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Slate one, take one. 3 00:00:24,333 --> 00:00:26,824 I would just like to say to you all... 4 00:00:27,936 --> 00:00:30,700 how happy I am to be back in Britain 5 00:00:31,273 --> 00:00:33,002 after my American tour. 6 00:01:31,434 --> 00:01:35,302 The name of this young man is Steven Shorter. 7 00:01:35,838 --> 00:01:40,969 He is being given the first ticker-tape welcome in the history of Britain. 8 00:01:41,411 --> 00:01:45,211 But Steven Shorter is not a president or a politician. 9 00:01:45,682 --> 00:01:47,741 He is a pop singer. 10 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:13,771 The reason given for the extreme violence of the stage act 11 00:02:13,944 --> 00:02:15,502 that you are about to see 12 00:02:15,813 --> 00:02:19,443 is that it provides the public with a necessary release 13 00:02:19,617 --> 00:02:21,983 from all the nervous tension caused 14 00:02:22,153 --> 00:02:23,711 by the state of the world... 15 00:02:24,222 --> 00:02:25,621 outside. 16 00:02:29,194 --> 00:02:33,062 The performance for which Steven Shorter is now being prepared 17 00:02:33,331 --> 00:02:37,199 is based on the sentence he once served in prison. 18 00:02:38,236 --> 00:02:41,728 And so successful has this violent act become 19 00:02:41,973 --> 00:02:44,339 that Steven Shorter now finds himself 20 00:02:45,343 --> 00:02:49,678 the most desperately loved entertainer in the world. 21 00:03:00,092 --> 00:03:03,357 Britain in the near future. 22 00:05:21,302 --> 00:05:24,738 I see it all before me 23 00:05:25,339 --> 00:05:28,866 My path's a restless wander 24 00:05:29,610 --> 00:05:33,137 My days and nights are torment 25 00:05:33,881 --> 00:05:37,078 A world of misery 26 00:05:37,852 --> 00:05:41,379 The bonds of retribution 27 00:05:41,956 --> 00:05:45,619 Now laid so carefully 28 00:05:46,227 --> 00:05:53,191 I cannot shed my pain so easily now 29 00:05:54,236 --> 00:05:56,727 My spirit's broken 30 00:05:58,006 --> 00:06:00,372 No will to live 31 00:06:01,977 --> 00:06:04,878 My body's all aching 32 00:06:06,081 --> 00:06:09,517 My hands are tied 33 00:06:09,818 --> 00:06:12,787 I need my freedom 34 00:06:13,722 --> 00:06:16,953 Not your sympathy 35 00:06:17,859 --> 00:06:21,193 Look, you needn't love me 36 00:06:21,931 --> 00:06:24,161 Just set me free 37 00:06:24,734 --> 00:06:26,395 Come on, come on 38 00:06:26,636 --> 00:06:28,228 Set me free 39 00:06:29,172 --> 00:06:32,232 Set me free 40 00:07:31,568 --> 00:07:34,935 Is there a way out for me? 41 00:07:35,506 --> 00:07:38,907 I kneel before you helpless 42 00:07:39,643 --> 00:07:43,272 Is there somebody out there? 43 00:07:43,914 --> 00:07:47,475 To take a chance on me 44 00:07:47,951 --> 00:07:51,512 I don't pretend to virtue 45 00:07:52,090 --> 00:07:55,253 I don't ask anything 46 00:07:56,227 --> 00:07:59,492 But if you want to help me 47 00:08:00,198 --> 00:08:03,634 My freedom's everything 48 00:08:03,768 --> 00:08:06,703 Now look! My spirit's broken 49 00:08:08,106 --> 00:08:10,097 No will to live 50 00:08:12,243 --> 00:08:14,609 My body's all aching 51 00:08:16,147 --> 00:08:19,048 My hands are tied 52 00:08:19,417 --> 00:08:20,213 I need... 53 00:08:20,452 --> 00:08:23,444 I need my freedom 54 00:08:23,955 --> 00:08:26,321 Not your sympathy 55 00:08:28,460 --> 00:08:30,860 Look, you needn't love me 56 00:08:32,464 --> 00:08:34,830 Just set me free 57 00:08:35,033 --> 00:08:36,523 Come on, come on 58 00:08:36,768 --> 00:08:38,429 Please set me free 59 00:08:39,104 --> 00:08:41,402 Set me free 60 00:10:05,192 --> 00:10:08,423 I see it all before me 61 00:10:09,095 --> 00:10:12,496 My darkest days of sorrow 62 00:10:13,099 --> 00:10:16,500 Salvation's been denied me 63 00:10:17,237 --> 00:10:20,331 No hope of liberty 64 00:10:21,274 --> 00:10:24,802 I only ask one question 65 00:10:25,413 --> 00:10:28,541 Please tell me if you can 66 00:10:29,350 --> 00:10:32,649 What good is retribution 67 00:10:33,554 --> 00:10:40,687 Without a helping hand? 68 00:11:31,580 --> 00:11:35,175 There is now a coalition government in Britain 69 00:11:35,450 --> 00:11:38,544 which has recently asked all entertainment agencies 70 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:41,382 to usefully divert the violence of youth. 71 00:11:41,623 --> 00:11:46,390 Keep them happy, off the streets and out of politics. 72 00:11:57,707 --> 00:11:58,833 Very good show tonight. 73 00:11:58,975 --> 00:12:02,934 The basic thing is that, when we get this European thing settled down... 74 00:12:03,079 --> 00:12:04,944 By the way, Martin, I'd like you to... 75 00:12:05,148 --> 00:12:07,309 I'd like to look over some of the press releases I've got. 76 00:12:07,450 --> 00:12:10,248 This should be the greatest European tour he's done yet. 77 00:12:10,453 --> 00:12:14,514 By the way, as I mentioned before, the Far Eastern thing... 78 00:12:14,991 --> 00:12:18,324 - The potential there is tremendous... - Did somebody give him a drink? 79 00:12:18,528 --> 00:12:21,656 Yes, I've offered... Steve, do you want a drink? 80 00:12:23,266 --> 00:12:27,032 OK, you can let them in now, please. Come in, ladies and gentlemen. 81 00:12:28,705 --> 00:12:32,539 There will shortly be 61 people in this room 82 00:12:32,909 --> 00:12:38,176 of whom 54 have nothing whatever to do with Steven Shorter. 83 00:12:38,414 --> 00:12:42,077 They are what you might call "professional leaners. " 84 00:12:44,354 --> 00:12:47,414 All right, take it easy. That's it. Have a drink. 85 00:12:52,528 --> 00:12:54,155 Vanessa Ritchie. 86 00:12:54,431 --> 00:12:58,424 Commissioned by the Ministry of Culture to paint Steven Shorter. 87 00:13:09,513 --> 00:13:12,448 I first saw Steven Shorter at a press reception 88 00:13:12,983 --> 00:13:15,178 given for him about 3 months ago. 89 00:13:15,452 --> 00:13:19,616 I couldn't get very close because of the usual crowd of people around him. 90 00:13:20,557 --> 00:13:22,752 There was just something about him. 91 00:13:24,128 --> 00:13:28,997 It was the way he stood and looked in the midst of all those people. 92 00:13:30,701 --> 00:13:38,301 I found a strange sort of emptiness and I just wanted to paint him. 93 00:13:40,544 --> 00:13:43,104 - What was your name? Hedy, wasn't it? - It's Betty. 94 00:13:43,547 --> 00:13:44,980 It's Betty! 95 00:13:45,315 --> 00:13:47,977 And this, our American friend, is John B. Marshall. 96 00:13:48,152 --> 00:13:49,710 I'd like to say howdy, folks. 97 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:53,185 Cool it, John. We'll hear from you later. Isn't he wild? 98 00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:56,889 Enjoy yourself. Have a ball! 99 00:13:57,061 --> 00:13:59,052 All right! Hold it, everybody! 100 00:13:59,898 --> 00:14:02,298 Present time, Uncle Julie. Right now, it's present time. 101 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:06,233 - What's all this about? - It's your birthday, Uncle Julie. 65. 102 00:14:06,371 --> 00:14:10,808 For he's a jolly good fellow! For he's a jolly good fellow! 103 00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:16,580 Look. My accountant... Do me a favour: count backwards. 104 00:14:16,948 --> 00:14:22,386 On the left is Alvin Kirsch, Press Officer to Steven Shorter. 105 00:14:22,887 --> 00:14:28,656 And on the right is Jules Jordan, music publisher to Steven Shorter 106 00:14:28,861 --> 00:14:33,025 and grossing �250,000 per year. 107 00:14:33,599 --> 00:14:35,692 Beautiful. Just beautiful. 108 00:14:36,235 --> 00:14:39,295 Thank you, Steve. You're so good to me. 109 00:14:44,610 --> 00:14:45,736 You want to repeat the kiss? 110 00:14:45,911 --> 00:14:48,209 A replay for the kids. Is that too much? 111 00:14:50,950 --> 00:14:53,350 The evening of August 8th. 112 00:14:53,953 --> 00:14:58,618 We are in one of 300 Steven Shorter discotheques 113 00:14:59,493 --> 00:15:01,791 specially built within the last few years 114 00:15:01,962 --> 00:15:05,796 to spread happiness throughout Britain. 115 00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:10,463 Not in a million, million years... Look after this, will you? 116 00:15:11,671 --> 00:15:15,971 It's not business with us. We're just one big happy family. 117 00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:21,580 Look at this kid: a doll, a prince. I love this boy. Beautiful. 118 00:15:21,815 --> 00:15:26,081 We didn't frame it because we didn't know where you'd like to put it. 119 00:15:33,426 --> 00:15:36,088 Vanessa... Vanessa. 120 00:15:37,230 --> 00:15:41,326 Martin Crossley, personal manager to Steven Shorter. 121 00:15:41,601 --> 00:15:44,729 Do you find Miss Ritchie's painting exciting? 122 00:15:46,339 --> 00:15:48,830 Well, I don't really know much about art. 123 00:15:49,442 --> 00:15:50,670 Ask me about birds... 124 00:15:50,810 --> 00:15:53,108 I wasn't suggesting that you should know about art. 125 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,679 I was just wondering if you had an opinion. 126 00:15:54,848 --> 00:15:56,009 Freddie, what do you think? 127 00:15:56,150 --> 00:15:59,483 I don't know much about art. Ask me about bees and I'll tell you. 128 00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:01,781 Adolescent display is not really called for. 129 00:16:01,956 --> 00:16:03,981 - I was just asking for an opinion. - About her work? 130 00:16:04,325 --> 00:16:08,853 On the right is Freddie K, musical director to Steven Shorter 131 00:16:09,063 --> 00:16:10,758 and self-confessed anarchist. 132 00:16:10,898 --> 00:16:13,492 It's not what it's about anymore, is it? 133 00:16:13,734 --> 00:16:16,032 If you really go seriously into it 134 00:16:16,170 --> 00:16:19,333 you want to go to a place where something's hanging 135 00:16:19,473 --> 00:16:20,838 that's got a bit of something it! 136 00:16:20,975 --> 00:16:23,409 Not all this nansy pansy stuff. 137 00:16:23,578 --> 00:16:25,808 I mean sort of... She knows what I mean. 138 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:30,608 When you see it and it's a bit of everything that he's ever done. 139 00:16:30,751 --> 00:16:32,082 A bit of everything like... 140 00:16:32,420 --> 00:16:34,217 bathing and it should be going to the toilet and that. 141 00:16:34,355 --> 00:16:38,883 Everything's in it. A bit of a man's life! A bit of his soul! A bit of everything! 142 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:41,594 That's what it's all about. It's not this... Isn't it? 143 00:16:41,862 --> 00:16:43,022 I'm sure you'll agree. 144 00:16:45,232 --> 00:16:47,257 - Steven, can we help you? - I was... 145 00:16:48,703 --> 00:16:49,863 I'd like to dance. 146 00:16:50,338 --> 00:16:52,829 We were trying to have a conversation about painting. 147 00:16:56,377 --> 00:16:59,873 You might ask Miss Ritchie, Steven. 148 00:17:06,855 --> 00:17:11,155 Hey, little girl, I'm in a whirl 149 00:17:11,927 --> 00:17:15,829 I've been a bad, bad boy 150 00:17:15,998 --> 00:17:17,966 I'm on my knees 151 00:17:18,533 --> 00:17:20,558 Forgive me, please 152 00:17:21,069 --> 00:17:25,028 I've been a bad, bad boy 153 00:17:26,575 --> 00:17:28,543 They're all watching you. 154 00:17:33,015 --> 00:17:35,313 Well, they always are, aren't they? 155 00:17:37,519 --> 00:17:40,420 I was watching you last night on television. 156 00:17:41,323 --> 00:17:44,258 I mean, obviously I've seen your act before but... 157 00:17:44,726 --> 00:17:48,162 this time I was looking at it much more clearly. 158 00:17:48,864 --> 00:17:53,665 Oh, yeah, I know... I'm quite a phenomenon, aren't I? 159 00:17:55,037 --> 00:17:56,436 How does it go? 160 00:17:57,340 --> 00:18:00,901 "His act is nauseating. It's sadistic. " 161 00:18:03,012 --> 00:18:05,480 There was one girl they were interviewing. 162 00:18:05,948 --> 00:18:12,786 She was sobbing and she was saying she'd kill herself for you. 163 00:18:18,394 --> 00:18:19,827 Yeah, I saw her. 164 00:18:25,101 --> 00:18:26,125 And? 165 00:18:30,441 --> 00:18:32,238 I thought she was lovely. 166 00:18:35,512 --> 00:18:37,878 Excuse me, sir. Step aside please. 167 00:18:38,282 --> 00:18:40,978 Alvin Kirsch is coming through. Would you please excuse me? 168 00:18:41,185 --> 00:18:42,982 Hey, kids. Everything all right? 169 00:18:43,153 --> 00:18:44,848 I hate to break in at this time. 170 00:18:44,988 --> 00:18:48,424 Do you think you could just cool it for a couple of minutes? 171 00:18:48,592 --> 00:18:50,651 Steve, I'd like to talk to you. 172 00:18:50,794 --> 00:18:53,490 I'd like to tell you about the agreement numbers. 173 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:57,633 Why don't you...? 174 00:18:58,336 --> 00:18:59,462 You'd like this, too. 175 00:19:09,614 --> 00:19:12,048 Steve... Even closer to you. 176 00:19:12,784 --> 00:19:18,620 Steve Electrics. Guaranteed. Refrigerator, dishwasher, TV set... 177 00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:22,226 If we haven't got it Steve will get it for you. 178 00:19:22,427 --> 00:19:24,588 He will because he can. 179 00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:29,232 Steve genuinely loves dogs. He knows you do too 180 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:33,200 which is why Steve Chunk dog food is specially reduced in price 181 00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:36,364 from 10/6 on the current market to 8/6. 182 00:19:36,574 --> 00:19:40,135 but not reduced in chunky, tail-wagging nourishment. 183 00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:45,144 You are now in what is called a Steve Dream Palace. 184 00:19:45,784 --> 00:19:47,945 These are 300 of these in Britain 185 00:19:48,286 --> 00:19:53,553 each designed to keep people happy and buying British. 186 00:19:54,025 --> 00:20:00,124 Steve. His symbol, the arrow, is your guarantee of satisfaction. 187 00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:05,234 Don't forget that when you buy in here you're buying Steven Shorter. 188 00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:10,935 14 stone, 7. 189 00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:15,080 - Did you see the chick tonight? - You're certainly putting it on, son. 190 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,876 I'm not putting it on. It's a little chemical problem. 191 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,075 The body is still there. The form is still there. 192 00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:24,120 They run after Steve but the overflow I still get, I want you to know. 193 00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:27,985 What are you doing to your teeth so much? All that gargling. 194 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,752 Too much with that stuff. 195 00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:38,228 By the way, we've got to do something about his wrists. 196 00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:40,565 - What wrists? - What do you mean? His wrists. 197 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,931 They're getting cut up, all smashed up. 198 00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:45,642 Why does he have to lose blood for nothing? 199 00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:48,472 I've got his name tattooed all over me. 200 00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:53,051 Steve, I love you. Steve, wait for me. Steve, be mine tonight. 201 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:56,987 I dream about him a lot and they're always horrid dreams 202 00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:59,284 because he always dies in the end. 203 00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:04,221 When I wake up I say thank you to God because it was only a dream. 204 00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:09,795 We're falling down on two items, I said: repentance and heart. 205 00:21:10,003 --> 00:21:11,698 Did they give you anything? 206 00:21:11,972 --> 00:21:14,338 I'm not a knocker of this kind of music 207 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:17,102 but the intro goes something like this... 208 00:21:22,215 --> 00:21:24,012 Is he still giving you those 4 bar intros? 209 00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:25,708 - 8 bars. - It's 4 bars, Uncle Julie. 210 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,376 You're counting it in 2. It's 4 bars. 211 00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:28,816 4 bars, 8 bars... Anyway... 212 00:21:29,189 --> 00:21:33,125 I said to the boy who wrote it what made him think of that kind of a sound? 213 00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:34,987 How does it come here? 214 00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:36,760 And you know what he said to me? 215 00:21:36,897 --> 00:21:39,627 Maybe I'm a bit old-fashioned but he said to me... 216 00:21:40,033 --> 00:21:41,933 And you'll never believe this, Alvin. 217 00:21:42,102 --> 00:21:46,368 He said to me that the sound came to him when he was in a traffic jam. 218 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:50,838 The hooters were blaring... 219 00:21:51,044 --> 00:21:53,512 And that's how he came to the idea of the theme line. 220 00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:58,283 Still, who am I to complain? His last disc sold... 221 00:21:58,551 --> 00:21:59,814 1 million, 200,000. 222 00:21:59,987 --> 00:22:02,785 - Wasn't it 400,000? - 200,000. 223 00:22:03,124 --> 00:22:06,890 Anyway, we got together and we worked out a song. 224 00:22:07,061 --> 00:22:10,724 Alvin, this could be a minor sensation. 225 00:22:11,165 --> 00:22:13,099 Now, it goes like this... 226 00:22:14,435 --> 00:22:18,838 The boy's sitting in the prison cell... You got the picture? 227 00:22:19,540 --> 00:22:24,477 Mother... I never thought I'd miss your cooking 228 00:22:26,447 --> 00:22:31,545 Mother... You're the nearest and dearest to my heart 229 00:22:31,787 --> 00:22:33,618 - Mother... - When is the hook-up? 230 00:22:33,889 --> 00:22:37,950 Wait, wait, wait for it... Can't you see, Mother? 231 00:22:38,293 --> 00:22:41,820 The bridge needs a little work here but get the pay-off: the last line. 232 00:22:41,997 --> 00:22:49,301 The salt spray of my t-e-a-r-s... 233 00:22:51,673 --> 00:22:57,543 I don't want say that it needs a little work but... 234 00:22:57,779 --> 00:23:00,078 Never thought I'd miss your... 235 00:23:05,888 --> 00:23:06,820 I'll start again. 236 00:23:06,956 --> 00:23:12,394 Mother... I never thought I'd miss your cooking 237 00:23:13,196 --> 00:23:17,963 Mother... You're the nearest and dearest to me 238 00:23:18,167 --> 00:23:22,126 Mother... Can't you see, Mother? 239 00:23:22,205 --> 00:23:29,805 The salt spray of my t-e-a-r-s. 240 00:23:30,046 --> 00:23:33,482 - Well? How's that? - It's a nice tune, Uncle Julie. 241 00:23:34,183 --> 00:23:35,912 Well, no, no. It's not. It's a horrible tune. 242 00:23:36,052 --> 00:23:38,213 Do you know what that tune is, Uncle Julie? 243 00:23:38,388 --> 00:23:44,759 It's a nostalgic breaking of wind after a dinner of sentimentality. 244 00:23:44,961 --> 00:23:47,725 You know... I mean it's nothing. Where's the adventure in it? 245 00:23:47,897 --> 00:23:51,799 This book is about a fat mother figure who eats her children 246 00:23:51,934 --> 00:23:55,893 with her sentimental rubbish and your tune panders to this. 247 00:23:56,472 --> 00:24:01,740 The very instruments you play, the very balance is expressed by the shape. 248 00:24:02,613 --> 00:24:04,308 There's nothing to them at all. 249 00:24:11,889 --> 00:24:13,914 Mr. Hooper, how would you describe 250 00:24:14,058 --> 00:24:17,186 your function as Mr Shorter's administrator? 251 00:24:17,661 --> 00:24:21,188 Well, one example I can give you... 252 00:24:21,331 --> 00:24:25,392 About 18 months ago Steven was threatened with a paternity suit. 253 00:24:25,836 --> 00:24:28,236 So... what did you do? 254 00:24:28,605 --> 00:24:31,802 Well... I procured an abortion 255 00:24:32,676 --> 00:24:36,635 and arranged for the young lady to be paid �500. 256 00:24:39,817 --> 00:24:45,380 I see. And how did you account for this expenditure? 257 00:24:46,156 --> 00:24:47,783 I put it down to petty cash. 258 00:25:00,404 --> 00:25:02,100 We'll start with the American tour, please. 259 00:25:02,307 --> 00:25:03,774 Andrew Goddard Butler 260 00:25:04,342 --> 00:25:07,243 director of a merchant bank in the City of London 261 00:25:07,378 --> 00:25:11,178 and chairman of Steven Shorter Enterprises Limited. 262 00:25:15,286 --> 00:25:18,778 Very well, gentlemen. We'll begin by asking Martin to give us 263 00:25:18,957 --> 00:25:20,618 the results of the American tour. 264 00:25:23,995 --> 00:25:25,587 Right, gentlemen... 265 00:25:25,730 --> 00:25:32,067 The tour lasted 25 days and we covered some 64,700 miles of travel 266 00:25:33,404 --> 00:25:39,104 The 25 days resulted in 64 appearances, 14 television appearances 267 00:25:39,444 --> 00:25:41,935 and charity functions. 268 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:44,048 How many days off were there? 269 00:25:44,682 --> 00:25:46,115 Three. 270 00:25:50,522 --> 00:25:53,082 Is the boy all right? 271 00:25:54,425 --> 00:25:55,585 Have I... 272 00:25:56,895 --> 00:25:59,386 Have I said anything to indicate that he isn't? 273 00:25:59,564 --> 00:26:04,502 The schedule sounds a little punishing. 274 00:26:05,671 --> 00:26:08,435 His schedule had the full approval of Dr Malcolm. 275 00:26:10,442 --> 00:26:16,403 Gentlemen, let's be quite clear on one point. 276 00:26:17,783 --> 00:26:20,877 Steven Shorter's personal life is his own business. 277 00:26:21,053 --> 00:26:22,953 That's as it should be. 278 00:26:24,089 --> 00:26:25,181 But his well-being... 279 00:26:26,025 --> 00:26:30,155 physical and mental... is very much of concern to us all. 280 00:26:32,332 --> 00:26:36,234 The last time I saw him I thought he seemed nervous and withdrawn. 281 00:26:37,103 --> 00:26:38,161 I hope there's nothing... 282 00:26:38,538 --> 00:26:41,268 disturbing the boy of which we have no knowledge. 283 00:26:41,808 --> 00:26:44,174 Stay there, Steve. Just relax. You're awfully tense today. 284 00:26:44,344 --> 00:26:45,276 I don't know what's the matter with you. Don't go away. 285 00:26:45,412 --> 00:26:47,744 Give him a ball someone. Throw him a ball, will you? 286 00:26:47,847 --> 00:26:49,474 Get a few of you tossing this ball up in the air... 287 00:26:49,683 --> 00:26:52,174 Can we get a ball please? Someone give him a ball. 288 00:26:52,953 --> 00:26:54,682 Greg, will you give him the ball please? 289 00:26:54,988 --> 00:26:58,185 Very nice. That's it. Stretch it out towards me, Steve. 290 00:26:58,458 --> 00:27:00,187 Smile. Don't forget to smile. That's very nice! 291 00:27:00,493 --> 00:27:04,521 Our first problem was to naturally get rid of 35 pounds of excess weight. 292 00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:08,825 So we put him on this special gymnasium-type gymnastic course 293 00:27:08,970 --> 00:27:11,370 with a lot of choppy and exciting exercises. 294 00:27:11,505 --> 00:27:14,497 I don't know what they did but they fixed up the problem. 295 00:27:15,843 --> 00:27:19,745 I'd say it took us about anywhere from 18 months to 2 years 296 00:27:19,947 --> 00:27:21,812 to get him into his present physical shape. 297 00:27:22,016 --> 00:27:25,349 Now what about taking your jacket off? That towelling thing you've got on. 298 00:27:25,620 --> 00:27:28,282 Get a few of you in your shorts. Come on, that's a great idea! 299 00:27:28,723 --> 00:27:30,315 A few for the girls! 300 00:27:30,791 --> 00:27:31,985 Do I have to? 301 00:27:32,126 --> 00:27:34,219 Yes. Come on, Steve. What's the matter with you? 302 00:27:34,395 --> 00:27:37,057 You look wonderful. Beautiful day. Come on. 303 00:27:37,598 --> 00:27:39,429 Steve, just for a couple of shots. Can you just take it off? 304 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:40,294 It won't take too long. 305 00:27:40,434 --> 00:27:42,561 - I won't take long, Steve. - Just a couple of shots, Steve. 306 00:27:42,703 --> 00:27:47,299 Just a few. Come on now. It's great. Wonderful. Good. 307 00:27:48,175 --> 00:27:51,167 Now, Steve... Smile, nice smile. You're awfully tense. Relax. 308 00:27:51,345 --> 00:27:54,746 Right. Now put your chest out. Beautiful one for the girls... 309 00:27:55,049 --> 00:27:57,313 Now then, Steve, another one. And smile... 310 00:27:57,685 --> 00:27:59,710 - You got a fridge? - No. 311 00:27:59,987 --> 00:28:01,420 Better buy you one then. 312 00:28:01,555 --> 00:28:05,219 Steve likes his chilled tomato juice about 11. 313 00:28:05,394 --> 00:28:10,093 The following morning Bill Franks, personal bodyguard to Steven Shorter 314 00:28:10,399 --> 00:28:13,562 and 5 ft 11 inches in uplift boots 315 00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:18,195 inspects the amenities within Vanessa Ritchie's studio. 316 00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:20,499 Got hot and cold then? 317 00:28:22,377 --> 00:28:24,538 Toilet upstairs I suppose? 318 00:28:31,420 --> 00:28:33,285 That's a bit strong, isn't it? 319 00:28:39,861 --> 00:28:41,886 Is this where it all happens, then? 320 00:28:43,699 --> 00:28:45,030 Darling? 321 00:28:49,538 --> 00:28:51,472 Yeah, I suppose this... 322 00:28:52,507 --> 00:28:55,067 Well, this ought to do us, then, darling. 323 00:28:56,178 --> 00:28:59,614 When am I going to have another session with Steve? 324 00:28:59,881 --> 00:29:03,978 Tomorrow. Yeah, tomorrow after the commercial. 325 00:29:04,454 --> 00:29:07,218 - What commercial? - Apple Marketing Board. 326 00:29:08,825 --> 00:29:10,019 Here, have one. 327 00:29:10,593 --> 00:29:12,493 Good for your sex life. 328 00:29:13,863 --> 00:29:17,128 - I eat a bowl a day myself. - Well, they don't do much for me. 329 00:29:17,300 --> 00:29:19,564 That's 'cos you don't eat the pips, isn't it? 330 00:29:20,803 --> 00:29:21,861 Darling... 331 00:29:22,705 --> 00:29:23,865 Isn't it? 332 00:29:30,613 --> 00:29:33,411 Anyone ever told you you're quite edible? 333 00:29:34,884 --> 00:29:36,511 Give us a bite, then. 334 00:29:38,688 --> 00:29:41,622 Mr. Jackman, what exactly is the commercial purpose 335 00:29:41,824 --> 00:29:42,950 of today's advertisement? 336 00:29:43,092 --> 00:29:45,253 That's really quite straightforward. 337 00:29:45,628 --> 00:29:49,792 What we've got is the largest national apple glut ever 338 00:29:50,433 --> 00:29:53,561 and unless something drastic is done in the next 3 weeks 339 00:29:53,770 --> 00:29:56,933 642 million apples will rot. 340 00:29:57,306 --> 00:30:03,142 So the object of this commercial and the 34 others which are planned 341 00:30:03,446 --> 00:30:06,007 is to get every man, woman and child... 342 00:30:06,417 --> 00:30:07,441 The wind's changed direction. 343 00:30:07,584 --> 00:30:10,610 Can you move the fog machine down to the water please? 344 00:30:10,754 --> 00:30:14,520 That is, babes in arms and old age pensioners excepted... 345 00:30:14,792 --> 00:30:18,284 to eat 6 apples a day for the whole of the summer. 346 00:30:19,496 --> 00:30:23,125 Now, Mr. Arbutt, how would you describe your technique 347 00:30:23,300 --> 00:30:24,665 in shooting this commercial? 348 00:30:25,836 --> 00:30:29,101 Well, I've been very influenced by the work of the Moscow Art Theatre 349 00:30:29,239 --> 00:30:30,831 and certain of our modern philosophers. 350 00:30:31,775 --> 00:30:34,836 I would describe my approach as existentialist. 351 00:30:35,046 --> 00:30:37,776 Would you care to elaborate on that a little? 352 00:30:37,982 --> 00:30:42,851 Well, for example, today the actors must all think apples 353 00:30:43,054 --> 00:30:46,182 be apples and ultimately become apples. 354 00:30:46,391 --> 00:30:49,326 You see, one must remember that there are millions of viewers 355 00:30:49,527 --> 00:30:52,690 sitting captive in their sitting rooms who are yearning for... 356 00:30:53,398 --> 00:30:57,391 for the reality and tranquility and the beauty of the countryside. 357 00:31:02,607 --> 00:31:03,972 Right, thank you, Dave. 358 00:31:07,947 --> 00:31:09,744 Head up, head up... 359 00:31:22,761 --> 00:31:23,659 Alvin! 360 00:31:23,863 --> 00:31:25,160 One more, Steve. 361 00:31:25,397 --> 00:31:28,560 - Can you get rid of them, please? - All right, fellers. Fellers... 362 00:31:30,769 --> 00:31:31,827 Steve! Thank you. 363 00:31:36,675 --> 00:31:37,733 Alvin! 364 00:31:38,544 --> 00:31:39,442 Get rid of them! 365 00:31:39,578 --> 00:31:40,738 Fellers, ease up. That's it. 366 00:31:58,297 --> 00:32:00,197 All right everyone, let's have some quiet please. 367 00:32:00,332 --> 00:32:05,464 We're going to have a few words from our sponsor. Our sponsor! 368 00:32:09,175 --> 00:32:11,507 Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. 369 00:32:11,711 --> 00:32:15,078 This morning I received a telegram from our real sponsor 370 00:32:15,248 --> 00:32:18,149 the Ministry of Agriculture and Fisheries 371 00:32:18,318 --> 00:32:22,379 and I'm sure that the unit and artists would like me to read it 372 00:32:22,556 --> 00:32:24,353 before we start shooting. 373 00:32:25,559 --> 00:32:29,154 "Good luck today with commercial number 17 stop 374 00:32:30,063 --> 00:32:35,899 "Minister delighted campaign already bearing fruit. " 375 00:32:41,908 --> 00:32:43,603 Now stand by everyone and quiet. 376 00:32:43,743 --> 00:32:46,143 We're going to have a run-through from the top with music. 377 00:32:46,313 --> 00:32:47,780 And remember everyone, please: 378 00:32:47,914 --> 00:32:51,281 for the next 90 seconds we are all going to be apples. 379 00:32:51,718 --> 00:32:53,743 I reckon the director's a bleedin' nut. 380 00:32:54,154 --> 00:32:56,019 Right. Standby, ducks. 381 00:32:56,256 --> 00:32:59,521 Stand by, swans. Stand by, early morning mist. 382 00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:05,262 Stand by, Sylvia. Camera! Mark it! 383 00:33:05,633 --> 00:33:08,033 National Apple Marketing Board. Scene One. Take One. 384 00:33:08,169 --> 00:33:09,727 Running on a Guide Track. 385 00:33:10,404 --> 00:33:12,895 In this girl's ears the clangour of war. 386 00:33:13,140 --> 00:33:15,700 About her the smoke of her burning childhood. 387 00:33:15,910 --> 00:33:18,310 Her country has been raped, ravaged and rapined. 388 00:33:18,512 --> 00:33:20,742 We see it in her eyes: the ugliness of war. 389 00:33:20,948 --> 00:33:23,007 Man's inhumanity to man. 390 00:33:23,184 --> 00:33:25,812 But then a glade, a glade of peace... 391 00:33:26,020 --> 00:33:28,580 The tortured, hunted look in her eyes becomes soft. 392 00:33:28,723 --> 00:33:31,089 Peace! Beauty! Freshness! 393 00:33:31,258 --> 00:33:33,283 The soft touch of morning dew! 394 00:33:33,461 --> 00:33:35,486 The gentle lull of blossom! 395 00:33:35,763 --> 00:33:37,321 But what is in her basket? 396 00:33:37,465 --> 00:33:39,626 And why does she stand as though in expectancy? 397 00:33:39,767 --> 00:33:42,736 Are we eavesdropping on a secret tryst in the midst of war? 398 00:33:42,870 --> 00:33:45,964 And then a twig snaps in the forest! 399 00:33:47,375 --> 00:33:52,677 To the minute! To the hour! Steve has returned! 400 00:33:52,847 --> 00:33:57,181 He's been riding for 76 days. 22 horses have dropped from under him. 401 00:33:57,385 --> 00:33:58,784 His eyes are rimmed with fatigue. 402 00:33:59,086 --> 00:34:00,553 Caked with the dust of war. 403 00:34:00,688 --> 00:34:03,987 With his own hands he has wrenched open the gates of Jerusalem! 404 00:34:04,125 --> 00:34:08,995 With his own hands he has crushed an infidel army of 30,000! 405 00:34:09,197 --> 00:34:11,688 He has fought the mighty fight! 406 00:34:11,833 --> 00:34:13,425 He needs sustenance! 407 00:34:13,568 --> 00:34:16,401 He needs apples! 408 00:34:16,571 --> 00:34:18,505 Now we know what's in the basket. 409 00:34:18,674 --> 00:34:23,941 He wearily stumbles after her, his whole body demanding one thing 410 00:34:24,212 --> 00:34:26,510 in his eyes a desperate desire. 411 00:34:26,648 --> 00:34:30,448 She leads him... she leads him into the glade of apples. 412 00:34:30,585 --> 00:34:33,418 It is this that has given him his inner strength! 413 00:34:33,989 --> 00:34:39,155 Now we know what enabled this man to fight the mighty fight. 414 00:34:39,362 --> 00:34:41,489 We know what it is that has succoured him 415 00:34:41,631 --> 00:34:43,496 what it is that has sustained him 416 00:34:43,633 --> 00:34:47,763 what it is that makes his eyes lose the ferocity of war! 417 00:34:47,937 --> 00:34:49,632 It can only be one thing! 418 00:34:50,139 --> 00:34:54,269 Apples! Apples! Apples! 419 00:34:54,510 --> 00:34:58,276 Apples! Apples! Apples! 420 00:34:58,648 --> 00:35:03,017 Mr. Jackman, how did you manage to get Steven Shorter for your commercial? 421 00:35:03,186 --> 00:35:06,121 I just had a few words with his manager, Mr. Crossley. 422 00:35:06,790 --> 00:35:10,590 They must have been very persuasive words, Mr. Jackman. 423 00:35:10,994 --> 00:35:12,291 �30,000. 424 00:35:22,673 --> 00:35:24,038 Steve... 425 00:35:25,609 --> 00:35:29,568 Andrew's been very worried about you lately. 426 00:35:31,815 --> 00:35:38,186 He was saying to me that he thinks you seem much too nervous. 427 00:35:42,126 --> 00:35:48,031 I think he's wondering if there's anything that might be upsetting you. 428 00:35:51,168 --> 00:35:52,533 Is there? 429 00:36:00,010 --> 00:36:01,739 Is that why...? 430 00:36:04,715 --> 00:36:09,585 I suppose that's why they've brought you in. 431 00:36:16,561 --> 00:36:17,858 So they can... 432 00:36:19,197 --> 00:36:20,562 keep tabs on me. 433 00:36:22,767 --> 00:36:24,428 Whose idea was that? Crossley's, I suppose. 434 00:36:24,569 --> 00:36:26,594 - No, it wasn't. - Bastard. 435 00:36:27,539 --> 00:36:31,441 If you and Martin don't like each other why do you keep working together? 436 00:36:35,380 --> 00:36:37,211 Very simple answer to that... 437 00:36:39,450 --> 00:36:41,714 as far as he's concerned. 438 00:36:46,191 --> 00:36:48,489 He takes 15%. 439 00:36:53,798 --> 00:36:56,232 You'll probably find that's why Andrew's... 440 00:36:57,936 --> 00:37:02,430 What is it? "Concerned" about me. 441 00:37:03,575 --> 00:37:05,065 Steve, what do mean? 442 00:37:05,977 --> 00:37:07,604 Well, you don't think... 443 00:37:09,915 --> 00:37:13,180 he's chairman of Shorter Enterprises for nothing, do you? 444 00:37:17,089 --> 00:37:19,956 I wonder if you'd be kind enough to ask Steven to come in. 445 00:37:20,125 --> 00:37:22,753 I think he ought to hear what we're now going to discuss. 446 00:37:27,399 --> 00:37:29,367 Steve, would you come in please? 447 00:37:52,191 --> 00:37:53,590 Are you well, Steven? 448 00:37:54,159 --> 00:37:54,921 Yes, sir. 449 00:37:56,462 --> 00:37:57,121 Good. 450 00:37:59,331 --> 00:38:03,358 Miss Crawford, gentlemen, we come to the central point of today's meeting. 451 00:38:04,970 --> 00:38:06,164 Professor Tatham. 452 00:38:06,305 --> 00:38:08,034 We live in difficult times. 453 00:38:08,642 --> 00:38:10,837 We face on every side the danger of overthrow 454 00:38:10,977 --> 00:38:13,878 by the forces of communism and anarchy. 455 00:38:14,748 --> 00:38:18,741 We must now for the sake of national cohesion and survival 456 00:38:19,119 --> 00:38:21,485 lock together into a single mould. 457 00:38:22,989 --> 00:38:27,050 We must become one unit to resist these forces. 458 00:38:28,128 --> 00:38:31,962 And, to ensure this move, we must of necessity 459 00:38:32,432 --> 00:38:35,697 subdue the critical elements in the country's youth. 460 00:38:37,871 --> 00:38:41,399 This is why we first made Steven Shorter more violent than anyone else... 461 00:38:41,575 --> 00:38:44,772 because we knew this violence would have a more direct appeal 462 00:38:44,946 --> 00:38:46,675 to the youth of the moment. 463 00:38:48,282 --> 00:38:51,718 Now we are going to use that appeal by changing it. 464 00:38:53,387 --> 00:38:56,254 Gentlemen, in accordance with our planned campaign 465 00:38:56,590 --> 00:38:59,923 and because we've reached commercial saturation point. 466 00:39:00,995 --> 00:39:06,433 In 10 days' time we're going to make Steven Shorter repent. 467 00:39:07,101 --> 00:39:10,868 We're going to make him say, "I'm sorry for what I've done. " 468 00:39:11,039 --> 00:39:14,497 We're going to make him say, "Now I want to go back into society. " 469 00:39:14,843 --> 00:39:16,538 "Now I will accept law and order. " 470 00:39:16,745 --> 00:39:19,543 "No longer will I criticize or rock the boat. " 471 00:39:19,715 --> 00:39:22,115 We're going to make Steven Shorter say these things 472 00:39:22,918 --> 00:39:25,352 because we want, as we've always wanted 473 00:39:25,754 --> 00:39:27,915 the youth of Britain to say them also. 474 00:39:29,658 --> 00:39:33,560 This is excellent, very exciting. 475 00:39:35,497 --> 00:39:38,795 Now for clothes and new designs, Miss Crawford... 476 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:53,877 August 14th... 477 00:39:54,416 --> 00:39:58,311 Item on the agenda: The Youth of the Future. 478 00:40:15,905 --> 00:40:19,705 As you can see, gentlemen, the accent in about 10 days' time 479 00:40:19,909 --> 00:40:21,672 will dramatically swing to... 480 00:40:22,245 --> 00:40:24,839 Thank you, Tony. Thank you, Daphne. 481 00:40:25,148 --> 00:40:30,845 to respectability, cleanliness, social grace and, above all... 482 00:40:30,987 --> 00:40:33,455 a new-found innocence. 483 00:40:33,790 --> 00:40:36,850 The masculine will become softer 484 00:40:36,993 --> 00:40:39,120 the feminine line more feminine. 485 00:40:39,529 --> 00:40:43,465 And gone forever will be the prison motif. Thank you, Tony. 486 00:40:44,767 --> 00:40:47,901 You will notice that Daphne no longer wears the penal collar 487 00:40:48,037 --> 00:40:50,301 but has an open, soft look 488 00:40:50,740 --> 00:40:53,368 and that Tony no longer has restrictive stitching 489 00:40:53,509 --> 00:40:56,307 which imprisoned the body in the last two years. 490 00:40:56,646 --> 00:40:59,410 He is freer, much freer. 491 00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:03,018 Thank you, Tony. Thank you, Daphne. 492 00:41:04,253 --> 00:41:08,616 In other words, gentlemen, they are released. 493 00:41:09,592 --> 00:41:11,220 Thank you, gentlemen. 494 00:41:12,663 --> 00:41:15,655 Excellent! Quite Excellent! 495 00:41:16,266 --> 00:41:18,757 As we've seen, gentlemen, we are about to launch 496 00:41:18,902 --> 00:41:22,564 one of the most dramatic changes of popular image ever seen. 497 00:41:22,806 --> 00:41:26,469 The only problem that remains is will the public, en masse, accept it? 498 00:41:26,710 --> 00:41:29,008 We believe so because of Steven's power. 499 00:41:29,413 --> 00:41:31,711 But to make sure my research team and I suggest 500 00:41:31,849 --> 00:41:35,341 that when you present Steven in his new image for the first time 501 00:41:35,519 --> 00:41:37,919 you do so in conjunction with an Establishment event. 502 00:41:38,655 --> 00:41:43,120 We have compiled a short list from many dozens of applications. 503 00:41:43,460 --> 00:41:45,018 The Central Office of Information 504 00:41:45,195 --> 00:41:47,356 the Board of Trade, the Ministry of Defence 505 00:41:47,764 --> 00:41:49,322 the British Tourist Board... 506 00:41:49,466 --> 00:41:52,731 I've sounded out the Foreign Office and unofficially they've informed me 507 00:41:52,903 --> 00:41:55,269 they'd be delighted to sponsor Steven on a world tour. 508 00:41:56,039 --> 00:41:58,807 The Air Ministry, the Inland Waterways Board 509 00:41:59,009 --> 00:42:01,136 and the Commonwealth Office. 510 00:42:02,279 --> 00:42:03,041 Gentlemen... 511 00:42:04,014 --> 00:42:06,005 haven't we forgotten someone? 512 00:42:08,118 --> 00:42:11,247 Haven't we forgotten the one person who smiled upon us all? 513 00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:18,786 Onward! Onward! 514 00:42:19,297 --> 00:42:24,496 Onward, Christian soldiers 515 00:42:25,036 --> 00:42:27,937 Marching as to war 516 00:42:28,773 --> 00:42:32,106 With the cross of Jesus 517 00:42:32,410 --> 00:42:35,311 Going on before 518 00:42:38,216 --> 00:42:41,380 Onward Christian soldiers 519 00:42:41,720 --> 00:42:44,188 Marching as to war 520 00:42:45,658 --> 00:42:49,094 With the cross of Jesus 521 00:42:49,361 --> 00:42:52,363 Going on before 522 00:42:53,098 --> 00:42:56,295 Christ, the royal Master 523 00:42:56,702 --> 00:42:59,466 leads against the foe 524 00:43:00,606 --> 00:43:03,803 Onward into battle 525 00:43:04,310 --> 00:43:05,971 See His banners go! 526 00:43:08,047 --> 00:43:13,111 Onward, Christian soldiers 527 00:43:13,687 --> 00:43:16,588 Marching as to war 528 00:43:17,490 --> 00:43:20,755 With the cross of Jesus 529 00:43:21,061 --> 00:43:23,962 Going on before 530 00:43:40,046 --> 00:43:46,015 Like a mighty army Moves the church of God 531 00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:50,353 Brother, we are treading 532 00:43:51,157 --> 00:43:53,751 Where the saints have trod 533 00:43:54,961 --> 00:43:57,930 We are not divided 534 00:43:58,665 --> 00:44:01,389 All one body we 535 00:44:02,502 --> 00:44:05,938 One in hope and doctrine 536 00:44:06,172 --> 00:44:09,039 One in charity 537 00:44:10,110 --> 00:44:15,105 Onward Christian soldiers 538 00:44:15,783 --> 00:44:18,785 Marching as to war 539 00:44:19,487 --> 00:44:22,923 With the cross of Jesus 540 00:44:23,357 --> 00:44:25,825 Going on before 541 00:44:26,894 --> 00:44:28,191 Onward! 542 00:44:28,796 --> 00:44:30,093 Onward! 543 00:44:50,051 --> 00:44:52,144 Was that happiness? 544 00:44:52,953 --> 00:44:54,648 Was that pure happiness? 545 00:44:54,922 --> 00:44:57,447 Music lovers... And I know you are musical lovers... 546 00:44:57,758 --> 00:45:01,592 I'm sure that even He sitting in His celestrial soundbooth 547 00:45:01,796 --> 00:45:05,288 would have heard that and said, "Open thy mouth. 548 00:45:05,900 --> 00:45:08,765 "Judge righteously and plead the cause of the poor and the needy. " 549 00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:11,631 "Judge righteously and plead the cause of the poor and the needy". 550 00:45:12,140 --> 00:45:15,303 In other words, Reverend Holinesses, is it a hit... 551 00:45:15,777 --> 00:45:17,142 or is it a miss? 552 00:45:17,546 --> 00:45:19,639 Oh, a hit. Yes, most definitely a hit. 553 00:45:19,815 --> 00:45:23,717 Excellent! I think you've been influenced by Count Basie but excellent! 554 00:45:24,019 --> 00:45:28,581 A trifle noisy but I think it will serve our purpose excellently. 555 00:45:28,757 --> 00:45:31,089 Yes, yes. It certainly will. 556 00:45:32,361 --> 00:45:39,096 Gentlemen, aren't we in danger of losing our spiritual bearings? 557 00:45:39,568 --> 00:45:43,197 We are in the process of launching Christian Crusade Week 558 00:45:43,839 --> 00:45:46,506 and the Steven Shorter Management Group 559 00:45:46,908 --> 00:45:50,241 have just agreed to lend us the services of Shorter. 560 00:45:50,645 --> 00:45:54,081 The decline in church attendances according to poll figures 561 00:45:54,216 --> 00:45:58,380 is such that by 1990 only the clergy will be coming to church. 562 00:45:59,588 --> 00:46:01,783 This is, of course, a slight exaggeration 563 00:46:01,923 --> 00:46:03,756 but we do feel the need of... 564 00:46:04,192 --> 00:46:07,684 something radical being done about the situation. 565 00:46:09,331 --> 00:46:12,300 They seem to have more brains than I gave them credit for. 566 00:46:14,370 --> 00:46:15,837 It's really quite simple. 567 00:46:16,005 --> 00:46:18,667 Steven Shorter has the largest following 568 00:46:18,875 --> 00:46:21,275 in the history of the entertainment business. 569 00:46:21,477 --> 00:46:25,243 We need a larger audience so we are using Steve's 570 00:46:25,748 --> 00:46:27,477 and we hope that through him 571 00:46:27,650 --> 00:46:30,141 many of these followers will return to the faith. 572 00:47:15,133 --> 00:47:16,964 Would you mind sitting down? 573 00:47:21,773 --> 00:47:22,705 Sorry. 574 00:47:24,375 --> 00:47:28,072 Is it only you on your radio? Can we try another station? 575 00:47:40,024 --> 00:47:41,719 And another? 576 00:47:56,474 --> 00:47:58,772 Do you know that's the first time I've seen you smile? 577 00:48:00,912 --> 00:48:05,008 Yeah, well, I am human... 578 00:48:10,355 --> 00:48:12,186 I was beginning to wonder. 579 00:48:14,126 --> 00:48:18,460 You're always so tense. What do you do to relax? 580 00:48:20,266 --> 00:48:22,257 I listen to music. 581 00:48:23,168 --> 00:48:24,795 Always your own? 582 00:48:25,571 --> 00:48:26,595 Yeah. 583 00:48:29,308 --> 00:48:30,400 Do you do anything else? 584 00:48:32,811 --> 00:48:36,440 I mean if you weren't here now what would you be doing? 585 00:48:39,518 --> 00:48:41,951 Well, I'd probably be asleep. 586 00:48:45,991 --> 00:48:47,982 At 3 o'clock in the afternoon? 587 00:48:49,361 --> 00:48:54,594 Yeah... I usually sleep until about 5. 588 00:48:56,835 --> 00:48:59,502 Then I get up and watch the television. 589 00:49:01,373 --> 00:49:05,275 Children's programmes are on then. I like them. 590 00:49:05,477 --> 00:49:06,671 Are your parents alive? 591 00:49:07,212 --> 00:49:08,270 Yeah. 592 00:49:10,482 --> 00:49:13,451 Steve, have you ever been really close to anyone? 593 00:49:16,256 --> 00:49:19,623 - Yeah, well, Alvin and Julie. - Oh, come off it! 594 00:49:20,327 --> 00:49:22,818 We all know what they're in it for. 595 00:49:25,065 --> 00:49:27,932 Yeah, but I mean someone's got to... 596 00:49:29,402 --> 00:49:31,802 bring me my tea in the mornings, haven't they? 597 00:49:31,972 --> 00:49:36,266 Well, I wouldn't like to see those two standing by my bedside. 598 00:49:38,745 --> 00:49:42,146 I suppose you're right. Especially Uncle Julie... 599 00:49:44,351 --> 00:49:49,186 Mr Jordan, what can you tell us about Steven Shorter? 600 00:49:49,556 --> 00:49:52,622 What can I say? It's like father and son. 601 00:49:53,059 --> 00:49:56,995 It's a family relationship like... brother to brother. 602 00:49:57,430 --> 00:49:59,489 Well, it's the relationship that counts. 603 00:49:59,733 --> 00:50:02,600 I mean he is unbelievably adaptable to anything he does. 604 00:50:03,003 --> 00:50:08,069 It's when calls me Uncle Julie. It's when he confides in me. 605 00:50:08,742 --> 00:50:11,870 It's like the other day, when he said to me 606 00:50:12,012 --> 00:50:14,845 "Uncle Julie, if ever I have a daughter 607 00:50:15,116 --> 00:50:18,085 "I'd like to see her grow up like your wife, Gladys. " 608 00:50:18,386 --> 00:50:22,584 Believe me when I tell you he never gives us any worries at all. 609 00:50:24,659 --> 00:50:27,452 So you've never really been close to anyone? 610 00:50:29,463 --> 00:50:36,232 No... Well, there was this girl once about a year ago. 611 00:50:39,373 --> 00:50:41,238 She was nice. 612 00:50:42,410 --> 00:50:44,969 But... we were on tour at the time 613 00:50:45,147 --> 00:50:49,243 and Alvin suggested I stop seeing her. 614 00:50:50,952 --> 00:50:52,351 And you did? 615 00:50:53,255 --> 00:50:54,722 Well, yeah. 616 00:50:55,257 --> 00:50:57,191 I mean, you must understand... 617 00:50:57,359 --> 00:51:01,220 that he is in every sense of the word a gilt-edged investment. 618 00:51:01,797 --> 00:51:06,700 He is the most important personality in the entire history of show business 619 00:51:06,935 --> 00:51:10,530 and therefore has to be watched very carefully indeed. 620 00:51:10,706 --> 00:51:15,302 And, as I tell him, God has given him something 621 00:51:15,478 --> 00:51:17,969 He hasn't given to anyone in the last 500 years. 622 00:51:18,314 --> 00:51:20,077 He does not belong to himself. 623 00:51:20,216 --> 00:51:26,712 He belongs to the world and therefore he no longer has any right to himself. 624 00:51:27,657 --> 00:51:31,650 Yesterday he brought along a framed picture of Alvin... 625 00:51:32,095 --> 00:51:33,858 that Alvin wanted to give me. 626 00:51:34,831 --> 00:51:38,458 I think Alvin has got a thing about me, if you know what I mean. 627 00:51:40,002 --> 00:51:41,492 It had been signed something like... 628 00:51:42,171 --> 00:51:45,106 "With me it's not love but happiness. " 629 00:51:45,708 --> 00:51:48,108 I thought this was very funny and I laughed. 630 00:51:49,746 --> 00:51:55,577 And then he laughed as well and... well, it was nice. 631 00:51:56,719 --> 00:52:01,019 But then he sort of drew back into himself and it was over. 632 00:52:02,058 --> 00:52:03,958 And that's how it normally is. 633 00:52:05,294 --> 00:52:07,660 It's very difficult to get near him... 634 00:52:08,765 --> 00:52:16,440 which is why, I suppose, the painting is... well, so far... empty. 635 00:52:17,775 --> 00:52:19,504 You may not believe this but... 636 00:52:19,743 --> 00:52:22,940 a short while back we counted every hair on his head. 637 00:52:23,147 --> 00:52:26,548 The reason being is that we're marketing a Steven Shorter wig 638 00:52:26,750 --> 00:52:30,277 and we'd like to guarantee that the placing of every hair is identical. 639 00:52:31,955 --> 00:52:36,756 Another point of interest is that when we cut Steve's hair 640 00:52:37,027 --> 00:52:38,358 we do not sell this. 641 00:52:38,662 --> 00:52:40,027 I must make a point of this. 642 00:52:40,164 --> 00:52:43,725 We do not sell the cut hair. We donate this to charity. 643 00:52:59,149 --> 00:53:03,279 On August 20th the combined churches of Britain and 644 00:53:03,453 --> 00:53:05,444 Steven Shorter Enterprises Limited 645 00:53:05,689 --> 00:53:08,089 hold a press conference. 646 00:53:21,706 --> 00:53:24,436 All right, fellas, could we have your attention, please? 647 00:53:25,543 --> 00:53:27,534 Could we have the proper decorum please? 648 00:53:27,712 --> 00:53:29,737 Gentlemen of the press can we pull on the cigars? 649 00:53:29,881 --> 00:53:32,543 Drink plenty of the champagne: it's from the Vatican Vineyards. 650 00:53:36,254 --> 00:53:38,484 Ladies and gentlemen, you all know about the great event 651 00:53:38,623 --> 00:53:41,592 that's about to take place next week in the National Stadium. 652 00:53:41,759 --> 00:53:43,249 Freddie, would you come here for a second please? 653 00:53:43,394 --> 00:53:45,294 Now this is the poster that will be displayed 654 00:53:45,430 --> 00:53:47,261 in prominent places throughout the country. 655 00:53:48,433 --> 00:53:50,560 Do you notice something a little different about Steve's position? 656 00:53:50,702 --> 00:53:51,134 You do. 657 00:53:51,269 --> 00:53:52,429 Right. Well, we'll talk about that 658 00:53:52,570 --> 00:53:54,094 and we'll tell you more about that a little later on. 659 00:53:54,239 --> 00:53:57,135 By the way, at the bottom sits a picture of the Reverend Jeremy Tate 660 00:53:57,275 --> 00:53:59,470 who'll be introduced to you a little later on as well. 661 00:53:59,611 --> 00:54:04,241 You'll notice that the price of the tickets range from 10 shillings to �25 662 00:54:04,415 --> 00:54:06,713 for those of us who are a little more fortunate. 663 00:54:08,152 --> 00:54:10,746 At this time, ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce 664 00:54:10,922 --> 00:54:14,356 your friend, my friend and certainly God's friend... 665 00:54:15,326 --> 00:54:20,287 a honey of a chap and a million laughs, let's welcome the Bishop of Essex. 666 00:54:25,137 --> 00:54:30,439 I feel sure after such an introduction that Heaven must be round the corner. 667 00:54:33,979 --> 00:54:38,712 Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasant duty to introduce 668 00:54:38,884 --> 00:54:41,648 the brightest star in our clerical firmanent 669 00:54:41,820 --> 00:54:44,414 who will join with Steven Shorter 670 00:54:44,690 --> 00:54:46,749 in our great drive for God. 671 00:54:47,460 --> 00:54:48,154 I give you... 672 00:54:48,595 --> 00:54:51,257 the Reverend Jeremy Tate! 673 00:54:57,237 --> 00:55:00,172 Is there anything you'd like to tell us about the Reverend Jeremy Tate? 674 00:55:00,307 --> 00:55:03,572 Yes, he's 35, lives alone and loves a good day of fishing. 675 00:55:04,511 --> 00:55:06,411 In holy waters naturally! 676 00:55:09,482 --> 00:55:13,043 But hasn't the Reverend Jeremy Tate got any views himself? 677 00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:15,811 The Church's views and those of the Reverend Jeremy Tate 678 00:55:15,956 --> 00:55:19,256 will be found in the official pamphlet pages 3 and 4. 679 00:55:19,393 --> 00:55:21,691 My Lord, isn't the Church using Mr Shorter 680 00:55:21,829 --> 00:55:23,820 for the purpose of gaining converts? 681 00:55:24,598 --> 00:55:29,228 At one time the Church used the methods of the Inquisition to gain converts. 682 00:55:29,437 --> 00:55:33,965 We find Mr Shorter a little less painful. Don't we, Jeremy? 683 00:55:34,542 --> 00:55:36,737 I thought I was the only one with the answers. 684 00:55:37,144 --> 00:55:39,510 Steve, would you like to come up here for a moment, please? 685 00:55:46,887 --> 00:55:49,515 Now, ladies and gentlemen, as you can see 686 00:55:49,890 --> 00:55:54,418 this is the first time you have ever seen Steven Shorter wearing the colour red. 687 00:55:54,562 --> 00:55:55,995 Now let me make this clear. 688 00:55:56,130 --> 00:56:00,533 Red is the colour that is associated with the release of Steven Shorter 689 00:56:00,768 --> 00:56:03,737 which will be seen by the public next week at the National Stadium. 690 00:56:04,472 --> 00:56:06,599 But naturally, for you fine gentlemen of the press 691 00:56:06,741 --> 00:56:10,677 we are now holding a sort of pre-release of this release... 692 00:56:10,811 --> 00:56:13,644 sort of giving him a slight temporary freedom. 693 00:56:13,881 --> 00:56:17,510 Now here we have the keys to Steven's freedom. 694 00:56:17,918 --> 00:56:19,181 Steve... 695 00:56:20,555 --> 00:56:21,783 There's one... 696 00:56:23,658 --> 00:56:26,149 There we go... There's two. Steve, would you hold the hands up? 697 00:56:26,294 --> 00:56:28,421 Ladies and gentlemen, Steven Shorter is released. 698 00:56:32,801 --> 00:56:36,396 What would you say if I... 699 00:56:39,608 --> 00:56:42,008 if I said I wanted to... 700 00:56:43,879 --> 00:56:48,179 I wanted to... stop all this? 701 00:56:50,052 --> 00:56:54,512 Well I'd say it was unfortunate. More for us than for you. 702 00:56:56,191 --> 00:57:03,859 You see, I believe you play a very important part in society, Steven. 703 00:57:07,869 --> 00:57:09,803 How can I explain it to you? 704 00:57:12,574 --> 00:57:14,098 I... 705 00:57:17,379 --> 00:57:18,346 Come with me. 706 00:57:28,024 --> 00:57:30,720 There are millions of people down there. 707 00:57:31,694 --> 00:57:34,254 Millions of little people. 708 00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:40,966 First we must be quite clear in our minds about one thing: 709 00:57:42,004 --> 00:57:45,337 that the liberal idea that, given enough education 710 00:57:45,608 --> 00:57:49,510 these millions will grow into self-aware creative human beings 711 00:57:50,713 --> 00:57:53,546 is nothing but an exploded myth. 712 00:57:54,617 --> 00:57:56,642 It can never happen. 713 00:57:58,321 --> 00:58:00,585 They're stunted little creatures 714 00:58:01,224 --> 00:58:04,682 with primitive emotions that are, in themselves, dangerous. 715 00:58:05,595 --> 00:58:08,689 They've got to be harnessed, guided. 716 00:58:10,233 --> 00:58:14,260 We've seen it happen over and over again for an evil purpose. 717 00:58:14,537 --> 00:58:17,005 Germany, Russia, China... 718 00:58:20,043 --> 00:58:24,241 But now we've got a chance to make it work for their own good. 719 00:58:26,116 --> 00:58:31,053 You... You're our chance, Steven. 720 00:58:32,422 --> 00:58:35,550 They identify with you. They love you. 721 00:58:37,661 --> 00:58:43,964 Steven, you can lead them into a better way of life... 722 00:58:45,102 --> 00:58:47,536 a fruitful conformity. 723 00:59:16,634 --> 00:59:20,731 Steven, may I say how delighted we all are to have you with us today? 724 00:59:24,810 --> 00:59:27,074 And I'm sure everybody will join me in... 725 00:59:27,246 --> 00:59:31,580 wishing you every success for tomorrow night. 726 00:59:42,394 --> 00:59:47,559 I think I'd... prefer hot chocolate instead. 727 00:59:53,305 --> 00:59:55,432 You'd prefer what, Steven? 728 00:59:56,008 --> 00:59:58,602 I'd like some hot chocolate instead. 729 01:00:00,045 --> 01:00:02,411 You'd like some too, wouldn't you? 730 01:00:07,253 --> 01:00:08,914 Well... 731 01:00:11,023 --> 01:00:11,990 OK, yes. 732 01:00:14,960 --> 01:00:16,587 You'll join us, Andrew? 733 01:00:18,764 --> 01:00:20,061 Yes, why not? 734 01:00:22,636 --> 01:00:27,198 - And everybody else too? - Yes, everybody else too. 735 01:00:28,174 --> 01:00:30,301 Hot chocolate for everyone please, William. 736 01:00:30,477 --> 01:00:32,172 - Hot chocolate, sir? - Yes, hot chocolate. 737 01:00:32,746 --> 01:00:33,474 I prefer the wine... 738 01:00:33,647 --> 01:00:34,545 if you don't mind. 739 01:00:34,681 --> 01:00:36,308 Oh, Martin, come. 740 01:00:36,583 --> 01:00:40,417 You haven't tasted my chocolate. It has the most exquisite bouquet. 741 01:00:44,257 --> 01:00:45,554 Thank you, William. 742 01:00:49,062 --> 01:00:52,395 Martin, can't you see that what Steven did was a protest? 743 01:00:53,867 --> 01:00:56,597 Don't be absurd, Andrew. He had nothing whatever to protest about. 744 01:00:56,736 --> 01:00:58,363 He was just being extremely tiresome. 745 01:00:58,505 --> 01:00:59,870 It isn't as simple as that. 746 01:01:00,006 --> 01:01:02,770 I'm getting sick and tired of people telling me how to do my own job. 747 01:01:02,909 --> 01:01:06,208 You won't have a job to do unless you stop treating him like a machine. 748 01:01:06,713 --> 01:01:07,680 Now look, let's get one thing... 749 01:01:07,814 --> 01:01:10,044 He's a sensitive boy and not unintelligent. 750 01:01:10,150 --> 01:01:14,382 In 2� years I have brought that boy up from nothing to what he is. 751 01:01:15,588 --> 01:01:17,920 And during practically every single day of that 2� years 752 01:01:18,058 --> 01:01:20,549 I have watched and moulded Steven. 753 01:01:21,462 --> 01:01:23,191 And I think I'm going to know better than anybody else 754 01:01:23,331 --> 01:01:27,165 if that boy is psychologically disturbed or just being plain bloody-minded. 755 01:01:27,335 --> 01:01:29,394 Today he was just being plain bloody-minded. 756 01:01:29,537 --> 01:01:32,301 What he did today he did out of desperation. 757 01:01:33,107 --> 01:01:35,075 - Desperation! - Yes, desperation. 758 01:01:35,376 --> 01:01:38,470 Why don't any of them do anything? Why don't they stop me? 759 01:01:38,646 --> 01:01:41,240 Any of them! Just one! Butler or somebody! 760 01:01:41,415 --> 01:01:43,781 They just take it, don't they? They just drink the stuff! 761 01:01:43,918 --> 01:01:45,317 Why doesn't Butler stop me? 762 01:01:45,453 --> 01:01:48,354 He probably thinks you had a reason. I thought you had a reason. 763 01:01:48,489 --> 01:01:50,616 Oh God! Reason! I don't need a reason! 764 01:01:50,758 --> 01:01:53,955 None of them's got the guts to say "Get stuffed, Steve" once and for all! 765 01:01:54,095 --> 01:01:57,030 They don't need a reason. They just take it and love it. 766 01:01:57,164 --> 01:02:00,565 We'll drink your marvellous hot chocolate with our lobster and love it! 767 01:02:00,701 --> 01:02:01,827 Marvellous! 768 01:02:02,169 --> 01:02:05,764 - None of them says no. - Some of them didn't want to do it. 769 01:02:06,006 --> 01:02:07,769 All right so some of them didn't want to do it. 770 01:02:07,908 --> 01:02:10,741 But every single one of them did it. Not one refused. 771 01:02:10,911 --> 01:02:12,674 You didn't even stand up and refuse to do it. 772 01:02:12,913 --> 01:02:14,904 You're just the same as everyone! 773 01:02:17,251 --> 01:02:19,549 What about you? You never say no, do you? 774 01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:23,213 I've never heard you say no to anyone. Not Alvin, Butler, Crossley, anyone. 775 01:02:23,358 --> 01:02:25,519 I know nobody ever says no any more. I know that! 776 01:02:25,660 --> 01:02:27,924 But who do you think made this happen? Who's responsible? 777 01:02:28,063 --> 01:02:29,394 What made it happen? You did! 778 01:02:29,531 --> 01:02:31,624 How am I responsible? What's so special about me? 779 01:02:31,767 --> 01:02:34,793 Steve, people admire you. I admire you. Butler admires you. 780 01:02:34,936 --> 01:02:38,372 They look up to you. You represent something very important to them. 781 01:02:38,573 --> 01:02:41,770 What do you mean represent? Tell me, what do I represent? 782 01:02:54,891 --> 01:03:00,227 September 10th. The National Stadium in London. 783 01:03:54,384 --> 01:03:55,544 I can't reach it. 784 01:03:57,421 --> 01:03:58,979 I can't reach it. 785 01:04:01,024 --> 01:04:02,958 There. Now can you reach it? 786 01:04:12,402 --> 01:04:16,429 May the love of God be always with you. Amen. 787 01:04:27,118 --> 01:04:31,418 What you are now watching is the largest staging of nationalism 788 01:04:31,656 --> 01:04:33,681 in the history of Great Britain. 789 01:04:40,832 --> 01:04:46,031 Now is the beginning of Christian Crusade Week 790 01:04:47,272 --> 01:04:50,571 and praise be to God! 791 01:05:05,423 --> 01:05:08,153 Led by a section of the Durham Queen's Scouts 792 01:05:08,860 --> 01:05:12,227 detachments of Christian bodies from all over the country 793 01:05:12,363 --> 01:05:15,992 pulse with ear-tingling music and breathless precision 794 01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:20,364 into an unequalled expression of national solidarity. 795 01:06:31,711 --> 01:06:36,171 We calculate that the gate money from each of these performances 796 01:06:36,483 --> 01:06:40,783 will gross on average approximately �135,000. 797 01:07:27,202 --> 01:07:29,432 The coalition government of Britain 798 01:07:29,738 --> 01:07:32,798 formed because of the complete lack of difference between the policies 799 01:07:32,941 --> 01:07:34,738 of the Conservative and Labour parties 800 01:07:35,610 --> 01:07:38,545 has given both its blessing and a state subsidy 801 01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:41,274 to the mounting of Christian Crusade Week 802 01:07:41,450 --> 01:07:44,476 because, as the official pamphlet states 803 01:07:44,720 --> 01:07:48,554 "we need no longer have any disturbing political differences 804 01:07:48,690 --> 01:07:54,060 "When we are all of one faith and believe in one God and one flag. " 805 01:08:49,619 --> 01:08:56,752 This black card will be issued to you as you leave the Stadium tonight. 806 01:08:57,794 --> 01:09:01,355 On it there are three words. 807 01:09:01,931 --> 01:09:06,061 They are simple words but they are vital words. 808 01:09:07,136 --> 01:09:12,665 They are words which we must now, all of us, begin using 809 01:09:13,342 --> 01:09:17,403 because, since the end of the War, we in Britain 810 01:09:17,613 --> 01:09:23,643 have become apathetic, slack, loose in our morality. 811 01:09:23,986 --> 01:09:30,085 National cohesion has become unimportant to us! 812 01:09:31,762 --> 01:09:36,096 We must fight this. We must. 813 01:09:36,500 --> 01:09:42,632 Now, all of us begin to use the words on the card! 814 01:09:43,073 --> 01:09:46,008 "We will conform. " 815 01:09:46,176 --> 01:09:49,873 Those are the words. We will conform. 816 01:09:50,113 --> 01:09:52,411 And when I say the word conform 817 01:09:53,050 --> 01:09:57,919 I want all of you to shout in one clear voice in reply 818 01:09:58,555 --> 01:10:01,752 We will conform! 819 01:10:02,426 --> 01:10:04,951 Now, conform! 820 01:10:05,262 --> 01:10:06,388 We will... 821 01:10:06,597 --> 01:10:07,495 conform! 822 01:10:07,631 --> 01:10:16,005 Above all we must follow the example of a young man who found repentance... 823 01:10:16,473 --> 01:10:17,997 who found faith... 824 01:10:18,308 --> 01:10:19,900 who found God... 825 01:10:20,177 --> 01:10:21,940 who found all of these things... 826 01:10:22,446 --> 01:10:25,415 who found the Word. 827 01:10:25,883 --> 01:10:30,321 And now he is here with you tonight. 828 01:10:33,858 --> 01:10:36,725 To our shining example. 829 01:10:38,396 --> 01:10:39,863 To the light. 830 01:10:40,798 --> 01:10:42,425 To the path. 831 01:10:43,034 --> 01:10:44,467 To a way. 832 01:12:25,271 --> 01:12:34,010 And did those feet in ancient times 833 01:12:36,283 --> 01:12:43,189 Walk upon England's mountains green 834 01:12:44,258 --> 01:12:53,257 And was the holy lamb of God 835 01:12:55,369 --> 01:13:03,333 On England's pleasant pastures seen 836 01:13:03,677 --> 01:13:12,608 And did the countenance divine 837 01:13:13,220 --> 01:13:22,424 Shine forth upon our clouded hills 838 01:13:22,997 --> 01:13:32,373 And was Jerusalem builded here 839 01:13:34,142 --> 01:13:42,641 Among those dark Satanic mills 840 01:13:47,189 --> 01:13:57,087 Bring me my bow of burning gold 841 01:13:58,467 --> 01:14:06,067 Bring me my arrows of desire 842 01:14:06,374 --> 01:14:15,749 Bring me my spears o'clouds unfold 843 01:14:15,984 --> 01:14:25,325 Bring me my chariot of fire 844 01:14:25,660 --> 01:14:34,365 I will not cease from mental fight 845 01:14:35,071 --> 01:14:43,069 Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand 846 01:14:43,312 --> 01:14:50,844 'Til we have built Jerusalem 847 01:14:52,021 --> 01:15:00,896 In England's green and pleasant land 848 01:16:12,737 --> 01:16:15,831 Now it has been suggested that Steve's song 849 01:16:15,974 --> 01:16:18,067 which was specially written for this occasion 850 01:16:18,209 --> 01:16:21,178 may have certain auto-suggestive qualities to it 851 01:16:21,379 --> 01:16:24,837 from which the sick may derive some internal benefit. 852 01:16:25,283 --> 01:16:29,185 Therefore those less fortunate than us will be brought before Steve 853 01:16:29,321 --> 01:16:33,485 in invalid chairs which we shall be providing, if I may say... 854 01:16:33,726 --> 01:16:35,125 free of charge. 855 01:17:15,801 --> 01:17:20,135 I see it all before me 856 01:17:20,439 --> 01:17:24,569 My past of restless wander 857 01:17:25,110 --> 01:17:29,240 An evil heart within me 858 01:17:29,848 --> 01:17:34,081 An evil head to hold 859 01:17:34,754 --> 01:17:38,713 But in my hour of darkness 860 01:17:39,059 --> 01:17:43,257 A sun began to shine 861 01:17:43,630 --> 01:17:48,033 A sweeping spirit moved me 862 01:17:48,501 --> 01:17:52,301 A shining light was mine 863 01:17:53,239 --> 01:17:56,208 I see a pasture 864 01:17:57,510 --> 01:18:01,742 All green and gold 865 01:18:01,981 --> 01:18:06,179 A shepherd walking 866 01:18:06,486 --> 01:18:11,116 So brave and bold 867 01:18:11,391 --> 01:18:15,555 A congregation 868 01:18:15,862 --> 01:18:20,265 All on their knees 869 01:18:20,500 --> 01:18:24,436 His arms outstretching 870 01:18:24,838 --> 01:18:28,296 To you and me 871 01:18:28,675 --> 01:18:32,203 You and me 872 01:18:48,429 --> 01:18:52,695 We need His hand to guide us 873 01:18:52,967 --> 01:18:57,131 Along this chosen road 874 01:18:57,605 --> 01:19:01,906 We need His love to save us 875 01:19:02,244 --> 01:19:06,203 And bear our heavy load 876 01:19:06,882 --> 01:19:10,841 His pain was not for nothing 877 01:19:11,553 --> 01:19:15,546 His tears were not in vain 878 01:19:15,891 --> 01:19:20,351 What can a man believe in 879 01:19:20,762 --> 01:19:24,960 If not in Jesus name 880 01:19:25,600 --> 01:19:28,569 I see a chapel 881 01:19:29,704 --> 01:19:33,471 High in the sky 882 01:19:34,343 --> 01:19:38,211 Someone is waiting 883 01:19:38,781 --> 01:19:42,774 A tear in His eye 884 01:19:43,386 --> 01:19:47,117 I see Him calling 885 01:19:47,890 --> 01:19:51,257 I see Him smile 886 01:19:52,462 --> 01:19:56,159 And in His arms 887 01:19:57,099 --> 01:20:00,660 A little child 888 01:20:01,537 --> 01:20:05,564 His door is open 889 01:20:05,942 --> 01:20:09,969 To everyone 890 01:20:10,446 --> 01:20:14,542 I kneel before Him 891 01:20:14,817 --> 01:20:18,810 My time has come 892 01:20:19,388 --> 01:20:22,949 O Father, Father 893 01:20:23,659 --> 01:20:27,686 Your children call 894 01:20:28,097 --> 01:20:31,533 Defend our mothers 895 01:20:31,869 --> 01:20:35,305 Forgive us all 896 01:20:35,873 --> 01:20:40,606 Forgive us all 897 01:21:27,758 --> 01:21:30,659 In one evening in the National Stadium 898 01:21:31,395 --> 01:21:38,393 49,000 people gave themselves to God and Flag through Steven Shorter 899 01:22:23,748 --> 01:22:27,275 - Conform! - We conform! 900 01:22:27,452 --> 01:22:35,883 Above all we must follow the example of a young man who found repentance... 901 01:22:36,328 --> 01:22:37,989 who found faith... 902 01:22:38,230 --> 01:22:39,720 who found God... 903 01:22:39,898 --> 01:22:41,525 who found all of these things... 904 01:22:42,234 --> 01:22:45,067 who found the Word. 905 01:22:45,604 --> 01:22:50,667 And now he is here with you tonight. 906 01:22:53,545 --> 01:22:56,810 To our shining example. 907 01:22:58,183 --> 01:22:59,878 To the light. 908 01:23:00,586 --> 01:23:02,451 To the path. 909 01:23:02,888 --> 01:23:04,447 To a way. 910 01:23:29,582 --> 01:23:30,844 What does he think I am? 911 01:23:47,334 --> 01:23:52,772 Steve, you could stop all this now. 912 01:23:55,543 --> 01:23:57,170 And I want you to. 913 01:24:00,948 --> 01:24:02,313 Why? 914 01:24:04,118 --> 01:24:07,519 I'm not asking you to feel anything for me. 915 01:24:07,822 --> 01:24:10,017 It's not that at all. It's just... 916 01:24:11,559 --> 01:24:14,551 I think you must go away somewhere. 917 01:24:16,731 --> 01:24:19,063 You really need to. Honestly. 918 01:24:22,436 --> 01:24:25,132 My parents have got this place in the country and... 919 01:24:25,272 --> 01:24:26,705 they're away at the moment. 920 01:24:29,343 --> 01:24:31,311 I think we should go there. 921 01:24:34,649 --> 01:24:35,980 What did you say? 922 01:24:39,121 --> 01:24:40,645 What did you say? 923 01:24:42,157 --> 01:24:44,682 I said I think we should go away. 924 01:24:53,101 --> 01:24:54,363 Oh, yeah? 925 01:24:59,141 --> 01:25:00,802 Like everybody... 926 01:25:03,512 --> 01:25:07,676 You want something. It's obvious what you want, isn't it? 927 01:25:53,196 --> 01:25:54,356 What is it? 928 01:25:55,464 --> 01:25:57,056 Steve, let me see. 929 01:26:03,606 --> 01:26:06,632 Steve... Take your shirt off. 930 01:26:08,110 --> 01:26:09,407 Come on. 931 01:26:25,795 --> 01:26:28,355 How long have you been like this? 932 01:26:33,236 --> 01:26:36,638 I thought your act was only pretending. 933 01:26:40,911 --> 01:26:45,848 Steve, you've got to stop this. You must stop it now. 934 01:27:16,147 --> 01:27:19,981 Steve... What is it you want? 935 01:27:24,389 --> 01:27:26,357 What do you want? 936 01:27:32,397 --> 01:27:36,425 I then found out he was seeing this girl secretly. 937 01:27:37,036 --> 01:27:40,369 And I say secretly. Otherwise I would have known. 938 01:27:44,109 --> 01:27:46,475 Yeah, I was about to break it up 939 01:27:47,246 --> 01:27:49,339 but I said to myself wait... 940 01:27:50,149 --> 01:27:56,088 Isn't he entitled to something? I mean, he gives of himself so much. 941 01:27:56,322 --> 01:28:00,656 Isn't he entitled to his own small corner of the world? 942 01:28:01,727 --> 01:28:06,391 But I guess in this deal there just are no small corners. 943 01:28:19,545 --> 01:28:21,604 What would you say if... 944 01:28:26,185 --> 01:28:28,244 if I asked you to marry me? 945 01:28:37,130 --> 01:28:39,064 Steve, it wouldn't work. 946 01:28:46,539 --> 01:28:50,373 I'm very selfish probably when I say this but... 947 01:28:51,044 --> 01:28:54,036 it could only be on my terms. 948 01:28:56,816 --> 01:28:58,147 Come here. 949 01:28:59,386 --> 01:29:02,651 I'm a very private person. 950 01:29:04,090 --> 01:29:05,990 I'm very possessive. 951 01:29:08,962 --> 01:29:13,922 We'd never be alone together. Not really alone. 952 01:29:26,746 --> 01:29:28,373 September 25th. 953 01:29:29,249 --> 01:29:32,582 The Federated Records Award Giving Dinner in London. 954 01:29:32,752 --> 01:29:37,588 Miss Ritchie, is there anything you'd like to say 955 01:29:37,725 --> 01:29:41,491 concerning Steve's recent Stadium appearance? 956 01:29:42,129 --> 01:29:44,222 No, I've got nothing to say. 957 01:29:45,366 --> 01:29:47,334 - Nothing at all? - No. 958 01:29:49,403 --> 01:29:51,963 Well, what do you think about tonight's Award? 959 01:29:55,309 --> 01:29:58,938 I think it's very... remarkable. 960 01:30:01,282 --> 01:30:04,774 Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please? 961 01:30:07,154 --> 01:30:08,451 Thank you. 962 01:30:08,889 --> 01:30:13,553 Now this is the moment you all have been waiting for. 963 01:30:14,261 --> 01:30:16,957 What else can I say but... 964 01:30:17,198 --> 01:30:19,291 Steven Shorter! 965 01:30:59,508 --> 01:31:03,171 Now a little-known fact concerning the gentlemen 966 01:31:03,311 --> 01:31:05,575 about to make the presentation this evening 967 01:31:06,481 --> 01:31:10,612 is that before becoming a director of Federated Records 968 01:31:11,687 --> 01:31:13,985 Leo Stanley was a songwriter. 969 01:31:15,258 --> 01:31:17,852 Now I don't want to say that his songs were bad 970 01:31:17,994 --> 01:31:21,157 but we had to re-write them before he could throw them away. 971 01:31:23,166 --> 01:31:25,396 So, at this time, won't you join me in welcoming 972 01:31:25,801 --> 01:31:29,237 the Darling of the Wax world, Leo Stanley! 973 01:31:40,684 --> 01:31:43,517 My lords, ladies and gentlemen... 974 01:31:44,221 --> 01:31:46,382 and Steven Shorter. 975 01:31:47,124 --> 01:31:54,997 I think I speak for you all when I say, "Steve, we're all your fans. " 976 01:32:03,473 --> 01:32:08,604 What we have here is but a small token 977 01:32:08,812 --> 01:32:12,748 of our respect, admiration and gratitude. 978 01:32:13,750 --> 01:32:16,310 In the last 3 years you've given great pleasure 979 01:32:16,587 --> 01:32:18,987 to an overwhelming number of people. 980 01:32:19,623 --> 01:32:25,357 And, really, what more can I say but thank you, Steven Shorter. 981 01:32:26,263 --> 01:32:28,629 You are more than an artist. 982 01:32:39,143 --> 01:32:42,203 "From from the staff and executives of Federated Records 983 01:32:42,380 --> 01:32:47,113 "and its overseas subsidiaries in Germany, France, Japan, United States 984 01:32:47,785 --> 01:32:50,879 "to our platinum boy. " 985 01:34:23,682 --> 01:34:28,415 You worship me as if I were... 986 01:34:33,692 --> 01:34:36,490 as if I were a sort of god. 987 01:34:43,837 --> 01:34:46,829 I'm someone. I'm a person. 988 01:34:47,807 --> 01:34:50,901 I'm a person! I'm a person! I'm a person! 989 01:34:51,177 --> 01:34:55,011 When asked the reason for his overwhelming popularity 990 01:34:55,482 --> 01:35:00,613 93.5% of the population of the British Isles said that they loved 991 01:35:01,054 --> 01:35:04,387 Steven Shorter because he so generously and willingly 992 01:35:04,524 --> 01:35:06,992 shared himself with everyone. 993 01:35:07,193 --> 01:35:12,325 I am nothing. This is me. 994 01:35:13,968 --> 01:35:15,401 Nothing. 995 01:35:19,740 --> 01:35:21,833 And this is you... 996 01:35:23,811 --> 01:35:26,507 because you've made me nothing. 997 01:35:32,586 --> 01:35:38,183 I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! 998 01:35:42,964 --> 01:35:46,297 Forgive us all! 999 01:37:07,683 --> 01:37:09,981 All that Steven Shorter has just done 1000 01:37:10,453 --> 01:37:13,786 has been to express the wish to become an individual. 1001 01:37:14,257 --> 01:37:19,957 But that, in an age of conformity, can become a social problem. 1002 01:37:51,428 --> 01:37:53,953 Alvin, out please! Thank you. Out, Alvin! 1003 01:37:55,198 --> 01:37:58,065 Hell of a row in the office. I've just had Butler on the telephone. 1004 01:37:58,268 --> 01:37:59,929 We'll make a statement tomorrow. 1005 01:38:00,837 --> 01:38:02,600 Tell me what you're going to do. You were the clever little boy. 1006 01:38:02,739 --> 01:38:04,764 Half an hour earlier you were making all the smart remarks. Come on! 1007 01:38:04,908 --> 01:38:06,136 - Tell me what you're going to do. - Leave him alone, will you? 1008 01:38:06,276 --> 01:38:07,174 Why did he do it? 1009 01:38:07,311 --> 01:38:08,642 What do you think you are? A bloody preacher? 1010 01:38:08,779 --> 01:38:10,212 Have you had a call? Have you had a vision? 1011 01:38:10,347 --> 01:38:12,440 Why don't you leave him alone? You've done enough damage already! 1012 01:38:12,583 --> 01:38:14,312 Don't talk to me about damage! 1013 01:38:14,451 --> 01:38:16,180 You've done more damage than is possible to estimate. 1014 01:38:16,320 --> 01:38:19,653 You put more moronic thoughts into this boy's mind... It's incredible! 1015 01:38:19,923 --> 01:38:21,515 It's impossible to estimate how great the damage is. 1016 01:38:21,658 --> 01:38:22,716 You're pleased, are you? You're pleased? 1017 01:38:22,859 --> 01:38:24,952 Yes, I thought you would be. You've done such a good job. 1018 01:38:25,095 --> 01:38:26,062 Marvellous! 1019 01:38:27,998 --> 01:38:30,865 Alvin, I've told you! Get those men out of this room! 1020 01:38:31,001 --> 01:38:32,935 Alvin! Get them out! 1021 01:38:37,074 --> 01:38:40,168 It's now about 11.30 am 1022 01:38:40,377 --> 01:38:43,870 and we are outside Steven Shorter Television Station no. 3 1023 01:38:44,048 --> 01:38:46,141 situated in a suburb near London. 1024 01:38:46,618 --> 01:38:48,745 Late yesterday night a statement was issued 1025 01:38:48,886 --> 01:38:51,252 by the Steven Shorter Management Group 1026 01:38:51,422 --> 01:38:53,856 to the effect that Steven Shorter would make 1027 01:38:53,992 --> 01:38:56,187 a special television appearance today 1028 01:38:56,394 --> 01:39:00,455 to explain the statement he made during yesterday's banquet. 1029 01:39:00,632 --> 01:39:02,759 The crowd are very angry here today because... 1030 01:39:03,334 --> 01:39:04,995 Please keep your distance. 1031 01:39:16,315 --> 01:39:20,183 On September 26th with public endorsement... 1032 01:39:20,853 --> 01:39:25,552 Steven Shorter is barred from this and any further appearance on television 1033 01:39:25,958 --> 01:39:30,486 just to ensure that he does not again misuse his position of privilege 1034 01:39:30,896 --> 01:39:34,491 to disturb the public peace of mind. 1035 01:39:49,783 --> 01:39:52,377 The public knows what it feels. 1036 01:39:52,786 --> 01:39:55,118 Its love for Steven has turned to hate. 1037 01:39:56,756 --> 01:39:58,280 That we must accept... 1038 01:39:58,925 --> 01:40:00,620 like an act of God. 1039 01:40:01,361 --> 01:40:05,422 What about your business interests in Steven Shorter? 1040 01:40:06,266 --> 01:40:09,531 I'll sever my connections with Steven Shorter Enterprises. 1041 01:40:12,072 --> 01:40:14,040 Do you not feel that's rather abrupt? 1042 01:40:14,207 --> 01:40:18,906 Not at all. My main responsibility is to my investors 1043 01:40:19,679 --> 01:40:22,147 and I think it would be quite wrong to keep their money 1044 01:40:22,949 --> 01:40:26,350 in a concern that I now consider to be a bad investment. 1045 01:40:27,854 --> 01:40:30,846 Mr. Butler, do you think it's possible that 1046 01:40:30,990 --> 01:40:34,858 Steven Shorter could ever win back his popularity? 1047 01:40:37,197 --> 01:40:39,893 I don't think so. 1048 01:40:41,801 --> 01:40:47,001 Perhaps in time to come after he's dead 1049 01:40:47,942 --> 01:40:52,276 he may be remembered with affectionate nostalgia. 1050 01:40:56,984 --> 01:41:01,648 Within about a year all that remained of Steven Shorter 1051 01:41:01,889 --> 01:41:05,484 were a few old records and a piece of archive film... 1052 01:41:07,628 --> 01:41:10,995 with the sound, of course, removed. 1053 01:41:12,933 --> 01:41:19,202 It's going to be a happy year in Britain this year in the near future. 1054 01:41:22,202 --> 01:41:26,202 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com 84132

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