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Dissertation notes... 207,
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on indigenous masks.
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First of I'm thinking
probably at least three visits
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to this particular exhibit.
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Uh, following the suggestion
by Professor K
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to separate out
the different aspects
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to better
recombine them later.
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I'll be limiting
my observations this time
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to the experiential angle
of the masks,
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and focus instead on
the masks as objects,
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or art, or art objects.
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The larger question obviously
being the role
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of the experiential
in the overall function
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of the masks.
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Not just ceremonial,
but expressive, et cetera.
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Maybe, honestly, even just
how it makes you feel.
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You could stand to let yourselffeel some things again, Claudia.
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And, of course,
there's the question of
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immortality, infinite lives.
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But for now, I'm going to try
not to think in those terms
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because of the deliberate
experimental
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compartmentalization.
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Maybe find a better way
to articulate that concept.
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Sidenote.
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And then...
[sighs]
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...just keep
writing essays forever.
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That way you don't have to,
what's the word?
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Live. Be a person.
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Perfect.
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So... masks.
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-[gasps]
-Sorry.
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Sorry. Are you okay?
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[chuckles]
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You saved my life.
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I'm sure you would have
been fine.
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It's not... that big a truck.
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Okay. Still glad I didn't
get run over by it.
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Well, I mean, to each his own.
Or her own.
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Right?
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Well, thank you.
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Today was almost a very bad day.
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A day is what you make it.
Right?
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Sidenote: almost died.
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And met future husband.
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Dum-dum.
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MAN [over P.A.]:
Attention, visitors...
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[indistinct chatter]
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Oh, and, uh, one more for
Evel Knievel here.
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What? No.
No, no, no, no, no.
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-It's too late.-I can't let you buy my ticket.
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Unfortunately, the transaction's
already complete.
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If you reverse it now...
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technically,
you'd be robbing the museum.
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You'd rob a museum?
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My God, you're a monster.
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-[chuckles]
-Enjoy your visit.
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Thank you.
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CLAUDIA:
The display part interferes
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in a way since, of course,
this is far from
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the mask's original context.
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Is that something
to take into account
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or specifically not
take into account?
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Possibly already
being too dogmatic
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about this
compartmentalization thing.
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Are they terrifying,
or are they funny?
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And how much of both
of those reactions is
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internalized cultural bias?
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-Are you writing a book?
-Jesus!
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I'm-I'm sorry.
I'm sor-- I did it again.
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No, no. Thank God for you
sneaking up behind me.
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Okay. I think
that's a good thing, or...
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Sorry, not sneaking.
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Just for the record,
I'm not sure that I... snuck.
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Um, I-I don't--I don't think I said thank you.
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I'm pretty sure you did.
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-Did I?
-Yeah.
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It's so embarrassing,
walking in front of a truck.
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And talking into
my dumb phone, too.
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I must have looked like
a pretentious idiot.
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No, no, you looked like
a very smart...
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pretentious person.
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I mean, who am I to judge?
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Hey, look, I probably look
like I'm showing off, right?
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Carrying around, like,
half a tree here.
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But honestly,
I love this book so much,
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I don't care what anyone thinks.
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This author's amazing.
He's got this...
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really unique ability
to make the reader feel like
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there's no line between
the rational mind
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and the most profound depths
of the heart.
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And now I'm doing it.
Look at, you got me doing it.
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I'm-I'm out-pretentiousing you.
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Yeah, yeah, a hundred percent.
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Look, it's just fiction, right?
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It's no higher or lower
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than any other form
of entertainment.
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I mean, people used to think
that the novel was trash.
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Yeah, they used to say,
"That's not literature."
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Were they wrong,
or are we wrong?
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Or is nobody wrong?
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Actually...
[laughs]
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What?
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There's a-- there's a really
great quote about that
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in this book, um...
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"What is wrong in the end
which never comes, or..."
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There's a-a line break.
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"...which comes again and again,lap-lap-lapping, like waves?"
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Wow.
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You memorized that, huh?
You're a memorizer?
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Yeah.
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Hmm, good to know.
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Starting to form a picture here.
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[chuckles]
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Well, since you loved
that one so much,
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you want to hear another?
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I don't.
Specifically not.
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Nobody usually lets me
get through one quote,
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so I thought I might kind of
press my luck.
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Okay, yeah. Go ahead.
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Okay, "Absurdity is
the too-true truth.
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A truth so true,
we put it in quarantine."
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Hold on. Wait a minute.
Yanofsky?
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What? Oh, Yanofsky?
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Oh, no. What did he do?
Did he--
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Is he canceled? You know what,
I don't like him anymore.
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Retroactively,
I never liked him.
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No, he's not canceled.
It's just so random for you.
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I specifically love that quote.
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That specific part of the
speech, the speech he gave...
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At the Nobel.
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Yeah.
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"Because at root, we do know
life's value lies
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not in its length
or its depths..."
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Ooh, a fellow memorizer.
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It is just so weird that
that's the quote
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you pulled out of the air.
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Exactly that quote.
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You know, you've got this
really interesting, um...
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energy.
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-You know?
-Yeah?
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Yeah, it's like you're
one day old
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and a thousand years old
at the same time.
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I don't know.
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You, you. You're blowing
my mind right now.
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It's funny you should
say that, though.
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Um, my dissertation's about--
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That-That's why I'm dictating.
I'm writing a dissertation.
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Oh, okay, got it.
Indigenous masks?
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Yeah. Specifically,
questions of reincarnation.
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New lives, old lives.
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And what is it aboutthose ideas that interests you?
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I mean, I only ask because
it feels like
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it means more to you
than just something you study.
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Well, I'm studying it
because I like it.
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But...
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Mm, lately
I've been feeling like...
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You know when you,
you've been really sick,
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and then you feel better,
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and you look at the sky?
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You know, like, the cloudsin the sky, or birds in the sky.
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And you get this feeling like...
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Like a new beginning?
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[laughs softly]
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That's exactly what
I was going to say.
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[laughs]:
I know the feeling well.
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Check this out.
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[children shouting, laughing]
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Masks.
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Maybe this could help
with your dissertation.
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This guy's name is Bob Johnson.
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-Do you know Bob Johnson?
-No.
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"Hi, I'm Dan Thompson."
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[laughs]:
So stupid.
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-I want you to meet a close,
personal friend of mine.
-[watch beeps]
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This is Karl-Sly
Richterfurchten.
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-Hang on.
-[chuckles]
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-You almost hit the lady.
-No, I didn't.
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-You're gonna be in trouble.
-MOM: Boys!
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-What do you think you're doing?-He started it.
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-He said I couldn't...
-I do not care what anybody
said about anything.
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You do not throw things.
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What have I told you
about horseplay?
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You might say that Claudia Kinghas found herself
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on a kind of blind date.
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One set up not by friend,
family or coworker.
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This is a match neithermade in Heaven nor the Internet,
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but in the far darker web
of The Twilight Zone.
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[The Twilight Zonetheme
playing]
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NARRATOR: You're traveling
through another dimension,
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a dimension not only of
sight and sound but of mind.
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It is the middle ground
between light and shadow,
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between science
and superstition.
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And it lies between
the pit of one's fears
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and the summit
of one's knowledge.
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You are now traveling through
a dimension of imagination.
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You've just crossed over
into The Twilight Zone.
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Don't you love this place?
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Only problem is, it makes me
miss New York, you know?
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-The Museum of Natural History.-Oh, man,
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that museum was so important
to me growing up.
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Wait, are you from New York?
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No, but in my head it was like
we went in every weekend.
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The squid and the whale.
The dinosaur bones.
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Planetarium.
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Yeah, but for some weird reason,
my favorite thing was
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that giant cross section
of dirt.
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Remember? It had, like,
a little earthworm in it.
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Oh, my God, that-that dirt
was my favorite
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when I was a little girl.
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No shit?
Are you messing with me?
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No. It was.
[laughs]
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How do you still surprise me?
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-Huh?
-Uh, sorry. I interrupted you.
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You were saying something about,
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um, masks and infinite lives,
and...
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Did you? Oh, um, I don't know.
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I mean, I could go on for hours
about it, but, um...
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Wait, hold on.
I don't even know your name.
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What-What's your name?
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It's Marc. With a C.
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[stifled laugh]
I'm sorry...
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Wow. Okay.
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I wasn't ready for this level
of unmodulated ridicule.
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No, I'm sorry, it's just, um...
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[laughs] I-I had a crush
on a boy named Marc
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in the seventh grade,
spelled with a C.
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-Okay.
-Nothing ever happened.
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He-he didn't go to my school.
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I don't even think
we ever even met.
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But, um, I have this very vividmemory of telling my girlfriends
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that I thought the C was sexy.
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-Wow.
-Yeah. Um...
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And I can still hear them
laughing at me.
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-Oh.
-It was so brutal.
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-That is brutal.
-[chuckles]
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I love that story.
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It's one of those things
where you look back
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and it's so embarrassing,
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but you also sort of love
yourself for it?
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-Right?
-[laughs]
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Like, you finally
have compassion
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for that younger, innocent moronyou used to be.
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We don't let ourselves feel
that way too often, do we?
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I mean, you know,
compassionate for ourselves.
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But it's nice when it happens,
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when we slip through
our own defenses.
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-My name's Claudia.
-Right.
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-[watch beeping]
-Right-- Yeah, no. Right on.
251
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:35,363
Uh, do you want some gum?
252
00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:37,321
Why? Do I need gum?
253
00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:40,107
No. Just thought that...
you might like some.
254
00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:43,850
No?
255
00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:52,075
-Speaking of the Museum
of Natural History...
-Wait, how did you--?
256
00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:55,296
I used to fantasize about
getting in that giant canoe
257
00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:57,472
at the Museum
of Natural History.
258
00:12:57,515 --> 00:13:00,475
Uh, me-me, too.
259
00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:04,348
Very specifically, that was amajor childhood fantasy of mine.
260
00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:05,654
No way.
261
00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:07,656
-[chuckles]
-Ah, well, then,
262
00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:09,092
we got to do it.
263
00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:10,267
Do what?
264
00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:11,834
Well, get in the canoe.
265
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:13,705
Yeah, I wish.
266
00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:16,578
Your wish, my command,
and so forth.
267
00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:18,493
-Wait...
-Oh.
268
00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:19,886
-Oh, oh. Oh, oh.
-Marc.
269
00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:22,802
Marc, don't. Dude.
270
00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:24,238
It's not real, it's a replica.
271
00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:25,674
I know it's a replica.
272
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:27,371
I'd stop you
if it wasn't a replica.
273
00:13:27,415 --> 00:13:30,592
But the guard is right there.
274
00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:32,594
She's not looking.
275
00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:34,378
She could turn around
at any second.
276
00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:37,251
Yeah, but I don't think
she's going to.
277
00:13:37,294 --> 00:13:40,645
Look, if we stay reasonably
quiet and she looks over here
278
00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,430
even once in the next
five minutes,
279
00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:45,650
I will personally give you
a thousand dollars. Okay?
280
00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:48,958
-[sputters] Oh, my... Marc.
-Oh. Oh, oh...
281
00:13:52,048 --> 00:13:53,441
Come on.
282
00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:57,140
You only live
however many times, right?
283
00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:59,229
Come on.
284
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:07,977
What are you doing? Get down.
285
00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:10,023
-I'm telling you,
she's not gonna look.
-Get down.
286
00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:12,721
CLAUDIA [whispers]:
You're crazy.
287
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:14,549
-This...
-You got to get
outside your head.
288
00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:16,029
Live a little.
289
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:18,205
Ahoy, matey.
290
00:14:18,248 --> 00:14:20,990
We are in the canoe,
ship to shore...
291
00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:23,427
[both laugh]
292
00:14:23,471 --> 00:14:24,864
-All right...
-[shushes]
293
00:14:24,907 --> 00:14:26,909
[whispers]:
I want my thousand dollars.
294
00:14:26,953 --> 00:14:28,128
Well, if you want
your thousand dollars,
295
00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:29,433
what are you doing down here?
296
00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:32,349
You should be up there
testing it.
297
00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:39,487
I really did dream of this.
298
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:42,142
I know. You told me.
299
00:14:45,754 --> 00:14:51,542
Hiding from the guard
in the canoe, with...
300
00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:54,632
-a boy.
-Oh.
301
00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:57,853
What boy?
302
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,029
I don't know.
303
00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:03,598
Was it the other
"Marc with a C"?
304
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:05,687
[laughs]
305
00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:19,222
What are you?
306
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,572
What are you talking about?
307
00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:24,097
There's a trick.
308
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:25,620
There has to be.
309
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:28,666
-Oh, yeah?
-How could you possibly know
310
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:31,017
that the guard
wasn't gonna turn around?
311
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:34,020
How could you know that the guywas gonna drop his gum?
312
00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:38,067
You have a secret.
313
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:39,895
Do I?
314
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,942
You do have a secret.
315
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,465
What's your secret?
316
00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:47,424
-Tell me your secret.
-Ow. [laughs]
317
00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:53,865
You have to tell me,
before any funny business.
318
00:15:53,909 --> 00:15:56,042
Funny business?
319
00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:59,001
Yeah.
[chuckles]
320
00:16:04,311 --> 00:16:07,314
Okay. But, uh, first,
let's get on dry land.
321
00:16:07,357 --> 00:16:09,533
No. No, no, no.
322
00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:11,753
Marc, tell me your secret.
323
00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,842
-[whispers]: Marc.
-Oh, is this a rotunda?
324
00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:17,063
No... Marc.
325
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:21,023
[sound effect of birds chirping]
326
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,373
Want to get naked?
The security camera's broken.
327
00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:26,333
Marc, if you don't tell me
your secret, I swear to God...
328
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:29,771
What are you gonna do?
329
00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:33,340
I'm-I'm gonna kick your ass.
330
00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:35,646
Oh, shit.Well, I better do what you say.
331
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:37,474
[chuckles]:
Uh, yeah, that's right.
332
00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:41,000
I guess I haven't been
entirely honest with you.
333
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,958
Okay.
334
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,133
[grunts]
335
00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:48,703
You haven't met me, but...
336
00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:51,401
[chuckles]
I've met you.
337
00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:55,318
Literally what does that mean?
338
00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:57,190
Exactly what I said.
339
00:16:57,233 --> 00:17:00,845
No, you... No, you can't answera question with a riddle.
340
00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:03,239
[laughs]:
Sorry.
341
00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:07,417
I-I-- Like, h-how do you know
all of this, all this stuff?
342
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:11,987
How did you catch that bottle?
343
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:14,859
Did you know that I was gonna
get hit by that truck?
344
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,909
Are you magic?
345
00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:25,044
Uh, kind of. Yeah.
346
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:30,440
The reason I know all this is...uh, well, I know everything.
347
00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:32,138
Okay.
348
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:35,619
I know that you and I
are the same.
349
00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:37,317
On a very deep level.
350
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:42,235
I know that we both
long to be free.
351
00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:45,499
I know, I know.
We live very blessed lives.
352
00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:49,764
Like, the top one percent
luckiest Homo sapiensever.
353
00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:52,027
It's literally not
an exaggeration.
354
00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:54,638
Inside...
355
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,599
...we're caged.
356
00:18:00,688 --> 00:18:02,951
That's why you're so fascinatedwith reincarnation, right?
357
00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:04,909
It's another chance
to start over, you know?
358
00:18:04,953 --> 00:18:06,998
Outside the cage.
359
00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:11,568
I know that you're afraid
that you only like assholes.
360
00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:15,094
'Cause a lot of guysyou've liked have been assholes.
361
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:17,139
And that's a thing, you know?
362
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:18,793
Women can be attracted
to assholes.
363
00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:20,403
It signals confidence.
364
00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:23,624
But I think that's it, right?
That's what it is.
365
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:24,755
You're attracted
to the confidence.
366
00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,279
You don't like assholes.
367
00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:28,019
You just like people
who know who they are.
368
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:36,245
You know, I think this
is my favorite work of art.
369
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:37,594
It really captures something.
370
00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:39,509
You know?
The power, the dominance.
371
00:18:39,553 --> 00:18:42,773
The way that bird is crushing
the people beneath his feet.
372
00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:48,344
It's almost exactly
the opposite of that.
373
00:18:48,388 --> 00:18:50,912
The raven's saving them.
Freeing them.
374
00:18:50,955 --> 00:18:52,914
Coaxing them into the world.
375
00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:54,176
Huh.
376
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,614
Well, you know what?
377
00:18:57,658 --> 00:19:00,443
I used to live in a clam,
and in retrospect,
378
00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:03,054
-the birds were
super helpful, so...
-[laughs]
379
00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:04,708
Yeah, you might be
onto something there.
380
00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:07,233
[laughs]:
So stupid.
381
00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:09,713
Marc.
[sighs]
382
00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:11,846
Okay.
383
00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:16,155
Almost everything
you're saying, I'm like,
384
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:19,680
"Yes, totally,
you're speaking my language."
385
00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:23,205
But to be honest,
386
00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:25,294
I mean, you're also
kind of freaking me out.
387
00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:28,036
I'm sorry. Shit.
388
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:30,865
You have to tell me
what's going on.
389
00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:34,564
Yeah. Look, I said I'd be honestwith you, so, uh,
390
00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:36,653
here it goes.
391
00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:38,786
[chuckles]
392
00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:41,397
Um...
393
00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:44,487
I've been working
on this date for...
394
00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:46,228
well, I don't even know
how long.
395
00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:48,796
I've done all this before.
396
00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:51,320
Many times.
397
00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:53,192
I don't really know how many.
398
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:54,845
I don't know-- the number
of tries is probably somewhere
399
00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:57,979
-in the triple digits by now.
-"Tries"?
400
00:19:58,022 --> 00:20:00,982
[exhales]:
Uh...
401
00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:04,420
Look, this is gonna
sound crazy, but...
402
00:20:04,464 --> 00:20:10,121
every time I go to sleep,
or... w-- die...
403
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:16,519
...I wake up, this morning,
and start all over again.
404
00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:21,872
[laughs]
I...
405
00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:32,666
For you, for everyone else inthe world, as far as I can tell,
406
00:20:32,709 --> 00:20:34,885
it's the first time
today's happened.
407
00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:37,888
-But for me...
-You're stuck
in a time loop, yeah.
408
00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:40,543
-Happened to my cousin once.
-[laughs]
409
00:20:40,587 --> 00:20:44,068
Trust me when I sayI knew you wouldn't believe me.
410
00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:47,158
Oh, yeah, sorry,
I-I just have this thing
411
00:20:47,202 --> 00:20:49,465
where whenever somebody tells methey're stuck in a time loop,
412
00:20:49,509 --> 00:20:51,032
I get all cynical about it.
I don't know why.
413
00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:52,468
-[watch beeping]
-I guess I just...
-Okay.
414
00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:53,948
Your best friend growing up
was named Sally,
415
00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:55,819
even though she was mean to you.
416
00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:57,908
This guy over here
is about to sneeze.
417
00:20:57,952 --> 00:21:01,956
-[sneezes]
-You have a recurring dream
about overflowing toilets.
418
00:21:01,999 --> 00:21:05,351
-Two more sneezes and then the
sun's gonna go behind a cloud.
-[sneezing]
419
00:21:05,394 --> 00:21:07,135
One time your dad
kicked a hole in the wall
420
00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:09,311
and it felt like
the end of the world.
421
00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:10,530
You'd never admit it to anyone,
422
00:21:10,573 --> 00:21:12,923
but you used
to call yourself a poet.
423
00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:15,230
You still have a soft spot
for some of those poems.
424
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:18,102
It's Ned, right?
How's your nephew feeling?
425
00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:20,061
Uh, yeah, much better, thanks.
426
00:21:20,104 --> 00:21:21,889
Looks like he's gonna
be all right.
427
00:21:21,932 --> 00:21:23,804
-Do we know each other?
-No.
428
00:21:23,847 --> 00:21:25,893
Your first kiss was Johnny
Driver at Wataka Summer Camp.
429
00:21:25,936 --> 00:21:27,677
You know all the lyrics
to "We Didn't Start the Fire"
430
00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:29,462
and "Kokomo."
431
00:21:29,505 --> 00:21:31,420
As a kid, you used to secretlylook at your grandpa's
Playboys.
432
00:21:31,464 --> 00:21:33,117
You still feel a little
weird about that.
433
00:21:33,161 --> 00:21:34,989
Last night you had a dream
about moving out
434
00:21:35,032 --> 00:21:36,556
of your college dorm,
but you hadn't packed yet.
435
00:21:36,599 --> 00:21:38,122
Okay, dude, what the fuck?!
436
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:39,602
I know all of this
because I've had
437
00:21:39,646 --> 00:21:42,344
a thousand conversations
with you over a thousand days.
438
00:21:42,388 --> 00:21:45,216
Or one day
over a thousand times.
439
00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:47,044
I'm the world's foremost
leading expert on today.
440
00:21:47,088 --> 00:21:48,263
I've lived it over
and over again.
441
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,656
I know it inside and out.
442
00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:55,096
But it's not so bad.
443
00:21:55,139 --> 00:21:57,359
I pretty much do
whatever I want.
444
00:21:57,403 --> 00:22:01,058
Not to mention the fact that,
since it keeps resetting...
445
00:22:02,756 --> 00:22:05,019
...nothing really counts.
446
00:22:05,062 --> 00:22:06,760
So life without consequence.
447
00:22:06,803 --> 00:22:09,240
You know, life...
outside the cage.
448
00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:14,637
But that's the thing, I don't
want to do whatever I want.
449
00:22:14,681 --> 00:22:16,335
There's only one thing I want.
450
00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:19,120
There's only one thing
I care about anymore.
451
00:22:19,163 --> 00:22:21,992
There's a whole universe,
Claudia, right here.
452
00:22:22,036 --> 00:22:24,386
And the only thing
that matters in it
453
00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:27,258
is you and me.
454
00:22:30,479 --> 00:22:32,873
So...
455
00:22:37,747 --> 00:22:40,489
...this is the first time
I've met you.
456
00:22:42,143 --> 00:22:45,712
Um, but for you, it...
457
00:22:45,755 --> 00:22:47,540
it's like the millionth
in a row?
458
00:22:47,583 --> 00:22:49,455
[watch beeping]
459
00:22:49,498 --> 00:22:50,891
More or less.
460
00:22:50,934 --> 00:22:53,937
But then, that means...
461
00:22:53,981 --> 00:22:57,158
Sorry, there's gonna be, like,
a noisy helicopter here.
462
00:22:57,201 --> 00:23:00,117
[helicopter passes overhead]
463
00:23:02,642 --> 00:23:03,860
Okay, sorry.
You were saying
464
00:23:03,904 --> 00:23:06,863
millionth in a row?
465
00:23:06,907 --> 00:23:08,996
[exhales sharply]
466
00:23:20,877 --> 00:23:25,708
Th-The thing I'm having
a little trouble
467
00:23:25,752 --> 00:23:27,710
wrapping my mind around...
468
00:23:27,754 --> 00:23:30,234
You know what,
I wouldn't even try.
469
00:23:30,278 --> 00:23:33,194
Trust me,
I've had plenty of time,
470
00:23:33,237 --> 00:23:35,544
and the best I can
come up with is
471
00:23:35,588 --> 00:23:38,242
there are some puzzles that
weren't meant to be solved.
472
00:23:38,286 --> 00:23:41,942
No. I mean, sure, but th-that'snot what I'm talking about.
473
00:23:41,985 --> 00:23:44,945
I'm-I'm talking about how...
474
00:23:44,988 --> 00:23:47,295
you-you've had time to practice.
475
00:23:47,338 --> 00:23:49,384
-Uh, yeah. [chuckles]
-[watch beeps]
476
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,342
Nothing but. In fact...
477
00:23:51,386 --> 00:23:52,822
check it out.
478
00:23:52,866 --> 00:23:55,216
I love this guy.
[laughs]
479
00:23:55,259 --> 00:23:59,220
We have this whole, uh,
commedia dell'arte routine
480
00:23:59,263 --> 00:24:00,526
worked out;
you're gonna love this.
481
00:24:02,049 --> 00:24:04,312
What's the deal with the watch?
482
00:24:04,355 --> 00:24:06,227
Uh...
483
00:24:10,884 --> 00:24:13,843
I said I was gonna
tell you the truth.
484
00:24:13,887 --> 00:24:16,933
This hot little number
holds up to
485
00:24:16,977 --> 00:24:18,282
50 separate alarms.
486
00:24:18,326 --> 00:24:19,675
So every time I start over,
487
00:24:19,719 --> 00:24:21,155
I program in a bunch
of different reminders.
488
00:24:21,198 --> 00:24:25,594
Like, uh, at 3:04 p.m. today,
a bunch of school kids
489
00:24:25,638 --> 00:24:26,987
run through here.
490
00:24:27,030 --> 00:24:29,163
I don't want to look at my watchevery 15 seconds,
491
00:24:29,206 --> 00:24:30,817
so when the alarm goes off
at 3:03,
492
00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:32,079
I know that's a minute away.
493
00:24:32,122 --> 00:24:34,168
You don't have to see
the whole clown act,
494
00:24:34,211 --> 00:24:37,301
but my intel on George here
is still good for one thing.
495
00:24:37,345 --> 00:24:38,302
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
496
00:24:38,346 --> 00:24:39,303
What are you doing?
497
00:24:39,347 --> 00:24:40,870
Marc.
498
00:24:40,914 --> 00:24:43,133
[chuckles]
499
00:24:43,177 --> 00:24:44,744
He's not gonna turn around.
500
00:24:44,787 --> 00:24:46,397
Marc, put it back.
501
00:24:46,441 --> 00:24:48,095
You know, we can actually make
a surprising amount of noise.
502
00:24:48,138 --> 00:24:49,357
[vocalizing]
503
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:52,534
Marc, that's an artifact
504
00:24:52,578 --> 00:24:54,710
with meaning to some people;
put it back.
505
00:24:54,754 --> 00:24:57,974
Whoa, where was this thing
on the canoe, huh?
506
00:24:58,018 --> 00:24:59,889
Old Georgie Porgie's
hard of hearing.
507
00:24:59,933 --> 00:25:01,021
[quietly]:
Georgie Porgie?
508
00:25:03,763 --> 00:25:06,069
-[gasps]
-Home run.
509
00:25:06,113 --> 00:25:08,028
See, I knew you wouldn't
mind me doing that.
510
00:25:08,071 --> 00:25:10,117
A lot of people, they wouldn't
get that's a joke, but...
511
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:13,512
I just know you so well.
512
00:25:13,555 --> 00:25:15,905
Plus, I've tried it before.
513
00:25:15,949 --> 00:25:18,560
See, that's what
I'm talking about.
514
00:25:18,604 --> 00:25:19,866
Yeah, that's what
I'm talking about.
515
00:25:19,909 --> 00:25:22,869
No, I mean about practice.
516
00:25:22,912 --> 00:25:24,479
Oh, right.
517
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,176
Well, look, this might sound
a little weird
518
00:25:26,220 --> 00:25:28,135
for me to say, but...
519
00:25:30,093 --> 00:25:31,312
...I'm kind of the perfect guy.
520
00:25:31,355 --> 00:25:33,662
I mean, if I ever
make a mistake,
521
00:25:33,706 --> 00:25:37,187
I can just go back
and try it again.
522
00:25:38,275 --> 00:25:39,146
[horn blares]
523
00:25:39,189 --> 00:25:40,364
[owl hoots]
524
00:25:40,408 --> 00:25:43,280
-[timer dings]
-Practice makes perfect,
525
00:25:43,324 --> 00:25:47,589
so you practice.
526
00:25:47,633 --> 00:25:49,330
Oh, shit.
Hey. Hey!
527
00:25:49,373 --> 00:25:50,940
Hey.
528
00:25:51,941 --> 00:25:53,682
Did you see that truck?
529
00:25:53,726 --> 00:25:56,293
It almost hit you.
530
00:25:56,337 --> 00:25:59,209
Okay...
531
00:25:59,253 --> 00:26:01,342
It can be a lot of practice.
532
00:26:02,430 --> 00:26:04,040
[horn blares]
533
00:26:04,084 --> 00:26:05,999
[timer dings]
534
00:26:06,042 --> 00:26:07,827
Oh, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
535
00:26:07,870 --> 00:26:09,350
Hey. Hey!
536
00:26:09,393 --> 00:26:11,482
-Watch out!
-[tires screeching]
537
00:26:13,049 --> 00:26:15,704
Jesus Christ.
538
00:26:15,748 --> 00:26:17,576
But you practice...
539
00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:18,620
DRIVER:What the hell's wrong with you?
540
00:26:18,664 --> 00:26:20,666
...and you practice.
541
00:26:21,754 --> 00:26:23,016
[horn blares]
542
00:26:23,059 --> 00:26:24,757
[timer dings]
543
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,062
And eventually...
544
00:26:27,542 --> 00:26:29,022
I got you.
545
00:26:30,066 --> 00:26:32,721
[people gasping]
546
00:26:34,418 --> 00:26:35,376
[timer dings]
547
00:26:35,419 --> 00:26:38,248
...you do make perfect.
548
00:26:38,292 --> 00:26:41,643
So, basically, you've been
tricking me this whole time.
549
00:26:43,166 --> 00:26:44,690
Tricking you?
550
00:26:44,733 --> 00:26:45,865
No, I-I don't think
you understand.
551
00:26:45,908 --> 00:26:48,084
This has all been for you.
552
00:26:50,826 --> 00:26:53,786
Okay, I...
553
00:26:53,829 --> 00:26:56,092
I think I do understand.
554
00:26:57,703 --> 00:26:59,487
Look, you have no way
of knowing
555
00:26:59,530 --> 00:27:00,923
how much work
I've put into this,
556
00:27:00,967 --> 00:27:02,229
how many iterations.
557
00:27:02,272 --> 00:27:04,753
All the tries.
558
00:27:06,450 --> 00:27:07,582
[timer dings]
559
00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,671
What do you think
this guy's name is?
560
00:27:09,715 --> 00:27:11,630
Uh, John Thompson?
561
00:27:11,673 --> 00:27:13,370
[chuckles nervously]
562
00:27:13,414 --> 00:27:15,416
This guy's name is
John Johnson.
563
00:27:17,505 --> 00:27:18,854
Bill Thompson.
564
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:23,293
Phil Thom-Thompson.
565
00:27:23,337 --> 00:27:25,774
-Bob Johnson.
-[laughs]
566
00:27:25,818 --> 00:27:28,559
[chuckles]:
Okay.
567
00:27:28,603 --> 00:27:31,693
It's all about you.
568
00:27:31,737 --> 00:27:34,827
That's all it's ever been.
569
00:27:34,870 --> 00:27:38,569
It's about trying
to get this right.
570
00:27:38,613 --> 00:27:40,180
Getting what right?
571
00:27:40,223 --> 00:27:43,052
Like, what are you trying
to get right?
572
00:27:43,096 --> 00:27:44,706
Why are you doing this?
573
00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:50,669
Because... I love you.
574
00:28:02,811 --> 00:28:04,160
You don't know me.
575
00:28:04,204 --> 00:28:05,727
I don't know you?
576
00:28:05,771 --> 00:28:08,425
I know you better than
anyone has ever known anybody.
577
00:28:08,469 --> 00:28:10,166
I've spent years with you.
578
00:28:10,210 --> 00:28:14,083
Even if that's true,I haven't spent years with you.
579
00:28:14,127 --> 00:28:17,957
Okay, okay, um, look,
you asked me
580
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,437
what I want out of all this.
581
00:28:20,481 --> 00:28:22,048
It's not like I'm trying
to impress you, okay?
582
00:28:22,091 --> 00:28:23,745
I'm not trying to win you over.I've done that.
583
00:28:23,789 --> 00:28:26,748
We've been together many times.
584
00:28:26,792 --> 00:28:28,924
But I'm sorry, it's just--
585
00:28:28,968 --> 00:28:30,926
It's not enough.
It doesn't cut it.
586
00:28:30,970 --> 00:28:34,103
I won't be satisfied with
anything less than all of you.
587
00:28:34,147 --> 00:28:37,585
You also asked me why
today keeps repeating.
588
00:28:37,628 --> 00:28:38,978
No, I didn't.
589
00:28:39,021 --> 00:28:40,762
Yeah, you did.
It was--
590
00:28:40,806 --> 00:28:44,723
I said, like, it's a puzzle
that can't be solved.
591
00:28:44,766 --> 00:28:47,464
If I'm really honest
with myself,
592
00:28:47,508 --> 00:28:49,553
I think it's for you
and me to connect.
593
00:28:49,597 --> 00:28:51,033
I mean, really connect.
594
00:28:51,077 --> 00:28:53,340
And not just through trickery,
not temporarily,
595
00:28:53,383 --> 00:28:55,864
but for real.
596
00:28:55,908 --> 00:28:59,955
That's why I'm being
totally honest with you.
597
00:28:59,999 --> 00:29:02,610
I just...
[sighs]
598
00:29:02,653 --> 00:29:04,220
I just want you to love me.
599
00:29:04,264 --> 00:29:06,745
Marc, I-I just met you.
600
00:29:06,788 --> 00:29:08,790
Yeah, but I didn't just
meet you.
601
00:29:08,834 --> 00:29:11,184
Oh, Claudia, look,
602
00:29:11,227 --> 00:29:13,795
you're gonna have to
take my word for it, okay?
603
00:29:13,839 --> 00:29:14,970
We connect.
604
00:29:15,014 --> 00:29:16,929
We do.
605
00:29:16,972 --> 00:29:18,800
We're meant for each other.
606
00:29:18,844 --> 00:29:21,020
And I can carry that
from one day to the next,
607
00:29:21,063 --> 00:29:22,238
even if you can't.
608
00:29:22,282 --> 00:29:23,718
I can learn, I-I can...
609
00:29:23,762 --> 00:29:25,894
You can manipulate me.
You can lie to me.
610
00:29:25,938 --> 00:29:28,070
That's what you're describing.
611
00:29:28,114 --> 00:29:29,506
You can take advantage of me.
612
00:29:29,550 --> 00:29:31,334
What? No.
What-- That's not it at all.
613
00:29:31,378 --> 00:29:34,729
Um, excuse me.
614
00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,818
What are you gonna do?
You're not gonna make a scene.
615
00:29:36,862 --> 00:29:38,298
You don't have it in you.
616
00:29:41,083 --> 00:29:43,085
What do you want from me?
617
00:29:43,129 --> 00:29:45,609
I just--
618
00:29:45,653 --> 00:29:49,135
I want you to love me
beyond the day.
619
00:29:49,178 --> 00:29:50,701
Not just to fall in love
with me.
620
00:29:50,745 --> 00:29:52,486
I want you to be
in love with me.
621
00:29:52,529 --> 00:29:56,011
So when you see me, it's like,
"Oh, right. You!
622
00:29:56,055 --> 00:29:59,580
Hi, soul mate."
623
00:29:59,623 --> 00:30:03,149
That can't happen,
even if I wanted it to.
624
00:30:03,192 --> 00:30:04,367
Which I don't.
625
00:30:04,411 --> 00:30:05,804
-It can happen.
-No.
626
00:30:05,847 --> 00:30:09,851
No. If... if I'm starting over
every time,
627
00:30:09,895 --> 00:30:12,811
-that's literally impossible.
-Claudia.
628
00:30:12,854 --> 00:30:15,988
You're not listening to me.
629
00:30:16,031 --> 00:30:19,382
What we have, it's real, it's--
630
00:30:19,426 --> 00:30:21,428
I mean, it's magical.
631
00:30:21,471 --> 00:30:24,431
You think I'm why you're
stuck in this time loop?
632
00:30:24,474 --> 00:30:28,000
No. I-- Or yeah, maybe.
I don't know.
633
00:30:28,043 --> 00:30:32,439
It doesn't matter.
The point is, Claudia,
634
00:30:32,482 --> 00:30:34,484
whether I'm in a loop
or out of it...
635
00:30:37,923 --> 00:30:39,750
...I want to spend forever
with you.
636
00:30:39,794 --> 00:30:41,840
Okay, dude, no.
637
00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:45,017
I-I get that this is
a whole romantic
638
00:30:45,060 --> 00:30:47,323
thing for you, but for me,
639
00:30:47,367 --> 00:30:50,326
this whole thing feels
super fucked-up,
640
00:30:50,370 --> 00:30:51,632
to be honest.
641
00:30:51,675 --> 00:30:53,677
I'm sorry if that's not
what you want to hear,
642
00:30:53,721 --> 00:30:56,376
but I need you to know I don't
feel comfortable right now,
643
00:30:56,419 --> 00:30:57,986
like, at all.
644
00:30:58,030 --> 00:31:01,294
Wow.
[chuckles]
645
00:31:01,337 --> 00:31:04,253
There's no romantic moment
that you can't ruin,
646
00:31:04,297 --> 00:31:05,864
is there?
647
00:31:07,430 --> 00:31:10,085
You know, this isn't the first
time I told you I loved you,
648
00:31:10,129 --> 00:31:12,305
but it's the first time
I did it right.
649
00:31:12,348 --> 00:31:14,742
I told you the whole truth,
and look,
650
00:31:14,785 --> 00:31:16,526
you still won't let me in.
651
00:31:16,570 --> 00:31:19,094
[laughs]: It doesn't matter
what I do, does it?
652
00:31:19,138 --> 00:31:21,836
-Listen, dude...
-You're lucky I'm nice.
653
00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:24,491
What's that supposed to mean?
654
00:31:26,972 --> 00:31:29,670
Nothing. I'm kidding.
Just kidding.
655
00:31:29,713 --> 00:31:31,237
So, uh, what should we do?
656
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,979
Where you going? Okay.
657
00:31:36,155 --> 00:31:40,899
Okay. I wish you could just seehow much effort I put into it.
658
00:31:42,596 --> 00:31:43,771
[sighs]
You don't even know.
659
00:31:43,814 --> 00:31:46,861
Like, my name is Mark.
660
00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:48,819
But just regular Mark, with a K.
661
00:31:48,863 --> 00:31:51,257
I knew if I threw
that C action in there,
662
00:31:51,300 --> 00:31:53,520
you'd think of that lame story
from seventh grade.
663
00:31:56,131 --> 00:31:59,874
Do you honestly not see
how fucked-up that is?
664
00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:02,921
"Fucked-up"? What-- I mean,
what does that mean?
665
00:32:02,964 --> 00:32:05,314
What are you saying?
Like, "bad"?
666
00:32:05,358 --> 00:32:07,577
As opposed to "good"?
Let me tell you something.
667
00:32:07,621 --> 00:32:10,841
You live one day a thousand
times, your whole perspective
668
00:32:10,885 --> 00:32:13,844
on the concept of good--
"Look at me, I'm good"--
669
00:32:13,888 --> 00:32:15,150
isn't that just me selfishly
trying to look
670
00:32:15,194 --> 00:32:16,760
like I'm doing the right thing?
671
00:32:16,804 --> 00:32:19,067
Except if you're trying
to manipulate someone.
672
00:32:19,111 --> 00:32:21,983
Then you're wielding
some kind of power?
673
00:32:22,027 --> 00:32:23,637
You're tricking someone
either way.
674
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:26,945
And-and who even came up with
the whole "all power is evil"?
675
00:32:26,988 --> 00:32:30,818
If you think about it, I mean,
what even is evil? [scoffs]
676
00:32:30,861 --> 00:32:34,169
No, you're just so caught up inthis whole worn-out value system
677
00:32:34,213 --> 00:32:36,258
of good and bad,
you can't really see...
678
00:32:36,302 --> 00:32:37,607
Okay, enough
with the freshman philosophy.
679
00:32:37,651 --> 00:32:39,783
This isn't about a value system.
680
00:32:39,827 --> 00:32:41,394
All we are is what we do,
681
00:32:41,437 --> 00:32:43,787
so stop acting
like a fucking creep.
682
00:32:43,831 --> 00:32:45,528
Claudia, Claudia, Claudia,
listen to me.
683
00:32:45,572 --> 00:32:48,140
I know you can see through thisto the truth, to the freedom
684
00:32:48,183 --> 00:32:49,358
-that we both want.
-No, no, no, no.
685
00:32:49,402 --> 00:32:50,751
We-we want different freedoms.
686
00:32:50,794 --> 00:32:52,144
You want the freedom to do
687
00:32:52,187 --> 00:32:53,841
whatever you want
without feeling judged.
688
00:32:53,884 --> 00:32:57,540
I want freedom to not be
harassed and-and menaced.
689
00:32:57,584 --> 00:32:59,499
[chuckles]:
Menaced? What?
690
00:32:59,542 --> 00:33:01,370
I-I know you're not
trying to hurt me.
691
00:33:01,414 --> 00:33:04,678
But if you could just take
a step back and-and see it
692
00:33:04,721 --> 00:33:06,941
-from my perspective.-What about from my perspective?
693
00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,334
-Your perspective?-Yeah, what about all the days,
694
00:33:08,377 --> 00:33:10,118
what about all the tries,
all the effort?
695
00:33:10,162 --> 00:33:11,772
I mean, I've learned things,
Claudia.
696
00:33:11,815 --> 00:33:13,687
I've changed... for you.
697
00:33:13,730 --> 00:33:16,559
This is what I was trying to sayearlier, about practice.
698
00:33:16,603 --> 00:33:18,039
I wasn't, I wasn't there.
699
00:33:18,083 --> 00:33:20,085
Not me. "Me" me, this me.
700
00:33:20,128 --> 00:33:21,738
So you weren't
practicing with me,
701
00:33:21,782 --> 00:33:25,046
like in sports
or play rehearsals.
702
00:33:25,090 --> 00:33:28,484
You were practicing
to do something to me,
703
00:33:28,528 --> 00:33:32,097
like... a terrorist.
704
00:33:32,140 --> 00:33:34,925
If you care about melike you say you care about me,
705
00:33:34,969 --> 00:33:36,927
what am I missing?
706
00:33:36,971 --> 00:33:39,408
Not philosophically. Personally.
707
00:33:39,452 --> 00:33:42,977
I know for a fact
that you've loved me.
708
00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:45,371
That's it?
709
00:33:45,414 --> 00:33:48,026
That's your whole thing?
I-I've loved you?
710
00:33:48,069 --> 00:33:51,116
-Yeah, you even said it once.
-Even if I did,
711
00:33:51,159 --> 00:33:53,857
y-you, you think
you're owed it now?
712
00:33:53,901 --> 00:33:56,077
-Come on...
-No, really.
713
00:33:56,121 --> 00:33:58,862
Y-You think, you-you managed
to get a yes out of me once,
714
00:33:58,906 --> 00:34:02,649
then, what,
it-it's "no backsies" forever
715
00:34:02,692 --> 00:34:03,867
from that point forward?
716
00:34:03,911 --> 00:34:05,217
Obviously not what I'm saying.
717
00:34:05,260 --> 00:34:07,088
I'm another human being, Mark.
718
00:34:07,132 --> 00:34:10,700
-Well, sort of.
-What does that mean?
719
00:34:14,617 --> 00:34:17,142
Well, it's--basically, you aren't even real.
720
00:34:17,185 --> 00:34:21,885
I-I mean, you're real, but after
today's over, I'll just have
721
00:34:21,929 --> 00:34:25,498
another try and then another,
and then everything
722
00:34:25,541 --> 00:34:27,500
that happened here
didn't happen here anymore.
723
00:34:27,543 --> 00:34:30,851
So I guess you could say, in
the realest sense, you aren't.
724
00:34:30,894 --> 00:34:33,506
Think about what you're saying.
725
00:34:33,549 --> 00:34:34,768
Claudia, do you think
there's anything
726
00:34:34,811 --> 00:34:35,899
that I haven't thought about?
727
00:34:35,943 --> 00:34:38,293
If I'm not real,
728
00:34:38,337 --> 00:34:41,818
then... I don't matter.
729
00:34:41,862 --> 00:34:43,603
That could justify anything.
730
00:34:43,646 --> 00:34:45,474
It could, couldn't it?
731
00:34:45,518 --> 00:34:48,521
[chuckles] Here I was,
getting all bent out of shape
732
00:34:48,564 --> 00:34:50,392
because you rejected me again,
733
00:34:50,436 --> 00:34:52,307
even though
I did everything right.
734
00:34:52,351 --> 00:34:55,223
But when I think about it,
it's kind of a net win.
735
00:34:55,267 --> 00:34:57,834
I mean, I've never
gotten this far.
736
00:34:57,878 --> 00:35:01,621
I gained a valuable insight
to the whole thing.
737
00:35:01,664 --> 00:35:05,233
You know, we don't have to wastethe rest of this try.
738
00:35:07,192 --> 00:35:09,150
Don't do anything stupid.
739
00:35:09,194 --> 00:35:11,152
Okay.
[laughs]
740
00:35:11,196 --> 00:35:14,024
I mean, think about it.
What does it even matter?
741
00:35:14,068 --> 00:35:16,636
I've lived this day
a thousand times.
742
00:35:16,679 --> 00:35:18,377
I mean, I'm probably
never gonna stop living it.
743
00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:23,251
So whatever I do to you, I mean,even if I killed you...
744
00:35:23,295 --> 00:35:25,906
There'd just be another you
here tomorrow
745
00:35:25,949 --> 00:35:27,299
who doesn't even know about it.
746
00:35:27,342 --> 00:35:31,564
Oh-- just h-hold on. Um...
747
00:35:31,607 --> 00:35:33,174
What about this me?
748
00:35:33,218 --> 00:35:35,176
I mean, what we do is happening.
749
00:35:35,220 --> 00:35:39,572
Just because you move on from itdoesn't mean that it's not real.
750
00:35:39,615 --> 00:35:42,618
Look, I don't want
to talk about this anymore.
751
00:35:42,662 --> 00:35:44,403
No, Mark, I ju...
752
00:35:44,446 --> 00:35:47,188
I said I don't want to havethis conversation anymore, okay?
753
00:35:47,232 --> 00:35:49,016
Can we change the subject?
754
00:35:49,059 --> 00:35:50,496
Yeah. Know what?
755
00:35:52,411 --> 00:35:54,543
Let's try something
a little different this time.
756
00:35:54,587 --> 00:35:56,458
Help!
757
00:35:56,502 --> 00:35:59,157
-Help! Is anybody there?
-MARK: Claudia...
758
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,898
Come on. No one can
hear you back here.
759
00:36:01,942 --> 00:36:04,162
-Help!-Ah, this place is like a maze.
760
00:36:04,205 --> 00:36:06,338
-Help!
-Boo.
761
00:36:06,381 --> 00:36:08,166
[panting]
762
00:36:10,255 --> 00:36:11,691
[laughs]
763
00:36:11,734 --> 00:36:13,345
You're so predictable.
764
00:36:13,388 --> 00:36:15,608
Funny thing is,
we've never done this before.
765
00:36:15,651 --> 00:36:17,218
I just know you so well.
766
00:36:17,262 --> 00:36:19,699
Whoa! No, no, no, no.
[laughs]
767
00:36:19,742 --> 00:36:21,701
We've never gotten
physical before.
768
00:36:21,744 --> 00:36:23,006
Well, not like this.
769
00:36:23,050 --> 00:36:24,486
-[grunts]
-Asshole!
770
00:36:24,530 --> 00:36:27,794
Oh, no. Not my magical watch.
771
00:36:27,837 --> 00:36:29,448
[laughs]
772
00:36:29,491 --> 00:36:33,103
That's just my cheat sheet.
What else you got?
773
00:36:33,147 --> 00:36:35,671
Mark, you know this is wrong.
774
00:36:35,715 --> 00:36:38,935
Yeah. I probably will feel
pretty bad about this,
775
00:36:38,979 --> 00:36:40,589
for about a hundred days or so.
776
00:36:42,896 --> 00:36:44,811
What? You gonna run?
777
00:36:44,854 --> 00:36:46,856
Run. But just know,
778
00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:51,252
I'm gonna be chasing you down
every single time.
779
00:36:51,296 --> 00:36:54,560
[exhales]
Well, then...
780
00:36:54,603 --> 00:36:57,040
I'm just gonna have to kick
your ass every single time.
781
00:36:57,084 --> 00:36:58,651
[watch clatters]
782
00:37:09,444 --> 00:37:11,011
What do you think
you're gonna do?
783
00:37:11,054 --> 00:37:13,143
I mean, I'm not saying
I'm a god, necessarily,
784
00:37:13,187 --> 00:37:15,755
but I've lived this day
so many times
785
00:37:15,798 --> 00:37:17,974
and in so many different ways,
I'm pretty much
786
00:37:18,018 --> 00:37:20,150
the puppe-fucking-teer
of the universe.
787
00:37:20,194 --> 00:37:23,110
I know you better
than you know yourself.
788
00:37:23,153 --> 00:37:25,112
So I guess the real question is,
789
00:37:25,155 --> 00:37:27,288
what do you think
you're gonna do?
790
00:37:27,332 --> 00:37:29,899
I think I'm...
791
00:37:29,943 --> 00:37:31,510
[exhales]
792
00:37:31,553 --> 00:37:33,990
...I'm gonna kick your ass
back into yesterday.
793
00:37:34,034 --> 00:37:37,820
Oh, okay. Well, you sound
super confident about that.
794
00:37:37,864 --> 00:37:40,388
[laughs]: Look, are you sureyou don't want to just give up?
795
00:37:40,432 --> 00:37:43,391
Right now?
We could have a little fun?
796
00:37:43,435 --> 00:37:46,002
-I mean, this doesn't
have to be a fight.
-Fuck you.
797
00:37:46,046 --> 00:37:48,266
Yeah, I know, that's kind of
what I was thinking.
798
00:37:49,310 --> 00:37:51,312
Look, I'm a man, okay?
799
00:37:51,356 --> 00:37:53,967
I know I'm not supposed
to feel that, right?
800
00:37:54,010 --> 00:37:56,143
I mean, I'm certainly not
supposed to say it.
801
00:37:56,186 --> 00:37:58,580
But the fact of the matter is,
I am a man.
802
00:37:58,624 --> 00:38:01,975
Men dominate. That's what we do.
803
00:38:02,018 --> 00:38:04,238
We always have. Oh, my gosh.
804
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:07,241
I hope that doesn't trigger youor whatever.
805
00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:10,288
But I guess you'll just beuntriggered before you know it,
806
00:38:10,331 --> 00:38:12,681
so, you know,
I'm just gonna start doing
807
00:38:12,725 --> 00:38:14,683
whatever the fuck I want, okay?
808
00:38:15,945 --> 00:38:17,643
Who am I?
809
00:38:19,384 --> 00:38:21,342
I'm the bad guy!
810
00:38:21,386 --> 00:38:22,474
[cackles]
811
00:38:22,517 --> 00:38:24,345
Ooh.
[chuckles]
812
00:38:24,389 --> 00:38:26,347
God, it's the only way
you'll have me.
813
00:38:29,089 --> 00:38:31,091
[exhales]
You don't have to do this.
814
00:38:31,134 --> 00:38:32,962
Oh, I don't? Oh, thank God!
815
00:38:33,006 --> 00:38:34,224
[chuckles]
816
00:38:34,268 --> 00:38:38,228
Look, this is what we're doing.
817
00:38:38,272 --> 00:38:41,841
Tomorrow I'm gonna go back
to being nice again.
818
00:38:41,884 --> 00:38:43,625
But today?
819
00:38:43,669 --> 00:38:46,324
[ร la Bruce Lee]:
Wah... wah...
820
00:38:46,367 --> 00:38:48,326
We're doing this.
[hooting]
821
00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:52,373
Come on, this is exciting.
822
00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:54,027
This is my first time
doing this, too.
823
00:38:55,942 --> 00:38:57,683
I-- it's unfair.
I know you so well.
824
00:38:57,726 --> 00:38:59,728
Tell you what,
we'll make it interesting.
825
00:38:59,772 --> 00:39:01,600
It you can land even one punch,
826
00:39:01,643 --> 00:39:03,253
I will personally
give you a thous...
827
00:39:05,038 --> 00:39:06,822
[shouts]
828
00:39:07,954 --> 00:39:09,651
[chuckles]
829
00:39:09,695 --> 00:39:11,392
Well, that's never gonna work...
830
00:39:13,133 --> 00:39:14,352
[yells]
831
00:39:17,964 --> 00:39:19,531
Oh...
832
00:39:19,574 --> 00:39:21,924
-Fuck!
-Yeah. You done?
833
00:39:21,968 --> 00:39:24,405
-Oh, God.
-Took you how long
to become a god?
834
00:39:24,449 --> 00:39:27,930
-Oh, fuck...
-Puppe-fucking-teer
of the universe?
835
00:39:27,974 --> 00:39:30,368
-[whimpering]
-'Cause I just kicked your ass
836
00:39:30,411 --> 00:39:31,978
on the first try, motherfucker.
837
00:39:32,021 --> 00:39:33,371
Oh, shit.
838
00:39:33,414 --> 00:39:35,373
-[panting]
-Oh, fuck.
839
00:39:35,416 --> 00:39:37,810
-Are you okay?
-Yeah, I'm okay.
840
00:39:37,853 --> 00:39:40,900
GUARD:
Okay, we got him.
Let's get him out of here.
841
00:39:40,943 --> 00:39:42,815
-[laughs]
-Come on.
842
00:39:42,858 --> 00:39:44,817
Get up.
843
00:39:44,860 --> 00:39:46,862
What do you think you achieved?
844
00:39:46,906 --> 00:39:48,516
Besides the obvious?
845
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,431
You're not gonna remember
what happened here today.
846
00:39:50,475 --> 00:39:53,173
But I will.
847
00:39:53,216 --> 00:39:55,654
Look, as soon as I go
to sleep tonight,
848
00:39:55,697 --> 00:39:57,917
I'll be right back here
with other yous.
849
00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:59,353
Yous who don't know
what you know now.
850
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:00,354
Yous who think that the...
851
00:40:02,487 --> 00:40:04,793
Mes who what?
852
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,014
Yeah.
853
00:40:08,057 --> 00:40:10,625
I think they're gonna be able
to handle themselves.
854
00:40:10,669 --> 00:40:12,671
[exhales]
855
00:40:17,763 --> 00:40:20,287
[speaking indistinctly]
856
00:40:31,559 --> 00:40:33,561
[chuckles]
857
00:40:41,134 --> 00:40:43,310
[sighs]
858
00:40:43,353 --> 00:40:46,618
Claudia King will,
like most of us,
859
00:40:46,661 --> 00:40:49,795
proceed directly
to a lifetime of tomorrows,
860
00:40:49,838 --> 00:40:52,450
leaving Mark Wheeler
to spend an eternity
861
00:40:52,493 --> 00:40:54,495
in a prison of his own design:
862
00:40:54,539 --> 00:40:59,500
the inability, no matter
how many tries he's given,
863
00:40:59,544 --> 00:41:02,677
to see beyond himself.
864
00:41:02,721 --> 00:41:06,464
An endless loop
of solitary confinement here
865
00:41:06,507 --> 00:41:08,378
in The Twilight Zone.
866
00:41:14,602 --> 00:41:16,952
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867
00:41:16,996 --> 00:41:19,433
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