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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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>> Pizza Steve: HY-A-A-A-AH!
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HYAH! HYAH!
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HEY-OOH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHOO-HOO!
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PIZZA STEVE, THAT WAS AWESOME!
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>> Pizza Steve: YEAH, WELL, IT
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TOOK ME YEARS OF PRACTICE TO
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MASTER THE FINE MARTIAL ART
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KNOWN AS, I-TA-LIAN KARATE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: AMAZING.
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SAY, CAN YOU, LIKE, BREAK STUFF
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WITH YOUR BARE HANDS?
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>> Pizza Steve: HYAH, HYAH,
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HYAH, HYAH, HYAH!
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OH, YEAH.
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I'VE BROKEN BRICKS, CINDER
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BLOCKS, THE WORLD RECORD FOR
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BEING AWESOME.
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YOU NAME IT, I'VE BROKEN IT.
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HY-A-A-AH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SWEET!
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CAN YOU BREAK MY POPSICLE STICK?
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>> Pizza Steve: YOU BETCHA.
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OF COURSE, IT MIGHT BE
TOO EASY
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FOR ME.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I'VE NEVER
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BROKEN ANYTHING BEFORE, EXCEPT
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WIND.
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>> Pizza Steve: HYAH! HYAH!
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HYA-CH!
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HYAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHOO!
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AMAZING!
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YOU, LIKE, TOTALLY BROKE IT!
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>> Pizza Steve: YEAH, I KNOW.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I'VE NEVER
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SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE
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IN MY LIFE.
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THAT RIGHT THERE IS WHY I BRING
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YOU ON ALL MY SUPER-COOL
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ADVENTURES!
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I HAVE THE MOST RESPECT FOR YOU,
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PIZZA STEVE.
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THE MOST.
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>> Pizza Steve: AW, COME ON,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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THAT WAS NOTHING.
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WAIT TILL YOU SEE MY SUPERKICK!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WELL, ALL THIS
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WATCHING YOU WORK OUT HAS MADE
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ME THIRSTY.
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I NEED A WATER BREAK, BUT I'LL
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BE BACK TO SEE YOUR SUPERKICK IN
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A MINUTE.
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UNH!
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PIZZA STEVE!
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>> Pizza Steve: UNCLE GRANDPA?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M NOT
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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I'M UNCLE GRANDPA FROM THE
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FUTURE.
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>> Pizza Steve: NO WAY.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH WAY, AND
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IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES AND
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39 SECONDS, YOU'RE GONNA DO
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SOMETHING THAT WILL TOTALLY MAKE
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ME LOSE RESPECT FOR YOU.
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>> Pizza Steve: HOLD UP, BRO.
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THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
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'CAUSE YOU WERE JUST IN AWE OF
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MY AWESOME KARATE SKILLS.
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WHAT COULD I POSSIBLY DO THAT
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WOULD BE SO LAME TO MAKE YOU
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LOSE RESPECT FOR ME?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I CAN'T TELL
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YOU.
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THAT WOULD VIOLATE TIME LAW.
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>> Pizza Steve: NO, WAIT.
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STOP PLAYING ME, UNCLE G.!
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WHAT IS IT?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NO.
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I CAN'T EVEN TALK TO YOU RIGHT
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NOW.
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I'M SO DISAPPOINTED.
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[ GRUNTING ]
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.
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I USED TO RESPECT YOU.
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>> Pizza Steve: OH, MAN.
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WHAT COULD I HAVE DONE TO MAKE
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UNCLE G. SO UPSET?
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WHAT IF HE DOESN'T LET ME GO ON
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ANY OF HIS SUPER-COOL ADVENTURES
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ANYMORE BECAUSE OF THIS?
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PIZZA STEVE'S GOT TO BE OUT
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THERE SHOWING HOW AWESOME
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PIZZA STEVE IS!
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DON'T WORRY, PIZZA STEVE.
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YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
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JUST DON'T DISAPPOINT
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UNCLE GRANDPA, AND HE CAN'T
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POSSIBLY LOSE RESPECT FOR YOU.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE,
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I GOT AN IDEA OF HOW TO MAKE
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YOUR SUPERKICK EVEN SUPER-ER!
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SO, YOU SEE THIS TARGET?
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I WANT YOU TO SUPERKICK ME AS
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HARD AS YOU CAN!
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>> Pizza Steve: ALL RIGHT, BUT
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REMEMBER -- YOU ASKED FOR IT.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ Thinking ] WAIT.
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MAYBE THIS IS WHAT
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FUTURE UNCLE G. WAS WARNING ME
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ABOUT.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: READY WHEN YOU
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ARE.
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>> Pizza Steve: GET READY FOR
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THE MOST AWESOME SUPERKICK EVER!
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HY-A-A-A-A-A-A-AH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GROANS ]
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>> Pizza Steve: UNCLE GRANDPA!
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ARE YOU OKAY?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE,
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HOW COULD YOU?
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I'VE LOST ALL RESPECT FOR YOU.
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>> Pizza Steve: [ Thinking ] OH,
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MAN.
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I CAN'T DO THIS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT'S WRONG,
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PIZZA STEVE?
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AREN'T YOU GONNA DO THE
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SUPERKICK?
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>> Pizza Steve: EH!
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IT'S COOL, UNCLE G.
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I'M...A LITTLE BORED OF BEING A
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KARATE MASTER.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WELL, I KNOW
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SOMETHING ELSE YOU CAN IMPRESS
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ME WITH!
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HUAH! HUAH!
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WHY DON'T YOU PLAY ME THAT
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AWESOME SONG YOU'VE BEEN WORKING
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ON?
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>> Pizza Steve: OH, YEAH.
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THIS ONE IS PRETTY MUCH
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CERTIFIED PLATINUM TITANIUM.
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I ALREADY HAVE LIKE 94 MILLION
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PREORDERS FOR THE SINGLE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, WOW,
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PIZZA STEVE!
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I CAN'T WAIT TO BE BLOWN AWAY BY
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YOUR AWESOME GUITAR-PLAYING
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SKILLS!
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>> Pizza Steve: BLOWN AWAY IS
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RIGHT! HA HA!
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[ Thinking ] NO, WAIT.
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WHAT IF...
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[ GUITAR PLAYING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ MOANING ]
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TOO AWESOME!
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[ MOANING CONTINUES ]
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AAH! AAH! AAH!
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AAH! WAAAH!
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>> Pizza Steve: UNCLE G., ARE
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YOU OKAY?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE,
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HOW COULD YOU?!
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I'VE LOST ALL RESPECT FOR YOU.
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>> Pizza Steve: [ Thinking ] OH,
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NO.
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I CAN'T PLAY THIS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT'S WRONG,
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PIZZA STEVE?
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AREN'T YOU GONNA PLAY IT?
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>> Pizza Steve: ON SECOND
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THOUGHT, I JUST DON'T THINK IT'S
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READY FOR THE PUBLIC YET.
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PLUS, I WANT TO REWORK THE
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BRIDGE, ADD A LITTLE SLOW
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ALLEGRO PART AND SOME FLATTED
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SHARPS TO REALLY RAMP UP THE
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ENDING.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH.
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I TOTALLY AGREE.
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SPEAKING OF RAMPING UP...
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WHY DON'T YOU SHOW ME THAT
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AWESOME SPEED-CYCLE JUMP YOU'VE
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BEEN TALKING ABOUT?!
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>> Pizza Steve: NOW WE'RE
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TALKING.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: DON'T FORGET
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YOUR HELMET.
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>> Pizza Steve: THANKS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, MAN, THIS
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IS GONNA BE A
HUGEJUMP!
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I BETTER BACK UP.
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DON'T WANT TO RISK GETTING HIT.
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>> Pizza Steve: YEAH, STAND BACK
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IS RIGHT!
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[ Thinking ] WAIT A SECOND.
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[ ENGINE REVVING ]
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[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
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>> Pizza Steve: I'M GOING FOR
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IT!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HE REALLY
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JUMPED OVER THE SUN?!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
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>> Pizza Steve: AWESOME LANDING,
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HUH, UNCLE G.?
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UNCLE G.?
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UNCLE G., ARE YOU OKAY?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE,
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HOW COULD YOU?!
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I'VE LOST ALL RESPECT FOR YOU.
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COME ON, PIZZA STEVE.
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AREN'T YOU GONNA DO YOUR AWESOME
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JUMP?
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>> Pizza Steve: I'M SORRY,
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UNCLE G.
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I JUST CAN'T DO IT!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE!
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>> Pizza Steve: LEAVE ME ALONE,
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UNCLE G.!
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I CAN'T DO ALL THIS AWESOME
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STUFF ANYMORE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: BUT,
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PIZZA STEVE, ALL THAT AWESOME
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STUFF YOU DO IS WHAT MAKES ME
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RESPECT YOU SO MUCH.
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>> Pizza Steve: [ Thinking ]
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HOLD ON.
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IS THIS WHAT FUTURE UNCLE G. WAS
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TALKING ABOUT?
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FANS, FOLLOWERS, AFICIONADOS,
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DEVOTEES -- WITH A HEAVY HEART,
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PIZZA STEVE MUST ANNOUNCE THAT,
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FROM THIS DAY FORWARD,
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PIZZA STEVE HAS RETIRED FROM
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DOING AWESOME THINGS!
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[ AUDIENCE GASPS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HUH?!
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NO! NOOOOO!
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UNH! UNH!
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NO, NO!
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UNH! UNH!
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N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O.
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>> Pizza Steve: UNCLE G.?
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UNCLE G., ARE YOU OKAY?!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE,
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HOW COULD YOU?
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I'VE LOST ALL RESPECT FOR YOU!
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>> Pizza Steve: OH, MAN!
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WHAT WAS I THINKING?!
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PIZZA STEVE CAN'T STOP DOING
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AWESOME THINGS.
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HE'S GOT TO KEEP DOING ALL THE
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STUFF YOU RESPECT HIM FOR SO YOU
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TAKE HIM ON YOUR SUPER-COOL
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ADVENTURES!
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HY-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AH!
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[ PANTING ]
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HYAZAH! OOF!
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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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YO! CHECK IT, UNCLE G.!
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[ OFF-KEY NOTES PLAY ]
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WHOO!
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WHAT YOU THINK OF THAT,
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UNCLE G?!
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NONE OF THAT DISAPPOINTED YOU,
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DID IT?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: DISAPPOINTED?
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PIZZA STEVE, HOW COULD YOU SAY
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THAT?!
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THE ONLY WAY I COULD EVER BE
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DISAPPOINTED IN YOU IS IF YOU
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EVER THOUGHT I COULD EVER BE
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DISAPPOINTED IN YOU!
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>> Pizza Steve: WHAT?
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BUT I --
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I DON'T WANT
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TO HEAR YOUR EXCUSES,
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PIZZA STEVE!
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>> Pizza Steve: UNCLE GRANDPA,
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WAIT!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I CAN'T TALK
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TO YOU RIGHT NOW.
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I GOT TO GO BACK IN TIME TO WARN
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YOU NOT TO DO THIS.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.
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I USED TO RESPECT YOU.
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UNH! UNH! UNH, UNH, UNH!
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[ BODY THUDS ]
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[ GRUNTING ]
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>> Pizza Steve 2: PIZZA STEVE!
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FUTURE PIZZA STEVE HERE!
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I'VE COME FROM THE FUTURE TO
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GIVE YOU A MESSAGE.
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>> Pizza Steve: YEAH?
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WHAT IS IT, MAN?
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>> Pizza Steve 2: I'VE COME TO
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TELL YOU THAT IN THE NEXT
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12 SECONDS, YOU WILL CONTINUE TO
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BE, AWESOME!
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PUT 'ER THERE, PIZZIE!
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>> Pizza Steve: YEAH!
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DON'T YOU KNOW IT, SON!
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YEAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHS ]
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MUSTACHE DOG!
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[ DOG BARKS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: IT'S
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BOARD-GAME NIGHT!
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IT'S BOARD-GAME NIGHT!
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IT'S BOARD-GAME NIGHT!
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IT'S BOARD-GAME NIGHT!
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YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT TONIGHT IS?
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>> Mr. Gus: BOARD-GAME NIGHT?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NO!
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IT'S BOARD-GAME NIGHT!
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>> Pizza Steve: OKAY, UNCLE G.,
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BUT WHAT GAME CAN WE PLAY?
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WE'VE PRACTICALLY DESTROYED ALL
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THE OTHER BOARD GAMES FROM
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PREVIOUS GAME NIGHTS.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THERE'S STILL
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ONE GAME WE HAVEN'T PLAYED
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YET -- THE SUPER DELUXE ULTRA
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MEGA FUN TIME BOARD GAME!
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ITS CRAZY COOL.
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>> Mr. Gus: UH, NO, THANKS,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: CHECK IT OUT!
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HERE, I'LL GO FIRST TO SHOW YOU
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HOW IT'S PLAYED.
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[ POP! POP! ]
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GRANDPA NEEDS A BRAND-NEW BAG!
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>> Belly Bag: HEY!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: 1, 2, 3, 4...
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COLLECT $50!
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[ CASH REGISTER BELL DINGS ]
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>> Pizza Steve: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: SEE?
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PRETTY FUN, RIGHT?
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FREE CAR?!
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MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY!
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[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
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[ CRASHING ]
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SO, YOU GUYS WANT TO PLAY?
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>> Mr. Gus: YEAH, WE DO!
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>> Pizza Steve: I WANT COOL FREE
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STUFF!
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>> Mr. Gus: OH, YEAH.
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DADDY NEEDS A NEW TANK TOP.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OOOOH!
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GO STRAIGHT TO JAIL.
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>> Mr. Gus: OH, MAN.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: LOOKS LIKE
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SOMEONE GOT BIT BY THE BAD-LUCK
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BUG.
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>> Mr. Gus: [ CHUCKLES ]
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BUT IT'S JUST A GAME, RIGHT?
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[ SIREN CHIRPS ]
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N-NO, NO, NO, WAIT!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOUR TURN,
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PIZZA STEVE!
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>> Pizza Steve: SEE YA, BUDDY.
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LET PIZZA STEVE SHOW YOU HOW
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IT'S DONE.
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>> Belly Bag: MARRIED, THREE
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KIDS, AND A MORTGAGE.
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SORRY, BUDDY.
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>> Pizza Steve: WAIT. WHAT?!
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PIZZA STEVE CAN'T BE MARRIED
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WITH KIDS!
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>> Both: DADDY, DADDY!
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>> Pizza Steve: I'M STILL ON THE
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MARKET!
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THIS IS WORSE THAN JAIL!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY, GIRL,
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YOUR TURN.
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>> GRFT: [ GROWLS ]
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY,
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BELLY BAG, YOU READY TO ROLL?
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>> Belly Bag: UNH! [ SPITS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OOH!
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LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO
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GARBAGE LAND!
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>> Belly Bag: SOUNDS FUN.
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[ TRUCK BEEPING ]
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NO. NO! I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!
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PLEASE DON'T GO THROUGH MY WEB
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HISTORY!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I GUESS IT'S
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MY TURN NOW!
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UNNECESSARY SURGERY!
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[ POP! ]
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I WIN!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHS ]
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MUSTACHE GRANDPA.
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