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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SNARLING)

(LAUGHING)

CHESTER: Oh, boy. Ugh.

Here we go. (GROANING)

Ugh. That's it. I can do this.

I did it!

No one messes with this guy.

Now, just gotta put the paper over, like so.

A-ha!

-Boo! -(YOWLING)

(LAUGHING)

Huh? Ah! Get it off!

There's a giant cockroach in my hair!

No, that's not a giant cockroach.

This is a giant cockroach.

Oh, my...

(SCREAMING)

I think he's here for Bunnicula, yeah.

What makes you think that?

Bunnicula.

Oh, sure I know him. Are you a friend of his?

COCKROACH: Bunnicula!

(MOANING)

Help me.

Aw, don't eat Chester, man.

-(CHESTER YELLING) -That's gross.

Ugh.

That's it! I can't take it anymore!

Bunnicula always attracts monsters like this.

We'll bring you to Bunnicula. But then you have to get out of our house!

Bunnicula!

(BUNNICULA PURRING)

You like this key, don't you Bun-Bun?

My great Aunt Marie said it was magically protected

to keep it out of the wrong hands.

-(LAUGHING) -But, if I hadn't used it,

I would never have found you now, would I?

CHESTER: Psst!

(WHISPERING) Hey!

-Hey, Bunnic. -Don't be cute.

Who is this creepy guy?

-Ah! -Bunnicula!

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

(BUNNICULA CACKLING)

Bye.

MINA: Chester! Harold! Bed time!

Oh, bedtime.

I've been waiting all day for bedtime.

I can't deal with this anymore.

Bunnicula has turned our lives into a horror show.

All these crazy monsters are attracted to him.

Come on, Harold. Come on, boy!

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Hey, Chester.

But... But, where's Bunnicula?

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

There you are, you crazy little rabbit.

Sometimes, I wish Mina just left Bunnicula

locked in that chamber in the cellar.

Oh, Bunnicula, you are so funny.

-You funny little bunny. -That's it.

That key is the answer to the problem.

(CHUCKLING)

-Harold? -Yeah, Chesty?

Yeah, don't call me Chesty.

Look, I'm gonna need your help with something in the morning.

We're gonna take care of this Bunnicula problem.

Once and for all.

Okay. Night-night.

MINA'S DAD: Lights out, Mina, it's late!

Goodnight, guys.

Goodnight, Dad!

(ALL SNORING)

(BUNNICULA'S STOMACH RUMBLING)

Hungry, hungry.

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

(LAUGHING)

Hungry, hungry, hungry.

(LAUGHING)

(GRUNTING)

(COOING)

(ROOSTER CROWING)

(SNARLING)

(SNORING)

Sorry, Mina, I need to borrow your key.

Harold, wake up.

That's not real bacon.

You know what? I'm probably better off doing this on my own.

-HAROLD: Sir! -Ah!

Harold the dog reporting for covert operations, Chester, sir!

What the heck, man?

Do you even know what "covert" means?

Nope.

It means quiet.

(YELLING) Reporting for quiet operations, sir!

(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)

Uh, what's happening?

Okay, that's weird. That's weird, it's a, uh, bit of a box.

(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY) Box is floating.

Don't know what's in the box. Not sure I want to.

(SNIFFING)

Oh, it's a cool little monkey statue.

(LAUGHING) This is the most covert operation ever!

(RATTLING)

Chester, it's shaking.

It's shaking a lot, now!

Put it down. Put it down!

Whoa-ho-ho-ho!

(MUMKEY CHATTERING)

It came to life, like that Pinocchio guy.

(MUMKEY CHATTERING)

Whoa!

Ah!

-(MUMKEY SNARLING) -(CHESTER YELLING)

(PANTING) It's after me!

You gotta be kidding me!

(SCREAMING) This is not my day!

(CHATTERING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

Whoa, that's an angry little monkey.

I need to hide, I need to hide.

Oh, where, where!

Open up.

Mmm. Pickle.

(SHRIEKING)

(ROARING)

(CHATTERING ANGRILY)

MINA: Morning, Harold.

Have you seen my key anywhere?

You guys can be so weird, sometimes.

(GROWLING)

(CHATTERS MENACINGLY)

Harold, don't let it get though.

Ow! Whoo!

It's got cold hands.

(GROANING)

MINA: Harold. Chester. Breakfast.

No, Harold, it can wait!

Aw. I'm sorry.

Stomach's a stronger muscle than my brains. So...

No!

(GIBBERING)

That monkey is out of control.

(GASPS) I gotta show Mina. She'll love him.

¶ Her name is Mina She's getting cleaner

¶ And now she's living here in New Orlean-a ¶

(GRUNTING)

Chester! Where are you, Chester?

Psst, over here.

You know, Bunnicula would love this monkey dude.

We should get them together for a playdate.

Yeah, I may or may not have locked Bunnicula in his lair

to take care of the monster problem.

Uh, I guess you may not have.

I did, okay? I locked him in and we've still got monsters.

I gotta let him out again.

You taste like pickles.

You wanna ride in my mouth.

(GIBBERING)

He's back.

Ah!

Harold, help!

He's doing that purple thing again!

Uh...

Oh.

Run! Don't worry about me!

I'll be okay!

Ha-ha.

Hey, Bunnic. I guess Chester did lock you in there, huh?

He couldn't remember.

(GROWLING)

Yeah. Hah, maybe I did lock you down there.

I was only trying to keep the monsters out of the house.

But, hey. (LAUGHING)

-Didn't work out. -Ha-ha!

Now, we need you to work your monster magic

to keep that thing from eating me... Mina.

-Mina! -Huh?

If that thing eats Mina's brains,

you know who we have to thank for it.

Why would we wanna thank someone for eating Mina's brains?

That would be awful.

I don't think we would thank them.

The answer is Bunnicula.

(BLOWING RASPBERRY)

Look, we're out of our league.

We don't even know what this thing wants.

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

(IMITATES MUMKEY)

Mmm-hmm. Yeah. That makes perfect sense, Bunnic.

Yeah, that makes perfect sense.

(SHOUTING GIBBERISH)

(ROARING)

You know what? Just take it.

(LAUGHING)

Of course, he's gonna try and lock the monkey in.

(SHRIEKING)

What is he doing? He's gonna lead that thing right to Mina!

Yep, that's the plan.

-(CACKLING) -(GIBBERING)

Don't let him do the purple thing!

¶ Her name is Mina and she's looking for her key-ah

¶ That no one's seen-ah ¶

Ha-ha!

(GIBBERING ANGRILY)

Hmm? (GASPS) My key! My key!

How did it get in my boot?

What just happened?

It's like the monkey just wanted Mina to have the key instead of me.

Well, yeah, just like Bunnicula said. Where have you been?

Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wha... When did he say that?

(IMITATES MUMKEY)

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

Yeah, like that.

You said it made perfect sense, Chesty.

That was sarcasm. And don't call me "Chesty."

What's a "sarcasm"?

So, the key is cursed by that monkey

to keep it out of the wrong hands. Pretty clever.

I guess that means Mina's got the right hands, huh?

We have paws, you can't really compare the two.

Right, right. No, that's fair.

And for now, the vampire bunny stays free.

Yeah, sorry about trying to lock you up, little guy.

(YAWNING)

Ah.

Chester, do you have anything you want to say to Bunnicula? Hmm? Hmm?

Eh?

Uh, Chesty?

Help me.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)