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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,003 --> 00:00:02,003 [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 2 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:05,002 >> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING! 3 00:00:05,006 --> 00:00:08,006 GOOD MORNING. 4 00:00:08,009 --> 00:00:09,999 GOOD MORNING. 5 00:00:10,006 --> 00:00:12,016 >> GRFT: [ ROARS ] 6 00:00:12,021 --> 00:00:14,021 >> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING. 7 00:00:14,023 --> 00:00:17,003 GOOD MORNING! 8 00:00:30,008 --> 00:00:31,008 >> Pizza Steve: HY-A-A-A-AH! 9 00:00:31,013 --> 00:00:32,013 HYAH! HYAH! 10 00:00:32,015 --> 00:00:34,005 HEY-OOH! 11 00:00:34,010 --> 00:00:35,010 >> Uncle Grandpa: WHOO-HOO! 12 00:00:35,015 --> 00:00:37,015 PIZZA STEVE, THAT WAS AWESOME! 13 00:00:37,020 --> 00:00:39,000 >> Pizza Steve: YEAH, WELL, IT 14 00:00:39,005 --> 00:00:40,005 TOOK ME YEARS OF PRACTICE TO 15 00:00:40,012 --> 00:00:42,012 MASTER THE FINE MARTIAL ART 16 00:00:42,013 --> 00:00:47,013 KNOWN AS, I-TA-LIAN KARATE! 17 00:00:47,011 --> 00:00:49,011 >> Uncle Grandpa: AMAZING. 18 00:00:49,008 --> 00:00:50,998 SAY, CAN YOU, LIKE, BREAK STUFF 19 00:00:51,002 --> 00:00:52,012 WITH YOUR BARE HANDS? 20 00:00:52,009 --> 00:00:53,009 >> Pizza Steve: HYAH, HYAH, 21 00:00:53,013 --> 00:00:54,013 HYAH, HYAH, HYAH! 22 00:00:54,007 --> 00:00:54,997 OH, YEAH. 23 00:00:55,002 --> 00:00:56,012 I'VE BROKEN BRICKS, CINDER 24 00:00:56,009 --> 00:00:57,019 BLOCKS, THE WORLD RECORD FOR 25 00:00:57,020 --> 00:00:58,020 BEING AWESOME. 26 00:00:58,022 --> 00:01:00,022 YOU NAME IT, I'VE BROKEN IT. 27 00:01:00,021 --> 00:01:03,001 HY-A-A-AH! 28 00:01:03,005 --> 00:01:04,005 >> Uncle Grandpa: SWEET! 29 00:01:04,009 --> 00:01:05,019 CAN YOU BREAK MY POPSICLE STICK? 30 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,010 >> Pizza Steve: YOU BETCHA. 31 00:01:07,009 --> 00:01:09,009 OF COURSE, IT MIGHT BE TOO EASY 32 00:01:09,008 --> 00:01:09,018 FOR ME. 33 00:01:09,019 --> 00:01:10,999 >> Uncle Grandpa: I'VE NEVER 34 00:01:11,002 --> 00:01:12,012 BROKEN ANYTHING BEFORE, EXCEPT 35 00:01:12,012 --> 00:01:13,012 WIND. 36 00:01:13,014 --> 00:01:15,014 >> Pizza Steve: HYAH! HYAH! 37 00:01:15,013 --> 00:01:17,003 HYA-CH! 38 00:01:17,006 --> 00:01:19,996 HYAH! 39 00:01:20,003 --> 00:01:21,023 >> Uncle Grandpa: WHOO! 40 00:01:21,017 --> 00:01:22,017 AMAZING! 41 00:01:22,017 --> 00:01:24,997 YOU, LIKE, TOTALLY BROKE IT! 42 00:01:25,003 --> 00:01:26,013 >> Pizza Steve: YEAH, I KNOW. 43 00:01:26,011 --> 00:01:27,021 >> Uncle Grandpa: I'VE NEVER 44 00:01:27,018 --> 00:01:28,998 SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE 45 00:01:29,004 --> 00:01:29,024 IN MY LIFE. 46 00:01:29,019 --> 00:01:30,999 THAT RIGHT THERE IS WHY I BRING 47 00:01:31,006 --> 00:01:32,006 YOU ON ALL MY SUPER-COOL 48 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:33,009 ADVENTURES! 49 00:01:33,008 --> 00:01:34,998 I HAVE THE MOST RESPECT FOR YOU, 50 00:01:35,005 --> 00:01:35,995 PIZZA STEVE. 51 00:01:36,002 --> 00:01:37,012 THE MOST. 52 00:01:37,008 --> 00:01:38,018 >> Pizza Steve: AW, COME ON, 53 00:01:38,018 --> 00:01:39,008 UNCLE GRANDPA. 54 00:01:39,014 --> 00:01:40,014 THAT WAS NOTHING. 55 00:01:40,013 --> 00:01:43,013 WAIT TILL YOU SEE MY SUPERKICK! 56 00:01:43,008 --> 00:01:44,008 >> Uncle Grandpa: WELL, ALL THIS 57 00:01:44,013 --> 00:01:45,013 WATCHING YOU WORK OUT HAS MADE 58 00:01:45,015 --> 00:01:45,995 ME THIRSTY. 59 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:47,006 I NEED A WATER BREAK, BUT I'LL 60 00:01:47,014 --> 00:01:48,024 BE BACK TO SEE YOUR SUPERKICK IN 61 00:01:48,023 --> 00:01:51,003 A MINUTE. 62 00:01:51,006 --> 00:01:52,016 UNH! 63 00:01:52,019 --> 00:01:53,019 PIZZA STEVE! 64 00:01:53,020 --> 00:01:55,020 >> Pizza Steve: UNCLE GRANDPA? 65 00:01:55,020 --> 00:01:56,020 >> Uncle Grandpa: I'M NOT 66 00:01:56,021 --> 00:01:57,011 UNCLE GRANDPA. 67 00:01:57,013 --> 00:01:58,013 I'M UNCLE GRANDPA FROM THE 68 00:01:58,013 --> 00:01:59,013 FUTURE. 69 00:01:59,011 --> 00:02:01,001 >> Pizza Steve: NO WAY. 70 00:02:01,003 --> 00:02:02,013 >> Uncle Grandpa: YEAH WAY, AND 71 00:02:02,010 --> 00:02:03,010 IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES AND 72 00:02:03,011 --> 00:02:04,011 39 SECONDS, YOU'RE GONNA DO 73 00:02:04,014 --> 00:02:05,024 SOMETHING THAT WILL TOTALLY MAKE 74 00:02:05,022 --> 00:02:07,002 ME LOSE RESPECT FOR YOU. 75 00:02:07,003 --> 00:02:08,013 >> Pizza Steve: HOLD UP, BRO. 76 00:02:08,013 --> 00:02:09,023 THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 77 00:02:09,019 --> 00:02:11,009 'CAUSE YOU WERE JUST IN AWE OF 78 00:02:11,012 --> 00:02:13,012 MY AWESOME KARATE SKILLS. 79 00:02:13,007 --> 00:02:14,017 WHAT COULD I POSSIBLY DO THAT 80 00:02:14,018 --> 00:02:15,998 WOULD BE SO LAME TO MAKE YOU 81 00:02:16,006 --> 00:02:17,006 LOSE RESPECT FOR ME? 82 00:02:17,007 --> 00:02:18,007 >> Uncle Grandpa: I CAN'T TELL 83 00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:18,023 YOU. 84 00:02:18,022 --> 00:02:20,012 THAT WOULD VIOLATE TIME LAW. 85 00:02:20,007 --> 00:02:21,007 >> Pizza Steve: NO, WAIT. 86 00:02:21,012 --> 00:02:22,022 STOP PLAYING ME, UNCLE G.! 87 00:02:22,019 --> 00:02:23,009 WHAT IS IT? 88 00:02:23,011 --> 00:02:24,011 >> Uncle Grandpa: NO. 89 00:02:24,009 --> 00:02:25,009 I CAN'T EVEN TALK TO YOU RIGHT 90 00:02:25,011 --> 00:02:25,021 NOW. 91 00:02:25,023 --> 00:02:27,013 I'M SO DISAPPOINTED. 92 00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:30,024 [ GRUNTING ] 93 00:02:30,019 --> 00:02:32,009 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU. 94 00:02:32,011 --> 00:02:35,021 I USED TO RESPECT YOU. 95 00:02:35,021 --> 00:02:36,021 >> Pizza Steve: OH, MAN. 96 00:02:37,001 --> 00:02:38,011 WHAT COULD I HAVE DONE TO MAKE 97 00:02:38,009 --> 00:02:39,019 UNCLE G. SO UPSET? 98 00:02:39,018 --> 00:02:41,008 WHAT IF HE DOESN'T LET ME GO ON 99 00:02:41,007 --> 00:02:42,017 ANY OF HIS SUPER-COOL ADVENTURES 100 00:02:42,019 --> 00:02:43,019 ANYMORE BECAUSE OF THIS? 101 00:02:44,001 --> 00:02:45,011 PIZZA STEVE'S GOT TO BE OUT 102 00:02:45,011 --> 00:02:46,021 THERE SHOWING HOW AWESOME 103 00:02:46,020 --> 00:02:47,020 PIZZA STEVE IS! 104 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,011 DON'T WORRY, PIZZA STEVE. 105 00:02:49,015 --> 00:02:50,015 YOU'VE BEEN WARNED. 106 00:02:50,020 --> 00:02:51,020 JUST DON'T DISAPPOINT 107 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,010 UNCLE GRANDPA, AND HE CAN'T 108 00:02:53,010 --> 00:02:55,000 POSSIBLY LOSE RESPECT FOR YOU. 109 00:02:55,003 --> 00:02:56,013 >> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE, 110 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,009 I GOT AN IDEA OF HOW TO MAKE 111 00:02:57,013 --> 00:02:59,023 YOUR SUPERKICK EVEN SUPER-ER! 112 00:03:03,004 --> 00:03:04,024 SO, YOU SEE THIS TARGET? 113 00:03:04,023 --> 00:03:06,023 I WANT YOU TO SUPERKICK ME AS 114 00:03:06,018 --> 00:03:08,008 HARD AS YOU CAN! 115 00:03:08,009 --> 00:03:09,009 >> Pizza Steve: ALL RIGHT, BUT 116 00:03:09,015 --> 00:03:11,005 REMEMBER -- YOU ASKED FOR IT. 117 00:03:11,012 --> 00:03:12,002 [ LAUGHS ] 118 00:03:12,002 --> 00:03:13,002 [ Thinking ] WAIT. 119 00:03:13,003 --> 00:03:14,003 MAYBE THIS IS WHAT 120 00:03:14,006 --> 00:03:15,996 FUTURE UNCLE G. WAS WARNING ME 121 00:03:16,005 --> 00:03:16,015 ABOUT. 122 00:03:16,020 --> 00:03:18,010 >> Uncle Grandpa: READY WHEN YOU 123 00:03:18,011 --> 00:03:19,011 ARE. 124 00:03:19,012 --> 00:03:20,022 >> Pizza Steve: GET READY FOR 125 00:03:20,019 --> 00:03:23,999 THE MOST AWESOME SUPERKICK EVER! 126 00:03:24,005 --> 00:03:28,005 HY-A-A-A-A-A-A-AH! 127 00:03:28,016 --> 00:03:29,016 >> Uncle Grandpa: [ GROANS ] 128 00:03:29,017 --> 00:03:31,007 >> Pizza Steve: UNCLE GRANDPA! 129 00:03:31,007 --> 00:03:32,017 ARE YOU OKAY?! 130 00:03:32,021 --> 00:03:34,011 >> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE, 131 00:03:34,011 --> 00:03:35,021 HOW COULD YOU? 132 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,010 I'VE LOST ALL RESPECT FOR YOU. 133 00:03:38,016 --> 00:03:39,016 >> Pizza Steve: [ Thinking ] OH, 134 00:03:39,017 --> 00:03:40,017 MAN. 135 00:03:40,017 --> 00:03:41,007 I CAN'T DO THIS. 136 00:03:41,012 --> 00:03:42,012 >> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT'S WRONG, 137 00:03:42,014 --> 00:03:43,004 PIZZA STEVE? 138 00:03:43,003 --> 00:03:44,013 AREN'T YOU GONNA DO THE 139 00:03:44,008 --> 00:03:44,018 SUPERKICK? 140 00:03:45,001 --> 00:03:45,021 >> Pizza Steve: EH! 141 00:03:46,001 --> 00:03:47,001 IT'S COOL, UNCLE G. 142 00:03:47,006 --> 00:03:48,006 I'M...A LITTLE BORED OF BEING A 143 00:03:48,016 --> 00:03:49,006 KARATE MASTER. 144 00:03:49,010 --> 00:03:50,020 >> Uncle Grandpa: WELL, I KNOW 145 00:03:50,017 --> 00:03:51,017 SOMETHING ELSE YOU CAN IMPRESS 146 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:52,010 ME WITH! 147 00:03:52,016 --> 00:03:53,996 HUAH! HUAH! 148 00:03:54,006 --> 00:03:55,006 WHY DON'T YOU PLAY ME THAT 149 00:03:55,008 --> 00:03:56,008 AWESOME SONG YOU'VE BEEN WORKING 150 00:03:56,012 --> 00:03:56,022 ON? 151 00:03:56,021 --> 00:03:58,001 >> Pizza Steve: OH, YEAH. 152 00:03:58,003 --> 00:03:59,003 THIS ONE IS PRETTY MUCH 153 00:03:59,005 --> 00:04:00,995 CERTIFIED PLATINUM TITANIUM. 154 00:04:01,002 --> 00:04:03,002 I ALREADY HAVE LIKE 94 MILLION 155 00:04:03,003 --> 00:04:04,013 PREORDERS FOR THE SINGLE. 156 00:04:04,013 --> 00:04:05,023 >> Uncle Grandpa: OH, WOW, 157 00:04:05,017 --> 00:04:06,007 PIZZA STEVE! 158 00:04:06,009 --> 00:04:07,019 I CAN'T WAIT TO BE BLOWN AWAY BY 159 00:04:07,020 --> 00:04:09,000 YOUR AWESOME GUITAR-PLAYING 160 00:04:09,002 --> 00:04:09,012 SKILLS! 161 00:04:09,016 --> 00:04:10,016 >> Pizza Steve: BLOWN AWAY IS 162 00:04:10,021 --> 00:04:12,011 RIGHT! HA HA! 163 00:04:12,007 --> 00:04:13,017 [ Thinking ] NO, WAIT. 164 00:04:13,022 --> 00:04:16,002 WHAT IF... 165 00:04:16,005 --> 00:04:17,995 [ GUITAR PLAYING ] 166 00:04:18,003 --> 00:04:20,013 >> Uncle Grandpa: [ MOANING ] 167 00:04:20,015 --> 00:04:22,995 TOO AWESOME! 168 00:04:23,003 --> 00:04:25,013 [ MOANING CONTINUES ] 169 00:04:28,004 --> 00:04:30,014 AAH! AAH! AAH! 170 00:04:30,010 --> 00:04:33,000 AAH! WAAAH! 171 00:04:33,003 --> 00:04:34,003 >> Pizza Steve: UNCLE G., ARE 172 00:04:34,006 --> 00:04:34,016 YOU OKAY? 173 00:04:34,023 --> 00:04:36,013 >> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE, 174 00:04:36,007 --> 00:04:37,997 HOW COULD YOU?! 175 00:04:38,002 --> 00:04:41,002 I'VE LOST ALL RESPECT FOR YOU. 176 00:04:41,002 --> 00:04:42,002 >> Pizza Steve: [ Thinking ] OH, 177 00:04:42,002 --> 00:04:42,022 NO. 178 00:04:42,022 --> 00:04:44,022 I CAN'T PLAY THIS. 179 00:04:44,019 --> 00:04:45,019 >> Uncle Grandpa: WHAT'S WRONG, 180 00:04:45,021 --> 00:04:46,011 PIZZA STEVE? 181 00:04:46,009 --> 00:04:47,009 AREN'T YOU GONNA PLAY IT? 182 00:04:47,010 --> 00:04:48,010 >> Pizza Steve: ON SECOND 183 00:04:48,014 --> 00:04:50,004 THOUGHT, I JUST DON'T THINK IT'S 184 00:04:50,003 --> 00:04:51,013 READY FOR THE PUBLIC YET. 185 00:04:51,008 --> 00:04:52,018 PLUS, I WANT TO REWORK THE 186 00:04:52,019 --> 00:04:53,999 BRIDGE, ADD A LITTLE SLOW 187 00:04:54,004 --> 00:04:55,024 ALLEGRO PART AND SOME FLATTED 188 00:04:55,018 --> 00:04:56,998 SHARPS TO REALLY RAMP UP THE 189 00:04:57,006 --> 00:04:57,996 ENDING. 190 00:04:58,005 --> 00:04:59,005 >> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH. 191 00:04:59,007 --> 00:04:59,997 I TOTALLY AGREE. 192 00:05:00,006 --> 00:05:02,006 SPEAKING OF RAMPING UP... 193 00:05:02,007 --> 00:05:03,007 WHY DON'T YOU SHOW ME THAT 194 00:05:03,015 --> 00:05:04,015 AWESOME SPEED-CYCLE JUMP YOU'VE 195 00:05:05,001 --> 00:05:06,001 BEEN TALKING ABOUT?! 196 00:05:06,006 --> 00:05:07,006 >> Pizza Steve: NOW WE'RE 197 00:05:07,007 --> 00:05:07,017 TALKING. 198 00:05:07,018 --> 00:05:08,018 >> Uncle Grandpa: DON'T FORGET 199 00:05:08,023 --> 00:05:09,013 YOUR HELMET. 200 00:05:09,014 --> 00:05:10,014 >> Pizza Steve: THANKS. 201 00:05:10,016 --> 00:05:11,996 >> Uncle Grandpa: OH, MAN, THIS 202 00:05:12,002 --> 00:05:13,022 IS GONNA BE A HUGEJUMP! 203 00:05:13,022 --> 00:05:15,012 I BETTER BACK UP. 204 00:05:15,016 --> 00:05:17,006 DON'T WANT TO RISK GETTING HIT. 205 00:05:17,007 --> 00:05:18,017 >> Pizza Steve: YEAH, STAND BACK 206 00:05:18,022 --> 00:05:19,022 IS RIGHT! 207 00:05:19,023 --> 00:05:22,003 [ Thinking ] WAIT A SECOND. 208 00:05:22,003 --> 00:05:23,023 [ ENGINE REVVING ] 209 00:05:23,020 --> 00:05:25,020 [ TIRES SCREECHING ] 210 00:05:32,009 --> 00:05:33,009 >> Pizza Steve: I'M GOING FOR 211 00:05:33,013 --> 00:05:37,013 IT! 212 00:05:37,014 --> 00:05:38,024 >> Uncle Grandpa: HE REALLY 213 00:05:38,017 --> 00:05:39,017 JUMPED OVER THE SUN?! 214 00:05:39,017 --> 00:05:41,017 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 215 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,000 >> Pizza Steve: AWESOME LANDING, 216 00:05:46,004 --> 00:05:47,014 HUH, UNCLE G.? 217 00:05:47,016 --> 00:05:48,016 UNCLE G.? 218 00:05:48,018 --> 00:05:50,998 UNCLE G., ARE YOU OKAY?! 219 00:05:51,004 --> 00:05:52,014 >> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE, 220 00:05:52,011 --> 00:05:53,021 HOW COULD YOU?! 221 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:57,010 I'VE LOST ALL RESPECT FOR YOU. 222 00:05:57,013 --> 00:05:58,013 COME ON, PIZZA STEVE. 223 00:05:58,016 --> 00:05:59,996 AREN'T YOU GONNA DO YOUR AWESOME 224 00:06:00,002 --> 00:06:00,012 JUMP? 225 00:06:00,013 --> 00:06:01,013 >> Pizza Steve: I'M SORRY, 226 00:06:01,016 --> 00:06:02,006 UNCLE G. 227 00:06:02,014 --> 00:06:03,014 I JUST CAN'T DO IT! 228 00:06:03,016 --> 00:06:04,996 >> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE! 229 00:06:05,002 --> 00:06:06,012 >> Pizza Steve: LEAVE ME ALONE, 230 00:06:06,010 --> 00:06:06,020 UNCLE G.! 231 00:06:06,022 --> 00:06:07,022 I CAN'T DO ALL THIS AWESOME 232 00:06:08,001 --> 00:06:08,021 STUFF ANYMORE! 233 00:06:08,019 --> 00:06:09,019 >> Uncle Grandpa: BUT, 234 00:06:09,017 --> 00:06:10,017 PIZZA STEVE, ALL THAT AWESOME 235 00:06:10,020 --> 00:06:11,020 STUFF YOU DO IS WHAT MAKES ME 236 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:12,020 RESPECT YOU SO MUCH. 237 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:13,020 >> Pizza Steve: [ Thinking ] 238 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:14,020 HOLD ON. 239 00:06:14,019 --> 00:06:16,009 IS THIS WHAT FUTURE UNCLE G. WAS 240 00:06:16,007 --> 00:06:17,017 TALKING ABOUT? 241 00:06:17,020 --> 00:06:20,020 FANS, FOLLOWERS, AFICIONADOS, 242 00:06:21,001 --> 00:06:23,021 DEVOTEES -- WITH A HEAVY HEART, 243 00:06:23,017 --> 00:06:25,017 PIZZA STEVE MUST ANNOUNCE THAT, 244 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,010 FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, 245 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:31,023 PIZZA STEVE HAS RETIRED FROM 246 00:06:31,021 --> 00:06:34,021 DOING AWESOME THINGS! 247 00:06:34,017 --> 00:06:35,997 [ AUDIENCE GASPS ] 248 00:06:36,006 --> 00:06:37,006 >> Uncle Grandpa: HUH?! 249 00:06:37,010 --> 00:06:39,010 NO! NOOOOO! 250 00:06:39,011 --> 00:06:40,011 UNH! UNH! 251 00:06:40,015 --> 00:06:41,005 NO, NO! 252 00:06:41,011 --> 00:06:42,021 UNH! UNH! 253 00:06:43,001 --> 00:06:45,011 N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O. 254 00:06:45,008 --> 00:06:46,998 >> Pizza Steve: UNCLE G.? 255 00:06:47,005 --> 00:06:49,015 UNCLE G., ARE YOU OKAY?! 256 00:06:49,021 --> 00:06:51,011 >> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE, 257 00:06:51,009 --> 00:06:52,019 HOW COULD YOU? 258 00:06:52,022 --> 00:06:55,012 I'VE LOST ALL RESPECT FOR YOU! 259 00:06:55,013 --> 00:06:57,013 >> Pizza Steve: OH, MAN! 260 00:06:57,015 --> 00:06:58,995 WHAT WAS I THINKING?! 261 00:06:59,004 --> 00:07:01,004 PIZZA STEVE CAN'T STOP DOING 262 00:07:01,002 --> 00:07:02,002 AWESOME THINGS. 263 00:07:02,006 --> 00:07:03,006 HE'S GOT TO KEEP DOING ALL THE 264 00:07:03,014 --> 00:07:04,024 STUFF YOU RESPECT HIM FOR SO YOU 265 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,000 TAKE HIM ON YOUR SUPER-COOL 266 00:07:06,006 --> 00:07:08,016 ADVENTURES! 267 00:07:08,017 --> 00:07:11,007 HY-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AH! 268 00:07:11,013 --> 00:07:12,023 [ PANTING ] 269 00:07:12,020 --> 00:07:17,000 HYAZAH! OOF! 270 00:07:17,003 --> 00:07:17,023 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 271 00:07:18,001 --> 00:07:20,001 YO! CHECK IT, UNCLE G.! 272 00:07:20,002 --> 00:07:22,002 [ OFF-KEY NOTES PLAY ] 273 00:07:29,008 --> 00:07:30,008 WHOO! 274 00:07:30,016 --> 00:07:31,016 WHAT YOU THINK OF THAT, 275 00:07:31,023 --> 00:07:32,023 UNCLE G?! 276 00:07:32,021 --> 00:07:34,021 NONE OF THAT DISAPPOINTED YOU, 277 00:07:34,018 --> 00:07:35,008 DID IT? 278 00:07:35,014 --> 00:07:37,004 >> Uncle Grandpa: DISAPPOINTED? 279 00:07:37,005 --> 00:07:38,015 PIZZA STEVE, HOW COULD YOU SAY 280 00:07:38,021 --> 00:07:39,021 THAT?! 281 00:07:39,023 --> 00:07:41,013 THE ONLY WAY I COULD EVER BE 282 00:07:41,011 --> 00:07:42,021 DISAPPOINTED IN YOU IS IF YOU 283 00:07:42,022 --> 00:07:44,012 EVER THOUGHT I COULD EVER BE 284 00:07:44,009 --> 00:07:45,009 DISAPPOINTED IN YOU! 285 00:07:45,011 --> 00:07:46,011 >> Pizza Steve: WHAT? 286 00:07:46,011 --> 00:07:46,021 BUT I -- 287 00:07:46,023 --> 00:07:48,003 >> Uncle Grandpa: I DON'T WANT 288 00:07:48,003 --> 00:07:49,003 TO HEAR YOUR EXCUSES, 289 00:07:49,003 --> 00:07:49,023 PIZZA STEVE! 290 00:07:49,023 --> 00:07:51,003 >> Pizza Steve: UNCLE GRANDPA, 291 00:07:51,002 --> 00:07:51,012 WAIT! 292 00:07:51,015 --> 00:07:52,015 >> Uncle Grandpa: I CAN'T TALK 293 00:07:52,018 --> 00:07:53,018 TO YOU RIGHT NOW. 294 00:07:53,018 --> 00:07:54,998 I GOT TO GO BACK IN TIME TO WARN 295 00:07:55,006 --> 00:07:56,016 YOU NOT TO DO THIS. 296 00:07:56,019 --> 00:07:58,999 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU. 297 00:07:59,003 --> 00:08:01,013 I USED TO RESPECT YOU. 298 00:08:01,010 --> 00:08:03,010 UNH! UNH! UNH, UNH, UNH! 299 00:08:03,010 --> 00:08:04,010 [ BODY THUDS ] 300 00:08:04,010 --> 00:08:08,020 [ GRUNTING ] 301 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:10,001 >> Pizza Steve 2: PIZZA STEVE! 302 00:08:10,003 --> 00:08:11,013 FUTURE PIZZA STEVE HERE! 303 00:08:11,011 --> 00:08:12,021 I'VE COME FROM THE FUTURE TO 304 00:08:12,019 --> 00:08:13,019 GIVE YOU A MESSAGE. 305 00:08:13,019 --> 00:08:14,019 >> Pizza Steve: YEAH? 306 00:08:14,020 --> 00:08:15,020 WHAT IS IT, MAN? 307 00:08:15,018 --> 00:08:16,018 >> Pizza Steve 2: I'VE COME TO 308 00:08:16,021 --> 00:08:17,021 TELL YOU THAT IN THE NEXT 309 00:08:17,023 --> 00:08:20,023 12 SECONDS, YOU WILL CONTINUE TO 310 00:08:20,017 --> 00:08:22,017 BE, AWESOME! 311 00:08:22,020 --> 00:08:24,010 PUT 'ER THERE, PIZZIE! 312 00:08:24,008 --> 00:08:25,008 >> Pizza Steve: YEAH! 313 00:08:25,012 --> 00:08:27,012 DON'T YOU KNOW IT, SON! 314 00:08:27,011 --> 00:08:29,011 YEAH! 315 00:08:33,001 --> 00:08:34,021 >> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHS ] 316 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,010 MUSTACHE DOG! 317 00:08:36,008 --> 00:08:37,998 [ DOG BARKS ] 318 00:08:38,003 --> 00:08:39,003 >> Uncle Grandpa: IT'S 319 00:08:39,003 --> 00:08:41,013 BOARD-GAME NIGHT! 320 00:08:41,010 --> 00:08:43,010 IT'S BOARD-GAME NIGHT! 321 00:08:43,012 --> 00:08:45,012 IT'S BOARD-GAME NIGHT! 322 00:08:45,010 --> 00:08:47,010 IT'S BOARD-GAME NIGHT! 323 00:08:47,016 --> 00:08:49,006 YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT TONIGHT IS? 324 00:08:49,007 --> 00:08:50,007 >> Mr. Gus: BOARD-GAME NIGHT? 325 00:08:50,015 --> 00:08:51,015 >> Uncle Grandpa: NO! 326 00:08:51,018 --> 00:08:53,008 IT'S BOARD-GAME NIGHT! 327 00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:54,020 >> Pizza Steve: OKAY, UNCLE G., 328 00:08:54,020 --> 00:08:56,010 BUT WHAT GAME CAN WE PLAY? 329 00:08:56,008 --> 00:08:57,018 WE'VE PRACTICALLY DESTROYED ALL 330 00:08:57,020 --> 00:08:58,020 THE OTHER BOARD GAMES FROM 331 00:08:59,001 --> 00:09:00,001 PREVIOUS GAME NIGHTS. 332 00:09:00,004 --> 00:09:01,024 >> Uncle Grandpa: THERE'S STILL 333 00:09:01,019 --> 00:09:02,999 ONE GAME WE HAVEN'T PLAYED 334 00:09:03,004 --> 00:09:04,014 YET -- THE SUPER DELUXE ULTRA 335 00:09:04,016 --> 00:09:06,006 MEGA FUN TIME BOARD GAME! 336 00:09:06,015 --> 00:09:07,015 ITS CRAZY COOL. 337 00:09:08,001 --> 00:09:09,021 >> Mr. Gus: UH, NO, THANKS, 338 00:09:09,017 --> 00:09:10,017 UNCLE GRANDPA. 339 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,010 >> Uncle Grandpa: CHECK IT OUT! 340 00:09:13,013 --> 00:09:14,023 HERE, I'LL GO FIRST TO SHOW YOU 341 00:09:14,022 --> 00:09:16,012 HOW IT'S PLAYED. 342 00:09:16,011 --> 00:09:17,011 [ POP! POP! ] 343 00:09:17,011 --> 00:09:19,001 GRANDPA NEEDS A BRAND-NEW BAG! 344 00:09:19,003 --> 00:09:21,013 >> Belly Bag: HEY! 345 00:09:21,009 --> 00:09:23,009 >> Uncle Grandpa: 1, 2, 3, 4... 346 00:09:23,012 --> 00:09:24,022 COLLECT $50! 347 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,000 [ CASH REGISTER BELL DINGS ] 348 00:09:26,006 --> 00:09:27,006 >> Pizza Steve: ARE YOU SERIOUS? 349 00:09:27,016 --> 00:09:28,996 >> Uncle Grandpa: SEE? 350 00:09:29,005 --> 00:09:31,005 PRETTY FUN, RIGHT? 351 00:09:34,021 --> 00:09:35,021 FREE CAR?! 352 00:09:35,021 --> 00:09:37,001 MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY! 353 00:09:37,005 --> 00:09:38,005 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 354 00:09:38,013 --> 00:09:39,013 [ CRASHING ] 355 00:09:39,014 --> 00:09:40,014 SO, YOU GUYS WANT TO PLAY? 356 00:09:40,012 --> 00:09:41,012 >> Mr. Gus: YEAH, WE DO! 357 00:09:41,008 --> 00:09:42,008 >> Pizza Steve: I WANT COOL FREE 358 00:09:42,009 --> 00:09:42,019 STUFF! 359 00:09:42,019 --> 00:09:43,019 >> Mr. Gus: OH, YEAH. 360 00:09:43,021 --> 00:09:46,001 DADDY NEEDS A NEW TANK TOP. 361 00:09:49,011 --> 00:09:50,011 >> Uncle Grandpa: OOOOH! 362 00:09:50,010 --> 00:09:52,000 GO STRAIGHT TO JAIL. 363 00:09:52,006 --> 00:09:52,996 >> Mr. Gus: OH, MAN. 364 00:09:53,006 --> 00:09:54,006 >> Uncle Grandpa: LOOKS LIKE 365 00:09:54,014 --> 00:09:55,024 SOMEONE GOT BIT BY THE BAD-LUCK 366 00:09:55,023 --> 00:09:56,013 BUG. 367 00:09:56,009 --> 00:09:57,009 >> Mr. Gus: [ CHUCKLES ] 368 00:09:57,015 --> 00:09:58,995 BUT IT'S JUST A GAME, RIGHT? 369 00:09:59,005 --> 00:09:59,995 [ SIREN CHIRPS ] 370 00:10:00,006 --> 00:10:01,006 N-NO, NO, NO, WAIT! 371 00:10:01,015 --> 00:10:02,005 >> Uncle Grandpa: YOUR TURN, 372 00:10:02,016 --> 00:10:03,006 PIZZA STEVE! 373 00:10:03,010 --> 00:10:04,020 >> Pizza Steve: SEE YA, BUDDY. 374 00:10:04,023 --> 00:10:06,023 LET PIZZA STEVE SHOW YOU HOW 375 00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:10,023 IT'S DONE. 376 00:10:10,022 --> 00:10:12,002 >> Belly Bag: MARRIED, THREE 377 00:10:12,006 --> 00:10:13,006 KIDS, AND A MORTGAGE. 378 00:10:13,009 --> 00:10:14,009 SORRY, BUDDY. 379 00:10:14,016 --> 00:10:15,016 >> Pizza Steve: WAIT. WHAT?! 380 00:10:15,018 --> 00:10:16,998 PIZZA STEVE CAN'T BE MARRIED 381 00:10:17,006 --> 00:10:17,996 WITH KIDS! 382 00:10:18,006 --> 00:10:19,006 >> Both: DADDY, DADDY! 383 00:10:19,011 --> 00:10:20,011 >> Pizza Steve: I'M STILL ON THE 384 00:10:20,014 --> 00:10:21,014 MARKET! 385 00:10:21,014 --> 00:10:24,024 THIS IS WORSE THAN JAIL! 386 00:10:24,021 --> 00:10:26,001 >> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY, GIRL, 387 00:10:26,003 --> 00:10:26,013 YOUR TURN. 388 00:10:26,015 --> 00:10:28,015 >> GRFT: [ GROWLS ] 389 00:10:30,015 --> 00:10:32,015 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 390 00:10:32,019 --> 00:10:33,019 >> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY, 391 00:10:33,019 --> 00:10:35,009 BELLY BAG, YOU READY TO ROLL? 392 00:10:35,013 --> 00:10:37,023 >> Belly Bag: UNH! [ SPITS ] 393 00:10:39,020 --> 00:10:40,020 >> Uncle Grandpa: OOH! 394 00:10:40,021 --> 00:10:41,021 LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO 395 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:42,020 GARBAGE LAND! 396 00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:44,000 >> Belly Bag: SOUNDS FUN. 397 00:10:44,003 --> 00:10:45,013 [ TRUCK BEEPING ] 398 00:10:45,015 --> 00:10:48,005 NO. NO! I WAS BEING SARCASTIC! 399 00:10:48,010 --> 00:10:49,020 PLEASE DON'T GO THROUGH MY WEB 400 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:50,010 HISTORY! 401 00:10:50,013 --> 00:10:51,013 >> Uncle Grandpa: I GUESS IT'S 402 00:10:51,014 --> 00:10:54,024 MY TURN NOW! 403 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,010 UNNECESSARY SURGERY! 404 00:10:57,007 --> 00:10:57,017 [ POP! ] 405 00:10:57,020 --> 00:10:59,020 I WIN! 406 00:11:05,010 --> 00:11:09,000 >> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHS ] 407 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,002 MUSTACHE GRANDPA. 25030

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