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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:00,861 --> 00:01:03,330 What a town. 2 00:01:03,363 --> 00:01:07,267 If they only knew was out there. 3 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:10,303 I mean, what's really out there. 4 00:01:10,337 --> 00:01:14,508 I was there and I still don't believe it. 5 00:01:14,542 --> 00:01:18,546 Guess I should start at the beginning... the night 6 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:20,113 of my first wedding anniversary. 7 00:01:31,191 --> 00:01:32,312 -Happy anniversary, darling. 8 00:01:42,770 --> 00:01:49,176 $12,326.18 for what? 9 00:01:49,209 --> 00:01:50,210 Continental Hotel? 10 00:02:00,921 --> 00:02:02,331 Continental Hotel. 11 00:02:02,355 --> 00:02:03,824 How may I direct your call? 12 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:05,325 -Reservations, please. 13 00:02:05,358 --> 00:02:06,570 I'll transfer you. 14 00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:08,428 -Thank you. 15 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:10,531 Continental Hotel, may I help you? 16 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:12,399 -Yes, this is Richard Clarke. 17 00:02:12,432 --> 00:02:12,933 Yes, Mr. Clarke. 18 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:14,401 How may I help you? 19 00:02:14,434 --> 00:02:16,303 - I got my credit card bill today and there's 20 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:17,571 some charges to your hotel. 21 00:02:17,605 --> 00:02:18,715 All right, 22 00:02:18,739 --> 00:02:20,240 and which night are you referring to? 23 00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:21,074 -What do you mean, which night? 24 00:02:21,108 --> 00:02:22,451 Well, you've 25 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:23,753 been staying here quite a bit lately. 26 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:26,313 In fact, Mrs. Clarke just made another reservation 27 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:27,314 for tomorrow night. 28 00:02:27,347 --> 00:02:28,649 -Janet Clarke? 29 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:29,793 Yes, sir. 30 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:31,719 -This is her husband, Richard. 31 00:02:31,752 --> 00:02:33,954 Is there a problem, Mr. Clarke? 32 00:02:37,357 --> 00:02:39,560 -No. 33 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:40,594 No. 34 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:47,334 Listen, don't tell Mrs. Clarke that we talked. 35 00:02:47,367 --> 00:02:48,836 I'd hate to ruin her surprise. 36 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:50,479 Of course, Mr. Clarke. 37 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:53,607 And by the way, thank you again for that very generous tip 38 00:02:53,641 --> 00:02:55,643 last week. 39 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:56,644 -You're welcome. 40 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,519 And happy anniversary. 41 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:09,289 My marriage was a lie. 42 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:11,692 I was humiliated. 43 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:14,995 How could I go on? 44 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:17,565 So I got drunk. 45 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:18,599 Tried to kill myself. 46 00:03:34,281 --> 00:03:36,817 That didn't work. 47 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:37,851 -Damn. 48 00:03:40,688 --> 00:03:44,892 Then I saw this infomercial on television. 49 00:03:44,925 --> 00:03:46,627 -Life got you down? 50 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:49,396 Are you tired of your current existence? 51 00:03:49,429 --> 00:03:50,831 Are you at the end of your rope? 52 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:53,300 Then become one of the undead, where 53 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:56,036 immortality is waiting for you. 54 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:58,806 It only takes a minute, just a little nip on the neck 55 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:00,808 and you're through. 56 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:04,277 Join our legions and you'll meet new and interesting people. 57 00:04:04,311 --> 00:04:07,681 And the nightlife is killer. 58 00:04:07,715 --> 00:04:09,316 Because of Kiss of Death, Inc., you're 59 00:04:09,349 --> 00:04:11,652 only a bite away from immortality. 60 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:16,489 So pick up the phone and call 1-888-Bite Me 61 00:04:16,524 --> 00:04:17,525 That's 1-888-BiteMe. 62 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:21,629 Our operators are standing by. 63 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:23,831 Call now. 64 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:25,933 - Yes, I'd like to join your legions. 65 00:04:25,966 --> 00:04:28,802 So I called Kiss of Death, Incorporated. 66 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:30,538 They said a service representative 67 00:04:30,571 --> 00:04:31,748 would appear tomorrow at midnight. 68 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:35,643 This was the answer I was looking for. 69 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:38,311 Cut that cheating bitch out of my will. 70 00:04:38,345 --> 00:04:41,615 Come back undead, get my revenge. 71 00:04:41,649 --> 00:04:44,818 -You're going to pay, Janet. 72 00:04:44,852 --> 00:04:46,053 You're both going to pay. 73 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:17,618 -Hi. 74 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:30,564 -Payback's a bitch. 75 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:38,471 Would you help me with my choker? 76 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:39,507 -Sure. 77 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:49,116 You come back later. 78 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:51,484 I've got a little surprise for you. 79 00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:52,653 -What is it? 80 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:54,588 -You'll see. 81 00:05:54,622 --> 00:05:58,391 -I should be home by 1-ish. 82 00:05:58,425 --> 00:05:59,426 -Perfect. 83 00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:12,706 -What was that for? 84 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:15,709 - I just wanted you to know how much I love you. 85 00:06:15,743 --> 00:06:17,110 -Well, I love you, too. 86 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:19,412 Duh. 87 00:06:19,446 --> 00:06:20,447 -Goodbye, Janet. 88 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:26,800 -I'll see you later, honey. 89 00:06:38,031 --> 00:06:40,668 Since I was going to become undead, 90 00:06:40,701 --> 00:06:42,603 I figured I could pick up a few pointers. 91 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:53,741 -Forget it. 92 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:55,018 So I started to have 93 00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:56,810 some very serious second thoughts 94 00:07:56,844 --> 00:07:57,845 about this whole thing. 95 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:09,990 -No! 96 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:11,725 It's not very nice, is it? 97 00:08:16,263 --> 00:08:17,765 -Sorry. 98 00:08:17,798 --> 00:08:20,233 Sorry. 99 00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:24,938 - Aren't you going to invite me in? 100 00:08:24,972 --> 00:08:26,540 -Yeah. 101 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:29,877 Yeah, come on in. 102 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:31,879 Her name was Lillith. 103 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:34,047 -Nice place. 104 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:36,249 Maybe it wasn't such a bad idea, 105 00:08:36,283 --> 00:08:37,184 after all. 106 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:39,887 - I've got to tell you, you're not at all 107 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:41,622 like what I expected. 108 00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:42,790 -What were you expecting? 109 00:08:42,823 --> 00:08:46,660 Some 6'2 guy with long hair and a goatee. 110 00:08:46,694 --> 00:08:48,629 -Kind of, yeah. 111 00:08:48,662 --> 00:08:49,663 -Oh, god. 112 00:08:55,335 --> 00:08:58,706 -You're very beautiful. 113 00:08:58,739 --> 00:09:00,140 -I think you're very handsome. 114 00:09:03,711 --> 00:09:07,681 And I'm real sorry to hear about your wife. 115 00:09:07,715 --> 00:09:09,950 -How do you know about my wife? 116 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:13,654 -Well, word is she gets around. 117 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:14,588 -Look, Richard. 118 00:09:14,622 --> 00:09:16,924 You're really much better off without her. 119 00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:20,861 You're much too good of a guy to be with someone like that. 120 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,105 Any woman would 121 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:25,332 be lucky to have someone like you. 122 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:50,991 - So, should we get down to business. 123 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:52,125 -Oh yeah. 124 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:56,329 Listen, um when I become undead, will I see you again? 125 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:57,931 -Yes, if you want to. 126 00:09:57,965 --> 00:10:02,269 - I want to spend the rest of my life... well, you know. 127 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:05,773 -Forever and ever. 128 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:06,807 -Forever and ever. 129 00:10:11,679 --> 00:10:14,648 OK, let's do it. 130 00:10:14,682 --> 00:10:16,016 Be careful, I'm a bleeder. 131 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:52,352 - I hope that it was as good for you as it was for me. 132 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:10,037 Everything was going according to plan. 133 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:12,973 Janet's about to get what she deserves. 134 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:17,845 Here's the part where she finds out 135 00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:20,147 I wrote her out of the will. 136 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:24,017 - But he... he can't do this to me. 137 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:26,486 -Wow, look at the time. 138 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:29,022 I've got to run, Janet, or I'll be late for that board meeting. 139 00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:30,357 I'll call you later. 140 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:31,324 -Jonathan! 141 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:34,261 Don't leave me like this! 142 00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:40,000 How could you do this to me, you prick? 143 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:43,504 - I'm sorry, Mrs. Clarke, but we have to move Mr. Clarke back 144 00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:47,440 to the mortuary for his final preparation. 145 00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:50,010 - Mr. Vincent, there's been a sudden change 146 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,112 in the will of Richard's estate. 147 00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:55,115 There won't be enough money to cover the burial arrangements, 148 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:58,385 as we had originally planned. 149 00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,821 -Oh. 150 00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:02,990 Well, I'll tell you what I'll do. 151 00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:05,926 We have a special this week on cremations. 152 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:09,229 I'll put your original deposits towards that, 153 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:11,398 and we'll call it even. 154 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:14,034 - I'm sure Richard would have wanted it that way. 155 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,183 - I didn't realize that by cutting her out of the will, 156 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:22,409 I'd be shooting myself in the foot. 157 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:25,345 My dreams of immortality were about to go 158 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:29,049 right out the do window. 159 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,050 -OK, Jimmy. 160 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:33,053 Better fire up the over. 161 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:37,457 Looks like we've got another live one. 162 00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,403 -Look out! 163 00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:31,639 Careful! 164 00:14:31,672 --> 00:14:33,273 They ought to revoke your license. 165 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:35,042 You're a menace with that thing. 166 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:37,144 - I'm not used to driving a stick. 167 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:38,946 Are they here yet? 168 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:41,114 -No, they're late. 169 00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:43,116 I don't know about this thing, Jimmy. 170 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:45,485 -We go over this every time. 171 00:14:45,519 --> 00:14:47,387 We would be doing great business if it 172 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:51,491 wasn't for that big earthquake last year that hurt my legs. 173 00:14:51,525 --> 00:14:53,426 - Yeah, and funerals with National 174 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,596 snatching up all the stiffs. 175 00:14:55,629 --> 00:14:58,632 Nobody wants to do business with us, the little guy, anymore. 176 00:14:58,666 --> 00:15:04,572 - Look, this is the only way we can stay above ground. 177 00:15:04,605 --> 00:15:05,606 Here they come! 178 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:21,722 - Greetings on behalf of exalted and most unholy master, Satan. 179 00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:23,657 -Howdy. 180 00:15:23,691 --> 00:15:25,659 -Let's get this over with. 181 00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:31,599 -This the best you could do? 182 00:15:31,632 --> 00:15:35,302 - It's getting harder to find guys to your specifications. 183 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,971 - What do you do with them, anyway? 184 00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:38,606 -We're in a cult. 185 00:15:38,639 --> 00:15:40,508 What do you think? 186 00:15:40,541 --> 00:15:41,474 -Please! 187 00:15:41,509 --> 00:15:42,510 -It's nothing personal. 188 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,361 -You know what? 189 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:02,696 These guys aren't going anywhere. 190 00:16:02,730 --> 00:16:04,532 If we leave and come back, we can still 191 00:16:04,565 --> 00:16:06,033 catch the last half of the game. 192 00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:07,067 -Good. 193 00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,976 - Been a pleasure doing business with you gentlemen. 194 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:48,542 -Oh my god! 195 00:16:48,576 --> 00:16:49,577 Shit! 196 00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:25,178 Bingo. 197 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:47,200 -Oh hey, doc. 198 00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:48,545 If you're doing a brain operation, 199 00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:51,772 why don't you start with my wife? 200 00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:54,307 -Hi, Jonathan. 201 00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:56,176 -How do you know my name? 202 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:59,647 Do I owe you money? 203 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:01,782 I know you, don't I? 204 00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:03,016 -You should. 205 00:18:03,050 --> 00:18:06,086 You screwed my wife and then drank champagne at my funeral. 206 00:18:12,693 --> 00:18:13,627 -Richard. 207 00:18:13,661 --> 00:18:15,228 But you're dead. 208 00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:17,598 -Do I look dead to you? 209 00:18:17,631 --> 00:18:19,567 Where's Janet? 210 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,169 - Janet, she left me for some internet geek 211 00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:23,136 from the Silicone Valley. 212 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:25,205 She dumped me. 213 00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:27,140 -I'm sorry. 214 00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:30,443 Must have been hard for you. 215 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:31,512 -Don't kill me. 216 00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:32,279 Oh, don't kill me. 217 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:33,647 Whatever you want. 218 00:18:33,681 --> 00:18:36,249 -How about breakfast. 219 00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:51,532 Are you being 220 00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:53,867 buried by the high cost of funeral arrangements? 221 00:18:53,901 --> 00:18:55,503 Then come to Coffin Stuffers where 222 00:18:55,536 --> 00:18:57,437 we discount death for you. 223 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,472 We have a wide variety of funeral packages, 224 00:18:59,507 --> 00:19:02,610 from our no-frills funeral where you get a shovel and a shove, 225 00:19:02,643 --> 00:19:05,813 to our deluxe cadaver package, which includes coffin, flowers, 226 00:19:05,846 --> 00:19:09,282 and designer burial suit with two pair of pants. 227 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:10,851 So don't get stiffed over the high cost 228 00:19:10,884 --> 00:19:13,353 of funeral arrangements, because at Coffin Stuffers, 229 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:15,923 we're the last ones to let you down. 230 00:19:15,956 --> 00:19:19,860 Coffin Stuffers... we bury that cost along with the loss. 231 00:19:23,531 --> 00:19:27,200 -What is this world coming to? 232 00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:29,970 -Tell me. 233 00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,572 -Richard. 234 00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:33,574 How... 235 00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:35,676 -Kiss of Death, Incorporated. 236 00:19:35,709 --> 00:19:38,812 -I went to your funeral. 237 00:19:38,846 --> 00:19:39,947 Janet had you cremated. 238 00:19:39,980 --> 00:19:42,983 - Apparently she never bothered to pick up my ashes. 239 00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:46,453 I got reanimated at the morgue next to three dead bodies. 240 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:49,289 - Guess that would explain the blood. 241 00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:51,659 - Actually, this is from something else. 242 00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:54,962 I need to find the vampire that originally bit me. 243 00:19:54,995 --> 00:19:56,063 -Oh, Richard. 244 00:19:56,096 --> 00:20:00,467 I mean, so much has happened in the last five years. 245 00:20:00,501 --> 00:20:02,469 -Five years. 246 00:20:02,503 --> 00:20:03,504 -You better sit down. 247 00:20:06,740 --> 00:20:10,544 Try to keep the blood off the leather. 248 00:20:10,578 --> 00:20:14,281 Because of Kiss of Death, the vampire epidemic 249 00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:16,684 went out of control. 250 00:20:16,717 --> 00:20:18,652 So the government formed a special unit 251 00:20:18,686 --> 00:20:22,422 of vampire hunters... Stake Force... to exterminate 252 00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,625 anything that went bump in the night. 253 00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:27,695 -So what happened? 254 00:20:27,728 --> 00:20:29,663 -There was a war. 255 00:20:29,697 --> 00:20:31,665 They all got wiped out. 256 00:20:31,699 --> 00:20:34,668 -Did any of them survive? 257 00:20:34,702 --> 00:20:37,971 - As far as the public is concerned, no. 258 00:20:38,005 --> 00:20:41,709 But there's still reports here and there. 259 00:20:41,742 --> 00:20:44,878 -This isn't what I wanted. 260 00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:47,815 -Richard, we all make mistakes. 261 00:20:47,848 --> 00:20:50,684 We just have to go on and live our lives. 262 00:20:50,718 --> 00:20:52,686 -That's easy for you to say. 263 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:53,621 -Listen. 264 00:20:53,654 --> 00:20:55,789 There's an underground club in Hollywood. 265 00:20:55,823 --> 00:20:58,425 You talk to a guy named Boris. 266 00:20:58,458 --> 00:21:00,761 He's a good friend of mine. 267 00:21:00,794 --> 00:21:02,730 Very heavy into the occult. 268 00:21:02,763 --> 00:21:05,699 I think he can help you. 269 00:21:05,733 --> 00:21:08,035 -Thanks, Dan. 270 00:21:08,068 --> 00:21:09,603 I knew I could count on you. 271 00:21:09,637 --> 00:21:10,718 -Hey, what are friends for? 272 00:21:13,073 --> 00:21:14,608 -I'll be in touch. 273 00:21:14,642 --> 00:21:15,643 -Good luck, Richard. 274 00:21:18,912 --> 00:21:22,616 And Richard... you might want to change that shirt. 275 00:21:51,812 --> 00:21:52,680 -Where'd you come from? 276 00:21:52,713 --> 00:21:53,781 -I'm with them. 277 00:21:53,814 --> 00:21:55,749 -I don't think so. 278 00:21:55,783 --> 00:21:57,017 -I'm on the list. 279 00:21:57,050 --> 00:21:59,820 -There is no list. 280 00:21:59,853 --> 00:22:02,122 -Uh, I'm a friend of Boris? 281 00:22:02,155 --> 00:22:04,357 - Why didn't you say so in the first place? 282 00:22:35,623 --> 00:22:36,990 -Hey. 283 00:22:37,024 --> 00:22:37,991 What can I get you? 284 00:22:38,025 --> 00:22:40,027 -I'm looking for Boris. 285 00:22:40,060 --> 00:22:41,762 -He should be here by now. 286 00:22:41,795 --> 00:22:44,798 -Can I help you with something? 287 00:22:44,832 --> 00:22:46,800 -I'm good. 288 00:22:46,834 --> 00:22:47,835 -Let me know. 289 00:23:11,759 --> 00:23:13,727 -Hey man, what's up? 290 00:23:13,761 --> 00:23:15,729 -What's it to you? 291 00:23:15,763 --> 00:23:19,166 - Haven't seen you in here before. 292 00:23:19,199 --> 00:23:20,501 -You're hitting on me? 293 00:23:20,534 --> 00:23:21,535 -No. 294 00:23:24,505 --> 00:23:26,106 Man, I can hook you up. 295 00:23:26,139 --> 00:23:28,475 X, GHB, anything you need. 296 00:23:28,509 --> 00:23:29,877 I aim to please. 297 00:23:29,910 --> 00:23:31,845 -I'm not interested in that. 298 00:23:31,879 --> 00:23:36,216 I'm looking for a girl. 299 00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:38,786 -Dark hair, penetrating eyes. 300 00:23:38,819 --> 00:23:41,054 -Take your pick. 301 00:23:41,088 --> 00:23:44,191 -She was dancing over there. 302 00:23:44,224 --> 00:23:46,560 -That's 303 00:23:46,594 --> 00:23:47,661 -You know her? 304 00:23:47,695 --> 00:23:48,938 -Well yeah, everybody knows her. 305 00:23:48,962 --> 00:23:53,701 But very few people really know her, if you know what I mean. 306 00:23:53,734 --> 00:23:55,068 -I'd like to talk to her. 307 00:23:57,971 --> 00:23:58,806 -I'll tell you what. 308 00:23:58,839 --> 00:24:00,741 There's a private party downstairs, 309 00:24:00,774 --> 00:24:03,544 and I know for sure she's going to be there. 310 00:24:03,577 --> 00:24:05,913 I can get you in. 311 00:24:05,946 --> 00:24:08,949 It's to die for. 312 00:24:08,982 --> 00:24:09,917 -Let's go. 313 00:24:09,950 --> 00:24:10,951 -Come on. 314 00:24:27,267 --> 00:24:29,469 So, you're gonna love this. 315 00:24:36,243 --> 00:24:37,811 It's just down here, man. 316 00:24:45,986 --> 00:24:46,386 It's OK. 317 00:24:46,419 --> 00:24:47,420 He's with me. 318 00:24:51,158 --> 00:24:52,159 -Twins. 319 00:25:04,004 --> 00:25:05,539 -What the hell is this? 320 00:25:14,715 --> 00:25:18,318 -People, places, roll film. 321 00:25:18,351 --> 00:25:19,052 -It's video. 322 00:25:19,086 --> 00:25:19,820 -Whatever. 323 00:25:19,853 --> 00:25:20,854 Action! 324 00:25:26,159 --> 00:25:28,161 -Oh, I get it. 325 00:25:41,609 --> 00:25:45,345 -The need to feed! 326 00:25:45,378 --> 00:25:46,914 -Wow, looks real. 327 00:25:46,947 --> 00:25:49,282 -Just watch. 328 00:25:49,316 --> 00:25:51,184 - What the hell is wrong with you people?! 329 00:25:51,218 --> 00:25:55,188 -This is a snuff film. 330 00:25:55,222 --> 00:25:56,189 -You idiot. 331 00:25:56,223 --> 00:26:00,193 He's a vampire. 332 00:26:00,227 --> 00:26:01,228 -Where's the writer? 333 00:26:05,198 --> 00:26:06,199 -Ah, shit! 334 00:26:24,785 --> 00:26:27,755 -You're really good. 335 00:26:27,788 --> 00:26:30,791 It's a fucking bloodbath in there. 336 00:26:44,137 --> 00:26:46,707 -They said I'd be a star. 337 00:26:46,740 --> 00:26:48,809 -Better check your contract. 338 00:26:53,213 --> 00:26:54,214 This town will kill you. 339 00:27:12,766 --> 00:27:13,767 Sorry. 340 00:27:19,139 --> 00:27:20,107 -Hey, he's up here. 341 00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:21,742 He went out the back door. 342 00:27:34,121 --> 00:27:35,088 -There he is. 343 00:27:35,122 --> 00:27:36,123 Get him! 344 00:27:39,426 --> 00:27:40,694 -The sun's coming up. 345 00:27:40,728 --> 00:27:41,771 Get in if you want to live. 346 00:27:41,795 --> 00:27:43,897 -Do I have a choice? 347 00:27:43,931 --> 00:27:44,898 -You're dead! 348 00:27:44,932 --> 00:27:45,933 You hear me? 349 00:27:48,836 --> 00:27:50,838 -I guess I should thank you. 350 00:27:50,871 --> 00:27:52,740 -I'm Mary. 351 00:27:52,773 --> 00:27:55,108 -Richard. 352 00:27:55,142 --> 00:27:57,210 -Look, we're in a safe place. 353 00:27:57,244 --> 00:28:01,915 But for security reasons, I'm going to have to blindfold you. 354 00:28:01,949 --> 00:28:04,451 - I'm usually not into that sort of thing. 355 00:28:04,484 --> 00:28:06,987 -Just trust me. 356 00:28:07,020 --> 00:28:08,255 -I guess I'll have to. 357 00:28:32,179 --> 00:28:34,414 -Where are we? 358 00:28:34,447 --> 00:28:38,018 - Welcome to Hell House, formerly Hellman Correctional Facility. 359 00:28:41,188 --> 00:28:42,189 Now it's our home. 360 00:28:42,222 --> 00:28:43,757 -Cozy. 361 00:28:43,791 --> 00:28:44,792 -Mommy, mommy! 362 00:28:48,562 --> 00:28:49,296 Hi, Mister. 363 00:28:49,329 --> 00:28:49,730 I'm Lindsey. 364 00:28:49,763 --> 00:28:51,231 What's yours? 365 00:28:51,264 --> 00:28:52,265 -I'm Richard. 366 00:28:55,202 --> 00:28:56,504 What are you all doing here? 367 00:28:56,537 --> 00:28:57,538 -Tell him. 368 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,475 We are like you. 369 00:29:02,510 --> 00:29:03,511 Vampires. 370 00:29:06,013 --> 00:29:08,916 -We're not vampires. 371 00:29:08,949 --> 00:29:10,518 -Technically, we are. 372 00:29:10,551 --> 00:29:14,555 Part human, part vampire. 373 00:29:14,588 --> 00:29:15,589 Half-breeds. 374 00:29:18,458 --> 00:29:20,393 - That's why they call me half pint. 375 00:29:34,107 --> 00:29:37,410 - About time you got here, Reeger. 376 00:29:37,444 --> 00:29:38,111 -Yeah. 377 00:29:38,145 --> 00:29:39,947 Where are the rest of my bodies? 378 00:29:39,980 --> 00:29:41,949 - They're already in the meat wagon. 379 00:29:41,982 --> 00:29:43,884 - Who is this new partner of mine? 380 00:29:46,253 --> 00:29:49,022 -Are you OK, Steve? 381 00:29:49,056 --> 00:29:50,891 -I'm fine, thank you. 382 00:29:50,924 --> 00:29:54,061 -He looks a little green to me. 383 00:29:54,094 --> 00:29:55,128 -Anybody want a bite? 384 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,344 - Hey kid, if you want to work homicide, 385 00:30:01,368 --> 00:30:04,404 you've got to get used to this side of life. 386 00:30:04,437 --> 00:30:06,940 -This was in the camera. 387 00:30:06,974 --> 00:30:08,441 Man, talk about a reality show. 388 00:30:15,448 --> 00:30:17,551 Shit, what are these guys doing here? 389 00:30:17,585 --> 00:30:19,186 -Who are they? 390 00:30:19,219 --> 00:30:22,590 - VSI, Vampire Scene Investigation. 391 00:30:22,623 --> 00:30:26,527 Hey guys, thanks a lot, but we got this covered. 392 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:29,329 Hey, I'm talking to you guys. 393 00:30:32,065 --> 00:30:34,267 -Hey, Reeger. 394 00:30:34,301 --> 00:30:36,169 They only take orders from me. 395 00:30:46,279 --> 00:30:48,549 -Linda. 396 00:30:48,582 --> 00:30:50,150 -Yes, sir? 397 00:30:50,183 --> 00:30:52,252 -Send in Peters and Reeger. 398 00:30:52,285 --> 00:30:53,186 - Peters! 399 00:30:53,220 --> 00:30:54,922 Reeger! 400 00:30:54,955 --> 00:30:56,957 Captain wants to see you in his office, now! 401 00:31:05,666 --> 00:31:08,502 -You wanted to see us, Cap? 402 00:31:08,536 --> 00:31:10,504 -Yeah. 403 00:31:10,538 --> 00:31:13,541 So how you guys doing? 404 00:31:13,574 --> 00:31:14,307 -Fine, sir. 405 00:31:14,341 --> 00:31:14,742 -Good. 406 00:31:14,775 --> 00:31:16,376 -Well, I'm not. 407 00:31:16,409 --> 00:31:17,945 I've got seven dead bodies. 408 00:31:17,978 --> 00:31:21,414 -Uh, sir, it looks a hemo. 409 00:31:21,448 --> 00:31:23,584 - That's sexual profiling, Peters. 410 00:31:23,617 --> 00:31:27,287 -Hemo as in hemoglobin, sir. 411 00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:28,221 -A vampire. 412 00:31:28,255 --> 00:31:31,692 -I don't give a damn what it is. 413 00:31:31,725 --> 00:31:34,361 I want it taken out. 414 00:31:34,394 --> 00:31:34,795 Now. 415 00:31:34,828 --> 00:31:35,663 You understand? 416 00:31:35,696 --> 00:31:37,397 -Yes, sir. 417 00:31:37,430 --> 00:31:39,299 -So what do we got? 418 00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:41,054 - We got some actual footage from the crime. 419 00:32:02,756 --> 00:32:03,757 -Jesus. 420 00:32:07,227 --> 00:32:09,296 So what do you think? 421 00:32:09,329 --> 00:32:11,699 - I didn't care much for the story, but the acting was good. 422 00:32:11,732 --> 00:32:13,601 - We don't need a smart ass, Reeger. 423 00:32:13,634 --> 00:32:15,969 We need results. 424 00:32:16,003 --> 00:32:19,472 - The good news is we know what our hemo looks like. 425 00:32:19,507 --> 00:32:21,975 I'll get an APP at him right away. 426 00:32:22,009 --> 00:32:23,343 -Wrong, junior. 427 00:32:23,376 --> 00:32:24,612 I'm in and you're out. 428 00:32:24,645 --> 00:32:28,716 Whenever there's a blood sucker involved, it becomes my case. 429 00:32:28,749 --> 00:32:30,150 -Our guess was right. 430 00:32:30,183 --> 00:32:33,453 This file is in the stakes jurisdiction. 431 00:32:33,486 --> 00:32:37,591 Anyway, Reeger, we got enough nutcases out there 432 00:32:37,625 --> 00:32:39,226 to keep you occupied. 433 00:32:39,259 --> 00:32:40,027 -But sir, this... 434 00:32:40,060 --> 00:32:40,761 -We're doing it, Reeger. 435 00:32:40,794 --> 00:32:41,795 That's all. 436 00:32:50,538 --> 00:32:52,673 -Amateurs. 437 00:32:52,706 --> 00:32:55,075 -They're damn good cops. 438 00:32:55,108 --> 00:32:57,778 Anyway, we're all in this together. 439 00:32:57,811 --> 00:33:00,113 -Of course we are, sir. 440 00:33:00,147 --> 00:33:02,215 My people are already on top of this. 441 00:33:02,249 --> 00:33:03,760 We've just got a lead on the vampire safe house 442 00:33:03,784 --> 00:33:05,118 and we're about to hit it. 443 00:33:05,152 --> 00:33:06,419 -Just do it quietly. 444 00:33:06,453 --> 00:33:08,197 I don't want the public to think there are vampires 445 00:33:08,221 --> 00:33:09,663 still running loose in these streets. 446 00:33:15,729 --> 00:33:19,166 - If you don't get it right, there will be hell to pay. 447 00:33:19,199 --> 00:33:21,468 And I'll make sure your ass is at the head of the line. 448 00:33:27,407 --> 00:33:28,408 -Hardcastle. 449 00:33:31,344 --> 00:33:32,312 Good. 450 00:33:32,345 --> 00:33:33,346 Assemble in 10. 451 00:33:41,622 --> 00:33:44,592 - So how did you guys wind up in this place? 452 00:33:44,625 --> 00:33:47,127 - Well, we had no place left to hide. 453 00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:51,665 We worked really hard to build a community here. 454 00:33:51,699 --> 00:33:54,802 -Well, you must be Richard. 455 00:33:54,835 --> 00:33:58,105 Word travels faster around here. 456 00:33:58,138 --> 00:34:00,774 I'm Celeste. 457 00:34:00,808 --> 00:34:04,411 And this is my little girl, Debbie. 458 00:34:04,444 --> 00:34:06,580 We certainly you're going to be staying. 459 00:34:06,614 --> 00:34:10,183 Been a long time since we had any fresh blood around here. 460 00:34:10,217 --> 00:34:13,186 -Celeste. 461 00:34:13,220 --> 00:34:15,155 -Oh. 462 00:34:15,188 --> 00:34:16,950 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be inappropriate. 463 00:34:19,593 --> 00:34:22,696 -Mommy, can we go play, please? 464 00:34:22,730 --> 00:34:23,430 -Yeah, sure. 465 00:34:23,463 --> 00:34:24,397 Go ahead. 466 00:34:24,431 --> 00:34:25,365 -Excuse me, Celeste. 467 00:34:25,398 --> 00:34:27,635 We've got some important messages to discuss. 468 00:34:27,668 --> 00:34:29,469 -Oh, of course. 469 00:34:29,503 --> 00:34:30,638 -Nice meeting you. 470 00:34:30,671 --> 00:34:33,774 -I'll be seeing you, Richard. 471 00:34:33,807 --> 00:34:36,309 -I'm sorry about that. 472 00:34:36,343 --> 00:34:39,312 Celeste lost her husband during the epidemic. 473 00:34:39,346 --> 00:34:40,013 -What about Lindsey? 474 00:34:40,047 --> 00:34:42,750 Is her father a half-breed, too? 475 00:34:42,783 --> 00:34:45,252 -I don't know. 476 00:34:45,285 --> 00:34:47,888 Oh, Lindsey's not my biological child. 477 00:34:47,921 --> 00:34:52,225 I've actually never been with a man before. 478 00:34:52,259 --> 00:34:55,596 I adopted Lindsey after her parents were killed. 479 00:34:55,629 --> 00:34:57,197 -Sorry. 480 00:34:57,230 --> 00:34:59,199 - For years, we've been caught up in the war 481 00:34:59,232 --> 00:35:01,802 between a gang of bloodthirsty creatures, the bleeders, 482 00:35:01,835 --> 00:35:04,437 and the human assassins... The Stick Force. 483 00:35:04,471 --> 00:35:05,506 -Yeah. 484 00:35:05,539 --> 00:35:08,241 I already heard about the vampire hunters club. 485 00:35:08,275 --> 00:35:09,276 -There's more. 486 00:35:20,688 --> 00:35:21,488 -Can I ask you something? 487 00:35:21,522 --> 00:35:22,623 -Sure, Ken. 488 00:35:22,656 --> 00:35:23,657 -Why do you hate them? 489 00:35:23,691 --> 00:35:24,491 -Who? 490 00:35:24,525 --> 00:35:25,826 -Vampires. 491 00:35:25,859 --> 00:35:26,927 -Who doesn't? 492 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:28,428 -I don't. 493 00:35:28,461 --> 00:35:30,230 I had a friend once who got bitten, 494 00:35:30,263 --> 00:35:31,841 and it turned out to be this thing where... 495 00:35:31,865 --> 00:35:32,833 -Oh, please. 496 00:35:32,866 --> 00:35:33,910 Don't tell me you're one of those liberals who 497 00:35:33,934 --> 00:35:37,571 think that vampires and human beings can co-exist. 498 00:35:37,605 --> 00:35:40,473 What else do I need to know about you? 499 00:35:40,508 --> 00:35:41,542 -I'm LDS. 500 00:35:41,575 --> 00:35:43,744 - Are you seeing someone for that? 501 00:35:43,777 --> 00:35:45,679 -Latter Day Saints. 502 00:35:45,713 --> 00:35:47,515 -Oh, what do you mean? 503 00:35:47,548 --> 00:35:50,217 You don't smoke and you don't drink and you never... 504 00:35:52,686 --> 00:35:55,589 - No man shall lay down with a woman 505 00:35:55,623 --> 00:35:57,691 unless they are bound by marriage. 506 00:36:02,696 --> 00:36:04,598 - You don't think I know what's going on here? 507 00:36:04,632 --> 00:36:06,333 Hmm? 508 00:36:06,366 --> 00:36:08,902 Sure, sure, I fell off the wagon after I lost my partner. 509 00:36:08,936 --> 00:36:12,372 And my wife left me after that hooker incident. 510 00:36:12,405 --> 00:36:15,308 - Which he was cleared of, by the way. 511 00:36:15,342 --> 00:36:17,945 Sorry. 512 00:36:17,978 --> 00:36:21,314 - So now Internal Affairs sends me some squeaky clean rookie 513 00:36:21,348 --> 00:36:23,250 who's got up my ass trying to keep me 514 00:36:23,283 --> 00:36:24,184 on the straight and narrow. 515 00:36:24,217 --> 00:36:25,853 - I don't know what you're talking about. 516 00:36:25,886 --> 00:36:26,787 -You don't, huh? 517 00:36:26,820 --> 00:36:28,589 Well, here's a news flash for you, kid. 518 00:36:28,622 --> 00:36:30,499 I don't care why they put you with me, understand? 519 00:36:30,524 --> 00:36:32,669 What I do care about is when I'm out there on the street 520 00:36:32,693 --> 00:36:33,970 and the shit's hitting the fan, I 521 00:36:33,994 --> 00:36:35,996 want to make sure that someone's watching my ass. 522 00:36:36,029 --> 00:36:37,865 - You don't have to worry about me. 523 00:36:37,898 --> 00:36:38,699 -Are you sure? 524 00:36:38,732 --> 00:36:39,366 -I'm sure. 525 00:36:39,399 --> 00:36:40,480 -Are you fucking sure, huh? 526 00:36:45,606 --> 00:36:46,607 -Please don't swear. 527 00:37:01,555 --> 00:37:02,556 -Brethren! 528 00:37:05,526 --> 00:37:08,395 The word has come from on high. 529 00:37:08,428 --> 00:37:11,331 Tonight we vanquish our foes. 530 00:37:11,364 --> 00:37:16,236 For the only good human is a dead human. 531 00:37:19,573 --> 00:37:25,546 Kill them all and let the dark lord sort them out. 532 00:37:25,579 --> 00:37:28,949 Tonight is ours. 533 00:37:28,982 --> 00:37:32,520 Tonight we draw for straws. 534 00:37:39,793 --> 00:37:42,696 - I cannot wait to dust me some bloodsuckers. 535 00:37:42,730 --> 00:37:44,665 -Fucking right. 536 00:37:44,698 --> 00:37:48,869 -I love to watch them bleed. 537 00:37:48,902 --> 00:37:50,337 -All right. 538 00:37:50,370 --> 00:37:53,406 Listen up. 539 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,976 This is strictly a stake and bake operation. 540 00:37:56,009 --> 00:37:57,545 You know the drill. 541 00:37:57,578 --> 00:38:01,348 Rule number one... no survivors. 542 00:38:01,381 --> 00:38:04,652 Rule number two... no survivors. 543 00:38:04,685 --> 00:38:06,053 And rule number three... 544 00:38:06,086 --> 00:38:08,421 -Everyone comes home alive. 545 00:38:08,455 --> 00:38:09,957 -That's right. 546 00:38:09,990 --> 00:38:10,958 Do your final weapons check. 547 00:38:10,991 --> 00:38:12,593 We roll in 10. 548 00:38:12,626 --> 00:38:13,627 -Yes, sir! 549 00:38:34,882 --> 00:38:37,450 - Daddy, I thought you were coming to my birthday party. 550 00:38:37,484 --> 00:38:38,451 -I'm sorry, sweetie. 551 00:38:38,485 --> 00:38:39,820 Daddy has to work tonight. 552 00:38:39,853 --> 00:38:41,454 Put your mother on, please. 553 00:38:44,858 --> 00:38:46,827 -Is everything all right? 554 00:38:46,860 --> 00:38:47,901 -Hold on one second, babe. 555 00:38:51,799 --> 00:38:54,467 Sweetie, I've got to get back to work. 556 00:38:54,502 --> 00:38:55,869 -I love you. 557 00:38:55,903 --> 00:38:56,904 -I love you, too. 558 00:39:31,805 --> 00:39:34,742 -No, no. 559 00:39:34,775 --> 00:39:35,743 No! 560 00:39:35,776 --> 00:39:37,144 Baby! 561 00:39:40,447 --> 00:39:41,815 -Daddy, we're hungry. 562 00:39:45,786 --> 00:39:46,787 -No! 563 00:40:17,518 --> 00:40:18,679 -But Daddy, it's my birthday! 564 00:41:04,031 --> 00:41:05,032 -Let's roll. 565 00:41:14,642 --> 00:41:18,579 - There are a number of ways of becoming a vampire. 566 00:41:18,612 --> 00:41:22,950 Bitten on the neck then turned, or genetically. 567 00:41:22,983 --> 00:41:24,060 -That's what happened to me. 568 00:41:24,084 --> 00:41:26,887 - A few years ago, evil terrorists 569 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:31,158 contaminated the plasma at some of the major blood banks. 570 00:41:31,191 --> 00:41:36,564 I working on a serum by the government while I was exposed. 571 00:41:36,597 --> 00:41:39,199 - They herded us into quarantine camps for vaccination, 572 00:41:39,232 --> 00:41:42,970 but we quickly discovered it was for extermination. 573 00:41:43,003 --> 00:41:44,872 -For being infected? 574 00:41:44,905 --> 00:41:46,282 - Well, since they had no cure, the government 575 00:41:46,306 --> 00:41:49,577 felt it be cheaper to just kill us than cure us. 576 00:41:49,610 --> 00:41:52,179 -A few of us managed to escape. 577 00:41:52,212 --> 00:41:55,015 - Like full vampires, we can only come out at night. 578 00:41:55,048 --> 00:41:56,183 But we're not immortal. 579 00:41:56,216 --> 00:41:57,885 -Do you still drink blood? 580 00:41:57,918 --> 00:42:00,287 -Yes, but not human blood. 581 00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:04,625 - I developed a variety of synthetic alternatives, 582 00:42:04,658 --> 00:42:05,659 including this. 583 00:42:08,696 --> 00:42:09,997 -What is it? 584 00:42:10,030 --> 00:42:11,799 -A blood patch. 585 00:42:11,832 --> 00:42:15,936 Similar to a nicotine patch, except if weans 586 00:42:15,969 --> 00:42:18,639 the user off blood. 587 00:42:18,672 --> 00:42:20,273 -How long does that take? 588 00:42:20,307 --> 00:42:21,308 -About 30 years. 589 00:42:24,111 --> 00:42:26,580 With our extended lifespan, it's not so long. 590 00:42:30,684 --> 00:42:32,620 Well, I have to go back to work. 591 00:42:35,322 --> 00:42:38,225 - So what were you doing at Club Sinister? 592 00:42:38,258 --> 00:42:43,130 -Looking for someone, something. 593 00:42:43,163 --> 00:42:44,898 What about you? 594 00:42:44,932 --> 00:42:46,366 -Looking for more lost souls. 595 00:42:46,399 --> 00:42:47,835 -You hit the jackpot. 596 00:42:47,868 --> 00:42:50,203 -I guess I did. 597 00:42:50,237 --> 00:42:52,239 -So how did you find me? 598 00:42:52,272 --> 00:42:54,383 - Well, when I saw you enter the club, for some reason 599 00:42:54,407 --> 00:42:58,746 you just looked more lost than most. 600 00:42:58,779 --> 00:43:00,948 -Thanks. 601 00:43:00,981 --> 00:43:02,650 -So how did you become a... 602 00:43:02,683 --> 00:43:08,288 - Vampire> Kiss of Death, Incorporated. 603 00:43:08,321 --> 00:43:10,824 -Why? 604 00:43:10,858 --> 00:43:12,993 -I thought it was what I wanted. 605 00:43:13,026 --> 00:43:16,163 Instead, I lost everything. 606 00:43:16,196 --> 00:43:16,964 -So did we. 607 00:43:16,997 --> 00:43:19,633 I mean, that's why we're all here. 608 00:43:19,667 --> 00:43:23,203 Helping each other survive. 609 00:43:23,236 --> 00:43:26,206 - I guess we're all in this together. 610 00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:28,809 -Yeah, I guess so. 611 00:43:28,842 --> 00:43:30,177 -Mary! 612 00:43:30,210 --> 00:43:34,181 I think I found it! 613 00:43:34,214 --> 00:43:36,183 -Get your bags! 614 00:43:36,216 --> 00:43:39,186 Get out! 615 00:43:39,219 --> 00:43:40,187 -Lindsey! 616 00:43:40,220 --> 00:43:41,789 -Mary, wait! 617 00:43:41,822 --> 00:43:43,223 Let's get out of here! 618 00:44:06,780 --> 00:44:07,781 -Let's go! 619 00:44:36,744 --> 00:44:38,712 -Hi! 620 00:44:38,746 --> 00:44:39,747 This is a clown. 621 00:45:06,507 --> 00:45:08,075 -Freeze! 622 00:45:08,108 --> 00:45:09,076 -It's cool, man. 623 00:45:09,109 --> 00:45:10,110 It's cool. 624 00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:41,041 -Hey, Bozo. 625 00:45:45,045 --> 00:45:46,046 I hate clowns. 626 00:45:55,055 --> 00:45:56,056 -Hey, cutie. 627 00:46:02,429 --> 00:46:04,998 -It's been awhile. 628 00:46:05,032 --> 00:46:06,499 I almost got you in Barstow. 629 00:46:06,534 --> 00:46:10,103 -I let you live that night. 630 00:46:10,137 --> 00:46:12,472 No more free passes for old time's sake. 631 00:46:12,506 --> 00:46:15,108 - You used to be one of the best on the team. 632 00:46:23,450 --> 00:46:25,052 -This time you. 633 00:46:34,027 --> 00:46:35,996 Just like old times. 634 00:46:36,029 --> 00:46:37,397 -Not tonight, bitch. 635 00:46:47,941 --> 00:46:49,943 -Don't play hard to get with me. 636 00:46:59,887 --> 00:47:01,288 -It's been fun. 637 00:47:18,939 --> 00:47:20,908 -Hey, asshole. 638 00:47:20,941 --> 00:47:22,576 -Huh? 639 00:47:22,610 --> 00:47:23,410 -You want some of this? 640 00:47:23,443 --> 00:47:24,444 Come on. Come on. 641 00:47:43,564 --> 00:47:47,535 -Time to die. 642 00:47:47,568 --> 00:47:48,569 -You first. 643 00:47:57,144 --> 00:47:58,145 -Not time. 644 00:48:42,723 --> 00:48:43,724 -Richard. 645 00:48:46,694 --> 00:48:47,360 -It's me! 646 00:48:47,394 --> 00:48:48,562 We've got to get out of here! 647 00:48:48,596 --> 00:48:50,430 -You think? 648 00:48:50,463 --> 00:48:51,464 Let's go. 649 00:48:56,403 --> 00:48:57,004 It's clear. 650 00:48:57,037 --> 00:48:58,405 I'll catch up to you guys. 651 00:49:08,616 --> 00:49:10,150 -Richard. 652 00:49:10,183 --> 00:49:11,519 -My god, it's you. 653 00:49:11,552 --> 00:49:13,120 -I thought you were dead. 654 00:49:13,153 --> 00:49:15,122 -Yeah, so did I. 655 00:49:15,155 --> 00:49:15,989 -Kill him. 656 00:49:16,023 --> 00:49:16,356 -No. 657 00:49:16,389 --> 00:49:16,890 -Why? 658 00:49:16,924 --> 00:49:17,691 -Because he's mine. 659 00:49:17,725 --> 00:49:20,561 -He's not one of us. 660 00:49:20,594 --> 00:49:24,598 - I turned him, and according to bleeder law, he belongs to me. 661 00:49:24,632 --> 00:49:26,399 -Orders were no survivors. 662 00:49:26,433 --> 00:49:28,001 -I decide his fate. 663 00:49:32,305 --> 00:49:35,208 -For now. 664 00:49:35,242 --> 00:49:38,345 Take him away. 665 00:49:38,378 --> 00:49:41,414 - You'd better watch your neck, my sister. 666 00:49:41,448 --> 00:49:44,417 - You may have turned him, but you 667 00:49:44,451 --> 00:49:46,620 don't forget who turned you. 668 00:50:02,402 --> 00:50:04,404 - Hey, since we're after vampires, 669 00:50:04,437 --> 00:50:06,674 is that why they call it a stake out? 670 00:50:13,847 --> 00:50:15,616 - Look, back at the station, I just 671 00:50:15,649 --> 00:50:19,319 needed to know you could handle yourself under pressure. 672 00:50:19,352 --> 00:50:21,288 -Forget it. 673 00:50:21,321 --> 00:50:24,692 - Yeah, that was a hell of a move, kid. 674 00:50:24,725 --> 00:50:27,427 -Thanks. 675 00:50:27,460 --> 00:50:29,172 - Looks like we're going to be here for awhile. 676 00:50:29,196 --> 00:50:31,331 - I'm glad I brought a good book to read. 677 00:50:31,364 --> 00:50:33,076 - Yeah, well you'll find that a good detective has 678 00:50:33,100 --> 00:50:35,468 to to be patient to solve a case. 679 00:50:35,503 --> 00:50:37,671 - We're not supposed to be on this case. 680 00:50:37,705 --> 00:50:39,640 -Thanks for reminding me. 681 00:50:42,810 --> 00:50:44,411 -Hello. 682 00:50:44,444 --> 00:50:45,646 -Reeger, it's Michaels. 683 00:50:45,679 --> 00:50:47,214 -Ah, what's up, Chief? 684 00:50:47,247 --> 00:50:48,616 -Look, Reeger. 685 00:50:48,649 --> 00:50:50,283 I know how you operate. 686 00:50:50,317 --> 00:50:52,361 I want to be sure you're still not working this case. 687 00:50:52,385 --> 00:50:53,220 -No, Chief. 688 00:50:53,253 --> 00:50:56,123 I just got out of my spinning class. 689 00:50:56,156 --> 00:50:59,793 - I'm telling you... you leave the dirty work to Hardcastle 690 00:50:59,827 --> 00:51:01,729 and his goon hunters, you understand? 691 00:51:01,762 --> 00:51:03,363 - Chief, I got you the first time, OK? 692 00:51:03,396 --> 00:51:05,666 Look, I got to get cleaned up for my internet date. 693 00:51:05,699 --> 00:51:08,101 -I mean it, Reeger. 694 00:51:08,135 --> 00:51:09,302 -Chief, I got to go. 695 00:51:09,336 --> 00:51:10,337 Bye. 696 00:51:12,472 --> 00:51:14,241 -He says, keep up the good work. 697 00:51:27,487 --> 00:51:28,756 -What took so long? 698 00:51:35,362 --> 00:51:37,765 Just because I am an immortal does not 699 00:51:37,798 --> 00:51:40,768 mean that I have all the time in the world. 700 00:51:45,506 --> 00:51:47,741 It all goes to preparations. 701 00:51:47,775 --> 00:51:49,176 -There was a problem. 702 00:51:49,209 --> 00:51:50,544 -What? 703 00:51:50,578 --> 00:51:52,646 - The Stake Force was already there. 704 00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:56,349 -How many casualties? 705 00:51:56,383 --> 00:51:57,384 -Too many. 706 00:52:00,287 --> 00:52:05,759 - I'm assuming that you secured the sacrifice? 707 00:52:05,793 --> 00:52:08,562 -She managed to escape. 708 00:52:08,596 --> 00:52:10,564 -But they had to protect her. 709 00:52:10,598 --> 00:52:13,233 - I believe that he is the chosen one, Master. 710 00:52:17,204 --> 00:52:18,706 -A vampire with a soul. 711 00:52:22,643 --> 00:52:24,545 Can it be? 712 00:52:24,578 --> 00:52:26,880 Can it be? 713 00:52:26,914 --> 00:52:27,715 -But it's only a legend. 714 00:52:27,748 --> 00:52:28,749 -Silence. 715 00:52:31,952 --> 00:52:36,890 And so, the prophecy unfolds exactly as I had foreseen. 716 00:52:36,924 --> 00:52:38,425 Where is he? 717 00:52:38,458 --> 00:52:39,760 Now. 718 00:52:39,793 --> 00:52:41,194 -We have him. 719 00:52:41,228 --> 00:52:43,864 -I need to know his intentions. 720 00:52:43,897 --> 00:52:45,933 -Let me have him. 721 00:52:45,966 --> 00:52:47,467 -No. 722 00:52:47,501 --> 00:52:49,402 I turned him. 723 00:52:49,436 --> 00:52:50,604 It is my duty, Master. 724 00:52:56,476 --> 00:52:58,478 -So it's your burden, Lillith. 725 00:53:01,448 --> 00:53:06,353 Bring him over to our side, but if you fail at this, 726 00:53:06,386 --> 00:53:10,357 then his blood must flow this very night. 727 00:53:38,586 --> 00:53:40,487 -Freeze, turkey. 728 00:53:40,521 --> 00:53:41,555 -Easy, Dirty Harry. 729 00:53:44,457 --> 00:53:45,458 -Sorry. 730 00:53:45,492 --> 00:53:46,527 What's happening? 731 00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:48,762 -Did Tom turn up, hey? 732 00:53:48,796 --> 00:53:49,797 Come on. 733 00:53:54,067 --> 00:53:56,670 -Hey, Stank. 734 00:53:56,704 --> 00:53:58,972 - I see you've got something for me? 735 00:53:59,006 --> 00:54:00,674 -Always do. 736 00:54:00,708 --> 00:54:01,709 -OK. 737 00:54:04,311 --> 00:54:07,948 I'm a little short this week, so just spot me, OK? 738 00:54:07,981 --> 00:54:09,422 - What do I look like, the Red Cross? 739 00:54:11,852 --> 00:54:15,488 -You look like an asshole. 740 00:54:15,523 --> 00:54:18,458 Fucking son of a bitch. 741 00:54:18,491 --> 00:54:19,492 -Fucking vampires. 742 00:54:30,003 --> 00:54:32,506 -Hey! 743 00:54:32,540 --> 00:54:33,340 -Dammit, Reeger! 744 00:54:33,373 --> 00:54:34,908 I could have ripped your throat out. 745 00:54:34,942 --> 00:54:37,645 - You couldn't rip a fart out of your ass. 746 00:54:37,678 --> 00:54:40,413 -No need to get personal. 747 00:54:40,447 --> 00:54:41,414 -Peters, meet Stank. 748 00:54:41,448 --> 00:54:42,683 Stank, meet Peters. 749 00:54:42,716 --> 00:54:47,688 - Why do they call you... oh, nevermind. 750 00:54:47,721 --> 00:54:51,659 - Stank is my snitch, aren't you, Stank? 751 00:54:51,692 --> 00:54:54,595 - I prefer the term purveyor of information. 752 00:54:54,628 --> 00:54:57,698 - So why don't you tell me about the murders at Club Sinister? 753 00:54:57,731 --> 00:54:59,667 -That was a real mess. 754 00:54:59,700 --> 00:55:00,333 -I know it was a mess. 755 00:55:00,367 --> 00:55:02,035 I was there cleaning it up. 756 00:55:02,069 --> 00:55:04,004 - Well, there's been lots of bloodshed lately. 757 00:55:04,037 --> 00:55:04,938 First, Club Sinister. 758 00:55:04,972 --> 00:55:07,307 Then your peeps hit the vamp sanctuary. 759 00:55:11,444 --> 00:55:13,881 Huh, you didn't know about that one? 760 00:55:13,914 --> 00:55:15,315 I guess you're out of the loop. 761 00:55:17,785 --> 00:55:19,086 Get to the point. 762 00:55:20,053 --> 00:55:21,054 -OK! 763 00:55:23,557 --> 00:55:26,660 OK, my sources tell me there's some deep supernatural shit 764 00:55:26,694 --> 00:55:27,695 about to hit the fan, OK. 765 00:55:27,728 --> 00:55:29,429 That's all I know. 766 00:55:29,462 --> 00:55:29,897 That's all I know. 767 00:55:29,930 --> 00:55:31,532 I swear. 768 00:55:31,565 --> 00:55:33,366 - All right, you've been a great help, Stank. 769 00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:35,903 I won't turn you over to the state this time. 770 00:55:35,936 --> 00:55:37,017 Just keep your facts clean. 771 00:55:39,740 --> 00:55:42,843 - Hey, you got a couple extra bucks for a pint of blood? 772 00:55:42,876 --> 00:55:45,145 -How much? 773 00:55:45,178 --> 00:55:48,582 -Oh, shit! 774 00:55:48,616 --> 00:55:50,518 You asshole! 775 00:55:50,551 --> 00:55:51,685 -What's next? 776 00:55:51,719 --> 00:55:52,920 -I don't know. 777 00:55:52,953 --> 00:55:54,798 We've got to go back to the station, work on some back up. 778 00:55:54,822 --> 00:55:56,065 No, we've got to get some weapons. 779 00:55:56,089 --> 00:55:58,826 We've got to check out that vampire safe house. 780 00:55:58,859 --> 00:55:59,893 -Wait a minute. 781 00:55:59,927 --> 00:56:01,838 - I know we're not supposed to be on this case, OK. 782 00:56:01,862 --> 00:56:07,434 But until we find out what's going on, it's you and me, kid. 783 00:56:07,467 --> 00:56:08,669 And we got to be ready. 784 00:56:08,702 --> 00:56:09,703 -For what? 785 00:56:12,172 --> 00:56:13,173 -The worst. 786 00:56:27,821 --> 00:56:30,891 - Vladimus sent me to speak with a prisoner. 787 00:56:30,924 --> 00:56:31,925 -Of course. 788 00:56:38,832 --> 00:56:39,332 -What's happening? 789 00:56:39,366 --> 00:56:41,502 I need some answers. 790 00:56:41,535 --> 00:56:44,071 - Richard, it's is very different world now. 791 00:56:44,104 --> 00:56:45,906 And the bleeders want to rule it. 792 00:56:45,939 --> 00:56:47,541 Our master Vladimus needs to know 793 00:56:47,575 --> 00:56:50,443 if you're with us or against us. 794 00:56:50,477 --> 00:56:52,713 -How can you be part of this? 795 00:56:52,746 --> 00:56:54,882 - We're all just trying to survive. 796 00:56:54,915 --> 00:56:56,684 -At whose expense? 797 00:56:56,717 --> 00:56:57,618 -We don't have much time. 798 00:56:57,651 --> 00:56:59,920 At dawn, the planets will align, creating 799 00:56:59,953 --> 00:57:01,822 a total eclipse of the sun. 800 00:57:01,855 --> 00:57:03,991 It only happens once every 1,000 years, 801 00:57:04,024 --> 00:57:06,694 and that's when our master will perform the ceremony. 802 00:57:06,727 --> 00:57:08,762 -To do what? 803 00:57:08,796 --> 00:57:10,564 -To blot out the sun. 804 00:57:10,598 --> 00:57:12,733 To make the world forever night. 805 00:57:12,766 --> 00:57:14,602 It's called Maltivore. 806 00:57:14,635 --> 00:57:17,037 -Vampire Armageddon. 807 00:57:17,070 --> 00:57:21,875 - And to complete the ceremony, a virgin must be sacrificed. 808 00:57:21,909 --> 00:57:28,148 - Good luck finding one of those in L.A. The attack. 809 00:57:28,181 --> 00:57:30,217 They were after Mary. 810 00:57:30,250 --> 00:57:30,918 -Yes. 811 00:57:30,951 --> 00:57:33,921 -So why haven't they killed me? 812 00:57:33,954 --> 00:57:35,856 - Vladimus needs you to be on our side. 813 00:57:35,889 --> 00:57:38,225 He believes that you're the chosen one. 814 00:57:38,258 --> 00:57:39,960 -Chosen for what? 815 00:57:39,993 --> 00:57:41,061 Midnight snack? 816 00:57:41,094 --> 00:57:45,132 - When you become a vampire, you lose your humanity. 817 00:57:45,165 --> 00:57:46,700 But you didn't. 818 00:57:46,734 --> 00:57:49,069 Somehow you still have your soul, 819 00:57:49,102 --> 00:57:51,905 and that's as unnatural as it gets, hence 820 00:57:51,939 --> 00:57:56,143 making a lot of very powerful demons nervous. 821 00:57:56,176 --> 00:57:59,046 -This is like a nightmare. 822 00:57:59,079 --> 00:58:00,681 I didn't ask for any of this. 823 00:58:00,714 --> 00:58:01,715 -Didn't you? 824 00:58:05,218 --> 00:58:06,720 You have to understand. 825 00:58:06,754 --> 00:58:08,055 I thought you were dead. 826 00:58:08,088 --> 00:58:09,523 -I was dead. 827 00:58:09,557 --> 00:58:11,792 Damn dead. 828 00:58:11,825 --> 00:58:13,961 You should know... You made me this way. 829 00:58:13,994 --> 00:58:16,964 -No, I mean dead dead. 830 00:58:16,997 --> 00:58:19,767 The kind of dead that you don't come back from. 831 00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:22,102 But you did. 832 00:58:22,135 --> 00:58:25,639 You came back. 833 00:58:25,673 --> 00:58:29,076 - I thought I'd never see you again. 834 00:58:29,109 --> 00:58:30,711 -Here I am. 835 00:58:47,661 --> 00:58:48,662 -Come to me. 836 00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:10,618 Now feed. 837 00:59:10,651 --> 00:59:11,652 Feed. 838 00:59:32,005 --> 00:59:33,006 Feed. 839 01:00:16,984 --> 01:00:18,351 -Was it good? 840 01:00:21,188 --> 01:00:22,189 -Absolutely. 841 01:00:30,097 --> 01:00:31,098 We're clear. 842 01:00:43,176 --> 01:00:44,044 -Come with me. 843 01:00:44,077 --> 01:00:44,978 -No. 844 01:00:45,012 --> 01:00:46,179 Lexa is my sister. 845 01:00:46,213 --> 01:00:47,223 She's the only family I have left. 846 01:00:47,247 --> 01:00:51,184 I have to try to convince her to come with me. 847 01:00:51,218 --> 01:00:51,752 It's OK. 848 01:00:51,785 --> 01:00:52,986 Everything will be fine. 849 01:00:53,020 --> 01:00:54,922 We'll be together again. 850 01:00:54,955 --> 01:00:57,891 -Forever and ever. 851 01:00:57,925 --> 01:00:59,226 -Forever and ever. 852 01:00:59,259 --> 01:01:00,227 -I'll be back with some help. 853 01:01:00,260 --> 01:01:01,261 -Hurry. 854 01:01:04,832 --> 01:01:06,166 -Somebody's in trouble. 855 01:01:06,199 --> 01:01:09,670 -You will pay for this. 856 01:01:22,816 --> 01:01:23,416 -Who's that? 857 01:01:23,450 --> 01:01:25,719 She's cute. 858 01:01:25,753 --> 01:01:27,487 -That's my daughter. 859 01:01:27,521 --> 01:01:29,356 -Oh. 860 01:01:29,389 --> 01:01:33,894 Well, I can see where she gets her good looks from. 861 01:01:33,927 --> 01:01:35,462 Where is she? 862 01:01:35,495 --> 01:01:37,430 -I lost her two years ago. 863 01:01:37,464 --> 01:01:40,100 -What do you mean? 864 01:01:40,133 --> 01:01:42,870 - She was killed in the vampire uprising. 865 01:01:42,903 --> 01:01:43,504 -Oh, Reeger. 866 01:01:43,537 --> 01:01:44,538 I'm sorry. 867 01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:48,976 -Don't be sorry. 868 01:01:49,009 --> 01:01:50,744 Let's just get this thing done. 869 01:01:54,982 --> 01:01:56,884 -Mary. 870 01:01:56,917 --> 01:01:58,986 Mary! 871 01:01:59,019 --> 01:02:00,020 -Freeze, turkey. 872 01:02:02,422 --> 01:02:03,090 -Don't try anything. 873 01:02:03,123 --> 01:02:04,758 These are silver-tipped bullets. 874 01:02:04,792 --> 01:02:06,359 -That only works on werewolves. 875 01:02:09,563 --> 01:02:11,464 -Oh. 876 01:02:11,498 --> 01:02:12,499 -Look out! 877 01:02:16,970 --> 01:02:19,507 -Back off! 878 01:02:19,540 --> 01:02:21,785 You're not going to kill me with the rest of your bloodsucking 879 01:02:21,809 --> 01:02:22,242 buddies, are you? 880 01:02:22,275 --> 01:02:22,876 -Wait a minute. 881 01:02:22,910 --> 01:02:23,577 I'm one of the good guys. 882 01:02:23,611 --> 01:02:26,146 -You expect me to believe that. 883 01:02:26,179 --> 01:02:27,380 -It's the truth. 884 01:02:27,414 --> 01:02:29,883 I'm here for reinforcements. 885 01:02:29,917 --> 01:02:31,018 -You ain't leftovers. 886 01:02:31,051 --> 01:02:32,820 I'll see you in hell. 887 01:02:44,197 --> 01:02:45,065 -Where's Mary? 888 01:02:45,098 --> 01:02:46,399 -We got separated. 889 01:02:46,433 --> 01:02:47,300 What happens now? 890 01:02:47,334 --> 01:02:49,269 -It's time to fight back. 891 01:02:49,302 --> 01:02:50,804 - I have been working on some weapons 892 01:02:50,838 --> 01:02:52,439 using ultraviolet light. 893 01:02:52,472 --> 01:02:54,575 - You have weapons and you haven't been using them? 894 01:02:54,608 --> 01:02:57,444 -We deplore violence. 895 01:02:57,477 --> 01:02:59,412 -It's a little late for that. 896 01:02:59,446 --> 01:03:01,290 The bleeders are up at the old Fairbanks mansion 897 01:03:01,314 --> 01:03:03,250 planning the end of the world. 898 01:03:03,283 --> 01:03:05,118 -What are you talking about? 899 01:03:05,152 --> 01:03:08,155 - They're about to perform some sort of a ceremony... Matador, 900 01:03:08,188 --> 01:03:09,322 Maltador, or... 901 01:03:09,356 --> 01:03:09,723 -Maltivore? 902 01:03:09,757 --> 01:03:10,758 -That's it. 903 01:03:10,791 --> 01:03:14,127 - Maltivore is the vampire word for black dawn. 904 01:03:14,161 --> 01:03:16,564 If it's true, we're all finished. 905 01:03:20,534 --> 01:03:22,055 - So what are you going to do about it? 906 01:03:25,606 --> 01:03:27,040 That's what I thought. 907 01:03:27,074 --> 01:03:28,075 Are you coming? 908 01:03:28,108 --> 01:03:29,543 -Hey, I'm coming. 909 01:03:29,577 --> 01:03:30,878 Wait a minute! 910 01:03:30,911 --> 01:03:31,921 -Hey, we'd better hurry up. 911 01:03:31,945 --> 01:03:32,613 The sun will be up soon. 912 01:03:32,646 --> 01:03:33,947 It's the best time to get them. 913 01:03:33,981 --> 01:03:35,348 -What about Lillith? 914 01:03:35,382 --> 01:03:37,184 -They're going to kill us all. 915 01:03:37,217 --> 01:03:38,819 - You're beginning to get the picture. 916 01:03:54,568 --> 01:03:56,537 -Celeste. 917 01:03:56,570 --> 01:03:59,206 - Oh, I'm so glad I found you two. 918 01:03:59,239 --> 01:04:00,240 -Where's Betty? 919 01:04:00,273 --> 01:04:02,309 -We barely got out alive. 920 01:04:02,342 --> 01:04:03,452 - What about Richard and the others? 921 01:04:03,476 --> 01:04:04,377 The sanctuary? 922 01:04:04,411 --> 01:04:05,513 -It's not safe anymore. 923 01:04:05,546 --> 01:04:06,556 But we have another place. 924 01:04:06,580 --> 01:04:07,247 Come on, hurry. 925 01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:09,550 I'll take you. 926 01:04:09,583 --> 01:04:10,584 Come on. 927 01:04:19,126 --> 01:04:22,495 Come on, hurry up. 928 01:04:22,530 --> 01:04:23,631 Here she is. 929 01:04:23,664 --> 01:04:28,168 A virgin, just like we agreed. 930 01:04:28,201 --> 01:04:32,005 -My kind of girl. 931 01:04:32,039 --> 01:04:35,108 -How could you betray us? 932 01:04:35,142 --> 01:04:36,476 -I had no choice. 933 01:04:36,510 --> 01:04:38,979 They took my Betty. 934 01:04:39,012 --> 01:04:41,281 - We made her an offer she couldn't refuse. 935 01:04:41,314 --> 01:04:45,519 - They promised to make me a full vampire. 936 01:04:45,553 --> 01:04:46,620 -Oh, yeah. 937 01:04:46,654 --> 01:04:47,521 About that. 938 01:04:47,555 --> 01:04:53,226 I forgot to mention one little thing. 939 01:04:53,260 --> 01:04:54,628 We don't take anyone over 30. 940 01:05:17,117 --> 01:05:18,952 -What is that? 941 01:05:18,986 --> 01:05:24,525 - This is a 16th century cross filled with holy water. 942 01:05:24,558 --> 01:05:26,660 - Where do you get something like that? 943 01:05:26,694 --> 01:05:27,695 -Ebay. 944 01:05:38,138 --> 01:05:40,016 - Are you sure these tunnels lead into the mansion? 945 01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:40,908 -Yeah. 946 01:05:40,941 --> 01:05:43,210 It was on the map to the stars' homes. 947 01:05:43,243 --> 01:05:45,312 - Maybe we should call for backup. 948 01:05:45,345 --> 01:05:46,213 -Already tried. 949 01:05:46,246 --> 01:05:47,047 -And? 950 01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:49,049 -Line's busy. 951 01:05:49,082 --> 01:05:50,618 -I really think we should wait. 952 01:05:50,651 --> 01:05:52,419 - You know what the professor said. 953 01:05:52,452 --> 01:05:54,054 Black dawn. 954 01:05:54,087 --> 01:05:56,123 Well, there's your dawn. 955 01:05:56,156 --> 01:06:00,027 We can't let them get to the blacking out part. 956 01:06:00,060 --> 01:06:01,061 Let's go. 957 01:06:14,307 --> 01:06:16,243 -You've had this coming. 958 01:06:16,276 --> 01:06:19,513 Very long time. 959 01:06:23,150 --> 01:06:24,785 -Richard is the chosen one. 960 01:06:24,818 --> 01:06:27,054 He will stop you. 961 01:06:27,087 --> 01:06:30,490 -I know he'll be back. 962 01:06:30,524 --> 01:06:32,459 I'm counting on it. 963 01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:48,141 -We'd better split up. 964 01:06:48,175 --> 01:06:51,311 You go that way, I go this way. 965 01:06:51,344 --> 01:06:53,413 - Are you sure this is a good idea? 966 01:06:53,446 --> 01:06:55,015 -Just stay in contact. 967 01:07:21,108 --> 01:07:23,210 Peters, I found a way in. 968 01:07:23,243 --> 01:07:25,513 Peters. 969 01:07:25,546 --> 01:07:28,081 Peters? 970 01:07:28,115 --> 01:07:29,116 Dammit. 971 01:07:39,893 --> 01:07:44,064 - Master, a fresh sample of the virgin's blood. 972 01:08:13,794 --> 01:08:17,364 -Master, The Book of the Dead. 973 01:09:06,614 --> 01:09:10,518 -Bring forth the virgin. 974 01:09:10,551 --> 01:09:11,885 -Get me the virgin! 975 01:09:39,246 --> 01:09:40,247 -Shit. 976 01:09:43,617 --> 01:09:48,288 -Our world begins! 977 01:09:48,321 --> 01:09:50,591 -Freeze. 978 01:09:50,624 --> 01:09:51,992 -Pathetic human. 979 01:09:52,025 --> 01:09:54,562 You think you can kill all of us? 980 01:09:54,595 --> 01:09:55,963 -I don't need to. 981 01:09:55,996 --> 01:09:57,565 Just him. 982 01:09:57,598 --> 01:10:01,535 -Protect the Master. 983 01:10:01,569 --> 01:10:03,537 - We're a little outnumbered here. 984 01:10:03,571 --> 01:10:04,972 -You're a pretty good detective. 985 01:10:30,898 --> 01:10:31,899 -Wrong party. 986 01:10:34,868 --> 01:10:36,870 -I told you I'd come back. 987 01:10:45,513 --> 01:10:46,847 - They were going to sacrifice me. 988 01:10:46,880 --> 01:10:48,816 -You should have got laid. 989 01:10:48,849 --> 01:10:50,784 -Where's Mary and Lindsey? 990 01:10:50,818 --> 01:10:52,753 -They're upstairs in the tower. 991 01:10:52,786 --> 01:10:53,386 -All right. 992 01:10:53,420 --> 01:10:54,087 We're on it. 993 01:10:54,121 --> 01:10:56,757 -You still have to get Vladimus. 994 01:10:56,790 --> 01:10:57,791 -Let's go. 995 01:11:10,638 --> 01:11:12,873 - Send these bastards back to hell! 996 01:11:17,678 --> 01:11:18,979 Help, help! 997 01:11:19,012 --> 01:11:21,515 Somebody help us! 998 01:11:21,549 --> 01:11:23,383 -It's the police! 999 01:11:23,416 --> 01:11:25,553 Watch your step. 1000 01:11:25,586 --> 01:11:27,521 Step back away from the door! 1001 01:11:33,126 --> 01:11:34,094 You're OK? 1002 01:11:34,127 --> 01:11:36,664 -Yeah, I'm fine. 1003 01:11:36,697 --> 01:11:39,032 -Dad? 1004 01:11:39,066 --> 01:11:40,067 -Mary. 1005 01:11:43,003 --> 01:11:44,004 I thought you were dead. 1006 01:11:47,541 --> 01:11:49,342 -Mommy, who's this? 1007 01:11:49,376 --> 01:11:55,015 - Um, honey... this is your grandfather. 1008 01:11:55,048 --> 01:11:56,617 -They call me half pint. 1009 01:11:59,520 --> 01:12:01,421 - Look, I hate interrupt this family reunion, 1010 01:12:01,454 --> 01:12:04,457 but we're not out of the fire yet. 1011 01:12:04,491 --> 01:12:05,125 -Yeah. 1012 01:12:05,158 --> 01:12:06,960 You stay with them. 1013 01:12:06,994 --> 01:12:07,995 I'll be right back. 1014 01:12:10,931 --> 01:12:15,869 - Mommy, he's not wearing a shirt. 1015 01:12:15,903 --> 01:12:19,439 -It's casual Friday. 1016 01:12:19,472 --> 01:12:20,473 -Oh. 1017 01:12:36,624 --> 01:12:40,994 - More than enough to buy a new army. 1018 01:12:41,028 --> 01:12:42,095 -Just in case. 1019 01:12:50,003 --> 01:12:50,804 -Going somewhere? 1020 01:12:50,838 --> 01:12:52,940 - Lexa, you can still come with us. 1021 01:12:52,973 --> 01:12:54,450 - There are predators and there are prey. 1022 01:12:54,474 --> 01:12:55,809 And I'm a predator! 1023 01:13:01,181 --> 01:13:04,718 - It's the end of this world, Richard. 1024 01:13:04,752 --> 01:13:06,153 Join my world. 1025 01:13:09,122 --> 01:13:10,123 -No. 1026 01:13:24,638 --> 01:13:27,007 - Last chance to join the winning team. 1027 01:13:32,580 --> 01:13:35,549 I'm tired of games, Richard. 1028 01:13:35,583 --> 01:13:36,584 Feel my true power. 1029 01:13:49,262 --> 01:13:51,431 -You've got to be kidding. 1030 01:13:55,202 --> 01:13:56,203 -Hey, ugly. 1031 01:14:25,966 --> 01:14:26,967 -Richard! 1032 01:14:29,937 --> 01:14:32,540 -No! 1033 01:14:32,573 --> 01:14:33,574 No! 1034 01:14:37,911 --> 01:14:38,879 No. 1035 01:14:38,912 --> 01:14:41,615 -Richard, it's OK. 1036 01:14:41,649 --> 01:14:44,084 You gave me back my soul. 1037 01:14:44,117 --> 01:14:45,953 It's OK. 1038 01:14:45,986 --> 01:14:46,920 -Lillith. 1039 01:14:46,954 --> 01:14:50,123 -Forever and ever. 1040 01:14:50,157 --> 01:14:51,158 -Forever and ever. 1041 01:15:14,281 --> 01:15:15,282 Forever and ever. 1042 01:15:24,124 --> 01:15:26,860 So here I am at the crossroads 1043 01:15:26,894 --> 01:15:30,964 of my afterlife I don't know what the future holds, 1044 01:15:30,998 --> 01:15:35,135 but one thing's for sure... Lexa and some of the bleeders 1045 01:15:35,168 --> 01:15:39,607 are still out there feeding. 1046 01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:42,576 Someone has to stop them. 1047 01:15:42,610 --> 01:15:44,044 I could use a job. 1048 01:15:57,224 --> 01:15:59,727 - Man, I hope you brought some money. 1049 01:16:08,969 --> 01:16:11,171 -Buy a girl a drink? 1050 01:16:11,204 --> 01:16:12,673 -Sure, sweetheart. 1051 01:16:12,706 --> 01:16:13,974 Whatever you'd like. 1052 01:16:14,007 --> 01:16:16,043 - Looks like drinks are on the house, boys. 1053 01:17:06,794 --> 01:17:10,363 - Hope you brought enough cash tonight, brother. 1054 01:17:10,397 --> 01:17:11,398 Hold on. 1055 01:17:14,367 --> 01:17:15,368 -Action. 1056 01:17:27,247 --> 01:17:28,248 -Action. 1057 01:17:32,820 --> 01:17:33,787 Sorry. 1058 01:17:33,821 --> 01:17:34,722 -Hardcastle was right. 1059 01:17:34,755 --> 01:17:38,125 This falls in the jurisdiction of stecks. 1060 01:17:38,158 --> 01:17:39,459 Sex? 1061 01:17:39,492 --> 01:17:40,493 Stecks. 1062 01:17:43,997 --> 01:17:46,734 -Rule number two... no survivors. 1063 01:17:46,767 --> 01:17:49,737 Rule number three... You've got to watch out. 1064 01:17:53,941 --> 01:17:55,976 - I told you I'd come back for you. 1065 01:18:00,413 --> 01:18:02,415 Where's Mary and Lindsey? 1066 01:18:02,449 --> 01:18:03,450 -Action. 1067 01:18:09,122 --> 01:18:09,923 -Whoa. 1068 01:18:09,957 --> 01:18:12,726 It's me. 1069 01:18:12,760 --> 01:18:14,962 Gotta get out of here. 1070 01:18:14,986 --> 01:18:17,989 Subtitles Diego Moraes(oakislandtk) www.opensubtitles.org70448

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