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Then I didn't choose that one
because it was gonna give me pimples,
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so I choosed another scary one
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because, for all those years
that I went for Halloween,
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I wasn't scary at all.
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I love baseball.
It's my destiny to play that game.
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I don't really care about winning.
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Well, like, now I do
'cause, like, we've lost every game.
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I've gotten tired of it.
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I'm working, like, so hard.
All the balls are getting thrown to me.
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I'm trying to catch, like, every one.
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All of the people in the outfield
are all looking around and...
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Come on!
Let's play some baseball, okay?
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Not the lazy game.
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They're here.
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Lewis?
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Lewis?
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Goob! Hey, I did it, Goob! I finished it!
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They are gonna love this!
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Nothing says "adopt me"
like a weird invention.
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Lewis!
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- Lewis, the Harringtons are here!
- Way ahead of you, Mildred.
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Wait! Wait! Wait, wait, wait.
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Remember, sit up straight.
Look them in the eye.
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Smile. Let's fix your...
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Mildred.
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All right, all right, all right, all right.
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Go show them how special you are.
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Oh, I hope this is it.
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I hope he gets adopted.
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You and me both, chief.
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I mean, there's so many things
in the world that can be improved.
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Just think of it.
Moving sidewalks, flying cars.
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The possibilities are endless.
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Flying cars? Yeah, that's a good one.
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All it takes is some imagination
and a little science,
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and we can make the world
a better place.
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Well, these are all interesting ideas.
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So, what's your favourite sport?
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- Well, does inventing count as a sport?
- Actually...
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'Cause I think I hit a home run
with this one!
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- What is that?
- First, a question.
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What's the number one problem
that you face
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when you make
a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
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- Lewis, I don't think we...
- Portion control.
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Too much peanut butter sticks
to the roof of your mouth,
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takes forever to chew.
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Too much jelly squishes out the sides
and makes your hands all sticky.
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Well, I propose
that the perfect P.B. and J.
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is within mankind's grasp,
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and I've built this machine to achieve it.
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For this demonstration,
I'll use regular bread.
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Honey, it's okay.
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As you can see, toasting is an option.
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We don't usually eat peanut butter.
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Lewis, this is really not necessary.
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It's jammed!
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Lewis, please, don't!
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What's happening?
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Mr Harrington has a peanut allergy!
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I'm sorry!
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Here let me help you get that off!
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Stand back!
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- Is he gonna be okay?
- Breathe. Breathe.
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I'm so sorry! I didn't know!
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It was really nice to meet you.
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We're gonna need some time
to think about it.
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Hi, folks. Everything all...
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What happened?
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Miss Duffy,
that boy is definitely not right for us.
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Now, if you'll excuse me.
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I'm so sorry about this.
If you would just...
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- I made some lunch.
- Not hungry.
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Poor Mr Harrington.
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- I killed him?
- No. No! No, you didn't kill him.
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I called. He's perfectly fine.
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I was just gonna say that it's...
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It's too bad
he didn't get to try a sandwich
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from that wonderful invention of yours.
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- Yeah, real wonderful.
- It's not you.
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We just haven't found
the right couple yet.
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One hundred twenty-four.
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What?
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That's how many adoption interviews
I've had, 124.
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Oh, Lewis, come on, now.
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You're exaggerating just to make your
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point.
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Plus, I'm gonna be 13 next year,
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and you know how hard it is
for a teenager to get adopted.
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I have no future. No one wants me.
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That's not true, Lewis!
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My own mother didn't even want me.
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Now, stop it. You do not know that.
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Then why'd she give me up?
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She may not have been able
to take care of you.
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Did you ever think of that?
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I am sure that she was only thinking
about what was best for you.
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I never thought of it that way.
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Maybe she wanted to keep you,
but she had no choice.
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You're right.
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My real mom is the only person
who's ever wanted me.
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Wait. I said "maybe."
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And if she wanted me then,
she'll want me now.
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What are you talking about?
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I have to find her, Mildred,
and when I do, she'll take me back,
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and we'll be a family again!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Lewis, you can't do that.
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No one knows anything about her.
No one even saw her.
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Wrong. I saw her
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once.
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She's in here. I just have to remember.
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That's it!
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Hello
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I got something to tell you
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But it's crazy
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I got something to show you
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So give me just one more chance
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One more glance
And I will make of you
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Another believer
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Guess what?
You got more than you bargained
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Ain't it crazy?
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You got more than you paid for
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So give me just one more chance
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One more glance
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One more hand to hold
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You've been on my mind
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Though it may seem I'm fooling
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Wasted so much time
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Though it may seem I'm fooling
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What are we gonna do?
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What are we gonna do?
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What are we gonna do about it?
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You've been on my mind
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One more chance
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Wasted so much time
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One more chance
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So tired.
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We'll see you at 2:00 this afternoon.
He'll be so excited you're coming.
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Bye-bye, now.
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Yes! Hey, Goob... I mean, Michael.
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- Good luck at the big game today.
- Easy win.
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Those guys are a bunch of bums.
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I just hope I can stay awake.
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Don't tell me. Let me guess.
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He was up all night
working on his stupid project,
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but that's what happens
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when you get a science geek
for a roommate.
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Ah, that's good joe.
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All right, Einstein,
you owe Michael big time.
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Well, unlocking the secrets of the brain
took a lot longer than I expected,
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but it's finished, Mildred.
I recalibrated the headset.
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Now the neural circuits will connect.
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I've cracked the hippocampus!
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Really? Okay. What?
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Now to test it out.
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Oh, no! I'm late! I gotta go!
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Wait a minute, Lewis. Wait a minute.
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I almost forgot what I came up here for.
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I know you have a lot
on your plate today,
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but I've scheduled an interview for you
this afternoon.
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- No, thanks.
- "No, thanks"?
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Sweetheart, this is
about being adopted,
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and you will be back here
clean, happy and on time.
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I'm done with interviews, Mildred.
I'm not gonna be rejected anymore.
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Listen, I know where your head is,
but I'm telling you,
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you have got to get out of the past
and look to the future.
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I am, and this is it.
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This is my future.
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I'm sorry.
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Lewis? Honey?
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Dr Krunklehorn,
I know you're very busy there
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at Inventco Labs,
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and we're just so excited
to have you as a judge.
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It's my pleasure, Mr Willerstein.
Hey, you never know.
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One of your students may invent
the next integrated circuit
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or microprocessor or integrated circuit.
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Oh, wait! I said that already.
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Well, I just don't get out
of that lab very much.
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Is that a bow tie? I like bow ties.
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I haven't slept in eight days!
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Well, then can I get you a cot
or something?
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Nope, I've got the caffeine patch.
It's my invention.
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Each patch is the equivalent
of 12 cups of coffee.
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You can stay awake for days
with no side effects.
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Sorry. Who's this?
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This is one of our students,
Stanley Pukowski.
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Oh, so cute!
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I just want to bite
his chubby little cheeks!
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What's with the dress, Pukowski?
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It's actually a toga, sir.
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Coach, nice to see you, sort of.
What are you doing here?
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Judging a science fair.
What's it look like I'm doing?
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And what makes you qualified
to judge a science fair?
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It's my gym.
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Stanley. Volcano.
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Behold the awesome power
of Mount Vesuvius!
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The toggle switch isn't toggling.
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Dr Krunklehorn?
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Barium, cobalt, Einstein, Kool-Aid!
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I don't know what she just said,
but this project is unacceptable!
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Now, give me 20 laps around the gym!
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Move it! Move it! Move it! Go! Go! Go!
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- Coach!
- I'm watching you.
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Okay, next up is Lizzy
and her fire ant farm.
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That's right.
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Lizzy, we talked about the fire ants.
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You know that they have a tendency
to bite people.
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Only my enemies.
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Just keep moving, shall we?
Top notch, Lizzy!
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Let's not anger her
or make her jumpy in any way.
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This area's not secure. Get in.
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Have you been approached
by a tall man in a bowler hat?
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- What?
- Hey, hey, I'll ask the questions here.
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- Okay, goodbye.
- All right,
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didn't want to pull rank on you,
but you forced my hand.
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Special Agent Wilbur Robinson
of the T.C.T.F.
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- The what?
- Time Continuum Task Force.
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- I'm here to protect you.
- Well...
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Now, tall man, bowler hat,
approached you?
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No, why?
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I could lose my badge for this.
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He's a suspect in a robbery.
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What did he steal?
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- A time machine.
- A what?
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I've tracked him to this time,
and my informants say he's after you.
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Me? Why me?
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The boys back at HQ
haven't figured out a motive yet.
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And by "HQ," I mean "headquarters."
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I know what HQ means.
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Good. You're a smart kid.
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That might keep you alive, for now.
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Just worry
about your little science gizmo
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and leave the "perp" to me.
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- And by "perp," I mean...
- I know what it means!
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Okay, Mr Smarty-pants.
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Bowler Hat Guy!
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My frogs!
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You're not gonna get away with it,
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kid with science project.
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Dude, you almost busted
my solar system!
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My frogs! They're getting away!
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Got you! That's the last of them.
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Annoying little girl,
I don't have time for this.
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I'm on a very important...
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Don't sass me, boy. I know karate.
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Come on, Pukowski! Feel the pain!
Love the pain!
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Coach...
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Next up is Lewis.
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Yes... Lewis! Excuse me.
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Lewis, tell me this thing is not gonna...
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It's okay. It's gonna work this time.
I won't let you down, I promise.
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All right, Lewis, I trust you.
Knock 'em dead.
252
00:15:37,713 --> 00:15:40,674
That was a figure of speech.
Please don't kill anyone.
253
00:15:45,095 --> 00:15:47,013
Okay, stand back, everybody.
254
00:15:47,138 --> 00:15:49,807
This next project
will knock your socks off.
255
00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:52,644
Seriously, you might wanna stand back
a little.
256
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:55,897
Have you ever forgotten something,
257
00:15:56,022 --> 00:15:59,526
and no matter how hard you tried,
you couldn't remember it?
258
00:16:00,109 --> 00:16:03,571
Well, what happens
to these forgotten memories?
259
00:16:03,738 --> 00:16:07,158
I propose
they're stored somewhere in your brain,
260
00:16:07,283 --> 00:16:09,868
and I built a machine
that can retrieve them.
261
00:16:09,993 --> 00:16:12,913
I call it the Memory Scanner.
262
00:16:13,497 --> 00:16:15,165
It's shiny!
263
00:16:15,290 --> 00:16:17,960
So, Lewis,
how does the Memory Scanner work?
264
00:16:18,085 --> 00:16:21,463
First, you input the desired period
of time on this keypad.
265
00:16:21,922 --> 00:16:25,926
Then a laser scans the cerebral cortex,
where memories are stored.
266
00:16:26,051 --> 00:16:28,511
The retrieved memory
is then displayed on this monitor.
267
00:16:28,637 --> 00:16:30,555
Wrap him up. I'll take two.
268
00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:34,267
Now, I'm going back 12 years,
three months and 11 days.
269
00:16:34,392 --> 00:16:36,269
Why that particular day?
270
00:16:36,394 --> 00:16:38,354
You didn't think
I was paying attention, did you?
271
00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:42,150
Well, that was the day...
272
00:16:43,985 --> 00:16:46,279
Let's just say, that was
a very important day in my life.
273
00:16:46,446 --> 00:16:47,947
Fair enough. Play ball.
274
00:16:49,031 --> 00:16:51,617
It'll just take a second
to get the turbines going.
275
00:17:09,926 --> 00:17:11,803
Lewis, wait!
276
00:17:22,354 --> 00:17:24,607
She's gonna blow!
277
00:17:26,275 --> 00:17:27,734
Watch out!
278
00:17:31,864 --> 00:17:33,824
Feel the pain! Love the...
279
00:17:33,949 --> 00:17:35,993
Hurts so much! Make it stop!
280
00:17:41,915 --> 00:17:43,166
Make it stop!
281
00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:44,626
Coach, suck it up, okay?
282
00:17:44,751 --> 00:17:48,171
Let us conduct ourselves in a way
that we'll all be proud of tomorrow.
283
00:17:48,296 --> 00:17:50,089
- Let's calm down!
- Mr Willerstein?
284
00:17:50,214 --> 00:17:51,799
- I didn't mean to...
- Not now, Lewis!
285
00:17:51,924 --> 00:17:54,552
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
286
00:17:54,885 --> 00:17:56,178
Not now.
287
00:17:57,389 --> 00:18:00,350
Okay, and we are walking
in a calm, orderly fashion
288
00:18:00,475 --> 00:18:01,559
toward the exits.
289
00:18:06,147 --> 00:18:07,606
Wait, Lewis!
290
00:18:26,083 --> 00:18:29,085
Come, my dear. Our future awaits.
291
00:19:50,413 --> 00:19:52,999
Hey, what are you doing up here?
292
00:20:08,013 --> 00:20:10,724
Would you quit that, please?
I know you're not a pigeon.
293
00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:13,268
You're blowing my cover.
294
00:20:13,393 --> 00:20:14,978
We're the only ones up here.
295
00:20:15,103 --> 00:20:17,063
That's just what they want you to think.
296
00:20:17,188 --> 00:20:18,773
Now, enough moping.
297
00:20:18,898 --> 00:20:21,818
Take this back to the science fair
and fix that Memory Scanner.
298
00:20:21,943 --> 00:20:23,819
Stop! Stop! Get away from me!
299
00:20:23,945 --> 00:20:24,987
Maybe you've forgotten.
300
00:20:25,112 --> 00:20:27,656
I'm a time cop from the future,
should be taken very seriously.
301
00:20:28,574 --> 00:20:29,909
That's no badge.
302
00:20:30,076 --> 00:20:33,329
This is a coupon for a tanning salon!
You're a fake.
303
00:20:33,454 --> 00:20:35,498
Okay, you got me. I'm not a cop,
304
00:20:35,623 --> 00:20:37,583
but I really am from the future,
305
00:20:37,708 --> 00:20:39,668
and there really is this Bowler Hat Guy.
306
00:20:39,793 --> 00:20:41,003
Here we go again.
307
00:20:41,128 --> 00:20:43,046
He stole a time machine,
came to the science fair
308
00:20:43,172 --> 00:20:44,256
and ruined your project.
309
00:20:44,381 --> 00:20:46,675
My project didn't work
because I'm no good.
310
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:49,302
There is no Bowler Hat Guy,
there is no time machine,
311
00:20:49,427 --> 00:20:51,012
and you're not from the future!
312
00:20:51,137 --> 00:20:52,180
You're crazy!
313
00:20:52,805 --> 00:20:54,098
I am not crazy.
314
00:20:54,223 --> 00:20:56,560
Oh, yeah, Captain Time Travel?
Prove it.
315
00:20:58,103 --> 00:21:00,021
Yeah, that's what I thought.
316
00:21:01,147 --> 00:21:02,982
I'm just gonna go lock myself
in my room
317
00:21:03,107 --> 00:21:05,026
and hide under the covers
for a couple years.
318
00:21:05,151 --> 00:21:08,487
If I prove to you I'm from the future,
will you go back to the science fair?
319
00:21:08,612 --> 00:21:10,823
Yeah, sure, whatever you say.
320
00:21:11,323 --> 00:21:12,866
Hey, let go of me!
321
00:21:12,992 --> 00:21:15,035
- What are you doing? Let go of me!
- Okay.
322
00:21:35,013 --> 00:21:37,432
What is this? Where are we going?
323
00:21:37,849 --> 00:21:39,892
To the future!
324
00:22:00,245 --> 00:22:02,539
The future has arrived
325
00:22:03,707 --> 00:22:06,292
The future has arrived today
326
00:22:06,918 --> 00:22:08,753
The future has arrived
327
00:22:09,837 --> 00:22:12,633
The future has arrived today
328
00:22:54,088 --> 00:22:55,047
Is this proof enough for you?
329
00:22:55,172 --> 00:22:56,757
Is it ever!
330
00:22:56,882 --> 00:22:59,885
I never thought that time travel
could be possible in my lifetime,
331
00:23:00,010 --> 00:23:02,430
and here it is, right in front of me!
332
00:23:02,555 --> 00:23:04,307
The truth will set you free, brother.
333
00:23:04,432 --> 00:23:07,310
This is beyond anything
I could've imagined.
334
00:23:08,019 --> 00:23:10,312
This means
I could really change my life.
335
00:23:10,437 --> 00:23:11,814
That's right. You can.
336
00:23:11,939 --> 00:23:14,274
Next stop, science fair,
to fix your Memory Scanner.
337
00:23:14,399 --> 00:23:17,152
Hey, I'm not gonna fix
that stupid Memory Scanner.
338
00:23:18,153 --> 00:23:20,822
- What?
- Wilbur, this is a time machine!
339
00:23:20,947 --> 00:23:22,657
Why should I fix my dumb invention
340
00:23:22,782 --> 00:23:26,202
when you can take me
to see my mom now in this ship?
341
00:23:27,913 --> 00:23:32,000
I could actually go back to that night
and stop her from giving me up.
342
00:23:32,125 --> 00:23:34,961
The answer is not a time machine.
It's this.
343
00:23:35,086 --> 00:23:37,422
This? You want to know
what I think about this?
344
00:23:37,547 --> 00:23:38,673
What are you doing?
345
00:23:38,798 --> 00:23:39,966
I'm sorry, Wilbur,
346
00:23:40,091 --> 00:23:41,926
but you don't know
what I've lived through.
347
00:23:42,051 --> 00:23:43,844
- Lewis, no!
- Let go!
348
00:23:43,969 --> 00:23:45,846
- You let go!
- You're not the boss of me!
349
00:23:45,971 --> 00:23:49,141
Yes, I am, 'cause you're 12, and I'm 13.
350
00:23:49,266 --> 00:23:50,642
That makes me older.
351
00:23:50,767 --> 00:23:51,851
Well, I was born in the past,
352
00:23:51,978 --> 00:23:54,021
which makes me older
and the boss of you!
353
00:24:11,954 --> 00:24:14,039
I am so dead.
354
00:24:15,749 --> 00:24:18,336
I'm not allowed to look at this thing,
let alone drive it!
355
00:24:18,461 --> 00:24:19,837
Mom and Dad are gonna kill me,
356
00:24:19,963 --> 00:24:22,715
and I can tell you this.
It will not be done with mercy.
357
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:24,508
Isn't there like
a time machine repair shop
358
00:24:24,633 --> 00:24:25,676
- or something?
- No!
359
00:24:25,801 --> 00:24:27,886
There's only two time machines
in existence,
360
00:24:28,012 --> 00:24:29,805
and the Bowler Hat Guy
has the other one!
361
00:24:29,930 --> 00:24:32,391
Well, somebody's gonna have
to fix this.
362
00:24:32,766 --> 00:24:35,560
Good idea. You're smart. You fix it.
363
00:24:35,685 --> 00:24:38,104
Are you crazy? I can't fix this thing.
364
00:24:38,229 --> 00:24:40,773
Yes, you can. You broke it. You fix it.
365
00:24:42,108 --> 00:24:44,069
All right, under one condition.
366
00:24:44,444 --> 00:24:47,155
I fix it,
you take me back to see my mom.
367
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:50,200
What? You didn't even follow through
on our last deal.
368
00:24:50,325 --> 00:24:51,409
How can I trust you?
369
00:24:51,534 --> 00:24:54,245
Well, you told me you were a time cop
from the future.
370
00:24:54,370 --> 00:24:56,080
How can I trust you?
371
00:24:56,706 --> 00:24:57,915
Touch�.
372
00:24:59,792 --> 00:25:01,585
So do we have a deal?
373
00:25:33,450 --> 00:25:34,742
Good day, madam.
374
00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:38,329
- I'm here to change the future.
- Yes, sir?
375
00:25:38,454 --> 00:25:42,291
I must speak with the man
in charge immediately.
376
00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:45,669
- Yes, sir.
- I have an appointment with destiny.
377
00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:47,462
Very good, sir. I'll let Smith know,
378
00:25:47,588 --> 00:25:49,798
and I'll have your dry cleaning
delivered directly to your suite.
379
00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:51,967
- What?
- Now, what time is your appointment?
380
00:25:53,843 --> 00:25:55,970
- Are you talking to me?
- Yes.
381
00:25:56,179 --> 00:25:57,764
What time is your appointment?
382
00:26:00,851 --> 00:26:03,228
Big hand is on the... Oh, 2:00!
383
00:26:03,353 --> 00:26:04,979
You're the 2:00?
384
00:26:05,688 --> 00:26:07,148
Yes. Yes, I am.
385
00:26:07,273 --> 00:26:09,025
You're Mary Johnson?
386
00:26:09,442 --> 00:26:11,485
Yes.
387
00:26:12,028 --> 00:26:14,238
Mary is short for...
388
00:26:15,281 --> 00:26:16,323
Marian?
389
00:26:17,199 --> 00:26:19,326
- Can that be a boy name?
- Yes.
390
00:26:19,743 --> 00:26:21,953
- Then yes.
- Have a seat.
391
00:26:22,078 --> 00:26:23,455
Oh, goody!
392
00:26:32,339 --> 00:26:38,178
"Pass off invention as my own." Check.
Oh, I love checklists.
393
00:26:38,303 --> 00:26:39,929
The board is ready to see you now.
394
00:26:40,972 --> 00:26:43,391
Wait. What am I going to say?
395
00:26:44,433 --> 00:26:46,393
I'm never gonna remember that.
396
00:26:46,644 --> 00:26:49,898
Would you... Why don't you go?
You do it so much better than me.
397
00:26:51,065 --> 00:26:52,233
That's true.
398
00:26:52,358 --> 00:26:55,027
A hat without a head
couldn't really pass off an invention
399
00:26:55,152 --> 00:26:56,237
as its own.
400
00:26:57,613 --> 00:27:01,617
Fantastic! Great idea!
I'm so glad I have you!
401
00:27:07,247 --> 00:27:11,376
"Prepare to be amazed." Oh, I got it!
402
00:27:12,251 --> 00:27:15,380
Prepare to be amazed!
403
00:27:16,131 --> 00:27:20,552
"This is my invention."
404
00:27:20,552 --> 00:27:24,722
"I doubt any of you have seen
anything as brilliant as this device."
405
00:27:24,847 --> 00:27:25,890
Very well,
406
00:27:26,474 --> 00:27:28,225
Miss Johnson?
407
00:27:28,851 --> 00:27:30,269
It's Ms.
408
00:27:30,394 --> 00:27:32,980
You have two minutes. Please begin.
409
00:27:37,651 --> 00:27:39,987
- It's shiny!
- What is that thing?
410
00:27:40,112 --> 00:27:44,658
Well, I like to call it my...
411
00:27:44,658 --> 00:27:46,660
To call it my...
412
00:27:46,785 --> 00:27:50,956
- What are you looking at?
- No! I... The sun, in my eyes.
413
00:27:51,081 --> 00:27:52,874
Well, then let me close the blinds.
414
00:27:58,504 --> 00:28:00,589
Now, the name?
415
00:28:01,173 --> 00:28:02,675
Well, what...
416
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,468
We can quibble about names
at a later date.
417
00:28:04,593 --> 00:28:07,347
The point is,
what I have here is special, unique.
418
00:28:07,472 --> 00:28:10,808
Yes. Yes, you must love it
and buy it and mass produce it,
419
00:28:10,933 --> 00:28:14,812
and the best part is,
it's got really comfy headphones.
420
00:28:19,358 --> 00:28:22,194
I wonder, could you lean forward
just a little bit, please?
421
00:28:22,319 --> 00:28:24,112
Yes, thank you.
422
00:28:24,237 --> 00:28:26,865
Yes, they are quite comfortable.
423
00:28:27,198 --> 00:28:29,409
What do you hope
to accomplish with this?
424
00:28:29,534 --> 00:28:31,161
Oh, nothing of consequence.
425
00:28:31,286 --> 00:28:36,041
I simply wish to crush the dreams
of a poor little orphan boy!
426
00:28:36,791 --> 00:28:39,669
After that, it's all a little fuzzy.
427
00:28:39,794 --> 00:28:41,504
You mean,
you haven't thought this through?
428
00:28:42,547 --> 00:28:43,798
Thirty seconds.
429
00:28:48,635 --> 00:28:50,179
Allow me to show you how it works.
430
00:28:50,304 --> 00:28:52,347
First, we turn it on.
431
00:28:55,183 --> 00:28:57,311
That's not it.
432
00:28:59,188 --> 00:29:00,272
Ten seconds.
433
00:29:19,331 --> 00:29:21,376
So where do I sign?
434
00:29:32,180 --> 00:29:34,682
Doris, it's all over.
435
00:29:34,808 --> 00:29:36,768
All our hopes and dreams dashed,
436
00:29:36,893 --> 00:29:40,605
like so many pieces
of a broken machiney thing.
437
00:29:41,272 --> 00:29:42,565
You're right.
438
00:29:42,690 --> 00:29:46,443
Success is still ours for the taking.
439
00:29:48,571 --> 00:29:50,782
We must find that boy.
440
00:29:55,161 --> 00:29:58,288
We'll sneak this thing into the garage.
You'll have all the tools you need.
441
00:29:58,414 --> 00:29:59,456
What about your parents?
442
00:29:59,581 --> 00:30:00,707
Mom never goes in there,
443
00:30:00,832 --> 00:30:02,918
and Dad's on a business trip
until tomorrow morning.
444
00:30:03,043 --> 00:30:04,085
You've got till then to fix it.
445
00:30:04,211 --> 00:30:07,380
Well, fine, but I'm gonna need
some blueprints or something for this.
446
00:30:07,505 --> 00:30:09,841
No worries. I got someone
who could help us with that.
447
00:30:12,678 --> 00:30:15,805
Who dares to disturb my sanctuary?
448
00:30:15,931 --> 00:30:17,974
Carl, it's me. Let me in.
449
00:30:18,099 --> 00:30:21,269
None may enter
unless they speak the royal password.
450
00:30:21,394 --> 00:30:23,813
Carl, what are you talking about?
We don't have a password.
451
00:30:23,938 --> 00:30:27,233
Yes, we do.
I made one up while you were gone.
452
00:30:27,358 --> 00:30:29,485
Well, then
how am I supposed to know what it is?
453
00:30:29,610 --> 00:30:30,944
You...
454
00:30:32,195 --> 00:30:33,739
Good point.
455
00:30:35,866 --> 00:30:37,827
Welcome back, little buddy.
456
00:30:37,952 --> 00:30:40,496
So what's up
with the stolen time machine?
457
00:30:40,621 --> 00:30:43,165
Did you find it? Apparently not,
458
00:30:43,290 --> 00:30:45,917
and you managed
to bust this one as well.
459
00:30:46,043 --> 00:30:47,586
It'll be fixed before Dad gets home.
460
00:30:47,711 --> 00:30:50,255
And how do you suppose
that's gonna...
461
00:30:50,380 --> 00:30:52,423
- Who's that?
- Wow, a real robot!
462
00:30:52,548 --> 00:30:53,675
Hi, I'm Lewis.
463
00:31:00,055 --> 00:31:02,182
Well, that was unexpected.
464
00:31:02,767 --> 00:31:04,352
As was that.
465
00:31:04,477 --> 00:31:06,979
If my family finds out
I brought you from the past,
466
00:31:07,104 --> 00:31:09,190
they'll bury me alive
and dance on my grave.
467
00:31:09,315 --> 00:31:12,359
I'm not exaggerating.
Well, yes, I am, but not the point.
468
00:31:12,484 --> 00:31:14,695
The point is,
your hair's a dead giveaway.
469
00:31:14,820 --> 00:31:16,530
Why would my hair be
a dead giveaway?
470
00:31:16,655 --> 00:31:18,365
That is an excellent question.
471
00:31:18,490 --> 00:31:19,950
Wait! Where are you going?
472
00:31:20,075 --> 00:31:21,534
Another excellent question.
473
00:31:23,203 --> 00:31:24,996
But I don't just want to sit here.
474
00:31:25,496 --> 00:31:26,539
Stay.
475
00:31:26,831 --> 00:31:27,874
But...
476
00:31:43,264 --> 00:31:44,807
Wow!
477
00:31:51,021 --> 00:31:52,230
Hey, ring my doorbell.
478
00:31:52,564 --> 00:31:53,733
No, no, no, no, ring my doorbell.
479
00:31:53,858 --> 00:31:55,943
Ring it. Ring it. Ring it.
Look at this door bell. Ring it.
480
00:31:57,695 --> 00:32:00,072
- Yes!
- That was accidental.
481
00:32:00,197 --> 00:32:01,656
That's an accidental ring.
It doesn't count.
482
00:32:01,782 --> 00:32:02,908
It's in the rule book. Look it up.
483
00:32:03,033 --> 00:32:04,492
- Flat head.
- Short roots.
484
00:32:04,618 --> 00:32:05,660
Evergreen.
485
00:32:11,624 --> 00:32:13,167
What do you mean,
don't go to the family?
486
00:32:13,292 --> 00:32:17,004
How can we not go to the family
in this time of family crisis?
487
00:32:17,129 --> 00:32:20,800
By leaving the garage door unlocked,
you let the time machine get stolen,
488
00:32:20,925 --> 00:32:23,803
and now the entire time stream
could be altered!
489
00:32:23,928 --> 00:32:25,596
That and someone took my bike.
490
00:32:25,721 --> 00:32:28,432
Look, I told you. It's gonna all work out.
491
00:32:28,682 --> 00:32:31,310
First, we keep Lewis in the garage,
away from everybody.
492
00:32:31,435 --> 00:32:33,353
I show up and give him
the pep talk of the century.
493
00:32:33,478 --> 00:32:34,938
Then he fixes the time machine.
494
00:32:35,063 --> 00:32:36,815
Why is it an acorn?
495
00:32:36,940 --> 00:32:38,650
I didn't have time to sculpt everything.
496
00:32:38,775 --> 00:32:40,777
Okay, now, the time machine is fixed.
497
00:32:40,902 --> 00:32:42,487
His confidence in inventing is restored.
498
00:32:42,612 --> 00:32:45,073
He goes back to the science fair,
fixes his Memory Scanner,
499
00:32:45,198 --> 00:32:47,117
thus restoring
the space-time continuum.
500
00:32:47,242 --> 00:32:48,994
What about taking him back
to see his mom?
501
00:32:49,119 --> 00:32:50,954
I just told him that to buy some time.
502
00:32:51,079 --> 00:32:54,415
Oh, yeah, can't see that one
blowing up in your face.
503
00:32:54,540 --> 00:32:56,292
Trust me. I got it under control.
504
00:32:56,417 --> 00:32:58,502
Wilbur Robinson never fails.
505
00:33:00,754 --> 00:33:02,506
But on the slight chance that I do...
506
00:33:02,631 --> 00:33:05,801
"On the slight chance," yeah.
You know what? I'll run the numbers.
507
00:33:09,513 --> 00:33:10,806
What is it?
508
00:33:10,931 --> 00:33:12,641
Well, it's not...
509
00:33:12,766 --> 00:33:17,854
It doesn't pertain to anything in...
You know, there's not necessarily...
510
00:33:17,979 --> 00:33:22,817
There's a 99.999999% chance
that you won't exist.
511
00:33:23,193 --> 00:33:26,320
- What?
- And I didn't want to tell you, but I did.
512
00:33:26,446 --> 00:33:27,822
I won't exist?
513
00:33:27,947 --> 00:33:29,448
And where does that leave me?
514
00:33:29,573 --> 00:33:31,867
Alone, rusting in a corner.
515
00:33:34,036 --> 00:33:36,831
What am I worried about?
Now, blueprints?
516
00:33:39,959 --> 00:33:43,921
If this thing ever blows over,
I really gotta get away from you
517
00:33:44,046 --> 00:33:45,339
and get some quiet time.
518
00:33:48,842 --> 00:33:49,885
What's...
519
00:33:50,635 --> 00:33:52,262
Well, hey, there, little fella!
520
00:33:52,387 --> 00:33:56,099
Now, I know what you're thinking,
and my clothes are not on backwards.
521
00:33:56,224 --> 00:33:57,767
My head is!
522
00:33:59,227 --> 00:34:02,064
Oh, I used to tell that one
to my science students.
523
00:34:03,064 --> 00:34:04,691
They didn't laugh, either.
524
00:34:04,816 --> 00:34:06,860
Anywho, what's your name, fruit-head?
525
00:34:06,985 --> 00:34:09,028
- Well, Lewis, but...
- Lewis, huh?
526
00:34:09,153 --> 00:34:12,240
Well, say, Lewis, you haven't seen
any teeth around here, have you?
527
00:34:12,365 --> 00:34:13,991
- Teeth?
- Yeah, my teeth.
528
00:34:14,742 --> 00:34:17,703
Been digging holes all day.
Can't find them anywhere.
529
00:34:17,828 --> 00:34:19,955
All right, look, old man,
I need to get back to the garage.
530
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:21,164
Wilbur left me down there,
531
00:34:21,289 --> 00:34:22,582
and I wasn't supposed to leave,
and these monsters...
532
00:34:22,707 --> 00:34:23,750
- Monsters?
... attacked me on the porch and...
533
00:34:23,875 --> 00:34:25,753
There's no monsters on the porch,
you ninny.
534
00:34:25,878 --> 00:34:27,421
- Listen to me!
- Of course, I also didn't think
535
00:34:27,546 --> 00:34:29,173
there was a woodchuck
living on my arm,
536
00:34:29,298 --> 00:34:30,757
and lookie there!
537
00:34:30,883 --> 00:34:31,925
Hope he ain't got rabies.
538
00:34:32,050 --> 00:34:34,219
Old man, I need to get to the garage!
539
00:34:34,344 --> 00:34:38,223
Well, sure, I'll get you there in a jiffy.
I know a shortcut.
540
00:34:38,348 --> 00:34:40,308
Welcome to the garage.
541
00:34:41,267 --> 00:34:42,477
Well, I'm completely lost.
542
00:34:42,602 --> 00:34:43,686
Hiya, Grandpa.
543
00:34:43,811 --> 00:34:44,895
Hey, Aunt Billie.
544
00:34:45,021 --> 00:34:46,564
Lewis and me
are looking for the garage.
545
00:34:46,689 --> 00:34:48,941
- We have a garage?
- Apparently so.
546
00:34:49,066 --> 00:34:51,402
Lewis, will you give me a hand
and time my race?
547
00:34:51,528 --> 00:34:55,406
Okay, Gaston,
my toy train's ready for you.
548
00:34:56,949 --> 00:34:58,742
That's a toy train?
549
00:35:00,703 --> 00:35:04,831
On your mark, get set, go?
550
00:35:08,585 --> 00:35:10,879
- 3.7 seconds.
- I win!
551
00:35:12,505 --> 00:35:14,507
Okay, Lewis, I got the blueprints.
552
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:16,927
Lewis?
553
00:35:17,177 --> 00:35:20,055
- And five and six and seven and eight.
- That's Uncle Joe. He works out.
554
00:35:20,180 --> 00:35:21,222
Keep those tummies tucked.
555
00:35:22,974 --> 00:35:24,434
This isn't the garage.
556
00:35:24,559 --> 00:35:25,601
I know.
557
00:35:25,893 --> 00:35:28,104
I don't think
the garage is in here, either.
558
00:35:28,229 --> 00:35:30,898
Egads! A very grave matter, indeed.
559
00:35:31,023 --> 00:35:33,567
- That's Uncle Art.
- A real superhero?
560
00:35:33,692 --> 00:35:35,611
Quad Four, Alpha Omega Galaxy,
561
00:35:35,736 --> 00:35:38,029
needs a large
cheese-and-sausage thin-crust?
562
00:35:38,155 --> 00:35:41,534
I'll be there in 30 minutes, or it's free.
563
00:35:42,243 --> 00:35:44,328
- He's a...
- Pizza delivery guy.
564
00:35:44,453 --> 00:35:45,788
Lewis?
565
00:35:46,288 --> 00:35:48,915
- What are we doing up here?
- Looking for the garage.
566
00:35:49,041 --> 00:35:50,750
Oh, yeah!
567
00:35:57,673 --> 00:36:01,427
Laszlo, you stop painting my hat,
or I'm telling Ma!
568
00:36:01,552 --> 00:36:03,846
- Lighten up, sis!
- Lasz, I mean it!
569
00:36:04,179 --> 00:36:07,308
Children, please!
Your mother is trying to take a nap.
570
00:36:07,433 --> 00:36:09,394
What is all the yelling out here?
571
00:36:09,519 --> 00:36:10,686
- He started it!
- She started it!
572
00:36:10,812 --> 00:36:12,146
I don't want to hear any more!
573
00:36:12,271 --> 00:36:15,733
- Now, sweetie...
- Don't you "sweetie" me!
574
00:36:16,108 --> 00:36:18,152
I'm going for a drive!
575
00:36:21,822 --> 00:36:24,366
That's strange.
She usually takes the Harley.
576
00:36:24,532 --> 00:36:26,284
Lewis!
577
00:36:26,409 --> 00:36:29,078
I think my wife Lucille's baking cookies.
578
00:36:30,621 --> 00:36:32,791
Bake them cookies, Lucille!
579
00:36:32,916 --> 00:36:34,251
Why is your dog wearing glasses?
580
00:36:34,376 --> 00:36:37,462
Oh, 'cause his insurance
won't pay for contacts.
581
00:36:37,587 --> 00:36:40,298
That's Uncle Spike,
and there's Uncle Dimitri.
582
00:36:41,507 --> 00:36:43,843
- Oh, look, there's...
- That's the monster!
583
00:36:43,968 --> 00:36:46,846
Oh, no, Lewis, that's our butler, Lefty.
584
00:36:48,097 --> 00:36:49,431
Nice to meet you.
585
00:36:49,556 --> 00:36:51,850
Hey, Lefty,
any idea how to get to the garage?
586
00:36:52,976 --> 00:36:55,353
Well, that's true. We didn't ask her yet.
587
00:36:55,478 --> 00:36:57,565
- Who?
- Wilbur's mom, Franny.
588
00:36:57,690 --> 00:36:59,358
I think you'll like her.
589
00:37:03,570 --> 00:37:04,946
Hey, guys!
590
00:37:05,238 --> 00:37:09,492
You ask me over
And over and over
591
00:37:09,617 --> 00:37:12,704
Have you seen
My peacock-feathered hat?
592
00:37:12,829 --> 00:37:13,996
Frogs?
593
00:37:14,122 --> 00:37:15,623
Taught them everything they know.
594
00:37:15,748 --> 00:37:18,709
- Franny, this is Lewis.
- Nice to meet you, ma'am.
595
00:37:18,834 --> 00:37:22,379
Perfect timing.
We need someone on maracas.
596
00:37:22,922 --> 00:37:26,843
Where is your heart at?
Nobody knows that
597
00:37:26,968 --> 00:37:29,053
Even though you've him, her, me
598
00:37:29,178 --> 00:37:31,764
And an army searching
599
00:37:33,807 --> 00:37:37,477
I've got a feeling
You will be reeling
600
00:37:37,602 --> 00:37:41,189
When you are bad
And the circus comes to town
601
00:37:41,314 --> 00:37:43,024
Grandpa, I think I found your teeth.
602
00:37:43,149 --> 00:37:44,942
And you see me leaving
Dressed up as a magician
603
00:37:45,068 --> 00:37:46,194
Or something like that
604
00:37:47,695 --> 00:37:50,574
Sarsaparilla! My teeth are back!
605
00:37:50,782 --> 00:37:52,117
Ring-a-ding-ding.
606
00:37:58,039 --> 00:37:59,123
All right!
607
00:37:59,248 --> 00:38:02,376
Right. Well, glad I could help
with the teeth,
608
00:38:02,501 --> 00:38:04,920
but, wow, look at the time.
609
00:38:07,256 --> 00:38:09,424
Lewis, I told you to stay in the garage!
610
00:38:09,549 --> 00:38:11,676
I did, but I went up the tube,
and I ran into your family, and I...
611
00:38:12,761 --> 00:38:14,305
You met my family?
612
00:38:17,224 --> 00:38:18,308
Pop quiz.
613
00:38:18,434 --> 00:38:19,893
Who have you met,
and what have you learnt?
614
00:38:20,018 --> 00:38:22,020
Okay. Bud, Fritz and Joe are brothers.
615
00:38:22,145 --> 00:38:24,522
Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she...
616
00:38:24,648 --> 00:38:25,857
Cranky? Yes.
617
00:38:25,982 --> 00:38:27,400
Tallulah and Laszlo are their children.
618
00:38:27,525 --> 00:38:29,485
Joe is married to Billie.
Lefty is the butler.
619
00:38:29,610 --> 00:38:30,736
Spike and Dimitri are twins,
620
00:38:30,862 --> 00:38:32,655
and I don't know who they're related to.
621
00:38:32,780 --> 00:38:33,864
Neither do we. Go on.
622
00:38:33,989 --> 00:38:37,409
Lucille is married to Bud,
and your dad, Cornelius, is their son.
623
00:38:37,785 --> 00:38:40,038
What does Cornelius look like?
624
00:38:40,038 --> 00:38:41,456
Tom Selleck.
625
00:38:42,790 --> 00:38:46,669
Okay, Cornelius is married to Franny,
and her brothers are Gaston and Art.
626
00:38:46,794 --> 00:38:48,003
You're forgetting something.
627
00:38:48,128 --> 00:38:49,338
Forgetting? Oh, right.
628
00:38:49,463 --> 00:38:51,924
Wilbur is the son
of Franny and Cornelius.
629
00:38:52,049 --> 00:38:53,675
And nobody realised
you were from the past?
630
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:54,843
Nope.
631
00:38:55,343 --> 00:38:56,469
Thank you. Thank you.
632
00:38:56,594 --> 00:39:00,014
Hold your applause.
Thank you very much.
633
00:39:12,527 --> 00:39:15,238
Doris, get it off! Get it off!
634
00:39:22,035 --> 00:39:23,787
I've got you now.
635
00:39:24,079 --> 00:39:25,330
Lewis!
636
00:39:27,624 --> 00:39:31,045
No, Lewis is my stupid roommate.
637
00:39:31,170 --> 00:39:34,548
My name's Mike Yagoobian.
People call me Goob,
638
00:39:34,673 --> 00:39:38,218
but today, everyone that beat me up
called me "puke face"
639
00:39:38,343 --> 00:39:41,054
and "butterfingers"
and "booger breath."
640
00:39:41,179 --> 00:39:44,098
Nice to see that they're branching out.
641
00:39:44,223 --> 00:39:46,767
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...
642
00:39:46,976 --> 00:39:48,978
Well, I was just looking for Lewis.
643
00:39:49,103 --> 00:39:52,064
Try the roof.
He's always up there being dumb.
644
00:39:52,189 --> 00:39:55,318
Of course. Why didn't I think of that?
645
00:39:55,944 --> 00:39:58,738
Mr Steak, you're my only friend.
646
00:40:00,865 --> 00:40:02,783
Game didn't go so well, huh?
647
00:40:02,908 --> 00:40:07,412
No, I fell asleep in the ninth inning,
and I missed the winning catch.
648
00:40:07,704 --> 00:40:09,331
Then I got beat up.
649
00:40:09,456 --> 00:40:13,668
Afterwards, Coach took me aside
and told me to let it go.
650
00:40:13,918 --> 00:40:15,837
I don't know. He's probably right.
651
00:40:15,962 --> 00:40:17,088
No!
652
00:40:17,213 --> 00:40:20,217
Everyone will tell you to let it go
and move on, but don't.
653
00:40:20,342 --> 00:40:24,387
Instead, let it fester
and boil inside of you.
654
00:40:24,512 --> 00:40:26,347
Take these feelings
and lock them away.
655
00:40:26,473 --> 00:40:28,099
Let them fuel your actions.
656
00:40:28,224 --> 00:40:30,268
Let hate be your ally,
657
00:40:30,393 --> 00:40:34,105
and you will be capable
of wonderfully horrid things.
658
00:40:35,731 --> 00:40:40,444
Heed my words, Goob. Don't let it go.
659
00:40:43,822 --> 00:40:44,948
What?
660
00:40:51,580 --> 00:40:53,290
Where is that boy?
661
00:40:55,333 --> 00:40:58,670
Good idea!
Separate and look for clues.
662
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:05,968
Look, my dear! Look what I found!
It's a stick.
663
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:08,345
Now, what did you find?
664
00:41:10,514 --> 00:41:12,183
Yes. Yes, I see.
665
00:41:12,308 --> 00:41:15,436
Time travel residue next to DNA
from Wilbur Robinson.
666
00:41:15,561 --> 00:41:18,898
That plus my stick must mean...
667
00:41:29,115 --> 00:41:32,160
To the future! Shotgun!
668
00:41:40,502 --> 00:41:41,503
I don't even know what I'm doing.
669
00:41:41,628 --> 00:41:42,670
Keep moving forward.
670
00:41:42,795 --> 00:41:44,839
I mean,
this stuff is way too advanced for me.
671
00:41:44,964 --> 00:41:46,048
Keep moving forward.
672
00:41:46,174 --> 00:41:48,259
And what if I can't fix this?
What are we gonna do?
673
00:41:48,384 --> 00:41:49,510
Keep moving forward.
674
00:41:49,885 --> 00:41:51,136
Why do you keep saying that?
675
00:41:51,262 --> 00:41:53,222
And don't just say,
"Keep moving forward."
676
00:41:53,347 --> 00:41:54,681
It's my dad's motto.
677
00:41:54,807 --> 00:41:56,767
Why would his motto be
"keep moving forward"?
678
00:41:56,892 --> 00:41:58,226
It's what he does.
679
00:41:58,351 --> 00:42:00,020
What's that supposed to mean?
680
00:42:00,145 --> 00:42:02,022
That is an excellent question.
681
00:42:02,231 --> 00:42:03,524
Robinson Industries,
682
00:42:03,649 --> 00:42:06,360
the world's leading
scientific-research-and-design factory.
683
00:42:06,485 --> 00:42:09,279
My dad runs the company.
They mass produce his inventions.
684
00:42:09,404 --> 00:42:13,575
His motto, "Keep moving forward."
It's what he does.
685
00:42:13,575 --> 00:42:15,410
- What has he invented?
- Everything.
686
00:42:15,535 --> 00:42:17,412
Carl, the time machine,
the travel tubes.
687
00:42:17,537 --> 00:42:20,289
Your dad invented the time machine?
688
00:42:20,414 --> 00:42:21,874
Yep. Five years ago,
689
00:42:21,999 --> 00:42:24,168
Dad wakes up in the middle
of the night in a cold sweat.
690
00:42:24,293 --> 00:42:27,213
He wants to build a time machine,
so he starts working.
691
00:42:27,338 --> 00:42:29,757
We're talking plans.
We're talking scale models.
692
00:42:29,882 --> 00:42:31,551
We're talking prototypes.
693
00:42:31,676 --> 00:42:33,052
That's a prototype?
694
00:42:33,177 --> 00:42:36,388
- The very first, or what's left of it.
- Yikes.
695
00:42:36,513 --> 00:42:38,724
Yeah. Dark day at the Robinson house.
696
00:42:38,849 --> 00:42:40,726
Prototypes two and three,
not much better.
697
00:42:40,851 --> 00:42:42,102
Number six, 58,
698
00:42:42,227 --> 00:42:43,645
212, 485,
699
00:42:43,770 --> 00:42:44,896
952,
700
00:42:44,979 --> 00:42:47,273
and they all end the same way.
701
00:42:49,484 --> 00:42:52,237
But he doesn't give up.
702
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:55,991
Dude, I can't take you seriously
in that hat.
703
00:42:56,116 --> 00:42:59,369
He keeps working and working
until finally he gets it,
704
00:42:59,494 --> 00:43:01,079
the first working time machine.
705
00:43:01,204 --> 00:43:04,540
Then he keeps working and working
until finally he gets it again,
706
00:43:04,665 --> 00:43:05,750
the second working time machine.
707
00:43:05,875 --> 00:43:07,084
Kind of small.
708
00:43:07,209 --> 00:43:09,336
I'm assuming that's a joke.
I'm ignoring you for time reasons.
709
00:43:09,461 --> 00:43:10,921
This, my friend, is merely a model
710
00:43:11,046 --> 00:43:13,965
because, unfortunately,
time machine number two
711
00:43:14,091 --> 00:43:17,678
is in the hands of the Bowler Hat Guy.
712
00:43:25,060 --> 00:43:26,937
- Pretty amazing story, huh?
- Yeah.
713
00:43:27,062 --> 00:43:29,522
Now, are you ready to start working?
714
00:43:43,453 --> 00:43:46,080
I think that's it. I did it!
715
00:43:46,205 --> 00:43:47,623
I knew you could.
716
00:43:50,709 --> 00:43:53,295
Nice work, my friend.
717
00:44:04,972 --> 00:44:07,350
Well, you know what they say!
"Keep moving..."
718
00:44:07,475 --> 00:44:09,019
Don't say it!
719
00:44:15,650 --> 00:44:16,901
Boys! Dinner time!
720
00:44:17,026 --> 00:44:18,194
Not now, Mom!
721
00:44:18,319 --> 00:44:21,947
If you aren't up here in five minutes,
I'm gonna come down and get you!
722
00:44:23,866 --> 00:44:25,909
We'd better get up there.
723
00:44:30,330 --> 00:44:31,998
Let's get that boy!
724
00:44:33,041 --> 00:44:34,126
Sit here?
725
00:44:34,251 --> 00:44:35,920
But I want to look, too.
726
00:44:38,422 --> 00:44:39,798
A mini-Doris!
727
00:44:39,923 --> 00:44:43,134
I didn't even know you could do that.
It's so cute.
728
00:44:44,052 --> 00:44:46,096
Let's take her out for a spin.
729
00:44:47,513 --> 00:44:48,973
Sorry.
730
00:44:50,349 --> 00:44:51,601
Teamwork.
731
00:44:54,645 --> 00:44:55,813
Sorry.
732
00:44:57,356 --> 00:44:58,524
Sorry!
733
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:05,531
There you are.
734
00:45:06,574 --> 00:45:09,284
Now, to lure him out of the house.
735
00:45:10,661 --> 00:45:14,748
I know! I'll blow it up! Yes!
Yes, and... No.
736
00:45:15,165 --> 00:45:18,042
No, that won't work. Then he'll be dead.
737
00:45:18,918 --> 00:45:20,044
Oh! I know!
738
00:45:20,169 --> 00:45:24,048
I'll turn him into a duck!
Yes! Yes, it's so evil!
739
00:45:25,342 --> 00:45:27,302
I don't know how to do that.
740
00:45:27,427 --> 00:45:30,221
I don't really need a duck.
741
00:45:32,307 --> 00:45:34,767
This may be harder than I thought.
742
00:45:38,354 --> 00:45:39,480
Hey, ring my doorbell.
743
00:45:39,605 --> 00:45:41,398
No, no, no, no, ring this doorbell.
744
00:45:41,523 --> 00:45:43,275
That doorbell will give you a rash.
745
00:45:44,401 --> 00:45:46,319
Yes! I'm two for two, man.
746
00:45:46,444 --> 00:45:48,029
If they don't do it on purpose,
it doesn't count.
747
00:45:48,154 --> 00:45:50,324
- Come on. Read your rule book.
- You know what?
748
00:45:50,449 --> 00:45:52,242
You can take your rule book
and shove it right...
749
00:45:53,243 --> 00:45:55,829
I don't believe in fretting or grieving
750
00:45:55,954 --> 00:45:58,039
Why mess around with strife?
751
00:45:58,790 --> 00:46:02,001
Guess I was cut out
To step out and strut out
752
00:46:02,127 --> 00:46:03,419
Give me the simple life
753
00:46:03,545 --> 00:46:07,465
Ladies and gentlemen,
dinner is served.
754
00:46:07,590 --> 00:46:10,134
Dinner is served.
755
00:46:10,259 --> 00:46:11,302
Dinner is served.
756
00:46:14,054 --> 00:46:15,848
Hooray! Italian food.
757
00:46:15,974 --> 00:46:17,392
I want a sloppy joe!
758
00:46:17,517 --> 00:46:19,769
Oh, Billie,
could you please pass the gravy?
759
00:46:19,894 --> 00:46:21,103
Coming to you, big girl.
760
00:46:21,228 --> 00:46:24,940
Reminds me of the time
my meatball pizza staved off civil war
761
00:46:25,065 --> 00:46:26,942
on the black moon of Keward.
762
00:46:27,776 --> 00:46:29,778
Where's my sloppy joe?
763
00:46:29,903 --> 00:46:31,321
Thank you for the gravy, Aunt Billie.
764
00:46:31,446 --> 00:46:33,698
- We gotta talk.
- How about some gravy? Over here.
765
00:46:33,823 --> 00:46:36,576
Why is the kid still here?
Any of this ring a bell?
766
00:46:36,701 --> 00:46:40,455
Science fair, Memory Scanner,
a time stream that needs fixing?
767
00:46:40,580 --> 00:46:41,665
Temporary setback.
768
00:46:41,790 --> 00:46:43,583
He's just having
a little confidence issue.
769
00:46:43,708 --> 00:46:44,793
- You want me to talk to him?
- No.
770
00:46:44,918 --> 00:46:46,294
- I give a mean back rub.
- No.
771
00:46:46,419 --> 00:46:47,462
- Shiatsu?
- No.
772
00:46:47,587 --> 00:46:48,713
- Feng shui.
- No.
773
00:46:48,838 --> 00:46:50,131
I've got it under control.
774
00:46:51,841 --> 00:46:53,759
So, Lewis, are you in Wilbur's class?
775
00:46:53,884 --> 00:46:54,969
- No.
- Yes.
776
00:46:55,094 --> 00:46:56,178
- Yes.
- No.
777
00:46:56,345 --> 00:46:57,679
Well, yes and no.
778
00:46:57,805 --> 00:47:00,599
Lewis is a new transfer student.
779
00:47:00,891 --> 00:47:01,975
Yeah.
780
00:47:02,100 --> 00:47:04,602
- Where are you from, Lewis?
- Canada?
781
00:47:04,728 --> 00:47:08,232
I think you mean North Montana.
Hasn't been called Canada in years.
782
00:47:08,357 --> 00:47:11,068
Do you know Sam Gundersen?
783
00:47:11,526 --> 00:47:13,653
- It's a big country.
- State.
784
00:47:13,779 --> 00:47:16,531
- I wonder if you're related.
- Maybe if he took his hat off.
785
00:47:16,656 --> 00:47:17,949
Oh, good idea.
786
00:47:18,074 --> 00:47:20,576
Then we can see
if he has the family cowlick.
787
00:47:20,702 --> 00:47:24,038
He can't,
because he's got bad hat-hair.
788
00:47:24,163 --> 00:47:25,664
Oh, nonsense.
789
00:47:25,790 --> 00:47:28,709
A North Montana man doesn't care
about hat-hair.
790
00:47:28,834 --> 00:47:30,169
Let's see the cowlick!
791
00:47:30,294 --> 00:47:31,713
All right, everyone, hold your horses.
792
00:47:31,838 --> 00:47:33,047
Lewis, do you mind?
793
00:47:33,172 --> 00:47:35,508
I'm afraid
this isn't gonna stop otherwise.
794
00:47:35,633 --> 00:47:37,051
- But... But...
- And so it begins.
795
00:47:37,176 --> 00:47:38,260
Now, don't be shy.
796
00:47:38,385 --> 00:47:40,888
- We're all family here.
- Ready, aim, fire!
797
00:47:45,475 --> 00:47:48,687
Surely, that is not the best you can do.
798
00:47:52,273 --> 00:47:53,691
Impressive, little sister.
799
00:47:53,816 --> 00:47:56,486
Your skills are strong,
but not strong enough.
800
00:47:56,611 --> 00:47:58,905
Your words
do not threaten me, brother.
801
00:47:59,030 --> 00:48:02,575
Then enough words.
Now the real battle begins.
802
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:15,087
Your meatballs are useless against me.
803
00:48:15,212 --> 00:48:18,798
Then perhaps it's time
for spicy Italian sausage!
804
00:48:18,924 --> 00:48:20,091
No!
805
00:48:30,143 --> 00:48:32,062
That's right. I did it.
806
00:48:32,187 --> 00:48:33,772
Is dinner like this every night?
807
00:48:33,897 --> 00:48:35,690
No, yesterday, we had meatloaf.
808
00:48:40,861 --> 00:48:43,614
Okay, gang,
time for the second course.
809
00:48:43,739 --> 00:48:48,077
And what goes better with meatballs
than P.B. and J?
810
00:48:48,995 --> 00:48:51,205
Hey, that's just like...
811
00:48:55,209 --> 00:48:56,543
Stupid...
812
00:48:56,669 --> 00:48:57,836
Carl?
813
00:48:57,961 --> 00:48:59,004
Is everything all right?
814
00:48:59,129 --> 00:49:02,716
We're just experiencing bugs.
815
00:49:04,634 --> 00:49:06,136
Just what the doctor ordered.
816
00:49:06,845 --> 00:49:09,138
My friend Lewis is an inventor.
He can fix it.
817
00:49:09,263 --> 00:49:10,806
Wilbur, you know I can't.
818
00:49:10,932 --> 00:49:12,684
Come on. Give it a try.
819
00:49:12,809 --> 00:49:15,437
You don't understand
what's at stake here.
820
00:49:15,562 --> 00:49:18,189
Uncle Joe's seen the toast!
821
00:49:19,065 --> 00:49:21,192
We're past the point of no return!
822
00:49:21,317 --> 00:49:23,486
If he doesn't get P.B. and J...
823
00:49:23,611 --> 00:49:25,321
We all pay!
824
00:49:25,946 --> 00:49:26,989
I don't know.
825
00:49:27,114 --> 00:49:29,158
You would really be
helping us out, Lewis.
826
00:49:29,283 --> 00:49:30,450
Please.
827
00:49:34,704 --> 00:49:36,873
One dragonfly on the rocks, please,
Mr Barkeep.
828
00:49:36,998 --> 00:49:40,252
Hey, hey, Frankie, baby,
you gotta tell us one of your jokes.
829
00:49:40,377 --> 00:49:43,130
Yeah, Frankie.
How about that one with the bullfrog?
830
00:49:43,255 --> 00:49:45,090
All right, you bozos.
831
00:49:45,715 --> 00:49:48,009
Have to get that boy out of the house.
832
00:49:49,344 --> 00:49:50,929
Sorry. Wait!
833
00:49:51,054 --> 00:49:53,306
So I turn to the bullfrog,
and you know what I says?
834
00:49:53,431 --> 00:49:56,684
Talking frogs
with their own little outdoor bar,
835
00:49:56,809 --> 00:49:59,520
and so smartly dressed! Perfect!
836
00:49:59,645 --> 00:50:02,106
I says,
"Hey, not with my umbrella, you don't."
837
00:50:03,358 --> 00:50:05,693
- Frankie, you're a riot.
- I gotta go pee!
838
00:50:05,818 --> 00:50:07,361
- I love it.
- You bunch of goons.
839
00:50:17,079 --> 00:50:19,039
That's a good buzz. What the...
840
00:50:19,414 --> 00:50:22,750
Yes! You are now under my control.
841
00:50:22,876 --> 00:50:24,961
I am now under your control.
842
00:50:27,713 --> 00:50:29,549
- Stop laughing.
- Stop laughing.
843
00:50:29,674 --> 00:50:32,594
- Don't repeat everything I say.
- I won't repeat everything you say.
844
00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:34,554
- Excellent.
- Excellent.
845
00:50:34,846 --> 00:50:37,557
Did you just say, "Excellent,"
because I said, "Excellent"?
846
00:50:39,058 --> 00:50:40,142
No.
847
00:50:40,267 --> 00:50:42,478
- Excellent.
- Excellent.
848
00:50:43,646 --> 00:50:47,316
- So, Mr Fix-it, how's it looking?
- Pretty good, Mrs Robinson.
849
00:50:47,441 --> 00:50:49,443
I've recalibrated
the dispensing conduits
850
00:50:49,568 --> 00:50:51,778
and aligned
the ejection mechanism and...
851
00:50:52,445 --> 00:50:55,574
There he is,
that repulsive, half-witted fool!
852
00:50:55,699 --> 00:50:57,534
Now, my slave, seize the boy.
853
00:50:57,659 --> 00:50:59,328
Bring him to me.
854
00:51:01,329 --> 00:51:04,999
Did you not hear what I said, you idiot?
Grab the boy and bring him!
855
00:51:05,792 --> 00:51:09,337
Well, it's just that
there's a million people over there,
856
00:51:09,921 --> 00:51:11,631
and I have little arms.
857
00:51:12,298 --> 00:51:15,593
I'm just not so sure
how well this plan was thought through.
858
00:51:19,222 --> 00:51:20,390
Master?
859
00:51:22,350 --> 00:51:23,434
Master?
860
00:51:25,644 --> 00:51:27,021
Okay, that should do it.
861
00:51:27,396 --> 00:51:29,940
It's so exciting. Let her rip, Lewis!
862
00:51:30,065 --> 00:51:32,818
Quickly.
Uncle Joe can't hold on much longer.
863
00:51:33,193 --> 00:51:34,236
Everybody ready?
864
00:51:34,361 --> 00:51:36,112
- Go, Carl.
- Yeah!
865
00:51:39,574 --> 00:51:40,700
Is it gonna work?
866
00:51:40,825 --> 00:51:42,076
Oh, no!
867
00:51:46,248 --> 00:51:47,582
No!
868
00:51:47,707 --> 00:51:51,127
I didn't know. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
869
00:51:51,252 --> 00:51:53,713
- You failed!
- And it was awesome!
870
00:51:53,838 --> 00:51:56,090
- Exceptional!
- Outstanding!
871
00:51:57,091 --> 00:51:58,092
I've seen better.
872
00:51:58,217 --> 00:52:02,054
From failing, you learn.
From success, not so much.
873
00:52:02,179 --> 00:52:03,931
If I gave up every time I failed,
874
00:52:04,056 --> 00:52:05,974
I never would have made
the meatball cannon.
875
00:52:06,099 --> 00:52:08,560
I never would have made
my fireproof pants.
876
00:52:11,063 --> 00:52:12,314
Still working out the kinks.
877
00:52:12,439 --> 00:52:14,691
Like my husband always says...
878
00:52:22,282 --> 00:52:23,783
Keep moving
Keep moving
879
00:52:23,908 --> 00:52:24,951
Stop
880
00:52:29,872 --> 00:52:33,167
Okay, talking frog, not a good minion.
881
00:52:33,292 --> 00:52:35,670
Need another henchman,
something large, not too bright.
882
00:52:35,795 --> 00:52:37,505
Something that won't talk back.
883
00:52:37,630 --> 00:52:39,799
What is he still doing here?
Get rid of him.
884
00:52:40,383 --> 00:52:41,383
Oh, my noggin.
885
00:52:41,509 --> 00:52:43,844
Hey, what are you doing?
Get your lousy mitts off of me!
886
00:52:43,969 --> 00:52:45,971
You're gonna regret this!
887
00:52:46,889 --> 00:52:51,309
Wait! Wait! Don't move. That's it!
888
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:54,938
I wonder if I should tell Doris.
889
00:52:55,188 --> 00:52:57,356
No, I'll make it a surprise.
890
00:53:03,989 --> 00:53:05,657
All right, everyone, quiet down.
Quiet down.
891
00:53:05,782 --> 00:53:09,577
I propose a toast to Lewis
and his brilliant failure.
892
00:53:09,702 --> 00:53:12,246
May it lead to success in the future.
893
00:53:12,705 --> 00:53:15,040
Gosh, you're all so nice.
894
00:53:15,583 --> 00:53:17,960
If I had a family, I...
895
00:53:18,919 --> 00:53:21,046
I'd want them to be just like you.
896
00:53:21,421 --> 00:53:23,882
Oh, well, then, to Lewis!
897
00:53:24,007 --> 00:53:25,593
To Lewis!
898
00:53:25,718 --> 00:53:26,719
To Lewis!
899
00:53:26,844 --> 00:53:28,012
Yeah!
900
00:53:28,387 --> 00:53:31,056
- Come on, Lewis!
- Good show, buddy!
901
00:53:32,099 --> 00:53:34,226
What if Louis Armstrong said,
"I can't"?
902
00:53:34,351 --> 00:53:35,560
You think he'd have walked
on the moon?
903
00:53:35,685 --> 00:53:38,021
Dear, Louis Armstrong was a singer.
904
00:53:41,315 --> 00:53:43,776
What did he mean, if he had a family?
905
00:53:43,901 --> 00:53:45,277
Oh, Lewis is an orphan.
906
00:53:45,403 --> 00:53:46,737
Orphan?
907
00:54:00,167 --> 00:54:01,960
- Oh, no!
- Big boy!
908
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:04,588
Get up, you pansy!
909
00:54:04,713 --> 00:54:06,006
What a great plan!
910
00:54:06,131 --> 00:54:10,426
Go back in time and steal a dinosaur.
Oh, Doris will be so proud of me.
911
00:54:11,261 --> 00:54:13,721
Why didn't you tell me
you had a pet dinosaur?
912
00:54:13,846 --> 00:54:14,889
Because we don't.
913
00:54:15,014 --> 00:54:17,142
What are you talking about?
He's standing right here.
914
00:54:19,352 --> 00:54:22,063
Oh, no! No, you can't eat him!
915
00:54:22,188 --> 00:54:23,815
I need him alive.
916
00:54:25,858 --> 00:54:27,276
Choo-chew on this!
917
00:54:30,988 --> 00:54:32,448
Lewis!
918
00:54:38,328 --> 00:54:41,081
Ready, aim, fire!
919
00:54:49,965 --> 00:54:51,258
Got you!
920
00:54:53,593 --> 00:54:55,928
You messed with the wrong family!
921
00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:05,354
Ding-dong! Pizza's here!
922
00:55:10,401 --> 00:55:11,444
No!
923
00:55:13,529 --> 00:55:16,532
Okay, everybody,
this dino's deep-dished.
924
00:55:19,034 --> 00:55:20,535
Run!
925
00:55:22,662 --> 00:55:24,289
Oh! He ate Carl!
926
00:55:25,415 --> 00:55:28,876
- Help us! Help! Help!
- Oh, goodness!
927
00:55:41,139 --> 00:55:42,140
Oh, no.
928
00:55:48,312 --> 00:55:49,563
Incoming!
929
00:55:50,856 --> 00:55:51,982
Run!
930
00:55:53,316 --> 00:55:55,986
Now, go get that boy!
931
00:56:13,419 --> 00:56:15,087
What's going on?
932
00:56:15,296 --> 00:56:16,297
Why aren't you seizing the boy?
933
00:56:16,422 --> 00:56:17,631
I have a big head...
934
00:56:17,756 --> 00:56:19,466
...and little arms.
935
00:56:19,592 --> 00:56:21,051
I'm just not sure...
936
00:56:21,176 --> 00:56:23,012
...how well this plan was
thought through.
937
00:56:25,598 --> 00:56:26,974
Master?
938
00:56:28,059 --> 00:56:30,311
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
939
00:56:34,398 --> 00:56:35,524
Bowler Hat Guy!
940
00:56:35,649 --> 00:56:37,025
Him you can eat.
941
00:56:37,317 --> 00:56:39,527
- Lewis, run!
- Wilbur!
942
00:56:57,753 --> 00:56:58,796
No!
943
00:57:20,317 --> 00:57:21,693
Oh, no!
944
00:57:23,111 --> 00:57:26,072
Little Doris now sleeps with the fishes.
945
00:57:30,993 --> 00:57:33,412
- Nice catch.
- Nice meatball shooting!
946
00:57:33,537 --> 00:57:35,080
Guess we made
a pretty good team, huh?
947
00:57:35,205 --> 00:57:36,874
Yeah, guess we did.
948
00:57:37,791 --> 00:57:39,711
- Are you boys all right?
- We're good, Mom.
949
00:57:39,836 --> 00:57:41,587
Yeah, didn't you see us
take out that dinosaur?
950
00:57:41,712 --> 00:57:44,048
Oh, man! It was so cool, Mom!
951
00:57:45,216 --> 00:57:48,677
Oh, I mean, I'm sorry. I didn't...
952
00:57:48,802 --> 00:57:50,387
Oh, Lewis, it's okay.
953
00:57:53,557 --> 00:57:55,350
I'm really happy you're safe.
954
00:57:55,642 --> 00:57:57,310
- Your head.
- What?
955
00:57:58,311 --> 00:57:59,896
It's just a bruise, Lewis.
956
00:58:01,022 --> 00:58:04,693
You all sacrificed so much for me.
957
00:58:04,818 --> 00:58:07,779
- Well, of course.
- You are a special kid.
958
00:58:07,904 --> 00:58:09,114
One of a kind.
959
00:58:09,239 --> 00:58:12,492
Okay, you should get him out of here
before something really bad happens.
960
00:58:12,617 --> 00:58:15,786
Silly, silly robot.
I've got it all under control.
961
00:58:16,162 --> 00:58:18,455
Okay, everybody,
it's been a long, hard day
962
00:58:18,581 --> 00:58:20,457
filled with emotional turmoil
and dinosaur fights,
963
00:58:20,582 --> 00:58:23,502
so why don't you all hit the hay,
and Lewis and me will get going?
964
00:58:25,587 --> 00:58:29,090
Do you have to go now?
I mean, you know, it's getting late.
965
00:58:29,215 --> 00:58:32,678
Maybe Lewis could spend the night.
966
00:58:32,803 --> 00:58:34,680
Mom, maybe some other time, okay?
967
00:58:34,805 --> 00:58:38,767
Well, any time you want to come over,
you just come over.
968
00:58:38,892 --> 00:58:41,936
- Mom.
- The truth is, we love having you.
969
00:58:42,061 --> 00:58:44,564
- We really have to go.
- No.
970
00:58:45,356 --> 00:58:48,526
No, you don't. You have to stay.
971
00:58:49,276 --> 00:58:52,821
I mean, who would be a better family
for you than us?
972
00:58:53,697 --> 00:58:55,199
What do you say, Lewis?
973
00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:57,743
Do you want to be a Robinson?
974
00:59:00,371 --> 00:59:03,374
You want to adopt me?
975
00:59:13,133 --> 00:59:14,842
- Yeah!
- Yes!
976
00:59:23,893 --> 00:59:26,312
Okay, it's true. I'm from the past.
977
00:59:26,437 --> 00:59:27,605
Now you know the big secret.
978
00:59:27,730 --> 00:59:31,859
Wilbur, what have you done?
How could you bring him here?
979
00:59:31,984 --> 00:59:33,861
That is an excellent question.
980
00:59:33,986 --> 00:59:35,487
Please, don't get mad at Wilbur.
981
00:59:35,613 --> 00:59:36,989
He was just being a good friend.
982
00:59:37,114 --> 00:59:41,243
Lewis, I am so sorry,
but you have to go.
983
00:59:41,368 --> 00:59:42,786
What? You just said...
984
00:59:42,911 --> 00:59:44,788
I know what I said.
985
00:59:44,913 --> 00:59:46,874
I'm from the past. So what?
986
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:50,544
Lewis. Lewis, look at me. You're...
987
00:59:51,253 --> 00:59:52,796
You're a great kid,
988
00:59:52,921 --> 00:59:55,840
and we would never do anything
to hurt you,
989
00:59:57,175 --> 01:00:00,803
but I'm sorry.
You have to go back to your own time.
990
01:00:01,846 --> 01:00:07,059
Yeah, about that,
one of the time machines is broken,
991
01:00:07,268 --> 01:00:10,729
and the other one was stolen
by a guy with a bowler hat,
992
01:00:10,854 --> 01:00:13,816
which kind of explains the dino.
993
01:00:19,154 --> 01:00:20,406
I'm calling your father.
994
01:00:20,531 --> 01:00:22,074
Wait. If I have to leave,
995
01:00:22,199 --> 01:00:24,409
can I at least go back
and find my mom?
996
01:00:24,618 --> 01:00:26,244
Wilbur promised.
997
01:00:26,369 --> 01:00:27,579
You promised what?
998
01:00:27,704 --> 01:00:29,539
I was never gonna do it. I swear!
999
01:00:30,206 --> 01:00:32,583
- You lied to me?
- No!
1000
01:00:33,918 --> 01:00:34,961
Yes.
1001
01:00:35,378 --> 01:00:36,630
Lewis! Lewis, wait!
1002
01:00:36,755 --> 01:00:40,258
I can't believe I was dumb enough
to actually believe you were my friend!
1003
01:00:40,842 --> 01:00:42,260
I am your friend!
1004
01:00:42,385 --> 01:00:45,930
Mister, you're grounded till you die.
1005
01:01:07,409 --> 01:01:10,787
Oh, yes, Doris, it is a shame.
1006
01:01:10,912 --> 01:01:16,000
All he wants to do is go back in time
to meet the mother he never knew,
1007
01:01:16,918 --> 01:01:21,464
but they won't let him.
We'd let him, though.
1008
01:01:22,464 --> 01:01:25,426
Too bad
we don't have a time machine.
1009
01:01:25,551 --> 01:01:29,013
Oh, wait. We do.
1010
01:01:29,388 --> 01:01:30,932
Bowler Hat Guy?
1011
01:01:31,307 --> 01:01:34,101
- Hello, Lewis.
- What do you want?
1012
01:01:34,226 --> 01:01:36,895
To make your dream come true.
1013
01:01:37,020 --> 01:01:40,148
All you have to do is put
Humpty Dumpty back together again,
1014
01:01:40,273 --> 01:01:42,776
and we'll take you back
to find your mommy.
1015
01:01:43,610 --> 01:01:44,736
Lewis!
1016
01:01:45,695 --> 01:01:48,114
Let's just talk about this, Lewis.
Come on!
1017
01:01:48,239 --> 01:01:49,949
I know you're around here somewhere.
1018
01:01:52,744 --> 01:01:53,787
Lewis!
1019
01:02:15,056 --> 01:02:18,435
I can't imagine why you're so interested
in this piece of junk.
1020
01:02:18,435 --> 01:02:20,854
That's for me to know
and you to find out.
1021
01:02:20,979 --> 01:02:23,065
Now, show me how to work this thing.
1022
01:02:23,190 --> 01:02:24,900
It doesn't work. Never did.
1023
01:02:25,025 --> 01:02:26,067
Well, supposing it did,
1024
01:02:26,193 --> 01:02:28,028
and if one were presenting
the invention to, say,
1025
01:02:28,153 --> 01:02:31,197
a board of directors
for a very large invention company,
1026
01:02:31,322 --> 01:02:32,990
where might one find the "On" switch?
1027
01:02:33,574 --> 01:02:35,159
Hypothetically speaking, of course.
1028
01:02:35,284 --> 01:02:37,453
All right, first, you turn this knob twice,
1029
01:02:37,578 --> 01:02:39,204
then push this red button,
1030
01:02:39,330 --> 01:02:40,664
and that's it. It's pretty easy.
1031
01:02:40,789 --> 01:02:42,124
What a stupid way to turn it on!
1032
01:02:42,249 --> 01:02:44,293
Okay, take me to see my mom now.
1033
01:02:44,419 --> 01:02:45,795
Yes, of course.
1034
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:47,129
Doris?
1035
01:02:50,007 --> 01:02:51,008
We had a deal!
1036
01:02:51,133 --> 01:02:53,010
Crossies! Doesn't count.
1037
01:02:53,135 --> 01:02:55,679
Why are you doing this to me?
I never did anything to you.
1038
01:02:55,804 --> 01:02:57,764
You still haven't figured it out?
1039
01:02:57,889 --> 01:02:59,224
Figured out what?
1040
01:02:59,349 --> 01:03:01,351
Well, let's see if this rings a bell.
1041
01:03:01,476 --> 01:03:03,853
Father of the Future,
inventor extraordinaire,
1042
01:03:03,978 --> 01:03:05,480
"Keep moving forward"?
1043
01:03:05,605 --> 01:03:08,065
That's not me. That's Wilbur's dad.
1044
01:03:12,362 --> 01:03:14,405
Are you saying
1045
01:03:14,531 --> 01:03:16,949
that I'm Wilbur's dad?
1046
01:03:17,909 --> 01:03:19,702
Give the boy a prize.
1047
01:03:20,327 --> 01:03:23,789
You grew up to be the founder
of this wretched time,
1048
01:03:23,914 --> 01:03:25,541
so I plan to destroy your destiny.
1049
01:03:25,666 --> 01:03:28,710
- Easy peasy, rice and cheesy.
- Well...
1050
01:03:29,252 --> 01:03:31,046
So if I'm Wilbur's dad...
1051
01:03:31,171 --> 01:03:32,213
Keep going.
1052
01:03:32,756 --> 01:03:34,550
If I'm Wilbur's dad...
1053
01:03:34,675 --> 01:03:36,343
Yes, thank you, we've established that.
1054
01:03:36,468 --> 01:03:39,137
But what does that have to do
with you?
1055
01:03:40,222 --> 01:03:43,141
Allow me to shed some light
on the subject.
1056
01:03:46,102 --> 01:03:47,478
My old room!
1057
01:03:47,603 --> 01:03:49,981
I think you mean our old room.
1058
01:03:50,106 --> 01:03:53,150
- What?
- Yes! Yes, it is I,
1059
01:03:53,275 --> 01:03:54,568
Mike Yagoobian!
1060
01:03:55,277 --> 01:03:58,906
I know.
I'm disgusting, but one learns to love it.
1061
01:03:59,032 --> 01:04:00,450
How did you end up like this?
1062
01:04:00,575 --> 01:04:05,371
Well, it's a long and pitiful story
about a young boy with a dream,
1063
01:04:05,496 --> 01:04:08,123
a dream of winning
a Little League championship,
1064
01:04:11,460 --> 01:04:15,005
a dream that was ruined
in the last inning.
1065
01:04:15,422 --> 01:04:18,299
We lost by one run because of me.
1066
01:04:18,424 --> 01:04:19,509
Get him!
1067
01:04:19,634 --> 01:04:23,679
If I hadn't fallen asleep,
I would have caught the ball!
1068
01:04:23,846 --> 01:04:25,849
And we would have won!
1069
01:04:25,974 --> 01:04:27,517
Do you understand?
1070
01:04:27,642 --> 01:04:30,270
For some reason,
no one wanted to adopt me.
1071
01:04:30,395 --> 01:04:33,523
Whiz kid Cornelius Robinson
graduates from college at age 14.
1072
01:04:33,648 --> 01:04:37,359
This year's Nobel Prize goes
to a young Cornelius Robinson.
1073
01:04:37,485 --> 01:04:39,069
Hey, Goob, what's up? Cool binder.
1074
01:04:39,194 --> 01:04:41,155
Hey, Goob,
wanna come over to my house today?
1075
01:04:41,280 --> 01:04:43,198
They all hated me.
1076
01:04:43,490 --> 01:04:46,868
Eventually, they closed down
the orphanage and everyone left,
1077
01:04:46,993 --> 01:04:48,620
except me.
1078
01:04:48,745 --> 01:04:50,664
Cornelius Robinson rebuilds Inventco.
1079
01:04:50,789 --> 01:04:51,999
- Robinson reaches out to...
- It's new name,
1080
01:04:52,124 --> 01:04:54,126
- Robinson Industries.
- Cornelius Robinson!
1081
01:04:54,251 --> 01:04:57,337
- Cornelius Robinson is now...
- Now here's another amazing...
1082
01:04:57,462 --> 01:05:02,634
It was then
that I realised it wasn't my fault.
1083
01:05:02,759 --> 01:05:04,135
It was yours.
1084
01:05:04,260 --> 01:05:07,471
If you hadn't kept me up all night
working on your stupid project,
1085
01:05:08,014 --> 01:05:09,640
then I wouldn't have missed the catch,
1086
01:05:09,765 --> 01:05:13,811
so I devised a brilliant plan
to get my revenge.
1087
01:05:16,606 --> 01:05:19,317
Robinson, you stink!
1088
01:05:19,817 --> 01:05:23,988
Then, just as I was on the brink
of destroying Robinson Industries,
1089
01:05:24,530 --> 01:05:26,865
I met her.
1090
01:05:30,076 --> 01:05:32,203
We retreated to our villainous lair,
1091
01:05:32,328 --> 01:05:35,456
where Doris spun a tale
of deception and woe.
1092
01:05:35,581 --> 01:05:39,001
Apparently, you invented her
to be a Helping Hat,
1093
01:05:39,126 --> 01:05:41,338
a slave to humankind,
1094
01:05:45,300 --> 01:05:48,511
but Doris knew she was capable
of so much more.
1095
01:05:53,808 --> 01:05:56,602
However, you didn't see
her true potential.
1096
01:05:56,727 --> 01:05:58,729
- Got it.
- So you shut her down,
1097
01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:07,363
or so you thought.
1098
01:06:16,996 --> 01:06:19,207
We both had a score
to settle with you,
1099
01:06:19,916 --> 01:06:25,004
and while my plan for revenge
was brilliant, Doris' was...
1100
01:06:25,004 --> 01:06:26,964
Well, we went with Doris',
1101
01:06:27,089 --> 01:06:31,678
but I made
a very, very important contribution.
1102
01:06:31,678 --> 01:06:34,263
Together we made the perfect team.
1103
01:06:44,439 --> 01:06:45,440
Wilbur!
1104
01:06:45,565 --> 01:06:48,234
Make sure you shut that door tight,
or else the alarm won't engage.
1105
01:06:48,360 --> 01:06:49,486
Yeah, Mom.
1106
01:06:53,072 --> 01:06:55,574
I went to your house,
snuck in the garage
1107
01:06:55,700 --> 01:06:57,452
and stole the time machine,
1108
01:07:00,455 --> 01:07:05,418
all thanks to that pointy-haired little kid
who forgot to lock the garage door.
1109
01:07:09,755 --> 01:07:12,800
And now all that's left
is to return to Inventco,
1110
01:07:12,925 --> 01:07:15,677
where I'll pass off
your little gizmo as my own.
1111
01:07:15,802 --> 01:07:18,180
But you have no idea
what that could do to this future!
1112
01:07:18,305 --> 01:07:21,432
I don't care. I just want to ruin your life.
1113
01:07:21,558 --> 01:07:23,185
Goob, I had no idea.
1114
01:07:23,310 --> 01:07:25,187
Shut up! And don't call me Goob!
1115
01:07:25,312 --> 01:07:27,981
How many evil villains do you know
who can pull off a name like Goob?
1116
01:07:28,565 --> 01:07:30,483
Look, I'm sorry
your life turned out so bad,
1117
01:07:30,609 --> 01:07:32,694
but don't blame me.
You messed it up yourself.
1118
01:07:32,819 --> 01:07:36,531
You just focused on the bad stuff
when all you had to do was
1119
01:07:36,656 --> 01:07:40,409
let go of the past
and keep moving forward.
1120
01:07:40,534 --> 01:07:41,577
Let's see.
1121
01:07:41,702 --> 01:07:44,580
Take responsibility for my own life
or blame you.
1122
01:07:45,956 --> 01:07:48,501
"Blame you" wins hands down!
1123
01:07:52,004 --> 01:07:55,257
This is gonna be
the best day of my life!
1124
01:08:03,306 --> 01:08:06,643
Doris, would you be a dear
and open the hatch for me, please?
1125
01:08:13,650 --> 01:08:14,943
No!
1126
01:08:16,361 --> 01:08:20,615
Well, I hate to foil your evil plan
and run, but ta-ta!
1127
01:08:22,950 --> 01:08:24,452
But...
1128
01:08:24,577 --> 01:08:26,579
I bet you're glad to see me.
1129
01:08:27,705 --> 01:08:29,790
That's for not locking the garage door.
1130
01:08:31,291 --> 01:08:32,459
You know about that?
1131
01:08:32,584 --> 01:08:33,960
I know everything.
1132
01:08:34,085 --> 01:08:35,086
You gotta admit,
1133
01:08:35,211 --> 01:08:37,338
this will be a great story
to tell me someday.
1134
01:08:40,342 --> 01:08:42,803
Look at that, boys.
We're almost home free.
1135
01:08:51,853 --> 01:08:53,312
Oh, no!
1136
01:08:54,939 --> 01:08:56,816
Take a good look around, boys,
1137
01:08:56,941 --> 01:08:59,652
because your future
is about to change.
1138
01:09:01,278 --> 01:09:03,823
Lewis, you have to fix
the time machine.
1139
01:09:03,948 --> 01:09:06,033
No. No, I can't.
1140
01:09:12,623 --> 01:09:14,833
What about your dad?
You could call him.
1141
01:09:15,083 --> 01:09:17,461
- You are my dad.
- But that's in the future.
1142
01:09:17,586 --> 01:09:20,296
There won't be a future
unless you fix the time machine.
1143
01:09:24,175 --> 01:09:25,468
Look, I messed up.
1144
01:09:25,718 --> 01:09:28,680
I left the garage unlocked,
and I've tried like crazy to fix things,
1145
01:09:28,805 --> 01:09:29,848
but now it's up to you.
1146
01:09:31,975 --> 01:09:33,351
You can do it, Dad.
1147
01:09:34,727 --> 01:09:39,857
- Lewis? Lewis!
- Wilbur? Wilbur!
1148
01:09:43,986 --> 01:09:45,070
Wilbur.
1149
01:09:45,320 --> 01:09:48,407
Mrs Robinson? Uncle Art? Lefty?
1150
01:10:03,046 --> 01:10:05,173
Prepare to be amazed.
1151
01:10:05,298 --> 01:10:08,009
I call it the Memory Scanner.
1152
01:10:08,134 --> 01:10:11,595
So, Yagoobian, any other ideas
you'd like to share with us?
1153
01:10:11,721 --> 01:10:15,099
Yes. I call them Helping Hats.
1154
01:10:18,310 --> 01:10:19,729
They're everywhere!
1155
01:10:22,106 --> 01:10:24,650
Doris, what's happening?
I don't understand.
1156
01:10:24,775 --> 01:10:27,569
I just wanted to ruin his future, not this.
1157
01:10:28,821 --> 01:10:30,822
No!
1158
01:10:36,578 --> 01:10:40,081
No. No, this can't be happening! No!
1159
01:10:40,456 --> 01:10:43,584
Oh, Lewis, it's already happened.
1160
01:12:43,074 --> 01:12:46,243
Why did I ever invent that stupid hat?
1161
01:12:56,921 --> 01:13:01,925
Take a good look around, Doris,
'cause your future's about to change.
1162
01:13:10,391 --> 01:13:11,893
Goob, stop!
1163
01:13:12,602 --> 01:13:13,686
You don't know what you're doing!
1164
01:13:13,811 --> 01:13:15,896
Yes, I do. I'm ruining your future.
1165
01:13:16,022 --> 01:13:17,149
She's using you, Goob,
1166
01:13:17,274 --> 01:13:19,442
and when she gets what she wants,
she'll get rid of you.
1167
01:13:19,567 --> 01:13:21,361
What? What?
1168
01:13:26,699 --> 01:13:29,160
I am never going to invent you.
1169
01:13:35,457 --> 01:13:37,918
Come on, Goob.
I've got to show you something.
1170
01:13:47,177 --> 01:13:48,345
Doris?
1171
01:13:48,804 --> 01:13:50,513
I thought she was my friend.
1172
01:14:22,627 --> 01:14:24,629
You did it, Lewis. You did it!
1173
01:14:27,423 --> 01:14:28,925
I'll hold him while you run for help.
1174
01:14:29,050 --> 01:14:30,092
Let him go.
1175
01:14:30,468 --> 01:14:32,971
What are you doing? He's the bad guy.
1176
01:14:33,096 --> 01:14:35,765
No, he's not. He's my roommate.
1177
01:14:35,932 --> 01:14:37,684
- What?
- He's my old roommate,
1178
01:14:37,809 --> 01:14:39,352
and I really think
you guys should adopt him.
1179
01:14:39,477 --> 01:14:41,687
- Are you nuts?
- Give me one good reason why not.
1180
01:14:41,812 --> 01:14:43,230
I'll give you three good reasons.
1181
01:14:43,356 --> 01:14:45,774
He stole our time machine,
tried to ruin your future,
1182
01:14:45,900 --> 01:14:48,235
and he smells
like he hasn't showered in 30 years!
1183
01:14:48,569 --> 01:14:51,822
May I remind you, I'm your father,
and you have to do what I say.
1184
01:14:54,115 --> 01:14:57,285
Okay, Mr Yagoobian,
do you want to be a...
1185
01:14:57,410 --> 01:14:59,496
- Where'd he go?
- Goob?
1186
01:15:00,539 --> 01:15:01,707
Goob!
1187
01:15:03,667 --> 01:15:04,918
Goob.
1188
01:15:32,444 --> 01:15:33,487
Are you hurt? Any broken bones?
1189
01:15:33,612 --> 01:15:35,197
- No, I'm...
- Do you have a temperature?
1190
01:15:35,322 --> 01:15:36,782
- Brain fog?
- Scurvy?
1191
01:15:36,907 --> 01:15:37,991
- Tapeworm?
- Cellulite?
1192
01:15:38,116 --> 01:15:40,743
No. No, no, I'm fine. I feel fine.
1193
01:15:40,869 --> 01:15:44,622
In fact,
better than I've felt in a long time.
1194
01:15:44,747 --> 01:15:48,000
Franny, they're gone.
Oh, this is terrible!
1195
01:15:48,125 --> 01:15:49,878
- Oh, boy.
- Well, he's home early.
1196
01:15:50,003 --> 01:15:53,506
Franny, where are you?
The time machines are gone!
1197
01:16:07,144 --> 01:16:08,895
Ratted out by the old lady.
1198
01:16:09,980 --> 01:16:11,189
Harsh.
1199
01:16:15,903 --> 01:16:17,112
Okay.
1200
01:16:27,622 --> 01:16:30,791
Yeah, beats working
in an office every day.
1201
01:16:30,916 --> 01:16:32,751
Yeah, no kidding.
1202
01:16:32,918 --> 01:16:35,295
Hey!
Want to see the one I'm most proud of?
1203
01:16:35,421 --> 01:16:36,797
Yeah.
1204
01:16:39,592 --> 01:16:41,844
Oh, no, no, no. That one.
1205
01:16:55,607 --> 01:16:57,901
It was our first real invention.
1206
01:16:58,526 --> 01:17:00,319
It's the one that started it all.
1207
01:17:00,445 --> 01:17:01,571
Wowie.
1208
01:17:02,571 --> 01:17:06,284
So if I go back now,
then this will be my future.
1209
01:17:06,409 --> 01:17:09,037
Well, that depends on you.
1210
01:17:09,162 --> 01:17:10,163
Nothing is set in stone.
1211
01:17:10,288 --> 01:17:14,083
You gotta make the right choices
and keep moving forward.
1212
01:17:18,087 --> 01:17:21,423
Since it's gonna work this time,
that means I...
1213
01:17:21,548 --> 01:17:25,802
We won't finally get to see
what Mom looks like?
1214
01:17:28,263 --> 01:17:29,597
Do we ever meet her?
1215
01:17:32,810 --> 01:17:34,728
I think
you're just gonna have to get back
1216
01:17:34,853 --> 01:17:37,606
to that science fair
and find out for yourself.
1217
01:17:37,731 --> 01:17:39,941
I had a feeling
you were gonna say that.
1218
01:17:40,984 --> 01:17:44,112
That's because we are one smart kid.
1219
01:17:49,116 --> 01:17:50,117
- So long!
- Bye-bye, Lewis!
1220
01:17:50,242 --> 01:17:52,744
- Farewell, future brother-in-law.
- So long! See you later, Lewis!
1221
01:17:52,870 --> 01:17:54,663
Oh, don't forget the mashed potatoes!
1222
01:17:56,040 --> 01:17:58,084
- Have a safe trip, little Lewis.
- I will.
1223
01:17:58,209 --> 01:17:59,960
Hey, while I got you here,
1224
01:18:00,086 --> 01:18:03,505
just a couple of little suggestions
regarding my design.
1225
01:18:03,630 --> 01:18:08,176
Let's face it, these skinny limbs
don't exactly make the teapot whistle.
1226
01:18:08,301 --> 01:18:11,304
All that really matters is,
hey, don't forget to invent me.
1227
01:18:11,429 --> 01:18:13,848
- Are you kidding? No way!
- I love you.
1228
01:18:15,016 --> 01:18:17,476
There's so many things
I wish I could ask you.
1229
01:18:17,602 --> 01:18:20,229
Excuse me.
Time travel now, questions later.
1230
01:18:20,354 --> 01:18:21,356
- But I...
- Don't worry.
1231
01:18:21,481 --> 01:18:24,317
Just get back to that science fair,
and we'll see you real soon.
1232
01:18:24,442 --> 01:18:27,820
Oh, right. Right, okay, I will. Bye.
1233
01:18:27,945 --> 01:18:30,489
- Goodbye, son.
- Thanks again for everything!
1234
01:18:30,615 --> 01:18:33,117
- Wait. Lewis, one more thing.
- Yeah?
1235
01:18:33,242 --> 01:18:38,121
Just a little tip for the future.
I am always right.
1236
01:18:38,247 --> 01:18:41,166
Even when I'm wrong, I'm right.
1237
01:18:43,251 --> 01:18:46,463
She's right.
I'd just go with it if I were you.
1238
01:18:47,381 --> 01:18:48,674
And I am.
1239
01:18:49,466 --> 01:18:51,218
Then you're absolutely right.
1240
01:18:53,803 --> 01:18:55,638
All right, I'm coming.
1241
01:18:56,181 --> 01:18:58,057
Well, it's not like
you're never gonna see them again.
1242
01:18:58,182 --> 01:18:59,976
They are your family, after all.
1243
01:19:29,837 --> 01:19:30,838
Wait a minute.
1244
01:19:30,964 --> 01:19:33,049
You're supposed to take me back
to the science fair.
1245
01:19:33,174 --> 01:19:34,342
I know.
1246
01:19:39,931 --> 01:19:42,684
Well, I think
you punched in the wrong numbers.
1247
01:19:42,809 --> 01:19:45,436
We agreed that,
if you fixed the time machine,
1248
01:19:45,561 --> 01:19:47,438
I'd take you back to see your mom.
1249
01:19:47,563 --> 01:19:48,731
What?
1250
01:20:07,290 --> 01:20:08,708
A deal's a deal.
1251
01:22:12,077 --> 01:22:14,954
I don't get it. Why'd you just let her go?
1252
01:22:15,705 --> 01:22:18,874
Because I already have a family.
1253
01:22:28,049 --> 01:22:31,678
I never thought my dad
would be my best friend.
1254
01:22:32,679 --> 01:22:34,848
Now, now, don't make me come
and bail you out again.
1255
01:22:36,642 --> 01:22:37,684
I won't.
1256
01:22:37,809 --> 01:22:39,770
Remember, I've got a time machine.
1257
01:22:39,895 --> 01:22:41,396
If you mess up again,
I'll just keep coming back
1258
01:22:41,521 --> 01:22:42,689
till you get it right.
1259
01:22:44,941 --> 01:22:46,567
- You got that motto?
- I got it.
1260
01:22:46,693 --> 01:22:47,944
Don't forget it.
1261
01:22:48,069 --> 01:22:49,862
I don't think that's possible.
1262
01:22:51,322 --> 01:22:52,531
You better get going.
1263
01:22:53,324 --> 01:22:54,867
See you later, Wilbur.
1264
01:23:13,260 --> 01:23:14,803
Wait a minute!
1265
01:23:23,394 --> 01:23:25,397
Goob! Goob, wake up!
1266
01:23:25,522 --> 01:23:26,564
What?
1267
01:23:29,484 --> 01:23:30,860
That's it!
1268
01:23:38,951 --> 01:23:41,745
Mr Willerstein,
I know what went wrong.
1269
01:23:41,870 --> 01:23:44,081
Can I have one more chance? Please!
1270
01:23:46,207 --> 01:23:49,002
My ride isn't here yet, so fire it up.
1271
01:23:50,587 --> 01:23:52,297
I need a volunteer.
1272
01:23:55,634 --> 01:23:57,260
Now, just give me a date to input.
1273
01:23:57,385 --> 01:23:58,803
Well, now, let's see.
1274
01:23:58,970 --> 01:24:02,056
There's my first science fair,
the day I got my first microscope,
1275
01:24:02,181 --> 01:24:05,309
the time I swam the English Channel,
my first gold medal for the luge.
1276
01:24:06,477 --> 01:24:07,645
I know.
1277
01:24:08,771 --> 01:24:10,022
Perfect!
1278
01:24:22,451 --> 01:24:25,454
- You look gorgeous.
- He's a lucky guy.
1279
01:24:27,539 --> 01:24:29,332
Oh! It works.
1280
01:24:29,457 --> 01:24:31,918
- It works!
- It works.
1281
01:24:32,502 --> 01:24:34,754
You look beautiful, Lucille.
1282
01:24:40,009 --> 01:24:41,178
Bud?
1283
01:24:42,470 --> 01:24:44,389
- Would you look at that?
- Whoa!
1284
01:24:44,514 --> 01:24:46,307
Honey! Honey, you're just in time.
1285
01:24:46,432 --> 01:24:49,310
- Lucille!
- You did it, Lewis! You did it!
1286
01:24:49,435 --> 01:24:50,811
This invention is brilliant!
1287
01:24:50,936 --> 01:24:52,396
Kid, you're this fair's MVP!
1288
01:24:52,521 --> 01:24:54,648
That was some show you put on.
1289
01:24:54,773 --> 01:24:58,235
You're a real special kid,
1290
01:25:01,029 --> 01:25:04,240
but you don't look like a Lewis.
You look more like a...
1291
01:25:04,365 --> 01:25:07,077
Cornelius. I get that a lot.
1292
01:25:08,245 --> 01:25:10,664
Oh, no! Sorry, mister.
1293
01:25:10,789 --> 01:25:12,165
No harm done.
1294
01:25:13,041 --> 01:25:15,377
Frankie, what have I told you
about running away?
1295
01:25:15,502 --> 01:25:17,837
- Frankie?
- My star pupil.
1296
01:25:17,962 --> 01:25:22,842
My name's Franny,
and I teach frogs music.
1297
01:25:22,967 --> 01:25:24,093
Really?
1298
01:25:25,010 --> 01:25:27,930
You know that frogs
have more musical ability than people?
1299
01:25:28,055 --> 01:25:30,474
But nobody believes me.
1300
01:25:31,309 --> 01:25:33,394
They all think I'm crazy.
1301
01:25:34,729 --> 01:25:37,523
You think I'm crazy, too.
1302
01:25:37,648 --> 01:25:40,651
No. No, I think you're right.
1303
01:25:44,154 --> 01:25:45,947
Over here? There he is.
1304
01:25:46,072 --> 01:25:49,284
Kid, we'd like to get a story
on you for the local paper.
1305
01:25:49,409 --> 01:25:51,994
You've got a bright future ahead of you.
1306
01:25:55,122 --> 01:25:56,373
Let it go
1307
01:25:56,500 --> 01:25:57,584
Yeah.
1308
01:25:57,959 --> 01:26:00,962
Let it roll right off your shoulder
1309
01:26:01,087 --> 01:26:02,547
Don't you know
1310
01:26:04,257 --> 01:26:06,759
The hardest part is over
1311
01:26:06,884 --> 01:26:08,511
Let it in
1312
01:26:09,595 --> 01:26:12,389
Let your clarity define you
1313
01:26:12,514 --> 01:26:14,099
In the end
1314
01:26:15,350 --> 01:26:19,562
We will only just remember
How it feels
1315
01:26:29,322 --> 01:26:31,366
Let it slide
1316
01:26:32,408 --> 01:26:35,328
Let your troubles fall behind you
1317
01:26:35,453 --> 01:26:37,246
Let it shine
1318
01:26:38,247 --> 01:26:40,916
Until you feel it all around you
1319
01:26:41,083 --> 01:26:43,752
And I don't mind
1320
01:26:43,877 --> 01:26:46,713
If it's me you need to turn to
1321
01:26:46,838 --> 01:26:49,091
We'll get by
1322
01:26:49,717 --> 01:26:54,096
It's the heart that really matters
In the end
1323
01:26:54,680 --> 01:26:57,224
Our lives are made
1324
01:26:57,349 --> 01:27:00,060
In these small hours
1325
01:27:00,352 --> 01:27:02,771
These little wonders
1326
01:27:02,937 --> 01:27:05,815
These twists and turns of fate
1327
01:27:06,107 --> 01:27:08,443
Time falls away
1328
01:27:08,568 --> 01:27:11,779
But these small hours
1329
01:27:11,904 --> 01:27:17,243
These small hours still remain
1330
01:27:17,619 --> 01:27:19,954
All of my regret
1331
01:27:20,079 --> 01:27:22,873
Will wash away somehow
1332
01:27:23,124 --> 01:27:25,668
But I cannot forget
1333
01:27:25,793 --> 01:27:29,087
The way I feel right now
1334
01:27:53,236 --> 01:27:54,945
The future has arrived
1335
01:27:56,238 --> 01:27:58,282
The future has arrived
1336
01:27:59,491 --> 01:28:01,451
The future has arrived
1337
01:28:02,828 --> 01:28:05,122
The future has arrived
1338
01:28:19,344 --> 01:28:20,929
The future's arrived
1339
01:28:21,054 --> 01:28:22,597
Nobody can doubt
1340
01:28:22,722 --> 01:28:25,808
The future is what everything's about
1341
01:28:25,933 --> 01:28:28,728
It's better for you
And it's better for me
1342
01:28:29,187 --> 01:28:32,232
It's better than what everybody
Thought it would be
1343
01:28:32,357 --> 01:28:34,317
The future has arrived
1344
01:28:35,777 --> 01:28:38,446
The future has arrived today
1345
01:28:39,071 --> 01:28:40,656
The future's alive
1346
01:28:40,781 --> 01:28:42,283
Alive as can be
1347
01:28:42,408 --> 01:28:43,784
Just open your eyes
1348
01:28:43,909 --> 01:28:45,535
It's plain to see
1349
01:28:45,661 --> 01:28:47,120
Just don't be afraid
1350
01:28:47,245 --> 01:28:49,039
Just keep going on
1351
01:28:49,164 --> 01:28:51,958
One step at a time
And you can't go wrong
1352
01:28:52,083 --> 01:28:54,628
It's time to create
1353
01:28:54,753 --> 01:28:56,755
Time to grow
1354
01:28:56,880 --> 01:28:58,382
If you feel right
1355
01:28:58,507 --> 01:29:01,760
The world, yeah
She's changing
1356
01:29:01,885 --> 01:29:04,512
Don't it make you feel alive?
1357
01:29:05,555 --> 01:29:07,181
The future has arrived
1358
01:29:08,641 --> 01:29:11,227
The future has arrived today
1359
01:29:12,144 --> 01:29:13,687
The future's alive
1360
01:29:15,230 --> 01:29:17,899
The future is alive today
1361
01:29:25,491 --> 01:29:28,535
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
1362
01:29:28,660 --> 01:29:31,538
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
1363
01:29:31,663 --> 01:29:33,248
The future's arrived
1364
01:29:33,373 --> 01:29:34,874
Nobody can doubt
1365
01:29:35,000 --> 01:29:38,336
The future is what everything's about
1366
01:29:38,461 --> 01:29:41,464
It's better for you
It's better for me
1367
01:29:41,589 --> 01:29:44,467
It's better than what everybody
Thought it would be
1368
01:29:44,593 --> 01:29:47,303
It's time to create
1369
01:29:47,429 --> 01:29:48,972
Time to grow
1370
01:29:49,264 --> 01:29:51,140
If you feel right
1371
01:29:51,265 --> 01:29:54,393
The world, yeah
She's changing
1372
01:29:54,518 --> 01:29:57,688
And life's rearranging
1373
01:29:57,813 --> 01:29:59,732
Don't it make you feel alive?
1374
01:29:59,857 --> 01:30:01,400
The future has arrived
1375
01:30:01,525 --> 01:30:03,068
The future has arrived
1376
01:30:04,569 --> 01:30:07,072
The future has arrived today
1377
01:30:07,781 --> 01:30:09,657
The future's alive
1378
01:30:11,160 --> 01:30:13,745
The future is alive today
1379
01:30:14,371 --> 01:30:16,248
The future has arrived
1380
01:30:17,624 --> 01:30:20,460
The future has arrived today
1381
01:30:21,211 --> 01:30:22,920
The future's alive
1382
01:30:24,213 --> 01:30:27,216
The future is alive today
1383
01:30:27,800 --> 01:30:29,385
The future has arrived
1384
01:30:30,886 --> 01:30:33,722
The future has arrived today
1385
01:30:34,139 --> 01:30:36,100
The future's alive
1386
01:30:37,435 --> 01:30:40,104
The future is alive today
1387
01:30:40,938 --> 01:30:43,857
The future has arrived today
1388
01:30:43,982 --> 01:30:46,777
The future has arrived today
1389
01:30:47,319 --> 01:30:50,113
The future has arrived today
1390
01:30:50,530 --> 01:30:53,449
The future has arrived today
1391
01:30:59,914 --> 01:31:05,128
Waiting to cross the Rubicon
1392
01:31:05,253 --> 01:31:09,966
Wondering what side I'm on
1393
01:31:10,383 --> 01:31:15,179
What are these visions
Of me as a young man
1394
01:31:15,304 --> 01:31:21,309
With one arm pointing
And the other arm holding your hand?
1395
01:31:21,434 --> 01:31:26,231
Needing a plan to keep you near
1396
01:31:26,357 --> 01:31:31,319
Blowing a horn so you can hear
1397
01:31:31,695 --> 01:31:36,491
If it was only my love and devotion
1398
01:31:36,616 --> 01:31:41,162
This world would suddenly be
In a state of
1399
01:31:41,287 --> 01:31:45,666
Commotion
1400
01:31:46,166 --> 01:31:50,629
Emotional commotion
1401
01:31:50,754 --> 01:31:55,885
Emotional commotion
1402
01:31:57,052 --> 01:32:01,557
Emotional commotion
1403
01:32:01,682 --> 01:32:04,226
Emotional commotion
1404
01:32:25,955 --> 01:32:30,000
I never get around
Under the sun and the stars
1405
01:32:30,125 --> 01:32:36,006
And I may be always frowning
1406
01:32:36,131 --> 01:32:40,385
But one day you will see
Under the sun and the stars
1407
01:32:40,510 --> 01:32:46,266
You will turn around
And I'll be
1408
01:32:46,391 --> 01:32:50,520
In motion
1409
01:32:51,312 --> 01:32:55,858
Emotional commotion
1410
01:32:55,983 --> 01:33:01,864
Emotional commotion
1411
01:33:02,239 --> 01:33:06,576
Emotional commotion
1412
01:33:06,702 --> 01:33:12,333
Emotional commotion
1413
01:33:13,083 --> 01:33:17,588
Emotional commotion
1414
01:33:17,713 --> 01:33:24,302
Emotional motion
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