Original subtitles

I lift up my head

Here I am at the Fengyue Brothel

The girls are lovely here

All very charming

Cuihong, Xiaoxiao

Haixian, Yindi and Jinbao

Big eyes

Slim waists

Gorgeous figures

Perfect! All the right curves in right places

Girls, upstairs downstairs, front and back courtyards

Come out to greet the guests

They're here

Haitang, Qingwen

Xiaoyu, Meibao, Meihong

Guohua, Xiaojuan, Yulan

Yingchun, Meifang, Huijuan

What's going on?

They are like Romeo and Juliet

They've got hearts for each other

Really?

Mr. Wang has been here for over a month

He has very much taken to Jinbao

They seem serious

He has spent all his money

He'll go back home in Shanghai to get more

Crying their eyes out

Exchanging their vows, and love tokens

What kind of love tokens?

Mr. Wang said he'll take out a tooth

He will marry no one but Jinbao

And Jinbao will cut off her hair

She said she'll be his wife for sure

I'm getting her a pair of scissors

Did she mean it?

This is the Fengyue Brothel

That's the Chonger Room

Named after the famous brothel

Over here is the Yinshuo Room

Meaning relaxed so to speak

Things are true and false at the same time

No, I meant the tooth

Of course

You... have done it?

Yes, a word is a word

Jinbao, I'm serious about you

Xiaowang, my heart aches

And I'm in pain too

She's doing this for real?

Of course not

You can't trust a prostitute

The rich customer has fallen in love

Jinbao, have you cut your hair?

Take this; you'll know I'm always with you

Jinbao

My precious...

Don't worry, once I arrive in Shanghai

...I'll let my parents know

I'll come back for you

Remember to bring the things I want

Yes I will

Mountains of gold, silver, anything you want

Baozhu, Cuilian, Xiaofeng

Xiaocui, Qiuhong

They're all here, sirs

Some have customers, some are escorts

I heard there are three new girls

One is the lady boss of a pottery store?

I heard she's quite a woman

You meant Haixian?

Yes, call her here

Because of her affairs her husband died

Really?

Call her

She's very popular

We'll wait

There's a long list; maybe not today

She's so popular?

Yes, let me tell you

She's good in bed, and off the bed too

Right next door

Stop it

Why are you in such a hurry?

I can't wait

Are you for real?

The word is that you cheated on your husband

Is that the truth?

All men cheat

...on their wives. And then

...you go around accusing wives to be promiscuous

Tell me what happened

Cheating on husbands

It's so unfair

If a woman is caught cheating

She got beaten to death

Marriage to a useless guy is so unfortunate

Lady boss...

Hey, you scared me!

What were you thinking about?

She's quite pretty

Can't believe she cheated on her husband

Right, she deserves to be cut into pieces

What do you want to buy?

A chamber pot

My husband broke it

How come she knows your size?

Oh!

What?

What are you talking about?

Ain't the first time you buying a chamber pot from her

Wang Dachui

Lawyer Diao...

You have a pen?

A pen?

To write down my accounts

I use charcoal

Lady boss...

Lawyer Diao...

Could I borrow a pen?

What?

A pen

Speak clearly

So, working on a new case?

Yes, that case

For the plaintiff?

No

Caught in the act, sent to the judge

Sentenced to be beheaded

For the defendant?

Can you help?

Of course, otherwise I won't get paid

I don't sell chamber pots

Shut up

Eat chamber pots

What's there to eat?

Do you eat a banana with the skin?

You lawyers just like to argue

You can turn right to wrong

Of course

I've got to help others

I love to help

You saw her

That girl looked pretty

And she's married to an aged fella

Aged fellow?

Hello, Boss

What aged fellow?

Wang, the boss is back

I'm chatting with the lady boss

Brew this herbal drink for me

Yes

Collecting money?

I've been to Xuzhou

Got it all?

Give that to me, boss

Of course not

I'm going to freshen up and lie down, don't forget

I won't

Be careful when you open your mouth next time

...or I'll slap you

Come on, it's an accident

If something happens to you one day...

What do you mean?

Forget about what I said, thanks for your pen

Go to hell

What now?

Lawyer Diao...

Sorry

Would have spat on you if you were someone else

I want to buy a chamber pot

Too big. Another one

Pick yourself

That's for kids

It's all right

Sorry...

I want to learn

What's with you? Are you mad?

I'm mad...

See you

Damn cat

Damn it

Where're you going?

Asshole, stop running

Who's that?

Zhang

Help me, the boss is getting suspicious again

Or he'll beat me up

I can't take it

What happened?

Don't ask

Take this

Go over to my bed in a while

No matter what the boss does

Keep your mouth shut

Then...

Just go

Asshole

I'll kill you, bitch

Beat you up good

Bitch

Bastard, I'll tell your mom about this

What're you doing? Come to bed

You go ahead

I'm itchy, scratch me

A little higher

Lower

That's it

So comfortable

Come on, Dachui

Open up...

Coming...

What's going on? It's late

He said you're cheating on him

And that he's beaten you up

Cut your hair

What hair?

Whose hair?

Tell me

Whose hair is this?

Unbelievable

What're you looking at?

I think it's the other way round

Whose hair is this?

Whose?

I'm asking you

Stop the act

You said that you beat me up

Where're the bruises?

Yes, you can't unnecessarily accuse her

Sister, mom is worried

She'll hang herself if this was true

You accused me of cheating

And you complained to my mother?

How can I face people now?

Stop it, sister

Don't try to stop me

No, sister

Look at him

I don't know who he's with

Red string on his toe

You're not unlucky...

I'm unlucky

You've a piece of red string on your toe

And wish your wife to have an affair too!

Well said

You know what's going on

Be careful

You better be careful

Yes, I will get my proof next time

Your husband is full of nonsense

Our family is not going to be bullied around

What's there to listen, huh?

Send out the goods to Xuzhou on the day after

And for the goods to Suzhou

Better work on those soon

How long will you be away?

10 to 15 days

Take care of things

Don't worry

Mr. Tao, going away on trip?

Yes

Is he here?

Yes

What have you got to say now?

What's going on?

Tie it up

Hurry, think of something

How could he do that to me?

He deserves to die

You're his wife

You must try to save him

He's now tied with that bitch

...inside the sack

Get Lawyer Diao to think of a plan

What do you want? It's late

Yours?

Carry it inside

Go

Think of a good plan

which can save Mr. Wang

And also save my lady boss

A good plan?

Got it

Leave now, I'll take care of it

Great, thanks

Strip

Go on, take off the clothes

We've got to do what we got to do

I'm thinking here

And you must do your part

Why do you want me to strip?

We don't have much time now

Otherwise they won't be saved

Then... I won't be able to help

Fine...

It's not that hard, is it?

Turn your head away

I want to watch

Lie down

Don't get this wrong

We have to leave some proof

Of what?

That we've had intercourse

Now you get it

Your honor

Bring in the prisoners

Bring in Wang Chenglong, Mrs. Tao

The adulterers are here

I've been wronged...

Silence...

Open it

Yes

I've been wronged...

Judge, I've been wronged...

Wang Chenglong

Here

Mrs. Tao

Mrs. Tao

Here

Over here

Judge

Are you Mrs. Tao?

Yes

Then who's she?

Wang Chenglong's wife

Wang Chenglong

Is she your wife?

Yes, my wife. Her maiden name is Zhou

We were asleep at home

I'm not sure what we had done to offend Mr. Tao

Mr. Tao came in and tied us up

Tao Sanxing, what do you call this?

This... it's all so baffling!

Phew! You're the one who's baffling

Your honor

He accused me of having an affair a few days ago

He made a scene at my mother's house

Summoned my brothers

Sir, he's a neurotic

He has always been suspicious

Tao Sanxing will get...

forty strokes of cane

Yes

End of case

Please count

It's fine

We're not in it for money

I know

Thanks

I've told you to leave

I...

This can't be?

Why not?

We had a deal

And you don't have to pay us

Your wife will. Isn't that great?

I mean...

Just go...

Which one of you wants to go first?

Come on

You go ahead

You're taller. After you

You're older, after you

Go on, please

The elder first, please

- No... - You first

- No... - Please

You two figure it out

I'll go first

Then I'm off

Please

"Be a good civil servant"

And then what happened?

My husband was angry when he got home

Then he fell sick and died

What happened to Wang Dachui's wife?

She's working here too

Really? What's her name?

What's on your mind?

Waiter...

Coming...

Where's Yindi?

She'll be right here

Go look for her

Yes...

Big...

How's your luck today?

Hurry

Coming...

Come on, the customer's waiting

Let him wait

He can take care of himself

Come on

I'll be right back

Go...

Coming...

So annoying!

It's you?

Peiqin

Cousin Erhu

Peiqin

Cousin Erhu

How have you been?

Are they treating you well?

How did you get out?

I sneaked out

How?

They'll catch you

No big deal

I'll take my chances in order to see you

So sweet!

What are you doing?

Don't feign ignorance; Go

Go back to where you belong

Let go of me...

Go

Peiqin

Cousin Erhu

Let go of me...

Cousin Erhu

Peiqin

Cousin Erhu

Peiqin

Cousin Erhu

Don't worry, Peiqin

I'll come back for you

Cousin Erhu

Let go of me...

Cousin Erhu

Peiqin

Cousin Erhu

Cousin Erhu

Let's check on her

What's going on? Who's he?

My cousin, Fan Erhu

Your cousin?

I was engaged to him since we were little

Then my father opted for wealth

He married me off to the Gao family

To a husband who's 10 years my junior

Yuzhu

Father

What are you doing?

You're about to get married and start a family

How could you behave like a child?

What kind of a person will you turn into?

The young master is about to be a groom

I think he's just very happy about it

Father, I asked him to play with me

Shut up

Come with me

You're about to get married...

and start a family

Bouncing around whole day

So childish! This just isn't done

Yuzhu

After one gets married, one gets along well...

with the in-laws and starts a family

The day after tomorrow is your wedding

The Hans are a respectable family

A family of scholars

Miss Peiqin is a learned lady

She's twenty four

24? She's a year older than my seventh mom

Nonsense

Master, the virility supplement is ready

What did Mrs. Ke say?

She'll be here soon

Mrs. Ke is a well-informed lady

That's why I invited her here. I mean,

to teach you about the bedroom etiquette

You must pay attention

Mrs. Ke is teaching the young master about sex?

And see if he's ready to have sex yet

Have sex? Of course I can

I've just tried it with Yuzhen

What?

Jumping on the ground

That's not what it is

Simply ridiculous

You should be more careful

If we don't teach him properly, then he'll...

make a fool of himself in front of Ms Han

She'll of course forgive him

Master, you said that Mrs. Ke can tell

whether the young master's ready or not

She said she can...

Around the neck once

Put this in half

Measure from the nose to the ear

He's ready if it passes the ear

Otherwise...

He'll have to postpone his wedding

...to a later date

Emperor Guangxu became sexually active too young

That's why he was impotent

It's recorded in the book?

Absolutely

The Emperor Guangxu...

had four sex education teachers

One of them was my Third auntie

Another my fourth auntie

Unbelievable! Is he really 8 years old?

Like father, like son

Right, you have a good name

Gao Tiande, meaning the blessed one

Congratulations! I think...

you will have a grandson within one year

He's a naughty boy

Let's see how good the teacher is

That's not fair

Teacher can teach, but the student must learn

An accomplished pupil must have a good mentor

We don't have to go into this

Man's lust for food and sex is natural

Nothing can be excessive... especially sex

that involves staying healthy and birth control

There are certain dates

I mean... during the year

There're 101 days you can't have intercourse

Then during First day of Spring

First day of Autumn

Summer solstice, winter solstice

And on a few particular festivals

During the middle of a month; all these days

you must refrain from having intercourse

Remember... or you'll suffer when you're old

You'll be in pain, coughing all the time

Do you agree?

All right

Let's begin

Let's start

Please start, Mrs. Ke

Sorry?

Please start

You want to listen too?

Sorry, this lesson is meant as one-to-one

No third party

I understand

Gao Ming, Gao Ma, leave us

You too

Sorry

No problem

What are you doing? Get up

What were you thinking?

Sex, of course

Pardon?

Hey, are you mad?

With you?

Silly brat

Get up, get dressed

What then?

Theories and the terms first

You aren't ready...

for the real thing yet

Look at this

Done?

This represents your willy

My willy? What willy?

Your peepee

My...

My peepee is called a "willy"

Then what does your peepee go by?

Ridiculous

Ridiculous

No

Listen, Miss Han is so learned

Remember to be civilized

You can't say peepee or willy

What then?

There're many ways to call it

Just observe the proper etiquette

Not the prick, too vulgar

The penis

Or the member

Member of what?

Not that kind of member

The member

The member

The private part

The private part

The Phallus

Phallus

Genitals

Genitals

Pecker

Pecker

Got it?

Got it

Have you memorized?

Yep

Let's repeat

This is called...

A...

What?

Handkerchief

Dayu, Mrs. Ke is teaching

Keep quiet, leave

The male has 5 principles; & the female- 5 desires

You must practice sex correctly

Only then can both partners benefit

Although there are many styles

Most well known being the 9 ancient styles

Dragon, Tiger, Ape

Cicada, Turtle, Rabbit

Phoenix, Fish and Crane

At your age, just go with the flow

Male is Yang, female is Yin

Heaven is Yang, earth is Yin

Sun is Yang, moon is yin

After you're married pay your respects...

to the gods before you engage in intercourse

The heaven is above, earth below

The sun is above, moon below

You're on top, Miss Han under

Otherwise you'll be hurting yourself

Really?

Yes

Oh no!

What?

Dayu has done it wrong

Who's Dayu?

The Seventh aunt's maid

What has she done?

She's on top every time!

Here's the bride

Zhang, get the fire pan

Coming...

Hurry

Hurry

Coming...

Over the fire, blessed with children

Over the saddle, blessed with lots of gold

To bear children soon

Longans

Lychees

Happily together ever after

Congratulations

All the very best

A happy occasion indeed

Congratulations

Eat up

So? Not done?

It's hot

Not done yet

Bride, yes?

How?

Congratulations

You'll have a grandson next year

Let's go

Yes

Come on

I'm going too

Let's go over there

Quiet

Heaven on top, earth below

Sun on top, moon below

I'm on top, you're below

Keep quiet

One sound and I'll kill you. Get down

Don't!

No...

Please

No...

My name is Fan Erhu

I'm her cousin

We were engaged since we were little

Her father opted for wealth

You were just a kid

Tonight is our wedding night

You sit still

If you make a sound

Blood will be on my dagger

You understand?

Hu

Hu? Who's that?

As strong as a tiger

Heaven on top, earth below

Sun on top, moon below

I'm not on top, you're on top; how absurd!

I'm impressed

You'll have a grandson next year

You're a good teacher

Of what good is that?

Your son outshines you

Harmful to your health!

It's breakfast time, young master and lady

It's time for breakfast

Young master

Who is it?

It's time for breakfast

Ask them to leave the food outside

They said to leave the food outside

They?

I heard a man's voice

Why's that?

Master, it's almost noon

You should get up

Again

Young master, young lady

Coming...

Morning, young lady

The master's still asleep, let me

Young master

Dayu

Young master

Get out

I'll beat him if you don't leave. Now scram

Just get out

Out

Yes

What did you say?

They tied up the young master?

What should we do now?

Master, we must be careful

They have the young master as their hostage

Call the police...

Come on

Get them out now

Or I'll kill him

Dad...

Everyone, let's talk over there...

Cousin Erhu

Don't worry

They treat us terribly

We'll do the same

Now that they're worried

We should just enjoy ourselves, come on

Tell them to give up

Or Han Peiqin's parents will get the cane too

Yes

Go on then

They're the ones getting the cane

If they really love me

They wouldn't have married me here

40 strokes of cane?!

Even 80 won't suffice

Sir, then...

Look

Shut up

Shut up, little ass

A pair of animals

Animals?

Then what happened?

Cousin Erhu got caned 100 strokes

Sentenced to life in prison

Do you know who's my first customer here?

Who?

Tell us

The judge for my case

Morals and virtues; bloody hypocrites!

They are the ones who are the worst

I heard you've left our line of work

What are you doing back here again?

Back here again?

I've been in and out of this place thrice

Three times?

I was married to a pawn shop owner once

We separated because of a tree

A tree?

A tree

A tree of sin

It was actually a pear tree

Just like any other tree

It grows normally

Deng Hongfa knew that

...the tree was unique

Mr. Deng opened a pawn shop

He's a well known miser, quite well off

His hobbies include Taichi, keeping birds as pets

In order to feed his birds...

He often looked for grasshoppers in the garden

The story regarding the tree of sin

happened one day when Deng Hongfa

...looked down from the tree

Everyone under the tree appeared naked

But it's all normal when not seen from the tree

He put up a notice on the tree

No climbing

Actually it's my trick

Are you hungry?

Hungry?

Comfortable?

Yes

After his first wife passed away

...I took her place

The old man is quite young at heart

But he's lousy in bed

My maid Xiaoyu acted as my go-between

There're plenty of young guys in the shop

Xiaocai

Madam

What?

Xiaocai said a sailor pawned his wife

Pawned his wife?

How?

One who doesn't need to be fed

...and who never gets jealous

That's ridiculous

It's been written in books

They are made for the sailors

Made from rubber, called puppet wife

When you blow it up, it becomes a life size doll

I want to take a look

Xiaocai

Yes?

I heard a sailor pawned a rubber doll

Yes, anything is possible

I want to take a look

What? I better safe keep it

Otherwise you young lads

...will steal it and ruin it

It's all wrapped up

The boss is mean, no one would dare

Yes, maybe for the others

I mean, you ain't just stealing the rubber doll!

Quick, let me see

Okay, come with me

Hurry

I'll get it

It's horrible!

How could it be compared to you?

Sailors spend most of their time onboard

Well, something is better than nothing

Anyone will do when one is desperate

Almost

Done

Stop it

Xiaocai has been acting strange lately

He can't focus on his work

Do you know why?

Not focused?

I haven't noticed

Of course you haven't

These few days whenever he sees me...

He's been acting very sneaky

I think he's up to no good

Xiaocai has been working for over 6 years now

One must protect his own interests first

You take over his job starting tomorrow

Me...

Send him to manage the front desk

Then we'll see after a few months

I'll get him to pass you the keys tomorrow

I've got my own set of keys

You must be responsible

I...

Remember

You must be loyal to me and the company

I'll test you from time to time

If you're loyal, you'll be rewarded

If not...

You trust me

Of course I'll be loyal

That's good to know

Follow me

Practice first

You'll get used to it

...once you gain more experience

Pay attention to details, work seriously

Most important is being loyal

Yes...

You

No wonder you've been acting strange lately

You're sleeping with someone here?

A customer pawned this, I'm just trying it out

Trying it out?

You'll ruin it, can you pay for the damages?

I was... just curious

Curious! What kind of excuse is that?

Why don't you just find a woman?

Clean it up right away

Send it to my room tonight

Right, starting tomorrow

Pass the keys to Guo Zixiang

You work on the front desk

He'll take over, got it?

Yes, boss

Go

Xiaoyu

Where were you?

I've been looking for you everywhere

I was right here

Cook some ginseng soup for me

I'm busy

What?

The madam has asked me to run some errands

What kind of errands?

Buying dried melon seeds

What kind of attitude was that?

Come along...

Let's play mahjong

We are very lucky

You're in a good mood today

For business one has got to be in good spirits

You'll make more when you're in a good mood

24 rounds are too much, 8 are too little

12 rounds is fine

Go ahead, I'll go check on the books

I hope you'll win more, dear

You should treat us today, you are promoted

Right...

The madam should treat us today

The boss loves her so much

Goes without saying! When he loves her...

she will be nicer to him too

As for my husband, the most...

he loves his moustache, his pet birds the second

His teeth the third

He doesn't take me seriously though

...unless he needs a favor

I win

Didn't expect you to win!

Just going with the flow

Good going! You're cool

Where is the White Dragon?

You're trying to be elusive but anyhow...

I still adore you

Be loyal, I'll test you from time to time

Xiaoyu, you take my place

I'll get even today

Xiaoyu, your small nose and small eyes

What a lovely face

You're a good girl, lying down so still

So submissive

I'm going to show you what I've got

Such a pretty face

Take a closer look, I'm your wife

Well? Yes or no?

Must have cost you a fortune

Yes, if you like it...

you may have it

Are you teasing me? This is from you?

Of course not

The madam gave this to you

The madam?

A gift for your promotion

Really?

Why would I lie to you?

You'd feel uneasy when you've received a gift

...which you know you don't deserve

So you should do your part, agree?

My part? What part?

The boss is going away

...for a short trip

Madam will be bored alone

Why don't you accompany her tonight?

To do what? Play mahjong?

You and her together

Do what? Play chess?

I don't know how

There're plenty of things you could do

Not just playing chess

When the door is closed...

You can do whatever you want

No one would care

I've got it

At least you're not stupid

The boss sent you to test me, right?

Test you?

For what?

My loyalty

You thought I don't know?

You're unbelievable

What are you talking about?

You should know madam's nature

Am I the type of person to do such a thing?

That's so wrong of you

I believe you, I don't want you to get into trouble

If the madam is serious about it

I've a problem for her to solve

What problem?

She must prove that the boss isn't testing me

First, kill one of the boss' birds

Why?

Then

Pluck out three hairs of his moustache

He hasn't got many

Lastly... take out one of his teeth

Fine if you're not interested

You think you're the last man on earth?

She will give up now

And you won't be caught in the middle

No big deal

When there's a will, there's a way

Tell him to wait and see

Xiaoyu

Yes?

Come here

I'm busy

I'm busy

You're a champ

I love my moustache

Dense & thick. Great, isn't it!

Look at you

One can have anything except sickness

One can do without anything except money

Yes, you're quite a man

Rich, healthy

What's so unusual about it?

People at my age...

don't have the sturdy teeth I have

I'm not bluffing

I've never been to a dentist

And for my moustache...

It's unique too

You'll need to have the right amount

You know?

Good, champion is champion

So?

Good, it's the champion

I've told you so

It's clear who's the winner, right?

Yes...

So impressive

What do you say?

Of course...

Needs to be cleaned everyday

So spoiled

Or he'll be in a bad temper

So crazy

More demanding than my wife

So spoiled

Right...

Exactly

Look

Look, from Emperor Kangxi

These accessories

I've spent a fortune on them

But they're worth it

I saw a bird cage a few days ago

Twenty six thousand dollars

Twenty six thousand!

One could buy a house with that

He said it belonged to the Emperor Qianlong

It's the best porcelain

With the seal of the famous artist

What are you doing?

What?

Are you mad?

Yes I am

Since we got married...

I haven't had one good day

I had to take nonsense from your dead wife before

And now I have to deal with you!

I can't stand it

This is the champion

My champ

The champion?

He is the champ in your eyes

You spend time with him everyday

Wash him and feed him

Why don't you spend some time with me?

Why don't you buy antiques for me?

Why don't you bathe me?

Are you married to your wife or the bird?

I have a tough life

What a bitter life!

I mean, see... she's jealous

I'd say you're blessed, it's love

Love?

Love

My dear, well...

What now? We'll get a divorce if you keep the birds

You...

She is jealous. That's what is love, you know

Love?

I've wasted my money

Great moustache, good for longevity

Boss, here are the accounts from last month

Please take a look

Pass this to the lady

Madam, please take a look

Wait, say that again

A goose in the sky, a goose on the ground

I eat an goose egg, I become the goose

A goose in the sky, a goose on the ground

I eat an goose egg, I become the goose

Listen to me

You've got it wrong, so silly

What? It sounds easy

Try it yourself

Listen

Hold on

If you can't memorize it...

What? I get beheaded?

No, but we'll punish you

Do I get rewarded if I get it right?

Of course...

How?

I'll be generous

If you can get it right

Xiaoyu will smother you with a kiss

Really?

Yes, Xiaoyu?

And the punishment?

If you get it wrong

A hair plucked from your moustache each time

Pluck my moustache? No way

Then I won't kiss you

If you refuse

Fine, it's a deal

Guo Zixiang, you're our witness

Repeat it

A goose in the sky, a goose on the ground

I eat an goose egg, I become the goose

It's simple

Hold on

You must keep your word

Xiaoyu, you too

Go on

One, two, three

A goose in the sky, a goose on the ground

I eat the goose...

I eat the goose? That didn't count

No way

Drop it down

No

You'll do this for real?

Come on, Xiaoyu

Sure

You'll really pull?

Don't try to get away with it

Come on, again

Listen...

A goose in the sky, a goose on the ground

Goose... over

Another one, come on

This side

It has to be even

One more go

Listen well

A goose in the sky, a goose on the ground

I eat an goose egg, I become the goose

I eat... a goose egg?

I give up, not again

No, the last one

Xiaoyu, come on

Pluck from the middle

What did you do that for?

Xiaoyu, be good

Let him kiss you

All right

Come on

It stinks

Excuse me?

The master has bad breath

No way! You smell it

So?

I think I'm used to it

I don't notice it anymore

I've wanted to tell you since long

My father had the same problem

After he went to the dentist

...it was discovered that he had cavities

My tooth...

It hurts?

Of course...

Better now?

A little

Let's have a look

Pass it

Closer

Better now?

My tooth?

It doesn't look like mine

Of course it's yours

It's your tooth

Am I a dog?

It doesn't look like mine

Of course it's yours

They all look the same

It hurts

Any smell?

Yes

Smells like medicine

Gradually it'll be okay

No, I'm still worried

I'm looking forward to it

I'm just trying to be a good guy

How about another problem?

Another one?

Just trying to back her off

Tell her that

In front of the master

In front of the master?

Do what?

Whatever she wants to do

In front of the master?

I'm impressed

Fine, I'll do it

He must go with the flow though

It's the Guanyin Festival the day after

Look, the pears are huge

Still not ripe yet

I want to eat

It's not time yet

I like it

You're really wayward

Guo Zixiang, help me out

Go get some pears

Boss, you...

How could you do this here?

What about us?

What's wrong?

What's wrong with us?

You...

Today is the Guanyin Festival

and you're like this here...

What? Get down here...

What's going on?

This... it's strange

What?

You're wearing clothes again?

Of course I'm dressed, are you crazy?

I'm dressed

You said I was naked?

This tree...

What about it?

You should go take a look yourself

I...

Let me help you

What are you doing?

What? We aren't doing anything

How could you?

This is a tree of sin...

Excellent trick

Then the old man went berserk

...and died soon after

What about the young man?

Heartless man

He might seem silly...

but actually he's up to no good

What did he do?

He and Xiaoyu

...they ran away together

Terrible!

Miss Jinbao

Mr. Wang is here

Who? Which one?

The one who took out his tooth

Really?

Jinbao...

Jinbao...

Jinbao...

Who are you?

What's your name?

Don't you recognize me?

Any woman could be my mother here

Any rich man could be my customer, poor man...

Jinbao...

I know I've left for too long

I came back as soon as possible

I've bought everything you wanted from Shanghai

and the money, but I...

You got robbed on the way, right?

How did you know?

Well, I have heard the story before

An old tale, huh?

It's the truth, you don't believe?

Yes, I believe you. It's over

Do me a favor

Find another Juliet

I've no time for you

Have you forgotten about me?

What about your hair?

C'mon, give me a break

What? It's fake?

Really?

If that's for real...

then all the girls here would be bald

What about my tooth?

You want it back?

Should have told me sooner

Mr. Wang

Oh, cheer up

Pick it yourself

Our teeth!

Come out and greet the guests

Girls from upstairs, downstairs, front and backyards

Greet the guests

Coming

Haixian

Yindi

Jinbao