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Turn it off!
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Turn it off!
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OK, that's it for today!
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This is a brothel,
not a chorus line!
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You don't have to make the people think -
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You have to make them fuck!
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Now then -
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The doctor says to the man:
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You got two different testicles.
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One is made of wood,
and the other one is metal.
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The man is quite surprised,
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and the doctor doesn't know what to say either.
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But then he asks:
"Do you have children?"
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The man says: "Yes, two -
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Pinocchio is 3 and
Terminator will be 7 soon.
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That's the joke?
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Yes, damit!
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Who is "Ponocchio"?
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"Pinocchio" is a marionette
- made of wood.
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And "Terminator" is made of metal.
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- I don't understand your joke!
- Because you don't listen right!
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- I did!
- No, you didn't!
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I have to explain every joke to you
three times and you still don't get it!
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I understood your fucking joke!
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"Terminator" is a machine!
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- made of metal!
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But why is a child a marionette?
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Now, that's it!
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I'll never tell you a another
goddamned joke again!
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You will drive this car to Curtis,
give it to him and piss off.
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- OK, Boss!
- No, not OK!
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"Driving" means: You don't stop even once!
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But what if we have to take a piss?
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Then one of you morons will take a piss
and the other one stays in the car!
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You are never to take your eyes off the car!
Understood?
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Understood, boss - understood!
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Abdul, did you get that?
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Yes, no problem, boss! - No problem!
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OK, Hank, let's toss a coin:
If it's heads, I drive...
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Abdul!
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Hank will drive the car first!
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You can switch later,
but Hank will start now!
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Always Hank!
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Hey! Maybe you can wait until I get in?
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Be careful!
Idiots!
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Good day!
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I am here for the check-up.
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- Am I allowed to smoke?
- No, it is strictly forbidden!
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Damn...
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Mr. Wurlitzer?
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Rudi Wurlitzer?
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Come with me!
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- Please take off your clothes!
- Underwear too?
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No!
That's enough!
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Time for a urine sample!
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Nurse?
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I need a new cup -
this one is full!
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- Sorry, I can't.
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- Either you pee or I'll use a catheter!
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Take a deep breath
And...
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Hold it!
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No!
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I can't believe it!
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Yes, I always say:
Preventive Check-up!
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Where is it?
Here?
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Cut it out!
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We can do that
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What do you mean:
"We can do that"?
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That means that the tumour in your head
is already quite big.
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It is still growing and it's pressing on
your brain. It doesn't look good.
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You've come too late.
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How much time do I have left?
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Perhaps only days
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My father died of bone cancer, too.
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They dissected him piece by piece.
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- but it didn't help
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He died in the end.
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How long ago was that, Mr. Wurlitzer?
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20 years.
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Medicine has made some progress
in the last 20 years.
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Maybe technology is better now -
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- but you still can't cure
cancer or HIV.
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Yes, there will always be an
illness we can't cure.
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I understand that you are worried.
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Worried?
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You know, it's just the fact that -
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Death is a very unpleasant form of life.
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Come on!
Come on!
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Oh no!
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You are not allowed to do
whatever you want Mr. Brest!
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This is a hospital
and not an amusement park!
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Mr. Wurlitzer, this is your bed.
You can put your things in the locker.
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The doctor will stop by later.
You can rest now.
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The doctor will find out about the cigarettes
and you'll be in deep trouble!
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Nurse?
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Can you give me a blowjob?
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Or maybe bring me some tea?
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Franky said we can switch,
and now I want to drive!
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Goddamn it we're not even halfway there yet!
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Move over, or shall I blow you?
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God damn it!!
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- Hank, why do I always have to flip?
- It's "flip out"...
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This is automatic transmission.
You have to put it in "D"!
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I know!
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- Put it in "D"!
- I know!
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And it is "blow one's brains"
and not just "blow someone"!
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I know!
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What is going on?
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I just wanted to see if everything is alright.
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"If everything is alright"?
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You looked dead.
I don't want share a room with a dead man.
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I am not dead.
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I am still alive.
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Good for you!
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I've got a tumour in my head
as big as a tennis ball.
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I only got a few days left.
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They told you?
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I've got cancer -
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bone cancer.
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This must be the bite-the-dust section.
Some kind of broom closet.
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Maybe we should have asked?
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Oh sure! "Nurse, we need salt and lemons,
because we want to get drunk with Tequila!"
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Salt!
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Well done, Abdul!
It was a red light!
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I know!
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If you scratched the paint, Franky will kill us!
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You are completely nuts!
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Where did you come from?
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You assholes ran me over!
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My leg!
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Does it hurt?
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Yeah, Achmed!
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But nothing happened!
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Are you a fucking doctor?
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Come on boy, everything looks fine.
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Do you want a banana?
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I want you to take me to the hospital
with this car. Motherfuckers!
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This car has only two seats.
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Then ride in the trunk,
you can't drive anyway!
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Smoking!
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Smoking helps.
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Smoking?
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No, that's dangerous to your health!
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Do I have lung cancer?
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You stand on the beach and taste the salty
smell of the wind that comes from the ocean,
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and inside you feel the warmth
of never ending freedom,
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and on your lips the bitter,
tear- soaked kiss of your lover.
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I have never been to the ocean.
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That can't be true!
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You have never ever been to the ocean?
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Never - ever!
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Both of us are knocking on heavens door,
drinking tequila-
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- we are biting-the-dust experts-
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- and you have never - ever been to the ocean!
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Never - ever!
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Don't you know how it is
when you arrive in heaven?
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In heaven that's all they talk about -
the ocean - and how wonderful it is.
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They talk about the sunsets they have seen.
They talk about how the sun turned blood-red
before it set.
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And they talk about how they felt
when the sun was loosing its power,
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- and the cold that was coming from the ocean,
while the rest of the fire was still glowing.
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And you -
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You can't talk about it with them,
since you have never been there!
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You will be a fucking outsider up there!
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And there is nothing we can do about it?
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How did this happen?
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These two morons went through a red light
and hit me.
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Can you do me a favour please?
Don't let them go!
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- There will be trouble with the insurance.
- Sure.
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- We are in a hurry and the boy is fine, anyway.
- The doctor will decide that for himself.
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Let's smash the window!
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First you run over a kid and then you run away?
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Don't let these idiots go!
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- We've got a very important job to do!
- Everybody shut up! We're leaving now!
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- What the hell is this?
- What did you say, bitch?
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Hank says we are in a hurry and
Abdul says we go! Understand?
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Are you stupid? Don't let these idiots go!
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You gotta hit it!
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On the ignition?
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Tell me... how is your leg?
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It's OK.
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The pain is gone?
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Yeah, the pain's gone!
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Good!
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Little motherfucker!
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- Step back!
- Don't move, assholes!
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Is the surgery over?
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Yeah, you're in heaven.
I'm god and this is Petrus.
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Salam Aleikum!
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Oh shit!
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Excuse us, can you tell us where the exit is?
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Over there on the left.
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Did you see that?
They've got the same car as us!
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Where did you get the gun?
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It was in the glove compartment.
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Glove compartment?
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What car is this, anyway?
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That is a Mercedes 230 SL baby-blue.
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I mean who does it belong to?
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I have no idea - we stole it!
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You mean I was involved in the theft of a car?
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You could say that.
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- I can't remember anything!
- You helped pick it out.
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- Martin Brest, right?
- Yes, the one from the hospital.
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Shouldn't we get going?
We are on our way to the ocean.
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You have never been there,
so we decided to go.
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I think I don't want to go.
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Then you can't talk about it up there!
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Yes, I know, I also want to go to the ocean,
but...
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... I am afraid.
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Let me tell you:
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You don't have to be afraid.
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Didn't I tell you:
Nobody was to leave the fucking car?
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Didn't I tell you idiots
not to take your eyes of the car?
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Didn't I?
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Yes, you did, boss!
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Why didn't you do it, then?
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There was this boy...
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I don't want to hear any more bullshit!
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I could kill both of you!
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I mean, I have the right to do so!
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But I want my car back and
therefore I'm giving you another chance.
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Bring the car back and the
two motherfuckers that stole it!
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And make it quick!
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Do you understand?
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Good morning!
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85.70 please!
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I know, but unfortunately I have no money
with me.
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Oh, you are driving a big Mercedes,
but you don't have any money?
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Then give me your pyjamas!
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It seems we've got a problem here.
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Should I be afraid or something?
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Martin! Don't be stupid!
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Finally there is someone with a good idea!
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Put the gun away! I don't want to be
involved in this. It's armed robbery!
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Oh no! Just forget what I said!
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- Rudi, go back to the car!
- No, I won't!
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At this moment it is just armed - something-,
since I didn't take anything!
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But you plan to do it!
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Boys!
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- Just a second!
- We don't have money...
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Boys!
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- One moment! We shouldn't do it!
- Why not?
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It's against the law!
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BOYS!
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WHAT?
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Just a hint - before my fingers fall asleep -
maybe you should plan your robberies beforehand!
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You're starting to get on my fucking nerves!
This gun is real!
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I believe you, but what can you
really do to me anyway?
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It is now 10:58am. At 11am, my friend will
come by and he is a policeman.
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He always comes at 11am.
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He walks in and checks if everything is alright,
drinks a "Jaegermeister" and then he leaves again.
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IF everything is alright...
253
00:24:23,547 --> 00:24:25,465
Where is Klaus?
254
00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:27,384
Who is Klaus?
255
00:24:27,426 --> 00:24:32,597
Every morning at 11am I come in here
and Klaus is there instead of you.
256
00:24:33,014 --> 00:24:35,517
Oh, Klaus!
257
00:24:35,559 --> 00:24:38,019
He's sick.
258
00:24:45,444 --> 00:24:50,115
Perhaps you are telling the truth
and he really is ill-
259
00:24:53,368 --> 00:24:55,871
- what car is this?
260
00:24:55,871 --> 00:24:59,541
That is a Mercedes 230 SL baby-blue.
261
00:24:59,624 --> 00:25:02,502
Baby-blue?
262
00:25:02,502 --> 00:25:05,380
Who owns it?
263
00:25:08,175 --> 00:25:11,303
You're a tough customer!
264
00:25:12,345 --> 00:25:15,474
Hey, wait a sec!
265
00:25:15,891 --> 00:25:19,853
Me and Rudi stole this car yesterday!
266
00:25:19,853 --> 00:25:21,730
Who is Rudi?
267
00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:23,607
Rudi Wurlitzer!
268
00:25:23,607 --> 00:25:29,321
We want to go to the ocean and we didn't
have a car. What could we have done? Walk?
269
00:25:29,654 --> 00:25:32,574
And Klaus is really not ill.
270
00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:37,788
Well, maybe up there, since he wanted my pyjamas!
271
00:25:40,082 --> 00:25:45,295
But now he is sitting down here
with a gun pointed at his head!
272
00:26:01,853 --> 00:26:04,064
That's a good one!
273
00:26:04,064 --> 00:26:06,149
Really good!
274
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:11,863
My drink is on the house, like always!
275
00:26:11,905 --> 00:26:14,700
No, it's 2.50!
276
00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:20,956
Maybe you can get away with this with Klaus,
since he is your friend. But with me you gotta
to pay 2.50.
277
00:26:55,574 --> 00:26:58,076
Good day, gentleman!
278
00:26:58,076 --> 00:27:00,579
What can I do for you?
279
00:27:00,662 --> 00:27:02,039
How much is this car?
280
00:27:02,039 --> 00:27:04,958
That is a Mercedes 230 SL - 170 HP.
281
00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:08,086
How much is it?
282
00:27:08,295 --> 00:27:10,672
The way it is now?
283
00:27:10,672 --> 00:27:16,428
Leather seats, special paint,
stereo radio - with CD player!
284
00:27:17,345 --> 00:27:20,515
How much?
285
00:27:21,099 --> 00:27:25,270
Since you are a foreigner
and foreigners have a hard time in Germany...
286
00:27:25,687 --> 00:27:27,147
75,000!
287
00:27:27,189 --> 00:27:31,860
Are you playing us for a sucker?
That is a used car!
288
00:27:31,860 --> 00:27:36,531
I know, but it's a rare item
and rare items cost a lot.
289
00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:40,827
But first we sign the papers.
290
00:27:46,375 --> 00:27:47,084
Do you have money?
291
00:27:47,084 --> 00:27:50,212
Not enough!
292
00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:53,465
Lets bump this motherfucker!
293
00:27:53,465 --> 00:27:55,008
Bump him OFF!
294
00:27:55,008 --> 00:27:57,719
Bump him off and take the car!
295
00:27:57,719 --> 00:28:00,305
Can you hold the car until tonight?
296
00:28:00,347 --> 00:28:03,475
Sure!
297
00:28:08,063 --> 00:28:10,524
That looks great on you, Rudi!
298
00:28:10,565 --> 00:28:13,235
Maybe you should try on the red one again?
299
00:28:13,276 --> 00:28:15,987
I will, but I think I will take this one!
300
00:28:20,033 --> 00:28:24,079
If you plan to rob this shop too, I'm
outta here! Got it?
301
00:28:24,121 --> 00:28:26,164
Sure!
302
00:28:27,541 --> 00:28:30,669
- Am I allowed to smoke here?
- Of course!
303
00:28:33,797 --> 00:28:37,175
How much for all of this?
304
00:28:37,175 --> 00:28:40,595
Your suit alone is 2,300.
305
00:28:41,513 --> 00:28:43,598
2,300?
306
00:28:46,017 --> 00:28:49,104
I'll have to pick up some cash first.
307
00:28:49,438 --> 00:28:52,566
But this is... about...
308
00:28:53,942 --> 00:28:57,029
3,000- for now
309
00:28:58,613 --> 00:29:01,950
These are most amazing clothes I have ever worn.
310
00:29:01,950 --> 00:29:06,329
Just a few Marks from the gas station -
they are a gas company, they won't even notice!
311
00:29:06,329 --> 00:29:07,789
Right!
312
00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:10,917
I'll go and get some money now, ok?
313
00:29:39,071 --> 00:29:41,531
Sorry, we're on lunch break.
314
00:29:41,531 --> 00:29:43,992
Lunch break is cancelled today!
315
00:30:08,892 --> 00:30:12,104
You have to say something or
nothing will happen here!
316
00:30:12,145 --> 00:30:15,357
You got 3 seconds:
Someone will tell me what I want or...
317
00:30:15,982 --> 00:30:19,111
Let's just say that this is
not a water pistol!
318
00:30:21,113 --> 00:30:23,198
You want all the money!
319
00:30:25,283 --> 00:30:28,912
100 Marks for you, the rest goes in the bag!
Hurry up!
320
00:30:30,372 --> 00:30:32,457
Excuse me...
321
00:30:33,792 --> 00:30:35,043
What?
322
00:30:35,460 --> 00:30:41,717
I know it's a stupid question, but
usually my customers don't turn up in pyjamas...
323
00:30:46,304 --> 00:30:49,474
Without shoes even!
324
00:30:51,435 --> 00:30:56,648
Hi, my name is Martin Brest!
As you can see I am robbing your silly bank!
325
00:30:56,648 --> 00:31:00,902
And just because I picked out this suit,
but I can't afford it!
326
00:31:00,944 --> 00:31:05,073
You can stop babbling:
They don't record the audio anyway.
327
00:31:05,615 --> 00:31:08,744
80,000!
328
00:31:21,673 --> 00:31:24,801
Hank! Look at that guy!
329
00:31:26,887 --> 00:31:29,389
What about him?
330
00:31:29,389 --> 00:31:32,517
Look at the amazing suit he is wearing!
331
00:31:34,394 --> 00:31:36,688
Come on!
332
00:31:36,688 --> 00:31:38,440
I'll take the black one!
333
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:41,068
That should be enough!
Come on, Rudi!
334
00:31:41,068 --> 00:31:44,196
You can keep the rest!
335
00:31:44,696 --> 00:31:47,866
I think we can lower our hands now...
336
00:31:47,866 --> 00:31:49,701
Hands up!
This is a robbery!
337
00:31:49,701 --> 00:31:52,871
What are you looking at assholes?
Gimme all your money or you're dead!
338
00:31:52,871 --> 00:31:55,957
You've arrived too late, by one minute...
339
00:32:29,324 --> 00:32:33,495
- This red thing looks completely silly!
- Stop bitching...
340
00:32:35,414 --> 00:32:38,500
Red is your colour!
341
00:33:02,816 --> 00:33:04,359
What's in the bag?
342
00:33:04,401 --> 00:33:06,153
Just come on!
343
00:33:06,153 --> 00:33:09,781
Tell me what's in there,
or I'll stay right here.
344
00:33:50,155 --> 00:33:52,240
60... 70...
345
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:54,785
75!
346
00:33:54,785 --> 00:33:57,329
75,000!
347
00:33:58,497 --> 00:34:01,625
And I am wearing this ridiculous red thing!
348
00:34:02,250 --> 00:34:05,170
We'll buy you a new one.
349
00:34:05,170 --> 00:34:08,298
What? We'll buy you a new one!
350
00:34:08,298 --> 00:34:10,384
Or two?
351
00:34:23,522 --> 00:34:28,735
Trinidad! Tierra del Fuego! Bora-Bora! Hawaii!
352
00:34:29,986 --> 00:34:34,157
Even some places we can't pronounce!
353
00:34:41,873 --> 00:34:46,044
Actually, I only want to go to the ocean.
354
00:35:30,589 --> 00:35:35,761
Do you really believe we will be sitting on
a cloud and talk about the ocean?
355
00:35:40,474 --> 00:35:43,602
Yes, I really do!
356
00:36:02,871 --> 00:36:04,331
Boss!
357
00:36:04,373 --> 00:36:06,625
This just came in from Wiesbaden!
358
00:36:06,666 --> 00:36:08,960
Martin Brest is a Snow White!
359
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:10,796
Oh, you mean...
360
00:36:10,796 --> 00:36:13,715
No, he is not in our files!
361
00:36:13,757 --> 00:36:16,885
So why did he crack up then?
He's never done anything and now:
362
00:36:16,885 --> 00:36:20,013
bank robbery, gas station...
363
00:36:20,305 --> 00:36:23,225
And what about the car, this Mercedes...?
364
00:36:23,225 --> 00:36:24,559
Nothing.
365
00:36:24,559 --> 00:36:27,729
And now guess why!
366
00:36:31,650 --> 00:36:34,820
Just put out a search warrant, Keller!
367
00:36:35,112 --> 00:36:37,447
OK, boss!
368
00:36:37,447 --> 00:36:39,825
And, Keller?
369
00:36:41,368 --> 00:36:43,453
Nothing...
370
00:37:05,892 --> 00:37:09,020
One million!
371
00:37:09,938 --> 00:37:12,774
And you, like an idiot, are robbing banks!
372
00:37:12,774 --> 00:37:15,861
One million! This is a lucky car!
373
00:37:19,031 --> 00:37:22,117
And now?
374
00:38:07,913 --> 00:38:11,041
If you need something else,
just ring for me.
375
00:38:14,461 --> 00:38:16,546
What?
376
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:18,965
Oh, yes.
377
00:38:23,345 --> 00:38:26,473
Thank you. I hope you enjoy your stay!
378
00:38:29,684 --> 00:38:32,854
Thank you very much!
379
00:38:42,739 --> 00:38:44,282
Hey! Where are you going?
380
00:38:44,324 --> 00:38:46,368
I quit!
381
00:38:54,710 --> 00:38:59,423
Is there something you can tell me?
Except that you turned this place upside down?
382
00:38:59,423 --> 00:39:02,551
Of course!
Look what I found!
383
00:39:02,676 --> 00:39:06,096
This is for a check-up in the hospital.
In half an hour. We can make it there!
384
00:39:06,096 --> 00:39:09,224
- That was yesterday!
- Oh, we might be late then.
385
00:39:13,186 --> 00:39:18,400
Two number fifteens, please.
Is there anything else you can recommend?
386
00:39:20,152 --> 00:39:22,988
Oh yes - what is it?
387
00:39:22,988 --> 00:39:26,116
I see. Two ice-creams then.
388
00:39:28,618 --> 00:39:31,747
And, one bottle of...
389
00:39:31,747 --> 00:39:36,960
No, two bottles of "Cuvee Dom Perignon" -
and two glasses please!
390
00:39:38,128 --> 00:39:39,171
Ten minutes?
391
00:39:39,963 --> 00:39:41,006
Okay, thanks.
392
00:39:41,965 --> 00:39:45,093
Oh, and a French dictionary please!
393
00:39:47,512 --> 00:39:50,098
Of course, boss!
394
00:39:50,098 --> 00:39:52,684
Yes Franky...
395
00:39:52,726 --> 00:39:55,854
The cops are after the car, too...
396
00:39:56,146 --> 00:39:59,274
We are listening to the cops radio...
397
00:39:59,358 --> 00:40:02,527
You can rely on us, Franky - 120 percent!
398
00:40:05,530 --> 00:40:08,658
Yes, 120 percent...
399
00:40:09,493 --> 00:40:12,621
Yes, today.
400
00:40:19,586 --> 00:40:22,214
What did Franky say?
401
00:40:22,214 --> 00:40:26,385
Franky says: "If you morons don't find the car
before the cops do -
402
00:40:26,385 --> 00:40:28,970
- something bad will happen to you!"
403
00:40:29,012 --> 00:40:31,598
But what can happen? Franky is harmless!
404
00:40:31,598 --> 00:40:32,724
Are you kidding?
405
00:40:32,724 --> 00:40:37,979
I heard Franky once bit someone�s balls off,
that owed him money.
406
00:40:38,980 --> 00:40:41,066
And he swallowed them!
407
00:40:41,733 --> 00:40:44,778
Ahhh! That was delicious!
408
00:40:44,778 --> 00:40:47,864
Now tell me: What was it?
409
00:40:48,073 --> 00:40:51,201
Bull testicles!
410
00:40:51,618 --> 00:40:55,789
- You are saying we ate the balls of a bull?
- Seems so...
411
00:41:01,211 --> 00:41:05,382
Let's hope the ice cream was
really ice cream!
412
00:41:18,729 --> 00:41:21,648
- How many do you have?
- Eight.
413
00:41:21,648 --> 00:41:24,151
- Eight?
- Yes, how many do you have?
414
00:41:24,151 --> 00:41:27,070
Twenty
415
00:41:27,070 --> 00:41:31,241
Do you remember that the doctor said that
you only have a few days left?
416
00:41:35,412 --> 00:41:39,583
Maybe we should pick just one wish -
the most important one!
417
00:41:44,171 --> 00:41:47,299
That's difficult... I don't want to decide.
418
00:41:48,884 --> 00:41:53,555
Let's do it this way: You pick a number from
my list and I pick one from yours.
419
00:41:53,889 --> 00:41:56,975
- Okay. Who starts?
- You!
420
00:41:56,975 --> 00:42:00,145
You have twenty... then I take number...
421
00:42:01,563 --> 00:42:04,733
One! I take number one!
422
00:42:06,193 --> 00:42:08,945
That's the Cadillac for my mother.
423
00:42:08,945 --> 00:42:11,698
- "Cadillac for your mother"?
- Yes.
424
00:42:11,823 --> 00:42:15,994
A Cadillac Fleetwood -
like the one Elvis bought for his mother.
425
00:42:17,412 --> 00:42:21,583
My mother is the biggest Elvis fan in the world.
426
00:42:21,833 --> 00:42:28,090
When I was a small boy I was sitting in front of the TV
with my mother, when we saw it.
427
00:42:30,759 --> 00:42:34,930
My mother was sitting there and she cried.
428
00:42:36,098 --> 00:42:41,311
And since then it was my biggest wish
to buy one for her, too.
429
00:42:42,437 --> 00:42:45,565
But I never had the money...
430
00:42:46,108 --> 00:42:49,236
That is a good wish
431
00:42:51,738 --> 00:42:53,824
I like it.
432
00:42:56,952 --> 00:43:00,080
Now it's your turn. Pick a number.
433
00:43:00,789 --> 00:43:03,583
You had eight - so I take seven -
434
00:43:03,583 --> 00:43:06,336
No, I'll take number one, too.
435
00:43:07,796 --> 00:43:10,924
Can't we pick something else?
436
00:43:22,394 --> 00:43:24,688
That's your wish?
437
00:43:24,688 --> 00:43:26,982
Your number one wish?
438
00:43:26,982 --> 00:43:30,110
Yes, it's not as good as the
Cadillac for your mother, but...
439
00:43:30,736 --> 00:43:32,487
"Fuck two women at once".
440
00:43:32,529 --> 00:43:34,281
No: "Sleep with them"!
441
00:43:34,281 --> 00:43:37,409
"Fuck"! - You want to "fuck" them.
442
00:43:38,660 --> 00:43:42,497
- That's how you say it in your language!
- That's how you say it in every language!
443
00:43:42,539 --> 00:43:47,502
"To sleep": That is to close your eyes
and turn around.
444
00:43:47,544 --> 00:43:50,672
The thing you want to do is: "Fuck"!
445
00:45:05,831 --> 00:45:08,959
Martin! Wake up!
446
00:45:10,836 --> 00:45:13,088
What's wrong?
447
00:45:13,088 --> 00:45:15,340
The police!
448
00:45:28,228 --> 00:45:32,441
Put your guns away, or
I will kill the hostage!
449
00:45:44,703 --> 00:45:46,788
Take off your clothes!
450
00:45:55,130 --> 00:45:57,090
Did you catch the bandits?
451
00:45:57,090 --> 00:45:59,009
Do I look like Batman?
452
00:45:59,009 --> 00:46:00,677
- Are you the manager?
- Yes.
453
00:46:00,677 --> 00:46:05,891
They want to blow up the entire hotel.
We'll call the SWAT team!
454
00:46:16,818 --> 00:46:19,988
Nice car, isn't it?
455
00:46:20,572 --> 00:46:22,574
This is our car!
456
00:46:22,574 --> 00:46:27,245
- Your car?
- Yes, officer, it was stolen.
457
00:46:27,371 --> 00:46:29,539
- Too bad.
- Yes, bad things happen...
458
00:46:29,581 --> 00:46:34,753
Things happen? The two motherfucking
thieves are probably in that hotel!
459
00:46:35,087 --> 00:46:36,129
Probably!
460
00:46:36,129 --> 00:46:38,423
Is this your car?
461
00:46:38,423 --> 00:46:43,095
Here is the key!
Never leave it on the sun visor again!
462
00:46:46,431 --> 00:46:47,516
See?
463
00:46:54,481 --> 00:46:56,358
I am coming soon, lads!
464
00:47:01,029 --> 00:47:04,199
That were nice fucking cops!
465
00:47:05,450 --> 00:47:08,537
I knew that I could rely on you!
466
00:47:11,039 --> 00:47:14,209
Well done!
467
00:47:24,803 --> 00:47:27,973
Where is the case?
468
00:47:28,390 --> 00:47:29,808
Which case?
469
00:47:29,808 --> 00:47:32,978
The case with my money is gone!
470
00:47:33,395 --> 00:47:35,439
We don't know anything about a case.
471
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:44,823
There was a case with a million that I owe to
Curtis and now you motherfuckers owe it to me!
472
00:47:45,991 --> 00:47:48,702
But where can we get a million?
473
00:47:48,702 --> 00:47:52,330
Why are you asking me? Go to the bank!
Play the lottery! Ask your mothers!
474
00:47:52,372 --> 00:47:56,501
But the fucking cops stole it.
They are all corrupt!
475
00:47:59,129 --> 00:48:01,298
Corrupt!
476
00:48:01,339 --> 00:48:04,426
- See?
- I know!
477
00:48:22,778 --> 00:48:26,948
- Is something wrong?
- Your driver's license and registration, please!
478
00:48:30,702 --> 00:48:32,788
registration...
479
00:48:33,205 --> 00:48:35,290
driver's license.
480
00:48:36,249 --> 00:48:39,294
- The car is almost new?
- Not even one year old.
481
00:48:39,294 --> 00:48:41,880
- How many kilometres?
- Less than 30,000.
482
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:44,466
- Have you been in the army?
- 4 years.
483
00:48:44,508 --> 00:48:46,093
- Yes or No?
484
00:48:46,093 --> 00:48:47,719
Yes, sir!
485
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:49,304
Are there problems with the radiator?
486
00:48:49,304 --> 00:48:51,640
- Who?
- The car!
487
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:53,975
No. Everything's fine.
488
00:48:54,476 --> 00:48:58,647
I think everything is fine here, too.
He is destined for the mission!
489
00:48:59,064 --> 00:49:00,732
What mission?
490
00:49:00,732 --> 00:49:03,902
Get out of the car!
491
00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:10,325
Come with me.
492
00:49:11,076 --> 00:49:17,332
This is a special mission. We picked you
because we think you are destined to do it.
493
00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:21,420
Really?
Can I get some money out of it?
494
00:49:22,129 --> 00:49:24,089
We are doing it for the government.
495
00:49:24,131 --> 00:49:25,257
Yes, sir!
496
00:49:25,257 --> 00:49:27,008
Mr. Schneider! Hello, Mr. Schneider!
497
00:49:27,050 --> 00:49:29,094
Inspector Schneider!
498
00:49:33,098 --> 00:49:37,769
Well, Mr. Inspector Schneider, I just wanted to
tell you that Brest now stole a police car!
499
00:49:38,103 --> 00:49:40,772
Couldn't you wait until I am back in the office?
500
00:49:40,814 --> 00:49:43,942
And there is something else!
501
00:49:45,068 --> 00:49:46,737
What is it? Should I guess?
502
00:49:46,737 --> 00:49:48,905
- You'll never guess!
- Keller!
503
00:49:48,947 --> 00:49:52,034
- The other one - Wurlitzer - he is a hostage!
- Hostage!?
504
00:49:52,075 --> 00:49:55,203
Yes, he threatened him with a gun!
He wanted to kill him!
505
00:49:56,747 --> 00:49:58,832
How did you get to the police, by the way?
506
00:49:58,832 --> 00:50:00,876
I used the bus!
507
00:50:00,876 --> 00:50:02,878
Authorization...
508
00:50:02,919 --> 00:50:04,963
Document...
509
00:50:21,563 --> 00:50:25,317
Allowing for all possibilities,
they couldn't have gotten further than this!
510
00:50:25,317 --> 00:50:27,194
Well done, Keller!
511
00:50:27,194 --> 00:50:28,862
Do you want to earn some points?
512
00:50:28,862 --> 00:50:31,615
- Sure, boss!
- Initiate a police search there!
513
00:50:31,615 --> 00:50:34,409
Keller, you will get us a hubi.
We'll fly there!
514
00:50:34,409 --> 00:50:35,994
Heli!
515
00:50:35,994 --> 00:50:37,621
Sorry?
516
00:50:37,621 --> 00:50:39,998
The official abbreviation for
"helicopter" is "heli"!
517
00:50:39,998 --> 00:50:43,168
I don't fucking care what it is called
as long as it flies!
518
00:51:07,234 --> 00:51:09,319
Put your hands behind your head and
step back from the car!
519
00:51:09,319 --> 00:51:10,570
What?
520
00:51:10,570 --> 00:51:13,073
Your hands! Behind your head!
I am a police officer!
521
00:51:13,073 --> 00:51:15,242
Me too!
522
00:51:15,283 --> 00:51:17,452
Come here - I need your help!
523
00:51:17,452 --> 00:51:19,204
I have a small problem with
the radiator...
524
00:51:19,204 --> 00:51:22,374
I filled it with water, but the engine is overheated!
525
00:51:25,460 --> 00:51:28,714
I haven�t got a clue about cars!
Can I see your police ID, please?
526
00:51:28,714 --> 00:51:32,884
Listen to me: I am a special representative
of the Department of the Interior.
527
00:51:32,884 --> 00:51:36,012
I am delivering a document
to the chancellor�s office!
528
00:51:36,012 --> 00:51:40,183
It would be best for everyone, if you
would let me use your helicopter, now!
529
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:43,729
Can I see the authorization?
530
00:51:50,610 --> 00:51:54,781
I thought that police cars never break down...
531
00:51:57,284 --> 00:52:00,203
...never go bust...
532
00:52:00,203 --> 00:52:02,497
Everything alright, colleague?
533
00:52:02,497 --> 00:52:05,625
Everything alright!
You can join us in the helicopter!
534
00:52:11,048 --> 00:52:14,176
There will be consequences!
535
00:52:39,409 --> 00:52:41,495
Rudi!
536
00:53:27,666 --> 00:53:29,584
Do you have this!?
537
00:53:29,584 --> 00:53:31,420
Excuse me, please!
538
00:53:32,671 --> 00:53:34,256
You will need a prescription.
539
00:53:34,256 --> 00:53:37,884
Don't be ridiculous!
It's a matter of life and death!
540
00:53:37,926 --> 00:53:42,097
- I'll pay as much as you want!
- I can't, it's a very strong drug!
541
00:54:43,492 --> 00:54:46,620
Load your weapons!
Take your stand!
542
00:54:47,454 --> 00:54:49,539
Off you go!
543
00:54:51,833 --> 00:54:54,961
Boss, you have to see this!
544
00:54:55,170 --> 00:54:58,298
"...we don't know if people
were injured or killed..."
545
00:54:58,298 --> 00:55:01,426
"...we will now switch to our reporter,
she is on the scene..."
546
00:55:01,426 --> 00:55:03,095
Do you want to marry me, Keller?
547
00:55:03,095 --> 00:55:06,223
"I am knockin' on heavens door!
I've got nothing to loose!"
548
00:55:06,223 --> 00:55:07,349
This guy is sick!
549
00:55:07,391 --> 00:55:10,519
"Fuck off!"
550
00:55:12,771 --> 00:55:15,941
"Hey, I want you to fuck off!
You got two minutes!"
551
00:55:16,525 --> 00:55:18,735
"That was about 10 minutes ago."
552
00:55:18,735 --> 00:55:24,991
"The police withdrew and the kidnapper
Martin Brest fled into this Turkish diner."
553
00:55:24,991 --> 00:55:26,743
Why do I learn this from TV?
554
00:55:26,785 --> 00:55:34,042
"The psychopathic Martin Brest kidnapped
Rudi Wurlitzer on Monday night from a hospital."
555
00:55:34,584 --> 00:55:36,670
She doesn't have any tits!
556
00:55:45,846 --> 00:55:48,432
Snipers!
557
00:55:48,473 --> 00:55:51,059
They probably got snipers on the roof!
558
00:55:51,059 --> 00:55:54,187
If they had snipers,
you wouldn't be standing there!
559
00:55:56,898 --> 00:56:00,027
But I am the hostage!
560
00:56:00,652 --> 00:56:03,780
They wouldn't kill the hostage - would they?
561
00:56:04,197 --> 00:56:07,325
That's happened before.
562
00:56:26,178 --> 00:56:29,347
[Turkish]
563
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:38,940
The "Helsinki Syndrome" describes a change
in the relationship between the hostage and
the kidnapper.
564
00:56:39,524 --> 00:56:44,780
A radical, unconscious change
of the hostage's survival strategy.
565
00:56:45,364 --> 00:56:53,538
After some time in panic, the hostage starts to
seek the trust and friendship of the kidnapper.
566
00:56:53,538 --> 00:56:57,709
But he is still violently following his goals.
567
00:56:57,876 --> 00:57:01,838
What goal?
That's bullshit!
568
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:06,051
Mr Schneider, please let me do the
psychological study!
569
00:57:06,218 --> 00:57:12,474
You can study whatever you want, but these
two guys are playing us for a sucker!
570
00:57:14,893 --> 00:57:18,021
It's OK, you don't have to pay!
571
00:57:25,404 --> 00:57:29,574
Listen, I can't give you change for that...
This is not a bank.
572
00:57:30,117 --> 00:57:32,202
That's alright
573
00:57:40,335 --> 00:57:42,421
They are coming out!
574
00:57:50,762 --> 00:57:53,348
I am sorry, but I need your car!
575
00:57:53,348 --> 00:57:56,518
- Get into the car, baby face!
- Don't ever call me baby face again!
576
00:57:56,518 --> 00:57:59,604
In the other side!
577
00:58:00,439 --> 00:58:03,608
Get closer!
578
00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:08,488
We're on air!
579
00:58:08,905 --> 00:58:13,160
"When leaving the diner, Brest threatened
a woman and took her car."
580
00:58:13,201 --> 00:58:19,458
"Brest, who seems to be ready for anything,
robbed a bank the other day for 80,000 Marks."
581
00:58:19,958 --> 00:58:22,961
Not to mention my million!
582
00:58:22,961 --> 00:58:27,966
"We do not know what he did to Wurlitzer,
but we hope that the hostage is ok."
583
00:58:28,008 --> 00:58:34,222
"We will be back as soon as there are more news.
Celia Sarto for TVL2."
584
00:58:36,141 --> 00:58:39,227
Corrupt cops, yes...
585
00:58:40,062 --> 00:58:41,146
SHIT!
586
00:58:42,564 --> 00:58:45,734
The guy had my suitcase!
587
00:58:47,152 --> 00:58:50,739
Get Carlos and the Rodriguez brothers and...
588
00:58:50,739 --> 00:58:53,825
GET MY MONEY BACK!
589
00:59:19,935 --> 00:59:24,106
Boss, they stole a car and
are heading for the Dutch border now.
590
00:59:24,606 --> 00:59:28,777
Tell our people to follow and observe them,
but without attracting attention!
591
00:59:35,659 --> 00:59:39,830
Are they stupid?
Aren't they afraid that you could kill me?
592
00:59:56,388 --> 00:59:59,558
You just lost your driver's license!
593
01:02:13,191 --> 01:02:16,778
If I knew this would happen,
I would have gone to school for another job!
594
01:02:16,778 --> 01:02:19,865
You went to SCHOOL for this shit???
595
01:02:24,036 --> 01:02:26,246
We lost them!
596
01:02:26,246 --> 01:02:29,374
We really lost them!
597
01:03:09,331 --> 01:03:12,417
They're gone!
These idiots are lucky, too!
598
01:03:12,417 --> 01:03:15,545
Too much luck for my taste!
You will now take over from here!
599
01:03:15,587 --> 01:03:19,758
You are now responsible here, Keller!
Now you have to show me that you are a cop!
600
01:03:22,552 --> 01:03:25,681
Yes, boss!
I'll get them!
601
01:03:25,889 --> 01:03:29,017
I'll get you motherfuckers!
602
01:03:30,894 --> 01:03:34,022
Boss! Boss!
603
01:03:49,454 --> 01:03:50,080
Hello!
604
01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:54,126
What are you doing! Get out of my car!
If there is a problem come to my window!
605
01:03:54,167 --> 01:03:58,296
That's not possible,
since everybody could see my gun then!
606
01:03:59,047 --> 01:04:01,007
Don't make a mistake!
607
01:04:01,049 --> 01:04:04,136
You can put your hands down.
608
01:04:05,512 --> 01:04:07,055
Do you know me?
609
01:04:07,097 --> 01:04:09,141
No.
610
01:04:11,643 --> 01:04:13,729
Open this!
611
01:04:24,281 --> 01:04:31,371
I am married, we don't have children yet,
but my wife is pregnant...
612
01:04:31,371 --> 01:04:34,499
Hey, that's good for you!
Congratulations!
613
01:04:34,833 --> 01:04:40,005
Now listen to me: This is 80,000 Marks,
which I robbed from the bank.
614
01:04:41,381 --> 01:04:46,595
And this is about 3,000 Marks,
which I robbed from the gas station.
615
01:04:47,095 --> 01:04:50,265
I want you to give the money back!
Can I count on you?
616
01:04:50,349 --> 01:04:53,268
- Yes, of course.
- Good.
617
01:04:53,268 --> 01:04:56,396
That should clarify the situation
with your people.
618
01:04:56,521 --> 01:04:59,066
If I see a cop from now on -
619
01:04:59,066 --> 01:05:01,610
I will kill the hostage!
620
01:05:08,367 --> 01:05:09,743
Everything fine?
621
01:05:09,743 --> 01:05:12,871
- Yes, we are debt-free!
- That sounds good to me!
622
01:05:28,929 --> 01:05:32,057
Off you go, TJ!
623
01:05:32,265 --> 01:05:35,394
If you need a taxi again: 2727!
624
01:05:39,981 --> 01:05:43,110
Good day, gentlemen!
What can I do for you?
625
01:05:44,236 --> 01:05:47,280
Have we met before?
626
01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:49,574
No.
627
01:05:49,574 --> 01:05:52,703
We want to buy a Cadillac!
628
01:05:53,328 --> 01:05:57,499
Just like the one that Elvis bought
for his mother.
629
01:06:00,502 --> 01:06:02,587
No problem!
630
01:06:17,853 --> 01:06:20,939
"HOSTAGE-DRAMA:
Doomed kidnaps doomed"
631
01:06:45,380 --> 01:06:49,634
- Hempel, Amelia-Elisabeth: 10,000 Marks
- What's the street?
632
01:06:49,634 --> 01:06:55,891
- I told you: Huehnerbeinstrasse!
- Ha, that's a strange name for a street...
633
01:06:57,225 --> 01:07:00,395
OK, put the letters in the mail now.
634
01:07:08,612 --> 01:07:11,615
Hey, what are you planning?
635
01:07:11,656 --> 01:07:16,828
A Cadillac for you, two women for me...
At least I have to invite them for dinner!
636
01:08:05,127 --> 01:08:07,003
Hello Mom!
637
01:08:10,549 --> 01:08:12,634
Martin?
638
01:08:21,309 --> 01:08:23,395
My boy!
639
01:08:29,818 --> 01:08:32,988
What happened to you?
640
01:08:49,129 --> 01:08:52,257
Where have you been for so long?
641
01:08:53,717 --> 01:08:56,845
Look at what I brought for you!
642
01:09:11,526 --> 01:09:14,696
It's beautiful!
643
01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:21,370
I don't even have a driver's license!
644
01:09:25,540 --> 01:09:28,627
And you're not even Elvis...
645
01:09:39,805 --> 01:09:42,307
Come on Brest! The game is over!
Drop the gun!
646
01:09:42,307 --> 01:09:45,102
Get inside mom!
647
01:09:45,143 --> 01:09:48,230
- What is going on?
- Drop the gun, Brest!
648
01:09:50,315 --> 01:09:53,485
Or I'll shoot!
649
01:09:53,568 --> 01:09:56,279
- Martin, do what he says!
- I can't do that, Rudi!
650
01:09:56,279 --> 01:09:58,365
Drop the gun!
651
01:09:58,365 --> 01:10:01,284
The ocean is not so important now!
I will see it eventually!
652
01:10:01,284 --> 01:10:04,413
Yes, you will see it! But what about me!?
653
01:10:22,431 --> 01:10:25,600
Well done, Brest!
654
01:10:28,687 --> 01:10:30,772
Let me go!
655
01:10:35,777 --> 01:10:40,365
You are a liar! You tell me about the ocean,
but you have never been there yourself!
656
01:10:40,407 --> 01:10:45,620
- Arrest the son-of-a-bitch!
- What? This man is dying! He is seriously ill!
657
01:10:45,620 --> 01:10:50,792
Get an ambulance, or you
will have to arrest him in heaven!
658
01:11:01,136 --> 01:11:03,221
I will go with him.
659
01:11:03,221 --> 01:11:07,184
What? You are going with him?
After all he has done to you?
660
01:11:07,184 --> 01:11:13,440
I know the doctor! I know the hospital!
He is my friend and I will take care for him!
661
01:11:17,819 --> 01:11:20,947
Helsinki Syndrome!
662
01:11:20,947 --> 01:11:24,076
You go with them!
663
01:13:39,544 --> 01:13:44,216
- Is that a brothel or a chorus line?
- Nobody else knows either...
664
01:13:44,216 --> 01:13:45,967
It's a brothel!
665
01:13:47,052 --> 01:13:47,969
What?
666
01:13:47,969 --> 01:13:50,055
A brothel!
667
01:14:17,999 --> 01:14:19,960
What about you?
668
01:14:20,001 --> 01:14:23,130
Hey, it's your wish, Rudi!
669
01:14:36,018 --> 01:14:38,020
Can I have two...?
670
01:14:38,020 --> 01:14:41,273
You can have them all -
when you got enough money!
671
01:15:02,210 --> 01:15:06,923
Are you done already?
Then take care of the toilettes now!
672
01:15:07,299 --> 01:15:10,761
No, I don't think we will
clean the toilettes today, boss!
673
01:15:10,761 --> 01:15:12,512
You don't think so?
674
01:15:12,554 --> 01:15:15,640
And why don't you think so, Abdul?
675
01:15:17,017 --> 01:15:20,145
They are here!
676
01:15:31,948 --> 01:15:35,077
Didn't you like it, Rudi?
677
01:15:35,369 --> 01:15:38,497
Oh, I did...
678
01:15:38,997 --> 01:15:42,167
But you look so sad.
679
01:15:44,836 --> 01:15:48,632
There are so many undone things in my life,
680
01:15:48,632 --> 01:15:51,760
so many things unsaid...
681
01:15:52,803 --> 01:15:55,931
You know...
682
01:15:57,474 --> 01:16:00,602
That was probably the greatest fuck of my life!
683
01:16:05,899 --> 01:16:07,984
And your last!
684
01:16:19,037 --> 01:16:23,208
Good! Now, that we're all together...
685
01:16:25,127 --> 01:16:28,255
Where is my money?
686
01:16:29,589 --> 01:16:31,258
What money?
687
01:16:31,258 --> 01:16:35,429
Don't fuck with me!
Tell me where my money is!
688
01:16:35,846 --> 01:16:38,974
And I will spare your life!
689
01:17:10,255 --> 01:17:12,591
What's so funny?
690
01:17:12,591 --> 01:17:14,926
Actually nothing...
691
01:17:14,926 --> 01:17:18,096
I see...
Where did we leave off?
692
01:17:19,222 --> 01:17:22,351
Yes... the money.
693
01:17:23,602 --> 01:17:27,773
We mailed it to various people.
There is nothing left.
694
01:17:33,945 --> 01:17:37,074
Why are you making it so hard for me?
695
01:17:38,116 --> 01:17:40,994
Unfortunately I have to kill you now!
696
01:17:41,036 --> 01:17:47,292
Go for it! I will die soon anyway.
I've got a cerebral tumour, I don't care!
697
01:17:50,087 --> 01:17:53,215
Then I will kill you!
698
01:17:53,215 --> 01:17:55,384
I don't want to piss you off, but...
699
01:17:55,384 --> 01:18:01,056
I've got bone cancer, late stage,
I don't care either!
700
01:18:01,056 --> 01:18:03,642
SHUT UP!
701
01:18:03,642 --> 01:18:06,770
I'll kill you now!
702
01:20:33,583 --> 01:20:36,712
Here we are...
703
01:20:39,005 --> 01:20:42,134
Can you taste the salt?
704
01:20:46,304 --> 01:20:49,433
Rudi?
705
01:20:51,226 --> 01:20:54,312
I've got to tell you something!
706
01:20:56,314 --> 01:21:00,485
I know.
But let me tell you something:
707
01:21:02,571 --> 01:21:05,699
You don't have to be afraid!
708
01:24:10,467 --> 01:24:20,894
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709
01:24:26,108 --> 01:24:57,389
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710
01:27:55,692 --> 01:27:57,778
Spread your legs!
711
01:27:57,986 --> 01:28:00,072
Hey, what's going on?
712
01:28:09,873 --> 01:28:12,167
Where did this come from?
713
01:28:12,167 --> 01:28:13,293
From Santa Claus?
714
01:28:13,335 --> 01:28:16,421
From Santa Claus? No!
There was a letter in my mailbox!
715
01:28:17,297 --> 01:28:18,715
In your mailbox?
716
01:28:18,757 --> 01:28:20,842
From Rudi and Martin!
717
01:28:21,259 --> 01:28:24,346
- From Rudi and Martin?
- That was written on it!
718
01:28:24,471 --> 01:28:27,599
I don't even know them!
I promise!
719
01:28:27,724 --> 01:28:36,066
Supposed you are telling the truth
and this was in your mailbox-
720
01:28:36,149 --> 01:28:38,735
- who the fuck are Rudi and Martin?
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