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♪ ♪
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LUCY:
What about under your desk?
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ALEESHA:
I did. He's not there.
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-LUCY: The bathroom?
-Not there, either.
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He might be between the couch
cushions in the break room.
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What time exactly did you notice
that he was missing?
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Okay, if I'm being honest,
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I lost Mr. Caputo's hard drive
weeks ago.
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-Aleesha!
-Before you freak out,
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he is in this building
somewhere.
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I know he is.
I was printing a sandwich,
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and then it got stuck
between two fat cartridges,
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so I set Mr. Caputo down.
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You are not supposed to use
two fat cartridges.
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Wait, were you the one
who broke the printer, Aleesha?
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LUCY:
I don't care!
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If you don't find him
in 20 minutes,
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you are getting into his avatar
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and you are playing
the role of Mr. Caputo
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until his wife dies!
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-On it.
-And, Nora,
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did you ever watch
the mandatory HR video
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on preventing
scan-angel romance?
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I watched it, yes.
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-Did you understand it?
-I did.
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So can you explain to me
why you were found in the arms
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of an upload, asleep,
this morning at 6:00 a.m.?
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I-I came in after-hours
to get a jump on work,
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and I-I drifted off.
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It'll never happen again.
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Yeah. Okay.
Because if it does,
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I will knock you down to a...
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What are you at now?
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A 5.8.
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I will knock you down to a 4.8.
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No!
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There is no 5.8.
You're at 4.8.
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I will knock you down to a 3.8
like... that.
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And you, Batia, I don't know
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what you're pickling in those
murky jars underneath your desk,
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but this here
is a place of business.
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It is not
a Baltic stink factory!
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♪ ♪
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Hmm.
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I don't remember you playing
chess in any of your memories.
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Didn't think I was smart, too?
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(chuckles)
I got
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in trouble for falling asleep
next to you last night.
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Oh, man. (chuckles)
That's brutal.
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-That's-that's my fault.
-(chuckles)
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No, no. It was fun.
It was fine.
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I'm a big girl.
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I hate this place.
You're observed all the time.
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No, the problem was
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I fell asleep at my desk
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and people saw me
when they got to work.
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Oh.
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Well, you could set an alarm
next time.
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Interesting.
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There's an alarm clock
in your suite.
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Maybe I should remember
to invite you to my suite.
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Maybe you should.
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If we were gonna do,
um, that again,
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I would have to talk to Ingrid.
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You know, I owe her that.
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Plus, she could delete me.
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(chuckles)
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Right.
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My name's Amy.
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OTHERS:
Hi, Amy.
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My husband's been dead--
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uh, I mean uploaded--
for three years.
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I can go one month
without thinking about him.
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He never e-mails me
or texts anymore.
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That could be
a settings problem.
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You have to agree
to the privacy contract
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to receive any communications.
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(chiming)
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(rapid chiming)
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Oh, shit.
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Excuse me.
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Just-just turn on auto-update.
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Why don't we move on
to you next?
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Sure. (chuckles)
Um, my name is Ingrid.
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OTHERS:
Hi, Ingrid.
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Hello. And...
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something's been weighing
on me for a while now.
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I kissed my dead boyfriend's
business partner.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Uploaded boyfriend.
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Well, thanks for sharing,
Ingrid.
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We have all been there.
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Are you going
to start seeing him?
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(laughing)
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No.
(chuckles)
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I don't even like him.
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It was just, you know,
something that happened.
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He was his close friend,
and he came over
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looking for Nathan's hard drive
one night
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after Nathan and I
had had a fight.
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And before I even knew it,
we were in bed.
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Uh, I thought you said kissing.
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And a handy, okay?
(scoffs)
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Wow. Happier now?
(laughs)
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(thunder rumbles)
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-(thunder rumbles)
-All right, just pick one!
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Wow.
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No trash-talking Lakeview today.
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(gasps)
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No way.
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That's great. Your dad...
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Yeah. He's visiting today.
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You want to say hi,
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maybe show him around?
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Uh, yeah. I--
You know, I didn't have the...
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best luck with dads.
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I was the guy that
kind of just waited in the car
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and didn't go to the door.
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-He's not gonna be judging you.
-Mm-hmm.
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No, he's just there
to take the tour.
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And maybe you can help me
sell it to him.
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Okay.
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-Oh, and one last thing.
-Yeah?
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Checkmate.
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-Wait, what?
-See ya.
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Never lost a game, huh?
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What I said was
I never played a game.
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You made me look like an idiot.
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You think I wanted to?
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So, I've been thinking
about deactivating Nathan.
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Not forever. Just, you know,
maybe six days a week.
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Or...
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or maybe marrying him?
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Tough.
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Yeah. Um, tough situation.
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Yeah. Uh, next? Jen?
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Ooh, ooh. Sorry.
Um, I actually--
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I wrote a little list of pros
and cons for freezing Nathan.
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Don't worry, Jen.
This will be, like, so fast.
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(sighs):
Okay.
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Pro...
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(computer chimes)
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(news broadcast theme plays)
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Cavern Investments' partner
Josh Pitzer
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was found dead last night
in Inglewood.
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The venture capitalist and nine
others were apparently taken in
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by a counterfeit upload scam,
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paying $1,000 each to have
their heads burned off
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by a fake scanner.
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I forgot to say that footage
could be disturbing
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to some viewers.
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(door opens)
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(exhales)
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Josh Pitzer ring a bell to you?
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Nope.
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Oh, wait,
does he design jackets,
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like, really fitted,
with embroidered leather?
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God, sometimes...
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No. One of your damaged memories
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was selling Beyond
at his office.
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I talked to him last week,
and...
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he died yesterday.
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Oh, man.
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You think it's connected?
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Uh, yeah.
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I want to do some snooping
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and see if someone
did break in to your head.
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Are you cool with that?
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And find out who killed me?
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Nah, I'm kind of over it.
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Wait, what?
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Yes, of course. Please.
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ALEESHA:
If you want to be a detective,
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can you help me find Mr. Caputo?
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-Shh.
-Just...
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be careful, okay?
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(gasps)
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Oh, my God!
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-You found him?
-No.
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-Are you okay?
-Yes! My dad's in the store.
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Comfortable?
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Oh, yeah.
I'm loving every minute of it.
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Wait, what are you--
what are you doing?
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I'll do it, I'll do it.
Thank you.
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I won't be long, Laurie.
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(indistinct chatter)
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(dog barks loudly)
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ERNIE:
You seem anxious.
Take a seat.
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Hup-hup-hup-hup-hup-hup-hup.
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(grunting)
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Dad?
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Are you here yet?
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It's me, Noni!
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-Noni?
-Shut it.
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-(chuckles)
-(exhales)
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Dad!
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Would you like to buy
some Orbit gum?
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I said no to your stupid gum!
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Chew on this!
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Oh, sh...
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Gum. Gum.
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-Oh, I made it worse.
-Gum. Gum.
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(screaming)
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(screaming)
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Pro.
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If I freeze Nathan,
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I can see how things play out
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with the rest of my 20s and 30s.
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WOMAN:
Okay. (chuckles)
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Con. He'll miss
his friends and family
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who will grow old without him.
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INGRID:
Pro.
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Fewer friends
means more time for me.
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WOMAN:
Okay, con.
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You lower your chances
of maintaining intimacy
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with the man that you love.
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Pro. My AC is out,
and I can't afford to fix it
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and get Nathan
all the extras he wants
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without asking my dad for money.
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You can't put a price on love.
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Oh, really?
Where's your husband?
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-Kmart Villascape.
-Ew.
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Okay. Thank you
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for sharing, Ingrid.
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-Are you all right?
-Okay, okay, I'm ready.
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Come on, give it to me.
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(exhales)
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Dad!
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(chuckles)
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(Dave sighs)
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Okay, okay. This isn't terrible.
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Weird, but not terrible.
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(laughs)
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You're not wearing
your uniform today.
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Nope.
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I just can't decide what to get.
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Well, you'll figure it out.
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If someone told me what to do,
I'd do it.
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Mm.
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Honeydew melon.
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Sir, yes, sir.
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-Angel.
-Yes, handsome?
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Oh, that's cool.
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Right?
(chuckles)
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Oh, hey.
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-Quickly, how do I look?
-Really good.
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Oh, God. Never mind.
Get out of here.
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Dad, this is Nathan Brown
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who offered
to show you around today.
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Nice to meet you, sir.
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You, too. I guess.
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So, I'll leave you guys to it.
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Try to have fun just for me.
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-Look for the laughs
like with Mom, okay?
-Sounds good, Noni.
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Bye.
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Nathan,
show me Lakeview amenities.
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I'm having trouble
understanding you.
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I found 7,000 results
for "Lakeview enemies."
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Oh, for Christ's sake.
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No, I'm just messing with you.
I'm a person.
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Let's go.
262
00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:36,386
(buzzing)
263
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,138
Good Lord.
264
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:44,691
Every day. All you can eat.
265
00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:47,728
-Ooh-la-la.
-Mm-hmm.
266
00:10:47,773 --> 00:10:50,733
Oh! There's my friend Luke
hanging with Mildred Kannerman.
267
00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:52,276
Look at them getting along.
268
00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:53,649
Weird.
She doesn't have any color.
269
00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:55,695
Yeah, she's over 100 years old.
270
00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:58,740
I find that disgusting.
271
00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:02,116
Okay. Uh, or...
272
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:04,252
is it beautiful, you know?
273
00:11:04,289 --> 00:11:06,459
Two people who would have barely
overlapped in the real world
274
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,960
can talk
and become friends here.
275
00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:10,961
When he was born,
she was 72 years old.
276
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,014
It's inspiring.
277
00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:14,718
I paid extra
for double-jointedness,
278
00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:16,928
which means I can put
my avatar's legs over my head.
279
00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:19,718
Oh, I'm gonna jump on you
like a live grenade.
280
00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:21,473
I could blow you off your feet.
281
00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:23,305
Yet somehow it works.
282
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,100
Uh...
283
00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:26,943
Mm.
284
00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:28,268
Hey, Nathan.
285
00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:30,023
I like my steak rare.
286
00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:32,284
Wait, that's, uh...
287
00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,397
-Yep.
-And there's nothing
288
00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,953
more rare than black rhino meat.
(laughs)
289
00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:38,027
They had to kill the last one
290
00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:40,663
to program the taste right.
291
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,620
(chuckles):
Okay. Well, that's lunch.
292
00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:45,212
Let's keep this train moving,
all right?
293
00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:47,287
(chuckles)
Yeah. Choo choo!
294
00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:48,832
That was everything
I thought it would be.
295
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,205
-Weird as hell.
-Yeah. You know,
296
00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:52,883
digital life extension
isn't what you'd expect.
297
00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:55,051
It's not real life,
and it's not heaven.
298
00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:57,010
No, it's not.
299
00:11:57,050 --> 00:12:00,300
You see, Nathan, when you died,
your soul went to real heaven.
300
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:03,805
So whatever simulation
I'm talking to now has no soul.
301
00:12:03,849 --> 00:12:05,389
It's an abomination.
302
00:12:05,434 --> 00:12:09,194
Okay. Or there is no soul,
303
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,439
you know, and there never was.
304
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,820
And in a sense,
305
00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:13,567
both of our consciousnesses
are simulations,
306
00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:15,318
mine on a silicon computer
307
00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:17,650
and yours on a computer made
of meat, your brain.
308
00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,656
-But there is a soul.
-Okay.
309
00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:21,068
So, you expect to be...
310
00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:23,866
playing a harp on a cloud
or something?
311
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:26,830
If I told you I knew
my wife was waiting for me
312
00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:28,922
and the only thing
I've been thinking about
313
00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:32,707
ever since she left me was
to hold her in my arms again,
314
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,212
what could you say
to get me to upload?
315
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,465
Dad.
316
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:40,797
Nothing.
317
00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:43,394
So you believe
in it all literally?
318
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,640
I believe I was happiest
when we were all together,
319
00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:48,192
and the only way for us to be
together again, including Nora,
320
00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:49,596
is after we're all dead.
321
00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:52,524
Is that creepy?
322
00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:54,194
-Yes.
-A little.
323
00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:55,942
Thank you!
324
00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,154
I am almost there.
325
00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:58,324
Well, just look out the window.
326
00:12:58,361 --> 00:12:59,451
I'm crossing the street.
327
00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:00,948
I'll be there in seconds.
328
00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,779
No, I am not late again.
329
00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:04,334
What do you think,
I'm just leaving work right now?
330
00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:07,407
Well, I'm not.
Ground floor. Ground floor.
331
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,624
I don't know who said that.
332
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,129
Hey, Leesh.
333
00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:17,259
Lucy left her computer on
and her door open,
334
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,257
so I think I'm gonna snoop
while she's at lunch.
335
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,679
Cover me.
336
00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:23,297
Okay. Okay, I'll cover you.
I got you, girl.
337
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:26,425
Like the female
Jason Bourne reboot.
338
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,683
I got you
soon as I get Mr. Caputo.
339
00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:30,976
Where...?
(exhales)
340
00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:45,365
"Dear Ms. Slack,
341
00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:47,868
"No, we can't refund the shoes
you wore all winter
342
00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:50,331
which have
extensive snow damage."
343
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:52,582
(scoffs)
344
00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:02,090
This is one of the best parts
of Lakeview: memory parlor.
345
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,843
They can turn any memory
you have into a video for you,
346
00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:07,636
even something you
barely remember from childhood.
347
00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:10,931
Huh. You willing
to let me take a peek?
348
00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:12,846
(chuckles softly)
349
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,484
Yeah, okay.
350
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,821
I got nothing to hide.
351
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,396
Hmm, what should I pick?
352
00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:20,862
Top fails 2025?
353
00:14:20,902 --> 00:14:22,322
Bed-wetting compilation?
354
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,662
Senior prom?
355
00:14:23,697 --> 00:14:26,317
-Oh.
-I'll be nice.
356
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:29,286
Show me the last time
you played sports with your dad.
357
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:31,497
Uh, actually, I'd rather not,
if that's okay.
358
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,288
I'd like to see
the man who raised you.
359
00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:34,501
I think it would say a lot.
360
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,251
-Uh...
-WOMAN: Here we go.
361
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:39,504
♪ ♪
362
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:44,932
I meant something more recent.
363
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:47,888
That is most recent.
364
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:50,469
One... two... You ready?
365
00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:52,265
-Yes!
-Three!
366
00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:55,769
(gasps)
You did it! You did it!
367
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:58,732
You couldn't have done
a better job, Nathan.
368
00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:02,153
That was perfect.
That was perfect.
369
00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:04,283
-NATHAN: Where's the ball?
-MAN: Where is the ball?
370
00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:06,321
-(chuckling)
-(grunts)
371
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,408
("Yakety Sax"
by Boots Randolph playing)
372
00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:22,755
Seemed like a good guy.
373
00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:24,507
I'm sorry for your loss.
374
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:27,089
Oh, he's not dead.
375
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:29,095
At least, I don't think he is.
376
00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,557
Not even sure he knows
I'm dead, so...
377
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,978
(clears throat)
Okay.
378
00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:36,017
Let's go.
379
00:15:57,916 --> 00:16:00,126
-(horse nickers)
-MAN: Easy, girl.
380
00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:02,298
Whoa, girl. Whoa.
381
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:04,047
What's the deal with this guy?
He's everywhere.
382
00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:05,669
-Yeah, he's AI.
-Ugh.
383
00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:08,125
No, I'm with you on that one.
He is the worst.
384
00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:10,006
He definitely
doesn't have a soul.
385
00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:12,353
God, no. Look at him.
386
00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:14,019
Happy trails, gentlemen.
387
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:15,767
(horse neighs)
388
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:17,979
NATHAN: I mean, I was barely
aware I was alive.
389
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:20,649
Just kind of went to clubs
and did my work.
390
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:23,149
-Was a bit of an asshole.
-Mm-hmm.
391
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:26,951
But now, my eyes have been
opened to a lot of things.
392
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,906
I'm starting to really
appreciate what I have.
393
00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:31,527
I mean, if you said,
right now, I could go back
394
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,544
the way things were before,
395
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,576
I don't know if I'd do it.
396
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,790
This experience has been
that good?
397
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,961
In some ways, yeah.
398
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,419
I mean,
I met your daughter here,
399
00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:43,959
and she's better
than any friend I had before.
400
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,843
Even if we last
for a thousand years here,
401
00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:48,511
it's gonna feel short
when it's over,
402
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:51,180
and we're out of time
with the people we care about.
403
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:53,009
I think
that's what really matters.
404
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,474
(Dave chuckles)
405
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,434
You actually have
some depth to you.
406
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:58,024
Maybe even a soul?
407
00:16:58,059 --> 00:16:59,769
At least a personality.
408
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:01,481
I'll take it.
409
00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:08,815
(soft clicking and whirring)
410
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:13,115
(keyboard keys clacking)
411
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:18,789
Come on. Give me something.
412
00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:26,458
"I have proof that someone is
413
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:27,464
"selling Upload memories
414
00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:28,465
"on the black market.
415
00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:30,256
"Your reputation will be damaged
416
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,300
if I take it public."
417
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:35,675
Interesting.
418
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:39,102
-(gasps, laughs)
-(laughs)
419
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,312
-This little piggy went
to market.
-(laughs)
420
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,272
And this little piggy
went home.
421
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:45,943
This little piggy
had roast beef.
422
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:47,482
-(laughs)
-And this...
423
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:49,525
little piggy just had
the best sex.
424
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:52,409
(both laugh)
425
00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:05,422
What is that?
426
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:07,250
(whirring)
427
00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:13,549
(whooshing, rumbling)
428
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:14,843
Oh.
429
00:18:14,886 --> 00:18:16,216
(power whirs down)
430
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,142
Was not me!
431
00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:21,431
Maple bacon donut.
432
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:22,886
-(mechanical whoosh)
-Whoa.
433
00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:25,516
-Hey.
-Ew!
434
00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,983
(mechanical whoosh)
435
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:30,574
Lovely. Now I'm Pac-Man.
436
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,240
-(laughing)
-(laughing): Oh!
437
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,659
-Did we do this?
-Maybe.
438
00:18:34,697 --> 00:18:36,237
(both laughing)
439
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,332
Awesome. What a day.
440
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:41,538
Okay, I swear
this has never happened before.
441
00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:43,249
What the hell?
442
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,039
Man, I feel like
we were just starting
443
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,673
to relate
to each other as equals.
444
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:49,089
Mm-hmm.
445
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,418
You still look great.
446
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,013
Thanks.
447
00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:54,128
(quietly):
Phew. Not in the face.
448
00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:57,005
(Dave sighs)
449
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,513
FEMALE VOICE:
The building may be on fire.
450
00:18:58,555 --> 00:19:00,465
-Please secure all Horizen...
-Oh, come on.
451
00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,555
All right, everyone,
please remain calm.
452
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,520
Feel free to use the fire stairs
next to the elevator.
453
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:07,612
Aleesha, where is Nora?
454
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,897
Oh. Um... she just ran out.
455
00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:13,111
Can't believe the reflexes
on that girl. (scoffs)
456
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,202
(alarm continues sounding)
457
00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:18,579
FEMALE VOICE:
The building may be on fire.
458
00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,826
Please secure all Horizen
intellectual property,
459
00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:23,249
and then evacuate safely.
460
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:25,998
Ah, come on.
461
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,630
(power whooshes up)
462
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,798
Okay, okay, okay.
463
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,841
You know, I'm still
the same guy on the inside,
464
00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,644
same person
you were just talking to.
465
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,047
Mm-hmm.
466
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,425
(whooshing)
467
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:42,431
Oh. Oh, oh. Hey... there.
468
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:44,233
See? Temporary.
469
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,267
You know, what makes a person
a person...
470
00:19:46,311 --> 00:19:48,231
Let's just walk silently
for a bit.
471
00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:50,651
You got it.
472
00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:56,357
(sighs)
473
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,162
(elevator bell dings)
474
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,964
(indistinct chatter)
475
00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:08,878
-Oh. Oh, excuse me.
-Oh, excuse me.
476
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:11,247
-What are you doing?
I'm trying to get off this...
-Oh!
477
00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:12,804
-Oh, this is such a...
-Excuse me. Aleesha!
478
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:15,207
Oh, did you ever find
Mr. Caputo?
479
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:18,336
I did... not.
480
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,354
As soon as you get back
to your desk,
481
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,096
I want you
to get into his avatar
482
00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:24,968
and take Mrs. Caputo dancing!
483
00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:27,437
Shit.
484
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:29,187
-Run, ho! Run!
-(whooshes)
485
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,148
-(sighs)
-(two beeps)
486
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,622
So the system went to backup?
487
00:20:44,661 --> 00:20:46,201
Yes, Mr. Whitbridge.
488
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,865
For, like, five minutes.
That's all.
489
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,294
Well, what happened? Sabotage?
490
00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:51,132
No, nothing.
It was just, you know...
491
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:55,761
Blame it on the power company.
492
00:20:55,797 --> 00:20:57,587
It was just a little
local brownout.
493
00:20:57,632 --> 00:20:59,512
-That's all.
-You think
the Ludds were involved?
494
00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,180
LUCY:
If you want them to be, sir.
495
00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:07,348
So, how was he, Dad?
496
00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:09,232
Go easy on me.
497
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,598
Well, to be honest...
498
00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:15,862
...you couldn't have done
a better job, Nathan.
499
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,700
That was perfect. Just...
500
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:20,316
perfect.
501
00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:22,323
Thank you.
502
00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:24,945
You gave me a lot
to think about, Mr. Antony.
503
00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:26,293
Mr. Brown.
504
00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:35,344
(birds singing)
505
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:45,676
(honking)
506
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:51,017
(playing "It Had to Be You")
507
00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:10,372
♪ Watch me whip, whip ♪
508
00:22:10,413 --> 00:22:12,463
-♪ Watch me nae nae ♪
-♪ Want me do it? ♪
509
00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:14,208
-♪ Now watch me whip ♪
-♪ Kill it ♪
510
00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,040
-♪ Watch me nae nae ♪
-♪ Okay ♪
511
00:22:16,085 --> 00:22:17,995
♪ Now watch me whip, whip,
watch me nae nae ♪
512
00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:19,956
-♪ Can you do it? ♪
-♪ Now watch me ♪
513
00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:21,506
♪ Ooh, watch me, watch me, ooh ♪
-♪ Yeah ♪
514
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,259
♪ Watch me, watch me ♪
-♪ Yeah ♪
515
00:22:23,301 --> 00:22:24,971
-♪ Ooh, watch me, watch me ♪
-♪ Yeah ♪
516
00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:27,011
-♪ Okay, okay ♪
-♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
517
00:22:27,055 --> 00:22:29,015
-♪ Yeah ♪
-♪ Watch me, watch me, ooh... ♪
518
00:22:29,057 --> 00:22:30,597
(both laugh)
519
00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:33,811
I'm glad I got
to see where you work.
520
00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:36,153
Well, now it'll be
an easier transition, right?
521
00:22:36,189 --> 00:22:37,939
(Nora laughs)
522
00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:39,532
Nora.
523
00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:41,397
Dad.
524
00:22:41,444 --> 00:22:43,324
Don't. Come on.
525
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,532
Nora, uh...
526
00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:47,333
Did he... did he say something?
527
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,326
Did he do something wrong?
528
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,368
Nathan would be one of the
reasons why I would've done it.
529
00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:54,213
So you liked him?
530
00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:55,918
(Dave laughs)
531
00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:58,038
He sold the hell
out of that place.
532
00:22:58,086 --> 00:23:01,506
He... he-he made me see
the appeal that it has.
533
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:06,090
Well, what about...
534
00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:07,965
outside
of his tour guide skills?
535
00:23:08,012 --> 00:23:09,432
Yeah, you've got good taste.
536
00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:12,142
(Nora laughs)
537
00:23:12,183 --> 00:23:13,683
He's a great guy.
538
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,226
(mouths)
539
00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:18,059
I just wish you'd met him
when he was alive.
540
00:23:18,106 --> 00:23:21,146
Um...
541
00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:23,242
I don't think
he's a romantic possibility.
542
00:23:23,277 --> 00:23:24,857
It's just too hard.
543
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,994
It's too tough.
544
00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:30,991
I'm sorry, Nora.
545
00:23:36,499 --> 00:23:38,579
Well, if you're not going
to upload,
546
00:23:38,626 --> 00:23:41,336
can you do one thing for me?
547
00:23:41,379 --> 00:23:43,379
Anything.
548
00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:50,386
Can you say "hi" to Mom for me?
549
00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:54,098
Of course.
550
00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:03,145
(Dave sighs)
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