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♪[Latin Thugs
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by Cypress Hill playing]
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♪ DON'T BE LIKE,
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UH, A CUBANO ♪
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♪ BE LIKE A ZERO
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STONED MARIJUANO ♪
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♪ ESTA CAPITAN PINGOLETE ♪
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♪ SWING IS HERE
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WITH THE FORCE OF A MACHETE ♪
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♪ KICK MAD LINGO
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FROM SPAIN TO TIJUANA ♪
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♪ REAL HIJO DE PUTA
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HOMEBOY ASK YO MAMA ♪
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♪ NO ME IMPORT
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A PINGA MI NINA ♪
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♪ ALL I WANNA KNOW
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QUE 'TA BUENO CINGA ♪
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♪ DON'T BE SCARED
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ECHATE PA' CA ♪
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♪ WHAT'S THE PLAY DOG,
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HOMEBOY GOIN' ON ♪
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♪[music playing on radio]
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[bell ringing]
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[Kevin speaking Spanish]
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WHERE'S MANNY?
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TELL HIM
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THE ICE CREAM MAN
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IS HERE.
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MANOLO!
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[Marcus speaking in Spanish]
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♪[both rapping in Spanish]
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♪ FREEZE ♪
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♪ HAMMER TIME ♪
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(both)
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♪ OH! OH! OH! OH! ♪
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HEY.
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CAN WE GET DOWN
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TO BUSINESS?
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YOU GOT THE MONEY?
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AQUI.
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♪[singing Guantanamera
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in Spanish]
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TELL HIM, PAPI.
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HE SAID THAT HE'S NOT GONNA
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GIVE YOU ONE RED CENT
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UNTIL YOU TELL HIM
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WHAT FLAVOR THE ICE CREAM IS.
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VANILLA.
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THAT'S WHAT YOU ORDERED.
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TELL HIM.
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OK.
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(Kevin)
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YES, YES, YES.
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IT'S ALL ABOUT
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THE BENJAMINS,
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BABY!
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[laughing]
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BRING IN THE STUFF.
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[mimicking]
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BRING IN THE STUFF!
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[bell ringing]
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ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER,
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FUNNY MAN!
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HE'S FUNNY LIKE THAT!
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THERE IS YOUR ICE CREAM.
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[speaking Spanish]
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TELL HIM. I SEE COMING,
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COMING. HE SAY...
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[imitating machine gun firing]
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[speaking Spanish]
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I TELL HIM, I SAY JESUS.
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OH.
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[speaking Spanish]
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[thudding on counter]
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HE COMING, AND HE SAY--
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HE SAY...
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♪[singing La Bamba
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in Spanish]
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(Marcus)
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TELL HIM.
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HE SAY,
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"F.B.I.
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YOU'RE UNDER ARREST."
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HE GONNA RUN.
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NO, HE AIN'T.
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YOU OWE ME $1.
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HEY, WHERE YOU GOING,
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BIG BOY?
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[grunting]
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[grunting]
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[exclaiming]
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GODDAMN. NOW I'M GOING TO
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BUST YOUR ASS.
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IS THAT ALL YOUR BIG ASS GOT?
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[grunting]
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ENOUGH!
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YO, KEVIN!
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KEVIN!
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ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO OVER HERE.
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RIGHT NOW.
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I SWEAR I'LL SHOOT
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BOTH OF YOU.
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KEVIN!
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[grunting]
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DAMN, MARCUS, WHY YOU ALWAYS
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GOT TO PICK THE BIGGEST DUDE?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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I LIKE A CHALLENGE.
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SEE? WHAT DID I
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TELL YOU, HUH?
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WE DID IT, RIGHT?
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DIDN'T I TELL YOU?
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YEAH.
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HUH? NO HELP,
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NO BACKUP.
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YOU THE MAN.
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YOU THE MAN.
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WE GONNA GET ALL THE CREDIT.
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THE BIGGEST BUST
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OF OUR CAREER.
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YEAH.
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400 KEYS OF PURE...
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[police siren wailing]
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VANILLA ICE CREAM?
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WHAT?
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HEY, YO, MY MAN! HEY.
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WHERE'S THE DRUGS?
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I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT DRUGS.
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I SELL ICE CREAM.
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STRAWBERRY, VANILLA,
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NEAPOLITAN, FOR EXAMPLE.
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[bell ringing]
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(man)
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HEY.
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TELL MANNY HIS ICE CREAM
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DELIVERY IS HERE.
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[bell ringing]
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NEVER MIND. WRONG STORE.
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(both)
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F.B.I.! FREEZE!
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[guns firing]
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[bullets ricocheting]
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[machine gun firing]
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MARCUS?
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I'M GOOD.
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THEY'RE MOVING.
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LET'S GO!
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[men yelling]
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I'M GOIN'...
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[tires screeching]
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WHICH ONE?
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I DON'T KNOW!
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GOD!
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DAMN!
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I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD'VE
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CALLED FOR BACKUP.
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YOU KNOW THE CHIEF'S
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GONNA KILL US, RIGHT?
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[camera clicking]
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LET ME, UH, GIVE
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YOU GUYS A LITTLE TIP.
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IF YOU'RE GOING TO
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OPERATE OUTSIDE THE CHANNELS,
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YOU KNOW, DO THE WHOLE
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RENEGADE COP THING,
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YOU MIGHT WANT TO MAKE SURE
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THAT YOU GET THE RIGHT GUY.
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WELL,
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UH, CHIEF, WE--
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WE ALMOST HAD THE GUY.
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UH, UH, OUR INTELLIGENCE
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WAS JUST A LITTLE OFF.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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INTELLIGENCE?
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LOOK AROUND YOU,
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COPELAND.
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THERE'S NOTHING
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INTELLIGENT ABOUT THIS.
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NOW, I'M TIRED
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OF YOUR ESCAPADES.
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I WANT THEM TO STOP.
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THE LAST THING I NEED IS
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TO BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK
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OF THE BUREAU.
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[cell phone ringing]
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AND FURTHERMORE, THE--
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HOLD ON.
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HELLO? UH, BABY,
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I CAN'T TALK.
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THE CHIEF IS CHEWING
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MY ASS RIGHT NOW.
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I GOT TO CALL YOU BACK,
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OK? BYE.
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SORRY, CHIEF.
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AS I WAS SAYING--
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[cell phone ringing]
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GORDON HERE.
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[Gina chattering
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on phone]
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YES, HE IS.
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IT'S FOR YOU.
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THANK YOU.
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UH, BABY,
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I'M STILL WITH THE CHIEF.
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NO RESPECT.
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NO, HE'S REALLY NOT
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HAPPY NOW.
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OK, I GOT TO GO. BYE.
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THANKS, CHIEF.
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YOU--YOU GUYS ARE...
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GET THIS PLACE CLEANED UP.
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I EXPECT TO HAVE
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A FULL REPORT
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ON MY DESK TOMORROW.
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YES.
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YES, SIR.
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AND IN THE MEANTIME,
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I'M CHECKING WITH
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THE BUREAU TO SEE IF
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THEY GOT ANY OPENINGS
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IN IRAQ.
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[camera clicking]
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(Gomez)
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THE DYNAMIC DUO
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STRIKES AGAIN.
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WAY TO GO,
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BASKIN AND ROBBIN.
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[both laugh]
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OR--OR IS IT
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HAAG AND DAZS?
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[scoffs]
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HAAG AND DAZS.
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YOU WROTE THAT?
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THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
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I LIKE THAT.
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LATER, HAAG.
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ADIOS, DAZS.
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[softly]
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I HATE THOSE GUYS, DUDE.
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OH, GOD.
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ALL RIGHT. WELL,
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LET'S GET THIS PLACE
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CLEANED UP.
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ALL RIGHT.
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OK, SO, UH,
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YOU DO THE FLOOR.
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CLEAN ALL THE ICE CREAM UP
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AND I'LL GO WARM THE CAR UP.
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OK.
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[car honking]
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[police siren wailing]
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[glass bottles clinking]
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OK. SO MUCH FOR A HOT MEAL.
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HEY, BABY.
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DON'T "HEY, BABY" ME.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE ME
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SITTING HERE ALL NIGHT
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WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
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ALL NIGHT? BABY,
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IT'S ONLY 8:00!
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LOOK, AFTER WORK,
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ME AND KEVIN WENT
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DOWN TO THE BAR.
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WE JUST HAD
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A COUPLE OF DRINKS.
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I KNOW.
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I CALLED THE BAR.
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THEY SAID
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YOU LEFT AT 7:45.
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I CHECKED MAPQUEST, MARCUS.
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IT ONLY TAKES 6 MINUTES
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TO GET THERE FROM HERE.
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SO, IF YOU GOT SOMEBODY ON
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THE SIDE, MARCUS,
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YOU NEED TO TELL ME.
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BABY, LISTEN TO WHAT
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YOU JUST SAY.
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MAPQUEST SAID IT TAKES
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6 MINUTES TO GET HERE.
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I GOT HERE IN 8.
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WHICH MEANS THERE'S
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2 MINUTES UNACCOUNTED FOR.
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IF I WAS CHEATING ON YOU,
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DON'T YOU THINK I'D NEED
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MORE THAN 2 MINUTES?
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I AIN'T GOING TO DEAL
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WITH THIS. I'M TIRED, OK?
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I HAD A LONG DAY AT WORK.
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I GOT SHOT AT.
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SEE, THAT IS EXACTLY
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WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
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WE DON'T COMMUNICATE.
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OK, FINE.
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YOU WANT TO COMMUNICATE?
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YES.
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COME ON.
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LET'S COMMUNICATE. OK?
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OK. LET'S START
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WITH LAST WEEK.
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LAST WEEK.
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YOU AND I WERE SUPPOSED
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TO GO SHOPPING TOGETHER.
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WE GET TO THE MALL,
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I BUY THIS BEAUTIFUL DRESS,
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I GET MY HAIR DONE.
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YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING.
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I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE YOU
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JUST DON'T WANT TO...
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[snoring softly]
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MARCUS!
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MMM?
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DID YOU HEAR ME JUST NOW?
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MMM-HMM.
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TELL ME WHAT I SAID.
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I HEARD EVERYTHING.
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YOU WAS COMMUNICATING.
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MARCUS, DON'T PLAY WITH ME
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RIGHT NOW.
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I AM NOT IN THE MOOD.
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I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU
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CAME HOME LATE AND
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THEN YOU START--
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MARCUS!
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YOU ARE FALLING ASLEEP AGAIN.
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I AM TALKING TO YOU.
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I WASN'T ASLEEP, BABY.
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I WAS CLOSING MY EYES
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AND VISUALIZING YOUR WORDS.
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OH, REALLY?
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VISUALIZING?
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WHY DON'T YOU
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PAINT ME A PICTURE
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OF WHAT I JUST SAID?
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HOLD ON.
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MMM-MMM.
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YOU KNOW WHY?
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BECAUSE YOU ARE
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FALLING ASLEEP
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AGAIN. MARCUS!
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MARCUS!
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[snoring]
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WELL, WELL, WELL,
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IF IT ISN'T BEN AND JERRY.
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LET ME ASK YOU GUYS
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A QUESTION.
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WHEN THE CHIEF GOES
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TO THE BATHROOM,
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WHICH ONE OF YOU GUYS
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HOLDS HIS BALLS,
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AND WHICH ONE WIPES?
352
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,040
NOW, THAT'S THE BALL HOLDER,
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RIGHT THERE.
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YEAH, YOU CAN TELL
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BY THE LITTLE CUP IN HIS HAND.
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THAT IS EXACTLY THE ATTITUDE
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THAT'S GONNA KEEP YOU GUYS
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WORKING THE SHIT DETAIL,
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00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:32,173
WHILE WE'RE WORKING
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THE SOCIALITE KIDNAPPING CASE.
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YOU--YOU GUYS GOT
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00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:37,596
THE SOCIALITE KIDNAPPING CASE?
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THAT'S RIGHT.
364
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(sniffs)
365
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WHAT'S THAT?
366
00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:42,642
WHY, I THINK I HEAR
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THE CHIEF FLUSHING?
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WE BETTER GET GOING.
369
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WHO'S TURN IS IT TO WIPE?
370
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YOURS?
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UH, I THINK IT'S
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YOUR TURN TO WIPE...
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MY TURN.
374
00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,357
AND I GUESS I'LL
375
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HOLD THE BALLS.
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00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:51,151
THAT'S RIGHT.
377
00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,906
(Chief)
378
00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:56,906
NOW, WE RECEIVED THIS
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FROM MR. ANDREW WILSON,
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C.E.O. OF
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WILSON CRUISE LINES.
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IT WAS DELIVERED
383
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TO HIS HOME.
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THE GIRLS IN THE PHOTO
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ARE HIS DAUGHTERS
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AND HEIRESSES TO
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THE WILSON FORTUNE.
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WE BELIEVE THEY ARE
389
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THE KIDNAPPER'S NEXT VICTIMS.
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00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:15,175
MR. WILSON HAS
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GIVEN US PERMISSION
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00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:15,175
TO SHADOW HIS DAUGHTERS.
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WE'RE GOING TO
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SET UP SURVEILLANCE,
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00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,137
AND IF THE KIDNAPPER STRIKES,
396
00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:23,433
THIS TIME
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00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:23,433
WE WILL BE READY.
398
00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:28,021
NOW, THE WILSON SISTERS
399
00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:28,021
WILL BE FLYING INTO J.F.K.
400
00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:28,021
THIS MORNING.
401
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,565
SO WHO'S GOING
402
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,565
TO PICK 'EM UP?
403
00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:33,151
OK.
404
00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:37,071
OBVIOUSLY, EVERYONE HAS READ
405
00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:37,071
THE PROFILE ON THE GIRLS.
406
00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:39,824
STILL, SOMEBODY'S
407
00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:39,824
GOT TO DO IT.
408
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,242
I DON'T THINK
409
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,242
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.
410
00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:43,244
KEVIN.
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00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:43,244
I DON'T CARE, OK?
412
00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:45,622
WE DESERVE TO BE ON THIS
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00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:45,622
CASE JUST AS MUCH AS
414
00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:45,622
GOMEZ AND HARPER.
415
00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:49,042
I KNOW, BUT WE DON'T WANT
416
00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:49,042
TO INTERRUPT THE MAN
417
00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:49,042
IN THE MIDDLE OF A BRIEFING.
418
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,793
WELL, SOMEBODY GOT
419
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,793
TO STAND UP TO HIM.
420
00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,546
KEVIN. KEVIN!
421
00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:54,088
CHIEF.
422
00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:54,088
WHAT?
423
00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:55,131
MARCUS HAS SOMETHING
424
00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:57,133
HE WANT TO TELL YOU.
425
00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:57,133
WHAT?
426
00:11:57,133 --> 00:12:00,053
UM, CHIEF,
427
00:11:57,133 --> 00:12:00,053
WE--WE JUST WANT TO KNOW
428
00:11:57,133 --> 00:12:00,053
IF WE COULD GET ON THE CASE.
429
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,555
YOU'RE ON.
430
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,099
THE BOYS OVER AT INTEL
431
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,099
SEEM TO THINK
432
00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:07,810
THAT THE KIDNAPPER'S
433
00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:07,810
A GUY NAMED TED BURTON.
434
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,979
IT SAYS BURTON WAS
435
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,979
A PARTNER OF WILSON'S
436
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:13,066
AND SOME OTHER ASSOCIATES
437
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:13,066
IN SOME BUSINESS VENTURE
438
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:13,066
THAT FAILED.
439
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,777
SAYS HE SPENT TIME
440
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,777
IN THE FEDERAL PEN
441
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,777
AND LOST HIS FORTUNE.
442
00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:18,655
GUY'S BEEN M.I.A.
443
00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:18,655
SINCE HIS RELEASE,
444
00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,739
AND THOSE DATES COINCIDE
445
00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,739
WITH THE FIRST KIDNAPPINGS.
446
00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:21,991
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
447
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,784
I THINK THIS
448
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,784
BABYSITTING GIG SUCKS.
449
00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:25,495
DUDE, RELAX.
450
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:28,373
LOOK, MAN.
451
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:28,373
ALL WE GOT TO DO IS
452
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:28,373
PICK THESE CHICKS UP,
453
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,916
DROP THEIR ASS
454
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,916
OFF IN THE HAMPTONS,
455
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,750
THEN WE BACK IN
456
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,750
THE CHIEF'S GOOD GRACES.
457
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,794
I DIDN'T JOIN
458
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,794
THE F.B.I. TO
459
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:33,794
BECOME A NANNY.
460
00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:36,005
I WANT TO BE OUT
461
00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:36,005
ON THE STREET WHERE
462
00:12:33,794 --> 00:12:36,005
THE ACTION IS.
463
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,798
OK, BLACKIE CHAN,
464
00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:37,798
AND YOU'LL GET THERE.
465
00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:39,634
BUT CAN WE JUST
466
00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:39,634
DO THIS FIRST, PLEASE?
467
00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,010
ALL RIGHT.
468
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,845
YOU DIDN'T PUT DAIRY
469
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,845
IN THIS, DID YOU?
470
00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:44,389
NO.
471
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:46,224
NOW, 'CAUSE YOU KNOW
472
00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:46,224
I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT.
473
00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,184
LAST TIME, I BARELY
474
00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,184
MADE IT TO
475
00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,184
THE BATHROOM, MAN.
476
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,895
WHY WOULD I WANT TO
477
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,895
DISTURB YOUR STOMACH?
478
00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:54,482
THERE GOES YOUR GIRLS!
479
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,859
COME ON, MAN.
480
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,859
LET'S DO THIS.
481
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,859
OH, NO. NO.
482
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:59,820
♪ MS. WILSON YOU MUST BE
483
00:12:56,859 --> 00:12:59,820
WORTH A TRILLION BUCKS ♪
484
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:03,866
♪ GET THE FEELIN' THAT
485
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:03,866
YOU DON'T REALLY GIVE A... ♪
486
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,619
HI, I'M KEVIN COPELAND.
487
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,619
THIS IS--
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00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:07,662
WE ALREADY GAVE TO
489
00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:07,662
THE UNITED NEGRO FUND.
490
00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:08,747
YEAH.
491
00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,206
WHAT?
492
00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,206
WHAT?
493
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,332
WAIT.
494
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,332
EXCUSE US.
495
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:13,293
HOLD ON. HOLD ON.
496
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:13,293
HOLD ON.
497
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,712
WE'RE ACTUALLY HERE
498
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,712
TO ESCORT YOU LADIES
499
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,712
TO THE HAMPTONS.
500
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,505
OH, THE BAGS
501
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,505
ARE ON THE PLANE.
502
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:19,674
TAKE BABY
503
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:19,674
AND CLEAN OUT HIS BAG.
504
00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:22,510
OH, MY GOD, HE DIDN'T HAVE
505
00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:22,510
HIS COLONIC AND HE LIKE
506
00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:22,510
POOPED EVERYWHERE.
507
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,429
♪ BREEZE BY VELVET ROPES ♪
508
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:27,515
♪ SKI THIS TOWN
509
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:27,515
LIKE A BUNNY SLOPE ♪
510
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,436
[growling]
511
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:32,646
WHAT'S THIS?
512
00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:34,981
BABY GOT TO RIDE
513
00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:34,981
IN THE CAR SEAT.
514
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,024
AND WHERE THE HELL
515
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,024
AM I SUPPOSED TO SIT?
516
00:13:37,024 --> 00:13:38,234
THIS AIN'T RIGHT.
517
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:39,736
[tires screeching]
518
00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:54,833
MAN, YOU GUYS SURE
519
00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:54,833
GOT A LOT OF BAGS
520
00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:54,833
FOR A WEEKEND.
521
00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:55,876
[snorts]
522
00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,420
THIS ISN'T "A" WEEKEND,
523
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,422
IT'S "THE" WEEKEND.
524
00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,048
LABOR DAY
525
00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,048
IN THE HAMPTONS.
526
00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:03,092
THE LAST WEEKEND
527
00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:03,092
OF THE SOCIAL SEASON.
528
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,303
LIKE, ONLY
529
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,303
THE HOTTEST PEOPLE
530
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,303
ARE GOING TO BE THERE.
531
00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:07,305
AND ONLY
532
00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:07,305
THE HOTTEST OF THE HOTTEST
533
00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:09,349
ARE GOING TO MAKE
534
00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:09,349
IT ONTO THE COVER
535
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,393
OF HAMPTONS MAGAZINE.
536
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,393
AND THIS IS OUR YEAR.
537
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:13,561
YEAH.
538
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:14,979
UH, OPEN THE WINDOW.
539
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,315
BABY LIKES
540
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,315
A LITTLE FRESH BREEZE.
541
00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:19,442
I JUST HOPE
542
00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:19,442
THE VANDERGELD SISTERS'
543
00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:19,442
PRIVATE JET
544
00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:20,735
CRASHES ON THE WAY THERE.
545
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,153
OH, MY GOD, BRITTANY!
546
00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:23,571
YOU WERE THINKING IT!
547
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:26,073
I KNOW, BUT YOU SAID IT.
548
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:26,073
I KNOW. I KNOW.
549
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:27,659
YOU KNOW HEATHER
550
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:27,659
TOTALLY HATES YOU
551
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,118
BECAUSE YOU SLEPT
552
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,118
WITH HER BOYFRIEND.
553
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,537
OH, MY GOD.
554
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,831
SO WHAT? I SLEEP
555
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,831
WITH EVERYONE'S BOYFRIEND.
556
00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:34,708
[Baby yelping]
557
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,917
[both screaming]
558
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,044
[cars honking]
559
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,212
[tires screeching]
560
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,631
[Baby yelping]
561
00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:43,257
[tires screeching]
562
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:44,718
[car honking]
563
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:48,680
[car honking]
564
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,475
[girls screaming]
565
00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:53,643
[growling]
566
00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:00,608
[barking]
567
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:03,403
[truck horn blaring]
568
00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:07,782
OH!
569
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:08,949
[Baby yelping]
570
00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:10,869
[girls exclaiming]
571
00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:12,078
[birds chirping]
572
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,330
IS EVERYBODY ALL RIGHT?
573
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,457
OH, MY GOD! YOUR LIP.
574
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,459
OH, MY GOD! YOUR NOSE.
575
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:21,546
[both screaming]
576
00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:23,840
MARCUS, ARE YOU OK?
577
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,550
I'M COOL.
578
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:28,177
[girls screaming, shouting]
579
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,179
(Tiffany)
580
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,179
I CAN'T BELIEVE
581
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,306
YOU THINK WE'RE GOING
582
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,306
TO GO TO THE HAMPTONS
583
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:35,393
WITH MY FACE
584
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:35,393
LOOKING LIKE THAT?!
585
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,144
IT'S--IT'S REALLY
586
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,144
NOT THAT BAD. JUST--
587
00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:38,938
JUST GET SOME MAKEUP
588
00:15:37,144 --> 00:15:38,938
AND COVER IT UP.
589
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,940
PUT MAKEUP ON THIS?
590
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:45,152
I AM SO
591
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:45,152
FRICKING PISSED.
592
00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:46,905
(Brittany)
593
00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:46,905
MY GOD, I MEAN,
594
00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:46,905
THIS IS LIKE
595
00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:48,072
THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE.
596
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:50,074
I WENT TO GO GET
597
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:50,074
MY BROWS DONE,
598
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:52,201
AND I TOLD HER TO MAKE ME
599
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:52,201
LOOK LIKE J-LO.
600
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:55,079
AND THEN THAT
601
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:55,079
FRICKING RUSSIAN TOAD
602
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:55,079
MADE ME LOOK LIKE
603
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:57,498
LIZA MINNELLI OR SOMETHING,
604
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:57,498
YOU KNOW?
605
00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:59,667
OH, MY GOD!
606
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,294
I'M GOING TO HAVE A B.F.
607
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,712
WAIT. HEY, W-WHAT'S A B.F.?
608
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,964
SHE'S GOING TO
609
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,964
HAVE A BITCH FIT!
610
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,257
YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE.
611
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:07,634
I AM GOING TO CALL
612
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:07,634
YOUR BOSS.
613
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,218
COME ON,
614
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,218
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.
615
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:11,011
NO, I'M GONNA CALL
616
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:11,011
THE OWNER OF THE COMPANY.
617
00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:13,431
COME ON, JUST TAKE IT EASY.
618
00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:13,431
LOOK, WE CAN WORK THIS OUT.
619
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:15,433
NO! I'M GOING TO
620
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:15,433
WRITE A LETTER.
621
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,059
NO. NO. NO.
622
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:19,228
PLEASE DON'T WRITE A LETTER.
623
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:19,228
LOOK, JUST CALM DOWN.
624
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,021
YOU GUYS JUST--JUST STAY HERE.
625
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:23,107
STAY--STAY HERE
626
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:23,107
THE WHOLE WEEKEND.
627
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:23,107
DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
628
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:25,151
BUT WHATEVER YOU DO,
629
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:25,151
DO NOT LEAVE THIS ROOM.
630
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,904
DON'T LEAVE THIS ROOM,
631
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,904
'CAUSE--'CAUSE IF YOU
632
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,904
LEAVE THIS ROOM,
633
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,739
EVERYONE'S GONNA SEE
634
00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,739
THOSE HIDEOUS SCARS.
635
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,240
SCAR?
636
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,240
SCAR?
637
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,200
(Tiffany)
638
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,200
OH, MY GOD! PERMANENT DAMAGE!
639
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,995
OH MY GOD.
640
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:35,995
MY LIFE IS OVER.
641
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:40,082
IF I LOSE THIS JOB
642
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:40,082
WITH THESE GOOD BENEFITS,
643
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:40,082
GINA'S GONNA KILL ME.
644
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,542
[door closing]
645
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,127
[cars honking]
646
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,545
WELL?
647
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:45,880
THEY WON'T GO.
648
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,590
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
649
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,590
THEY WON'T GO?
650
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,049
THEY WON'T GO.
651
00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:50,426
MARCUS, THIS WEEKEND
652
00:16:49,049 --> 00:16:50,426
IN THE HAMPTONS
653
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,052
MEANS EVERYTHING
654
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,052
FOR THESE GIRLS.
655
00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:54,472
THEY'RE NOT GONNA SHOW UP
656
00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:54,472
WITH A SCRATCHED-UP NOSE
657
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,766
AND A BUSTED LIP
658
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,766
FOR NOBODY.
659
00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,560
OK.
660
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,646
[traffic rumbling]
661
00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,230
THAT'S COOL.
662
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,275
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
663
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,820
NOTHIN', I'M JUST GOING
664
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,820
TO KILL MYSELF
665
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:08,820
BEFORE THE CHIEF DOES.
666
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,237
BYE-BYE, KEVIN.
667
00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:10,237
COME ON.
668
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:11,990
DON'T DO THAT.
669
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:11,990
STOP BEING RIDICULOUS.
670
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:14,158
I'M NOT BEING RIDICULOUS,
671
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:14,158
KEVIN. YOU HEARD THE MAN.
672
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,619
ONE MORE SCREW-UP,
673
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,619
AND ME AND YOU ARE THROUGH.
674
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,619
I KNOW, MAN!
675
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:17,829
[cell phone ringing]
676
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:17,829
SEE?
677
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:20,289
THAT'S PROBABLY HIM
678
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:20,289
RIGHT NOW.
679
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,166
HEY, WHAT'S UP, CHIEF?
680
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,293
LOOK, THERE'S
681
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,293
SOMETHING ME AND KEVIN
682
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,293
WANT TO TELL YOU.
683
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,546
YEAH, UH, YEAH, CHIEF? HEY.
684
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:30,090
UH, YEAH, ME AND MARCUS JUST--
685
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:30,090
WE JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU
686
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:30,090
FOR THE OPPORTUNITY--
687
00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:31,509
NO, WE DIDN'T.
688
00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:31,509
OH, YEAH.
689
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,553
YEAH, YEAH,
690
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,553
WE REALLY
691
00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:33,553
APPRECIATE IT.
692
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,014
WELL, THEY JUST WANTED
693
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,014
TO STOP OFF
694
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,014
AND GET SOMETHIN' TO EAT.
695
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:37,557
HE LYING--
696
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,934
YEAH. OH
697
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:41,477
2, 3 HOURS MAX.
698
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:42,562
[whining]
699
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,022
OH, TRUST ME.
700
00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:45,857
IF I DON'T HAVE 'EM
701
00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:45,857
THERE IN 3 HOURS,
702
00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:48,150
I'LL CUT 'EM OFF
703
00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:48,150
AND MAIL 'EM TO YOU MYSELF.
704
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,610
ALL RIGHT, TAKE CARE.
705
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,610
BYE.
706
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,362
HE LIED, CHIEF. OH.
707
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:53,948
WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
708
00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:56,826
YOU KNOW THEM GIRLS
709
00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:56,826
AIN'T GONNA BE THERE.
710
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,661
OH, THEY'LL BE THERE.
711
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,873
HEY, JOSH.
712
00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:04,542
HOW'D YOU LIKE TO BE
713
00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:04,542
PART OF THE TEAM?
714
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,627
[sample from
715
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,627
Blazing Saddles]
716
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:06,627
WHERE ARE THE WHITE WOMEN AT?
717
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,546
LET'S DO THIS.
718
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:12,258
♪[Shake It like a White Girl
719
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:12,258
by Jesse Jaymes playing]
720
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,690
♪ GIRLS, WELL,
721
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,690
THEY'RE HARD TO FIND ♪
722
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:30,026
♪ BUT I SAW THE GIRL
723
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:30,026
WHO WAS ONE OF A KIND ♪
724
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:32,111
♪ A WHITE GIRL
725
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:32,111
WHO BLEW MY MIND ♪
726
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,488
♪ SHE LOOKED GOOD UP FRONT,
727
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,488
BUT BETTER FROM BEHIND ♪
728
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,783
♪ HAD A REAL NICE BODY,
729
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,783
SHE MIGHT HAVE BEEN SNOTTY ♪
730
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,826
♪ BUT SO WHAT,
731
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,826
THE CHICK WAS A HOTTIE ♪
732
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:41,120
♪ I CLEARED MY THROAT
733
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:41,120
AND I WENT UP TO GET HER ♪
734
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,289
♪ 'CAUSE SHE HAD THE LOOK
735
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,289
I WANT TO KNOW BETTER ♪
736
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,583
♪ SHE WAS WIGGLIN', GIGGLIN',
737
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,583
SHAKIN', JIGGLIN' ♪
738
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,919
♪ MOVIN', GROOVIN',
739
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,919
DANCIN', WIGGLIN' ♪
740
00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:50,088
♪ I SAID HOW YOU DOIN'?
741
00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:50,088
BY ANY CHANCE ♪
742
00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:52,298
♪ CAN I HAVE THE HONOR
743
00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:52,298
OF THE NEXT DANCE? ♪
744
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,591
♪ SHE SAID,
745
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,591
OH, YES ♪
746
00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:55,009
[exclaiming]
747
00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:56,928
HE'S RIGHT.
748
00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:56,928
MAKE 'EM BIGGER.
749
00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:58,721
♪ I DID A STUTTER-STEP
750
00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:58,721
LIKE EARL THE PEARL ♪
751
00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:00,556
♪ BUT I COULDN'T KEEP UP ♪
752
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:03,601
♪ 'CAUSE SHE SHOOK IT
753
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:03,601
LIKE A WHITE GIRL ♪
754
00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:13,527
♪ SHAKE IT LIKE A WHITE GIRL,
755
00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:13,527
SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT ♪
756
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:30,419
♪ SHAKE IT ON DOWN,
757
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:30,419
ON DOWN ♪
758
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:33,089
CHIEF.
759
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:33,089
MMM?
760
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:34,715
THEY'RE HERE.
761
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,300
ALL RIGHT, THE GIRLS
762
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,300
ARE YOURS.
763
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,300
STICK WITH THEM.
764
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,635
DON'T BLOW
765
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,635
YOUR COVER.
766
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:38,970
YES, SIR.
767
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,554
ARE YOU SURE
768
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,554
THIS IS GOING TO WORK?
769
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,640
JUST TRUST ME.
770
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,640
FOLLOW MY LEAD.
771
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,814
[spitting]
772
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:55,987
SHH.
773
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:02,201
[man wolf-whistling]
774
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,995
YO, WHAT'S UP, MONEY?
775
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,995
YOU GOT A PROBLEM?
776
00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:05,705
WHAT YOU LOOKIN'
777
00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:05,705
AT MY ASS FOR?
778
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,999
[Baby yelping]
779
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,999
NO, YO, HOLD MY POODLE.
780
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,999
HOLD MY POODLE!
781
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:09,959
HEY, YO, WHAT'S UP?
782
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:09,959
Y'ALL GOT A PROBLEM?
783
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,794
Y'ALL WANT SOME OF THIS?
784
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:11,794
YOU WANT SOME OF THIS, PUNK?
785
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:14,672
WHAT? WHAT, BOY? WHAT?
786
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:14,672
I'LL TAKE THE BOTH OF YOU!
787
00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,382
LET'S GET OUT
788
00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,382
OF HERE.
789
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,676
I GOT THIS FOR YOU!
790
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:18,676
KISS MY BLACK ASS!
791
00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:21,303
MARCUS, CUT IT OUT!
792
00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:21,303
HE LOOKIN' AT ME
793
00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:21,303
LIKE I'M SOME KIND OF GIRL.
794
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,848
YOU ARE A GIRL!
795
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,848
AND YOU BETTER
796
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,848
START ACTING LIKE ONE,
797
00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:26,100
OR YOU'RE GONNA BE
798
00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:26,100
A UNEMPLOYED GIRL.
799
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,935
DAMN.
800
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:29,896
I'D SURE LIKE TO
801
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:29,896
CUT THAT CAKE.
802
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,522
HERE, YO, HOLD THIS!
803
00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:33,482
HEY, YO, YOU TRYING TO
804
00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:33,482
LOOK AT MY LUMPS?
805
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,484
I'LL PULL OFF MY G-STRING
806
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,484
AND HANDLE MINE.
807
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,486
KEVIN, IT'S GOMEZ.
808
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,486
I'LL HANDLE MINE.
809
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:41,240
WELCOME TO
810
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:41,240
THE ROYAL HAMPTONS HOTEL.
811
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,117
THE BAGS ARE
812
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,117
IN THE CAR, JOSE.
813
00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:44,326
UH, THE NAME IS GOMEZ.
814
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:45,285
WHATEVER.
815
00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:47,329
HERE.
816
00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:47,329
AND TAKE BABY.
817
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:50,166
CLEAN OUT HIS BAG.
818
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:50,166
POOR THING JUST
819
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:50,166
POOPED EVERYWHERE.
820
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,625
AND TEACH HIM HOW TO SAY
821
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,625
"QUIERO TACO BELL."
822
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,753
THANKS A LOT, RICO SUAVE.
823
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,753
GRAZI.
824
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:54,962
(Marcus)
825
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:54,962
THANKS, JULIO.
826
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:56,380
RIGHT AWAY, MA'AM.
827
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,590
[Baby whimpering]
828
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,800
♪[music playing]
829
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:05,347
[crashing]
830
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:09,309
SWEETIE, YOU'VE GOT TO
831
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:09,309
SLOW UP WITH THOSE COSMOS.
832
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:11,229
[giggling]
833
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:11,229
I'M FINE.
834
00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:14,107
BRITTANY AND TIFFANY WILSON,
835
00:21:11,229 --> 00:21:14,107
CHECKING IN.
836
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:16,525
SORRY. UH, UH,
837
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:16,525
THEY'RE NEW.
838
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:19,153
DR. DORFMAN
839
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:19,153
DID AN AMAZING JOB.
840
00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:21,239
OH, THEY FEEL SO REAL.
841
00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:21,239
[laughing]
842
00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:24,366
HI. YEAH,
843
00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:24,366
I--I JUST, UH...
844
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:28,454
I NEED A--A
845
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:28,454
CREDIT CARD, PLEASE.
846
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:28,454
A-AND SOME I.D., PLEASE.
847
00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:33,417
CREDIT CARD? I.D.?
848
00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:38,047
I'M SO FRICKIN' PISSED.
849
00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:39,840
MA'AM, I--
850
00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:39,840
FIRST OF ALL,
851
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,383
I GO TO DR. DORFMAN.
852
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:43,302
HE TOTALLY
853
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:43,302
MESSES UP MY NOSE JOB.
854
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,555
I ASK HIM TO MAKE ME
855
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,555
LOOK LIKE GWYNETH PALTROW.
856
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:50,684
[sobbing]
857
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:50,684
I GET OFF THE SURGERY TABLE
858
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:50,684
LOOKING LIKE FRICKIN' SHREK.
859
00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:55,481
THEN I GET HERE,
860
00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:55,481
AND MR. HARPER
861
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:59,819
MAKES ME FEEL LIKE
862
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:59,819
I'M SOME DUMB BLONDE
863
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:59,819
WITH FAKE BOOBS
864
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,695
GOING TO
865
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,695
A HUGH HEFNER PARTY.
866
00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,864
NO, NO,
867
00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,864
I--I DIDN'T MEAN
868
00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,864
TO OFFEND YOU.
869
00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:06,159
IT'S JUST--
870
00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:06,159
IT'S--IT'S PROTOCOL.
871
00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:06,159
I'M GOING TO HAVE A B.F.
872
00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:08,535
OH, MY GOD. SHE'S GOING
873
00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:08,535
TO HAVE A BITCH FIT. OH!
874
00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:12,165
NO. NO, NO, NO, D-D-DON'T
875
00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:12,165
HAVE A--A--A B.F. NOW--
876
00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:13,791
I WANT TO SPEAK
877
00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:13,791
TO YOUR SUPERVISOR.
878
00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:16,002
BETTER YET, I'M GOING
879
00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:16,002
TO WRITE A LETTER.
880
00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:18,754
MISS, THERE'S NO REASON TO--
881
00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:18,754
YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE.
882
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:25,094
"DEAR MR. ROYAL HAMPTON,
883
00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:29,723
"I AM A WHITE WOMAN
884
00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:31,642
IN AMERICA."
885
00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:31,642
LADIES?
886
00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:33,186
IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE?
887
00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:35,104
YEAH.
888
00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:35,104
NO.
889
00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:35,104
YES.
890
00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:37,231
SIR, NO, NO,
891
00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:37,231
THERE'S--THERE'S--
892
00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:37,231
THERE'S NO PROBLEM. I--
893
00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:40,193
(Chief)
894
00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:40,193
THESE ARE 2
895
00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:40,193
OF OUR V.I.P. GUESTS.
896
00:22:40,193 --> 00:22:43,237
ISSUE THEM KEYS.
897
00:22:40,193 --> 00:22:43,237
IMMEDIATELY, HMM?
898
00:22:43,237 --> 00:22:44,280
YES, SIR.
899
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:47,158
V.I.P.
900
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:47,158
LEARN YOUR ACRONYMS.
901
00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:50,744
WHAT A SWEETHEART.
902
00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:50,744
HERE YOU ARE.
903
00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:50,744
ENJOY YOUR STAY.
904
00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:55,208
HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU
905
00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:55,208
YOU LOOK JUST LIKE
906
00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:55,208
DENZEL WASHINGTON?
907
00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:56,667
[Chief tittering]
908
00:22:56,667 --> 00:23:00,963
YES, ACTUALLY I, UH, HAVE
909
00:22:56,667 --> 00:23:00,963
HEARD IT ONCE OR TWICE.
910
00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:06,468
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL
911
00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:06,468
CHOCOLATE MAN.
912
00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:07,720
[laughs]
913
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,763
BEAUTIFUL. OH MY GOD.
914
00:23:11,265 --> 00:23:13,767
OOH, THAT WAS CLOSE.
915
00:23:11,265 --> 00:23:13,767
YEAH.
916
00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:15,435
[chattter, exclaiming]
917
00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:17,897
ARE THEY WAVING AT US?
918
00:23:15,435 --> 00:23:17,897
I DON'T KNOW.
919
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:20,941
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
920
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:20,941
JUST ACT FRIENDLY.
921
00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:22,484
[girls hooting]
922
00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:24,362
MY GOD.
923
00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:28,949
HI.
924
00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:32,410
WELL, DON'T ACT
925
00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:32,410
LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW US.
926
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:37,499
KAREN? LISA? TORI?
927
00:23:37,499 --> 00:23:40,336
OH, MY GOD!
928
00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:41,628
UH, DUH!
929
00:23:41,628 --> 00:23:43,672
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
930
00:23:41,628 --> 00:23:43,672
IN FOREVER.
931
00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:45,632
IT'S ONLY BEEN
932
00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:45,632
A YEAR.
933
00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:47,843
DID YOU DO SOMETHING
934
00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:47,843
DIFFERENT TO YOUR HAIR?
935
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,636
NO.
936
00:23:49,636 --> 00:23:51,222
YOU GAIN WEIGHT?
937
00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:52,430
NO.
938
00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:55,351
I KNOW!
939
00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:55,351
YOU JUST HAD A BIRTHDAY.
940
00:23:56,434 --> 00:23:58,104
YEAH.
941
00:23:58,104 --> 00:24:00,606
TOTALLY. TOTAL FIRE SIGN.
942
00:23:58,104 --> 00:24:00,606
I KNEW IT.
943
00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:03,025
I TOTALLY KNEW IT.
944
00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:03,025
NO, WAIT A MINUTE.
945
00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:05,152
THERE IS DEFINITELY
946
00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:07,863
SOMETHING DIFFERENT
947
00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:07,863
ABOUT THE 2 OF YOU.
948
00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:11,951
[gasps]
949
00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:14,828
COLLAGEN.
950
00:24:15,746 --> 00:24:17,081
YEAH!
951
00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:20,293
YOU LITTLE WITCH.
952
00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:20,293
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
953
00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:22,044
DUH, IT'S TOTALLY OBVIOUS.
954
00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:25,172
YOUR LIPS WENT FROM
955
00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:25,172
CAMERON DIAZ TO JAY-Z.
956
00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:28,466
(Lisa)
957
00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:28,466
HEY.
958
00:24:28,466 --> 00:24:30,970
YOU GOT TALLER, TOO.
959
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:33,055
OH, UM,
960
00:24:33,055 --> 00:24:34,640
WE GOT OUR KNEES DONE.
961
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:35,891
[gasps]
962
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:38,185
YOU CAN DO THAT?
963
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:38,185
YOU CAN DO THAT?
964
00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:39,728
YOU SHOULD DO THAT!
965
00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:39,728
YES! YES!
966
00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:42,064
WELL, IT WAS REALLY GOOD
967
00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:42,064
SEEING YOU LADIES. BYE!
968
00:24:42,064 --> 00:24:43,441
SEE YOU LATER.
969
00:24:42,064 --> 00:24:43,441
EXCUSE ME.
970
00:24:43,441 --> 00:24:44,817
WHERE DO YOU THINK
971
00:24:43,441 --> 00:24:44,817
YOU'RE GOING?
972
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,902
UM, TO GO FRESHEN UP?
973
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,902
YEAH.
974
00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:49,280
THE HAMPTONS MAGAZINE
975
00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:49,280
RECEPTION JUST STARTED,
976
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:52,825
SO LET'S HIT IT.
977
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:52,825
[all chattering]
978
00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:55,077
♪ OH, IT'S MY LIFE ♪
979
00:24:55,077 --> 00:24:56,329
HEY, CHECK IT OUT.
980
00:24:56,329 --> 00:24:57,413
♪ DON'T YOU FORGET ♪
981
00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:59,373
ARE THOSE THE
982
00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:59,373
WILSON SISTERS?
983
00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:01,792
MORE LIKE
984
00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:01,792
THE WILT CHAMBERLAIN
985
00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:01,792
SISTERS.
986
00:25:01,792 --> 00:25:04,170
MAN, I NEVER NOTICED
987
00:25:01,792 --> 00:25:04,170
HOW BIG THEY ARE.
988
00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:07,089
BUT I'D STILL BONE!
989
00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:10,926
OH, MY GOD.
990
00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:10,926
THERE'S HEATH.
991
00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:12,011
HI.
992
00:25:13,804 --> 00:25:17,557
DUDE, ARE YOU HITTING
993
00:25:13,804 --> 00:25:17,557
KAREN GOOGLESTEIN,
994
00:25:13,804 --> 00:25:17,557
THE SOAP HEIRESS, TOO?
995
00:25:17,557 --> 00:25:19,601
HOW DO YOU KEEP
996
00:25:17,557 --> 00:25:19,601
THAT SHIT DANGLING?
997
00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:22,062
I KEEP TELLING HER
998
00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:22,062
I'M GOING TO BREAK UP
999
00:25:19,601 --> 00:25:22,062
WITH MY GIRL.
1000
00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:24,106
YOU BETTER HOPE
1001
00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:24,106
HEATHER DOESN'T FIND OUT.
1002
00:25:24,106 --> 00:25:25,983
SHE WON'T.
1003
00:25:25,983 --> 00:25:28,652
AT LEAST UNTIL
1004
00:25:25,983 --> 00:25:28,652
I WRAP UP THIS BIG DEAL
1005
00:25:25,983 --> 00:25:28,652
WITH HER FATHER.
1006
00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:30,196
(Heath)
1007
00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:30,196
HEY, MR. V!
1008
00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:35,951
AND LOOK,
1009
00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:35,951
THERE THEY ARE.
1010
00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:37,911
THE FEN-PHEN TWINS.
1011
00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:39,830
THEY'RE HOT.
1012
00:25:39,830 --> 00:25:43,667
WHAT, ARE YOU BLIND?
1013
00:25:39,830 --> 00:25:43,667
THAT'S HEATHER
1014
00:25:39,830 --> 00:25:43,667
AND MEGAN VANDERGELD.
1015
00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:46,753
YOUR SWORN ENEMIES
1016
00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:46,753
SINCE YOU WERE LIKE,
1017
00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:46,753
I DON'T KNOW, 8?
1018
00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:46,753
YEAH.
1019
00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:50,216
TOTALLY FORGOT.
1020
00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:50,216
DID I SAY HOT?
1021
00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:50,216
I MEANT NOT!
1022
00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:51,384
TOTALLY HATE THEM.
1023
00:25:51,384 --> 00:25:53,344
DID YOU GUYS
1024
00:25:51,384 --> 00:25:53,344
HEAR ABOUT MEGAN?
1025
00:25:53,344 --> 00:25:57,473
SHE GOT STOPPED
1026
00:25:53,344 --> 00:25:57,473
BY SECURITY AT SAKS
1027
00:25:53,344 --> 00:25:57,473
TRYING TO PULL A WINONA.
1028
00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:02,602
MEGAN.
1029
00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:02,602
HUH?
1030
00:26:02,602 --> 00:26:04,355
(Megan)
1031
00:26:02,602 --> 00:26:04,355
OH, GOD.
1032
00:26:04,355 --> 00:26:05,898
[giggling]
1033
00:26:04,355 --> 00:26:05,898
COME ON.
1034
00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:11,778
EXCUSE ME.
1035
00:26:11,778 --> 00:26:13,239
(Megan)
1036
00:26:11,778 --> 00:26:13,239
THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN.
1037
00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:14,948
MOVE.
1038
00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:19,453
LOOK WHO JUST FLEW IN
1039
00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:19,453
FROM THE SLUMS
1040
00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:19,453
OF BEVERLY HILLS.
1041
00:26:19,453 --> 00:26:21,830
IT'S THE BEVERLY
1042
00:26:19,453 --> 00:26:21,830
HO-BILLIES!
1043
00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:24,041
[people chattering]
1044
00:26:24,041 --> 00:26:27,753
SQUEEZE ME?
1045
00:26:24,041 --> 00:26:27,753
OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T!
1046
00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:29,671
(Marcus)
1047
00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:29,671
I'M SORRY, BUT, UH,
1048
00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:31,298
WE JUST SAW
1049
00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:31,298
YOUR NEW VIDEO.
1050
00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:33,717
YEAH, THEY HAD A SCREENING
1051
00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:33,717
OVER AT SAKS 5TH AVENUE--
1052
00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:35,969
IN THE SECURITY OFFICE.
1053
00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:37,513
[both laughing]
1054
00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:39,473
A KLEPT-HO-MANIAC.
1055
00:26:39,473 --> 00:26:40,516
[both giggling]
1056
00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:43,936
YOUR MOTHER
1057
00:26:41,767 --> 00:26:43,936
SHOPS AT SAKS.
1058
00:26:44,895 --> 00:26:47,398
WHAT?
1059
00:26:47,398 --> 00:26:49,400
[both hissing]
1060
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:52,736
OH, MY GOD. YOU WANT TO
1061
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:52,736
TALK ABOUT MOTHERS?
1062
00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:54,363
[both exclaiming]
1063
00:26:54,363 --> 00:26:57,908
(Kevin)
1064
00:26:54,363 --> 00:26:57,908
OH, YOU WANT TO
1065
00:26:54,363 --> 00:26:57,908
TALK ABOUT MOTHERS.
1066
00:26:57,908 --> 00:27:00,160
IT'S MOTHER TIME. OK.
1067
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:04,123
YOUR MOTHER'S SO DUMB
1068
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:04,123
SHE WENT TO DR. DRE
1069
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:04,123
FOR A PAP SMEAR!
1070
00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:07,460
"SOMETHING'S WRONG, DR. DRE.
1071
00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:07,460
MY COOCHIE'S
1072
00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:07,460
DOIN' A BEATBOX!"
1073
00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:10,670
♪[immitating rap beat]
1074
00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:10,670
YEAH? WELL,
1075
00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:10,670
YOUR MOTHER IS SO STUPID,
1076
00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:13,924
SHE EXERCISES WHEN
1077
00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:13,924
SHE COULD JUST GET, LIKE,
1078
00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:13,924
LIPOSUCTION OR SOMETHING.
1079
00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:16,218
YEAH.
1080
00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:16,218
YOUR MOTHER'S SO OLD
1081
00:27:16,218 --> 00:27:18,095
THAT HER BREAST MILK
1082
00:27:16,218 --> 00:27:18,095
IS POWDERED!
1083
00:27:18,095 --> 00:27:20,556
YOU BREAST-FEED
1084
00:27:18,095 --> 00:27:20,556
LIKE THIS.
1085
00:27:20,556 --> 00:27:21,932
[all laughing]
1086
00:27:21,932 --> 00:27:24,602
YOUR MOTHER
1087
00:27:21,932 --> 00:27:24,602
IS SO, LIKE...
1088
00:27:24,602 --> 00:27:26,562
SHE'S SO...
1089
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:30,065
MEGAN, YOU GO.
1090
00:27:30,065 --> 00:27:31,817
YOUR MOTHER IS SO STUPID
1091
00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:34,320
THAT SHE GOES TO
1092
00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:34,320
BARNEYS ROOFTOP DECK
1093
00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:34,320
RESTAURANT FOR LUNCH
1094
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:37,990
AND ORDERS A NICOISE SALAD AND
1095
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:37,990
CALLS IT A "NI-KOISE" SALAD.
1096
00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:40,242
"NI-KOISE" SALAD, RIGHT?
1097
00:27:40,242 --> 00:27:42,411
YOUR MOTHER'S ASS
1098
00:27:40,242 --> 00:27:42,411
IS SO HAIRY,
1099
00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:44,913
IT LOOKS LIKE DON KING'S
1100
00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:44,913
ABOUT TO POP OUT AND SAY,
1101
00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:46,748
"ONLY IN AMERICA!"
1102
00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:48,792
YOUR MOTHER'S SO STUPID
1103
00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:52,796
THAT SHE GOES INTO GUCCI
1104
00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:52,796
AND SHE TRIES TO BUY,
1105
00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:52,796
LIKE, FENDI AND STUFF.
1106
00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:55,048
MEGAN, HEATHER.
1107
00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:55,048
COME ON NOW, GIRLS.
1108
00:27:55,048 --> 00:27:56,967
IS THIS ANY WAY TO SPEAK
1109
00:27:55,048 --> 00:27:56,967
TO YOUR PARTY GUESTS?
1110
00:27:56,967 --> 00:28:00,012
(Warren)
1111
00:27:56,967 --> 00:28:00,012
WOW! BRITTANY
1112
00:27:56,967 --> 00:28:00,012
AND TIFFANY WILSON.
1113
00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:02,640
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
1114
00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:02,640
SINCE YOU WERE...
1115
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,016
SMALLER.
1116
00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:07,019
YEAH. WELL,
1117
00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:07,019
WE'RE ALL GROWN UP NOW.
1118
00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:08,937
YEAH,
1119
00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:08,937
I CAN SEE THAT.
1120
00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:12,065
LADIES, I FULLY EXPECT
1121
00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:12,065
TO SEE YOU LATER
1122
00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:12,065
AT THE WHITE PARTY.
1123
00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:14,860
I THINK IT'S GONNA
1124
00:28:12,065 --> 00:28:14,860
BE THE BEST ONE EVER.
1125
00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:16,612
WE'LL BE THERE.
1126
00:28:16,612 --> 00:28:17,946
TAKE CARE. BYE.
1127
00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:20,199
BYE, MR. V.
1128
00:28:17,946 --> 00:28:20,199
GOOD SEEING YOU AGAIN.
1129
00:28:21,699 --> 00:28:23,452
THIS ISN'T OVER YET.
1130
00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:26,372
THIS IS A LONG WEEKEND.
1131
00:28:26,372 --> 00:28:29,041
YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK.
1132
00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:31,335
[snapping fingers]
1133
00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:31,335
LADIES.
1134
00:28:31,335 --> 00:28:33,504
WHATEVER.
1135
00:28:33,504 --> 00:28:37,090
I CAN'T BELIEVE
1136
00:28:33,504 --> 00:28:37,090
YOU GUYS JUST DID THAT
1137
00:28:33,504 --> 00:28:37,090
TO THE VANDERGELDS.
1138
00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:40,219
YOU KNOW, THEY COULD
1139
00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:40,219
TAKE YOU OFF
1140
00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:40,219
THE SCENE JUST LIKE THAT.
1141
00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:44,306
YEAH, BUT IT WAS
1142
00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:44,306
SO COOL, YOU GUYS.
1143
00:28:44,306 --> 00:28:45,849
SO COOL!
1144
00:28:45,849 --> 00:28:47,518
[girls giggling]
1145
00:28:47,518 --> 00:28:49,520
ISN'T THAT DENISE PORTER
1146
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,605
FROM NEW YORK 1 NEWS?
1147
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:51,605
(Tori) YEAH.
1148
00:28:51,605 --> 00:28:54,358
I'M WORKING ON GETTING YOU
1149
00:28:51,605 --> 00:28:54,358
AN INTERVIEW WITH HER.
1150
00:28:54,358 --> 00:28:55,984
GREAT FOR YOUR IMAGE.
1151
00:28:55,984 --> 00:28:59,196
I THINK I'M GONNA GO OVER THERE
1152
00:28:55,984 --> 00:28:59,196
AND INTRODUCE MYSELF.
1153
00:28:59,196 --> 00:29:01,114
DO YOU THINK
1154
00:28:59,196 --> 00:29:01,114
NOW'S A GOOD TIME?
1155
00:29:01,114 --> 00:29:02,782
ACTUALLY,
1156
00:29:01,114 --> 00:29:02,782
IT'S A PERFECT TIME.
1157
00:29:02,782 --> 00:29:03,992
WOULDN'T WANT TO
1158
00:29:02,782 --> 00:29:03,992
MISS A PHOTO OP.
1159
00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:05,619
[grunting]
1160
00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:05,619
NEVER THAT.
1161
00:29:05,619 --> 00:29:07,204
SEE YOU LATER.
1162
00:29:05,619 --> 00:29:07,204
HAVE FUN.
1163
00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:08,914
WHAT'S WRONG, HONEY?
1164
00:29:07,204 --> 00:29:08,914
DID YOU JUST GET CRAMPS?
1165
00:29:08,914 --> 00:29:10,916
YEAH.
1166
00:29:08,914 --> 00:29:10,916
DO YOU NEED A TAMP?
1167
00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:13,001
HEATING PAD?
1168
00:29:13,001 --> 00:29:14,127
HORS D'OEUVRES?
1169
00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:16,714
OH, THANK YOU,
1170
00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:16,714
WOLFGANG PACO.
1171
00:29:16,714 --> 00:29:18,048
HMM.
1172
00:29:18,048 --> 00:29:20,426
WOULD YOU GIVE THAT
1173
00:29:18,048 --> 00:29:20,426
TO BABY? THANK YOU.
1174
00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:22,010
BYE, CHICO.
1175
00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:22,010
BON APPETIT.
1176
00:29:22,010 --> 00:29:23,721
VAMONOS.
1177
00:29:23,721 --> 00:29:25,055
(Lisa)
1178
00:29:23,721 --> 00:29:25,055
I'LL HAVE ONE.
1179
00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:28,141
[in male voice]
1180
00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:28,141
HI, MY NAME IS--
1181
00:29:28,141 --> 00:29:30,394
BRITTANY WILSON, OF COURSE.
1182
00:29:30,394 --> 00:29:33,772
[in female voice]
1183
00:29:30,394 --> 00:29:33,772
YEAH. HOW'D YOU KNOW?
1184
00:29:30,394 --> 00:29:33,772
BRITTANY WILSON. YEAH!
1185
00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:35,649
WELL, IT'S MY JOB TO KNOW.
1186
00:29:35,649 --> 00:29:38,611
BESIDES, YOUR PUBLICIST,
1187
00:29:35,649 --> 00:29:38,611
TORI, HAS BEEN CALLING ME
1188
00:29:35,649 --> 00:29:38,611
NON-STOP
1189
00:29:38,611 --> 00:29:40,320
ABOUT SETTING UP
1190
00:29:38,611 --> 00:29:40,320
AN INTERVIEW WITH YOU.
1191
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,948
WELL, IF I WOULD'VE KNOWN
1192
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,948
YOU WERE SO BEAUTIFUL,
1193
00:29:42,948 --> 00:29:45,075
I PROBABLY WOULD'VE
1194
00:29:42,948 --> 00:29:45,075
CALLED YOU MYSELF.
1195
00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:48,828
WELL, IF I WASN'T MISTAKEN,
1196
00:29:48,828 --> 00:29:51,206
I'D THINK YOU WERE FLIRTING
1197
00:29:48,828 --> 00:29:51,206
WITH ME, MISS WILSON.
1198
00:29:52,750 --> 00:29:57,170
ME? FLIRTING WITH YOU?
1199
00:29:52,750 --> 00:29:57,170
A GIRL? NEVER.
1200
00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:58,464
[cackling]
1201
00:29:58,464 --> 00:30:00,758
SORRY, HONEY.
1202
00:29:58,464 --> 00:30:00,758
I DON'T EAT SUSHI.
1203
00:30:00,758 --> 00:30:03,135
STRICTLY BEEF.
1204
00:30:00,758 --> 00:30:03,135
(laughs)
1205
00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,596
BOY, YOU'RE REALLY STRONG,
1206
00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,596
AREN'T YOU?
1207
00:30:05,596 --> 00:30:07,264
IT'S FROM ALL THAT PROTEIN.
1208
00:30:07,264 --> 00:30:09,099
[laughing]
1209
00:30:09,099 --> 00:30:13,562
OH, MY GOD.
1210
00:30:09,099 --> 00:30:13,562
THESE ARE DELICIOUS.
1211
00:30:13,562 --> 00:30:16,356
YOU MIGHT WANT TO SLOW DOWN
1212
00:30:13,562 --> 00:30:16,356
ON THE CHEESE.
1213
00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:21,987
YOU MEAN, THERE'S CHEESE,
1214
00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:21,987
AS IN DAIRY CHEESE?
1215
00:30:21,987 --> 00:30:25,365
YEAH. UNLESS YOU KNOW
1216
00:30:21,987 --> 00:30:25,365
ANOTHER WAY TO MAKE QUICHE.
1217
00:30:25,365 --> 00:30:27,284
[all laughing]
1218
00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:33,457
[stomach growling]
1219
00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:33,457
UH, LADIES, I--I THINK I GOT
1220
00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:33,457
TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
1221
00:30:33,457 --> 00:30:35,083
OH, GOOD. WE'LL COME WITH.
1222
00:30:33,457 --> 00:30:35,083
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
1223
00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:37,294
I--I CAN HANDLE IT MYSELF.
1224
00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:37,294
THANK YOU, THOUGH.
1225
00:30:37,294 --> 00:30:40,756
LIKE WE'RE GOING
1226
00:30:37,294 --> 00:30:40,756
TO LET YOU GO ALONE.
1227
00:30:37,294 --> 00:30:40,756
YEAH, COME ON.
1228
00:30:40,756 --> 00:30:42,882
TIME FOR TOUCHUPS ANYWAY.
1229
00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:45,803
MOVE, BITCH.
1230
00:30:49,723 --> 00:30:51,600
[groaning]
1231
00:30:53,477 --> 00:30:55,145
OH, GOD.
1232
00:30:57,897 --> 00:30:58,982
[farting]
1233
00:30:58,982 --> 00:31:00,359
[Marcus moaning]
1234
00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:02,068
[Marcus panting]
1235
00:31:02,068 --> 00:31:03,320
OH, MY GOD, YOU GUYS.
1236
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,364
HEATH IS HERE.
1237
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,364
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
1238
00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:07,282
KAREN, I DON'T UNDERSTAND
1239
00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:07,282
WHAT YOU SEE IN HIM.
1240
00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:09,827
HE'S AN OUT-OF-WORK ACTOR
1241
00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:09,827
LIVING IN A SHARE HOUSE.
1242
00:31:09,827 --> 00:31:12,287
AND HE DRIVES
1243
00:31:09,827 --> 00:31:12,287
A 3-SERIES B.M.W.
1244
00:31:12,287 --> 00:31:13,455
[farting]
1245
00:31:13,455 --> 00:31:15,541
[Marcus groaning]
1246
00:31:15,541 --> 00:31:17,167
YOU KNOW, TORI,
1247
00:31:15,541 --> 00:31:17,167
I REALLY THINK
1248
00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:19,211
THAT YOU NEED TO CUT HEATH
1249
00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:19,211
A LITTLE BIT OF SLACK, OK?
1250
00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:21,588
BECAUSE HIS AUNT DIED
1251
00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:21,588
3 YEARS AGO AND HE REALLY
1252
00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:21,588
NEEDS NEW HEADSHOTS.
1253
00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:24,216
HE'S JUST GOING THROUGH
1254
00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:24,216
A REALLY ROUGH TIME
1255
00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:24,216
RIGHT NOW. OK?
1256
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:26,092
[Marcus farting,
1257
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:26,092
groaning]
1258
00:31:31,765 --> 00:31:33,975
[farting]
1259
00:31:31,765 --> 00:31:33,975
YOU OK?
1260
00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:35,853
[continues farting]
1261
00:31:35,853 --> 00:31:37,896
EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT
1262
00:31:35,853 --> 00:31:37,896
IN THERE?
1263
00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:42,317
IT'S FINE. SHIT.
1264
00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:45,487
TIFF, WE'RE JUST
1265
00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:45,487
GOING TO MEET
1266
00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:45,487
YOU OUTSIDE. OK?
1267
00:31:45,487 --> 00:31:46,780
[farting]
1268
00:31:46,780 --> 00:31:48,323
OK.
1269
00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:52,619
LOVE YOU.
1270
00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:54,079
[groaning]
1271
00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:58,291
MAN, IT MAY BE SUMMERTIME
1272
00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:58,291
IN THE HAMPTONS,
1273
00:31:58,291 --> 00:32:02,921
BUT IT IS SNOWING
1274
00:31:58,291 --> 00:32:02,921
UP IN HERE.
1275
00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:06,091
TONY, HAND ME MY BOOTS
1276
00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:06,091
BECAUSE I'M ABOUT
1277
00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:06,091
TO GO SKIING.
1278
00:32:06,091 --> 00:32:07,217
[exclaims]
1279
00:32:07,217 --> 00:32:09,261
GREAT GAME LAST NIGHT,
1280
00:32:07,217 --> 00:32:09,261
LATRELL.
1281
00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:11,388
THAT'S WHAT
1282
00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:11,388
I DO, BABY.
1283
00:32:11,388 --> 00:32:14,140
[people chattering]
1284
00:32:18,144 --> 00:32:20,272
NOW THAT'S WHAT
1285
00:32:18,144 --> 00:32:20,272
I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.
1286
00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:26,528
A WHITE GIRL WITH
1287
00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:26,528
A BLACK GIRL'S ASS.
1288
00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:28,447
I'M TAKIN'
1289
00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:28,447
THAT HOME TO MAMA.
1290
00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:30,532
OHH.
1291
00:32:30,532 --> 00:32:32,701
PARDON ME.
1292
00:32:32,701 --> 00:32:35,203
SANTA MUST'VE COME
1293
00:32:32,701 --> 00:32:35,203
EARLY THIS YEAR,
1294
00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:38,457
BECAUSE YOU WERE FIRST
1295
00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:38,457
ON MY CHRISTMAS LIST.
1296
00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:39,875
OOH, THERE IT IS,
1297
00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:39,875
RIGHT THERE.
1298
00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:44,588
I WANT TO KNOW.
1299
00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:44,588
ARE YOU NAUGHTY OR NICE?
1300
00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:48,425
SORRY,
1301
00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:48,425
I'M NOT INTERESTED.
1302
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,512
I'LL TAKE THAT
1303
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:52,512
AS NAUGHTY.
1304
00:32:52,512 --> 00:32:54,097
NAUGHTY.
1305
00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:55,974
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY:
1306
00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:59,937
"ONCE YOU GO BLACK,
1307
00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:59,937
YOU'RE GOING TO
1308
00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:59,937
NEED A WHEELCHAIR."
1309
00:32:59,937 --> 00:33:01,271
HEY, LATRELL.
1310
00:33:01,271 --> 00:33:03,565
I HAD A GREAT TIME LAST NIGHT.
1311
00:33:04,608 --> 00:33:06,109
TONY.
1312
00:33:06,109 --> 00:33:07,486
OK, CALL ME LATER.
1313
00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:08,737
AS I WAS SAYIN'...
1314
00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:08,737
YEAH.
1315
00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:10,238
LOOK, KING KONG.
1316
00:33:10,238 --> 00:33:12,950
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOU
1317
00:33:10,238 --> 00:33:12,950
AND YOUR 1980 PICKUP LINES,
1318
00:33:12,950 --> 00:33:15,243
CLIMB ALL THE UP TO THE TOP
1319
00:33:12,950 --> 00:33:15,243
OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING,
1320
00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:16,745
BEAT ON YOUR BIG
1321
00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:16,745
OLD MONKEY CHEST,
1322
00:33:16,745 --> 00:33:19,247
AND THEN JUMP OFF?
1323
00:33:16,745 --> 00:33:19,247
EXCUSE ME.
1324
00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:21,541
NOW, NOW, HOLD UP,
1325
00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:21,541
HOLD ON NOW. I'LL GET THE--
1326
00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:23,585
GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME, MAN.
1327
00:33:23,585 --> 00:33:26,379
[groaning]
1328
00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:28,966
SHE DON'T KNOW IT YET,
1329
00:33:28,966 --> 00:33:31,134
OH, BUT THAT'S WIFEY
1330
00:33:28,966 --> 00:33:31,134
RIGHT THERE.
1331
00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:33,512
HELLO, EVERYBODY.
1332
00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:33,512
FOR JUST ONE SECOND.
1333
00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:36,598
I'M WARREN VANDERGELD.
1334
00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:36,598
I'M SURE MOST OF YOU KNOW ME,
1335
00:33:36,598 --> 00:33:39,476
AND I JUST WANT TO REMIND YOU
1336
00:33:36,598 --> 00:33:39,476
THAT TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT.
1337
00:33:39,476 --> 00:33:43,480
THE VANDERGELD FOUNDATION'S
1338
00:33:39,476 --> 00:33:43,480
ANNUAL CHARITY AUCTION.
1339
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:46,274
[people cheering]
1340
00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:48,193
SO BRING YOUR CHECKBOOK,
1341
00:33:48,193 --> 00:33:51,571
DRESS TO IMPRESS,
1342
00:33:48,193 --> 00:33:51,571
AND WE'LL SEE YOU
1343
00:33:48,193 --> 00:33:51,571
THERE. HAVE FUN.
1344
00:33:51,571 --> 00:33:53,114
OK, OK.
1345
00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:55,575
SO WHAT ARE YOU
1346
00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:55,575
GOING TO WEAR?
1347
00:33:55,575 --> 00:33:57,202
UH, THIS?
1348
00:33:58,787 --> 00:34:01,498
[all laughing]
1349
00:34:01,498 --> 00:34:03,625
(Tori)
1350
00:34:01,498 --> 00:34:03,625
YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
1351
00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:05,043
[clears throat]
1352
00:34:03,625 --> 00:34:05,043
OK.
1353
00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:06,962
LADIES, YOU KNOW
1354
00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:06,962
WHAT THIS MEANS.
1355
00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:09,548
(all)
1356
00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:09,548
SHOPPING!
1357
00:34:11,466 --> 00:34:13,385
(both)
1358
00:34:11,466 --> 00:34:13,385
SHOPPING.
1359
00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:15,261
(male radio announcer)
1360
00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:15,261
AND NOW,
1361
00:34:15,261 --> 00:34:17,764
THE NUMBER-ONE
1362
00:34:15,261 --> 00:34:17,764
MOST REQUESTED SONG
1363
00:34:15,261 --> 00:34:17,764
ON W.Q.Q.R...
1364
00:34:17,764 --> 00:34:19,182
♪[A Thousand Miles
1365
00:34:17,764 --> 00:34:19,182
by Vanessa Carlton playing]
1366
00:34:19,182 --> 00:34:21,018
OH, MY GOD!
1367
00:34:19,182 --> 00:34:21,018
IT'S OUR JAM!
1368
00:34:21,018 --> 00:34:23,061
THIS IS OUR JAM.
1369
00:34:21,018 --> 00:34:23,061
THIS IS OUR JAM, LADIES.
1370
00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:24,396
COME ON.
1371
00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:24,396
OH, MY GOD.
1372
00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:25,522
READY?
1373
00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:25,522
YES.
1374
00:34:25,522 --> 00:34:27,315
5, 6, 7, 8...
1375
00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:30,360
(all)
1376
00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:30,360
♪ MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN,
1377
00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:30,360
WALKING FAST ♪
1378
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,612
♪ FACES PASS
1379
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,612
AND I'M HOMEBOUND ♪
1380
00:34:32,612 --> 00:34:34,489
♪[humming]
1381
00:34:34,489 --> 00:34:37,158
♪[humming]
1382
00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:39,160
♪ STARING BLANKLY AHEAD ♪
1383
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:40,746
♪ JUST MAKING MY WAY ♪
1384
00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:44,541
♪ MAKING A WAY
1385
00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:44,541
THROUGH THE CROWD ♪
1386
00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:47,460
TAKE IT, TIFF AND BRITT.
1387
00:34:44,541 --> 00:34:47,460
THIS IS YOUR VERSE.
1388
00:34:47,460 --> 00:34:50,047
♪ INTO THE SKY ♪
1389
00:34:50,047 --> 00:34:51,715
[both muttering]
1390
00:34:51,715 --> 00:34:54,467
♪ DO YOU THINK TIME
1391
00:34:51,715 --> 00:34:54,467
WOULD PASS ME BY ♪
1392
00:34:54,467 --> 00:35:00,139
♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW I'D WALK
1393
00:34:54,467 --> 00:35:00,139
A THOUSAND MILES ♪
1394
00:35:00,139 --> 00:35:04,811
♪ IF I COULD JUST SEE YOU ♪
1395
00:35:04,811 --> 00:35:06,813
♪ TOMORROW-- ♪
1396
00:35:04,811 --> 00:35:06,813
♪ TONIGHT ♪
1397
00:35:06,813 --> 00:35:08,899
SORRY, C-MINUS.
1398
00:35:08,899 --> 00:35:10,483
♪ THE REALEST NIGGA ♪
1399
00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:11,777
WHOO!
1400
00:35:11,777 --> 00:35:14,112
THAT'S HOT.
1401
00:35:11,777 --> 00:35:14,112
TOTALLY HOT.
1402
00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:15,614
♪ FEEL THAT NIGGA ♪
1403
00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:16,949
[music stops]
1404
00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:16,949
GUYS!
1405
00:35:16,949 --> 00:35:19,534
I CAN'T BELIEVE
1406
00:35:16,949 --> 00:35:19,534
THAT YOU JUST SAID THAT.
1407
00:35:19,534 --> 00:35:21,703
SAID WHAT?
1408
00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:23,538
THE "N" WORD.
1409
00:35:25,457 --> 00:35:28,293
UH....SO?
1410
00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:31,421
NOBODY'S AROUND.
1411
00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:31,421
YEAH.
1412
00:35:34,674 --> 00:35:36,217
♪ REALEST NIGGA ♪
1413
00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:38,637
(all)
1414
00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:38,637
♪ 50 CENT AND B.I.G.
1415
00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:38,637
MY NIGGA ♪
1416
00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:41,139
♪ DON'T TRY TO ACT LIKE
1417
00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:41,139
YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE A NIGGA ♪
1418
00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:42,808
♪ BIGGIE YO NIGGA,
1419
00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:42,808
50 YO NIGGA ♪
1420
00:35:42,808 --> 00:35:44,392
♪ SQUEEZE THE TRIGGA'
1421
00:35:42,808 --> 00:35:44,392
LEAVE A NIGGA FO' SHO ♪
1422
00:35:44,392 --> 00:35:47,604
[singing, laughing]
1423
00:35:51,608 --> 00:35:53,110
WHOA.
1424
00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:57,948
PANTIES!
1425
00:35:57,948 --> 00:35:59,074
AWW!
1426
00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:03,453
BUSH!
1427
00:36:00,533 --> 00:36:03,453
AW, NICE!
1428
00:36:06,331 --> 00:36:08,125
BALL!
1429
00:36:06,331 --> 00:36:08,125
BALLS!
1430
00:36:08,125 --> 00:36:11,044
OHH! I'M GONNA
1431
00:36:08,125 --> 00:36:11,044
THROW UP!
1432
00:36:11,044 --> 00:36:13,254
LADIES, CAN I HELP YOU?
1433
00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:15,423
YES, ACTUALLY.
1434
00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:15,423
I NEED SOMETHING
1435
00:36:13,254 --> 00:36:15,423
FOR MY FRIEND.
1436
00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:19,636
SOMETHING THAT SAYS,
1437
00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:19,636
"I'M NOT A WHORE, BUT
1438
00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:19,636
I'M NOT A VIRGIN EITHER."
1439
00:36:19,636 --> 00:36:22,014
I'VE GOT JUST THE THING.
1440
00:36:19,636 --> 00:36:22,014
COME.
1441
00:36:23,306 --> 00:36:24,766
WHAT ABOUT YOU, BRITTANY?
1442
00:36:24,766 --> 00:36:26,643
OH, NO, THANK YOU,
1443
00:36:24,766 --> 00:36:26,643
SWEETIE. I'M FINE.
1444
00:36:26,643 --> 00:36:28,353
OH, GOOD.
1445
00:36:26,643 --> 00:36:28,353
YOU CAN HELP ME. COME ON.
1446
00:36:28,353 --> 00:36:30,856
ME?
1447
00:36:28,353 --> 00:36:30,856
YEAH, COME ON, WE'RE GIRLS.
1448
00:36:28,353 --> 00:36:30,856
IT'S WHAT WE DO.
1449
00:36:31,940 --> 00:36:34,651
OH, GOD. WHAT THE--
1450
00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:38,071
[grunting]
1451
00:36:38,071 --> 00:36:40,073
[cell phone ringing]
1452
00:36:38,071 --> 00:36:40,073
OH--
1453
00:36:43,284 --> 00:36:45,078
OH, COME ON.
1454
00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:51,668
HELLO?
1455
00:36:51,668 --> 00:36:53,378
HI, BABY.
1456
00:36:53,378 --> 00:36:54,671
HEY, WHAT'S UP, BABY?
1457
00:36:54,671 --> 00:36:56,339
WELL,
1458
00:36:54,671 --> 00:36:56,339
I'M GETTING MY HAIR DONE,
1459
00:36:56,339 --> 00:36:58,758
AND I WAS THINKING
1460
00:36:56,339 --> 00:36:58,758
THAT WE COULD GO THE MOVIES.
1461
00:36:58,758 --> 00:37:00,635
HOW'S THAT SOUND?
1462
00:36:58,758 --> 00:37:00,635
UH...
1463
00:37:00,635 --> 00:37:03,013
I'M BACK!
1464
00:37:00,635 --> 00:37:03,013
WHO IS THAT?
1465
00:37:03,013 --> 00:37:06,725
OOH, YOU'RE NEVER GOING
1466
00:37:03,013 --> 00:37:06,725
TO GET THAT BIG OLD HEAD
1467
00:37:03,013 --> 00:37:06,725
IN THIS TINY HOLE.
1468
00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:09,268
HERE, LET ME HELP YOU.
1469
00:37:06,725 --> 00:37:09,268
HOLD ON.
1470
00:37:09,268 --> 00:37:10,937
I'LL HOLD IT OPEN
1471
00:37:09,268 --> 00:37:10,937
WHILE YOU PUT IT IN.
1472
00:37:10,937 --> 00:37:12,271
OK.
1473
00:37:10,937 --> 00:37:12,271
OK?
1474
00:37:12,271 --> 00:37:15,567
WHAT IS SHE HOLDING OPEN?
1475
00:37:12,271 --> 00:37:15,567
MARCUS?
1476
00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:18,070
PUSH IT. PUSH IT.
1477
00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:18,070
IT'S ALMOST IN.
1478
00:37:18,070 --> 00:37:19,988
WHAT IS ALMOST IN?
1479
00:37:18,070 --> 00:37:19,988
MARCUS.
1480
00:37:19,988 --> 00:37:23,075
[both moaning]
1481
00:37:23,075 --> 00:37:26,828
MARCUS ANTHONY COPELAND II,
1482
00:37:23,075 --> 00:37:26,828
YOU BETTER ANSWER ME
1483
00:37:23,075 --> 00:37:26,828
RIGHT NOW.
1484
00:37:26,828 --> 00:37:29,372
[both exclaiming]
1485
00:37:26,828 --> 00:37:29,372
IT'S SO TIGHT.
1486
00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:31,124
TIGHT?!
1487
00:37:31,124 --> 00:37:33,085
THE ONLY THING'S
1488
00:37:31,124 --> 00:37:33,085
THAT'S GOING TO BE TIGHT
1489
00:37:33,085 --> 00:37:35,587
IS MY FOOT DOWN YOUR THROAT.
1490
00:37:33,085 --> 00:37:35,587
YOU BETTER ANSWER ME!
1491
00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:37,422
IT'S A PERFECT FIT.
1492
00:37:41,218 --> 00:37:42,761
I CAN'T BELIEVE
1493
00:37:41,218 --> 00:37:42,761
WHAT I JUST HEARD.
1494
00:37:42,761 --> 00:37:43,887
I TOLD YOU.
1495
00:37:43,887 --> 00:37:47,265
[panting]
1496
00:37:43,887 --> 00:37:47,265
I'M EXHAUSTED.
1497
00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:51,061
GINA. DAMN. HELLO?
1498
00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:51,061
BABY? HELLO?
1499
00:38:06,159 --> 00:38:07,744
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1500
00:38:07,744 --> 00:38:12,999
THAT LOOKS SO SEXY.
1501
00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:14,251
[gasps]
1502
00:38:15,543 --> 00:38:17,754
ARE YOU KIDDING?
1503
00:38:17,754 --> 00:38:21,633
"HI. I'M CELLULITE SALLY.
1504
00:38:17,754 --> 00:38:21,633
LOOK AT MY HUGE BEDONKEY."
1505
00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:24,886
OH. "AND DON'T FORGET
1506
00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:24,886
ABOUT ME. I'M BACK FAT BETTY."
1507
00:38:24,886 --> 00:38:26,263
NOW WHO COULD HAVE SAID THAT?
1508
00:38:26,263 --> 00:38:30,225
OH, YEAH, IT'S TINA
1509
00:38:26,263 --> 00:38:30,225
THE TALKING TUMMY.
1510
00:38:30,225 --> 00:38:32,894
I CAN'T EVEN
1511
00:38:30,225 --> 00:38:32,894
WEAR A SHORT SKIRT
1512
00:38:32,894 --> 00:38:36,522
AND A TOP WITHOUT
1513
00:38:32,894 --> 00:38:36,522
LOOKING LIKE A FAT PIG!
1514
00:38:36,522 --> 00:38:38,441
WELL, CALM DOWN.
1515
00:38:36,522 --> 00:38:38,441
I'LL GO SEE IF THERE'S
1516
00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:40,652
SOMETHING ELSE OUT THERE
1517
00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:40,652
FOR YOU. OK?
1518
00:38:42,112 --> 00:38:44,156
[grunting]
1519
00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:47,533
DO YOU THINK
1520
00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:47,533
HEATH WILL...
1521
00:38:47,533 --> 00:38:50,369
DO YOU NEED HELP?
1522
00:38:47,533 --> 00:38:50,369
UM...
1523
00:38:50,369 --> 00:38:52,371
I THINK I NEED A BIGGER SIZE.
1524
00:38:52,371 --> 00:38:54,373
HONEY, YOU NEVER NEED
1525
00:38:52,371 --> 00:38:54,373
A BIGGER SIZE.
1526
00:38:54,373 --> 00:38:57,919
COME HERE.
1527
00:38:54,373 --> 00:38:57,919
LET ME SHOW YOU
1528
00:38:54,373 --> 00:38:57,919
A LITTLE TRICK.
1529
00:38:57,919 --> 00:39:00,713
BRACE YOURSELF.
1530
00:38:57,919 --> 00:39:00,713
SUCK IT IN.
1531
00:39:00,713 --> 00:39:03,258
OOH!
1532
00:39:00,713 --> 00:39:03,258
SQUEEZE THOSE CHEEKS,
1533
00:39:00,713 --> 00:39:03,258
SISTER.
1534
00:39:03,258 --> 00:39:05,885
SUCK IT IN.
1535
00:39:03,258 --> 00:39:05,885
COME ON. WORK WITH ME.
1536
00:39:05,885 --> 00:39:09,139
[grunting]
1537
00:39:05,885 --> 00:39:09,139
DON'T GIVE UP ON ME.
1538
00:39:05,885 --> 00:39:09,139
YOU CAN DO THIS.
1539
00:39:09,139 --> 00:39:11,016
SUCK IT IN.
1540
00:39:11,016 --> 00:39:12,267
[squealing]
1541
00:39:12,267 --> 00:39:14,894
NOW THAT LOOKS TOTALLY CUTE.
1542
00:39:14,894 --> 00:39:16,688
OH, MY GOD! ARE YOU KIDDING?
1543
00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:21,318
"HI, I'M CARNIE WILSON BEFORE
1544
00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:21,318
MY GASTRIC BYPASS SURGERY."
1545
00:39:21,318 --> 00:39:23,862
WELL, WHAT ABOUT THIS?
1546
00:39:21,318 --> 00:39:23,862
THIS GOES WITH
1547
00:39:21,318 --> 00:39:23,862
YOUR SKIN TONE.
1548
00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:27,699
SOMEBODY THROW SHAMU
1549
00:39:23,862 --> 00:39:27,699
BACK IN THE OCEAN!
1550
00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:31,077
OK, OK, LET ME GET YOU
1551
00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:31,077
SOMETHING ELSE. OK?
1552
00:39:31,077 --> 00:39:32,495
[zipping]
1553
00:39:31,077 --> 00:39:32,495
OHHH!
1554
00:39:32,495 --> 00:39:33,621
HOWS THAT?
1555
00:39:33,621 --> 00:39:38,084
I CAN'T BREATHE.
1556
00:39:38,084 --> 00:39:40,378
HONEY, THIS IS JUST
1557
00:39:38,084 --> 00:39:40,378
NOT GOING TO WORK.
1558
00:39:38,084 --> 00:39:40,378
I'M SORRY.
1559
00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:43,506
WELL, OF COURSE NOT.
1560
00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:43,506
YOU'RE WEARING
1561
00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:43,506
THE WRONG UNDERWEAR.
1562
00:39:43,506 --> 00:39:45,050
[screaming]
1563
00:39:46,218 --> 00:39:47,886
IS THAT BETTER?
1564
00:39:49,012 --> 00:39:51,556
I CAN TASTE THE LEATHER.
1565
00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:52,640
OK, YOU NEED A PAIR
1566
00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:52,640
OF HOT SHOES.
1567
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,060
WHAT SIZE
1568
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,060
DO YOU WEAR AGAIN?
1569
00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:57,020
[mumbling]
1570
00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:57,020
14.
1571
00:39:57,020 --> 00:39:58,396
WHAT?
1572
00:39:59,814 --> 00:40:01,358
A 14.
1573
00:40:01,358 --> 00:40:02,817
[laughing]
1574
00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:04,152
HONEY.
1575
00:40:04,152 --> 00:40:07,155
DO YOU THINK
1576
00:40:04,152 --> 00:40:07,155
YOU COULD BRING
1577
00:40:04,152 --> 00:40:07,155
US A SIZE 10?
1578
00:40:07,155 --> 00:40:09,824
A WHAT?!
1579
00:40:07,155 --> 00:40:09,824
A 10.
1580
00:40:07,155 --> 00:40:09,824
IT'S AN OPEN-TOED SLIDE.
1581
00:40:09,824 --> 00:40:12,410
IT GIVES YOU 2 SIZES
1582
00:40:09,824 --> 00:40:12,410
IN THE FRONT
1583
00:40:09,824 --> 00:40:12,410
AND 2 IN THE BACK.
1584
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:13,870
WHAT ABOUT THESE, HUH?
1585
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:13,870
THIS ONE'S--
1586
00:40:13,870 --> 00:40:16,289
YOU BITCH!
1587
00:40:13,870 --> 00:40:16,289
THAT'S SO TERRIBLE.
1588
00:40:16,289 --> 00:40:18,708
LET ME GO AND SEE IF
1589
00:40:16,289 --> 00:40:18,708
THERE'S SOME HELP OUT THERE.
1590
00:40:18,708 --> 00:40:21,836
SOME PROFESSIONAL HELP.
1591
00:40:18,708 --> 00:40:21,836
YOU NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP.
1592
00:40:18,708 --> 00:40:21,836
HANG ON.
1593
00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:23,171
OK. OK.
1594
00:40:23,171 --> 00:40:24,923
(Kevin)
1595
00:40:23,171 --> 00:40:24,923
DR. PHIL!
1596
00:40:24,923 --> 00:40:27,008
OPRAH. SOMEBODY, HELP ME.
1597
00:40:27,008 --> 00:40:28,676
TIFF!
1598
00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:31,596
(Tori)
1599
00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:31,596
COME ON OUT, HONEY.
1600
00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:31,596
LET'S SEE.
1601
00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:35,683
OH, IT IS ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS.
1602
00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:38,144
IF YOU DON'T BUY IT,
1603
00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:38,144
I'M BUYING IT FOR MYSELF.
1604
00:40:39,812 --> 00:40:42,982
I DON'T KNOW.
1605
00:40:39,812 --> 00:40:42,982
STAND UP STRAIGHT.
1606
00:40:42,982 --> 00:40:45,277
S-STRAIGHT? OK.
1607
00:40:48,238 --> 00:40:50,198
HUH!
1608
00:40:50,198 --> 00:40:52,409
TURN AROUND.
1609
00:40:52,409 --> 00:40:54,953
TURN AROUND? OK.
1610
00:40:56,288 --> 00:40:58,623
HONEY, JUST RELAX.
1611
00:40:56,288 --> 00:40:58,623
BREATHE.
1612
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,843
OOPS.
1613
00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:12,887
YOU KNOW WHAT?
1614
00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:12,887
MAYBE A NICE DRESS.
1615
00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:12,887
MMM.
1616
00:41:12,887 --> 00:41:14,680
[car honking]
1617
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:17,183
OK. WHO WOULD YOU DO?
1618
00:41:17,183 --> 00:41:20,686
JANET RENO OR ROSIE O'DONNELL?
1619
00:41:17,183 --> 00:41:20,686
OH, COME ON.
1620
00:41:20,686 --> 00:41:22,563
AND YOU GOTTA KISS 'EM
1621
00:41:20,686 --> 00:41:22,563
AND GO DOWN ON 'EM.
1622
00:41:22,563 --> 00:41:26,067
WHAT! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
1623
00:41:22,563 --> 00:41:26,067
AND DEATH IS NOT AN OPTION.
1624
00:41:26,067 --> 00:41:27,235
I...
1625
00:41:28,527 --> 00:41:29,737
I DON'T KNOW.
1626
00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:31,156
ROSIE.
1627
00:41:31,156 --> 00:41:33,450
OH! YOU'RE A PIG.
1628
00:41:31,156 --> 00:41:33,450
THAT'S DISGUSTING.
1629
00:41:33,450 --> 00:41:36,369
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1630
00:41:33,450 --> 00:41:36,369
ROSIE'S-- SHE'S ALL RIGHT.
1631
00:41:36,369 --> 00:41:37,954
HEADS UP.
1632
00:41:36,369 --> 00:41:37,954
HERE THEY ARE.
1633
00:41:37,954 --> 00:41:39,747
SANGRIA? SANGRIA, EVERYONE?
1634
00:41:37,954 --> 00:41:39,747
OH, YEAH.
1635
00:41:39,747 --> 00:41:41,124
SO HOLD ON.
1636
00:41:39,747 --> 00:41:41,124
WHO WOULD YOU DO?
1637
00:41:41,124 --> 00:41:42,959
NO TIME.
1638
00:41:41,124 --> 00:41:42,959
WE'RE ON THE JOB.
1639
00:41:45,128 --> 00:41:47,672
WHAT THE...
1640
00:41:45,128 --> 00:41:47,672
OH, MY GOD,
1641
00:41:45,128 --> 00:41:47,672
HE'S GOT MY GUN AND BADGE.
1642
00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:50,091
GO GET HIM!
1643
00:41:47,672 --> 00:41:50,091
[girl exclaiming]
1644
00:41:50,091 --> 00:41:53,303
GET IN! GET IN THE CAR.
1645
00:41:53,303 --> 00:41:57,056
[Lisa screaming]
1646
00:41:53,303 --> 00:41:57,056
(Tori)
1647
00:41:53,303 --> 00:41:57,056
MY GOD, I NEED A CIGARETTE!
1648
00:41:58,475 --> 00:42:00,685
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?
1649
00:41:58,475 --> 00:42:00,685
WHAT DO WE DO?
1650
00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:03,938
WE FOLLOW THEM.
1651
00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:03,938
BUT WE CAN'T
1652
00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:03,938
BLOW OUR COVER.
1653
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,733
GIVE ME BACK MY BAG!
1654
00:42:07,733 --> 00:42:09,694
OH, MAN.
1655
00:42:09,694 --> 00:42:11,946
I'M GONNA RIP
1656
00:42:09,694 --> 00:42:11,946
YOUR HEAD OFF.
1657
00:42:11,946 --> 00:42:13,948
[cyclist exclaiming]
1658
00:42:11,946 --> 00:42:13,948
YOUR ASS IS MINE!
1659
00:42:15,825 --> 00:42:17,952
WHAT IS THIS GIRL,
1660
00:42:15,825 --> 00:42:17,952
A TRACK STAR?
1661
00:42:22,332 --> 00:42:24,334
[grunting]
1662
00:42:24,334 --> 00:42:26,044
OH, JEEZ.
1663
00:42:27,462 --> 00:42:29,672
YOU MESSED WITH
1664
00:42:27,462 --> 00:42:29,672
THE WRONG BLONDE TODAY, PAL.
1665
00:42:29,672 --> 00:42:30,715
[growling]
1666
00:42:30,715 --> 00:42:32,758
[tires screeching]
1667
00:42:32,758 --> 00:42:34,719
[cars honking]
1668
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:36,637
[Kevin grunting]
1669
00:42:36,637 --> 00:42:38,139
OW!
1670
00:42:36,637 --> 00:42:38,139
HOLY CHRIST!
1671
00:42:38,139 --> 00:42:40,016
(Kevin)
1672
00:42:38,139 --> 00:42:40,016
NOW I'M PISSED.
1673
00:42:40,016 --> 00:42:42,143
I THINK
1674
00:42:40,016 --> 00:42:42,143
SHE'S BIONIC, DUDE.
1675
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:45,438
[brakes squealing]
1676
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:45,438
[girls screaming]
1677
00:42:45,438 --> 00:42:47,482
YOUR ASS IS MINE NOW!
1678
00:42:48,983 --> 00:42:50,943
HOLY SMOKES!
1679
00:42:50,943 --> 00:42:51,944
YEAH!
1680
00:42:51,944 --> 00:42:53,154
THAT WAS NICE.
1681
00:42:53,154 --> 00:42:55,781
JEEZ, LADY.
1682
00:42:53,154 --> 00:42:55,781
ALL THAT FOR A BAG?
1683
00:42:55,781 --> 00:42:58,576
IT'S NOT JUST A BAG.
1684
00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:00,578
IT'S PRADA.
1685
00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:02,830
[girls cheering]
1686
00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:11,005
(Lisa)
1687
00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:11,005
IT WAS LIKE A REALITY SHOW!
1688
00:43:11,005 --> 00:43:12,549
IT WAS SO COOL!
1689
00:43:12,549 --> 00:43:16,511
♪[The Four Seasons
1690
00:43:12,549 --> 00:43:16,511
by Vivaldi playing]
1691
00:43:16,511 --> 00:43:18,596
[chattering]
1692
00:43:34,028 --> 00:43:35,988
[thudding]
1693
00:43:35,988 --> 00:43:37,282
[cutlery rattling]
1694
00:43:37,282 --> 00:43:38,824
(bus boy)
1695
00:43:37,282 --> 00:43:38,824
RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
1696
00:43:38,824 --> 00:43:40,410
NICE GOING, TORI.
1697
00:43:40,410 --> 00:43:42,620
WAY TO GET US SAT
1698
00:43:40,410 --> 00:43:42,620
AT THE LOSERS' TABLE.
1699
00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:44,247
I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT
1700
00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:44,247
ALL HOOKED UP.
1701
00:43:44,247 --> 00:43:46,874
EXCUSE ME.
1702
00:43:44,247 --> 00:43:46,874
I DO HAVE THE HOOK-UP.
1703
00:43:46,874 --> 00:43:49,586
DON'T BLAME ME.
1704
00:43:46,874 --> 00:43:49,586
BLAME LITTLE MISS
1705
00:43:46,874 --> 00:43:49,586
DEF JAM OVER HERE
1706
00:43:49,586 --> 00:43:52,130
WHO HAD TO GO, "YO' MAMA"
1707
00:43:49,586 --> 00:43:52,130
ON THE VANDERGELDS.
1708
00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:53,965
WE COULD BE
1709
00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:53,965
FINISHED IN THIS TOWN.
1710
00:43:53,965 --> 00:43:55,716
SOMEBODY HAD TO
1711
00:43:53,965 --> 00:43:55,716
STAND UP TO THOSE GUYS.
1712
00:43:55,716 --> 00:43:57,218
HEY, THEY'RE
1713
00:43:55,716 --> 00:43:57,218
THE "IT" GIRLS.
1714
00:43:57,218 --> 00:43:58,636
THAT'S THE WAY
1715
00:43:57,218 --> 00:43:58,636
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN.
1716
00:43:58,636 --> 00:43:59,971
WHATEVER.
1717
00:44:03,182 --> 00:44:05,935
HONEY, QUICK.
1718
00:44:03,182 --> 00:44:05,935
GIVE ME A PAT.
1719
00:44:07,479 --> 00:44:09,772
NO, A POWDER
1720
00:44:07,479 --> 00:44:09,772
FOR MY NOSE. QUICK.
1721
00:44:09,772 --> 00:44:11,149
OH.
1722
00:44:13,109 --> 00:44:14,902
THANKS.
1723
00:44:13,109 --> 00:44:14,902
OK.
1724
00:44:16,613 --> 00:44:19,949
[laughing]
1725
00:44:16,613 --> 00:44:19,949
NO, I'M JUST KIDDING.
1726
00:44:16,613 --> 00:44:19,949
I'M JUST KIDDING.
1727
00:44:19,949 --> 00:44:21,493
HI, HEATH.
1728
00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:25,871
KAREN, HEY.
1729
00:44:25,871 --> 00:44:27,290
SO,
1730
00:44:27,290 --> 00:44:30,709
I TRIED TO CALL YOU,
1731
00:44:27,290 --> 00:44:30,709
BUT YOUR NUMBER CHANGED?
1732
00:44:31,752 --> 00:44:35,214
YEAH, I KNOW.
1733
00:44:31,752 --> 00:44:35,214
I--I CHANGED IT.
1734
00:44:35,214 --> 00:44:36,591
WELL...
1735
00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:40,553
ANYWAY, SO,
1736
00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:40,553
I WAS JUST WONDERING
1737
00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:40,553
IF MAYBE
1738
00:44:40,553 --> 00:44:42,138
LATER WE COULD,
1739
00:44:40,553 --> 00:44:42,138
UM--
1740
00:44:42,138 --> 00:44:45,224
UH, HELLO. WHERE HAVE
1741
00:44:42,138 --> 00:44:45,224
YOU BEEN ALL NIGHT?
1742
00:44:45,224 --> 00:44:48,936
I'VE BEEN LOOKING
1743
00:44:45,224 --> 00:44:48,936
ALL OVER FOR-- EW.
1744
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:52,106
WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO HER?
1745
00:44:53,399 --> 00:44:55,818
CLEAN IT UP, COKE WHORE.
1746
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,740
DO YOU HAVE
1747
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,740
ANY MORE OF THAT?
1748
00:45:01,740 --> 00:45:04,327
WELL, DON'T HATE ME
1749
00:45:01,740 --> 00:45:04,327
'CAUSE YOU AIN'T ME.
1750
00:45:04,327 --> 00:45:06,371
(Heather)
1751
00:45:04,327 --> 00:45:06,371
CAN I HAVE
1752
00:45:04,327 --> 00:45:06,371
YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?
1753
00:45:06,371 --> 00:45:08,873
GENTLEMEN,
1754
00:45:06,371 --> 00:45:08,873
GET OUT YOUR WALLETS
1755
00:45:08,873 --> 00:45:10,833
BECAUSE YOU'LL BE
1756
00:45:08,873 --> 00:45:10,833
BIDDING ON A DATE
1757
00:45:10,833 --> 00:45:13,752
WITH SOME OF HAMPTONS'
1758
00:45:10,833 --> 00:45:13,752
MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELORETTES.
1759
00:45:13,752 --> 00:45:16,713
FIRST UP, YOURS TRULY.
1760
00:45:16,713 --> 00:45:18,090
HMM.
1761
00:45:18,090 --> 00:45:19,800
WHO WANTS TO
1762
00:45:18,090 --> 00:45:19,800
START THE BIDDING?
1763
00:45:22,928 --> 00:45:24,597
UH, $500.
1764
00:45:24,597 --> 00:45:26,307
$500.
1765
00:45:26,307 --> 00:45:28,685
OK. DO I HEAR $1,000?
1766
00:45:26,307 --> 00:45:28,685
(man)
1767
00:45:26,307 --> 00:45:28,685
$1000.
1768
00:45:28,685 --> 00:45:31,979
WELL, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALL
1769
00:45:28,685 --> 00:45:31,979
ON THE VANDERGELDS' D-LIST.
1770
00:45:31,979 --> 00:45:34,232
IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?
1771
00:45:31,979 --> 00:45:34,232
OH, NO. HAVE A SEAT.
1772
00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:35,900
(Heather)
1773
00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:35,900
$1,000. ANYONE
1774
00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:35,900
WISH TO GO HIGHER?
1775
00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:37,109
(man)
1776
00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:37,109
$1500.
1777
00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:37,109
OK.
1778
00:45:37,109 --> 00:45:38,735
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?
1779
00:45:38,735 --> 00:45:42,073
I MEAN, THEY'RE ACTUALLY
1780
00:45:38,735 --> 00:45:42,073
AUCTIONING OFF WOMEN.
1781
00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:43,991
WOULD YOU EVER DO
1782
00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:43,991
ANYTHING LIKE THAT?
1783
00:45:43,991 --> 00:45:46,785
(man) $1800.
1784
00:45:43,991 --> 00:45:46,785
WELL, IT'S, UH,
1785
00:45:43,991 --> 00:45:46,785
IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE.
1786
00:45:46,785 --> 00:45:50,415
BESIDES, BEING WINED
1787
00:45:46,785 --> 00:45:50,415
AND DINED BY A RICH GUY
1788
00:45:46,785 --> 00:45:50,415
MIGHT BE NICE.
1789
00:45:50,415 --> 00:45:53,918
OH. I SEE,
1790
00:45:50,415 --> 00:45:53,918
SO YOU LIKE RICH GUYS, HUH?
1791
00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:57,004
I MEAN, IT MIGHT BE
1792
00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:57,004
A PLEASANT CHANGE FROM ALL
1793
00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:57,004
THE LOSERS THAT ASK ME OUT.
1794
00:45:57,004 --> 00:45:58,381
(man)
1795
00:45:57,004 --> 00:45:58,381
$3,000.
1796
00:45:57,004 --> 00:45:58,381
THAT'S GOOD.
1797
00:45:58,381 --> 00:46:00,049
I SEE.
1798
00:46:00,049 --> 00:46:02,594
BUT I THINK THAT
1799
00:46:00,049 --> 00:46:02,594
WE CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT.
1800
00:46:02,594 --> 00:46:04,136
$20,000.
1801
00:46:04,136 --> 00:46:05,930
SOLD!
1802
00:46:05,930 --> 00:46:10,602
$20,000!
1803
00:46:05,930 --> 00:46:10,602
THAT IS A NEW RECORD.
1804
00:46:10,602 --> 00:46:12,769
[applause]
1805
00:46:10,602 --> 00:46:12,769
SHE DID VERY GOOD.
1806
00:46:14,146 --> 00:46:16,982
NEXT TO BE AUCTIONED IS
1807
00:46:16,982 --> 00:46:18,443
TIFFANY WILSON.
1808
00:46:18,443 --> 00:46:20,319
OH, THAT'S YOU.
1809
00:46:20,319 --> 00:46:22,739
IT'S YOU.
1810
00:46:20,319 --> 00:46:22,739
ME? OH, GREAT.
1811
00:46:22,739 --> 00:46:24,949
YOU BETTER DO SOMETHING.
1812
00:46:24,949 --> 00:46:27,952
EXCUSE ME, HONEY. I-I-I'LL
1813
00:46:24,949 --> 00:46:27,952
BE RIGHT BACK, OK?
1814
00:46:29,036 --> 00:46:30,371
OOH.
1815
00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:36,586
WHO WANTS TO
1816
00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:36,586
START THE BIDDING?
1817
00:46:36,586 --> 00:46:38,421
$4.
1818
00:46:38,421 --> 00:46:40,339
[all laughing]
1819
00:46:40,339 --> 00:46:43,884
$4. DO I HEAR $5?
1820
00:46:43,884 --> 00:46:45,511
[all laughing]
1821
00:46:45,511 --> 00:46:48,055
$1,000.
1822
00:46:48,055 --> 00:46:51,309
$1,000. DOES ANYONE
1823
00:46:48,055 --> 00:46:51,309
WISH TO GO HIGHER?
1824
00:46:51,309 --> 00:46:53,561
YEAH, I GOT $2,000
1825
00:46:51,309 --> 00:46:53,561
RIGHT HERE.
1826
00:46:53,561 --> 00:46:54,604
OW!
1827
00:46:54,604 --> 00:46:57,398
$3,000.
1828
00:46:57,398 --> 00:46:59,400
$5,000.
1829
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,235
WHO SAID THAT?
1830
00:47:01,235 --> 00:47:02,987
HEY.
1831
00:47:01,235 --> 00:47:02,987
OK.
1832
00:47:02,987 --> 00:47:06,449
$5,000 TO THE DIRTY GEEZER
1833
00:47:02,987 --> 00:47:06,449
IN THE BACK.
1834
00:47:06,449 --> 00:47:08,701
I'M SURE NO ONE'S GONNA WISH
1835
00:47:06,449 --> 00:47:08,701
TO GO HIGHER THAN THAT,
1836
00:47:08,701 --> 00:47:10,536
SO WE CAN JUST BE
1837
00:47:08,701 --> 00:47:10,536
DONE WITH IT NOW.
1838
00:47:10,536 --> 00:47:13,164
$10,000.
1839
00:47:13,164 --> 00:47:15,040
$20,000.
1840
00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:16,584
[exclaims]
1841
00:47:16,584 --> 00:47:19,712
$20,000!
1842
00:47:16,584 --> 00:47:19,712
GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE--
1843
00:47:19,712 --> 00:47:23,466
$50,000...
1844
00:47:23,466 --> 00:47:24,759
CASH!
1845
00:47:24,759 --> 00:47:27,345
[all cheering]
1846
00:47:24,759 --> 00:47:27,345
WHOA! $50,000!
1847
00:47:27,345 --> 00:47:28,638
FINE!
1848
00:47:29,597 --> 00:47:31,474
SOLD!
1849
00:47:29,597 --> 00:47:31,474
[gasps]
1850
00:47:31,474 --> 00:47:34,143
TO THE BIG BLACK GUY
1851
00:47:31,474 --> 00:47:34,143
RIGHT THERE.
1852
00:47:34,143 --> 00:47:36,395
STEP RIGHT UP
1853
00:47:34,143 --> 00:47:36,395
AND CLAIM YOUR PRIZE.
1854
00:47:36,395 --> 00:47:38,314
YES.
1855
00:47:36,395 --> 00:47:38,314
WHOO-HOO!
1856
00:47:39,315 --> 00:47:41,150
AH! NO.
1857
00:47:41,150 --> 00:47:43,860
I DON'T WANT TO GO
1858
00:47:41,150 --> 00:47:43,860
ON A DATE WITH BUFF DADDY.
1859
00:47:43,860 --> 00:47:45,446
COME HERE, BABY.
1860
00:47:45,446 --> 00:47:46,698
[all cheering]
1861
00:47:46,698 --> 00:47:48,949
[inaudible]
1862
00:47:50,909 --> 00:47:52,244
[Marcus groaning]
1863
00:47:52,244 --> 00:47:55,872
DUDE, MY FEET
1864
00:47:52,244 --> 00:47:55,872
ARE KILLIN' ME.
1865
00:47:55,872 --> 00:47:59,418
AND ON TOP OF THAT,
1866
00:47:55,872 --> 00:47:59,418
THAT G-STRING
1867
00:47:55,872 --> 00:47:59,418
GAVE ME DIAPER RASH.
1868
00:47:59,418 --> 00:48:00,795
HOW LONG WE GOT
1869
00:47:59,418 --> 00:48:00,795
TO DO THIS, MAN?
1870
00:48:00,795 --> 00:48:02,046
JUST A COUPLE MORE DAYS.
1871
00:48:02,046 --> 00:48:03,715
I DON'T HAVE
1872
00:48:02,046 --> 00:48:03,715
A COUPLE OF MORE DAYS.
1873
00:48:03,715 --> 00:48:05,341
DO YOU KNOW WHO MY WIFE IS?
1874
00:48:05,341 --> 00:48:08,803
HERE, LISTEN TO THIS MESSAGE.
1875
00:48:05,341 --> 00:48:08,803
SHE'S LOSING HER MIND.
1876
00:48:08,803 --> 00:48:11,430
[Gina ranting]
1877
00:48:11,430 --> 00:48:13,015
AND YOU DON'T WANT
1878
00:48:11,430 --> 00:48:13,015
TO HEAR THE REST.
1879
00:48:13,015 --> 00:48:14,684
LOOK, BY THE END
1880
00:48:13,015 --> 00:48:14,684
OF THE WEEKEND,
1881
00:48:14,684 --> 00:48:16,811
WE'LL BE HEROES
1882
00:48:14,684 --> 00:48:16,811
AND ALL WILL BE FORGIVEN.
1883
00:48:18,062 --> 00:48:19,605
ALL RIGHT.
1884
00:48:19,605 --> 00:48:21,232
[knocking on door]
1885
00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:22,899
(Marcus)
1886
00:48:21,232 --> 00:48:22,899
YOU ORDER ROOM SERVICE?
1887
00:48:22,899 --> 00:48:23,860
NO.
1888
00:48:23,860 --> 00:48:25,611
[knocking continues]
1889
00:48:28,364 --> 00:48:29,741
WHO IS IT?
1890
00:48:29,741 --> 00:48:31,492
[knocking continues]
1891
00:48:32,410 --> 00:48:34,245
(all)
1892
00:48:32,410 --> 00:48:34,245
HI!
1893
00:48:34,245 --> 00:48:36,121
DAMN! THESE GIRLS WON'T QUIT.
1894
00:48:36,121 --> 00:48:37,248
(Karen)
1895
00:48:36,121 --> 00:48:37,248
BRITT!
1896
00:48:37,248 --> 00:48:38,833
UM,
1897
00:48:38,833 --> 00:48:41,669
WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
1898
00:48:38,833 --> 00:48:41,669
WE'RE COMING. HANG ON.
1899
00:48:43,295 --> 00:48:44,380
(all)
1900
00:48:43,295 --> 00:48:44,380
TIFF!
1901
00:48:44,380 --> 00:48:46,090
OPEN UP!
1902
00:48:44,380 --> 00:48:46,090
OPEN.
1903
00:48:46,090 --> 00:48:47,633
ONE SECOND.
1904
00:48:47,633 --> 00:48:50,135
WE-WE'LL--WE'LL
1905
00:48:47,633 --> 00:48:50,135
BE RIGHT THERE.
1906
00:48:47,633 --> 00:48:50,135
HANG ON.
1907
00:48:50,135 --> 00:48:52,054
THE ICE CREAM'S MELTING!
1908
00:48:52,054 --> 00:48:54,557
HOLD TIGHT, GIRLS!
1909
00:48:52,054 --> 00:48:54,557
UM, WE'RE JUST, UM,
1910
00:48:54,557 --> 00:48:57,184
SHAVING OUR FEET, OK?
1911
00:48:57,184 --> 00:48:59,478
AND--AND BRAIDING
1912
00:48:57,184 --> 00:48:59,478
OUR VAGINAS!
1913
00:49:03,357 --> 00:49:05,067
OK.
1914
00:49:07,528 --> 00:49:09,655
(all)
1915
00:49:07,528 --> 00:49:09,655
HI!
1916
00:49:09,655 --> 00:49:11,073
WHAT, DID YOU GUYS FORGET?
1917
00:49:11,073 --> 00:49:13,075
IT'S YOUR TURN
1918
00:49:11,073 --> 00:49:13,075
TO HOST THE SLUMBER PARTY.
1919
00:49:13,075 --> 00:49:15,703
[all cheering]
1920
00:49:19,123 --> 00:49:22,084
OK, YOU GUYS.
1921
00:49:19,123 --> 00:49:22,084
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
1922
00:49:22,084 --> 00:49:25,671
WHEN A GUY IS IN
1923
00:49:22,084 --> 00:49:25,671
A REALLY BAD RELATIONSHIP
1924
00:49:25,671 --> 00:49:29,467
AND IT'S REALLY, REALLY
1925
00:49:25,671 --> 00:49:29,467
OBVIOUS THAT HE WANTS
1926
00:49:25,671 --> 00:49:29,467
TO BE WITH YOU,
1927
00:49:29,467 --> 00:49:32,845
BUT HE JUST CAN'T
1928
00:49:29,467 --> 00:49:32,845
SEEM TO BREAK UP
1929
00:49:29,467 --> 00:49:32,845
WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND?
1930
00:49:32,845 --> 00:49:35,139
IT MEANS YOU'RE
1931
00:49:32,845 --> 00:49:35,139
A TOTAL BOOTY CALL.
1932
00:49:36,056 --> 00:49:37,725
OH, MY GOD! BRITTANY!
1933
00:49:37,725 --> 00:49:39,226
WELL, YOU WERE
1934
00:49:37,725 --> 00:49:39,226
THINKING IT.
1935
00:49:39,226 --> 00:49:40,895
WELL, YOU SAID IT.
1936
00:49:40,895 --> 00:49:43,773
YOU KNOW,
1937
00:49:40,895 --> 00:49:43,773
SOMETIMES YOU SOUND
1938
00:49:40,895 --> 00:49:43,773
JUST LIKE A MAN.
1939
00:49:43,773 --> 00:49:45,524
SO I'VE BEEN TOLD.
1940
00:49:45,524 --> 00:49:46,943
[giggling]
1941
00:49:46,943 --> 00:49:49,111
WHAT SHE MEANS
1942
00:49:46,943 --> 00:49:49,111
TO SAY, HONEY,
1943
00:49:49,111 --> 00:49:51,196
IS MAYBE YOU'RE JUST
1944
00:49:49,111 --> 00:49:51,196
MAKING YOURSELF
1945
00:49:51,196 --> 00:49:54,158
JUST A LITTLE BIT TOO,
1946
00:49:51,196 --> 00:49:54,158
LIKE, AVAILABLE, YOU KNOW?
1947
00:49:54,158 --> 00:49:56,243
OH, COME ON, YOU GUYS.
1948
00:49:56,243 --> 00:49:59,580
DON'T ACT LIKE YOU
1949
00:49:56,243 --> 00:49:59,580
HAVEN'T DONE IT BEFORE.
1950
00:49:59,580 --> 00:50:02,708
YOU KNOW HOW IT IS
1951
00:49:59,580 --> 00:50:02,708
WHEN YOU REALLY
1952
00:49:59,580 --> 00:50:02,708
CARE ABOUT SOMEONE.
1953
00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:04,543
I MEAN, YOU CALL THEM
1954
00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:04,543
ALL DAY LONG
1955
00:50:04,543 --> 00:50:07,045
BECAUSE YOU JUST WANNA
1956
00:50:04,543 --> 00:50:07,045
KNOW HOW THEIR DAY
1957
00:50:04,543 --> 00:50:07,045
IS GOING, YOU KNOW,
1958
00:50:07,045 --> 00:50:08,965
AND--AND WHAT
1959
00:50:07,045 --> 00:50:08,965
THEY'RE THINKING ABOUT,
1960
00:50:08,965 --> 00:50:12,008
AND IF THEY'RE
1961
00:50:08,965 --> 00:50:12,008
THINKING ABOUT YOU.
1962
00:50:12,008 --> 00:50:15,220
YOU SPEND ALL DAY TRYING
1963
00:50:12,008 --> 00:50:15,220
TO FIND THE PERFECT OUTFIT.
1964
00:50:15,220 --> 00:50:16,889
YOU EVEN CHANGE
1965
00:50:15,220 --> 00:50:16,889
YOUR HAIRSTYLE
1966
00:50:16,889 --> 00:50:18,933
JUST SO HE'LL
1967
00:50:16,889 --> 00:50:18,933
TAKE A SECOND LOOK.
1968
00:50:18,933 --> 00:50:20,768
BUT THEY NEVER NOTICE.
1969
00:50:20,768 --> 00:50:23,980
SOMETIMES I JUST WISH
1970
00:50:20,768 --> 00:50:23,980
THAT THEY COULD
1971
00:50:20,768 --> 00:50:23,980
TRADE PLACES WITH US
1972
00:50:23,980 --> 00:50:26,607
SO THAT THEY WOULD KNOW
1973
00:50:23,980 --> 00:50:26,607
HOW IT FEELS. YOU KNOW?
1974
00:50:28,526 --> 00:50:30,945
OH, MY GOD, LOOK.
1975
00:50:28,526 --> 00:50:30,945
IT'S MEGAN'S COMMERCIAL.
1976
00:50:33,322 --> 00:50:36,241
I WON'T LET
1977
00:50:33,322 --> 00:50:36,241
GENITAL HERPES
1978
00:50:33,322 --> 00:50:36,241
SLOW ME DOWN.
1979
00:50:36,241 --> 00:50:38,034
THAT'S WHY I USE VALTRUM.
1980
00:50:38,034 --> 00:50:40,872
HEY. YOU WANNA
1981
00:50:38,034 --> 00:50:40,872
PLAY WITH ME?
1982
00:50:40,872 --> 00:50:42,080
SURE.
1983
00:50:43,290 --> 00:50:45,376
I WON'T TELL IF YOU WON'T.
1984
00:50:43,290 --> 00:50:45,376
SHH.
1985
00:50:45,376 --> 00:50:47,336
I SO COULD HAVE DONE THAT PART.
1986
00:50:47,336 --> 00:50:49,421
SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE HERPES.
1987
00:50:49,421 --> 00:50:50,923
UHH.
1988
00:50:52,174 --> 00:50:53,258
ALL DONE.
1989
00:50:53,258 --> 00:50:55,177
REALLY?
1990
00:50:53,258 --> 00:50:55,177
YEAH.
1991
00:50:55,177 --> 00:50:58,472
OH, MY GOD!
1992
00:50:55,177 --> 00:50:58,472
THIS IS SO COOL.
1993
00:50:58,472 --> 00:51:00,182
YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
1994
00:51:00,182 --> 00:51:02,935
I THINK YOU MIGHT
1995
00:51:00,182 --> 00:51:02,935
HAVE BEEN BLACK
1996
00:51:00,182 --> 00:51:02,935
IN A PREVIOUS LIFE.
1997
00:51:02,935 --> 00:51:04,311
FO' SHIZZLE,
1998
00:51:02,935 --> 00:51:04,311
MY NIZZLE.
1999
00:51:04,311 --> 00:51:06,230
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
2000
00:51:06,230 --> 00:51:08,566
ENOUGH OF THIS GIRL'S TALK,
2001
00:51:06,230 --> 00:51:08,566
LADIES.
2002
00:51:08,566 --> 00:51:12,361
IT'S TIME FOR SOME REAL FUN.
2003
00:51:08,566 --> 00:51:12,361
[all squealing]
2004
00:51:12,361 --> 00:51:15,573
HO HO HO HO, YEAH.
2005
00:51:12,361 --> 00:51:15,573
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.
2006
00:51:15,573 --> 00:51:17,742
COME ON, SHOW US
2007
00:51:15,573 --> 00:51:17,742
SOME OF YOUR SKILLS.
2008
00:51:17,742 --> 00:51:20,494
YEAH, TOTALLY.
2009
00:51:17,742 --> 00:51:20,494
LEARN SOME OF YOUR SKILLS.
2010
00:51:20,494 --> 00:51:22,120
HOT POTATO!
2011
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:23,998
WELL, ACTUALLY, UH--
2012
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:23,998
GO FOR IT, SIS.
2013
00:51:23,998 --> 00:51:25,374
TIFFANY'S THE EXPERT.
2014
00:51:25,374 --> 00:51:28,044
YEAH, BUT YOU
2015
00:51:25,374 --> 00:51:28,044
MADE THE VIDEO.
2016
00:51:29,003 --> 00:51:30,337
AHH!
2017
00:51:31,797 --> 00:51:33,089
[giggling]
2018
00:51:33,089 --> 00:51:34,508
COM ON, SHOW US!
2019
00:51:34,508 --> 00:51:36,928
(chanting)
2020
00:51:34,508 --> 00:51:36,928
SHOW US! SHOW US! SHOW US!
2021
00:51:36,928 --> 00:51:39,430
SHOW US! SHOW US!
2022
00:51:36,928 --> 00:51:39,430
SHOW US! SHOW US!
2023
00:51:40,514 --> 00:51:41,807
OKAY.
2024
00:51:43,059 --> 00:51:45,352
UM...ALL RIGHT.
2025
00:51:45,352 --> 00:51:48,230
YOU SEE, THE FIRST THING
2026
00:51:45,352 --> 00:51:48,230
YOU DO IS,
2027
00:51:48,230 --> 00:51:52,068
YOU GOTTA...GRAB THE THING HERE.
2028
00:51:52,068 --> 00:51:54,152
NOT TOO TIGHT,
2029
00:51:52,068 --> 00:51:54,152
OR YOU'LL GET CALLUSES.
2030
00:51:54,152 --> 00:51:59,825
OKAY? THEN YOU WANT TO
2031
00:51:54,152 --> 00:51:59,825
LOOK THAT LITTLE SUCKER
2032
00:51:54,152 --> 00:51:59,825
IN THE EYE...
2033
00:51:59,825 --> 00:52:02,494
AND GO...
2034
00:52:02,494 --> 00:52:05,372
"COME HERE! COME HERE,
2035
00:52:02,494 --> 00:52:05,372
LITTLE GUY!
2036
00:52:05,372 --> 00:52:07,499
"COME HERE,
2037
00:52:05,372 --> 00:52:07,499
LITTLE EARTHWORM, YOU!
2038
00:52:07,499 --> 00:52:09,835
COME HERE. YOU LIKE THAT, HUH?"
2039
00:52:09,835 --> 00:52:12,088
I LEARNED THAT
2040
00:52:09,835 --> 00:52:12,088
FROM MY ESKIMO PORN.
2041
00:52:12,088 --> 00:52:14,506
"COME HERE. YEAH. OHH. YEAH."
2042
00:52:14,506 --> 00:52:19,261
AND THEN I'M'A TEACH YOU GUYS
2043
00:52:14,506 --> 00:52:19,261
THE DEEP THROAT.
2044
00:52:19,261 --> 00:52:21,764
YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE
2045
00:52:19,261 --> 00:52:21,764
THE PASSAGE IS CLEAR
2046
00:52:21,764 --> 00:52:24,100
ALL THE WAY
2047
00:52:21,764 --> 00:52:24,100
FROM YOUR THROAT
2048
00:52:21,764 --> 00:52:24,100
TO YOUR CHIN,
2049
00:52:24,100 --> 00:52:26,769
AND YOU WANT TO
2050
00:52:24,100 --> 00:52:26,769
PLACE THE THING HERE.
2051
00:52:26,769 --> 00:52:28,186
AND YOU JUST WANT TO...
2052
00:52:28,186 --> 00:52:30,439
"OH, YEAH, YOU LIKE THAT, HUH?
2053
00:52:30,439 --> 00:52:32,108
"OH, YEAH, YOU LITTLE FREAK.
2054
00:52:32,108 --> 00:52:33,317
COOCHIE-COOCHIE-COO!"
2055
00:52:33,317 --> 00:52:36,320
GUYS LIKE THAT?
2056
00:52:33,317 --> 00:52:36,320
THEY LOVE IT.
2057
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:39,865
AND ANOTHER THING THEY LOVE
2058
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:39,865
IS THIS...
2059
00:52:39,865 --> 00:52:42,367
OH, THEY LOVE-- OH! OH, YEAH.
2060
00:52:42,367 --> 00:52:44,536
"OH, YOU LIKE IT, HUH?"
2061
00:52:42,367 --> 00:52:44,536
CALL THAT THE HEADBANGER.
2062
00:52:44,536 --> 00:52:45,955
OH. OH, YES.
2063
00:52:45,955 --> 00:52:48,164
DON'T YOU EVER...
2064
00:52:45,955 --> 00:52:48,164
PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH?
2065
00:52:48,164 --> 00:52:50,417
NEVER!
2066
00:52:48,164 --> 00:52:50,417
NEVER PUT IT IN THE MOUTH!
2067
00:52:50,417 --> 00:52:53,504
THAT'S EIGHTIES.
2068
00:52:50,417 --> 00:52:53,504
YOU MIGHT AS WELL GO OUT
2069
00:52:50,417 --> 00:52:53,504
AND BUY A TRANS-AM.
2070
00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:56,590
OKAY, WAIT. I'M READY,
2071
00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:56,590
I THINK I CAN DO IT.
2072
00:52:56,590 --> 00:52:58,592
GOOD CATCH.
2073
00:52:58,592 --> 00:53:02,429
OKAY. AHEM.
2074
00:52:58,592 --> 00:53:02,429
SO YOU TAKE THE THING,
2075
00:52:58,592 --> 00:53:02,429
AND YOU GRAB IT,
2076
00:53:02,429 --> 00:53:04,849
YOU GRAB IT, BUT GENTLE,
2077
00:53:02,429 --> 00:53:04,849
NOT TO GET CALLUSES.
2078
00:53:04,849 --> 00:53:07,351
OKAY, AND THEN
2079
00:53:04,849 --> 00:53:07,351
YOU LOOK HIM DEAD IN THE EYE
2080
00:53:07,351 --> 00:53:10,354
AND YOU SAY,
2081
00:53:07,351 --> 00:53:10,354
(baby talk) "GOOD BOY."
2082
00:53:10,354 --> 00:53:14,025
YOU'RE SCARING ME.
2083
00:53:14,025 --> 00:53:15,901
AND THEN COMES THE HEADBANGER.
2084
00:53:15,901 --> 00:53:19,321
YEAH. YEAH. TAP. TAP. TAP.
2085
00:53:19,321 --> 00:53:20,906
[laughing]
2086
00:53:20,906 --> 00:53:22,825
WELL DONE!
2087
00:53:22,825 --> 00:53:25,036
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
2088
00:53:22,825 --> 00:53:25,036
I GOT ANOTHER ONE FOR YOU.
2089
00:53:25,036 --> 00:53:28,080
CARMEN ELECTRA
2090
00:53:25,036 --> 00:53:28,080
OR PAM ANDERSON?
2091
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:29,790
[chuckles]
2092
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:29,790
EASY.
2093
00:53:29,790 --> 00:53:32,877
BUT THEY BOTH GOT
2094
00:53:29,790 --> 00:53:32,877
A YEAST INFECTION.
2095
00:53:33,919 --> 00:53:35,880
NOW THAT'S--THAT'S TOUGH.
2096
00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:37,255
UH...
2097
00:53:38,214 --> 00:53:39,967
UH...
2098
00:53:39,967 --> 00:53:41,969
I'M GOING TO GO
2099
00:53:39,967 --> 00:53:41,969
WITH PAM ANDERSON.
2100
00:53:41,969 --> 00:53:43,679
YOU'RE DISGUSTING.
2101
00:53:43,679 --> 00:53:45,139
WHAT?
2102
00:53:45,139 --> 00:53:47,223
THEY GOT A YEAST INFECTION.
2103
00:53:47,223 --> 00:53:49,185
WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
2104
00:53:49,185 --> 00:53:52,479
(agent)
2105
00:53:49,185 --> 00:53:52,479
HEY, GOMEZ. WE GOT
2106
00:53:49,185 --> 00:53:52,479
A COUPLE OF BOGEYS.
2107
00:53:52,479 --> 00:53:55,482
NO TIME.
2108
00:53:52,479 --> 00:53:55,482
OH, COME ON--
2109
00:53:55,482 --> 00:53:58,110
IT'S PAM ANDERSON.
2110
00:53:55,482 --> 00:53:58,110
LIKE YOU CARE?
2111
00:54:01,488 --> 00:54:03,699
RUN THEIR FACES.
2112
00:54:01,488 --> 00:54:03,699
LET'S GO.
2113
00:54:07,327 --> 00:54:08,537
(man #1)
2114
00:54:07,327 --> 00:54:08,537
BRITTANY WILSON?
2115
00:54:08,537 --> 00:54:10,039
YEAH, THAT'S ME.
2116
00:54:10,039 --> 00:54:11,247
LET'S GET HER.
2117
00:54:11,247 --> 00:54:12,917
[men grunting]
2118
00:54:14,043 --> 00:54:15,920
PUT THE BLINDFOLD
2119
00:54:14,043 --> 00:54:15,920
ON HER!
2120
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:17,963
DAMN,
2121
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:17,963
THIS GIRL'S STRONG.
2122
00:54:23,677 --> 00:54:25,137
COME ON, GET HER.
2123
00:54:32,103 --> 00:54:33,269
WHO YOU WORK FOR?
2124
00:54:33,269 --> 00:54:34,270
INTIMATE FANTASIES!
2125
00:54:34,270 --> 00:54:36,398
OH, MY GOD.
2126
00:54:34,270 --> 00:54:36,398
YOU NEED HELP?
2127
00:54:36,398 --> 00:54:40,819
BRITTANY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
2128
00:54:36,398 --> 00:54:40,819
THOSE ARE THE STRIPPERS,
2129
00:54:36,398 --> 00:54:40,819
RAOUL AND TITO.
2130
00:54:40,819 --> 00:54:42,738
STRIPPERS?
2131
00:54:45,908 --> 00:54:47,952
I THOUGHT THEY WERE
2132
00:54:45,908 --> 00:54:47,952
GOING TO KIDNAP ME.
2133
00:54:47,952 --> 00:54:50,286
THAT'S PART
2134
00:54:47,952 --> 00:54:50,286
OF THEIR ROUTINE.
2135
00:54:50,286 --> 00:54:53,874
OH, MY GOD! I AM SO SORRY.
2136
00:54:53,874 --> 00:54:56,292
HOTEL SECURITY!
2137
00:54:53,874 --> 00:54:56,292
IS EVERYTHING
2138
00:54:53,874 --> 00:54:56,292
ALL RIGHT HERE?
2139
00:54:56,292 --> 00:54:57,711
EVERYTHING IS FINE.
2140
00:54:57,711 --> 00:54:59,964
JUST A LITTLE CASE
2141
00:54:57,711 --> 00:54:59,964
OF P.M.S., THAT'S ALL.
2142
00:54:59,964 --> 00:55:02,549
I'M JUST ONE BIG,
2143
00:54:59,964 --> 00:55:02,549
EMOTIONAL WRECK.
2144
00:55:02,549 --> 00:55:05,636
COULD YOU GUYS GO
2145
00:55:02,549 --> 00:55:05,636
GET ME SOME MIDOL
2146
00:55:02,549 --> 00:55:05,636
AND A SNICKERS? RIGHT NOW?
2147
00:55:05,636 --> 00:55:07,054
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
2148
00:55:07,054 --> 00:55:08,430
MY ASS IS FAT.
2149
00:55:07,054 --> 00:55:08,430
DON'T LOOK AT MY ASS.
2150
00:55:08,430 --> 00:55:10,390
THIS IS HARPER.
2151
00:55:08,430 --> 00:55:10,390
IT'S ALL CLEAR.
2152
00:55:10,390 --> 00:55:12,184
♪[This Love
2153
00:55:10,390 --> 00:55:12,184
by Maroon 5 playing]
2154
00:55:12,184 --> 00:55:15,146
♪ THIS LOVE HAS TAKEN
2155
00:55:12,184 --> 00:55:15,146
ITS TOLL ON ME ♪
2156
00:55:15,146 --> 00:55:16,521
♪ SHE SAID GOODBYE ♪
2157
00:55:16,521 --> 00:55:18,232
OK, LADIES.
2158
00:55:16,521 --> 00:55:18,232
LET'S FOCUS.
2159
00:55:18,232 --> 00:55:21,401
WE HAVE TO FIND
2160
00:55:18,232 --> 00:55:21,401
THE PERFECT SPOT.
2161
00:55:21,401 --> 00:55:24,780
WOULD YOU LOOK AT
2162
00:55:21,401 --> 00:55:24,780
THESE STARVING KIDS IN AFRICA?
2163
00:55:24,780 --> 00:55:27,532
WHEN I SEE THEM
2164
00:55:24,780 --> 00:55:27,532
I JUST WANT TO CRY.
2165
00:55:27,532 --> 00:55:29,701
I MEAN...
2166
00:55:29,701 --> 00:55:32,621
WHY CAN'T I BE THAT SKINNY?
2167
00:55:32,621 --> 00:55:34,915
IT'S OKAY, MEGAN.
2168
00:55:34,915 --> 00:55:37,835
JUST THINK:
2169
00:55:34,915 --> 00:55:37,835
THEY CAN'T WEAR BELLY RINGS
2170
00:55:37,835 --> 00:55:39,503
WITH THOSE BLOATED TUMMIES
2171
00:55:37,835 --> 00:55:39,503
OF THEIRS.
2172
00:55:41,297 --> 00:55:44,008
THAT'S TRUE.
2173
00:55:44,008 --> 00:55:46,635
I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.
2174
00:55:46,635 --> 00:55:48,804
[both giggle]
2175
00:55:48,804 --> 00:55:50,346
SKANK ALERT.
2176
00:55:52,057 --> 00:55:53,767
[all chattering]
2177
00:55:58,272 --> 00:56:01,275
OH, MY GOD, GIRLS.
2178
00:55:58,272 --> 00:56:01,275
I TOTALLY FORGOT
2179
00:55:58,272 --> 00:56:01,275
MY SUNTAN LOTION.
2180
00:56:01,275 --> 00:56:02,818
I'M GONNA, LIKE, GO GET
2181
00:56:01,275 --> 00:56:02,818
SOME SUNTAN LOTION.
2182
00:56:02,818 --> 00:56:04,278
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
2183
00:56:02,818 --> 00:56:04,278
WAIT, BRITT...
2184
00:56:04,278 --> 00:56:06,322
HEY, RUSS.
2185
00:56:08,949 --> 00:56:10,408
[inaudible]
2186
00:56:10,408 --> 00:56:12,161
[all cheering]
2187
00:56:12,161 --> 00:56:13,996
HEY, BRO. GO LONG.
2188
00:56:13,996 --> 00:56:15,956
I GOT A PLAN. GO, GO, GO.
2189
00:56:19,543 --> 00:56:21,003
[all screaming]
2190
00:56:21,003 --> 00:56:22,462
[both laughing]
2191
00:56:24,340 --> 00:56:27,843
[in male voice]
2192
00:56:24,340 --> 00:56:27,843
HEY, YO! YOU DO THAT AGAIN,
2193
00:56:24,340 --> 00:56:27,843
I'M GOING TO BUST--
2194
00:56:30,221 --> 00:56:31,305
[in female voice]
2195
00:56:30,221 --> 00:56:31,305
I'M GONNA BUST OUT IN TEARS.
2196
00:56:31,305 --> 00:56:33,932
[crying]
2197
00:56:31,305 --> 00:56:33,932
OH, MY GOD.
2198
00:56:33,932 --> 00:56:36,601
INBREDS!
2199
00:56:33,932 --> 00:56:36,601
YOU'RE A JERK!
2200
00:56:36,601 --> 00:56:39,021
[girls yelling]
2201
00:56:39,021 --> 00:56:41,106
(Russ)
2202
00:56:39,021 --> 00:56:41,106
MY BAD, SWEETHEART.
2203
00:56:39,021 --> 00:56:41,106
OVER HERE.
2204
00:56:41,106 --> 00:56:42,900
DON'T HURT YOURSELF.
2205
00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:45,401
DON'T WORRY, I WON'T.
2206
00:56:48,364 --> 00:56:51,158
SORRY. BETTER LAY OFF
2207
00:56:48,364 --> 00:56:51,158
THE SPINACH.
2208
00:56:51,158 --> 00:56:52,868
[laughing]
2209
00:57:02,961 --> 00:57:05,214
OOH. YEAH.
2210
00:57:05,214 --> 00:57:07,799
TONY. LET'S GO HUNTING.
2211
00:57:19,061 --> 00:57:22,273
I AM SO GLAD
2212
00:57:19,061 --> 00:57:22,273
I GOT WAXED TODAY.
2213
00:57:22,273 --> 00:57:24,191
ME TOO.
2214
00:57:22,273 --> 00:57:24,191
WHAT DID YOU GET?
2215
00:57:24,191 --> 00:57:25,567
THE BALD
2216
00:57:24,191 --> 00:57:25,567
EAGLE.
2217
00:57:25,567 --> 00:57:27,569
I GOT THE BERMUDA
2218
00:57:25,567 --> 00:57:27,569
TRIANGLE.
2219
00:57:27,569 --> 00:57:30,114
THE LANDING
2220
00:57:27,569 --> 00:57:30,114
STRIP.
2221
00:57:30,114 --> 00:57:31,740
I GOT THE BUCKWHEAT.
2222
00:57:31,740 --> 00:57:34,410
EW!
2223
00:57:31,740 --> 00:57:34,410
DISGUSTING.
2224
00:57:40,291 --> 00:57:43,001
AH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL,
2225
00:57:40,291 --> 00:57:43,001
SUNNY DAY.
2226
00:57:43,961 --> 00:57:45,087
[sighing]
2227
00:57:47,214 --> 00:57:50,467
OH, MY GOD.
2228
00:57:47,214 --> 00:57:50,467
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SUN?
2229
00:57:50,467 --> 00:57:53,678
[gasps]
2230
00:57:50,467 --> 00:57:53,678
EASY, WHITE CHOCOLATE.
2231
00:57:53,678 --> 00:57:57,224
I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO MELT.
2232
00:57:57,224 --> 00:57:59,977
YEAH. HASTA LA VISTA,
2233
00:57:57,224 --> 00:57:59,977
SCHWARZENEGRO.
2234
00:57:59,977 --> 00:58:01,061
BYE.
2235
00:58:02,062 --> 00:58:03,814
[seagulls squawking]
2236
00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:05,983
[people chattering]
2237
00:58:10,570 --> 00:58:12,239
HEY, KIDS!
2238
00:58:12,239 --> 00:58:13,949
YOU GUYS
2239
00:58:12,239 --> 00:58:13,949
WANT TO MAKE 5 BUCKS?
2240
00:58:13,949 --> 00:58:15,284
(both)
2241
00:58:13,949 --> 00:58:15,284
YEAH! SURE!
2242
00:58:15,284 --> 00:58:17,328
OK, HERE'S WHAT
2243
00:58:15,284 --> 00:58:17,328
I WANT YOU TO DO.
2244
00:58:21,373 --> 00:58:23,625
YEAH, UH,
2245
00:58:21,373 --> 00:58:23,625
I'LL TAKE THE USUAL.
2246
00:58:23,625 --> 00:58:26,211
PUT IT ON MY TAB.
2247
00:58:26,211 --> 00:58:27,545
HEY, LATRELL SPENCER!
2248
00:58:27,545 --> 00:58:29,089
COULD WE HAVE
2249
00:58:27,545 --> 00:58:29,089
YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
2250
00:58:29,089 --> 00:58:30,257
SURE, LITTLE BUDDY.
2251
00:58:30,257 --> 00:58:31,675
THANKS.
2252
00:58:30,257 --> 00:58:31,675
YOU'RE THE GREATEST.
2253
00:58:31,675 --> 00:58:33,927
HEY, THAT'S WHAT
2254
00:58:31,675 --> 00:58:33,927
I DO, BABY.
2255
00:58:33,927 --> 00:58:35,346
[Kevin laughing]
2256
00:58:35,346 --> 00:58:36,388
(boy #2)
2257
00:58:35,346 --> 00:58:36,388
OH, SWEET!
2258
00:58:36,388 --> 00:58:37,597
HERE YOU GO.
2259
00:58:36,388 --> 00:58:37,597
NICE!
2260
00:58:37,597 --> 00:58:39,433
AND, UH, HEY,
2261
00:58:37,597 --> 00:58:39,433
STAY IN SCHOOL.
2262
00:58:39,433 --> 00:58:41,059
(boys)
2263
00:58:39,433 --> 00:58:41,059
OK, WE WILL!
2264
00:58:41,977 --> 00:58:43,812
WOW! YOU MUST BE
2265
00:58:41,977 --> 00:58:43,812
PRETTY GOOD.
2266
00:58:43,812 --> 00:58:46,106
AH, I'M ALL RIGHT.
2267
00:58:46,106 --> 00:58:49,734
YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I FEEL
2268
00:58:46,106 --> 00:58:49,734
I SHOULD BE PAYIN' THEM
2269
00:58:46,106 --> 00:58:49,734
TO TAKE MY AUTOGRAPH.
2270
00:58:49,734 --> 00:58:53,280
I'M SORRY,
2271
00:58:49,734 --> 00:58:53,280
I DIDN'T EVEN GET YOUR NAME.
2272
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:57,617
LATRELL.
2273
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:57,617
LA-LATRELL SPENCER.
2274
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:57,617
AND--AND YOU ARE?
2275
00:58:57,617 --> 00:58:59,036
DENISE PORTER.
2276
00:58:59,036 --> 00:59:01,455
DENISE.
2277
00:58:59,036 --> 00:59:01,455
DENISE PORTER. YEAH.
2278
00:59:01,455 --> 00:59:03,123
YOU KNOW,
2279
00:59:01,455 --> 00:59:03,123
YOU LOOK SO FAMILIAR.
2280
00:59:03,123 --> 00:59:05,083
I FEEL LIKE
2281
00:59:03,123 --> 00:59:05,083
I'VE SEEN YOU SOMEWHERE.
2282
00:59:05,083 --> 00:59:08,003
UH, NO, NO.
2283
00:59:05,083 --> 00:59:08,003
I MEAN, I--I PLAY PRO BALL.
2284
00:59:08,003 --> 00:59:09,796
MAYBE YOU'VE SEEN
2285
00:59:08,003 --> 00:59:09,796
ONE OF MY GAMES.
2286
00:59:09,796 --> 00:59:11,423
NO. BUT I MEAN IF I DID,
2287
00:59:11,423 --> 00:59:14,676
I'M SURE I WOULD'VE
2288
00:59:11,423 --> 00:59:14,676
DEFINITELY REMEMBERED YOU.
2289
00:59:16,220 --> 00:59:19,848
OK, WELL. LOOK, DENISE,
2290
00:59:19,848 --> 00:59:22,184
UM, I DON'T MEAN TO BE
2291
00:59:19,848 --> 00:59:22,184
TOO FORWARD OR ANYTHING,
2292
00:59:22,184 --> 00:59:25,187
BUT I'M HERE IN TOWN,
2293
00:59:22,184 --> 00:59:25,187
YOU KNOW, CHECKIN' OUT
2294
00:59:22,184 --> 00:59:25,187
SOME REAL ESTATE, AND--
2295
00:59:25,187 --> 00:59:26,938
OH, WHEREABOUTS?
2296
00:59:26,938 --> 00:59:29,983
WELL, YOU KNOW,
2297
00:59:26,938 --> 00:59:29,983
UP AROUND O-OVER THERE.
2298
00:59:26,938 --> 00:59:29,983
IN MONTAUK?
2299
00:59:29,983 --> 00:59:32,861
WELL, MORE LIKE AROUND--
2300
00:59:29,983 --> 00:59:32,861
EAST HAMPTON.
2301
00:59:32,861 --> 00:59:35,489
OH, J-JUST ALL OVER THE PLACE.
2302
00:59:32,861 --> 00:59:35,489
IT'S ONE BIG BLUR.
2303
00:59:35,489 --> 00:59:37,449
ONE BIG BUSINESS BLUR,
2304
00:59:37,449 --> 00:59:40,577
AND I KINDA WANNA GET AWAY
2305
00:59:37,449 --> 00:59:40,577
FROM ALL THAT BUSINESS
2306
00:59:40,577 --> 00:59:43,038
AND HANG OUT WITH SOMEBODY
2307
00:59:40,577 --> 00:59:43,038
AND HAVE A REAL CONVERSATION.
2308
00:59:43,038 --> 00:59:46,124
SO, I WAS WONDERIN'
2309
00:59:43,038 --> 00:59:46,124
IF, YOU KNOW,
2310
00:59:43,038 --> 00:59:46,124
YOU'RE NOT TOO BUSY,
2311
00:59:46,124 --> 00:59:47,667
MAYBE WE CAN HANG OUT?
2312
00:59:47,667 --> 00:59:48,960
YEAH, SURE.
2313
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:50,754
REALLY?
2314
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:50,754
YEAH.
2315
00:59:50,754 --> 00:59:53,090
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
2316
00:59:50,754 --> 00:59:53,090
COOL! COOL!
2317
00:59:53,090 --> 00:59:55,008
COOL. IT'S COOL.
2318
00:59:55,008 --> 00:59:56,843
UH, SO, UH,
2319
00:59:56,843 --> 00:59:59,012
I'LL PICK YOU UP AT ABOUT...
2320
01:00:00,931 --> 01:00:03,808
HMM, UH...
2321
01:00:00,931 --> 01:00:03,808
[chuckles]
2322
01:00:03,808 --> 01:00:08,021
WELL, YOU KNOW, THE JET
2323
01:00:03,808 --> 01:00:08,021
SHOULD BE HERE ABOUT 7:30
2324
01:00:08,021 --> 01:00:09,689
AND THE LIMO WILL
2325
01:00:08,021 --> 01:00:09,689
TAKE ABOUT A HALF A--
2326
01:00:09,689 --> 01:00:11,108
ABOUT 8:00? IS THAT GOOD?
2327
01:00:11,108 --> 01:00:14,194
UM, YEAH,
2328
01:00:11,108 --> 01:00:14,194
8:00 SOUNDS GREAT.
2329
01:00:14,194 --> 01:00:15,987
8:00 SOUNDS GOOD?
2330
01:00:14,194 --> 01:00:15,987
OK, ALL RIGHT.
2331
01:00:15,987 --> 01:00:17,155
ALL RIGHT.
2332
01:00:17,155 --> 01:00:18,073
OK.
2333
01:00:18,073 --> 01:00:19,908
GOODBYE.
2334
01:00:18,073 --> 01:00:19,908
TAKE CARE.
2335
01:00:21,285 --> 01:00:22,786
YES!
2336
01:00:22,786 --> 01:00:24,871
(both)
2337
01:00:22,786 --> 01:00:24,871
HEY, WHERE'S OUR 5 BUCKS?
2338
01:00:24,871 --> 01:00:27,791
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
2339
01:00:24,871 --> 01:00:27,791
ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN.
2340
01:00:28,708 --> 01:00:29,960
HERE YOU GO.
2341
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:32,670
$5. $2.50 EACH.
2342
01:00:32,670 --> 01:00:34,298
HEY, YOU PROMISED
2343
01:00:32,670 --> 01:00:34,298
TO GIVE US $5 EACH.
2344
01:00:34,298 --> 01:00:36,841
STAY IN SCHOOL.
2345
01:00:34,298 --> 01:00:36,841
CHEAPO.
2346
01:00:36,841 --> 01:00:40,053
(Gina)
2347
01:00:36,841 --> 01:00:40,053
I AM NOT MAKING EXCUSES.
2348
01:00:36,841 --> 01:00:40,053
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT.
2349
01:00:40,053 --> 01:00:42,680
REALLY?
2350
01:00:40,053 --> 01:00:42,680
I DON'T WANT TO
2351
01:00:40,053 --> 01:00:42,680
BELIEVE THAT MARCUS
2352
01:00:40,053 --> 01:00:42,680
IS CHEATING ON ME.
2353
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:44,182
AND I DON'T WANNA BELIEVE
2354
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:44,182
MICHAEL JACKSON
2355
01:00:44,182 --> 01:00:46,226
KEEPS OFF CUTTIN' PIECES
2356
01:00:44,182 --> 01:00:46,226
OF HIS NOSE!
2357
01:00:46,226 --> 01:00:49,187
EXCUSE ME. UH, YOUR
2358
01:00:46,226 --> 01:00:49,187
CARD HAS BEEN DECLINED
2359
01:00:46,226 --> 01:00:49,187
FOR INSUFFICIENT FUNDS.
2360
01:00:49,187 --> 01:00:52,107
THE REP'S ON THE LINE.
2361
01:00:52,107 --> 01:00:54,359
YES, THIS IS MRS. COPELAND.
2362
01:00:55,986 --> 01:00:57,779
$4,000 DRESS?
2363
01:00:57,779 --> 01:00:59,990
AND WHERE DID I
2364
01:00:57,779 --> 01:00:59,990
BUY THIS DRESS?
2365
01:00:59,990 --> 01:01:01,908
THE HAMPTONS!
2366
01:01:02,867 --> 01:01:05,329
YES, I REMEMBER.
2367
01:01:06,330 --> 01:01:07,664
THANK YOU.
2368
01:01:11,709 --> 01:01:13,128
IT IS ON.
2369
01:01:17,382 --> 01:01:20,218
I DON'T SEE WHY I GOT
2370
01:01:17,382 --> 01:01:20,218
TO GO OUT WITH MANDINGO
2371
01:01:17,382 --> 01:01:20,218
AND HIS ANACONDA.
2372
01:01:20,218 --> 01:01:22,596
'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T,
2373
01:01:20,218 --> 01:01:22,596
YOU'RE GONNA BLOW OUR COVER.
2374
01:01:22,596 --> 01:01:25,307
YEAH, WELL, WHAT YOU
2375
01:01:22,596 --> 01:01:25,307
GONNA BE DOIN'?
2376
01:01:25,307 --> 01:01:29,311
ME? I'M GOIN' TO
2377
01:01:25,307 --> 01:01:29,311
FOLLOW UP ON A LEAD.
2378
01:01:30,395 --> 01:01:32,272
[TV playing]
2379
01:01:34,399 --> 01:01:36,318
YOU GOIN' ON A DATE.
2380
01:01:36,318 --> 01:01:38,612
SHE'S A REPORTER.
2381
01:01:38,612 --> 01:01:42,449
WHO ELSE KNOWS MORE ABOUT
2382
01:01:38,612 --> 01:01:42,449
THE HAMPTONS PEOPLE THAN HER?
2383
01:01:42,449 --> 01:01:45,118
[laughing]
2384
01:01:42,449 --> 01:01:45,118
ALL RIGHT,
2385
01:01:42,449 --> 01:01:45,118
SO I LIKE THE GIRL!
2386
01:01:45,118 --> 01:01:47,371
WELL, YOU'RE THE ONE
2387
01:01:45,118 --> 01:01:47,371
THAT'S ALWAYS TELLIN' ME
2388
01:01:45,118 --> 01:01:47,371
TO SETTLE DOWN.
2389
01:01:47,371 --> 01:01:49,373
YEAH, AND YOU SHOULD.
2390
01:01:47,371 --> 01:01:49,373
BUT THAT DON'T MEAN
2391
01:01:49,373 --> 01:01:51,791
I GOT TO GO OUT WITH
2392
01:01:49,373 --> 01:01:51,791
BUFFY THE WHITE GIRL SLAYER.
2393
01:01:51,791 --> 01:01:53,251
ALL RIGHT,
2394
01:01:51,791 --> 01:01:53,251
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
2395
01:01:53,251 --> 01:01:55,128
LOOK, JUST GO TO DINNER. OK?
2396
01:01:55,128 --> 01:01:56,754
I'M ONLY GONNA BE
2397
01:01:55,128 --> 01:01:56,754
A COUPLE OF HOURS,
2398
01:01:56,754 --> 01:01:58,674
AND I'LL MEET YOU
2399
01:01:56,754 --> 01:01:58,674
BACK AT THE CLUB.
2400
01:01:58,674 --> 01:02:00,342
YOU PROMISE?
2401
01:01:58,674 --> 01:02:00,342
I PROMISE.
2402
01:02:00,342 --> 01:02:01,843
I'M SERIOUS, DUDE. PROMISE.
2403
01:02:01,843 --> 01:02:02,802
I DO. I'M SERIOUS.
2404
01:02:02,802 --> 01:02:05,763
ALL RIGHT.
2405
01:02:02,802 --> 01:02:05,763
ALL RIGHT.
2406
01:02:05,763 --> 01:02:07,849
HEY, TELL LATRELL
2407
01:02:05,763 --> 01:02:07,849
IF HE NEEDS A COMDOM,
2408
01:02:07,849 --> 01:02:10,894
THERE'S AN EXTRA
2409
01:02:07,849 --> 01:02:10,894
SHOWER CURTAIN
2410
01:02:07,849 --> 01:02:10,894
IN THE BATHROOM.
2411
01:02:19,194 --> 01:02:21,405
AH, HOP IN.
2412
01:02:23,114 --> 01:02:26,159
TAKE YOUR TIME. WATCH
2413
01:02:23,114 --> 01:02:26,159
THOSE MARSHMALLOWS.
2414
01:02:29,663 --> 01:02:32,082
EASE ON IN THERE, NOW.
2415
01:02:32,082 --> 01:02:35,544
I WON'T BITE.
2416
01:02:32,082 --> 01:02:35,544
UNLESS YOU ASK ME TO.
2417
01:02:36,503 --> 01:02:37,629
[moans]
2418
01:02:41,007 --> 01:02:43,677
YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL.
2419
01:02:46,179 --> 01:02:48,056
[barks, growls]
2420
01:02:48,056 --> 01:02:49,683
GOOD BOY, BABY.
2421
01:02:49,683 --> 01:02:51,435
[starts engine]
2422
01:02:51,435 --> 01:02:53,937
HOW ABOUT WE LISTEN
2423
01:02:51,435 --> 01:02:53,937
TO A LITTLE BIT OF MUSIC?
2424
01:02:56,356 --> 01:02:58,525
♪[A Thousand Miles
2425
01:02:56,356 --> 01:02:58,525
by Vanessa Carlton playing]
2426
01:02:58,525 --> 01:03:00,068
WHAT THE...
2427
01:03:02,487 --> 01:03:06,700
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
2428
01:03:02,487 --> 01:03:06,700
I LOVE THIS SONG!
2429
01:03:06,700 --> 01:03:09,411
♪ MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN,
2430
01:03:06,700 --> 01:03:09,411
WALKING FAST ♪
2431
01:03:09,411 --> 01:03:12,038
♪ FACES PASS
2432
01:03:09,411 --> 01:03:12,038
AND I'M HOMEBOUND ♪
2433
01:03:12,038 --> 01:03:13,707
♪[Latrell humming]
2434
01:03:15,709 --> 01:03:17,335
♪ AND I NEED YOU ♪
2435
01:03:18,295 --> 01:03:19,837
♪ AND I MISS YOU ♪
2436
01:03:20,838 --> 01:03:23,925
♪ AND NOW I WONDER ♪
2437
01:03:23,925 --> 01:03:28,846
♪ IF I COULD FALL
2438
01:03:23,925 --> 01:03:28,846
INTO THE SKY ♪
2439
01:03:28,846 --> 01:03:33,685
♪ DO YOU THINK TIME
2440
01:03:28,846 --> 01:03:33,685
WOULD PASS ME BY ♪
2441
01:03:33,685 --> 01:03:38,440
♪ 'CAUSE YOU KNOW I'D
2442
01:03:33,685 --> 01:03:38,440
WALK A THOUSAND MILES ♪
2443
01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:42,486
♪ IF I COULD
2444
01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:42,486
JUST SEE YOU ♪
2445
01:03:43,779 --> 01:03:45,113
♪ TONIGHT ♪
2446
01:03:54,331 --> 01:03:57,334
♪ AND I, I ♪
2447
01:03:57,334 --> 01:03:59,544
♪ DON'T WANNA LET YOU GO ♪
2448
01:03:59,544 --> 01:04:01,505
GOOD EVENING, MADAM.
2449
01:03:59,544 --> 01:04:01,505
WELCOME TO BELLA.
2450
01:04:01,505 --> 01:04:03,715
THANK YOU.
2451
01:04:01,505 --> 01:04:03,715
SHH.
2452
01:04:03,715 --> 01:04:06,635
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?
2453
01:04:03,715 --> 01:04:06,635
I CAME TO BORROW THE CAR
2454
01:04:03,715 --> 01:04:06,635
AND THE KEYS TO HIS HOUSE.
2455
01:04:06,635 --> 01:04:09,887
ARE YOU CRAZY? IF YOU
2456
01:04:06,635 --> 01:04:09,887
CRASH THIS MAN'S CAR,
2457
01:04:06,635 --> 01:04:09,887
HE WILL KILL YOU.
2458
01:04:09,887 --> 01:04:11,723
I'M NOT GONNA CRASH IT.
2459
01:04:11,723 --> 01:04:13,475
LOOK, JUST CALL ME
2460
01:04:11,723 --> 01:04:13,475
BEFORE YOU LEAVE.
2461
01:04:11,723 --> 01:04:13,475
I'LL BRING IT BACK.
2462
01:04:13,475 --> 01:04:16,144
AND THEN YOU MEET ME
2463
01:04:13,475 --> 01:04:16,144
BACK AT THE CLUB.
2464
01:04:17,228 --> 01:04:18,855
OH, NO, MY BROTHER.
2465
01:04:18,855 --> 01:04:20,440
YOU GOT TO GET YOUR OWN.
2466
01:04:24,569 --> 01:04:26,196
[squealing]
2467
01:04:24,569 --> 01:04:26,196
HELP ME!
2468
01:04:26,196 --> 01:04:27,989
♪[That's Amore
2469
01:04:26,196 --> 01:04:27,989
by Dean Martin playing]
2470
01:04:27,989 --> 01:04:29,574
♪ WHEN THE MOON
2471
01:04:27,989 --> 01:04:29,574
HITS YOUR EYE ♪
2472
01:04:29,574 --> 01:04:31,493
♪ LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE ♪
2473
01:04:31,493 --> 01:04:33,244
♪ THAT'S AMORE ♪
2474
01:04:33,244 --> 01:04:35,288
THANK YOU.
2475
01:04:35,288 --> 01:04:37,374
♪ WHEN THE WORLD SEEMS ♪
2476
01:04:37,374 --> 01:04:39,626
MAY I BRING YOU
2477
01:04:37,374 --> 01:04:39,626
SOMETHING FROM THE BAR?
2478
01:04:39,626 --> 01:04:42,587
LET ME HAVE A BOTTLE
2479
01:04:39,626 --> 01:04:42,587
OF YOUR BEST CHAMPAGNE.
2480
01:04:43,547 --> 01:04:44,756
(waiter)
2481
01:04:43,547 --> 01:04:44,756
SIR.
2482
01:04:44,756 --> 01:04:46,717
♪ BELLS WILL RING ♪
2483
01:04:46,717 --> 01:04:48,719
AND BRING US SOME OYSTERS.
2484
01:04:48,719 --> 01:04:49,845
VERY GOOD, SIR.
2485
01:04:49,845 --> 01:04:53,139
I HAVE TO SAY,
2486
01:04:49,845 --> 01:04:53,139
I WAS SO EX...
2487
01:04:54,265 --> 01:04:56,142
EX--
2488
01:04:56,142 --> 01:04:58,687
I WAS HAPPY WHEN I BOUGHT YOU
2489
01:04:56,142 --> 01:04:58,687
AT THE AUCTION.
2490
01:04:58,687 --> 01:05:02,607
I MEAN, IT'S VERY RARE
2491
01:04:58,687 --> 01:05:02,607
I HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO
2492
01:05:02,607 --> 01:05:06,820
BASK IN THE AMBIENCE
2493
01:05:02,607 --> 01:05:06,820
OF SUCH A CLASSY LADY
2494
01:05:02,607 --> 01:05:06,820
SUCH AS YOURSELF.
2495
01:05:08,112 --> 01:05:10,240
OH, MY GOD!
2496
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:13,243
I AM HUMBLED BY YOUR...
2497
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:13,243
THIS ATHLETE'S FOOT
2498
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:13,243
IS JUST KILLING ME.
2499
01:05:13,243 --> 01:05:15,871
...BEAUTIFUL NATURE.
2500
01:05:13,243 --> 01:05:15,871
AH, THAT SMELL.
2501
01:05:13,243 --> 01:05:15,871
THAT'S INFECTION.
2502
01:05:15,871 --> 01:05:17,789
THE MOST
2503
01:05:15,871 --> 01:05:17,789
HIGH-CLASSNESS OF YOUR...
2504
01:05:17,789 --> 01:05:20,166
OH, MY GOD.
2505
01:05:17,789 --> 01:05:20,166
IS THAT A HANGNAIL?
2506
01:05:20,166 --> 01:05:21,585
UM...
2507
01:05:21,585 --> 01:05:23,670
CAPTIVATED BY YOUR BEAUTY.
2508
01:05:23,670 --> 01:05:27,465
YOUR BOUNTIFUL CURVES
2509
01:05:23,670 --> 01:05:27,465
REMIND ME
2510
01:05:23,670 --> 01:05:27,465
OF THE HILLS IN ITALY.
2511
01:05:32,345 --> 01:05:35,181
I'M SORRY.
2512
01:05:32,345 --> 01:05:35,181
YOU WERE SAYING?
2513
01:05:36,349 --> 01:05:38,184
THAT'S PERFECT. THANK YOU.
2514
01:05:38,184 --> 01:05:39,811
ARE YOU READY TO ORDER?
2515
01:05:39,811 --> 01:05:44,107
YES, UM,
2516
01:05:39,811 --> 01:05:44,107
I'LL HAVE THE CHICKEN.
2517
01:05:39,811 --> 01:05:44,107
WHITE MEAT ONLY.
2518
01:05:45,734 --> 01:05:49,404
AND FOR THE LADY,
2519
01:05:45,734 --> 01:05:49,404
PERHAPS A SALAD?
2520
01:05:49,404 --> 01:05:51,155
[chuckling]
2521
01:05:49,404 --> 01:05:51,155
PERHAPS NOT.
2522
01:05:51,155 --> 01:05:54,534
I'LL HAVE THE STEAK,
2523
01:05:51,155 --> 01:05:54,534
SMOTHERED IN ONIONS.
2524
01:05:54,534 --> 01:05:57,621
A RACK OF RIBS.
2525
01:05:54,534 --> 01:05:57,621
PASTA WITH EXTRA GARLIC.
2526
01:05:57,621 --> 01:05:59,581
FRENCH FRIES
2527
01:05:57,621 --> 01:05:59,581
WITH LOTS OF VINEGAR
2528
01:05:59,581 --> 01:06:03,251
AND A SIDE OF ONION RINGS
2529
01:05:59,581 --> 01:06:03,251
WITH LOTS AND LOTS
2530
01:05:59,581 --> 01:06:03,251
OF SAUERKRAUT.
2531
01:06:05,169 --> 01:06:06,713
OOH!
2532
01:06:06,713 --> 01:06:08,423
[sighs]
2533
01:06:08,423 --> 01:06:10,967
HAVE YOU EVER HAD OYSTERS?
2534
01:06:10,967 --> 01:06:14,095
DID YOU KNOW OYSTERS
2535
01:06:10,967 --> 01:06:14,095
ARE AN APHRODISIAC?
2536
01:06:15,472 --> 01:06:17,181
[slurping]
2537
01:06:19,142 --> 01:06:21,018
OH. OH.
2538
01:06:21,018 --> 01:06:22,103
SORRY.
2539
01:06:23,897 --> 01:06:26,065
MY TONGUE'S KIND OF BIG.
2540
01:06:30,904 --> 01:06:33,698
[engine roaring]
2541
01:06:33,698 --> 01:06:35,450
[tires squealing]
2542
01:06:36,660 --> 01:06:38,578
(Kevin)
2543
01:06:36,660 --> 01:06:38,578
IT'LL OPEN. HOLD IT!
2544
01:06:38,578 --> 01:06:40,497
I'LL PUSH. UGH.
2545
01:06:40,497 --> 01:06:43,207
YEAH. SEE,
2546
01:06:40,497 --> 01:06:43,207
THAT DID IT THERE.
2547
01:06:43,207 --> 01:06:45,543
JUST A LITTLE TURN, HUH?
2548
01:06:45,543 --> 01:06:47,754
THERE'S SO MANY
2549
01:06:45,543 --> 01:06:47,754
KEYS INVOLVED,
2550
01:06:47,754 --> 01:06:51,090
SOMETIMES IT'S HARD
2551
01:06:47,754 --> 01:06:51,090
TO FIGURE OUT WHAT'S WHAT.
2552
01:06:53,677 --> 01:06:56,387
HEY, HEY...
2553
01:06:56,387 --> 01:06:58,473
IT'S, UH, MEI LING.
2554
01:06:58,473 --> 01:07:00,057
[speaking Chinese]
2555
01:07:00,057 --> 01:07:02,352
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'
2556
01:07:00,057 --> 01:07:02,352
HERE, GIRL? IT'S LATE!
2557
01:07:02,352 --> 01:07:04,980
COME ON, NOW.
2558
01:07:02,352 --> 01:07:04,980
YOU HAVE TO GO HOME.
2559
01:07:04,980 --> 01:07:06,773
GIRL, YOU CANNOT
2560
01:07:04,980 --> 01:07:06,773
STAY HERE.
2561
01:07:06,773 --> 01:07:08,692
THERE ARE LAWS AGAINST
2562
01:07:06,773 --> 01:07:08,692
THIS KIND OF WORKMANSHIP.
2563
01:07:08,692 --> 01:07:10,986
THEY'RE GONNA THINK
2564
01:07:08,692 --> 01:07:10,986
I'M RUNNING SOME KIND
2565
01:07:08,692 --> 01:07:10,986
OF SWEATSHOP.
2566
01:07:10,986 --> 01:07:14,781
THAT GIRL DOES NOT KNOW
2567
01:07:10,986 --> 01:07:14,781
WHEN TO GO HOME, MAN.
2568
01:07:14,781 --> 01:07:16,616
I'M TELLING YOU,
2569
01:07:14,781 --> 01:07:16,616
SHE WILL STAY HERE
2570
01:07:16,616 --> 01:07:19,452
AND JUST CLEAN,
2571
01:07:16,616 --> 01:07:19,452
CLEAN, CLEAN FOREVER.
2572
01:07:19,452 --> 01:07:21,454
WHEW!
2573
01:07:21,454 --> 01:07:23,247
WOW!
2574
01:07:23,247 --> 01:07:25,959
THIS IS REALLY NICE.
2575
01:07:25,959 --> 01:07:28,127
YEAH, THIS IS DOPE!
2576
01:07:28,127 --> 01:07:29,295
HUH?
2577
01:07:29,295 --> 01:07:31,464
DOPE SUMMER HOME
2578
01:07:29,295 --> 01:07:31,464
I PICKED, BOY.
2579
01:07:31,464 --> 01:07:33,341
WHOO!
2580
01:07:33,341 --> 01:07:35,301
WHO'S--WHO'S THAT?
2581
01:07:37,012 --> 01:07:41,432
O-OH, THE--THE--
2582
01:07:37,012 --> 01:07:41,432
THE BIG, BUFF...
2583
01:07:37,012 --> 01:07:41,432
BALD DUDE WITH THE FUR?
2584
01:07:41,432 --> 01:07:42,726
YEAH.
2585
01:07:42,726 --> 01:07:44,811
UH, THAT'S--
2586
01:07:42,726 --> 01:07:44,811
THAT'S MY TRAINER.
2587
01:07:44,811 --> 01:07:46,980
YOU HAVE YOUR TRAINER
2588
01:07:44,811 --> 01:07:46,980
ON YOUR WALL?
2589
01:07:46,980 --> 01:07:50,191
YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW,
2590
01:07:46,980 --> 01:07:50,191
FOR INSPIRATION. I--I WANT
2591
01:07:46,980 --> 01:07:50,191
TO LOOK LIKE THAT ONE DAY
2592
01:07:50,191 --> 01:07:52,819
AND--AND I--I COME IN
2593
01:07:50,191 --> 01:07:52,819
EVERY MORNIN'
2594
01:07:50,191 --> 01:07:52,819
AND I--I LOOK AT THE...
2595
01:07:52,819 --> 01:07:54,153
YOU EVER SEE TITANIC?
2596
01:07:54,153 --> 01:07:55,697
NO, I--
2597
01:07:55,697 --> 01:07:58,199
ME, EITHER, BUT--
2598
01:07:55,697 --> 01:07:58,199
YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK?
2599
01:07:58,199 --> 01:08:00,535
YEAH, SURE. A GLASS OF WINE
2600
01:07:58,199 --> 01:08:00,535
WOULD BE NICE.
2601
01:08:00,535 --> 01:08:02,620
WINE. AH!
2602
01:08:02,620 --> 01:08:06,791
OK, SO I'M GONNA GET YOU
2603
01:08:02,620 --> 01:08:06,791
A GLASS OF WINE AND, UM...
2604
01:08:06,791 --> 01:08:08,752
THA-THAT'D BE IN
2605
01:08:06,791 --> 01:08:08,752
THE KITCHEN, RIGHT?
2606
01:08:08,752 --> 01:08:11,838
I DON'T KNOW.
2607
01:08:08,752 --> 01:08:11,838
THIS IS YOUR HOUSE, LATRELL.
2608
01:08:11,838 --> 01:08:14,215
WHO? OH, ME! LATRELL.
2609
01:08:14,215 --> 01:08:17,719
THAT'S RIGHT. I-I'M LATRELL.
2610
01:08:14,215 --> 01:08:17,719
THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT.
2611
01:08:17,719 --> 01:08:21,514
I'M GOING TO GET YOU
2612
01:08:17,719 --> 01:08:21,514
A BOTTLE OF MY WINE
2613
01:08:17,719 --> 01:08:21,514
IN MY HOUSE.
2614
01:08:21,514 --> 01:08:25,602
♪ IT'S MY HOUSE
2615
01:08:21,514 --> 01:08:25,602
AND I LIVE HERE ♪
2616
01:08:39,699 --> 01:08:40,867
[grunting]
2617
01:08:46,122 --> 01:08:48,332
DAMN, LITTLE LADY!
2618
01:08:48,332 --> 01:08:50,418
YOU SURE CAN PUT IT AWAY.
2619
01:08:50,418 --> 01:08:52,087
[laughing]
2620
01:08:53,463 --> 01:08:55,256
YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
2621
01:08:57,550 --> 01:08:58,843
VOILA!
2622
01:09:03,056 --> 01:09:04,808
OH, YOU HAVE A DOG.
2623
01:09:04,808 --> 01:09:07,268
NO, I DON'T HAVE
2624
01:09:04,808 --> 01:09:07,268
NO DAMN DOG.
2625
01:09:08,937 --> 01:09:12,565
WELL, THEN
2626
01:09:08,937 --> 01:09:12,565
WHOSE DOG IS THAT?
2627
01:09:12,565 --> 01:09:14,442
[dog growling]
2628
01:09:14,442 --> 01:09:15,693
[barking]
2629
01:09:15,693 --> 01:09:17,361
OH, SHIT.
2630
01:09:19,238 --> 01:09:23,409
AHH....THAT'S--THAT'S
2631
01:09:19,238 --> 01:09:23,409
NOT NO DOG.
2632
01:09:23,409 --> 01:09:25,120
THAT'S FAMILY.
2633
01:09:26,997 --> 01:09:28,581
HEY, COUSIN.
2634
01:09:31,084 --> 01:09:33,294
[blowing air]
2635
01:09:33,294 --> 01:09:35,088
[squeaking]
2636
01:09:33,294 --> 01:09:35,088
COME HERE, BOY.
2637
01:09:39,050 --> 01:09:40,343
[groaning]
2638
01:09:40,343 --> 01:09:42,261
HE LOOKS REALLY MAD!
2639
01:09:40,343 --> 01:09:42,261
ARE YOU OK?
2640
01:09:42,261 --> 01:09:45,765
YEAH, I'M FINE. HE JUST
2641
01:09:42,261 --> 01:09:45,765
MISSES ME, THAT'S ALL.
2642
01:09:45,765 --> 01:09:49,894
OK, BOY, PLAYTIME'S OVER.
2643
01:09:45,765 --> 01:09:49,894
LET ME UP!
2644
01:09:49,894 --> 01:09:50,937
[screams]
2645
01:09:50,937 --> 01:09:52,522
YOU WANT ME
2646
01:09:50,937 --> 01:09:52,522
TO GO FOR HELP?
2647
01:09:52,522 --> 01:09:54,149
NO, WE'RE JUST HAVING FUN.
2648
01:09:54,149 --> 01:09:56,484
OW! YOU SURE ARE
2649
01:09:54,149 --> 01:09:56,484
PLAYFUL TODAY.
2650
01:09:58,820 --> 01:10:01,280
YOU WANT TO GO
2651
01:09:58,820 --> 01:10:01,280
FOR A WALK, BOY?
2652
01:10:02,573 --> 01:10:05,201
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!
2653
01:10:05,201 --> 01:10:07,787
YOU KNOW WHAT?
2654
01:10:05,201 --> 01:10:07,787
FORGET THIS!
2655
01:10:05,201 --> 01:10:07,787
I'M OUT OF HERE!
2656
01:10:07,787 --> 01:10:09,664
I DON'T WANT TO GO
2657
01:10:07,787 --> 01:10:09,664
ON A DATE WITH A GUY
2658
01:10:09,664 --> 01:10:12,208
AND HIS DOG
2659
01:10:09,664 --> 01:10:12,208
IS BITING HIM AND...
2660
01:10:15,962 --> 01:10:18,464
[panting]
2661
01:10:15,962 --> 01:10:18,464
[dog growling]
2662
01:10:18,464 --> 01:10:22,301
OH! OK, WHAT'S HE DOING NOW?
2663
01:10:18,464 --> 01:10:22,301
WHAT'S THAT? WHAT'S THAT?
2664
01:10:22,301 --> 01:10:27,515
DON'T PAY HIM NO MIND.
2665
01:10:22,301 --> 01:10:27,515
HE'S JUST GOING TO DO THAT
2666
01:10:22,301 --> 01:10:27,515
UNTIL HE FALLS ASLEEP.
2667
01:10:29,726 --> 01:10:32,603
NOW, WHERE WERE WE?
2668
01:10:29,726 --> 01:10:32,603
AH, WINE!
2669
01:10:34,064 --> 01:10:35,982
OH, GOD!
2670
01:10:43,573 --> 01:10:48,036
YOU KNOW, I, UH,
2671
01:10:43,573 --> 01:10:48,036
LIKE A WOMAN WITH
2672
01:10:43,573 --> 01:10:48,036
A LITTLE EXTRA SOMETHING.
2673
01:10:49,453 --> 01:10:53,583
A LITTLE CUSHION
2674
01:10:49,453 --> 01:10:53,583
FOR THE PUSHIN'.
2675
01:10:53,583 --> 01:10:56,502
I'D REALLY LOVE FOR YOU
2676
01:10:53,583 --> 01:10:56,502
TO COME TO ONE OF MY GAMES.
2677
01:10:56,502 --> 01:10:59,130
NO, THANK YOU.
2678
01:10:56,502 --> 01:10:59,130
I'VE SEEN YOU PLAY.
2679
01:10:59,130 --> 01:11:01,007
NOT IMPRESSED.
2680
01:11:01,007 --> 01:11:04,010
EXCUSE ME? I'M
2681
01:11:01,007 --> 01:11:04,010
THE HIGHEST SCORIN'
2682
01:11:01,007 --> 01:11:04,010
FORWARD IN THE LEAGUE!
2683
01:11:04,010 --> 01:11:06,804
YEAH.
2684
01:11:04,010 --> 01:11:06,804
BUT ALL THAT TALENT?
2685
01:11:06,804 --> 01:11:09,599
TOTALLY OVERSHADOWED
2686
01:11:06,804 --> 01:11:09,599
BY NOTHIN' BUT SCANDALS
2687
01:11:06,804 --> 01:11:09,599
AND PURE LAZINESS.
2688
01:11:09,599 --> 01:11:13,811
I MEAN, COME ON! YOU'RE
2689
01:11:09,599 --> 01:11:13,811
SHOOTIN' UNDER 50 PERCENT
2690
01:11:09,599 --> 01:11:13,811
FROM THE FREE THROW LINE, OK?
2691
01:11:13,811 --> 01:11:15,605
YOUR TURNOVER RATIO,
2692
01:11:13,811 --> 01:11:15,605
ABYSMAL.
2693
01:11:15,605 --> 01:11:17,481
AND ON TOP OF THAT,
2694
01:11:15,605 --> 01:11:17,481
YOU CAN'T SHOOT
2695
01:11:17,481 --> 01:11:19,984
3-POINTERS TO
2696
01:11:17,481 --> 01:11:19,984
SAVE YOUR LIFE. SO, UH,
2697
01:11:19,984 --> 01:11:21,527
SQUEEZE ME.
2698
01:11:22,570 --> 01:11:24,072
[sobbing]
2699
01:11:30,286 --> 01:11:33,164
NO ONE'S EVER CARED
2700
01:11:30,286 --> 01:11:33,164
LIKE THAT BEFORE.
2701
01:11:34,874 --> 01:11:36,584
COME HERE, BABY!
2702
01:11:39,336 --> 01:11:40,838
[farting]
2703
01:11:40,838 --> 01:11:42,132
OH, OH!
2704
01:11:42,132 --> 01:11:43,174
[whimpering]
2705
01:11:43,174 --> 01:11:46,094
OOPSIE!
2706
01:11:43,174 --> 01:11:46,094
I HAD A POOPSIE.
2707
01:11:46,094 --> 01:11:50,265
GIRL, WE GONNA
2708
01:11:46,094 --> 01:11:50,265
GET ALONG JUST FINE.
2709
01:11:50,265 --> 01:11:51,975
BACK AT YOU!
2710
01:11:51,975 --> 01:11:53,768
[farting]
2711
01:11:53,768 --> 01:11:55,270
OH!
2712
01:11:55,270 --> 01:11:56,980
BASK IN THE AMBIENCE!
2713
01:11:56,980 --> 01:11:59,315
I'M GOING TO BE SICK.
2714
01:11:56,980 --> 01:11:59,315
BASKING IN THE AMBIENCE!
2715
01:11:59,315 --> 01:12:02,193
SO, NO. I JUMP OVER
2716
01:11:59,315 --> 01:12:02,193
THE FENCE, FALL.
2717
01:12:02,193 --> 01:12:03,736
I SCRAPE MY KNEE--
2718
01:12:03,736 --> 01:12:05,696
GET OUT OF HERE.
2719
01:12:03,736 --> 01:12:05,696
I-- NO, SERIOUSLY.
2720
01:12:03,736 --> 01:12:05,696
LISTEN.
2721
01:12:05,696 --> 01:12:08,699
I SCRAPE MY KNEE,
2722
01:12:05,696 --> 01:12:08,699
I GET CHASED
2723
01:12:05,696 --> 01:12:08,699
BY THE COPS,
2724
01:12:08,699 --> 01:12:10,660
AND I SPEND
2725
01:12:08,699 --> 01:12:10,660
THE NIGHT IN JAIL.
2726
01:12:10,660 --> 01:12:12,120
THAT'S INSANE.
2727
01:12:10,660 --> 01:12:12,120
YOU DID ALL THAT
2728
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:14,205
JUST TO FIND J-LO
2729
01:12:12,120 --> 01:12:14,205
AND BEN'S HIDEAWAY?
2730
01:12:14,205 --> 01:12:17,750
I CAN'T HELP IT. YOU KNOW,
2731
01:12:14,205 --> 01:12:17,750
INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM
2732
01:12:14,205 --> 01:12:17,750
IS MY PASSION.
2733
01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:21,796
SO HOW'D YOU END UP
2734
01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:21,796
WRITING PUFF PIECES
2735
01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:21,796
FOR THE LOCAL NEWS?
2736
01:12:22,964 --> 01:12:26,050
UNFORTUNATELY,
2737
01:12:22,964 --> 01:12:26,050
I--I MADE SOME ENEMIES,
2738
01:12:26,050 --> 01:12:28,761
AND ENDED UP GETTING
2739
01:12:26,050 --> 01:12:28,761
FIRED FROM MY LAST JOB.
2740
01:12:28,761 --> 01:12:30,513
WHAT HAPPENED?
2741
01:12:30,513 --> 01:12:32,556
OH, BELIEVE ME,
2742
01:12:30,513 --> 01:12:32,556
YOU DON'T WANT TO
2743
01:12:30,513 --> 01:12:32,556
KNOW ABOUT THAT.
2744
01:12:32,556 --> 01:12:35,185
LOOK, I SPENT ALL NIGHT
2745
01:12:32,556 --> 01:12:35,185
TALKIN' ABOUT MYSELF.
2746
01:12:35,185 --> 01:12:40,148
SOMETIMES IT'S GOOD
2747
01:12:35,185 --> 01:12:40,148
FOR A MAN TO JUST
2748
01:12:35,185 --> 01:12:40,148
SIT BACK AND LISTEN.
2749
01:12:40,148 --> 01:12:41,691
WELL, SINCE YOU
2750
01:12:40,148 --> 01:12:41,691
PUT IT THAT WAY.
2751
01:12:41,691 --> 01:12:43,193
MMM-HMM?
2752
01:12:45,736 --> 01:12:48,865
I DID THIS PIECE
2753
01:12:45,736 --> 01:12:48,865
ON WARREN VANDERGELD.
2754
01:12:48,865 --> 01:12:51,701
HIM AND HIS PARTNERS
2755
01:12:48,865 --> 01:12:51,701
TRIED TO SWINDLE A GUY.
2756
01:12:51,701 --> 01:12:54,495
YOU TALKIN'
2757
01:12:51,701 --> 01:12:54,495
ABOUT TED BURTON?
2758
01:12:54,495 --> 01:12:56,331
YEAH, HOW--HOW
2759
01:12:54,495 --> 01:12:56,331
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
2760
01:12:56,331 --> 01:12:59,042
I-IT WAS IN THE PAPER.
2761
01:12:56,331 --> 01:12:59,042
I--I READ ABOUT IT.
2762
01:12:59,042 --> 01:13:02,003
WELL, BUT WHAT THEY DIDN'T
2763
01:12:59,042 --> 01:13:02,003
REPORT IN THE PAPER
2764
01:13:02,003 --> 01:13:05,089
WAS THAT BURTON
2765
01:13:02,003 --> 01:13:05,089
WAS 10 TIMES SMARTER
2766
01:13:02,003 --> 01:13:05,089
THAN ALL OF THEM.
2767
01:13:05,089 --> 01:13:09,177
HE EMBEZZLED MILLIONS
2768
01:13:05,089 --> 01:13:09,177
AND STASHED IT IN
2769
01:13:05,089 --> 01:13:09,177
AN OFFSHORE ACCOUNT.
2770
01:13:11,428 --> 01:13:13,806
WHEN VANDERGELD
2771
01:13:11,428 --> 01:13:13,806
HEARD THE STORY
2772
01:13:11,428 --> 01:13:13,806
WAS GOING TO BREAK,
2773
01:13:13,806 --> 01:13:16,100
HE DIDN'T WANT
2774
01:13:13,806 --> 01:13:16,100
TO BE EMBARRASSED.
2775
01:13:16,100 --> 01:13:18,228
WELL, THERE GOES MY JOB.
2776
01:13:20,230 --> 01:13:22,232
YOU KNOW,
2777
01:13:20,230 --> 01:13:22,232
YOU'RE A GOOD LISTENER.
2778
01:13:22,232 --> 01:13:25,568
IT SEEMS LIKE YOU HAVE
2779
01:13:22,232 --> 01:13:25,568
THE WHOLE PACKAGE.
2780
01:13:34,911 --> 01:13:36,495
[phone ringing]
2781
01:13:37,621 --> 01:13:39,207
[cell phone ringing]
2782
01:13:39,207 --> 01:13:40,499
[moaning]
2783
01:13:42,668 --> 01:13:44,254
OH, MAN!
2784
01:13:47,298 --> 01:13:48,507
HELLO?
2785
01:13:48,507 --> 01:13:50,218
YO, KEV,
2786
01:13:48,507 --> 01:13:50,218
YOU GOT TO GO.
2787
01:13:50,218 --> 01:13:51,219
WHAT? NOW?
2788
01:13:51,219 --> 01:13:53,554
YEAH, NOW. WE'RE ON OUR WAY.
2789
01:13:53,554 --> 01:13:55,973
COME ON, MAN, CAN'T YOU
2790
01:13:53,554 --> 01:13:55,973
STALL HIM FOR A LITTLE WHILE?
2791
01:13:55,973 --> 01:13:59,560
LOOK, THIS MAN SANG TO ME,
2792
01:13:55,973 --> 01:13:59,560
HE TRIED TO KISS ME
2793
01:13:55,973 --> 01:13:59,560
AND, ON TOP OF THAT,
2794
01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:01,562
HE BEEN FARTING
2795
01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:01,562
FOR THE LAST 20 MINUTES.
2796
01:14:01,562 --> 01:14:05,400
ALL RIGHT.
2797
01:14:01,562 --> 01:14:05,400
ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE THERE
2798
01:14:01,562 --> 01:14:05,400
IN A MINUTE. BYE.
2799
01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:07,277
(Latrell)
2800
01:14:05,400 --> 01:14:07,277
OH, COTTONTAIL!
2801
01:14:07,277 --> 01:14:09,028
I'M COMIN', NIGGA!
2802
01:14:11,989 --> 01:14:14,117
GOMEZ, WHAT THE HELL
2803
01:14:11,989 --> 01:14:14,117
ARE WE LOOKING FOR?
2804
01:14:14,117 --> 01:14:15,701
I DON'T KNOW.
2805
01:14:15,701 --> 01:14:17,745
SOMETHING JUST AIN'T RIGHT
2806
01:14:15,701 --> 01:14:17,745
ABOUT THESE GIRLS.
2807
01:14:17,745 --> 01:14:20,248
I'M GONNA CHECK
2808
01:14:17,745 --> 01:14:20,248
THE BATHROOM.
2809
01:14:30,925 --> 01:14:33,303
(Gomez)
2810
01:14:30,925 --> 01:14:33,303
FIND ANYTHING?
2811
01:14:33,303 --> 01:14:36,139
UH, NO. NOT--NOT YET.
2812
01:14:40,559 --> 01:14:41,727
[sighing]
2813
01:14:49,026 --> 01:14:51,821
[sniffing]
2814
01:14:49,026 --> 01:14:51,821
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
2815
01:14:49,026 --> 01:14:51,821
BELIEVE WHAT I JUST...
2816
01:14:51,821 --> 01:14:53,948
WHAT THE HELL
2817
01:14:51,821 --> 01:14:53,948
ARE YOU DOING?
2818
01:14:56,867 --> 01:14:59,329
SNIFFING CHICKS'
2819
01:14:56,867 --> 01:14:59,329
UNDERWEAR, MAN.
2820
01:14:59,329 --> 01:15:01,164
WHAT IS THE BIG D...
2821
01:15:01,164 --> 01:15:02,873
IT'S... WHAT?
2822
01:15:08,296 --> 01:15:09,839
THEY'RE GUYS,
2823
01:15:08,296 --> 01:15:09,839
AREN'T THEY?
2824
01:15:09,839 --> 01:15:13,301
WOW. YOU REALLY
2825
01:15:09,839 --> 01:15:13,301
ARE DISGUSTING.
2826
01:15:14,885 --> 01:15:17,221
[all chattering]
2827
01:15:20,016 --> 01:15:22,393
♪[music playing]
2828
01:15:26,981 --> 01:15:28,274
CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK?
2829
01:15:28,274 --> 01:15:29,859
BUZZ OFF, SMALLVILLE.
2830
01:15:29,859 --> 01:15:32,195
OH, MY GOD,
2831
01:15:29,859 --> 01:15:32,195
I SO DON'T GET IT.
2832
01:15:32,195 --> 01:15:33,696
GUYS THINK IF THEY
2833
01:15:32,195 --> 01:15:33,696
BUY YOU A DRINK
2834
01:15:33,696 --> 01:15:35,365
IT'S A FREE TICKET
2835
01:15:33,696 --> 01:15:35,365
INTO YOUR PANTS.
2836
01:15:35,365 --> 01:15:37,200
WELL, IT'S NOT.
2837
01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:38,326
WHAT CAN I GET YOU LADIES?
2838
01:15:38,326 --> 01:15:39,660
I'LL HAVE A PANTY DROPPER.
2839
01:15:39,660 --> 01:15:40,870
SCREAMING ORGASM.
2840
01:15:40,870 --> 01:15:43,206
A SLOW, COMFORTABLE
2841
01:15:40,870 --> 01:15:43,206
SCREW.
2842
01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:47,210
A BLUE BALLS
2843
01:15:45,500 --> 01:15:47,210
ON THE ROCKS?
2844
01:15:47,210 --> 01:15:49,337
I'VE HAD THAT BEFORE.
2845
01:15:47,210 --> 01:15:49,337
THAT'S A GOOD DRINK.
2846
01:15:49,337 --> 01:15:51,297
DON'T DRINK TOO MANY.
2847
01:15:51,297 --> 01:15:53,341
(man)
2848
01:15:51,297 --> 01:15:53,341
YO, LATRELL.
2849
01:15:53,341 --> 01:15:55,718
WHAT'S UP?
2850
01:15:53,341 --> 01:15:55,718
YEAH, WHAT'S UP, MAN?
2851
01:15:55,718 --> 01:15:57,387
EX-EXCUSE ME, BABY.
2852
01:15:55,718 --> 01:15:57,387
HEY, LATRELL.
2853
01:15:57,387 --> 01:15:59,722
HOW YOU DOIN'?
2854
01:15:59,722 --> 01:16:01,474
(Heath)
2855
01:15:59,722 --> 01:16:01,474
LATRELL, MY MAN!
2856
01:16:01,474 --> 01:16:03,559
WHAT'S GOING ON,
2857
01:16:01,474 --> 01:16:03,559
BROTHER?
2858
01:16:01,474 --> 01:16:03,559
WHAT'S UP, MAN?
2859
01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:05,395
HEY, 2 APPLE MARTINIS.
2860
01:16:05,395 --> 01:16:07,563
YOU HITTIN' THAT, BRO?
2861
01:16:07,563 --> 01:16:09,106
THIS IS A TOUGH ONE
2862
01:16:07,563 --> 01:16:09,106
TO CRACK.
2863
01:16:09,106 --> 01:16:11,567
TIFFANY WILSON?
2864
01:16:09,106 --> 01:16:11,567
SHE PUTS THE X QUEEN?
2865
01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:13,152
[chuckling]
2866
01:16:13,152 --> 01:16:15,488
DROP A COUPLE OF THESE
2867
01:16:13,152 --> 01:16:15,488
BABIES IN HER DRINK, MAN.
2868
01:16:15,488 --> 01:16:17,532
HEY, HEY, YOU SURE
2869
01:16:15,488 --> 01:16:17,532
THIS WILL WORK?
2870
01:16:17,532 --> 01:16:20,201
MAN, I JUST TOOK 2 OF THEM,
2871
01:16:17,532 --> 01:16:20,201
AND I'M TELLING YOU,
2872
01:16:20,201 --> 01:16:22,953
I'M BONING SOMEONE
2873
01:16:20,201 --> 01:16:22,953
TONIGHT, YOU KNOW?
2874
01:16:23,913 --> 01:16:25,415
EXCUSE ME.
2875
01:16:27,124 --> 01:16:28,667
[pills clinking]
2876
01:16:28,667 --> 01:16:31,795
[laughing]
2877
01:16:31,795 --> 01:16:35,383
THAT'S FOR YOU,
2878
01:16:31,795 --> 01:16:35,383
MY LITTLE MIRACLE WHIP.
2879
01:16:35,383 --> 01:16:38,261
YOU NEED TO LOOSEN UP.
2880
01:16:35,383 --> 01:16:38,261
THERE YOU GO.
2881
01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:41,013
THAT'S FOR YOU.
2882
01:16:41,013 --> 01:16:42,806
OH, MY GOD!
2883
01:16:41,013 --> 01:16:42,806
IS THAT BRITNEY SPEARS?
2884
01:16:42,806 --> 01:16:44,641
WHERE?
2885
01:16:42,806 --> 01:16:44,641
RIGHT OVER THERE.
2886
01:16:44,641 --> 01:16:47,144
OH, FORGET IT,
2887
01:16:44,641 --> 01:16:47,144
SHE JUST LEFT.
2888
01:16:48,521 --> 01:16:50,689
OOPS, SHE DID IT AGAIN.
2889
01:16:55,319 --> 01:16:57,988
LET'S DRINK UP.
2890
01:16:55,319 --> 01:16:57,988
OH, LET'S DO IT.
2891
01:16:57,988 --> 01:17:00,241
TO THE LAST DROP.
2892
01:17:03,827 --> 01:17:06,414
♪[I Got That Boom Boom
2893
01:17:03,827 --> 01:17:06,414
by Britney Spears playing]
2894
01:17:06,414 --> 01:17:08,207
THAT'S GOOD.
2895
01:17:06,414 --> 01:17:08,207
MMM-HMM.
2896
01:17:08,207 --> 01:17:09,542
YOU WANNA DANCE?
2897
01:17:09,542 --> 01:17:11,335
YOU KNOW,
2898
01:17:09,542 --> 01:17:11,335
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
2899
01:17:11,335 --> 01:17:12,669
HERE, HOLD BABY.
2900
01:17:11,335 --> 01:17:12,669
LET'S GO, GIRLS.
2901
01:17:12,669 --> 01:17:13,921
(Kevin)
2902
01:17:12,669 --> 01:17:13,921
LET'S GO.
2903
01:17:13,921 --> 01:17:15,339
♪ SOMETHIN' TO SAY ♪
2904
01:17:15,339 --> 01:17:16,549
(Karen)
2905
01:17:15,339 --> 01:17:16,549
WHOO!
2906
01:17:18,301 --> 01:17:21,596
♪ WATCHING EVERY INCH
2907
01:17:18,301 --> 01:17:21,596
OF MY BODY ♪
2908
01:17:21,596 --> 01:17:24,599
YO. I FOUND OUT SOME
2909
01:17:21,596 --> 01:17:24,599
INTERESTING INFORMATION.
2910
01:17:24,599 --> 01:17:27,643
TED BURTON TURNED
2911
01:17:24,599 --> 01:17:27,643
THE TABLES ON VANDERGELD.
2912
01:17:27,643 --> 01:17:29,479
TUCKED AWAY $100 MILLION.
2913
01:17:29,479 --> 01:17:32,315
BEEN LIVIN' THE HIGH LIFE
2914
01:17:29,479 --> 01:17:32,315
EVER SINCE HE
2915
01:17:29,479 --> 01:17:32,315
GOT OUT OF PRISON.
2916
01:17:32,315 --> 01:17:34,317
THERE GOES OUR MOTIVE.
2917
01:17:35,943 --> 01:17:40,697
♪ I BEGIN TO DANCE
2918
01:17:35,943 --> 01:17:40,697
JUST A LITTLE BIT ♪
2919
01:17:40,697 --> 01:17:43,826
♪ TO TURN YOU ON ♪
2920
01:17:43,826 --> 01:17:46,579
THOSE SKANKS THINK
2921
01:17:43,826 --> 01:17:46,579
THAT THEY'RE HOT?
2922
01:17:48,289 --> 01:17:51,000
OH, LET'S SHOW THEM
2923
01:17:48,289 --> 01:17:51,000
WHAT SEXY REALLY IS.
2924
01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:53,710
♪ HURRY UP BEFORE IT'S GONE ♪
2925
01:17:53,710 --> 01:17:55,796
♪ I GOT THAT BOOM BOOM ♪
2926
01:17:55,796 --> 01:17:57,507
♪ THAT YOU WANT ♪
2927
01:17:57,507 --> 01:17:59,758
♪ I DON'T THINK
2928
01:17:57,507 --> 01:17:59,758
YOU SHOULD WAIT ♪
2929
01:17:59,758 --> 01:18:02,345
♪ ONE MINUTE
2930
01:17:59,758 --> 01:18:02,345
MIGHT BE TOO LATE ♪
2931
01:18:02,345 --> 01:18:04,180
[bottles clinking]
2932
01:18:06,140 --> 01:18:08,309
♪ I DON'T THINK
2933
01:18:06,140 --> 01:18:08,309
YOU SHOULD WAIT ♪
2934
01:18:08,309 --> 01:18:10,894
♪ ONE MINUTE
2935
01:18:08,309 --> 01:18:10,894
MIGHT BE TOO LATE ♪
2936
01:18:10,894 --> 01:18:12,855
♪ BOOM, BOOM ♪
2937
01:18:12,855 --> 01:18:14,649
♪ BOY YOU LOOK SO SEXY ♪
2938
01:18:16,859 --> 01:18:19,945
THEY WANT TO BATTLE.
2939
01:18:16,859 --> 01:18:19,945
LET'S GO, GIRLS.
2940
01:18:21,405 --> 01:18:23,240
♪ LOOK SO SEXY ♪
2941
01:18:23,240 --> 01:18:24,950
[all cheering]
2942
01:18:28,745 --> 01:18:31,582
♪[Crazy In Love
2943
01:18:28,745 --> 01:18:31,582
by Beyonce Knowles playing]
2944
01:18:35,336 --> 01:18:37,588
YOU GIRLS
2945
01:18:35,336 --> 01:18:37,588
WANT SOME OF THIS?
2946
01:18:37,588 --> 01:18:39,882
BRING IT ON, SISTERS!
2947
01:18:39,882 --> 01:18:41,884
OK, LET'S DO IT!
2948
01:18:42,843 --> 01:18:45,429
5, 6, 7, 8.
2949
01:18:45,429 --> 01:18:47,097
[crowd cheering]
2950
01:18:54,980 --> 01:18:57,733
♪ UH-OH, UH-OH,
2951
01:18:54,980 --> 01:18:57,733
UH-OH, OH, NO, NO ♪
2952
01:18:57,733 --> 01:19:00,570
♪ UH-OH, UH-OH,
2953
01:18:57,733 --> 01:19:00,570
UH-OH, OH, NO, NO ♪
2954
01:19:09,161 --> 01:19:11,664
♪ I LOOK AND STARE
2955
01:19:09,161 --> 01:19:11,664
SO DEEP IN YOUR EYES ♪
2956
01:19:11,664 --> 01:19:14,041
♪ I TOUCH ON YOU
2957
01:19:11,664 --> 01:19:14,041
MORE AND MORE EVERY TIME ♪
2958
01:19:14,041 --> 01:19:16,293
♪ WHEN YOU LEAVE,
2959
01:19:14,041 --> 01:19:16,293
I'M BEGGING YOU NOT TO GO ♪
2960
01:19:16,293 --> 01:19:18,795
♪ CALL YOUR NAME
2961
01:19:16,293 --> 01:19:18,795
2 OR 3 TIMES IN A ROW ♪
2962
01:19:18,795 --> 01:19:21,090
♪ SUCH A FUNNY THING FOR ME
2963
01:19:18,795 --> 01:19:21,090
TO TRY TO EXPLAIN ♪
2964
01:19:21,090 --> 01:19:23,967
♪ HOW I'M FEELING AND MY PRIDE
2965
01:19:21,090 --> 01:19:23,967
IS THE ONE TO BLAME ♪
2966
01:19:23,967 --> 01:19:26,345
♪ 'CAUSE I KNOW
2967
01:19:23,967 --> 01:19:26,345
I DON'T UNDERSTAND ♪
2968
01:19:26,345 --> 01:19:28,472
♪ JUST HOW YOUR LOVE
2969
01:19:26,345 --> 01:19:28,472
YOUR DOING NO ONE ELSE CAN ♪
2970
01:19:28,472 --> 01:19:30,516
♪ GOT ME LOOKING SO CRAZY
2971
01:19:28,472 --> 01:19:30,516
RIGHT NOW, YOUR LOVE'S ♪
2972
01:19:30,516 --> 01:19:32,685
♪ GOT ME LOOKING SO CRAZY
2973
01:19:30,516 --> 01:19:32,685
RIGHT NOW, IN LOVE ♪
2974
01:19:32,685 --> 01:19:35,563
♪ GOT ME LOOKING SO CRAZY
2975
01:19:32,685 --> 01:19:35,563
RIGHT NOW, YOUR TOUCH ♪
2976
01:19:35,563 --> 01:19:37,898
♪ GOT ME LOOKING SO CRAZY
2977
01:19:35,563 --> 01:19:37,898
RIGHT NOW ♪
2978
01:19:37,898 --> 01:19:40,401
♪ GOT ME HOPING YOU'LL PAGE ME
2979
01:19:37,898 --> 01:19:40,401
RIGHT NOW, YOUR KISS ♪
2980
01:19:40,401 --> 01:19:42,278
♪ GOT ME HOPING
2981
01:19:40,401 --> 01:19:42,278
YOU'LL SAVE ME RIGHT NOW ♪
2982
01:19:42,278 --> 01:19:44,447
♪ LOOKING SO CRAZY
2983
01:19:42,278 --> 01:19:44,447
IN LOVE'S ♪
2984
01:19:44,447 --> 01:19:47,700
♪ GOT ME LOOKING,
2985
01:19:44,447 --> 01:19:47,700
GOT ME LOOKING
2986
01:19:44,447 --> 01:19:47,700
SO CRAZY IN LOVE ♪
2987
01:19:47,700 --> 01:19:49,577
[all cheering]
2988
01:19:49,577 --> 01:19:51,454
COME ON.
2989
01:19:51,454 --> 01:19:53,914
[cheering]
2990
01:19:53,914 --> 01:19:55,916
HO-HO-HO-HOLD ON,
2991
01:19:53,914 --> 01:19:55,916
HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
2992
01:19:55,916 --> 01:19:59,462
I KNOW YOU HOOKERS
2993
01:19:55,916 --> 01:19:59,462
DON'T THINK
2994
01:19:55,916 --> 01:19:59,462
THIS IS OVER WITH.
2995
01:19:59,462 --> 01:20:01,714
HAH!
2996
01:19:59,462 --> 01:20:01,714
LET'S KICK IT OLD SCHOOL.
2997
01:20:01,714 --> 01:20:03,674
♪[It's Tricky
2998
01:20:01,714 --> 01:20:03,674
by Run DMC playing]
2999
01:20:03,674 --> 01:20:05,468
♪ HERE WE GO! IT'S TRICKY
3000
01:20:03,674 --> 01:20:05,468
TO ROCK A RHYME ♪
3001
01:20:05,468 --> 01:20:07,637
♪ TO ROCK A RHYME
3002
01:20:05,468 --> 01:20:07,637
THAT'S RIGHT ON TIME ♪
3003
01:20:07,637 --> 01:20:09,388
♪ IT'S TRICKY ♪
3004
01:20:09,388 --> 01:20:11,140
♪ IT'S TRICKY, TRICKY,
3005
01:20:09,388 --> 01:20:11,140
TRICKY, TRICKY ♪
3006
01:20:11,140 --> 01:20:13,016
♪ IT'S TRICKY
3007
01:20:11,140 --> 01:20:13,016
TO ROCK A RHYME ♪
3008
01:20:13,016 --> 01:20:14,602
♪ TO ROCK A RHYME
3009
01:20:13,016 --> 01:20:14,602
THAT'S RIGHT ON TIME ♪
3010
01:20:14,602 --> 01:20:16,270
♪ IT'S TRICKY ♪
3011
01:20:16,270 --> 01:20:18,939
♪ TR-TR-TR-TRICKY,
3012
01:20:16,270 --> 01:20:18,939
TRICKY, TRICKY ♪
3013
01:20:18,939 --> 01:20:22,234
♪ I MET THIS LITTLE GIRLIE,
3014
01:20:18,939 --> 01:20:22,234
HER HAIR WAS KIND OF CURLY ♪
3015
01:20:22,234 --> 01:20:24,153
[crowd booing]
3016
01:20:24,153 --> 01:20:26,447
♪ I HAD TO LEAVE REAL EARLY ♪
3017
01:20:26,447 --> 01:20:29,700
THEY SUCK!
3018
01:20:26,447 --> 01:20:29,700
♪ ALL THEY JUST SAY
3019
01:20:26,447 --> 01:20:29,700
IS PLEASE ME ♪
3020
01:20:29,700 --> 01:20:31,452
♪ OR SPEND SOME TIME
3021
01:20:29,700 --> 01:20:31,452
AND ROCK A RHYME ♪
3022
01:20:31,452 --> 01:20:33,412
♪ I SAID
3023
01:20:31,452 --> 01:20:33,412
IT'S NOT THAT EASY ♪
3024
01:20:33,412 --> 01:20:35,331
♪ IT'S TRICKY
3025
01:20:33,412 --> 01:20:35,331
TO ROCK A RHYME ♪
3026
01:20:35,331 --> 01:20:37,040
♪ TO ROCK A RHYME
3027
01:20:35,331 --> 01:20:37,040
THAT'S RIGHT ON TIME ♪
3028
01:20:37,040 --> 01:20:38,834
YES!
3029
01:20:38,834 --> 01:20:41,462
♪ TRICKY, TRICKY, TRICKY ♪
3030
01:20:38,834 --> 01:20:41,462
[crowd screaming]
3031
01:20:41,462 --> 01:20:43,422
♪ IT'S TRICKY
3032
01:20:41,462 --> 01:20:43,422
TO ROCK A RHYME ♪
3033
01:20:43,422 --> 01:20:45,508
♪ TO ROCK A RHYME
3034
01:20:43,422 --> 01:20:45,508
THAT'S RIGHT ON TIME ♪
3035
01:20:45,508 --> 01:20:48,552
♪ IT'S TRICKY ♪
3036
01:20:45,508 --> 01:20:48,552
♪ TRICKY, TRICKY, TRICKY ♪
3037
01:20:48,552 --> 01:20:51,722
♪ IN NEW YORK THE PEOPLE TALK
3038
01:20:48,552 --> 01:20:51,722
AND TRY TO MAKE US RHYME ♪
3039
01:20:51,722 --> 01:20:55,685
♪ THEY REALLY HAWK,
3040
01:20:51,722 --> 01:20:55,685
BUT WE JUST WALK
3041
01:20:51,722 --> 01:20:55,685
BECAUSE WE HAVE NO TIME ♪
3042
01:20:55,685 --> 01:20:59,396
♪ AND IN THE CITY, IT'S A PITY
3043
01:20:55,685 --> 01:20:59,396
'CAUSE WE JUST CAN'T HIDE ♪
3044
01:20:59,396 --> 01:21:01,315
♪ TINTED WINDOWS
3045
01:20:59,396 --> 01:21:01,315
DON'T MEAN NOTHIN' ♪
3046
01:21:01,315 --> 01:21:03,442
OH, MY GOD!
3047
01:21:03,442 --> 01:21:05,569
♪ IT'S TRICKY
3048
01:21:03,442 --> 01:21:05,569
TO ROCK A RHYME ♪
3049
01:21:05,569 --> 01:21:07,488
♪ TO ROCK A RHYME
3050
01:21:05,569 --> 01:21:07,488
THAT'S RIGHT ON TIME ♪
3051
01:21:07,488 --> 01:21:09,448
♪ IT'S TRICKY ♪
3052
01:21:09,448 --> 01:21:11,826
♪ TRICKY, TRICKY
3053
01:21:09,448 --> 01:21:11,826
TRICKY, TRICKY ♪
3054
01:21:11,826 --> 01:21:13,536
WE WON! WE WON!
3055
01:21:13,536 --> 01:21:15,204
♪ TO ROCK A RHYME
3056
01:21:13,536 --> 01:21:15,204
THAT'S RIGHT ON TIME ♪
3057
01:21:15,204 --> 01:21:16,997
♪ IT'S TRICKY ♪
3058
01:21:16,997 --> 01:21:19,667
♪ TRICKY, TRICKY,
3059
01:21:16,997 --> 01:21:19,667
TRICKY, TRICKY, HUH! ♪
3060
01:21:19,667 --> 01:21:21,043
WHOO!
3061
01:21:21,043 --> 01:21:22,878
[all cheering]
3062
01:21:22,878 --> 01:21:24,046
HEATH!
3063
01:21:24,046 --> 01:21:26,590
HEATH!
3064
01:21:24,046 --> 01:21:26,590
COME ON, LET'S GO.
3065
01:21:26,590 --> 01:21:27,758
(Heather)
3066
01:21:26,590 --> 01:21:27,758
HEATH.
3067
01:21:27,758 --> 01:21:31,094
GET OUT OF MY WAY!
3068
01:21:27,758 --> 01:21:31,094
MOVE IT!
3069
01:21:31,094 --> 01:21:32,847
(Karen)
3070
01:21:31,094 --> 01:21:32,847
I NEED A DRINK.
3071
01:21:34,807 --> 01:21:36,433
♪[music playing]
3072
01:21:38,435 --> 01:21:41,522
HEY, HEY, HEY,
3073
01:21:38,435 --> 01:21:41,522
LATRELL, MY MAN.
3074
01:21:43,065 --> 01:21:45,526
SO DID IT WORK, MAN?
3075
01:21:45,526 --> 01:21:46,569
[panting]
3076
01:21:46,569 --> 01:21:48,278
I DON'T KNOW.
3077
01:21:49,279 --> 01:21:51,741
BUT I GOT TO DANCE.
3078
01:21:51,741 --> 01:21:54,284
I GOT TO HIT THIS.
3079
01:21:54,284 --> 01:21:55,994
[whimpering]
3080
01:21:55,994 --> 01:21:59,081
HOLD THE DOG.
3081
01:21:55,994 --> 01:21:59,081
HOLD THE DOG.
3082
01:21:59,081 --> 01:22:00,833
[groaning]
3083
01:22:00,833 --> 01:22:03,001
OOH.
3084
01:22:00,833 --> 01:22:03,001
[growling]
3085
01:22:03,001 --> 01:22:04,879
LET IT OUT, HONEY.
3086
01:22:03,001 --> 01:22:04,879
[retching]
3087
01:22:04,879 --> 01:22:06,589
OH, YEAH.
3088
01:22:04,879 --> 01:22:06,589
NOW IT'S OUT.
3089
01:22:06,589 --> 01:22:07,964
[sobbing]
3090
01:22:07,964 --> 01:22:10,593
I PAID THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS
3091
01:22:07,964 --> 01:22:10,593
ON THIS OUTFIT
3092
01:22:10,593 --> 01:22:13,011
AND DO YOU THINK
3093
01:22:10,593 --> 01:22:13,011
HE EVEN NOTICED?
3094
01:22:13,011 --> 01:22:14,471
IT'S GOING TO BE OK.
3095
01:22:14,471 --> 01:22:16,724
(Karen)
3096
01:22:14,471 --> 01:22:16,724
LITTLE MISS VANDERGELD
3097
01:22:14,471 --> 01:22:16,724
WALKS IN
3098
01:22:16,724 --> 01:22:20,018
AND HE JUST FORGETS
3099
01:22:16,724 --> 01:22:20,018
ALL ABOUT ME.
3100
01:22:21,478 --> 01:22:22,521
OK.
3101
01:22:22,521 --> 01:22:23,814
LET IT OUT. LET IT OUT.
3102
01:22:23,814 --> 01:22:25,441
[groaning]
3103
01:22:25,441 --> 01:22:26,817
I WONDER
3104
01:22:26,817 --> 01:22:28,360
[gasps]
3105
01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:31,280
IF HE WOULD THINK
3106
01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:31,280
SHE WAS SO HOT
3107
01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:35,701
IF HE KNEW THAT
3108
01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:35,701
SHE IS BROKE.
3109
01:22:35,701 --> 01:22:36,744
[Karen sobbing]
3110
01:22:36,744 --> 01:22:38,621
VANDERGELD'S BROKE?
3111
01:22:39,747 --> 01:22:41,206
SHH.
3112
01:22:41,206 --> 01:22:43,292
WE MUSTN'T
3113
01:22:43,292 --> 01:22:44,835
TALK OF SUCH THINGS.
3114
01:22:43,292 --> 01:22:44,835
NO, NO.
3115
01:22:44,835 --> 01:22:46,629
I WON'T.
3116
01:22:44,835 --> 01:22:46,629
WE WON'T.
3117
01:22:46,629 --> 01:22:49,632
BUT, YES, THEY'RE BROKE.
3118
01:22:51,592 --> 01:22:56,221
MY FATHER EVEN HAD TO
3119
01:22:51,592 --> 01:22:56,221
LOAN HER FATHER MONEY
3120
01:22:56,221 --> 01:22:59,266
JUST SO THAT THEY
3121
01:22:56,221 --> 01:22:59,266
COULD KEEP THEIR HOUSE.
3122
01:22:59,266 --> 01:23:01,977
THEY JUST PAID US BACK.
3123
01:23:01,977 --> 01:23:03,186
[Karen sobbing]
3124
01:23:03,186 --> 01:23:05,314
YOU GUYS,
3125
01:23:03,186 --> 01:23:05,314
I LOVE YOU GUYS.
3126
01:23:05,314 --> 01:23:06,482
WE LOVE YOU, TOO.
3127
01:23:06,482 --> 01:23:08,275
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
3128
01:23:08,275 --> 01:23:10,945
OH, GOD, THANK YOU.
3129
01:23:10,945 --> 01:23:13,864
CAN WE GET YOU SOME GUM
3130
01:23:10,945 --> 01:23:13,864
OR A MINT OR SOMETHING?
3131
01:23:14,824 --> 01:23:16,492
HEY, LITTLE GIRL.
3132
01:23:16,492 --> 01:23:18,744
♪[music playing]
3133
01:23:18,744 --> 01:23:20,996
[yelping]
3134
01:23:20,996 --> 01:23:24,249
REALLY? I LOVE YOU, TOO.
3135
01:23:26,001 --> 01:23:28,003
[whining]
3136
01:23:26,001 --> 01:23:28,003
MMM.
3137
01:23:28,003 --> 01:23:31,006
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
3138
01:23:28,003 --> 01:23:31,006
GIVE ME HER!
3139
01:23:32,466 --> 01:23:35,469
SICKO. WHERE'S LATRELL?
3140
01:23:35,469 --> 01:23:37,262
DANCE FLOOR.
3141
01:24:27,396 --> 01:24:30,148
GOOD MORNING,
3142
01:24:27,396 --> 01:24:30,148
SNOWFLAKE.
3143
01:24:33,569 --> 01:24:35,445
[both screaming]
3144
01:24:37,740 --> 01:24:40,325
OH, MY GOD. BRITTANY!
3145
01:24:40,325 --> 01:24:41,368
WHAT?
3146
01:24:41,368 --> 01:24:42,912
WE'RE ON PAGE 6.
3147
01:24:41,368 --> 01:24:42,912
NO.
3148
01:24:42,912 --> 01:24:44,580
YEAH. YEAH. YEAH.
3149
01:24:42,912 --> 01:24:44,580
NO. NO. NO.
3150
01:24:44,580 --> 01:24:48,375
LOOK. "WILSON SISTERS
3151
01:24:44,580 --> 01:24:48,375
ROCK HAMPTONS."
3152
01:24:49,292 --> 01:24:50,460
[gasps]
3153
01:24:50,460 --> 01:24:52,337
[both screaming]
3154
01:24:52,337 --> 01:24:54,464
WILSONS ROCK!
3155
01:24:52,337 --> 01:24:54,464
WE ROCKED!
3156
01:24:54,464 --> 01:24:56,842
YES! YES! OH!
3157
01:24:56,842 --> 01:25:01,055
WAIT. WE WEREN'T
3158
01:24:56,842 --> 01:25:01,055
IN THE HAMPTONS
3159
01:24:56,842 --> 01:25:01,055
THIS WEEKEND.
3160
01:25:02,180 --> 01:25:06,810
(both)
3161
01:25:02,180 --> 01:25:06,810
OH NO! WE'VE BEEN CLONED!
3162
01:25:11,023 --> 01:25:13,776
HE'S GOT TO BE
3163
01:25:11,023 --> 01:25:13,776
AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
3164
01:25:13,776 --> 01:25:14,860
GIRL, WAIT A MINUTE.
3165
01:25:14,860 --> 01:25:17,654
ISN'T THAT
3166
01:25:14,860 --> 01:25:17,654
MARCUS RIGHT THERE?
3167
01:25:17,654 --> 01:25:20,532
THAT'S HIM, ALL RIGHT.
3168
01:25:17,654 --> 01:25:20,532
OLD LYING DOG!
3169
01:25:20,532 --> 01:25:21,825
HA! CAUGHT YOU.
3170
01:25:21,825 --> 01:25:23,368
(Gina)
3171
01:25:21,825 --> 01:25:23,368
MARCUS!
3172
01:25:23,368 --> 01:25:24,661
THAT SOUNDS LIKE GINA.
3173
01:25:24,661 --> 01:25:26,538
MARCUS!
3174
01:25:24,661 --> 01:25:26,538
[gasps] GINA!
3175
01:25:26,538 --> 01:25:29,917
SHH. DON'T ANSWER IT.
3176
01:25:26,538 --> 01:25:29,917
SHE'LL GO AWAY.
3177
01:25:26,538 --> 01:25:29,917
NO, SHE WON'T.
3178
01:25:29,917 --> 01:25:32,086
(Gina)
3179
01:25:29,917 --> 01:25:32,086
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE
3180
01:25:29,917 --> 01:25:32,086
UNTIL YOU OPEN THIS DOOR!
3181
01:25:32,086 --> 01:25:33,587
I TOLD YOU!
3182
01:25:32,086 --> 01:25:33,587
OK, OK, OK.
3183
01:25:33,587 --> 01:25:35,505
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
3184
01:25:33,587 --> 01:25:35,505
JUST GET RID OF HER.
3185
01:25:35,505 --> 01:25:38,300
OK. UM, I'LL GET RID OF HER.
3186
01:25:35,505 --> 01:25:38,300
YOU HIDE THE STUFF.
3187
01:25:35,505 --> 01:25:38,300
YEAH.
3188
01:25:38,300 --> 01:25:39,384
HIDE THE STUFF.
3189
01:25:39,384 --> 01:25:41,303
(Gina)
3190
01:25:39,384 --> 01:25:41,303
MARCUS!
3191
01:25:41,303 --> 01:25:42,763
[knocking on door]
3192
01:25:42,763 --> 01:25:45,099
I'M NOT PLAYING
3193
01:25:42,763 --> 01:25:45,099
WITH YOU!
3194
01:25:42,763 --> 01:25:45,099
COMING, BABY!
3195
01:25:45,099 --> 01:25:47,225
MARCUS, WHAT IS
3196
01:25:45,099 --> 01:25:47,225
ALL THAT NOISE?
3197
01:25:47,225 --> 01:25:48,978
OH, NOTHIN'!
3198
01:25:48,978 --> 01:25:51,313
OK, BABY, I'M COMIN'!
3199
01:25:51,313 --> 01:25:54,066
MARCUS!
3200
01:25:54,066 --> 01:25:55,734
MARCUS.
3201
01:25:54,066 --> 01:25:55,734
I'M COMING.
3202
01:25:55,734 --> 01:25:56,944
HIDE. HIDE.
3203
01:26:00,489 --> 01:26:03,867
HEY, BABY! HI, BOO-BOO.
3204
01:26:03,867 --> 01:26:05,035
MMM.
3205
01:26:08,371 --> 01:26:09,915
NICE ROOM YOU GOT,
3206
01:26:08,371 --> 01:26:09,915
MARCUS.
3207
01:26:09,915 --> 01:26:11,667
HEY, BABY, WHAT YOU--
3208
01:26:09,915 --> 01:26:11,667
WHAT YOU DOIN' HERE?
3209
01:26:11,667 --> 01:26:13,335
I COULD ASK YOU
3210
01:26:11,667 --> 01:26:13,335
THE SAME QUESTION.
3211
01:26:13,335 --> 01:26:14,837
ME?
3212
01:26:13,335 --> 01:26:14,837
MMM-HMM.
3213
01:26:14,837 --> 01:26:17,213
OH, I'M ON ASSIGNMENT.
3214
01:26:17,213 --> 01:26:19,633
ARE YOU WEARING LIPSTICK?
3215
01:26:19,633 --> 01:26:22,511
OH, NO. NO, THIS IS--
3216
01:26:19,633 --> 01:26:22,511
THAT'S KOOL-AID.
3217
01:26:19,633 --> 01:26:22,511
YOU WANT SOME?
3218
01:26:22,511 --> 01:26:26,222
YOU KNOW, IT'S FILLED
3219
01:26:22,511 --> 01:26:26,222
WITH LOTS OF VITAMIN "C"
3220
01:26:22,511 --> 01:26:26,222
AND RIBOFLAVIN.
3221
01:26:26,222 --> 01:26:28,642
IS THAT A BRA?
3222
01:26:28,642 --> 01:26:30,185
OH, NO, THIS?
3223
01:26:30,185 --> 01:26:31,770
THIS--THIS IS THE NEW, UM,
3224
01:26:31,770 --> 01:26:34,023
NEW HOLSTERS
3225
01:26:31,770 --> 01:26:34,023
THEY GAVE US AT WORK.
3226
01:26:34,023 --> 01:26:36,066
THEY--THEY--THEY'RE
3227
01:26:34,023 --> 01:26:36,066
GOVERNMENT ISSUE, SEE?
3228
01:26:36,066 --> 01:26:39,695
YOU CAN TAKE AND PUT 2 GUNS
3229
01:26:36,066 --> 01:26:39,695
IN THERE AND JUST...
3230
01:26:36,066 --> 01:26:39,695
"FREEZE, F.B.I.!"
3231
01:26:39,695 --> 01:26:41,989
I KNOW SOMEBODY'S IN HERE.
3232
01:26:39,695 --> 01:26:41,989
BABY, NOBODY'S IN HERE.
3233
01:26:41,989 --> 01:26:43,239
NOBODY'S IN HERE!
3234
01:26:43,239 --> 01:26:46,118
SEE? NOBO-NOBODY'S IN HERE.
3235
01:26:46,118 --> 01:26:48,286
CHECK UNDER THE BED!
3236
01:26:46,118 --> 01:26:48,286
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CHECK--
3237
01:26:48,286 --> 01:26:49,830
NO, YOU THINK
3238
01:26:48,286 --> 01:26:49,830
SOMEBODY IN HERE--
3239
01:26:49,830 --> 01:26:51,498
'CAUSE I HEARD
3240
01:26:49,830 --> 01:26:51,498
SOMEBODY
3241
01:26:49,830 --> 01:26:51,498
ON THE PHONE.
3242
01:26:51,498 --> 01:26:53,167
CHECK UNDER THE BED!
3243
01:26:51,498 --> 01:26:53,167
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
3244
01:26:53,167 --> 01:26:55,335
THAT'S WHERE EVERYBODY
3245
01:26:53,167 --> 01:26:55,335
ALWAYS HIDES! CHECK IT!
3246
01:26:55,335 --> 01:26:56,712
MARCUS!
3247
01:26:55,335 --> 01:26:56,712
NOBODY CAN FIT--
3248
01:26:56,712 --> 01:26:58,797
SEE, NOBODY HERE, RIGHT?
3249
01:26:56,712 --> 01:26:58,797
NOBODY THERE.
3250
01:26:58,797 --> 01:27:00,674
YOU KNOW WHAT?
3251
01:26:58,797 --> 01:27:00,674
I'M GONNA LOOK
3252
01:26:58,797 --> 01:27:00,674
IN THE BATHROOM.
3253
01:27:00,674 --> 01:27:02,509
WAIT! NO!
3254
01:27:00,674 --> 01:27:02,509
DON'T CHECK
3255
01:27:00,674 --> 01:27:02,509
THE BATHROOM.
3256
01:27:02,509 --> 01:27:04,469
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
3257
01:27:02,509 --> 01:27:04,469
DON'T CHECK
3258
01:27:02,509 --> 01:27:04,469
THE BATHROOM!
3259
01:27:04,469 --> 01:27:07,139
(Gina)
3260
01:27:04,469 --> 01:27:07,139
YOU DON'T WANT ME
3261
01:27:04,469 --> 01:27:07,139
TO CHECK THE BATHROOM!
3262
01:27:07,139 --> 01:27:09,349
[both arguing]
3263
01:27:09,349 --> 01:27:11,018
SEE? NOTHING
3264
01:27:09,349 --> 01:27:11,018
IN THE BATHROOM.
3265
01:27:11,018 --> 01:27:13,145
NOBODY IN THE BATHROOM.
3266
01:27:11,018 --> 01:27:13,145
NOBODY IN THE ROOM. SEE?
3267
01:27:13,145 --> 01:27:14,771
AND AIN'T NOBODY
3268
01:27:13,145 --> 01:27:14,771
BUT ME HERE.
3269
01:27:14,771 --> 01:27:17,024
SEE?
3270
01:27:14,771 --> 01:27:17,024
[panting]
3271
01:27:17,024 --> 01:27:18,942
YOU KNOW, BABY,
3272
01:27:17,024 --> 01:27:18,942
THIS GOTTA STOP!
3273
01:27:18,942 --> 01:27:20,903
WE CAN'T HAVE LOVE
3274
01:27:18,942 --> 01:27:20,903
IF WE AIN'T GOT TRUST.
3275
01:27:20,903 --> 01:27:22,738
I KNOW, BUT, BABY, LOOK, OK?
3276
01:27:22,738 --> 01:27:24,698
I WAS AT THE RESTAURANT,
3277
01:27:22,738 --> 01:27:24,698
AND THE CARD
3278
01:27:22,738 --> 01:27:24,698
WOULDN'T GO THROUGH--
3279
01:27:24,698 --> 01:27:25,782
(Marcus)
3280
01:27:24,698 --> 01:27:25,782
BABY, LISTEN.
3281
01:27:25,782 --> 01:27:27,534
IF WE DON'T HAVE TRUST,
3282
01:27:27,534 --> 01:27:29,203
WE DON'T HAVE NOTHING.
3283
01:27:29,203 --> 01:27:31,496
MARCUS, THIS IS
3284
01:27:29,203 --> 01:27:31,496
NOT ABOUT TRUST.
3285
01:27:29,203 --> 01:27:31,496
THIS IS ABOUT--
3286
01:27:31,496 --> 01:27:32,581
GINA!
3287
01:27:32,581 --> 01:27:34,457
[both screaming]
3288
01:27:34,457 --> 01:27:36,710
THERE SHE IS,
3289
01:27:34,457 --> 01:27:36,710
RIGHT THERE!
3290
01:27:41,548 --> 01:27:43,800
NOW, BABY, I CAN EXPLAIN.
3291
01:27:43,800 --> 01:27:46,053
I KNEW IT.
3292
01:27:43,800 --> 01:27:46,053
I KNOW, BUT, BABY,
3293
01:27:46,053 --> 01:27:48,055
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
3294
01:27:46,053 --> 01:27:48,055
IT'S-- BABY, IT'S NOT
3295
01:27:46,053 --> 01:27:48,055
WHAT YOU THINK.
3296
01:27:48,055 --> 01:27:50,140
(Gina)
3297
01:27:48,055 --> 01:27:50,140
DON'T YOU EVEN
3298
01:27:48,055 --> 01:27:50,140
SAY NOTHING TO ME!
3299
01:27:50,140 --> 01:27:52,142
...NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
3300
01:27:50,140 --> 01:27:52,142
I CAN EXPLAIN.
3301
01:27:52,142 --> 01:27:55,020
BABY, IT'S NOT
3302
01:27:52,142 --> 01:27:55,020
WHAT YOU THINK!
3303
01:27:55,020 --> 01:27:56,688
HE'S A MAN!
3304
01:27:56,688 --> 01:27:58,398
YOU'RE SICK!
3305
01:28:03,486 --> 01:28:05,114
Heath: WHOO, YEAH!
3306
01:28:05,114 --> 01:28:08,324
LOT OF LOVELY LADIES
3307
01:28:05,114 --> 01:28:08,324
HERE TODAY, BOYS.
3308
01:28:08,324 --> 01:28:09,952
HEY, RUSS.
3309
01:28:12,871 --> 01:28:14,248
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
3310
01:28:14,248 --> 01:28:16,666
I, UH...
3311
01:28:16,666 --> 01:28:18,168
I, UM...
3312
01:28:22,131 --> 01:28:24,174
I FELL?
3313
01:28:32,390 --> 01:28:34,476
WE HAVE TO FIND THEM
3314
01:28:32,390 --> 01:28:34,476
AND STOP THEM
3315
01:28:34,476 --> 01:28:35,936
BEFORE THEY EXECUTE
3316
01:28:34,476 --> 01:28:35,936
THEIR EVIL PLAN.
3317
01:28:35,936 --> 01:28:38,772
WAIT, WHAT DO
3318
01:28:35,936 --> 01:28:38,772
THEY LOOK LIKE?
3319
01:28:35,936 --> 01:28:38,772
DUH, US!
3320
01:28:38,772 --> 01:28:40,857
AFTERNOON, LADIES.
3321
01:28:40,857 --> 01:28:42,818
THE CHIEF WOULD LIKE
3322
01:28:40,857 --> 01:28:42,818
TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU.
3323
01:28:42,818 --> 01:28:44,653
OH, MY GOD, TIFFANY.
3324
01:28:42,818 --> 01:28:44,653
WHAT?
3325
01:28:44,653 --> 01:28:46,529
THEY'RE THE MEN IN BLACK.
3326
01:28:44,653 --> 01:28:46,529
[gasps]
3327
01:28:46,529 --> 01:28:47,906
COME ON.
3328
01:28:47,906 --> 01:28:50,033
HEY, EASY,
3329
01:28:47,906 --> 01:28:50,033
PONCH AND JON.
3330
01:28:47,906 --> 01:28:50,033
HEY, BUDDY.
3331
01:28:50,033 --> 01:28:52,911
MOVE IT ALONG, PAL.
3332
01:28:50,033 --> 01:28:52,911
HEY, MY HAIR!
3333
01:28:52,911 --> 01:28:57,499
CHIEF, WE JUST GOT
3334
01:28:52,911 --> 01:28:57,499
CONFIRMATION THAT BURTON'S,
3335
01:28:52,911 --> 01:28:57,499
UH, ARRIVED AT J.F.K.
3336
01:28:57,499 --> 01:28:59,542
OK, I WANT HIM TRAILED.
3337
01:28:59,542 --> 01:29:01,837
BUT GIVE HIM PLENTY
3338
01:28:59,542 --> 01:29:01,837
OF ROOM. I DON'T WANT
3339
01:28:59,542 --> 01:29:01,837
ANYONE JUMPING THE GUN.
3340
01:29:01,837 --> 01:29:03,588
I WANT TO GET
3341
01:29:01,837 --> 01:29:03,588
THIS GUY RED-HANDED.
3342
01:29:03,588 --> 01:29:05,340
(Brittany)
3343
01:29:03,588 --> 01:29:05,340
OH, GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME!
3344
01:29:05,340 --> 01:29:06,549
(Gomez)
3345
01:29:05,340 --> 01:29:06,549
LET'S GO.
3346
01:29:06,549 --> 01:29:07,717
(Harper)
3347
01:29:06,549 --> 01:29:07,717
HEY, HEY, EASY!
3348
01:29:07,717 --> 01:29:10,679
RIGHT THIS WAY, GIRLS.
3349
01:29:10,679 --> 01:29:13,348
WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS DOING
3350
01:29:10,679 --> 01:29:13,348
WITH THE WILSON SISTERS?
3351
01:29:13,348 --> 01:29:16,101
CHIEF, THESE AREN'T
3352
01:29:13,348 --> 01:29:16,101
THE WILSON SISTERS.
3353
01:29:16,101 --> 01:29:18,187
(Harper)
3354
01:29:16,101 --> 01:29:18,187
NO, SIR.
3355
01:29:18,187 --> 01:29:21,023
CHIEF, CHIEF,
3356
01:29:18,187 --> 01:29:21,023
CHECK THIS OUT.
3357
01:29:21,023 --> 01:29:22,524
[screaming]
3358
01:29:22,524 --> 01:29:24,484
(Brittany)
3359
01:29:22,524 --> 01:29:24,484
OH, MY GOD!
3360
01:29:22,524 --> 01:29:24,484
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
3361
01:29:24,484 --> 01:29:26,195
UH, THAT'S ON THERE
3362
01:29:24,484 --> 01:29:26,195
PRETTY GOOD.
3363
01:29:26,195 --> 01:29:29,323
LET HER GO.
3364
01:29:26,195 --> 01:29:29,323
THAT'S--THAT--THAT'S
3365
01:29:26,195 --> 01:29:29,323
NOTHING, CHIEF.
3366
01:29:30,824 --> 01:29:32,326
HOW ABOUT...
3367
01:29:32,326 --> 01:29:34,619
[both screaming]
3368
01:29:34,619 --> 01:29:37,539
OOH.
3369
01:29:34,619 --> 01:29:37,539
THOSE--THOSE ARE NICE.
3370
01:29:37,539 --> 01:29:39,749
TH-THAT'S ENOUGH.
3371
01:29:37,539 --> 01:29:39,749
HEY, THAT--THAT'S ENOUGH.
3372
01:29:39,749 --> 01:29:42,961
CHIEF, I--I DON'T KNOW
3373
01:29:39,749 --> 01:29:42,961
HOW HE--HE DID THAT,
3374
01:29:42,961 --> 01:29:45,379
BUT YOU CAN'T FAKE THESE.
3375
01:29:45,379 --> 01:29:46,631
[gasping]
3376
01:29:46,631 --> 01:29:48,175
[screaming]
3377
01:29:59,393 --> 01:30:02,314
OH, MY GOD!
3378
01:29:59,393 --> 01:30:02,314
LOOK WHO'S HERE.
3379
01:30:02,314 --> 01:30:03,857
IT'S THAT BEAUTIFUL--
3380
01:30:03,857 --> 01:30:06,818
SAVE IT!
3381
01:30:06,818 --> 01:30:09,946
(Chief)
3382
01:30:06,818 --> 01:30:09,946
BECAUSE OF YOU, I HAD TO
3383
01:30:06,818 --> 01:30:09,946
SUSPEND 2 OF MY BEST AGENTS!
3384
01:30:09,946 --> 01:30:11,405
BUT CHIEF,
3385
01:30:09,946 --> 01:30:11,405
I CAN EXPLAIN.
3386
01:30:11,405 --> 01:30:13,158
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!
3387
01:30:13,158 --> 01:30:15,994
YOU'RE JUST LUCKY
3388
01:30:13,158 --> 01:30:15,994
WE CAUGHT BURTON
3389
01:30:13,158 --> 01:30:15,994
BEFORE HE COULD STRIKE.
3390
01:30:15,994 --> 01:30:18,621
BUT BURTON IS NOT OUR GUY!
3391
01:30:15,994 --> 01:30:18,621
YEAH, CHIEF.
3392
01:30:18,621 --> 01:30:21,666
LET ME GUESS:
3393
01:30:18,621 --> 01:30:21,666
WOMEN'S INTUITION?
3394
01:30:21,666 --> 01:30:24,378
YOU'RE BOTH FIRED. TURN IN
3395
01:30:21,666 --> 01:30:24,378
YOUR GUNS AND YOUR BADGES.
3396
01:30:24,378 --> 01:30:25,587
THIS OPERATION IS OVER!
3397
01:30:25,587 --> 01:30:27,547
COME ON, CHIEF!
3398
01:30:25,587 --> 01:30:27,547
YOU CAN'T FIRE US.
3399
01:30:27,547 --> 01:30:29,174
I JUST DID.
3400
01:30:31,260 --> 01:30:32,594
[door closing]
3401
01:30:32,594 --> 01:30:35,055
FORGET HIM, MARCUS.
3402
01:30:32,594 --> 01:30:35,055
WE CAN DO THIS OURSELF.
3403
01:30:35,055 --> 01:30:37,015
LOOK, ALL WE GOT TO DO
3404
01:30:35,055 --> 01:30:37,015
IS--IS--IS--
3405
01:30:37,015 --> 01:30:38,267
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
3406
01:30:38,267 --> 01:30:41,228
WE? KEVIN,
3407
01:30:38,267 --> 01:30:41,228
THIS AIN'T ABOUT WE.
3408
01:30:41,228 --> 01:30:43,813
IT'S NEVER BEEN.
3409
01:30:41,228 --> 01:30:43,813
IT'S ABOUT YOU.
3410
01:30:43,813 --> 01:30:45,274
YOU COME UP WITH
3411
01:30:43,813 --> 01:30:45,274
SOME STUPID IDEA
3412
01:30:45,274 --> 01:30:47,109
AND I'M DUMB ENOUGH
3413
01:30:45,274 --> 01:30:47,109
TO GO ALONG WITH IT.
3414
01:30:47,109 --> 01:30:49,111
AND LOOK WHERE
3415
01:30:47,109 --> 01:30:49,111
IT'S GOTTEN ME, KEVIN.
3416
01:30:49,111 --> 01:30:52,114
I JUST LOST MY WIFE
3417
01:30:49,111 --> 01:30:52,114
AND MY JOB BECAUSE OF YOU.
3418
01:30:52,114 --> 01:30:55,449
SO DON'T TELL ME ABOUT "WE"
3419
01:30:52,114 --> 01:30:55,449
NO MORE, ALL RIGHT?
3420
01:30:57,411 --> 01:31:00,496
THEY BOUGHT IT.
3421
01:30:57,411 --> 01:31:00,496
THE F.B.I. IS PACKING UP.
3422
01:31:00,496 --> 01:31:03,583
THEY'LL BE OUT OF OUR HAIR
3423
01:31:00,496 --> 01:31:03,583
IN A COUPLE HOURS.
3424
01:31:03,583 --> 01:31:06,002
WE COULD MAKE
3425
01:31:03,583 --> 01:31:06,002
THE GRAB TONIGHT.
3426
01:31:06,002 --> 01:31:09,423
YOU SURE YOU AND YOUR FRIEND
3427
01:31:06,002 --> 01:31:09,423
CAN, UH, GET THE JOB DONE?
3428
01:31:11,758 --> 01:31:14,136
WOULD I LET YOU DOWN,
3429
01:31:11,758 --> 01:31:14,136
MR. V.?
3430
01:31:18,848 --> 01:31:21,475
HEY, MAN.
3431
01:31:18,848 --> 01:31:21,475
I JUST WANT TO SAY SORRY.
3432
01:31:21,475 --> 01:31:23,061
FORGET ABOUT IT, DUDE.
3433
01:31:23,061 --> 01:31:25,605
NO. NO, Y-YOU'RE RIGHT.
3434
01:31:23,061 --> 01:31:25,605
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
3435
01:31:25,605 --> 01:31:27,190
I-I'VE BEEN SELFISH.
3436
01:31:27,190 --> 01:31:29,692
A-AND I'M ALWAYS DRAGGING
3437
01:31:27,190 --> 01:31:29,692
YOU INTO EVERYTHING.
3438
01:31:29,692 --> 01:31:32,404
I NEVER EVEN ASKED WHAT IT IS
3439
01:31:29,692 --> 01:31:32,404
THAT YOU WANT TO DO.
3440
01:31:32,404 --> 01:31:34,114
I DON'T KNOW,
3441
01:31:32,404 --> 01:31:34,114
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT
3442
01:31:34,114 --> 01:31:35,824
ALWAYS HAVING YOU
3443
01:31:34,114 --> 01:31:35,824
AROUND, THAT JUST
3444
01:31:35,824 --> 01:31:38,410
MAKES ME WANT TO
3445
01:31:35,824 --> 01:31:38,410
STEP UP MY GAME.
3446
01:31:38,410 --> 01:31:41,037
I GUESS
3447
01:31:38,410 --> 01:31:41,037
IT'S BECAUSE I ALWAYS KNOW
3448
01:31:38,410 --> 01:31:41,037
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE MY BACK.
3449
01:31:42,705 --> 01:31:44,666
[cell phone ringing]
3450
01:31:46,209 --> 01:31:47,501
HELLO?
3451
01:31:49,004 --> 01:31:50,380
THANKS.
3452
01:31:52,590 --> 01:31:54,592
WHO WAS THAT?
3453
01:31:52,590 --> 01:31:54,592
THAT WAS JOSH.
3454
01:31:54,592 --> 01:31:57,804
TURNS OUT THAT
3455
01:31:54,592 --> 01:31:57,804
VANDERGELD'S PRINTS
3456
01:31:54,592 --> 01:31:57,804
WAS ALL OVER THE RANSOM NOTE.
3457
01:31:59,097 --> 01:32:00,849
WHAT ARE YOU--
3458
01:31:59,097 --> 01:32:00,849
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
3459
01:32:00,849 --> 01:32:03,018
CALLIN' THE CHIEF.
3460
01:32:00,849 --> 01:32:03,018
NO, YOU AIN'T!
3461
01:32:03,018 --> 01:32:05,187
YOU SAID WE COULD DO THIS
3462
01:32:03,018 --> 01:32:05,187
ON OUR OWN, RIGHT?
3463
01:32:05,187 --> 01:32:06,729
WHAT ABOUT BACKUP?
3464
01:32:06,729 --> 01:32:08,148
HEY, I GOT YOU,
3465
01:32:06,729 --> 01:32:08,148
YOU GOT ME.
3466
01:32:08,148 --> 01:32:09,816
THAT'S ALL
3467
01:32:08,148 --> 01:32:09,816
THE BACKUP WE NEED.
3468
01:32:09,816 --> 01:32:12,235
TRIPLE-T, K. A.
3469
01:32:12,235 --> 01:32:15,864
(both)
3470
01:32:12,235 --> 01:32:15,864
TIME TO TOTALLY KICK ASS!
3471
01:32:15,864 --> 01:32:18,408
♪[Let's Get It Started
3472
01:32:15,864 --> 01:32:18,408
by Black Eyed Peas playing]
3473
01:32:18,408 --> 01:32:20,618
♪ LET'S GET IT
3474
01:32:18,408 --> 01:32:20,618
STARTED IN HERE ♪
3475
01:32:20,618 --> 01:32:22,871
♪ LET'S GET IT STARTED ♪
3476
01:32:22,871 --> 01:32:28,126
3 GENERATIONS AT THE BUREAU,
3477
01:32:22,871 --> 01:32:28,126
AND I'M THE FIRST
3478
01:32:22,871 --> 01:32:28,126
TO GET FIRED.
3479
01:32:28,126 --> 01:32:29,836
MY DAD IS GONNA KILL ME!
3480
01:32:29,836 --> 01:32:31,380
[cell phone ringing]
3481
01:32:31,380 --> 01:32:33,340
YEAH? WHAT? WHO?
3482
01:32:35,175 --> 01:32:37,010
COPELAND!
3483
01:32:37,010 --> 01:32:39,095
COPELAND, YOU DICK!
3484
01:32:39,095 --> 01:32:40,805
YOU'VE GOT
3485
01:32:39,095 --> 01:32:40,805
A LOT OF NERVE, CALLING.
3486
01:32:40,805 --> 01:32:41,931
LOT OF NERVE.
3487
01:32:41,931 --> 01:32:43,308
WHERE?
3488
01:32:43,308 --> 01:32:45,101
[people chattering]
3489
01:32:45,101 --> 01:32:46,811
YOU BETTER NOT BE
3490
01:32:45,101 --> 01:32:46,811
WRONG ABOUT THIS.
3491
01:32:46,811 --> 01:32:48,271
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
3492
01:32:46,811 --> 01:32:48,271
WHAT? WHAT?
3493
01:32:48,271 --> 01:32:50,773
I THINK WE MIGHT BE
3494
01:32:48,271 --> 01:32:50,773
GETTING OUR JOBS BACK.
3495
01:32:50,773 --> 01:32:52,775
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
3496
01:32:50,773 --> 01:32:52,775
WE GOTTA GO.
3497
01:32:52,775 --> 01:32:54,528
WHAT DO YOU--
3498
01:32:52,775 --> 01:32:54,528
WHAT--WHAT DO YOU MEAN, GO?
3499
01:32:54,528 --> 01:32:55,945
HOW ABOUT THIS?
3500
01:32:54,528 --> 01:32:55,945
HOW ABOUT THIS?
3501
01:32:55,945 --> 01:32:57,947
RUPAUL OR WHOOPI GOLDBERG?
3502
01:32:55,945 --> 01:32:57,947
HMM?
3503
01:32:57,947 --> 01:32:59,949
I TOLD YOU,
3504
01:32:57,947 --> 01:32:59,949
I'M NOT PLAYING YOUR GAMES.
3505
01:32:59,949 --> 01:33:01,159
AW, COME ON!
3506
01:33:01,159 --> 01:33:02,952
♪ LET'S GET IT STARTED ♪
3507
01:33:02,952 --> 01:33:05,663
♪ LET'S GET IT
3508
01:33:02,952 --> 01:33:05,663
STARTED IN HERE ♪
3509
01:33:05,663 --> 01:33:07,457
♪ WHOO-HOO ♪
3510
01:33:07,457 --> 01:33:10,460
♪ LETS GET,
3511
01:33:07,457 --> 01:33:10,460
WOO-HOO! ♪
3512
01:33:15,549 --> 01:33:17,259
♪ LET'S GET IT STARTED ♪
3513
01:33:17,259 --> 01:33:19,261
♪ LET'S GET IT
3514
01:33:17,259 --> 01:33:19,261
STARTED IN HERE ♪
3515
01:33:19,261 --> 01:33:20,429
ANY SIGN OF VANDERGELD?
3516
01:33:20,429 --> 01:33:21,763
I DON'T SEE HIM.
3517
01:33:21,763 --> 01:33:23,890
ALL RIGHT,
3518
01:33:21,763 --> 01:33:23,890
KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR HIM.
3519
01:33:23,890 --> 01:33:26,059
IF IT'S GOING DOWN,
3520
01:33:23,890 --> 01:33:26,059
IT'S GOING TO GO DOWN HERE.
3521
01:33:26,059 --> 01:33:29,062
THANK GOD!
3522
01:33:26,059 --> 01:33:29,062
THERE YOU ARE! I DID IT.
3523
01:33:29,062 --> 01:33:30,397
YOU DID WHAT?
3524
01:33:30,397 --> 01:33:33,607
I GOT YOU INTO
3525
01:33:30,397 --> 01:33:33,607
THE FASHION SHOW!
3526
01:33:33,607 --> 01:33:35,569
BRITTANY, DID YOU HEAR THAT?
3527
01:33:33,607 --> 01:33:35,569
YEAH.
3528
01:33:35,569 --> 01:33:38,071
WE'RE IN THE FASHION SHOW.
3529
01:33:35,569 --> 01:33:38,071
OH, MY GOD.
3530
01:33:38,071 --> 01:33:41,283
NOT IF WE DON'T GET MOVING.
3531
01:33:38,071 --> 01:33:41,283
COME ON, LET'S GO!
3532
01:33:38,071 --> 01:33:41,283
GET THE LEAD OUT, LADIES.
3533
01:33:41,283 --> 01:33:45,203
(Karen)
3534
01:33:41,283 --> 01:33:45,203
YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
3535
01:33:41,283 --> 01:33:45,203
I MEAN, IT'S LIKE YOU FORGOT.
3536
01:33:47,663 --> 01:33:49,332
YOU MEAN
3537
01:33:47,663 --> 01:33:49,332
THE WILSON SISTERS ARE IN?
3538
01:33:49,332 --> 01:33:51,251
AND WE'RE OUT?
3539
01:33:49,332 --> 01:33:51,251
I'M SORRY, LADIES.
3540
01:33:51,251 --> 01:33:53,295
THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.
3541
01:33:51,251 --> 01:33:53,295
THEY'RE HOT, YOU'RE NOT!
3542
01:33:53,295 --> 01:33:54,670
SO DEAL WITH IT, HUH?
3543
01:33:54,670 --> 01:33:56,339
YOU! STRAIGHTEN UP
3544
01:33:54,670 --> 01:33:56,339
THAT BLOUSE RIGHT NOW!
3545
01:33:56,339 --> 01:33:58,925
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
3546
01:33:56,339 --> 01:33:58,925
WE'VE BEEN ON THAT CATWALK
3547
01:33:58,925 --> 01:34:01,928
EVERY SUMMER
3548
01:33:58,925 --> 01:34:01,928
FOR 6 YEARS STRAIGHT!
3549
01:34:01,928 --> 01:34:04,514
LOOK, LET'S JUST
3550
01:34:01,928 --> 01:34:04,514
CUT TO THE CHASE.
3551
01:34:04,514 --> 01:34:07,267
WHO DO WE HAVE TO
3552
01:34:04,514 --> 01:34:07,267
SLEEP WITH
3553
01:34:07,267 --> 01:34:08,977
FOR US TO GET IN THE SHOW?
3554
01:34:08,977 --> 01:34:10,895
OH, HONEY,
3555
01:34:08,977 --> 01:34:10,895
YOU'RE SO BARKING UP
3556
01:34:10,895 --> 01:34:12,314
THE WRONG
3557
01:34:10,895 --> 01:34:12,314
TREE RIGHT NOW. REALLY!
3558
01:34:12,314 --> 01:34:13,773
IF YOU NAIL THIS,
3559
01:34:12,314 --> 01:34:13,773
YOU'RE A SHOO-IN
3560
01:34:13,773 --> 01:34:15,233
FOR THE COVER OF
3561
01:34:13,773 --> 01:34:15,233
HAMPTONS MAGAZINE.
3562
01:34:15,233 --> 01:34:17,860
(Aubrey)
3563
01:34:15,233 --> 01:34:17,860
DARLINGS!
3564
01:34:15,233 --> 01:34:17,860
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
3565
01:34:17,860 --> 01:34:18,820
[Megan wailing]
3566
01:34:18,820 --> 01:34:20,905
MEGAN! DON'T!
3567
01:34:20,905 --> 01:34:23,325
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.
3568
01:34:23,325 --> 01:34:26,995
THEY JUST MESSED
3569
01:34:23,325 --> 01:34:26,995
WITH THE WRONG GIRLS!
3570
01:34:26,995 --> 01:34:29,038
I'VE BEEN LOOKING
3571
01:34:26,995 --> 01:34:29,038
EVERYWHERE FOR YOU.
3572
01:34:29,038 --> 01:34:32,292
CAN WE GET THE WILSON SISTERS
3573
01:34:29,038 --> 01:34:32,292
THEIR OUTFITS NOW, PLEASE?
3574
01:34:32,292 --> 01:34:34,127
(Aubrey)
3575
01:34:32,292 --> 01:34:34,127
GO. GO. GO!
3576
01:34:35,128 --> 01:34:36,963
HEY.
3577
01:34:36,963 --> 01:34:39,715
UH, CAN WE TALK?
3578
01:34:39,715 --> 01:34:41,551
OF COURSE.
3579
01:34:41,551 --> 01:34:43,928
LISTEN, YOU WERE INCREDIBLE
3580
01:34:41,551 --> 01:34:43,928
AT THE NIGHTCLUB LAST NIGHT.
3581
01:34:43,928 --> 01:34:45,096
THANK YOU.
3582
01:34:43,928 --> 01:34:45,096
INCREDIBLE.
3583
01:34:45,096 --> 01:34:46,680
THANKS.
3584
01:34:46,680 --> 01:34:48,308
AND HEATHER WILL BE LEAVING
3585
01:34:46,680 --> 01:34:48,308
AFTER THE PARTY TONIGHT,
3586
01:34:48,308 --> 01:34:50,059
AND I WAS THINKING
3587
01:34:50,059 --> 01:34:53,355
MAYBE YOU COULD
3588
01:34:50,059 --> 01:34:53,355
COME BY AROUND 2:00?
3589
01:34:54,439 --> 01:34:56,024
MAKE THAT 3:00 A.M.
3590
01:34:58,151 --> 01:34:59,361
UM...
3591
01:35:04,449 --> 01:35:06,075
YOU KNOW WHAT?
3592
01:35:07,160 --> 01:35:08,995
I DON'T THINK SO.
3593
01:35:08,995 --> 01:35:10,539
EXCUSE ME?
3594
01:35:10,539 --> 01:35:12,790
YOU THI-THINK
3595
01:35:10,539 --> 01:35:12,790
I'M JUST A BOOTY CALL.
3596
01:35:13,667 --> 01:35:15,585
WELL, I'M NOT.
3597
01:35:15,585 --> 01:35:18,087
AND I DESERVE
3598
01:35:15,585 --> 01:35:18,087
BETTER THAN THAT.
3599
01:35:19,881 --> 01:35:22,467
I'M TIRED OF BEING
3600
01:35:19,881 --> 01:35:22,467
YOUR DOORMAT.
3601
01:35:24,594 --> 01:35:25,928
DOORMAT?
3602
01:35:27,180 --> 01:35:28,890
[sighs]
3603
01:35:27,180 --> 01:35:28,890
HONEY,
3604
01:35:30,183 --> 01:35:33,186
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
3605
01:35:30,183 --> 01:35:33,186
YOU'RE THAT SPECIAL?
3606
01:35:36,314 --> 01:35:37,566
(Tori)
3607
01:35:36,314 --> 01:35:37,566
BASTARD.
3608
01:35:37,566 --> 01:35:38,608
EXCUSE ME.
3609
01:35:39,568 --> 01:35:40,943
ASSWIPE!
3610
01:35:42,736 --> 01:35:44,197
[all gasp]
3611
01:35:47,867 --> 01:35:49,452
YOU'RE GOING TO
3612
01:35:47,867 --> 01:35:49,452
REGRET THAT.
3613
01:35:49,452 --> 01:35:51,037
I'M SO SCARED.
3614
01:35:52,288 --> 01:35:54,416
OH, MY GOD! TIFFANY!
3615
01:35:55,625 --> 01:35:57,544
THANK YOU SO MUCH,
3616
01:35:55,625 --> 01:35:57,544
HONEY.
3617
01:35:57,544 --> 01:35:59,629
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU.
3618
01:35:59,629 --> 01:36:03,299
THANKS. I JUST WISH
3619
01:35:59,629 --> 01:36:03,299
I DIDN'T FEEL SO CRAPPY.
3620
01:36:03,299 --> 01:36:05,510
OH, HONEY.
3621
01:36:05,510 --> 01:36:08,971
SOMETIMES A MAN
3622
01:36:05,510 --> 01:36:08,971
CAN'T SEE WHEN HE HAS
3623
01:36:05,510 --> 01:36:08,971
SOMEONE SO SPECIAL
3624
01:36:08,971 --> 01:36:11,891
SITTING RIGHT
3625
01:36:08,971 --> 01:36:11,891
IN FRONT OF HIM.
3626
01:36:11,891 --> 01:36:14,644
ARE YOU, LIKE,
3627
01:36:11,891 --> 01:36:14,644
A LESBIAN?
3628
01:36:17,980 --> 01:36:19,608
I BETTER GO GET CHANGED.
3629
01:36:19,608 --> 01:36:21,359
OK.
3630
01:36:21,359 --> 01:36:23,027
(male announcer)
3631
01:36:21,359 --> 01:36:23,027
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
3632
01:36:23,027 --> 01:36:24,946
THIS EVENING WE ARE
3633
01:36:23,027 --> 01:36:24,946
PROUD TO PRESENT
3634
01:36:24,946 --> 01:36:27,574
THE FALL COUTURE LINE,
3635
01:36:24,946 --> 01:36:27,574
AUBREY ALLURE.
3636
01:36:27,574 --> 01:36:29,409
PLEASE, TAKE YOUR SEATS.
3637
01:36:30,577 --> 01:36:32,870
EXCUSE ME?
3638
01:36:30,577 --> 01:36:32,870
YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST.
3639
01:36:32,870 --> 01:36:34,247
INVITATION, MY ASS!
3640
01:36:34,247 --> 01:36:36,832
THEY DON'T KNOW
3641
01:36:34,247 --> 01:36:36,832
HOW WE DO IT.
3642
01:36:36,832 --> 01:36:38,585
LET'S JUST BLEND.
3643
01:36:36,832 --> 01:36:38,585
ALL RIGHT.
3644
01:36:38,585 --> 01:36:40,587
♪[Move Your Feet
3645
01:36:38,585 --> 01:36:40,587
by Junior Senior playing]
3646
01:36:40,587 --> 01:36:43,465
♪ WON'T STOP, WON'T STOP
3647
01:36:40,587 --> 01:36:43,465
THE BEAT AND GO ♪
3648
01:36:43,465 --> 01:36:48,344
♪ EVERYBODY,
3649
01:36:43,465 --> 01:36:48,344
MOVE YOU'RE FEET,
3650
01:36:43,465 --> 01:36:48,344
AND FEEL UNITED ♪
3651
01:36:48,344 --> 01:36:49,929
♪ OH, OH, OH ♪
3652
01:36:52,098 --> 01:36:56,645
♪ EVERYBODY, MOVE YOUR FEET
3653
01:36:52,098 --> 01:36:56,645
AND FEEL UNITED ♪
3654
01:36:56,645 --> 01:36:58,062
♪ OH, OH, OH ♪
3655
01:36:58,062 --> 01:37:00,189
GO! GET GOING!
3656
01:36:58,062 --> 01:37:00,189
MOVE IT!
3657
01:37:00,189 --> 01:37:01,941
AUBREY! AUBREY!
3658
01:37:01,941 --> 01:37:03,443
[shrieking]
3659
01:37:06,820 --> 01:37:10,032
DIDN'T WE JUST HAVE
3660
01:37:06,820 --> 01:37:10,032
THIS CONVERSATION?
3661
01:37:10,032 --> 01:37:12,910
CAN WE GET THESE
3662
01:37:10,032 --> 01:37:12,910
FANTASTIC SUPERMODELS
3663
01:37:12,910 --> 01:37:14,746
BACK INTO THEIR
3664
01:37:12,910 --> 01:37:14,746
DRESSING ROOMS?
3665
01:37:14,746 --> 01:37:15,997
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
3666
01:37:17,831 --> 01:37:19,375
[crowd cheering]
3667
01:37:19,375 --> 01:37:21,419
♪ I C-C-CAN'T
3668
01:37:19,375 --> 01:37:21,419
CONTROL THE FEET ♪
3669
01:37:21,419 --> 01:37:23,338
♪ P-P-PEOPLE IN THE STREETS ♪
3670
01:37:23,338 --> 01:37:25,214
♪ COME ON, EVERYBODY,
3671
01:37:23,338 --> 01:37:25,214
MOVE YOUR FEET ♪
3672
01:37:25,214 --> 01:37:27,342
♪ DON'T STOP,
3673
01:37:25,214 --> 01:37:27,342
DON'T STOP THE BEAT ♪
3674
01:37:27,342 --> 01:37:29,469
♪ I CAN'T STOP,
3675
01:37:27,342 --> 01:37:29,469
CAN'T STOP THE BEAT ♪
3676
01:37:29,469 --> 01:37:34,390
♪ I WON'T STOP,
3677
01:37:29,469 --> 01:37:34,390
WON'T STOP THE BEAT AND GO ♪
3678
01:37:34,390 --> 01:37:39,020
♪ EVERYBODY,
3679
01:37:34,390 --> 01:37:39,020
MOVE YOUR FEET
3680
01:37:34,390 --> 01:37:39,020
AND FEEL UNITED ♪
3681
01:37:39,020 --> 01:37:41,981
[crowd cheering]
3682
01:37:41,981 --> 01:37:47,195
♪ EVERYBODY,
3683
01:37:41,981 --> 01:37:47,195
MOVE YOUR FEET
3684
01:37:41,981 --> 01:37:47,195
AND FEEL UNITED ♪
3685
01:37:47,195 --> 01:37:48,862
♪ OH, OH, OH ♪
3686
01:37:48,862 --> 01:37:50,699
OH!
3687
01:37:50,699 --> 01:37:52,033
THEY CHANGED THAT QUICK!
3688
01:37:52,033 --> 01:37:53,326
AMAZING!
3689
01:37:53,326 --> 01:37:55,370
THEY CHANGED THAT QUICK!
3690
01:37:55,370 --> 01:37:56,912
♪ OH, YEAH ♪
3691
01:37:59,499 --> 01:38:01,000
♪ OH, YEAH ♪
3692
01:38:02,377 --> 01:38:05,087
THESE OUGHT TO GET
3693
01:38:02,377 --> 01:38:05,087
THE CRITICS' ATTENTION.
3694
01:38:08,383 --> 01:38:10,134
♪ S-S-SING MY SONG ♪
3695
01:38:10,134 --> 01:38:11,885
♪ Y-Y-YOU SING ALONG ♪
3696
01:38:11,885 --> 01:38:13,805
♪ JUST P-P-PUT MY RECORD ON ♪
3697
01:38:13,805 --> 01:38:15,849
♪ AND ALL OF YOUR TROUBLES
3698
01:38:13,805 --> 01:38:15,849
ARE DEAD AND GONE ♪
3699
01:38:15,849 --> 01:38:18,059
♪ DON'T STOP, DON'T STOP,
3700
01:38:15,849 --> 01:38:18,059
DON'T STOP THE BEAT ♪
3701
01:38:18,059 --> 01:38:20,894
♪ I CAN'T STOP, CAN'T STOP,
3702
01:38:18,059 --> 01:38:20,894
CAN'T STOP THE BEAT ♪
3703
01:38:20,894 --> 01:38:22,230
HUH?
3704
01:38:24,524 --> 01:38:29,612
♪ EVERYBODY,
3705
01:38:24,524 --> 01:38:29,612
MOVE YOUR FEET
3706
01:38:24,524 --> 01:38:29,612
AND FEEL UNITED ♪
3707
01:38:29,612 --> 01:38:31,781
♪ OH, OH, OH ♪
3708
01:38:33,199 --> 01:38:35,117
[all laughing]
3709
01:38:35,117 --> 01:38:37,620
♪ MOVE YOUR FEET
3710
01:38:35,117 --> 01:38:37,620
AND FEEL UNITED ♪
3711
01:38:37,620 --> 01:38:38,747
♪ OH, OH, OH ♪
3712
01:38:38,747 --> 01:38:40,749
OK, 2ND CHANGES,
3713
01:38:38,747 --> 01:38:40,749
EVERYBODY!
3714
01:38:40,749 --> 01:38:42,166
GO! GO! GO! NOW!
3715
01:38:43,292 --> 01:38:45,795
THIS'LL BE
3716
01:38:43,292 --> 01:38:45,795
A NICE LITTLE TREAT.
3717
01:38:49,923 --> 01:38:51,467
♪ OH, YEAH ♪
3718
01:38:53,969 --> 01:38:55,722
♪ OH, YEAH ♪
3719
01:38:55,722 --> 01:38:58,266
[all laughing]
3720
01:38:58,266 --> 01:39:00,476
♪ DON'T STOP,
3721
01:38:58,266 --> 01:39:00,476
DON'T STOP THE BEAT ♪
3722
01:39:00,476 --> 01:39:02,729
♪ I CAN'T STOP,
3723
01:39:00,476 --> 01:39:02,729
CAN'T STOP THE BEAT ♪
3724
01:39:02,729 --> 01:39:04,689
[all continue laughing]
3725
01:39:07,358 --> 01:39:10,236
♪ EVERYBODY,
3726
01:39:07,358 --> 01:39:10,236
MOVE YOUR FEET ♪
3727
01:39:10,236 --> 01:39:12,071
MY GOD! WHAT'S HAPPENING?
3728
01:39:12,071 --> 01:39:13,531
♪ OH, OH, OH ♪
3729
01:39:13,531 --> 01:39:15,825
THAT'S NOT MINE!
3730
01:39:15,825 --> 01:39:17,869
(Kevin)
3731
01:39:15,825 --> 01:39:17,869
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
3732
01:39:15,825 --> 01:39:17,869
ALL RIGHT, BRO.
3733
01:39:17,869 --> 01:39:19,328
I'M SORRY!
3734
01:39:20,246 --> 01:39:21,581
OH!
3735
01:39:21,581 --> 01:39:23,499
[all gasp]
3736
01:39:25,209 --> 01:39:27,921
JUST GIVE ME YOUR HAND.
3737
01:39:25,209 --> 01:39:27,921
IT'LL BE OK.
3738
01:39:27,921 --> 01:39:28,922
[screaming]
3739
01:39:28,922 --> 01:39:30,799
I'M SO SORRY. OH MY GOD!
3740
01:39:31,716 --> 01:39:33,050
I'M SO SORRY!
3741
01:39:33,050 --> 01:39:34,510
I'M SO SORRY. OH!
3742
01:39:34,510 --> 01:39:36,930
COME HERE! I GOT YOU!
3743
01:39:34,510 --> 01:39:36,930
I GOT YOU! I GOT YOU!
3744
01:39:36,930 --> 01:39:38,473
OH! OH!
3745
01:39:38,473 --> 01:39:40,767
HERE WE GO. UP!
3746
01:39:40,767 --> 01:39:42,351
[screaming]
3747
01:39:42,351 --> 01:39:44,687
OH, MY GOD!
3748
01:39:42,351 --> 01:39:44,687
I HOPE SHE'S OK.
3749
01:39:44,687 --> 01:39:46,355
[whining]
3750
01:39:44,687 --> 01:39:46,355
I'M RUINED.
3751
01:39:50,735 --> 01:39:53,655
LOOKS LIKE SOME
3752
01:39:50,735 --> 01:39:53,655
PEOPLE JUST DON'T
3753
01:39:50,735 --> 01:39:53,655
KNOW WHEN TO QUIT.
3754
01:39:53,655 --> 01:39:55,030
COME ON, GIRLS.
3755
01:39:56,407 --> 01:39:57,784
HELP ME.
3756
01:39:57,784 --> 01:39:59,661
I GOT YOU.
3757
01:39:59,661 --> 01:40:01,078
[all screaming]
3758
01:40:03,539 --> 01:40:05,708
KAREN,
3759
01:40:03,539 --> 01:40:05,708
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
3760
01:40:05,708 --> 01:40:07,710
LOOK, SOMEONE HAS GOT TO
3761
01:40:05,708 --> 01:40:07,710
GIVE THOSE GIRLS
3762
01:40:07,710 --> 01:40:10,296
A TASTE
3763
01:40:07,710 --> 01:40:10,296
OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE.
3764
01:40:10,296 --> 01:40:11,673
[screaming]
3765
01:40:12,632 --> 01:40:14,133
[all gasp]
3766
01:40:19,639 --> 01:40:21,307
[both screaming]
3767
01:40:21,307 --> 01:40:22,851
[all gasp]
3768
01:40:30,232 --> 01:40:34,320
SO REVOLUTIONARY!
3769
01:40:30,232 --> 01:40:34,320
IT'S SO BOLD AND SO...
3770
01:40:35,237 --> 01:40:36,865
SO BRILLIANT!
3771
01:40:42,996 --> 01:40:44,747
[both screaming]
3772
01:40:50,628 --> 01:40:52,254
YES!
3773
01:40:52,254 --> 01:40:53,715
YES!
3774
01:41:00,638 --> 01:41:04,934
NO! EVERYBODY,
3775
01:41:00,638 --> 01:41:04,934
THEY'RE IMPOSTORS!
3776
01:41:04,934 --> 01:41:06,519
[all gasp]
3777
01:41:06,519 --> 01:41:08,813
(woman)
3778
01:41:06,519 --> 01:41:08,813
OH, MY GOD!
3779
01:41:08,813 --> 01:41:10,439
HIT THE LIGHTS.
3780
01:41:12,859 --> 01:41:14,610
♪[music playing]
3781
01:41:31,460 --> 01:41:32,545
MARCUS!
3782
01:41:32,545 --> 01:41:33,838
BRITTANY!
3783
01:41:35,006 --> 01:41:36,465
WHERE'S BRITTANY?
3784
01:41:37,383 --> 01:41:39,594
[all cheering]
3785
01:41:39,594 --> 01:41:41,596
BRITTANY!
3786
01:41:41,596 --> 01:41:43,681
WHERE ARE YOU?
3787
01:41:55,484 --> 01:41:57,028
BRITTANY!
3788
01:41:57,028 --> 01:41:58,404
TIFFANY!
3789
01:41:59,447 --> 01:42:00,823
GET DOWN!
3790
01:42:00,823 --> 01:42:03,076
[crowd screaming]
3791
01:42:03,076 --> 01:42:04,660
[grunting]
3792
01:42:07,080 --> 01:42:09,999
I TOLD YOU
3793
01:42:07,080 --> 01:42:09,999
YOU WERE GOING
3794
01:42:07,080 --> 01:42:09,999
TO REGRET IT.
3795
01:42:09,999 --> 01:42:13,252
YOU HIT LIKE A BITCH!
3796
01:42:09,999 --> 01:42:13,252
COME ON.
3797
01:42:13,252 --> 01:42:14,670
[screaming]
3798
01:42:14,670 --> 01:42:17,632
YOU RUN AND I'LL SHOOT YOU.
3799
01:42:14,670 --> 01:42:17,632
COME ON. COME ON.
3800
01:42:17,632 --> 01:42:19,258
[grunting]
3801
01:42:30,937 --> 01:42:32,105
MY TURN.
3802
01:42:32,105 --> 01:42:33,564
MAMA?
3803
01:42:33,564 --> 01:42:35,858
[yelling]
3804
01:42:35,858 --> 01:42:37,986
GIRL, WE GONNA
3805
01:42:35,858 --> 01:42:37,986
NEED SOME BACKUP.
3806
01:42:37,986 --> 01:42:39,570
KEISHA? HEY!
3807
01:42:39,570 --> 01:42:41,238
GIRL, CALL NAYNAY
3808
01:42:39,570 --> 01:42:41,238
AND LAQUANDA.
3809
01:42:41,238 --> 01:42:43,825
TELL THEM TO
3810
01:42:41,238 --> 01:42:43,825
BRING THE VASELINE
3811
01:42:41,238 --> 01:42:43,825
AND THE STRAIGHT RAZORS.
3812
01:42:43,825 --> 01:42:45,534
THESE BITCHES
3813
01:42:43,825 --> 01:42:45,534
ON SOME OTHER SHIT!
3814
01:42:45,534 --> 01:42:47,536
WHAT'S GOING ON?
3815
01:42:47,536 --> 01:42:48,913
DON'T TOUCH MY DRESS!
3816
01:42:48,913 --> 01:42:50,414
VANDERGELD'S GOT TIFFANY!
3817
01:42:50,414 --> 01:42:54,127
WHAT? NO ONE MESSES
3818
01:42:50,414 --> 01:42:54,127
WITH MY QUEEN!
3819
01:42:54,127 --> 01:42:56,211
MARCUS! ARE YOU OK?
3820
01:42:56,211 --> 01:42:57,254
NO.
3821
01:42:57,254 --> 01:42:58,714
WHAT'S WRONG?
3822
01:42:58,714 --> 01:43:01,383
THESE DAMN G-STRINGS
3823
01:42:58,714 --> 01:43:01,383
ARE KILLING ME!
3824
01:43:01,383 --> 01:43:02,551
[groaning]
3825
01:43:04,762 --> 01:43:05,972
(Harper)
3826
01:43:04,762 --> 01:43:05,972
FREEZE!
3827
01:43:05,972 --> 01:43:07,140
F.B.I.
3828
01:43:08,724 --> 01:43:10,059
YOU GUYS
3829
01:43:08,724 --> 01:43:10,059
TAKE CARE OF THOSE TWO.
3830
01:43:10,059 --> 01:43:11,477
WE'RE GOING
3831
01:43:10,059 --> 01:43:11,477
AFTER VANDERGELD.
3832
01:43:11,477 --> 01:43:14,271
COPELAND!
3833
01:43:11,477 --> 01:43:14,271
YOU'RE GOING TO NEED THIS.
3834
01:43:15,606 --> 01:43:17,399
COME ON, LET'S GO.
3835
01:43:17,399 --> 01:43:19,401
[women screaming]
3836
01:43:19,401 --> 01:43:21,154
F.B.I.! FREEZE!
3837
01:43:23,823 --> 01:43:25,407
(Heather)
3838
01:43:23,823 --> 01:43:25,407
DADDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
3839
01:43:25,407 --> 01:43:27,326
HEATHER, WHY DON'T YOU
3840
01:43:25,407 --> 01:43:27,326
TAKE YOUR MOTHER
3841
01:43:27,326 --> 01:43:28,870
AND YOUR SISTER
3842
01:43:27,326 --> 01:43:28,870
AND GO ON HOME?
3843
01:43:28,870 --> 01:43:31,080
DADDY, WHY ARE YOU
3844
01:43:28,870 --> 01:43:31,080
DOING THIS?
3845
01:43:31,080 --> 01:43:33,708
DADDY DIDN'T TELL YOU?
3846
01:43:31,080 --> 01:43:33,708
HE'S BROKE.
3847
01:43:33,708 --> 01:43:35,626
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, BROKE?
3848
01:43:35,626 --> 01:43:39,005
LIKE MARTHA STEWART BROKE
3849
01:43:35,626 --> 01:43:39,005
OR M.C. HAMMER BROKE?
3850
01:43:39,005 --> 01:43:40,756
M.C. HAMMER BROKE!
3851
01:43:40,756 --> 01:43:42,299
[screaming]
3852
01:43:40,756 --> 01:43:42,299
NO!
3853
01:43:42,299 --> 01:43:44,385
I'VE BEEN FUNNELING MONEY
3854
01:43:42,299 --> 01:43:44,385
OUT OF THE CHARITY
3855
01:43:44,385 --> 01:43:46,888
INTO A PRIVATE ACCOUNT,
3856
01:43:44,385 --> 01:43:46,888
JUST TO GET US BY!
3857
01:43:50,099 --> 01:43:52,852
ARE YOU FILMING THIS?
3858
01:43:50,099 --> 01:43:52,852
ARE YOU FILMING THIS?
3859
01:43:52,852 --> 01:43:55,396
I'LL GIVE YOU
3860
01:43:52,852 --> 01:43:55,396
SOMETHING TO SHOOT!
3861
01:43:55,396 --> 01:43:57,190
[all screaming]
3862
01:43:57,190 --> 01:43:58,524
GET OUT OF MY WAY!
3863
01:43:58,524 --> 01:43:59,734
I CAN'T DO THAT.
3864
01:43:59,734 --> 01:44:01,485
[yelling]
3865
01:43:59,734 --> 01:44:01,485
NO!
3866
01:44:04,488 --> 01:44:05,823
DROP IT!
3867
01:44:05,823 --> 01:44:07,449
[all screaming]
3868
01:44:09,744 --> 01:44:11,412
I GOT YOU, MAN.
3869
01:44:11,412 --> 01:44:13,455
HEY, WE'RE GONNA GET
3870
01:44:11,412 --> 01:44:13,455
THAT STAIN OUT.
3871
01:44:11,412 --> 01:44:13,455
DON'T EVEN WORRY.
3872
01:44:13,455 --> 01:44:15,332
[screaming]
3873
01:44:13,455 --> 01:44:15,332
DON'T MOVE!
3874
01:44:15,332 --> 01:44:18,293
WARREN VANDERGELD,
3875
01:44:15,332 --> 01:44:18,293
YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!
3876
01:44:20,253 --> 01:44:22,590
HEY, I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU,
3877
01:44:20,253 --> 01:44:22,590
I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU DID.
3878
01:44:22,590 --> 01:44:24,675
THAT WAS
3879
01:44:22,590 --> 01:44:24,675
REAL BRAVE OF YOU.
3880
01:44:24,675 --> 01:44:26,343
I HAD NO CHOICE.
3881
01:44:26,343 --> 01:44:29,722
I COULDN'T LET THEM TAKE
3882
01:44:26,343 --> 01:44:29,722
MY ONE TRUE LOVE AWAY.
3883
01:44:29,722 --> 01:44:31,432
[laughs]
3884
01:44:31,432 --> 01:44:34,810
HEY, DUDE. I AIN'T
3885
01:44:31,432 --> 01:44:34,810
WHAT YOU THINK I AM.
3886
01:44:36,269 --> 01:44:40,066
BABY, WE ALL GOT SECRETS.
3887
01:44:36,269 --> 01:44:40,066
THAT'S OK.
3888
01:44:46,530 --> 01:44:48,741
ARE YOU TELLING ME
3889
01:44:48,741 --> 01:44:51,202
THAT YOU ARE NOT...
3890
01:44:51,202 --> 01:44:53,079
YEAH. I'M NOT A WOMAN.
3891
01:44:53,079 --> 01:44:54,747
WHITE?
3892
01:44:54,747 --> 01:44:57,792
OH, THE DECEPTION!
3893
01:44:54,747 --> 01:44:57,792
THE BETRAYAL, MAN!
3894
01:44:54,747 --> 01:44:57,792
YOU DECEIVED ME!
3895
01:44:57,792 --> 01:45:00,669
CALM DOWN.
3896
01:44:57,792 --> 01:45:00,669
I'M A F.B.I. AGENT.
3897
01:44:57,792 --> 01:45:00,669
I WAS UNCOVERING A S--
3898
01:45:00,669 --> 01:45:02,838
NEGRO, PLEASE!
3899
01:45:02,838 --> 01:45:06,134
DIDN'T SOMEBODY TELL YOU
3900
01:45:02,838 --> 01:45:06,134
THIS WAS AN ALL-WHITE
3901
01:45:02,838 --> 01:45:06,134
PARTY, HUH?
3902
01:45:06,134 --> 01:45:09,095
SOMEONE GET THIS
3903
01:45:06,134 --> 01:45:09,095
JIGABOO AWAY FROM ME!
3904
01:45:09,095 --> 01:45:10,763
ARE YOU OK?
3905
01:45:10,763 --> 01:45:13,266
YES, I'M FINE.
3906
01:45:10,763 --> 01:45:13,266
THANK YOU.
3907
01:45:13,266 --> 01:45:16,685
SO, DO I GET TO
3908
01:45:13,266 --> 01:45:16,685
SEE MY KNIGHT
3909
01:45:13,266 --> 01:45:16,685
IN SHINING ARMOR?
3910
01:45:16,685 --> 01:45:17,770
WELL...
3911
01:45:17,770 --> 01:45:19,438
GET A LEG!
3912
01:45:19,438 --> 01:45:21,398
[grunting]
3913
01:45:19,438 --> 01:45:21,398
GET OFF ME!
3914
01:45:21,398 --> 01:45:23,567
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
3915
01:45:21,398 --> 01:45:23,567
I'M GOING TO LET YOU HAVE IT!
3916
01:45:23,567 --> 01:45:25,861
YOU AIN'T NEVER
3917
01:45:23,567 --> 01:45:25,861
MET NOBODY LIKE ME!
3918
01:45:23,567 --> 01:45:25,861
IT'S ME!
3919
01:45:25,861 --> 01:45:28,447
YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU
3920
01:45:25,861 --> 01:45:28,447
MESSING WITH! MY NAME'S GINA!
3921
01:45:25,861 --> 01:45:28,447
IT'S ME!
3922
01:45:28,447 --> 01:45:30,616
IT'S ME. IT'S ME.
3923
01:45:30,616 --> 01:45:31,951
[all gasp]
3924
01:45:31,951 --> 01:45:32,952
KEVIN?
3925
01:45:32,952 --> 01:45:34,369
LATRELL?
3926
01:45:34,369 --> 01:45:35,871
(Marcus)
3927
01:45:34,369 --> 01:45:35,871
GINA!
3928
01:45:35,871 --> 01:45:38,040
MARCUS?
3929
01:45:38,040 --> 01:45:40,709
OH, THIS IS SOME
3930
01:45:38,040 --> 01:45:40,709
JERRY SPRINGER SHIT!
3931
01:45:41,627 --> 01:45:43,296
[police radio chattering]
3932
01:45:43,296 --> 01:45:46,048
(Chief)
3933
01:45:43,296 --> 01:45:46,048
ONCE AGAIN, YOU GUYS
3934
01:45:43,296 --> 01:45:46,048
MANAGED TO DO EVERYTHING
3935
01:45:46,048 --> 01:45:48,341
I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO.
3936
01:45:48,341 --> 01:45:52,138
YOU CAUSED OVER
3937
01:45:48,341 --> 01:45:52,138
$250,000 WORTH OF DAMAGE.
3938
01:45:52,138 --> 01:45:53,889
2 PEOPLE WERE SHOT.
3939
01:45:55,474 --> 01:46:00,688
BUT AT LEAST YOU, UH, GOT
3940
01:45:55,474 --> 01:46:00,688
THE RIGHT GUY. GOOD WORK.
3941
01:46:00,688 --> 01:46:02,355
THANKS A LOT, CHIEF.
3942
01:46:02,355 --> 01:46:04,608
BUT WE COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT
3943
01:46:02,355 --> 01:46:04,608
WITHOUT GOMEZ AND HARPER.
3944
01:46:04,608 --> 01:46:07,987
ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU ALL
3945
01:46:04,608 --> 01:46:07,987
IN THE OFFICE TOMORROW.
3946
01:46:07,987 --> 01:46:09,280
ALL RIGHT.
3947
01:46:09,280 --> 01:46:11,991
HEY, GOOD WORK, GUYS.
3948
01:46:11,991 --> 01:46:15,036
WHO WILL BE FEATURED
3949
01:46:11,991 --> 01:46:15,036
ON THE COVER
3950
01:46:11,991 --> 01:46:15,036
OF HAMPTONS MAGAZINE?
3951
01:46:15,036 --> 01:46:17,997
ALL RIGHT, I GOT
3952
01:46:15,036 --> 01:46:17,997
TO GO TAKE CARE
3953
01:46:15,036 --> 01:46:17,997
OF SOME BUSINESS. UM...
3954
01:46:17,997 --> 01:46:19,790
SEE YOU GUYS ON MONDAY.
3955
01:46:19,790 --> 01:46:23,376
SO, WHO DO YOU THINK
3956
01:46:19,790 --> 01:46:23,376
WORE THOSE PANTIES
3957
01:46:19,790 --> 01:46:23,376
YOU WERE SNIFFING?
3958
01:46:23,376 --> 01:46:24,920
KEVIN OR MARCUS?
3959
01:46:24,920 --> 01:46:27,715
GOMEZ, I TOLD YOU.
3960
01:46:24,920 --> 01:46:27,715
I WAS LOOKING FOR D.N.A.
3961
01:46:27,715 --> 01:46:29,050
OH, YEAH.
3962
01:46:30,176 --> 01:46:32,553
WHAT ARE YOU
3963
01:46:30,176 --> 01:46:32,553
LAUGHING AT, "DENZEL"?
3964
01:46:32,553 --> 01:46:37,183
[in high-pitched voice]
3965
01:46:32,553 --> 01:46:37,183
"OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL
3966
01:46:32,553 --> 01:46:37,183
CHOCOLATE MAN!"
3967
01:46:37,183 --> 01:46:38,767
YOU GUYS GOT
3968
01:46:37,183 --> 01:46:38,767
SOME WORK TO DO?
3969
01:46:38,767 --> 01:46:41,270
I'M DENISE PORTER.
3970
01:46:38,767 --> 01:46:41,270
GOOD NIGHT.
3971
01:46:44,023 --> 01:46:45,524
DENISE.
3972
01:46:45,524 --> 01:46:47,276
HI.
3973
01:46:47,276 --> 01:46:50,696
I'M KEVIN COPELAND.
3974
01:46:47,276 --> 01:46:50,696
I'M AN F.B.I. AGENT.
3975
01:46:51,780 --> 01:46:54,867
I MAKE $30,000,
3976
01:46:51,780 --> 01:46:54,867
A YEAR AFTER TAXES.
3977
01:46:54,867 --> 01:46:59,205
I DON'T DRIVE A BENTLEY,
3978
01:46:54,867 --> 01:46:59,205
AND I DON'T HAVE
3979
01:46:54,867 --> 01:46:59,205
A HOUSE ON A HILL.
3980
01:46:59,205 --> 01:47:02,958
BUT I'D REALLY, REALLY,
3981
01:46:59,205 --> 01:47:02,958
REALLY LIKE TO TAKE YOU OUT.
3982
01:47:02,958 --> 01:47:04,877
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
3983
01:47:04,877 --> 01:47:06,254
ANY MAN
3984
01:47:08,172 --> 01:47:12,093
WHO WOULD JUMP IN FRONT
3985
01:47:08,172 --> 01:47:12,093
OF A BULLET FOR ME
3986
01:47:12,093 --> 01:47:14,720
CAN DEFINITELY
3987
01:47:12,093 --> 01:47:14,720
TAKE ME ON A DATE.
3988
01:47:18,473 --> 01:47:20,142
BABY?
3989
01:47:20,142 --> 01:47:21,977
COME ON, GIRL, LET'S GO.
3990
01:47:20,142 --> 01:47:21,977
WAIT, COULD I JUST PLEASE--
3991
01:47:21,977 --> 01:47:23,896
MARCUS, I HAVE NOTHING
3992
01:47:21,977 --> 01:47:23,896
MORE TO SAY TO YOU.
3993
01:47:23,896 --> 01:47:26,565
I KNOW.
3994
01:47:23,896 --> 01:47:26,565
JUST LISTEN TO ME, PLEASE.
3995
01:47:26,565 --> 01:47:29,193
GINA, I--I LIED TO YOU,
3996
01:47:29,193 --> 01:47:31,528
I'VE HID THINGS FROM YOU,
3997
01:47:31,528 --> 01:47:33,864
BUT I HAVE NEVER
3998
01:47:31,528 --> 01:47:33,864
CHEATED ON YOU.
3999
01:47:33,864 --> 01:47:36,200
BUT I AM GUILTY.
4000
01:47:36,200 --> 01:47:39,703
I'M GUILTY OF PAYING
4001
01:47:36,200 --> 01:47:39,703
MORE ATTENTION TO MY JOB
4002
01:47:36,200 --> 01:47:39,703
THAN I DO MY WIFE.
4003
01:47:39,703 --> 01:47:41,496
I'M GUILTY
4004
01:47:39,703 --> 01:47:41,496
OF NOT APPRECIATING
4005
01:47:41,496 --> 01:47:43,249
ALL THE LITTLE THINGS
4006
01:47:41,496 --> 01:47:43,249
YOU DO FOR ME.
4007
01:47:43,249 --> 01:47:46,335
LIKE GETTING YOUR HAIR DONE.
4008
01:47:46,335 --> 01:47:49,922
WEARING THAT SWEET-SMELLING
4009
01:47:46,335 --> 01:47:49,922
CHANEL COLOGNE I LOVE SO MUCH.
4010
01:47:49,922 --> 01:47:51,632
BUT MY BIGGEST CRIME
4011
01:47:51,632 --> 01:47:55,344
IS THAT I DIDN'T TELL YOU
4012
01:47:51,632 --> 01:47:55,344
I LOVED YOU EVERY SINGLE DAY.
4013
01:47:55,344 --> 01:47:59,307
OH! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO
4014
01:47:55,344 --> 01:47:59,307
LET HIM OFF THAT EASY.
4015
01:47:55,344 --> 01:47:59,307
WILL YOU SHUT UP?
4016
01:48:00,266 --> 01:48:01,392
OK.
4017
01:48:01,392 --> 01:48:02,517
[sighs]
4018
01:48:04,312 --> 01:48:05,854
I LOVE YOU.
4019
01:48:12,945 --> 01:48:14,447
A WHEELCHAIR?
4020
01:48:14,447 --> 01:48:17,616
YES, BUT THE FEELING
4021
01:48:14,447 --> 01:48:17,616
WILL COME BACK,
4022
01:48:14,447 --> 01:48:17,616
I PROMISE.
4023
01:48:17,616 --> 01:48:20,577
♪ MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN,
4024
01:48:17,616 --> 01:48:20,577
WALKING FAST ♪
4025
01:48:20,577 --> 01:48:22,455
♪ FACES PASS
4026
01:48:20,577 --> 01:48:22,455
AND I'M HOMEBOUND ♪
4027
01:48:22,455 --> 01:48:23,747
BACKUP, TONY.
4028
01:48:23,747 --> 01:48:25,374
♪[Tony humming]
4029
01:48:25,374 --> 01:48:27,126
HEY, GIRLS.
4030
01:48:27,126 --> 01:48:28,169
HEY.
4031
01:48:28,169 --> 01:48:29,337
HI.
4032
01:48:31,046 --> 01:48:35,592
SO YOU GUYS WERE
4033
01:48:31,046 --> 01:48:35,592
PRETENDING TO BE THEM
4034
01:48:31,046 --> 01:48:35,592
THE ENTIRE TIME?
4035
01:48:35,592 --> 01:48:36,969
YES, WE WERE.
4036
01:48:36,969 --> 01:48:38,887
BUT WE WAS ONLY
4037
01:48:36,969 --> 01:48:38,887
DOING OUR JOB.
4038
01:48:38,887 --> 01:48:41,556
I HOPE YOU GUYS AREN'T
4039
01:48:38,887 --> 01:48:41,556
TOO PISSED OFF AT US.
4040
01:48:41,556 --> 01:48:43,309
WE'RE SO BUMMED!
4041
01:48:45,311 --> 01:48:47,938
WE LIKED BRITTANY
4042
01:48:45,311 --> 01:48:47,938
AND TIFFANY, LIKE,
4043
01:48:47,938 --> 01:48:50,732
SO MUCH MORE
4044
01:48:47,938 --> 01:48:50,732
WHEN YOU WERE THEM.
4045
01:48:51,650 --> 01:48:54,278
SO MUCH MORE!
4046
01:48:54,278 --> 01:48:57,656
SO I GUESS
4047
01:48:54,278 --> 01:48:57,656
THIS MEANS WE WON'T BE
4048
01:48:54,278 --> 01:48:57,656
HANGING OUT ANYMORE?
4049
01:48:57,656 --> 01:49:00,575
OH, DON'T SAY THAT.
4050
01:48:57,656 --> 01:49:00,575
OF COURSE WE WILL.
4051
01:48:57,656 --> 01:49:00,575
WE'LL HANG OUT.
4052
01:49:00,575 --> 01:49:03,578
YEAH. WE'LL ALL
4053
01:49:00,575 --> 01:49:03,578
GET TOGETHER AND
4054
01:49:00,575 --> 01:49:03,578
WE'RE GONNA GO
4055
01:49:03,578 --> 01:49:07,458
(all)
4056
01:49:03,578 --> 01:49:07,458
SHOPPING!
4057
01:49:07,458 --> 01:49:10,085
♪[Hey, Ms. Wilson by
4058
01:49:07,458 --> 01:49:10,085
The Penfifteen Club playing]
4059
01:49:17,218 --> 01:49:20,221
♪ OH, MY, LOOKY THERE ♪
4060
01:49:20,221 --> 01:49:23,349
♪ STONE-COLD FOXY,
4061
01:49:20,221 --> 01:49:23,349
PLATINUM HAIR ♪
4062
01:49:23,349 --> 01:49:26,435
♪ SHORT SKIRT, BARELY THERE ♪
4063
01:49:26,435 --> 01:49:29,646
♪ MAKE A CHICK WANNA HATE,
4064
01:49:26,435 --> 01:49:29,646
MAKE A BOY WANNA STARE ♪
4065
01:49:29,646 --> 01:49:33,025
♪ WELL, MS. WILSON YOU MUST BE
4066
01:49:29,646 --> 01:49:33,025
WORTH A TRILLION BUCKS ♪
4067
01:49:33,025 --> 01:49:36,070
♪ GET THE FEELIN' THAT
4068
01:49:33,025 --> 01:49:36,070
YOU DON'T REALLY GIVE A ♪
4069
01:49:36,070 --> 01:49:39,198
♪ MS. WILSON, I LIKE THE WAY
4070
01:49:36,070 --> 01:49:39,198
YOU PUSH AND GLIDE ♪
4071
01:49:39,198 --> 01:49:42,617
♪ ROLLER SKATES ON
4072
01:49:39,198 --> 01:49:42,617
A SOCIAL BUTTERFLY, WHOO! ♪
4073
01:49:48,165 --> 01:49:51,293
♪ BREEZE BY, VELVET ROPES ♪
4074
01:49:51,293 --> 01:49:54,422
♪ SKI THIS TOWN
4075
01:49:51,293 --> 01:49:54,422
LIKE A BUNNY SLOPE ♪
4076
01:49:54,422 --> 01:49:57,383
♪ OH, MY, THERE SHE GOES ♪
4077
01:49:57,383 --> 01:50:00,177
♪ A LONG MONEY GIRL
4078
01:49:57,383 --> 01:50:00,177
IN HER SHORT MONEY CLOTHES ♪
4079
01:50:00,177 --> 01:50:03,889
♪ WELL, MS. WILSON YOU MUST BE
4080
01:50:00,177 --> 01:50:03,889
WORTH A TRILLION BUCKS ♪
4081
01:50:03,889 --> 01:50:07,142
♪ WAS IT YOU WITH YOUR BUNNY
4082
01:50:03,889 --> 01:50:07,142
ALL UP IN THE CLUB? ♪
4083
01:50:07,142 --> 01:50:10,229
♪ MS. WILSON I LIKE THE WAY
4084
01:50:07,142 --> 01:50:10,229
YOU PUSH AND GLIDE ♪
4085
01:50:10,229 --> 01:50:13,482
♪ ROLLER SKATES ON
4086
01:50:10,229 --> 01:50:13,482
A SOCIAL BUTTERFLY, COME ON ♪
4087
01:50:15,568 --> 01:50:17,111
♪ MS. WILSON ♪
4088
01:50:21,574 --> 01:50:24,243
♪[White Girls
4089
01:50:21,574 --> 01:50:24,243
by Mighty Casey playing]
4090
01:50:24,243 --> 01:50:26,661
♪ WHITE GIRLS ♪
4091
01:50:26,661 --> 01:50:28,163
♪ SUZIE, JANET, KAREN ♪
4092
01:50:28,163 --> 01:50:31,708
♪ GOING THROUGH MY MIND ♪
4093
01:50:31,708 --> 01:50:34,211
♪ SARAH, JESS, AND JUDY TOO ♪
4094
01:50:34,211 --> 01:50:36,755
♪ WHITE GIRLS ♪
4095
01:50:36,755 --> 01:50:39,133
♪ JULIE, BETH, AND SHARON ♪
4096
01:50:39,133 --> 01:50:41,634
♪ HELP ME UNWIND ♪
4097
01:50:41,634 --> 01:50:44,138
♪ THE MORE I SEE,
4098
01:50:41,634 --> 01:50:44,138
THE MORE I DO ♪
4099
01:50:44,138 --> 01:50:46,515
♪ DON'T TELL
4100
01:50:44,138 --> 01:50:46,515
MINISTER FARRAKHAN ♪
4101
01:50:46,515 --> 01:50:48,934
♪ HE DON'T WANT TO KNOW
4102
01:50:46,515 --> 01:50:48,934
WHAT'S GOING ON ♪
4103
01:50:48,934 --> 01:50:52,229
♪ 'CAUSE WHITE GIRLS ♪
4104
01:50:52,229 --> 01:50:56,275
♪ WON'T GO AWAY ♪
4105
01:50:56,275 --> 01:50:59,153
♪ THERE'S ONE THING
4106
01:50:56,275 --> 01:50:59,153
I KNOW ABOUT,
4107
01:50:56,275 --> 01:50:59,153
AND THAT'S MISCEGENATION ♪
4108
01:50:59,153 --> 01:51:01,489
♪ TICKET TO RIDE,
4109
01:50:59,153 --> 01:51:01,489
WHITE GIRL HIGHWAY ♪
4110
01:51:01,489 --> 01:51:03,740
♪ TELL ALL THE WHITE GIRLS
4111
01:51:01,489 --> 01:51:03,740
THEY COULD SWING MY WAY ♪
4112
01:51:03,740 --> 01:51:06,327
♪ WHAT UP, BABY GIRL?
4113
01:51:03,740 --> 01:51:06,327
HOW YOU DOIN',
4114
01:51:03,740 --> 01:51:06,327
IS YOU SINGLE? ♪
4115
01:51:06,327 --> 01:51:08,870
♪ HAVE YOU EVER MESSED WITH
4116
01:51:06,327 --> 01:51:08,870
A LIGHT-SKINNED MANDINGO? ♪
4117
01:51:08,870 --> 01:51:11,373
♪ AND I COULD GIVE A DAMN WHAT
4118
01:51:08,870 --> 01:51:11,373
ALL MY FRIENDS SAY TO ME ♪
4119
01:51:11,373 --> 01:51:13,750
♪ YOU AND ME BABY COULD START
4120
01:51:11,373 --> 01:51:13,750
MAKING UP FOR SLAVERY ♪
4121
01:51:13,750 --> 01:51:16,170
♪ GIRL, I'M JUST PLAYIN',
4122
01:51:13,750 --> 01:51:16,170
I GOT A WHITE MOM ♪
4123
01:51:16,170 --> 01:51:18,671
♪ YOU GOT ANY BLACK IN YOU?
4124
01:51:16,170 --> 01:51:18,671
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME? ♪
4125
01:51:18,671 --> 01:51:21,258
♪ OH, WORD, YOU LIKE
4126
01:51:18,671 --> 01:51:21,258
MY SONGS THAT BE PLAYING
4127
01:51:18,671 --> 01:51:21,258
ON THE RADIO? ♪
4128
01:51:21,258 --> 01:51:23,636
♪ WELL YOU KNOW THE SINCEREST
4129
01:51:21,258 --> 01:51:23,636
FORM OF FLATTERY'S ♪
4130
01:51:23,636 --> 01:51:26,013
♪ I AIN'T A PICKY GUY
4131
01:51:23,636 --> 01:51:26,013
SO I REALLY DON'T CARE ♪
4132
01:51:26,013 --> 01:51:28,516
♪ IF YOU A HIPPY WHITE CHICK
4133
01:51:26,013 --> 01:51:28,516
WHO GOT UNDERARM HAIR ♪
4134
01:51:28,516 --> 01:51:30,976
♪ OR A GHETTO WHITE CHICK
4135
01:51:28,516 --> 01:51:30,976
WHO BE TRYING TO ACT BLACK ♪
4136
01:51:30,976 --> 01:51:33,521
♪ WITH YOUR NAME ON A CHAIN
4137
01:51:30,976 --> 01:51:33,521
AND YOUR HAIR SLICKED BACK ♪
4138
01:51:33,521 --> 01:51:35,981
♪ YOU COULD BE FROM ANYWHERE,
4139
01:51:33,521 --> 01:51:35,981
MAINE DOWN TO MALIBU ♪
4140
01:51:35,981 --> 01:51:38,526
♪ CROSS A TRAILER PARK
4141
01:51:35,981 --> 01:51:38,526
ON THE WAY TO PARK AVENUE ♪
4142
01:51:38,526 --> 01:51:40,528
♪ SEE ME WITH A BLACK GIRL
4143
01:51:38,526 --> 01:51:40,528
YOU GOT THE WRONG MAN ♪
4144
01:51:40,528 --> 01:51:42,946
♪ OR MIGHT HAVE JUST BEEN
4145
01:51:40,528 --> 01:51:42,946
A WHITE GIRL WITH A TAN ♪
4146
01:51:42,946 --> 01:51:45,616
♪ AND SISTERS DON'T GET MAD
4147
01:51:42,946 --> 01:51:45,616
'CAUSE I'M OUT,
4148
01:51:42,946 --> 01:51:45,616
WHITE CHICKS ♪
4149
01:51:45,616 --> 01:51:48,536
♪ 'CAUSE WE ALL LOOK THE SAME
4150
01:51:45,616 --> 01:51:48,536
WHEN YOU TURN OFF
4151
01:51:45,616 --> 01:51:48,536
THE LIGHT SWITCH ♪
4152
01:51:48,536 --> 01:51:50,703
♪ SEE BACK IN THE DAY,
4153
01:51:48,536 --> 01:51:50,703
I WAS GETTING NO PLAY ♪
4154
01:51:50,703 --> 01:51:53,123
♪ THEN I WENT
4155
01:51:50,703 --> 01:51:53,123
THE WHITE GIRL WAY
4156
01:51:50,703 --> 01:51:53,123
LIKE O. J. ♪
4157
01:51:53,123 --> 01:51:55,668
♪ SO YOU CAN FORNICATE,
4158
01:51:53,123 --> 01:51:55,668
BUT I'M SORRY O'SHEA ♪
4159
01:51:55,668 --> 01:51:58,253
♪ 'CAUSE I GOT MY WHITE GIRL
4160
01:51:55,668 --> 01:51:58,253
AND EVERYTHING'S OK ♪
4161
01:51:58,253 --> 01:52:00,922
♪ WHITE GIRLS ♪
4162
01:52:00,922 --> 01:52:02,383
♪ SUZIE, JANET, KAREN ♪
4163
01:52:02,383 --> 01:52:05,678
♪ GOING THROUGH MY MIND ♪
4164
01:52:05,678 --> 01:52:08,055
♪ SARAH, JESS, AND JUDY TOO ♪
4165
01:52:08,055 --> 01:52:10,558
♪ WHITE GIRLS ♪
4166
01:52:10,558 --> 01:52:12,685
♪ JULIE, BETH, AND SHARON ♪
4167
01:52:12,685 --> 01:52:15,437
♪ HELP ME UNWIND ♪
4168
01:52:15,437 --> 01:52:17,981
♪ THE MORE I SEE,
4169
01:52:15,437 --> 01:52:17,981
THE MORE I DO ♪
4170
01:52:17,981 --> 01:52:20,275
♪ DON'T TELL
4171
01:52:17,981 --> 01:52:20,275
MINISTER FARRAKHAN ♪
4172
01:52:20,275 --> 01:52:22,861
♪ HE DON'T WANT TO KNOW
4173
01:52:20,275 --> 01:52:22,861
WHAT'S GOING ON ♪
4174
01:52:22,861 --> 01:52:25,531
♪ 'CAUSE WHITE GIRLS ♪
4175
01:52:25,531 --> 01:52:26,907
♪ SUZIE, JANET, KAREN ♪
4176
01:52:26,907 --> 01:52:30,327
♪ GOING THROUGH MY MIND ♪
4177
01:52:30,327 --> 01:52:32,954
♪ SARAH, JESS, AND JUDY, TOO ♪
4178
01:52:32,954 --> 01:52:35,249
♪ WHITE GIRLS ♪
4179
01:52:35,249 --> 01:52:37,334
♪ JULIE, BETH, AND SHARON ♪
4180
01:52:37,334 --> 01:52:40,212
♪ HELP ME UNWIND ♪
4181
01:52:40,212 --> 01:52:42,631
♪ THE MORE I SEE,
4182
01:52:40,212 --> 01:52:42,631
THE MORE I DO ♪
4183
01:52:42,631 --> 01:52:44,757
♪ WHETHER SHORT OR TALL,
4184
01:52:42,631 --> 01:52:44,757
WHETHER BLONDE OR BRUNETTE ♪
4185
01:52:44,757 --> 01:52:47,219
♪ I AIN'T MET A WHITE GIRL
4186
01:52:44,757 --> 01:52:47,219
WHO I WOULDN'T DO YET ♪
4187
01:52:47,219 --> 01:52:49,722
♪ FOR THOSE WHO'S
4188
01:52:47,219 --> 01:52:49,722
GETTING FURIOUS,
4189
01:52:47,219 --> 01:52:49,722
PLEASE DON'T TAKE ME SERIOUS ♪
4190
01:52:49,722 --> 01:52:52,266
♪ I'M JUST WILIN' OUT
4191
01:52:49,722 --> 01:52:52,266
LIKE EDDIE MURPHY
4192
01:52:49,722 --> 01:52:52,266
IN DELIRIOUS ♪
4193
01:52:52,266 --> 01:52:54,851
♪ BUT IF YOU TOOK OFFENSE
4194
01:52:52,266 --> 01:52:54,851
AND YOU'RE BLACK
4195
01:52:52,266 --> 01:52:54,851
OR YOU'RE WHITE ♪
4196
01:52:54,851 --> 01:52:57,563
♪ I'M GLAD YOU DID, SUCKER,
4197
01:52:54,851 --> 01:52:57,563
'CAUSE YOU WAY TOO UPTIGHT ♪
4198
01:52:57,563 --> 01:53:00,023
♪ WHITE GIRLS ♪
4199
01:53:00,023 --> 01:53:01,983
♪ JULIE, BETH, AND SHARON ♪
4200
01:53:01,983 --> 01:53:04,986
♪ HELP ME UNWIND ♪
4201
01:53:04,986 --> 01:53:07,281
♪ THE MORE I SEE,
4202
01:53:04,986 --> 01:53:07,281
THE MORE I DO ♪
4203
01:53:07,281 --> 01:53:09,782
♪ DON'T TELL
4204
01:53:07,281 --> 01:53:09,782
MINISTER FARRAKHAN ♪
4205
01:53:09,782 --> 01:53:12,327
♪ HE DON'T WANT TO KNOW
4206
01:53:09,782 --> 01:53:12,327
WHAT'S GOING ON ♪
4207
01:53:12,327 --> 01:53:15,748
♪ 'CAUSE WHITE GIRLS ♪
4208
01:53:15,748 --> 01:53:19,585
♪ WON'T GO AWAY ♪
4209
01:53:22,212 --> 01:53:24,797
♪ WHITE GIRLS ♪
4210
01:53:24,797 --> 01:53:26,717
♪ JULIE, BETH, AND SHARON ♪
4211
01:53:26,717 --> 01:53:29,720
♪ HELP ME UNWIND ♪
4212
01:53:29,720 --> 01:53:32,055
♪ THE MORE I SEE,
4213
01:53:29,720 --> 01:53:32,055
THE MORE I DO ♪
4214
01:53:32,055 --> 01:53:34,516
♪ DON'T TELL
4215
01:53:32,055 --> 01:53:34,516
MINISTER FARRAKHAN ♪
4216
01:53:34,516 --> 01:53:37,102
♪ HE DON'T WANT TO KNOW
4217
01:53:34,516 --> 01:53:37,102
WHAT'S GOING ON ♪
4218
01:53:37,102 --> 01:53:40,439
♪ 'CAUSE WHITE GIRLS ♪
4219
01:53:40,439 --> 01:53:44,735
♪ WON'T GO AWAY ♪
4220
01:53:46,903 --> 01:53:49,364
♪ DON'T TELL
4221
01:53:46,903 --> 01:53:49,364
MINISTER FARRAKHAN ♪
4222
01:53:49,364 --> 01:53:51,908
♪ HE DON'T WANT TO KNOW
4223
01:53:49,364 --> 01:53:51,908
WHAT'S GOING ON ♪
4224
01:53:51,908 --> 01:53:55,203
♪ 'CAUSE WHITE GIRLS ♪
4225
01:53:55,203 --> 01:53:59,124
♪ WON'T GO AWAY ♪
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