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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:18,356 --> 00:01:20,960 [upbeat music] 2 00:01:32,772 --> 00:01:34,974 ♪ Bionic lover ♪ 3 00:01:35,007 --> 00:01:37,342 Gobble, gobble. 4 00:01:37,375 --> 00:01:39,477 This might just be the only bird excited 5 00:01:39,511 --> 00:01:40,445 to lose its neck today. 6 00:01:40,478 --> 00:01:41,947 Can we do without the puns? 7 00:01:41,981 --> 00:01:44,049 Well, yeah, but if today wasn't Thanksgiving 8 00:01:44,083 --> 00:01:45,684 then it wouldn't be a pun. 9 00:01:45,718 --> 00:01:47,619 It's just a grammar thing. 10 00:01:47,652 --> 00:01:49,922 Good point, Mr. Williams. 11 00:01:49,955 --> 00:01:51,356 However... 12 00:01:53,391 --> 00:01:57,462 I don't remember saying that you could talk. 13 00:01:57,495 --> 00:01:58,831 [groaning] 14 00:01:58,864 --> 00:02:00,000 OK, that hurts. 15 00:02:00,033 --> 00:02:01,067 Oh, wow. 16 00:02:01,101 --> 00:02:02,601 So does divorce. 17 00:02:02,635 --> 00:02:05,005 But you don't see me crying about it, do you? 18 00:02:05,038 --> 00:02:07,573 'Cause I'm taking names today, son. 19 00:02:07,606 --> 00:02:08,942 [groans] 20 00:02:08,975 --> 00:02:11,878 Quick question, Molly, he can't see us, can he? 21 00:02:11,912 --> 00:02:13,445 [baby babbling] 22 00:02:13,479 --> 00:02:15,514 I'm gonna need for you to stop talking. 23 00:02:15,548 --> 00:02:17,616 Now turn around and show me your... 24 00:02:17,650 --> 00:02:19,920 Pecans for the pie. 25 00:02:19,953 --> 00:02:21,630 I don't know why you're making that this year. 26 00:02:21,654 --> 00:02:22,956 It wasn't that good. 27 00:02:22,989 --> 00:02:24,000 Barbara, be nice to your sister. 28 00:02:24,024 --> 00:02:25,058 She's had a rough year. 29 00:02:25,091 --> 00:02:26,726 Thanks, Mom. 30 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:29,495 Oh my God, it is jerk turd central in here. 31 00:02:29,528 --> 00:02:32,132 [Mom] So, Thanksgiving in Hollywood, huh? 32 00:02:32,165 --> 00:02:34,000 Which one of the Avengers is bringing 33 00:02:34,034 --> 00:02:36,136 the mound of cocaine shaped like a turkey? 34 00:02:36,169 --> 00:02:38,104 Sorry, to burst your rude bubble 35 00:02:38,138 --> 00:02:40,639 but it's just me, Molly and the baby today. 36 00:02:40,673 --> 00:02:42,541 I don't even wanna know what goes on out there. 37 00:02:42,575 --> 00:02:44,044 Nothing goes on. 38 00:02:44,077 --> 00:02:46,022 We are eating turkey and continuing the tradition, 39 00:02:46,046 --> 00:02:49,116 no matter how small the family is this year. 40 00:02:49,150 --> 00:02:50,785 [clears throat] 41 00:02:50,818 --> 00:02:52,687 Good for you, honey. You know what they say, 42 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:54,064 you have to appreciate the lesson in where you are 43 00:02:54,088 --> 00:02:55,790 before you can move on. 44 00:02:55,823 --> 00:02:57,992 And they also say you're both better off 45 00:02:58,025 --> 00:02:59,426 without assholes in your life. 46 00:02:59,459 --> 00:03:00,527 That too. 47 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:01,963 God, it just feels so weird 48 00:03:01,996 --> 00:03:03,907 not being with Maeve and the kids on Thanksgiving. 49 00:03:03,931 --> 00:03:05,800 Oh, give me a break. 50 00:03:05,833 --> 00:03:07,711 Both of those kids need a good smack in the mouth. 51 00:03:07,735 --> 00:03:09,469 People don't hit their children anymore. 52 00:03:09,502 --> 00:03:11,172 - I don't know why. - Well, they should. 53 00:03:11,205 --> 00:03:13,040 [Mom] Why isn't the pool heated? 54 00:03:13,074 --> 00:03:15,675 'Cause it's December, you spoiled little fuck. 55 00:03:15,710 --> 00:03:16,911 Go play on the ice. 56 00:03:16,944 --> 00:03:18,578 Barbara, calm down. 57 00:03:18,612 --> 00:03:20,681 It just felt nice to have a family for once. 58 00:03:20,715 --> 00:03:22,582 - Oh! - What are we, the cat's ass? 59 00:03:22,616 --> 00:03:24,886 No, you know what I mean, my own family. 60 00:03:24,919 --> 00:03:27,121 Listen, you know what, if you want a family, 61 00:03:27,154 --> 00:03:29,023 we could all be together, 62 00:03:29,056 --> 00:03:30,801 you could marry Big Pauly from down the street. 63 00:03:30,825 --> 00:03:32,459 He always asks about you. 64 00:03:32,492 --> 00:03:35,196 Yeah, if his name was Big Pauline, then maybe. 65 00:03:35,229 --> 00:03:36,732 [laughs] 66 00:03:36,765 --> 00:03:38,934 Listen, how's Molly doing? 67 00:03:38,967 --> 00:03:41,837 Oh, tell her, I just saw Pluto Raiders and 68 00:03:41,870 --> 00:03:43,906 - I absolutely loved her in it. - We loved it! 69 00:03:43,939 --> 00:03:45,616 - You fell asleep, Ma. - I saw it too, we loved it. 70 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:46,875 No, no, I saw every bit of it. 71 00:03:46,909 --> 00:03:48,643 Pluto Raiders. 72 00:03:48,676 --> 00:03:49,787 How's she doing since the husband left though? 73 00:03:49,811 --> 00:03:52,480 Oh, my God, she is a real mess. 74 00:03:53,181 --> 00:03:55,449 Molly, that does hurt. 75 00:03:55,483 --> 00:03:57,185 Oh, yeah? 76 00:03:57,219 --> 00:03:59,855 Have you ever pushed a 10 pound baby out of your vagina? 77 00:03:59,888 --> 00:04:01,990 - No. - No, you don't have a vagina? 78 00:04:02,024 --> 00:04:03,868 Well, do you wanna push one out of your asshole? 79 00:04:03,892 --> 00:04:06,094 - Huh? - You ever shat yourself while bringing 80 00:04:06,128 --> 00:04:08,830 a miracle into the world? 81 00:04:08,864 --> 00:04:10,933 [Eden crying] 82 00:04:10,966 --> 00:04:12,868 - Right. - Yeah. 83 00:04:12,901 --> 00:04:16,071 You know what, this dominatrix thing was really stupid. 84 00:04:16,104 --> 00:04:17,672 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 85 00:04:17,706 --> 00:04:18,783 I'm really preoccupied with Eden, and I just... 86 00:04:18,807 --> 00:04:20,142 Oh, oh, oh, darling. 87 00:04:20,175 --> 00:04:21,185 Honest, this thing is so uncomfortable. 88 00:04:21,209 --> 00:04:23,211 Well, then, babe, let's... 89 00:04:23,245 --> 00:04:25,114 Let's get you out of it. 90 00:04:25,148 --> 00:04:27,516 Yeah? 91 00:04:27,549 --> 00:04:29,719 [Eden crying] 92 00:04:29,752 --> 00:04:31,854 We only have about a minute and a half. 93 00:04:31,888 --> 00:04:34,023 Oh, that's plenty. 94 00:04:34,057 --> 00:04:35,158 I hope you're joking. 95 00:04:35,191 --> 00:04:37,492 Yeah. Well... 96 00:04:37,526 --> 00:04:40,697 ♪ It's a coming of age in a beautiful phase of Hollywood ♪ 97 00:04:40,730 --> 00:04:45,001 ♪ Where every day is another page from a picture book ♪ 98 00:04:45,034 --> 00:04:49,038 ♪ Like a magazine full of beauty queens misunderstood ♪ 99 00:04:49,072 --> 00:04:52,809 ♪ We treat them so wrong ♪ 100 00:04:52,842 --> 00:04:54,086 ♪ I'm getting sick of the sound ♪ 101 00:04:54,110 --> 00:04:55,644 ♪ The club is far too loud ♪ 102 00:04:55,677 --> 00:04:57,512 ♪ So I'm out the door ♪ 103 00:04:57,546 --> 00:04:58,715 ♪ I'm gonna hit the streets ♪ 104 00:04:58,748 --> 00:05:00,216 ♪ Are you coming with me ♪ 105 00:05:00,249 --> 00:05:01,616 ♪ I know you're trying to score ♪ 106 00:05:01,650 --> 00:05:03,086 ♪ It's such a beautiful night ♪ 107 00:05:03,119 --> 00:05:04,553 ♪ There's like a billion lights ♪ 108 00:05:04,586 --> 00:05:05,664 ♪ You couldn't ask for more ♪ 109 00:05:05,688 --> 00:05:10,093 ♪ Oh I'm moving on ♪ 110 00:05:10,126 --> 00:05:13,964 ♪ 'Cause we don't wanna dance ♪ 111 00:05:13,998 --> 00:05:18,802 ♪ We don't wanna get down ♪ 112 00:05:18,836 --> 00:05:22,206 ♪ We don't wanna dance ♪ 113 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:26,642 ♪ We don't even wanna be out ♪ 114 00:05:26,676 --> 00:05:28,312 ♪ It's such a crazy style ♪ 115 00:05:28,345 --> 00:05:30,848 ♪ Really took a while to be cool with us ♪ 116 00:05:30,881 --> 00:05:32,783 ♪ 'Cause when you're 22 ♪ 117 00:05:32,816 --> 00:05:34,785 ♪ And you're making moves being out's a must ♪ 118 00:05:34,818 --> 00:05:37,087 ♪ I'm getting out of the scene like The Kennedys ♪ 119 00:05:37,121 --> 00:05:38,922 ♪ From all the cameras ♪ 120 00:05:38,956 --> 00:05:43,626 ♪ Yeah I'm moving on ♪ 121 00:05:43,659 --> 00:05:47,131 ♪ 'Cause we don't wanna dance ♪ 122 00:05:47,164 --> 00:05:52,302 ♪ We don't wanna get down ♪ 123 00:05:52,336 --> 00:05:55,605 ♪ We don't wanna dance ♪ 124 00:05:55,638 --> 00:06:00,779 ♪ We don't even wanna be out ♪ 125 00:06:00,812 --> 00:06:03,948 ♪ We don't wanna dance ♪ 126 00:06:03,982 --> 00:06:07,551 ♪ We don't wanna get down ♪ 127 00:06:10,088 --> 00:06:12,323 - [phone buzzing] - [moaning] 128 00:06:16,161 --> 00:06:19,030 [Molly] Hi, this is Molly. Leave a message. 129 00:06:19,064 --> 00:06:22,333 Hey. It's Thanksgiving already. Yay. 130 00:06:23,868 --> 00:06:25,837 I'm warning you now, I'm gonna cry once an hour, 131 00:06:25,870 --> 00:06:28,239 so you might need to cradle me in the fetal position 132 00:06:28,273 --> 00:06:31,242 while I shove a third helping in my mouth. 133 00:06:31,276 --> 00:06:34,779 Mmm. I wonder if I should make two pies, 134 00:06:34,813 --> 00:06:37,082 one for each of us. 135 00:06:37,115 --> 00:06:41,152 I'm just so beyond thankful to have you today, babe. Call me. 136 00:06:45,190 --> 00:06:48,360 Excuse me. You're not allowed to drink alcohol in here. 137 00:06:48,394 --> 00:06:50,096 Oh, it's OK. 138 00:06:50,129 --> 00:06:51,931 I brought this with me, it's not one of yours. 139 00:06:51,964 --> 00:06:54,009 Still, I'm sorry. I'm afraid that doesn't make a difference. 140 00:06:54,033 --> 00:06:56,244 Don't you have other things you could be doing right now, 141 00:06:56,268 --> 00:06:58,270 like making sure there are enough turkeys today? 142 00:06:58,304 --> 00:07:02,341 Or stopping the hipsters from buying up all the hair product? Like... 143 00:07:02,374 --> 00:07:04,944 Ma'am, if you take one more sip, I'm gonna have to call security. 144 00:07:04,977 --> 00:07:06,846 What's gonna happen? 145 00:07:06,879 --> 00:07:08,247 Oh, no. 146 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:11,750 Strong, patriarchal male pushing women around. 147 00:07:11,784 --> 00:07:13,085 Oh, you want my uterus too? 148 00:07:13,119 --> 00:07:14,652 Happy Thanksgiving, ma'am. 149 00:07:14,687 --> 00:07:17,156 Happy Thanksgiving to you, dickhead! 150 00:07:17,189 --> 00:07:20,726 And thank you for saving me from my feelings this holiday. 151 00:07:20,759 --> 00:07:22,995 Oh! 152 00:07:23,028 --> 00:07:25,231 Oh, it's Christmas already? 153 00:07:25,264 --> 00:07:27,333 - Merry fucking Christmas. - No, hey. 154 00:07:27,366 --> 00:07:29,201 Hey. 155 00:07:29,235 --> 00:07:32,004 Stop trying to shove holiday happiness down our throats! 156 00:07:32,037 --> 00:07:35,709 Hey. No, stop! Ma'am. Hey. 157 00:07:38,044 --> 00:07:39,678 Too soon! 158 00:07:39,713 --> 00:07:43,083 OK, breakfast is served. 159 00:07:43,116 --> 00:07:46,186 Oh, my gosh, this looks amazing. 160 00:07:46,219 --> 00:07:47,220 What is it? 161 00:07:47,254 --> 00:07:48,321 Mote Pillo. 162 00:07:48,355 --> 00:07:50,223 I have this in Ecuador. 163 00:07:50,257 --> 00:07:53,160 The kids in my charity make this for me every time I go. 164 00:07:53,193 --> 00:07:55,228 I love that you're a philanthropist. 165 00:07:55,262 --> 00:07:58,965 Honestly, it's the most rewarding thing I've ever done. 166 00:07:58,999 --> 00:08:00,033 Mmm. 167 00:08:00,066 --> 00:08:01,101 This is delicious. 168 00:08:01,134 --> 00:08:02,969 - Really? - Mmm. 169 00:08:03,003 --> 00:08:04,905 Oh, good. Yeah, you don't have an omelet pan, 170 00:08:04,938 --> 00:08:06,473 so I just so I just used a regular one. 171 00:08:06,506 --> 00:08:10,143 Although the kids in Ecuador, they use a hot rock. 172 00:08:10,177 --> 00:08:13,113 - Wow. - Yeah. 173 00:08:13,146 --> 00:08:15,482 You know, if you would have asked me a few weeks ago 174 00:08:15,515 --> 00:08:17,417 what I thought I'd be doing for Thanksgiving 175 00:08:17,450 --> 00:08:19,152 and what it would be like, 176 00:08:19,186 --> 00:08:21,755 I would have said it would have been just fine. 177 00:08:21,788 --> 00:08:23,390 Maybe even a bit depressing. 178 00:08:23,423 --> 00:08:25,293 Oh my god, yes. 179 00:08:25,326 --> 00:08:27,828 I know. Darling, I know it's only been a couple of weeks, 180 00:08:27,862 --> 00:08:30,932 but I'm not afraid to say I'm crazy about you, 181 00:08:30,965 --> 00:08:32,166 and your son. 182 00:08:34,969 --> 00:08:37,772 [phone ringing] 183 00:08:41,242 --> 00:08:43,945 Hey. How's Ohio? 184 00:08:43,978 --> 00:08:47,148 Dan's father got the shits, so we had to stay home. 185 00:08:47,181 --> 00:08:48,816 Oh, no. 186 00:08:48,849 --> 00:08:50,318 Yeah, it was coming out of both ends 187 00:08:50,351 --> 00:08:51,995 and we didn't wanna risk getting the kids sick, 188 00:08:52,019 --> 00:08:53,287 so we're here. 189 00:08:53,321 --> 00:08:55,056 How's your day going? 190 00:08:55,089 --> 00:08:56,991 Getting ready for your big plans with Abby? 191 00:08:57,024 --> 00:08:59,393 Yep. I think we're gonna eat tons of pie and watch a movie. 192 00:08:59,427 --> 00:09:02,296 Fuck off. That sounds incredible. 193 00:09:02,330 --> 00:09:03,998 Can I come over? 194 00:09:04,031 --> 00:09:06,267 [child] Hey, Mom, look what I can do! 195 00:09:06,300 --> 00:09:07,811 Think that's the best choice you could be 196 00:09:07,835 --> 00:09:09,075 making right now with your life? 197 00:09:09,103 --> 00:09:10,972 - [crashing] - Oh, my god. 198 00:09:11,005 --> 00:09:13,175 Listen to me, I've got to get out of this place. 199 00:09:13,208 --> 00:09:15,244 I'm going to die here. Can I come over? 200 00:09:15,277 --> 00:09:17,222 I mean, you must be going through a lot of emotions today 201 00:09:17,246 --> 00:09:19,114 and I'd like to help you through them. 202 00:09:19,147 --> 00:09:21,383 You know what, yeah, we'd love to have you. 203 00:09:21,416 --> 00:09:23,218 Why don't you come by around two? 204 00:09:23,252 --> 00:09:25,087 OK, great. That's amazing. 205 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:26,822 I can't wait to see you. I love you. 206 00:09:26,855 --> 00:09:28,490 - I'll see you soon. - Bye. 207 00:09:31,927 --> 00:09:33,328 [babbling] 208 00:09:33,362 --> 00:09:35,530 - [Jeff] You OK? - Yeah. 209 00:09:35,564 --> 00:09:38,500 I just promised Abby I'd spend the day with her. 210 00:09:38,533 --> 00:09:39,935 Well, I'm sure it's fine. 211 00:09:39,968 --> 00:09:42,170 It's just a couple more people. 212 00:09:42,204 --> 00:09:45,207 Well, it sounds like you have a fun day planned. 213 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:46,341 That's cool. 214 00:09:46,375 --> 00:09:49,077 I have a fun day planned too. 215 00:09:49,111 --> 00:09:52,881 I'm gonna go out and just do some things 216 00:09:52,914 --> 00:09:55,183 and some stuff and some things. 217 00:09:55,217 --> 00:09:57,052 - Jeff. - Yes? 218 00:09:57,085 --> 00:09:58,196 Would you like to stay for dinner? 219 00:09:58,220 --> 00:10:01,557 I would love to. Oh my god. 220 00:10:01,591 --> 00:10:04,060 - I just had a great idea. - What? 221 00:10:04,093 --> 00:10:05,495 You know what, don't worry about it. 222 00:10:05,528 --> 00:10:07,397 I need to make a phone call. 223 00:10:07,430 --> 00:10:12,302 I'm gonna make Eden's first Thanksgiving a phenomenal one. 224 00:10:12,335 --> 00:10:15,038 [melodic music] 225 00:10:32,121 --> 00:10:34,257 - [Abby] Hey. - [Molly] Hey. 226 00:10:34,290 --> 00:10:36,893 - [Abby] Oh my god. - [Molly] Wow. 227 00:10:36,926 --> 00:10:40,229 I know. I went a little overboard today, 228 00:10:40,263 --> 00:10:41,964 but you gotta fill the void somehow. 229 00:10:41,998 --> 00:10:43,433 Babe... 230 00:10:43,466 --> 00:10:45,077 Oh, listen, I thought I would roll the dice 231 00:10:45,101 --> 00:10:46,478 and do the turkey in the vertical roaster. 232 00:10:46,502 --> 00:10:48,138 Heard it's amazing. 233 00:10:48,172 --> 00:10:50,341 Sounds it. But I just wanted to let you know that... 234 00:10:50,374 --> 00:10:52,619 Darling, is this moisturizer just for the face or is it... 235 00:10:52,643 --> 00:10:55,446 Oh, hey! 236 00:10:55,479 --> 00:10:57,381 This is Jeff. 237 00:10:57,414 --> 00:11:00,551 Hey, Jeff, and... little Jeff. 238 00:11:00,584 --> 00:11:02,086 Nice to meet you. 239 00:11:02,119 --> 00:11:03,287 Sorry. 240 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:04,888 Oh, no big deal. 241 00:11:04,922 --> 00:11:06,199 I have one just like it in my top drawer. 242 00:11:06,223 --> 00:11:07,491 Except mine's bigger. 243 00:11:07,524 --> 00:11:09,226 [laughs] 244 00:11:09,259 --> 00:11:11,195 Darling, I'm going to go back to the hotel, 245 00:11:11,228 --> 00:11:13,197 grab some stuff and then I'll come straight back. 246 00:11:13,230 --> 00:11:15,232 Abby, it was lovely to meet you. 247 00:11:15,265 --> 00:11:17,167 I will see you later for dinner? 248 00:11:17,201 --> 00:11:19,570 Oh, is that the plan? 249 00:11:19,603 --> 00:11:21,605 That is the plan, Stan. 250 00:11:21,638 --> 00:11:23,540 Do we need anything? 251 00:11:23,574 --> 00:11:25,442 Nope. Just you. 252 00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:28,212 Butter. We're gonna need a lot more butter. 253 00:11:28,245 --> 00:11:30,347 Just me and butter. 254 00:11:30,381 --> 00:11:33,083 Got it. I like the sound of that. 255 00:11:33,117 --> 00:11:35,185 [scoffs] 256 00:11:35,219 --> 00:11:36,421 Abby, wait. 257 00:11:38,189 --> 00:11:39,657 I'm sorry. I know we said that we... 258 00:11:39,692 --> 00:11:42,093 What's going on? Who is that? 259 00:11:42,127 --> 00:11:44,538 Jeff. The guy I met in London on the press tour for Pluto Raiders. 260 00:11:44,562 --> 00:11:45,663 He's a philanthropist. 261 00:11:45,698 --> 00:11:47,265 Why is he here? 262 00:11:47,298 --> 00:11:49,167 Well, he says he's here with his charity, 263 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,970 but I think he's actually here for me. 264 00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:53,238 Babe, I told you about him. 265 00:11:53,271 --> 00:11:54,639 Yeah, well, you didn't tell me 266 00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:56,474 he was gonna be spending Thanksgiving with us. 267 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:59,277 Well, it just kind of happened. 268 00:11:59,310 --> 00:12:01,045 And I invited Lauren and Dan too. 269 00:12:01,079 --> 00:12:03,281 - What? - What? Their plans fell through. 270 00:12:03,314 --> 00:12:04,693 Well, I didn't know you were turning this 271 00:12:04,717 --> 00:12:07,051 into like a whole thing. 272 00:12:08,486 --> 00:12:11,022 I can't believe you're seeing someone already. 273 00:12:11,055 --> 00:12:12,600 Don't you think it's a little quick to move on? 274 00:12:12,624 --> 00:12:14,025 No. 275 00:12:14,058 --> 00:12:16,060 I don't believe in grieving. 276 00:12:16,094 --> 00:12:19,564 OK, well, some people would call it processing, but whatever. 277 00:12:19,597 --> 00:12:21,966 Babe, you and Maeve broke up in January... 278 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,536 January 19th, 11:11 a.m. 279 00:12:23,569 --> 00:12:25,171 I know when we broke up. 280 00:12:25,204 --> 00:12:26,472 It might be time to let that go. 281 00:12:26,505 --> 00:12:29,208 I prefer to hang on and eat pie. 282 00:12:29,241 --> 00:12:31,410 Which lines up perfectly with the holiday 283 00:12:31,444 --> 00:12:33,245 we agreed to spend together. 284 00:12:33,279 --> 00:12:35,214 Well, maybe I don't wanna spend the day 285 00:12:35,247 --> 00:12:38,651 stuffing my face with sugar and regret. 286 00:12:38,684 --> 00:12:41,755 That's the whole point of Thanksgiving, Molly! 287 00:12:41,788 --> 00:12:43,222 Sugar and regret. 288 00:12:43,255 --> 00:12:44,557 And football. 289 00:12:44,590 --> 00:12:46,425 Well, I wanna celebrate. 290 00:12:46,459 --> 00:12:49,328 What is there to celebrate? 291 00:12:49,361 --> 00:12:54,099 Having Eden. The fact that I survived my divorce. 292 00:12:54,133 --> 00:12:56,469 You haven't even filed yet. 293 00:12:57,403 --> 00:12:59,472 I've emotionally filed. 294 00:12:59,505 --> 00:13:02,107 - Oh, that's the same. - [sighs] 295 00:13:02,141 --> 00:13:03,418 Well, it's great you can separate yourself 296 00:13:03,442 --> 00:13:05,377 from the past so quickly like that, 297 00:13:05,411 --> 00:13:07,046 but I don't know if I can. 298 00:13:07,079 --> 00:13:09,281 Well, I'm just trying to let go of the past 299 00:13:09,315 --> 00:13:11,485 so I can enjoy the present. 300 00:13:14,254 --> 00:13:17,224 What? Don't give me that enjoy the present bullshit. 301 00:13:17,257 --> 00:13:19,092 I am trying to enjoy the present too. 302 00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:22,697 Just not with Jeff and his moisturized cock. 303 00:13:23,731 --> 00:13:25,499 God, by this time last year, 304 00:13:25,532 --> 00:13:27,343 Maeve and I would have already taken a lavender bath 305 00:13:27,367 --> 00:13:28,668 and read our poems to each other. 306 00:13:28,703 --> 00:13:30,370 [chuckles] OK. 307 00:13:30,403 --> 00:13:32,239 Oh, what? Why're you laughing? 308 00:13:32,272 --> 00:13:33,684 Because the day after, she wouldn't let you 309 00:13:33,708 --> 00:13:35,384 out of the house 'cause you gained a few pounds. 310 00:13:35,408 --> 00:13:37,344 I know. She was complicated. 311 00:13:37,377 --> 00:13:39,179 That's a nice way of putting it. 312 00:13:39,212 --> 00:13:41,181 Look, you and I are very different people, 313 00:13:41,214 --> 00:13:43,049 and maybe you don't quite understand 314 00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:45,552 how powerful the connection can be between two women. 315 00:13:45,585 --> 00:13:47,254 Abby, you're not the first person 316 00:13:47,287 --> 00:13:49,322 to have dated a woman after a man. 317 00:13:49,356 --> 00:13:51,124 - Oprah did an episode on that - Delivery. 318 00:13:51,157 --> 00:13:52,392 like 10 years ago. 319 00:13:52,425 --> 00:13:54,194 OK, great. Well, good for Oprah. 320 00:13:54,227 --> 00:13:55,706 You know what? Maybe I'll go spend the day with her. 321 00:13:55,730 --> 00:13:58,398 Yo. You order a photo booth? 322 00:13:58,431 --> 00:14:00,201 What? No! 323 00:14:00,234 --> 00:14:02,270 No. No, I didn't. 324 00:14:02,303 --> 00:14:04,438 Says for a Jeff. 325 00:14:04,472 --> 00:14:07,108 He didn't leave a credit card so you'll have to give me one. 326 00:14:07,141 --> 00:14:08,576 Oh my god. OK, you know what? 327 00:14:08,609 --> 00:14:10,444 - I'm gonna go. - What? 328 00:14:10,478 --> 00:14:12,623 Look, you clearly have your own idea about how today should go, 329 00:14:12,647 --> 00:14:14,415 and it's not what we talked about, at all. 330 00:14:14,448 --> 00:14:16,317 And that's OK, but it's also OK for me 331 00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:17,652 to not wanna be here. 332 00:14:17,685 --> 00:14:19,420 - Ab, wait. - Don't worry about it. 333 00:14:19,453 --> 00:14:20,756 Whoa. 334 00:14:20,789 --> 00:14:22,189 Molly Erickson? 335 00:14:22,223 --> 00:14:23,324 Yeah. 336 00:14:23,357 --> 00:14:24,392 Shit. 337 00:14:24,425 --> 00:14:26,828 Now I know where you live. 338 00:14:26,862 --> 00:14:29,330 Where do you want it? 339 00:14:29,363 --> 00:14:32,233 Just put it in a corner away from the house. 340 00:14:32,266 --> 00:14:34,635 - I'll be right with you. - You got it. 341 00:14:34,669 --> 00:14:36,580 Why are you acting like I've done something wrong? 342 00:14:36,604 --> 00:14:39,640 I'm not. Let's not make a big thing out of it. All right? 343 00:14:39,674 --> 00:14:41,652 We had plans, Jeff showed up, and those plans changed. 344 00:14:41,676 --> 00:14:43,377 Forgive me if I don't want to sit around 345 00:14:43,411 --> 00:14:45,212 and eat my feelings while you, Jeff, 346 00:14:45,246 --> 00:14:46,891 Lauren and Dan all finger each other under the table. 347 00:14:46,915 --> 00:14:48,818 [courier] How do you wanna pay for this? 348 00:14:48,851 --> 00:14:51,653 Have fun. Take lots of pictures. 349 00:14:51,687 --> 00:14:53,756 [sighs] 350 00:14:53,790 --> 00:14:57,492 Props include boxing themed stuff, if you wanna punch anybody. 351 00:14:57,526 --> 00:15:00,162 We got a gold flask for any drinkers in the crew. 352 00:15:00,195 --> 00:15:02,297 We got a sword for the knight in shining armor. 353 00:15:02,331 --> 00:15:04,333 - Gotta a boa for... - I won't be needing that. 354 00:15:04,366 --> 00:15:08,705 [laughing] My knight in shining armor is divorcing me. 355 00:15:08,738 --> 00:15:11,139 OK. 356 00:15:11,173 --> 00:15:12,541 Photographer should be here at... 357 00:15:12,574 --> 00:15:14,443 It's OK, you know. Shit happens. 358 00:15:14,476 --> 00:15:16,554 What am I supposed to do, chain him to the fucking bed? 359 00:15:16,578 --> 00:15:17,814 He didn't wanna be here. 360 00:15:17,847 --> 00:15:19,716 That's it. Go. 361 00:15:19,749 --> 00:15:21,884 Get outta here. The ring meant nothing. It's OK. 362 00:15:21,918 --> 00:15:23,820 He left you after Pluto Raiders? 363 00:15:23,853 --> 00:15:25,487 I thought you were great in that. 364 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:27,757 Thanks, but, you know, let's be honest, 365 00:15:27,790 --> 00:15:29,424 at the end of the day I'm just another 366 00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:31,393 Hollywood prettiot who's running away 367 00:15:31,426 --> 00:15:33,930 from explosions and kissing the hot guy. 368 00:15:33,963 --> 00:15:35,766 What? No way. 369 00:15:35,799 --> 00:15:37,701 Your commitment in that fight scene 370 00:15:37,735 --> 00:15:40,670 is by far the best thing I've ever seen you do. 371 00:15:40,704 --> 00:15:42,639 Thank you. 372 00:15:42,672 --> 00:15:44,574 You know we did over a hundred takes of that. 373 00:15:44,607 --> 00:15:45,675 - Yeah? - Yeah. 374 00:15:45,709 --> 00:15:46,576 Hey, were those real roosters? 375 00:15:46,609 --> 00:15:47,610 [Molly] Oh, yeah. 376 00:15:47,644 --> 00:15:48,712 - I knew it. - Yeah. 377 00:15:48,746 --> 00:15:49,679 You can't fake the real thing. 378 00:15:49,713 --> 00:15:51,648 Oh, no, you really can't. 379 00:15:51,681 --> 00:15:53,683 I'm sorry about your husband. 380 00:15:53,717 --> 00:15:56,552 Oh, that's OK. I'm not gonna cry about it. 381 00:15:56,586 --> 00:15:59,422 I've got a great life that I've worked my ass off for. 382 00:15:59,455 --> 00:16:01,324 - That's great. - Anyway, it's all good. 383 00:16:01,357 --> 00:16:03,359 Sometimes you just gotta take your tits out 384 00:16:03,393 --> 00:16:05,361 and celebrate how far you've come, right? 385 00:16:05,395 --> 00:16:06,964 Please don't take your tits out. 386 00:16:06,997 --> 00:16:08,498 I'm married. 387 00:16:08,531 --> 00:16:11,467 Did somebody say take your tits out? 388 00:16:12,468 --> 00:16:14,972 Hello. I'm Helen. 389 00:16:15,005 --> 00:16:17,240 Mom, what are you doing here? 390 00:16:17,273 --> 00:16:19,943 Wow. I can see where she gets her beauty from. 391 00:16:19,977 --> 00:16:22,245 [chuckles] And her talent. 392 00:16:22,278 --> 00:16:26,450 OK. Just sign here and you're all set. 393 00:16:26,483 --> 00:16:28,252 Right. 394 00:16:29,353 --> 00:16:30,353 Thank you. 395 00:16:31,756 --> 00:16:35,359 I bet you his wife doesn't satisfy him. 396 00:16:35,392 --> 00:16:40,597 - So, do I get a big hug? - Yeah, of course. 397 00:16:40,631 --> 00:16:42,734 Just surprised to see you is all. 398 00:16:42,767 --> 00:16:45,602 Well, Michael's gone, so I figured I could visit. 399 00:16:45,636 --> 00:16:47,739 I know he was never crazy about me. 400 00:16:47,772 --> 00:16:49,774 You came all the way from Sweden to tell me that? 401 00:16:49,808 --> 00:16:51,442 Well, I had to. 402 00:16:51,475 --> 00:16:53,020 You were crying on the phone for 20 minutes. 403 00:16:53,044 --> 00:16:54,545 When was I crying to you? 404 00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:55,814 When Michael left. 405 00:16:55,847 --> 00:16:57,381 That was two months ago. 406 00:16:57,414 --> 00:16:59,416 Well, I had to gather my things. 407 00:16:59,450 --> 00:17:01,251 It took you two months to gather your things? 408 00:17:01,285 --> 00:17:02,553 I have a lot of things. 409 00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,823 - Oh. - So, will you go get my bags? 410 00:17:04,856 --> 00:17:07,391 They're in the car. And, I'll go to my room. 411 00:17:07,424 --> 00:17:08,559 I'm so tired. 412 00:17:10,694 --> 00:17:12,263 Motherfucker. 413 00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:19,705 Why don't you call your Aunt Tess and your Uncle Al? 414 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:22,407 They live in Yorba Linda. That isn't too far from you. 415 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:24,009 Ma, I'm not spending Thanksgiving 416 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,543 with Aunt Tess and her moles. 417 00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:27,046 I won't be able to eat. 418 00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:28,680 Oh, just look the other way. 419 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,381 You can't look the other way. 420 00:17:30,415 --> 00:17:31,592 They're like right there in your face. 421 00:17:31,616 --> 00:17:32,852 They look like the stuffing. 422 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,385 I don't wanna look the other way. 423 00:17:34,419 --> 00:17:36,354 I'm tired of pretending. 424 00:17:36,387 --> 00:17:38,724 It sounds like you're having a shitty day, sis. 425 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,325 That I am. 426 00:17:40,358 --> 00:17:41,994 Yeah, well, here it's 19 degrees 427 00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:44,362 and the only fun I'm gonna have is listening 428 00:17:44,395 --> 00:17:46,464 to Aunt Anna tell the story about 429 00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:48,901 how she jerks off Uncle Sal on the way to Florida. 430 00:17:48,934 --> 00:17:52,403 Uncle Sal, you wanna come say hi? 431 00:17:52,437 --> 00:17:54,506 Hey, kiddo. How you doing? 432 00:17:54,539 --> 00:17:56,374 Hey, Happy Thanksgiving. 433 00:17:56,407 --> 00:17:58,343 So I hear the ladies aren't treating you so nice 434 00:17:58,376 --> 00:17:59,411 out there, huh? 435 00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:01,081 No, they're not, Uncle Sal. 436 00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:03,549 And those lesbian dating apps are the worst. 437 00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:05,417 You need a nice Italian man. 438 00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:07,520 Oh my... 439 00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:09,688 Wrap his arms around you and sing you some songs. 440 00:18:09,723 --> 00:18:12,491 Melodies, beautiful, nice and romantic. 441 00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,326 The last Italian man I dated 442 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,996 threw a bottle at my head, Uncle Sal. 443 00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:17,663 That ain't nothin'. 444 00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:19,532 It's like how we say we need to talk. 445 00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:21,400 [Mom] Come here and say hi to Abby, everybody. 446 00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,369 [Barbara] Wait, does that mean... 447 00:18:23,402 --> 00:18:26,372 Listen, she's not happy and she's tired of pretending. 448 00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:28,574 Aw, Bunny, you lonely? 449 00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:31,377 No, no, no, I'm good. I'm good, Aunt Anna. 450 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:33,122 You know sometimes that relentless sunshine, 451 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:35,816 it can make you feel real lonely. 452 00:18:35,849 --> 00:18:37,984 You want me to tell you your fortune? 453 00:18:38,018 --> 00:18:40,553 I'll tell ya if you're lonely. 454 00:18:41,822 --> 00:18:45,357 Oh, Bunny, you're very lonely. 455 00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:46,492 I'm not... 456 00:18:46,525 --> 00:18:48,095 I mean I'm alone in this room. 457 00:18:48,129 --> 00:18:49,931 You know they say in Hollywood, 458 00:18:49,964 --> 00:18:51,933 if you want a friend, you should get a dog. 459 00:18:51,966 --> 00:18:53,034 Oh, is that what they say? 460 00:18:53,067 --> 00:18:54,902 - Yeah. - They say that? 461 00:18:54,936 --> 00:18:57,437 I don't, I can't have a dog in this building, Aunt Anna. 462 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,974 - Why are you getting up my ass? - I'm not! 463 00:19:00,007 --> 00:19:01,508 I'm trying to tell her she's lonely! 464 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,677 - We know she's lonely. - Barb! 465 00:19:03,711 --> 00:19:05,122 [Anna] I'm not gonna have it with you today! 466 00:19:05,146 --> 00:19:06,981 Please don't get upset. We haven't even... 467 00:19:07,014 --> 00:19:08,615 Get an abandoned dog, because they will 468 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,450 - love you forever. - That's true. 469 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,795 - Unlike this fucking family. - Remember Monkey? 470 00:19:11,819 --> 00:19:13,386 - That little dog we had? - Oh my god. 471 00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,388 Guys, I'm still here. I'm on the phone. 472 00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:16,599 - Can you just... - I gotta work on dinner. 473 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:17,992 I love you. 474 00:19:18,025 --> 00:19:19,693 - You look a little pale. - Oh my god. 475 00:19:19,727 --> 00:19:21,628 - She does look pale. - But I love you. 476 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,573 - She doesn't it's the camera. - And I like your hair. 477 00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:25,008 - We all love your hair. - Doesn't it? She looks good. 478 00:19:25,032 --> 00:19:26,399 She looks really good, and by... 479 00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:27,902 OK, I'll just text you later. 480 00:19:27,935 --> 00:19:29,569 So, this is what I'm dealing with, OK? 481 00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:30,604 And I'll text you. 482 00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:31,671 You shoulda come home. 483 00:19:31,706 --> 00:19:33,640 You know what? 484 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:34,853 - I'm gonna say this just once. - You shoulda come home. 485 00:19:34,877 --> 00:19:36,745 Just today, Ma. Ma's right. 486 00:19:36,778 --> 00:19:39,047 You shoulda just come home, Ab. 487 00:19:39,081 --> 00:19:42,117 [melancholic music] 488 00:19:46,454 --> 00:19:48,924 ♪ Do you remember ♪ 489 00:19:48,957 --> 00:19:50,759 ♪ Making love on a hill ♪ 490 00:19:50,792 --> 00:19:53,561 ♪ At the top of Topanga ♪ 491 00:19:53,594 --> 00:19:56,464 ♪ Do you remember ♪ 492 00:19:56,497 --> 00:19:58,033 ♪ A handful of pills ♪ 493 00:19:58,066 --> 00:20:01,136 ♪ On a midnight adventure ♪ 494 00:20:01,169 --> 00:20:03,138 ♪ I do ♪ 495 00:20:03,171 --> 00:20:05,406 ♪ I do ♪ 496 00:20:10,678 --> 00:20:12,915 Look, I am sorry I surprised you. 497 00:20:12,948 --> 00:20:15,516 But I didn't think you would say yes if I asked. 498 00:20:15,549 --> 00:20:18,686 Oh, well, it'd be nice to have the option. 499 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:21,489 So I am a horrible mother because I come to visit you. 500 00:20:21,522 --> 00:20:25,061 I never said you were a horrible mother. 501 00:20:27,964 --> 00:20:28,831 Shit. 502 00:20:28,865 --> 00:20:30,465 What is it? 503 00:20:30,499 --> 00:20:33,169 Lauren invited someone for Abby. 504 00:20:33,202 --> 00:20:35,104 And my agent Rick. 505 00:20:35,138 --> 00:20:37,206 And Claire fucking Bortles. 506 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:40,642 Good. You need to have your friends around you. 507 00:20:40,676 --> 00:20:42,211 Where's Abby? 508 00:20:42,245 --> 00:20:44,747 She was here earlier but we got in a weird argument 509 00:20:44,781 --> 00:20:45,949 because I invited Jeff. 510 00:20:45,982 --> 00:20:48,017 Why shouldn't you invite Jeff? 511 00:20:48,051 --> 00:20:49,451 He's your lover. 512 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,855 Can you not say it like that? 513 00:20:52,889 --> 00:20:54,057 That grosses me out. 514 00:20:54,090 --> 00:20:55,992 Abby's really not coming? 515 00:20:56,025 --> 00:20:59,228 No. I think she'd rather spend the day with Oprah. 516 00:20:59,262 --> 00:21:00,897 That's that? 517 00:21:00,930 --> 00:21:02,131 Yeah, it is. 518 00:21:04,267 --> 00:21:07,003 [Eden crying] 519 00:21:08,237 --> 00:21:10,841 - Where are you going? - To get her. 520 00:21:10,874 --> 00:21:12,710 She shouldn't be alone today. 521 00:21:12,743 --> 00:21:14,544 Leave the baby with me. 522 00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:16,113 I've done this before, you know. 523 00:21:16,146 --> 00:21:20,184 I know. That's why I'm bringing him with me. 524 00:21:25,923 --> 00:21:27,891 Hi. 525 00:21:27,925 --> 00:21:30,560 Just promise me I don't have to look at Jeff's balls 526 00:21:30,593 --> 00:21:33,030 while I'm eating my turkey. 527 00:21:33,063 --> 00:21:36,166 - I can make that promise. - Great. 528 00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:40,237 The day's looking better already. 529 00:21:40,270 --> 00:21:41,772 Hi, Eden. 530 00:21:41,805 --> 00:21:43,807 [Helen] Molly, bring back some vodka. 531 00:21:43,841 --> 00:21:45,843 Is that Helen? 532 00:21:45,876 --> 00:21:47,878 - Ooh. - Surprise visit. 533 00:21:47,911 --> 00:21:48,979 Oh, fun. 534 00:21:49,013 --> 00:21:51,715 [upbeat music] 535 00:21:58,355 --> 00:22:00,025 I'm excited to meet your friends. 536 00:22:00,058 --> 00:22:01,993 - [Rick] Knock, knock, knock! - Hey! 537 00:22:02,027 --> 00:22:03,194 - Ah, hey! - Hey, hey, hey. 538 00:22:03,228 --> 00:22:04,963 - How are you? - Wow! 539 00:22:04,996 --> 00:22:06,697 Good, hi. 540 00:22:06,731 --> 00:22:08,233 You look incredible. 541 00:22:08,266 --> 00:22:09,868 I feel like I have to come close. 542 00:22:09,901 --> 00:22:11,770 - It's so incredible. - Thank you. 543 00:22:11,803 --> 00:22:14,739 After all of that damage and awful shit 544 00:22:14,773 --> 00:22:17,042 that your ex-husband did to you. What a turd. 545 00:22:17,075 --> 00:22:18,352 - What a walking turd. - It's all OK. 546 00:22:18,376 --> 00:22:19,811 It's all good. 547 00:22:19,844 --> 00:22:20,779 - I'm good. - You look incredible. 548 00:22:20,812 --> 00:22:22,247 Hi, by the way, I'm Jeff. 549 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:23,824 - I'm the new boyfriend. - Great, I'm Rick. 550 00:22:23,848 --> 00:22:24,992 - Hi, nice to meet you. - Ooh, ow, Jeff. 551 00:22:25,016 --> 00:22:26,351 - Brianne. - Oh, lovely. 552 00:22:26,384 --> 00:22:27,852 Is that short for like Richard? 553 00:22:27,886 --> 00:22:29,287 It's just Rick. 554 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:30,698 - [Jeff] It's just Rick. - It's just Rick. 555 00:22:30,722 --> 00:22:32,223 Yeah. 556 00:22:32,257 --> 00:22:33,091 No, Richard's a totally different name, you goof. 557 00:22:33,124 --> 00:22:34,993 [Jeff] Oh, yeah. 558 00:22:35,026 --> 00:22:36,237 I don't know how they do it across the pond over there. 559 00:22:36,261 --> 00:22:37,228 - Old goofy town. - Yeah, yeah. 560 00:22:37,262 --> 00:22:38,830 How hot is my wife? 561 00:22:38,863 --> 00:22:40,799 I mean, come on, do you wanna poke her, or what? 562 00:22:40,832 --> 00:22:43,968 - Jeff? - You look wonderful. 563 00:22:44,002 --> 00:22:47,239 [nonsensical mumbling] 564 00:22:47,273 --> 00:22:49,809 Oh, Abby's in the kitchen making the gravy. 565 00:22:49,842 --> 00:22:52,044 Yeah. Why don't you go in and say hi. 566 00:22:52,078 --> 00:22:53,946 I'm gonna drink it. I'm gonna drink it. 567 00:22:53,979 --> 00:22:54,880 I love gravy. 568 00:22:54,914 --> 00:22:55,981 Not all of it. 569 00:22:56,015 --> 00:22:57,883 Happy Thanksgiving! 570 00:22:57,917 --> 00:22:59,351 Gus. Wow. 571 00:22:59,385 --> 00:23:00,386 - Hi. - Hi. 572 00:23:00,419 --> 00:23:01,987 I wasn't expecting you. 573 00:23:02,021 --> 00:23:04,290 - Oh, yeah. Lauren texted me. - Great, OK. 574 00:23:04,323 --> 00:23:06,092 I'm glad she did because you know what? 575 00:23:06,125 --> 00:23:07,402 This time of the year's always really hard for me, 576 00:23:07,426 --> 00:23:09,261 'cause I hate my family. 577 00:23:09,295 --> 00:23:12,798 My father's a narcissist and my brother sells Herbalife. 578 00:23:12,832 --> 00:23:15,101 My other brother, he's still missing. 579 00:23:15,134 --> 00:23:16,735 He's still missing? 580 00:23:16,769 --> 00:23:18,703 - Hi! - Hi. 581 00:23:18,737 --> 00:23:20,840 - I'm Helen. - Are we kissing? 582 00:23:20,873 --> 00:23:22,408 [laughing] Who's this? 583 00:23:22,441 --> 00:23:25,044 - My mother. - Oh, your mother. 584 00:23:25,077 --> 00:23:26,378 Oh, it's a baby. 585 00:23:26,412 --> 00:23:27,947 I'm gonna walk away from the baby. 586 00:23:27,980 --> 00:23:29,324 You know what, Abby is in the kitchen, 587 00:23:29,348 --> 00:23:31,059 so why don't you put the food in the kitchen. 588 00:23:31,083 --> 00:23:32,928 And Mom, why are you holding him like a handbag? 589 00:23:32,952 --> 00:23:34,855 Oh, why don't you relax? 590 00:23:34,888 --> 00:23:36,923 I used to hold you under my arm like a newspaper 591 00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:38,992 and you turned out OK-ish. 592 00:23:39,025 --> 00:23:40,393 OK, can I have him, please? 593 00:23:40,427 --> 00:23:42,929 No, no, he's fine. I have him under control. 594 00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:45,398 I would just like to hold my child, that's all. 595 00:23:45,432 --> 00:23:47,968 Oh. All right, fine. 596 00:23:49,102 --> 00:23:50,669 Hi. 597 00:23:50,703 --> 00:23:53,173 But after, I am going to be on babysitting duty. 598 00:23:53,206 --> 00:23:55,208 I want you to have the whole day off. 599 00:23:55,242 --> 00:23:56,409 OK. 600 00:23:56,443 --> 00:23:57,978 You want a little bit? 601 00:23:58,011 --> 00:23:59,713 No, we're not gonna have a little bit. 602 00:23:59,746 --> 00:24:00,881 - Mom. - Oh, later. 603 00:24:00,914 --> 00:24:03,283 Yeah, OK, when's he's like 18. 604 00:24:04,751 --> 00:24:05,852 - OK. - Wow, OK. 605 00:24:05,886 --> 00:24:06,853 Yeah, are you good? 606 00:24:06,887 --> 00:24:08,321 - Ready? - Yeah. 607 00:24:08,355 --> 00:24:10,891 All right. Let's do this. 608 00:24:11,925 --> 00:24:15,829 Guys. Hey, guys. Guys! 609 00:24:15,862 --> 00:24:18,198 If you don't sign the wall with the dish you brought 610 00:24:18,231 --> 00:24:19,966 and the cook time, there's no guarantee 611 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,101 it'll make the table. 612 00:24:21,134 --> 00:24:22,770 All right? Just help me out. 613 00:24:22,803 --> 00:24:23,905 Yeah, help her out, people. 614 00:24:23,938 --> 00:24:25,339 This is serious. 615 00:24:25,373 --> 00:24:27,975 It is serious, even though Molly isn't. 616 00:24:28,009 --> 00:24:30,912 Vegan green bean casserole. 617 00:24:30,945 --> 00:24:31,879 Oh, great. 618 00:24:31,913 --> 00:24:32,947 30 minutes before? 619 00:24:32,980 --> 00:24:34,282 Yeah, give or take. 620 00:24:34,315 --> 00:24:35,459 I love you yelling at your friends. 621 00:24:35,483 --> 00:24:36,984 What's your sign? 622 00:24:37,018 --> 00:24:38,920 - Pisces. - Oh, nice. 623 00:24:38,953 --> 00:24:39,987 What sign are you? 624 00:24:40,021 --> 00:24:41,956 I'm a triple Capricorn. 625 00:24:41,989 --> 00:24:44,859 Masochist denim daddy looking for a partner 626 00:24:44,892 --> 00:24:47,828 with softness and kindness and an interest in mutual pain. 627 00:24:47,862 --> 00:24:51,232 Talking to wizards, fairies and warlocks 628 00:24:51,265 --> 00:24:53,000 is obviously a plus. 629 00:24:53,034 --> 00:24:55,870 A dream date would be a dungeon followed by a sound bath. 630 00:24:55,903 --> 00:24:59,073 And intense, intense, intense cuddling. 631 00:25:02,109 --> 00:25:03,945 I just, I'm just not... 632 00:25:03,978 --> 00:25:05,489 I'm just not ready to get back out there. 633 00:25:05,513 --> 00:25:06,914 You know what I mean? 634 00:25:06,948 --> 00:25:08,883 I'm just very closed off. 635 00:25:08,916 --> 00:25:10,318 Very damaged inside. 636 00:25:10,351 --> 00:25:12,020 Oh, I totally understand that. 637 00:25:12,054 --> 00:25:14,056 Look, the only c-word you're gonna hear from me 638 00:25:14,089 --> 00:25:15,924 is consent. Absolutely. 639 00:25:15,958 --> 00:25:17,526 Yeah. Where's the bathroom? 640 00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:18,527 It's through there. 641 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,128 Great. I gotta adjust. 642 00:25:20,162 --> 00:25:21,997 - Thanks. - Cool. OK. 643 00:25:22,030 --> 00:25:22,931 You're very pretty. 644 00:25:22,965 --> 00:25:24,166 You're looking good. 645 00:25:24,199 --> 00:25:27,402 [inaudible mumbling] 646 00:25:29,204 --> 00:25:31,039 We've been married for a month and a half. 647 00:25:31,073 --> 00:25:32,874 Oh, amazing. 648 00:25:32,908 --> 00:25:33,952 We met four months ago and married a month and a half. 649 00:25:33,976 --> 00:25:35,210 Oh, that's incredible. 650 00:25:35,244 --> 00:25:36,211 I'm quick to pull the trigger, kid. 651 00:25:36,245 --> 00:25:37,279 Yeah, that's fast. 652 00:25:37,312 --> 00:25:38,447 Yeah you see tits like that 653 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:39,815 and you're like gotta have 'em, 654 00:25:39,848 --> 00:25:40,549 gotta get 'em, gotta keep 'em. 655 00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:42,384 Yeah. 656 00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:44,095 And in Sweden, in Europe, we always put a little wine, 657 00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:45,020 you put it on the gums. 658 00:25:45,053 --> 00:25:46,088 Did you hear that? 659 00:25:46,121 --> 00:25:47,356 His brother's missing. 660 00:25:47,389 --> 00:25:49,358 Seven years. He hasn't seen him. 661 00:25:49,391 --> 00:25:51,035 Yeah, no, I didn't hear that. That's sad though. 662 00:25:51,059 --> 00:25:52,270 When he went missing, did he have his cell? 663 00:25:52,294 --> 00:25:53,495 No, he... 664 00:25:53,528 --> 00:25:55,897 Apparently he was naked at first. 665 00:25:55,931 --> 00:25:57,799 - Right. - Yeah. 666 00:25:57,833 --> 00:26:00,937 What was the context when he went missing if he was naked? 667 00:26:00,970 --> 00:26:02,939 Well, he was at Costco. 668 00:26:02,972 --> 00:26:05,375 They asked if he wanted to sample some body scrub, 669 00:26:05,408 --> 00:26:07,143 but he just stripped down. 670 00:26:07,176 --> 00:26:08,478 He was off his meds. 671 00:26:08,511 --> 00:26:10,213 I should have prefaced it with that. 672 00:26:10,246 --> 00:26:11,991 - He's on a lot of meds. - OK, right, yeah, yeah. 673 00:26:12,015 --> 00:26:13,459 And they were still figuring out which ones work. 674 00:26:13,483 --> 00:26:16,319 From there to seven years from now, it's all muddy. 675 00:26:16,352 --> 00:26:18,254 - Wow. - They did find a sweatshirt. 676 00:26:18,288 --> 00:26:20,123 - OK. - In Seattle. 677 00:26:20,156 --> 00:26:21,457 I love Seattle. 678 00:26:21,491 --> 00:26:24,193 Oh, guys, dinner's gonna be at five, 679 00:26:24,227 --> 00:26:26,829 which is a ways away, it's only 2:15, 680 00:26:26,863 --> 00:26:29,966 so just feel free to like leave this area, 681 00:26:29,999 --> 00:26:33,069 mingle, go on a walkabout, whatever. 682 00:26:33,102 --> 00:26:35,038 In other words, get the fuck out. 683 00:26:35,071 --> 00:26:36,973 Pretty much. In a nice... 684 00:26:37,006 --> 00:26:38,875 These sweet potatoes need just 17 minutes 685 00:26:38,908 --> 00:26:40,552 and then they need to be basted every other minute. 686 00:26:40,576 --> 00:26:43,279 - Well, that's not happening. - You go enjoy yourself. 687 00:26:43,313 --> 00:26:45,081 - Hey, you! - [Molly] Yeah? 688 00:26:45,114 --> 00:26:47,217 Did you invite the lesbian with the casserole for me? 689 00:26:47,251 --> 00:26:49,053 How do you know she's a lesbian? 690 00:26:49,086 --> 00:26:50,287 Oh, man, I don't know. 691 00:26:50,321 --> 00:26:52,523 - She has a chain wallet. - Maybe I did. 692 00:26:52,556 --> 00:26:54,992 Maybe Lauren did. Who cares? 693 00:26:55,025 --> 00:26:57,394 She knows you're single. That's all I'm saying. 694 00:26:57,428 --> 00:26:59,630 OK, well, I'm not single. I'm broken. 695 00:26:59,663 --> 00:27:02,866 So, pick up the pieces and put yourself back together 696 00:27:02,900 --> 00:27:05,135 because Lauren may or may not have invited a few more. 697 00:27:05,169 --> 00:27:06,303 Oh, great. 698 00:27:06,337 --> 00:27:08,505 - OK, also... - What? 699 00:27:08,539 --> 00:27:10,641 I refuse to sit next to Botox face on a holiday, OK? 700 00:27:10,674 --> 00:27:13,610 Why isn't she with her other Botox faces on Thanksgiving, 701 00:27:13,644 --> 00:27:15,612 like eating turkey through a tube or something? 702 00:27:15,646 --> 00:27:18,048 Just look at your phone and pretend to be 703 00:27:18,082 --> 00:27:19,316 deep in thought or something. 704 00:27:19,350 --> 00:27:21,185 I'm not gonna pretend today. OK? 705 00:27:21,218 --> 00:27:25,155 [nonsensical mumbling] 706 00:27:25,189 --> 00:27:26,323 Come on! 707 00:27:26,357 --> 00:27:27,357 So smooth. 708 00:27:28,926 --> 00:27:29,960 Oh, who is this? 709 00:27:29,993 --> 00:27:31,228 I'm Helen. 710 00:27:31,261 --> 00:27:33,130 The perfect family's here. Great. 711 00:27:33,163 --> 00:27:34,632 Oh, trust me, they're not perfect. 712 00:27:34,666 --> 00:27:36,501 Well, they always get through their problems, 713 00:27:36,534 --> 00:27:38,970 and then go off to Hawaii to hike and bone each other. 714 00:27:39,003 --> 00:27:40,372 They're infuriating. 715 00:27:40,405 --> 00:27:42,307 - Hi. - Hey! 716 00:27:46,111 --> 00:27:47,946 - Hi. - Hi, cutie. 717 00:27:47,979 --> 00:27:49,523 I was just saying how annoying you guys are 718 00:27:49,547 --> 00:27:51,225 'cause you always get through your problems. 719 00:27:51,249 --> 00:27:52,993 Oh, all you have to do is listen to each other 720 00:27:53,017 --> 00:27:55,920 and go everywhere with a giant bottle of whiskey. 721 00:27:55,954 --> 00:27:58,990 - Or two. - She is raring to go today. 722 00:27:59,023 --> 00:28:00,492 I'm on kid duty. 723 00:28:00,525 --> 00:28:02,360 Like we said, Christmas you can have your fun. 724 00:28:02,394 --> 00:28:04,195 Today is all mine. 725 00:28:06,030 --> 00:28:07,232 Hey, how are you? 726 00:28:07,265 --> 00:28:09,334 This is my kids. 727 00:28:09,367 --> 00:28:12,036 So, how's the Brit? 728 00:28:12,070 --> 00:28:15,440 - Really big... heart. - Oh. 729 00:28:15,473 --> 00:28:17,208 Massive... 730 00:28:17,242 --> 00:28:18,209 OK. 731 00:28:18,243 --> 00:28:19,310 Heart, you what I mean? 732 00:28:19,344 --> 00:28:20,612 That's not where your heart is. 733 00:28:20,645 --> 00:28:22,415 Photo! Everybody together. 734 00:28:22,448 --> 00:28:24,116 [Abby] OK. Oh! 735 00:28:24,150 --> 00:28:25,217 Good idea. 736 00:28:25,251 --> 00:28:27,453 - Oh, hi. - Let me get Eden. 737 00:28:29,021 --> 00:28:30,656 Stay right here. 738 00:28:31,457 --> 00:28:32,491 All right! 739 00:28:33,325 --> 00:28:35,261 - Smile! - Cheese. 740 00:28:35,294 --> 00:28:36,662 Good, one more. 741 00:28:36,695 --> 00:28:39,098 Oh, we should totally do this in the photo booth. 742 00:28:39,131 --> 00:28:40,599 - Later, maybe. - Oh. 743 00:28:40,633 --> 00:28:43,102 What good is this photo without you in it, Helen? 744 00:28:43,135 --> 00:28:44,570 Come on. Am I right? 745 00:28:44,603 --> 00:28:47,406 - [Helen] You made it! - Hey. 746 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:49,308 - Hi. - You guys want a drink? 747 00:28:49,341 --> 00:28:51,177 - Isn't that... - [Abby] Yeah. 748 00:28:51,210 --> 00:28:52,244 [Molly] Yes, it is. 749 00:28:52,278 --> 00:28:53,979 He looks even better in person. 750 00:28:54,013 --> 00:28:56,549 It's kind of a bold move inviting him and Jeff. 751 00:28:56,582 --> 00:28:59,552 I didn't invite him, but I bet you I know who did. 752 00:28:59,585 --> 00:29:02,588 I checked in on my Facebook and he messaged me, 753 00:29:02,621 --> 00:29:05,057 so I had to invite him. 754 00:29:05,090 --> 00:29:06,091 Wow. 755 00:29:06,125 --> 00:29:07,526 - Hi. - Hi. 756 00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:08,603 I cannot believe her mom has kept in touch 757 00:29:08,627 --> 00:29:10,129 her with her ex-boyfriend. 758 00:29:10,162 --> 00:29:11,474 Who's this little guy? That your son? 759 00:29:11,498 --> 00:29:13,333 - Yeah, yeah, it is. - He's beautiful. 760 00:29:13,366 --> 00:29:15,502 - Thank you. - Congrats. 761 00:29:15,535 --> 00:29:19,206 Hey, I was sorry to hear about Martin. 762 00:29:19,239 --> 00:29:20,674 Michael? 763 00:29:20,707 --> 00:29:22,442 Oh, really? 764 00:29:22,476 --> 00:29:24,511 No, not really. I thought he was kind of a douche. 765 00:29:24,544 --> 00:29:27,180 Well, you would know. 766 00:29:27,214 --> 00:29:28,381 Hey, there. 767 00:29:28,415 --> 00:29:30,183 - I know you. - Hey. 768 00:29:30,217 --> 00:29:32,385 I used to watch your show all the time. 769 00:29:32,419 --> 00:29:34,287 Thanks so much. 770 00:29:34,321 --> 00:29:36,265 Watching you out there in the world living your best life. 771 00:29:36,289 --> 00:29:39,092 - Yeah. - Big old muscles. 772 00:29:39,125 --> 00:29:41,161 - Taking names. - OK. 773 00:29:41,194 --> 00:29:43,396 I'm gonna apologize for my wife in advance. 774 00:29:43,430 --> 00:29:44,531 No problem. 775 00:29:44,564 --> 00:29:48,235 [speaking in foreign language] 776 00:29:48,268 --> 00:29:49,269 Everything OK? 777 00:29:49,302 --> 00:29:50,203 Yeah, fine. 778 00:29:50,237 --> 00:29:51,705 We'll be right back. 779 00:29:51,739 --> 00:29:54,140 We're gonna need a bigger boat. 780 00:29:54,174 --> 00:29:56,443 Why would you invite him without asking me? 781 00:29:56,476 --> 00:29:59,447 Oh, you two were so good together. 782 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,649 He was almost as bad as Michael. 783 00:30:01,682 --> 00:30:03,819 Well, he made a mistake. 784 00:30:03,852 --> 00:30:05,453 He cheated on me! 785 00:30:05,486 --> 00:30:07,723 You were two young Hollywood actors. 786 00:30:07,756 --> 00:30:09,557 Who wouldn't cheat in that situation? 787 00:30:09,590 --> 00:30:11,225 I wouldn't. I didn't. 788 00:30:11,259 --> 00:30:13,294 Well, you were always weird that way. 789 00:30:13,327 --> 00:30:16,197 Oh, OK. Coming from someone who's on her fifth husband. 790 00:30:16,230 --> 00:30:19,534 Variety is the spice of life. 791 00:30:19,567 --> 00:30:21,202 And I like spicy. 792 00:30:21,235 --> 00:30:23,137 Don't you think it would have been courteous 793 00:30:23,170 --> 00:30:24,572 to let me know that he was coming? 794 00:30:24,605 --> 00:30:27,608 I tried to, but Jeff was always around and, 795 00:30:27,642 --> 00:30:29,610 oh, and then I had to freshen up. 796 00:30:29,644 --> 00:30:31,345 I had to pick out my shoes. 797 00:30:31,379 --> 00:30:32,824 And you were with the baby, blah, blah, blah. 798 00:30:32,848 --> 00:30:34,750 - And here we are. - OK, well you know what? 799 00:30:34,783 --> 00:30:36,093 We've had a lot of blah, blah, blah, 800 00:30:36,117 --> 00:30:37,518 and here we are over the years. 801 00:30:37,552 --> 00:30:39,387 Can we just keep them to a minimum today? 802 00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:40,856 Then we are in agreement. 803 00:30:40,889 --> 00:30:44,826 I was only thinking about my grandson's future. 804 00:30:44,860 --> 00:30:46,395 Well, so am I. 805 00:30:46,428 --> 00:30:49,631 And I am very proud of you for that. 806 00:30:49,665 --> 00:30:53,101 Wow, I don't think I've ever heard you say those words. 807 00:30:53,135 --> 00:30:55,203 Especially not in a row like that. 808 00:30:55,237 --> 00:30:56,773 Oh, I am serious. 809 00:30:56,806 --> 00:31:00,142 You got right back on that horse. 810 00:31:00,175 --> 00:31:02,879 And that shows that you had strength. 811 00:31:02,912 --> 00:31:05,748 Remember after Ed, who would have thought 812 00:31:05,782 --> 00:31:08,317 that I would meet Silverio the very next week? 813 00:31:08,350 --> 00:31:09,685 You went on a singles cruise. 814 00:31:09,719 --> 00:31:11,253 Well, even so. 815 00:31:11,286 --> 00:31:13,488 OK, look, Mom, I really like Jeff, OK? 816 00:31:13,522 --> 00:31:15,725 [Helen] And he satisfies you and everything? 817 00:31:15,758 --> 00:31:18,193 - Yes. - And you are lubricated? 818 00:31:18,226 --> 00:31:21,229 Oh, god. You know what, I am not having this conversation with you. 819 00:31:21,263 --> 00:31:24,199 Some women, you know, they're like a desert down there 820 00:31:24,232 --> 00:31:25,272 after they've had a child. 821 00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:26,702 Not me, of course. 822 00:31:26,736 --> 00:31:28,346 But, if that is the case, you use coconut oil. 823 00:31:28,370 --> 00:31:30,505 Oh, coconut oil. I should use coconut oil. 824 00:31:30,539 --> 00:31:31,473 Great. 825 00:31:31,506 --> 00:31:33,876 Darling, you're so tense. 826 00:31:33,910 --> 00:31:35,545 You need a drink. 827 00:31:35,578 --> 00:31:36,814 Come on. 828 00:31:36,847 --> 00:31:38,247 Mm-hm. 829 00:31:38,281 --> 00:31:40,183 ♪ Come on over to my house ♪ 830 00:31:40,216 --> 00:31:42,418 ♪ And let's have some fun ♪ 831 00:31:42,452 --> 00:31:44,654 ♪ Gonna have a house party ♪ 832 00:31:44,687 --> 00:31:46,356 Shark attack. 833 00:31:46,389 --> 00:31:50,226 ♪ Gonna have a house party ♪ 834 00:31:50,259 --> 00:31:51,527 - Cheers! - Cheers! 835 00:31:51,561 --> 00:31:54,597 [glasses clinking] 836 00:31:56,900 --> 00:31:58,301 Oh, hey, guys. 837 00:31:58,334 --> 00:31:59,402 Oh, wow. 838 00:31:59,435 --> 00:32:01,537 Yeah, when did you take these? 839 00:32:01,571 --> 00:32:03,774 When you were doing shots, Mommy. 840 00:32:03,807 --> 00:32:05,475 - Oh, OK. - I'm hungry. 841 00:32:05,508 --> 00:32:06,576 - Oh, sweetheart. - Me too. 842 00:32:06,609 --> 00:32:07,945 Yeah. 843 00:32:07,978 --> 00:32:10,613 Well, you know, we're gonna eat soon. 844 00:32:10,647 --> 00:32:12,458 I'd tell you to go check, but I think Aunt Abby would kick you out of the kitchen. 845 00:32:12,482 --> 00:32:13,793 You wanna play for a little bit longer, 846 00:32:13,817 --> 00:32:15,284 and then we'll go together? 847 00:32:15,318 --> 00:32:16,662 - Yeah! - All right, have fun, bye. 848 00:32:16,686 --> 00:32:18,554 [Gus] Sweet. You two want to have kids? 849 00:32:18,588 --> 00:32:21,491 No... Maybe. 850 00:32:21,524 --> 00:32:22,961 We don't know. We're not sure. 851 00:32:22,994 --> 00:32:23,895 [Brianne] I want a whole horde of them. 852 00:32:23,928 --> 00:32:24,896 I really do. 853 00:32:24,929 --> 00:32:26,230 - Yeah. - Yeah? 854 00:32:26,263 --> 00:32:27,564 She's found religion again, 855 00:32:27,598 --> 00:32:29,209 so she's been doing this whole praise thing. 856 00:32:29,233 --> 00:32:30,902 I'm not religious. It's for the holiday. 857 00:32:30,935 --> 00:32:32,369 [inaudible mumbling] 858 00:32:32,403 --> 00:32:33,470 Sweat much? 859 00:32:33,504 --> 00:32:34,739 [inaudible mumbling] 860 00:32:34,773 --> 00:32:36,273 Oh, sit home. 861 00:32:36,306 --> 00:32:37,809 [inaudible mumbling] 862 00:32:37,842 --> 00:32:39,243 Cinnamon. 863 00:32:39,276 --> 00:32:41,245 - Very specific type. - I know. 864 00:32:41,278 --> 00:32:42,914 I know. She's, look, I mean, 865 00:32:42,947 --> 00:32:44,248 - she's got a good heart. - Hey. 866 00:32:44,281 --> 00:32:45,950 - Hey. - Hi. 867 00:32:45,984 --> 00:32:47,919 Oh, have you met my boyfriend Jeff? 868 00:32:47,952 --> 00:32:49,586 Boyfriend. No. 869 00:32:49,620 --> 00:32:50,889 Hi, how you doing? 870 00:32:50,922 --> 00:32:52,222 I'm Jeff. Nice to meet you, dude. 871 00:32:52,256 --> 00:32:53,725 Yeah, you too. 872 00:32:54,893 --> 00:32:56,928 How do you guys know each other? 873 00:32:56,961 --> 00:33:00,364 - I'm her ex-boyfriend. - Old friend. 874 00:33:00,397 --> 00:33:02,934 - Oh. - Cool. Cool, cool. 875 00:33:02,967 --> 00:33:04,936 Yeah, yeah. Oh, so I don't need to tell you 876 00:33:04,969 --> 00:33:07,638 just how thankful I am for this one today. 877 00:33:07,671 --> 00:33:09,339 - This one? - Nah. 878 00:33:09,373 --> 00:33:10,743 [Molly] Oh, please. 879 00:33:10,776 --> 00:33:11,643 - Best thing you ever lost. - Kinda gross. 880 00:33:11,676 --> 00:33:12,778 Really? 881 00:33:12,812 --> 00:33:14,947 - I don't know about that. - Yeah. 882 00:33:14,980 --> 00:33:16,424 I think you probably cried yourself to sleep for a year after that. 883 00:33:16,448 --> 00:33:17,558 I had allergies that are insane. 884 00:33:17,582 --> 00:33:18,951 - You know that. - Maybe still do. 885 00:33:18,984 --> 00:33:20,518 You were the one that was crying a lot. 886 00:33:20,552 --> 00:33:21,930 - Really, allergies? - Yeah, allergies. 887 00:33:21,954 --> 00:33:23,889 - Sorry, bro. - Yeah, that's cool, dude. 888 00:33:23,923 --> 00:33:26,591 Listen, why don't I let you guys catch up? 889 00:33:26,624 --> 00:33:28,794 - [Gunnar] That'd be great. - OK. 890 00:33:28,828 --> 00:33:30,806 Yeah, yeah. I'm comfortable enough with myself to do that. 891 00:33:30,830 --> 00:33:32,597 Oh, and plus I bought some fish. 892 00:33:32,630 --> 00:33:34,275 I was gonna make fresh ceviche with lemon and capers. 893 00:33:34,299 --> 00:33:36,468 - Capers? - You gonna make that for me? 894 00:33:36,501 --> 00:33:37,937 All for you. 895 00:33:37,970 --> 00:33:39,805 - I love ceviche. - Aw. 896 00:33:39,839 --> 00:33:43,776 I know. I saw it on your Instagram profile. 897 00:33:43,809 --> 00:33:45,443 Ooh, stalker. 898 00:33:45,477 --> 00:33:48,713 And I am going to stalk every inch of you. 899 00:33:48,748 --> 00:33:50,015 That's weird. 900 00:33:50,049 --> 00:33:51,050 OK. 901 00:33:51,083 --> 00:33:52,717 Good to meet you, dude. 902 00:33:52,752 --> 00:33:53,986 You too, Jeff. 903 00:33:55,988 --> 00:33:57,355 What? 904 00:33:57,388 --> 00:33:58,992 You don't get to say anything. 905 00:33:59,025 --> 00:34:00,894 He is adorable. 906 00:34:00,927 --> 00:34:03,329 Does he make you a scone in the morning? 907 00:34:03,362 --> 00:34:05,799 [scoffs] He is a lovely human being. 908 00:34:05,832 --> 00:34:07,033 I bet he is. 909 00:34:11,470 --> 00:34:13,907 So you kept in touch with Helen, huh? 910 00:34:13,940 --> 00:34:16,375 Yeah, Helen's the best. 911 00:34:16,408 --> 00:34:20,947 And I'm glad I did because it's really great to see you. 912 00:34:20,981 --> 00:34:25,317 Yeah, well, it's good to see you too. 913 00:34:25,351 --> 00:34:27,087 I have to admit, it's a bit weird. 914 00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:28,654 You know what, it's a lot weird. 915 00:34:28,687 --> 00:34:30,322 - Yeah. - Yeah, we can say that. 916 00:34:30,356 --> 00:34:31,624 - OK. - OK. 917 00:34:31,657 --> 00:34:33,659 Hey, you ever hear that old quote? 918 00:34:33,692 --> 00:34:37,097 To be old and wise, you gotta be young and stupid. 919 00:34:37,130 --> 00:34:38,531 Nope, never heard it. 920 00:34:38,564 --> 00:34:40,000 Yeah, it's a good one. 921 00:34:40,033 --> 00:34:43,003 And how's that working out for you, old man? 922 00:34:43,036 --> 00:34:44,971 I'll let you know in the morning. 923 00:34:45,005 --> 00:34:46,040 Oh. 924 00:34:46,073 --> 00:34:47,775 Oh... OK. 925 00:34:47,809 --> 00:34:49,442 - Like that. - That's bold. 926 00:34:49,476 --> 00:34:51,344 - Is it? - Yeah. 927 00:34:51,378 --> 00:34:53,547 - You might wanna just cool that off a little. - OK. 928 00:34:53,580 --> 00:34:54,958 - Just have a dip in the pool. - Sure. 929 00:34:54,982 --> 00:34:56,492 - Yeah, chill out. - You gonna join me? 930 00:34:56,516 --> 00:34:58,920 - A little skinny dip? - [Molly] Nope. 931 00:34:58,953 --> 00:35:03,490 ♪ Gonna have a house party ♪ 932 00:35:03,523 --> 00:35:07,929 ♪ Gonna have a house party ♪ 933 00:35:07,962 --> 00:35:11,799 ♪ Gonna have a house party ♪ 934 00:35:12,767 --> 00:35:14,936 30, flirty and what? 935 00:35:14,969 --> 00:35:16,536 Dirty. 936 00:35:16,570 --> 00:35:17,504 You. 937 00:35:17,537 --> 00:35:19,040 Into Palo-Santo wood, 938 00:35:19,073 --> 00:35:21,408 watching sex trafficking documentaries, 939 00:35:21,441 --> 00:35:23,744 and piss play. Me. 940 00:35:23,778 --> 00:35:25,679 A Chapstick lesbian DJ with a pickup, 941 00:35:25,712 --> 00:35:27,949 into playful punching, femmes that scratch, 942 00:35:27,982 --> 00:35:30,550 and sharing dessert. 943 00:35:30,584 --> 00:35:32,920 You know, you seem really great, but, 944 00:35:32,954 --> 00:35:35,958 dirt really makes me anxious, you know? 945 00:35:35,991 --> 00:35:37,125 We'll talk about it later. 946 00:35:37,159 --> 00:35:38,894 - All right. - See you outside. 947 00:35:38,927 --> 00:35:40,138 Not if I see you first outside. 948 00:35:40,162 --> 00:35:41,129 - Oh. - Oh, hello. 949 00:35:41,163 --> 00:35:44,032 - Sorry. - [crying] 950 00:35:46,001 --> 00:35:47,836 - Oh. - Oh. 951 00:35:47,870 --> 00:35:49,704 I got the stuff, thanks. 952 00:35:49,738 --> 00:35:52,007 Oh, no, I was just coming in to make Molly some ceviche. 953 00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:55,010 I understand, but I have zero time for debate on this. 954 00:35:55,043 --> 00:35:56,611 Not looking to debate. 955 00:35:56,644 --> 00:35:58,022 I just don't wanna get lemon on my shirt. 956 00:35:58,046 --> 00:35:59,456 But you can just take off your shirt. 957 00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:00,480 OK? 958 00:36:06,054 --> 00:36:07,789 - Hey. - Hey. 959 00:36:09,157 --> 00:36:11,626 I'm just checking in on the little guy. 960 00:36:11,659 --> 00:36:13,962 [Abby] Aw, that's so sweet. 961 00:36:13,996 --> 00:36:16,031 - Yeah. - So tiny. 962 00:36:17,065 --> 00:36:18,166 Yeah. 963 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:21,469 - And so cute. - Mm. 964 00:36:21,502 --> 00:36:24,908 She has to keep him alive the whole time? 965 00:36:24,941 --> 00:36:26,976 Yeah, Abby, that's pretty much the deal. 966 00:36:27,010 --> 00:36:28,945 But how does that even work? 967 00:36:28,978 --> 00:36:31,814 Like, what if one of these little fucking pom-poms 968 00:36:31,848 --> 00:36:33,225 falls into his mouth while he's sleeping, 969 00:36:33,249 --> 00:36:34,784 you know what I mean? 970 00:36:34,817 --> 00:36:36,061 Or like the window's open and it blows 971 00:36:36,085 --> 00:36:37,921 like a wasp in or something? 972 00:36:37,954 --> 00:36:39,856 Did you see My Girl? 973 00:36:39,889 --> 00:36:41,456 Or like what if... 974 00:36:41,490 --> 00:36:42,868 Didn't I read a thing where you have to 975 00:36:42,892 --> 00:36:44,593 put them on their backs to go to sleep? 976 00:36:44,626 --> 00:36:45,995 Like what if he throws up and- 977 00:36:46,029 --> 00:36:49,564 OK. He's gonna be all right. 978 00:36:49,598 --> 00:36:51,801 I am not so sure about you, but... 979 00:36:51,834 --> 00:36:53,468 Oh, yeah. I don't know. 980 00:36:53,502 --> 00:36:55,570 Molly knows what he needs. 981 00:36:55,604 --> 00:36:57,106 She knows what she needs too. 982 00:36:57,140 --> 00:36:59,042 Yeah, well, I think some quiet time 983 00:36:59,075 --> 00:37:00,843 and reflection is what she needs. 984 00:37:00,877 --> 00:37:03,578 I think a dick palate cleanse is what she needs. 985 00:37:03,612 --> 00:37:04,990 I think you might be talking about yourself. 986 00:37:05,014 --> 00:37:07,649 I think you might be right. 987 00:37:08,650 --> 00:37:11,188 Thank god you guys are in here. 988 00:37:12,122 --> 00:37:13,857 Hey, why is Jeff topless? 989 00:37:13,891 --> 00:37:15,726 Oh, f... Oh my god. 990 00:37:15,759 --> 00:37:17,627 I was being facetious. 991 00:37:17,660 --> 00:37:18,695 Wait, Jeff's topless? 992 00:37:18,729 --> 00:37:19,897 [Molly] Mm-hm. 993 00:37:19,930 --> 00:37:21,165 I miss everything. 994 00:37:21,198 --> 00:37:23,133 Well, you're not missing much. 995 00:37:23,167 --> 00:37:26,569 - I mean... - That's like the statue of David in there. 996 00:37:26,602 --> 00:37:27,905 OK. 997 00:37:32,575 --> 00:37:35,611 Coming on a little strong, aren't you, Jeff? 998 00:37:35,645 --> 00:37:38,282 And we haven't even had our appetizers yet. 999 00:37:38,315 --> 00:37:41,919 Oh, no. I just didn't wanna mess up my shirt. 1000 00:37:41,952 --> 00:37:42,953 Right. 1001 00:37:42,987 --> 00:37:45,222 And I'm wearing underwear. 1002 00:37:47,291 --> 00:37:52,096 So, tell me about this philanthropy of yours. 1003 00:37:52,129 --> 00:37:53,696 It sounds fascinating. 1004 00:37:53,731 --> 00:37:56,699 Oh, yeah. 1005 00:37:56,734 --> 00:37:58,535 Well, can I be honest? 1006 00:37:58,569 --> 00:37:59,971 [Helen] Oh, please. 1007 00:38:00,005 --> 00:38:03,241 Do what I find really fascinating, Helen? 1008 00:38:03,274 --> 00:38:04,909 No, what? 1009 00:38:04,943 --> 00:38:08,213 How truly amazing I think your daughter is. 1010 00:38:08,246 --> 00:38:09,881 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 1011 00:38:09,914 --> 00:38:10,982 She's great. 1012 00:38:11,016 --> 00:38:13,151 And look, I want you to know, 1013 00:38:13,184 --> 00:38:16,087 I'm going to do whatever it takes to make her happy 1014 00:38:16,121 --> 00:38:17,756 in every way I can. 1015 00:38:17,789 --> 00:38:21,226 Like physically and emotionally, spiritually, 1016 00:38:21,259 --> 00:38:24,729 environmentally, audibly, nutritionally. 1017 00:38:25,696 --> 00:38:27,298 Financially? 1018 00:38:27,332 --> 00:38:28,599 Yes. 1019 00:38:28,632 --> 00:38:30,735 Although, you should also know, 1020 00:38:30,769 --> 00:38:33,604 I don't really work in the financial world. 1021 00:38:33,637 --> 00:38:35,740 Oh, well, no one ever said you had to 1022 00:38:35,774 --> 00:38:37,042 work in the financial world. 1023 00:38:37,075 --> 00:38:38,977 Good. Yeah. 1024 00:38:39,010 --> 00:38:40,921 'Cause the truth is, I don't really work with money. 1025 00:38:40,945 --> 00:38:43,281 - Oh, not at all? - No. 1026 00:38:44,749 --> 00:38:46,886 And, what do you live on? 1027 00:38:46,919 --> 00:38:49,654 Good question. Simple answer. 1028 00:38:49,687 --> 00:38:53,159 Philanthropy takes care of my life. 1029 00:38:53,192 --> 00:38:58,330 Oh! And how does philanthropy do that? 1030 00:38:58,364 --> 00:39:02,201 Well, when anyone ever donates to one of my charities, 1031 00:39:02,234 --> 00:39:05,771 the charity then floats me money. 1032 00:39:05,805 --> 00:39:08,007 - Floats? - Mm-hmm. 1033 00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:09,175 Floats. 1034 00:39:11,844 --> 00:39:13,245 [laughing] 1035 00:39:13,279 --> 00:39:14,790 You know what, if guys love anal so much, 1036 00:39:14,814 --> 00:39:16,215 they should be willing to get anal. 1037 00:39:16,248 --> 00:39:18,350 - OK. - That's never gonna happen. 1038 00:39:18,384 --> 00:39:20,186 No, you know actually, Dan does like 1039 00:39:20,219 --> 00:39:21,695 a little something in his butt every once in a while. 1040 00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:22,788 - Really? - What? 1041 00:39:22,822 --> 00:39:24,256 You know, a little thumb action 1042 00:39:24,290 --> 00:39:25,723 while he's watching Sports Center. 1043 00:39:25,758 --> 00:39:27,059 [laughing] 1044 00:39:27,093 --> 00:39:29,095 You know, I really used to love it, 1045 00:39:29,128 --> 00:39:33,065 - but I was just too scared to ask Michael to do it. - No. 1046 00:39:33,099 --> 00:39:37,703 I think I just felt like maybe he would think I was dirty. 1047 00:39:37,737 --> 00:39:41,007 - Oh. - Well, he was a tight-ass business dick 1048 00:39:41,041 --> 00:39:42,809 who looked good on paper. 1049 00:39:42,843 --> 00:39:44,821 Exactly. And that's why we're not together anymore. 1050 00:39:44,845 --> 00:39:46,712 So, thank god for that. 1051 00:39:46,746 --> 00:39:48,281 - Mm-hmm. - Guys. 1052 00:39:48,315 --> 00:39:50,317 I mean, I don't want to be this friend... 1053 00:39:50,350 --> 00:39:54,720 - [Abby] What? - But, we have a lot to be thankful for today. 1054 00:39:54,754 --> 00:39:56,123 Do we? 1055 00:39:56,156 --> 00:39:59,025 I mean, kids, and families, husbands. 1056 00:39:59,059 --> 00:40:00,327 I have none of those things. 1057 00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:01,928 And friends. 1058 00:40:01,962 --> 00:40:03,763 I don't know about husband, but friends. 1059 00:40:03,797 --> 00:40:04,764 Good friends. 1060 00:40:04,798 --> 00:40:06,733 - Fine. - And... 1061 00:40:09,136 --> 00:40:10,770 These. 1062 00:40:10,804 --> 00:40:12,381 - What are those? - Chocolate covered cherries? 1063 00:40:12,405 --> 00:40:14,707 They are definitely not chocolate covered cherries. 1064 00:40:14,741 --> 00:40:15,842 They're shrooms. 1065 00:40:15,876 --> 00:40:17,844 - Oh my god. - Oh, shit. 1066 00:40:18,778 --> 00:40:20,147 They're micro-doses. 1067 00:40:20,180 --> 00:40:21,414 I got them from Claire. 1068 00:40:21,448 --> 00:40:22,783 She's a shaman now. 1069 00:40:22,817 --> 00:40:24,785 - Claire Bortles? - [Lauren] Yeah. 1070 00:40:24,819 --> 00:40:26,988 - Is a shaman now? - Yeah, she just got certified. 1071 00:40:27,021 --> 00:40:30,057 From where? That doesn't make sense. From where? 1072 00:40:30,091 --> 00:40:31,859 Just please tell me it was an online class. 1073 00:40:31,893 --> 00:40:33,961 Anyway... Who's in? 1074 00:40:33,995 --> 00:40:36,164 - Mmm? - [Abby] You? 1075 00:40:37,865 --> 00:40:40,700 Maybe when the little one goes down for the night. 1076 00:40:40,735 --> 00:40:41,769 All right. 1077 00:40:42,403 --> 00:40:44,005 No, there it is. 1078 00:40:44,038 --> 00:40:45,072 Come on, Abs. 1079 00:40:45,106 --> 00:40:46,874 Oh, god. I... 1080 00:40:46,908 --> 00:40:48,743 No. You know what? 1081 00:40:48,776 --> 00:40:49,820 I'm gonna stay in this dimension today 1082 00:40:49,844 --> 00:40:51,245 or I'll burn the cornbread. 1083 00:40:51,279 --> 00:40:52,756 - Oh come on. - [Abby] It mustn't be burned. 1084 00:40:52,780 --> 00:40:53,824 Who cares about the cornbread? 1085 00:40:53,848 --> 00:40:55,249 I care about the cornbread. 1086 00:40:55,283 --> 00:40:56,918 [Molly] OK. OK. 1087 00:40:56,951 --> 00:40:59,921 I gotta tell you. You guys used to be fun. 1088 00:41:00,988 --> 00:41:02,823 See you later. 1089 00:41:02,857 --> 00:41:04,158 See ya later. 1090 00:41:04,192 --> 00:41:06,394 See y'all the other side, heifers. 1091 00:41:06,427 --> 00:41:07,971 Just hand me your bra when you're ready. 1092 00:41:07,995 --> 00:41:09,831 This bra's coming off in seconds. 1093 00:41:09,865 --> 00:41:11,500 Oh, I know it is. 1094 00:41:11,533 --> 00:41:12,744 They're like a prison for your titties, I'm telling you. 1095 00:41:12,768 --> 00:41:14,002 Why do we even wear them? 1096 00:41:14,036 --> 00:41:15,346 - I mean... - I hate them so much. 1097 00:41:15,370 --> 00:41:17,172 I don't, I just let mine run free. 1098 00:41:17,206 --> 00:41:18,917 Yeah, but your breasts are gonna be perky in the grave. 1099 00:41:18,941 --> 00:41:20,776 Mine are like... 1100 00:41:20,809 --> 00:41:23,111 [laughing] 1101 00:41:34,156 --> 00:41:36,792 ♪ I ain't got no problems ♪ 1102 00:41:36,825 --> 00:41:39,094 ♪ That's for real ♪ 1103 00:41:39,127 --> 00:41:40,295 ♪ Got no drama ♪ 1104 00:41:40,329 --> 00:41:41,797 Do you like basketball? 1105 00:41:41,830 --> 00:41:43,007 No, I don't like balls of any kind. 1106 00:41:43,031 --> 00:41:44,066 Hear that. 1107 00:41:47,402 --> 00:41:48,804 Oh, you are... 1108 00:41:48,837 --> 00:41:49,938 You are gone. 1109 00:41:49,972 --> 00:41:51,506 Here we go, coming in hot. 1110 00:41:51,540 --> 00:41:52,774 There you go. 1111 00:41:52,808 --> 00:41:54,109 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1112 00:41:54,142 --> 00:41:55,777 - Sorry. - Hey, Molly. 1113 00:41:55,811 --> 00:41:57,547 Why don't you give the baby monitor to Jeff? 1114 00:41:57,580 --> 00:41:59,449 Well, with the money he makes, 1115 00:41:59,482 --> 00:42:02,218 he's obviously going to be a stay at home dad. 1116 00:42:02,252 --> 00:42:04,153 He might as well get used to it. 1117 00:42:04,187 --> 00:42:06,155 How do how much money he makes? 1118 00:42:06,189 --> 00:42:07,490 I think it's obvious. 1119 00:42:07,523 --> 00:42:09,926 - Yeah, it's pretty obvious. - Yeah. 1120 00:42:11,894 --> 00:42:14,397 I think you're pretty obvious. 1121 00:42:14,430 --> 00:42:15,565 How so? 1122 00:42:15,598 --> 00:42:17,166 Why'd you come here today? 1123 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:18,835 - What? - "What?" 1124 00:42:18,868 --> 00:42:20,246 Did you hear I was going through a divorce 1125 00:42:20,270 --> 00:42:21,904 and you thought you'd swoop in? 1126 00:42:21,938 --> 00:42:23,573 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1127 00:42:23,606 --> 00:42:25,241 Something like that. Yeah, totally. 1128 00:42:25,275 --> 00:42:26,476 You're a little bit too late. 1129 00:42:26,509 --> 00:42:28,378 Yeah, you're telling me. Wow. 1130 00:42:28,411 --> 00:42:29,912 Move fast. 1131 00:42:29,946 --> 00:42:33,082 Yeah, I do. I'm having a good time. 1132 00:42:33,116 --> 00:42:35,261 Maybe there's more to life than just having a good time. 1133 00:42:35,285 --> 00:42:37,287 Is there though? 1134 00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:40,890 That is rich coming from you. Get outta here. 1135 00:42:40,923 --> 00:42:42,292 We all need to grow up sometime. 1136 00:42:42,325 --> 00:42:43,459 Oh, OK. 1137 00:42:43,493 --> 00:42:44,894 And you've grown up? 1138 00:42:44,927 --> 00:42:46,430 Yeah, I have. You can't tell? 1139 00:42:46,463 --> 00:42:47,431 - The beard. - Not really. 1140 00:42:47,464 --> 00:42:48,966 Oh, you're a grown up. 1141 00:42:48,999 --> 00:42:50,243 Grown-ups get married and they... 1142 00:42:50,267 --> 00:42:51,902 Yeah, they do. Some of them do. 1143 00:42:51,935 --> 00:42:53,546 - And some of them get divorced. - Is she OK? 1144 00:42:53,570 --> 00:42:56,907 I'm gonna go take some pictures. 1145 00:42:58,542 --> 00:43:00,577 So that's me in a nutshell. 1146 00:43:00,611 --> 00:43:02,546 You're either into it or you're not. 1147 00:43:02,579 --> 00:43:06,050 We might be too similar. 1148 00:43:06,083 --> 00:43:08,919 You, me in an underground bunker. 1149 00:43:08,952 --> 00:43:11,955 32 year old aspiring witch looking for someone 1150 00:43:11,989 --> 00:43:15,292 to follow the moon with as we commit to civil disobedience, 1151 00:43:15,326 --> 00:43:18,495 plan a government coup and survive the apocalypse. 1152 00:43:18,529 --> 00:43:20,097 Also... brunch. 1153 00:43:20,130 --> 00:43:22,399 Will always be the first to say namaste, 1154 00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:24,268 unless you're a greedy corporate pig, 1155 00:43:24,301 --> 00:43:27,971 then I'd drop kick you and be on my way. 1156 00:43:28,005 --> 00:43:30,107 Have you tried the green bean casserole? 1157 00:43:30,140 --> 00:43:34,045 Mm, I feel like there might be pork in it. 1158 00:43:34,079 --> 00:43:35,246 These organic? 1159 00:43:36,981 --> 00:43:38,083 Maybe. 1160 00:43:38,116 --> 00:43:39,918 I love a woman that can cook. 1161 00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:43,588 I love a woman who loves tomatoes 'cause they got... 1162 00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:45,223 Never mind. 1163 00:43:45,256 --> 00:43:46,124 See, you... 1164 00:43:46,157 --> 00:43:47,292 I'm terrible at... 1165 00:43:47,325 --> 00:43:48,526 I can't do it. 1166 00:43:50,161 --> 00:43:52,330 What time is it? 1167 00:43:52,364 --> 00:43:54,366 Fuck, these are taking too long. 1168 00:43:54,399 --> 00:43:56,000 [Jeff] Huh? 1169 00:43:56,034 --> 00:43:57,478 [Abby] This is gonna push everything back. 1170 00:43:57,502 --> 00:43:59,280 - These are taking too long. - [phone ringing] 1171 00:43:59,304 --> 00:44:00,915 - We need to make space. - There's a phone going here. 1172 00:44:00,939 --> 00:44:02,416 - Is this yours? - What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1173 00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:04,075 - Who is it? - Barb. 1174 00:44:04,109 --> 00:44:05,543 Oh, God. It's my sister. 1175 00:44:05,577 --> 00:44:07,245 Can you just play with this? 1176 00:44:07,278 --> 00:44:09,381 And rearrange some shit so that heats up more. 1177 00:44:09,414 --> 00:44:11,349 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Barb? 1178 00:44:11,383 --> 00:44:13,551 [Anna] When we hit the Georgia state line, 1179 00:44:13,585 --> 00:44:15,453 I just give him a look. 1180 00:44:15,487 --> 00:44:18,156 I undo his belt buckle, then he does his- 1181 00:44:18,189 --> 00:44:20,492 - What is happening? - Barb? 1182 00:44:20,525 --> 00:44:25,197 [Anna] I say, "Fuck me, you big greasy piece of Gabagool." 1183 00:44:25,231 --> 00:44:28,167 Oh, motherfucker. Barb, you fuck face! 1184 00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:31,203 [Anna] And I jerk him off like a jackhammer. 1185 00:44:31,237 --> 00:44:32,338 Oh, my god. 1186 00:44:33,506 --> 00:44:34,940 [Anna] It's so fucking... 1187 00:44:34,974 --> 00:44:36,509 All right, well, I'm hanging up! 1188 00:44:36,542 --> 00:44:39,545 - You're welcome. - Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! 1189 00:44:39,578 --> 00:44:41,456 Yeah, it's more of a lifestyle than anything else 1190 00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:43,249 and so... Are you not even... 1191 00:44:43,282 --> 00:44:45,084 Are you looking... 1192 00:44:45,117 --> 00:44:46,585 Oh. 1193 00:44:46,619 --> 00:44:48,487 Sorry, I didn't want to interrupt your view. 1194 00:44:48,521 --> 00:44:53,125 I think you're a fool if you don't give him a chance. 1195 00:44:53,159 --> 00:44:54,493 [scoffs] 1196 00:44:54,527 --> 00:44:57,363 Well, if you won't have him, I will. 1197 00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,068 This is, this is... 1198 00:45:03,102 --> 00:45:04,003 I wrote this. 1199 00:45:04,036 --> 00:45:05,104 You wrote this one? 1200 00:45:05,137 --> 00:45:06,238 Gunnar. 1201 00:45:07,573 --> 00:45:09,008 You want to dance? 1202 00:45:09,041 --> 00:45:10,477 [upbeat Latin music] 1203 00:45:10,510 --> 00:45:11,545 Of course. 1204 00:45:11,578 --> 00:45:12,578 Excuse me. 1205 00:45:15,048 --> 00:45:16,082 Oh... 1206 00:45:16,751 --> 00:45:18,185 Ooh. 1207 00:45:21,221 --> 00:45:22,355 Ready? 1208 00:45:24,324 --> 00:45:26,593 [laughing] 1209 00:45:28,796 --> 00:45:30,530 Ooh. 1210 00:45:30,564 --> 00:45:33,733 OK. I think I'm gonna go check on the baby. 1211 00:45:33,768 --> 00:45:36,136 OK, this is done. 1212 00:45:36,169 --> 00:45:37,671 Yep. This too. 1213 00:45:37,704 --> 00:45:39,639 OK, so we need to get out everything that's done 1214 00:45:39,673 --> 00:45:41,718 and then put those in and then we gotta crank up the oven. 1215 00:45:41,742 --> 00:45:43,343 Will that not just dry everything out? 1216 00:45:43,376 --> 00:45:44,587 Well, what other option do we have? 1217 00:45:44,611 --> 00:45:46,613 [groaning] 1218 00:45:46,646 --> 00:45:47,681 Oh, God. 1219 00:45:47,714 --> 00:45:48,682 OK, nice. 1220 00:45:48,715 --> 00:45:49,983 Oh, god. 1221 00:45:56,423 --> 00:45:58,693 This is so much fun. 1222 00:45:58,726 --> 00:46:02,798 This is the Thanksgiving of my dreams. 1223 00:46:02,831 --> 00:46:05,433 Hey, can you tell your boyfriend to put a shirt on? 1224 00:46:05,466 --> 00:46:06,501 You tell him. 1225 00:46:06,534 --> 00:46:07,678 I'm gonna go check on the baby. 1226 00:46:07,702 --> 00:46:09,337 Oh, no, no, I wanna come. 1227 00:46:09,370 --> 00:46:13,474 Well, then get your sexy booty upstairs. 1228 00:46:13,508 --> 00:46:15,811 You could come back with a shirt on. 1229 00:46:15,844 --> 00:46:17,678 That'd be a cool thing to do. 1230 00:46:17,712 --> 00:46:20,348 [upbeat music] 1231 00:46:23,384 --> 00:46:27,355 ♪ And then you hear this sound ♪ 1232 00:46:36,765 --> 00:46:40,701 [singing in Spanish] 1233 00:46:51,713 --> 00:46:55,684 ♪ And then you hear this sound ♪ 1234 00:47:18,273 --> 00:47:19,742 - Abby. - [groans] 1235 00:47:19,776 --> 00:47:21,276 Happy Thanksgiving. 1236 00:47:21,310 --> 00:47:23,846 Oh, Happy Thanksgiving, Claire. 1237 00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:28,617 Acai berry tart with a gluten-free chia seed crust. 1238 00:47:30,385 --> 00:47:34,223 Mmm, yum. Mmm. 1239 00:47:34,257 --> 00:47:36,359 I just came to see if there's anything 1240 00:47:36,392 --> 00:47:37,636 - I can do to help. - What's with the scarf? 1241 00:47:37,660 --> 00:47:39,562 Is your hair cold? 1242 00:47:39,596 --> 00:47:41,832 Oh, I forgot. You're a shaman now. 1243 00:47:41,865 --> 00:47:44,667 I actually prefer the term sha-woman. 1244 00:47:44,701 --> 00:47:47,871 Oh. OK. Whatever, Claire. 1245 00:47:47,905 --> 00:47:49,648 You know, Abby, Molly told me you're going through 1246 00:47:49,672 --> 00:47:51,909 - kind of a hard time, yeah? - Mm. 1247 00:47:51,942 --> 00:47:54,711 I just wanna tell you that I am at your service 1248 00:47:54,745 --> 00:47:58,181 all the time in love and gratitude. 1249 00:47:58,214 --> 00:47:59,182 Oh! 1250 00:47:59,215 --> 00:48:01,651 [laughing] 1251 00:48:01,684 --> 00:48:03,586 What's funny? 1252 00:48:03,620 --> 00:48:05,756 Well, I mean, you know. 1253 00:48:06,656 --> 00:48:07,690 Come on. 1254 00:48:07,724 --> 00:48:09,492 Come on what? 1255 00:48:09,525 --> 00:48:12,161 Shamans are from Peru. OK? 1256 00:48:12,195 --> 00:48:14,397 Not San Bernardino. 1257 00:48:14,430 --> 00:48:15,498 What is this? 1258 00:48:15,531 --> 00:48:17,333 Oh, that's cold. Big surprise. 1259 00:48:17,367 --> 00:48:19,302 Fuck. 1260 00:48:19,335 --> 00:48:20,737 Nothing is working. 1261 00:48:20,771 --> 00:48:22,239 Abby. 1262 00:48:22,272 --> 00:48:23,707 Things aren't really working. 1263 00:48:23,742 --> 00:48:27,378 It's good to sort of notice that and hold it 1264 00:48:27,411 --> 00:48:30,381 in your heart and just kind of absorb 1265 00:48:30,414 --> 00:48:32,784 what's that telling you? 1266 00:48:32,817 --> 00:48:34,385 Maybe it's you. 1267 00:48:34,418 --> 00:48:35,754 Oh, is that right? 1268 00:48:35,787 --> 00:48:37,621 [Molly] Hey, Claire. Hi, babe. 1269 00:48:37,655 --> 00:48:38,656 How's it going? 1270 00:48:38,689 --> 00:48:40,324 Oh, hey. Hey, hey. 1271 00:48:40,357 --> 00:48:41,659 Let me guess, you're hungry? 1272 00:48:41,692 --> 00:48:42,894 Yeah, actually. 1273 00:48:42,927 --> 00:48:45,195 - Yeah, I'm starving. - Famished. 1274 00:48:45,229 --> 00:48:47,398 Do you know what she said to me on New Year's Eve? 1275 00:48:47,431 --> 00:48:48,867 - Who? - Maeve. 1276 00:48:48,900 --> 00:48:51,301 - Oh, shit. - She's engaged, by the way. 1277 00:48:51,335 --> 00:48:53,370 Yeah. You know what she said to me? 1278 00:48:53,404 --> 00:48:55,372 After we planned out our whole year together, 1279 00:48:55,406 --> 00:48:57,584 which did not include Claire on Thanksgiving, by the way. 1280 00:48:57,608 --> 00:49:01,345 She said, "I love you to the moon and back." 1281 00:49:01,378 --> 00:49:02,881 Isn't that beautiful? 1282 00:49:02,914 --> 00:49:04,825 - That really is beautiful. - OK, fuck off, Claire. 1283 00:49:04,849 --> 00:49:08,419 Do what the actual distance is between the moon and back? 1284 00:49:08,452 --> 00:49:10,321 Do you? No, you don't. 1285 00:49:10,355 --> 00:49:11,891 Two and a half weeks. 1286 00:49:11,924 --> 00:49:14,359 And that's how much longer we were together. 1287 00:49:14,392 --> 00:49:15,727 You'd think it'd be longer. 1288 00:49:15,761 --> 00:49:17,797 You'd think it would be longer. But it's not. 1289 00:49:17,830 --> 00:49:20,331 And then you find yourself in the kitchen on Thanksgiving 1290 00:49:20,365 --> 00:49:21,967 with everyone breathing down your ass 1291 00:49:22,001 --> 00:49:23,678 about a meal you don't fucking care about anymore, 1292 00:49:23,702 --> 00:49:25,838 while fickle fuck-o Shamumu Claire 1293 00:49:25,871 --> 00:49:28,573 tells you to be thankful your ex got engaged! 1294 00:49:28,606 --> 00:49:30,442 And it takes all your might not to take 1295 00:49:30,475 --> 00:49:33,746 her shitty-looking purple Los Angeles garbage pie 1296 00:49:33,779 --> 00:49:36,749 and punch it right in her asshole! 1297 00:49:38,951 --> 00:49:41,754 [sighs] 1298 00:49:41,787 --> 00:49:43,698 You know I think it might actually be pretty hard 1299 00:49:43,722 --> 00:49:46,959 to punch a tart into someone's asshole. 1300 00:49:46,992 --> 00:49:49,728 You know what? You organized this fucking dinner, Molly. 1301 00:49:49,762 --> 00:49:51,296 This is your crazy house. 1302 00:49:51,329 --> 00:49:54,232 This whole thing is your stupid idea. 1303 00:49:56,869 --> 00:49:58,872 You know what, fuck you, Abby! 1304 00:49:58,905 --> 00:50:00,874 You fucking fuck-o! 1305 00:50:00,907 --> 00:50:02,876 'Cause I've dealt with my anger issues. 1306 00:50:02,909 --> 00:50:04,310 Did you, dude? 1307 00:50:05,045 --> 00:50:06,679 - Huh? - Claire. 1308 00:50:06,712 --> 00:50:09,850 I can't hear you because you bounced. 1309 00:50:09,883 --> 00:50:13,619 - You know what? - Like a little bitch. 1310 00:50:13,652 --> 00:50:18,324 All right? But I'm still here, ready to go. 1311 00:50:18,357 --> 00:50:20,726 I think she's probably gone, Claire. 1312 00:50:20,761 --> 00:50:26,465 I'm gonna ask that you don't step to me in the future. 1313 00:50:26,499 --> 00:50:29,735 I think just, she's going through a hard time. 1314 00:50:29,770 --> 00:50:32,005 Don't take it personally. 1315 00:50:32,038 --> 00:50:33,739 Yeah. I'm sorry. 1316 00:50:35,075 --> 00:50:37,643 I forgot about the universe. 1317 00:50:38,745 --> 00:50:40,412 It's OK. 1318 00:50:40,446 --> 00:50:43,917 We all forget about the universe sometimes. 1319 00:50:43,950 --> 00:50:46,788 Well, I think we got this, right? 1320 00:50:46,821 --> 00:50:48,722 - We can figure this out. - Yup. 1321 00:50:48,756 --> 00:50:49,757 - Yup. - Totally. 1322 00:50:49,791 --> 00:50:51,893 - It's just food. - Yeah, OK. 1323 00:50:51,926 --> 00:50:54,561 All right. Let's... Jeff? 1324 00:50:54,594 --> 00:50:56,363 - Yeah? - What's in here? 1325 00:50:56,396 --> 00:50:58,341 Figure what that is, what needs to happen with that. 1326 00:50:58,365 --> 00:50:59,801 I'll just... That's hot. 1327 00:50:59,834 --> 00:51:01,701 - You OK? - This pie looks great. 1328 00:51:01,735 --> 00:51:03,037 - It really does. - Thank you. 1329 00:51:03,070 --> 00:51:04,772 I would never shove it up your ass. 1330 00:51:06,908 --> 00:51:08,475 [knocking at door] 1331 00:51:08,508 --> 00:51:10,812 - Yeah? - [Lauren] Ab. 1332 00:51:10,845 --> 00:51:12,947 You know you can come in. 1333 00:51:14,782 --> 00:51:18,718 Hey. What's going on? 1334 00:51:18,753 --> 00:51:22,689 [sighs] Well, I haven't made out with anyone yet this whole year 1335 00:51:22,722 --> 00:51:26,093 and she's engaged to a fucking daddy dyke already? 1336 00:51:26,127 --> 00:51:28,395 Was I not man enough for her? 1337 00:51:28,428 --> 00:51:31,598 Oh, sweetheart. Come here. 1338 00:51:33,969 --> 00:51:37,940 Wait. You haven't made out with anyone all year? 1339 00:51:37,973 --> 00:51:42,110 - No. - Yeah, is that bad? 1340 00:51:42,144 --> 00:51:45,747 - No. - I mean, I can't just walk up to someone 1341 00:51:45,781 --> 00:51:46,915 on the street all... 1342 00:51:46,949 --> 00:51:49,084 You know, I'm just not ready. 1343 00:51:49,117 --> 00:51:50,618 Yeah. 1344 00:51:50,651 --> 00:51:51,854 OK, come here. 1345 00:51:51,887 --> 00:51:53,789 - OK. - Oh, OK. 1346 00:51:59,660 --> 00:52:00,863 There you go. 1347 00:52:00,896 --> 00:52:03,531 Now you've made out with someone. 1348 00:52:03,564 --> 00:52:05,000 What is that? Lemongrass? 1349 00:52:05,033 --> 00:52:06,802 Mm. I don't know. 1350 00:52:06,835 --> 00:52:08,569 Oh, that's good. 1351 00:52:09,204 --> 00:52:12,040 [upbeat music] 1352 00:52:12,074 --> 00:52:13,809 I had so much rage, 1353 00:52:13,842 --> 00:52:17,079 I had to do silent meditation for about two years. 1354 00:52:17,112 --> 00:52:19,513 - Didn't say a word. - Wow. 1355 00:52:19,547 --> 00:52:21,885 And I was shaking for the first year. 1356 00:52:21,918 --> 00:52:23,753 Yeah, I gotta do it. 1357 00:52:23,786 --> 00:52:25,831 I had a couple of hemorrhoids last year come back again. 1358 00:52:25,855 --> 00:52:28,724 You know, knock, knock, hemorrhoids are back. 1359 00:52:28,758 --> 00:52:30,559 It's just 'cause my anger's been bubbling up 1360 00:52:30,592 --> 00:52:31,837 and those things have been bubbling out. 1361 00:52:31,861 --> 00:52:33,796 Does this look vegan to you? 1362 00:52:33,830 --> 00:52:34,898 No idea. 1363 00:52:36,498 --> 00:52:37,834 It doesn't smell vegan. 1364 00:52:37,867 --> 00:52:39,202 'Cause it smells good? 1365 00:52:39,235 --> 00:52:41,070 Yeah. So, maybe that's a vegan gamble. 1366 00:52:41,104 --> 00:52:43,639 I'll put a little bow on it. 1367 00:52:43,672 --> 00:52:47,043 Yeah. All right, so basically anything with a bow 1368 00:52:47,076 --> 00:52:49,879 or a cork in it is a vegan gamble. 1369 00:52:49,913 --> 00:52:52,714 Anything with chopstick in it is pure vegan, 1370 00:52:52,749 --> 00:52:55,617 and anything with some almonds on top is vegetarian. 1371 00:52:55,651 --> 00:52:56,953 Everything else is delicious. 1372 00:52:56,986 --> 00:52:59,022 All right. Dinner is served. 1373 00:52:59,055 --> 00:53:00,924 - Right on. - OK. 1374 00:53:05,929 --> 00:53:07,096 Lauren! 1375 00:53:10,234 --> 00:53:12,169 All right, just put it... 1376 00:53:12,202 --> 00:53:14,604 - Oh, you got the... - Hi. 1377 00:53:14,637 --> 00:53:15,849 Sorry, I'm just gonna put this down here. 1378 00:53:15,873 --> 00:53:17,573 Huh, Rick's thick sweet potatoes. 1379 00:53:17,607 --> 00:53:18,909 - Great. - Molly? 1380 00:53:18,943 --> 00:53:20,053 - Yeah? - Where do you want the turkey? 1381 00:53:20,077 --> 00:53:21,511 You can just put it here. 1382 00:53:21,544 --> 00:53:22,588 - It's a good spot. - Is this good? 1383 00:53:22,612 --> 00:53:23,914 Yeah, here. Got it? 1384 00:53:23,948 --> 00:53:25,816 [Jeff] Yeah. Yeah. 1385 00:53:25,849 --> 00:53:27,885 I love that. I love that. 1386 00:53:27,918 --> 00:53:29,920 - Look at that. - Where are you sitting? 1387 00:53:29,954 --> 00:53:32,022 I guess sort of here so I can run 1388 00:53:32,056 --> 00:53:33,623 in and out of the kitchen, yeah. 1389 00:53:33,656 --> 00:53:34,792 That's good. 1390 00:53:34,825 --> 00:53:35,759 - Oh! - What else do we need? 1391 00:53:35,793 --> 00:53:37,627 Sorry, I was gonna... 1392 00:53:37,660 --> 00:53:39,039 There wasn't a good time, so I was gonna give you these. 1393 00:53:39,063 --> 00:53:42,199 I made these for us to just remember the day by. 1394 00:53:42,232 --> 00:53:43,599 That's you. 1395 00:53:43,633 --> 00:53:44,710 - That's me. - Oh it's sweet. 1396 00:53:44,734 --> 00:53:46,036 I just wanted to be romantic. 1397 00:53:46,070 --> 00:53:47,503 But you, I mean, it doesn't mean... 1398 00:53:47,537 --> 00:53:48,777 I mean, if you wanna frame them 1399 00:53:48,806 --> 00:53:49,916 you can do whatever you want. 1400 00:53:49,940 --> 00:53:51,641 - OK, thanks. - That's it. 1401 00:53:51,674 --> 00:53:53,086 I didn't draw Eden. I didn't think that... Yeah. 1402 00:53:53,110 --> 00:53:55,511 - They're for you. - Thank you. 1403 00:53:55,545 --> 00:53:57,949 Hey, let's get some liquor out here, huh? 1404 00:53:57,983 --> 00:53:59,150 Yeah. 1405 00:54:01,987 --> 00:54:02,854 Mommy. 1406 00:54:02,887 --> 00:54:03,888 Oh my god. 1407 00:54:03,922 --> 00:54:05,556 - Hi, Lilly. - Oh! 1408 00:54:05,589 --> 00:54:07,926 Hey. Hey, hey, squirt. What's going on? 1409 00:54:07,959 --> 00:54:10,594 Mommy, what are you doing? 1410 00:54:11,997 --> 00:54:13,664 Is dinner ready? 1411 00:54:13,697 --> 00:54:15,566 What are you doing? 1412 00:54:18,669 --> 00:54:20,939 I'm helping Aunt Abby feel better. 1413 00:54:20,972 --> 00:54:22,740 What's wrong Aunt Abby? 1414 00:54:22,774 --> 00:54:24,776 Well, Lilly, I was sad, 1415 00:54:24,809 --> 00:54:28,246 but not anymore because Mommy helped me so much. 1416 00:54:28,279 --> 00:54:30,782 Why were you sad? 1417 00:54:30,815 --> 00:54:35,153 Well, I just found out that an ex-sweetheart of mine 1418 00:54:36,821 --> 00:54:38,622 is marrying a daddy dy... 1419 00:54:38,655 --> 00:54:40,759 - Person. - Person. 1420 00:54:40,792 --> 00:54:42,927 And that made me very sad. 1421 00:54:42,961 --> 00:54:46,799 And so Mommy made Aunt Abby feel better. 1422 00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:49,335 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 1423 00:54:49,368 --> 00:54:53,806 Because... Because kisses make people feel better. 1424 00:54:53,839 --> 00:54:56,275 [Abby] Yes, they do. They sure do. 1425 00:54:56,308 --> 00:54:58,610 What's going on? 1426 00:54:58,643 --> 00:55:01,080 Mommy was making Aunt Abby feel better. 1427 00:55:01,113 --> 00:55:02,815 Oh, God. OK. 1428 00:55:02,848 --> 00:55:04,083 Oh, really? 1429 00:55:04,116 --> 00:55:05,951 And how was she doing that? 1430 00:55:05,985 --> 00:55:09,255 [kissing sounds] 1431 00:55:09,288 --> 00:55:11,857 Lilly, honey, why don't you go sit with your brother? 1432 00:55:11,891 --> 00:55:13,125 I'll be there in a second. 1433 00:55:13,159 --> 00:55:14,860 - OK. - OK. 1434 00:55:17,897 --> 00:55:19,231 Ladies. 1435 00:55:19,265 --> 00:55:21,267 - Well, well, well. - [Abby] Dan, listen. 1436 00:55:21,300 --> 00:55:22,634 Listen to what? 1437 00:55:22,667 --> 00:55:24,669 - I am sorry. - OK, yes you are. 1438 00:55:24,702 --> 00:55:27,940 Yet, yet we weren't really making out at all. 1439 00:55:27,973 --> 00:55:29,375 Oh. 1440 00:55:29,408 --> 00:55:31,210 I mean, we were making out a little bit, 1441 00:55:31,243 --> 00:55:33,780 but in a different... Like she felt very safe to me. 1442 00:55:33,814 --> 00:55:35,882 My wife felt safe to you? 1443 00:55:35,916 --> 00:55:37,818 Can I just... Can I talk to him for a second? 1444 00:55:37,851 --> 00:55:40,653 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna leave you guys alone. 1445 00:55:40,686 --> 00:55:42,289 You're great. I love you though. 1446 00:55:42,322 --> 00:55:44,657 - Well, we don't need... - We're good, right? 1447 00:55:44,690 --> 00:55:45,835 We don't need no more love from you. 1448 00:55:45,859 --> 00:55:48,128 All right? You gave us enough love. 1449 00:55:50,797 --> 00:55:53,200 Who's gonna carve this turkey? 1450 00:55:53,233 --> 00:55:54,301 - Oh. - Oh. 1451 00:55:54,334 --> 00:55:55,902 - [Rick] No? - Do you... 1452 00:55:55,936 --> 00:55:59,005 Well, maybe Molly should carve the turkey. 1453 00:55:59,039 --> 00:56:02,275 You know, in the name of feminism. 1454 00:56:02,309 --> 00:56:03,844 Oh, that's sweet. 1455 00:56:03,877 --> 00:56:06,246 But I don't know how to carve a turkey, 1456 00:56:06,279 --> 00:56:07,881 so, anyone go for it. 1457 00:56:07,914 --> 00:56:09,392 You know, I'd love to carve the turkey. 1458 00:56:09,416 --> 00:56:11,051 - Is that OK? - Yes. 1459 00:56:11,084 --> 00:56:12,718 Please. 1460 00:56:12,752 --> 00:56:14,397 I like a man who knows how to handle his turkey. 1461 00:56:14,421 --> 00:56:17,023 Well then you should see what I can do with my turkey. 1462 00:56:17,057 --> 00:56:18,859 - Right? - Right. 1463 00:56:18,892 --> 00:56:20,393 Who's gonna lead us in a blessing? 1464 00:56:20,427 --> 00:56:22,196 - I can. - Yeah. 1465 00:56:22,230 --> 00:56:23,831 Bless that food for Jesus. 1466 00:56:23,865 --> 00:56:26,400 OK, so you pray and I'll carve after that. 1467 00:56:26,434 --> 00:56:29,736 This will be a non-denominational spiritual blessing. 1468 00:56:29,770 --> 00:56:32,306 This is so beautiful. 1469 00:56:32,340 --> 00:56:36,210 The people, the temperature, the air. 1470 00:56:36,244 --> 00:56:38,179 Bless this lettuce. 1471 00:56:38,212 --> 00:56:43,184 This is such nice fresh, probably from the farmer's market. 1472 00:56:43,217 --> 00:56:45,685 The green beans also... 1473 00:56:45,719 --> 00:56:47,355 Yeah. Those are sweet. 1474 00:56:47,388 --> 00:56:49,824 They are in season. Bless this vegetable medley. 1475 00:56:49,857 --> 00:56:52,226 I see baby carrots. Hi, guys. 1476 00:56:52,260 --> 00:56:53,828 All my friends are in here. 1477 00:56:53,861 --> 00:56:55,029 Lima beans. 1478 00:56:56,097 --> 00:56:57,365 Mm, green peas. 1479 00:56:58,933 --> 00:57:02,069 Sorry, I'm having a repressed memory. 1480 00:57:03,871 --> 00:57:06,908 Bless you guys and bless all of us for being here. 1481 00:57:06,941 --> 00:57:10,812 I know a lot of us probably come from broken families. 1482 00:57:10,846 --> 00:57:11,947 I do. 1483 00:57:13,982 --> 00:57:15,384 Thank you. 1484 00:57:15,417 --> 00:57:18,287 I have never spent Thanksgiving with other people. 1485 00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:19,788 So thank you. 1486 00:57:19,821 --> 00:57:21,223 I feel really blessed to be here, 1487 00:57:21,256 --> 00:57:25,160 and thank you so much, hostess, and host. 1488 00:57:25,194 --> 00:57:26,428 [coughing] 1489 00:57:26,461 --> 00:57:27,362 Thank you. 1490 00:57:27,396 --> 00:57:28,263 Thank you. 1491 00:57:28,297 --> 00:57:29,298 Thank you, Jesus. 1492 00:57:29,331 --> 00:57:30,832 [Gunnar] Amen, all right. 1493 00:57:30,866 --> 00:57:32,234 [Rick] Amen to heaven above. 1494 00:57:32,267 --> 00:57:34,169 - [Gunnar] Here we go. - [Rick] Let's eat. 1495 00:57:34,203 --> 00:57:36,147 Is it OK that we're starting without the rest of the guys? 1496 00:57:36,171 --> 00:57:38,073 Yeah, it's OK. Let's just enjoy it. 1497 00:57:38,106 --> 00:57:40,108 They'll be out in a minute. 1498 00:57:40,142 --> 00:57:41,276 We talked about this. 1499 00:57:41,310 --> 00:57:42,878 You said you didn't mind. 1500 00:57:42,911 --> 00:57:44,189 Well, I thought I was gonna be there. 1501 00:57:44,213 --> 00:57:45,881 [Lauren] Well, we didn't say that. 1502 00:57:45,914 --> 00:57:47,282 Well I definitely didn't think 1503 00:57:47,316 --> 00:57:48,359 our goddamn daughter was gonna be there. 1504 00:57:48,383 --> 00:57:50,419 Yeah, but she's like tiny. 1505 00:57:50,452 --> 00:57:51,987 What do you mean? 1506 00:57:52,020 --> 00:57:53,522 I can't wait until she gets to school 1507 00:57:53,555 --> 00:57:55,524 and start making motherfuckers feel better then. 1508 00:57:55,557 --> 00:57:56,993 Oh, come on now. 1509 00:57:57,026 --> 00:57:58,061 Don't be angry. 1510 00:57:58,094 --> 00:57:59,796 - Come on, Daddy. - Look, man. 1511 00:57:59,829 --> 00:58:02,832 Don't. All right? I'm upset. 1512 00:58:02,865 --> 00:58:05,235 I'm a little turned on, but I'm upset. 1513 00:58:05,268 --> 00:58:06,903 Stop. No, no. 1514 00:58:06,936 --> 00:58:08,504 [glass smashes] 1515 00:58:08,538 --> 00:58:09,939 Geez. 1516 00:58:09,973 --> 00:58:12,141 Oh! [laughing] 1517 00:58:12,175 --> 00:58:14,043 OK. I'm obviously drunk. 1518 00:58:14,077 --> 00:58:17,013 And probably a few other things. 1519 00:58:17,046 --> 00:58:19,215 I wanna talk about this with you, I really do. 1520 00:58:19,249 --> 00:58:22,385 I wanna talk about feelings and boundaries. 1521 00:58:22,418 --> 00:58:24,787 - OK. - And feelings. 1522 00:58:24,821 --> 00:58:25,555 OK. 1523 00:58:25,588 --> 00:58:26,956 But right now... 1524 00:58:26,990 --> 00:58:28,791 - OK. - I need to sit down. 1525 00:58:28,825 --> 00:58:30,193 [groaning] 1526 00:58:30,226 --> 00:58:31,427 [Dan] OK. 1527 00:58:32,929 --> 00:58:35,064 This ground is so hard. 1528 00:58:36,366 --> 00:58:38,268 This is motherfuckin'... 1529 00:58:38,301 --> 00:58:42,105 [Lauren] Oh, it's like made out of stone or something. 1530 00:58:42,138 --> 00:58:47,177 - [slow melodic music] - [sighs] 1531 00:58:49,913 --> 00:58:50,914 Oh, screw it. 1532 00:58:58,956 --> 00:59:01,558 How do you like me now, Claire? 1533 00:59:02,493 --> 00:59:04,862 I'll step to you all day. 1534 00:59:15,572 --> 00:59:18,309 [commentator] For the blitz that he knows is coming. 1535 00:59:18,342 --> 00:59:21,178 And it is! He's through! 1536 00:59:21,211 --> 00:59:25,182 He caught him mapping and now it's another open field ahead. 1537 00:59:25,215 --> 00:59:28,018 35... 40... What a block! 1538 00:59:29,253 --> 00:59:32,356 [indistinct chatter] 1539 00:59:35,327 --> 00:59:37,629 You just wait until Christmas. 1540 00:59:37,662 --> 00:59:42,000 I promise you. You bet your black ass I'm gonna flip Christmas on its ass. 1541 00:59:42,033 --> 00:59:45,337 Yes, I am. That X in Christmas, watch what I do with that X. 1542 00:59:47,539 --> 00:59:49,874 - Let's eat. - Let's eat. 1543 00:59:49,908 --> 00:59:53,278 They say that salsa is all in the hips, 1544 00:59:53,311 --> 00:59:55,513 but I think it is in the pelvis. 1545 00:59:55,547 --> 00:59:57,015 Why don't you just say genitals. 1546 00:59:57,048 --> 00:59:58,416 We all know that's what you mean. 1547 00:59:58,450 --> 01:00:01,286 Well, if anyone at this table has ever made love 1548 01:00:01,319 --> 01:00:03,021 to a man who can salsa, 1549 01:00:03,054 --> 01:00:05,156 they know exactly what I'm talking about. 1550 01:00:05,190 --> 01:00:06,891 I know exactly what you're talking about. 1551 01:00:06,925 --> 01:00:08,626 - [Helen] Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 1552 01:00:08,660 --> 01:00:10,462 Well, I can't salsa, OK? 1553 01:00:10,495 --> 01:00:12,573 But I have never had any complaints in that department. 1554 01:00:12,597 --> 01:00:15,333 None that you know of. 1555 01:00:15,367 --> 01:00:18,002 - Can someone pass the wine? - Oh, really? 1556 01:00:18,036 --> 01:00:19,971 - Yeah, really. - What do you mean? 1557 01:00:20,004 --> 01:00:21,974 Remember that real serious face you used to make? 1558 01:00:22,007 --> 01:00:23,342 Oh, come on. 1559 01:00:23,376 --> 01:00:26,379 That's how I knew you were connecting. 1560 01:00:26,412 --> 01:00:29,081 Hey, Brianne, would you mind passing the wine? 1561 01:00:29,115 --> 01:00:31,917 At least he looked you in the eye. 1562 01:00:31,951 --> 01:00:33,919 Oh, why? You've had a lot of guys who don't 1563 01:00:33,953 --> 01:00:35,321 look you in the eye, Helen? 1564 01:00:35,354 --> 01:00:37,923 Honey, I was sexually active in the 70s. 1565 01:00:37,957 --> 01:00:39,992 You were lucky if they even asked back then. 1566 01:00:40,025 --> 01:00:41,060 [laughing] 1567 01:00:41,093 --> 01:00:42,395 Are you talking about rape? 1568 01:00:42,428 --> 01:00:44,063 Abby, have a drink. 1569 01:00:44,096 --> 01:00:45,631 I would love to, if someone would just 1570 01:00:45,664 --> 01:00:47,199 pass the fucking wine over here. 1571 01:00:47,233 --> 01:00:48,534 Well, thank you, Helen. 1572 01:00:48,567 --> 01:00:50,703 And, by the way, I would have asked. 1573 01:00:50,736 --> 01:00:52,271 You wouldn't have had to. 1574 01:00:52,304 --> 01:00:54,106 - Oh, is that right? - Ooh! 1575 01:00:54,140 --> 01:00:56,475 - You want some turkey? - Oh, yeah! 1576 01:00:56,509 --> 01:00:58,310 - [grunting] - [laughing] 1577 01:00:58,344 --> 01:01:00,379 Should we leave you two alone? 1578 01:01:00,413 --> 01:01:02,548 We were just playing around. 1579 01:01:02,581 --> 01:01:03,682 We're having fun. 1580 01:01:03,716 --> 01:01:05,184 Yeah. 1581 01:01:05,217 --> 01:01:07,219 I think you forgot how to do that. 1582 01:01:07,253 --> 01:01:10,090 Excuse me, I think I am throwing a party here, am I not? 1583 01:01:10,123 --> 01:01:13,026 Well, why don't you act like it, hmm? 1584 01:01:13,059 --> 01:01:14,961 How am I not acting like it? 1585 01:01:14,995 --> 01:01:17,063 You're on baby duty. I totally get it. 1586 01:01:17,097 --> 01:01:18,999 - Thank you. - Not today you don't. 1587 01:01:19,032 --> 01:01:20,667 I'm on baby duty, remember? 1588 01:01:20,700 --> 01:01:22,602 Let's fucking party! 1589 01:01:22,636 --> 01:01:25,005 [cheering] 1590 01:01:25,038 --> 01:01:26,440 [Rick] All right, here we go! 1591 01:01:26,473 --> 01:01:28,041 You know, I gotta tell you, Helen, 1592 01:01:28,074 --> 01:01:29,976 you're a goddamn blast. You guys, I mean, let... 1593 01:01:30,010 --> 01:01:32,979 To Helen, and all that skin she's showing. 1594 01:01:33,013 --> 01:01:34,147 Hey! 1595 01:01:34,181 --> 01:01:36,983 To me being a goddamn blast! 1596 01:01:38,351 --> 01:01:39,286 Oh, yes. 1597 01:01:39,319 --> 01:01:41,655 Shots, party. Vegas. 1598 01:01:41,688 --> 01:01:44,391 - Happy Thanksgiving. - Right on. 1599 01:01:44,424 --> 01:01:46,226 [Claire] Oh, you know what we should do. 1600 01:01:46,259 --> 01:01:47,627 Mmm? 1601 01:01:47,661 --> 01:01:49,229 Everyone at the table should just say 1602 01:01:49,262 --> 01:01:52,566 15 reasons they are thankful. 1603 01:01:52,599 --> 01:01:54,367 What are you grateful for? 1604 01:01:54,401 --> 01:01:55,746 - Oh, shit, he's awake. - [Eden crying] 1605 01:01:55,770 --> 01:01:57,572 Ooh, I got him. I'll take care of him. 1606 01:01:57,605 --> 01:01:59,540 No, it's all right. I got it. 1607 01:01:59,574 --> 01:02:01,084 Or are you just dying to get out of here? 1608 01:02:01,108 --> 01:02:03,177 Yeah, a little bit. 1609 01:02:03,211 --> 01:02:05,012 - Are you sure? - Yes. 1610 01:02:05,046 --> 01:02:06,590 Go back to your very Vegas Thanksgiving. 1611 01:02:06,614 --> 01:02:08,149 I think Helen's gonna be topless soon, 1612 01:02:08,182 --> 01:02:10,651 you don't want to miss that. 1613 01:02:12,453 --> 01:02:14,489 All right, I'll go first. 1614 01:02:14,522 --> 01:02:17,358 I'm thankful for meeting Molly, 1615 01:02:17,391 --> 01:02:19,761 because without that I would have never met 1616 01:02:19,795 --> 01:02:21,462 you beautiful human beings. 1617 01:02:21,496 --> 01:02:23,397 So, thank you, Molly. 1618 01:02:23,431 --> 01:02:25,032 [Helen] Molly. 1619 01:02:25,066 --> 01:02:26,701 That's wonderful. 1620 01:02:26,734 --> 01:02:31,506 I'll go. Um... I myself am thankful for Ayahuasca. 1621 01:02:33,508 --> 01:02:37,378 I was able to do it about nine or 10 times this year, 1622 01:02:37,411 --> 01:02:39,580 and each time was a revelation. 1623 01:02:39,614 --> 01:02:41,182 It's deep. 1624 01:02:41,215 --> 01:02:42,517 It's emotional. 1625 01:02:47,489 --> 01:02:49,691 - Well... - I wasn't done. 1626 01:02:49,725 --> 01:02:53,729 - Oh... - It's also, it's weirdly intellectual. 1627 01:02:53,763 --> 01:02:55,297 'Cause you get in your head 1628 01:02:55,330 --> 01:02:56,641 and you start thinking about things. 1629 01:02:56,665 --> 01:02:58,700 Click, click, click, click, click. 1630 01:02:58,734 --> 01:03:00,035 Different ways. 1631 01:03:02,471 --> 01:03:03,705 And that's it. 1632 01:03:03,739 --> 01:03:05,240 That's great. 1633 01:03:05,274 --> 01:03:08,143 I am thankful for my Cross-Fit gym taking off 1634 01:03:08,176 --> 01:03:10,445 and fucking killing it this year. 1635 01:03:10,479 --> 01:03:12,114 And also that I get to stick my wein 1636 01:03:12,147 --> 01:03:13,850 in the hottest chick in Tustin, California. 1637 01:03:13,883 --> 01:03:15,517 [chuckling] 1638 01:03:15,551 --> 01:03:19,321 I am thankful for Christmas. 1639 01:03:19,354 --> 01:03:21,290 OK, nobody knows what you're talking about. 1640 01:03:21,323 --> 01:03:22,859 Nobody knows what you're talking about. 1641 01:03:22,892 --> 01:03:25,127 - No, I get it. - [Lauren] Sorry, you guys. 1642 01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:26,739 No, it's like a month away. It's just awareness. 1643 01:03:26,763 --> 01:03:28,163 I'm thankful for it too. 1644 01:03:29,498 --> 01:03:32,067 They are killing it today. 1645 01:03:33,136 --> 01:03:34,170 A yummy? 1646 01:03:38,809 --> 01:03:40,076 Yummy! 1647 01:03:41,144 --> 01:03:41,845 That good? 1648 01:03:41,879 --> 01:03:43,814 I made it myself. 1649 01:03:43,847 --> 01:03:46,449 You like my pie. Mm-hmm. 1650 01:03:47,818 --> 01:03:49,118 - Skal! - Skal! 1651 01:03:49,152 --> 01:03:50,587 - Skal! - School? 1652 01:03:50,620 --> 01:03:52,255 - Skal. - Skal. 1653 01:03:52,288 --> 01:03:54,123 What the hell? I love you. 1654 01:03:54,157 --> 01:03:55,124 OK, I love you too. 1655 01:03:55,158 --> 01:03:56,492 - You done? - Yup. 1656 01:03:56,526 --> 01:03:58,494 - Yeah. - All right, 'cause Mama's high. 1657 01:03:58,528 --> 01:03:59,763 I need some lovin' right now. 1658 01:03:59,797 --> 01:04:00,898 [Dan] OK, I got you, baby. 1659 01:04:00,931 --> 01:04:02,131 I got you. 1660 01:04:02,165 --> 01:04:03,366 I need some ice cream. 1661 01:04:03,399 --> 01:04:04,677 I'm gonna get you some ice cream. 1662 01:04:04,701 --> 01:04:06,770 Imma get you some ice cream. 1663 01:04:06,804 --> 01:04:10,506 [Lauren] All right, sweetheart. 1664 01:04:10,540 --> 01:04:11,909 ♪ Hey ♪ 1665 01:04:11,942 --> 01:04:14,577 ♪ Everyone can get love ♪ 1666 01:04:14,611 --> 01:04:17,680 ♪ Everyone can get laid ♪ 1667 01:04:17,714 --> 01:04:22,453 ♪ You know you're up when you find the ones who stay ♪ 1668 01:04:22,486 --> 01:04:24,799 I feel like when I'm there it's like I'm following the moon. 1669 01:04:24,823 --> 01:04:26,590 It's like that's how I feel when I'm there. 1670 01:04:26,624 --> 01:04:28,225 Well, we're always following the moon, 1671 01:04:28,258 --> 01:04:30,594 'cause like we're made of water. 1672 01:04:30,628 --> 01:04:33,464 And the moon is what controls the tides. 1673 01:04:33,497 --> 01:04:35,566 So you don't even have to try to follow the moon. 1674 01:04:35,599 --> 01:04:37,936 It's just leading us around. 1675 01:04:37,969 --> 01:04:39,737 I can't believe that you know that. 1676 01:04:39,771 --> 01:04:41,906 I love how big your hands are. 1677 01:04:41,940 --> 01:04:43,273 Oh my gosh. 1678 01:04:43,307 --> 01:04:44,708 They are pretty big, huh? 1679 01:04:44,742 --> 01:04:47,277 Yeah, but it's so powerful. 1680 01:04:49,848 --> 01:04:51,248 [Fairies] Abby. 1681 01:04:51,281 --> 01:04:52,282 Abby. 1682 01:04:52,316 --> 01:04:54,184 - Abby. - Yo! 1683 01:04:54,218 --> 01:04:55,820 - Abby. - Abby. 1684 01:04:55,854 --> 01:04:56,955 Whoa. 1685 01:04:56,988 --> 01:04:58,689 Who are you guys? 1686 01:04:58,722 --> 01:05:01,759 You can't tell? We're your Fairy Gay Mothers. 1687 01:05:01,793 --> 01:05:03,795 Fairy Gay Mothers? 1688 01:05:04,829 --> 01:05:07,197 Yeah. All the newbies get one. 1689 01:05:07,231 --> 01:05:08,333 Oh. 1690 01:05:08,366 --> 01:05:09,835 Thanks, but I'm not a newbie. 1691 01:05:09,869 --> 01:05:11,804 I've slept with over two women. 1692 01:05:11,837 --> 01:05:13,238 Well... 1693 01:05:13,271 --> 01:05:16,408 - Two, wow. - A lesbian lothario. 1694 01:05:16,441 --> 01:05:17,810 Hmm. I like you guys. 1695 01:05:17,843 --> 01:05:21,212 So you're in your teenage lesbian years. 1696 01:05:21,246 --> 01:05:23,281 We know how awkward that can be. 1697 01:05:23,314 --> 01:05:24,817 Especially in your 30s. 1698 01:05:24,850 --> 01:05:26,451 Most people have houses by then. 1699 01:05:26,484 --> 01:05:28,586 Yeah, I'm content just to have boobs in my bed. 1700 01:05:28,620 --> 01:05:29,922 Oh, that never goes away. 1701 01:05:29,955 --> 01:05:31,395 - Boobs are the best. - We love that. 1702 01:05:31,423 --> 01:05:32,757 So you fell in love with a woman 1703 01:05:32,792 --> 01:05:34,827 who locked you in a closet at a party 1704 01:05:34,860 --> 01:05:36,929 because she didn't like what you were wearing? 1705 01:05:36,962 --> 01:05:38,697 Routine. Par for the course. 1706 01:05:38,730 --> 01:05:40,441 If I had a tool belt for every time that happened. 1707 01:05:40,465 --> 01:05:42,701 And you stayed with her because you loved her? 1708 01:05:42,734 --> 01:05:46,504 Stayed with her because she felt like home. 1709 01:05:47,807 --> 01:05:50,876 Baby girl, you're the home you're looking for. 1710 01:05:50,910 --> 01:05:52,845 You just have to invite others in. 1711 01:05:52,878 --> 01:05:56,950 It doesn't matter if those others are butch, femme. 1712 01:05:56,983 --> 01:05:58,651 A stone top, a cold bottom. 1713 01:05:58,684 --> 01:06:00,954 A dirty Carla, a clean Carla. 1714 01:06:00,987 --> 01:06:02,421 A deep sea diver. 1715 01:06:02,455 --> 01:06:03,556 A clam digger. 1716 01:06:03,589 --> 01:06:05,291 Daddy dyke. Mommy dyke. 1717 01:06:05,324 --> 01:06:07,259 - Baby dyke. - A rug doctor. 1718 01:06:07,293 --> 01:06:09,695 - A DJ. - A European bush woman. 1719 01:06:09,729 --> 01:06:11,765 - A spitting yak. - A cunt runt. 1720 01:06:11,798 --> 01:06:13,675 - [Fairy 2] A dumpster butt. - [Fairy 3] A pussy pioneer. 1721 01:06:13,699 --> 01:06:15,035 With a covered wagon. 1722 01:06:15,068 --> 01:06:17,336 And that home you've been looking for, 1723 01:06:17,369 --> 01:06:20,306 it was inside you all along. 1724 01:06:20,339 --> 01:06:21,775 It was? 1725 01:06:21,808 --> 01:06:22,885 Well, I mean, the 'shrooms helped. 1726 01:06:22,909 --> 01:06:23,877 I mean, come on. 1727 01:06:23,910 --> 01:06:25,277 You're pretty fucked up. 1728 01:06:25,311 --> 01:06:26,545 Ha! 1729 01:06:26,579 --> 01:06:27,948 All you have to do is knock your 1730 01:06:27,981 --> 01:06:31,317 wingtip oxfords together three times, 1731 01:06:31,350 --> 01:06:33,385 - and say... - There's no place... 1732 01:06:33,419 --> 01:06:34,955 - Like home. - Depot. 1733 01:06:34,988 --> 01:06:36,990 - There's no place... - Like home. 1734 01:06:37,023 --> 01:06:38,457 Depot. 1735 01:06:38,491 --> 01:06:39,926 - There's no place... - Like home. 1736 01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:41,061 Depot. 1737 01:06:41,094 --> 01:06:42,963 There's no place like Home Depot. 1738 01:06:42,996 --> 01:06:44,832 There's no place like Home Depot. 1739 01:06:44,866 --> 01:06:47,935 There's no place like Home Depot. 1740 01:06:51,538 --> 01:06:53,440 [upbeat music] 1741 01:06:53,473 --> 01:06:55,076 And you were close to your brother? 1742 01:06:55,109 --> 01:06:56,743 Mm-hm. 1743 01:06:56,778 --> 01:06:58,712 And what's funny is the day he went missing 1744 01:06:58,745 --> 01:07:01,715 is the day I started to find myself. 1745 01:07:01,748 --> 01:07:03,084 Wow. 1746 01:07:03,117 --> 01:07:04,852 And, yeah, do I want him to come back? 1747 01:07:04,886 --> 01:07:06,520 - Yeah. - Yes. 1748 01:07:06,553 --> 01:07:08,655 - Yeah. - And also no. 1749 01:07:08,688 --> 01:07:10,724 The last word we got from... 1750 01:07:10,757 --> 01:07:13,961 [Claire] You just kind of know vo... 1751 01:07:13,995 --> 01:07:15,062 ...cabulary. 1752 01:07:15,897 --> 01:07:16,931 Oh my god. 1753 01:07:16,964 --> 01:07:17,965 So sorry. 1754 01:07:17,999 --> 01:07:19,699 Claire. Sha-woman. 1755 01:07:19,733 --> 01:07:21,102 Sha-woman Claire. 1756 01:07:21,135 --> 01:07:22,837 Listen. Hi. 1757 01:07:22,870 --> 01:07:23,838 Hi, come on in. 1758 01:07:23,871 --> 01:07:25,405 Hi, hi, hi. 1759 01:07:25,438 --> 01:07:28,575 Listen, I have to say, I am so sorry. 1760 01:07:28,608 --> 01:07:31,611 My outburst earlier was not cool. 1761 01:07:31,645 --> 01:07:33,982 Had a little bit of an epiphany 1762 01:07:34,016 --> 01:07:35,851 and I realized that I was wrong. 1763 01:07:35,884 --> 01:07:37,986 I'm sorry. I respect your... 1764 01:07:39,922 --> 01:07:43,391 This. I love this for you. 1765 01:07:43,424 --> 01:07:47,528 Abby, you should never, ever apologize for being, 1766 01:07:47,562 --> 01:07:50,098 just being simply where you are. 1767 01:07:50,132 --> 01:07:50,999 Mm-hm. 1768 01:07:51,033 --> 01:07:52,067 Which is... 1769 01:07:53,135 --> 01:07:55,469 - right here. - Right here. 1770 01:07:55,503 --> 01:07:56,839 Hey. 1771 01:07:57,973 --> 01:08:00,042 Where the miracles happen. 1772 01:08:01,609 --> 01:08:04,079 I'm just saying your timing is interesting. 1773 01:08:04,112 --> 01:08:06,647 What is so interesting about wanting 1774 01:08:06,681 --> 01:08:09,051 to spend time with my daughter and my grandson? 1775 01:08:09,084 --> 01:08:10,986 Where's Silverio? 1776 01:08:12,187 --> 01:08:13,822 At home. Why? 1777 01:08:13,856 --> 01:08:15,924 Why isn't he here with you? 1778 01:08:15,958 --> 01:08:19,694 You're in trouble again, aren't you? 1779 01:08:19,727 --> 01:08:22,031 Well, just because I'm getting a divorce 1780 01:08:22,065 --> 01:08:23,766 doesn't mean that I am in trouble. 1781 01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:25,667 Oh! 1782 01:08:25,701 --> 01:08:27,012 It just means that I no longer want to drive around Europe 1783 01:08:27,036 --> 01:08:28,704 - on a food truck. - Bingo. 1784 01:08:28,737 --> 01:08:32,809 I knew it. I knew you weren't here for us. 1785 01:08:32,842 --> 01:08:35,011 Your feet are getting big. 1786 01:08:35,044 --> 01:08:36,145 Yeah, they are. 1787 01:08:36,179 --> 01:08:37,546 You have bigger feet. 1788 01:08:37,579 --> 01:08:39,715 - Ooh! - Mom! 1789 01:08:39,748 --> 01:08:41,885 [Dan] Whoa, whoa, not too close to mommy's face. 1790 01:08:41,918 --> 01:08:44,187 Are you able to do... 1791 01:08:44,220 --> 01:08:45,754 [Dan] Watch yourself. 1792 01:08:45,788 --> 01:08:47,489 Does she make it? 1793 01:08:48,992 --> 01:08:51,727 [Eden crying] 1794 01:08:52,962 --> 01:08:54,797 Hey, little man. 1795 01:08:54,831 --> 01:08:55,999 What's going on? 1796 01:08:57,800 --> 01:08:58,902 Oh, you sad? 1797 01:09:00,069 --> 01:09:03,907 Oh, Eden. Oh, yeah. 1798 01:09:03,940 --> 01:09:06,175 Society's gonna try to make you conform 1799 01:09:06,209 --> 01:09:08,846 to all of its crazy messed up standards 1800 01:09:08,879 --> 01:09:12,950 because society is up women's asses. 1801 01:09:12,983 --> 01:09:15,953 I mean, society is just up inside our assholes. 1802 01:09:15,986 --> 01:09:17,453 Don't be sad. 1803 01:09:17,487 --> 01:09:18,822 Hey, hey, hey. 1804 01:09:18,856 --> 01:09:22,558 Look... Look. 1805 01:09:22,592 --> 01:09:26,529 Eden. Eden, smile. 1806 01:09:26,562 --> 01:09:28,598 Telling us what to do and what to think 1807 01:09:28,631 --> 01:09:30,134 and how to be and what to say 1808 01:09:30,167 --> 01:09:32,669 and how come your nails aren't long enough 1809 01:09:32,702 --> 01:09:34,238 and how come your head isn't laid down 1810 01:09:34,271 --> 01:09:35,839 and your hair ain't there, 1811 01:09:35,873 --> 01:09:37,217 but let me tell you something right now. 1812 01:09:37,241 --> 01:09:39,009 You live your life the way you want to. 1813 01:09:39,043 --> 01:09:41,544 And you're a strong Black woman. 1814 01:09:41,577 --> 01:09:44,248 And don't take no mess 'cause who run the world? 1815 01:09:44,281 --> 01:09:46,749 - Girls. - OK, Mommy. 1816 01:09:48,751 --> 01:09:52,588 Thank you for that wonderful holiday story. 1817 01:09:52,622 --> 01:09:53,891 It was really nice. 1818 01:09:53,924 --> 01:09:56,161 Say Papa. 1819 01:09:56,194 --> 01:09:59,730 [camera shutter clicks] 1820 01:10:01,967 --> 01:10:03,500 Shh-shh. 1821 01:10:03,534 --> 01:10:05,602 [suckling sounds] 1822 01:10:05,636 --> 01:10:07,906 [groans] Whoa. 1823 01:10:09,274 --> 01:10:10,507 Whoa, OK. 1824 01:10:17,548 --> 01:10:19,117 What are you doing? 1825 01:10:19,985 --> 01:10:22,220 He just latched on. 1826 01:10:22,253 --> 01:10:25,991 And you know, I didn't wanna embarrass him or anything. 1827 01:10:26,024 --> 01:10:27,624 [crying] 1828 01:10:27,658 --> 01:10:29,027 Shh-shh-shh-shh. 1829 01:10:29,060 --> 01:10:29,928 That's OK. 1830 01:10:29,961 --> 01:10:30,895 [Molly] Jeff. 1831 01:10:30,929 --> 01:10:31,930 Yeah. 1832 01:10:31,963 --> 01:10:32,897 Can I have him, please? 1833 01:10:32,931 --> 01:10:34,899 Yeah, sure. Here. 1834 01:10:34,933 --> 01:10:36,768 - No worries. - OK. 1835 01:10:41,672 --> 01:10:43,108 I think I'm gonna put him down. 1836 01:10:43,141 --> 01:10:45,077 Yeah, cool. Cool. 1837 01:10:47,780 --> 01:10:50,648 Do you mind if I just get a moment with him? 1838 01:10:50,682 --> 01:10:53,052 Oh, my god, yes, of course, darling. Go ahead. 1839 01:10:55,154 --> 01:10:56,889 I will see you downstairs. 1840 01:10:56,922 --> 01:10:57,957 OK. 1841 01:10:57,990 --> 01:10:59,191 Good night. 1842 01:11:02,294 --> 01:11:03,695 You're OK. 1843 01:11:05,197 --> 01:11:06,731 OK. 1844 01:11:06,765 --> 01:11:08,767 Let's have a little sleep, shall we? 1845 01:11:08,801 --> 01:11:11,003 I love you. I love you. 1846 01:11:18,344 --> 01:11:19,611 Sleeping? 1847 01:11:19,644 --> 01:11:21,613 He will be in a minute. 1848 01:11:21,646 --> 01:11:25,117 Why don't you let me take over now? 1849 01:11:25,151 --> 01:11:28,954 Well, even you can admit I can handle this. 1850 01:11:30,322 --> 01:11:32,859 You know what, I would love that. 1851 01:11:32,893 --> 01:11:33,759 Thank you. 1852 01:11:33,794 --> 01:11:35,128 You are welcome. 1853 01:11:36,830 --> 01:11:39,232 [upbeat music] 1854 01:11:39,266 --> 01:11:40,967 I showed up here tonight, honestly, 1855 01:11:41,001 --> 01:11:43,870 wanting to like talk to a wall. 1856 01:11:43,904 --> 01:11:46,672 Am I better than a wall? 1857 01:11:46,705 --> 01:11:48,607 Honey... 1858 01:11:48,641 --> 01:11:50,777 I just called you honey. 1859 01:11:50,811 --> 01:11:53,080 This is going fast, but I want you to know... 1860 01:11:53,113 --> 01:11:55,015 [inaudible mumbling] 1861 01:11:55,048 --> 01:11:57,017 ♪ You and I ♪ 1862 01:11:57,050 --> 01:12:02,655 ♪ Let's just do it one more time ♪ 1863 01:12:02,688 --> 01:12:04,357 ♪ Let's get high ♪ 1864 01:12:04,391 --> 01:12:05,926 ♪ Let's get high ♪ 1865 01:12:05,959 --> 01:12:08,829 ♪ Live until we die ♪ 1866 01:12:08,862 --> 01:12:10,163 [knocking] 1867 01:12:10,197 --> 01:12:13,033 Hello? 1868 01:12:13,066 --> 01:12:15,001 Oh, is that you, Brianne? 1869 01:12:16,770 --> 01:12:17,971 Hi. 1870 01:12:18,004 --> 01:12:18,905 [Molly] Hi. 1871 01:12:18,939 --> 01:12:20,007 Hi. 1872 01:12:20,842 --> 01:12:21,976 Hello. 1873 01:12:22,009 --> 01:12:23,377 - [Molly] Hello? - Hello. 1874 01:12:23,411 --> 01:12:27,081 OK, I'll go to another bathroom. 1875 01:12:28,783 --> 01:12:31,119 [upbeat music] 1876 01:12:39,994 --> 01:12:42,296 Who the fuck invited all these people? 1877 01:12:42,330 --> 01:12:43,965 Oh... 1878 01:12:43,998 --> 01:12:46,134 And who's the silver fox Helen's talking to? 1879 01:12:46,167 --> 01:12:49,003 I might have texted a couple of people. 1880 01:12:49,036 --> 01:12:50,438 Oh, a couple of people. 1881 01:12:50,471 --> 01:12:53,007 Yeah, people you'd like. 1882 01:12:53,040 --> 01:12:56,277 [sighs] Fuck it. You know what? 1883 01:12:56,310 --> 01:12:57,445 Baby's down for the night, 1884 01:12:57,478 --> 01:12:59,080 Helen says she's watching him, 1885 01:12:59,113 --> 01:13:01,249 so it's momma time. 1886 01:13:01,282 --> 01:13:03,050 - Yeah! - Oh! 1887 01:13:03,084 --> 01:13:04,852 What are you drinking up here? 1888 01:13:04,886 --> 01:13:06,954 Hennessy and ginger. 1889 01:13:06,988 --> 01:13:08,357 There she goes. 1890 01:13:08,390 --> 01:13:09,858 There she goes. 1891 01:13:18,066 --> 01:13:20,235 ♪ Light it up burn it down ♪ 1892 01:13:20,269 --> 01:13:22,070 ♪ Steal the mic feel the crowd ♪ 1893 01:13:22,104 --> 01:13:24,940 ♪ Live it loud ♪ 1894 01:13:34,850 --> 01:13:38,820 ♪ They wanna see you running ♪ 1895 01:13:38,854 --> 01:13:42,723 ♪ It's just coma static ♪ 1896 01:13:42,757 --> 01:13:46,461 ♪ I know you see us coming ♪ 1897 01:13:46,495 --> 01:13:49,932 ♪ The way it doesn't matter ♪ 1898 01:13:49,965 --> 01:13:50,999 ♪ Light it up ♪ 1899 01:13:51,033 --> 01:13:52,067 ♪ Burn it down ♪ 1900 01:13:52,100 --> 01:13:53,135 ♪ Steal the mic ♪ 1901 01:13:53,168 --> 01:13:54,102 ♪ Feel the crowd ♪ 1902 01:13:54,136 --> 01:13:58,107 ♪ Live it loud ♪ 1903 01:13:58,141 --> 01:13:59,142 ♪ Light it up ♪ 1904 01:13:59,175 --> 01:14:00,210 ♪ Burn it down ♪ 1905 01:14:00,243 --> 01:14:01,277 ♪ Steal the mic ♪ 1906 01:14:01,311 --> 01:14:02,245 ♪ Feel the crowd ♪ 1907 01:14:02,278 --> 01:14:06,015 ♪ Live it loud ♪ 1908 01:14:06,049 --> 01:14:08,084 ♪ I feel so rough ♪ 1909 01:14:08,117 --> 01:14:12,021 ♪ Tonight we keep it cool cool cool ♪ 1910 01:14:12,055 --> 01:14:13,755 ♪ All right ♪ 1911 01:14:13,790 --> 01:14:15,925 ♪ It's all love ♪ 1912 01:14:15,959 --> 01:14:20,129 ♪ Tonight we keep it cool cool cool ♪ 1913 01:14:20,163 --> 01:14:21,998 ♪ All right ♪ 1914 01:14:22,031 --> 01:14:23,466 ♪ It's all love ♪ 1915 01:14:23,499 --> 01:14:25,835 [Eden crying] 1916 01:14:25,868 --> 01:14:28,371 ♪ It's all love ♪ 1917 01:14:30,340 --> 01:14:33,109 Really? You said you wanted to watch the baby. 1918 01:14:33,142 --> 01:14:34,410 Don't you hear him crying? 1919 01:14:34,444 --> 01:14:37,113 Sweetheart, that's what babies do. 1920 01:14:37,146 --> 01:14:38,915 - They cry. - Oh. 1921 01:14:38,948 --> 01:14:40,326 I can't get anything right with her. 1922 01:14:40,350 --> 01:14:43,086 I knew this was gonna happen. 1923 01:14:43,119 --> 01:14:44,922 What was that about? 1924 01:14:44,955 --> 01:14:47,291 [Eden crying] 1925 01:14:54,565 --> 01:14:56,400 He's got a rash. 1926 01:14:56,433 --> 01:14:59,036 He must be having an allergic reaction to something. 1927 01:14:59,069 --> 01:15:00,838 I think he's wheezing. 1928 01:15:00,871 --> 01:15:03,140 We should take him to the hospital. 1929 01:15:03,173 --> 01:15:04,375 I'll drive. 1930 01:15:05,876 --> 01:15:07,044 I can't drive. 1931 01:15:07,077 --> 01:15:08,245 Well, then, call a Lyft! 1932 01:15:08,279 --> 01:15:09,913 [Fairy] Dumpster butt. 1933 01:15:09,947 --> 01:15:12,049 Oh my god, Abby! What is wrong with you? 1934 01:15:12,082 --> 01:15:14,351 I need you. Wake up! 1935 01:15:14,385 --> 01:15:15,319 I'm awoke. 1936 01:15:15,352 --> 01:15:17,154 Just can't drive. 1937 01:15:17,187 --> 01:15:18,822 You know what? Never mind. 1938 01:15:18,856 --> 01:15:20,124 Never mind. 1939 01:15:20,157 --> 01:15:21,501 25 minutes for a fucking ambulance. 1940 01:15:21,525 --> 01:15:23,127 Are they out of their minds? 1941 01:15:23,160 --> 01:15:25,162 Well, the Lyft says three minutes away. 1942 01:15:25,195 --> 01:15:26,263 OK. 1943 01:15:26,297 --> 01:15:27,965 He's definitely wheezing, but, 1944 01:15:27,998 --> 01:15:29,376 at least we can hear him breathing, right? 1945 01:15:29,400 --> 01:15:31,068 So that's a good sign. 1946 01:15:31,101 --> 01:15:33,538 He must have eaten something he shouldn't have. 1947 01:15:33,571 --> 01:15:35,006 It's OK. 1948 01:15:35,040 --> 01:15:36,474 Hey can babies... 1949 01:15:37,442 --> 01:15:39,878 He can have pecans, right? 1950 01:15:41,346 --> 01:15:44,115 Did you give him some of your fucking pie? 1951 01:15:44,149 --> 01:15:45,884 Just a... Not a whole piece. 1952 01:15:45,917 --> 01:15:47,285 Just like the tiniest little bit. 1953 01:15:47,319 --> 01:15:49,154 - I'm not an idiot. - Fuck, Abby! 1954 01:15:49,187 --> 01:15:50,555 He must be allergic to pecans. 1955 01:15:50,588 --> 01:15:52,490 Shh-shh. It's OK, it's OK. 1956 01:15:52,524 --> 01:15:54,159 There's nothing OK about this. 1957 01:15:54,192 --> 01:15:56,027 No, I know there's nothing OK about this! 1958 01:15:56,061 --> 01:15:58,263 Everyone knows you don't give babies nuts 1959 01:15:58,296 --> 01:15:59,264 before they're one. 1960 01:15:59,297 --> 01:16:00,565 What were you thinking? 1961 01:16:00,598 --> 01:16:02,534 I didn't realize a pecan was a nut! 1962 01:16:02,567 --> 01:16:06,504 I mean, I... No, I realized it, but like I wasn't thinking. 1963 01:16:06,538 --> 01:16:08,139 Of course you weren't thinking. 1964 01:16:08,173 --> 01:16:10,408 You haven't been thinking for the past year. 1965 01:16:10,442 --> 01:16:12,944 You've just been living in denial about Maeve 1966 01:16:12,977 --> 01:16:14,512 and feeling sorry for yourself. 1967 01:16:14,546 --> 01:16:16,314 You know what? 1968 01:16:16,348 --> 01:16:18,159 You are the one refusing to deal with your truth, not me! 1969 01:16:18,183 --> 01:16:20,886 What do about dealing with your truth? 1970 01:16:20,920 --> 01:16:24,323 You were in the closet until you were fucking 29 years old. 1971 01:16:24,357 --> 01:16:27,259 Well, I'm not the one who wanted to have a party today. 1972 01:16:27,293 --> 01:16:28,327 You were. 1973 01:16:28,361 --> 01:16:30,096 You're going through a divorce. 1974 01:16:30,129 --> 01:16:30,996 Act like it. 1975 01:16:31,030 --> 01:16:32,264 How can I? 1976 01:16:32,298 --> 01:16:33,999 Every time I bring up my divorce, 1977 01:16:34,033 --> 01:16:35,310 you start talking about your breakup 1978 01:16:35,334 --> 01:16:36,578 as if it's the same fucking thing! 1979 01:16:36,602 --> 01:16:37,937 Well, why isn't it? 1980 01:16:37,970 --> 01:16:39,472 I was married for four years! 1981 01:16:39,505 --> 01:16:41,107 So what? 1982 01:16:41,140 --> 01:16:43,542 My husband left me with a five month old! 1983 01:16:43,576 --> 01:16:46,178 And I dated a woman who shaved my head 1984 01:16:46,212 --> 01:16:48,447 in the middle of the night 'cause she saw a gray hair. 1985 01:16:48,481 --> 01:16:50,282 You can't quantify grief. 1986 01:16:50,316 --> 01:16:53,185 Here we go with the lesbian fucking sob story again. 1987 01:16:53,219 --> 01:16:54,420 What are you talking about? 1988 01:16:54,453 --> 01:16:56,155 You know what? Never mind. 1989 01:16:56,188 --> 01:16:57,366 I can't deal with you right now. 1990 01:16:57,390 --> 01:16:59,225 I'm sorry. 1991 01:16:59,258 --> 01:17:01,036 I just can't believe you're saying this to me right now 1992 01:17:01,060 --> 01:17:02,528 when I'm on 'shrooms. 1993 01:17:02,561 --> 01:17:04,096 Your mouth is like... 1994 01:17:04,130 --> 01:17:05,931 It's moving all weird like a puppet 1995 01:17:05,965 --> 01:17:07,333 and it is freaking me out! 1996 01:17:07,366 --> 01:17:09,169 Did it ever occur to you that maybe 1997 01:17:09,202 --> 01:17:12,038 I'm not ready to deal with the pain that I'm feeling? 1998 01:17:12,072 --> 01:17:14,074 And maybe Jeff is just a fucking rebound, 1999 01:17:14,107 --> 01:17:18,612 but it's something that I need right now, OK? 2000 01:17:18,645 --> 01:17:20,347 - Molls? - Fuck. 2001 01:17:22,449 --> 01:17:25,118 You know maybe I didn't wanna spend today with just you 2002 01:17:25,152 --> 01:17:26,629 because I didn't want to listen to you 2003 01:17:26,653 --> 01:17:30,157 bitch about some woman who never loved you. 2004 01:17:30,190 --> 01:17:32,592 I've been listening to it for the whole fucking year. 2005 01:17:32,626 --> 01:17:35,996 I can't do it anymore, Abby! 2006 01:17:36,029 --> 01:17:37,297 OK. 2007 01:17:42,102 --> 01:17:44,070 Abby, what the hell is going on? 2008 01:17:44,104 --> 01:17:45,539 I gave the baby nuts. 2009 01:17:45,572 --> 01:17:47,140 He's having an allergic reaction, 2010 01:17:47,174 --> 01:17:49,476 and Molly has a puppet mouth. 2011 01:17:49,509 --> 01:17:51,111 OK, Molly, wait. 2012 01:17:51,144 --> 01:17:52,712 I'm coming with you. 2013 01:18:08,196 --> 01:18:11,065 Well, this happened at my niece's school. 2014 01:18:11,098 --> 01:18:15,703 One kid went and sat where the other kids would eat nuts. 2015 01:18:15,736 --> 01:18:16,971 He just sat. 2016 01:18:19,073 --> 01:18:20,341 And then he died. 2017 01:18:23,744 --> 01:18:25,480 Help! Help! 2018 01:18:27,148 --> 01:18:28,583 Hello? Hi. 2019 01:18:28,616 --> 01:18:30,051 Excuse me, can somebody help us? 2020 01:18:30,084 --> 01:18:31,486 - We need help please. - Yeah. 2021 01:18:31,519 --> 01:18:33,096 He's having an allergic reaction to nuts. 2022 01:18:33,120 --> 01:18:34,465 - Yeah, he gobbled nuts. - OK, are you his mother? 2023 01:18:34,489 --> 01:18:35,723 - Yes. - Yes. 2024 01:18:35,756 --> 01:18:37,124 Were you there when it happened? 2025 01:18:37,158 --> 01:18:38,159 No, I wasn't. 2026 01:18:39,527 --> 01:18:42,196 Have you been drinking today, ma'am? 2027 01:18:42,230 --> 01:18:45,200 No, I had a little bit of wine, but no. 2028 01:18:45,234 --> 01:18:47,102 All right. Did you bring your insurance card? 2029 01:18:47,135 --> 01:18:48,136 - Yeah. - Did you? 2030 01:18:48,170 --> 01:18:49,071 - Yes. - Yes? 2031 01:18:49,104 --> 01:18:50,138 Yeah, in here. 2032 01:18:50,172 --> 01:18:51,607 - Come on! - Hang on. 2033 01:18:51,640 --> 01:18:53,208 - Relax. - Sorry. 2034 01:18:56,846 --> 01:18:59,448 OK. When you get done with that will you bring me 2035 01:18:59,481 --> 01:19:01,450 two bottles of Pedialyte to room one? 2036 01:19:01,483 --> 01:19:03,118 We're gonna check him out. 2037 01:19:03,151 --> 01:19:04,429 We'll see what the real issue is. 2038 01:19:04,453 --> 01:19:06,188 I just told you what the issue is. 2039 01:19:06,221 --> 01:19:08,156 He had nuts. His throat might close up. 2040 01:19:08,190 --> 01:19:09,491 Can you just check him? 2041 01:19:09,525 --> 01:19:11,093 We will. You said you weren't there. 2042 01:19:11,126 --> 01:19:12,594 We just need to make sure that nobody 2043 01:19:12,628 --> 01:19:15,631 gave him anything else, like drugs or alcohol. 2044 01:19:15,664 --> 01:19:17,366 Nobody gave him drugs or alcohol. 2045 01:19:17,399 --> 01:19:18,500 Well, we don't know that. 2046 01:19:18,534 --> 01:19:19,836 Well, I know that. 2047 01:19:19,869 --> 01:19:21,436 I'm his mother, and I am telling you 2048 01:19:21,470 --> 01:19:22,848 that he didn't have drugs or alcohol. 2049 01:19:22,872 --> 01:19:24,182 He had nuts. Can you just treat him for that? 2050 01:19:24,206 --> 01:19:27,142 OK. Just calm down, follow me. 2051 01:19:27,175 --> 01:19:28,777 I love Thanksgiving. 2052 01:19:32,883 --> 01:19:35,451 She's not a better kisser than me, is she? 2053 01:19:35,485 --> 01:19:37,320 No. No. 2054 01:19:37,353 --> 01:19:41,424 I mean her lips are way softer, but don't worry. 2055 01:19:41,457 --> 01:19:44,828 You're a much better kisser, hon. 2056 01:19:44,862 --> 01:19:47,564 - I can't find the baby. - What? 2057 01:19:58,675 --> 01:20:02,312 [phone ringing outbound] 2058 01:20:04,815 --> 01:20:06,249 [Molly] Hi, this is Molly. 2059 01:20:06,282 --> 01:20:07,650 Leave a message. 2060 01:20:12,622 --> 01:20:16,359 [distant laughter] 2061 01:20:16,392 --> 01:20:18,127 There's no place like Home Depot. 2062 01:20:18,161 --> 01:20:19,272 There's no place like Home Depot. 2063 01:20:19,296 --> 01:20:22,199 There's no place like Home Depot. 2064 01:20:23,701 --> 01:20:26,203 [babbling] 2065 01:20:29,673 --> 01:20:31,876 How are you holding up? 2066 01:20:35,212 --> 01:20:39,683 The battery was almost dead when I found the monitor. 2067 01:20:39,717 --> 01:20:42,620 What if I didn't hear him crying? 2068 01:20:42,653 --> 01:20:47,191 Look, you didn't cross any lines today, in any way. 2069 01:20:49,393 --> 01:20:51,261 He could've died. 2070 01:20:51,295 --> 01:20:54,632 You're doing the best you possibly can. 2071 01:20:57,334 --> 01:20:59,904 Did you mean what you said back at the house 2072 01:20:59,938 --> 01:21:02,339 about me being a rebound? 2073 01:21:09,849 --> 01:21:12,183 I actually did. 2074 01:21:12,217 --> 01:21:14,619 I just, I don't know how great of a partner 2075 01:21:14,653 --> 01:21:17,255 I can be right now, you know? 2076 01:21:17,288 --> 01:21:20,926 I'm sorry. I just... it's been a great two weeks. 2077 01:21:20,960 --> 01:21:22,327 17 days. 2078 01:21:22,360 --> 01:21:23,695 And you're great. 2079 01:21:23,728 --> 01:21:26,899 I'm just not ready for a relationship. 2080 01:21:28,633 --> 01:21:30,970 That's OK. Yeah. 2081 01:21:31,003 --> 01:21:32,237 - I'm so... - [phone ringing] 2082 01:21:32,270 --> 01:21:33,204 Oh, I should get this. 2083 01:21:33,238 --> 01:21:34,305 Yeah. 2084 01:21:34,339 --> 01:21:35,975 Listen, do you want me to stay? 2085 01:21:36,008 --> 01:21:37,509 I can stay. 2086 01:21:37,542 --> 01:21:40,478 It's OK. I've got it. 2087 01:21:40,512 --> 01:21:41,713 OK. 2088 01:21:44,549 --> 01:21:45,985 - Hello? - Oh. 2089 01:21:46,018 --> 01:21:47,920 Hang on. Hang on one second. 2090 01:21:47,953 --> 01:21:51,791 I still you owe you money for the photo booth. 2091 01:21:51,824 --> 01:21:54,192 Oh, don't worry about it. 2092 01:21:55,027 --> 01:21:56,295 Cool. 2093 01:21:56,328 --> 01:21:58,330 - OK. - OK. 2094 01:22:00,466 --> 01:22:01,500 Hey. 2095 01:22:01,534 --> 01:22:05,271 I don't want to alarm you, but, 2096 01:22:05,304 --> 01:22:08,240 Eden is missing and... is he with you? 2097 01:22:08,274 --> 01:22:09,742 We're at the hospital. 2098 01:22:09,775 --> 01:22:11,577 He had an allergic reaction to nuts. 2099 01:22:11,610 --> 01:22:12,946 Oh, thank god. 2100 01:22:12,979 --> 01:22:15,882 Molly and Eden are at the hospital. 2101 01:22:15,916 --> 01:22:17,249 What happened? 2102 01:22:17,283 --> 01:22:18,785 Abby gave him pecans. 2103 01:22:18,819 --> 01:22:20,553 Oh, Jesus Christ. 2104 01:22:20,586 --> 01:22:24,024 Everyone knows you don't give kids nuts. 2105 01:22:24,057 --> 01:22:27,493 Hey. Hey, what's going on? Is he OK? 2106 01:22:27,526 --> 01:22:28,962 I didn't even know you were gone. 2107 01:22:28,995 --> 01:22:30,663 Yeah, he's fine. 2108 01:22:30,696 --> 01:22:32,008 All right, look, I'm gonna come down there, OK? 2109 01:22:32,032 --> 01:22:33,699 Oh, no, honey, it's fine. 2110 01:22:33,733 --> 01:22:35,601 We're probably gonna be out of here real soon. 2111 01:22:35,634 --> 01:22:37,369 All right. 2112 01:22:37,403 --> 01:22:39,438 Well, if you need anything, I'm two minutes away. 2113 01:22:39,472 --> 01:22:41,474 I know. I love you. 2114 01:22:41,507 --> 01:22:43,643 I love you too, hon. 2115 01:22:43,677 --> 01:22:45,813 [sighs] 2116 01:22:46,814 --> 01:22:48,548 You wanna check on the kids? 2117 01:22:48,582 --> 01:22:49,783 Yeah. 2118 01:22:52,352 --> 01:22:53,386 Oof, man. 2119 01:22:53,420 --> 01:22:54,688 [sighs] 2120 01:22:54,721 --> 01:22:57,024 Oh, that was so scary. 2121 01:22:57,058 --> 01:22:59,026 Oh, man. How's she doing? 2122 01:22:59,060 --> 01:23:01,294 - Mm, she seems fine. - Yeah. 2123 01:23:01,328 --> 01:23:03,597 Wow, god, it seems like a lot to go through, you know? 2124 01:23:03,630 --> 01:23:06,299 Oh, I feel very shaken up. 2125 01:23:06,333 --> 01:23:08,602 - Mm, sure. - Thank you. 2126 01:23:09,904 --> 01:23:11,005 This feels nice. 2127 01:23:11,038 --> 01:23:12,874 Of course. Oh! 2128 01:23:12,907 --> 01:23:14,876 Oh, god. Helen, wait. 2129 01:23:14,909 --> 01:23:16,543 Wait... Sorry. 2130 01:23:16,576 --> 01:23:18,813 Helen, hey. I can't do this. 2131 01:23:18,846 --> 01:23:20,580 Why not? 2132 01:23:20,614 --> 01:23:22,950 You're not gonna give me this crap about being old. 2133 01:23:22,984 --> 01:23:25,385 I mean, I can go all night and still make you breakfast. 2134 01:23:25,418 --> 01:23:28,089 Hey, I don't doubt that you make a killer omelet. 2135 01:23:28,122 --> 01:23:30,024 And it's not that you're too old. 2136 01:23:30,057 --> 01:23:32,326 You are a gorgeous woman. 2137 01:23:32,360 --> 01:23:35,596 But, you're Molly's mother. 2138 01:23:35,630 --> 01:23:38,066 Oh, well, I mean, you've seen us fighting. 2139 01:23:38,100 --> 01:23:40,869 We are like sisters. 2140 01:23:40,903 --> 01:23:43,671 I wouldn't sleep with my ex's sister either, Helen. 2141 01:23:43,704 --> 01:23:45,974 Why does Molly get all the fun? 2142 01:23:46,008 --> 01:23:47,943 - All the fun? - Yeah. 2143 01:23:47,976 --> 01:23:50,913 You know she's at the hospital right now with her son. Right? 2144 01:23:50,946 --> 01:23:52,023 And she's going through a divorce. 2145 01:23:52,047 --> 01:23:53,514 That doesn't sound like fun. 2146 01:23:53,548 --> 01:23:55,884 I have gone through five divorces. 2147 01:23:55,918 --> 01:23:58,386 Like Elizabeth Taylor. 2148 01:23:58,419 --> 01:24:01,422 Helen, you're not sisters, OK? 2149 01:24:01,455 --> 01:24:02,825 You're her mother. 2150 01:24:02,858 --> 01:24:04,659 Seems like she could use that right now. 2151 01:24:04,692 --> 01:24:06,028 Know what I mean? 2152 01:24:10,665 --> 01:24:12,733 - Hey. - Hi. 2153 01:24:12,767 --> 01:24:17,005 Well, his tests are fine, but he does have a nut allergy. 2154 01:24:17,039 --> 01:24:19,075 I'm just gonna get a doctor to sign off on him 2155 01:24:19,108 --> 01:24:20,548 and then you guys will be free to go. 2156 01:24:20,576 --> 01:24:21,610 Thank you. 2157 01:24:23,146 --> 01:24:24,981 Pluto Raiders? 2158 01:24:25,014 --> 01:24:26,582 Yeah. 2159 01:24:26,615 --> 01:24:30,086 OK, what was it like working with Streep? 2160 01:24:30,119 --> 01:24:32,021 I mean, come on. 2161 01:24:32,055 --> 01:24:33,857 The best. 2162 01:24:33,890 --> 01:24:35,124 I knew it. 2163 01:24:35,158 --> 01:24:37,526 - OK, he'll be right in. - OK. 2164 01:24:41,597 --> 01:24:43,967 Oh, I love you, my little boy. 2165 01:24:44,000 --> 01:24:45,567 My sweet boy. 2166 01:24:45,601 --> 01:24:49,538 [phone chimes] 2167 01:24:49,571 --> 01:24:54,077 ♪ Tonight we keep it cool cool cool ♪ 2168 01:24:54,110 --> 01:24:55,377 Oh, God. 2169 01:24:57,080 --> 01:25:01,117 ♪ Tonight we keep it cool cool cool ♪ 2170 01:25:01,150 --> 01:25:03,518 ♪ All right ♪ 2171 01:25:03,552 --> 01:25:06,055 ♪ It's all love ♪ 2172 01:25:10,760 --> 01:25:13,463 Abby Barone, I'm here to see Molly and Eden Erickson. 2173 01:25:13,496 --> 01:25:14,899 OK, it's family only. 2174 01:25:14,932 --> 01:25:15,833 Just let me... 2175 01:25:15,866 --> 01:25:17,500 Oh, I am family. 2176 01:25:18,468 --> 01:25:20,503 Oh, I'm not fam... 2177 01:25:20,536 --> 01:25:23,606 Oh, I see. Oh, is it because I'm gay? 2178 01:25:23,640 --> 01:25:26,977 I can't be family with a straight person 'cause I'm gay? 2179 01:25:27,011 --> 01:25:28,846 No. No. 2180 01:25:28,879 --> 01:25:31,081 Do I need to make a viral video for the ACLU? 2181 01:25:31,115 --> 01:25:32,816 Do you want a million hits on that shit? 2182 01:25:32,850 --> 01:25:35,551 - Ma'am. - I'm gonna call GLAAD, the HRC, 2183 01:25:35,585 --> 01:25:37,922 and a thousand Dykes on Bikes are just gonna 2184 01:25:37,955 --> 01:25:39,223 rain down on this fire. 2185 01:25:39,256 --> 01:25:40,523 OK, ma'am. 2186 01:25:40,556 --> 01:25:41,600 It's not 'cause you're gay. 2187 01:25:41,624 --> 01:25:43,160 Just not on the list. 2188 01:25:43,193 --> 01:25:46,130 I'm not on the family list? 2189 01:25:46,163 --> 01:25:49,199 It's fine. She's family. 2190 01:25:52,669 --> 01:25:55,539 Well, rainbow flags for everybody. 2191 01:25:55,572 --> 01:25:56,875 Yeah, ma'am... 2192 01:25:56,908 --> 01:25:59,177 I still need you to fill out the visitor log. 2193 01:25:59,210 --> 01:26:01,046 Oh, OK. 2194 01:26:01,079 --> 01:26:03,181 And, you can go ahead and call Dykes on Bikes 2195 01:26:03,214 --> 01:26:06,684 because my cousin Teresa owes me 45 bucks. 2196 01:26:06,717 --> 01:26:08,585 Well... 2197 01:26:08,619 --> 01:26:10,487 Classic Dyke on a Bike. 2198 01:26:10,521 --> 01:26:11,923 Mm-hmm. 2199 01:26:11,957 --> 01:26:13,258 I know. 2200 01:26:13,291 --> 01:26:14,758 I wanna go too. 2201 01:26:15,860 --> 01:26:19,064 - Hey... - Hey. 2202 01:26:20,231 --> 01:26:21,632 Is he OK? 2203 01:26:22,968 --> 01:26:25,236 Yeah. 2204 01:26:25,270 --> 01:26:27,072 He has a nut allergy. 2205 01:26:27,105 --> 01:26:29,240 Yeah, well, I figured. 2206 01:26:32,210 --> 01:26:34,745 Hi. 2207 01:26:34,778 --> 01:26:35,880 How are you? 2208 01:26:41,618 --> 01:26:42,887 I don't know. 2209 01:26:46,192 --> 01:26:47,893 I should have been with him. 2210 01:26:47,927 --> 01:26:49,061 Oh, God, no. 2211 01:26:49,095 --> 01:26:50,196 Don't do that. 2212 01:26:50,229 --> 01:26:51,797 It was my fault. 2213 01:26:55,301 --> 01:26:57,970 Well, that is true. 2214 01:26:58,004 --> 01:27:00,672 But listen, maybe I needed this. 2215 01:27:02,908 --> 01:27:06,711 I just didn't wanna deal with anything today. 2216 01:27:08,848 --> 01:27:12,151 I was just trying to prove I was OK. 2217 01:27:16,155 --> 01:27:20,092 - I'm not OK. - I know. 2218 01:27:25,197 --> 01:27:28,200 I'm sorry I was shitty to you about Maeve. 2219 01:27:28,234 --> 01:27:29,201 Not, it's... 2220 01:27:29,235 --> 01:27:31,204 You were right. 2221 01:27:31,238 --> 01:27:33,140 She never loved me. 2222 01:27:36,243 --> 01:27:38,211 Yeah, but at least you were brave enough 2223 01:27:38,245 --> 01:27:40,981 to try to have some real intimacy. 2224 01:27:41,014 --> 01:27:45,651 I don't think I've ever been able to do that. 2225 01:27:45,684 --> 01:27:48,121 Michael and I didn't have any real intimacy. 2226 01:27:48,155 --> 01:27:51,690 I was basically just his ornament. 2227 01:27:55,128 --> 01:27:57,297 Maybe I am just a prettiot. 2228 01:27:58,331 --> 01:28:01,667 You're not that pretty. 2229 01:28:01,700 --> 01:28:04,037 You know you're actually prettier on the inside 2230 01:28:04,071 --> 01:28:05,972 than you are on the outside. 2231 01:28:06,006 --> 01:28:08,241 That is fucking infuriating. 2232 01:28:10,110 --> 01:28:12,279 Babe, you're a great catch. 2233 01:28:12,312 --> 01:28:14,281 - OK. - Yeah, you are. 2234 01:28:14,314 --> 01:28:18,085 And I cannot wait to see you with your person. 2235 01:28:18,118 --> 01:28:20,720 Well, I don't know. 2236 01:28:20,754 --> 01:28:23,391 The L.A. lesbian world is pretty self-aware. 2237 01:28:23,424 --> 01:28:26,194 And you can't be self-aware and not know you're gay 2238 01:28:26,227 --> 01:28:27,995 until your thirties. 2239 01:28:28,029 --> 01:28:30,898 Well, if only your tube sock collection 2240 01:28:30,932 --> 01:28:33,000 had been any indication. 2241 01:28:34,268 --> 01:28:37,038 Cynical, late-blooming, low femme lady lover 2242 01:28:37,071 --> 01:28:39,006 with an incredible tube sock collection, 2243 01:28:39,040 --> 01:28:40,908 looking for her Idgie Threadgoode. 2244 01:28:40,942 --> 01:28:43,177 Must love to sit around the table with friends, 2245 01:28:43,211 --> 01:28:45,046 laughing and eating way into the night, 2246 01:28:45,079 --> 01:28:47,048 but be willing to sneak away and make mad love 2247 01:28:47,081 --> 01:28:49,083 to the cool sounds of Queen B. 2248 01:28:49,117 --> 01:28:50,885 Nice boobies a plus. 2249 01:28:52,253 --> 01:28:54,122 - Hey, Molly. - [Molly] Yeah? 2250 01:28:54,155 --> 01:28:55,156 He's all set to go. 2251 01:28:55,189 --> 01:28:57,225 Oh. Thank you. 2252 01:28:57,258 --> 01:28:59,060 Thanks for everything. 2253 01:28:59,093 --> 01:29:00,694 My pleasure. 2254 01:29:00,727 --> 01:29:03,131 Hey. Cousin Teresa, gonna give you her number. 2255 01:29:03,164 --> 01:29:04,198 No pressure. 2256 01:29:06,802 --> 01:29:09,204 I feel like... unprofessional. 2257 01:29:09,238 --> 01:29:11,006 Of course that's what you'd say. 2258 01:29:11,039 --> 01:29:12,107 [Abby] Not the time. 2259 01:29:12,141 --> 01:29:13,184 Come on, let's get out of here. 2260 01:29:13,208 --> 01:29:14,352 We'll talk about it in the car. 2261 01:29:14,376 --> 01:29:16,111 [Abby] I'll get this. 2262 01:29:16,145 --> 01:29:18,147 [melodic music] 2263 01:29:18,180 --> 01:29:19,381 I love you. 2264 01:29:22,117 --> 01:29:27,189 ♪ Are we on the lonely side ♪ 2265 01:29:27,222 --> 01:29:29,391 ♪ Say oh oh oh now ♪ 2266 01:29:29,424 --> 01:29:33,162 ♪ The past long away ♪ 2267 01:29:33,195 --> 01:29:38,233 ♪ And are we so lost in the dark of our hearts ♪ 2268 01:29:43,038 --> 01:29:44,373 Gobble, gobble. 2269 01:29:44,406 --> 01:29:45,406 Uh, man. 2270 01:29:48,410 --> 01:29:51,046 That hat was on Jeff's balls. 2271 01:29:52,347 --> 01:29:54,783 After all he's been through tonight? 2272 01:29:54,817 --> 01:29:56,186 They were clean balls. 2273 01:29:56,219 --> 01:29:57,120 Oh my god. 2274 01:29:57,153 --> 01:29:58,955 How do you know? 2275 01:29:58,988 --> 01:30:00,056 I licked them. 2276 01:30:00,089 --> 01:30:02,292 [groans] 2277 01:30:04,227 --> 01:30:06,496 [sighs] 2278 01:30:06,529 --> 01:30:08,131 Thank God. 2279 01:30:08,164 --> 01:30:09,765 - Hey. - Poor guy. 2280 01:30:09,799 --> 01:30:11,100 How are you doing? 2281 01:30:11,134 --> 01:30:14,237 Oh, I'm great, but this one's a mess. 2282 01:30:16,272 --> 01:30:17,407 [Lauren] It's OK. 2283 01:30:17,440 --> 01:30:18,474 Thanks, honey. 2284 01:30:18,508 --> 01:30:19,876 I'm gonna go grab the kids. 2285 01:30:19,909 --> 01:30:22,812 - OK. - Dan. 2286 01:30:22,845 --> 01:30:26,249 I'm sorry I made out with your wife. 2287 01:30:26,282 --> 01:30:30,220 - Look here, it is all good. - OK. 2288 01:30:30,253 --> 01:30:32,121 Just next time, you just invite a brother. 2289 01:30:32,155 --> 01:30:34,123 That's all I ask. You dig? 2290 01:30:34,157 --> 01:30:36,168 Listen, I have yet to meet a man worthy of two women, 2291 01:30:36,192 --> 01:30:39,028 but if there is one, it's you. 2292 01:30:40,863 --> 01:30:42,165 [sighs] 2293 01:30:42,198 --> 01:30:43,434 I love you guys. 2294 01:30:43,467 --> 01:30:45,436 We love you. 2295 01:30:45,469 --> 01:30:46,804 Bye. 2296 01:30:46,837 --> 01:30:48,138 - Thanks, bye. - Bye, honey. 2297 01:30:48,172 --> 01:30:49,873 Bye. 2298 01:30:54,445 --> 01:30:56,113 Leftovers? 2299 01:30:56,146 --> 01:30:57,281 Hell, yeah. 2300 01:31:05,522 --> 01:31:09,059 I thought you might be hungry. 2301 01:31:09,093 --> 01:31:10,294 Yeah. 2302 01:31:15,266 --> 01:31:16,400 This is nice. 2303 01:31:28,946 --> 01:31:34,185 You have so many strong and beautiful women around you. 2304 01:31:34,219 --> 01:31:36,354 I really envy you girls and this time 2305 01:31:36,388 --> 01:31:38,423 that you are living in. 2306 01:31:39,424 --> 01:31:42,327 You're living in it too, Helen. 2307 01:31:43,261 --> 01:31:44,362 Call me Mom. 2308 01:31:47,299 --> 01:31:50,101 Nah, I think Helen's a better fit. 2309 01:31:50,135 --> 01:31:52,537 Yeah, I think you're right. [chuckles] 2310 01:31:52,570 --> 01:31:53,872 Yeah. 2311 01:31:57,208 --> 01:31:58,310 Helen. 2312 01:31:59,077 --> 01:32:00,345 Join me outside? 2313 01:32:01,980 --> 01:32:04,149 Nice chat. Enjoy the food. 2314 01:32:07,185 --> 01:32:10,288 At least someone's getting laid tonight. 2315 01:32:10,322 --> 01:32:13,224 [upbeat music] 2316 01:32:18,563 --> 01:32:20,566 You may also be getting a hemorrhoid. 2317 01:32:20,599 --> 01:32:22,435 - Ooh. - I don't have hemorrhoids. 2318 01:32:22,468 --> 01:32:24,179 That's the only thing I don't have right now. 2319 01:32:24,203 --> 01:32:25,504 Come on. 2320 01:32:25,538 --> 01:32:26,548 Stick a clove of garlic up your ass. 2321 01:32:26,572 --> 01:32:27,640 No, that... 2322 01:32:27,673 --> 01:32:29,275 - Oh my god. - It works! 2323 01:32:29,308 --> 01:32:31,310 You ever had your taint ripped open and bled out? 2324 01:32:31,344 --> 01:32:33,279 Have you ever had pus come out of your ass? 2325 01:32:33,312 --> 01:32:37,316 Huh? Have you ever had some fucking baby come out of you 2326 01:32:37,350 --> 01:32:39,352 while your asshole bleeds? 2327 01:32:39,385 --> 01:32:41,053 What am I saying? 2328 01:32:41,087 --> 01:32:44,990 I forgot what I was supposed to be saying. 2329 01:32:45,024 --> 01:32:47,536 They don't make 'em like this over there, do they? Check it out. 2330 01:32:47,560 --> 01:32:49,304 Lower chocolates so they can see your breasts, babe. 2331 01:32:49,328 --> 01:32:51,163 [groans] 2332 01:32:51,197 --> 01:32:53,265 [laughing] 2333 01:32:55,234 --> 01:32:59,672 Sorry. I'm so sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. 2334 01:32:59,705 --> 01:33:01,173 OK, here. 2335 01:33:01,207 --> 01:33:03,642 - The worst husband of all time. - Sorry. 2336 01:33:03,676 --> 01:33:06,078 Why would you invite him without asking me? 2337 01:33:06,112 --> 01:33:08,281 [Helen] Oh, the two of you were so good together. 2338 01:33:08,315 --> 01:33:10,417 [crying] 2339 01:33:10,450 --> 01:33:12,085 ♪ Savannah ♪ 2340 01:33:12,119 --> 01:33:14,020 ♪ Savannah ♪ 2341 01:33:14,054 --> 01:33:17,557 ♪ Savannah you're my girl ♪ 2342 01:33:17,591 --> 01:33:19,159 He cheated on me. 2343 01:33:19,192 --> 01:33:20,627 [crying] 2344 01:33:20,660 --> 01:33:22,329 ♪ Savannah ♪ 2345 01:33:22,362 --> 01:33:24,131 ♪ Savannah ♪ 2346 01:33:24,164 --> 01:33:26,166 ♪ Savannah ♪ 2347 01:33:26,199 --> 01:33:32,672 I'm gonna ask that you don't step to me in the future. OK? 2348 01:33:32,706 --> 01:33:34,374 Claire. 2349 01:33:34,408 --> 01:33:36,943 And I'll take your silence as consent. 2350 01:33:36,977 --> 01:33:38,111 That was terrible. 2351 01:33:38,145 --> 01:33:40,247 [laughing] 2352 01:33:41,481 --> 01:33:42,649 I don't understand. 2353 01:33:42,682 --> 01:33:43,683 What's the problem? 2354 01:33:43,717 --> 01:33:45,185 You said you didn't mind. 2355 01:33:45,218 --> 01:33:48,288 Well, I thought I was gonna be here. Shit. 2356 01:33:48,321 --> 01:33:49,389 Well you didn't... 2357 01:33:49,423 --> 01:33:52,292 You made me use my white voice. 2358 01:33:52,325 --> 01:33:54,394 [laughing] 2359 01:33:57,665 --> 01:33:59,400 Yeah, my doctor said I had hemorrhoids 2360 01:33:59,434 --> 01:34:01,502 because of all my built up aggression and anger 2361 01:34:01,536 --> 01:34:03,304 that I've been pushing, you know? 2362 01:34:03,337 --> 01:34:05,706 [laughing] 2363 01:34:07,575 --> 01:34:09,577 I had to go in, see my urologist, 2364 01:34:09,610 --> 01:34:12,980 'cause I had a massive softball sized tumor. 2365 01:34:13,014 --> 01:34:15,216 [laughing] 2366 01:34:19,787 --> 01:34:22,523 I had surgery last year for my hemorrhoids 2367 01:34:22,557 --> 01:34:25,026 'cause those have been bubbling back to the surface again. 2368 01:34:25,059 --> 01:34:26,694 You know? 2369 01:34:27,395 --> 01:34:29,964 [laughing] 2370 01:34:32,600 --> 01:34:34,101 I feel really blessed to be here 2371 01:34:34,135 --> 01:34:36,771 and thank you so much, hostess, 2372 01:34:36,805 --> 01:34:38,072 and host. 2373 01:34:38,105 --> 01:34:39,607 [coughing] 2374 01:34:39,640 --> 01:34:42,210 [laughing] 2375 01:34:46,348 --> 01:34:49,151 I inhaled a little soup, people. 2376 01:34:50,152 --> 01:34:51,787 Oh my God. 2377 01:34:51,821 --> 01:34:53,731 I remember when that kind of stuff used to happen 2378 01:34:53,755 --> 01:34:55,491 when I went to school. 2379 01:34:55,524 --> 01:34:57,159 But, you know, when we... 2380 01:34:57,192 --> 01:35:00,095 If we knew a kid had an allergy or a rash, 2381 01:35:00,128 --> 01:35:02,764 we'd just throw peanuts at his face. 2382 01:35:02,798 --> 01:35:04,299 [laughing] 2383 01:35:04,333 --> 01:35:05,811 - It's all in fun though. Hell. - Jack. 2384 01:35:05,835 --> 01:35:07,369 [male] Oh, shit. 2385 01:35:07,402 --> 01:35:09,638 [female] Jack, stop laughing. 2386 01:35:09,671 --> 01:35:11,306 I'm sorry. 2387 01:35:11,340 --> 01:35:12,750 - You like balls. - I can't say anything right. 2388 01:35:12,774 --> 01:35:14,710 - You like looking at balls? - I like balls. 2389 01:35:14,743 --> 01:35:15,644 Looking at them? 2390 01:35:15,677 --> 01:35:16,745 Mm-hm. 2391 01:35:16,778 --> 01:35:18,380 I don't need to look at them. 2392 01:35:18,413 --> 01:35:20,082 I just need to feel them up against me. 2393 01:35:20,115 --> 01:35:21,550 That's what I thought. 2394 01:35:21,583 --> 01:35:22,684 Some balls are nice. 2395 01:35:22,718 --> 01:35:24,319 That's what I thought. 2396 01:35:24,353 --> 01:35:26,622 - Some balls are nice. - No balls are nice. 2397 01:35:26,655 --> 01:35:29,191 This one's for Nicol Paone. 2398 01:35:32,629 --> 01:35:35,798 [female] And then, like, swallow it like... 2399 01:35:35,833 --> 01:35:39,035 What the fuck kind of movie is this? 170052