 1349 01:33:31,640 --> 01:33:33,139 What the fuck did you do? 1350 01:33:33,141 --> 01:33:35,008 What the fuck did you do? 1351 01:33:35,010 --> 01:33:36,810 Brandy? Brandy? Come on! 1352 01:33:36,812 --> 01:33:38,712 Brandy, Brandy, Brandy, Brandy, Brandy? 1353 01:33:38,714 --> 01:33:41,114 Holy shit. 1354 01:33:41,116 --> 01:33:42,816 What the fuck are you doing? Is this a joke? 1355 01:33:42,818 --> 01:33:44,751 - Oh, my god. Are you kidding me? - It's a fucking joke? 1356 01:33:44,753 --> 01:33:48,288 What? You wanted your grand finale, your big ending? 1357 01:33:48,290 --> 01:33:49,956 You've got your fucking big ending, 1358 01:33:49,958 --> 01:33:53,960 and you've got your fucking dumb shirt. 1359 01:33:53,962 --> 01:33:55,729 - You know about this? - I'm done with you guys. 1360 01:33:55,731 --> 01:33:57,130 - Did you know about this, Bobby? - Done! 1361 01:33:57,132 --> 01:33:59,199 What did I know about the what... 1362 01:33:59,201 --> 01:34:00,967 Oh, my god. 1363 01:34:00,969 --> 01:34:03,870 This was supposed to be about you. 1364 01:34:03,872 --> 01:34:05,305 We did it for you. There was money. 1365 01:34:05,307 --> 01:34:07,073 There was a check in there. It was supposed... 1366 01:34:07,075 --> 01:34:08,908 It was... it's not a joke. It was for you. 1367 01:34:08,910 --> 01:34:12,812 BOBBY: The fuck is this? Did you set this up? 1368 01:34:12,814 --> 01:34:15,115 - They told us we film. - Such bullshit. 1369 01:34:15,117 --> 01:34:16,883 Bobby: We put you in the situation. 1370 01:34:16,885 --> 01:34:18,685 We ham it up for the cameras. 1371 01:34:18,687 --> 01:34:19,986 Their shit goes viral. 1372 01:34:19,988 --> 01:34:22,422 We get paid fuck-tons of money. 1373 01:34:22,424 --> 01:34:24,924 That was it. That was all. 1374 01:34:24,926 --> 01:34:27,060 - We did not mean to hurt you. - This was money. 1375 01:34:27,062 --> 01:34:29,095 BOBBY: There was supposed to be a fucking check in there... 1376 01:34:29,097 --> 01:34:31,431 - Yeah. - Not a gun! 1377 01:34:31,433 --> 01:34:34,167 - I'm done. - Brandy, we're so sorry. 1378 01:34:34,169 --> 01:34:36,436 MIKEY: Brandy. 1379 01:34:36,438 --> 01:34:38,338 What? Go away. 1380 01:34:38,340 --> 01:34:40,106 Mike, go away. 1381 01:40:19,748 --> 01:40:26,619 Halloween spooks behind the tree 105084

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