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- Yo, fellas, what's up?
- Same old, same old.
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I got eight balls, I got
redi-rocks, I got jumbos.
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- Shit, I even got starter kits.
- Jumbos. Two 20s.
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Two 20s be 40.
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Can you break this?
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I ain't no cash machine.
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You laughing at me?
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Naw, brother, I'm just sayin'...
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You laugh at this?
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Yo, wait. Wait!
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Get the shit.
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Get the roll.
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Motherfucker's so dead.
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Dead all over.
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Oh, yeah?
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You dead too.
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I tell ya, Grandpa...
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this lot was full of used
cars this afternoon.
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Crime scenes. Detective
Pavletz. How ya doin', Sarge?
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Hold on.
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Okay.
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Black male.
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DOA.
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In car.
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Intersection.
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Hubbard...
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and Leavitt.
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Apparent gunshot victim.
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What's apparent, Sarge?
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Huge...
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fuckin' bullet holes...
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in head...
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and chest.
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Good enough. All right.
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Yo, Mad Dog, you're up.
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Ass end of the south side, right?
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No, you got a male dead man in
the 14th district. You'll find it.
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Indoors or outdoors?
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In a car.
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- Yo, Mike, you're up.
- Five more minutes, Ma.
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Hey, Mad Dog, you know
what I want for Christmas?
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Sixteen vestal virgins.
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Fix your collar.
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That head-in-the-garbage-can
job last night?
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I told the coroner, "Just
bring a bowling ball bag."
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Mad Dog, I tell you this too, 'cause
your partner here is brain dead.
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Pick me up some Twinkies.
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There should be a little mini-mart open
a couple of blocks from the scene.
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Twinkies? It's 2:00 in the
morning, you fat fuck.
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Twinkies. And get a banana
for your monkey here.
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A green one.
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Hey, Mad Dog.
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Just your basic dead shit skin.
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Nobody's been in the car, right?
Everything's nice and cherry?
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Hey, absolutely.
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Yo!
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Brother...
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you fucked up.
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The doer might be in the crowd. Think
you can get me a group portrait?
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Yeah. Let's do the street.
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From the direction of the
blood on the window...
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I'd say your victim
got whacked here...
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and your shooter was sitting in
the front passenger seat there.
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You got a lot of blood
in the doorwell...
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so the door had to
be open at the time.
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Maybe he slipped in
for a quick sale...
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and the deal went sour or it
was rip-off time and ba-boom.
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You see that scorch mark
over the temple there?
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Yeah.
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The muzzle couldn't have been
more than two, three inches away.
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But you see this? Your blow-back
shot a good two feet.
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So your shooter's arm's gotta
be covered with blood.
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I can tell you more
when we pull him out.
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- This blow-back too?
- Where?
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Over there on the window.
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No, there's no blood on the headrest.
Blow-back don't leap over things.
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That's somebody else.
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We got a crowbar somewheres?
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Hey, it's a doubleheader.
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I'll be right back.
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You're killing him, Mad Dog.
Get him some melba toast.
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Mike, do me a favor.
My name's Wayne.
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That old black magic
has me in its spell
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That old black magic
that you weave so well
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Those icy fingers up
and down my spine
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That same old witchcraft
when your eyes meet mine
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- You got any Twinkies?
- No.
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How about melba toast?
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What the hell's melba toast, right?
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What's that?
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A dollar.
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A dollar? What is
this, a hotel lobby?
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Fifty cents.
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Jesus, don't shoot him. Please.
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Let me tell you, there's a crime
scene right down the block.
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You shoot, they'll hear.
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Please, you want the money?
Just take it. Go out the back.
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Did you take it yet?
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- Jesus Christ.
- Shut up.
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You want the money?
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You smoke?
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What do you smoke?
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Take some cartons here.
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- Would you like some candy?
- Do you like candy?
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00:10:02,370 --> 00:10:05,015
Why don't you give him a fucking
back rub while you're at it?
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I said shut up!
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Please, go out the back.
You gotta go quiet.
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You can make it. You
gotta go now, though.
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Call him a cab.
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Get the fuck up.
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Please.
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Do you like Rice-A-Roni? How
about a nice Diet Sprite?
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They'll hear it. They're
right down the block.
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You fucker!
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You all right?
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Fuck off.
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Call 911. Say "police
officer needs assistance."
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You're a cop?
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Just do it. Tell 'em
where your store is.
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This ain't my store.
It's his store.
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Just do it.
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Down and down I go
round and round I go
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In a spin lovin' the spin I'm in
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That old black magic called love
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Jesus.
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- You okay?
- Yeah.
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What's up?
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Thanks, Wayne.
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Do you want a cup of
coffee or something?
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Naw, I'll go through the roof.
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How about a shot of something?
It'll help you sleep.
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I better just flop.
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Well, sweet dreams.
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Yeah, thanks. You too.
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00:13:02,307 --> 00:13:05,353
Old black magic has me in its spell
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Old black magic that
you weave so well
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Those icy fingers up
and down my spine
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The same old witchcraft
when your eyes meet mine
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That's the first time I've
pulled out my gun in 15 years.
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I pissed on myself.
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00:14:02,530 --> 00:14:04,174
You know why?
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Because you're a sensitive,
intelligent individual
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00:14:08,703 --> 00:14:10,363
You ever piss on yourself?
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00:14:11,405 --> 00:14:14,350
I would've walked in there and drilled
the red-eyed little bastard...
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but that's just the way I am.
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00:14:16,443 --> 00:14:18,621
But if I ever had an
intelligent thought...
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it would die of loneliness.
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It all evens out. You
know what I mean?
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Let me tell you something.
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Next time that happens,
you're that scared...
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the best thing is sex.
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You're all adrenalized.
You'll go off like a rocket.
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00:14:35,428 --> 00:14:37,372
Just give me a break, will you?
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If I was you last night,
I would have been on the horn...
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with every broad I knew who
wasn't related to me by blood.
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Wayne, on me.
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Just a pinch in here.
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Thanks, Tom.
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They get the guy?
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They know who he is. He ain't
going nowhere. They never do.
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They know who he is. He ain't
going nowhere. They never do.
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Now here's a guy with one
abiding principle in his life.
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To always refuse to testify...
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on the grounds that it may
tend to incriminate him.
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Jesus.
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Chivas and milk.
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Put that on my tab, Tommy.
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You ready? Let's go.
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No, I'm off tonight.
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You got somethin' on?
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Naw, I just... I'll play it by ear.
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That was balls up what
you did last night.
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Don't kid yourself.
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Thanks, Tom. I'll call you later.
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Are you Wayne?
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00:16:32,639 --> 00:16:34,129
Who are you?
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00:16:34,541 --> 00:16:36,218
Harold.
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I was over to your apartment.
You weren't there.
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I work for my boss...
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and he asked me to find you to
invite you to this thing tonight.
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It's free with this.
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The Comic-Cazie Club.
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You also get a free drink.
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Who's your boss?
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He said not to say...
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but that you know him, and he'd
really like to talk to you.
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00:17:03,635 --> 00:17:05,847
Don't worry, it's not a bad thing.
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00:17:05,871 --> 00:17:07,429
It's a good thing.
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00:17:07,873 --> 00:17:09,584
Who is he, Harold?
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00:17:09,608 --> 00:17:12,753
It don't start till
about 10:00, 10:30...
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but I can come by later and
pick you up if you want.
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No, thanks. I'll pass.
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00:17:26,090 --> 00:17:28,752
That other cop? Your friend?
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He's very sarcastic.
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Hold it.
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Don't move.
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Don't even breathe.
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Call it in, Fredo.
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00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,768
Now, Fredo.
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00:18:39,693 --> 00:18:41,285
Nice place, huh?
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00:18:43,096 --> 00:18:46,075
Give him a coffee and cognac.
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00:18:46,099 --> 00:18:47,677
Comin' up.
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00:18:47,701 --> 00:18:49,362
Show her your comp.
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- Decaf, please.
- Right.
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00:19:01,113 --> 00:19:02,808
Who's your boss?
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00:19:05,885 --> 00:19:07,375
That's decaf, right?
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00:19:08,621 --> 00:19:10,247
I'm sorry.
208
00:19:12,390 --> 00:19:14,620
Can't you use a clean
napkin or something?
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00:19:18,663 --> 00:19:20,563
- Okay?
- No problem.
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00:19:26,170 --> 00:19:27,831
Take it with you.
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00:19:32,542 --> 00:19:34,086
You're wastin' time.
212
00:19:34,110 --> 00:19:36,588
You notice that all nightclub
singers do this when they come out?
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00:19:36,612 --> 00:19:38,323
They'll give you this move, right?
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00:19:38,347 --> 00:19:40,426
Everything's gonna be okay
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00:19:40,450 --> 00:19:42,661
As soon as I get my neck fixed
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00:19:42,685 --> 00:19:45,197
Now, from Melrose Park...
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00:19:45,221 --> 00:19:47,533
the land of razor-cut hair...
218
00:19:47,557 --> 00:19:51,269
I.D. Bracelets, and
velour car interiors.
219
00:19:51,293 --> 00:19:54,262
The comedy stylings of Frank Milo,
ladies and gentlemen. Dig it.
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00:19:56,398 --> 00:19:58,423
Yo, Frankie!
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Cosa nostra.
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00:20:14,448 --> 00:20:16,177
Our thing.
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00:20:22,490 --> 00:20:24,424
Our thing, my ass.
224
00:20:25,092 --> 00:20:27,471
Cosa nostra is Italian...
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00:20:27,495 --> 00:20:29,429
for "cheap bastards."
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00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,812
The only thing cheaper
than a hood is a cop.
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00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,914
Cops. Forget about it.
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00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:41,141
They squeeze the nickel
till the buffalo shits.
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Cosa nostra babies.
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00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,291
Other babies, they're born...
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they cry, they go, "Waaaa-waaaa."
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Our kids, they cry, they go...
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00:20:58,357 --> 00:20:59,654
"Wha?"
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00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:06,589
My friend Angie.
235
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:10,992
Angie's father was on his deathbed.
236
00:21:12,103 --> 00:21:14,314
He calls his sons
to him and says...
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"Put a hundred in my
coffin. Each of you."
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In case, you know, you
can take it with you.
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The guy dies.
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00:21:28,619 --> 00:21:30,997
Angie's two brothers...
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put in their yardage.
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00:21:33,223 --> 00:21:35,034
Angie...
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drops in a check for 300
and takes out the cash.
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That fuckin' Angie.
245
00:21:44,801 --> 00:21:46,860
When did Angie's father die?
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There he is.
247
00:22:01,383 --> 00:22:03,528
Hey, they takin'
care of you tonight?
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00:22:03,552 --> 00:22:05,144
Yeah, thanks.
249
00:22:05,854 --> 00:22:07,583
Don't let 'em schlong you on tips.
250
00:22:14,529 --> 00:22:16,340
I told my therapist about you...
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about what happened...
252
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,467
and she said that I was a
real suicidal asshole...
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00:22:24,973 --> 00:22:27,384
and that, in fact, I was
probably very scared...
254
00:22:27,408 --> 00:22:31,207
and was just resorting to macho
bullshit like I'm programmed to.
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00:22:31,712 --> 00:22:34,290
And that what you did...
256
00:22:34,314 --> 00:22:37,647
was very brave and compassionate...
257
00:22:38,185 --> 00:22:41,746
and that I should both apologize
to you and thank you.
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00:22:42,823 --> 00:22:44,200
Hey, Frank...
259
00:22:44,224 --> 00:22:45,748
isn't that Phil Donahue?
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Put the magazine down
before you hurt yourself.
261
00:22:52,698 --> 00:22:54,097
Okay, Harold?
262
00:22:55,868 --> 00:22:57,460
So, are you married?
263
00:22:58,304 --> 00:22:59,381
No.
264
00:22:59,405 --> 00:23:02,101
Not personally, no.
265
00:23:02,875 --> 00:23:04,365
Me neither.
266
00:23:07,546 --> 00:23:09,358
Are you really connected?
267
00:23:09,382 --> 00:23:12,727
I know guys. Guys know me.
268
00:23:12,751 --> 00:23:16,631
I put money on the street, people know
to pay me back on time as a rule.
269
00:23:16,655 --> 00:23:19,000
They call me "Frank
The Money Store."
270
00:23:19,024 --> 00:23:20,491
You hear of me?
271
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:23,159
No.
272
00:23:23,828 --> 00:23:25,873
I suppose that's good.
273
00:23:25,897 --> 00:23:29,389
Although my therapist says I crave
recognition more than accomplishment.
274
00:23:30,567 --> 00:23:32,694
Maybe that's why I do stand-up.
275
00:23:33,304 --> 00:23:35,397
What the hell? I own the club.
276
00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:40,540
What do you think of my act?
277
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:46,207
I heard two Buddy Hackett jokes, a Pat
Cooper, and a half a Lenny Bruce.
278
00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:48,962
Another thing, you know...
279
00:23:48,986 --> 00:23:51,397
I was watching you and it's
all shooting out at people.
280
00:23:51,421 --> 00:23:54,867
Sometimes you should aim in.
Make a joke at your own expense.
281
00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:58,137
Otherwise it looks, kind of like...
282
00:23:58,161 --> 00:24:00,527
It comes off kind of hostile,
you know what I mean?
283
00:24:01,364 --> 00:24:04,128
That's Phil fuckin' Donahue.
284
00:24:11,006 --> 00:24:13,685
All right, let the body heat
coming up through your hand...
285
00:24:13,709 --> 00:24:15,486
warm up the cognac.
286
00:24:15,510 --> 00:24:17,307
Give it a little swirl.
287
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:20,370
Take a little sniff.
288
00:24:22,851 --> 00:24:24,696
Nice, right?
289
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,298
Okay, take a sip, but hold it.
290
00:24:27,322 --> 00:24:28,966
Don't gulp it.
291
00:24:28,990 --> 00:24:32,425
Just let it leak back
down your throat.
292
00:24:33,194 --> 00:24:36,039
- I know how to drink cognac.
- Okay.
293
00:24:36,063 --> 00:24:38,623
Hello. Not now.
294
00:24:39,734 --> 00:24:41,258
Cheers.
295
00:24:51,311 --> 00:24:52,755
My wife?
296
00:24:52,779 --> 00:24:56,826
She thinks fucking and cooking
are two cities in China.
297
00:24:56,850 --> 00:24:59,011
I thought you said
you weren't married.
298
00:25:00,820 --> 00:25:02,151
Where'd you hear that?
299
00:25:03,390 --> 00:25:05,051
I just made that up.
300
00:25:05,625 --> 00:25:08,822
- Bullshit.
- Go ahead. Use it.
301
00:25:14,833 --> 00:25:16,960
Don't ever, ever fuck with me.
302
00:25:17,669 --> 00:25:19,414
Don't ever lie to me...
303
00:25:19,438 --> 00:25:23,218
disrespect me, underestimate me.
304
00:25:23,242 --> 00:25:26,473
If you do, your life
becomes a raging sea.
305
00:25:27,646 --> 00:25:31,125
But come to me like a man...
306
00:25:31,149 --> 00:25:35,176
come to me eyes open,
head up, hand out...
307
00:25:35,586 --> 00:25:39,733
then I become more than a
friend, more than a shoulder.
308
00:25:39,757 --> 00:25:42,920
I become the expediter
of your dreams.
309
00:25:45,463 --> 00:25:47,124
That's beautiful.
310
00:25:52,702 --> 00:25:55,181
Get the hell in the car, Wayne.
311
00:25:55,205 --> 00:25:56,866
What if it rains?
312
00:26:00,777 --> 00:26:03,356
I wish I was a handsome man.
313
00:26:03,380 --> 00:26:04,540
What?
314
00:26:05,615 --> 00:26:09,162
I wish I was brave. I wish I was...
315
00:26:09,186 --> 00:26:10,948
I wish I had real...
316
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,312
real guts.
317
00:26:14,824 --> 00:26:18,336
You wish you were a
brave, handsome man?
318
00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:20,624
No offense, but that
sounds a little immature.
319
00:26:21,664 --> 00:26:24,224
Shit, I wish a lot
of things, but I...
320
00:26:27,169 --> 00:26:30,831
You don't know. Nobody...
You don't know.
321
00:26:31,339 --> 00:26:33,671
You don't always talk to other
guys like this, do you?
322
00:26:34,175 --> 00:26:35,802
What'd I say?
323
00:26:36,444 --> 00:26:38,708
- Nothin'.
- What'd I say?
324
00:26:39,113 --> 00:26:41,013
Nothin'.
325
00:26:48,756 --> 00:26:50,814
You're really good, man.
326
00:27:00,834 --> 00:27:03,446
You know, I wish I was
a real photographer.
327
00:27:03,470 --> 00:27:05,281
Not just like a...
328
00:27:05,305 --> 00:27:07,183
I don't mean police
work or weddings.
329
00:27:07,207 --> 00:27:09,038
- I mean...
- You mean like an artist.
330
00:27:11,110 --> 00:27:13,422
You know, I get this
feeling me and you...
331
00:27:13,446 --> 00:27:15,914
We both wanna be someplace
else. You know what I mean?
332
00:27:17,116 --> 00:27:18,413
Not me.
333
00:27:20,219 --> 00:27:22,983
Okay. Not you.
334
00:27:24,624 --> 00:27:27,024
This guy looks like William Holden.
335
00:27:33,598 --> 00:27:36,511
One time I went down to see this
group show with photographers...
336
00:27:36,535 --> 00:27:38,579
and I hit it off with
this lady in the show.
337
00:27:38,603 --> 00:27:41,782
I met all her friends
in the lofts and all.
338
00:27:41,806 --> 00:27:43,518
Then I showed her my stuff...
339
00:27:43,542 --> 00:27:46,120
and this guy says to me...
340
00:27:46,144 --> 00:27:48,189
"What do you think about
being an artist?"
341
00:27:48,213 --> 00:27:51,858
I said, "Yeah, sure,
but the only thing is...
342
00:27:51,882 --> 00:27:55,318
there's no pension, no
security, no major medical."
343
00:27:58,656 --> 00:28:00,400
Nobody laughed.
344
00:28:00,424 --> 00:28:02,435
But as soon as I said that,
know what I thought?
345
00:28:02,459 --> 00:28:03,937
I'm just a cop.
346
00:28:03,961 --> 00:28:07,173
I'm like a real civil servant.
That's the way I think.
347
00:28:07,197 --> 00:28:09,109
I think like a civil servant.
348
00:28:09,133 --> 00:28:12,111
But these people...
They're artists.
349
00:28:12,135 --> 00:28:14,204
They're special. They take chances.
350
00:28:14,604 --> 00:28:17,650
Chances. You're a
fuckin' policeman.
351
00:28:17,674 --> 00:28:19,818
What kind of chances you
think they're takin'?
352
00:28:19,842 --> 00:28:21,833
That the goddamn sushi
might be tainted?
353
00:28:22,212 --> 00:28:24,203
Naw, look, it's different.
354
00:28:26,616 --> 00:28:30,295
Either you understand what
I'm saying, or you don't.
355
00:28:30,319 --> 00:28:33,531
Hey, are you mad at me?
I'm on your side.
356
00:28:33,555 --> 00:28:35,580
No, look. Even she said it.
357
00:28:36,758 --> 00:28:40,353
My stuff comes out of the job.
The job is the truth of it.
358
00:28:40,929 --> 00:28:42,507
The all of it.
359
00:28:42,531 --> 00:28:44,442
I don't create stuff.
360
00:28:44,466 --> 00:28:46,195
I find stuff.
361
00:28:48,237 --> 00:28:51,364
Anyway, she was
pretty nice about it.
362
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:55,432
A nice person. I liked her.
363
00:28:56,177 --> 00:28:57,688
She was nice.
364
00:28:57,712 --> 00:28:59,623
She sounds like a bitch.
365
00:28:59,647 --> 00:29:00,824
Hey, Frank.
366
00:29:00,848 --> 00:29:02,338
Bobby Gee.
367
00:29:02,984 --> 00:29:04,918
Yeah, so I noticed.
368
00:29:05,586 --> 00:29:07,831
He looks good.
369
00:29:07,855 --> 00:29:09,981
If you know what I mean.
370
00:29:10,557 --> 00:29:12,218
I'm gonna go home.
371
00:29:17,197 --> 00:29:18,721
Wait a second.
372
00:29:30,776 --> 00:29:32,767
My wife?
373
00:29:34,913 --> 00:29:37,726
They should cross her...
374
00:29:37,750 --> 00:29:40,617
with a Macintosh PC.
375
00:29:45,257 --> 00:29:47,157
Get a computer...
376
00:29:50,328 --> 00:29:52,353
that never goes down.
377
00:29:58,069 --> 00:30:00,003
This is good.
378
00:30:09,881 --> 00:30:11,624
That's a nasty burn.
379
00:30:11,648 --> 00:30:13,726
I'll have somebody come
over and take care of that.
380
00:30:13,750 --> 00:30:15,445
It doesn't even hurt.
381
00:30:18,689 --> 00:30:20,418
Hey, the shooter?
382
00:30:20,824 --> 00:30:23,418
I know who he is.
The net's closing.
383
00:30:24,194 --> 00:30:26,706
The net's closing?
384
00:30:26,730 --> 00:30:30,392
I like that. "The net's closing."
385
00:30:34,837 --> 00:30:36,964
The expediter of your dreams, pal.
386
00:30:38,674 --> 00:30:40,938
No, not me, brother. I'm flush.
387
00:30:41,677 --> 00:30:45,374
You're flush? The net's closing?
388
00:31:31,491 --> 00:31:33,652
- Hi?
- Yeah.
389
00:31:35,328 --> 00:31:37,039
Hi.
390
00:31:37,063 --> 00:31:38,792
My name is Glory.
391
00:31:41,134 --> 00:31:43,898
I'm the one who spilled the
coffee on you last night.
392
00:31:45,638 --> 00:31:48,232
- Oh, yeah. The bartender.
- Yeah.
393
00:31:51,443 --> 00:31:54,021
Frank told me to come by...
394
00:31:54,045 --> 00:31:56,036
and take care of your hand.
395
00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:02,045
Frank from last night?
He told you to do that?
396
00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:06,356
Can I...
397
00:32:07,392 --> 00:32:08,723
Your hand?
398
00:32:10,761 --> 00:32:12,285
Thanks.
399
00:32:31,848 --> 00:32:34,560
This is really stupid, I know.
400
00:32:34,584 --> 00:32:36,051
Whatever.
401
00:32:46,930 --> 00:32:48,420
Thanks.
402
00:32:49,132 --> 00:32:51,810
Frank wanted me to stay.
403
00:32:51,834 --> 00:32:53,529
Here.
404
00:32:55,170 --> 00:32:58,435
Make sure it heals properly.
Change the bandage and all?
405
00:32:59,541 --> 00:33:02,408
Whatever. I'll run down,
get more ointment.
406
00:33:03,612 --> 00:33:05,490
Yeah, well, how long did...
407
00:33:05,514 --> 00:33:07,125
Frank...
408
00:33:07,149 --> 00:33:10,227
How long did Frank
imagine this would be?
409
00:33:10,251 --> 00:33:13,049
A week. Frank said a week.
410
00:33:14,856 --> 00:33:16,847
Look, it's not what you think.
411
00:33:17,758 --> 00:33:19,419
It's not a sex thing.
412
00:33:20,328 --> 00:33:21,761
Jesus.
413
00:33:36,943 --> 00:33:39,810
Just let me sit down. Please?
414
00:33:42,949 --> 00:33:44,439
How's the coffee?
415
00:33:45,352 --> 00:33:47,630
It's so rich, I can't
believe it's instant.
416
00:33:47,654 --> 00:33:49,485
How's your hand?
417
00:33:50,155 --> 00:33:51,315
Great.
418
00:33:53,526 --> 00:33:55,289
You know I'm a cop, right?
419
00:33:57,663 --> 00:33:59,153
So I've been told.
420
00:34:01,300 --> 00:34:03,478
Yeah, well, anyways...
421
00:34:03,502 --> 00:34:05,493
I have to go to work now.
422
00:34:08,741 --> 00:34:11,140
So, I'll stay here?
423
00:34:11,976 --> 00:34:13,876
Well, this is my house, so...
424
00:34:14,812 --> 00:34:16,690
I'm not gonna steal anything.
425
00:34:16,714 --> 00:34:19,326
What's Frank's phone number?
426
00:34:19,350 --> 00:34:21,284
Talk to me before you
talk to Frank, okay?
427
00:34:22,987 --> 00:34:24,532
You saved his life.
428
00:34:24,556 --> 00:34:26,767
He wants me to be your
friend for a week.
429
00:34:26,791 --> 00:34:28,691
That's all. I swear.
430
00:34:29,494 --> 00:34:31,723
I'm like a thank-you present.
431
00:34:32,930 --> 00:34:34,607
I'm like...
432
00:34:34,631 --> 00:34:36,476
a seven-day singing telegram.
433
00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:39,712
Like those people that come to your
door in a gorilla suit with balloons.
434
00:34:39,736 --> 00:34:41,948
Okay, okay. Stop, stop, stop.
435
00:34:41,972 --> 00:34:44,236
Look, I gotta get outta here.
436
00:34:44,942 --> 00:34:48,655
I work straight through the night.
I come back 6:00, 6:30 in the morning.
437
00:34:48,679 --> 00:34:50,270
No problem.
438
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:54,181
- There's a TV.
- Great. Thanks.
439
00:34:56,652 --> 00:34:58,664
Refrigerator's in the kitchen.
440
00:34:58,688 --> 00:35:00,815
And outside is downstairs.
441
00:35:02,091 --> 00:35:03,922
Yeah, if you have a key.
442
00:35:07,897 --> 00:35:09,660
I'm really sorry about this.
443
00:35:11,466 --> 00:35:13,696
We'll straighten everything
out when I come back.
444
00:35:15,437 --> 00:35:16,995
Absolutely.
445
00:35:32,319 --> 00:35:34,651
Jimmy, come take a look at this.
446
00:35:45,132 --> 00:35:46,827
The net of justice closes in.
447
00:35:49,670 --> 00:35:51,330
Oh, Jesus.
448
00:35:52,005 --> 00:35:53,529
That's my shooter.
449
00:36:00,113 --> 00:36:01,857
That was your fault, baby.
450
00:36:01,881 --> 00:36:04,360
My fault? Why is it my fault?
451
00:36:04,384 --> 00:36:07,296
Because you are really into
pressing that red button.
452
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,531
- No, I'm not.
- You like that shit, huh?
453
00:36:09,555 --> 00:36:11,332
No, I'm trying to make
you something nice.
454
00:36:11,356 --> 00:36:13,534
Make me something nice?
455
00:36:13,558 --> 00:36:15,403
I'm sorry, okay?
456
00:36:15,427 --> 00:36:17,171
Sorry goddamn don't get it.
457
00:36:17,195 --> 00:36:18,906
Sorry is for shits!
458
00:36:18,930 --> 00:36:21,421
Sorry is what that fuckin' meal is!
459
00:36:25,137 --> 00:36:28,082
I would have cleaned the place for
you, but I couldn't find any dirt.
460
00:36:28,106 --> 00:36:30,317
Okay, it's time to go.
Come on, get up.
461
00:36:30,341 --> 00:36:31,985
Why? Hey!
462
00:36:32,009 --> 00:36:35,355
Why? Because you people got
me surrounded. That's why.
463
00:36:35,379 --> 00:36:38,525
- So here's your bag. Let's go.
- What are you talking about?
464
00:36:38,549 --> 00:36:41,828
Frank maybe killed somebody last
night, and I don't know who you are.
465
00:36:41,852 --> 00:36:44,197
If Frank was involved in
something, Frank's not involved.
466
00:36:44,221 --> 00:36:46,433
Frank's never involved.
He's a million miles away.
467
00:36:46,457 --> 00:36:48,168
Let me tell you about involved.
468
00:36:48,192 --> 00:36:51,470
I buddy up with a guy one night, he
maybe kills somebody the next night.
469
00:36:51,494 --> 00:36:54,707
It comes out I got drunk with the
shooter, and his girl's in my house.
470
00:36:54,731 --> 00:36:56,776
Let me tell ya, that is involved.
471
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,978
I swear to God, I don't know
what you're talking about.
472
00:36:59,002 --> 00:37:01,781
Whatever. Good-bye, good-bye.
Let's go. Come on.
473
00:37:01,805 --> 00:37:04,250
You don't understand. There's
a penalty system here.
474
00:37:04,274 --> 00:37:07,107
- Penalty system for who? Me?
- No, for me.
475
00:37:08,011 --> 00:37:10,155
You send me back,
I'll be in to him forever.
476
00:37:10,179 --> 00:37:11,723
Why? You owe him?
477
00:37:11,747 --> 00:37:13,692
I don't know what
happened with last night.
478
00:37:13,716 --> 00:37:16,428
I swear to God, I don't get involved
with Frank's mess. I really don't.
479
00:37:16,452 --> 00:37:18,496
- But you owe him?
- It's complicated.
480
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:20,647
Complicated like how?
481
00:37:25,694 --> 00:37:27,472
Talk to me.
482
00:37:27,496 --> 00:37:29,760
This is my house.
Complicated like how?
483
00:37:30,998 --> 00:37:33,043
"There's a cash-flow problem.
I'll take it in trade."
484
00:37:33,067 --> 00:37:34,845
Did you ever hear him say that?
485
00:37:34,869 --> 00:37:38,015
My brother had the cash-flow
problem, and I'm the trade.
486
00:37:38,039 --> 00:37:41,251
I do whatever Frank wants until he
says my brother's in the clear.
487
00:37:41,275 --> 00:37:44,188
What do you mean, you do
whatever Frank wants? Like what?
488
00:37:44,212 --> 00:37:46,256
He said to be your
friend for a week.
489
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,646
You saved his life.
That's all I know.
490
00:37:49,317 --> 00:37:51,928
You send me back, he's gonna
tell me I screwed up...
491
00:37:51,952 --> 00:37:53,663
add another two months, six months.
492
00:37:53,687 --> 00:37:56,566
With Frank, you can't
argue. You can't fight.
493
00:37:56,590 --> 00:37:58,768
You can't hide.
494
00:37:58,792 --> 00:38:00,783
So can you help me out here?
495
00:38:01,962 --> 00:38:03,862
Can I stay?
496
00:38:16,575 --> 00:38:18,386
What are you banging
on my door for?
497
00:38:18,410 --> 00:38:20,889
You're making a lot of
noise. What's going on?
498
00:38:20,913 --> 00:38:23,973
- Who are you, a sheriff? Fuck off.
- I wanna see Lee.
499
00:38:24,717 --> 00:38:25,861
Are you okay?
500
00:38:25,885 --> 00:38:28,663
- I'll snap it off at the ankle.
- It's okay.
501
00:38:28,687 --> 00:38:30,677
Move your foot, shit bird.
502
00:38:31,623 --> 00:38:33,267
Hey, I'm a police officer.
503
00:38:33,291 --> 00:38:36,904
Wayne, we were just arguing
in here. Everything's okay.
504
00:38:36,928 --> 00:38:39,340
- You're a police officer? Really?
- Yeah.
505
00:38:39,364 --> 00:38:41,696
Well, guess what?
506
00:38:44,803 --> 00:38:46,737
I'm on to you.
507
00:38:48,606 --> 00:38:50,470
What can you do, you know?
508
00:38:51,041 --> 00:38:52,838
At least you gave it a shot.
509
00:38:54,578 --> 00:38:56,409
Yeah, well, whatever.
510
00:38:56,980 --> 00:38:59,893
Do you want me to
make you some tea?
511
00:38:59,917 --> 00:39:01,646
No, thanks.
512
00:39:09,460 --> 00:39:10,790
Frank...
513
00:39:11,561 --> 00:39:13,392
it's going great, yeah.
514
00:39:15,098 --> 00:39:16,827
Frank, I swear.
515
00:39:17,834 --> 00:39:20,530
We haven't stopped laughing
since I came in the door.
516
00:39:21,338 --> 00:39:22,828
He's tickled pink.
517
00:39:26,143 --> 00:39:29,856
No, he can't come to the
phone right now. He's out.
518
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:31,403
At work.
519
00:39:33,916 --> 00:39:36,852
That's none of your business.
520
00:39:37,986 --> 00:39:40,765
I have to... I'll call you back.
521
00:39:40,789 --> 00:39:42,667
I gotta go. The phone's ringing.
522
00:39:42,691 --> 00:39:44,420
The other phone.
523
00:39:45,060 --> 00:39:46,755
Hi. Did I wake you?
524
00:39:48,096 --> 00:39:50,290
No. I mean... No.
525
00:40:09,783 --> 00:40:11,894
So you gave walking
tours in school, huh?
526
00:40:11,918 --> 00:40:13,909
What'd you study?
History? Real estate?
527
00:40:14,387 --> 00:40:17,254
Acting. Like everybody
and his cousin.
528
00:40:17,957 --> 00:40:20,402
I gave walking tours to
make the rent some...
529
00:40:20,426 --> 00:40:23,305
but then I got into tending
bar because it paid better.
530
00:40:23,329 --> 00:40:26,992
Open up my days for more
classes, auditions.
531
00:40:27,734 --> 00:40:29,878
You ask a bartender or a
waiter around here...
532
00:40:29,902 --> 00:40:31,512
"What do you do?"
533
00:40:31,536 --> 00:40:33,681
They say, "I'm an
actor, I'm a singer...
534
00:40:33,705 --> 00:40:36,584
I'm a student, I'm a writer."
535
00:40:36,608 --> 00:40:39,354
After a couple years, you have
to be honest with yourself.
536
00:40:39,378 --> 00:40:42,190
I'm a bartender. A waiter.
537
00:40:42,214 --> 00:40:44,158
Waitress.
538
00:40:44,182 --> 00:40:47,929
Life is what happens to you while you're
waiting for your ship to come in.
539
00:40:47,953 --> 00:40:50,197
Cops are lucky in
that way, you know?
540
00:40:50,221 --> 00:40:52,332
It's hard confusing a
cop with anything else.
541
00:40:52,356 --> 00:40:54,381
I mean, a cop's a cop. The end.
542
00:40:56,861 --> 00:40:59,430
I was working as a bartender
in a club Frank owned.
543
00:40:59,563 --> 00:41:01,758
I knew Frank put money
on the street...
544
00:41:03,133 --> 00:41:05,294
so I put my brother
together with Frank.
545
00:41:06,437 --> 00:41:10,463
Going to Frank is like taking heroin
to cure an alcohol problem, you know?
546
00:41:12,708 --> 00:41:16,144
My brother can't make his payments.
Frank starts taking over.
547
00:41:16,813 --> 00:41:19,725
He fires everybody,
puts in his own people.
548
00:41:19,749 --> 00:41:21,794
He starts ordering
through the corporation.
549
00:41:21,818 --> 00:41:24,096
Steaks, liquor, kitchen
equipment, you name it.
550
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:27,166
All to re-sell on his own 'cause
he's a silent partner, right?
551
00:41:27,190 --> 00:41:29,317
So he's not liable anyhow.
552
00:41:30,192 --> 00:41:33,638
Next thing I know, my
brother slit his wrists.
553
00:41:33,662 --> 00:41:35,926
And his wife's ready to
run away with his kids.
554
00:41:36,331 --> 00:41:38,042
So I go to Frank and say...
555
00:41:38,066 --> 00:41:41,399
"Leave my brother alone.
I'll do anything you want."
556
00:41:43,038 --> 00:41:44,403
Anyways...
557
00:41:44,973 --> 00:41:46,998
my brother's a waiter now.
558
00:41:47,876 --> 00:41:50,605
At least he's alive
and sort of intact.
559
00:41:51,545 --> 00:41:53,390
So what do you do for him?
560
00:41:53,414 --> 00:41:56,076
- This, that, the other.
- Like what?
561
00:42:02,323 --> 00:42:03,847
What's the difference?
562
00:42:13,399 --> 00:42:16,857
Could you smile a little?
Hold my hand or something?
563
00:42:29,948 --> 00:42:32,193
- Go home.
- Home?
564
00:42:32,217 --> 00:42:34,879
Yeah. Just take the keys,
and I'll be there soon.
565
00:42:56,507 --> 00:42:58,051
Listen, I'm a cop...
566
00:42:58,075 --> 00:43:01,841
and I don't like to be followed,
and I don't like her being followed.
567
00:43:02,613 --> 00:43:04,992
Frank just wants to make
sure that you're happy.
568
00:43:05,016 --> 00:43:06,415
Are you happy?
569
00:43:11,121 --> 00:43:12,918
I get paid either way.
570
00:43:22,632 --> 00:43:24,544
I said go home.
571
00:43:24,568 --> 00:43:26,559
I wanted to wait for you.
572
00:43:27,971 --> 00:43:30,982
- Okay, let's go.
- Can I tell you something? Come here.
573
00:43:31,006 --> 00:43:33,065
- I gotta go.
- Gimme five minutes.
574
00:43:34,910 --> 00:43:36,901
Go ahead. I'll be there.
575
00:43:46,288 --> 00:43:48,733
They found the gun
that did your shooter.
576
00:43:48,757 --> 00:43:51,156
- Yeah? Where?
- On some other dead mutt.
577
00:43:51,926 --> 00:43:53,971
Bullshit, he got taken
out by Frank Milo.
578
00:43:53,995 --> 00:43:55,873
Milo probably did this guy too.
579
00:43:55,897 --> 00:43:59,009
Left the gun with the body so it
looks like a neat solve. It's a plant.
580
00:43:59,033 --> 00:44:01,078
It's a solve, and
nobody gives a shit.
581
00:44:01,102 --> 00:44:04,333
Two dead mutts in muttland.
5:00. Time to go home.
582
00:44:04,939 --> 00:44:06,429
It's a plant.
583
00:44:09,377 --> 00:44:10,900
Who's the babe?
584
00:44:12,546 --> 00:44:14,036
A friend.
585
00:44:14,615 --> 00:44:16,139
Oh, yeah?
586
00:44:19,419 --> 00:44:22,946
What happened to the
girl next door? Lee?
587
00:44:26,159 --> 00:44:29,651
She's a nice lady. This one's a
little too fast for you, no?
588
00:44:33,599 --> 00:44:36,329
- You okay? What's the matter?
- Nothing.
589
00:44:42,408 --> 00:44:44,186
Hey, that's the one.
590
00:44:44,210 --> 00:44:46,508
Jesus, look at that shiner.
591
00:44:47,179 --> 00:44:49,857
Looks like that dog on The Little
Rascals. Who is it, Petey?
592
00:44:49,881 --> 00:44:52,111
She's getting smacked around.
593
00:44:54,619 --> 00:44:56,097
By him?
594
00:44:56,121 --> 00:44:58,766
I had a talk with him.
The guy's on the job.
595
00:44:58,790 --> 00:45:01,235
He's on the job? So fucking what?
You had a talk with him?
596
00:45:01,259 --> 00:45:02,419
Yeah.
597
00:45:03,161 --> 00:45:05,891
- And?
- He's an asshole.
598
00:45:12,102 --> 00:45:13,501
Oh, yeah?
599
00:45:15,773 --> 00:45:17,263
Hold this, please.
600
00:45:29,053 --> 00:45:32,215
How ya doin', Sis?
This is my sister.
601
00:45:32,889 --> 00:45:34,857
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
602
00:45:35,058 --> 00:45:37,026
What, you walk into a door, Sis?
603
00:45:37,694 --> 00:45:39,719
What, she walk into a door?
604
00:45:40,396 --> 00:45:42,441
You're not fucking hittin'
her or anything, are you?
605
00:45:42,465 --> 00:45:44,443
- It's okay.
- What is your fucking problem?
606
00:45:44,467 --> 00:45:45,900
Tommy, I need your towel.
607
00:45:48,604 --> 00:45:52,095
Slip your piece under the towel.
Tommy will hold it for you till after.
608
00:45:54,342 --> 00:45:56,587
Come on, you fuckin' hump.
Come on, you hero.
609
00:45:56,611 --> 00:45:59,157
I want a taste of you.
Come on, get up.
610
00:45:59,181 --> 00:46:01,426
I got no beef with you.
611
00:46:01,450 --> 00:46:04,362
Slip your piece under the towel.
612
00:46:04,386 --> 00:46:06,320
I got no beef with you.
613
00:46:09,491 --> 00:46:11,754
Are you sweet?
Is that your problem?
614
00:46:18,132 --> 00:46:20,760
- Come on, I'm on the job.
- You ain't on my fuckin' job.
615
00:46:26,073 --> 00:46:27,665
Hey, come on.
616
00:46:28,342 --> 00:46:30,586
You lost her address,
her phone number...
617
00:46:30,610 --> 00:46:33,255
you can't even remember
what she looks like.
618
00:46:33,279 --> 00:46:34,803
Right?
619
00:46:37,450 --> 00:46:39,962
- Yeah, right.
- What's her name?
620
00:46:39,986 --> 00:46:41,954
I don't know, okay?
621
00:46:42,956 --> 00:46:45,925
Don't even turn around
to say good-bye.
622
00:46:57,703 --> 00:47:01,161
Hey, Chivas and milk.
I never forget a neck.
623
00:47:03,108 --> 00:47:05,406
You should try that
shit with me sometime.
624
00:47:05,978 --> 00:47:08,845
Yeah? Different strokes
for different folks.
625
00:47:30,133 --> 00:47:32,124
No guts, no glory, right?
626
00:47:40,610 --> 00:47:42,955
- Smoke, smoke.
- What?
627
00:47:42,979 --> 00:47:44,056
Smoke.
628
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:45,591
You mean pot, crack, what?
629
00:47:45,615 --> 00:47:48,015
Get smart with me, I'll
bust a cap in your ass.
630
00:47:48,185 --> 00:47:50,762
You wanna do Dodge City
with me, motherfucker?
631
00:47:50,786 --> 00:47:53,346
- Hey, you crazy?
- Crazy? I'm a fuckin' mad dog.
632
00:47:58,093 --> 00:47:59,822
Jesus.
633
00:48:27,655 --> 00:48:31,021
Frank, you're making
him strong again.
634
00:48:36,163 --> 00:48:37,707
Where were you?
635
00:48:37,731 --> 00:48:39,342
What do you do for him?
636
00:48:39,366 --> 00:48:40,890
Who, Frank?
637
00:48:41,902 --> 00:48:43,279
I tend bar.
638
00:48:43,303 --> 00:48:45,181
- What else?
- Deliver things.
639
00:48:45,205 --> 00:48:47,250
- What things?
- Some pretty weird shit.
640
00:48:47,274 --> 00:48:49,744
Like what?
641
00:48:50,009 --> 00:48:53,355
Once I took this box up
to a guy in Detroit.
642
00:48:53,379 --> 00:48:55,024
I took the Greyhound.
643
00:48:55,048 --> 00:48:57,560
So I'm sitting on the bus
six hours, wondering.
644
00:48:57,584 --> 00:48:59,995
I go into the bathroom in the back.
645
00:49:00,019 --> 00:49:02,064
I open the box and look inside.
646
00:49:02,088 --> 00:49:04,133
There was a human hand in there...
647
00:49:04,157 --> 00:49:06,469
with manicured nails
and a wedding band.
648
00:49:06,493 --> 00:49:08,337
I almost died.
649
00:49:08,361 --> 00:49:10,071
I get up to Detroit.
650
00:49:10,095 --> 00:49:12,941
I deliver it to some guy behind
a counter in a bowling alley.
651
00:49:12,965 --> 00:49:16,578
This guy, he opens the
box, looks inside...
652
00:49:16,602 --> 00:49:19,647
and he gives me a tip like
I was delivering takeout.
653
00:49:19,671 --> 00:49:21,195
You sleep with him?
654
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:25,186
With Frank? I don't
think he has sex.
655
00:49:25,210 --> 00:49:26,939
Does he make you sleep
with anybody else?
656
00:49:27,913 --> 00:49:29,210
No.
657
00:49:30,414 --> 00:49:32,192
He's got girls for that.
658
00:49:32,216 --> 00:49:34,582
The "Frank Milo dancers,"
he calls them.
659
00:49:35,253 --> 00:49:37,653
So you never had to sleep
with anybody else?
660
00:49:42,193 --> 00:49:44,738
One time, the guy from
the bowling alley?
661
00:49:44,762 --> 00:49:47,407
He came into town and
he asked for me...
662
00:49:47,431 --> 00:49:50,695
and Frank said I had to go out with
him, but what happened was up to me.
663
00:49:51,635 --> 00:49:54,570
What happened was he was a lot
physically strong than me...
664
00:49:56,606 --> 00:49:58,301
so I survived.
665
00:49:59,342 --> 00:50:02,175
Oh, Jesus. She survived.
666
00:50:06,917 --> 00:50:08,761
Okay, what about me?
667
00:50:08,785 --> 00:50:10,428
What if I get horny?
668
00:50:10,452 --> 00:50:11,930
You're a thank-you present, right?
669
00:50:11,954 --> 00:50:14,699
Why is it the worst thing a guy can
imagine happening to a woman...
670
00:50:14,723 --> 00:50:16,234
is that she fucked some other guy?
671
00:50:16,258 --> 00:50:18,637
I never said that. That's
not what I'm driving at.
672
00:50:18,661 --> 00:50:21,573
- What are you driving at?
- I don't know, okay?
673
00:50:21,597 --> 00:50:25,226
I do what I can for people, but I'm
no warrior. I'm no hero. Sorry.
674
00:50:27,102 --> 00:50:29,764
I'm not asking you
to save me, Wayne.
675
00:50:31,472 --> 00:50:34,084
So you need to be saved, right?
676
00:50:34,108 --> 00:50:36,201
Tell me. You need
to be saved, right?
677
00:50:37,412 --> 00:50:40,457
Look, for the next five days...
678
00:50:40,481 --> 00:50:42,693
let's just pretend we're
your basic, normal couple.
679
00:50:42,717 --> 00:50:44,428
- Normal.
- Watch TV.
680
00:50:44,452 --> 00:50:46,079
TV. Right.
681
00:50:48,323 --> 00:50:51,668
Frank! Stop it! Stop
the machine, Frank!
682
00:50:51,692 --> 00:50:53,626
Don't pull that switch!
683
00:51:08,041 --> 00:51:09,974
Wayne, could you put
your arm around me?
684
00:51:15,748 --> 00:51:19,309
- Where's Varsdic?
- He said he'd blow up the dam.
685
00:53:07,254 --> 00:53:09,599
If you don't wanna do anything,
that's okay with me.
686
00:53:09,623 --> 00:53:11,801
I'll go with that.
687
00:53:11,825 --> 00:53:15,761
- Okay, I don't wanna do anything.
- Good. That's okay.
688
00:53:17,931 --> 00:53:20,009
You're a sweet man, you know that?
689
00:53:20,033 --> 00:53:22,745
Hey, no kiddin'. If you
don't wanna do it...
690
00:53:22,769 --> 00:53:24,703
it's, it's okay.
691
00:53:34,413 --> 00:53:36,725
Open your lips.
692
00:53:36,749 --> 00:53:38,683
I know how to kiss.
693
00:53:49,395 --> 00:53:52,306
You know, I oughta...
I should do some sit-ups.
694
00:53:52,330 --> 00:53:54,958
- Right now?
- No, I mean, you know, in general.
695
00:54:04,742 --> 00:54:06,869
Are you my hero? Are you my man?
696
00:54:24,227 --> 00:54:26,161
You're a sweet man.
697
00:54:29,066 --> 00:54:31,829
- Watch out for next time.
- Fair enough.
698
00:54:32,968 --> 00:54:35,947
I haven't made love in two years.
699
00:54:35,971 --> 00:54:37,949
Made love. I like that.
700
00:54:37,973 --> 00:54:42,220
You talk like someone out
of the Round Table days.
701
00:54:42,244 --> 00:54:44,589
Sir Lancelot.
702
00:54:44,613 --> 00:54:46,205
Galahad.
703
00:54:54,756 --> 00:54:56,734
The thing about
photographing death...
704
00:54:56,758 --> 00:54:58,736
There's no dignity in death.
705
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:00,871
The body can't defend itself.
706
00:55:00,895 --> 00:55:02,920
Can't pull its skirt down.
707
00:55:04,332 --> 00:55:06,544
Can't close its mouth.
708
00:55:06,568 --> 00:55:10,747
Cops are walkin' around the crime
scene, everything's a joke.
709
00:55:10,771 --> 00:55:12,749
What you're photographing
on the job...
710
00:55:12,773 --> 00:55:16,252
is like the worst
kind of helplessness.
711
00:55:16,276 --> 00:55:18,955
You know why I became a cop?
712
00:55:18,979 --> 00:55:23,293
My father, his whole life he was
a sales clerk in a hat store.
713
00:55:23,317 --> 00:55:24,961
A real invisible man.
714
00:55:24,985 --> 00:55:28,364
Spent his whole life doin' that.
Takin' shit from people.
715
00:55:28,388 --> 00:55:30,365
I was so afraid I'd
wind up like him...
716
00:55:30,389 --> 00:55:32,601
I panicked and became a policeman.
717
00:55:32,625 --> 00:55:34,559
Kinda overreacted, you know?
718
00:55:38,364 --> 00:55:39,956
It's so quiet.
719
00:55:42,034 --> 00:55:44,113
I can't believe I'm here with you.
720
00:55:44,137 --> 00:55:46,115
One time, about 3:00
in the morning...
721
00:55:46,139 --> 00:55:49,051
I was set up right here,
lookin' down this street.
722
00:55:49,075 --> 00:55:53,554
I'm lookin' right down, I swear
to God. You know what I see?
723
00:55:53,578 --> 00:55:58,283
A goddamn deer is standing there
at that intersection down there.
724
00:55:58,416 --> 00:56:01,128
I couldn't believe it.
I almost had a heart attack.
725
00:56:01,152 --> 00:56:03,330
I don't know where it came from.
726
00:56:03,354 --> 00:56:05,566
Maybe it swam over from Indiana,
escaped from the zoo...
727
00:56:05,590 --> 00:56:07,568
but there it was, this, this deer.
728
00:56:07,592 --> 00:56:10,754
Me and this deer at 3:00
a.m. in the morning.
729
00:56:13,830 --> 00:56:15,764
Let me show you that
photo of the deer.
730
00:56:18,969 --> 00:56:21,214
- Would you photograph me?
- No, you don't want...
731
00:56:21,238 --> 00:56:24,617
With the people I take pictures
of, it would be bad luck.
732
00:56:24,641 --> 00:56:27,735
- Come on.
- No way. Sorry.
733
00:56:35,151 --> 00:56:38,279
- Wayne, come on.
- No, it would freak me out.
734
00:56:41,223 --> 00:56:43,157
Where the hell did I put it?
735
00:59:29,150 --> 00:59:31,083
All right. All right.
736
00:59:35,422 --> 00:59:36,719
Smile for the birdie.
737
00:59:42,662 --> 00:59:44,254
Do me.
738
01:00:42,253 --> 01:00:44,765
It's so weird, you wearing
a gun to work every day.
739
01:00:44,789 --> 01:00:47,724
- I keep forgetting, you know?
- Hey, no guts, no glory.
740
01:01:10,111 --> 01:01:13,557
You see? I told you, Wayne.
This food can kill you.
741
01:01:13,581 --> 01:01:15,859
Waiter says guy walks
in, comes up...
742
01:01:15,883 --> 01:01:19,229
bop-bop, back of the
head, walks right out.
743
01:01:19,253 --> 01:01:21,231
Gangland, USA. Gino Coraldi...
744
01:01:21,255 --> 01:01:23,400
was sitting down to some calamari.
745
01:01:23,424 --> 01:01:27,871
He'd just stolen the account books
of Alphonse "The Wolf" Lupo.
746
01:01:27,895 --> 01:01:31,240
He felt like celebrating.
747
01:01:31,264 --> 01:01:33,528
About right?
748
01:01:35,001 --> 01:01:39,182
I'm just a gigolo Everywhere I go
749
01:01:39,206 --> 01:01:42,485
People know the part I'm playing
750
01:01:42,509 --> 01:01:44,787
Pay for every dance
751
01:01:44,811 --> 01:01:46,622
Selling each romance
752
01:01:46,646 --> 01:01:49,659
Louis Prima! The best!
753
01:01:49,683 --> 01:01:52,094
And there will come a day
754
01:01:52,118 --> 01:01:54,830
When youth will pass away
755
01:01:54,854 --> 01:01:57,365
What will they say about me
756
01:01:57,389 --> 01:02:02,104
When the end comes I know
They'll say just a gigolo
757
01:02:02,128 --> 01:02:05,207
Life goes on without me 'cause
758
01:02:05,231 --> 01:02:11,746
I ain't got nobody
759
01:02:11,770 --> 01:02:13,314
- Nobody
- No, and there's
760
01:02:13,338 --> 01:02:16,817
Nobody that cares for me
761
01:02:16,841 --> 01:02:20,821
There's nobody that cares for me
762
01:02:20,845 --> 01:02:27,361
- I'm so sad and lonely
- I am sad and lonely
763
01:02:27,385 --> 01:02:29,363
Sad and lonely Sad and lonely
764
01:02:29,387 --> 01:02:33,133
Won't some sweet mama come
take a chance with me
765
01:02:33,157 --> 01:02:35,216
'Cause I ain't so bad
766
01:02:38,495 --> 01:02:41,941
What do you think
is the motive here?
767
01:02:41,965 --> 01:02:46,212
When the end comes I know
They'll say just a gigolo
768
01:02:46,236 --> 01:02:49,882
Life goes on without me 'cause
769
01:02:49,906 --> 01:02:56,255
I ain't got nobody
770
01:02:56,279 --> 01:02:58,257
What, did you get laid last night?
771
01:02:58,281 --> 01:03:01,045
Mike, I don't get laid.
I make love.
772
01:03:04,520 --> 01:03:06,112
Thank you.
773
01:03:10,492 --> 01:03:11,836
Hi, Wayne.
774
01:03:11,860 --> 01:03:14,172
- Hey, Mike.
- Swear to God, it's true.
775
01:03:14,196 --> 01:03:16,440
Then my friend Phil.
776
01:03:16,464 --> 01:03:18,776
Philly applies to the
police department.
777
01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:22,280
Interviewer says, "Mr.
Scarangelo, what's your height?"
778
01:03:22,304 --> 01:03:26,517
Philly reads off his palm,
"Six foot, three inches."
779
01:03:26,541 --> 01:03:28,786
Guy says, "What's your weight?"
780
01:03:28,810 --> 01:03:31,788
"Uh, 203 pounds."
781
01:03:31,812 --> 01:03:34,624
Guy says, "And can you
tell me your first name?"
782
01:03:34,648 --> 01:03:36,240
Philly goes...
783
01:03:38,452 --> 01:03:40,430
"Philly."
784
01:03:40,454 --> 01:03:44,534
The interviewer says, "What was that
you did with your head like that?"
785
01:03:44,558 --> 01:03:46,269
Philly goes...
786
01:03:46,293 --> 01:03:48,693
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
787
01:03:50,997 --> 01:03:53,375
That's nothin'.
788
01:03:53,399 --> 01:03:54,910
I said to my wife, "Hey!
789
01:03:54,934 --> 01:03:58,714
Did you ever hear of
clean-ing, cook-ing?"
790
01:03:58,738 --> 01:04:01,536
She says, "Two cities in China?"
791
01:04:04,043 --> 01:04:05,977
My wife said this!
792
01:04:10,215 --> 01:04:13,461
Hey! There he is!
793
01:04:13,485 --> 01:04:15,419
I just come by.
794
01:04:16,388 --> 01:04:18,366
I went in on a bakery.
795
01:04:18,390 --> 01:04:20,858
Pineapple-Sour Cream.
796
01:04:33,471 --> 01:04:35,063
Eat.
797
01:04:36,641 --> 01:04:40,988
- You look drawn.
- What are you doing here?
798
01:04:41,012 --> 01:04:45,192
I don't know. Harold said you
didn't seem so happy the other day.
799
01:04:45,216 --> 01:04:48,151
I was in the neighborhood, so I
thought I'd check in with you.
800
01:04:53,256 --> 01:04:55,121
So how's it goin'?
801
01:04:57,093 --> 01:04:59,653
- How's that burn on your hand?
- Doing fine.
802
01:05:01,631 --> 01:05:04,744
- Nice-nice?
- Fine.
803
01:05:04,768 --> 01:05:06,702
The gift that keeps on givin'.
804
01:05:09,506 --> 01:05:11,097
What's wrong?
805
01:05:17,913 --> 01:05:20,381
She's yankin' your chain, right?
806
01:05:21,684 --> 01:05:23,461
Messin' with your head?
807
01:05:23,485 --> 01:05:25,419
Sure. Look at ya.
808
01:05:26,522 --> 01:05:28,500
Givin' you sob stories, I bet.
809
01:05:28,524 --> 01:05:30,901
I don't know what
you're talking about.
810
01:05:30,925 --> 01:05:33,671
Then quit givin' me that look, Ma.
811
01:05:33,695 --> 01:05:36,106
I'm your sonny boy.
812
01:05:36,130 --> 01:05:38,064
Want me to sing for you?
813
01:05:41,602 --> 01:05:43,229
May I?
814
01:05:46,174 --> 01:05:48,039
I gotta go.
815
01:05:49,810 --> 01:05:52,388
Look.
816
01:05:52,412 --> 01:05:55,438
I'm doing Comic-Cazie tomorrow.
You should come.
817
01:05:59,553 --> 01:06:02,598
Unless, you know, you're busy.
818
01:06:02,622 --> 01:06:06,135
- What the fuck is he doin' here?
- I don't know.
819
01:06:06,159 --> 01:06:10,505
- That's the guy I told you about.
- Fuck you. And who are you?
820
01:06:10,529 --> 01:06:12,975
This is, uh, Frank.
821
01:06:12,999 --> 01:06:14,296
Frank Milo?
822
01:06:17,136 --> 01:06:18,626
You've heard of me?
823
01:06:20,606 --> 01:06:23,051
Yeah.
824
01:06:23,075 --> 01:06:26,075
Wayne says you killed that mutt we found
in the garbage can the other night.
825
01:06:30,482 --> 01:06:34,061
I thought maybe you'd heard of me in
the clubs... you know, comic circles.
826
01:06:34,085 --> 01:06:36,451
No, just scumbag circles. Sorry.
827
01:06:38,790 --> 01:06:41,335
Jesus Christ.
828
01:06:41,359 --> 01:06:43,337
Is this what's troublin' you?
829
01:06:43,361 --> 01:06:45,852
I'm kinda jammed up here, Frank.
830
01:06:47,665 --> 01:06:49,962
I thought we were friends.
831
01:06:52,403 --> 01:06:55,133
Two guys wished they
were someplace else.
832
01:07:00,110 --> 01:07:01,702
Whatever.
833
01:07:03,113 --> 01:07:05,492
All right, I'll come by...
834
01:07:05,516 --> 01:07:07,575
Let's see, tonight's Thursday.
835
01:07:09,420 --> 01:07:12,197
I'll come by, pick her up Monday.
836
01:07:12,221 --> 01:07:15,657
Okay? Monday morning.
837
01:07:19,395 --> 01:07:20,623
See ya, Ma.
838
01:07:25,968 --> 01:07:28,814
And, incidentally, I don't know
what you're talkin' about...
839
01:07:28,838 --> 01:07:31,916
a guy in a garbage pail, but, uh...
840
01:07:31,940 --> 01:07:36,421
most of the people I know
who don't die in bed...
841
01:07:36,445 --> 01:07:38,743
they usually wind up
killing themselves.
842
01:07:58,032 --> 01:08:01,024
Pick who up Monday? What's up, man?
843
01:08:03,370 --> 01:08:06,271
I don't know. I don't
know, you know?
844
01:08:17,750 --> 01:08:19,328
Hello?
845
01:08:19,352 --> 01:08:21,597
What are you trying to pull now?
846
01:08:21,621 --> 01:08:23,632
Frank, hi.
847
01:08:23,656 --> 01:08:26,569
I want you out of there by Monday.
848
01:08:26,593 --> 01:08:28,571
No more head trips on this chump...
849
01:08:28,595 --> 01:08:30,605
or you will be the one
with the problem.
850
01:08:30,629 --> 01:08:33,575
Hey, he's not a chump, okay?
851
01:08:33,599 --> 01:08:36,444
I told you I was doin' you
a big favor with this.
852
01:08:36,468 --> 01:08:39,114
I hate it when people take
advantage of my favors.
853
01:08:39,138 --> 01:08:41,749
Taking advantage? Come on, Frank.
854
01:08:41,773 --> 01:08:44,486
And then I'm gonna do you
one more big favor...
855
01:08:44,510 --> 01:08:48,423
and this'll be about the
last thing you do for me.
856
01:08:48,447 --> 01:08:51,472
It's for a friend of a
friend from Detroit.
857
01:08:52,617 --> 01:08:54,448
Thanks, Frank.
858
01:08:57,388 --> 01:09:01,668
I'll be there. I'll be there.
859
01:09:01,692 --> 01:09:06,140
Whatever happens is up to me.
Where have I heard that before?
860
01:09:06,164 --> 01:09:08,876
I'm not...
861
01:09:08,900 --> 01:09:11,444
I'm not giving you lip.
862
01:09:11,468 --> 01:09:13,112
I'm not.
863
01:09:13,136 --> 01:09:14,728
I'm sorry.
864
01:09:16,873 --> 01:09:19,808
When have I not been good company?
865
01:09:27,951 --> 01:09:29,918
What, you got a date
from Detroit comin' up?
866
01:09:31,020 --> 01:09:33,732
It's not till next week.
867
01:09:33,756 --> 01:09:36,768
We still have three fun-filled
days and nights here.
868
01:09:36,792 --> 01:09:39,226
Let's make the most of it, okay?
869
01:09:56,077 --> 01:09:57,942
You're not goin' back to him.
870
01:10:00,448 --> 01:10:02,393
It's not the end of the world.
871
01:10:02,417 --> 01:10:05,196
Yeah, it is.
872
01:10:05,220 --> 01:10:06,551
I love you.
873
01:10:13,427 --> 01:10:15,471
There's nothing you
can do about it.
874
01:10:15,495 --> 01:10:18,396
- What can you do about it?
- I said I love you.
875
01:11:01,072 --> 01:11:03,684
I don't want another one of those.
876
01:11:03,708 --> 01:11:05,686
It wasn't her fault.
877
01:11:05,710 --> 01:11:09,077
Hey. Your pal. What's
his name, uh, Frank?
878
01:11:09,914 --> 01:11:13,093
He sent it over. I saved two
pieces in the fridge for ya.
879
01:11:13,117 --> 01:11:15,262
Yeah, what is he, a baker?
880
01:11:15,286 --> 01:11:17,584
He's killin' me with this crap.
881
01:11:26,964 --> 01:11:29,296
Oh, Jesus.
882
01:11:42,344 --> 01:11:44,471
Are you doing anything
urgent on Monday?
883
01:11:48,017 --> 01:11:50,109
What time?
884
01:11:54,122 --> 01:11:56,801
One floor below me You
don't even know me
885
01:11:56,825 --> 01:11:58,918
I love you
886
01:12:01,429 --> 01:12:04,398
On the ceiling if you want me
887
01:12:07,402 --> 01:12:09,666
If the answer is no
888
01:12:14,241 --> 01:12:18,388
Means you'll meet me in the hallway
889
01:12:18,412 --> 01:12:20,790
Twice on the pipe
890
01:12:20,814 --> 01:12:24,928
Means you ain't gonna show
891
01:12:24,952 --> 01:12:28,731
Hey, "occifer," what's the word?
892
01:12:28,755 --> 01:12:32,234
- Nothin' much.
- She comin' down?
893
01:12:32,258 --> 01:12:36,305
Where's she gonna fit?
Looks like a full boat.
894
01:12:36,329 --> 01:12:38,263
She can sit on my lap.
895
01:12:40,867 --> 01:12:42,129
She comin' down?
896
01:12:50,842 --> 01:12:54,422
You wouldn't believe what happened
this week. It's crazy, man.
897
01:12:54,446 --> 01:12:56,724
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
898
01:12:56,748 --> 01:13:01,162
Uh, listen, I'm serious.
899
01:13:01,186 --> 01:13:03,017
We're, uh, we're in love.
900
01:13:04,055 --> 01:13:07,401
And I think we're gonna...
we're gonna live together.
901
01:13:07,425 --> 01:13:09,790
Maybe even get married. Who knows?
902
01:13:13,931 --> 01:13:17,544
Yeah, well, I'm serious.
I swear to God.
903
01:13:17,568 --> 01:13:20,013
That's life, you know?
904
01:13:20,037 --> 01:13:23,049
"That's life." Fuckin' Wayne.
905
01:13:23,073 --> 01:13:26,531
You give him a hand,
he takes the whole arm.
906
01:13:29,246 --> 01:13:31,145
Bring her down.
907
01:13:34,550 --> 01:13:35,961
I love her.
908
01:13:35,985 --> 01:13:39,978
You love her. I own her!
909
01:13:50,132 --> 01:13:52,243
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!
910
01:13:52,267 --> 01:13:56,314
Didn't I call it right on the nose
when I saw you in the office?
911
01:13:56,338 --> 01:14:00,104
You're a schmuck if you don't think
she's playing you like a violin.
912
01:14:11,085 --> 01:14:12,677
Women.
913
01:14:14,255 --> 01:14:18,453
Fuckin' women... You can't live
with 'em, you can't kill 'em.
914
01:14:21,429 --> 01:14:24,041
Okay, if you want...
915
01:14:24,065 --> 01:14:26,810
you can assume the debt.
916
01:14:26,834 --> 01:14:29,546
- Assume the debt?
- Yeah.
917
01:14:29,570 --> 01:14:31,547
Be my friend.
918
01:14:31,571 --> 01:14:34,450
For what, I don't exactly
know. You're a cop.
919
01:14:34,474 --> 01:14:37,486
Maybe somethin', maybe nothin'.
920
01:14:37,510 --> 01:14:40,289
You want me to forget about
her, for the next year...
921
01:14:40,313 --> 01:14:43,726
if I call you, you have
to pick up the phone.
922
01:14:43,750 --> 01:14:45,684
That I can live with.
923
01:14:54,059 --> 01:14:56,619
- I can't do that.
- Then send her down.
924
01:14:59,665 --> 01:15:01,792
I can't do that either.
925
01:15:26,190 --> 01:15:29,236
- Hello.
- How ya doin'?
926
01:15:29,260 --> 01:15:31,371
Good. And you?
927
01:15:31,395 --> 01:15:32,987
I'm good.
928
01:15:43,607 --> 01:15:45,165
Are you heeled?
929
01:16:15,203 --> 01:16:19,333
Did they ever catch the guy who did
the shithead in the garbage can?
930
01:16:23,078 --> 01:16:26,223
She don't love you
931
01:16:26,247 --> 01:16:29,512
Like I love you
932
01:16:42,663 --> 01:16:45,188
Watch the glass door, asshole!
933
01:16:52,572 --> 01:16:54,437
Who's up there, Wayne?
934
01:16:57,410 --> 01:16:59,188
I love her.
935
01:16:59,212 --> 01:17:01,924
Jesus Christ.
936
01:17:01,948 --> 01:17:03,973
Come on. Let's go see.
937
01:17:24,136 --> 01:17:26,934
You always get someone else
to fight your fights for you?
938
01:17:31,642 --> 01:17:33,940
Who am I to talk, right?
You okay, Harold?
939
01:17:45,289 --> 01:17:48,869
Given the fact that wild horses couldn't
get you to tell me where she is...
940
01:17:48,893 --> 01:17:50,870
Stop me if I'm wrong...
941
01:17:50,894 --> 01:17:54,373
this is the best I can do for ya.
942
01:17:54,397 --> 01:17:57,510
Now, the cash value of
her services to me...
943
01:17:57,534 --> 01:18:00,012
projected over one year...
944
01:18:00,036 --> 01:18:02,982
would be 70...
945
01:18:03,006 --> 01:18:06,952
$ 75,000. You wanna buy her?
946
01:18:06,976 --> 01:18:10,001
- 75,000?
- Okay.
947
01:18:11,580 --> 01:18:13,291
The money store...
948
01:18:13,315 --> 01:18:17,629
is gonna run a founder's
day sale... 50.
949
01:18:17,653 --> 01:18:21,332
No. No. You saved my life.
950
01:18:21,356 --> 01:18:25,003
You can have her for 40,000.
951
01:18:25,027 --> 01:18:27,272
Forty.
952
01:18:27,296 --> 01:18:30,674
If you don't have it, you
can borrow it from me.
953
01:18:30,698 --> 01:18:35,479
You can pay me back with a
personal services contract.
954
01:18:35,503 --> 01:18:37,381
Fuck you.
955
01:18:37,405 --> 01:18:40,317
Fuck me? Okay.
956
01:18:40,341 --> 01:18:42,452
Fuck me then.
957
01:18:42,476 --> 01:18:45,722
Go to your credit union,
go to your bank...
958
01:18:45,746 --> 01:18:48,792
go to Household Finance,
go to your mother.
959
01:18:48,816 --> 01:18:50,793
You got three days.
960
01:18:50,817 --> 01:18:53,930
I want 40,000, or I want Glory.
961
01:18:53,954 --> 01:18:56,732
This shit today, Wayne?
962
01:18:56,756 --> 01:18:59,190
This was fuckin' Romper Room.
963
01:19:01,828 --> 01:19:04,173
You like baseball?
964
01:19:04,197 --> 01:19:07,677
You get this straight with me,
I'll take you to some Sox games.
965
01:19:07,701 --> 01:19:10,645
I got a season's box.
966
01:19:10,669 --> 01:19:13,103
Forty in three, chief.
967
01:19:17,376 --> 01:19:19,310
- That guy bites.
- Yeah.
968
01:19:28,487 --> 01:19:31,065
- It's over.
- Wait a minute, wait a minute.
969
01:19:31,089 --> 01:19:34,168
- He backed off?
- He's history.
970
01:19:34,192 --> 01:19:37,171
I owe you one. I owe you ten.
971
01:19:37,195 --> 01:19:41,041
- What the hell's goin' on?
- It's complicated. It's nothin'.
972
01:19:41,065 --> 01:19:42,999
Welcome to the world.
973
01:19:45,870 --> 01:19:48,983
Mike, he's a businessman. He
wants to stay in business.
974
01:19:49,007 --> 01:19:51,873
He's fightin' with cops.
There's no percentage in that.
975
01:19:53,076 --> 01:19:56,375
That's it. Thanks, man.
976
01:20:02,919 --> 01:20:06,116
- So, I'm really out of here?
- Out of here?
977
01:20:07,291 --> 01:20:09,781
Yeah. You know what
I mean. I mean, I'm free?
978
01:20:10,626 --> 01:20:12,771
I can hop on a plane and vanish?
979
01:20:12,795 --> 01:20:15,607
If that's what you wanted to do.
980
01:20:15,631 --> 01:20:18,577
No, I mean, I'm just sayin'.
You know, hypothetical.
981
01:20:18,601 --> 01:20:20,846
'Cause in a couple of days,
you can go to the moon...
982
01:20:20,870 --> 01:20:23,315
and take cooking classes
for all Frank cares.
983
01:20:23,339 --> 01:20:26,308
In a few days? Why not now?
984
01:20:28,110 --> 01:20:31,522
He asked me to ask you to
sit tight a few days...
985
01:20:31,546 --> 01:20:33,758
so he can take care of loose ends.
986
01:20:33,782 --> 01:20:35,477
Loose ends?
987
01:20:36,584 --> 01:20:40,315
You know, he said he had to get
coverage for that guy from Detroit.
988
01:20:57,904 --> 01:21:01,517
It's a goddamn steal. The guy said
40 on his desk by Wednesday.
989
01:21:01,541 --> 01:21:03,819
He'll let me have it for 65
with a personal mortgage...
990
01:21:03,843 --> 01:21:05,888
between me and him for the rest.
991
01:21:05,912 --> 01:21:09,025
The guy's desperate. The house has
gotta be worth at least a hundred.
992
01:21:09,049 --> 01:21:12,560
- I just have to make the 40.
- Lake Zurich.
993
01:21:12,584 --> 01:21:16,264
- What the hell you gonna do up there?
- Nothing. I'll flip it.
994
01:21:16,288 --> 01:21:19,086
Lend me five, I'll give you
back seven when I flip it.
995
01:21:20,926 --> 01:21:22,359
I don't have it.
996
01:21:32,670 --> 01:21:34,604
Don't you wanna know what it's for?
997
01:21:37,408 --> 01:21:40,172
It's for this real dream
house up in Lake Zurich.
998
01:21:42,947 --> 01:21:45,177
How much does he want for her?
999
01:21:49,020 --> 01:21:51,431
More than I got.
1000
01:21:51,455 --> 01:21:55,152
- You gonna help me or not?
- He ain't gettin' my money. Sorry.
1001
01:22:08,905 --> 01:22:10,838
How much am I goin' for?
1002
01:22:13,576 --> 01:22:16,136
- Forty thousand.
- That all?
1003
01:22:17,179 --> 01:22:19,825
Knocked down from 75.
1004
01:22:19,849 --> 01:22:21,783
Must be out of season.
1005
01:22:26,422 --> 01:22:29,585
- Where'd you get it?
- Doesn't matter.
1006
01:22:31,092 --> 01:22:33,692
I could only come up with $27,500.
You think he'll come down more?
1007
01:22:36,598 --> 01:22:38,964
Jesus Christ.
1008
01:22:51,512 --> 01:22:53,857
I just thought of somethin'.
1009
01:22:53,881 --> 01:22:57,927
This thing comes off, people say to
you, "Where'd you get the blond?"
1010
01:22:57,951 --> 01:23:01,331
You can say, "From the money store,
marked down from 75 to 27,500."
1011
01:23:01,355 --> 01:23:04,134
- No, I'd never say that.
- I'm going home, Wayne.
1012
01:23:04,158 --> 01:23:07,103
- Tell Frank to pick me up at home.
- No, no!
1013
01:23:07,127 --> 01:23:09,872
Look, I just spent a year
being somebody's property.
1014
01:23:09,896 --> 01:23:13,642
- Now, what, you're gonna buy me?
- No, I'm asking you, stay with me.
1015
01:23:13,666 --> 01:23:16,612
Frank kept you, not me.
I'm not him. I'm asking you.
1016
01:23:16,636 --> 01:23:19,882
If you wanna get some air,
it's okay, I understand.
1017
01:23:19,906 --> 01:23:23,285
I'm not stopping you. It's okay.
1018
01:23:23,309 --> 01:23:26,870
I can't go through with this.
Save your money. Take it.
1019
01:23:28,247 --> 01:23:29,838
Take it.
1020
01:23:45,263 --> 01:23:47,197
Don't be a stranger.
1021
01:24:41,817 --> 01:24:43,751
I got a sense of deja vu.
1022
01:24:44,953 --> 01:24:47,478
Me too.
1023
01:24:48,824 --> 01:24:51,535
- You got the money?
- Nope.
1024
01:24:51,559 --> 01:24:53,993
Right.
1025
01:24:54,962 --> 01:24:57,641
Now I gotta get my big fuckin'
ape to go upstairs and get her?
1026
01:24:57,665 --> 01:25:02,346
Maybe she's there, maybe
she's not, right? Deja vu.
1027
01:25:02,370 --> 01:25:04,882
Well, guess what.
1028
01:25:04,906 --> 01:25:07,784
I'm not even gonna deal
with that right now.
1029
01:25:07,808 --> 01:25:09,785
I told you once before...
1030
01:25:09,809 --> 01:25:13,022
don't ever disrespect me,
don't ever underestimate me.
1031
01:25:13,046 --> 01:25:16,447
If you do, your life
becomes a raging sea.
1032
01:25:21,855 --> 01:25:23,345
Get in the car.
1033
01:25:28,595 --> 01:25:31,840
- Get in the car.
- What are you doing? I'm a cop.
1034
01:25:31,864 --> 01:25:33,195
You're shit.
1035
01:25:47,680 --> 01:25:49,409
What's up, Mad Dog?
1036
01:25:51,349 --> 01:25:53,027
The 7th Cavalry.
1037
01:25:53,051 --> 01:25:55,952
What's that make us, the
friggin' Comanches?
1038
01:26:04,762 --> 01:26:07,026
You think we're gonna have a
great big street fight now?
1039
01:26:15,772 --> 01:26:18,605
We'll go away. But you know what?
1040
01:26:19,610 --> 01:26:22,477
We'll get her. Somebody'll get her.
1041
01:26:24,214 --> 01:26:27,327
A hit and run, a mugging.
1042
01:26:27,351 --> 01:26:29,662
Do you know what botulism is?
1043
01:26:29,686 --> 01:26:31,983
We can get her with soup.
1044
01:26:33,923 --> 01:26:35,515
Get you too.
1045
01:26:38,327 --> 01:26:42,841
Accidents happen all the time.
1046
01:26:42,865 --> 01:26:45,444
Then let's end it today.
1047
01:26:45,468 --> 01:26:47,613
Fine. Bring her down.
1048
01:26:47,637 --> 01:26:50,248
I can't be alone anymore.
I'd rather be dead.
1049
01:26:50,272 --> 01:26:53,684
- That's your fuckin' problem.
- Come on, you and me.
1050
01:26:53,708 --> 01:26:57,088
- You and me?
- Now. Right now.
1051
01:26:57,112 --> 01:26:59,945
- Hey, grow up.
- Please. Please!
1052
01:27:02,450 --> 01:27:04,562
I'll fuckin' kill you!
I don't care! I don't...
1053
01:27:04,586 --> 01:27:06,564
I... I don't! I don't care!
1054
01:27:06,588 --> 01:27:09,100
- I'll fuckin' kill you right now!
- Wayne, take it easy.
1055
01:27:09,124 --> 01:27:12,636
- I'll shoot you and eat my fuckin' gun!
- Are you fuckin' nuts?
1056
01:27:12,660 --> 01:27:15,805
- Fight me!
- Come on, Wayne!
1057
01:27:15,829 --> 01:27:18,108
Come on, Wayne. It's a girl.
1058
01:27:18,132 --> 01:27:21,344
- Fight me for her!
- Put it down.
1059
01:27:21,368 --> 01:27:23,847
- That's playground, Wayne.
- Fight me for her!
1060
01:27:23,871 --> 01:27:26,383
- It's getting real crazy here.
- Fight me!
1061
01:27:26,407 --> 01:27:28,551
- Wayne, come on, man.
- Fight me!
1062
01:27:28,575 --> 01:27:30,542
- Wayne.
- Now!
1063
01:27:33,980 --> 01:27:35,572
Put it down.
1064
01:27:37,450 --> 01:27:39,762
Put it down, put it down.
1065
01:27:39,786 --> 01:27:41,720
- Put it down, man.
- I'm puttin' it down!
1066
01:27:45,258 --> 01:27:46,452
Get him, Frank!
1067
01:27:53,165 --> 01:27:56,411
Wayne, get that piece of shit!
1068
01:27:56,435 --> 01:27:58,479
- Come on, Wayne!
- Hit him!
1069
01:27:58,503 --> 01:28:01,165
Hit him, Wayne!
1070
01:28:04,743 --> 01:28:06,040
Fuckin' A, Frank! Get him again!
1071
01:28:10,548 --> 01:28:13,393
- You fuckin' piece of garbage!
- Hit him, Frankie!
1072
01:28:13,417 --> 01:28:16,596
- Kick him, Frankie! Go ahead!
- Get him, Wayne!
1073
01:28:16,620 --> 01:28:20,112
- Get that garbage! Get him, Wayne!
- Come on, Wayne!
1074
01:28:25,296 --> 01:28:27,708
Look what she's doin' to us, man.
1075
01:28:27,732 --> 01:28:30,042
Look what she's doin'
to our friendship, man!
1076
01:28:30,066 --> 01:28:33,379
- Then quit.
- Lay down. Stay down.
1077
01:28:33,403 --> 01:28:35,581
- Come on, Wayne!
- Stay down.
1078
01:28:35,605 --> 01:28:38,403
Stay down, Wayne. Stay down.
1079
01:28:41,878 --> 01:28:43,889
- Grab him!
- Break his ass, Frank.
1080
01:28:43,913 --> 01:28:45,881
- Go for it!
- Come on!
1081
01:28:47,884 --> 01:28:49,961
Break loose, baby! Break loose!
1082
01:28:49,985 --> 01:28:51,475
Here he goes! Get him!
1083
01:28:57,192 --> 01:28:59,990
Hit him again!
1084
01:29:06,468 --> 01:29:08,265
All right, Wayne!
Go ahead! Hit him!
1085
01:29:18,112 --> 01:29:21,715
Kill him, Wayne! Don't let him up!
1086
01:29:28,089 --> 01:29:30,333
Stop! Stop it! This is stupid!
1087
01:29:30,357 --> 01:29:32,101
He'll kill you sooner or later.
1088
01:29:32,125 --> 01:29:34,958
- I'm goin' with him. Come on, Frank.
- What?
1089
01:29:37,030 --> 01:29:38,775
- No! No!
- It's not up to you!
1090
01:29:38,799 --> 01:29:40,410
- Come on!
- No, you're not!
1091
01:29:40,434 --> 01:29:43,613
- Yes, I am.
- No, you're not! It's over.
1092
01:29:43,637 --> 01:29:46,649
It's not over till he
says it's over, Wayne.
1093
01:29:46,673 --> 01:29:50,485
- Come on, Frank.
- No. No.
1094
01:29:50,509 --> 01:29:53,137
Now, come on, let's go.
1095
01:29:55,714 --> 01:29:56,976
Shut up.
1096
01:30:01,153 --> 01:30:03,265
Take her and choke on her.
1097
01:30:03,289 --> 01:30:05,700
What?
1098
01:30:05,724 --> 01:30:09,421
I wash my hands on both of ya. It'll
make my therapist very happy.
1099
01:30:15,900 --> 01:30:18,266
The expediter of your dreams, pal.
1100
01:30:23,541 --> 01:30:25,566
Kill that fuckin' cop.
1101
01:30:27,579 --> 01:30:29,557
Frankie, what's the
matter with you?
1102
01:30:29,581 --> 01:30:32,105
Come on, break it up,
for Christ's sake!
1103
01:30:33,650 --> 01:30:35,242
That's enough!
1104
01:30:44,895 --> 01:30:48,241
- What about accidents?
- You're the fuckin' accident.
1105
01:30:48,265 --> 01:30:50,324
Do you see who I run with?
1106
01:30:51,400 --> 01:30:53,334
This is my life.
1107
01:30:58,674 --> 01:31:01,700
- I lost a fuckin' tooth.
- Sorry.
1108
01:31:04,013 --> 01:31:07,380
I thought we might wind up
bein' friends, me and you.
1109
01:31:11,920 --> 01:31:13,512
Let's go.
1110
01:31:28,803 --> 01:31:31,293
- You all right?
- Yeah.
1111
01:31:32,106 --> 01:31:34,040
Way to go, Mad Dog.
1112
01:32:20,152 --> 01:32:21,585
What are you gonna do?
1113
01:32:32,163 --> 01:32:35,242
Let's go home.
1114
01:32:35,266 --> 01:32:36,665
Come on.
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