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There's my little guy.
How you doing?
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- You eating enough?
- Mom, I think I fucked up my bowtie.
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In a minute, dear.
I am talking to your brother.
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Why are you so dressed up?
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- Don't tell him.
- Semiformal.
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I'm going with Mikaela,
my girlfriend.
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- You have a girlfriend?
- Mm-hmm.
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She's really nice,
and she's got a little sister
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that was the age you were...
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that you were when...
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Mom, it's been six years.
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- My 19th birthday's in three months.
- I know,
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- I just, I just...
- Talk to him later?
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She's gonna be here any minute.
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- Okay.
- Jesus.
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I got to go, sweetie.
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But I'm gonna
call you right b...
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You know, Ingrid, normally,
couples therapy works best
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when there's just one therapist.
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It's only divorce attorneys
that you both need your own.
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I-I want to be open-minded,
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but I just don't feel
comfortable opening up
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to a CGI dog with only a
master's degree in social work.
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Yes, we looked you up,
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Ernie Lampsterman.
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Wow. Hope you guys are happy.
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Ingrid, would you like to share
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what's upsetting you
about Nathan?
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He's just so...
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You are constantly pulling away.
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I'm trying to make this work,
but you are so distant.
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Look, I'm not trying to be.
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Okay? But sometimes,
it feels like
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I don't have
my own life anymore.
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You know? I'm-I'm just
this plaything for Ingrid,
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there when she wants me.
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- That's not true.
- You control
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all my purchases,
what I do, what I eat.
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Ooh. The skinny jeans came in.
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See? She's literally
dressing me like a doll.
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I'm sorry, okay?
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I thought the skinny jeans
would look good on you.
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So I'll just return them.
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Personally,
I love the skinny jeans.
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Thank you so much.
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I can feel my pulse
in my thighs.
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It's hard for me to let you win
if you won't take your turn.
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Whatever. I don't care.
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- Okay. What's going on?
- My parents won't update my avatar.
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It's like I'm repeating
sixth grade over and over again.
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I was born 18 years ago,
and I don't have ball hair.
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Aww.
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I mean, they want to keep you
the way they remember you.
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Then there's this.
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My little brother
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going with a girl
to some semiformal
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dumb-shit dance.
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This is his second girlfriend.
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He's lapping me.
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Hey, it's not a race.
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Most men don't get that.
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Hey, girl.
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You looking damn fine.
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Excuse me?
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Did somebody lose their child?
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See what I mean?
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If I had the body
that went with my age,
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- I would wreck that ass!
- Okay, okay,
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you need to calm down.
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I get that you're frustrated,
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but you can't come on
that strong.
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If I came on
as strong as I feel,
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I'd pound a hole
in the fabric of Lakeview.
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Sometimes I'm glad I'm sitting
safely behind this screen.
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Nathan was dying, okay?
His vitals,
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they were fading, and-and
my grandma lives in Lakeview.
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Right? So, uh, so all of the
pieces just sort of fit together
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in this really nice way.
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See? Without Ingrid,
you wouldn't even be here today.
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Yeah, well, Fran said my vitals
were starting to go back up
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right before I uploaded.
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That's not true, is it?
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With deep respect,
Fran is a moron.
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Just tell me if it's true.
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I don't know.
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You don't know?
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I'm... Maybe. I mean, I don't...
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I don't know.
I-I... I-It could be true.
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I-I noticed something
was going up,
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but-but I didn't really know
what it meant.
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What the fuck, Ingrid? I'm dead.
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I didn't want to lose you.
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No.
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You didn't care if I died, you
just didn't want to be alone.
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God... Pants!
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Okay, well,
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I have you
for another 20 minutes.
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Sorry.
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Yep.
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Oh, fuck.
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That's mine. Pay up, son.
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Take it.
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Hey! Hey, there.
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Uh, do you want to join in
on this action?
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Guess what? I'm not even
supposed to be here.
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She's with someone, thank you.
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Can it. My vitals
were going back up.
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- Ingrid saw and...
- I said she's with someone, asswipe.
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Take a hint.
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Whoa.
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Settle. Geez.
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I think Nathan just heard
some disturbing news.
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- Yeah, you think?
- Nobody feels like they should be here.
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Do you think I wanted
to fall into the Grand Canyon?
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Wait, that's how you died?
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They should expect people to try
and break the glass floor.
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They should design for it.
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I saw that video.
You dabbed on the way down.
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Well, yeah.
That's how you get the likes.
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See? You two cool guys
can be friends.
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Aww, thanks,
Mom. Hey, kid, you want to hit
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hit the Search Bar? I want to
put something on Ingrid's tab.
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Bourbon, neat.
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Root beer, cold.
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Let's go.
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Swipe right.
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Beautiful teeth.
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Oh, Sascha. Hello, there.
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No. God, no.
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Are you on Nitely?
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Nitely is only
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for living people
to hook up with one another.
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No living woman wants to hook up
with your dead, catfishing ass.
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Okay, okay.
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Geez.
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I was just browsing,
for old time's sake.
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A guy can look.
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I'm watching you, dead boy.
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Yep.
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Yeehaw! Let's go, let's go!
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- Oh, you're cheating.
- Faster, faster.
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What is happening?
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That was dope.
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- Again.
- Let's go.
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Voice mail for customer service
employee 11-55-C.
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Hey, honey.
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It's Dad. I'm at Cuomo Memorial.
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Damn lungs again.
Thought I'd let you know.
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- My gosh. Dad.
- You should go to him, right?
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Uh, I'm supposed to be
taking care of Dylan, uh...
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No, no. Don't worry about him.
I got this, okay?
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- Go to your dad.
- Yeah. Do what you got to do.
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- We cool.
- Okay. Thanks.
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T-This is, this is
such a big help.
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Uh, take some Lakeview Bucks
just in case.
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Oh, ho, oh...
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Buddy, buddy,
I matched us with two nines.
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- What are you talking about?
- I made us fake Nitely accounts,
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and we got these swipe-rights
in no time.
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Hot, spicy.
I'll take the tall one.
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Dude, you're, like, four.
I'm showing my wingman.
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I-I can't.
I'm on babysitting duty.
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I'm helping my angel
with a personal emergency.
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And also, Ingrid.
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We're supposed to meet them
on the hotel floors.
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That's where the living meet
to party in VR.
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Uploads aren't allowed
on hotel floors.
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Thanks, Sheriff Short.
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That's why we're going
to the Grey Market first,
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to pick up a hack
to force our way down.
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Grey Market? Hell yeah.
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- Take me.
- Yeah, right.
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- Wait, what's the Grey Market?
- Oh, a hacker like you would love it.
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You can get anything there.
No rules.
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Oh, that is intriguing,
but I can't. I made a promise.
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Come on, Nathan.
Don't be a loser.
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Please! Come on. Please.
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- Nathan, look at me. I need this, man. I need it.
- Come on.
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- Please. I need it.
- Please, Nathan.
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- Come on. Please, man. Please.
- Come on.
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- Please, please, please!
- Please, Nathan, come on.
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- Please, Nathan! Please!
- Please, Nathan, please?
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- Please, Nathan, oh, my God...
- For God's sake!
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Nathan, just take them.
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Okay, fine, a quick trip.
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- Yes! Yeah!
- Yes!
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So where exactly are we going?
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- Off the map. I guess you'd call it the dark web.
- Uh-huh.
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Yeah, there's
this super secret place
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you can pass through the hedge.
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Can you spot it?
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Gentlemen, can I help you?
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This area's off-limits.
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No, no... sir? Sir.
Little sir, no, seriously.
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Mr. Brown. Mr. Brown.
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No, no, seriously,
it's dangerous.
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Mr. Brown?
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Whoa.
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Horizen will not be held liable
for any avatar corruption!
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We're not playing!
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I-I could get through this hedge
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any time I want.
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And I just don't want to today.
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Okay. Nothing to be
scared of here, guys.
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Hmm? What's that, Dylan?
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You think we should hold hands
so nobody gets lost?
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Fine.
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I didn't say anything, wuss.
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What's with the numbers?
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You have, like,
a lot of questions.
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It's for our locator pings.
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Lakeview keeps track
of all uploads
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by pinging us every hour.
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If we're off the map, we don't
ping back, the system assumes
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- we've been erased.
- Then what?
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I heard your avatar disappears
and your consciousness wanders
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the Grey Zone
for all of eternity.
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So let's hurry up
and get there, huh?
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If I'm an invisible
consciousness,
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I'm gonna go up people's noses
and out their butts like a fart.
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I like the way you think.
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There.
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That's it?
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Oh, man.
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This is sick.
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Just see! 'Sup, kid?
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Uh-oh.
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Bad smells for sale!
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- Fuck off.
- Bad smells for sale!
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- Hey, boys.
- We got sweat, dirty pennies
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and a hot chick's
morning breath.
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All fresh.
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Sure you're 18?
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18 and three quarters, dickbag.
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Here we go.
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Two Lakeview elevator hacks.
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Ooh! Trying to party
with some living ladies, huh?
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I'll throw in
some antivirus to be safe.
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Can you make it quick?
We're on a time crunch.
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Can I go look around?
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This is the most action
I've ever gotten.
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I mean, we do have 40 minutes.
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Just stay close, okay?
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We're always watching you.
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Celebrity memories!
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I got real celebrity memories
here, people!
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Pulled moments after upload.
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Drake pooping.
249
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The sad end
of Sir Justin Bieber.
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Huh? Hey, hey.
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I got Penรฉlope Cruz
in the shower.
252
00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,338
Huh?
253
00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:34,683
This is stupid.
254
00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:36,758
You're stupid.
Those pants are dumb.
255
00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,323
What do you keep in there,
Teddy Grahams?
256
00:10:38,347 --> 00:10:39,717
Fuck off, you fat nerd.
257
00:10:39,765 --> 00:10:41,265
Bite me, Tiny Tim.
258
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,518
- Oh, easy, easy, easy. Okay.
- Come on! -
259
00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:44,850
Come on. Come on.
260
00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:46,765
How would you like to hack
261
00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,523
into a living person's
wrist phone camera?
262
00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:50,315
Ten seconds for 100 coins.
263
00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:51,319
Interesting.
264
00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:52,940
Are you kidding me?
265
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,276
I've seen 100 different
sex bot shops,
266
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,622
- and this is where you want to go?
- Okay.
267
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:58,737
How 'bout Jamie Arpaz,
268
00:10:58,784 --> 00:11:00,164
my old business partner?
269
00:11:00,202 --> 00:11:02,582
2-1-3-5, ampersand sign,
270
00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:04,581
7-5-3-2-8-1-9-2.
271
00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,633
So, you see, the best part is,
272
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,128
the design costs nothing
273
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,131
because the uploads
build their own homes.
274
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,803
- How?
- As Josh said,
275
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,222
my software is unique
276
00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,510
and proprietary.
277
00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:20,063
Huh.
278
00:11:20,097 --> 00:11:21,807
What is he up to?
279
00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,638
We got 12 minutes left.
Let's roll.
280
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:26,563
Where's the kid?
281
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,063
Oh, shit.
282
00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:29,645
He was right here. Dylan?
283
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,319
Dylan?!
284
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,252
Man, I can't believe
your angel trusted you.
285
00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:37,034
- Dylan! Dylan!
- Dylan! Dylan!
286
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,750
Hello, visitor.
287
00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:47,868
The patient is suffering
from chronic vape lung.
288
00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:49,916
Noncontagious.
289
00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:52,879
Mr. Antony,
290
00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:54,711
we simply can't keep meeting
like this.
291
00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:57,506
Well, I don't think
we will be much longer.
292
00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:59,511
Dad, come on.
293
00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:03,273
I don't want to run up a-a stack
of bills like when Mom died.
294
00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:06,346
Y-You had to skip college.
295
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,273
Can you imagine me as a lawyer?
296
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:10,561
Yeah. It was your dream.
297
00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:14,565
You went as Gloria Allred
three Halloweens in a row.
298
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,450
I just want you to be happy.
299
00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:23,199
It's been nothing but sickness
and crap for too long.
300
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,703
We're still here.
301
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,865
Together. Right now.
302
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,754
That makes me happy.
303
00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:35,881
Oh, I hate to leave you alone.
304
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,672
Well, you wouldn't
if you uploaded.
305
00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:40,296
Oh. Oh,
I've seen the commercial.
306
00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,772
I go on dates.
307
00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:48,137
I mean,
there's a guy I might like.
308
00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:50,395
- Ooh.
- Okay.
309
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,727
There's nothing yet.
We're just friends.
310
00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:55,194
It's kind of long-distance.
311
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,653
How long-distance?
312
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:58,243
Long.
313
00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,358
What's he do?
314
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:03,615
He's in computers.
315
00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,368
Is he there for you?
316
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,200
I mean, can you really count
on the guy?
317
00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:10,616
Yeah.
318
00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:12,575
I think I can.
319
00:13:12,626 --> 00:13:14,036
- Dylan!
- Dylan!
320
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:16,835
Dylan!
321
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,920
- Fuck!
- Dylan!
322
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,005
Dylan?!
323
00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:22,320
How could you have brought
a child here?
324
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:23,724
What is wrong with you?
325
00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:24,722
Dylan!
326
00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:26,853
Dylan?! Dylan?!
327
00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:30,020
- Yeah, man!
- Dylan?!
328
00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,060
There. There, there, there.
There.
329
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:34,313
You didn't tell me
this would hurt.
330
00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:35,316
You want hair
where you were telling me,
331
00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:36,687
you better hold still.
332
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:39,033
- Hey, Dylan, we got to go. Now.
- In a minute.
333
00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:40,739
No, now. You'll just have
half a tattoo.
334
00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:41,989
It's not a tattoo.
335
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:44,450
- It's a puberty power-up.
- A what?
336
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:45,781
What the hell does that mean?
337
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,285
Just some code
to age up his avatar.
338
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,497
I got it off
a top-notch Russian hacker.
339
00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:51,118
Next time he falls asleep,
340
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:54,004
he'll wake up with adult parts.
And... done.
341
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:56,270
Great. Okay,
we are one ping away from annihilation.
342
00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:57,634
- Come on.
- Uh-uh-uh-uh.
343
00:13:57,671 --> 00:13:59,091
600 Facebook Libras.
344
00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:01,380
Fuck.
345
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,224
Stupid pants.
346
00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:05,100
- Great. Okay.
- Hey, see
347
00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:07,056
if those Nitely girls
have a friend for me!
348
00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:09,677
- Like a babysitter?
- You motherfucker!
349
00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:25,824
Cafeteria's that way.
350
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,445
Oh, actually,
I had a question about scanners.
351
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:32,253
Do these machines ever damage
memories by accident?
352
00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:33,499
Never.
353
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,130
They're, uh...
354
00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:36,956
glorious, really.
355
00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:38,604
You can watch the life
of a squirrel beat for beat
356
00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:39,868
if you put one in this machine.
357
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,590
Not that I ever have.
358
00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:45,762
Uh, what if I happen
to know, uh,
359
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,722
an upload with damaged memories?
360
00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:49,562
Then it wouldn't be
the machine's fault.
361
00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:51,518
It's always whoever designed
the avatar.
362
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,558
Those low-wage clowns,
they mess up all the time.
363
00:14:54,603 --> 00:14:57,733
Well, actually,
I made the avatar.
364
00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:58,862
Oh.
365
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,818
Are there
any other possibilities?
366
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:03,320
Somebody somewhere
is probably...
367
00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:05,281
Up to some kind of fuckery.
368
00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:08,912
Well, is there anything
I can do to fix the memories?
369
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:11,290
I used .Mem Restore,
and I got a couple watchable.
370
00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:13,158
- .Mem Restore.
- Mm-hmm.
371
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:16,884
Why not just throw your money
directly down the toilet?
372
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,916
The only consumer app that
isn't shit is Memboost Turbo.
373
00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:21,591
I have a download card
you can use.
374
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:24,010
It'll work on any device.
375
00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:25,719
Oh, thanks.
376
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,509
Are you sure?
377
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:31,472
Of course. This is the longest
conversation I've had in years.
378
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,604
Go!
379
00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:35,142
Guys!
380
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,319
Go, go, go, go.
381
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,533
Oh. Oh, okay. Nap time.
382
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,374
I'll drop him off at his room.
383
00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:52,409
Don't be long.
384
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,952
Here's your hotel level pass
385
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:55,785
for 4006.
386
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,330
Meet you at the bar.
387
00:15:57,374 --> 00:15:58,559
And don't change out
of the skinny jeans.
388
00:15:58,583 --> 00:15:59,543
You look amazing.
389
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,174
Stop.
390
00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:03,631
You think so?
391
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,761
Yeah, you're all tuckered out,
huh, buddy?
392
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,011
You had a big day.
393
00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:10,512
Ew, ew. Drool.
394
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,143
Drool, drool. Gross.
395
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,720
Yuck.
396
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,226
Okay.
397
00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:20,939
And, uh...
398
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,124
I don't know.
People do this, right?
399
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,188
Here you go.
400
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:27,068
This is great. Perfect.
401
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,212
4006.
402
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:40,459
Oh, I'm sorry.
403
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,140
Uploads are not allowed
on the hotel fl...
404
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:46,840
And away we go!
405
00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:23,667
Yes!
406
00:17:28,590 --> 00:17:30,050
Hey. All right.
407
00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:31,971
- Uh-huh. Hi. Mwah.
- Hi.
408
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:34,050
And, uh... and you
409
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:35,595
are for my friend.
410
00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,428
Do you want a drink?
411
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,277
My buddy will be here
any minute.
412
00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:57,616
You want to dance?
413
00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:00,210
I don't want
to leave Chloe alone.
414
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,706
Of course. Cool.
415
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,209
Yeah.
416
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,460
Hey, so tell me more
417
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:09,213
about your coworker
who uses your mug.
418
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,335
That shit is bananas.
419
00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:12,181
- Yeah. Karen.
- God.
420
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:14,587
- She's a bitch. She's...
- Karen, learn to read.
421
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:16,756
- Your name's on it.
- The worst.
422
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:19,095
Yeah.
423
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,606
Shh.
424
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,987
I'll be right back.
425
00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:37,740
You didn't tell me
426
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,334
your dad was this rich.
427
00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,199
I'd have proposed by now.
428
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:43,206
And powerful.
429
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:46,126
President Reagan
gave this to my dad
430
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:47,417
when he was in college.
431
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,750
It's his favorite thing
in the world.
432
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,166
That's including me.
433
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:56,045
This bottle's old enough
to be my grandfather.
434
00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:59,394
Mm-hmm. He was saving it
for a special occasion.
435
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:37,756
Hey, um, Batia?
436
00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,642
Do you ever go on my computer?
437
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,810
That is serious accusation.
438
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,849
I will take lie detector.
439
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:46,983
Oh, you-you don't have to.
I-I was just wondering
440
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:50,610
'cause I-I seem to have lost
some files in this one folder.
441
00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,028
I will take lie detector.
442
00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:54,276
No one can control their skin.
443
00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:55,899
Yeah.
444
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,485
Okay.
445
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,121
Dude, where are you?
Did you know
446
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,120
that Sascha got downsized
to a smaller cubicle
447
00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:05,872
because her boss
has it in for her?
448
00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:08,504
Because I do.
I'm doing all the heavy lifting
449
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,541
myself. Grooming tools down.
450
00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:12,375
I'm not grooming.
451
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:15,010
I'm taking a shit.
452
00:20:15,048 --> 00:20:16,418
Hurry up.
453
00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:38,071
Oh.
454
00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:40,197
Yes.
455
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,829
So it begins.
456
00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:47,535
First stop:
The ladies by the pool.
457
00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:51,083
I like your style.
458
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,285
Yo, thank you.
459
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,639
Can I help you with something?
460
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:04,556
That's what I fucking thought.
461
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,057
Oh, dear.
462
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:09,229
Um, uh, you may need
to cover up, please?
463
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,496
- What the fuck?
- Perhaps you'd be more comfortable...
464
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,110
I'm going for a swim, dork.
465
00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:13,686
- Please, j-just...
- Get off.
466
00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:15,111
Angel!
467
00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:19,069
And then, with no warning,
he's like, "Leesha",
468
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:21,862
"the bichon frise has been sick all week."
469
00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:24,776
I'm like, "Yeah, 'cause
you keep feeding it Raisinets."
470
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:25,786
Get off!
471
00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:26,907
Dylan?
472
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:28,873
- Just...
- Get the fuck off of me.
473
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:29,913
Oh, shit.
474
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,548
Shit. Hey.
475
00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:39,668
I trusted you.
476
00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:40,966
Who's this, now?
477
00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:42,179
This is Dylan.
478
00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:43,798
- What?
- Yeah. Heard all about
479
00:21:43,845 --> 00:21:45,595
your little field trip
to the Grey Zone.
480
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,268
Turns out the puberty patch
was female.
481
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,477
- Oh.
- You guys effed up.
482
00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:52,228
Dude, biology 101.
483
00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:53,980
It says "XX," not "XY."
484
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:55,374
How am I supposed to know?
I thought it just meant
485
00:21:55,398 --> 00:21:56,792
he's gonna be, like,
extra, extra manly.
486
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,776
- Oh, hey...
- Haven't you ever seen boobs before?
487
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,739
The... They're for
feeding babies.
488
00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:04,699
- Yummy.
- Oh, grow up. Creep.
489
00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:06,911
- Yikes. I'm-I'm really sorry.
- Mm.
490
00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:09,751
This has Luke's
greasy fingerprints all over it.
491
00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:11,577
Where is that
Hurt Lockin' asshole?
492
00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:15,588
Found him.
493
00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:17,666
And he's right where
he's not supposed to be.
494
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:21,261
I'm really sorry.
495
00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:36,806
Oh, fuck.
496
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:38,816
- What are you doing?
- What does it look like?
497
00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:41,358
I told you to keep your dead ass
away from our living visitors.
498
00:22:41,402 --> 00:22:43,912
Ma'am, do you know
he's an upload
499
00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:45,316
from our
permanent resident floors?
500
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:47,164
She doesn't care.
She thinks that's hot.
501
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,290
- Wait, what? You're an upload?
- Mm-hmm.
502
00:22:49,327 --> 00:22:51,367
Yeah. No, that's fine.
That's totally cool.
503
00:22:51,412 --> 00:22:53,252
I can totally handle that.
That's not weird.
504
00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:54,669
That's not weird.
505
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,247
No, it's not weird.
506
00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,712
Will you excuse me just a min...
507
00:23:08,471 --> 00:23:11,021
Get your ass back upstairs.
508
00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:18,859
So, do you want to,
you know, make out?
509
00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:20,728
Greg, dinner!
510
00:23:20,775 --> 00:23:21,975
Coming, Ma!
511
00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:24,026
Just fucking
with some dead people.
512
00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:29,030
Wh-Wh... Why?
513
00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:30,795
Well, this was the move
of a true douchebag.
514
00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:32,197
I know. I'm sorry.
515
00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:34,655
I'm sorry, dude... ette.
516
00:23:34,705 --> 00:23:35,915
Poor kid.
517
00:23:35,957 --> 00:23:38,497
Dylan, we all know
that gender's a spectrum,
518
00:23:38,543 --> 00:23:41,173
so if this is your way of,
you know, telling us
519
00:23:41,212 --> 00:23:43,922
that this body is more in line
with your identity inside,
520
00:23:43,965 --> 00:23:45,755
that-that is just great.
521
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,640
And I'm sure
we both support you.
522
00:23:48,678 --> 00:23:50,508
- Yes, of course. 100%.
- No.
523
00:23:50,555 --> 00:23:52,135
I can tell this is not me.
524
00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:54,481
Can you just change me back,
please?
525
00:23:54,517 --> 00:23:57,977
Okay. But it's gonna take me
hours to reprogram,
526
00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:59,610
so are you sure?
527
00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:01,187
Yeah, I'm sure.
528
00:24:01,232 --> 00:24:02,902
Right.
529
00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:07,202
Well, next time, I'll leave you
with real grown-ups.
530
00:24:07,238 --> 00:24:09,868
Oh, how's your dad? Fuck.
531
00:24:09,907 --> 00:24:11,277
Smooth.
532
00:24:18,499 --> 00:24:20,919
Those golfers staring at me
533
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,090
was definitely the worst part.
534
00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,709
Yeah, I can imagine.
535
00:24:24,755 --> 00:24:27,675
I bet a lot of girls
feel that way sometimes, too.
536
00:24:27,717 --> 00:24:29,507
You know,
when guys are only interested
537
00:24:29,552 --> 00:24:31,642
in their bodies.
538
00:24:31,679 --> 00:24:36,059
I guess everybody wants
to be treated like a person.
539
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,890
Yeah.
540
00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:40,895
Oh...
fuck, I missed your titties?
541
00:24:40,938 --> 00:24:42,608
They're the talk of the lobby.
542
00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:44,648
Hey, not cool, man.
543
00:24:44,692 --> 00:24:46,442
Oh. Sorry. My bad.
544
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:48,735
Why do they have
to program me so horny?
545
00:24:48,779 --> 00:24:50,569
I'm sure they'd remove it
if they could.
546
00:24:50,615 --> 00:24:53,365
Then why make
our angels so freaking hot?
547
00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:55,699
Mine has legs
that just won't quit.
548
00:24:55,745 --> 00:24:58,825
You know, I was only a woman
for a couple of hours,
549
00:24:58,873 --> 00:25:00,463
but that's demeaning.
550
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,459
I bet when you didn't have legs,
551
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:04,171
you didn't want that
to be the only thing
552
00:25:04,212 --> 00:25:05,502
people noticed about you.
553
00:25:05,546 --> 00:25:07,046
Okay, PC Police.
554
00:25:07,089 --> 00:25:08,879
I'll come back
when you're fixed.
555
00:25:08,925 --> 00:25:10,375
You know,
556
00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:13,846
I may still only have
a 12-year-old's body,
557
00:25:13,888 --> 00:25:15,348
but I'm more mature than Luke.
558
00:25:15,389 --> 00:25:16,849
Definitely.
559
00:25:16,891 --> 00:25:19,521
But that's
a pretty low bar, kid.
560
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,573
Call Josh Pitzer.
561
00:25:26,609 --> 00:25:28,489
Hello, Mr. Pitzer.
562
00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:30,447
Just confirming
we're still on for 5:00.
563
00:25:30,488 --> 00:25:32,049
This is the third time
you've called to confirm.
564
00:25:32,073 --> 00:25:33,283
We're still on.
565
00:25:33,324 --> 00:25:34,784
I'll see you in two minutes.
566
00:25:49,966 --> 00:25:51,676
Huh.
567
00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:54,295
Car?
568
00:25:54,345 --> 00:25:56,095
Car, what-what are you doing?
569
00:25:56,138 --> 00:25:59,178
Stop. Stop.
570
00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:01,185
Obey me!
571
00:26:03,354 --> 00:26:04,944
The heck?
572
00:26:04,981 --> 00:26:07,361
What's that noise?
573
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:08,990
We're on wood?
574
00:26:09,026 --> 00:26:10,816
No, no, no. Car.
575
00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:12,531
Car.
576
00:26:12,571 --> 00:26:15,121
Car, stop!
577
00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:17,407
Oh, thank God.
578
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:21,749
Call for help.
579
00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:23,919
Okay? Call your mom.
580
00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:25,628
Something is wrong
with my car, okay?
581
00:26:25,668 --> 00:26:28,298
Did you hear me? Call for help.
582
00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:29,507
Yeah. Or... No, no, no.
583
00:26:29,547 --> 00:26:31,717
Don't move. Damn it!
584
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,390
No!
585
00:26:35,428 --> 00:26:36,508
Stop!
586
00:26:36,554 --> 00:26:38,814
Wait, wait! No!
587
00:26:38,848 --> 00:26:42,308
Stop!
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