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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:05,671 - Hey. - Hey. 2 00:00:06,214 --> 00:00:07,840 - Where's Mon? - She's at home... 3 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:10,843 ...putting up decorations for Rachel's birthday party tonight. 4 00:00:11,052 --> 00:00:13,220 - And you're not helping? - I tried... 5 00:00:13,388 --> 00:00:17,307 ...but apparently singing "I Will Survive" in a helium voice, not helping. 6 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:21,770 - Hey, you guys. - Hey. 7 00:00:22,188 --> 00:00:24,231 Happy birth... 8 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:27,067 Shh. Don't say that loud. Gunther's gonna want to hug me. 9 00:00:29,738 --> 00:00:31,947 Uh, good news, everyone. We finally found a nanny. 10 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:37,119 - This is Molly. Molly, Chandler, Joey. - Hi. 11 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:39,747 Ooh, somebody's getting a little fussy. 12 00:00:39,956 --> 00:00:43,375 You're damn right I am. I've been waiting for a cookie for seven minutes. 13 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:46,920 Okay. You know what, I'm just gonna take her outside. 14 00:00:47,088 --> 00:00:49,423 - No, you stay. I'll do it. - Okay. Thank you. 15 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:53,010 - Nice to meet you guys. - Yeah, you too. 16 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:55,846 - Wow, Molly's just great. - Yeah. 17 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:59,058 Yes, bravo on the hot nanny. 18 00:00:59,517 --> 00:01:02,561 - What? You really think she's hot? - Are you kidding? 19 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:06,065 If I wasn't married, she'd be rejecting me right now. 20 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:09,443 Joey? 21 00:01:09,694 --> 00:01:11,487 How do you think she's doing? 22 00:01:13,656 --> 00:01:16,116 Am I the only one that doesn't think she's hot? Ross? 23 00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:20,913 - Ah, I mean, she's not unattractive, but... - Right. 24 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:23,499 ...but hot? Ah... 25 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:25,751 Thank you. Ha, ha. 26 00:01:28,004 --> 00:01:29,296 Now that Rachel's gone? 27 00:01:29,506 --> 00:01:32,049 So hot, I cried myself to sleep last night. 28 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,105 Hey, Mike, what's the capital of Peru? 29 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:30,899 - Lima. - No. 30 00:02:32,902 --> 00:02:35,863 It starts with a V and ends with an X. 31 00:02:36,030 --> 00:02:39,908 And hopefully with a T-O in the middle. 32 00:02:40,451 --> 00:02:43,787 You know, come to think of it, the capital of Peru is "Vtox." 33 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,499 - Oh, God! - What? 34 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:49,960 Okay. I don't want to freak you out or anything... 35 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:52,004 ...but I just saw a rat in your cupboard. 36 00:02:52,213 --> 00:02:54,673 Oh, yeah. No, that's Bob. 37 00:02:56,509 --> 00:02:58,343 Well, he's your pet rat? 38 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:01,180 Well, not so much a pet as, you know, an occasional visitor... 39 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:06,810 ...who I put food out for. You know, kind of like Santa. 40 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:11,273 Except Santa doesn't poop on the plate of cookies. 41 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:14,526 You can't keep a rat in your apartment. They're extremely unsanitary. 42 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:17,696 I mean, they transmit leptospirosis and hantavirus. 43 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:19,448 - What are those? - I don't know... 44 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:22,075 ...but they don't sound like spa treatments. 45 00:03:22,243 --> 00:03:24,786 - You have to get rid of it. - Okay, fine. 46 00:03:24,954 --> 00:03:27,247 If it means that much to you, I'll get rid of Bob. 47 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:29,124 Thank you. 48 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:33,045 It's so weird you think he's so gross, yet you're willing to eat his crackers. 49 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:42,471 - Hello. - Hello. 50 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:45,349 Gavin, I just want to say thank you again... 51 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:48,560 ...for watching Emma yesterday during the presentation. 52 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:50,604 I really owe you an apology. 53 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:53,649 - For what? - When we first met, you know... 54 00:03:53,816 --> 00:03:57,319 ...I thought you were pompous and arrogant and obnoxious. 55 00:03:57,570 --> 00:04:00,197 Is this your first apology? 56 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:03,617 No, I just mean, you know, first impressions don't mean anything. 57 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:08,705 And I think you're a really good guy. And I'm sorry that I misjudged you. 58 00:04:08,873 --> 00:04:11,250 - Morning. - Hello. 59 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:14,586 But you know what? Hey, new day, new leaf. 60 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:18,423 I am just really, really happy... 61 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:22,719 I'm sorry. Obviously, Heather's ass has something more important to say... 62 00:04:22,887 --> 00:04:25,681 ...so I'll just wait till it's finished. 63 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:28,100 - What? - I was giving you an apology... 64 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,269 ...and you were totally checking her out. 65 00:04:30,478 --> 00:04:34,439 I wasn't checking her out. I'm in fashion. I was looking at her skirt. 66 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:39,236 Or was it pants? I didn't really see what happened below the ass area. 67 00:04:40,154 --> 00:04:42,698 Wow, you are really... You're really a creep. 68 00:04:42,865 --> 00:04:44,992 What do you even care if I was looking at her? 69 00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:46,493 Are you jealous? 70 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:48,370 Oh, yeah. I'm jealous. 71 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:51,873 "Oh, Gavin. Please, please look at my ass." 72 00:04:53,167 --> 00:04:55,669 Stop looking at my ass. 73 00:04:55,837 --> 00:04:58,588 I mean, I just think you are totally inappropriate. Okay? 74 00:04:58,756 --> 00:05:02,134 This is a work environment. She's your subordinate. 75 00:05:02,343 --> 00:05:05,846 But it was okay when you slept with your old assistant, Tag? 76 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:09,266 That is totally different for two reasons. 77 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:12,894 One, I didn't know that you knew that. 78 00:05:14,188 --> 00:05:17,816 And two, I wasn't some creep staring at his ass. 79 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:22,446 We had a... We had a deep, meaningful relationship. 80 00:05:23,197 --> 00:05:25,949 Huh. What was Tag's last name? 81 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,868 It was... 82 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:31,538 Oh, my God. 83 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:35,250 He didn't have a last name. 84 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:41,089 It was just Tag, you know, like Cher or... 85 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:43,925 ...you know, Moses. 86 00:05:45,386 --> 00:05:47,804 But it was a deep, meaningful relationship. 87 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:51,016 You know what? My first impression of you was absolutely right. 88 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:53,977 You are arrogant. You are pompous. Morgan! Morgan! 89 00:05:54,145 --> 00:05:56,938 - Tag's last name was Morgan! Ha! - It was Jones. 90 00:05:57,148 --> 00:05:59,775 What are you, his boyfriend? 91 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:07,783 - Man, I wish I had a nanny like you. - You mean when you were a baby? 92 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,951 Sure. 93 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:14,414 Would you stop staring at her? 94 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:17,125 I wasn't staring. 95 00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:19,711 I was leering. 96 00:06:20,254 --> 00:06:22,130 What's the big deal with her? 97 00:06:22,298 --> 00:06:25,384 Maybe she's attractive in an obvious kind of way. 98 00:06:25,593 --> 00:06:28,887 Yeah, obvious beauty's the worst. 99 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:31,681 You know, when it's right there in your face. 100 00:06:31,849 --> 00:06:34,643 Me, I like to have to work to find someone attractive. 101 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:36,645 Makes me feel like I earned it. 102 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:39,940 Looks like Joey's doing all right with her. 103 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:42,567 Yeah. Hey, that was nice of you guys to back off... 104 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:45,862 ...and let Joey get the girl for once. 105 00:06:47,156 --> 00:06:50,826 - I'm gonna take her to the apartment. - Okay, I'll be home right after work. 106 00:06:50,993 --> 00:06:53,412 - Okay. - Okay, bye, Emma-wemma-demma. 107 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:57,040 I lovey-wovey-dove you. 108 00:06:57,208 --> 00:06:58,542 - Bye. - Bye. 109 00:06:58,709 --> 00:07:01,169 They've elected me to talk to you about the baby talk. 110 00:07:01,337 --> 00:07:03,713 It's not so good. 111 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:06,133 I think it's sweet. 112 00:07:06,342 --> 00:07:08,468 Bye, Emma-wemma! 113 00:07:10,304 --> 00:07:15,308 Hey, listen, Joey. About Molly, I would really prefer if you didn't go after her. 114 00:07:15,518 --> 00:07:16,560 Why not? 115 00:07:16,727 --> 00:07:18,562 Because it took months to find a good nanny. 116 00:07:18,729 --> 00:07:22,566 And I wouldn't want anything to, you know, drive her away. 117 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:24,818 So you think I'm just gonna sleep with her... 118 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:28,280 ...and never call her again, and things are gonna get uncomfortable? 119 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,574 Yeah, that sounds about right. 120 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,785 Come on, there are plenty of other women out there, okay? 121 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:38,915 Just forget about her, okay? She's off-limits. 122 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:42,252 Oh, man. What'd you have to go and say that for? 123 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:46,131 Now that you told me I can't have her, makes me want her even more! 124 00:07:46,924 --> 00:07:49,551 - What are you, a child? - Yes. 125 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:52,179 Look, Joey, come on now. For me, please. 126 00:07:52,346 --> 00:07:57,267 Just try to focus your sexual energy on someone else. 127 00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:59,394 Fine. 128 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,361 Take me home. 129 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:16,036 - Hey, Mikey. - Hey, Pheeb. 130 00:08:16,245 --> 00:08:18,663 - What are you doing? - Setting rattraps. 131 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:23,460 - To kill Bob? - No. No, to test his neck strength. 132 00:08:23,669 --> 00:08:26,922 But no, I don't want to kill him. I thought we were gonna capture him... 133 00:08:27,089 --> 00:08:29,716 ...and, you know, set him free in the countryside... 134 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:31,801 ...where he could meet a friendly possum... 135 00:08:31,969 --> 00:08:34,888 ...and a wisecracking owl. 136 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:38,934 - Okay, okay. I'll throw away the traps. - All right, I'll find Bob. I'll get him. 137 00:08:39,101 --> 00:08:43,230 Bob? Bob? 138 00:08:43,397 --> 00:08:45,815 Robert? 139 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:49,194 Wait, I think I hear him. 140 00:08:50,988 --> 00:08:56,117 Oh, my God! Bob had babies! Bob's a mom! 141 00:08:56,285 --> 00:08:57,869 We'll have to think of a new name. 142 00:08:58,037 --> 00:09:00,497 Oh, I don't know, I kind of like "Bob" for a girl. 143 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,415 No, no. I mean, I'm not sure that we... 144 00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:09,506 Oh, my God. We killed Bob? 145 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:12,342 Well, maybe it wasn't Bob. Maybe it was a mouse. 146 00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:14,886 Susie? 147 00:09:19,141 --> 00:09:21,142 What's up? 148 00:09:22,353 --> 00:09:24,479 Seriously, dude. Three years ago. 149 00:09:26,315 --> 00:09:29,276 Listen, can you do me a favor? I'm gonna be out today. 150 00:09:29,485 --> 00:09:30,860 Can you keep an eye on Joey... 151 00:09:31,028 --> 00:09:33,613 ...make sure nothing happens between him and Molly? 152 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:35,949 - You don't trust him? - Well, no. 153 00:09:36,158 --> 00:09:38,868 Some woman who sounded a lot like Joey called earlier... 154 00:09:39,036 --> 00:09:42,914 ...and asked for her daughter, uh, the "hot nanny." 155 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:46,376 Is this really your long-term plan, for me to run interference? 156 00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:50,213 Because I could get a job any day now. 157 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:53,967 You do appear right on the cusp of something. 158 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:57,345 Look, come on, man. I'm sure he'll lose interest in a week or two... 159 00:09:57,555 --> 00:10:00,015 ...but for now, could you please just do this for me? 160 00:10:00,224 --> 00:10:02,100 Fine, but don't blame me if it doesn't work. 161 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,894 Because you know once Joey sets his mind on something... 162 00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:08,523 ...more often than not, he's going to have sex with it. 163 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:12,652 Well, I mean, we've gotta do something. Okay? 164 00:10:12,820 --> 00:10:16,323 Nannies like her don't grow on trees. 165 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:21,202 - Picturing that tree? - I am, yes. 166 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:31,046 Where you going, Joe? 167 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:37,135 For a walk. 168 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:39,304 Oh, you mind if I join you? 169 00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:44,851 Actually, uh, I'd rather be alone. You know, I really need to organize my thoughts. 170 00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:48,355 Your thoughts? 171 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,357 Plural? 172 00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:55,070 All right, fine. I only have one thought. 173 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,906 It's about the hot nanny. I gotta see her. 174 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:02,452 - I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Joe. - Now you're telling me I can't see her? 175 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:07,123 You guys are killing me. She's forbidden fruit. It's like, like... 176 00:11:07,291 --> 00:11:11,086 Like she's the princess and I'm the stable boy. 177 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:14,673 Why are you doing this, huh? 178 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,092 Did Ross tell you not to let me go over there? 179 00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:20,011 Yes, as a matter of fact, he did. So I can't let you go. 180 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:24,057 Huh. Interesting. Now there are obstacles. 181 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,728 Hot nanny and me against the world. 182 00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:31,022 This is the stuff great novels are made of. 183 00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:33,817 - Great novels? - Fine. Mediocre porn. 184 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,824 - Gavin Mitchell's office. - Rachel Green's office. 185 00:11:40,991 --> 00:11:42,534 Give me that phone. 186 00:11:43,994 --> 00:11:47,414 Hello, this is Rachel Green. How can I help you? 187 00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:52,752 Uh-huh. Okay, then. I'll pass you back to your son. 188 00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:56,756 Hey, Mom. No, that's just my secretary. 189 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:02,846 Um, excuse me, Gavin. I have a question I need to ask you. 190 00:12:03,013 --> 00:12:06,057 Mom, I'll call you later. Yeah. 191 00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:09,728 - Yes? - If you like looking at butts so much... 192 00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:13,356 ...why don't you just go look in a mirror? 193 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:15,650 Thank God you finally said that. 194 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:19,112 I saw you make a note on your pad three hours ago. 195 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:24,534 - Man, I really bug you. Don't I? - Oh, no. Please... 196 00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:26,536 ...I don't care about you enough to bug me. 197 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:30,206 In fact, from now on, I'm going to take the high road... 198 00:12:30,374 --> 00:12:33,877 ...and I'm going to be very, very nice to you, you mama's boy... 199 00:12:34,044 --> 00:12:35,378 ...starting right now. 200 00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:39,090 - Hey, Rach. - Hi. 201 00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:41,092 - Ready for your birthday lunch? - I am. 202 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:44,345 But first, Monica, I would like to introduce you... 203 00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:47,682 ...to my very talented colleague and more importantly... 204 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:50,685 ...my wonderful friend, Gavin Mitchell. 205 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,687 - Pleased to meet you. - Pleased to meet you. 206 00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:54,397 Are you coming to Rachel's party? 207 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:57,984 Oh, no, no, no. Gavin can't. He already has plans... 208 00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,612 ...most likely with his mother. 209 00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:05,533 I don't mind. I'll cancel them. I would never miss my secretary's birthday. 210 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:11,790 Why did you invite him? I can't stand that guy. 211 00:13:11,999 --> 00:13:14,459 - You were being so nice to him. - I was faking it. 212 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,461 Can't you tell when I'm being fake? 213 00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:20,089 Hey, Mr. Phillips. Nice suit. 214 00:13:20,257 --> 00:13:23,218 - Right there. That was so fake! - Shh! 215 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,562 Oh, hi. 216 00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:36,773 I still can't believe you invited Gavin. 217 00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:39,734 I mean, he is just the last person I want to see. 218 00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:43,530 You're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time. 219 00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:47,408 God, I hope he doesn't show up. Of course he's not gonna show up, the guy hates me. 220 00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:49,619 - Does he? - What? 221 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:53,122 Maybe he keeps bothering you so much because he likes you. 222 00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:56,000 It's like in first grade when Skippy Lange would push me... 223 00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:58,628 ...because he secretly had a crush on me. 224 00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:02,048 Oh, Monica, you think Skippy liked you? 225 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:05,510 Honey, all those boys had a bet to see if he could knock you over. 226 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:10,640 - She's out. I'm gonna take her home. - Oh, okay. Thank you. 227 00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,851 Bye, sweetheart. 228 00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:18,565 Do you see what all the guys see in her? 229 00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:21,276 Wouldn't kick her out of bed. 230 00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:23,236 No more vodka for me. 231 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,574 Hey, Rach. So can I sing "Happy Birthday" to you now? 232 00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:30,159 - Yeah, sure. - Oh. All right. 233 00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:31,494 Happy birth... 234 00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:35,039 See you later. 235 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,792 Hey, Rach. Somebody got you shoes. 236 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,168 Give me. 237 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:45,758 - Wow. Wow. Oh, my God! - Careful! Careful! 238 00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:48,303 These are my rat babies! 239 00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:54,475 Yeah. We have rat babies now. 240 00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:59,689 Oh, you brought rats to my birthday party? 241 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,817 So this is what a stroke feels like. 242 00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:05,361 Well, I had to bring them. We killed their mother. 243 00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:07,780 They're our responsibility now. 244 00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:09,908 You know, they require constant care. 245 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,910 You should know that, Rachel, you're a mother. 246 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,623 Are you comparing my daughter to a rat? 247 00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:18,791 No. Seven rats. 248 00:15:20,377 --> 00:15:22,670 I think we should take them home. We need to feed them. 249 00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:25,632 Wait, you're gonna leave my party to take care of a box of rats? 250 00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:28,217 Well, I'm sorry, Rachel, but I'm not like you. Okay? 251 00:15:28,385 --> 00:15:31,054 Not everyone can afford help. 252 00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:40,396 Hey, where the hell are Joey and Molly? 253 00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:42,065 I asked you to watch them. 254 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,776 I'm sorry. I got a little preoccupied. 255 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:48,947 Look, we have to stop them before something happens. 256 00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,950 Right behind you, big guy. 257 00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:56,037 So you see, Molly, what people don't understand... 258 00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:59,916 ...is that acting is a discipline. It takes a lot of hard work. 259 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:03,002 - So where'd you study? - Oh, I didn't go to college. 260 00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:09,092 - No, where'd you study acting? - Molly, people don't study acting. 261 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:15,765 Molly, uh, do you mind giving us just a minute? 262 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,226 - Sure. I'll go check on Emma. - Thanks. 263 00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:23,231 Will the stable boy never get the princess? 264 00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:27,735 What do you think you were gonna do, have sex with her here on my couch? 265 00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:31,155 No. The leather sticks to my ass. 266 00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:35,535 This isn't fair. What makes you think I'm gonna sleep with her... 267 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,286 ...and then blow her off, huh? 268 00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:41,708 Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actually like her... 269 00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,876 ...and might want something real? 270 00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:50,466 Look, the truth is I haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel. 271 00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:53,970 Okay? I didn't think I could ever love again. 272 00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,431 - Come on. - Joe. 273 00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:04,647 Hi. Is Molly here? 274 00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:07,025 Uh, yeah, yeah. Come on in. Molly? 275 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:12,739 - Hey. Guys, this is Tabitha. - Hey. 276 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,993 - I'll see you tomorrow. - Okay. 277 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:31,340 Uh, well, Joey, I guess we have no problem. 278 00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:36,304 It's like my favorite fairy tale come true. 279 00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:41,017 The princess, the stable boy and the lesbian. 280 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,773 Okay. Okay, you start preparing the formula... 281 00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:48,649 ...and I'll start changing the box. 282 00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:51,944 And then we gotta put them straight to bed. 283 00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:54,030 When did we become one of those couples... 284 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,699 ...whose lives revolve around their rats? 285 00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:01,037 Well, you know what? They're our responsibility now. 286 00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:04,749 Okay, fine. These rats are our responsibility. 287 00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:07,335 What happens when they mate and there are hundreds? 288 00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:10,505 Mate? They're all brothers and sisters. 289 00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:13,299 Yeah, uh, not such a problem with rats. 290 00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:16,886 No, they're more of a "love the one you're with" kind of animal. 291 00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:19,764 No. Really? 292 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:23,392 Oh, my... Get off your sister! Ew. 293 00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:27,605 Oh, my God. What are we gonna do? 294 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,900 - The... We have seven rats. - Uh-huh. 295 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:33,694 So, what if each of them has seven rats... 296 00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:37,824 ...and then each of those have seven rats? That's like... 297 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:44,038 That's math I can't even do. 298 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,999 What are we gonna do? 299 00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,627 Well, I know this is gonna sound crazy... 300 00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:56,384 ...but we could not let the box of rats ruin our lives. 301 00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:02,014 Yeah, okay. I guess you're right. 302 00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:05,518 All right, so we should just give them away. 303 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:11,649 But to nice families with children and reduced-fat Wheat Thins. 304 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:14,193 Those were Bob's favorites. 305 00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,279 It's gonna be okay. 306 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:21,367 - You must think I'm crazy. - No, I think you're sweet. 307 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,035 Good. 308 00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:24,787 This is just so hard. 309 00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:28,374 It's hard for me to let them go. 310 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:31,711 I guess it just brings back memories, you know... 311 00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:37,550 ...from when I gave birth to my brother's triplets and I had to give them up. 312 00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,975 I haven't told you about that yet, have I? 313 00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:58,279 - Hey. - Hi. 314 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:01,741 Thanks for the party, honey. Should I help you clean up? 315 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:06,078 No way. You had your party. Now I have mine. 316 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,459 - Is everything all right? - I just get bummed... 317 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,127 ...when my birthday's over. 318 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,922 Well, at least you have one thing to be happy about. 319 00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:18,424 - Mm? - That jerk, Gavin, from your office... 320 00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:19,967 ...didn't show up. - Ah. 321 00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:22,220 Yeah, I hate him. 322 00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:27,934 We weren't talking about you. We were... 323 00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:31,729 No. No way to recover. No. Okay. 324 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:37,109 - Fun party. - Well, it was. 325 00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:40,071 And you would have seen it if you didn't show up at... 326 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:45,743 Nine-thirty? God. Ugh, this party was lame. 327 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,829 Again, you're welcome. 328 00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:53,709 - Look, I'll just give you this and go. - Oh, you bought me a present. Why? 329 00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:58,589 Let me explain how birthday parties usually work. There are presents... 330 00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:01,592 ...and a cake, perhaps a fourth or fifth person. 331 00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:05,888 Okay, I, uh... 332 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:09,433 I got you the present to make up for being such a jerk to you. 333 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:15,189 Aw. Well, okay. Well, that's very nice. And you wrote a card. 334 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,567 - "From Gavin." - I really mean it. 335 00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:25,658 Oh. Oh. 336 00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,368 Oh, it's beautiful. 337 00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:29,787 - If you don't mind? Let me. - No. 338 00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:35,334 Well, what do you know, it fits. 339 00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:41,757 See, Gavin. You're capable of being a nice guy. 340 00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:44,010 Why do you give me such a hard time? 341 00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,804 I'm not sure. 342 00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:52,018 Well, Monica seems to think it's because you have feelings for me. 343 00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:54,312 I do have feelings for you. 344 00:21:56,189 --> 00:21:59,358 - You do? - Yes. I feel that you're a little annoying. 345 00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:02,153 See, why? Gavin, why? 346 00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:06,449 Right when I'm about to change my opinion of you, you go and you... 347 00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:12,538 And you do that. 348 00:22:30,557 --> 00:22:35,686 First I was afraid, I was petrified 349 00:22:39,816 --> 00:22:41,150 - Hey. - Hi. 350 00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:43,110 Listen, um, I think I left something here. 351 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:46,614 Oh. Uh, well, somebody left this. Is this yours? 352 00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:48,991 Oh. No, but I like it. 353 00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:53,162 No, I think I left one of my rat babies. 354 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:57,792 Oh. Uh, well, no. I haven't seen it, but if I do, I'll let you know. 355 00:22:57,959 --> 00:23:01,253 Aah! Rat baby! Rat baby! Rat baby! Rat baby! 356 00:23:02,839 --> 00:23:03,881 Maybe that's him. 28813

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