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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING.
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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GOOD MORNING!
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>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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YOU, THERE -- GIVE ME YOUR
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SPACE ORC GOLD.
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>> WHY SHOULD I?
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>> BECAUSE
YOUARE A MINION, AND
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IAM THE SPACE EMPEROR.
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THAT IS WHY.
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WHAT ABOUT YOU, STINKY MINION?
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HAND OVER YOUR LASER-FUEL
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RESERVES, PRONTO!
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>> HOW COME WE ALWAYS HAVE TO
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PLAY THE MINIONS AND YOU ALWAYS
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GET TO PLAY THE SPACE EMPEROR?
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>> BECAUSE I'M THE SPACE
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EMPEROR, AND I GET TO DECIDE WHO
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DOES WHAT.
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NOW, WHICH ONE OF YOU MINIONS IS
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GOING TO MAKE ME A DINNER
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SANDWICH?
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>> YOU'RE BEING TOO BOSSY, AND
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THIS ISN'T FUN ANYMORE.
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YOU CAN PLAY SPACE FRONTIERS ALL
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BY YOURSELF.
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COME ON, NATHAN. LET'S GO HOME.
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[ CRASH! ]
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>> Both: WHOA!
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[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!
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THAT'S RIGHT -- EVERYONE IN THE
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WORLD'S UNCLE AND GRANDPA IS
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HERE.
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[ SQUEAK! ]
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>> INTRUDER!
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I AM THE SPACE EMPEROR OF THE
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VORTRON DIMENSION, AND YOU ARE
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AN INTRUDER!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, NO!
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A SINISTER SPACE EMPEROR!
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HE MUST HAVE GOTTEN STRANDED
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HERE ON OUR PLANET SOMEHOW.
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I BETTER SEND HIM BACK TO HIS
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DIMENSION, ASAP!
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BELLY BAG, CAN YOU PLEASE FETCH
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MY TELEPORTATION LASER?
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>> Belly Bag: SURE THING,
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UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THANKS,
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BELLY BAG.
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>> HOW LONG MUST THE EMPEROR
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WAIT FOR HIS DINNER SANDWICH?
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: EASY-PEASY,
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CANTONEZEY.
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>> MELVIN!
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IT'S TIME FOR YOUR DINNER
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SANDWICH!
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OH, HI, UNCLE GRANDPA.
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I'M BABYSITTING THIS KID, AND HE
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SEEMS TO HAVE VANISHED.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, YEAH?
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WHAT DID HE LOOK LIKE?
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>> OH, HE'S ABOUT THIS TALL,
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BLOND HAIR, AND WEARING A TOWEL
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FOR A CAPE.
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MELVIN WAS JUST OUT HERE, AND
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NOW HE'S GONE.
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I FEEL LIKE THE WORLD'S WORST
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BABYSITTER EVER IN THE WORLD.
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I'VE NEVER LOST A KID BEFORE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HMM.
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COME TO THINK OF IT, NEITHER
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HAVE I.
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I PROMISE YOU THIS, BABYSITTER
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LADY -- AS GOD AS MY WITNESS,
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I'M GONNA FIND MELVIN AND BRING
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HIM BACK, EVEN IF I HAVE TO
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TRAVEL THROUGH EVERY SINGLE
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DIMENSION TILL I LOCATE THE
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SPECIFIC ONE THAT HE'S LOST IN.
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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PBHT!
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>> WAIT, WHAT?
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DIMENSIONS?
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I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T
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SEE HIM.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: UH, CAN'T HEAR
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YOU.
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GOING THROUGH A PORTAL.
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UH, SORRY.
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[ SQUISH! ]
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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[ SQUISH! ]
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[ POP! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: ALL RIGHT.
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NOW TO FIND MELVIN AND BRING HIM
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HOME!
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>> INTRUDER!
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YOU ARE UNDER ARREST, FILTHY
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INTRUDER.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, BOY.
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WHAT LUCK.
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I'M SO GLAD I BUMPED INTO NATIVE
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TOWNFOLK.
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>> BE QUIET.
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>> LET'S TAKE HIM TO THE MUDDY
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PRISON DUNGEON, INTRODUCE HIM TO
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GORNAK.
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[ SPLASH! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MELVIN!
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>> [ GRUNTS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: MELVIN!
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MAN, I REALLY GOT TO FIND THAT
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KID.
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>> [ GROWLS ]
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[ PANTING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.
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>> [ ROARS ]
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[ GROWLS ]
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[ CRACK! ]
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[ GROWLS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU MUST BE
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GORNAK.
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>> [ GRUNTS, GROWLS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: LISTEN,
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GORNAK -- IT'S VERY NICE TO MEET
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YOU, BUT I'M AFRAID I CAN'T PLAY
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WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.
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SO, IF YOU'LL KINDLY EXCUSE ME,
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I MUST BE ON MY WAY.
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[ WHIRRING ]
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[ GRUNTS ]
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[ SPLAT! POP! ]
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ARE YOU OKAY, UNCLE GRANDPA?
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WELL, I THINK GORNAK MUST HAVE
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MISUNDERSTOOD ME WHEN I TOLD HIM
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I CAN'T PLAY WITH HIM RIGHT NOW.
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MIND IF I TRY TALKING TO HIM?
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BY ALL MEANS, UNCLE GRANDPA.
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[ CREAK! ]
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[ SLUMP! SNAP! ]
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[ GROANS, GRUNTS ]
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>> [ GROWLS ]
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[ GRUNTING ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: GORNAK, I
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DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE, BUT,
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HONESTLY, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO
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PLAY RIGHT NOW.
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THERE'S A BOY OUT THERE WHOSE
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NAME IS MELVIN, AND HE NEEDS ME
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TO FIND HIM.
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>> [ GRUNTS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU SEE, I'VE
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NEVER LOST A KID BEFORE, AND I'M
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NOT GONNA LOSE ONE NOW.
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SO I MUST BID YOU FAIRLY WELL.
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>> Belly Bag: UM, UNCLE GRANDPA,
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COULD YOU STOP GETTING PUNCHED
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IN THE BELLY BAG?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHY,
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CERTAINLY, MY TRUSTY POUCH
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FRIEND.
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>> [ GRUNTS ]
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[ POP! ]
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>> [ GROWLS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, GORNY.
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I'M NOT SURE IF YOU'RE AWARE,
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BUT YOU GOT A LOT OF CROWDING
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BACK THERE.
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HAVE YOU CONSIDERED GETTING
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BRACES?
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>> [ GRUNTS ]
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[ THWIP! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: ALL RIGHT,
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GORNAK, I DIDN'T WANT IT TO COME
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TO THIS, BUT YOU LEAVE ME NO
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CHOICE.
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YOU JUST EARNED YOURSELF ONE
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ORDER OF UNCLE GRANDPA'S SPANK
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BOTTOM SPECIAL.
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>> [ CRYING ]
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>> THIS WARRIOR IS MOST
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IMPRESSIVE.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ GRUNTS ]
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GOOD MORNING, MINIONS.
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>> HE MUST BE SHOWN TO THE
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EMPEROR.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THE EMPEROR?
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PERFECT.
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I COULD ASK HIM WHERE MELVIN IS.
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THANK YOU.
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NOW, DON'T GO SPENDING THAT ALL
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IN ONE DIMENSION.
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[ BONK! ]
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>> [ CHOMP! ]
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EMPEROR ZORTH, I PRESENT TO YOU
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THE INTERSTELLAR WARRIOR WHO
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BESTED GORNAK.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, THERE,
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EMPEROR ZORTH.
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>> YOU!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, THERE YOU
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ARE.
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COME ON, MELVIN.
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LET'S GET YOU HOME.
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>> THE NAME ISN'T "MELVIN."
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IT'S "EMPEROR ZORTH"!
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AND I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
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BACK ON EARTH, NO ONE LISTENED
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TO ME, BUT HERE...
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WATCH THIS.
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[ WHISTLES ]
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GO MAKE ME A DINNER SANDWICH.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHY ARE YOU
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FOLLOWING HIS ORDERS?
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>> BECAUSE HE'S THE EMPEROR.
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[ CREAK! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: OH, NO.
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AFTER I ACCIDENTALLY SENT HIM
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HERE, MELVIN DOESN'T WANT TO GO
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HOME.
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WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
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IT'S LIKE HE'S TAKEN DRESSING
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UP LIKE AN EMPEROR TOO FAR.
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HEY, THAT GIVES ME AN...
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IDEA!
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> UNCLE GRANDPA, WHAT
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ARE YOU DOING?
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I COMMAND YOU TO TAKE THAT
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RIDICULOUS COSTUME OFF.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M NOT
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UNCLE GRAN--
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[ COUGHS, CLEARS THROAT ]
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>> Emperor Krell: [ Aristocratic
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voice ] I AM NOT UNCLE GRANDPA.
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I'M EMPEROR KRELL!
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I GO ON A LOVELY COSMIC CRUISE
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OF THE NETHERVERSE FOR TWO
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WEEKS, ONLY TO COME HOME TO FIND
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MY THRONE'S BEEN TAKEN OVER BY A
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KID!
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WHY ARE YOU JUST FOLLOWING HIS
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ORDERS?
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>> HI, AGAIN, UNCLE GRANDPA.
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I AM NOT
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UNCLE GRANDPA!
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>> AND I AM NOT JUST SOME KID
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SITTING ON A THRONE!
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I AM EMPEROR ZORTH!
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[ CHOMP! ]
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NO MAYO! MAKE IT AGAIN!
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>> Emperor Krell: BELAY THAT
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ORDER, MINION.
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THERE IS ONLY ONE EMPEROR, AND
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THAT IS ME.
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NOW GET OFF MY THRONE, KID!
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>> IT'S MY THRONE, AND THE
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MINION DOES MY BIDDING!
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BECAUSE
I'MTHE EMPEROR!
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>> Emperor Krell:
I'MTHE
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EMPEROR!
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>>
I'MTHE EMPEROR!
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>> Emperor Krell:
I'MTHE
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EMPEROR!
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>>
I'MTHE EMPEROR!
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[ BOOM! ]
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[ THUD! ]
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>> I'M OKAY.
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>> Emperor Krell: MAKE ME A
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DINNER SANDWICH.
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>> YOU THINK YOU CAN
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JUST MAKE ME MAKE YOU A --
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[ RUSTLING ]
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WHAT?
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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WHY AM I DOING THIS?
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>> Emperor Krell: BECAUSE
I'M
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THE EMPEROR.
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AND NOW SHOOT FIRE OUT OF YOUR
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MOUTH.
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>> THAT'S INSANE.
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I'M NOT GOING TO -- AAH!
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AAH!
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STOP MAKING ME DO THIS!
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THAT'S AN ORDER!
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AAH!
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[ Voice breaking ] PLEASE?
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>> Emperor Krell: NEVER!
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AND NOW I ORDER YOU TO BECOME MY
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DINNER-SANDWICH-MAKING,
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FIRE-BREATHING PET POGNOG...
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FOREVER!
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>> POGNOG?
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WHAT'S A POGNOG?
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[ BUBBLE! BUBBLE! BUBBLE! ]
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NO, NOT THE MAYONNAISE!
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[ SOBBING ]
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>> Emperor Krell: WHO'S THE
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EMPEROR NOW, KID?
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
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>> YOU'RE THE EMPEROR!
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YOU ARE!
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YOU'RE THE EMPEROR,
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UNCLE GRANDPA!
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[ Crying ] I'M SO SORRY.
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I JUST GET CARRIED AWAY WHEN I
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PUT ON THAT STUPID COSTUME.
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[ SOBS ]
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I LEARNED HOW ANNOYING IT IS TO
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BE BOSSED AROUND, AND I'LL NEVER
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DO IT AGAIN.
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I HATE BEING SPACE EMPEROR.
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I JUST WANT TO GO HOME!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S JUST
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WHAT I WANTED TO HEAR.
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>> WHAT?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: HUH? OH.
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I WAS JUST SAYING, "THAT'S JUST
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WHAT I WANTED TO HEAR."
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>> BUT -- WHAT?
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>> Emperor Krell: WHO IS THAT
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HANDSOME DEVIL?
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OH, NEVER MIND.
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PREPARE TO DIE!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: NOT THIS
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MORNING!
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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>> Emperor Krell: HA!
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YOU MISSED ME!
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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AAH!
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I TOTALLY
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MEANT TO DO THAT.
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[ BUTTON CLICKS ]
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[ CRANK! ]
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[ WHOOSH! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: I NEVER LOST A
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KID YET.
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READY TO GO HOME, MELVIN?
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>> SO, DID YOU KNOW THERE WAS AN
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EVIL EMPEROR DUDE WHO LOOKED
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EXACTLY LIKE YOU, OR WAS THAT
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JUST A COINCIDENCE?
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>> Uncle Grandpa: UH, CAN'T HEAR
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YOU.
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GOING THROUGH A PORTAL.
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[ ZIP! ]
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[ ZIP! SQUISH! ]
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[ ZIP! ZIP! ]
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>> MELVIN!
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THANK YOU, UNCLE GRANDPA.
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COME ON INSIDE, MELVIN.
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I'LL MAKE YOU A DINNER SANDWICH.
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>> HOW ABOUT
IMAKEYOU
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A DINNER SANDWICH?
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>> OKAY.
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THANKS, MELVIN.
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>> DON'T THANK ME.
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THANK -- UNCLE GRANDPA?
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[ GUST! ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: ♪ GOOD...
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MOR...
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NING ♪
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>> Belly Bag: IT'S TIME FOR
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"TIGER TALK," WITH YOUR HOST,
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GIANT REALISTIC FLYING TIGER!
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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>> GRFT: [ GROWLS ]
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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[ ROARS ]
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE STOP ]
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[ GROWLS ]
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[ ROARS ]
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>> Mr. Gus: THAT'S A GOOD
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QUESTION, TIGER.
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I'D SAY ABOUT THREE OR FOUR
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TIMES A WEEK.
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>> Audience: OOH!
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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]
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>> Mr. Gus: NO.
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>> Audience: AW!
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>> GRFT: [ GROWLS, ROARS ]
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>> Mr. Gus: MY FAVORITE FOOD IS
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TOAST.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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>> Belly Bag: THAT'S ALL THE
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TIME WE HAVE FOR "TIGER TALK"
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TODAY.
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TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN
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PIZZA STEVE MODELS THE HOTTEST
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FALL TOPPINGS.
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[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING ]
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>> GRFT: [ GROWLS ]
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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ SNAP! ]
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[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
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[ SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK! ]
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AAH-AAH-AAH--
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CHOO!
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