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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,061 --> 00:00:41,122 (如何在五天內窈窕塑身) 2 00:00:54,061 --> 00:00:56,722 (如何粉刷你的公寓) 3 00:01:01,265 --> 00:01:04,961 主演：馬修莫康納、凱特哈德森 4 00:01:04,961 --> 00:01:07,122 只要你知道我剛碰上的事 5 00:01:07,163 --> 00:01:09,825 我是說我前面這傢伙開得好慢... 6 00:01:09,866 --> 00:01:11,959 那傢伙才該開他罰單,我確定他... 7 00:01:12,002 --> 00:01:14,266 女人絕不會泄露自己的年齡 8 00:01:14,304 --> 00:01:15,566 我一直處於這種關係... 9 00:01:15,605 --> 00:01:17,095 他在公路上開車時速才十哩 10 00:01:17,140 --> 00:01:18,164 我正打算... 11 00:01:18,164 --> 00:01:20,005 (如何說服警察免開罰單) 12 00:01:22,144 --> 00:01:25,044 片名：絕配冤家 十日拍拖手冊 13 00:01:25,082 --> 00:01:28,643 "到時候只有塔吉克斯坦人" 14 00:01:28,685 --> 00:01:31,176 能體認真正永久的和平" 15 00:01:31,221 --> 00:01:34,816 安蒂,寫的太好了 16 00:01:34,925 --> 00:01:36,517 真的很令人感動 17 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:40,121 但絕不會發表在《沉著雜誌》上 18 00:01:41,731 --> 00:01:44,097 老天,我在研究所時就立定志向 19 00:01:44,134 --> 00:01:47,001 要成為安蒂安德森,"如何"女郎 20 00:01:47,037 --> 00:01:48,937 寫些文章像是... 21 00:01:48,972 --> 00:01:50,496 "如何利用最佳接送路線" 22 00:01:50,540 --> 00:01:53,737 和"金髮妞,她們... 23 00:01:53,777 --> 00:01:55,540 真的會比較有趣嗎?" 24 00:01:55,579 --> 00:01:57,410 我想寫些重要的事物 25 00:01:57,447 --> 00:02:00,245 像是政治、生態環境 26 00:02:00,283 --> 00:02:02,774 和外交事務...我感興趣的事 27 00:02:02,819 --> 00:02:04,184 繼續立定志向吧 28 00:02:04,221 --> 00:02:05,745 你會達成目標的 29 00:02:05,789 --> 00:02:08,656 嘿,我有件事可以讓你高興起來 30 00:02:08,692 --> 00:02:10,785 你知道《運動畫刊》那個編輯 31 00:02:10,894 --> 00:02:14,530 你一直和他在電話裡打情賣俏,已經... 32 00:02:14,564 --> 00:02:16,794 一個月了? 33 00:02:16,900 --> 00:02:19,027 他今早寄了件東西來 34 00:02:19,069 --> 00:02:21,299 讓我看看 35 00:02:21,338 --> 00:02:22,362 哦,不 36 00:02:22,405 --> 00:02:23,770 嘿! 37 00:02:26,910 --> 00:02:28,002 明晚 38 00:02:28,044 --> 00:02:29,409 明晚會怎樣? 39 00:02:29,446 --> 00:02:34,280 觀看人類運動比賽中 最令人振奮及技巧極致的表演 40 00:02:34,317 --> 00:02:35,944 白雪溜冰團在城裡表演? 41 00:02:35,986 --> 00:02:38,784 不,是NBA職籃準決賽 42 00:02:38,822 --> 00:02:41,222 我拿到票了! 43 00:02:42,325 --> 00:02:43,314 要跟我一塊去嗎? 44 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:45,157 好吧,我去 45 00:02:45,195 --> 00:02:46,958 不過我不會外帶食物 46 00:02:46,997 --> 00:02:49,557 兩根走味大亨堡、幾罐啤酒 47 00:02:49,599 --> 00:02:52,159 你將會吹哨吹到走調 48 00:02:52,202 --> 00:02:53,931 你知道我喜歡怎樣的 49 00:02:53,970 --> 00:02:55,494 早安,小姐們 50 00:02:55,539 --> 00:02:58,337 別忘了,三十分鐘後員工會議 51 00:03:01,711 --> 00:03:03,645 蜜雪兒...整個上午沒見到她人 52 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:05,614 你有見到嗎? 八成還在睡覺 53 00:03:05,649 --> 00:03:07,378 輪到我了,我去找她,你去弄咖啡 54 00:03:07,417 --> 00:03:08,475 二十分鐘後在轉角會合 55 00:03:08,518 --> 00:03:09,507 等等,等等 56 00:03:09,553 --> 00:03:11,077 拿著,帶些樣品 57 00:03:11,121 --> 00:03:13,316 樣品...樣品 58 00:03:13,356 --> 00:03:15,688 好主意 59 00:03:15,725 --> 00:03:18,819 哦,太戲劇化了 60 00:03:40,617 --> 00:03:42,050 嘿! 61 00:04:09,579 --> 00:04:11,945 你好,班 62 00:04:11,982 --> 00:04:14,644 早安,史畢爾絲 63 00:04:18,688 --> 00:04:19,746 你在看什麼,女孩? 64 00:04:19,789 --> 00:04:21,552 你在看時事嗎? 65 00:04:21,591 --> 00:04:24,685 "挑逗竅門:如何使他熱情澎湃" 66 00:04:24,728 --> 00:04:26,787 你知道,如果你想試一下那些竅門 67 00:04:26,896 --> 00:04:27,954 我們應該聯手來試一下 68 00:04:27,998 --> 00:04:30,592 格林和我要去《沉著雜誌》訪談 69 00:04:30,634 --> 00:04:34,637 本國成長最快速的女性雜誌 70 00:04:34,770 --> 00:04:37,299 看看我們的客戶是如何 運作一大堆我們的方案 71 00:04:37,339 --> 00:04:40,069 在他們的國營企業小女生雜誌裡 72 00:04:40,109 --> 00:04:42,077 看一下又不會死 73 00:04:42,111 --> 00:04:43,806 嘿,小班 74 00:04:43,879 --> 00:04:44,903 早安,格林 75 00:04:44,947 --> 00:04:46,073 你終於決定現身了? 76 00:04:46,115 --> 00:04:47,446 沒錯 77 00:04:47,483 --> 00:04:48,507 你準備好沒? 78 00:04:48,550 --> 00:04:49,574 準備好了 79 00:04:49,618 --> 00:04:51,245 晚點見了,班 80 00:04:51,286 --> 00:04:53,880 祝今日愉快,小姐們 81 00:04:56,558 --> 00:04:57,616 嗨 82 00:05:01,730 --> 00:05:04,130 早安,陽光 83 00:05:04,166 --> 00:05:05,599 好了,換衣服吧 84 00:05:05,634 --> 00:05:06,623 換衣服 85 00:05:06,669 --> 00:05:08,227 還剩十五分鐘要開員工會議,快走吧 86 00:05:11,340 --> 00:05:13,399 我要回床上睡覺 87 00:05:13,442 --> 00:05:15,273 我沒理由活下去了 88 00:05:15,310 --> 00:05:16,607 日照三竿了 89 00:05:16,645 --> 00:05:18,545 好的,只要... 90 00:05:18,580 --> 00:05:20,207 好的,現在... 91 00:05:21,650 --> 00:05:23,413 喀什米爾羊毛衫? 92 00:05:23,452 --> 00:05:25,420 穿上吧 93 00:05:25,454 --> 00:05:27,422 會讓你雙眼看起來格外翠綠 94 00:05:28,791 --> 00:05:30,759 起床,我不會讓你失業的 95 00:05:30,793 --> 00:05:31,953 尤其是別的事情 96 00:05:31,994 --> 00:05:33,325 過來 97 00:05:33,362 --> 00:05:35,626 哦,安蒂 98 00:05:35,664 --> 00:05:36,995 好了 99 00:05:37,032 --> 00:05:38,192 好了 100 00:05:38,233 --> 00:05:39,632 你跟這傢伙只約會了一周 101 00:05:39,668 --> 00:05:43,126 那是我這輩子最棒的一周 102 00:05:44,673 --> 00:05:45,901 甜心 103 00:05:46,008 --> 00:05:47,305 早安,小姐們 104 00:05:47,342 --> 00:05:48,468 你好,提托 嘿 105 00:05:48,510 --> 00:05:49,477 華倫廣告 106 00:05:49,511 --> 00:05:51,308 嗨,是的,我們正在等你 107 00:05:51,346 --> 00:05:52,313 早安 108 00:05:52,347 --> 00:05:54,042 你好,小貓咪 109 00:05:54,083 --> 00:05:55,675 你好,爹地 110 00:05:55,718 --> 00:05:56,742 狂歡得如何? 111 00:05:56,785 --> 00:05:57,945 不算糟 狂歡嗎? 112 00:05:57,986 --> 00:05:59,146 你那時在哪啊,老兄? 113 00:05:59,188 --> 00:06:01,088 不是在狂歡作樂就是了 114 00:06:01,123 --> 00:06:02,181 你聽到沒? 115 00:06:02,224 --> 00:06:03,418 怎麼,我的尼克隊 116 00:06:03,459 --> 00:06:04,949 現在已擠進冠軍行列 117 00:06:04,993 --> 00:06:06,984 骨頭東尼欠我20美元 118 00:06:07,029 --> 00:06:08,121 付給他 119 00:06:08,163 --> 00:06:09,130 哦,老兄 120 00:06:09,164 --> 00:06:10,461 你說的對 121 00:06:10,499 --> 00:06:12,660 狄勞爾珠寶正在找尋新的廣告代理商 122 00:06:12,701 --> 00:06:14,532 華倫想積極推動廣告 123 00:06:14,570 --> 00:06:15,969 好耶! 124 00:06:16,004 --> 00:06:19,235 今天是好日子,今天是好日子 125 00:06:19,274 --> 00:06:20,935 各位,你們可知珠寶... 126 00:06:20,976 --> 00:06:22,500 就和第五街上的計程車一樣觸目可及嗎? 127 00:06:22,544 --> 00:06:25,377 其價值完全取決於情感因素 128 00:06:25,414 --> 00:06:26,540 得靠供應源... 129 00:06:26,582 --> 00:06:28,982 推薦和廣告來維持 130 00:06:29,017 --> 00:06:30,484 有條紋那件 131 00:06:30,519 --> 00:06:33,215 現在狄勞爾支配全世界珠寶市場 132 00:06:33,255 --> 00:06:34,779 表示只要我能代表它們 133 00:06:34,823 --> 00:06:37,155 基本上就代表整間公司 134 00:06:37,192 --> 00:06:38,784 告訴他 135 00:06:38,894 --> 00:06:39,656 什麼? 136 00:06:39,695 --> 00:06:40,957 華倫交給了茱蒂姊妹 137 00:06:40,996 --> 00:06:42,759 史畢爾絲和格林已經接手了 138 00:06:42,798 --> 00:06:43,992 不行! 139 00:06:44,032 --> 00:06:47,362 是的,你知道他對熱情、腿部修長 的女性是有點偏心 140 00:06:47,402 --> 00:06:49,199 對,我們負責...你知道的 141 00:06:49,238 --> 00:06:50,262 運動鞋和啤酒類 142 00:06:50,305 --> 00:06:51,670 珍貴珠寶並非我們所擅長的 143 00:06:51,707 --> 00:06:54,972 現在情色充斥整個女性雜誌 144 00:06:55,010 --> 00:06:56,807 我得去找華倫免得她們害得... 145 00:06:56,845 --> 00:06:58,312 沒辦法,他上飛機了 146 00:06:58,347 --> 00:06:59,678 放鬆點,朋友,芝加哥會議 147 00:06:59,715 --> 00:07:01,114 總之太遲了,因為華倫... 148 00:07:01,150 --> 00:07:02,811 今晚約他們在穆林斯喝酒 149 00:07:02,851 --> 00:07:03,909 討論點子 150 00:07:03,952 --> 00:07:05,044 你知道怎樣嗎? 這不會發生的 151 00:07:05,087 --> 00:07:06,315 知道為什麼嗎? 這是我的秘訣 152 00:07:06,355 --> 00:07:07,947 這會是我的廣告案,我的進帳,我的戰役 153 00:07:07,990 --> 00:07:09,548 這是我的寶貝 那正是我在談論的 154 00:07:09,591 --> 00:07:10,615 她們敵不過我的 155 00:07:10,659 --> 00:07:12,752 沒錯,我聽過了 156 00:07:12,861 --> 00:07:13,850 好的,穆林斯,今晚 157 00:07:13,896 --> 00:07:15,693 "我聽過了"? 158 00:07:19,735 --> 00:07:20,759 嗨 嗨 159 00:07:20,869 --> 00:07:22,894 我真的不想談,好嗎? 160 00:07:22,938 --> 00:07:23,927 好的 好的 161 00:07:23,972 --> 00:07:25,599 好的 162 00:07:25,641 --> 00:07:28,701 為何這種事老發生在我身上? 163 00:07:28,744 --> 00:07:30,769 一個半星期以來一直很順利 164 00:07:30,879 --> 00:07:32,938 之後突然間全毀了 165 00:07:32,981 --> 00:07:34,278 我好迷惑 166 00:07:34,316 --> 00:07:36,250 說真的,我好迷惑 167 00:07:36,285 --> 00:07:39,311 因為一開始總是那麼順利 168 00:07:39,354 --> 00:07:40,480 可憐的孩子 169 00:07:40,522 --> 00:07:41,989 我們就別理這傢伙了 170 00:07:42,024 --> 00:07:44,788 麥克和我發生過關係 171 00:07:44,827 --> 00:07:46,590 我們頭一次做愛 172 00:07:47,830 --> 00:07:49,957 感覺真是美妙 173 00:07:49,998 --> 00:07:52,023 我哭了 174 00:07:55,337 --> 00:07:56,304 你哭了? 175 00:07:56,338 --> 00:07:57,999 是的 176 00:07:58,040 --> 00:07:59,632 你是指,像是...閃爍淚光 177 00:07:59,675 --> 00:08:00,972 在你臉頰上,對吧? 178 00:08:01,009 --> 00:08:03,170 不,我那時真的很激動 179 00:08:03,212 --> 00:08:05,908 我甚至告訴他我愛他 180 00:08:05,948 --> 00:08:07,540 幾天之後的事? 181 00:08:07,583 --> 00:08:08,641 五天 182 00:08:08,684 --> 00:08:10,117 兩天啦 183 00:08:10,152 --> 00:08:12,746 我當時是那麼覺得,我想表達出來 184 00:08:12,788 --> 00:08:15,382 好的,他怎麼說? 185 00:08:15,424 --> 00:08:17,688 麥克不用開口 186 00:08:17,726 --> 00:08:19,660 我知道他和我有著同樣感受 187 00:08:19,695 --> 00:08:22,858 但之後他開始真的忙碌 188 00:08:22,898 --> 00:08:24,331 我不知道他在哪 189 00:08:24,366 --> 00:08:26,596 所以我不斷打電話給他 190 00:08:26,635 --> 00:08:27,602 他卻一直不在家... 191 00:08:27,636 --> 00:08:28,933 你不斷打給他? 192 00:08:28,971 --> 00:08:30,939 我沒有留言 193 00:08:30,973 --> 00:08:32,998 他不知道是我打的,我沒來電顯示 194 00:08:33,041 --> 00:08:36,568 我相信他一定以為是他朋友打的 195 00:08:36,612 --> 00:08:37,772 你知道的,男人經常打電話 196 00:08:37,813 --> 00:08:39,280 到他們朋友的答錄機 197 00:08:39,314 --> 00:08:40,542 然後又掛斷連續二十通 198 00:08:40,582 --> 00:08:41,776 總之... 199 00:08:41,850 --> 00:08:45,081 我知道他為何甩了我 200 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:46,781 我太胖了 201 00:08:46,889 --> 00:08:48,584 你才不胖! 你不胖! 202 00:08:50,125 --> 00:08:52,525 蜜雪兒,如果世界上最美麗的女人 203 00:08:52,561 --> 00:08:53,528 也像你這樣子的話 204 00:08:53,562 --> 00:08:56,121 任何正常男人還是會跑到別處去的 205 00:08:56,164 --> 00:08:59,361 不會的,男人就不會逃避你,安蒂 206 00:08:59,401 --> 00:09:02,632 就算你吐得他滿身穢物 他也會說"再來吧" 207 00:09:02,671 --> 00:09:05,435 那真是太噁心 208 00:09:05,474 --> 00:09:07,305 而且絕對不是真的 209 00:09:07,342 --> 00:09:10,046 如果我做同樣的事,一樣會被甩的 210 00:09:11,614 --> 00:09:12,740 好的,各位同仁 211 00:09:12,848 --> 00:09:15,339 脫鞋吧 212 00:09:16,886 --> 00:09:19,446 吸氣 213 00:09:21,957 --> 00:09:23,447 吐氣 214 00:09:25,194 --> 00:09:27,628 好了,蘿莉,從你先來 215 00:09:27,663 --> 00:09:29,654 "肉毒桿菌初期病患"文章完成了 216 00:09:29,698 --> 00:09:31,757 現在是有點可怕,不過大致上還滿樂觀的 217 00:09:31,801 --> 00:09:32,893 現在我在著手寫 218 00:09:32,935 --> 00:09:34,061 "健康教育沒教" 219 00:09:34,103 --> 00:09:35,570 同樣相當可怕 220 00:09:35,604 --> 00:09:36,628 不過你們知道的,情形令人樂觀 221 00:09:36,672 --> 00:09:38,537 我已完成我對超級美容師的研究 222 00:09:38,574 --> 00:09:41,904 關於感染到未經消毒工具上黴菌的女人 223 00:09:43,846 --> 00:09:44,938 故事是滿可怕的 224 00:09:44,980 --> 00:09:47,380 然而,令人欣悅的是... 225 00:09:47,416 --> 00:09:48,678 情形樂觀! 226 00:09:48,717 --> 00:09:50,207 太棒了 227 00:09:50,252 --> 00:09:53,380 安蒂的"如何"下一篇內容呢? 228 00:09:53,422 --> 00:09:55,617 我一直在寫某些文章 229 00:09:55,658 --> 00:09:56,784 有點不一樣 230 00:09:56,859 --> 00:09:58,656 是... 231 00:09:58,694 --> 00:09:59,718 是政治性文章,是... 232 00:09:59,762 --> 00:10:00,786 不行 233 00:10:00,896 --> 00:10:03,091 安蒂,你在《沉著雜誌》上班 234 00:10:03,132 --> 00:10:06,360 我們就是要寫流行趨勢、減肥、整型手術 235 00:10:06,402 --> 00:10:08,427 緋聞八卦...那才是《沉著雜誌》走向 236 00:10:08,471 --> 00:10:09,904 好的,不過... 聽著! 237 00:10:09,939 --> 00:10:12,737 安蒂,好吧...你對這專欄還很嫩 238 00:10:12,775 --> 00:10:15,073 等你將它變成必讀時 239 00:10:15,111 --> 00:10:17,477 那時你便可隨心所欲去寫 240 00:10:17,513 --> 00:10:21,074 在那之前,你得照我的想法去寫 241 00:10:21,117 --> 00:10:22,345 明白嗎? 242 00:10:22,384 --> 00:10:24,011 明白 243 00:10:24,053 --> 00:10:25,213 蜜雪兒,你寫了些什麼? 244 00:10:28,057 --> 00:10:29,615 對不起,拉娜 245 00:10:29,658 --> 00:10:30,784 我覺得不太舒服... 246 00:10:30,826 --> 00:10:31,815 她被甩了 247 00:10:31,894 --> 00:10:34,294 哦,不 248 00:10:34,330 --> 00:10:35,524 蜜雪兒... 249 00:10:35,564 --> 00:10:38,533 真是痛苦的經歷 250 00:10:38,567 --> 00:10:40,535 但我不得不說你看起來真棒 251 00:10:40,569 --> 00:10:41,831 我們是不是喜歡 252 00:10:41,937 --> 00:10:43,131 她這種樣子啊,各位? 253 00:10:43,172 --> 00:10:45,072 我們喜歡她這種樣子 哦,你說的真對 254 00:10:45,107 --> 00:10:46,404 她看起來真棒 255 00:10:46,442 --> 00:10:47,932 自分手後我還沒吃過東西呢 256 00:10:47,977 --> 00:10:49,069 對你有益! 257 00:10:49,111 --> 00:10:50,237 寫出來 258 00:10:50,279 --> 00:10:53,248 我不能拿我私生活當成寫作題材 259 00:10:53,282 --> 00:10:56,080 我完全明白 260 00:10:56,118 --> 00:10:59,246 誰會用蜜雪兒的私生活當作提材? 261 00:10:59,288 --> 00:11:00,220 哦,我會 262 00:11:00,256 --> 00:11:01,587 去吧 不,不,不 263 00:11:01,624 --> 00:11:02,716 拉娜 264 00:11:02,758 --> 00:11:03,747 從各方面來說 265 00:11:03,792 --> 00:11:05,894 蘿莉對我的私生活根本一無所知 而我不能... 266 00:11:05,928 --> 00:11:06,792 不能讓她... 267 00:11:06,829 --> 00:11:08,456 我... 我寫 268 00:11:08,497 --> 00:11:09,964 什麼? 269 00:11:09,999 --> 00:11:11,990 我...我會...我有點想寫 270 00:11:12,034 --> 00:11:14,625 是...你將會成為我的靈感 271 00:11:14,670 --> 00:11:15,659 為什麼? 272 00:11:15,704 --> 00:11:17,934 看看蜜雪兒 273 00:11:17,973 --> 00:11:22,239 她是個好女孩是不是? 是的 274 00:11:22,278 --> 00:11:24,212 很棒的女人 275 00:11:24,246 --> 00:11:27,807 但她對性關係有些疑惑 276 00:11:27,850 --> 00:11:29,078 且不太真正明白 277 00:11:29,118 --> 00:11:29,982 她哪裡錯了 278 00:11:30,019 --> 00:11:31,384 就像我們許多讀者一樣 279 00:11:32,621 --> 00:11:38,423 所以我在想我可以利用約一名男子著手 280 00:11:38,460 --> 00:11:39,484 然後再把他給甩了 281 00:11:39,528 --> 00:11:41,689 但只用些典型錯誤 282 00:11:41,730 --> 00:11:44,198 多半的女人,像蜜雪兒這種 283 00:11:44,233 --> 00:11:46,201 一直... 284 00:11:46,235 --> 00:11:48,169 犯錯 285 00:11:48,204 --> 00:11:49,831 我會紀錄下來 286 00:11:49,939 --> 00:11:57,107 反過來將會有點像..."如何"約會 287 00:11:58,214 --> 00:12:00,148 哪些是不該做的 288 00:12:00,182 --> 00:12:02,116 對 289 00:12:02,151 --> 00:12:05,177 "如何在十天內甩掉一名男子" 290 00:12:05,221 --> 00:12:07,189 對,去吧 291 00:12:07,223 --> 00:12:08,884 巴特,鞋業有何新聞? 292 00:12:08,924 --> 00:12:10,789 等等,拉娜,對不起 293 00:12:10,859 --> 00:12:12,121 為何是十天? 294 00:12:12,161 --> 00:12:15,722 五天太短了,而且我們11日發行對吧? 295 00:12:15,764 --> 00:12:16,958 好了,根據我們調查 296 00:12:16,999 --> 00:12:18,796 男人深受紫色鞋子吸引 297 00:12:18,834 --> 00:12:20,392 現在,我喜歡... 298 00:12:22,504 --> 00:12:24,802 也許同樣投入宗教行列 299 00:12:24,873 --> 00:12:28,331 和瀟灑的佛教徒李察吉爾在一起的是誰? 300 00:12:28,377 --> 00:12:29,344 達賴喇嘛 301 00:12:29,378 --> 00:12:30,470 太偉大了! 啊! 302 00:12:30,512 --> 00:12:31,740 十點鐘了,歡迎 303 00:12:31,780 --> 00:12:32,769 嗨 304 00:12:32,815 --> 00:12:35,181 小姐們,茱蒂史畢爾絲和茱蒂格林 305 00:12:35,217 --> 00:12:36,946 來自華倫廣告 306 00:12:36,986 --> 00:12:40,422 我們即將寫些今年秋天的時髦搭配 307 00:12:40,456 --> 00:12:43,391 珍妮艾許克勞馥負責流行趨勢 308 00:12:43,425 --> 00:12:44,983 蜜雪兒魯賓負責生活保健 309 00:12:45,027 --> 00:12:46,221 對不起,嗨 310 00:12:46,262 --> 00:12:48,594 安蒂安德森,我們的常任"如何"女郎 311 00:12:48,631 --> 00:12:49,996 我看過你的專欄,安蒂 312 00:12:50,032 --> 00:12:51,260 你現在在寫些什麼? 313 00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:52,426 事實上... 314 00:12:52,468 --> 00:12:55,369 "如何在十天內甩掉一名男子" 315 00:12:55,404 --> 00:12:57,395 她要實際開始和男人約會 316 00:12:57,439 --> 00:12:59,464 然後在一周半甩掉他 317 00:13:00,476 --> 00:13:02,467 聽起來滿惡毒的 318 00:13:02,511 --> 00:13:03,773 一定會很棒的 319 00:13:03,879 --> 00:13:05,574 她現在所要做的就是去... 320 00:13:05,614 --> 00:13:07,411 找到這名幸運男子,加油,加油,加油! 321 00:13:07,449 --> 00:13:08,609 幸會了 再見 322 00:13:08,651 --> 00:13:09,777 再見 323 00:13:09,818 --> 00:13:11,149 小姐們,來吧 324 00:13:11,186 --> 00:13:12,153 找出這個男的 325 00:13:12,187 --> 00:13:13,484 好的 找出這個男的 326 00:13:13,522 --> 00:13:15,956 你別想落跑 327 00:13:15,991 --> 00:13:18,016 看我的,今晚我會釣到一個男的 328 00:13:18,060 --> 00:13:19,652 明天就開始進行計劃 329 00:13:19,695 --> 00:13:21,788 在十天期限之前 330 00:13:21,897 --> 00:13:23,797 我要教這傢伙急著逃命 331 00:13:23,832 --> 00:13:26,198 你不會是要燒掉他的公寓 332 00:13:26,235 --> 00:13:27,998 或者咬他一口什麼的吧? 333 00:13:28,037 --> 00:13:29,595 不! 我要限制自己 334 00:13:29,638 --> 00:13:32,436 做盡女孩子在性關係中犯的各種錯 335 00:13:32,474 --> 00:13:34,669 基本上,我們所知道男人厭惡的那一切 336 00:13:34,710 --> 00:13:37,042 我會死纏活纏、需索無度... 337 00:13:37,079 --> 00:13:38,307 無理取鬧 對! 338 00:13:38,347 --> 00:13:39,939 半夜裡打電話給他 339 00:13:39,982 --> 00:13:41,813 告訴他那天你吃了什麼 340 00:13:41,917 --> 00:13:43,282 那樣有何不對? 341 00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:46,681 開玩笑的 342 00:13:57,733 --> 00:13:58,825 你好,班 343 00:13:58,934 --> 00:14:00,834 你來這裡做什麼? 344 00:14:00,869 --> 00:14:02,894 菲爾,我來開會的,小姐們 345 00:14:02,938 --> 00:14:04,200 但你沒受邀請啊 346 00:14:04,239 --> 00:14:06,264 是的,但我應該被邀請才對 347 00:14:06,308 --> 00:14:07,741 我是說,那是我的秘訣 348 00:14:07,776 --> 00:14:09,300 狄勞爾正在物色新的公司 349 00:14:09,345 --> 00:14:12,709 沒錯,但我必須從誰是最合適 的合作夥伴角度來考量 350 00:14:12,748 --> 00:14:15,876 對,先生,那就是我,我想接手這次廣告 351 00:14:15,918 --> 00:14:19,251 班,你賣喬柏飲料產品 會比我店裡其他人賣得還要好 352 00:14:19,288 --> 00:14:20,949 但這些女孩賣高級品 353 00:14:20,989 --> 00:14:23,457 比這行業裡的任何人還要好 354 00:14:23,492 --> 00:14:25,790 這次廣告我們必須採取最佳策略 355 00:14:25,894 --> 00:14:27,555 狄勞爾會是我們最大的客戶 356 00:14:27,596 --> 00:14:28,790 是的,先生,他們會的 357 00:14:28,864 --> 00:14:31,492 每年廣告費花了五、六千萬 358 00:14:31,533 --> 00:14:34,797 而我正是可以替你奪標的人,菲爾 359 00:14:34,870 --> 00:14:36,235 為何來這地方? 360 00:14:36,271 --> 00:14:37,465 太完美了 361 00:14:37,506 --> 00:14:38,530 嗨,英格麗 362 00:14:38,574 --> 00:14:39,768 嗨 363 00:14:39,808 --> 00:14:44,103 穆林斯是單身漢聚集最多的場所 364 00:14:44,146 --> 00:14:45,170 目前為止 365 00:14:45,214 --> 00:14:47,375 珠寶企業一向鎖定男人 366 00:14:47,416 --> 00:14:49,384 傳遞女人需要男人 367 00:14:49,418 --> 00:14:50,817 買給她寶石的訊息 368 00:14:50,886 --> 00:14:53,446 好吧,他們說"鑽石恆久遠" 369 00:14:53,489 --> 00:14:55,616 我們說"鑽石人人皆宜" 370 00:14:55,657 --> 00:14:56,783 我喜歡那點 沒錯 371 00:14:56,825 --> 00:14:57,792 我們不行 372 00:14:57,826 --> 00:14:59,657 "鑽石人人皆宜" 373 00:14:59,695 --> 00:15:02,858 傳遞出鑽石隨處可見的訊息 374 00:15:02,898 --> 00:15:06,527 表示它們並非稀有,如果不稀有的話 375 00:15:06,568 --> 00:15:08,126 就失去它們的地位 376 00:15:08,170 --> 00:15:11,334 地位就是最初購買它們的原因 377 00:15:11,373 --> 00:15:13,864 班傑明就會知道他懂不懂女人 378 00:15:13,909 --> 00:15:14,841 可你不懂 379 00:15:17,646 --> 00:15:20,911 你不用覺得難為情,班,沒一個男人能懂的 380 00:15:20,949 --> 00:15:21,916 好了 381 00:15:21,950 --> 00:15:22,917 謝謝 382 00:15:22,951 --> 00:15:23,918 謝謝 383 00:15:23,952 --> 00:15:25,249 哦! 對不起 384 00:15:26,989 --> 00:15:28,923 來了,來了 385 00:15:28,957 --> 00:15:30,117 謝謝 386 00:15:32,661 --> 00:15:34,458 嘿,別催她,她還在仔細挑 387 00:15:34,496 --> 00:15:36,464 是的,沒錯 388 00:15:38,033 --> 00:15:40,001 賣給女人珠寶 389 00:15:40,035 --> 00:15:42,299 要讓她像墜入情網一般 390 00:15:42,337 --> 00:15:46,137 她必須覺得神魂顛倒、慾火焚身、 冒險刺激 391 00:15:46,175 --> 00:15:47,665 並且奮不顧身 392 00:15:47,709 --> 00:15:49,438 看看這房間,菲利普 393 00:15:49,478 --> 00:15:52,709 酒吧裡大多數女人都在尋找那點 394 00:15:52,748 --> 00:15:54,909 沒錯,推銷珠寶需要訣竅 395 00:15:54,950 --> 00:15:58,215 與讓女人戀愛道理是相同的,沒錯 396 00:15:58,253 --> 00:15:59,777 我不是在談論淫欲 397 00:15:59,822 --> 00:16:00,914 淫蕩的女人 398 00:16:00,956 --> 00:16:02,321 想要巧克力 399 00:16:02,357 --> 00:16:04,757 戀愛中的女人...想要鑽石 400 00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:08,588 對,我也不是在說淫欲,小姐們 401 00:16:08,630 --> 00:16:11,292 我是在談深入、有意義的 402 00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:13,198 神魂顛倒、男女情事 403 00:16:13,235 --> 00:16:16,693 白頭偕老,"愛-情" 404 00:16:16,738 --> 00:16:20,697 聽著,我愛女人,真的 405 00:16:20,742 --> 00:16:25,111 不管是4歲、40歲,還是88歲的老奶奶 406 00:16:25,147 --> 00:16:27,172 我尊重女人,好嗎? 407 00:16:27,216 --> 00:16:30,777 我也傾聽...女人的心聲 408 00:16:30,886 --> 00:16:34,982 所以我才能隨時隨地賣給女人東西 409 00:16:35,023 --> 00:16:38,789 讓女人愛上鑽石,班傑明... 410 00:16:38,827 --> 00:16:40,329 或者愛上你? 411 00:16:41,296 --> 00:16:42,126 其中一個吧 412 00:16:42,164 --> 00:16:43,722 太自大了,班 413 00:16:43,765 --> 00:16:46,131 不,不是自大...是自信 414 00:16:46,168 --> 00:16:49,262 我倒想看你證明那點 415 00:16:49,304 --> 00:16:50,532 是嗎? 416 00:16:50,572 --> 00:16:52,062 代理商會共同出席 417 00:16:52,107 --> 00:16:55,076 狄勞爾在阿斯特博物館舉行的派對 418 00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:56,975 派對離星期天還有一周 419 00:16:57,012 --> 00:16:58,274 你認為你能讓... 420 00:16:58,313 --> 00:17:00,042 一個女人在那之前愛上你嗎? 421 00:17:00,082 --> 00:17:02,243 十天? 422 00:17:02,284 --> 00:17:03,911 任何女人、任何地點、任何時間? 423 00:17:03,952 --> 00:17:08,252 只要是單身、四肢健全、守身如玉的女人 可以 424 00:17:08,290 --> 00:17:09,279 好 425 00:17:09,324 --> 00:17:10,757 我不想對你使詐,班 426 00:17:10,826 --> 00:17:13,761 事實上,我們將在這裡挑出一名女的 427 00:17:13,829 --> 00:17:15,558 此時此刻,在這酒吧 428 00:17:15,597 --> 00:17:17,030 然後由你決定 429 00:17:19,334 --> 00:17:21,097 那麼誰是幸運女郎呢? 430 00:17:21,136 --> 00:17:22,068 好吧... 431 00:17:23,372 --> 00:17:24,737 讓我們瞧瞧 432 00:17:24,773 --> 00:17:27,173 那裡有個穿豹紋裝的金髮妞 433 00:17:28,276 --> 00:17:29,368 她看起來很有趣 434 00:17:29,411 --> 00:17:30,605 好心點,小姐們 435 00:17:30,645 --> 00:17:31,942 或者... 436 00:17:31,980 --> 00:17:33,447 巴比倫五號小姐 437 00:17:33,482 --> 00:17:35,450 她還在找下手目標 438 00:17:35,484 --> 00:17:36,951 不好 439 00:17:36,985 --> 00:17:38,247 她 440 00:17:38,286 --> 00:17:39,651 哪個她? 441 00:17:39,688 --> 00:17:43,249 穿灰色洋裝,金髮,笑起來很甜那個 442 00:17:47,896 --> 00:17:49,386 她? 443 00:17:55,170 --> 00:17:56,637 一言為定 444 00:17:56,671 --> 00:17:58,298 什麼? 445 00:17:58,340 --> 00:17:59,967 一言為定 446 00:18:00,008 --> 00:18:01,600 一言為定 447 00:18:01,643 --> 00:18:05,238 看一下坐在邋遢傢伙旁邊那位 448 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:08,272 穿綠色襯衫那個我連考慮都不會,好嗎? 449 00:18:08,316 --> 00:18:09,374 很可愛 450 00:18:09,418 --> 00:18:10,442 好嗎? 451 00:18:10,485 --> 00:18:11,747 很好 好了? 452 00:18:11,787 --> 00:18:13,379 我去了! 453 00:18:14,956 --> 00:18:17,151 好的,賭了 454 00:18:17,192 --> 00:18:18,420 但賭注是... 455 00:18:18,460 --> 00:18:20,087 等我賭贏了之後 456 00:18:20,128 --> 00:18:21,527 這廣告是我的 457 00:18:21,563 --> 00:18:22,530 同意 458 00:18:22,564 --> 00:18:24,327 菲爾? 同意 459 00:18:24,366 --> 00:18:26,300 你帶那女孩去參加舞會 460 00:18:26,334 --> 00:18:28,495 要真的愛上你,班... 461 00:18:28,537 --> 00:18:30,767 你可以獲得狄勞爾廣告權 462 00:18:30,806 --> 00:18:32,467 但是,菲利普,你不能... 463 00:18:32,507 --> 00:18:35,499 我已決定好了 464 00:18:35,544 --> 00:18:36,568 敬狄勞爾 465 00:18:36,611 --> 00:18:37,942 敬狄勞爾 466 00:18:37,979 --> 00:18:39,037 乾杯 乾杯 467 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,377 乾杯 468 00:18:41,850 --> 00:18:45,251 我在想你是否覺得... 469 00:18:46,721 --> 00:18:49,246 興奮? 470 00:18:49,291 --> 00:18:51,452 是的,我老婆和我都愛紐約 471 00:18:51,493 --> 00:18:53,085 特別是每年這時候 472 00:18:53,128 --> 00:18:54,925 她以前來過這裡,我... 473 00:18:54,963 --> 00:18:55,952 嗨 嗨 474 00:18:55,997 --> 00:18:57,123 這位是安蒂 475 00:18:57,165 --> 00:18:59,065 嗨 476 00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:00,067 哦! 477 00:19:00,101 --> 00:19:01,159 祝你們在紐約待得愉快 478 00:19:01,203 --> 00:19:02,261 好的 479 00:19:02,304 --> 00:19:03,202 謝謝,我們會的 480 00:19:03,238 --> 00:19:04,535 幸...幸會了 481 00:19:08,910 --> 00:19:10,241 祝你好運! 482 00:19:10,278 --> 00:19:11,575 謝謝,菲爾 483 00:19:11,613 --> 00:19:14,411 失陪一下了,小姐 484 00:19:14,449 --> 00:19:15,848 我要去贏得賭注了 485 00:19:24,092 --> 00:19:25,855 你要告訴我怎麼回事嗎? 486 00:19:25,894 --> 00:19:27,555 你不認識她? 487 00:19:33,335 --> 00:19:35,735 嗨 488 00:19:35,770 --> 00:19:36,759 嗨 489 00:19:36,872 --> 00:19:38,203 嗨 490 00:19:40,775 --> 00:19:42,902 安蒂安德森 491 00:19:42,944 --> 00:19:44,377 我叫班傑明巴瑞 492 00:19:44,412 --> 00:19:45,379 可愛 493 00:19:45,413 --> 00:19:46,380 謝謝 494 00:19:46,414 --> 00:19:48,075 我是指你的名字 495 00:19:48,116 --> 00:19:50,778 再次謝謝你 496 00:19:50,852 --> 00:19:52,251 未婚? 497 00:19:52,287 --> 00:19:53,515 目前是 498 00:19:53,555 --> 00:19:54,522 我也是 499 00:19:54,556 --> 00:19:56,683 好意外 500 00:19:56,725 --> 00:19:58,090 變態? 501 00:19:58,126 --> 00:19:59,684 不常 502 00:20:01,029 --> 00:20:02,223 有興趣? 503 00:20:02,264 --> 00:20:04,061 可能 504 00:20:04,099 --> 00:20:05,498 餓了嗎? 505 00:20:05,534 --> 00:20:08,162 餓死了 506 00:20:08,203 --> 00:20:09,227 離開 現在? 507 00:20:10,272 --> 00:20:11,796 好的 508 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,398 好的 509 00:20:13,441 --> 00:20:14,908 等一下 510 00:20:14,943 --> 00:20:17,138 我在門口等你 511 00:20:17,178 --> 00:20:18,645 嘿,各位 512 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:20,147 怎樣? 513 00:20:20,181 --> 00:20:21,307 我想我找到一個了 514 00:20:21,349 --> 00:20:22,816 他結婚了 515 00:20:22,918 --> 00:20:25,580 不,不是他 是門邊那個男的,不過別看 516 00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:27,315 哦,各位! 517 00:20:29,724 --> 00:20:32,352 哦! 他真可愛! 518 00:20:32,394 --> 00:20:34,453 我要查查這個人是不是處男 519 00:20:34,496 --> 00:20:35,463 好的 520 00:20:35,497 --> 00:20:36,464 如果他是呢? 521 00:20:36,498 --> 00:20:38,363 明晚我們就... 522 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,833 開始進行計劃 523 00:20:39,901 --> 00:20:42,392 這是為你做的 524 00:20:42,437 --> 00:20:44,962 嗯,祝你好運了! 小心點 525 00:20:45,006 --> 00:20:46,132 打電話給我 526 00:20:47,375 --> 00:20:50,538 太戲劇化了 527 00:21:01,323 --> 00:21:04,349 不,是這一輛 528 00:21:15,704 --> 00:21:19,231 你得戴上小呆瓜安全帽 529 00:21:21,910 --> 00:21:24,003 我戴起來才不像呆瓜呢 530 00:21:24,045 --> 00:21:26,013 每個人戴上去都像呆瓜 531 00:21:26,047 --> 00:21:28,311 看看你 532 00:21:28,350 --> 00:21:29,977 真是可愛 533 00:21:32,988 --> 00:21:35,218 好了 534 00:21:41,229 --> 00:21:44,790 準備好去兜風沒,安蒂? 535 00:21:44,833 --> 00:21:47,802 你準備好去兜風沒,班? 536 00:21:56,511 --> 00:21:59,605 用力,用力 537 00:22:00,949 --> 00:22:02,610 你覺得怎樣呢? 538 00:22:02,651 --> 00:22:05,279 關於食物,還是...你? 539 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:07,413 兩者 540 00:22:07,455 --> 00:22:09,047 食物很美味... 541 00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:12,355 我還在猶豫不決 542 00:22:12,394 --> 00:22:14,259 我可以幫得上忙嗎? 543 00:22:14,295 --> 00:22:16,354 是的,你可以回答我幾個問題,真的 544 00:22:16,398 --> 00:22:18,525 "幾個"聽起來有點不太肯定 545 00:22:18,566 --> 00:22:19,692 我回答三題吧 546 00:22:19,734 --> 00:22:21,395 你從事何種工作? 547 00:22:21,436 --> 00:22:22,630 我在廣告業 548 00:22:22,671 --> 00:22:24,400 多半負責酒類飲料 549 00:22:24,439 --> 00:22:25,963 和運動器材公司這方面 550 00:22:26,007 --> 00:22:28,805 現在我想入主珠寶市場 551 00:22:29,911 --> 00:22:32,903 拯救世界,同時舉杯狂歡? 552 00:22:32,947 --> 00:22:35,347 對,有點像那樣 553 00:22:39,654 --> 00:22:41,246 那你呢? 554 00:22:41,289 --> 00:22:43,257 我怎樣? 555 00:22:43,291 --> 00:22:44,588 我見過你的作品嗎? 556 00:22:44,626 --> 00:22:46,423 我在《沉著雜誌》上班 557 00:22:46,461 --> 00:22:49,988 本國成長最快速的女性時尚雜誌 558 00:22:50,031 --> 00:22:51,225 印象深刻 559 00:22:51,266 --> 00:22:53,029 拯救世界,同時當個購物狂? 560 00:22:55,103 --> 00:22:56,764 嘿,好了 561 00:22:56,805 --> 00:22:58,272 看這裡,啤酒王 562 00:22:58,306 --> 00:23:01,168 我有哥倫比亞大學新聞系碩士文憑 563 00:23:01,209 --> 00:23:04,770 我老闆喜歡我 如果我照她方式做一陣子 564 00:23:04,879 --> 00:23:07,074 我就能隨心所欲去寫了 565 00:23:07,115 --> 00:23:08,878 像鞋子嗎? 566 00:23:08,917 --> 00:23:10,407 不是 567 00:23:11,486 --> 00:23:12,453 不 568 00:23:12,487 --> 00:23:15,115 像是酒精飲料 569 00:23:15,156 --> 00:23:17,351 以及運動產品 570 00:23:18,893 --> 00:23:21,191 非常好 571 00:23:21,229 --> 00:23:23,789 看來你把我給摸熟了,是吧? 572 00:23:23,832 --> 00:23:24,799 差不多 573 00:23:24,833 --> 00:23:28,269 還剩最後一個問題 574 00:23:28,303 --> 00:23:30,771 問吧 575 00:23:30,805 --> 00:23:32,966 對或錯 576 00:23:34,776 --> 00:23:39,713 在愛情與戰爭中人人平等 577 00:23:41,883 --> 00:23:43,646 對 578 00:23:46,721 --> 00:23:47,745 回答的很好 579 00:23:47,789 --> 00:23:50,519 問的好 580 00:23:50,592 --> 00:23:52,321 不客氣 581 00:23:55,663 --> 00:23:58,188 哦,好地方 582 00:23:58,233 --> 00:23:59,200 謝謝 583 00:23:59,234 --> 00:24:00,394 非常...整潔 584 00:24:01,536 --> 00:24:02,503 要不要來點... 585 00:24:02,537 --> 00:24:03,868 冰啤酒? 586 00:24:03,905 --> 00:24:04,872 好啊 587 00:24:04,906 --> 00:24:06,498 可以借用一下廁所嗎? 588 00:24:06,541 --> 00:24:07,565 當然沒問題 589 00:24:07,609 --> 00:24:10,043 就在樓上,臥室再過去 590 00:24:13,248 --> 00:24:15,182 你是,是不是? 591 00:24:15,217 --> 00:24:17,014 頭一晚,我真不敢相信你...! 592 00:24:17,052 --> 00:24:19,077 蜜雪兒,我沒跟他上床 593 00:24:19,121 --> 00:24:20,349 哦,你真是小賤婦 594 00:24:20,388 --> 00:24:21,946 你的眼神騙不了人 595 00:24:21,990 --> 00:24:25,187 不,不是,因為我可以練習一下自我控制 596 00:24:25,227 --> 00:24:26,956 才不像我認識的某某人 597 00:24:26,995 --> 00:24:28,326 哦,真的嗎? 那話有點傷人 598 00:24:36,838 --> 00:24:38,772 我要抽動一下餌... 599 00:24:38,807 --> 00:24:40,172 等等,什麼餌? 600 00:24:40,208 --> 00:24:41,675 我就是餌啊,蜜雪兒 601 00:24:41,710 --> 00:24:42,938 哦...是的 602 00:24:42,978 --> 00:24:44,969 好的,我還在聽,然後呢? 603 00:24:49,718 --> 00:24:52,050 嗯...鑽石... 604 00:24:52,087 --> 00:24:54,521 是一夜情 605 00:25:01,463 --> 00:25:05,923 鑽石是長期承諾 606 00:25:05,967 --> 00:25:07,332 注意,你最好準備... 607 00:25:07,369 --> 00:25:08,734 我現在無法多說,我得掛了 608 00:25:08,770 --> 00:25:09,759 晚點打給我,你這蕩婦 609 00:25:09,804 --> 00:25:10,736 好的,再見 610 00:25:23,251 --> 00:25:24,411 來吧 謝謝 611 00:25:24,452 --> 00:25:25,885 不客氣 612 00:26:04,025 --> 00:26:05,492 好吧 613 00:26:32,754 --> 00:26:35,518 嘿,我們別進展這麼快,行嗎? 614 00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:40,149 沒錯 615 00:26:41,196 --> 00:26:42,720 沒錯 616 00:26:55,777 --> 00:26:57,244 我們進展太快了 617 00:26:57,279 --> 00:26:59,804 我...你說的對 618 00:26:59,914 --> 00:27:01,814 太快了 619 00:27:03,785 --> 00:27:06,276 好的 620 00:27:20,702 --> 00:27:22,397 太快了 太快了 621 00:27:22,437 --> 00:27:23,870 對 622 00:27:23,905 --> 00:27:26,669 我要你尊重我 623 00:27:28,543 --> 00:27:29,510 我會的 624 00:27:29,544 --> 00:27:31,239 那好 625 00:27:31,279 --> 00:27:33,713 我也要你的尊重 626 00:27:33,748 --> 00:27:36,546 你這麼尊重我讓我很尊重你 627 00:27:36,584 --> 00:27:39,052 我尊重那點 628 00:27:39,087 --> 00:27:41,988 很好 629 00:27:51,766 --> 00:27:54,667 晚安,安蒂安德森 630 00:27:59,274 --> 00:28:02,801 哦,你已經愛上了我 631 00:28:02,844 --> 00:28:05,540 我要讓你求生不得求死不能 632 00:28:07,115 --> 00:28:08,776 可憐的傢伙 633 00:28:18,593 --> 00:28:20,458 要是史畢爾絲和格林這些女人 634 00:28:20,495 --> 00:28:22,759 可能早就上手了,這一個太棒了 635 00:28:22,797 --> 00:28:25,561 十天內把上她絕對不成問題 636 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,465 對,所以,只不過比你把過的其他女的 637 00:28:27,502 --> 00:28:30,027 還要多出九天而已是吧? 638 00:28:30,071 --> 00:28:32,005 所以我才沒有馬上直搗黃龍 639 00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:33,007 哦 640 00:28:33,041 --> 00:28:34,008 我要慢慢來 641 00:28:34,042 --> 00:28:35,737 那是馬拉松,不是短跑 642 00:28:35,777 --> 00:28:37,108 十天算馬拉松? 643 00:28:37,145 --> 00:28:39,875 好,那更像是三千公尺障礙賽 644 00:28:39,914 --> 00:28:41,939 重點是,她已經上鉤了,各位 645 00:28:41,983 --> 00:28:43,814 哇,一大堆運動項目了 646 00:28:44,886 --> 00:28:45,875 是那個嗎? 647 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:47,478 是那個嗎? 就是那個 648 00:28:47,522 --> 00:28:48,784 你看過裡頭東西嗎? 649 00:28:48,890 --> 00:28:49,788 沒有 650 00:28:49,891 --> 00:28:52,424 你覺得搜查女人的皮包不道德嗎? 651 00:28:52,460 --> 00:28:53,722 是的,我想沒錯 652 00:28:53,762 --> 00:28:55,457 嗯,它根本不像是皮包,老兄 653 00:28:55,497 --> 00:28:57,522 更像是個圈套或什麼的 654 00:28:57,565 --> 00:28:59,533 各位,女人的皮包而已 655 00:28:59,567 --> 00:29:02,127 是女人力量的秘密資源對不對? 656 00:29:02,170 --> 00:29:04,229 裡頭有許多黑暗危險事物 657 00:29:04,272 --> 00:29:07,469 我們身為男性不該去窺探 658 00:29:07,509 --> 00:29:11,570 當然啦,除非她故意留下來 659 00:29:11,613 --> 00:29:13,740 以確保你隔天會回電 660 00:29:15,116 --> 00:29:17,584 她是個非常聰明的騷貨 661 00:29:17,619 --> 00:29:18,950 噢,對不起! 哦,天哪 662 00:29:18,987 --> 00:29:20,750 哦,該死! 我們得清理一下 663 00:29:20,822 --> 00:29:21,880 對,對 664 00:29:21,923 --> 00:29:25,859 小心點,小心 665 00:29:27,796 --> 00:29:30,264 這是什麼? 666 00:29:30,298 --> 00:29:32,960 讓我們看看,讓我們看看 667 00:29:33,001 --> 00:29:35,731 哦...尼克隊入場券 668 00:29:37,105 --> 00:29:39,767 今晚的球賽 669 00:29:39,941 --> 00:29:41,670 有外送,安蒂 670 00:29:41,709 --> 00:29:42,937 哇,看看那些花! 671 00:29:42,977 --> 00:29:44,410 那些花是送誰的? 672 00:29:44,446 --> 00:29:45,413 安蒂 673 00:29:45,447 --> 00:29:46,573 哦,我的天! 674 00:29:46,614 --> 00:29:48,013 這些要擺在哪? 675 00:29:48,049 --> 00:29:49,778 這些是送誰? 676 00:29:49,884 --> 00:29:51,909 等一下,"比一百朵玫瑰..." 677 00:29:53,888 --> 00:29:55,788 更加漂亮..." 678 00:29:55,824 --> 00:29:57,086 等等 679 00:29:57,125 --> 00:29:59,423 "一百倍" 680 00:29:59,461 --> 00:30:00,428 真動聽 681 00:30:00,462 --> 00:30:02,589 這傢伙從事廣告業 682 00:30:02,630 --> 00:30:04,063 他情不自禁 683 00:30:04,098 --> 00:30:05,565 那這表示他上鉤了? 684 00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:08,535 這表示他找到了尼克隊入場券 685 00:30:08,570 --> 00:30:11,095 你把入場券放在皮包裡? 686 00:30:11,139 --> 00:30:12,299 是的 687 00:30:12,340 --> 00:30:14,934 你只是處於一個全然不同的球場 688 00:30:16,311 --> 00:30:17,278 好了 689 00:30:18,813 --> 00:30:19,973 安蒂安德森 690 00:30:21,382 --> 00:30:22,644 嘿,漂亮小妞 691 00:30:22,684 --> 00:30:23,946 猜猜怎樣? 692 00:30:23,985 --> 00:30:26,545 我收到一堆多到令人困窘的白玫瑰 693 00:30:26,588 --> 00:30:27,714 不客氣 694 00:30:27,755 --> 00:30:29,814 聽著,昨晚我度過一段美好時光 695 00:30:29,924 --> 00:30:31,915 你袋子在我這裡 696 00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:33,951 我知道 697 00:30:33,995 --> 00:30:36,293 不敢相信我竟然忘了拿 698 00:30:38,099 --> 00:30:41,660 你一定急著想取回,裡頭有現金... 699 00:30:41,703 --> 00:30:42,931 信用卡,還有... 700 00:30:42,971 --> 00:30:45,303 今晚球賽尼克隊的票 701 00:30:45,340 --> 00:30:48,138 聽起來你已經偷看過我的包包了,班 702 00:30:48,176 --> 00:30:49,165 絕對沒有 703 00:30:49,210 --> 00:30:51,041 是東尼,我的藝術指導,是個智障 704 00:30:51,079 --> 00:30:52,979 他不小心弄灑一地的 705 00:30:53,014 --> 00:30:54,003 喔,是嗎? 706 00:30:54,048 --> 00:30:56,175 是啊,我是個笨拙的人 707 00:30:56,217 --> 00:30:57,844 算了,不過我還是要說對不起 708 00:30:57,952 --> 00:30:59,180 我要跟別人一起 709 00:30:59,220 --> 00:31:00,619 去看那場比賽 710 00:31:00,655 --> 00:31:01,849 現在不是了 711 00:31:01,890 --> 00:31:02,982 還有,什麼? 712 00:31:03,024 --> 00:31:05,083 你以為你是碰巧把錢包忘在我那兒的嗎? 713 00:31:05,126 --> 00:31:06,923 不,在潛意識裡 714 00:31:06,961 --> 00:31:08,292 你非常想帶我去看比賽 715 00:31:08,329 --> 00:31:10,456 否認你潛意識裡的願望 716 00:31:10,498 --> 00:31:12,523 對你的健康可是非常危險的,小姐 717 00:31:12,567 --> 00:31:14,626 你的這些心理學理論對人真的有效嗎? 718 00:31:14,669 --> 00:31:16,432 你告訴我好啦 719 00:31:17,572 --> 00:31:18,698 安蒂,你太壞了 720 00:31:22,210 --> 00:31:24,974 好吧,在第七街上的入口等我 721 00:31:25,013 --> 00:31:26,310 七點半,別遲到 722 00:31:27,382 --> 00:31:28,644 沒問題.再見 723 00:31:28,683 --> 00:31:29,741 再見 724 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:33,512 這樣就搞定了 725 00:31:33,555 --> 00:31:36,251 這樣就搞定了 726 00:31:41,529 --> 00:31:44,259 20號犯規,亞倫休斯頓 727 00:31:46,134 --> 00:31:47,192 狗屁,有沒有搞錯,裁判! 728 00:31:47,235 --> 00:31:48,224 那算什麼,裁判? 729 00:31:48,269 --> 00:31:50,605 嗨,你要吹的話,兩邊都要吹啊! 730 00:31:50,738 --> 00:31:53,832 哦,你真軟弱,夥計! 731 00:31:53,908 --> 00:31:55,967 你去年很軟,今年還是這樣 732 00:31:56,010 --> 00:31:57,739 他整年出場率也才85% 733 00:31:57,778 --> 00:31:59,075 那是什麼? 734 00:32:04,986 --> 00:32:08,285 就該這樣,再來一個,好啊 735 00:32:15,997 --> 00:32:17,157 繼續啊,兄弟 736 00:32:17,198 --> 00:32:18,324 防守! 737 00:32:18,366 --> 00:32:21,529 哦,哦,哦! 沒中! 738 00:32:21,569 --> 00:32:22,900 防守! 739 00:32:24,105 --> 00:32:25,538 尼克隊請求暫停20秒 740 00:32:25,573 --> 00:32:28,770 好吧,休息一下... 741 00:32:28,809 --> 00:32:30,504 沒關係的 742 00:32:30,544 --> 00:32:34,002 有20秒暫停時間了 743 00:33:05,112 --> 00:33:07,910 尼克隊開球 744 00:33:11,118 --> 00:33:12,085 哦! 把球搶回來 745 00:33:12,119 --> 00:33:13,051 衝啊! 746 00:33:15,389 --> 00:33:16,947 手腳伶俐點啊,寶貝 747 00:33:18,826 --> 00:33:20,293 上啊,寶貝 748 00:33:20,327 --> 00:33:21,294 防住他們! 749 00:33:21,328 --> 00:33:22,295 衝啊! 750 00:33:22,329 --> 00:33:23,296 小班? 751 00:33:23,330 --> 00:33:24,627 防住他們! 上,上,什麼事? 752 00:33:24,665 --> 00:33:25,495 小班,我有點口渴 753 00:33:25,533 --> 00:33:26,500 好,好,好 754 00:33:26,534 --> 00:33:28,092 好啊! 小班,能給我買點汽水嗎? 755 00:33:28,135 --> 00:33:29,534 好啊,讓我告訴你... 756 00:33:29,570 --> 00:33:30,662 我現在正熱血沸騰呢 757 00:33:30,705 --> 00:33:31,967 ...比賽只剩下1分零9秒了 758 00:33:32,006 --> 00:33:34,304 結束以後我就上去給你買 我真的很渴 759 00:33:34,341 --> 00:33:35,467 我自己去買吧 760 00:33:35,509 --> 00:33:38,103 你想...你現在就想要? 761 00:33:38,145 --> 00:33:39,271 是啊 762 00:33:39,313 --> 00:33:41,804 不要冰的,班 763 00:33:41,882 --> 00:33:43,941 謝謝,小班 764 00:33:43,984 --> 00:33:45,815 勞倫斯方德柏克 765 00:33:45,886 --> 00:33:46,818 噢,夥計! 766 00:33:48,456 --> 00:33:50,822 現在史普威爾做了個假動作 767 00:33:50,858 --> 00:33:53,486 擾亂了克里斯汀的步法 漂亮的過人... 768 00:33:53,527 --> 00:33:54,994 夥計,可樂,不加冰 769 00:33:55,029 --> 00:33:56,189 在那邊買,兄弟 770 00:33:56,230 --> 00:33:58,095 不要冰,嗨,夥計? 771 00:33:58,132 --> 00:34:01,124 小可,不加冰 小可,不加冰 772 00:34:01,168 --> 00:34:02,499 好的,沒問題 773 00:34:02,536 --> 00:34:04,026 ...在三分線外,投籃! 774 00:34:04,071 --> 00:34:05,038 啊...不! 775 00:34:05,072 --> 00:34:06,266 夥計,不要讓他投啊! 776 00:34:06,307 --> 00:34:07,865 不,那是說不,你不想要加冰的 777 00:34:07,908 --> 00:34:08,875 還是不,你想加冰? 778 00:34:08,909 --> 00:34:10,774 不,不加冰,可樂,不加冰 779 00:34:10,811 --> 00:34:12,972 唐錢尼想說幾句... 780 00:34:13,013 --> 00:34:15,038 哦,你是想要小杯的? 781 00:34:15,082 --> 00:34:16,344 不,我就要那杯 782 00:34:16,383 --> 00:34:17,941 你知道嗎,加25分錢 783 00:34:17,985 --> 00:34:18,952 你就能買杯超大的? 784 00:34:18,986 --> 00:34:20,317 好啦,你把那個給我就行了 785 00:34:20,354 --> 00:34:21,013 不用找了 786 00:34:21,055 --> 00:34:22,181 好的 787 00:34:25,559 --> 00:34:27,527 衝啊! 788 00:34:31,599 --> 00:34:32,759 對不起 789 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:34,028 啊... 790 00:34:34,068 --> 00:34:35,035 對不起 791 00:34:35,069 --> 00:34:37,469 快點! 得分啊! 792 00:34:37,505 --> 00:34:39,632 快啊,寶貝,投籃得分啊! 793 00:34:39,673 --> 00:34:40,662 就是那兒,就是那兒 794 00:34:40,708 --> 00:34:41,902 哦,謝謝! 795 00:34:41,942 --> 00:34:43,910 嗨,看住他,看住他!上啊 796 00:34:43,944 --> 00:34:46,970 快投籃! 注意籃下三秒違規! 走步! 797 00:34:47,014 --> 00:34:48,140 班,這不是無糖的 798 00:34:48,182 --> 00:34:49,740 啊? 什麼? 班,這不是無糖的 799 00:34:49,784 --> 00:34:52,184 求求你,我好渴 800 00:34:52,219 --> 00:34:53,652 好吧,好吧 要加檸檬的 801 00:34:53,687 --> 00:34:55,655 好吧,我知道了 加檸檬,行 802 00:35:04,198 --> 00:35:05,096 投啊! 803 00:35:06,267 --> 00:35:08,030 史普威爾投入致勝的一球! 804 00:35:08,068 --> 00:35:09,035 好! 805 00:35:10,771 --> 00:35:13,899 那是史普威爾! 806 00:35:13,941 --> 00:35:15,169 比賽結束了! 807 00:35:15,209 --> 00:35:17,177 尼克隊戰勝了國王隊 808 00:35:17,211 --> 00:35:18,906 在最後的一秒裡... 809 00:35:19,980 --> 00:35:22,414 ...史普威爾投入致勝的一球 810 00:35:22,449 --> 00:35:26,886 尼克對薩克拉曼多的比分是97比96 811 00:35:26,921 --> 00:35:30,584 哦,真是場難以置信的比賽 812 00:35:30,624 --> 00:35:34,560 我從來沒看過結尾這麼激動人心的比賽 813 00:35:34,595 --> 00:35:37,689 嗯,我也沒有 814 00:35:37,731 --> 00:35:38,789 嗨,嗨,嗨 815 00:35:38,833 --> 00:35:40,926 真可惜你沒看到 816 00:35:40,968 --> 00:35:43,402 是啊,太可惜了 817 00:35:43,437 --> 00:35:44,563 給你一秒鐘 818 00:35:46,707 --> 00:35:49,039 那... 819 00:35:49,076 --> 00:35:51,101 你跟你看起來一樣好嗎,班? 820 00:35:53,714 --> 00:35:54,772 不 821 00:35:58,986 --> 00:36:00,476 好,我也不是 822 00:36:00,521 --> 00:36:02,216 哦,給你 823 00:36:03,524 --> 00:36:05,754 去第五街與第十二街交叉處 824 00:36:05,793 --> 00:36:07,852 再會 825 00:36:13,534 --> 00:36:15,297 狗屁 826 00:36:15,336 --> 00:36:16,598 還是狗屁 827 00:36:16,637 --> 00:36:19,606 全是狗屁 828 00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:22,507 狗屁,大家怎麼搞的? 829 00:36:22,543 --> 00:36:23,942 我們必須要做得比這個好得多 830 00:36:23,978 --> 00:36:24,945 如果我們想... 831 00:36:24,979 --> 00:36:26,139 什麼事?! 832 00:36:26,180 --> 00:36:28,239 巴瑞先生有個電話 833 00:36:28,282 --> 00:36:29,909 是嗎,能幫我留個言嗎,甘蒂? 834 00:36:29,950 --> 00:36:31,815 巴瑞先生,是安蒂 835 00:36:33,954 --> 00:36:35,922 長話短說 我會的 836 00:36:36,991 --> 00:36:38,288 在第二線,巴瑞先生 837 00:36:38,325 --> 00:36:39,314 謝謝 838 00:36:42,463 --> 00:36:43,430 喂 839 00:36:43,464 --> 00:36:46,262 是我! 840 00:36:46,300 --> 00:36:47,631 我正在開會 841 00:36:47,668 --> 00:36:48,930 等一下給你回電話好嗎? 842 00:36:48,969 --> 00:36:49,936 我想你 843 00:36:49,970 --> 00:36:53,167 小班,波-波,波-波-波 844 00:36:53,207 --> 00:36:55,004 嗯,你知道嗎?我也想你 845 00:36:55,042 --> 00:36:56,441 嗯哼 846 00:36:56,477 --> 00:36:57,705 你今晚有事嗎? 847 00:36:59,146 --> 00:37:00,113 呃,沒有,我沒事 848 00:37:00,147 --> 00:37:02,342 那我們去看電影吧? 849 00:37:02,383 --> 00:37:03,509 電影...我選?! 850 00:37:03,550 --> 00:37:04,517 你選 851 00:37:04,551 --> 00:37:06,746 哦,我太興奮了! 852 00:37:06,820 --> 00:37:08,754 好,我遲些時候給你電話 853 00:37:08,822 --> 00:37:09,754 再見 854 00:37:09,823 --> 00:37:10,755 再見 855 00:37:16,063 --> 00:37:18,623 強納! 856 00:37:18,666 --> 00:37:19,633 爸爸! 857 00:37:19,667 --> 00:37:21,658 我一直想找個像湯姆漢克斯的人 858 00:37:24,104 --> 00:37:26,265 這一直都是我最喜歡的電影 859 00:37:26,307 --> 00:37:27,604 是嗎,我也是 860 00:37:27,641 --> 00:37:28,608 噓! 861 00:37:28,642 --> 00:37:31,270 如果你出了什麼事情怎麼辦? 862 00:37:31,312 --> 00:37:35,339 如果我找不到你怎麼辦? 863 00:37:35,382 --> 00:37:36,872 你在想什麼? 864 00:37:36,917 --> 00:37:38,544 什麼都沒想,我在看電影 865 00:37:39,687 --> 00:37:41,279 是啊,但是你在想什麼呢? 866 00:37:41,322 --> 00:37:42,448 噓! 867 00:37:42,489 --> 00:37:44,616 我喜歡這部電影 868 00:37:44,658 --> 00:37:48,287 哦,那我想你的腦中應該是一片空白 869 00:37:48,329 --> 00:37:50,797 你是我的家人,你是我的一切 870 00:37:50,864 --> 00:37:51,888 她是誰? 871 00:37:51,932 --> 00:37:53,923 噓! 872 00:37:53,968 --> 00:37:55,265 誰是誰? 873 00:37:55,302 --> 00:37:56,894 你在想的那個女孩子 874 00:37:56,937 --> 00:37:58,029 聽不清了 875 00:37:58,072 --> 00:38:00,063 我沒有想什么女孩子 啊! 876 00:38:00,107 --> 00:38:01,540 你不可能看著梅格萊恩兩小時 877 00:38:01,575 --> 00:38:02,542 卻不去想女孩子 噓! 878 00:38:02,576 --> 00:38:04,476 不要想別的女孩子 879 00:38:04,511 --> 00:38:05,978 呃... 880 00:38:06,013 --> 00:38:08,379 你想知道我在想什麼嗎? 881 00:38:08,415 --> 00:38:09,541 是的 882 00:38:09,583 --> 00:38:11,676 我在想 883 00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:14,552 你是多麼的美麗 884 00:38:14,588 --> 00:38:16,283 我就是在想那個 885 00:38:16,323 --> 00:38:18,757 好啦,我們繼續看電影吧,好片子啊 886 00:38:18,792 --> 00:38:22,751 啊... 887 00:38:22,796 --> 00:38:24,491 班 888 00:38:27,901 --> 00:38:30,529 哦,親愛的! 889 00:38:30,571 --> 00:38:32,334 我喜歡跟你分享這個 890 00:38:32,373 --> 00:38:33,340 是啊 891 00:38:33,374 --> 00:38:34,739 我看不見也聽不清了 892 00:38:34,775 --> 00:38:37,369 如果你不住嘴的話 893 00:38:37,411 --> 00:38:38,571 我男朋友會到後面去 894 00:38:38,612 --> 00:38:40,580 把你揍扁 895 00:38:40,614 --> 00:38:41,672 下次帶你的老女人出來的時候 896 00:38:41,715 --> 00:38:43,273 記得給她戴上嘴套 897 00:38:43,317 --> 00:38:44,249 什麼?! 898 00:38:44,284 --> 00:38:45,251 你說什麼?! 899 00:38:45,285 --> 00:38:46,252 你不能坐視不管啊... 900 00:38:46,286 --> 00:38:47,617 你,出來 噓! 901 00:38:47,654 --> 00:38:48,780 小聲點! 902 00:38:48,822 --> 00:38:51,313 小聲點! 903 00:38:51,358 --> 00:38:52,950 我是說,要有點風度,好不好? 904 00:38:52,993 --> 00:38:55,223 你想那樣跟我說話,我們還好商量 905 00:38:55,262 --> 00:38:56,456 但是不要對女士那樣,好嗎? 906 00:38:56,497 --> 00:38:58,089 班,班...班,他很壯的 907 00:38:58,132 --> 00:39:00,726 我知道,我並不想跟他打架,好嗎? 908 00:39:00,768 --> 00:39:02,133 他得向你道歉 909 00:39:03,203 --> 00:39:05,603 哦! 哇哦! 910 00:39:05,639 --> 00:39:07,573 現在,我要再進去 911 00:39:07,608 --> 00:39:10,099 把我的《西雅圖夜未眠》看完 912 00:39:10,144 --> 00:39:11,406 誰都別想惹我 913 00:39:11,445 --> 00:39:13,413 混...蛋 914 00:39:13,447 --> 00:39:14,846 哦,班 啊! 915 00:39:14,882 --> 00:39:15,849 你沒事吧? 916 00:39:15,883 --> 00:39:17,180 哦... 班 917 00:39:17,217 --> 00:39:18,184 班,班 哦,啊-啊-啊,什麼事? 918 00:39:18,218 --> 00:39:19,412 也許我該送你去醫院 919 00:39:19,453 --> 00:39:20,420 不,不,不,不 920 00:39:20,454 --> 00:39:21,722 不,要不然你會... 有人嗎! 921 00:39:21,855 --> 00:39:23,288 呃-呃-呃,嗨,嗨,你能保持不動嗎? 922 00:39:23,323 --> 00:39:24,415 就這樣,保持不動? 923 00:39:24,458 --> 00:39:25,584 好的,對不起... 924 00:39:25,625 --> 00:39:28,150 哦,哦...哦 925 00:39:28,195 --> 00:39:29,162 哦,耶 926 00:39:29,196 --> 00:39:30,163 感覺真好 927 00:39:30,197 --> 00:39:31,164 班... 班... 928 00:39:31,198 --> 00:39:32,358 我開始感覺好一點了 929 00:39:32,399 --> 00:39:33,491 班... 930 00:39:34,668 --> 00:39:36,135 班! 931 00:39:36,169 --> 00:39:37,727 哦,我的上帝! 932 00:39:37,771 --> 00:39:38,999 你沒事的 933 00:39:39,039 --> 00:39:41,599 哦,你一點事都沒有 934 00:39:42,843 --> 00:39:44,504 好啦,起來,洛基 935 00:39:44,544 --> 00:39:45,511 不,不... 936 00:39:45,545 --> 00:39:46,477 站起來 937 00:39:47,714 --> 00:39:50,205 啊,嗯? 938 00:39:50,250 --> 00:39:51,376 耶 939 00:39:51,418 --> 00:39:52,385 嗨,別難過 940 00:39:52,419 --> 00:39:54,046 如果每次都有便宜占的話 941 00:39:54,087 --> 00:39:56,521 我也會為了女人打架的! 942 00:39:56,556 --> 00:39:57,955 呃-啊,對,其實也不是太糟糕啦 943 00:39:57,991 --> 00:39:59,288 真的? 944 00:39:59,326 --> 00:40:01,794 不,我是說,臉上挨了一拳那部分 是確實很糟糕 945 00:40:01,828 --> 00:40:03,056 嗯... 946 00:40:03,096 --> 00:40:05,894 但是被揍之後受到照顧的時候...還不錯 947 00:40:05,932 --> 00:40:08,127 好吧!南丁格爾症候群,耶 948 00:40:08,168 --> 00:40:10,432 你要我幫你錄一下晚上的比賽嗎? 949 00:40:10,470 --> 00:40:12,097 沒必要,朋友 950 00:40:12,139 --> 00:40:13,629 晚上我會在家舒舒服服的 951 00:40:13,673 --> 00:40:16,141 看尼克隊比賽 952 00:40:16,176 --> 00:40:18,303 你怎麼這麼肯定? 哦,是啊 953 00:40:18,345 --> 00:40:19,642 烤什麼東西比較好? 954 00:40:19,679 --> 00:40:20,703 不知道 想想看 955 00:40:20,747 --> 00:40:22,180 你要烤羊肉 956 00:40:22,215 --> 00:40:23,182 沒錯 957 00:40:23,216 --> 00:40:25,480 女人喜歡會做飯的男人,對吧? 958 00:40:25,519 --> 00:40:26,781 你亮出看家本領了 959 00:40:26,820 --> 00:40:28,082 我要深入發展 我喜歡 960 00:40:28,121 --> 00:40:30,214 為什麼他們總是忘記給我加燻肉 961 00:40:30,257 --> 00:40:33,192 真不敢相信你釣到那個凱子了 962 00:40:33,226 --> 00:40:35,194 只用了幾秒種 963 00:40:35,228 --> 00:40:40,825 他是天下最無知得可愛的男人 964 00:40:40,901 --> 00:40:44,496 你是在跟他約會呢,還是準備收養他? 965 00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:49,333 安蒂,我很喜歡你關於這件事的筆記 966 00:40:51,611 --> 00:40:53,169 謝謝,拉娜 967 00:40:53,213 --> 00:40:54,544 你今天什麼時候再去見他? 968 00:40:54,581 --> 00:40:56,378 晚上 969 00:40:56,416 --> 00:40:58,941 他請我過去吃晚飯 970 00:40:58,985 --> 00:41:02,716 成果非凡啊,我覺得這個有戲 971 00:41:02,756 --> 00:41:04,246 謝謝,拉娜 972 00:41:04,291 --> 00:41:06,623 我討厭她那樣賊頭賊腦的 973 00:41:06,660 --> 00:41:08,127 我從沒注意過 974 00:41:08,161 --> 00:41:09,719 我聽到你說什麼了 975 00:41:09,763 --> 00:41:13,221 還有安蒂,晚上吃東西的時候 嘴張小一點 976 00:41:15,669 --> 00:41:17,796 哦,我的上帝! 977 00:41:17,904 --> 00:41:20,873 噁心,我簡直吃不下東西了 978 00:41:25,579 --> 00:41:27,046 進來吧,門是開著的 979 00:41:30,550 --> 00:41:32,381 你好 你來啦 980 00:41:32,419 --> 00:41:34,387 但願你有個好胃口,姑娘 981 00:41:35,422 --> 00:41:37,049 今晚我們要大吃一頓 982 00:41:40,460 --> 00:41:42,587 哦... 983 00:41:42,629 --> 00:41:44,324 其實你少做點就可以了,小班 984 00:41:44,364 --> 00:41:45,331 布置得很可愛啊 985 00:41:45,365 --> 00:41:46,332 嗯? 986 00:41:46,366 --> 00:41:48,766 過去給自己倒杯紅酒吧 987 00:41:48,802 --> 00:41:50,463 5分鐘後開飯 988 00:41:50,503 --> 00:41:52,471 8分鐘後有個驚喜 989 00:41:52,505 --> 00:41:54,336 好啊,我快餓死了 990 00:42:10,357 --> 00:42:11,790 顏色真是完美! 991 00:42:23,737 --> 00:42:28,231 這東西沒人能抗拒 992 00:42:32,045 --> 00:42:33,512 雪莉、托莉 993 00:42:33,546 --> 00:42:38,574 辛妮、珠兒、費歐娜、卡莉... 大夥都來了! 994 00:42:39,819 --> 00:42:41,116 好啊 995 00:42:41,154 --> 00:42:43,952 離比賽開始還有兩分鐘 996 00:43:00,907 --> 00:43:03,569 哇哦,看你的這些東西 997 00:43:03,610 --> 00:43:05,976 真可愛,還有... 998 00:43:06,012 --> 00:43:08,344 我看到... 999 00:43:08,381 --> 00:43:11,009 你的新圍巾 1000 00:43:11,051 --> 00:43:13,178 所有的姑娘都想 1001 00:43:13,219 --> 00:43:16,746 成為班的夥伴 成為班的夥伴 1002 00:43:16,790 --> 00:43:19,588 盒子裡面裝的是什麼? 1003 00:43:19,626 --> 00:43:21,355 哦 1004 00:43:23,563 --> 00:43:24,962 這個是蕨寶寶 1005 00:43:24,998 --> 00:43:26,795 真的? 1006 00:43:26,833 --> 00:43:28,596 就像我們之間的關係 1007 00:43:28,635 --> 00:43:32,332 一個無助的小寶寶急需溫柔愛護 1008 00:43:35,508 --> 00:43:36,475 謝謝 1009 00:43:38,378 --> 00:43:39,470 把音樂關了吧 1010 00:43:39,512 --> 00:43:41,036 好了,讓我們看看先發陣容 1011 00:43:41,081 --> 00:43:42,048 請坐 1012 00:43:42,082 --> 00:43:43,379 先看紐約尼克隊的 1013 00:43:43,416 --> 00:43:45,714 現在看到的是,拉崔爾史普威爾 準備好 1014 00:43:45,752 --> 00:43:49,586 第二場,歡迎來到前排,小姐 1015 00:43:49,622 --> 00:43:52,090 哦,這兒啊 1016 00:43:54,961 --> 00:43:56,258 開飯了 1017 00:43:56,296 --> 00:43:58,764 本晚大廚特別推薦 1018 00:43:58,798 --> 00:44:00,789 櫻桃烤羊肉 1019 00:44:00,834 --> 00:44:04,770 開始上主菜 1020 00:44:04,838 --> 00:44:06,829 來了 1021 00:44:08,208 --> 00:44:10,472 來點胡蘿蔔 1022 00:44:12,512 --> 00:44:13,979 你沒事吧? 1023 00:44:14,014 --> 00:44:15,914 這東西真美 1024 00:44:18,351 --> 00:44:19,648 謝謝 1025 00:44:19,686 --> 00:44:20,983 你也很美 1026 00:44:21,021 --> 00:44:22,784 還有比賽,一切的一切 1027 00:44:24,858 --> 00:44:28,487 要是我吃肉就好了 1028 00:44:30,330 --> 00:44:33,891 瑪麗有隻小綿羊 1029 00:44:33,933 --> 00:44:35,525 小綿羊... 1030 00:44:37,804 --> 00:44:39,931 你最好在我嘔吐之前把它拿走 1031 00:44:43,309 --> 00:44:45,777 這些東西是牛吃的 1032 00:44:50,316 --> 00:44:51,647 你好 你好 1033 00:44:51,684 --> 00:44:52,981 你怎麼樣? 1034 00:44:53,019 --> 00:44:56,216 哦,不過是有點消化不良 1035 00:44:56,256 --> 00:44:57,814 你沒事吧? 嗯 1036 00:44:57,924 --> 00:44:58,948 好的 1037 00:44:58,992 --> 00:45:00,584 呃,對不起,小姐? 1038 00:45:00,627 --> 00:45:02,959 你知不知道尼克隊現在的比分? 1039 00:45:02,996 --> 00:45:04,588 你看我像那種 1040 00:45:04,631 --> 00:45:06,496 知道比賽得分的人嗎? 1041 00:45:06,533 --> 00:45:08,433 不,你不像 1042 00:45:10,236 --> 00:45:14,195 大麥有什麼問題嗎? 1043 00:45:14,240 --> 00:45:16,640 不,不 1044 00:45:21,247 --> 00:45:24,307 我男朋友覺得我太胖了! 1045 00:45:25,885 --> 00:45:29,184 在他面前我吃不下東西! 1046 00:45:29,222 --> 00:45:30,621 在你面前我吃不下! 1047 00:45:30,657 --> 00:45:33,455 我得去一下洗手間 我不覺得你... 1048 00:45:33,493 --> 00:45:35,188 我不覺得你胖 1049 00:45:38,698 --> 00:45:40,893 我不覺得她胖 1050 00:45:50,543 --> 00:45:51,669 比賽怎麼樣了? 1051 00:45:51,711 --> 00:45:54,145 史普剛上場,還有23秒 1052 00:45:54,180 --> 00:45:55,647 尼克隊得球 1053 00:45:55,682 --> 00:45:56,979 把球搶到啊,夥計 1054 00:45:57,016 --> 00:45:58,210 快啊! 1055 00:45:58,251 --> 00:45:58,808 投啊! 1056 00:45:59,853 --> 00:46:01,150 哦!進了! 1057 00:46:01,187 --> 00:46:02,245 哦,夥計! 1058 00:46:02,288 --> 00:46:03,312 快,把它搶回來 1059 00:46:06,426 --> 00:46:07,393 快點 1060 00:46:07,427 --> 00:46:08,485 把球搶回來,把球搶回來! 1061 00:46:08,528 --> 00:46:10,052 傑克森得球 1062 00:46:10,096 --> 00:46:11,324 傑克森一個轉身過人 1063 00:46:11,364 --> 00:46:12,331 把它搶回來! 不! 1064 00:46:12,365 --> 00:46:13,491 媽的! 1065 00:46:13,533 --> 00:46:14,659 比賽時間結束 1066 00:46:14,701 --> 00:46:15,759 媽的! 倒板! 1067 00:46:15,802 --> 00:46:17,292 國王隊打敗了尼克隊 1068 00:46:17,337 --> 00:46:18,770 這是他們本賽季首次勝利 1069 00:46:18,838 --> 00:46:20,328 看下次吧 1070 00:46:27,981 --> 00:46:29,949 還好,有點意思 1071 00:46:29,983 --> 00:46:33,441 好的,11點25分 1072 00:46:33,486 --> 00:46:34,885 體育新聞 1073 00:46:34,921 --> 00:46:36,218 啊,來了 1074 00:46:37,924 --> 00:46:41,257 然後馬克傑克森一個背後傳球 傳給柯克湯瑪斯... 1075 00:46:41,294 --> 00:46:42,591 抱歉我們錯過了比賽 1076 00:46:42,629 --> 00:46:44,460 看住,看住.轉身! 1077 00:46:44,497 --> 00:46:47,193 比賽還剩下30秒,史普威爾... 1078 00:46:47,233 --> 00:46:47,927 上啊,寶貝! 1079 00:46:47,967 --> 00:46:49,264 哦,真不敢相信 1080 00:46:49,302 --> 00:46:50,701 他居然沒投中 1081 00:46:50,737 --> 00:46:52,034 投啊,投啊! 1082 00:46:52,071 --> 00:46:54,471 還有12秒,比賽... 中! 1083 00:46:54,507 --> 00:46:56,634 你怎麼知道他沒投中的? 1084 00:46:58,478 --> 00:47:00,241 他總是...投不中 1085 00:47:00,279 --> 00:47:02,042 ...這樣就結束了... 周日體育專欄報導的 1086 00:47:02,081 --> 00:47:04,549 ...因為尼克隊沒機會再組織進攻 1087 00:47:06,386 --> 00:47:09,082 啊,夥計 1088 00:47:10,623 --> 00:47:11,817 休斯頓從來都沒失手過 1089 00:47:11,857 --> 00:47:13,950 周日體育專欄報導的 1090 00:47:25,271 --> 00:47:27,762 蘇菲亞公主想出來玩玩嗎? 1091 00:47:27,873 --> 00:47:31,138 誰是蘇菲亞公主? 1092 00:47:34,780 --> 00:47:36,270 不...不! 1093 00:47:36,315 --> 00:47:37,782 啊,你...你... 1094 00:47:37,883 --> 00:47:39,783 哇哦,你..你是開玩笑的,對吧? 1095 00:47:39,885 --> 00:47:41,352 蘇菲亞公主? 1096 00:47:41,387 --> 00:47:43,218 小,大,小,大,我不知道 1097 00:47:43,255 --> 00:47:44,483 我們會看到的! 1098 00:47:44,523 --> 00:47:45,990 啊,你知道,等一下 1099 00:47:46,025 --> 00:47:46,957 啊,不,不 1100 00:47:48,694 --> 00:47:49,956 好了,聽著 1101 00:47:49,995 --> 00:47:52,463 你不能叫我的...我的傢伙 1102 00:47:52,498 --> 00:47:54,159 蘇菲亞公主,它不是... 1103 00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:55,599 不,我能 1104 00:47:55,634 --> 00:47:56,794 聽...聽我說 1105 00:47:56,869 --> 00:47:59,303 如果你要給我的...傢伙起名字的話,好 1106 00:47:59,338 --> 00:48:01,806 你也得給它起個陽剛點的名字,好嗎? 1107 00:48:01,841 --> 00:48:04,605 比如史派克或者布區,或者戰士之王克魯 1108 00:48:04,643 --> 00:48:05,735 但不能叫蘇菲亞公主 1109 00:48:05,845 --> 00:48:07,039 你剛才說什麼? 1110 00:48:07,079 --> 00:48:09,639 史派克 1111 00:48:09,682 --> 00:48:11,013 你知道我的意思? 1112 00:48:11,050 --> 00:48:13,143 不,不,在史派克後面說的 1113 00:48:13,185 --> 00:48:13,981 布區 1114 00:48:14,019 --> 00:48:15,509 布區後面 1115 00:48:18,190 --> 00:48:20,886 克魯... 戰士之王克魯 1116 00:48:20,926 --> 00:48:26,523 那戰士之王克魯想出來玩玩嗎? 1117 00:48:27,867 --> 00:48:29,129 哦,快點... 不 1118 00:48:30,536 --> 00:48:33,664 克魯 1119 00:48:33,706 --> 00:48:35,640 你知道嗎? 1120 00:48:35,674 --> 00:48:37,005 因為... 1121 00:48:37,042 --> 00:48:40,136 強烈的恥辱,國王已經... 1122 00:48:40,179 --> 00:48:42,704 暫時放棄了自己的王位 1123 00:48:42,748 --> 00:48:44,773 好嗎? 哦! 1124 00:48:44,817 --> 00:48:46,341 是啊 1125 00:48:46,385 --> 00:48:48,785 嗯,那樣的話... 1126 00:48:48,888 --> 00:48:50,753 我最好得走了 1127 00:48:54,527 --> 00:48:56,654 好好照顧我們的蕨寶寶啊,親愛的 1128 00:49:14,780 --> 00:49:17,749 你好 1129 00:49:17,783 --> 00:49:18,943 我明天能見你嗎? 1130 00:49:18,984 --> 00:49:20,542 真的? 1131 00:49:20,586 --> 00:49:22,178 我想是的 1132 00:49:23,589 --> 00:49:24,715 打電話給我 1133 00:49:24,757 --> 00:49:25,724 我會的 1134 00:49:25,758 --> 00:49:26,747 我也會打電話給你的 1135 00:49:26,792 --> 00:49:27,759 做個好夢 1136 00:49:27,793 --> 00:49:29,761 記得接電話! 1137 00:49:29,795 --> 00:49:31,126 什麼? 1138 00:49:33,132 --> 00:49:34,099 怎麼又是"冰樣的"? 1139 00:49:34,333 --> 00:49:37,427 "北極的、冰凍的、嚴寒的" 1140 00:49:37,470 --> 00:49:38,937 "星光閃閃"怎麼樣? 1141 00:49:38,971 --> 00:49:40,768 泰爾最喜歡的電影 1142 00:49:40,806 --> 00:49:41,966 太差了 1143 00:49:42,007 --> 00:49:43,167 啊? 1144 00:49:43,209 --> 00:49:45,575 "閃爍、閃光、火花" 1145 00:49:45,611 --> 00:49:47,772 "火花..."好像不錯 1146 00:49:47,813 --> 00:49:48,973 啊,那太糟了 1147 00:49:49,014 --> 00:49:50,345 兄弟們,我們休息一下吧 1148 00:49:50,382 --> 00:49:52,247 啊?喝點咖啡,打打桌球 1149 00:49:52,284 --> 00:49:53,410 放鬆一下 1150 00:49:53,452 --> 00:49:55,647 也許我就能集中精神了 1151 00:49:55,688 --> 00:49:58,452 因為那個女人讓我快發瘋了 1152 00:49:58,491 --> 00:50:00,459 哪個女人...安蒂,還是蘇菲亞公主? 1153 00:50:01,494 --> 00:50:02,791 好,好,好! 1154 00:50:02,828 --> 00:50:03,795 等一下 1155 00:50:03,829 --> 00:50:05,797 你好像在尼克那場比賽後說 1156 00:50:05,898 --> 00:50:07,126 她是個女神的? 1157 00:50:07,166 --> 00:50:09,634 哦,她是的,那是安蒂好的一面,兄弟 1158 00:50:09,668 --> 00:50:11,693 她令人驚奇、有趣、冷靜、性感 1159 00:50:11,737 --> 00:50:13,967 我現在說的是她邪惡的一面 1160 00:50:14,006 --> 00:50:15,132 就好像是... 1161 00:50:15,174 --> 00:50:17,802 就像是放大了的凱西李姬芙德 1162 00:50:17,843 --> 00:50:19,572 她...她恐怕有雙重性格 1163 00:50:19,612 --> 00:50:22,137 不過,她的南極肯定是占優勢的 1164 00:50:22,181 --> 00:50:26,117 你要做的就是再堅持5天 1165 00:50:26,151 --> 00:50:27,118 甜心! 1166 00:50:27,152 --> 00:50:28,813 應該不會太困難 1167 00:50:28,854 --> 00:50:30,116 你好! 安蒂! 1168 00:50:30,155 --> 00:50:31,486 我的小甜心 嗨,親愛的 1169 00:50:31,524 --> 00:50:32,821 我們正在說你呢 1170 00:50:32,858 --> 00:50:34,086 你好 1171 00:50:34,126 --> 00:50:35,821 你怎麼樣? 你看起來漂亮極了 1172 00:50:35,861 --> 00:50:36,828 哦,謝謝 1173 00:50:36,862 --> 00:50:38,489 安蒂,這是東尼,這是泰爾 1174 00:50:38,531 --> 00:50:39,498 哦,是啊 嗨 1175 00:50:39,532 --> 00:50:41,363 小班跟我說過你們倆的很多事 1176 00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,994 哦,嗯,小班也說過你的很多好事 1177 00:50:45,204 --> 00:50:47,035 哦,他們看起來不像是頭腦簡單的啊 1178 00:50:47,072 --> 00:50:48,198 親愛的 1179 00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:49,207 嗯? 1180 00:50:49,241 --> 00:50:50,208 看看 1181 00:50:50,242 --> 00:50:51,334 我給我們買了什麼 1182 00:50:52,511 --> 00:50:53,671 看看他 1183 00:50:56,382 --> 00:50:58,009 看他走路的樣子,是什麼啊? 1184 00:50:58,050 --> 00:50:59,540 還穿毛衣呢 1185 00:50:59,585 --> 00:51:01,985 他是中國冠毛犬 1186 00:51:02,021 --> 00:51:03,147 開玩笑的吧 1187 00:51:03,188 --> 00:51:04,951 中國冠毛犬 嗯 1188 00:51:04,990 --> 00:51:06,787 那,它...它看起來像是條狗,對吧? 1189 00:51:07,693 --> 00:51:08,682 他開口了 1190 00:51:08,727 --> 00:51:09,955 哦,班,班 1191 00:51:09,995 --> 00:51:11,053 你有狗了 1192 00:51:11,096 --> 00:51:12,324 你傷害克魯的感情了 1193 00:51:12,364 --> 00:51:13,058 他叫克魯? 1194 00:51:13,098 --> 00:51:15,623 克魯...戰士之王克魯 1195 00:51:15,668 --> 00:51:17,795 哦,對,很明顯你就是這麼說的... 1196 00:51:18,837 --> 00:51:19,804 哦,等等,還有東西 1197 00:51:19,838 --> 00:51:20,805 還有什麼? 1198 00:51:20,839 --> 00:51:21,806 哦,漂亮 1199 00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:22,807 給我的? 對 1200 00:51:22,841 --> 00:51:24,468 出城的時候穿的? 試一下看看 1201 00:51:24,510 --> 00:51:26,535 看起來像...雨衣的裡子 1202 00:51:26,579 --> 00:51:28,137 中號,好啊 很襯你的!試一下看看 1203 00:51:28,180 --> 00:51:30,444 確實會很合身的,親愛的,謝謝 1204 00:51:30,482 --> 00:51:31,449 不,班,穿上試試 1205 00:51:31,483 --> 00:51:32,711 你是該穿一下試試,不然 1206 00:51:32,751 --> 00:51:34,218 你就不知道合不合身... 1207 00:51:34,253 --> 00:51:35,220 哦,試一下吧 1208 00:51:35,254 --> 00:51:36,516 對誰都沒有壞處嘛 1209 00:51:36,555 --> 00:51:38,147 我只是想把它留到 1210 00:51:38,190 --> 00:51:39,748 更好的場合穿 1211 00:51:39,792 --> 00:51:41,657 看看效果 1212 00:51:41,694 --> 00:51:43,218 哦,好,非常好 1213 00:51:44,730 --> 00:51:45,890 你穿卡其色衣服真好看 1214 00:51:47,533 --> 00:51:50,366 我們將會組成一個興奮的小家庭 1215 00:51:51,403 --> 00:51:52,927 就我們三個 1216 00:51:52,972 --> 00:51:55,065 我們已經是的了,不是嗎? 1217 00:51:56,809 --> 00:51:58,572 他是我們的兒子,班 1218 00:51:58,611 --> 00:52:00,078 哦,看啊,真甜蜜 1219 00:52:05,217 --> 00:52:07,515 安蒂,我也很高興見到你,甜心 1220 00:52:07,553 --> 00:52:08,577 啊,我抓住你了 1221 00:52:08,621 --> 00:52:09,713 抓到了,抓到了 1222 00:52:09,755 --> 00:52:10,722 抓到了,抓到了,抓到了 1223 00:52:11,757 --> 00:52:13,725 他只是還沒習慣上廁所 1224 00:52:15,094 --> 00:52:16,083 他尿得不錯 1225 00:52:17,997 --> 00:52:19,464 過來,小叮?國王 1226 00:52:19,498 --> 00:52:20,556 不,不,不 1227 00:52:20,599 --> 00:52:21,725 過來,叮?國王 1228 00:52:21,767 --> 00:52:23,394 他是叮?國王 哦,是的 1229 00:52:23,435 --> 00:52:25,232 誰是我的小叮?? 叮?,叮? 1230 00:52:25,270 --> 00:52:26,362 恭喜你們 1231 00:52:26,405 --> 00:52:27,429 小格子布家庭 1232 00:52:27,473 --> 00:52:28,940 我們,你知道的,我們有很多 1233 00:52:28,974 --> 00:52:30,464 工作要做,但是... 1234 00:52:30,509 --> 00:52:31,476 我們這個還是要 1235 00:52:31,510 --> 00:52:32,602 去你家玩撲克嗎? 1236 00:52:32,645 --> 00:52:34,135 哦,當然了 男人之夜 1237 00:52:35,180 --> 00:52:36,147 很高興見到你 1238 00:52:36,181 --> 00:52:37,148 很高興見到你 1239 00:52:37,182 --> 00:52:38,149 還有,當然,克魯 1240 00:52:38,183 --> 00:52:39,309 再見,說再見,小克魯 好的 1241 00:52:39,351 --> 00:52:40,784 用點肥皂水就能洗掉 1242 00:52:40,819 --> 00:52:41,786 他會叫,"汪,汪" 1243 00:52:41,820 --> 00:52:42,752 好的,謝謝,夥計們 1244 00:52:43,856 --> 00:52:45,824 過來 1245 00:52:45,858 --> 00:52:47,257 你愛他嗎? 1246 00:52:47,292 --> 00:52:48,259 我愛 1247 00:52:48,293 --> 00:52:50,523 哦,看看克魯的項鏈 1248 00:52:50,562 --> 00:52:53,827 他身上的碎鑽比莉柏拉絲的還多 你覺得呢? 1249 00:52:53,866 --> 00:52:55,595 哦,只是加了點首飾罷了 1250 00:52:58,871 --> 00:53:00,429 首飾? 1251 00:53:00,472 --> 00:53:03,066 首飾 1252 00:53:03,108 --> 00:53:04,132 我們的想法很大膽 1253 00:53:04,176 --> 00:53:05,234 嶄新,新鮮 1254 00:53:05,277 --> 00:53:07,438 "戴上首飾" 1255 00:53:07,479 --> 00:53:08,446 你說什麼? 1256 00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:09,640 "戴上首飾..." 1257 00:53:09,682 --> 00:53:11,377 我們的競選口號 1258 00:53:11,417 --> 00:53:12,577 在蛋糕上灑上糖霜 1259 00:53:12,618 --> 00:53:15,086 我們在開會,班傑明 1260 00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,418 我要說的跟鑽石有關,他們有如戴上首飾 1261 00:53:17,456 --> 00:53:19,924 好像在說,"哇,你想看看她戴的首飾嗎?" 1262 00:53:19,958 --> 00:53:21,425 戴上首飾 戴上首飾 1263 00:53:21,460 --> 00:53:22,791 你是怎麼想出來的? 1264 00:53:22,828 --> 00:53:23,795 我是從一個 1265 00:53:23,829 --> 00:53:25,421 瘋狂的愛上我的女人那裡得來的靈感 1266 00:53:26,465 --> 00:53:27,659 有可能 1267 00:53:27,700 --> 00:53:30,567 但是關於那個女人是不是瘋狂的愛上了你 1268 00:53:30,602 --> 00:53:32,126 我還是要等到聚會那天才能決定 1269 00:53:32,171 --> 00:53:33,502 如果他能把她帶到那裡去 1270 00:53:33,539 --> 00:53:36,940 現在,只要想想看... 女士們,戴上首飾 1271 00:53:36,975 --> 00:53:38,704 戴上首飾 1272 00:53:38,744 --> 00:53:40,268 我們能在聚會上宣布 1273 00:53:40,312 --> 00:53:40,971 它將會成為主題詞 1274 00:53:41,013 --> 00:53:41,479 是的 1275 00:53:41,513 --> 00:53:42,673 所有東西都掛上首飾 1276 00:53:42,715 --> 00:53:43,807 所有的東西 馬丁尼酒杯 1277 00:53:43,916 --> 00:53:44,814 裝飾燈 1278 00:53:44,917 --> 00:53:46,544 啊,所有的珠寶 1279 00:53:46,585 --> 00:53:47,176 還有女人 1280 00:53:47,219 --> 00:53:48,481 整個聚會... 1281 00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:49,987 就像一顆閃亮的鑽石 1282 00:53:50,022 --> 00:53:51,580 珠光閃閃 1283 00:53:53,592 --> 00:53:55,287 紐約的女人們! 1284 00:53:55,327 --> 00:53:57,124 戴上首飾吧! 1285 00:53:57,162 --> 00:53:59,562 嘿,戴上這個吧! 1286 00:53:59,598 --> 00:54:01,361 我喜歡 1287 00:54:06,872 --> 00:54:08,737 我聽到了 1288 00:54:08,774 --> 00:54:11,106 你有17個留言 1289 00:54:11,143 --> 00:54:13,441 留言一,接收於5點44分 1290 00:54:13,479 --> 00:54:14,639 哦,坐下,坐 1291 00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:16,773 嗨,甜豆豆,是我 1292 00:54:16,815 --> 00:54:17,782 你在哪裡? 1293 00:54:17,816 --> 00:54:18,976 我不在家 1294 00:54:19,017 --> 00:54:21,144 接收於5點47分 1295 00:54:21,186 --> 00:54:24,485 小班,我是安蒂,我猜你不在家 1296 00:54:24,523 --> 00:54:27,321 第三通,接收於5點48分 1297 00:54:27,359 --> 00:54:28,792 小班熊,你怎麼不聽電話? 1298 00:54:28,827 --> 00:54:29,987 不,我聽的 1299 00:54:30,028 --> 00:54:31,791 第四通,接收於5點49分 1300 00:54:31,864 --> 00:54:32,990 嗨,夥計 1301 00:54:33,031 --> 00:54:34,589 今晚是第三場比賽,金髮妞隊 1302 00:54:34,633 --> 00:54:35,930 不要遲到,不然我就殺了你 1303 00:54:37,002 --> 00:54:37,969 誰?! 1304 00:54:38,003 --> 00:54:39,163 是我 1305 00:54:39,204 --> 00:54:41,798 第五通,接收於5點52分 1306 00:54:41,874 --> 00:54:43,466 是我 1307 00:54:46,845 --> 00:54:48,005 真是讓人驚喜 1308 00:54:48,046 --> 00:54:49,479 想抓住你 1309 00:54:49,515 --> 00:54:50,482 什麼? 1310 00:54:50,516 --> 00:54:52,484 我做了件有點古怪的事 1311 00:54:52,518 --> 00:54:54,286 呃? 1312 00:54:54,419 --> 00:54:56,512 我今天上班的時候用Photoshop 1313 00:54:56,554 --> 00:54:58,613 把我們的臉合成在一起 1314 00:54:58,657 --> 00:55:01,057 來看看我們的孩子會長成什麼樣子 1315 00:55:01,092 --> 00:55:02,650 我們的...家庭...相冊! 1316 00:55:15,273 --> 00:55:17,901 你不想看看我們的孩子們嗎? 1317 00:55:17,942 --> 00:55:21,105 我們沒有... 1318 00:55:21,146 --> 00:55:22,238 孩子 1319 00:55:33,124 --> 00:55:35,820 我恨你 1320 00:55:38,029 --> 00:55:39,189 你知道什麼? 1321 00:55:39,230 --> 00:55:40,288 對不起,不不不 1322 00:55:40,332 --> 00:55:42,232 我不是那個意思,好嗎? 1323 00:55:42,267 --> 00:55:44,599 我...讓我看看吧 1324 00:55:44,636 --> 00:55:45,603 請讓我看看 1325 00:55:45,637 --> 00:55:47,002 我們沒有孩子! 1326 00:55:47,038 --> 00:55:49,131 哦,我以為你是指...克魯 1327 00:55:49,174 --> 00:55:50,402 我只是想... 1328 00:55:50,442 --> 00:55:52,205 你能讓我看看他們嗎? 1329 00:55:52,243 --> 00:55:53,972 你不想看他們的 1330 00:55:54,012 --> 00:55:56,412 我想,請...請讓我看看 1331 00:55:56,448 --> 00:55:58,348 我真的想看 1332 00:55:58,383 --> 00:56:00,681 真的? 1333 00:56:00,719 --> 00:56:01,686 是的 1334 00:56:01,720 --> 00:56:02,709 好吧 1335 00:56:03,988 --> 00:56:05,580 這是我們的婚禮 1336 00:56:09,027 --> 00:56:11,427 這是我們的第一個孩子 1337 00:56:11,463 --> 00:56:12,760 小小班 1338 00:56:12,864 --> 00:56:14,126 是的 1339 00:56:16,534 --> 00:56:17,694 這是我們 1340 00:56:17,736 --> 00:56:19,260 在夏威夷度假 1341 00:56:19,304 --> 00:56:21,772 小安蒂騎在我的肩膀上 1342 00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:24,172 還有...答-答-答 1343 00:56:24,209 --> 00:56:25,267 小班傑明騎在你的肩膀上 1344 00:56:26,711 --> 00:56:27,700 這是小安蒂 1345 00:56:27,746 --> 00:56:29,236 這些都是我們的孩子 1346 00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:31,373 在瑞士,唱歌 1347 00:56:31,416 --> 00:56:34,385 我們的孩子可真是... 1348 00:56:34,419 --> 00:56:35,613 有魅力 1349 00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:43,793 是的! 1350 00:56:43,828 --> 00:56:46,797 啊,嗨,媽媽 1351 00:56:46,831 --> 00:56:48,389 啊,是的,我很好 1352 00:56:48,433 --> 00:56:49,730 是的,她是 1353 00:56:49,768 --> 00:56:50,735 等一下 1354 00:56:50,769 --> 00:56:51,895 找你的 1355 00:56:51,936 --> 00:56:54,131 哦,好 1356 00:56:54,172 --> 00:56:56,140 嗨,葛蘭達 1357 00:56:56,174 --> 00:56:57,801 為什麼我媽媽會打電話給你? 1358 00:56:57,842 --> 00:56:58,809 噓 1359 00:56:58,843 --> 00:57:02,006 我剛剛給他看了 1360 00:57:02,046 --> 00:57:04,207 他覺得我們的孩子 1361 00:57:04,249 --> 00:57:07,116 會很有魅力的 1362 00:57:09,454 --> 00:57:10,478 哦,不 1363 00:57:11,790 --> 00:57:13,519 好吧,你回去做飯吧 1364 00:57:13,558 --> 00:57:14,684 過幾天再給我打電話 1365 00:57:14,726 --> 00:57:16,523 明天,好 1366 00:57:16,561 --> 00:57:17,619 好了,葛蘭達 1367 00:57:17,662 --> 00:57:18,788 我也愛你,再見 1368 00:57:19,998 --> 00:57:21,090 謝謝,親愛的 1369 00:57:21,132 --> 00:57:22,326 耶 1370 00:57:23,802 --> 00:57:26,794 你跟我媽媽談過,啊? 1371 00:57:28,139 --> 00:57:29,868 是的,我打電話找她 1372 00:57:29,908 --> 00:57:31,899 要了你的幾張小時候的照片 放在我們的相冊裡 1373 00:57:31,943 --> 00:57:33,934 你從來沒告訴過我... 1374 00:57:33,978 --> 00:57:36,037 到5歲還用尿布呢 1375 00:57:38,817 --> 00:57:40,341 我跟你說,親愛的,我還要去... 1376 00:57:41,419 --> 00:57:43,785 啊,不 1377 00:57:43,888 --> 00:57:45,219 饒了我吧,兄弟 1378 00:57:45,256 --> 00:57:47,747 你覺得他是不是以為那是草地? 1379 00:58:13,785 --> 00:58:16,413 哦... 1380 00:58:16,454 --> 00:58:18,115 哦,天 1381 00:58:39,811 --> 00:58:40,778 嘿,小班熊? 1382 00:58:40,812 --> 00:58:42,143 嘿! 1383 00:58:42,180 --> 00:58:43,306 今晚有活動嗎? 1384 00:58:43,348 --> 00:58:44,747 今晚? 1385 00:58:44,782 --> 00:58:46,272 我還有個驚喜要給你 1386 00:58:46,317 --> 00:58:48,785 啊...你知道嗎? 1387 00:58:48,820 --> 00:58:50,788 今晚可不是很湊巧 1388 00:58:50,889 --> 00:58:52,447 我,我要加班 1389 00:58:52,490 --> 00:58:53,787 有很多事要做 哦,不 1390 00:58:53,892 --> 00:58:54,790 是的,是的,我知道 1391 00:58:54,893 --> 00:58:55,791 今晚有尼克隊的比賽 1392 00:58:55,894 --> 00:58:57,555 我給我們倆做了椰菜蘆薈砂鍋 1393 00:58:57,595 --> 00:58:59,893 就放在電視前面 1394 00:58:59,931 --> 00:59:01,922 但是我們就是那樣也不行 1395 00:59:01,966 --> 00:59:03,228 因為我必須要加班 1396 00:59:03,268 --> 00:59:06,066 那太糟糕了,因為我買了今晚的票 1397 00:59:06,104 --> 00:59:08,072 票？ 1398 00:59:08,005 --> 00:59:09,802 票啊!多好的票啊! 1399 00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:12,240 前排,現場右側 1400 00:59:12,276 --> 00:59:14,141 我的意思是,你都能聞到... 1401 00:59:14,178 --> 00:59:16,305 舞台上的汗味 1402 00:59:16,346 --> 00:59:18,974 我想... 1403 00:59:19,016 --> 00:59:20,643 我... 1404 00:59:20,684 --> 00:59:22,549 我真的不必那麼做 1405 00:59:22,586 --> 00:59:24,019 哦,為什麼我不去找 1406 00:59:24,054 --> 00:59:26,181 東尼,他可以代替我的,對吧? 1407 00:59:26,223 --> 00:59:27,656 很好啊 1408 00:59:27,724 --> 00:59:30,249 是啊! 謝謝 1409 00:59:30,294 --> 00:59:32,159 親愛的,真是太謝謝你了 1410 00:59:32,196 --> 00:59:35,165 爽! 1411 00:59:35,199 --> 00:59:37,827 哦,瞧瞧幾點啦? 1412 00:59:39,269 --> 00:59:42,102 這是人生的第一次 1413 00:59:42,139 --> 00:59:44,664 我想跟你一起分享 1414 00:59:49,379 --> 00:59:52,678 她演繹得跌宕起伏 1415 00:59:52,716 --> 00:59:54,911 我從沒受過 1416 00:59:54,952 --> 00:59:56,385 如此強的震撼 1417 00:59:58,822 --> 01:00:01,222 那在這一切之後,他仍沒有離開你? 1418 01:00:01,258 --> 01:00:03,783 哦,我來告訴你,這叫做激烈的度量標準 1419 01:00:03,827 --> 01:00:04,919 少來了 1420 01:00:04,961 --> 01:00:06,292 集中注意 1421 01:00:06,329 --> 01:00:09,093 你被粘上了? 1422 01:00:09,132 --> 01:00:11,498 緊貼著,無法離開的,嘀咕不停的... 1423 01:00:11,535 --> 01:00:12,968 幼稚的話? 1424 01:00:13,003 --> 01:00:16,302 偶爾吧! 我的意思是,我能把握好分寸 1425 01:00:16,339 --> 01:00:18,705 我曾試著不讓麥克跟他的舊女友聯繫 1426 01:00:18,809 --> 01:00:21,607 或是更好點,跟你所有過去的男友談談 1427 01:00:21,645 --> 01:00:23,374 沒錯,沒錯,沒錯 1428 01:00:23,413 --> 01:00:25,278 但那不適用於這個傢伙 1429 01:00:25,315 --> 01:00:26,839 我意思是,這是Defcon Five 1430 01:00:26,883 --> 01:00:28,510 我必須真心真意的做些事 1431 01:00:28,552 --> 01:00:30,543 那不好笑 1432 01:00:32,723 --> 01:00:35,055 聽著,我必須在明天之前好好考慮點事 1433 01:00:35,092 --> 01:00:37,720 等等,為什麼不在今晚呢? 1434 01:00:37,794 --> 01:00:39,694 撲克之夜,男生們的節日夜晚 1435 01:00:39,730 --> 01:00:41,288 哦,麥克也常參加男生之夜 1436 01:00:41,331 --> 01:00:43,322 男生之夜? 你讓他去男生之夜? 1437 01:00:43,366 --> 01:00:45,834 他們每周都搞一次 1438 01:00:45,869 --> 01:00:48,599 在他認識你之前 1439 01:00:48,638 --> 01:00:50,868 你想說什麼? 1440 01:00:50,907 --> 01:00:52,932 我想你知道我想說什麼 1441 01:00:55,178 --> 01:00:57,237 感覺運氣不錯嗎,夥計們? 是的 1442 01:00:57,280 --> 01:00:59,510 斯文的班,壓兩塊 1443 01:00:59,549 --> 01:01:01,847 我覺得我運氣比你好 1444 01:01:01,885 --> 01:01:04,945 很走運沒有把席琳狄翁的演唱會 從頭看到完 1445 01:01:06,089 --> 01:01:08,114 那就是真愛的真諦,我的朋友 1446 01:01:08,158 --> 01:01:09,284 我放棄 1447 01:01:09,326 --> 01:01:10,953 好吧,我想見見你們兩個,再加50 1448 01:01:10,994 --> 01:01:12,188 她在跟你談戀愛? 1449 01:01:12,229 --> 01:01:13,457 你在取笑我? 她都準備結婚了 1450 01:01:13,497 --> 01:01:14,464 叫牌 1451 01:01:14,498 --> 01:01:15,829 好吧,夥計們 1452 01:01:15,866 --> 01:01:17,493 看牌哭去吧 哦,見鬼 1453 01:01:17,534 --> 01:01:19,126 通殺啊? 1454 01:01:19,169 --> 01:01:20,796 見鬼 沒什麼 1455 01:01:20,837 --> 01:01:22,702 我有一張三和一張麼 1456 01:01:22,739 --> 01:01:25,139 沒有比這更好的了 1457 01:01:25,175 --> 01:01:26,267 看那 1458 01:01:26,309 --> 01:01:27,776 小班,我回來了 1459 01:01:31,014 --> 01:01:32,845 嗨,親愛的 1460 01:01:32,883 --> 01:01:34,441 嘿,安蒂 1461 01:01:36,286 --> 01:01:38,254 她有鑰匙? 1462 01:01:38,288 --> 01:01:39,880 那合法嗎? 1463 01:01:39,923 --> 01:01:42,721 我沒想到你會來 1464 01:01:43,894 --> 01:01:46,556 你怎麼弄到鑰匙的? 1465 01:01:46,596 --> 01:01:49,258 哦,親愛的,是從法蘭西斯可,你的跟班 1466 01:01:49,299 --> 01:01:50,891 他為我再配了一把 1467 01:01:50,934 --> 01:01:52,231 法蘭西斯可? 1468 01:01:52,269 --> 01:01:53,736 嗯 好的 1469 01:01:53,837 --> 01:01:55,737 你沒事吧,小班? 1470 01:01:55,806 --> 01:01:57,603 不,我沒事 你沒事? 1471 01:01:57,641 --> 01:01:59,074 不,不,不,不 我沒事,我沒事 1472 01:01:59,109 --> 01:02:00,508 哦,好的 你認識一下這些傢伙們 1473 01:02:00,544 --> 01:02:02,603 他們是,東尼、克萊、法蘭西斯 哦,好的! 1474 01:02:02,646 --> 01:02:03,544 嘿 當心! 1475 01:02:03,580 --> 01:02:04,512 嗨 1476 01:02:07,884 --> 01:02:08,942 東尼,你好! 1477 01:02:08,985 --> 01:02:10,009 東尼! 是! 1478 01:02:10,053 --> 01:02:11,042 羅南 羅南 1479 01:02:11,087 --> 01:02:12,076 喬 1480 01:02:12,122 --> 01:02:13,419 喬 嘿,安蒂,夥計們 1481 01:02:13,456 --> 01:02:15,390 我並不想攪了你們的牌局 1482 01:02:15,425 --> 01:02:17,518 我們知道,我們知道,我們都能理解 1483 01:02:17,561 --> 01:02:18,823 我帶來些美味的點心 1484 01:02:18,862 --> 01:02:20,022 點心? 1485 01:02:20,063 --> 01:02:22,861 遊戲繼續 1486 01:02:22,899 --> 01:02:25,129 三張朝上,賭注一美元 1487 01:02:25,168 --> 01:02:26,260 哦,東尼 1488 01:02:26,303 --> 01:02:27,395 嗯? 1489 01:02:27,437 --> 01:02:29,166 討厭的,討厭的比薩餅 哦 1490 01:02:29,206 --> 01:02:31,367 討厭的比薩餅 哦,不 1491 01:02:31,408 --> 01:02:33,000 美味的,美味的,黃瓜三明治 1492 01:02:33,043 --> 01:02:34,169 哦...哦 1493 01:02:35,178 --> 01:02:37,669 第一張牌是9 謝謝 1494 01:02:39,349 --> 01:02:41,112 我來一塊 1495 01:02:41,151 --> 01:02:42,584 好的,當然,好的 1496 01:02:42,619 --> 01:02:43,984 好孩子,很好 1497 01:02:44,020 --> 01:02:46,011 我們繼續...把這拿走 1498 01:02:46,056 --> 01:02:47,148 非常感謝 1499 01:02:47,190 --> 01:02:49,181 亮三張牌,亮三張牌 我壓一元,你們跟嗎? 1500 01:02:49,226 --> 01:02:51,319 快看牌,快看牌 1501 01:02:51,361 --> 01:02:52,453 快看牌 1502 01:03:12,015 --> 01:03:13,243 謝了,小班 1503 01:03:13,283 --> 01:03:14,477 泰爾 1504 01:03:14,517 --> 01:03:16,246 你也要哦,泰爾 1505 01:03:16,286 --> 01:03:17,810 哦,好的 1506 01:03:17,854 --> 01:03:19,151 好吧,大家都壓一元 1507 01:03:19,189 --> 01:03:19,917 下一張牌是5 1508 01:03:19,956 --> 01:03:21,150 9和5 9和5 1509 01:03:21,191 --> 01:03:22,419 又回給你了,提托 1510 01:03:22,459 --> 01:03:25,155 哦!9和7 1511 01:03:25,195 --> 01:03:27,425 通殺 1512 01:03:27,464 --> 01:03:28,829 嗯 1513 01:03:28,865 --> 01:03:29,832 第二輪 1514 01:03:29,866 --> 01:03:31,299 東尼,擲骰子,你先 1515 01:03:31,334 --> 01:03:32,926 她跟你們說了我的底牌 1516 01:03:32,969 --> 01:03:34,231 躲貓貓! 1517 01:03:34,271 --> 01:03:36,705 哦,嘿 嗨! 1518 01:03:36,740 --> 01:03:39,368 夥計們,我們還要在這兒玩牌 還是做些什麼呢? 1519 01:03:39,409 --> 01:03:41,400 我們在玩什麼啊? 1520 01:03:41,444 --> 01:03:43,776 我們在玩牌啊? 1521 01:03:46,383 --> 01:03:47,714 好吧,我已經是最高分了 1522 01:03:47,751 --> 01:03:49,082 我們有一條9,9,夥計們 1523 01:03:49,119 --> 01:03:50,814 9,9 吹氣 1524 01:03:52,322 --> 01:03:53,550 吹氣 1525 01:03:53,590 --> 01:03:55,820 沒人會喜歡鼻塞先生的 1526 01:03:55,859 --> 01:03:58,123 我討厭鼻塞先生 1527 01:03:58,161 --> 01:03:59,355 來吧,擤一下鼻子 1528 01:04:05,669 --> 01:04:06,966 好的,好的,好的 1529 01:04:07,003 --> 01:04:08,027 白的 1530 01:04:08,071 --> 01:04:10,301 健康的男生 好的 1531 01:04:10,340 --> 01:04:12,934 健康 嗯 1532 01:04:14,511 --> 01:04:16,172 東尼,把你的注意力放到牌局上好嗎? 1533 01:04:16,212 --> 01:04:17,179 哦,不 1534 01:04:17,213 --> 01:04:18,339 我們還玩嗎? 1535 01:04:18,381 --> 01:04:19,871 哦,不! 1536 01:04:19,916 --> 01:04:23,215 我們的愛蕨! 1537 01:04:23,253 --> 01:04:25,619 它死了 1538 01:04:27,123 --> 01:04:29,557 不,親愛的,它是睡著了 1539 01:04:29,592 --> 01:04:32,493 你讓它死了! 1540 01:04:33,863 --> 01:04:35,694 你要讓我們去死嗎? 1541 01:04:35,799 --> 01:04:36,925 嗯? 1542 01:04:38,902 --> 01:04:41,063 你該好好想想 1543 01:04:42,205 --> 01:04:44,002 愛蕨是個什麼鬼東西? 1544 01:04:46,977 --> 01:04:48,706 好吧,夥計們 1545 01:04:48,812 --> 01:04:51,337 讓我們試著繼續玩下去 1546 01:04:53,883 --> 01:04:56,283 她沒什麼問題吧? 1547 01:04:56,319 --> 01:04:57,980 上帝啊,我希望是 1548 01:05:03,593 --> 01:05:04,992 嗨 1549 01:05:08,398 --> 01:05:11,390 你們是在說我是某種 1550 01:05:11,434 --> 01:05:13,925 神經病?! 不,不,不,他不是... 1551 01:05:13,970 --> 01:05:15,130 哦,東尼! 1552 01:05:15,171 --> 01:05:17,162 什麼啊?他只是說... 1553 01:05:17,207 --> 01:05:18,640 別這樣了 沒什麼! 1554 01:05:18,675 --> 01:05:20,142 安蒂 沒什麼 1555 01:05:22,312 --> 01:05:23,939 我會自己把愛蕨帶走 1556 01:05:34,257 --> 01:05:35,383 等會兒 1557 01:05:40,697 --> 01:05:42,164 怎麼了? 1558 01:05:42,198 --> 01:05:43,426 我要去聽看看 1559 01:05:43,466 --> 01:05:45,400 好 小聲點 1560 01:05:46,503 --> 01:05:47,970 聽著,這真得讓人反感 1561 01:05:48,004 --> 01:05:50,370 不是嗎?你裝得就像是個真的神經病 1562 01:05:50,407 --> 01:05:51,374 你知道嗎? 1563 01:05:51,408 --> 01:05:52,966 哦,那我就是神經病 1564 01:05:53,009 --> 01:05:55,569 不,你在裝神經病 1565 01:05:55,612 --> 01:05:58,308 閉嘴,可羅 1566 01:05:58,348 --> 01:06:00,009 哦,它是個無辜的動物 1567 01:06:00,050 --> 01:06:01,176 它會活著,好嗎? 我在跟你說話 1568 01:06:01,217 --> 01:06:02,184 我不知道 1569 01:06:02,218 --> 01:06:03,185 我是否能跟個不喜歡動物 1570 01:06:03,219 --> 01:06:05,619 又認為我是個神經病的人交往 1571 01:06:05,655 --> 01:06:07,384 那是我要說的 1572 01:06:07,424 --> 01:06:10,450 我認識的那個性感的,酷,有趣的 1573 01:06:10,493 --> 01:06:12,358 聰明的,美麗的安蒂哪兒去了? 1574 01:06:12,395 --> 01:06:14,260 好吧? 那傢伙想成為 1575 01:06:14,297 --> 01:06:15,992 一個嚴肅的新聞記者? 1576 01:06:16,032 --> 01:06:17,863 你上來了,你下去了,你在這兒,你在那兒 1577 01:06:17,901 --> 01:06:20,369 你就像是個怪誕的女人在玩雜耍,安蒂 1578 01:06:20,403 --> 01:06:22,337 那麼我猜這意味著我們結束了 1579 01:06:22,372 --> 01:06:23,669 是的,我想也是 1580 01:06:23,706 --> 01:06:24,673 很好 1581 01:06:24,707 --> 01:06:26,504 很好 1582 01:06:26,543 --> 01:06:29,137 噢,結束了 1583 01:06:34,351 --> 01:06:35,318 哦! 哇哦! 1584 01:06:42,759 --> 01:06:44,317 結束了,夥計們 1585 01:06:44,361 --> 01:06:45,123 哦,可是... 1586 01:06:45,162 --> 01:06:46,356 不,不,不,不,不 1587 01:06:46,396 --> 01:06:48,193 不,不,不 結束了 1588 01:06:48,232 --> 01:06:49,699 4天,4天 4天多! 1589 01:06:49,733 --> 01:06:51,394 夥計們,你們都在這兒... 你們沒目擊到那女人 1590 01:06:51,435 --> 01:06:52,902 腦子有病? 1591 01:06:52,936 --> 01:06:54,198 你們看到了,嗯! 1592 01:06:54,238 --> 01:06:55,705 是的,我想那是種性感 1593 01:06:55,772 --> 01:06:56,704 是的 1594 01:06:56,773 --> 01:06:58,468 那不是性感 1595 01:06:58,508 --> 01:07:00,703 他是對的,他是對的 不,忘了吧 1596 01:07:00,811 --> 01:07:03,575 那麼,你認為史畢爾絲跟格林 1597 01:07:03,614 --> 01:07:05,241 會覺得在他們的新辦公室舒服嗎? 1598 01:07:05,282 --> 01:07:06,340 哦,當然了,確定 1599 01:07:06,383 --> 01:07:07,577 也許他是興奮的 夥計們,別說了 1600 01:07:07,618 --> 01:07:08,949 他要出售Nerfl橄欖球隊 1601 01:07:08,986 --> 01:07:10,385 嘿,嘿,嘿! 為了他的餘生! 1602 01:07:10,420 --> 01:07:12,115 他也許,就像,可以得到一次 真的好沖洗運動 1603 01:07:12,155 --> 01:07:13,144 嘿,好了! 怎麼了?怎麼了? 1604 01:07:13,190 --> 01:07:14,248 夫婦治療 當然! 1605 01:07:14,291 --> 01:07:15,417 什麼? 1606 01:07:15,459 --> 01:07:16,653 每次我老婆要跟我離婚時 1607 01:07:16,693 --> 01:07:17,660 我就提議去夫婦治療 1608 01:07:17,694 --> 01:07:18,888 那至少花去你4天時間 1609 01:07:18,929 --> 01:07:20,157 她討厭他! 1610 01:07:20,197 --> 01:07:21,892 治療,夫婦治療 1611 01:07:21,932 --> 01:07:23,092 是的,夫婦治療 1612 01:07:23,133 --> 01:07:24,100 夫婦治療! 1613 01:07:24,134 --> 01:07:25,499 夫婦治療 去啊! 1614 01:07:25,535 --> 01:07:26,502 夫婦治療 1615 01:07:26,536 --> 01:07:28,470 夫婦治療 夫婦治療 1616 01:07:28,505 --> 01:07:29,870 夫婦治療! 1617 01:07:29,906 --> 01:07:31,032 喔啊! 1618 01:07:41,218 --> 01:07:42,344 啊! 1619 01:07:42,386 --> 01:07:43,353 安蒂! 1620 01:07:43,387 --> 01:07:45,412 哦,哦,哦,聽我說 1621 01:07:45,455 --> 01:07:46,649 你能原諒我嗎,親愛的? 1622 01:07:46,690 --> 01:07:48,681 聽著,我不知道我在想些什麼,好嗎? 1623 01:07:48,792 --> 01:07:50,020 對不起 1624 01:07:50,060 --> 01:07:51,527 我錯了,安蒂 1625 01:07:51,561 --> 01:07:54,223 你能再給我一次機會嗎? 1626 01:07:55,265 --> 01:07:58,029 你還沒玩夠嗎? 1627 01:07:58,068 --> 01:07:59,695 嘿,聽著,我願意做一切 1628 01:07:59,736 --> 01:08:01,067 起來 1629 01:08:01,104 --> 01:08:02,969 我會做一切的,安蒂 1630 01:08:03,006 --> 01:08:04,132 起來 1631 01:08:04,174 --> 01:08:05,971 聽著,你在想些什麼...? 1632 01:08:06,009 --> 01:08:07,499 你在想些什麼... 1633 01:08:07,544 --> 01:08:10,638 夫婦治療? 1634 01:08:10,747 --> 01:08:12,476 夫婦治療? 1635 01:08:12,516 --> 01:08:13,642 夫婦治療 1636 01:08:13,684 --> 01:08:15,208 聽著,泰爾就在上面那兒 1637 01:08:15,252 --> 01:08:16,310 他認識這類的醫生 1638 01:08:16,353 --> 01:08:17,752 他說他是男人的噩夢 1639 01:08:17,788 --> 01:08:20,279 不,我認識個臨床醫生 1640 01:08:20,324 --> 01:08:22,224 他能很好的幫助像你這樣的傢伙,班傑明 1641 01:08:22,259 --> 01:08:23,658 是的,那是我所需要的 1642 01:08:23,760 --> 01:08:25,591 我會打電話預約個緊急會議 1643 01:08:25,629 --> 01:08:26,994 親愛的,不管怎麼樣 1644 01:08:27,030 --> 01:08:28,657 親親我 1645 01:08:28,699 --> 01:08:30,166 謝謝你,親愛的 1646 01:08:31,201 --> 01:08:33,635 謝謝你的理解 1647 01:08:33,670 --> 01:08:36,503 我愛你,班... 1648 01:08:36,540 --> 01:08:38,735 但我不該立刻喜歡你 1649 01:08:43,714 --> 01:08:45,341 謝謝,安蒂 1650 01:08:50,554 --> 01:08:52,522 啊,見鬼! 1651 01:08:52,556 --> 01:08:54,786 該死的! 1652 01:08:54,825 --> 01:08:57,817 如果你真的想這麼做 1653 01:08:57,861 --> 01:08:59,692 你就必須要敞開心扉 1654 01:08:59,730 --> 01:09:01,527 是的 ...還要深入的挖掘 1655 01:09:01,565 --> 01:09:02,532 好的 1656 01:09:02,566 --> 01:09:03,624 顯露出美麗的心靈 1657 01:09:03,667 --> 01:09:04,656 讓我看看你的牙 1658 01:09:06,370 --> 01:09:08,304 安蒂安德森 1659 01:09:08,338 --> 01:09:10,465 班傑明巴瑞 1660 01:09:10,507 --> 01:09:12,134 請進 1661 01:09:12,175 --> 01:09:13,767 歡迎光臨 1662 01:09:19,349 --> 01:09:20,475 在我們開始之前 1663 01:09:20,517 --> 01:09:22,542 你們想為這次會談付多少錢呢? 1664 01:09:22,586 --> 01:09:24,816 親愛的? 1665 01:09:24,855 --> 01:09:25,947 多少錢? 1666 01:09:25,989 --> 01:09:27,422 300美金 1667 01:09:27,457 --> 01:09:28,549 300美金? 1668 01:09:30,694 --> 01:09:32,753 無論如何,行 1669 01:09:32,796 --> 01:09:34,627 那麼,告訴我 1670 01:09:34,664 --> 01:09:36,495 你們倆認識多久了? 1671 01:09:36,533 --> 01:09:37,522 7天 1672 01:09:37,567 --> 01:09:38,659 7天 1673 01:09:38,735 --> 01:09:39,997 有趣 1674 01:09:40,036 --> 01:09:42,163 來看醫生早了吧? 1675 01:09:42,205 --> 01:09:43,638 好吧,班, 1676 01:09:43,673 --> 01:09:46,335 7天不像是一生,或是其他什麼 1677 01:09:46,376 --> 01:09:48,173 它就像是一周 它... 1678 01:09:49,413 --> 01:09:51,347 你聽到他說話的口氣了嗎? 1679 01:09:51,381 --> 01:09:53,110 我們怎能不因那種口氣 1680 01:09:53,150 --> 01:09:54,242 而產生隔閡呢? 1681 01:09:55,285 --> 01:09:58,015 那你們的性生活呢? 1682 01:09:58,054 --> 01:10:00,181 哦! 1683 01:10:00,223 --> 01:10:01,588 哦...哦 1684 01:10:01,625 --> 01:10:02,649 不,不... 1685 01:10:02,692 --> 01:10:03,852 我們沒發生過性關係 哦,沒有 1686 01:10:03,894 --> 01:10:05,828 班有個很細小的問題 1687 01:10:05,862 --> 01:10:07,193 我沒問題 哦 1688 01:10:07,230 --> 01:10:08,356 有,你有 1689 01:10:08,398 --> 01:10:09,865 沒有,我沒有問題 有 1690 01:10:09,900 --> 01:10:11,094 那是個大問題 1691 01:10:11,134 --> 01:10:12,795 我沒問題 你有問題 1692 01:10:12,836 --> 01:10:13,996 聽著,聽著,聽著,等一會兒 1693 01:10:14,037 --> 01:10:15,504 就在我們想做愛的 1694 01:10:15,539 --> 01:10:16,836 那天晚上 1695 01:10:16,873 --> 01:10:20,104 好吧,她突然決定要給我的...取個昵稱 1696 01:10:20,143 --> 01:10:21,337 陰莖? 1697 01:10:21,378 --> 01:10:22,811 是的“蘇菲亞公主”哈! 1698 01:10:22,846 --> 01:10:24,143 你想要談談 1699 01:10:24,181 --> 01:10:26,376 男人是怎麼做愛的嗎? 喔!來吧! 1700 01:10:26,416 --> 01:10:28,577 我認為那個昵稱很美 1701 01:10:28,618 --> 01:10:30,142 嗯,我明白,班傑明 1702 01:10:30,187 --> 01:10:32,985 那你是何時第一次認識到 1703 01:10:33,023 --> 01:10:35,719 你被其他的男人吸引上了? 1704 01:10:35,759 --> 01:10:38,057 什麼? 哦,那很嚴肅的 1705 01:10:38,094 --> 01:10:39,584 嗯 1706 01:10:39,629 --> 01:10:41,654 班傑明,這是安全的地方 1707 01:10:41,698 --> 01:10:43,825 聽著,很簡單...我喜歡女人,不對嗎? 1708 01:10:43,867 --> 01:10:45,095 這就是所發生的 1709 01:10:45,135 --> 01:10:46,534 我想你 1710 01:10:46,570 --> 01:10:47,935 太武斷了 你看到了?停一下 1711 01:10:47,971 --> 01:10:49,302 這就是我說的那些鬼東西 1712 01:10:49,339 --> 01:10:50,397 那些鬼玩意兒是什麼? 1713 01:10:50,440 --> 01:10:51,407 喔哦,喔哦 1714 01:10:51,441 --> 01:10:52,430 我做了什麼? 1715 01:10:52,476 --> 01:10:54,103 我的意思就是,這就是她的所做 打住! 1716 01:10:54,144 --> 01:10:59,241 你知道的,我在這兒聽到 許多隱藏的怒火,班傑明 1717 01:10:59,282 --> 01:11:00,476 狂暴者 1718 01:11:00,517 --> 01:11:01,745 我不是個狂暴者! 1719 01:11:01,785 --> 01:11:03,116 我說過的 打住... 1720 01:11:03,153 --> 01:11:05,553 你知道嗎...做個深呼吸,班 1721 01:11:06,723 --> 01:11:08,020 好的,來吧 1722 01:11:08,058 --> 01:11:09,252 來吧 1723 01:11:10,293 --> 01:11:11,590 好 1724 01:11:11,628 --> 01:11:13,323 是的,我覺得好多了 1725 01:11:13,363 --> 01:11:14,990 好的,過來 1726 01:11:15,031 --> 01:11:17,295 這我之前見過了 1727 01:11:17,334 --> 01:11:19,097 我見過許多次了 是嗎? 1728 01:11:19,135 --> 01:11:20,363 是的 1729 01:11:20,403 --> 01:11:23,270 喔,你們倆想單獨待會兒嗎? 1730 01:11:23,306 --> 01:11:24,034 不 1731 01:11:24,074 --> 01:11:25,132 也許你該去準備間房 1732 01:11:25,175 --> 01:11:26,540 你勾上了 1733 01:11:26,576 --> 01:11:29,067 我們的精神醫生! 1734 01:11:29,112 --> 01:11:30,511 不,我沒有 有,你有! 1735 01:11:30,547 --> 01:11:31,411 不,我沒有 1736 01:11:31,448 --> 01:11:32,437 你是個病態的調情者! 1737 01:11:32,482 --> 01:11:34,643 上帝啊,5秒鐘前,我是同性戀 1738 01:11:34,684 --> 01:11:36,242 現在我成了病態的調情者? 1739 01:11:36,286 --> 01:11:37,719 我神經一緊張就會出汗 1740 01:11:37,787 --> 01:11:39,084 到底是哪個,安蒂? 1741 01:11:39,122 --> 01:11:41,682 還有除此之外,為什麼我還需要去 1742 01:11:41,725 --> 01:11:42,555 勾其他的女人? 1743 01:11:42,592 --> 01:11:43,718 你已經用了不止是 1744 01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:46,354 十足的人身攻擊來完全占有我 1745 01:11:46,396 --> 01:11:47,727 那很傷人的 1746 01:11:47,797 --> 01:11:49,458 好吧,班 1747 01:11:49,499 --> 01:11:50,966 你為安蒂感到羞愧嗎? 1748 01:11:51,001 --> 01:11:52,332 他當然了! 我沒羞愧 1749 01:11:52,369 --> 01:11:53,393 他當然了,你是的! 1750 01:11:53,436 --> 01:11:54,494 我沒羞愧 1751 01:11:54,538 --> 01:11:55,732 你想那會 1752 01:11:55,772 --> 01:11:56,898 使我怎麼想呢? 1753 01:11:56,940 --> 01:11:58,532 我沒為你感到羞愧 1754 01:11:58,575 --> 01:12:00,566 就像是,當我跟他媽媽談話的時候 1755 01:12:00,610 --> 01:12:02,237 他就一反常態 1756 01:12:02,279 --> 01:12:04,008 不,聽著,你是背著我那麼做的 1757 01:12:04,047 --> 01:12:05,378 她背著我那麼做的 1758 01:12:05,415 --> 01:12:07,406 我只想問聲好 1759 01:12:07,450 --> 01:12:08,815 安蒂,你想要跟我媽媽談談? 1760 01:12:08,852 --> 01:12:10,046 你想要跟我媽媽談談? 1761 01:12:10,086 --> 01:12:11,053 跟我媽媽談談 1762 01:12:11,087 --> 01:12:13,647 嘿,你想跟我全家談談? 1763 01:12:13,690 --> 01:12:15,180 你能跟全家都談談 1764 01:12:15,225 --> 01:12:17,557 我們可以去斯塔頓島 1765 01:12:17,594 --> 01:12:18,561 跟他們度週末,安蒂 1766 01:12:18,595 --> 01:12:20,028 那是個好主意,班 1767 01:12:20,063 --> 01:12:21,189 是嗎? 1768 01:12:21,231 --> 01:12:22,698 怎麼樣,安蒂? 1769 01:12:22,732 --> 01:12:24,063 什麼? 1770 01:12:24,100 --> 01:12:25,624 你願意去斯塔頓島嗎? 1771 01:12:49,059 --> 01:12:50,856 班叔叔,你好! 1772 01:12:54,364 --> 01:12:55,490 謝謝 1773 01:12:55,532 --> 01:12:56,499 是的 1774 01:12:56,533 --> 01:12:59,468 嘿,媽媽,爸爸,我們回來了 1775 01:12:59,502 --> 01:13:00,935 好,見鬼! 1776 01:13:00,971 --> 01:13:02,598 那位帥哥是誰? 1777 01:13:02,639 --> 01:13:05,005 那是我父親當海軍少尉時的樣子 1778 01:13:05,041 --> 01:13:06,668 大概10年前他退役到了這兒 1779 01:13:06,776 --> 01:13:07,970 胡說! 啊哦 1780 01:13:08,011 --> 01:13:09,308 嘿,親愛的 1781 01:13:09,346 --> 01:13:10,335 嘿,親愛的,你在幹什麼啊? 1782 01:13:10,380 --> 01:13:11,574 很高興見到你 很好,時間選得正好 1783 01:13:11,615 --> 01:13:12,843 你知道這是誰嗎? 1784 01:13:12,882 --> 01:13:14,907 我知道,你要你照看下這嬰孩 1785 01:13:14,951 --> 01:13:16,418 看看要不要換尿片 1786 01:13:16,453 --> 01:13:17,920 我知道這是誰 1787 01:13:17,954 --> 01:13:19,080 嗨 嗨,安蒂,我真高興 1788 01:13:19,122 --> 01:13:20,248 你初次來這兒 1789 01:13:20,290 --> 01:13:21,917 你跟你在電話中說的一樣美 1790 01:13:21,958 --> 01:13:22,925 葛蘭達! 1791 01:13:22,959 --> 01:13:24,688 我來了! 上帝啊 1792 01:13:24,761 --> 01:13:26,422 不好意思 帶她上樓去,好嗎? 1793 01:13:26,463 --> 01:13:29,660 哦,好的 還有這是喬伊二世 1794 01:13:29,699 --> 01:13:30,859 見鬼! 1795 01:13:30,900 --> 01:13:33,391 這一家子忍受了來自Tourette的 1796 01:13:33,436 --> 01:13:34,869 我希望這不是個問題 1797 01:13:34,904 --> 01:13:35,871 你真俊 1798 01:13:35,905 --> 01:13:37,338 喬伊,他偷拉便便了 1799 01:13:37,374 --> 01:13:38,807 我們來把你弄乾淨 1800 01:13:38,842 --> 01:13:39,968 到我們身後去 隨意啊 1801 01:13:40,010 --> 01:13:40,977 好的 1802 01:13:42,345 --> 01:13:43,369 哦! 1803 01:13:43,413 --> 01:13:44,380 抓到你了 1804 01:13:44,414 --> 01:13:45,381 好的! 1805 01:13:45,415 --> 01:13:46,973 找到你了 1806 01:13:47,017 --> 01:13:49,144 他抓到你了 1807 01:13:49,185 --> 01:13:50,618 哦... 1808 01:13:50,654 --> 01:13:52,519 阿諾說他抓了3根13 1809 01:13:52,555 --> 01:13:53,681 是的,沒錯 1810 01:13:53,723 --> 01:13:55,452 好吧,阿諾叔叔,你說我敢說否? 1811 01:13:55,492 --> 01:13:56,459 我就要說了 1812 01:13:56,493 --> 01:13:57,721 好吧,我就要說... 1813 01:13:57,827 --> 01:13:58,589 不信! 1814 01:13:59,562 --> 01:14:00,961 嗨 1815 01:14:00,997 --> 01:14:01,725 親愛的? 哦,哇哦 1816 01:14:01,765 --> 01:14:03,665 安蒂 1817 01:14:03,733 --> 01:14:05,394 喔哦,哦,喔哦,不錯! 1818 01:14:05,435 --> 01:14:06,402 過來這兒,安蒂 1819 01:14:06,436 --> 01:14:07,425 跟大家認識一下 好的 1820 01:14:07,470 --> 01:14:08,671 我要你見見班的爸爸,傑克 1821 01:14:08,804 --> 01:14:09,634 你好啊 你好 1822 01:14:09,672 --> 01:14:11,071 歡迎來到寒舍 1823 01:14:11,106 --> 01:14:12,095 這是安蒂,傑克 1824 01:14:12,141 --> 01:14:13,665 謝謝,很高興見到你 1825 01:14:13,742 --> 01:14:14,674 這是我們的阿諾叔叔 1826 01:14:14,743 --> 01:14:15,903 你好,阿諾叔叔 你好,早上好 1827 01:14:15,944 --> 01:14:17,002 這是安蒂 1828 01:14:17,046 --> 01:14:18,911 你看看他,他放屁就像是個榴彈炮 1829 01:14:18,947 --> 01:14:20,539 但他是親戚,那你們要做什麼呢? 1830 01:14:20,582 --> 01:14:22,516 胃腸炎 1831 01:14:22,551 --> 01:14:24,519 是的,沒錯,阿諾普魯斯 1832 01:14:24,553 --> 01:14:25,417 你見過喬伊了? 1833 01:14:25,454 --> 01:14:26,079 女的安蒂 1834 01:14:26,121 --> 01:14:27,088 I-E 1835 01:14:27,122 --> 01:14:28,089 很高興見到你 1836 01:14:28,123 --> 01:14:29,090 好吧,我們現在開始 1837 01:14:29,124 --> 01:14:30,682 這遊戲就是胡扯,你來得正是 1838 01:14:30,793 --> 01:14:32,590 開始的時候,親愛的 1839 01:14:32,628 --> 01:14:34,425 我不大懂怎麼玩 1840 01:14:34,463 --> 01:14:35,953 好吧,我們會教你怎麼玩,很簡單的 1841 01:14:35,998 --> 01:14:36,930 就是想方設法去掉 1842 01:14:36,965 --> 01:14:37,863 你手上的牌,明白嗎? 1843 01:14:39,568 --> 01:14:40,535 那麼我要看我手上的牌了 1844 01:14:40,569 --> 01:14:41,536 我要看看我拿到了什麼 1845 01:14:41,570 --> 01:14:43,037 那你明白了嗎? 1846 01:14:43,072 --> 01:14:44,471 我這裡有兩張麼 1847 01:14:44,506 --> 01:14:47,304 兩張麼,那你要說什麼嗎? 1848 01:14:49,945 --> 01:14:52,539 你要說什麼? 1849 01:14:52,581 --> 01:14:53,912 我說我不信 嗯 1850 01:14:53,949 --> 01:14:54,973 她說什麼? 我沒聽清楚 1851 01:14:55,017 --> 01:14:56,143 你...? 我沒聽見她說什麼 1852 01:14:56,185 --> 01:14:57,152 你說什麼了? 1853 01:14:57,186 --> 01:14:58,084 我說我不信! 1854 01:14:58,120 --> 01:14:59,087 好吧! 1855 01:14:59,121 --> 01:15:00,110 好啦,她知道該怎麼玩了 1856 01:15:00,155 --> 01:15:02,055 長官們 1857 01:15:02,091 --> 01:15:04,218 嘿,寶貝,來爸爸抱 1858 01:15:04,259 --> 01:15:06,489 到那邊去吧,大傢伙,吹吹口哨 1859 01:15:06,528 --> 01:15:07,495 你好嗎,叔叔? 1860 01:15:07,529 --> 01:15:08,223 你好,班 1861 01:15:08,263 --> 01:15:09,560 那是我孫子 爸爸 1862 01:15:09,598 --> 01:15:10,394 嘿,你好嗎,小子? 1863 01:15:10,432 --> 01:15:11,421 在玩騙牌遊戲? 1864 01:15:11,467 --> 01:15:12,024 騙人的小遊戲 1865 01:15:12,067 --> 01:15:12,658 想一起玩嗎? 1866 01:15:12,701 --> 01:15:14,259 祝您好運 1867 01:15:14,303 --> 01:15:15,133 你想給我留些什麼呢,喬? 1868 01:15:15,170 --> 01:15:16,159 看看這的老手 1869 01:15:16,205 --> 01:15:17,433 好吧,現在,我們已經準備好了 1870 01:15:17,473 --> 01:15:18,371 我們現在就要開始了 1871 01:15:18,407 --> 01:15:19,669 我們多加了兩個人 1872 01:15:19,742 --> 01:15:21,004 我們看看 我這兒有兩點 1873 01:15:21,043 --> 01:15:22,408 不信 1874 01:15:22,444 --> 01:15:23,468 喔啊! 1875 01:15:23,512 --> 01:15:24,672 騙人的,爸爸 1876 01:15:24,747 --> 01:15:27,079 他是人類中測謊者,不是嗎? 1877 01:15:27,116 --> 01:15:28,549 再來,兒子 1878 01:15:28,584 --> 01:15:29,642 兩跟3 1879 01:15:29,685 --> 01:15:30,652 嗯 1880 01:15:30,686 --> 01:15:32,210 一張4 1881 01:15:32,254 --> 01:15:33,516 三張5 1882 01:15:33,555 --> 01:15:34,886 我不信 1883 01:15:36,058 --> 01:15:37,616 喔啊,喔啊,喔啊! 1884 01:15:37,659 --> 01:15:40,355 你看到是誰的名字寫在那塊版的最上頭? 1885 01:15:40,395 --> 01:15:43,523 是 "班",一旁還有一顆星 1886 01:15:43,565 --> 01:15:44,930 那你仍不信我嗎? 1887 01:15:44,967 --> 01:15:46,958 上帝啊,你一定很自豪 1888 01:15:47,002 --> 01:15:48,594 我會做得最好,看是什麼? 1889 01:15:48,637 --> 01:15:49,433 是的 1890 01:15:49,471 --> 01:15:50,403 我騙人了嗎? 看看,嗯... 1891 01:15:50,439 --> 01:15:52,304 我說了真話 1892 01:15:52,341 --> 01:15:53,831 3張5 1893 01:15:53,876 --> 01:15:55,138 他很棒,他是冠軍 1894 01:15:55,177 --> 01:15:58,340 好吧,好吧 放過我啦,吉姆 1895 01:15:58,380 --> 01:15:59,005 我是什麼呢? 1896 01:15:59,047 --> 01:16:00,708 你的是6 1897 01:16:00,816 --> 01:16:02,681 一張6 1898 01:16:02,718 --> 01:16:03,548 一張6,好吧 1899 01:16:03,585 --> 01:16:05,052 喔啊,看看我拿到了什麼 1900 01:16:05,087 --> 01:16:06,952 你看,這個遊戲的關鍵是了解他人的心理 1901 01:16:06,989 --> 01:16:08,650 2張8 1902 01:16:08,757 --> 01:16:13,888 不信 不...信,媽媽 1903 01:16:13,929 --> 01:16:14,918 啊? 1904 01:16:14,963 --> 01:16:16,658 我不得不傷害你了 1905 01:16:16,765 --> 01:16:18,460 你看,媽媽從沒玩牌 1906 01:16:18,500 --> 01:16:19,967 但玩得這麼棒,為什麼? 1907 01:16:20,002 --> 01:16:21,902 就因為我的心靈是如此純潔 1908 01:16:21,937 --> 01:16:25,031 如此純潔的心靈 不信 1909 01:16:25,073 --> 01:16:27,200 喂,喂! 大家在哪兒? 1910 01:16:27,242 --> 01:16:28,209 嘿! 1911 01:16:28,243 --> 01:16:29,676 你好! 1912 01:16:29,745 --> 01:16:31,303 嗨 1913 01:16:31,346 --> 01:16:34,577 這是安蒂 安蒂,這是我妹妹,朵拉 1914 01:16:34,616 --> 01:16:36,083 你好,很高興見到你 也很高興見到你 1915 01:16:36,118 --> 01:16:37,551 安蒂在打牌時給了班難堪 1916 01:16:37,586 --> 01:16:38,575 是的,是的,是的 1917 01:16:38,620 --> 01:16:40,349 哦,我喜歡這姑娘 沒錯 1918 01:16:40,389 --> 01:16:42,880 班又開始檢牌了 1919 01:16:42,925 --> 01:16:44,392 好吧,我們繼續牌局 1920 01:16:44,426 --> 01:16:48,385 斯文的班說有三跟12,到你了 1921 01:16:48,430 --> 01:16:50,455 你想說什麼? 1922 01:16:56,905 --> 01:16:58,372 不信 1923 01:17:00,509 --> 01:17:02,773 你聽到了,我說不信 1924 01:17:07,416 --> 01:17:11,443 連續7盤是什麼啊,啤酒王? 1925 01:17:11,486 --> 01:17:13,784 我想有人遇到對手了 1926 01:17:13,822 --> 01:17:18,350 好吧,我,這就是了解他人的心理 1927 01:17:19,962 --> 01:17:21,361 輸家 1928 01:17:21,396 --> 01:17:23,364 好的,兩張13 1929 01:17:27,769 --> 01:17:28,929 不信? 1930 01:17:31,907 --> 01:17:33,397 不信! 1931 01:17:36,178 --> 01:17:38,476 好啦你們! 1932 01:17:38,513 --> 01:17:40,140 不,不,不,不! 1933 01:17:40,182 --> 01:17:41,911 你遇到對手拉 1934 01:17:41,950 --> 01:17:43,815 還有你,媽媽...心靈純潔小姐 1935 01:17:43,852 --> 01:17:46,377 爸爸,我跟你說了 你被藏在了一塊大的徽章之後 1936 01:17:46,421 --> 01:17:47,388 我什麼都不知道 1937 01:17:47,422 --> 01:17:48,411 騙我 1938 01:17:48,457 --> 01:17:50,288 被我的親生父母出賣 1939 01:17:50,325 --> 01:17:52,520 這地方唯一誠實的人 1940 01:17:52,561 --> 01:17:54,620 就是阿諾叔叔,他在睡覺 1941 01:17:54,663 --> 01:17:56,392 但我贏了 1942 01:17:56,431 --> 01:17:58,365 我要進去跟孩子們玩 1943 01:17:58,400 --> 01:18:00,061 也許他們不會撒謊欺騙和偷竊 1944 01:18:00,102 --> 01:18:01,535 好吧,繼續把我的名字留在板上最頂處 1945 01:18:01,570 --> 01:18:02,537 現在,安蒂,我希望你知道 1946 01:18:02,571 --> 01:18:04,129 我們希望你再來 1947 01:18:04,172 --> 01:18:07,733 因為你讓班得了他的最低分 1948 01:18:07,776 --> 01:18:08,743 是的,是的 1949 01:18:08,777 --> 01:18:10,472 自從他切除了扁桃腺以來 1950 01:18:10,512 --> 01:18:12,377 我們太激動了! 1951 01:18:12,414 --> 01:18:14,177 最低的! 1952 01:18:14,216 --> 01:18:16,650 那所有他過去的其他女朋友 都是牌局的輸家啦? 1953 01:18:16,685 --> 01:18:18,653 什麼其他女朋友? 1954 01:18:18,720 --> 01:18:19,652 他可是個吹毛求疵的傢伙 1955 01:18:19,721 --> 01:18:22,815 在你之前他從沒帶過任何女生回家來 1956 01:18:22,858 --> 01:18:25,986 別傷了他的心 1957 01:18:26,028 --> 01:18:28,394 還有那套衣服,安蒂,那是我的尺寸嗎? 1958 01:18:50,452 --> 01:18:51,612 是了,長官 1959 01:18:51,653 --> 01:18:53,348 輪到我了? 1960 01:18:53,388 --> 01:18:54,514 是的,女士 1961 01:18:57,326 --> 01:18:59,487 很重 1962 01:18:59,528 --> 01:19:01,655 開吧 1963 01:19:01,697 --> 01:19:02,664 好的 1964 01:19:02,698 --> 01:19:04,563 抓緊離合器 那是離合器 1965 01:19:04,599 --> 01:19:06,191 剎車就在你的右邊這兒 1966 01:19:06,234 --> 01:19:07,394 換擋的就在左邊 1967 01:19:07,436 --> 01:19:08,926 一下 好的 1968 01:19:08,971 --> 01:19:10,097 當我們起動了 1969 01:19:10,138 --> 01:19:11,833 你就要鬆開點離合器 1970 01:19:11,873 --> 01:19:12,897 嗯 1971 01:19:12,941 --> 01:19:14,841 鬆開一點 1972 01:19:14,876 --> 01:19:15,843 一點,松一點 1973 01:19:15,877 --> 01:19:16,844 怎麼弄? 1974 01:19:16,878 --> 01:19:18,436 松一點? 緊一點? 1975 01:19:18,480 --> 01:19:19,469 就是了 1976 01:19:21,550 --> 01:19:22,346 喔啊! 1977 01:19:26,555 --> 01:19:28,716 放點離合器,抓點剎車,我們成了 1978 01:19:29,825 --> 01:19:31,656 你明白了? 1979 01:19:31,693 --> 01:19:33,923 我明白了 1980 01:19:33,962 --> 01:19:34,929 我明白了 1981 01:19:34,963 --> 01:19:35,952 你明白了 1982 01:19:37,399 --> 01:19:40,425 瞧啊,瞧啊,瞧啊,瞧啊 1983 01:19:40,469 --> 01:19:44,132 我的意思是,一輛機車身上 有許多很酷的東西,你知道嗎? 1984 01:19:44,172 --> 01:19:45,605 耗油量更低 1985 01:19:45,640 --> 01:19:48,507 賽車的時候,你可以隨意停放 1986 01:19:48,543 --> 01:19:50,010 但在一天結束時... 1987 01:19:50,045 --> 01:19:51,069 謝謝 1988 01:19:51,113 --> 01:19:53,707 要仔細檢查一下! 1989 01:19:54,182 --> 01:19:55,479 哦! 嘿! 1990 01:19:59,221 --> 01:20:00,347 你看起來是那麼的可愛 1991 01:20:00,389 --> 01:20:02,016 我能問你個問題嗎? 1992 01:20:02,057 --> 01:20:03,183 好吧 1993 01:20:03,225 --> 01:20:04,419 小雞幹的? 1994 01:20:04,459 --> 01:20:05,517 是的,小雞幹的 1995 01:20:14,536 --> 01:20:16,629 我會了! 1996 01:20:16,671 --> 01:20:18,407 你開起來就像是個專家 1997 01:20:21,376 --> 01:20:22,365 瞧瞧你 1998 01:20:22,411 --> 01:20:23,537 哦! 1999 01:20:23,578 --> 01:20:24,704 看看這樣 2000 01:20:24,746 --> 01:20:26,509 好吧,這是淋浴... 2001 01:20:27,916 --> 01:20:29,076 喔啊...有點小毛病 2002 01:20:29,117 --> 01:20:31,017 該熱的時候則冷,該冷的時候則熱 2003 01:20:31,052 --> 01:20:32,713 首先你要好好的調適好 2004 01:20:32,754 --> 01:20:35,416 還有... 2005 01:20:35,457 --> 01:20:37,891 如果有人搗亂弄了大量的熱水出來 2006 01:20:37,926 --> 01:20:39,689 你可就要燙傷了 2007 01:20:39,728 --> 01:20:41,218 毛巾就在那兒 2008 01:20:47,602 --> 01:20:49,069 萬事俱備? 行嗎? 2009 01:20:49,104 --> 01:20:53,200 好極了 2010 01:20:54,810 --> 01:20:56,744 我愛這屋子裡的一切 2011 01:20:56,812 --> 01:20:58,109 那些喧鬧聲,那些氣味... 2012 01:20:58,146 --> 01:21:01,445 哦,那些氣味...阿諾叔叔的 2013 01:21:01,483 --> 01:21:02,745 我的意思是... 2014 01:21:15,664 --> 01:21:17,427 怎麼了? 2015 01:21:17,466 --> 01:21:23,268 只是今天你媽擁抱我的時候 2016 01:21:23,305 --> 01:21:28,004 她真的擁抱我 2017 01:21:28,043 --> 01:21:31,206 因為贏了一個屁遊戲 2018 01:21:31,246 --> 01:21:34,340 甜心,那是好事啊 2019 01:21:34,382 --> 01:21:36,976 笑笑 2020 01:21:37,018 --> 01:21:40,681 笑笑,快點,給我笑一個 2021 01:21:40,722 --> 01:21:42,656 好,很好,就是這樣 你正在傷害我 2022 01:23:59,761 --> 01:24:01,194 這是家,對嗎? 2023 01:24:01,229 --> 01:24:03,459 這是家 2024 01:24:12,741 --> 01:24:14,675 嘿,聽著 2025 01:24:14,743 --> 01:24:16,404 明晚我老闆要辦一個聚會 2026 01:24:16,444 --> 01:24:18,435 為那個鑽石報導,我跟你說過的 2027 01:24:18,480 --> 01:24:21,608 我要你跟我去 2028 01:24:21,650 --> 01:24:22,912 好 2029 01:24:22,951 --> 01:24:24,384 好? 2030 01:24:24,419 --> 01:24:25,545 對 2031 01:24:27,656 --> 01:24:30,216 作為我的女友 2032 01:24:34,629 --> 01:24:36,688 你是在說我是你的女朋友嗎? 2033 01:24:36,765 --> 01:24:39,666 對,我想是的 2034 01:24:45,140 --> 01:24:48,303 明天不是我們見面以來的第十天嗎? 2035 01:24:49,944 --> 01:24:53,641 也許那天以後我們會知道 2036 01:24:54,816 --> 01:24:57,216 聽著,別做任何計劃 2037 01:24:57,252 --> 01:24:59,311 13號那天,好嗎? 2038 01:24:59,354 --> 01:25:00,787 因為... 2039 01:25:02,190 --> 01:25:03,817 我們有個遊戲要做 2040 01:25:05,894 --> 01:25:07,885 不像你給我們的座位那麼好 2041 01:25:07,929 --> 01:25:09,396 但這是第七個遊戲,對吧? 2042 01:25:09,431 --> 01:25:10,762 對? 2043 01:25:12,467 --> 01:25:14,230 過來這裡 2044 01:25:36,524 --> 01:25:38,185 好 2045 01:25:38,226 --> 01:25:39,386 怎麼? 2046 01:25:39,427 --> 01:25:41,292 拉娜 2047 01:25:41,362 --> 01:25:42,659 我不能寫這篇文章 2048 01:25:42,697 --> 01:25:45,188 你的電腦壞了? 2049 01:25:45,233 --> 01:25:47,701 我要了解這傢伙 2050 01:25:47,736 --> 01:25:51,968 安蒂,你有看見什麼金屬片或證章 2051 01:25:52,006 --> 01:25:54,531 在我的衣服上? 2052 01:25:54,576 --> 01:25:55,941 沒 2053 01:25:55,977 --> 01:25:59,140 因為我不是你的女童子軍長官 我是你的老闆 2054 01:25:59,180 --> 01:26:00,545 你要寫這文章 2055 01:26:00,582 --> 01:26:02,015 封面在打印機那裡 2056 01:26:02,050 --> 01:26:05,281 就像我們所說的,用一個鑽石的專題版面 2057 01:26:05,320 --> 01:26:09,620 就能搞定整年的廣告定額 2058 01:26:09,657 --> 01:26:12,490 48小時之內我要拷貝 2059 01:26:12,527 --> 01:26:13,858 好的,但是,拉娜... 2060 01:26:13,895 --> 01:26:16,329 別說“但是,拉娜”你會做的... 2061 01:26:16,364 --> 01:26:18,298 因為你是 2062 01:26:18,333 --> 01:26:20,893 專家 2063 01:26:23,671 --> 01:26:26,231 對,我是 2064 01:26:58,973 --> 01:27:01,498 你很漂亮 2065 01:27:10,451 --> 01:27:13,147 你看起來也不錯,啤酒王 2066 01:27:27,335 --> 01:27:28,359 要香檳嗎,女士? 2067 01:27:28,403 --> 01:27:29,427 謝謝 2068 01:27:41,816 --> 01:27:44,444 夫婦治療有好處 2069 01:27:44,485 --> 01:27:47,215 哇,聚會 2070 01:27:47,255 --> 01:27:48,688 嗯? 2071 01:27:48,790 --> 01:27:50,951 你會做得很好的 2072 01:27:50,992 --> 01:27:53,528 我要去吧檯給咱們拿點喝的 2073 01:27:53,528 --> 01:27:55,189 我要去吧檯給咱們拿點喝的 2074 01:27:55,229 --> 01:27:56,355 好主意 2075 01:27:56,397 --> 01:27:58,991 好嗎?我去拿的時候,你能不能... 2076 01:27:59,033 --> 01:28:01,900 去那邊...裝飾一下自己 2077 01:28:03,838 --> 01:28:05,635 我能戴那些珠寶? 2078 01:28:05,673 --> 01:28:07,573 對,女士,你可以 2079 01:28:15,182 --> 01:28:16,740 菲利普 2080 01:28:16,784 --> 01:28:17,808 拉娜 2081 01:28:17,852 --> 01:28:18,819 我很久沒看到你來聚會了 2082 01:28:18,853 --> 01:28:19,979 現在你來了 2083 01:28:20,021 --> 01:28:21,454 參加年度盛會 2084 01:28:21,489 --> 01:28:23,582 我很高興你做到了 2085 01:28:23,624 --> 01:28:24,613 喜歡我戴的首飾嗎? 2086 01:28:24,659 --> 01:28:26,593 阿,很配你 2087 01:28:26,627 --> 01:28:27,594 我知道! 2088 01:28:27,628 --> 01:28:29,061 哈利溫斯頓 2089 01:28:29,096 --> 01:28:31,394 你怎麼讓所有這些珠寶商 2090 01:28:31,432 --> 01:28:33,866 都同意參加同一個宴會? 2091 01:28:33,901 --> 01:28:36,301 在狄勞爾女士的要求下 2092 01:28:36,337 --> 01:28:37,326 真的? 2093 01:28:37,371 --> 01:28:39,999 對,你知道,狄勞爾女士控制著 2094 01:28:40,041 --> 01:28:42,339 世界上鑽石的百分之七十 2095 01:28:42,376 --> 01:28:43,673 狄勞爾女士還 2096 01:28:43,711 --> 01:28:45,338 控制著狄勞爾先生 2097 01:28:46,414 --> 01:28:47,904 你真壞 2098 01:28:47,949 --> 01:28:49,314 享受吧 2099 01:28:49,350 --> 01:28:51,011 拉娜! 2100 01:28:51,052 --> 01:28:52,019 這是真的? 2101 01:28:52,053 --> 01:28:54,078 不不不... 2102 01:28:54,121 --> 01:28:55,315 我堅持 2103 01:28:55,356 --> 01:28:56,948 伊莎朵拉? 2104 01:28:56,991 --> 01:28:58,151 對,先生 2105 01:28:58,192 --> 01:29:00,057 這樣的美人應該很有名 2106 01:29:03,097 --> 01:29:04,121 伊莎朵拉 2107 01:29:04,165 --> 01:29:06,497 不,我是安蒂 2108 01:29:06,534 --> 01:29:11,198 很高興見到你,安蒂,但這是伊莎朵拉 2109 01:29:11,238 --> 01:29:13,638 轉,再轉 2110 01:29:13,708 --> 01:29:18,975 84克拉,以伊莎朵拉鄧肯的名字命名 2111 01:29:19,013 --> 01:29:21,573 祝賀,你把她帶過來了 2112 01:29:21,616 --> 01:29:22,776 對 2113 01:29:22,817 --> 01:29:24,478 但是還有一個問題... 2114 01:29:24,518 --> 01:29:26,611 她是,或者不是? 2115 01:29:28,856 --> 01:29:30,517 我們會知道的 2116 01:29:33,227 --> 01:29:34,660 一個上帝的天使 2117 01:29:34,695 --> 01:29:36,492 謝謝 我是弗雷德烈克 2118 01:29:36,530 --> 01:29:37,690 安蒂安德森 2119 01:29:40,701 --> 01:29:43,295 無論如何,看起來有點競爭 2120 01:29:46,707 --> 01:29:49,005 安德森小姐晚上 2121 01:29:49,043 --> 01:29:50,772 將戴上伊莎朵拉 2122 01:29:52,747 --> 01:29:55,181 晚會愉快,安蒂 2123 01:29:55,216 --> 01:29:57,616 非常感謝 2124 01:29:57,652 --> 01:30:00,450 哦,太好了! 難以置信! 2125 01:30:00,488 --> 01:30:02,149 請原諒 2126 01:30:02,189 --> 01:30:04,123 兩瓶香檳,先生 2127 01:30:05,926 --> 01:30:08,019 請原諒,年輕人 2128 01:30:08,062 --> 01:30:10,929 你能夠幫我買瓶威士忌嗎? 2129 01:30:10,965 --> 01:30:12,694 是,女士,我可以 狄勞爾女士? 2130 01:30:12,733 --> 01:30:13,961 是 2131 01:30:14,001 --> 01:30:15,798 我是班巴瑞,華倫廣告公司的 2132 01:30:15,836 --> 01:30:16,894 你好嗎? 2133 01:30:16,937 --> 01:30:19,030 是我的榮幸,很高興終於能見到你 2134 01:30:19,073 --> 01:30:22,565 我也很高興見到你,這是肯定的 2135 01:30:22,610 --> 01:30:24,373 我能來一瓶威士忌嗎? 2136 01:30:32,853 --> 01:30:34,878 我能保證我們的展示 2137 01:30:34,922 --> 01:30:37,618 不會讓你厭煩,狄勞爾女士 2138 01:30:37,658 --> 01:30:42,595 我等不及看你的展示,班傑明 2139 01:30:44,999 --> 01:30:48,059 女士們,你們看到我所看到的嗎? 2140 01:30:50,638 --> 01:30:52,902 菲利普,那真荒謬,她不可能的 2141 01:30:52,940 --> 01:30:55,238 別這麼肯定 2142 01:30:55,276 --> 01:30:57,301 她也許能行的 2143 01:30:57,344 --> 01:30:59,369 我會去看看 2144 01:31:11,225 --> 01:31:14,661 請...請原諒 你是安蒂,對吧? 2145 01:31:14,695 --> 01:31:16,219 對 2146 01:31:16,263 --> 01:31:18,561 我是菲利普華倫 2147 01:31:18,599 --> 01:31:21,329 哦,你是班的老闆 2148 01:31:21,368 --> 01:31:22,335 沒錯 2149 01:31:22,369 --> 01:31:23,358 嗨,見到你很高興 2150 01:31:23,404 --> 01:31:24,598 見到你很高興 2151 01:31:24,638 --> 01:31:27,664 我知道你一直是班的靈感 2152 01:31:27,708 --> 01:31:29,005 就許多方面來說 2153 01:31:29,043 --> 01:31:30,010 我必須說 2154 01:31:30,044 --> 01:31:33,707 你看起來相當具啟發性 2155 01:31:33,814 --> 01:31:37,011 房間裡沒有一顆鑽石能像 2156 01:31:37,051 --> 01:31:38,609 一個戀愛中的女人那樣動人 2157 01:31:38,652 --> 01:31:41,917 哦,不 2158 01:31:41,956 --> 01:31:44,891 我沒有在戀愛 2159 01:31:44,925 --> 01:31:46,222 沒有? 2160 01:31:46,260 --> 01:31:47,852 我想我誤會了 2161 01:31:47,895 --> 01:31:49,385 不不不,我是說... 2162 01:31:49,430 --> 01:31:51,364 我是說,我剛認識他 2163 01:31:51,398 --> 01:31:53,832 10天,我... 2164 01:31:53,868 --> 01:31:56,098 你不能... 2165 01:31:56,137 --> 01:32:00,130 你不能... 我不能... 2166 01:32:05,913 --> 01:32:08,381 班是個很幸運的傢伙 2167 01:32:08,415 --> 01:32:09,677 請原諒 2168 01:32:09,717 --> 01:32:11,378 對 2169 01:32:14,088 --> 01:32:16,420 華倫先生,請別告訴他 2170 01:32:16,457 --> 01:32:18,982 請別告訴她 2171 01:32:21,595 --> 01:32:22,562 嗨 2172 01:32:22,596 --> 01:32:23,563 班,班 2173 01:32:23,597 --> 01:32:24,689 嗨,你好,先生 2174 01:32:24,799 --> 01:32:26,391 她愛你 她不愛你 2175 01:32:26,433 --> 01:32:27,400 什麼? 2176 01:32:27,434 --> 01:32:28,401 我不知道 2177 01:32:28,435 --> 01:32:29,902 我們看看 2178 01:32:29,937 --> 01:32:31,063 班 2179 01:32:31,105 --> 01:32:32,197 華倫先生 2180 01:32:32,239 --> 01:32:34,833 看到她,見到她 她愛你,你贏了 2181 01:32:34,875 --> 01:32:37,105 準備甩掉把 2182 01:32:44,652 --> 01:32:46,210 恭喜,代言人 2183 01:32:46,253 --> 01:32:47,447 我很自豪 2184 01:32:48,956 --> 01:32:50,947 那麼,你是狄勞爾新的代言人 2185 01:32:50,991 --> 01:32:53,084 她愛我 2186 01:32:53,127 --> 01:32:54,094 對你很好... 2187 01:32:54,128 --> 01:32:57,063 還有... 不管她是誰對她也好 2188 01:32:58,699 --> 01:33:00,326 啊... 非常感謝你 2189 01:33:00,367 --> 01:33:02,198 你真客氣 2190 01:33:02,236 --> 01:33:04,329 心滿意足,對把? 2191 01:33:04,371 --> 01:33:05,770 對,很滿足 2192 01:33:05,806 --> 01:33:07,433 華倫告訴我們,所以... 2193 01:33:07,474 --> 01:33:09,135 對,你不要和我的班廝混在一起 2194 01:33:10,177 --> 01:33:11,974 你的男人班是個騙子 2195 01:33:12,012 --> 01:33:13,843 嗯,這女孩知道那個賭了 2196 01:33:13,881 --> 01:33:14,848 從一開始就知道 2197 01:33:14,882 --> 01:33:16,679 她一直在玩所以班會贏 2198 01:33:16,717 --> 01:33:19,185 告訴他享受這短暫的以不正當手段 所得的勝利 2199 01:33:19,220 --> 01:33:20,710 我們要跟華倫說說 2200 01:33:22,890 --> 01:33:24,517 不 2201 01:33:24,558 --> 01:33:25,957 我們... 快點... 2202 01:33:31,765 --> 01:33:32,697 嗨 2203 01:33:32,766 --> 01:33:33,698 記得我們? 2204 01:33:33,767 --> 01:33:34,699 嗨 嗨 2205 01:33:34,768 --> 01:33:36,065 你知道,華倫 2206 01:33:36,103 --> 01:33:38,594 馬上要過來這裡 2207 01:33:38,639 --> 01:33:40,470 而且... 2208 01:33:40,507 --> 01:33:43,704 如果你能,你知道 比如,裝作不知道那個賭的事 2209 01:33:43,744 --> 01:33:46,474 那會很棒的 2210 01:33:46,513 --> 01:33:48,344 我是說,如...如果你能告訴他 2211 01:33:48,382 --> 01:33:51,078 你...你真的,真的愛班,你知道 2212 01:33:51,118 --> 01:33:53,313 而不只是,你知道,假裝 2213 01:33:53,354 --> 01:33:54,719 所以他會... 他會贏 2214 01:33:54,788 --> 01:33:57,348 那會... 很大 2215 01:33:57,391 --> 01:33:59,951 那麼一般理智的讀者會喜歡什麼? 2216 01:33:59,994 --> 01:34:02,963 暴躁,貪得無厭,自負? 你猜猜 2217 01:34:02,997 --> 01:34:04,555 原諒我,拉娜 2218 01:34:04,598 --> 01:34:06,566 有一個漂亮的年輕姑娘 2219 01:34:06,600 --> 01:34:07,658 穿著黃色的衣服 2220 01:34:07,701 --> 01:34:08,998 我要過去那邊 2221 01:34:09,036 --> 01:34:10,025 安蒂? 2222 01:34:10,070 --> 01:34:11,230 對,他是我的“如何”女孩 2223 01:34:11,272 --> 01:34:12,432 如何? 2224 01:34:12,473 --> 01:34:14,668 對,現在,她在做一篇叫做 2225 01:34:14,742 --> 01:34:18,542 “如何在十天內甩掉男人”的文章 2226 01:34:18,579 --> 01:34:19,841 只要看著他的眼睛... 2227 01:34:19,880 --> 01:34:21,279 對,只是,只是,你愛班 2228 01:34:21,315 --> 01:34:22,873 你從不知道什麼賭的事 2229 01:34:22,917 --> 01:34:25,044 對,愛 沒有賭,好嗎? 2230 01:34:25,085 --> 01:34:26,052 我了解 2231 01:34:26,086 --> 01:34:27,053 很好 2232 01:34:27,087 --> 01:34:28,111 對,很好,謝謝 2233 01:34:28,155 --> 01:34:29,213 你看起來很美 2234 01:34:29,256 --> 01:34:32,521 可憐的笨蛋,她一直在裝作在約會 2235 01:34:32,559 --> 01:34:34,550 嗯,不是裝作在約會 2236 01:34:34,595 --> 01:34:36,358 她是真的和那傢伙約會 2237 01:34:36,397 --> 01:34:38,695 她正在對他作最殘忍的事情 2238 01:34:38,732 --> 01:34:40,495 她... 她實際上 2239 01:34:40,534 --> 01:34:43,002 命名他的... 2240 01:34:43,037 --> 01:34:45,631 她命名他的... 2241 01:34:49,944 --> 01:34:52,674 你是可羅 2242 01:34:59,253 --> 01:35:01,153 先生女士們 2243 01:35:01,188 --> 01:35:03,213 你們能不能都坐下? 2244 01:35:03,257 --> 01:35:05,452 現在我們都戴好珠寶了 2245 01:35:05,492 --> 01:35:07,221 班傑明,你去哪了? 2246 01:35:07,261 --> 01:35:08,922 我們沒有很多時間玩 2247 01:35:08,963 --> 01:35:11,830 啊!這位女士很可愛 2248 01:35:11,865 --> 01:35:13,799 請幫助熱烈歡迎 2249 01:35:13,834 --> 01:35:15,995 晚上我們特別的客人 2250 01:35:16,036 --> 01:35:17,333 先生們女士們 2251 01:35:17,371 --> 01:35:18,963 弗雷德烈克狄勞爾 2252 01:35:27,448 --> 01:35:29,348 現在,我要介紹 2253 01:35:29,383 --> 01:35:31,146 一個真正的音樂傳奇 2254 01:35:31,185 --> 01:35:34,780 他會演唱他的一些奧斯卡、葛萊美 2255 01:35:34,822 --> 01:35:39,191 托尼和艾美獎獲獎歌曲 2256 01:35:39,226 --> 01:35:41,888 馬文漢裡許先生 2257 01:35:51,271 --> 01:35:52,431 非常感謝你 2258 01:35:52,473 --> 01:35:53,701 我真的很感激... 2259 01:35:53,740 --> 01:35:55,901 對!大家再次熱烈鼓掌 2260 01:35:55,943 --> 01:35:58,935 因為... 馬文漢裡許在這房間裡! 2261 01:36:02,616 --> 01:36:05,517 你們這邊很多人都不認識班傑明巴瑞. 2262 01:36:06,820 --> 01:36:08,412 為你們感到遺憾 2263 01:36:08,455 --> 01:36:10,548 因為它是一個非常天才的 2264 01:36:10,591 --> 01:36:13,754 廣告執行主管,一個知識淵博的運動迷 2265 01:36:13,794 --> 01:36:15,455 還是一個賭徒 2266 01:36:15,496 --> 01:36:18,431 但是最令人印象深刻的是 2267 01:36:18,465 --> 01:36:20,797 他還是個該死的歌手 2268 01:36:20,834 --> 01:36:24,395 他還準備了一個小小的音樂節目 2269 01:36:24,438 --> 01:36:26,338 為了他新的特殊的朋友 2270 01:36:26,373 --> 01:36:28,000 狄勞爾女士 2271 01:36:28,041 --> 01:36:29,668 哦哦,不是很棒嗎? 2272 01:36:29,743 --> 01:36:31,677 那麼,班,你為什麼不上來這裡 2273 01:36:31,778 --> 01:36:34,542 唱你的歌? 2274 01:36:35,649 --> 01:36:36,616 哦 2275 01:36:36,650 --> 01:36:37,810 快點,班 2276 01:36:37,851 --> 01:36:41,844 先生們女士們,班傑明巴瑞 2277 01:36:43,824 --> 01:36:44,848 來吧,班 2278 01:36:52,399 --> 01:36:54,458 謝謝,謝謝 2279 01:36:54,501 --> 01:36:56,435 安蒂,安蒂 別跑開 2280 01:36:56,470 --> 01:36:57,437 別跑! 2281 01:36:57,471 --> 01:36:58,904 先生們女士們你們不想 2282 01:36:58,939 --> 01:37:00,338 年輕的女士離開房間 2283 01:37:00,374 --> 01:37:01,966 泰爾,東尼 2284 01:37:02,009 --> 01:37:03,374 你能阻止她嗎,拜託了? 2285 01:37:03,410 --> 01:37:05,640 你看,今晚,真正特別的事情 2286 01:37:05,746 --> 01:37:09,477 是我們要唱歌,她和我,二重唱 2287 01:37:09,516 --> 01:37:11,609 對,安蒂安德森小姐 2288 01:37:11,652 --> 01:37:13,085 請大家給予熱烈的 2289 01:37:13,120 --> 01:37:14,109 掌聲! 謝謝! 2290 01:37:14,154 --> 01:37:17,021 安蒂,安蒂安德森 2291 01:37:20,360 --> 01:37:21,793 幹掉他們 2292 01:37:21,828 --> 01:37:23,853 讓我們看看今晚的歌會是什麼 2293 01:37:23,897 --> 01:37:26,024 也許是她的最愛之一 2294 01:37:27,534 --> 01:37:28,831 馬文,你知道嗎 2295 01:37:28,869 --> 01:37:31,394 “你是那麼自負”? 2296 01:37:31,438 --> 01:37:32,837 那不是我的歌 2297 01:37:32,873 --> 01:37:34,898 你能和我合作嗎,馬文? 2298 01:37:34,942 --> 01:37:36,239 能? 2299 01:37:42,549 --> 01:37:44,676 你走進聚會 2300 01:37:44,718 --> 01:37:48,347 就像你走進遊艇 2301 01:37:48,388 --> 01:37:51,653 你拉下你的帽子 2302 01:37:51,692 --> 01:37:53,023 你有一條圍巾 2303 01:37:56,930 --> 01:37:58,090 鏡子裡的一隻眼睛 2304 01:37:58,131 --> 01:38:00,292 你以為你跳得很酷... 2305 01:38:00,334 --> 01:38:01,995 加伏特舞 加伏特舞,對 2306 01:38:02,035 --> 01:38:04,902 所有的女孩都以為她們是你的搭檔 2307 01:38:04,938 --> 01:38:10,069 她們會是他的搭檔因為他那麼的虛榮 2308 01:38:10,110 --> 01:38:13,102 你也許會以為這歌是說你 2309 01:38:13,146 --> 01:38:14,579 班巴瑞,你真虛榮 2310 01:38:14,615 --> 01:38:15,809 真虛榮 2311 01:38:15,849 --> 01:38:18,818 你也許以為這歌是說你 2312 01:38:18,852 --> 01:38:20,547 不是嗎?不是嗎?? 2313 01:38:20,587 --> 01:38:22,851 音盲和醉鬼不是很好的組合 2314 01:38:22,889 --> 01:38:24,356 不,你愚弄我來贏得一個賭 2315 01:38:24,391 --> 01:38:25,358 哦,我愚弄你? 2316 01:38:25,392 --> 01:38:26,450 你應該感到慚愧 2317 01:38:26,493 --> 01:38:27,653 看,你把我帶到 2318 01:38:27,694 --> 01:38:29,286 一個該死的席琳狄翁音樂會 2319 01:38:29,329 --> 01:38:30,853 你讓我錯過了最大的遊戲 2320 01:38:30,897 --> 01:38:32,228 哦,聰明人是個詩人 2321 01:38:32,265 --> 01:38:33,630 嗯... 2322 01:38:33,667 --> 01:38:36,033 你想讓所有人知道你在床上很弱嗎? 2323 01:38:37,237 --> 01:38:38,761 也許是因為你為我的小弟弟起名字 2324 01:38:38,805 --> 01:38:39,829 對,你為我的小弟弟起名字 2325 01:38:39,873 --> 01:38:44,173 你在一個女士面前給我的小弟弟起名! 2326 01:38:44,211 --> 01:38:46,202 不,我真的認為你必須熬過去 2327 01:38:46,246 --> 01:38:47,838 別這樣,你這麼虛榮 2328 01:38:47,881 --> 01:38:49,439 不,你才虛榮 你真虛榮 2329 01:38:49,483 --> 01:38:51,417 這是我所聽過的最爛的事 2330 01:38:51,451 --> 01:38:53,419 你還知道這歌是說你的,對吧? 2331 01:38:53,453 --> 01:38:54,681 不是 因為你... 2332 01:38:54,721 --> 01:38:56,313 你很虛榮 2333 01:38:56,356 --> 01:38:59,587 ...真虛榮 你真... 虛榮 2334 01:38:59,626 --> 01:39:01,526 你知道這個詞,對吧 2335 01:39:01,561 --> 01:39:03,620 她走了,先生女士們 2336 01:39:03,697 --> 01:39:05,187 她走了 非常感謝 2337 01:39:05,232 --> 01:39:06,597 謝謝大家 2338 01:39:06,633 --> 01:39:08,601 接管這裡,馬文 2339 01:39:11,438 --> 01:39:13,463 他不是戴著伊莎朵拉鑽石嗎? 2340 01:39:13,507 --> 01:39:14,633 伊莎朵拉? 2341 01:39:14,675 --> 01:39:15,801 哦,天啊 2342 01:39:15,842 --> 01:39:17,044 警衛! 2343 01:39:18,045 --> 01:39:20,206 不不不不不 2344 01:39:20,247 --> 01:39:21,612 等一下,安蒂安德森 2345 01:39:21,648 --> 01:39:22,910 我和你沒完 2346 01:39:22,949 --> 01:39:24,109 你利用我... 2347 01:39:24,151 --> 01:39:25,277 哦,我利用你? 2348 01:39:25,318 --> 01:39:26,649 ...來使你的工作獲得成功 2349 01:39:26,686 --> 01:39:27,880 你這傲慢的... 2350 01:39:27,921 --> 01:39:29,388 等一下! 卑鄙的傢伙! 2351 01:39:29,423 --> 01:39:30,515 女士,等一下! 別這樣,安蒂 2352 01:39:30,557 --> 01:39:32,218 好吧,你讓我快瘋了 2353 01:39:32,259 --> 01:39:33,749 因為一個該死的雜誌文章 2354 01:39:33,794 --> 01:39:34,954 是啊,你告訴人們 2355 01:39:34,995 --> 01:39:36,963 你能讓任何女孩愛上你,而我... 2356 01:39:36,997 --> 01:39:38,294 女士? 我是展覽品A 2357 01:39:38,331 --> 01:39:40,128 兩位,暫停 你在說正直? 2358 01:39:40,167 --> 01:39:41,134 什麼?! 什麼?! 2359 01:39:41,168 --> 01:39:42,658 拜託,只要給我項鏈 2360 01:39:42,769 --> 01:39:44,930 然後你們就可以殺了對方 2361 01:39:49,543 --> 01:39:51,568 我就是那什麼,哈? 2362 01:39:51,611 --> 01:39:52,669 我是隻小白鼠 2363 01:39:52,746 --> 01:39:54,509 讓你測試你的理論的人? 2364 01:39:54,548 --> 01:39:55,674 有,而我... 2365 01:39:55,749 --> 01:39:57,273 我是... 2366 01:39:57,317 --> 01:40:00,047 某人在酒吧裡挑選的一個女孩 2367 01:40:00,087 --> 01:40:01,486 對,你知道嗎?大人物 2368 01:40:01,521 --> 01:40:02,988 我現在很肯定 2369 01:40:03,023 --> 01:40:05,514 你甚至可以將這當作你的故事裡 的一個轉折 2370 01:40:05,559 --> 01:40:07,026 好主意 2371 01:40:07,060 --> 01:40:09,324 也許我們該打個賭 2372 01:40:09,362 --> 01:40:11,455 你知道嗎? 2373 01:40:11,498 --> 01:40:12,692 你做了你的工作,安蒂 2374 01:40:12,766 --> 01:40:13,926 對,我做了 2375 01:40:13,967 --> 01:40:15,491 你想要10天內甩掉一個男人 2376 01:40:15,535 --> 01:40:16,695 恭喜 2377 01:40:16,736 --> 01:40:18,863 你做到了 你剛剛... 甩掉了他 2378 01:40:20,874 --> 01:40:22,466 不,我沒有,班 2379 01:40:24,144 --> 01:40:26,874 因為你不能甩掉你從沒有過的東西 2380 01:40:48,735 --> 01:40:50,999 嗯... 2381 01:40:52,572 --> 01:40:54,472 ...這不是我期望的 2382 01:40:55,775 --> 01:40:58,005 更好 2383 01:40:58,044 --> 01:41:00,444 恭喜 2384 01:41:00,480 --> 01:41:03,540 這讓我知道你準備好單飛了 2385 01:41:03,583 --> 01:41:04,607 從現在開始 2386 01:41:04,651 --> 01:41:07,882 寫任何東西都覺得自由 2387 01:41:07,921 --> 01:41:09,684 任何東西? 2388 01:41:09,789 --> 01:41:12,280 看風把你吹到哪 2389 01:41:14,694 --> 01:41:16,662 甚至政治? 2390 01:41:16,696 --> 01:41:18,721 不,風不會把你吹到那裡 2391 01:41:21,334 --> 01:41:23,802 那宗教,貧窮,經濟呢...? 2392 01:41:25,105 --> 01:41:27,573 別寫那種東西 2393 01:41:29,009 --> 01:41:31,068 我能寫些什麼,拉娜? 2394 01:41:31,111 --> 01:41:32,703 隨你寫 2395 01:41:32,746 --> 01:41:33,940 鞋子 2396 01:41:33,980 --> 01:41:36,949 激光治療,適合你體型的穿著 2397 01:41:36,983 --> 01:41:38,951 運用你的想像 2398 01:41:38,985 --> 01:41:41,215 天空是界限 2399 01:41:44,424 --> 01:41:46,415 謝謝你給的這次機會,拉娜 2400 01:41:46,459 --> 01:41:48,620 好 2401 01:41:48,662 --> 01:41:50,721 謝謝你讓我更容易 2402 01:41:50,797 --> 01:41:52,788 拒絕 2403 01:41:58,838 --> 01:42:01,170 不,我是說,我不以此為豪 2404 01:42:01,208 --> 01:42:04,302 顯然的,如果我可以...再作一次的話 2405 01:42:04,344 --> 01:42:06,335 我會做得不一樣的,你知道嗎 2406 01:42:09,049 --> 01:42:11,313 說,和你談話很愉快,老兄 2407 01:42:11,351 --> 01:42:12,613 真的是 2408 01:42:13,486 --> 01:42:14,612 哦,我知道 2409 01:42:14,654 --> 01:42:16,815 你是唯一的一個... 2410 01:42:16,856 --> 01:42:19,256 認識我們倆的 2411 01:42:19,292 --> 01:42:20,520 對 2412 01:42:26,499 --> 01:42:27,727 你要去? 2413 01:42:29,169 --> 01:42:31,137 你要去玩那遊戲? 2414 01:42:31,171 --> 01:42:33,867 去把,因為我不去 2415 01:42:33,907 --> 01:42:35,272 第七個也是最後一個遊戲 2416 01:42:37,677 --> 01:42:40,145 甜心,我也不會去 2417 01:42:40,180 --> 01:42:42,148 我的意思是,我希望我去了 2418 01:42:42,182 --> 01:42:44,514 但是他們可能不會讓我去的 2419 01:42:47,754 --> 01:42:49,949 你做的很對 2420 01:42:51,324 --> 01:42:52,951 哦,甜心 2421 01:42:55,028 --> 01:42:57,519 是那中國人 2422 01:42:58,999 --> 01:43:00,933 我來了 2423 01:43:02,535 --> 01:43:04,799 好 2424 01:43:05,872 --> 01:43:07,533 好,那將會... 2425 01:43:07,574 --> 01:43:09,667 蜜雪兒? 2426 01:43:11,745 --> 01:43:13,838 安蒂... 2427 01:43:13,880 --> 01:43:15,313 不是中國人 2428 01:43:15,348 --> 01:43:17,009 是麥克 2429 01:43:17,050 --> 01:43:18,176 麥克?! 2430 01:43:18,218 --> 01:43:20,049 對,我要怎麼做? 我要怎麼做? 2431 01:43:20,086 --> 01:43:22,646 和他說話 2432 01:43:22,689 --> 01:43:24,782 好,好 2433 01:43:26,860 --> 01:43:28,157 好 2434 01:43:31,298 --> 01:43:33,266 麥克? 2435 01:43:33,300 --> 01:43:34,597 麥克?! 2436 01:43:34,634 --> 01:43:37,000 嗨 2437 01:43:37,037 --> 01:43:38,732 嗨 2438 01:43:43,043 --> 01:43:45,068 你在這裡幹嘛? 2439 01:43:45,111 --> 01:43:46,544 我也不是很清楚 2440 01:43:47,781 --> 01:43:50,443 昨晚...我...我... 2441 01:43:50,483 --> 01:43:53,680 我就躺在這裡想睡覺 2442 01:43:53,720 --> 01:43:57,713 你知道的...你在我的枕頭噴的香水? 2443 01:43:57,824 --> 01:43:59,451 對 2444 01:43:59,492 --> 01:44:01,892 嗯,氣味現在已經散了 2445 01:44:01,928 --> 01:44:03,828 還有,呃... 2446 01:44:03,863 --> 01:44:05,854 蜜雪兒,我-我想要回它 2447 01:44:05,899 --> 01:44:07,958 我,呃... 2448 01:44:09,502 --> 01:44:11,902 我不知道你能不能要它回來 2449 01:44:15,809 --> 01:44:18,073 好 2450 01:44:19,379 --> 01:44:20,641 好 2451 01:44:23,149 --> 01:44:25,413 但是我... 我會 2452 01:44:25,452 --> 01:44:27,613 考慮一下 2453 01:44:27,654 --> 01:44:29,315 好 2454 01:44:29,356 --> 01:44:30,823 是的 哦,我的... 2455 01:44:30,857 --> 01:44:32,552 這些給你 2456 01:44:32,592 --> 01:44:33,684 謝謝 2457 01:44:33,727 --> 01:44:35,285 嗨 2458 01:44:35,328 --> 01:44:37,319 嗨 2459 01:44:48,608 --> 01:44:50,576 我們可以...接吻 2460 01:44:50,610 --> 01:44:52,339 我記得你住哪 2461 01:44:56,449 --> 01:44:58,974 誰需要男人? 2462 01:44:59,018 --> 01:45:05,651 女士們... 自己裝飾自己 2463 01:45:05,692 --> 01:45:07,023 嗯... 2464 01:45:08,428 --> 01:45:09,554 漂亮 2465 01:45:09,596 --> 01:45:10,620 停 2466 01:45:10,663 --> 01:45:11,891 非常好 2467 01:45:11,931 --> 01:45:12,898 你喜歡? 2468 01:45:12,932 --> 01:45:13,899 哦,很棒 2469 01:45:13,933 --> 01:45:15,127 好,再來一個 2470 01:45:15,168 --> 01:45:16,931 馬上,大家 2471 01:45:16,970 --> 01:45:18,767 真的很好,我會繼續的 2472 01:45:18,805 --> 01:45:20,670 提姆,我能看看重放嗎? 2473 01:45:20,774 --> 01:45:21,900 打開我,班 2474 01:45:21,941 --> 01:45:23,067 拜託,打破我的封皮 2475 01:45:23,109 --> 01:45:24,371 老天 拜託 2476 01:45:24,411 --> 01:45:25,810 把那拿出去,老兄 拜託? 2477 01:45:25,845 --> 01:45:27,335 把這校正一下 2478 01:45:27,380 --> 01:45:28,608 你也許想要讀讀這個 2479 01:45:28,648 --> 01:45:30,513 不了,謝謝 2480 01:45:32,452 --> 01:45:35,250 “我失去了一個人,而我不知道怎麼回事 2481 01:45:35,288 --> 01:45:37,051 哪裡出錯了 2482 01:45:37,090 --> 01:45:39,320 當我開始寫這個月的專欄 2483 01:45:39,359 --> 01:45:42,226 我想對這些個錯誤、愚蠢的約會負責 2484 01:45:42,262 --> 01:45:44,696 我沒有意識到的是 2485 01:45:44,731 --> 01:45:46,699 “我犯下了有史以來... 2486 01:45:46,733 --> 01:45:47,995 最大的錯誤” 2487 01:45:48,034 --> 01:45:51,697 這裡,相信我 2488 01:45:51,771 --> 01:45:53,898 讀一下 2489 01:46:21,835 --> 01:46:23,826 安蒂安德森? 2490 01:46:34,381 --> 01:46:36,508 請原諒,女士 2491 01:46:36,549 --> 01:46:37,675 我考 2492 01:46:37,784 --> 01:46:38,910 安蒂安德森在哪? 2493 01:46:38,952 --> 01:46:39,941 她不在這裡 2494 01:46:39,986 --> 01:46:41,283 她在哪? 她走了 2495 01:46:41,321 --> 01:46:42,913 她在華盛頓有個採訪 2496 01:46:42,956 --> 01:46:43,786 什麼時候走的? 2497 01:46:43,823 --> 01:46:44,949 今天 什麼時候? 2498 01:46:44,991 --> 01:46:47,551 好像是,現在 2499 01:46:49,963 --> 01:46:51,863 你不是那個治療專家,對吧? 2500 01:46:51,898 --> 01:46:52,990 哦 2501 01:46:53,033 --> 01:46:54,057 不 2502 01:46:54,100 --> 01:46:55,192 做得好 2503 01:46:58,471 --> 01:47:00,405 你欠我300塊 2504 01:47:18,758 --> 01:47:19,816 安蒂! 2505 01:47:49,589 --> 01:47:51,022 嘿! 2506 01:48:26,760 --> 01:48:27,920 安蒂! 2507 01:48:29,129 --> 01:48:30,118 班! 2508 01:48:30,163 --> 01:48:32,222 停車,我們需要談談 2509 01:48:32,265 --> 01:48:35,359 你不想活了嗎? 2510 01:48:35,402 --> 01:48:36,801 如果會那樣的話,沒錯 2511 01:48:36,836 --> 01:48:37,860 現在停車 2512 01:48:37,904 --> 01:48:39,667 先生... 2513 01:48:39,739 --> 01:48:40,671 請原諒,先生 2514 01:48:40,740 --> 01:48:41,832 你能不能停車 2515 01:48:41,875 --> 01:48:44,309 我們在橋中間,女士 2516 01:48:44,344 --> 01:48:45,436 我不能在這裡停車 2517 01:48:45,478 --> 01:48:47,036 好吧,你有煙灰缸嗎 2518 01:48:47,080 --> 01:48:48,513 或者這裡有什麼我可以扔的? 2519 01:48:48,548 --> 01:48:49,537 呀,女士 2520 01:48:57,056 --> 01:48:58,387 你想說什麼? 2521 01:48:58,425 --> 01:48:59,915 這是真的嗎? 2522 01:49:01,394 --> 01:49:02,361 班,拜託 2523 01:49:02,395 --> 01:49:03,384 這是真的嗎? 2524 01:49:03,430 --> 01:49:06,422 還是你只想賣出雜誌? 2525 01:49:09,803 --> 01:49:12,237 我是指每個字 2526 01:49:13,773 --> 01:49:15,934 你要去哪? 2527 01:49:17,043 --> 01:49:18,635 我有個採訪 2528 01:49:18,711 --> 01:49:20,042 對,在華盛頓 2529 01:49:20,079 --> 01:49:21,410 我知道 2530 01:49:25,018 --> 01:49:27,179 你要去哪? 2531 01:49:28,855 --> 01:49:30,846 班,我只去哪裡 2532 01:49:30,890 --> 01:49:32,517 去寫我想寫的東西 2533 01:49:33,593 --> 01:49:35,788 不,我不能接受 2534 01:49:35,829 --> 01:49:38,798 你可以在任何地方寫 2535 01:49:40,166 --> 01:49:42,134 我認為你在逃避 2536 01:49:42,168 --> 01:49:45,262 你為什麼不留點心思計劃你的下一個賭? 2537 01:49:45,305 --> 01:49:46,795 我不是在逃避 2538 01:49:49,242 --> 01:49:50,709 放屁 2539 01:49:58,451 --> 01:50:00,153 請原諒? 2540 01:50:02,889 --> 01:50:04,356 你聽到了 2541 01:50:07,660 --> 01:50:09,218 放屁 2542 01:50:10,963 --> 01:50:14,057 嘿,女士,你想怎麼樣 2543 01:50:15,568 --> 01:50:16,557 拿上這位女士的行李 2544 01:50:16,602 --> 01:50:17,830 回她的地方 2545 01:50:17,870 --> 01:50:20,202 他改變了目的地 2546 01:50:23,042 --> 01:50:25,670 你在激我? 2547 01:50:25,711 --> 01:50:27,838 你賭我是 160029

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