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♪ Magic is real here

♪ Far away from home

♪ Anything can happen when witches make the rules ♪

♪ Monsters are cool

♪ The moon is our friend

♪ I want to stay with you on "Summer Camp Island" ♪

♪♪

The dragon storms down from the rocks,

he picks up Princess Marshmallow in his terrifying grip,

and he says...

What does he say?

"Princess Marshmallow,

I love you. Can't you see that?!"

Princess Marshmallow thinks for a second

and then she says... She says!

Lights out!

"Lights out"?

That's pretty mysterious.

No, Pajamas. It's Susie.

Everyone turn your lights out!

[ Saxophone sounds ]

I wholeheartedly agree.

I'll be up for another hour cause I'm the Camp Counselor,

but you have to go to bed now because you're bay-bies!

Did she just call me a baby?

Because I'm pretty sure I'm older than her.

No, Moon. I'm the baby.

[ Sighs ] Goodnight, Pajamas.

[ Blink! ]

Oscar! Hey Oscar!

I'm too jazzed to sleep.

I know, Pajamas. Here.

The camp guide will put you to sleep.

You hate this thing!

It's so predictable!

Okay Yetis, Monsters...

[ Yawns ]Hurt Feelings,

Cool Distracting Stuff...

Whoa! This page is missing!

Pajamas, are you seeing this?

I love you, Princess Marshmallow...

[ Laughs ]

[ Snoring ]

[ Slurping, xylophone chimes ]

♪♪

[ Inhales sharply ][ Door twinkles ]

[ Muffled ] What do you want?

Hey Susie. So...

[ Chomp ]

Wait a second. Are you brushing your teeth

and eating breakfast at the same time?

I don't like wasting time.

Speaking of which...Oh, right!

So I was looking through my camp guide last night and...

What ripped out pages?

I didn't say anything about ripped out pages.

Don't make me call lights out at 8:00 in the morning.

You wouldn't dare.

[ Normal voice ] Wouldn't I[ Twinkles ]

Susie!

Dumb Susie... Dumb ripped out pages.

[ Whispering ] Hey, Oscar!

-Huh? -Ohhhhhh!

Hey, Oscar. Hey, come here.

You wanna help me clean out the unicorn stable?

I think you'll find it "enlightening."

Are you saying what I'm looking for is in the unicorn stables?

[ Normal voice ] I don't know. Am I?

Ahh! There's nothing here!

[ Sneezes, twinkles ]Gesundheit.

I swear Bubbles, this is the last time I fall for Howard's

"help me clean out the stables" bit.

[ Blows ]

You know? [ Gasps ]

Ha-ha!

This changes everything.

Guys! Guys! Guys! Guys! Guys!

This is higher than I thought.

I got you, Oscar. [ Grunts ]

Thanks, Hedgehog. Guess what?

You got a cool new hat?

This cool new hat is the answer

to all our hopes and dreams!

What is It, Oscar?

It's a page that was ripped out of the camp guide,

and apparently, we can win merit badges

for being good at camp activities.

Six badges, we get an extra dessert.

10 badges, we get a scalp massage from a yeti!

And for 50 badges, you get a trip

to a secret chocolate water park,

complete with chocolate money fountain.

All: Whoa!

Whoa.

Whoa. [ Kettle blows]

-So you guys wanna do it? -Definitely.

But how do we know if it's working?

Hmm.[ Both gasps ]

♪ You know about the badges!

Oscar: "You know about the badges" badge!

It's working!

Okay, guys, lets go get some badges.

[ Piano plays ]

[ Triangle dings ]

[ Snores saxophone sound ]

[ Twinkling ]

Hedgehog: [ Laughs ]

Hedgehog don't look at me while I'm dancing!

♪ Astronomy!

♪♪

♪ Softball!

Homerun.

♪ 2 hour nap!

♪♪

♪ Swimming with sharks!

♪ Piano montage music!

Ok! So we got 6 badges! Not bad!

Okay, so if we keep this up, in 7 days,

we'd get one chocolate pudding each?

Pfft -- not worth it.

Or!

We could pool our badges and get one

chocolate pudding right now!

All: Yeah!

[ Laughs ][ Twinkles ]

Oh, man, this tomato soup is going to be so good.

-Susie! Susie! -What are you doing here?

We want our extra chocolate pudding.

Oh no.

It's legit.

Then you have to give them the dessert, Susie.

That's the rules.

You know sometimes I really hate you, Betsy.

-Here you go, Oscar. -Thanks, Betsy!

I was going to eat that for dinner.

And we'll be back tomorrow for the scalp massage!

[ All munching ]

Oscar, you genius!

[ Muffled ] Did you see the look on Susie's face?

I can't wait to get more prizes.

Susie, you buffoon.

Did you see the look on Oscar's face?

We can't let those babies get anymore prizes.

These are our rewards! We deserve them!

No we don't.[ Neck creaking ]

But Susie, Summer Camp law dictates

that we have to give the kids prizes

if they collect enough... badges.

Well, then, we can't let them get anymore badges then.

Can we? Betsy!

♪♪

[ Slurping ]

Pepper, you hit it out of the park yesterday

with your two hour nap.

Do you think you could go for the five now?!

Are you kidding?!

I'm getting tired just watching you guys!

Easy peasy.

Lemon squeezy.[ Wands twinkle ]

-Hi, Tree! -Hi!

You're toast, Oscar. Literally.

Butter! Whoa!

-Jello. -Wahh!

-Marshmallows. -Whoa!

Bubble gum.[ Gum pops ]

-Confetti. -Whoa!

[ Laughs maniacally ]

Spaghetti. Whoa!

We didn't get any badges?

I don't get it. We did so well yesterday.

I don't want to critique with your strategies Oscar,

but covering me in exploding confetti

really didn't help with my REM cycle.

I didn't cover you in exploding confe--

Susie.

Prance, prance, prance.[ Music plays in headphones ]

Ha cha cha! Ha cha cha! Ha cha cha!

Do you think I'm some kind of a fool?

Oh. Yes! I'm sorry was that not clear?

Because that's on me.[ Grunts ]

I know you're sabotaging us. I just can't figure out why?!

Like why does it matter if we get an extra dessert?

Or a scalp massage? Or a...

chocolate money fountain?

[ Gasps ] Chocolate money fountain!

You've been stealing all the prizes for yourself!

And what are you gonna do about it -- Baby?

Everything.

Okay campers!

Today we're going to win as many badges

as is humanly possible.

Oscar, we're pretty exhausted.

Why don't we just hang out today?

It's just chocolate money.

This isn't about the chocolate money anymore, Hedgehog.

This is so much bigger than chocolate money.

Hey Howard!

What's up little guy?

Okay. Here we go.

Campers! Do you want to live in a world

where you can only have one dessert for dinner?!

All: No!

Do you want to turn your lights out whenever Susie tells you to?

All: No way!

Are you ready to take back the camp?!

All: Yeah!

Oscar, let's do this!

Do you have a plan?

I do not have a plan!

-Whoo! -Okay, plan, plan.

Okay! Here's what we need to do.

Everyone will need to distract the witches

while I break off and earn as many badges as possible.

They're gonna notice you're gone, Oscar.

Hmm.

[ Grunting, wands twinkling ]

Ha! This is too easy.

I hope this works, Oscar!

♪ Wilderness Badge!

Yes!

♪ Yeti Grooming!

♪♪

♪ Saw a Loch Ness Monster!

Hey, Moon! I made you a friendship bracelet!

[ Gasps ] Ooh!

♪ Hang gliding!

♪ Friends with Moon!

[ Grunting continues, twinkling continues ]

Rahh! [ Grunting ]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Hyah!

[ Panting ]

You knew he was fake?

I was 50/50.

Well, ladies, looks like we're just going

to have to go looking for the real one.

[ Wand twinkles ]

Oscar, she's coming!

[ Wand twinkles ]Huh?

Hey, dummy.

Oh, boy.

You can't outrun me, Oscar!

Ah! Ow!

Ah! Ow!

[ Laughs ]

♪ Hurdling!

-Yes! -No!

[ Puff! ]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Is there a badge for letting all your friends

get smushed by rocks, Oscar? [ Laughs ]

[ Rocks grunting ]Okay, plan, plan.

I need a plan. I do not have a plan!

Run, Hedgehog!

I'm sure he's okay, Hedgehog.

I'm not okay!

That might have been too many rocks.

-Ah! -Whoa!

-Ughhh! -Hi, Susie.

Whoa! Ugh!

Come on, come on.

Badges, you're our only hope!

[ Rock grunting ]Ahhhhhh!

We're toast! Guys, run, run, run, run!

-Oscar! -Hedgehog!

Oscar! Hedgehog! Bored now.

[ Puff! ]

Wait. They're stopping.

Oh, man. Whew. That's great news.

[ Brooms zoom ]You risked your life and your badges

to try and save your friends?

Ha! I win! I win!

Fine Susie, you win.

Just like always.

Oscar, look at all these badges!

Are they for failure?

No, they're for bravery!

There must be at least 100 badges here!

100 badges?!

That's two trips to the chocolate money fountain!

Pay up, Susie.

Okay, you got me.

Two trips to the chocolate money fountain coming right up.

Stop! You know what the real 100 badge reward is.

[ Scoffs ] Camp counselor for a day?!

You know sometimes I really hate you, Betsy.

[ Wand twinkles ]

Lights out!

Lights out whenever you want!

Then come over to my house for a pajama party!

It's a party for pajamas!

Not you, Susie.

That was implied.

♪♪

♪♪

[ Crunch ] It's legit.