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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,821 --> 00:00:16,861 [both speaking Arabic] 2 00:00:19,455 --> 00:00:20,625 � Sure. 3 00:00:33,568 --> 00:00:36,868 � Says Ramy Hassan. 4 00:00:46,666 --> 00:00:48,446 [speaks in Arabic] 5 00:00:53,566 --> 00:00:55,066 [knock at door] 6 00:00:59,911 --> 00:01:01,961 � Hey. � Hey. Did anybody see you? 7 00:01:01,957 --> 00:01:03,537 � No. This guard was staring at me, 8 00:01:03,544 --> 00:01:05,804 but I think I imagined it. Hi. 9 00:01:05,798 --> 00:01:08,638 � Hey. [knock at door] 10 00:01:55,231 --> 00:01:56,271 � Shh! 11 00:02:28,254 --> 00:02:29,804 � What the fuck? 12 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:31,180 I didn't know they actually enforced that. 13 00:02:31,177 --> 00:02:32,297 That dude had a gun. 14 00:02:32,304 --> 00:02:33,524 � Yeah, yeah, they enforce it, Ramy. 15 00:02:33,516 --> 00:02:34,676 � Are��are you okay? 16 00:02:34,684 --> 00:02:36,984 AMANI: Yeah, I'm fine. 17 00:02:39,318 --> 00:02:40,608 [sighs] 18 00:02:40,613 --> 00:02:42,833 � You know, I'm, uh�� 19 00:02:42,826 --> 00:02:44,076 I know��I know everything is really close, 20 00:02:44,078 --> 00:02:46,078 but I'm��I'm not your�� your brother. 21 00:02:46,082 --> 00:02:47,292 I'm your cousin. AMANI: No, I know. 22 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:48,802 I just��I wouldn't�� 23 00:02:48,796 --> 00:02:52,426 um, that was the only thing I could say to make him leave. 24 00:02:52,427 --> 00:02:54,887 RAMY: Oh. Huh. Yeah, no, I know. 25 00:03:44,251 --> 00:03:45,091 � [laughs] Okay, no. 26 00:04:03,696 --> 00:04:05,566 � Okay, uh... 27 00:04:15,385 --> 00:04:16,425 A lot. 28 00:04:16,429 --> 00:04:17,889 AMANI: [laughs] 29 00:04:17,890 --> 00:04:19,180 � [speaking Arabic] A lot. 30 00:04:19,184 --> 00:04:20,604 And��and��and, uh�� 31 00:04:20,604 --> 00:04:23,824 and I��and I really, you know�� 32 00:04:23,819 --> 00:04:27,539 I just��I just don't want us to do anything drastic, right? 33 00:04:27,535 --> 00:04:32,205 � Drastic, like me almost getting arrested 34 00:04:32,210 --> 00:04:33,880 so we can fuck? 35 00:04:33,881 --> 00:04:35,131 � No, I��I�� 36 00:04:35,133 --> 00:04:38,773 � Okay. Uh, what��what is this to you? 37 00:04:38,766 --> 00:04:40,636 Like, what��what do you want? 38 00:04:40,644 --> 00:04:45,114 � Like, we're��we're�� we're connecting, you know, 39 00:04:45,111 --> 00:04:48,741 so much, and��and��and�� and exploring that is amazing. 40 00:04:48,744 --> 00:04:50,754 I��I just, you know�� 41 00:04:50,748 --> 00:04:52,588 I'm figuring out a lot of stuff right now, 42 00:04:52,585 --> 00:04:55,125 and��and��and I still don't know where�� 43 00:04:55,131 --> 00:04:56,591 where life's gonna take me. 44 00:04:56,593 --> 00:04:58,933 � Yeah, but I guess I didn't think you'd want 45 00:04:58,931 --> 00:05:02,021 to casually fuck your cousin. 46 00:05:02,020 --> 00:05:04,530 � Come on, we didn't even grow up together. 47 00:05:04,526 --> 00:05:06,276 We're barely cousins. 48 00:05:06,278 --> 00:05:07,738 AMANI: Oh, my God. You�� 49 00:05:07,740 --> 00:05:09,540 No, you��you just��you just, like, 50 00:05:09,536 --> 00:05:13,746 swooped in when I was�� when my grandpa had just died, 51 00:05:13,752 --> 00:05:16,762 and I was grieving and confused. 52 00:05:16,758 --> 00:05:18,298 � Well, he was my grandpa too. 53 00:05:18,302 --> 00:05:19,512 � No, see, if I'm barely your cousin, 54 00:05:19,514 --> 00:05:20,984 then he's barely your grandpa. 55 00:05:22,435 --> 00:05:23,855 Look, I just��you�� 56 00:05:23,856 --> 00:05:26,696 you came here saying that you wanted 57 00:05:26,695 --> 00:05:29,405 to find a connection and God. 58 00:05:29,408 --> 00:05:30,788 � Yeah. AMANI: Yeah, and now 59 00:05:30,786 --> 00:05:33,206 you don't know what you're looking for? 60 00:05:33,207 --> 00:05:35,037 Like, you kept extending your trip, 61 00:05:35,044 --> 00:05:37,514 and I thought it was because of me, but it's not, is it? 62 00:05:37,508 --> 00:05:40,258 It's that you don't have anything to go back to. 63 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:42,888 All right. Okay, um... 64 00:05:42,894 --> 00:05:44,404 RAMY: Amani�� 65 00:05:44,396 --> 00:05:47,776 � No, look, I��I��I'm�� I'm not gonna risk everything 66 00:05:47,778 --> 00:05:50,158 for someone who doesn't, like, believe in anything, 67 00:05:50,158 --> 00:05:55,338 so, um, yeah, I just�� I��I��I hope life takes you 68 00:05:55,335 --> 00:05:57,295 wherever the fuck you want it to, Ramy. 69 00:06:04,019 --> 00:06:07,029 [upbeat music] 70 00:06:07,025 --> 00:06:09,605 ♪ ♪ 71 00:06:11,367 --> 00:06:13,957 ZAINAB: My mom would always make my dad stop the car 72 00:06:13,956 --> 00:06:16,376 whenever we drove by a cemetery 73 00:06:16,377 --> 00:06:19,297 so that we could say a prayer. 74 00:06:19,299 --> 00:06:21,139 � That's beautiful. � [chuckles] 75 00:06:21,136 --> 00:06:22,806 Yeah, there's this one graveyard on the way 76 00:06:22,807 --> 00:06:24,937 to our house on the nicer side of town, 77 00:06:24,936 --> 00:06:27,526 and, uh, we would always stop by it. 78 00:06:27,525 --> 00:06:31,405 And one day, we actually walked in, 79 00:06:31,407 --> 00:06:34,287 and we realized it was a pet cemetery. 80 00:06:34,288 --> 00:06:36,578 � [laughs] 81 00:06:36,584 --> 00:06:39,974 � All those years, we thought we were praying for families, 82 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:42,136 and it was just a bunch of cats. 83 00:06:42,137 --> 00:06:44,017 � I��I mean, those cats got some 84 00:06:44,016 --> 00:06:46,596 really high�quality prayers, like��like, from your family. 85 00:06:46,604 --> 00:06:48,234 That's��that's huge. 86 00:06:48,232 --> 00:06:50,452 They're��they're set. � [chuckles] 87 00:06:50,445 --> 00:06:53,615 Yeah, cemeteries reminded me of my mom, 88 00:06:53,618 --> 00:06:58,208 not 'cause she's dead but 'cause of who she was, 89 00:06:58,210 --> 00:07:00,170 how thoughtful she was. 90 00:07:01,050 --> 00:07:03,760 And then I remember Surat Yasin. 91 00:07:03,764 --> 00:07:06,904 It's, um, the prayer that's a reminder to the living. 92 00:07:06,895 --> 00:07:09,065 You know, we come here for us, to remind us 93 00:07:09,066 --> 00:07:13,276 to be better people while we can. 94 00:07:13,282 --> 00:07:16,662 So, um, that's why I brought you here. 95 00:07:16,664 --> 00:07:19,094 I wanted to share that with you. 96 00:07:19,086 --> 00:07:22,756 Um, I want us to commit to improving together. 97 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:26,140 � Me too. I��I really do. 98 00:07:27,978 --> 00:07:29,938 I wish I met your mom. � Mm. 99 00:07:29,941 --> 00:07:32,821 � She sounds like she was as amazing as you are. 100 00:07:34,867 --> 00:07:36,497 � You're lucky. 101 00:07:36,495 --> 00:07:39,375 � Yeah, I��I��I am lucky. 102 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:41,706 I mean, I'm being honest, 103 00:07:41,714 --> 00:07:43,974 when I was a kid, there was always this, like, 104 00:07:43,969 --> 00:07:48,729 small part of me that wished one of my parents would die 105 00:07:48,728 --> 00:07:51,648 just so I could, like, have, like, a thing, you know? 106 00:07:51,651 --> 00:07:53,571 Like, you know there's always, like, that kid in school who, 107 00:07:53,572 --> 00:07:55,322 like, "Oh, his dad died," 108 00:07:55,324 --> 00:07:56,834 and he had kind of, like, an edge. 109 00:07:56,828 --> 00:08:01,958 Everyone would see him, and it just gave him... 110 00:08:01,963 --> 00:08:03,133 just gave him that cool factor. 111 00:08:03,132 --> 00:08:07,562 But, um��but no, yeah, I think, like, 112 00:08:07,558 --> 00:08:09,138 my��my parents being alive is�� 113 00:08:09,144 --> 00:08:11,614 is cooler in the�� in the long run, and... 114 00:08:13,402 --> 00:08:16,072 [both speaking Arabic] 115 00:08:16,074 --> 00:08:19,794 � Hmm, too short maybe. 116 00:08:23,172 --> 00:08:24,382 What do you think? 117 00:08:25,259 --> 00:08:26,509 � Does that still fit you? 118 00:08:26,512 --> 00:08:28,472 � Of course it does. 119 00:08:28,474 --> 00:08:30,444 Oh, I like this color. 120 00:08:31,689 --> 00:08:33,829 RAMY: [speaking Arabic] MAYSA: [speaking Arabic] 121 00:08:35,196 --> 00:08:36,526 What do you think? 122 00:08:36,532 --> 00:08:39,542 Dena is helping me picking up a dress for the katb kitab. 123 00:08:39,538 --> 00:08:41,328 � Yeah, that looks�� it looks great. 124 00:08:41,333 --> 00:08:43,053 � Okay, so I'm probably just gonna wear this one, then. 125 00:08:43,045 --> 00:08:44,915 � Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You're wearing nothing. 126 00:08:44,924 --> 00:08:46,974 Maybe I will wear that one. 127 00:08:46,970 --> 00:08:50,270 I have to look my best, right? 128 00:08:50,268 --> 00:08:53,438 It's probably the only wedding I will get from either of you. 129 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:55,610 RAMY: Yeah, probably. � That's awful. 130 00:08:55,612 --> 00:08:57,532 I, uh��I just wanted to say thanks, Mom, 131 00:08:57,533 --> 00:08:59,833 for all the support. 132 00:08:59,829 --> 00:09:02,209 You know, everything you've done with the katb kitab, 133 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,498 and��and just supporting me and Zainab. 134 00:09:03,503 --> 00:09:05,633 I��I feel like... 135 00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:07,012 I was just talking to her about it. 136 00:09:07,010 --> 00:09:09,180 I just wanted to tell you how much I love you, and... 137 00:09:09,180 --> 00:09:10,850 � Habibi. 138 00:09:10,851 --> 00:09:11,891 You deserve it. 139 00:09:11,894 --> 00:09:13,734 You're the best. 140 00:09:13,732 --> 00:09:15,152 And you see, 141 00:09:15,151 --> 00:09:17,571 there will be even more family members coming 142 00:09:17,573 --> 00:09:19,333 than we expected. 143 00:09:19,326 --> 00:09:21,076 � Wh��wh��what do you mean? 144 00:09:21,079 --> 00:09:24,799 MAYSA: Your cousins are coming from Egypt. 145 00:09:24,795 --> 00:09:27,425 � Wh��wh��which cousins? 146 00:09:27,425 --> 00:09:28,715 � Shadi and Amani. 147 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:30,220 � No way. Cool. 148 00:09:30,222 --> 00:09:31,272 RAMY: S��uh, wait, sorry. 149 00:09:31,266 --> 00:09:32,976 You're saying that�� 150 00:09:32,978 --> 00:09:35,358 you're saying that Amani is��is gonna be at our�� 151 00:09:35,358 --> 00:09:36,438 at the katb kitab? 152 00:09:36,443 --> 00:09:38,203 � Yes, Shadi too. What's wrong? 153 00:09:38,197 --> 00:09:40,327 � Why? Why are they�� why are they coming, Mom? 154 00:09:40,326 --> 00:09:42,156 I told you it was gonna be a small thing. 155 00:09:42,163 --> 00:09:44,923 So I don't know why people are��are flying from��from�� 156 00:09:44,919 --> 00:09:47,509 from fucking Egypt right�� right now. 157 00:09:47,508 --> 00:09:48,838 � It's easy; I was on the phone 158 00:09:48,843 --> 00:09:51,063 with your aunt, and I was telling her 159 00:09:51,056 --> 00:09:53,976 about renewing your nadi card. 160 00:09:53,978 --> 00:09:56,188 And I told her about the wedding, 161 00:09:56,191 --> 00:09:58,701 and she said they're coming, so I couldn't say, "No, don't." 162 00:09:58,697 --> 00:10:01,277 � Mom, I don't need a nadi card, okay? 163 00:10:01,284 --> 00:10:03,924 I don't know why we�� we gotta renew the nadi card 164 00:10:03,915 --> 00:10:05,325 every year when I'm not going. 165 00:10:05,334 --> 00:10:07,094 So I��I just�� I��I don't get that. 166 00:10:07,088 --> 00:10:10,718 And��and��and it's just�� it's��it's a space issue, okay? 167 00:10:10,721 --> 00:10:13,481 Like, the��the��the��the mosque is new, and it's small, 168 00:10:13,475 --> 00:10:15,055 and��and we have a list of people. 169 00:10:15,062 --> 00:10:17,942 And now we have, you know, Shadi and Amani 170 00:10:17,943 --> 00:10:20,243 and��and her��her fuckin' husband. It's�� 171 00:10:20,239 --> 00:10:22,749 � Oh, no, they didn't last. They broke it off. 172 00:10:22,745 --> 00:10:25,115 � See? There will be only two guests. 173 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:26,674 � What it��it's��it broke off? 174 00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:29,169 They��they're not even... 175 00:10:29,174 --> 00:10:31,934 [stammering] I didn't�� I didn't��no one fuck�� 176 00:10:31,929 --> 00:10:33,309 See, this is what I'm saying. I don't know them, right? 177 00:10:33,307 --> 00:10:35,767 They don't even�� like, no one�� 178 00:10:39,779 --> 00:10:41,619 You're just on the fuckin' phone and��and everything�� 179 00:10:41,616 --> 00:10:43,116 It's not�� 180 00:10:43,118 --> 00:10:45,328 You know? Like, it's not your fuckin'�� 181 00:10:45,331 --> 00:10:47,291 What the fuck? MAYSA: Hey, get out. 182 00:10:47,293 --> 00:10:48,593 Yallah, Dena. 183 00:10:48,588 --> 00:10:49,878 Go clean his room. � What? 184 00:10:49,882 --> 00:10:51,972 � We have to make place for Shadi to sleep. 185 00:10:51,969 --> 00:10:53,809 � Why do I have to clean his room? 186 00:10:53,807 --> 00:10:55,097 � Because he is stressed! 187 00:10:55,100 --> 00:10:58,020 And when he's stressed, he cannot clean, okay? 188 00:10:58,023 --> 00:10:59,283 Yallah! 189 00:10:59,275 --> 00:11:02,315 Be useful! Come! 190 00:11:02,323 --> 00:11:03,913 � [sighs] Okay, one more day 191 00:11:03,910 --> 00:11:05,910 and he's out of the fucking house. 192 00:11:09,170 --> 00:11:10,720 YASMINA: So we're waiting for your cousins so we can eat? 193 00:11:10,715 --> 00:11:12,845 DENA: Our parents are picking them up at the airport. 194 00:11:12,845 --> 00:11:15,595 I haven't seen them since I was, like, a kid. 195 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:16,850 It's crazy. 196 00:11:16,853 --> 00:11:18,363 Ramy was just there, though. 197 00:11:18,355 --> 00:11:19,895 � Oh, yeah? How was that? 198 00:11:21,946 --> 00:11:24,576 DENA: Ramy. � Uh, yeah. 199 00:11:24,577 --> 00:11:26,197 Yeah, it was�� 200 00:11:26,204 --> 00:11:29,134 it was��it was good. 201 00:11:29,127 --> 00:11:31,717 � I don't trust Arabs. 202 00:11:31,716 --> 00:11:35,346 I mean, Ramy's cool, but, you know, Arabs. 203 00:11:35,347 --> 00:11:37,227 � It's okay. We don't trust the blacks. 204 00:11:37,226 --> 00:11:38,856 � The? 205 00:11:38,855 --> 00:11:39,855 FAROUK: Hey. 206 00:11:39,857 --> 00:11:40,857 NASEEM: Hey! 207 00:11:40,859 --> 00:11:42,089 [speaking Arabic] 208 00:11:44,365 --> 00:11:46,155 SHADI: Hey, hey. RAMY: Hey, how are you? 209 00:11:46,161 --> 00:11:48,171 � What's good, cuz? 210 00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:50,245 Dude, I've come to America. 211 00:11:50,252 --> 00:11:51,212 � Hi. 212 00:11:51,212 --> 00:11:52,382 Amani. Do you remember me? 213 00:11:52,381 --> 00:11:53,681 NASEEM: Wow, yes. 214 00:11:53,676 --> 00:11:55,676 You were an ugly baby. Look at you now, wow. 215 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:56,770 � Yeah. [laughs] 216 00:11:56,766 --> 00:11:57,766 � Hi. ZAINAB: Hi. 217 00:11:57,768 --> 00:11:59,188 � Hi, I'm Shadi. Congratulations. 218 00:11:59,187 --> 00:12:00,397 � Hey. AMANI: Hey. 219 00:12:00,397 --> 00:12:03,067 RAMY: Hey, Amani. � Congratulations. 220 00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:04,320 � Yeah, yeah, thanks. Um�� 221 00:12:04,322 --> 00:12:05,622 AMANI: Is this Zainab? 222 00:12:05,617 --> 00:12:06,617 � Yeah, Zainab, it's my cousin Amani, yeah. 223 00:12:06,619 --> 00:12:07,659 � Hi. � Hi. 224 00:12:07,663 --> 00:12:08,673 AMANI: Oh, my God. RAMY: Yeah. 225 00:12:08,665 --> 00:12:09,825 � It's so nice to meet you. 226 00:12:09,833 --> 00:12:11,753 AMANI: Mabruk. � Mabruk! 227 00:12:11,754 --> 00:12:14,304 � No, it's��I mean, I'm really happy for you guys. 228 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:15,510 � Thank you. 229 00:12:15,512 --> 00:12:16,932 � Uh, maybe we should sit and eat, yeah? 230 00:12:16,931 --> 00:12:18,431 AMANI: Yeah, of course. � We'll go��and we'll sit. 231 00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:19,773 � Yeah, we'll catch up. � Yeah, yeah, 'cause we just... 232 00:12:19,770 --> 00:12:22,440 Yeah, yeah, we just��yeah. ZAINAB: She's so pretty. 233 00:12:22,441 --> 00:12:24,911 � Yeah, yeah, she's�� yeah, she's really pretty. 234 00:12:28,579 --> 00:12:31,499 SHADI: Damn, cuz, this is so fuckin' dope. 235 00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:33,342 � Yeah, no, it's really cool, man. 236 00:12:33,338 --> 00:12:36,338 I, uh��I wasn't expecting you guys to come, though. 237 00:12:37,639 --> 00:12:39,229 I wouldn't miss this shit for the world. 238 00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:40,555 � Yeah. 239 00:12:40,562 --> 00:12:41,772 SHADI: Hey, do you know if they're, uh, playing 240 00:12:41,772 --> 00:12:43,362 any cool flicks late night in the movies? 241 00:12:43,358 --> 00:12:45,238 I'm gonna try and catch everything while I'm here. 242 00:12:45,237 --> 00:12:47,237 It always takes us forever to get any of the dope shit 243 00:12:47,241 --> 00:12:49,081 in the theaters at home, for reals. 244 00:12:49,078 --> 00:12:51,038 Like, Cairo just got "Hobbs & Shaw." 245 00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:52,291 Can you believe that? 246 00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:53,553 � Wow. SHADI: Fuck, man. 247 00:12:53,546 --> 00:12:55,966 Did those guys deserve that spin�off or what? 248 00:12:55,967 --> 00:12:57,297 I'm so proud of them. 249 00:12:57,303 --> 00:12:59,933 � Yeah, no, they seem like really cool people. 250 00:12:59,933 --> 00:13:01,193 � Shit. 251 00:13:01,186 --> 00:13:03,316 � Ramy, habibi, I need you to go to the 7�Eleven 252 00:13:03,315 --> 00:13:05,065 and get me some stuff, please. 253 00:13:05,069 --> 00:13:07,409 � Ma, is��is there no one else that can go? 254 00:13:07,406 --> 00:13:09,286 � It's my little boy's last night here, 255 00:13:09,285 --> 00:13:12,415 so I can ask him to do something for me, no? 256 00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:13,916 And take Amani with you. 257 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:16,170 She forgot her toothbrush, and I don't know, 258 00:13:16,174 --> 00:13:17,554 she needs some other stuff. 259 00:13:17,552 --> 00:13:19,932 She asked me to do it, but I'm so tired, 260 00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:23,522 and tomorrow is such a big day for me, you know the katb kitab. 261 00:13:23,523 --> 00:13:25,653 � Yeah, I��I know, Mom. It's my katb kitab. 262 00:13:25,652 --> 00:13:27,572 � Yeah, habibi, it's mine too. 263 00:13:27,572 --> 00:13:29,832 Yallah. Let's go. 264 00:13:31,162 --> 00:13:32,412 � Yo, could you, uh, grab me 265 00:13:32,414 --> 00:13:33,634 a shatafa while you're out? 266 00:13:33,626 --> 00:13:35,756 I didn't see one in the bathroom. 267 00:13:35,755 --> 00:13:38,085 � Yeah, I'll check and see if they�� 268 00:13:38,093 --> 00:13:39,303 if they have one. 269 00:13:42,226 --> 00:13:44,516 [upbeat music] 270 00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:48,453 � Hey, um, could I also get a pack of Merits, please? 271 00:13:48,446 --> 00:13:50,536 � Of course, ma'am, anything for you. 272 00:13:50,535 --> 00:13:51,695 ♪ ♪ 273 00:13:51,704 --> 00:13:54,924 [register beeping] 274 00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:57,298 AMANI: Uh, hey, I was just gonna have a quick smoke first 275 00:13:57,298 --> 00:13:59,678 if that's okay. 276 00:13:59,678 --> 00:14:01,058 � Yeah. 277 00:14:12,244 --> 00:14:14,634 � So Zainab seems nice. 278 00:14:15,919 --> 00:14:18,169 � Yeah. She's, um... 279 00:14:19,342 --> 00:14:21,012 She's really special. 280 00:14:22,724 --> 00:14:24,444 � How did you meet? 281 00:14:24,435 --> 00:14:27,935 � At the��at the Sufi center, actually. 282 00:14:27,943 --> 00:14:30,243 � [laughs] Okay. 283 00:14:30,238 --> 00:14:32,278 � Yeah, I started going after we, um... 284 00:14:32,284 --> 00:14:34,414 � Yeah. 285 00:14:34,413 --> 00:14:35,713 � You know, went to that hadra. 286 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,458 � Yeah, no, I��I remember. 287 00:14:43,181 --> 00:14:44,891 � Why'd you come? 288 00:14:47,189 --> 00:14:49,489 � 'Cause my parents were paying 289 00:14:49,485 --> 00:14:53,275 and I wasn't gonna turn down a free trip to New York. 290 00:14:53,284 --> 00:14:54,874 I mean, and then, of course, it turns out 291 00:14:54,871 --> 00:14:56,791 that it's in fuckin' Jersey. 292 00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:02,218 [laughs] 293 00:15:02,219 --> 00:15:05,479 � Seriously, though. Like, why are you here? 294 00:15:09,316 --> 00:15:13,486 � Uh...I don't know. 295 00:15:13,491 --> 00:15:17,631 I, uh, was thinking about that 296 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,755 on the plane over here, 297 00:15:19,755 --> 00:15:25,135 and...I mean, 298 00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:28,440 'cause you're family, I guess. 299 00:15:28,438 --> 00:15:29,978 But, um... 300 00:15:32,154 --> 00:15:34,994 I guess I just couldn't believe 301 00:15:34,993 --> 00:15:39,213 that you were getting married so soon after us. 302 00:15:39,210 --> 00:15:42,470 And I just�� I needed to see it for myself. 303 00:15:42,466 --> 00:15:45,466 � You��you got engaged right after us, 304 00:15:45,472 --> 00:15:46,932 and then�� and then you broke it off, 305 00:15:46,934 --> 00:15:48,734 and��and I didn't know anything about it. 306 00:15:48,729 --> 00:15:50,569 I didn't know when it happened. I didn't know when it ended. 307 00:15:50,566 --> 00:15:54,276 I��I��I thought you moved on, so�� 308 00:15:54,281 --> 00:15:56,331 so I did too. 309 00:15:56,327 --> 00:15:58,747 � Yeah, well, I guess I didn't. 310 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,380 I don't know. Look, just everything with that guy 311 00:16:02,381 --> 00:16:04,141 was a massive mistake, okay? 312 00:16:04,135 --> 00:16:07,385 And��and with you and me, I just�� 313 00:16:07,391 --> 00:16:11,361 I started feeling like... 314 00:16:11,357 --> 00:16:13,567 things ended so abruptly, you know? 315 00:16:13,571 --> 00:16:16,951 And maybe it was�� I just overreacted 316 00:16:16,952 --> 00:16:19,042 because I was scared. 317 00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:23,375 I don't know. 318 00:16:23,381 --> 00:16:25,891 � This is��I mean, this is... 319 00:16:25,887 --> 00:16:27,717 so fucking confusing. 320 00:16:27,724 --> 00:16:28,814 I��I can't��I�� 321 00:16:28,809 --> 00:16:29,809 � No, you're right. No, listen�� 322 00:16:29,811 --> 00:16:30,861 � I'm not�� � I'm sorry. 323 00:16:30,855 --> 00:16:34,105 That's not what I��no. 324 00:16:34,111 --> 00:16:36,701 Okay, look at me. 325 00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:37,830 No, we're good. 326 00:16:37,827 --> 00:16:41,667 It's��everything happens for a reason. 327 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:45,128 And we are where we are, 328 00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:48,813 and I am happy for you. 329 00:16:50,435 --> 00:16:51,515 I am, Ramy. 330 00:16:51,521 --> 00:16:54,491 She's��she's great. 331 00:16:54,485 --> 00:16:55,695 � Thank you. 332 00:16:55,696 --> 00:16:58,236 � Yeah. 333 00:16:58,243 --> 00:17:01,173 Everything's gonna be fine. 334 00:17:01,165 --> 00:17:03,085 Inshallah. [chuckles] 335 00:17:04,798 --> 00:17:06,678 � Inshallah. 336 00:17:10,350 --> 00:17:12,310 [sighs] 337 00:17:15,528 --> 00:17:18,528 [breathes deeply] 338 00:17:37,947 --> 00:17:40,947 [dramatic music] 339 00:17:40,953 --> 00:17:42,753 ♪ ♪ 340 00:17:42,749 --> 00:17:44,339 [indistinct chatter] 341 00:17:44,335 --> 00:17:51,345 ♪ ♪ 342 00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:55,610 � Why do you look depressed? 343 00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:56,778 � Ramy, we gotta go upstairs, man. 344 00:17:56,777 --> 00:17:58,197 They're taking pictures soon. 345 00:17:58,196 --> 00:18:00,696 � Yeah, um, I don't�� 346 00:18:00,701 --> 00:18:03,461 I don't know if I'm making the right choice right now. 347 00:18:03,456 --> 00:18:04,746 � Yeah, of course you're not. 348 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,671 You met her, like, last week. 349 00:18:06,672 --> 00:18:09,932 I mean, have you even taken her for a test�drive? 350 00:18:09,928 --> 00:18:10,968 � What? 351 00:18:10,971 --> 00:18:12,101 � How is she in bed? 352 00:18:12,099 --> 00:18:13,639 � Steve, this is the sheikh's daughter. 353 00:18:13,644 --> 00:18:15,314 STEVE: What? � You don't test�drive. 354 00:18:15,313 --> 00:18:17,073 You just get in the car and alhamdulillah! 355 00:18:17,067 --> 00:18:18,777 Look, are you all right, man? 356 00:18:18,779 --> 00:18:20,699 � Uh, Zainab's amazing, and��and�� 357 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,120 and��and everything's been great. 358 00:18:23,121 --> 00:18:27,091 I just started having some thoughts about somebody else. 359 00:18:27,087 --> 00:18:28,717 AHMED: What kind of thoughts? 360 00:18:28,716 --> 00:18:29,876 Did you act on them? 361 00:18:31,137 --> 00:18:32,347 � No. 362 00:18:32,347 --> 00:18:33,597 � Okay, you didn't act on it. You're fine. 363 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,310 Let's just go upstairs. 364 00:18:35,311 --> 00:18:37,271 � It's just, I was�� I was just so confident 365 00:18:37,274 --> 00:18:39,744 that Zainab's the one, and��and now I�� 366 00:18:39,738 --> 00:18:41,618 � The one? [laughs] 367 00:18:41,616 --> 00:18:42,826 Come on, man. 368 00:18:42,827 --> 00:18:45,367 Just take a deep breath, okay, recalibrate. 369 00:18:45,373 --> 00:18:47,963 You're marrying Zainab today, all right? 370 00:18:47,962 --> 00:18:49,512 It's happening, all right? 371 00:18:49,507 --> 00:18:52,597 And if you meet somebody else, then you can marry her too. 372 00:18:52,597 --> 00:18:55,307 Westerners have the wrong idea about how marriage works. 373 00:18:55,310 --> 00:18:57,400 You gotta look at the way of the Prophet. 374 00:18:57,397 --> 00:18:59,817 I get it. You're a complicated man. 375 00:18:59,819 --> 00:19:00,909 You have different parts of you for different women. 376 00:19:00,905 --> 00:19:02,405 I get it. You need it. 377 00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:05,077 You can do it. It's part of our tradition. 378 00:19:05,079 --> 00:19:08,039 � So you're��you're saying I should have multiple wives? 379 00:19:08,044 --> 00:19:09,424 � Yes, I'm saying exactly that. 380 00:19:09,421 --> 00:19:10,931 You can have multiple wives. 381 00:19:10,925 --> 00:19:14,005 Yeah, it's a phenomenal hidden feature in our religion. 382 00:19:14,014 --> 00:19:17,984 � Being a fuckboy is a hidden feature? 383 00:19:17,980 --> 00:19:21,110 � It's not a fuckboy, Steve, okay? 384 00:19:21,111 --> 00:19:22,361 The woman has rights over you. 385 00:19:22,364 --> 00:19:23,914 There's a contractual agreement. 386 00:19:23,909 --> 00:19:26,709 You're keeping it real with your God and family, all right? 387 00:19:26,706 --> 00:19:28,916 Fuckboy doesn't even buy you a sandwich. 388 00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:31,589 � I read in New York State that over 80% of marriages 389 00:19:31,591 --> 00:19:33,551 involve three or more partners. 390 00:19:33,554 --> 00:19:35,064 � That doesn't sound like a real stat. 391 00:19:35,056 --> 00:19:38,896 � Ramy, you're going to regret not taking that test�drive. 392 00:19:38,897 --> 00:19:40,017 � I'm gonna take you out for a test�drive. 393 00:19:40,024 --> 00:19:41,284 � I'm gonna fuck you up. 394 00:19:41,277 --> 00:19:42,817 [indistinct] MO: Steve, I'm not kidding you. 395 00:19:42,822 --> 00:19:44,492 STEVE: What planet are you on? � Okay, guys, look, 396 00:19:44,491 --> 00:19:47,461 let's just�� 397 00:19:47,455 --> 00:19:49,585 You're right. I'm��I'm marrying Zainab today. 398 00:19:50,713 --> 00:19:52,803 I've been with other people, 399 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,680 and this is the best my life's ever been, 400 00:19:54,679 --> 00:19:57,479 so I'm��I'm just gonna go with that. 401 00:19:57,475 --> 00:19:58,685 MO: Let's go. 402 00:19:58,687 --> 00:20:00,107 Let's go. Steve�� 403 00:20:00,106 --> 00:20:01,356 AHMED: I can't go if he doesn't go. 404 00:20:01,358 --> 00:20:03,068 � Steve, you gotta back up a little bit. 405 00:20:03,070 --> 00:20:05,120 � Steve, please let them pass by you. 406 00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:06,536 � Step over. MO: I'm not�� 407 00:20:06,536 --> 00:20:07,656 Nobody's stepping over. � Step over. 408 00:20:07,663 --> 00:20:08,833 MO: My trousers are too tight. 409 00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:10,752 This is tailor�made. � Step over. 410 00:20:10,753 --> 00:20:13,723 [soft music] 411 00:20:13,717 --> 00:20:18,977 ♪ ♪ 412 00:20:18,977 --> 00:20:21,687 SHEIKH ALI: [speaking Arabic] 413 00:20:21,691 --> 00:20:22,861 [mystical music] 414 00:20:22,860 --> 00:20:26,240 SHEIKH ALI: [speaking Arabic] 415 00:20:26,241 --> 00:20:29,251 SINGER: [singing in Arabic] 416 00:20:29,247 --> 00:20:36,257 ♪ ♪ 417 00:20:38,684 --> 00:20:41,774 SHEIKH ALI: [speaking Arabic] 418 00:20:41,773 --> 00:20:48,793 ♪ ♪ 419 00:21:03,608 --> 00:21:10,368 ♪ ♪ 420 00:21:17,887 --> 00:21:20,887 [speaking Arabic] 421 00:21:20,893 --> 00:21:24,483 SINGER: [singing in Arabic] 422 00:21:24,483 --> 00:21:31,293 ♪ ♪ 423 00:21:34,545 --> 00:21:38,045 SHEIKH ALI: [speaking Arabic] 424 00:21:38,052 --> 00:21:45,072 ♪ ♪ 425 00:21:55,963 --> 00:21:57,263 � [laughs] 426 00:21:57,257 --> 00:21:59,177 RAMY: [chuckles] Hey. 427 00:21:59,177 --> 00:22:01,557 � Hi. 428 00:22:01,558 --> 00:22:03,518 We're married. 429 00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,020 � Yeah. 430 00:22:05,022 --> 00:22:08,072 Yeah, we're... 431 00:22:08,070 --> 00:22:09,410 Mm. 432 00:22:13,748 --> 00:22:15,958 ZAINAB: I'm actually kind of glad 433 00:22:15,961 --> 00:22:18,381 that you weren't a virgin. 434 00:22:18,382 --> 00:22:20,802 RAMY: Uh... 435 00:22:20,804 --> 00:22:22,894 really? 436 00:22:22,892 --> 00:22:27,402 � Yeah, I think knowing that allowed me to actually relax. 437 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:28,860 I know I'm not supposed to say that, 438 00:22:28,862 --> 00:22:32,752 but I'm just glad that one of us had some experience. 439 00:22:32,745 --> 00:22:34,535 RAMY: [chuckles] 440 00:22:34,540 --> 00:22:38,460 Uh, I mean, that's��that's�� that's great, 441 00:22:38,464 --> 00:22:41,644 'cause I��I was really nervous to��to tell you, 442 00:22:41,638 --> 00:22:43,978 you know, about things that I've done before. 443 00:22:43,975 --> 00:22:45,265 � Yeah, I know. 444 00:22:45,269 --> 00:22:46,899 And I really appreciated your honesty. 445 00:22:46,898 --> 00:22:50,948 I mean, some guys would've lied or, you know, 446 00:22:50,948 --> 00:22:54,288 not said anything at all, so thank you. 447 00:22:54,287 --> 00:22:58,457 � Yeah, yeah, and��'cause I�� I��that's the thing. 448 00:22:58,462 --> 00:23:00,722 I��I don't want to lie, 449 00:23:00,717 --> 00:23:06,187 and��and��and I think in�� in just being honest, you know, 450 00:23:06,186 --> 00:23:08,976 you know I have had a past... 451 00:23:08,984 --> 00:23:10,574 ZAINAB: Mm�hmm. � You know? 452 00:23:10,570 --> 00:23:15,330 I��I've��I've had sex that I�� that I regret, you know, 453 00:23:15,329 --> 00:23:18,629 um, sex that wasn't halal. 454 00:23:18,628 --> 00:23:22,298 I mean, it really never was halal until, 455 00:23:22,302 --> 00:23:24,472 you know, tonight, 456 00:23:24,472 --> 00:23:26,732 and��and that's just why I feel like Allah just�� 457 00:23:26,728 --> 00:23:28,898 just sent you to�� to make me better. 458 00:23:28,898 --> 00:23:31,448 � I think Allah sent you to make me better. 459 00:23:31,445 --> 00:23:32,775 � Yeah. � [chuckles] 460 00:23:32,781 --> 00:23:33,991 � It's just amazing that we�� 461 00:23:33,992 --> 00:23:36,332 we just connect on�� on our faith, right? 462 00:23:36,330 --> 00:23:38,670 ZAINAB: Yeah, mm�hmm. � That's what's so important. 463 00:23:38,668 --> 00:23:42,928 'Cause then we don't get caught up in all these ideas 464 00:23:42,926 --> 00:23:45,806 of��of marriage that�� that Westerners have, you know? 465 00:23:45,807 --> 00:23:50,317 We know that Allah wants us to be true to our nature. 466 00:23:50,316 --> 00:23:53,946 � Oh, okay, what do you mean, "true to our nature"? 467 00:23:53,948 --> 00:23:55,988 � You know, like�� you know how Westerners 468 00:23:55,994 --> 00:23:59,004 are just so caught up in this whole, like, uh, 469 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,340 "I'm only gonna get married once and to one person, 470 00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:05,560 and this person is gonna fill all parts of me"? 471 00:24:05,555 --> 00:24:08,135 You know, just, like, that, like... 472 00:24:08,143 --> 00:24:10,273 ZAINAB: Mm�hmm. � That��that, uh, 473 00:24:10,272 --> 00:24:13,072 just that, like, Hallmark shit, you know? 474 00:24:13,070 --> 00:24:15,780 Like, just that, like, it's fuckin'�� 475 00:24:15,784 --> 00:24:18,374 it's, like, corporate brainwashing, yeah? 476 00:24:18,372 --> 00:24:21,632 � So you want more than one wife, 477 00:24:21,629 --> 00:24:24,299 and that's brainwash... 478 00:24:24,300 --> 00:24:25,550 � No, no, no, I'm�� 479 00:24:25,554 --> 00:24:30,024 I'm saying that I want to be 480 00:24:30,020 --> 00:24:31,480 like the Prophet. 481 00:24:31,481 --> 00:24:33,281 [speaking Arabic] 482 00:24:33,277 --> 00:24:36,737 And��and the Prophet had multiple wives, 483 00:24:36,742 --> 00:24:39,962 so I'm just looking at the�� just the whole path. 484 00:24:39,957 --> 00:24:42,747 � So you�� you want multiple wives? 485 00:24:42,754 --> 00:24:44,424 � What I'm saying is that we're�� 486 00:24:44,424 --> 00:24:46,804 we're allowed to have up to four, 487 00:24:46,804 --> 00:24:49,484 but��but I wouldn't, like, I would just�� 488 00:24:49,476 --> 00:24:51,436 I would be, like��like, two. 489 00:24:51,438 --> 00:24:53,608 Like, I would just be at that, like��like, at a two. 490 00:24:53,610 --> 00:24:55,780 You know what I mean? Like��like, I wouldn't... 491 00:24:55,780 --> 00:24:57,280 uh... 492 00:24:59,412 --> 00:25:01,212 I think��I think that some of this is coming out wrong 493 00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:04,918 because I feel guilty about something that, um, 494 00:25:04,924 --> 00:25:07,554 I'm now realizing maybe�� maybe I should've told you. 495 00:25:07,554 --> 00:25:10,314 Uh, just��it was�� it was just something, like, 496 00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:15,189 part of my history that�� that happened kind of recently. 497 00:25:16,656 --> 00:25:18,486 � How recently? 498 00:25:18,492 --> 00:25:22,672 � Uh, it was��it was, like, last night, I think. 499 00:25:22,668 --> 00:25:24,458 � What? RAMY: Yeah, it��it was, like, 500 00:25:24,462 --> 00:25:27,552 yeah, like��like, la��yeah, but��but I think the�� 501 00:25:27,553 --> 00:25:30,813 the important thing is that it happened, you know, 502 00:25:30,809 --> 00:25:34,439 before we got married, and�� and so I know technically, 503 00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:35,690 like, I don't have to say anything, 504 00:25:35,694 --> 00:25:37,364 but I��I wanted to. 505 00:25:37,363 --> 00:25:39,373 � What does that mean? 506 00:25:39,367 --> 00:25:42,537 � Look, I got��I got, like, ambushed, all right? 507 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:44,341 Like��like, an ex of mine just�� 508 00:25:44,335 --> 00:25:46,295 just came out of nowhere into town 509 00:25:46,298 --> 00:25:47,468 for the wedding, and I�� 510 00:25:47,466 --> 00:25:49,006 � Your ex was at our katb kitab? 511 00:25:49,012 --> 00:25:50,312 � I didn't inv�� ZAINAB: An ex? 512 00:25:50,306 --> 00:25:52,386 � I didn't invite her, okay? It was my mom. 513 00:25:52,393 --> 00:25:54,653 My mom fuckin' invited, like, all of Cairo like�� 514 00:25:54,648 --> 00:25:56,818 like we were having, like�� like, a festival or something, 515 00:25:56,819 --> 00:26:00,789 and��and she told everybody, and��and I didn't want that. 516 00:26:00,785 --> 00:26:03,415 � Amani? 517 00:26:03,415 --> 00:26:06,125 Amani, your cousin? 518 00:26:06,129 --> 00:26:07,509 � Yeah. 519 00:26:08,843 --> 00:26:11,433 � Amani, who was in our wedding photos? 520 00:26:11,431 --> 00:26:14,521 � Well, yeah, she's�� she's family. 521 00:26:15,732 --> 00:26:18,912 � Your ex is your cousin. 522 00:26:18,905 --> 00:26:22,075 You had sex with your cousin, who is your ex? 523 00:26:22,078 --> 00:26:24,038 � Yeah, you see, you're really hitting "cousin," 524 00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,130 like, kind of hard, and I�� 525 00:26:26,127 --> 00:26:28,757 I just want to again say that's, like�� 526 00:26:28,758 --> 00:26:30,218 that's some, like, West shit. 527 00:26:30,219 --> 00:26:31,599 Like, that's not, like�� 528 00:26:31,597 --> 00:26:34,307 like, principally, um�� 529 00:26:34,310 --> 00:26:35,860 and I know I broke some principles. 530 00:26:35,855 --> 00:26:38,025 I'm just saying, 531 00:26:38,026 --> 00:26:39,656 just while we're here in the area, there's�� 532 00:26:39,655 --> 00:26:42,115 � Okay, not dealing with this right now. 533 00:26:44,163 --> 00:26:47,253 RAMY: Okay, like, Zai�� 534 00:26:51,887 --> 00:26:53,347 ZAINAB: [exhales heavily] 535 00:26:55,102 --> 00:26:57,022 � Look, I��I think you're�� 536 00:26:57,022 --> 00:26:59,902 Let's just, um�� 537 00:26:59,903 --> 00:27:01,323 We'll just�� we'll just sleep, 538 00:27:01,322 --> 00:27:05,712 and then inshallah in the morning, we'll�� 539 00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:08,707 we'll figure out, you know... 540 00:27:08,713 --> 00:27:10,343 [sighs] 541 00:27:22,783 --> 00:27:25,413 � Mm. Zainab? 542 00:27:32,761 --> 00:27:35,431 Z��Zainab? 543 00:27:35,432 --> 00:27:38,022 Uh...Sheikh... 544 00:27:38,021 --> 00:27:41,151 uh, where's, uh�� 545 00:27:41,152 --> 00:27:43,112 where's��where's Zainab at? 546 00:27:43,114 --> 00:27:45,754 � Zainab's gone. 547 00:27:47,331 --> 00:27:52,131 � Um, Sh��Sheikh, um... 548 00:27:52,132 --> 00:27:54,812 SHEIKH ALI: I blame myself. 549 00:27:54,805 --> 00:27:57,935 I let you into my world... 550 00:27:59,940 --> 00:28:02,110 Into my daughter's world. RAMY: No, this is�� 551 00:28:02,111 --> 00:28:05,741 this is��it's not��it's not�� um, listen. 552 00:28:05,743 --> 00:28:07,623 Okay, it was�� it was my fault. 553 00:28:07,622 --> 00:28:08,872 It was�� it was a misunderstanding. 554 00:28:08,874 --> 00:28:10,424 It's��it's not your fault. 555 00:28:10,419 --> 00:28:12,009 It's��it's not Zainab's fault. 556 00:28:12,006 --> 00:28:14,386 � No one's blaming Zainab. 557 00:28:14,385 --> 00:28:16,805 � No, no, no, of course, of course, I��I know that. 558 00:28:16,807 --> 00:28:19,347 I just wanted you to know that��that I know that 559 00:28:19,353 --> 00:28:21,533 so that we can�� we can kind of just be on the, 560 00:28:21,525 --> 00:28:24,525 uh�� the same page about it. 561 00:28:31,879 --> 00:28:33,589 Um... 562 00:28:35,845 --> 00:28:37,925 Sheikh, look, maybe, uh, what if��what if I just�� 563 00:28:37,932 --> 00:28:39,942 I'm just gonna put some clothes on, yeah? 564 00:28:39,936 --> 00:28:41,226 I'll put��I'll put something on, 565 00:28:41,230 --> 00:28:42,570 and then we could all get together, 566 00:28:42,567 --> 00:28:44,237 like, me and you and��and Zainab. 567 00:28:44,236 --> 00:28:45,866 We can just, like, maybe say a dua 568 00:28:45,865 --> 00:28:46,945 about��about forgiveness, 569 00:28:46,950 --> 00:28:49,580 right, just��just as a family. 570 00:28:52,378 --> 00:28:54,878 Or, uh... 571 00:28:54,883 --> 00:28:57,263 or if��or if there's something else that�� 572 00:28:57,262 --> 00:28:58,812 that you recommend. 573 00:29:07,032 --> 00:29:08,952 Sh��Sh... 574 00:29:13,754 --> 00:29:16,264 � Ohh. 575 00:29:16,259 --> 00:29:17,759 Ohh. 576 00:29:23,356 --> 00:29:24,736 � Sheikh. 577 00:29:26,404 --> 00:29:27,744 SHEIKH ALI: I'm trying to calm myself. 578 00:29:27,741 --> 00:29:29,371 I'm making wudu. 579 00:29:29,368 --> 00:29:30,658 � Okay, yeah. Yeah, maybe I'll�� 580 00:29:30,663 --> 00:29:32,083 I'll make wudu, too. 581 00:29:32,082 --> 00:29:36,172 I, uh��I just�� I might have to shower. 582 00:29:36,174 --> 00:29:37,844 Like, uh, I think there might be, like, a... 583 00:29:37,844 --> 00:29:39,184 [speaking Arabic]... Uh, situation 584 00:29:39,180 --> 00:29:40,680 because of last night, but... 585 00:29:49,701 --> 00:29:52,461 � Nico Asimini is dead. 586 00:29:52,456 --> 00:29:54,336 � Who? 587 00:29:55,671 --> 00:29:58,221 � The man your friend Dennis 588 00:29:58,218 --> 00:30:00,968 beat to a pulp outside of our masjid. 589 00:30:03,102 --> 00:30:04,982 He died. 590 00:30:07,236 --> 00:30:08,696 � Um... 591 00:30:10,910 --> 00:30:15,420 Wow, that's��that's terrible. 592 00:30:15,418 --> 00:30:18,838 I mean��I mean, the guy did want all Muslims to die. 593 00:30:18,843 --> 00:30:20,513 Like, he��he kind of�� he said that, 594 00:30:20,513 --> 00:30:23,733 but�� but that doesn't mean that�� 595 00:30:23,727 --> 00:30:25,187 that he that he should've... 596 00:30:33,956 --> 00:30:35,206 See, I, um... 597 00:30:39,300 --> 00:30:41,970 Sh��Sheikh, 598 00:30:41,972 --> 00:30:43,432 like, this could be, like, 599 00:30:43,433 --> 00:30:44,903 a place to grow from, you know? 600 00:30:44,895 --> 00:30:47,225 Like, we��we started somewhere, and then we��we just 601 00:30:47,232 --> 00:30:49,282 kind of�� 602 00:30:49,278 --> 00:30:51,658 we��we��we grow. 603 00:30:53,077 --> 00:30:55,287 � You broke my baby girl's heart. 604 00:30:58,338 --> 00:30:59,548 � Look, I��I was just�� 605 00:30:59,549 --> 00:31:01,759 I was just trying to tell her the truth. 606 00:31:01,762 --> 00:31:03,102 That's what you told me to do. 607 00:31:03,097 --> 00:31:04,477 You said, "Tell her everything." 608 00:31:04,475 --> 00:31:06,555 You said, "Tell her everything that��that you've done." 609 00:31:06,563 --> 00:31:08,533 And��and I did that, and... 610 00:31:11,865 --> 00:31:14,195 Look, I don't��I don't know why I'm like this, okay? 611 00:31:14,203 --> 00:31:16,423 I��I don't, and��and that's why I need you. 612 00:31:16,415 --> 00:31:17,835 I��I need you to��to help me. 613 00:31:17,835 --> 00:31:19,205 That's why you're my sheikh. 614 00:31:19,213 --> 00:31:22,303 � It's not about you and your precious self�improvement. 615 00:31:22,302 --> 00:31:25,102 The rest of the world exists so that you can reflect 616 00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:26,480 on it and perfect yourself. 617 00:31:26,477 --> 00:31:27,857 Is that it? 618 00:31:29,651 --> 00:31:33,161 � No, I don't�� I don't think that. 619 00:31:34,201 --> 00:31:36,711 � Allah sent you to me for a reason. 620 00:31:36,707 --> 00:31:38,377 There has to be a reason. 621 00:31:38,376 --> 00:31:40,716 � Yeah, so��so let's figure out that reason, right? 622 00:31:40,715 --> 00:31:42,755 We��we'll get to the bottom of it. 623 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,180 We��we could just kind of, like�� 624 00:31:45,181 --> 00:31:48,561 like��like��like, you know, pray it out, talk it out, 625 00:31:48,564 --> 00:31:50,824 get��get��get, um, 626 00:31:50,818 --> 00:31:53,988 like, uh�� 627 00:31:53,991 --> 00:31:55,491 you know, like, I feel like we'll feel it. 628 00:31:55,493 --> 00:31:58,213 Like, we'll just be like, "That was the reason." 629 00:31:58,207 --> 00:32:01,207 Like, I think if we just�� we'll just be like, "That." 630 00:32:03,635 --> 00:32:05,765 � Maybe Allah sent you to see 631 00:32:05,765 --> 00:32:08,435 if I would give in to my nafs, 632 00:32:08,436 --> 00:32:11,686 if I would revert back to my old ways. 633 00:32:11,693 --> 00:32:13,203 � Um, I don't��I don't know�� 634 00:32:13,196 --> 00:32:14,526 I don't know what your old ways were, 635 00:32:14,532 --> 00:32:15,832 but I��I don't think you should revert to them. 636 00:32:15,826 --> 00:32:17,826 I really think where you're at is��is beautiful. 637 00:32:17,830 --> 00:32:19,670 And��and I think that we're, uh, just, like, 638 00:32:19,667 --> 00:32:22,167 we're testing each other, maybe, through Allah. 639 00:32:22,172 --> 00:32:23,302 But we don't know, right? 640 00:32:23,299 --> 00:32:24,639 'Cause we don't know Allah's will. 641 00:32:24,636 --> 00:32:27,596 � But you know the will of the Prophet, right? 642 00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,440 You told Zainab the Prophet wants you to be true 643 00:32:29,436 --> 00:32:31,856 to your nature, 644 00:32:31,858 --> 00:32:33,858 the nature that guided you to have sex 645 00:32:33,862 --> 00:32:36,792 with your cousin the night before marriage? 646 00:32:36,785 --> 00:32:39,155 � Look, it's actually�� it's my friend Mo's theory, 647 00:32:39,164 --> 00:32:40,924 and he explained it a lot better than me, and�� 648 00:32:40,918 --> 00:32:42,338 � Fuck you, Ramy. 649 00:32:42,337 --> 00:32:44,967 Fuck you, you little fuck. 650 00:32:44,968 --> 00:32:46,968 You little fuckin' boy. 651 00:32:46,972 --> 00:32:49,142 RAMY: [stammering] � Fuck you, Ramy. 652 00:32:50,563 --> 00:32:52,653 You hurt people. 653 00:32:57,409 --> 00:32:59,659 � I don't��I don't want to. SHEIKH ALI: Fuck you. 654 00:33:02,460 --> 00:33:05,800 Is that how I have to talk to you to get you to understand? 655 00:33:10,351 --> 00:33:12,061 You're dangerous. 656 00:33:17,073 --> 00:33:19,333 Oh, fuck you. 657 00:33:24,171 --> 00:33:25,841 [exhales heavily] 658 00:33:28,847 --> 00:33:30,427 Humility. 659 00:33:34,441 --> 00:33:36,321 Humility is understanding when something 660 00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:38,280 is beyond your capacity. 661 00:33:40,579 --> 00:33:42,249 I'm sorry. 662 00:33:45,213 --> 00:33:47,263 I don't think I can help you. 663 00:33:49,137 --> 00:33:53,477 PERSON OVER PHONE: [chanting in Arabic] 664 00:33:53,479 --> 00:33:55,609 SHEIKH ALI: [exhales] 665 00:33:55,609 --> 00:34:00,449 � Um, Sheikh, it's��it's�� it's time to pray, yeah? 666 00:34:03,082 --> 00:34:04,882 � You should do that. 667 00:34:07,967 --> 00:34:09,757 � Please stay. Please stay. 668 00:34:09,762 --> 00:34:11,562 I'm gonna make wudu, please, okay? 669 00:34:11,558 --> 00:34:14,478 Please just let me make wudu. 670 00:35:03,369 --> 00:35:06,129 [both speaking Arabic] 671 00:35:06,125 --> 00:35:07,795 [laughter] 672 00:35:07,795 --> 00:35:09,005 MAYSA: Ramy, habibi! 673 00:35:09,005 --> 00:35:11,425 SHADI: Hey! FAROUK: [speaking Arabic] 674 00:35:11,427 --> 00:35:13,847 � Hey, I��I just, uh�� I just came back to get, 675 00:35:13,849 --> 00:35:18,479 um, uh, some stuff that I forgot. 676 00:35:18,482 --> 00:35:19,822 � Where is Zainab? 677 00:35:19,819 --> 00:35:23,989 � She's��she's at hers�� uh, at our place, 678 00:35:23,994 --> 00:35:26,174 uh, resting, you know, after last night. 679 00:35:26,165 --> 00:35:28,665 � Maybe you should come with her to eat dinner tonight? 680 00:35:30,549 --> 00:35:31,839 � They need to eat, no? 681 00:35:31,843 --> 00:35:33,303 You come have dinner, habibi, 682 00:35:33,304 --> 00:35:35,184 and then you stay the night with us. 683 00:35:35,183 --> 00:35:36,903 � I'll��I'll run it by her. 684 00:35:36,895 --> 00:35:38,975 I'm��I'm not sure. MAYSA: Okay. 685 00:35:38,982 --> 00:35:40,862 � Um, and I think I'm just gonna grab Boomer 686 00:35:40,861 --> 00:35:41,861 while��while I'm here. 687 00:35:44,159 --> 00:35:45,619 � Uh, Ramy, can I talk to you for a second while you're�� 688 00:35:45,621 --> 00:35:46,621 before you go? 689 00:35:46,623 --> 00:35:47,673 � Yeah. 690 00:35:47,666 --> 00:35:49,836 SHADI: Yeah, thanks, man. 691 00:35:53,344 --> 00:35:57,274 Um, okay, so I've�� 692 00:35:57,268 --> 00:36:01,398 I've been having some feelings, uh, lately. 693 00:36:01,401 --> 00:36:03,491 But I don't want to do anything about it 694 00:36:03,489 --> 00:36:05,909 if it's gonna make you upset. 695 00:36:05,911 --> 00:36:08,831 I don't know if I'm fucked up or if it's normal, 696 00:36:08,834 --> 00:36:11,424 or maybe it's normal but I still shouldn't do it. 697 00:36:11,421 --> 00:36:13,761 � What? What's��what happened, Shadi? What's going on? 698 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:18,730 � Um, I think I have feelings for your sister. 699 00:36:21,526 --> 00:36:24,026 No, you know what? I don't. It's disgusting. 700 00:36:24,030 --> 00:36:26,160 She's my cousin. Shit. 701 00:36:26,159 --> 00:36:27,749 What the fuck is wrong with me? 702 00:36:27,746 --> 00:36:30,376 Shit. 703 00:36:34,050 --> 00:36:35,180 DENA: What did Shadi want? 704 00:36:35,177 --> 00:36:37,347 � Uh, he was just asking where the, uh, 705 00:36:37,348 --> 00:36:39,978 Apple store is, so I��I told him where to go. 706 00:36:39,979 --> 00:36:42,529 DENA: Cool. � Uh, I'm just gonna grab her. 707 00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:51,251 DENA: Bye. 708 00:36:51,251 --> 00:36:54,051 FAROUK: Bye�bye, Boomer. DENA: Bye. 709 00:36:54,049 --> 00:36:56,639 � See ya, man. 710 00:36:56,638 --> 00:36:58,138 � Hey, Shadi, 711 00:36:58,140 --> 00:37:00,480 if you want to go to the Apple store later, I can take you. 712 00:37:00,478 --> 00:37:03,988 � Um, yeah, yeah, sure, I guess. 713 00:37:03,985 --> 00:37:05,445 � Cool. � Yeah. 714 00:37:08,243 --> 00:37:09,963 � Hey. � Hey. 715 00:37:11,416 --> 00:37:13,586 � Yeah, what's, um�� what's up? 716 00:37:13,588 --> 00:37:16,088 RAMY: Uh, okay, I just�� 717 00:37:16,093 --> 00:37:19,853 I just want to say I�� I made a mistake. 718 00:37:19,850 --> 00:37:20,940 � Yeah. 719 00:37:20,936 --> 00:37:23,316 No, I mean, we�� we both did. 720 00:37:23,315 --> 00:37:25,025 You don't have to�� it's fine. 721 00:37:25,027 --> 00:37:27,027 � No, I'm not talking about what we did. 722 00:37:27,031 --> 00:37:28,791 What we did, that's�� that's not a mistake. 723 00:37:28,785 --> 00:37:31,495 That��it was�� 724 00:37:31,498 --> 00:37:33,748 it was what was supposed to happen, right? 725 00:37:33,753 --> 00:37:35,383 Like maktub, you know? 726 00:37:35,381 --> 00:37:36,761 Like, I shouldn't have married Zainab 727 00:37:36,759 --> 00:37:38,259 when we have what we have between us. 728 00:37:38,262 --> 00:37:40,182 � No, we don't have anything. 729 00:37:40,182 --> 00:37:42,102 � No, Amani, we're�� we're supposed to be together. 730 00:37:42,103 --> 00:37:43,693 � No, no, no, no. Okay. 731 00:37:43,690 --> 00:37:46,820 We're not supposed to be together, okay? 732 00:37:46,821 --> 00:37:48,531 We're not. 733 00:37:48,533 --> 00:37:51,043 You can't keep coming back to me every time 734 00:37:51,038 --> 00:37:52,328 you want run away, okay? 735 00:37:52,331 --> 00:37:55,001 I'm��no, I�� 736 00:37:55,004 --> 00:37:57,764 I'm not gonna be with someone 737 00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:01,560 who makes me do stuff that's insane 738 00:38:01,559 --> 00:38:04,479 and, like, impulsive and destructive, man. 739 00:38:04,481 --> 00:38:09,371 Like, I��I do things with you that make me hate myself. 740 00:38:12,748 --> 00:38:16,508 Just��just go back to your wife, okay? 741 00:38:19,344 --> 00:38:22,354 [heavy music] 742 00:38:22,350 --> 00:38:25,860 ♪ ♪ 743 00:38:25,857 --> 00:38:27,397 [birds chirping] 744 00:38:27,401 --> 00:38:34,421 ♪ ♪ 745 00:39:01,136 --> 00:39:08,146 ♪ ♪ 746 00:39:21,928 --> 00:39:28,938 ♪ ♪ 747 00:39:41,884 --> 00:39:48,904 ♪ ♪ 748 00:39:55,369 --> 00:39:58,379 [engine grinding] 749 00:40:02,174 --> 00:40:05,434 [engine turning over] 750 00:40:05,431 --> 00:40:09,731 NARRATOR: Make sure to clean outside and inside the ears. 751 00:40:09,732 --> 00:40:11,862 Then the final step of the wudu 752 00:40:11,861 --> 00:40:14,241 is washing your feet 753 00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:18,080 three times on the right foot, three times on the left, 754 00:40:18,081 --> 00:40:22,591 making sure the water fills the gaps between the toes. 755 00:40:22,591 --> 00:40:25,181 This level of detail is prescribed to us 756 00:40:25,179 --> 00:40:29,519 for a clean body, which is the path to a clean heart. 757 00:40:29,521 --> 00:40:33,281 This is what Allah asks of us after our time on this Earth, 758 00:40:33,278 --> 00:40:36,328 to come with a clean heart. 759 00:40:36,326 --> 00:40:38,576 The Prophet, peace be upon Him, 760 00:40:38,581 --> 00:40:42,381 tells us that cleanliness is half of our faith. 761 00:40:42,380 --> 00:40:44,800 In the Quran, we read, 762 00:40:44,802 --> 00:40:46,602 "Truly, God loves those 763 00:40:46,597 --> 00:40:48,887 "who turn unto Him in repentance 764 00:40:48,893 --> 00:40:51,943 and loves those who purify themselves." 765 00:40:51,941 --> 00:40:55,701 Prophet Muhammad, prayers upon him and his family, 766 00:40:55,698 --> 00:40:57,948 quotes Allah, saying, 767 00:40:57,953 --> 00:41:01,253 "I was a hidden treasure, loving to be known, 768 00:41:01,251 --> 00:41:05,431 so I created creation so they knew Me." 769 00:41:05,426 --> 00:41:08,096 We learn from this that Allah created creation 770 00:41:08,098 --> 00:41:09,888 out of love. 771 00:41:09,893 --> 00:41:13,483 So when the Muslim stands and prostrates before Allah, 772 00:41:13,483 --> 00:41:15,993 these are acts of obedience, but more importantly, 773 00:41:15,989 --> 00:41:18,739 these are acts of love. 774 00:41:18,744 --> 00:41:22,334 Just as intention is the head of any good thing, 775 00:41:22,334 --> 00:41:27,014 love is the heart of every good thing. 776 00:41:27,011 --> 00:41:31,021 Chapter two: creation. 777 00:41:31,019 --> 00:41:33,899 An intelligent person must ask herself, 778 00:41:33,900 --> 00:41:35,900 "How did I get here? 779 00:41:35,904 --> 00:41:40,004 How did the universe come into being?" 780 00:41:39,995 --> 00:41:41,535 Since you know with certainty 781 00:41:41,540 --> 00:41:43,670 that you did not create yourself, 782 00:41:43,669 --> 00:41:47,259 just as the universe could not have created itself, 783 00:41:47,259 --> 00:41:49,059 your heart already knows 784 00:41:49,055 --> 00:41:52,305 that behind the mirage of the world is God, 785 00:41:52,311 --> 00:41:54,821 the uncreated Creator 786 00:41:54,816 --> 00:41:56,856 who brought forth all of existence 787 00:41:56,862 --> 00:42:00,622 from a prior state of nonexistence. 788 00:42:00,620 --> 00:42:03,920 Your heart, your soul, your spirit, 789 00:42:03,918 --> 00:42:08,968 and indeed, even your mind know this fact with certainty. 790 00:42:08,970 --> 00:42:11,310 The modern world and all its noise 791 00:42:11,307 --> 00:42:14,857 breed confusion, skepticism, agnosticism, 792 00:42:14,856 --> 00:42:16,736 and myriad forms of atheism 793 00:42:16,735 --> 00:42:20,275 that sew an infinite variety of doubts. 794 00:42:20,284 --> 00:42:25,924 And yet, these doubts can never overcome certainty. 795 00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,800 God created the universe out of nothing, 796 00:42:28,801 --> 00:42:32,311 and no amount of doubt can undo one's certainty 797 00:42:32,308 --> 00:42:34,768 about this fact. 798 00:42:34,771 --> 00:42:37,111 Know that it is the devil's main objective 799 00:42:37,109 --> 00:42:38,779 to get you to doubt your certainty 800 00:42:38,779 --> 00:42:41,989 in the necessary being of God. 801 00:42:41,994 --> 00:42:45,004 [soft music] 802 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:52,010 ♪ ♪ 59568

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