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We're here. 2 00:00:10,030 --> 00:00:13,820 Now, now, just shut up and let a legend catch a disco nap. 3 00:00:13,820 --> 00:00:15,910 No one should be this excited about being in Neerg. 4 00:00:15,910 --> 00:00:18,410 This place sucks ass. - I don't about that. 5 00:00:18,410 --> 00:00:20,250 Last time I was here, whoa, boy! 6 00:00:20,250 --> 00:00:23,710 Let's just say, uh, me and these blonde conjoined twins, 7 00:00:23,710 --> 00:00:27,300 we had ourselves a little, uh, uh-huh. 8 00:00:27,300 --> 00:00:28,630 Okay, fine, nothing happened, 9 00:00:28,630 --> 00:00:30,550 but, you know, tomorrow's another day. 10 00:00:30,550 --> 00:00:32,010 And today is a day, too. 11 00:00:32,010 --> 00:00:33,430 We have three days of practice 12 00:00:33,430 --> 00:00:36,850 to prepare for a game we might actually win. 13 00:00:36,850 --> 00:00:38,560 Calm down, spaz boy. 14 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:40,520 Carry my bag. 15 00:00:43,310 --> 00:00:45,650 Can you believe this kid? 16 00:00:47,900 --> 00:00:50,610 Yeah! Lockers? Free weights? 17 00:00:50,610 --> 00:00:52,400 This place is like a king's palace. 18 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:53,740 Look, a sauna. 19 00:00:53,740 --> 00:00:57,490 Who wants to join me while I steam my muscular buns? 20 00:00:58,370 --> 00:00:59,950 Your loss. 21 00:01:01,450 --> 00:01:05,120 Hey, Ace. Looks like you have a secret admirer. 22 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:06,630 What did you say? 23 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:11,210 Don't open that! 24 00:01:17,050 --> 00:01:20,060 Ugh, that smell! It's like a rotten limb 25 00:01:20,060 --> 00:01:23,140 stirring a boiling bucket of sheep shit! 26 00:01:23,140 --> 00:01:25,850 Someone get a can of tomato juice 27 00:01:25,850 --> 00:01:28,110 and beat me to death with it. 28 00:01:28,110 --> 00:01:33,570 Some body locked the door! 29 00:01:33,570 --> 00:01:37,030 I don't even have a nose 30 00:01:37,030 --> 00:01:41,450 but I can totally taste the stench. 31 00:01:44,290 --> 00:01:46,330 What in the fudge was that? 32 00:01:46,330 --> 00:01:49,210 I told you not to open it, dumb-ass. 33 00:01:49,210 --> 00:01:51,960 This is bad. We are not safe here. 34 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:53,300 We should keep moving. 35 00:01:53,300 --> 00:01:56,630 Gaz, what's wrong? Looks like you've seen a ghost. 36 00:01:56,630 --> 00:01:58,010 That package wasn't for you, kid. 37 00:01:58,010 --> 00:02:00,850 It was for me. I know you're watching us. 38 00:02:00,850 --> 00:02:02,100 Show yourself. 39 00:02:02,100 --> 00:02:04,100 Yep, she's lost it. 40 00:02:04,100 --> 00:02:07,480 Who ordered freshly steamed... Ahh! 41 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:10,310 Dear lord, what is that smell?! 42 00:02:10,310 --> 00:02:18,310 ♪♪ 43 00:02:19,950 --> 00:02:23,410 I was just a rookie in Aboo Buvu when we first met. 44 00:02:23,410 --> 00:02:27,330 I had a breakout season, and a man, a super fan, 45 00:02:27,330 --> 00:02:29,290 he began to take an interest in me. 46 00:02:29,290 --> 00:02:32,420 His name was Deeter, and he came to every game. 47 00:02:32,420 --> 00:02:34,960 He brought me flowers, showered me with gifts. 48 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,510 He bought champagne at the team bar after games, 49 00:02:37,510 --> 00:02:42,100 but he started showing up at my house and calling all hours. 50 00:02:42,100 --> 00:02:46,020 The more I avoided him, the more Deeter pursued me. 51 00:02:46,020 --> 00:02:50,610 Finally, some of the older Boom Boom Boys stood up for me. 52 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:53,480 Deeter may have gone into that tank, 53 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:58,320 but whatever came out of it was more smell than human. 54 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:00,910 What you experienced back there was just a taste 55 00:03:00,910 --> 00:03:02,990 of his stink-bombing terrorism. 56 00:03:02,990 --> 00:03:04,200 Hold the phone, sister. 57 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:06,410 Are you saying it getsworsethan that? 58 00:03:06,410 --> 00:03:07,790 He never stops. 59 00:03:07,790 --> 00:03:09,210 That was a sparrow's fart 60 00:03:09,210 --> 00:03:11,500 compared to the hell he's put me through. 61 00:03:11,500 --> 00:03:14,800 Security got wise to his tricks, and he disappeared, 62 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:16,460 but now he's back. 63 00:03:16,460 --> 00:03:19,090 What are we going to do? 64 00:03:19,090 --> 00:03:21,180 Our game is in two days, and we need to practice 65 00:03:21,180 --> 00:03:22,760 and learn all my new plays. 66 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:24,060 Screw the game, kid. 67 00:03:24,060 --> 00:03:26,430 Let's forfeit and hightail it out of here 68 00:03:26,430 --> 00:03:28,060 and leave this stink-bomber in the dust. 69 00:03:28,060 --> 00:03:31,810 I wish we could, but this freaky perv will keep following us. 70 00:03:31,810 --> 00:03:34,480 We need a really smart plan. 71 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:36,320 I could dress up like a pinup girl 72 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:39,820 and lure him under an overpass with my feminine wiles, 73 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:42,910 and then drop 100 pianos on his head. 74 00:03:42,910 --> 00:03:47,040 If that doesn't work, maybe we give peace a chance. 75 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:48,540 You guys, get some rest. 76 00:03:48,540 --> 00:03:52,960 Lock your doors, take a bath, and don't open anything. 77 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:54,420 I'll think of something. 78 00:03:54,420 --> 00:04:00,420 ♪♪ 79 00:04:00,420 --> 00:04:02,130 All clear. Nothing to worry about. 80 00:04:02,130 --> 00:04:03,930 Time to get some shut-eye. 81 00:04:03,930 --> 00:04:06,310 Sacajawea! 82 00:04:06,310 --> 00:04:11,850 ♪♪ 83 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:31,620 Awww. 84 00:04:31,620 --> 00:04:35,170 I'll never feel safe again. 85 00:04:35,170 --> 00:04:38,340 Look at our fearless leader, Gaz Digzy, 86 00:04:38,340 --> 00:04:40,970 a true hero who's willing to stay up all night 87 00:04:40,970 --> 00:04:43,180 to protect her team from all enemies. 88 00:04:44,590 --> 00:04:48,100 What the? She's leaving town without us? 89 00:04:48,100 --> 00:04:50,270 Come back! Gaz! 90 00:04:50,270 --> 00:04:53,060 She's... gone. 91 00:04:56,400 --> 00:05:00,020 This is officially the saddest moment of your entire life. 92 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:08,080 I didn't sleep a wink last night. 93 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:10,240 I feel like a chocolate cake at fat-kid camp. 94 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:12,710 Try to look on the bright side. 95 00:05:12,710 --> 00:05:15,830 At least our best player ditched us. 96 00:05:15,830 --> 00:05:19,130 Come on, team. Maybe with some luck, we can... 97 00:05:19,130 --> 00:05:21,170 Gaz? 98 00:05:21,170 --> 00:05:23,340 Gaz! You came back! 99 00:05:23,340 --> 00:05:24,930 With Stink Finger? 100 00:05:24,930 --> 00:05:26,220 What's Creepo doing here? 101 00:05:26,220 --> 00:05:29,680 Sometimes it takes an explosion to put out a fire. 102 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:32,640 Gaz tells me you've all found yourself 103 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:36,770 in a bit of a pickle, a sour pickle, a pungent... 104 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:38,560 Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it. Speed it up. 105 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:41,820 Stink Finger has agreed to help us with Deeter. 106 00:05:41,820 --> 00:05:44,740 No one knows more about the power of smell 107 00:05:44,740 --> 00:05:46,030 than Stink Finger. 108 00:05:46,030 --> 00:05:47,320 He's a stench master. 109 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:49,740 And by the time I'm done with you weenies, 110 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:53,870 a dozen rotten eggs will smell like a dozen red roses. 111 00:05:53,870 --> 00:05:55,790 What in the fudge is he talking about? 112 00:05:55,790 --> 00:05:57,460 He's talking about taking a stand. 113 00:05:57,460 --> 00:06:00,960 Perverts like Deeter feed on two things... fear and power. 114 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:03,090 If his stink bombs no longer affect us, 115 00:06:03,090 --> 00:06:04,630 we steal all his power, 116 00:06:04,630 --> 00:06:07,930 and maybe we get rid of that smelly bastard once and for all. 117 00:06:07,930 --> 00:06:12,180 So, for the next 48 hours, Stink Finger is in charge. 118 00:06:12,180 --> 00:06:15,140 Let the training begin! 119 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:19,310 What... what... What do the Leptons 120 00:06:19,310 --> 00:06:20,940 and Stink Finger have in common? 121 00:06:20,940 --> 00:06:23,320 They both stink, but you knew that already, 122 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:25,690 unless you're b-b-beyond stupid. 123 00:06:25,690 --> 00:06:26,860 You won't believe your nose 124 00:06:26,860 --> 00:06:28,490 when you get a whiff of this n-n-news. 125 00:06:28,490 --> 00:06:32,240 Just captured this exclusive undercover footage 126 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:34,410 of the Ulsa Guerin losers in cahoots 127 00:06:34,410 --> 00:06:36,910 with the s-s-stink meister himself. 128 00:06:36,910 --> 00:06:38,750 W-w-why are they subjecting themselves 129 00:06:38,750 --> 00:06:40,840 to such olfactory a-agony? 130 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:42,250 Isn't their game play offensive enough 131 00:06:42,250 --> 00:06:45,130 without Stink Finger puking it up? 132 00:06:45,130 --> 00:06:47,550 Could it have something to do with their upcoming match 133 00:06:47,550 --> 00:06:50,300 against I-L-Lil' P and his Pawful Pooch Posse? 134 00:06:50,300 --> 00:06:52,560 It don't matter what those little pups are up to. 135 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:55,430 I'm top dog, and when they come to my house, 136 00:06:55,430 --> 00:06:57,850 those little bitches are going to get boned! 137 00:06:57,850 --> 00:07:01,190 When you play with the big dogs, you get bit! 138 00:07:01,190 --> 00:07:03,730 Trust me, I know. - Find out tomorrow, 139 00:07:03,730 --> 00:07:08,360 when the I-Leptons face Pawful Pooch Posse live, from Neerg! 140 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:14,330 Mm-hmm. Impressive. 141 00:07:14,330 --> 00:07:16,250 Congratulations, Leptons. 142 00:07:16,250 --> 00:07:19,080 You've become immune to the foulness. 143 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:21,460 You've become one with Malador. 144 00:07:21,460 --> 00:07:24,920 My work here is done. Pay me the other half. 145 00:07:27,470 --> 00:07:31,260 Let's go kick some fleabag tail. 146 00:07:37,180 --> 00:07:38,430 They don't look so tough. 147 00:07:38,430 --> 00:07:41,270 Are you kidding me? They look incredibly tough, 148 00:07:41,270 --> 00:07:43,400 and we haven't slept in like 72 hours. 149 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:47,440 Yeah, but united we stink. They're packed too tight. 150 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:50,490 All we need to do is spread out and flank them. 151 00:07:52,110 --> 00:07:53,280 You guys stink. 152 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:56,040 You guys really do stink. 153 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:58,080 Dear lord, I'm going to be sick. 154 00:08:02,290 --> 00:08:04,250 He's here. Keep your eyes peeled. 155 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:06,420 Be ready for anything out of the ordinary. 156 00:08:06,420 --> 00:08:07,920 Remember your training. 157 00:08:17,350 --> 00:08:19,520 - Ha-ha! - Whoa-oa-oa! 158 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:22,310 I know you're here, Deter. 159 00:08:26,690 --> 00:08:28,480 Gaz, heads up! 160 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:32,200 Let's see how you like a little hair of the dog! 161 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:35,240 Whee! 162 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:36,990 Yeah! 163 00:08:45,380 --> 00:08:47,550 Focus on the game, girls. 164 00:08:47,550 --> 00:08:49,670 Don't let those flashers bother you. 165 00:08:49,670 --> 00:08:53,470 I'm trying, but they're driving me insane! 166 00:08:53,470 --> 00:08:56,220 Never fear. Flip is here. 167 00:08:56,220 --> 00:08:57,640 By tirelessly seeking answers 168 00:08:57,640 --> 00:09:00,020 to the ancient Zancoans of Mahayana, 169 00:09:00,020 --> 00:09:01,600 I pondered their complex riddles, 170 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,640 obtaining a higher level of enlightenment. 171 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:05,810 You know the sound of two palms when they meet, 172 00:09:05,810 --> 00:09:10,480 but I ask you, what is the sound of no palms, no limbs even? 173 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:12,240 The sound of your demise. 174 00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:15,780 Behold Umbilicus! 175 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:18,620 Ahh! 176 00:09:18,620 --> 00:09:21,500 You are about to become sexless, little man with no arms 177 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:24,330 and no legs and a giant green glowing dong. 178 00:09:26,380 --> 00:09:28,460 What is that funky flavor? 179 00:09:28,460 --> 00:09:33,510 Ballmastrz. 180 00:09:33,510 --> 00:09:35,470 They can't stand our stink. 181 00:09:35,470 --> 00:09:38,180 It's creating a gap in their defense. 182 00:09:38,180 --> 00:09:39,680 Gaz, make a break for it! 183 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:42,560 Ballmastrz. Yeah! Oh! 184 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:46,400 Whoa! - Got you! 185 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:49,190 Oh, Gaz. Gaz. 186 00:09:49,190 --> 00:09:50,400 Ahh. 187 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:53,740 Oh, Gaz. 188 00:09:53,740 --> 00:09:56,280 Gaz, what are you doing, you stupid cow? 189 00:09:56,280 --> 00:09:57,660 Focus and fire! 190 00:09:57,660 --> 00:09:59,530 Let's tear this score hole a new one! 191 00:09:59,530 --> 00:10:00,650 There it is. Showtime, baby! 192 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:14,300 Gaz. 193 00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:16,590 Oh, Gaz. Where are you? 194 00:10:16,590 --> 00:10:18,640 It's your number-one fan. 195 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:23,100 Ah, there you are. 196 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:25,850 What? 197 00:10:25,850 --> 00:10:26,640 It can't be. 198 00:10:26,690 --> 00:10:30,770 That smell is unbearable, my greatest work. 199 00:10:30,770 --> 00:10:35,150 It's rancid, disgusting. Why aren't you flinching? 200 00:10:35,150 --> 00:10:36,700 The game's over, Deeter. 201 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:40,030 But I got you a little something to remember me. 202 00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:42,030 Huh? Huh. 203 00:10:43,330 --> 00:10:45,660 Ow! 204 00:10:45,660 --> 00:10:47,540 Smell you later, Deeter! 205 00:10:47,540 --> 00:10:51,130 Mm-hmm. 206 00:10:51,130 --> 00:10:55,170 ♪♪ 207 00:10:55,170 --> 00:10:57,470 Hmm. 208 00:10:57,470 --> 00:11:05,470 ♪♪ 15062

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