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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:36,662 "Since happiness doesn't exist, it's necessary to be happy without it." 2 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:40,916 Once upon a time there was and still is, Torresecca. 3 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:43,419 A small town 50 km from Rome, 4 00:00:43,461 --> 00:00:46,213 gently nestled on that town-planning gem 5 00:00:46,297 --> 00:00:49,091 that everyone knows as "Via Prenestina". 6 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:54,305 The first unforgettable moment in its history was in 1963, 7 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:58,350 when Rai TV devoted 9 seconds to the town. 8 00:00:58,476 --> 00:01:01,854 Another was in 1974, 9 00:01:01,979 --> 00:01:07,234 when at 11:30 am, the Giro d'Italia passed through the first and last time. 10 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:12,990 The third reason Torresecca is remembered, is my family. 11 00:01:13,115 --> 00:01:16,243 But first let me introduce them to you, one by one. 12 00:01:16,869 --> 00:01:21,707 This is my father, Danilo Tucci. He left school when he was nine. 13 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:26,087 He's been plaiting mozzarella in the cheese factory "Panzarella & Sons" 14 00:01:26,128 --> 00:01:27,713 since the age of 14. 15 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:31,008 But in spite of this, he still enjoys eating it. 16 00:01:31,092 --> 00:01:33,719 Tucci, are you eating the mozzarella? 17 00:01:35,137 --> 00:01:37,014 Quality control. 18 00:01:37,098 --> 00:01:39,350 I pay you for quantity, not for quality. 19 00:01:39,391 --> 00:01:42,770 - Get back to work. - Gimme a break! 20 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:47,775 A lover of engines, his dream is to own a Formula One team, 21 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:52,279 but for now he has a van that was already old at Woodstock. 22 00:01:53,030 --> 00:01:56,659 This is my mother Loredana, housewife by vocation. 23 00:01:56,742 --> 00:01:58,661 She has one mission in life: 24 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:01,914 to disinfect the world, and our home in particular. 25 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:05,000 Watch what you're doing! 26 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:08,420 Calm down, you've cleaned that oven three times since this morning! 27 00:02:08,504 --> 00:02:11,924 It's not my fault germs reproduce in the afternoon. 28 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:15,427 I didn't know germs get aroused at dusk. What if I get aroused? 29 00:02:15,928 --> 00:02:18,430 Let go! Hands off, I'm cleaning. 30 00:02:18,514 --> 00:02:21,517 Mum and Dad make the best supplì in the world. 31 00:02:21,559 --> 00:02:26,522 He makes the rice mixture, and she coats and fries them. 32 00:02:30,401 --> 00:02:33,320 In spite of their dubious diet, 33 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:36,574 they've been in love for almost 25 years. 34 00:02:36,699 --> 00:02:39,076 Look, darling. Here, taste this. 35 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:45,457 - Is it good? - It's bloody delicious! 36 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:49,587 They've never moved from Torresecca in all this time. 37 00:02:50,171 --> 00:02:52,840 My sister Tamara, on the other hand, has travelled far and wide. .. 38 00:02:52,965 --> 00:02:55,342 But only in her imagination. 39 00:02:55,426 --> 00:02:58,470 She learnt to read at 9 and still has some problems 40 00:02:58,554 --> 00:03:00,055 with the double consonants. 41 00:03:00,097 --> 00:03:02,975 Lucky for her, audio books were invented. 42 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:07,438 Mum, I'm reading! Can you vacuum more quietly, please? 43 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:11,233 She's the only person besides Dad who works in this family, 44 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:13,611 and she dreams of flying to New York 45 00:03:13,736 --> 00:03:16,989 to meet her idol, Paris Hilton. 46 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:21,744 This is my Uncle Marcello, Mum's brother, 47 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:25,080 who's lived on our sofa bed as long as I've known him. 48 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:28,959 He spends his days devising new plant hybrids. 49 00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:30,836 His latest creation is... 50 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:33,255 - The "cacalmond"! - Cacalmond? 51 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:37,760 Part cacao, part almond. What do you think? 52 00:03:38,344 --> 00:03:40,346 Hard as a rock. 53 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:42,848 On the outside, that's the almond, 54 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:46,977 but the cacao part is inside. 55 00:03:47,019 --> 00:03:49,146 It's only a prototype, it'll improve. 56 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:51,899 But there are lots of other products. 57 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:56,153 Try the prickince: prickly pear and quince. 58 00:03:56,278 --> 00:03:59,782 Or the grapefruit and melon: the gropelon! 59 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:03,911 Why don't you grow tomatoes and broccoli to save us some money? 60 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:07,414 I can't grow broccoli and tomatoes! 61 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:10,668 I'm not a farmer, you know! I'm an agriculturalist! 62 00:04:10,793 --> 00:04:12,920 - Yeah... - Calm down! 63 00:04:13,045 --> 00:04:14,922 Danilo, leave him alone! 64 00:04:15,047 --> 00:04:17,675 My mother worked hard to send him to university! 65 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:21,303 And I work hard to feed him! And boy, can he eat! 66 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:22,680 Rub it in! 67 00:04:22,805 --> 00:04:27,434 Quiet! I'm watching the last episode of "Sin and Shame". 68 00:04:27,518 --> 00:04:29,937 Grandma Nicoletta lives with us too. 69 00:04:30,062 --> 00:04:33,899 Since Granddad died, she's become a TV drama junkie, 70 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:36,694 and Gabriel Garko is her favourite actor. 71 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:39,321 Why couldn't I have a son like Gabry? 72 00:04:39,405 --> 00:04:42,199 What's with this familiarity, is he a friend of yours? 73 00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:45,828 - What's he got that I haven't? - An income, to start with. 74 00:04:45,911 --> 00:04:49,790 Not to mention his looks. You look like a giant hamster. 75 00:04:49,832 --> 00:04:51,917 Thank you, you're so kind. 76 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:55,337 And this is me. My name's Kevi, without the N. 77 00:04:55,421 --> 00:04:59,425 Dad found out it had an N only after registering my birth. 78 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:03,053 Kevi, that's enough homework! 79 00:05:03,095 --> 00:05:06,849 Do something normal, like play football, or beat up a friend. 80 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:08,976 You worry me! 81 00:05:09,101 --> 00:05:12,354 - Okay, Mum. - For the love of God... 82 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:17,484 It's not too bad being part of this family, 83 00:05:17,568 --> 00:05:20,946 though I find it hard to adapt to their low level of education. 84 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:25,117 Our financial situation wasn't the healthiest... 85 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:27,244 at least not until that evening. 86 00:05:27,328 --> 00:05:29,079 Supplì! Supplì! Supplì! 87 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:33,584 - All for Tuccis! - And Tuccis for all! 88 00:05:36,128 --> 00:05:37,463 Quiet. 89 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:40,007 And now for the Supenwin draw. 90 00:05:40,132 --> 00:05:42,885 Mum played the same numbers every week: 91 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:45,637 the dates of birth of the people she admires most... 92 00:05:45,721 --> 00:05:47,765 100 million Euros. 93 00:05:47,890 --> 00:05:50,517 ...Pope Francis and Al Bano. 94 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:55,272 17-12-36. 95 00:05:55,356 --> 00:05:58,233 - The Pope's birthday... - 20... 96 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,737 5-43. 97 00:06:01,779 --> 00:06:04,656 Al Bano! 98 00:06:05,616 --> 00:06:09,912 The Tuccis have always stood out for their self-control. 99 00:06:12,790 --> 00:06:14,041 Wait, wait, wait! 100 00:06:14,166 --> 00:06:16,126 Say that again, how much have we won? 101 00:06:16,168 --> 00:06:19,505 100 million! Jesus, Joseph and Mary. 102 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:23,258 - 100 million lire is peanuts! - In Euros, Grandma! 103 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:26,762 - How much is that then? - 200 billion lire! 104 00:06:26,804 --> 00:06:32,309 Quiet, don't be a hooligan, people will hear! Cheer quietly, like this... 105 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:35,270 Cheer quietly? Why? 106 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:37,815 I want everyone to hear! 107 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:41,068 You poor suckers... 108 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:44,321 do you know who's won 100 million? 109 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,408 Not us! 110 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:54,456 The identity of the lucky winner of 100 million Euros is still unknown. 111 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:58,335 We're here in Torresecca to get some idea, 112 00:06:58,419 --> 00:07:01,463 and to hear what the winner's fellow townsmen have to say. 113 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:04,049 Let's start with Mr. Massimo. 114 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:07,719 What do you think of this mammoth win? 115 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:10,055 Drop dead, all of you! 116 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:12,933 All rich scum must die! 117 00:07:13,684 --> 00:07:16,228 Who bought you this outfit? 118 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:19,064 You've come to Torresecca to... 119 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:22,860 - She's a reporter from Ski. - You mean SKY. 120 00:07:22,985 --> 00:07:25,195 We have Mr. Edoardo here too. 121 00:07:25,237 --> 00:07:28,574 I'll ask you the same question. What do you think of this win? 122 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:32,119 I think it's someone from the town. I'd bet my balls. 123 00:07:32,244 --> 00:07:36,123 Oh God! Can you say "balls" on Ski? Yes, you have Ski football. 124 00:07:36,248 --> 00:07:38,876 It's SKY. You're not supposed to say... 125 00:07:39,001 --> 00:07:42,004 But why a townsperson? Couldn't it be a tourist? 126 00:07:43,255 --> 00:07:44,756 In Torresecca? 127 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:48,760 She's not right in the head! 128 00:07:48,844 --> 00:07:50,888 If you feed "Torresecca" into the sat nav 129 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:54,266 it says "I'll take you there, but stop 200 metres short of it." 130 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:56,477 - Understand? - Yes. 131 00:07:56,518 --> 00:08:01,231 If you knew the winners, what would you say to them? 132 00:08:01,273 --> 00:08:03,525 - To give us a hand! - Who? 133 00:08:03,609 --> 00:08:06,528 - Us. - The rich never help anyone. 134 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:08,614 They can drop dead! 135 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:11,533 There. Have you got the idea? 136 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:15,621 If we start lending money, we'll soon be broke. 137 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:18,874 - No one must know we've won. - I get it. 138 00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:21,251 We have to remain tacit. 139 00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:24,296 - What? - Pretend nothing's happened. 140 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:26,381 Exactly, that's right, Kevi! 141 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:32,054 A few weeks later, the winning money came into our possession. 142 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:34,932 - All clear, there's no one around. - Of course not, it's 3 am. 143 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:37,142 Tamara, over there. 144 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:39,394 Come with me, or you'll trip. 145 00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:43,023 Kevi, you stay here. 146 00:08:43,065 --> 00:08:48,028 We had 100 million in the bank, but had to keep it a secret. 147 00:08:48,070 --> 00:08:51,156 Marcello, go and stand guard outside the church. 148 00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:14,471 - Get your card out. - Wait, I can't find it. 149 00:09:15,597 --> 00:09:16,807 Stop pulling, behave. 150 00:09:18,684 --> 00:09:21,103 - Good evening. - Evening. What are you doing? 151 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:24,231 Going for a late night walk, my mongrel's got cystitis. 152 00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:28,735 - Going to the ATM? - What? 153 00:09:28,819 --> 00:09:31,363 - Going to the ATM? - ls that an ATM? 154 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:34,825 - What did you think it was? - A vending machine for condoms! 155 00:09:36,118 --> 00:09:38,620 - Still at it at your age? - Hell yeah! 156 00:09:38,704 --> 00:09:40,956 We're still very sexually active! 157 00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:44,501 My wife might look a bit scruffy right now, 158 00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:48,880 but we have enough rides to consume condoms like mints! 159 00:09:48,964 --> 00:09:52,342 - You'll make me blush! - Have a nice ride then... 160 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:55,596 - I mean, good evening. - Good evening! 161 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,598 - Bye. - Get out of here... 162 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:01,977 Wow, those Tuccis... they're still at it... 163 00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:10,527 Holy Virgin! What's happened? What are you doing here? 164 00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:12,362 - Who? - You. 165 00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:15,157 - You know... - Huh? 166 00:10:15,991 --> 00:10:17,367 - I couldn't wait. - Problems with your prostate? 167 00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:20,037 No, I couldn't wait to confess. 168 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,789 Right now? Hold it in till tomorrow. 169 00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:25,667 No, it really can't wait... 170 00:10:25,751 --> 00:10:29,921 The Lord doesn't work part-time. He works around the clock. 171 00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:32,883 Around the clock, my foot! 172 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:37,304 The Lord is Almighty and can go to bed when he pleases. 173 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:41,266 Well, we'll wake him up because I have sinned... 174 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,894 in thought, word, deed and omission. 175 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:49,816 Pin number. 176 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:57,658 - How much shall I take out? - Exaggerate, 150. 177 00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:06,708 Here. 178 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,300 It's fantastic. 179 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,348 Did you hear the sound it made when it came out? 180 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,602 - Can we do it again? - Tomorrow. 181 00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:27,938 - Please, again! - Has it got you aroused? 182 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:31,566 - No! - You've never asked me for a repeat! 183 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,694 - People will see us here. - Just a withdrawal. 184 00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:36,863 - You're scaring me. - Just one withdrawal. 185 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,991 Mission accomplished. 186 00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:43,704 All done. 187 00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:46,373 Where's Marcello? 188 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:51,086 I have to admit, father, a shiver ran all the way down my spine. 189 00:11:52,838 --> 00:11:54,715 - Is that all? - Yes. 190 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:59,594 There isn't something you haven't got the guts to tell me about? 191 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:02,264 Something you're wringing your little heart over? 192 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:05,600 Something you want to shout out loud? 193 00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:10,897 Such as, for example, "I've won 100 million Euros"? 194 00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:14,526 Quiet! Don't shout! I'm not the winner. 195 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:17,112 - Sure? - Of course. 196 00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:19,614 Why are you asking me? 197 00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:23,243 I'm not asking you, I'm asking everyone. 198 00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:26,538 - In the secret of the confessional. - Yeah, I see. 199 00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:30,041 But why do you care who won the 100 million? 200 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:31,418 Why do I care? 201 00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:37,048 When Christ performed the miracle of the loaves and the fishes, 202 00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,759 - did he eat them all himself? - Yes. 203 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:42,679 No! He shared them out. Do you understand? 204 00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:46,558 And when he went to his friend's wedding feast, 205 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:50,687 and turned water into wine, did he get drunk all by himself? 206 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,564 - Yes. - No! 207 00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:55,776 The miracle is that they all got drunk. 208 00:12:55,817 --> 00:13:00,781 Marcello, we need a miracle. Speak up! Confess! 209 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:04,659 I didn't win it. I confess I didn't win it. 210 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:06,286 - Swear! - I swear. 211 00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:09,164 No, you have to swear on St. Severa, 212 00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:13,043 Queen of the Dead, Virgin, Martyr and Crucified! 213 00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:15,212 Let's not exaggerate! 214 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:18,715 I mean, virgin, martyr, queen of the dead... 215 00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:20,300 A bit jinxed this saint... 216 00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:22,844 Jinxed?! 217 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:26,097 Yes, but she's in Heaven and you're here acting the fool. 218 00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:30,101 So this insult will cost you two extra Hail Marys. 219 00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:32,729 Our Father who art in Heaven... 220 00:13:33,939 --> 00:13:36,191 On Earth as it is in Heaven, give us this day our daily bread... 221 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,445 And lead us not into temptation... 222 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:43,740 Hosanna in the highest... I'm not worthy to partake at your table... 223 00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:45,242 Mea culpa mea culpa... 224 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,995 - Where did you get to? - I was lucky, I plea-bargained. 225 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,498 He gave me 12 Our Fathers and 4 Hail Marys. 226 00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:55,252 We got one 50-euro note and five 20-euro notes. So exciting! 227 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,878 Come inside. 228 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,256 - Hail Mary... - Enough of that. 229 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,508 I have to finish it before tomorrow morning. 230 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:22,028 Kevi, how many times have I told you not to leave toys lying around? 231 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,240 It's not a toy! 232 00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:28,535 That's a robot vacuum cleaner, it's called Robot Rumba. 233 00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:29,786 Are you crazy? 234 00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:32,372 It vacuums all by itself, it'll save my back. 235 00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:33,999 I told you to lay low 236 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:37,544 and you buy a flying saucer to do the cleaning? 237 00:14:38,879 --> 00:14:41,882 I bought it in Palestrina where no one knows us! 238 00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:46,553 You mustn't go to Palestrina. Everyone knows us there! 239 00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:51,641 - What's going on? - She went shopping in Palestrina. 240 00:14:51,683 --> 00:14:55,270 - Spending money like wild. - Loredana, I'm surprised at you. 241 00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:58,189 This poor man is right then. What did he tell you? 242 00:14:58,315 --> 00:15:00,567 Not to buy anything. 243 00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:06,281 - What have you got there? - What? 244 00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:08,199 Show me! Turn round! 245 00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:10,452 Arms on the table. Spread your legs. 246 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,412 Get your hands off! 247 00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:15,332 - What's this? - It looks like a mobile. 248 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,542 - Whose is it? - Not mine... 249 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:21,087 You put it in my pocket to frame me! You rogue! 250 00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:24,215 - Did anyone see you buy it? - No one saw me. 251 00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:27,719 I didn't buy it from a shop. I bought it on Amazon. 252 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,679 What's "Amazo"? 253 00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:32,098 An online store you buy from via computer. 254 00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:34,100 We don't have a computer! 255 00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:35,936 I don't either. It's Tamara's. 256 00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:38,855 - Did you buy a computer? - It's not for me. 257 00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,732 #grandmaaskedmeto. 258 00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:43,610 Yes, I needed one to see SkyGo when I'm not here. 259 00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:47,822 Everyone's buying what they want. Am I the only fool among us? 260 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:49,366 What do you mean? 261 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:53,119 You've got your health, human warmth, you live like the Queen Mother. 262 00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:55,997 Yeah, right... I can't afford to have my hair dyed! 263 00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:59,000 - I look like an old wizard. - Hair dye won't fix you. 264 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:01,378 - What else have you bought? - Nothing. 265 00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:04,506 I'll get it. 266 00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:07,342 - Yes? - A nice parcel for Marcello. 267 00:16:09,386 --> 00:16:12,013 It was only some Jehovah's Witnesses. 268 00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:15,976 You don't get it, do you '? No one must know about the money! 269 00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:20,897 It's not fair! What's the point of winning if we can't spend it? 270 00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:24,275 Marcello's right. I tell you what... 271 00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:27,028 If you don't buy me a new TV, 272 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:30,657 I'll tell everyone about our winnings! 273 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:33,159 - Are you blackmailing us? - Yes! 274 00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:35,620 Yes... 275 00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:48,675 I want this one! 276 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,803 It's gorgeous! I've always wanted one! 277 00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:54,556 And it's all mine! Get your hand off, it's mine. 278 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,057 An excellent choice, ma'am. 279 00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:59,561 - How much is it? - We have a special discount today. 280 00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:02,689 120-inch screen, only 43,000 Euros. 281 00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:06,443 - 'Snot bad... - He said it was a good price. 282 00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:10,905 We can deliver it within 24 hours. Just leave me your address. 283 00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,824 It's easy to find. 284 00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:15,577 Do you know where Torresecca is '? 285 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:20,206 Drive down the Prenestina until you get to a gas station... 286 00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:23,043 - Are you giving her our address? - Yes. 287 00:17:24,335 --> 00:17:26,087 - Oh, yes... - Can you wrap it up? 288 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:33,720 What if someone comes to the house, how will we hide it? 289 00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:36,347 It's bigger than a cinema screen. 290 00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:37,348 You wanted it. 291 00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:40,101 - Marcello, Danilo... - Who's there? 292 00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:41,227 Good evening. 293 00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:44,064 - Good evening. - Good evening. 294 00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:46,107 What are you doing? 295 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,568 - Just unloading something. - Yes... 296 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:51,112 It looks heavy... Hold Gremlin's lead for me. 297 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,865 - Need a hand? - Thanks! 298 00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:58,328 We can manage, thanks. 299 00:17:58,369 --> 00:18:00,872 What do you mean? It's heavy. Give us a hand. 300 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,083 Wait a minute... 301 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:06,961 - What is it? - This? 302 00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:09,089 - What is it? - It's a thingy. 303 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,632 Very nice... 304 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:13,885 An orthopedic mattress. 305 00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:16,137 - For my mother... - Of course. 306 00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:18,389 Let me see. 307 00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:21,267 This is a 120-inch TV! 308 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:23,394 It must have cost 20,000 Euros! 309 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,522 - 20,000 Euros? - 20,000 Euros. 310 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,398 43,000 with a discount. 311 00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:29,776 - You're such a dickhead! - I am. 312 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:32,028 - Do you think I'm stupid '? - No. 313 00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:35,657 I'd like to know how a pair of poor wretches like you two 314 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,785 can afford a TV worth 43,000 Euros. 315 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:41,663 How did we do it? We went to the Unieuro store... 316 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,290 - And...? - We went there and we... 317 00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:45,542 You...? 318 00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:49,546 - What? - Huh? 319 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,551 Huh? 320 00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:58,263 - We stole it. - Yes! 321 00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:01,808 We didn't mean to steal it, we did it for Mum's sake... 322 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:04,185 because she wants to watch "Game of Thrones". 323 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:07,522 Marcello wanted to make his mother happy. 324 00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:11,025 The last wish of a poor human larva 325 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:14,654 now gaga with arteriosclerosis, and with one foot in the grave. 326 00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:17,282 Easy, that's my mother you're talking about. 327 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,450 You're the one who's gaga. 328 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:23,955 - Are you going to the police? - Of course not. 329 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:29,669 But if no one saw you, they can't charge you without the 330 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,090 What do you mean "without the TV"? 331 00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:36,551 That we have to get rid of the stolen goods. 332 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:40,471 - Get rid of it? - Throw it away! 333 00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:42,974 Throw it away? In the recycling bin? 334 00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:46,686 No, where everyone in town throws things they don't need. 335 00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:48,229 - Where? - In the pond! 336 00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:52,483 No, not in the pond! 337 00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:56,696 One, two... 338 00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:58,489 two and a half... 339 00:19:58,615 --> 00:20:00,950 and three! 340 00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:03,244 If you don't let go, it'll stay here. 341 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,873 Thanks, Edoardo. If it wasn't for you... 342 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:09,125 If we don't help each other out... 343 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,336 - Thanks a bunch. - It was nothing. 344 00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:13,838 Shall we give you a lift back in the car? 345 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:18,593 No, I'll go for a stroll around the pond. It's more romantic. 346 00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:21,012 - Here. - Good evening. 347 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:22,847 Yeah, good evening... 348 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,646 Now what? 349 00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:35,401 I've had an idea. Let's share out the tasks. 350 00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:39,656 You go to the van and get some rope. 351 00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:45,536 Then I'll tie you to this pole. 352 00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:49,249 You walk into the pond, dive into the mud... 353 00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:53,002 tie it around the TV and I'll pull you out... okay? 354 00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:54,796 Are you crazy? 355 00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:58,508 Apart from the fact that this water's disgusting... 356 00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:03,513 There are huge rats with swimming certificates in there. No way! 357 00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:06,182 You don't get it, do you? 358 00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:09,269 - You jump in then! - But why? 359 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:13,314 You're the strongest, you've got an athlete's build. 360 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:16,818 Look at you! Look at those chest muscles! 361 00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:18,903 - Shall I tell you what we'll do? - Yes. 362 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:22,156 If that TV is not in the house in five minutes... 363 00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:25,702 - Yes? - I'll throw you both in the pond! 364 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,830 - Have I made myself clear? - Very clear. 365 00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:33,835 Just think, there's someone in town who has won all that money. 366 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:37,839 The bastards! I hope they spend it all in medicines... 367 00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:41,342 No, we have to learn to rejoice in other people's happiness. 368 00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:45,722 No, they can drop dead. Have a heart attack while they're counting it. 369 00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:47,932 Tucci, staff announcement. 370 00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:50,601 I've hired a new, young and lively plaiter. 371 00:21:50,685 --> 00:21:53,438 - You're back milking the buffalos. - What? 372 00:21:53,688 --> 00:21:57,358 I've been waiting years for promotion, to burrata cheese. 373 00:21:57,483 --> 00:22:01,237 - Or squacquerone cheese! - You're lucky I've kept you on. 374 00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:05,992 So you have to pull strings if you want to get ahead here! 375 00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:07,744 Danilo, that's enough! 376 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:11,122 Another word and you'll go back to being the poor wretch you've always been! 377 00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:14,250 No, that's where you're wrong... 378 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:17,712 I'm not a poor wretch! I'm rich! 379 00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:20,631 I'm the guy who won the 100 million! Understand? 380 00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:24,969 I'm not the poor wretch, you are! 381 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:35,021 - Disaster's struck. - Your moped got stolen? 382 00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:38,149 If only! I went and told everybody we'd won the money. 383 00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:41,277 - Lord have mercy! - What? 384 00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:45,531 If I'd spilled the beans you'd have kicked up a fuss! 385 00:22:45,656 --> 00:22:48,034 What the fuck, Danilo! 386 00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:52,413 - Now what? - I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself. 387 00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:54,540 Let's not panic. 388 00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:58,544 Perhaps Panzarella and the others are decent folk. 389 00:22:58,628 --> 00:23:01,672 - Decent? - They'll keep it to themselves... 390 00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:03,007 Think so? 391 00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:08,304 We're coming live from Torresecca, outside the Tucci family's home. 392 00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:11,182 They have not granted us an interview yet. 393 00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:16,187 But we're with the priest of St. Severa Church, Fr. Genesio. 394 00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:19,273 - I'll let him speak. - Let me speak? 395 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:24,529 That rogue Marcello swore to me in the confessional, 396 00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:26,406 he swore they weren't the winners. 397 00:23:26,531 --> 00:23:32,578 Swearing falsely in the confessional is a very serious sin! 398 00:23:32,703 --> 00:23:35,456 - Shouldn't you keep it secret? - Yes. 399 00:23:35,540 --> 00:23:37,583 But not when people talk crap! 400 00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:45,216 If Marcello thinks he can get away with a tiny tax donation, he's wrong. 401 00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:49,303 I want 20%! Not 8%! 402 00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:51,931 Quiet, or they'll hear us! 403 00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:55,726 The suitcases on top. Plants first. 404 00:23:58,187 --> 00:24:03,568 We're here waiting for someone from the Tucci family to come out 405 00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:06,446 and make a statement. 406 00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:16,205 No, no statements for the moment. 407 00:24:25,756 --> 00:24:29,260 Why are you crying? You're always complaining we never travel. 408 00:24:29,343 --> 00:24:32,096 But I didn't want to leave like this! 409 00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:34,891 - Not like thieves! - We had no choice! 410 00:24:35,224 --> 00:24:36,893 We're exiles then? 411 00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:40,146 We're migrants. 412 00:24:40,605 --> 00:24:43,149 - We've run away. - Ah, right. 413 00:24:43,274 --> 00:24:47,278 We're filthy rich now, and the filthy rich don't live in Torresecca! 414 00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:49,655 That's right. Where do they live then? 415 00:24:49,739 --> 00:24:52,408 Good question. Where are we going? 416 00:24:53,117 --> 00:24:56,162 The city with the greatest per capita income is Milan. 417 00:24:56,287 --> 00:24:57,497 Per what? 418 00:24:57,538 --> 00:25:00,750 Most rich people live in Milan or at least in the north. 419 00:25:00,791 --> 00:25:06,297 Then why didn't we move to the north of Rome? 420 00:25:06,422 --> 00:25:08,049 You're such a peasant! 421 00:25:08,174 --> 00:25:11,302 The Expo wasn't held in the north of Rome, was it '? No! 422 00:25:12,261 --> 00:25:16,057 Where do the TV people live? Pigneto, Torre Maura? No! 423 00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:21,562 - The gentlefolk live in Milan. - I agree with Mum. 424 00:25:21,646 --> 00:25:25,316 But if we don't like it there, we'll come back here, okay? 425 00:25:25,399 --> 00:25:27,318 That's right... 426 00:25:27,401 --> 00:25:31,572 Oh God! #iwannadie, I forgot my phone charger! 427 00:25:31,697 --> 00:25:34,283 #whatdoesitmatter, I'll buy you ten! 428 00:25:34,325 --> 00:25:37,453 If that's everything then, I'll step on it! 429 00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:40,915 - All for Tuccis! - And Tuccis for all! 430 00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:47,922 There, I've finished. 431 00:25:47,964 --> 00:25:51,968 I'll just grab Granddad's photo and we'll be off... 432 00:25:53,844 --> 00:25:55,096 Hey! 433 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:06,607 Put some music on or I'll drop off. 434 00:26:08,317 --> 00:26:10,987 What were your first impressions? 435 00:26:11,112 --> 00:26:13,614 I was sure we'd win sooner or later. 436 00:26:13,698 --> 00:26:17,368 My daughter's always been unlucky... 437 00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:20,621 - It's Mum! - Didn't we load her on? 438 00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:22,623 That's why it was so quiet! 439 00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:25,459 - Turn back. Do a U-turn. - Quick! 440 00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:28,254 Careful, though! 441 00:26:32,967 --> 00:26:35,386 What will you do with all that money? 442 00:26:35,469 --> 00:26:38,014 Will you give some to charity like Bill Gates? 443 00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:39,890 Like hell we will! We'll keep it all! 444 00:26:40,016 --> 00:26:43,352 I don't know who that guy is, but he's obviously a dumbass! 445 00:26:43,894 --> 00:26:47,148 Mum! Shut up and get in the van! 446 00:27:19,930 --> 00:27:21,557 We're here! 447 00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:23,684 Let's go 1 448 00:27:26,896 --> 00:27:28,689 Wake up! 449 00:27:53,089 --> 00:27:54,465 Milan... 450 00:27:54,548 --> 00:27:57,176 Darling, we're in Europe now! 451 00:28:39,260 --> 00:28:41,137 Everything was different in Milan. 452 00:28:41,262 --> 00:28:44,223 Buildings, weather, people and cars. 453 00:28:44,265 --> 00:28:49,019 We had landed on another planet... except we were the aliens! 454 00:28:52,022 --> 00:28:54,024 Good morning, may I have your keys? 455 00:28:54,150 --> 00:28:55,651 Don't you dare! 456 00:28:58,404 --> 00:29:00,156 Look over there... 457 00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:24,263 - May I help you? - Good morning. 458 00:29:24,305 --> 00:29:27,433 I'm Danilo Tucci, this is my wife. We're the Tuccis. 459 00:29:27,558 --> 00:29:31,395 - So... we'd like a room. - What a pity! 460 00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:35,566 It's peak season and unfortunately we don't have any suites vacant. 461 00:29:35,649 --> 00:29:38,068 I advise you to book next time. 462 00:29:38,194 --> 00:29:41,697 Or I can recommend a small guesthouse in the suburbs. 463 00:29:42,072 --> 00:29:44,450 Yes, may I help you? Honourable MP! 464 00:29:45,034 --> 00:29:47,661 Of course, this is low season. 465 00:29:47,703 --> 00:29:51,207 And we'll always find a room for you anyway. 466 00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:54,168 See you soon. Goodbye. 467 00:29:55,211 --> 00:29:57,213 Peak season? 468 00:29:57,338 --> 00:30:00,049 I don't know whether you've noticed, but this is a 5-star hotel. 469 00:30:00,090 --> 00:30:03,344 Only five stars? Not even a pass mark. 470 00:30:03,594 --> 00:30:06,472 We've won 100 million. 471 00:30:06,555 --> 00:30:08,224 - Can we tell everyone now? - Of course. 472 00:30:08,599 --> 00:30:12,102 No one who wins 100 million is foolish enough to tell everyone. 473 00:30:12,228 --> 00:30:13,604 We are. 474 00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:15,689 - I can't stand this guy. - Neither can I. 475 00:30:15,731 --> 00:30:17,483 Have you really won? 476 00:30:17,566 --> 00:30:21,070 I was interviewed on Sky, buddy! 477 00:30:21,111 --> 00:30:24,490 Forgive me, I wasn't informed of this happy event... 478 00:30:24,615 --> 00:30:28,994 #getbetterinformed. Which is the coolest room you have? 479 00:30:29,078 --> 00:30:32,998 We have the imperial suite, the one Miley Cyrus often stays in. 480 00:30:34,625 --> 00:30:36,585 Miley Cyrus, the singer. 481 00:30:37,253 --> 00:30:39,129 - How much is it? - 18,000 Euros. 482 00:30:39,213 --> 00:30:41,257 - We don't want to buy it. - Per night. 483 00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:44,760 18,000 Euros per night. 484 00:30:45,594 --> 00:30:49,598 I'll go and get the other plants or they'll feel lonely... 485 00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:52,768 - Boy, take Mr and Mrs... - Tucci! 486 00:30:53,602 --> 00:30:55,771 Mr and Mrs Tucci up to the imperial suite. 487 00:30:56,105 --> 00:30:58,899 - All for Tuccis. - And Tuccis for all! 488 00:30:59,233 --> 00:31:00,234 This way? 489 00:31:00,276 --> 00:31:01,902 Who are these people? 490 00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:04,655 The bumpkins who won 100 million Euros. 491 00:31:05,114 --> 00:31:08,117 The ones from Torresecca, near Zagarolo. 492 00:31:10,786 --> 00:31:13,664 Not bad! Have you seen this? 493 00:31:15,916 --> 00:31:17,501 It really is... 494 00:31:19,169 --> 00:31:21,005 Look. 495 00:31:21,046 --> 00:31:22,631 Who's this? 496 00:31:22,673 --> 00:31:25,926 Welcome, I'm Gustavo, the suite's chief executive. 497 00:31:26,051 --> 00:31:28,304 I am hereto satisfy your every order and wish... 498 00:31:28,429 --> 00:31:30,180 - The butler? - You could say so. 499 00:31:30,306 --> 00:31:33,183 How exciting, I've never had any servants before. 500 00:31:33,309 --> 00:31:38,522 So, Gustavo, could you kindly bring me some tea to the "salòn" please? 501 00:31:39,189 --> 00:31:43,068 - Right away, ma'am. - No, wait... I'll have orange juice. 502 00:31:43,152 --> 00:31:45,529 - Of course, ma'am. - No, wait. 503 00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:48,824 - A banana milkshake. - As you wish, ma'am. 504 00:31:48,949 --> 00:31:51,076 - No, wait... - You're a pain in the ass, darling! 505 00:31:51,827 --> 00:31:54,079 My sentiments exactly, sir. 506 00:31:54,163 --> 00:31:56,582 I'm sorry, but I've never given anyone orders before. 507 00:31:56,665 --> 00:31:59,335 I like this idea of giving orders, I'm good at it! 508 00:31:59,710 --> 00:32:03,964 Mum, #preparefortheworst, there's no Badedas in the bathroom. 509 00:32:04,089 --> 00:32:07,301 Miss, you can use our exclusive bath products if you wish... 510 00:32:07,968 --> 00:32:12,348 I've got a problem, my shit-hole's in the dark. 511 00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:15,601 There's no window, and no toilet even. 512 00:32:15,726 --> 00:32:18,354 Ma'am, that would be the Turkish bath. 513 00:32:18,437 --> 00:32:22,858 Yes, the Turkish bath! Where you crouch down to shit! 514 00:32:22,983 --> 00:32:24,985 Forgive her, she's of peasant stock. 515 00:32:25,069 --> 00:32:28,489 - But a window would be useful... - I'll see to it. 516 00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:31,867 One last thing, about breakfast. Are you vegans? 517 00:32:31,951 --> 00:32:34,620 No, we're from Torresecca, do you know it '? 518 00:32:34,745 --> 00:32:36,956 I'll see to it. Excuse me. 519 00:32:36,997 --> 00:32:39,875 Talking about food, where's the kitchen? 520 00:32:40,709 --> 00:32:42,753 - There's no kitchen. - What? 521 00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:47,091 480 square metres, with more rooms than people, 522 00:32:47,132 --> 00:32:49,718 and no kitchenette? Where will we fry? 523 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,887 Where will we fry? 524 00:32:52,012 --> 00:32:56,266 You only have to make a call, dial O and order. 525 00:32:58,644 --> 00:33:00,479 Hear that, Loredana? We just order. 526 00:33:00,521 --> 00:33:02,147 - Call... - Wait. 527 00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:06,777 - Yes? - Ham? 528 00:33:07,403 --> 00:33:13,409 This is Danilo Tucci, I'm calling from the "sit of Miles Cyrs"... the singer. 529 00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:15,494 Yes, sir. How can I help you? 530 00:33:15,536 --> 00:33:18,539 - We need a kitchen. - A kitchen? 531 00:33:18,622 --> 00:33:22,418 Complete with everything. Fridge, dishwasher, cupboards... 532 00:33:22,543 --> 00:33:24,420 And washing up liquid 533 00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:26,797 with vinegar or it won't cut through the grease. 534 00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:28,173 Quiet! 535 00:33:28,298 --> 00:33:32,636 But we want it fitted for 7:00, 7:15 at the latest... 536 00:33:32,678 --> 00:33:35,305 or we won't have enough time to cook, you know. 537 00:33:35,431 --> 00:33:37,307 Of course. 538 00:33:49,403 --> 00:33:51,071 - Hi. - Hi. 539 00:33:57,411 --> 00:34:00,289 Forgive me, but what fruit is that? I've never seen one before. 540 00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:03,459 It's a papacorn. Half papaya, half acorn. 541 00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:05,461 - Oh... - It's a graft I did. 542 00:34:06,045 --> 00:34:07,838 - May I? - Yes. 543 00:34:07,921 --> 00:34:11,467 - Does it taste of papaya or acorn? - Acorn, unfortunately. 544 00:34:12,051 --> 00:34:17,473 Humans hate them, but pigs are crazy about papacorns. 545 00:34:19,058 --> 00:34:21,101 - After you. - Thanks. 546 00:34:26,482 --> 00:34:28,067 - Which floor? - Top floor. 547 00:34:36,450 --> 00:34:41,580 It's rare to find a man who loves plants so much. 548 00:34:43,248 --> 00:34:44,875 It's not so easy with women either. 549 00:34:44,958 --> 00:34:48,504 I dated a vegetarian who ate plants, 550 00:34:48,629 --> 00:34:52,466 a girl who was allergic to them, and a junkie who smoked them! 551 00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:57,763 - I'm Valentina, by the way. - I'm Marcello. 552 00:34:57,846 --> 00:35:00,224 - Sorry, I didn't introduce myself. - That's okay. 553 00:35:04,144 --> 00:35:05,854 Yeah... 554 00:35:08,524 --> 00:35:12,361 I'll see you then. It was nice meeting you. 555 00:35:12,402 --> 00:35:14,113 Nice meeting you. Bye. 556 00:35:14,905 --> 00:35:19,535 Say goodbye, or I'll leave you three days without water, or set fire to you. 557 00:35:28,502 --> 00:35:30,879 Supplì! Supplì! 558 00:35:34,550 --> 00:35:37,302 - All for Tuccis! - Tucci's for all! 559 00:35:41,431 --> 00:35:45,185 - Do you always eat this stuff? - You haven't seen anything yet. 560 00:35:46,061 --> 00:35:49,064 It's three months to Christmas. Can you imagine? 561 00:35:49,189 --> 00:35:50,941 Our first Christmas as rich folks. 562 00:35:51,024 --> 00:35:53,902 Darling, it's always Christmas for the rich. 563 00:35:53,944 --> 00:35:56,780 What a profound thought, my love. 564 00:35:57,322 --> 00:35:59,408 - Are you happy? - You betcha! 565 00:35:59,700 --> 00:36:02,703 - Though I'll have to get used to it. - To wealth? 566 00:36:02,786 --> 00:36:06,540 - No, to happiness. - Darling! Give me a kiss. 567 00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,417 Good night. 568 00:36:13,589 --> 00:36:16,842 Mum, Dad... can I sleep in here with you? 569 00:36:16,967 --> 00:36:18,218 Of course. 570 00:36:18,302 --> 00:36:20,721 My room's too big, I suffer from agoraphobia. 571 00:36:21,972 --> 00:36:25,601 - Is it catching '? - No, Dad, don't worry. 572 00:36:25,684 --> 00:36:27,352 Come on, get in the middle. 573 00:36:28,854 --> 00:36:31,732 - Can I sleep in here? - What's going on? 574 00:36:31,815 --> 00:36:33,984 You get "m too... 575 00:36:34,484 --> 00:36:36,987 Good night! Right... 576 00:36:41,491 --> 00:36:42,492 Hey! 577 00:36:42,951 --> 00:36:48,123 It's only me! Can I sleep here too? My room's 20 minutes away. 578 00:36:48,248 --> 00:36:50,375 I'm not having the old woman here too! 579 00:36:50,459 --> 00:36:54,087 Admit it, you want an orgy, I'll go and sleep next door. 580 00:36:54,129 --> 00:36:57,007 - Good night. - Good night. 581 00:36:57,090 --> 00:37:00,010 - My lovelies. - Turn the light off, Grandma. 582 00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:22,532 See you tomorrow then? 583 00:37:24,993 --> 00:37:26,411 Valentina! 584 00:37:27,412 --> 00:37:30,540 Marcello! Hi! What are you doing here? 585 00:37:30,624 --> 00:37:35,254 - I brought you these. - Oh... chrysanthemums? 586 00:37:35,295 --> 00:37:37,172 Yes, Chrysanthemums. 587 00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:41,426 But chrysanthemums only have a bad reputation in Italy. 588 00:37:41,510 --> 00:37:46,890 They're a symbol of festivities and happiness in Japan. 589 00:37:46,932 --> 00:37:50,686 I didn't know that. In that case... Arigatò. 590 00:37:51,687 --> 00:37:54,189 - Thanks. - Talking about "rigatoni"... 591 00:37:54,273 --> 00:37:57,776 Do you fancy grabbing a bite to eat together? 592 00:37:57,818 --> 00:37:59,569 Yes, I'd love to. 593 00:37:59,695 --> 00:38:02,906 Perhaps you know a place near here... 594 00:38:02,948 --> 00:38:05,200 To tell the truth, I'd go somewhere else. 595 00:38:05,325 --> 00:38:09,329 Because this area is crawling with stuck up people. 596 00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:13,709 And if there's one thing I can't stand, that's rich people. 597 00:38:13,834 --> 00:38:16,086 - Rich people. - Yes, I can't stand them. 598 00:38:16,670 --> 00:38:17,963 I'm sorry, have I put my foot in it? 599 00:38:18,964 --> 00:38:22,342 - Are you rich? - Me? Of course not! 600 00:38:22,426 --> 00:38:27,347 I've never owned a cent. Broke for seven generations! 601 00:38:27,431 --> 00:38:29,975 Thank goodness. Joking apart... 602 00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:33,437 I could never date a guy with money. Ever. 603 00:38:33,478 --> 00:38:36,356 - Good. - Those typical coarse bumpkins. 604 00:38:36,481 --> 00:38:38,608 - Bumpkins. - Who strike it rich. 605 00:38:38,692 --> 00:38:42,112 - The kind who buy a big car. - A white one. 606 00:38:42,195 --> 00:38:44,489 - And double park. - A Hummer. 607 00:38:44,614 --> 00:38:47,242 - I can't stand them. - Neither can I. 608 00:38:47,326 --> 00:38:50,954 There we go! The car bumpkins prefer... 609 00:38:50,996 --> 00:38:56,376 the typical car double parked... door open, and they drive it away. 610 00:38:56,501 --> 00:39:00,130 Where are you going? Stop thief! 611 00:39:00,255 --> 00:39:03,759 - Thief? Rich man, you mean. - Rich, thief, it's the same. 612 00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:05,135 It's synonymous. 613 00:39:05,218 --> 00:39:08,472 I'll read about you in the newspaper! 614 00:39:08,513 --> 00:39:10,515 Calm down, Marcello. 615 00:39:10,599 --> 00:39:14,269 I'm sorry, it's just that when I see this social inequality... 616 00:39:14,394 --> 00:39:16,021 the blood rushes to my head! 617 00:39:16,146 --> 00:39:19,524 It was brand new... the rogue. 618 00:39:19,608 --> 00:39:23,153 Come on, let's get something to eat, it'll calm you down. 619 00:39:23,236 --> 00:39:25,030 - I'm famished. - I'm not... 620 00:39:25,781 --> 00:39:29,242 I've suddenly lost my appetite... 621 00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:32,245 Fuck him! Coming! 622 00:39:33,038 --> 00:39:35,874 How come you moved to Milan from... what was it called? 623 00:39:35,916 --> 00:39:37,918 Torresecca. 624 00:39:38,001 --> 00:39:40,545 Along Via Prenestina... 625 00:39:40,629 --> 00:39:42,672 because we wo... 626 00:39:42,798 --> 00:39:47,427 We wondered... if Milan was a nice city to live in. 627 00:39:47,552 --> 00:39:50,680 The only problem is, the people of Milan are all great... 628 00:39:50,764 --> 00:39:54,559 - I'm from Milan. - Workers... they work too hard here. 629 00:39:54,684 --> 00:39:57,312 They really do... And they're cocky too. 630 00:39:57,396 --> 00:39:59,940 Because they work and they brag about it too. 631 00:40:00,065 --> 00:40:03,026 It's not nice when there's someone out of work nearby. 632 00:40:03,068 --> 00:40:07,572 The Romans work too, but in silence, so no one knows. 633 00:40:07,697 --> 00:40:09,699 It's not something to brag about. 634 00:40:10,951 --> 00:40:14,663 I noticed you used the plural before... 635 00:40:14,704 --> 00:40:19,167 You said, "We saw, we did". Who's we? You and your wife? 636 00:40:19,209 --> 00:40:21,837 No, I'm not married. 637 00:40:21,962 --> 00:40:25,966 I'm living with my sister's family at the moment. 638 00:40:26,091 --> 00:40:29,594 Is that so? You work for a florist, right? 639 00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:32,347 - No, why '? - What were you doing in the hotel '? 640 00:40:33,557 --> 00:40:37,310 What was I doing in the hotel? That work thingy. 641 00:40:38,061 --> 00:40:40,939 - An interview. - An interview with plants? 642 00:40:41,481 --> 00:40:43,358 Why did you take the plants? 643 00:40:43,483 --> 00:40:46,987 You take plants to interviews, they impress. 644 00:40:47,070 --> 00:40:50,699 - And it sometimes works. - And did it work? 645 00:40:50,740 --> 00:40:52,826 No, not at all. 646 00:40:52,868 --> 00:40:54,619 The manager was angry. 647 00:40:54,703 --> 00:40:58,123 He said; "It's no use insisting, we're not hiring people anyway." 648 00:40:58,206 --> 00:41:00,584 Not hiring people? That's not true! 649 00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:03,128 I know for sure they are looking for staff. 650 00:41:03,211 --> 00:41:05,881 - They are? - Yes, absolutely. 651 00:41:06,631 --> 00:41:10,719 I tell you what. Let me talk to them. Okay? 652 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:15,348 Any job will do in your situation, right? 653 00:41:15,724 --> 00:41:19,019 No, not any job. 654 00:41:19,603 --> 00:41:23,023 I'm an agriculturalist, remember. 655 00:41:24,524 --> 00:41:27,402 Okay, Africa, do you speak any Italian? 656 00:41:27,486 --> 00:41:29,738 - I am Italian. - Yeah, okay... 657 00:41:29,779 --> 00:41:34,409 Here. If you don't get the grease off the pans, you're going home. 658 00:41:34,910 --> 00:41:37,746 If the glasses don't shine, you're going home. 659 00:41:37,787 --> 00:41:40,790 - If you scratch a frying pan... - I'm going home? 660 00:41:40,874 --> 00:41:45,545 No, you pay first, then go back to your home in Africa. Okay? 661 00:41:45,629 --> 00:41:48,507 I'm not from Africa! I'm Italian, from Torresecca. 662 00:41:48,548 --> 00:41:51,510 Between Rome and Frosinone. Along the Prenestina. 663 00:41:51,551 --> 00:41:55,013 Anything south of Pavia is Africa to me. 664 00:41:55,055 --> 00:41:58,934 The desert, the Sahara... Remember that, behave yourself. 665 00:42:01,436 --> 00:42:05,524 Africa, you haven't washed a dish in your whole life, have you? 666 00:42:05,565 --> 00:42:06,816 Not one. 667 00:42:07,192 --> 00:42:12,197 Like they say in Egypt: learn, don't quit, or you're in the shit! 668 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,324 - Is that what they say in Egypt? - Yes. 669 00:42:16,409 --> 00:42:19,829 - Darling, know what day it is today? - Wednesday. 670 00:42:19,913 --> 00:42:23,708 - Yes, but what day is it? - Huh? 671 00:42:23,833 --> 00:42:26,836 I told you the mozzarella maker would forget... 672 00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,339 - Can't you give me a clue? - All right. 673 00:42:29,965 --> 00:42:33,426 Come on! What happened 26 years ago? 674 00:42:33,468 --> 00:42:37,055 I can't even remember what I had to eat yesterday. 675 00:42:37,097 --> 00:42:41,309 Darling, we got married! It's our wedding anniversary! 676 00:42:41,351 --> 00:42:45,564 Darling, could I ever forget the happiest day of my life? 677 00:42:45,605 --> 00:42:49,859 The truth is I've asked a friend of mine to wish you all the best. 678 00:42:55,949 --> 00:42:57,325 Oh God, Al Bano? 679 00:42:57,993 --> 00:43:00,870 I'm going to faint! I feel like crying! 680 00:43:00,954 --> 00:43:02,497 Thank you! 681 00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:08,587 It's your innocent gaze among the people, happiness 682 00:43:09,838 --> 00:43:13,091 It's sticking close like children, happiness 683 00:43:13,133 --> 00:43:14,509 I know this! 684 00:43:14,593 --> 00:43:16,386 Happiness! 685 00:43:16,511 --> 00:43:22,017 Happiness. It's a feather pillow, the river flowing by 686 00:43:22,892 --> 00:43:26,521 The rain behind the curtains, happiness 687 00:43:27,522 --> 00:43:31,151 Turning the lights down and making up, happiness 688 00:43:32,235 --> 00:43:33,778 Happiness! 689 00:43:35,030 --> 00:43:42,621 You feel a ray of warm sunshine in the air already 690 00:43:43,913 --> 00:43:49,919 Like a smile that reminds you of happiness 691 00:43:53,423 --> 00:43:55,550 Sorry, it's the heat! 692 00:44:11,524 --> 00:44:12,692 Obstacle. 693 00:44:13,818 --> 00:44:16,821 - Obstacle. - Tamara, have some caviar. 694 00:44:16,905 --> 00:44:20,075 It tastes like rotten fish, but it's okay on bread. 695 00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:22,077 Turn right. 696 00:44:22,952 --> 00:44:24,537 Wall. 697 00:44:24,788 --> 00:44:26,915 - What's he doing? - Boh. 698 00:44:35,548 --> 00:44:39,719 I want 200 g of the blue ones, 200 g of these red ones 699 00:44:39,803 --> 00:44:42,681 and a kilo and a half of the emerald green. 700 00:44:43,098 --> 00:44:46,935 - That will be 382. - Here's 400. Keep the change. 701 00:44:46,976 --> 00:44:49,437 You don't tip at a supermarket, miss. 702 00:44:49,479 --> 00:44:51,439 Well they should! 703 00:44:52,482 --> 00:44:53,983 Dickhead! 704 00:45:00,198 --> 00:45:03,576 Sorry, you can't park here, it's a pedestrian area. 705 00:45:03,618 --> 00:45:06,746 I'll only be a minute, time for a cappuccino and muffin. 706 00:45:06,830 --> 00:45:09,249 I'll have it towed away! 707 00:45:09,374 --> 00:45:12,877 Please yourself. I've got ten of them. I'll buy more when I run out. 708 00:45:13,002 --> 00:45:16,256 Grandma, let's take a selfie. Duck face! 709 00:45:16,381 --> 00:45:18,967 We always used to say "like a hen's asshole". 710 00:45:19,843 --> 00:45:22,762 Kevi, come over here! 711 00:45:23,972 --> 00:45:26,516 Come and have a swim. 712 00:45:26,641 --> 00:45:29,728 I've only just had breakfast, I'll have to wait three hours. 713 00:45:29,769 --> 00:45:31,354 Who cares! 714 00:45:31,479 --> 00:45:34,023 Danilo, you tell him! 715 00:45:35,984 --> 00:45:38,653 Have a swim, we're on holiday. 716 00:45:39,904 --> 00:45:42,031 This kid worries me. 717 00:45:49,539 --> 00:45:53,376 Our only income over the last two months has been Granddad's pension. 718 00:45:53,418 --> 00:45:55,920 320 Euros times two. 719 00:45:56,045 --> 00:45:58,298 A total income of 640 Euros. 720 00:45:58,423 --> 00:46:03,428 But we've spent 19,789,432 Euros! 721 00:46:03,511 --> 00:46:06,681 According to my sums, we're spending about 300,000 Euros per day. 722 00:46:06,806 --> 00:46:09,559 So we won't have anything left in a year's time. 723 00:46:09,642 --> 00:46:12,437 I did warn you you were overdoing it! 724 00:46:13,021 --> 00:46:17,192 We were? We've all pretended not to notice so far, 725 00:46:17,317 --> 00:46:20,779 but you didn't have those protuberances before! 726 00:46:21,821 --> 00:46:24,574 My twins... Well, you know... 727 00:46:24,699 --> 00:46:28,912 I went to get my legs waxed and there was an offer on boob jobs! 728 00:46:28,953 --> 00:46:31,164 What's wrong with that? 729 00:46:31,581 --> 00:46:35,335 And what about him, he bought a cartload of Ferraris? 730 00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:38,838 Can't I have a hobby now? What about her then? 731 00:46:38,963 --> 00:46:41,090 #keepyourhairon! 732 00:46:41,174 --> 00:46:44,219 False nails are nothing compared to Al Bano. 733 00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:47,472 - What about Al Bano? - It's nothing... 734 00:46:47,555 --> 00:46:51,726 Mum kept him. He's in the guest room for when she wants him to sing. 735 00:47:00,109 --> 00:47:02,946 He cheers me up, especially in the morning. 736 00:47:02,987 --> 00:47:06,616 - He does Renato Zero songs too. - Al Bano does? 737 00:47:08,493 --> 00:47:11,371 Where's Marcello? Isn't it his birthday today? 738 00:47:12,622 --> 00:47:15,625 Step it up, we're running out of dishes. Get a move on! 739 00:47:17,877 --> 00:47:21,965 - Faruq, can you cover for 5 minutes? - Going for a quickie? 740 00:47:22,006 --> 00:47:23,508 I wish! 741 00:47:31,140 --> 00:47:33,017 Here I am. 742 00:47:33,101 --> 00:47:36,521 - Here he is! - Happy birthday! 743 00:47:36,646 --> 00:47:40,608 Thanks. Have I missed anything? 744 00:47:40,650 --> 00:47:44,279 Kevi was just telling us off, he says we're spending too much. 745 00:47:44,404 --> 00:47:46,281 We have to cut our expenses. 746 00:47:46,406 --> 00:47:49,617 For example, this hotel costs us about 540,000 Euros per month. 747 00:47:49,659 --> 00:47:54,747 But that includes breakfast and fresh water on our bedside table. 748 00:47:54,789 --> 00:47:58,793 - I advise you to buy a house. - You're right, Kevi, good boy. 749 00:47:58,877 --> 00:48:01,004 - We'll buy a "loff". - A loft! 750 00:48:01,045 --> 00:48:03,047 One of those modern homes. 751 00:48:03,172 --> 00:48:06,634 Do you mind if I stay in the hotel? 752 00:48:06,676 --> 00:48:10,138 Good, that'll be one less! But move into a single room. 753 00:48:10,179 --> 00:48:11,890 - Breakfast included. - Okay. 754 00:48:11,931 --> 00:48:14,559 - Ready to order? - Have you got any tripe? 755 00:48:14,642 --> 00:48:17,770 - No, we don't. - Some fucking restaurant this is! 756 00:48:17,812 --> 00:48:20,315 For starters we'll have... 757 00:48:21,441 --> 00:48:23,067 - Forgive me, but... - No. 758 00:48:23,151 --> 00:48:26,029 - But you're identical... - To nobody. 759 00:48:26,070 --> 00:48:30,325 They broke the mould, believe me. Can we order? 760 00:48:30,408 --> 00:48:33,202 - Of course... - They get too friendly... 761 00:48:33,703 --> 00:48:35,455 We'll have a... 762 00:48:36,456 --> 00:48:37,540 - Oh God! - What's up? 763 00:48:37,582 --> 00:48:41,085 - What have you done? - Oh God... 764 00:48:41,210 --> 00:48:45,548 I've done... I've done my back in. 765 00:48:46,424 --> 00:48:50,303 I'll go and put some ointment on it, some Tiger Balm... 766 00:48:50,345 --> 00:48:52,347 a support corset... 767 00:48:52,472 --> 00:48:56,100 You order for me, don't worry, I'll be right back. 768 00:48:56,476 --> 00:48:58,728 Have you seen Marcello by any chance? 769 00:49:01,481 --> 00:49:03,983 - Valentina! - Where did you get to? 770 00:49:04,108 --> 00:49:06,444 I went on holiday for two minutes. 771 00:49:06,486 --> 00:49:08,363 - How are you? - Fine. 772 00:49:08,488 --> 00:49:10,573 - Listen, about tonight... - Yes... 773 00:49:10,615 --> 00:49:13,701 Would you like to come to my place after work? 774 00:49:13,743 --> 00:49:16,955 - We'll celebrate your birthday. - Of course I'd like to. 775 00:49:16,996 --> 00:49:21,960 We'll take a piece of the cake they baked for a birthday party 776 00:49:22,001 --> 00:49:23,753 and take it home with us. 777 00:49:23,836 --> 00:49:25,880 Okay. ls it someone else's birthday? 778 00:49:26,631 --> 00:49:28,216 Look at this! 779 00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:33,346 There are six of them and they ordered a cake for 200. 780 00:49:33,388 --> 00:49:36,015 - They'll never finish it. - Don't underestimate them. 781 00:49:36,099 --> 00:49:38,643 - They're bumpkins. I know the type. - Right. 782 00:49:38,726 --> 00:49:42,647 You're still alive then. I was about to call the rescue services. 783 00:49:42,772 --> 00:49:44,023 Open your mouth. 784 00:49:45,149 --> 00:49:47,986 To 344... do you understand numbers '? Go on then. 785 00:49:49,237 --> 00:49:52,615 Have you got something to tell us? Get some work done! 786 00:49:55,118 --> 00:49:56,536 Here I am again. 787 00:49:56,661 --> 00:50:00,790 I massaged it with some oil... it's worn off now. 788 00:50:01,374 --> 00:50:02,667 - What's that? - What? 789 00:50:02,750 --> 00:50:04,919 You're wearing gloves. 790 00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:09,549 I massaged my back with oil, but it makes your hands greasy. 791 00:50:09,632 --> 00:50:14,053 So I wore gloves... but you can take them off, they're removable. 792 00:50:14,137 --> 00:50:19,767 You ordered rigatoni all'amatriciana? A light dinner. A vegan dish. 793 00:50:23,521 --> 00:50:25,314 Look, it's him. 794 00:50:25,773 --> 00:50:29,027 Yes, it looks like him... but it's not him. 795 00:50:29,068 --> 00:50:31,070 - What do you mean? - Let me check. 796 00:50:32,822 --> 00:50:34,032 It is him. 797 00:50:34,824 --> 00:50:36,451 Sorry, I've had a relapse. 798 00:50:55,178 --> 00:50:56,471 Cheers. 799 00:50:59,849 --> 00:51:01,350 Yes, it's Africa. 800 00:51:08,107 --> 00:51:10,985 It's not him. It's another guy. 801 00:51:11,110 --> 00:51:15,573 They look nothing like each other. Get lost! 802 00:51:17,575 --> 00:51:19,744 - Hey! - Oh God, you made me jump! 803 00:51:19,827 --> 00:51:23,247 Forgive me. I've finished, how about you? 804 00:51:23,331 --> 00:51:24,957 I've still a lotto do, 805 00:51:24,999 --> 00:51:28,753 but don't worry, I'll have it sorted in a couple of minutes. 806 00:51:28,836 --> 00:51:36,094 Listen, I'd like to give you my present at my place tonight. 807 00:51:38,513 --> 00:51:41,766 Can't you give us a moment's privacy? 808 00:51:41,891 --> 00:51:43,893 Shouldn't you be sauteing the greens? Goon! 809 00:51:45,269 --> 00:51:47,105 Sorry, he's gone to sauté. 810 00:51:47,146 --> 00:51:49,649 - Have you bought me a present? - Not exactly... 811 00:51:49,774 --> 00:51:53,111 Let's say it's something I carry around on me. 812 00:51:54,737 --> 00:51:57,406 It's that gift... of nature... 813 00:51:59,784 --> 00:52:03,037 But if you don't like it, or it's too soon... 814 00:52:03,162 --> 00:52:05,790 No, it's not too soon! It's never too soon. 815 00:52:05,915 --> 00:52:09,377 It's late, in fact. It's late, we have to dash! 816 00:52:09,418 --> 00:52:13,756 Mr Tucci, I'll show you the cake, see if you like it. 817 00:52:13,798 --> 00:52:15,883 See if you like the cake. 818 00:52:15,925 --> 00:52:19,637 Africa? Hey, Africa! Are you going to get a move on? 819 00:52:19,679 --> 00:52:22,932 - Yes, but the frying pan is dirty. - Are you screwing the frying pan? 820 00:52:23,057 --> 00:52:25,184 Put that frying pan down, okay? 821 00:52:26,519 --> 00:52:28,813 - What are you doing here? - I'll explain later. 822 00:52:30,439 --> 00:52:34,777 Help me move it. How many times do I have to tell you? Hurry up. 823 00:52:35,570 --> 00:52:39,657 - Do you like it? - It's a little plain, but it'll do. 824 00:52:40,074 --> 00:52:43,077 - How many candles do you need? - 4-9. Forty-nine. 825 00:52:43,161 --> 00:52:46,414 - 8. Forty-eight! - How do you know? 826 00:52:46,455 --> 00:52:48,833 How do you know? It's my brother-in-law's cake. 827 00:52:48,958 --> 00:52:51,669 Well, you know... it's my birthday too today... 828 00:52:51,711 --> 00:52:54,797 It's your birthday too? Happy birthday then! 829 00:52:54,839 --> 00:52:57,592 I'm so excited! Don't get too chatty with guests. 830 00:52:57,717 --> 00:52:59,343 - 49? - Forty-nine. 831 00:53:00,469 --> 00:53:03,306 - What are you up to? - I'm washing dishes. 832 00:53:03,347 --> 00:53:05,850 - Huh? - Washing dishes, is it a crime? 833 00:53:05,975 --> 00:53:08,102 No, but there's something puzzling me. 834 00:53:08,227 --> 00:53:12,231 You never did a day's work when we were poor, and you are now? 835 00:53:12,315 --> 00:53:15,234 Tell me the truth, what are you doing here? What's up? 836 00:53:19,197 --> 00:53:20,573 It's just that... 837 00:53:21,616 --> 00:53:25,077 I've fallen in love with this girl... 838 00:53:25,119 --> 00:53:30,082 - and rich people piss her off... - All I caught was "piss off". 839 00:53:30,124 --> 00:53:32,585 I've fallen in love with a girl who works here, 840 00:53:32,627 --> 00:53:35,504 - but rich people piss her off. - That's more like it. 841 00:53:35,588 --> 00:53:38,841 - But you have to help me. - All right. 842 00:53:39,258 --> 00:53:43,512 But swear you'll not come back and sleep on our sofa bed ever again. 843 00:53:44,972 --> 00:53:49,143 - Okay. - Not even for holidays, weekends or festivities. 844 00:53:49,227 --> 00:53:50,770 I said okay. 845 00:53:51,354 --> 00:53:54,649 And when you settle down once and for all, 846 00:53:54,732 --> 00:53:57,401 take that ball-buster of your mother to live with you. 847 00:53:57,526 --> 00:54:00,238 Watch what you say. Mum has to stay with you. 848 00:54:00,279 --> 00:54:04,533 We've been stuck with Tutankhamun for 25 long years. 849 00:54:04,659 --> 00:54:08,246 Precisely, so long she's put down roots at your place. 850 00:54:08,287 --> 00:54:12,041 Mum's like an old azalea, if we replant her she'll shrivel up. 851 00:54:12,124 --> 00:54:14,919 Azalea? More like a weeping willow. Oh, sorry. 852 00:54:15,795 --> 00:54:18,547 - I've brought the candles. - Do you know what '? 853 00:54:18,631 --> 00:54:20,925 This nice washer-up is actually... 854 00:54:21,008 --> 00:54:22,551 - I'll accept! - He accepts. 855 00:54:22,635 --> 00:54:25,930 - To light the candles. - Here. 856 00:54:26,055 --> 00:54:29,433 - I don't understand. - I mistook him for someone else. 857 00:54:30,810 --> 00:54:32,019 He mistook me. 858 00:54:32,061 --> 00:54:34,563 - Is there a dessert buffet? - The cake's not enough? 859 00:54:46,701 --> 00:54:48,286 - Here we are. - May I? 860 00:54:48,327 --> 00:54:49,578 Come in. 861 00:54:52,206 --> 00:54:53,541 Don't mind the mess. 862 00:54:53,582 --> 00:54:57,712 - You should see our place. - Where do you live? 863 00:54:57,837 --> 00:55:03,926 We're in temporary lodgings for now, but it's respectable. 864 00:55:05,344 --> 00:55:08,097 - Tell me something... - What? 865 00:55:08,180 --> 00:55:10,433 Why do you hate rich people so much? 866 00:55:11,809 --> 00:55:13,602 Because I know them. 867 00:55:13,728 --> 00:55:17,231 I see how they behave in the hotel... I can't stand them. 868 00:55:18,065 --> 00:55:20,443 - I was rich when I was a kid. - Really? 869 00:55:20,484 --> 00:55:24,238 Then one day Dad lost it all, and we had to learn to get by. 870 00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:28,868 But he doesn't need any money where he is now. 871 00:55:29,577 --> 00:55:32,496 I'm sorry, I had no idea. 872 00:55:32,621 --> 00:55:35,750 My condolences. Did he suffer a great deal? 873 00:55:37,251 --> 00:55:39,003 He's not dead, he's in jail. 874 00:55:39,128 --> 00:55:42,882 Thank goodness, I got the wrong idea. 875 00:55:43,007 --> 00:55:46,719 Good... I'm happy to hear it. Some good news at last. 876 00:55:46,761 --> 00:55:49,764 I mean, it is for him. 877 00:55:49,889 --> 00:55:54,852 Better in jail than in the cemetery, though in jail you can die inside. 878 00:55:54,894 --> 00:55:59,648 And you can buy a funeral lamp at the cemetery... I'm flustered. 879 00:56:02,109 --> 00:56:03,611 Listen... 880 00:56:03,652 --> 00:56:06,739 - That present you mentioned... - Yes... 881 00:56:08,616 --> 00:56:10,868 - Can I unwrap it? - What are you waiting for? 882 00:56:11,660 --> 00:56:14,663 - Where's the bow? - The bow... 883 00:56:15,998 --> 00:56:19,293 - Look for it. - I'll find it. 884 00:56:27,385 --> 00:56:31,430 A few weeks later we moved into a penthouse 885 00:56:31,514 --> 00:56:33,057 in the new district of Milan. 886 00:56:33,140 --> 00:56:37,186 - Do you like it? - #lookslikestartrek! 887 00:56:38,062 --> 00:56:42,817 We have a kitchen with an extra-large deep fryer. 888 00:56:42,942 --> 00:56:44,819 90,000 Euros. 889 00:56:46,278 --> 00:56:51,659 A photo booth so you can take all the selfies you want. Go wild! 890 00:56:51,700 --> 00:56:55,329 Original fountain from Piazza Trilussa with benches, 891 00:56:55,413 --> 00:56:57,081 sports bar and newsagent. 892 00:56:57,206 --> 00:57:03,170 Then we have our own ATM with unlimited withdrawals. 893 00:57:03,212 --> 00:57:04,672 Come over here. 894 00:57:04,713 --> 00:57:09,093 For Grandma, private TV corner with armchair and accessories. 895 00:57:09,218 --> 00:57:11,220 - What accessories? - Popcorn, ice-cream... 896 00:57:11,345 --> 00:57:13,681 and the latest in defibrillators! 897 00:57:13,722 --> 00:57:15,975 - If you croak, we'll bring you back. - Fuck you! 898 00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:17,852 Come on, sit down. 899 00:57:18,602 --> 00:57:23,816 And for the little one, an amazing thing we've never owned before: a bookcase. 900 00:57:23,858 --> 00:57:27,319 I didn't know they sold them empty, I had to buy the books separately. 901 00:57:27,361 --> 00:57:30,698 - Which books, Dad? - I bought a dozen kilos, 902 00:57:30,739 --> 00:57:35,077 and added a collection of leather-bound "AutoTrader" magazines. 903 00:57:35,119 --> 00:57:37,121 - Very useful. - Thank you. 904 00:57:37,204 --> 00:57:41,125 And for Mum, surprise! Turn round, look who's here! 905 00:57:41,208 --> 00:57:44,378 - Nice to see you again, Mrs Tucci. - Gustavo! 906 00:57:44,462 --> 00:57:47,131 I got him to resign, from now on he'll work for us. 907 00:57:47,214 --> 00:57:49,383 Darling, what a wonderful present! 908 00:57:49,508 --> 00:57:52,136 - How are you, sweetie? - Fine, thanks. 909 00:57:52,219 --> 00:57:55,639 Is he turned on? ls he on duty? 910 00:57:55,723 --> 00:57:58,017 - Of course. - Yes, ma'am, 24/7. 911 00:57:58,142 --> 00:58:00,019 - What? - 24/7: day and night. 912 00:58:00,644 --> 00:58:04,398 Let's take a vintage selfie all together. 913 00:58:12,406 --> 00:58:15,034 I have to run. My daughter's locked herself out. 914 00:58:15,159 --> 00:58:17,912 - Can you take this to room 136? - Leave it to me. 915 00:58:17,995 --> 00:58:19,288 - Thanks. - See you later. 916 00:58:30,549 --> 00:58:33,636 - Who's that? - Room service. Your breakfast, sir. 917 00:58:34,386 --> 00:58:36,055 I'll be right there. 918 00:58:51,654 --> 00:58:54,073 - Good morning. - Good morning. 919 00:58:55,699 --> 00:58:59,161 We have fried eggs, toast and orange juice. 920 00:59:10,089 --> 00:59:11,465 Leave it there. 921 00:59:11,549 --> 00:59:15,302 I just need a signature, then I'll get out of your way. 922 00:59:15,344 --> 00:59:18,472 A signature? Do I have to '? 923 00:59:18,556 --> 00:59:20,307 Yes, for the accounts. 924 00:59:20,349 --> 00:59:22,560 The accounts are important. 925 00:59:22,601 --> 00:59:24,311 Damn it. 926 00:59:24,353 --> 00:59:26,939 I won't be a sec. 927 00:59:28,691 --> 00:59:32,319 The accounts are important, unfortunately. 928 00:59:34,321 --> 00:59:36,615 - Right here. - What name shall I put? 929 00:59:36,699 --> 00:59:39,743 - Your name. - I have a lot of names. 930 00:59:40,244 --> 00:59:41,870 Antonio... 931 00:59:43,581 --> 00:59:45,124 Liguori. 932 00:59:45,332 --> 00:59:47,710 There, thank you. 933 00:59:47,751 --> 00:59:49,628 You may go, thank you. 934 00:59:57,136 --> 01:00:00,097 Excuse me, but... 935 01:00:00,222 --> 01:00:01,890 Marcello? 936 01:00:04,143 --> 01:00:06,395 - Are they clean? - What are you doing here? 937 01:00:06,478 --> 01:00:08,022 What am I doing here? 938 01:00:08,105 --> 01:00:09,773 I slept here. 939 01:00:09,898 --> 01:00:12,901 Because I was tired last night, 940 01:00:13,027 --> 01:00:16,155 I thought, "I'm so tired, I'll get some sleep now, 941 01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:21,493 so why not in a suite?" So I stole the key and came in here. 942 01:00:21,535 --> 01:00:24,038 Are you crazy? If the guest had come back? 943 01:00:24,121 --> 01:00:27,875 The guest couldn't come back, how could he if the guest... 944 01:00:27,916 --> 01:00:30,919 - He couldn't have. - What if he comes back now? 945 01:00:31,045 --> 01:00:33,797 I told you, he can't... 946 01:00:34,673 --> 01:00:36,550 - Oh God, here he is! - Who? 947 01:00:37,134 --> 01:00:38,927 Over there, hurry! 948 01:00:39,928 --> 01:00:42,181 It can't be the guest. 949 01:00:46,185 --> 01:00:48,020 - He's here. - What's he doing? 950 01:00:48,062 --> 01:00:50,939 He's looking around... I think he's forgotten something. 951 01:00:51,065 --> 01:00:52,816 Let me see. 952 01:00:54,818 --> 01:00:56,820 It's that son of a... 953 01:00:57,780 --> 01:00:59,823 - What a pest! - What? 954 01:00:59,948 --> 01:01:02,076 - Did you leave my breakfast? - Yes. 955 01:01:02,201 --> 01:01:03,827 Good girl. 956 01:01:05,204 --> 01:01:08,832 Not the iPad, it's practically new. 957 01:01:08,916 --> 01:01:13,087 - It's his... - I wonder whose it was before. 958 01:01:13,212 --> 01:01:16,840 I can't bear to watch... You look... 959 01:01:19,593 --> 01:01:22,471 - What's he doing? - Rummaging in his wallet. 960 01:01:22,554 --> 01:01:25,808 - His wallet! - He's forgotten his cash. 961 01:01:25,849 --> 01:01:27,476 Cash! 962 01:01:27,935 --> 01:01:30,562 Is he leaving the credit cards? 963 01:01:31,605 --> 01:01:33,982 - No, he's taking them all. - Of course. 964 01:01:34,108 --> 01:01:37,236 - No surprise... Six of them. - What do you care? 965 01:01:37,361 --> 01:01:40,864 I don't care, they're not mine. 966 01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:46,245 Okay, he's leaving. And in a hurry too. 967 01:01:46,328 --> 01:01:48,372 No kidding, there's nothing left to take. 968 01:01:53,252 --> 01:01:56,130 Jeez! Thank goodness it went okay. 969 01:01:56,255 --> 01:01:58,632 Yes, couldn't have gone any better. 970 01:02:00,509 --> 01:02:02,094 Someone's going to get hurt here. 971 01:02:04,471 --> 01:02:09,727 I've been thinking... there's something we've not had since we became rich. 972 01:02:09,768 --> 01:02:12,396 - What? I'll go out and buy it. - You can't. 973 01:02:12,479 --> 01:02:15,774 Friends, we don't have any friends, think about it. 974 01:02:15,858 --> 01:02:18,527 We're always with the family. 975 01:02:18,652 --> 01:02:21,780 - Our old friends would be envious. - That's true. 976 01:02:21,864 --> 01:02:26,034 We should hang out with people of our own social level. 977 01:02:26,118 --> 01:02:29,538 Sooner or later we'll meet all our neighbours. 978 01:02:29,663 --> 01:02:32,541 We'll introduce ourselves and start to band together. 979 01:02:34,293 --> 01:02:37,671 These organic vegetables were daylight robbery. 980 01:02:37,796 --> 01:02:40,799 Four courgettes, two radishes and a watermelon, 50 Euros. 981 01:02:40,924 --> 01:02:43,177 - Did we get ripped off '? - No. 982 01:02:43,260 --> 01:02:46,805 They're expensive products, but those who can afford them 983 01:02:46,889 --> 01:02:50,184 only eat natural local products, grown without pesticides. 984 01:02:50,267 --> 01:02:52,186 - They're a bit more expensive. - If you say so... 985 01:02:53,312 --> 01:02:55,063 - After you, ma'am. - Thank you. 986 01:02:55,189 --> 01:02:58,192 - Do you live here too '? - Yes. Hello, I'm Luigi. 987 01:02:58,317 --> 01:02:59,943 - Hello. - And my wife Marisa. 988 01:03:00,068 --> 01:03:01,945 - Hello. - Nice to meet you. 989 01:03:02,029 --> 01:03:04,156 Loredana Tucci, née Bertocchi. 990 01:03:04,198 --> 01:03:07,075 We moved in a few weeks ago. We're in the penthouse. 991 01:03:07,159 --> 01:03:09,203 Yes. We've heard about you. 992 01:03:09,286 --> 01:03:13,540 My husband's new exhibition opens on Saturday afternoon, 993 01:03:13,582 --> 01:03:15,793 we can leave your names at the door. 994 01:03:15,834 --> 01:03:18,295 Thank you. We'd love to come. 995 01:03:18,337 --> 01:03:21,298 You can leave tickets at the door instead if you want. 996 01:03:21,340 --> 01:03:24,218 Two of us, me and my husband Danilo Tucci. 997 01:03:24,343 --> 01:03:27,095 - Okay. See you there then. - See you there. 998 01:03:27,179 --> 01:03:30,307 Come on, we'll be late for the club. Please excuse us. 999 01:03:30,349 --> 01:03:33,477 - Goodbye and thanks. - Goodbye. 1000 01:03:37,356 --> 01:03:41,235 They live here yet they can't afford a car? 1001 01:03:41,318 --> 01:03:44,238 Who? Luigi Schleider? He's one of the richest men in Italy, 1002 01:03:44,321 --> 01:03:47,616 his art is shown worldwide. But it's not about the money. 1003 01:03:47,699 --> 01:03:50,994 I see, he's tight-fisted. 1004 01:03:51,119 --> 01:03:54,456 No, they're environmentalists, and they don't like to show off. 1005 01:03:54,498 --> 01:03:57,960 Rich people today are very different from how you imagine them. 1006 01:03:58,001 --> 01:04:00,087 You gotta school me on how it's done then. 1007 01:04:01,380 --> 01:04:04,216 Today's rich fight old age 1008 01:04:04,258 --> 01:04:07,010 with work-outs, diet and hydrocolon therapy. 1009 01:04:07,135 --> 01:04:09,221 - What's that? - Colon cleansing. 1010 01:04:09,263 --> 01:04:12,474 - They stick a tube up your arse... - We're cooking here! 1011 01:04:12,516 --> 01:04:13,600 I'm sorry. 1012 01:04:13,642 --> 01:04:18,647 The rich are well-informed, educated, they read a lot, speak 4 languages 1013 01:04:18,730 --> 01:04:20,649 and never live with their kids, 1014 01:04:20,774 --> 01:04:23,485 who attend boarding schools abroad since primary school. 1015 01:04:23,527 --> 01:04:25,404 - They dump them straight away? - More or less. 1016 01:04:25,529 --> 01:04:28,282 Danilo, don't interrupt! I can't hear a word he says. 1017 01:04:28,407 --> 01:04:31,535 The rich adore art and art collecting. 1018 01:04:31,618 --> 01:04:33,787 They're either Buddhists or New Age. 1019 01:04:33,912 --> 01:04:39,543 Today's rich are no longer right-wing, they're all left-wing. 1020 01:04:39,668 --> 01:04:42,379 And, most of all, they never fry food. 1021 01:04:43,672 --> 01:04:46,550 - They don't fry food? - Never, the rich never fry food. 1022 01:04:46,675 --> 01:04:49,261 But don't worry, you'll be fine. 1023 01:04:49,303 --> 01:04:52,806 When you get to the exhibition, don't be surprised by the venue, 1024 01:04:52,890 --> 01:04:57,311 rich people like to organise events in derelict, inhospitable places, 1025 01:04:57,394 --> 01:04:59,563 like abandoned factories that need renovating, 1026 01:04:59,646 --> 01:05:01,690 because they think it's very hip. 1027 01:05:01,773 --> 01:05:05,569 - We need an anti-tetanus jab. - Don't talk nonsense, and smile. 1028 01:05:05,694 --> 01:05:08,322 Gustavo said this place was "hip". 1029 01:05:08,906 --> 01:05:11,199 - Good evening. - Looks like shit to me. 1030 01:05:11,700 --> 01:05:13,911 Loredana Tucci and Danilo Tucci, my husband. 1031 01:05:13,952 --> 01:05:15,913 - Welcome. - Thank you. 1032 01:05:24,212 --> 01:05:28,550 Was Schleider a car wrecker before he became a painter? 1033 01:05:28,592 --> 01:05:31,595 You don't get it. This represents an opening towards... 1034 01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:33,722 But it's no use explaining art to you. 1035 01:05:33,847 --> 01:05:36,725 Do you call this art '? Mind those rocks. 1036 01:05:37,184 --> 01:05:39,978 When the rich take part in a conversation 1037 01:05:40,103 --> 01:05:43,065 they like to surprise people with brilliant and witty lines. 1038 01:05:43,106 --> 01:05:44,608 Last month in Dubai, 1039 01:05:44,733 --> 01:05:47,611 the Emir wanted to give me a falcon to take hunting. 1040 01:05:47,736 --> 01:05:49,488 I was terrified! 1041 01:05:50,948 --> 01:05:54,576 Talking about birds, do you know the one about the parrot with the sweaty balls? 1042 01:05:58,246 --> 01:05:59,873 It's funny... 1043 01:06:01,875 --> 01:06:04,127 The rich approach the buffet with poise. 1044 01:06:04,252 --> 01:06:05,879 They eat with moderation, 1045 01:06:05,963 --> 01:06:09,383 they don't comment on the food, they try new flavours. 1046 01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:12,636 Excuse me, what are these cups? 1047 01:06:12,719 --> 01:06:17,015 - Finger "fud" sir. - Finger "fud"... never tried it. 1048 01:06:17,140 --> 01:06:18,892 A joy... 1049 01:06:23,522 --> 01:06:25,107 Can I get a bigger spoon? 1050 01:06:26,108 --> 01:06:29,152 - What are you doing? - These won't fill me up. 1051 01:06:29,277 --> 01:06:30,988 Make them do! 1052 01:06:34,408 --> 01:06:38,161 Interesting flavour. Really delicate... what is it? 1053 01:06:38,245 --> 01:06:40,872 Couscous with red ants from Madagascar. 1054 01:06:43,417 --> 01:06:45,502 Eat it up. It's protein. 1055 01:06:47,546 --> 01:06:49,047 Fuckin' hell! 1056 01:06:49,297 --> 01:06:50,924 Two and a half million Euros 1057 01:06:51,008 --> 01:06:55,262 a Russian billionaire offered me for this piece. 1058 01:06:55,303 --> 01:06:57,806 Naturally I declined, and I donated it to MoMa. 1059 01:06:57,931 --> 01:07:00,267 But come with me, let's continue the tour. 1060 01:07:03,437 --> 01:07:05,939 Look, it's the visitors' page. 1061 01:07:06,064 --> 01:07:08,191 Your friend has already signed it. Have you got a pen? 1062 01:07:08,275 --> 01:07:10,444 Wait, I've got an eye pencil. 1063 01:07:10,527 --> 01:07:11,945 - That'll do. - Go on. 1064 01:07:18,702 --> 01:07:20,328 Sign it for me too. 1065 01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:26,084 Have you gone mad? What have you done? 1066 01:07:26,209 --> 01:07:28,920 What's all the fuss? There's still bags of room! 1067 01:07:33,175 --> 01:07:36,595 See this? I invented this. It's parslil. 1068 01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:39,222 - What's that? - Part parsley, part basil. 1069 01:07:40,849 --> 01:07:43,226 You can do more than wash dishes then? Wow... 1070 01:07:43,310 --> 01:07:45,228 No, I can cook a bit too. 1071 01:07:45,937 --> 01:07:49,858 Do you know what my father, who was also a good cook, said? 1072 01:07:50,484 --> 01:07:53,987 He said if you want to cook well, you have to think of someone, 1073 01:07:54,112 --> 01:07:57,365 - otherwise you're only preparing food. - That's true. 1074 01:07:57,991 --> 01:08:00,243 Listen, what are you doing for Christmas? 1075 01:08:00,327 --> 01:08:03,622 Nothing much, the usual things... with the family. 1076 01:08:03,705 --> 01:08:07,959 It would be nice to spend Christmas all together, wouldn't it? 1077 01:08:09,002 --> 01:08:10,587 All together... 1078 01:08:11,713 --> 01:08:14,633 - With who? - With your family. 1079 01:08:14,716 --> 01:08:17,636 My family '? No, why with my family '? 1080 01:08:17,761 --> 01:08:21,640 - They're simple, humble folk. - What's wrong with that? 1081 01:08:21,723 --> 01:08:25,644 - You should spend it with your father. - In jail? Great! 1082 01:08:25,727 --> 01:08:27,729 - Your mother? - She died 10 years ago. 1083 01:08:27,771 --> 01:08:30,023 - A close relative? - An aunt in Bordighera... 1084 01:08:30,148 --> 01:08:34,778 Who wouldn't spend Christmas with an aunt from Bordighera! 1085 01:08:34,861 --> 01:08:37,989 She'd be so pleased to see you. I'll give you a lift. 1086 01:08:38,031 --> 01:08:40,492 She didn't even recognise me the last time I saw her. 1087 01:08:40,534 --> 01:08:41,660 Right... 1088 01:08:41,785 --> 01:08:47,165 I've an idea, you and I can spend Christmas alone, dine by candlelight. 1089 01:08:47,290 --> 01:08:49,417 Christmas is a time for family! 1090 01:08:49,543 --> 01:08:52,045 - My family? - Yes. 1091 01:08:52,129 --> 01:08:53,922 - With my relatives? - Yes. 1092 01:08:58,552 --> 01:09:01,054 This crap cost me two and a half million Euros. 1093 01:09:01,179 --> 01:09:02,806 So what? 1094 01:09:02,931 --> 01:09:05,392 The important thing is the Schleiders forgave us. 1095 01:09:05,433 --> 01:09:07,686 Did you see them smile when we left? 1096 01:09:07,811 --> 01:09:10,188 No wonder they were smiling... these Schleiders. 1097 01:09:10,313 --> 01:09:13,150 - Hi! - Good evening, look who's here! 1098 01:09:13,191 --> 01:09:16,069 I know, I've been very busy lately. 1099 01:09:17,445 --> 01:09:19,531 - I need to ask you a favour. - What do you want? 1100 01:09:19,573 --> 01:09:22,951 - Can you act poor for an evening? - What do you mean, poor? 1101 01:09:23,076 --> 01:09:24,327 Poor people... 1102 01:09:24,786 --> 01:09:27,789 Pretend to be poor, people without... 1103 01:09:27,831 --> 01:09:30,458 We were poor once. 1104 01:09:30,584 --> 01:09:33,712 - Why such cruelty? - It's for that girl I told you about. 1105 01:09:33,795 --> 01:09:35,714 She wants to meet you. 1106 01:09:35,797 --> 01:09:38,466 Except she thinks we're poor, so... 1107 01:09:38,550 --> 01:09:40,343 Okay, but how poor? 1108 01:09:40,677 --> 01:09:44,472 Very poor. The poorer the better. 1109 01:09:45,348 --> 01:09:48,935 Merry Christmas, thank you for coming to our humble home. 1110 01:09:48,977 --> 01:09:52,731 Yes, sorry we don't have enough chairs, two got broken. 1111 01:09:52,856 --> 01:09:55,233 But you can prop them up. 1112 01:09:56,193 --> 01:09:59,070 And this is my mother, Grandma Nicoletta. 1113 01:09:59,112 --> 01:10:01,323 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 1114 01:10:01,364 --> 01:10:03,366 I'm sorry it's so cold. 1115 01:10:03,450 --> 01:10:07,704 We used to have a gas cylinder, but it ran out two years ago. 1116 01:10:08,455 --> 01:10:12,459 And my niece and nephew, Tamara and Kevi. 1117 01:10:12,500 --> 01:10:16,129 - Kevin? - Without the N, to economize. 1118 01:10:16,213 --> 01:10:20,133 Sorry I'm barefoot, I've worn out my last pair of shoes. 1119 01:10:20,217 --> 01:10:24,012 I tried rummaging in the dumpster but didn't find anything this time. 1120 01:10:24,095 --> 01:10:25,472 Poor thing! 1121 01:10:25,513 --> 01:10:28,141 - Aren't they overdoing it? - Quiet, it's going well. 1122 01:10:28,225 --> 01:10:31,895 Are you happy, Kevi? Santa Claus is coming tonight. 1123 01:10:32,229 --> 01:10:36,775 I hope he brings me the head lice shampoo I asked for. 1124 01:10:36,858 --> 01:10:38,777 Don't overdo it... 1125 01:10:39,110 --> 01:10:41,238 - Shall we eat then? - Have a seat. 1126 01:10:41,279 --> 01:10:42,781 Let's sit down. 1127 01:10:44,407 --> 01:10:45,784 There we are. 1128 01:10:46,743 --> 01:10:49,246 We'll ration it, then it'll last until Easter. 1129 01:10:49,287 --> 01:10:52,791 It gets stale, but it's excellent if you dunk it in milk. 1130 01:10:55,168 --> 01:10:58,546 A drop of mulled wine to wet your lips? 1131 01:10:58,672 --> 01:11:00,298 No, thanks, I'm full. 1132 01:11:00,423 --> 01:11:03,260 Okay, shall we open our presents? 1133 01:11:05,929 --> 01:11:08,181 The family has bought you a present. 1134 01:11:08,265 --> 01:11:11,142 - Just a little thing, nothing special. - Thank you. 1135 01:11:11,184 --> 01:11:13,395 You shouldn't have. I'll open it. 1136 01:11:13,937 --> 01:11:17,148 Why didn't you tell me you'd got her a present? 1137 01:11:18,191 --> 01:11:20,652 I wonder what kind of present it is! 1138 01:11:21,194 --> 01:11:22,445 - Tuna fish! - No! 1139 01:11:22,529 --> 01:11:25,699 Mackerel fillets, but they're much tastier. 1140 01:11:25,824 --> 01:11:30,203 Save them for hard times. They taste good with a couple of tomatoes. 1141 01:11:30,328 --> 01:11:32,956 - Thank you. - We like useful gifts. 1142 01:11:33,039 --> 01:11:38,086 We've got our present, it's late. Darling, let's go now. 1143 01:11:38,169 --> 01:11:40,046 - Yes, let's go. - Where are you going? 1144 01:11:40,088 --> 01:11:46,303 The Pope's mass is on TV soon, let's thank the Lord for what he gave us. 1145 01:11:46,344 --> 01:11:48,972 Not much, but we'll make do. 1146 01:11:49,931 --> 01:11:53,351 These are the highlights of the year that is drawing to an end. 1147 01:11:54,311 --> 01:11:57,939 2016 will be remembered for the "Floating Piers", 1148 01:11:57,981 --> 01:12:01,985 a bridge created by Christo, the Bulgarian artist, for Lake Iseo. 1149 01:12:02,068 --> 01:12:04,863 But it will also be remembered for the 100 million Euros 1150 01:12:04,946 --> 01:12:08,241 won by the Tucci family from Torresecca, near Rome. 1151 01:12:10,243 --> 01:12:13,246 - Ingredients... - ls that you? 1152 01:12:13,330 --> 01:12:15,081 - Oh, no! - Who? 1153 01:12:15,123 --> 01:12:17,959 The people who won 100 million. 1154 01:12:18,001 --> 01:12:20,378 - No. - What do you mean? 1155 01:12:20,503 --> 01:12:24,883 - They're lookalikes. - They have the same name as you. 1156 01:12:24,966 --> 01:12:27,510 Yes, what a coincidence... 1157 01:12:27,594 --> 01:12:29,846 - It's unbelievable. - I don't believe it, in fact. 1158 01:12:30,722 --> 01:12:33,141 - So you're rich. - Rich... 1159 01:12:33,224 --> 01:12:37,645 Wealthy. We've spent a lot of it, haven't we, Kevi? 1160 01:12:38,396 --> 01:12:40,523 - Do you think I'm stupid '? - No. 1161 01:12:40,607 --> 01:12:44,235 - You've fed me a load of crap. - A load of... come on... 1162 01:12:44,277 --> 01:12:46,613 I might have said... 1163 01:12:47,113 --> 01:12:49,407 I said... I didn't know how to tell you. 1164 01:12:49,491 --> 01:12:51,910 You've always said you hated rich people. 1165 01:12:52,035 --> 01:12:55,246 I hate liars too. Merry Christmas, everyone. 1166 01:12:55,789 --> 01:12:57,374 - Merry Christmas. - Wait, darling! 1167 01:12:57,415 --> 01:13:00,251 Wait! This fucking mackerel! 1168 01:13:00,293 --> 01:13:04,172 You overdid it with the dumpster, the head lice, dentures... 1169 01:13:04,255 --> 01:13:06,925 It's not what you think, wait! 1170 01:13:07,384 --> 01:13:10,553 Valentina, no! Don't go! Valentina, wait! 1171 01:13:10,637 --> 01:13:14,933 Do you want me to throw my credit card away '? Okay, I will! 1172 01:13:20,313 --> 01:13:21,898 Where did it go? 1173 01:13:24,692 --> 01:13:25,819 Damn it. 1174 01:13:27,946 --> 01:13:30,407 Danilo, I've been thinking... 1175 01:13:31,032 --> 01:13:34,702 Let's organise a New Year's party at our place. 1176 01:13:35,286 --> 01:13:38,665 Screw that! Let's go Latin-American dancing. 1177 01:13:38,706 --> 01:13:41,668 I've seen there's a club... Cangaçeiro Disco Bar. 1178 01:13:41,709 --> 01:13:45,088 Jeez! You just don't get it, do you? 1179 01:13:45,171 --> 01:13:49,926 I want to be part of high society. Hang out with those higher up. 1180 01:13:49,968 --> 01:13:51,469 - You? - Yeah. 1181 01:13:51,594 --> 01:13:53,972 Are you sure if we throw a party they'll come? 1182 01:13:54,097 --> 01:13:58,601 Sorry for interrupting, but there's one way to ensure people "higher up" 1183 01:13:58,726 --> 01:14:03,440 come to an event. The trick is to make them pay for it. 1184 01:14:03,481 --> 01:14:05,984 - Make them pay? - Yes, for a charity evening. 1185 01:14:06,109 --> 01:14:10,321 At least 1,000 Euros per head. And they'll be happy, because... 1186 01:14:10,363 --> 01:14:14,117 rich people like to feel they're doing something good. 1187 01:14:19,247 --> 01:14:21,749 You see, Gustavo was right, they all came. 1188 01:14:21,875 --> 01:14:25,086 - All who? I don't know anyone. - You don't have to. 1189 01:14:25,128 --> 01:14:27,338 A party is chic when you don't know anyone. 1190 01:14:27,380 --> 01:14:31,342 - This is really chic then. - The Schleiders, I'll go and say hello. 1191 01:14:31,384 --> 01:14:33,136 That's right, go and see the Schleiders. 1192 01:14:33,887 --> 01:14:36,014 - Goodness! - Congratulations... 1193 01:14:36,139 --> 01:14:38,975 - It's a wonderful party. - Do you think so? 1194 01:14:39,267 --> 01:14:42,979 - I'm falling asleep. - Me too, to be honest. 1195 01:14:43,021 --> 01:14:45,982 But hypocrisy is trendy. May I? 1196 01:14:46,149 --> 01:14:49,402 - Lallo de Bernardi. - Nice to meet you, I'm Danilo Tucci. 1197 01:14:49,861 --> 01:14:52,113 What's your line of work? 1198 01:14:52,655 --> 01:14:55,408 Oh... I live off unearned income. 1199 01:14:55,492 --> 01:14:58,536 - An inheritance. - No, just fucking lucky. And you? 1200 01:14:58,661 --> 01:15:03,166 - Let's say... I'm in sports. - Which sport? 1201 01:15:03,249 --> 01:15:08,046 Formula One, mostly. Sponsors, image management... 1202 01:15:08,129 --> 01:15:11,758 - Events. - Really? You'll know everyone then. 1203 01:15:11,799 --> 01:15:15,553 Well... Fernando, Kimi, Sebastian... 1204 01:15:15,637 --> 01:15:19,182 - I manage their image. - Oh God, I could faint! 1205 01:15:19,307 --> 01:15:22,685 Can I come and watch the Grand Prix from the box next year? 1206 01:15:22,769 --> 01:15:26,814 Of course, you'll be my guest. You'll feel the thrill of the pit wall. 1207 01:15:26,898 --> 01:15:31,444 - That's very kind of you. - I'll leave you my number. 1208 01:15:31,528 --> 01:15:33,947 - Thank you, you're very kind. - Don't mention it. 1209 01:15:38,576 --> 01:15:41,454 Dad... I need 30,000 Euros. 1210 01:15:41,538 --> 01:15:45,291 - You're not buying another bookcase? - No, I've seen a Rolex I like. 1211 01:15:45,333 --> 01:15:48,169 - A Rolex? You? - Everyone at school has one. 1212 01:15:48,211 --> 01:15:51,422 - They're always teasing me. - Good boy. Here. 1213 01:15:51,464 --> 01:15:53,091 Go drain the ATM. 1214 01:16:04,561 --> 01:16:05,728 Valentina. 1215 01:16:07,981 --> 01:16:09,107 Hi. 1216 01:16:11,192 --> 01:16:13,319 - What do you want? - Listen... 1217 01:16:14,112 --> 01:16:16,239 I'm sorry, I messed up. 1218 01:16:16,364 --> 01:16:18,491 I should have told you the truth, but... 1219 01:16:18,575 --> 01:16:20,827 I didn't know how to go about it, and... 1220 01:16:21,828 --> 01:16:23,371 Will you forgive me? 1221 01:16:24,998 --> 01:16:29,252 Come on, Valentina! Despite being loaded with money... 1222 01:16:29,335 --> 01:16:31,838 he washed dishes out of love for you. 1223 01:16:32,255 --> 01:16:34,007 Come on! 1224 01:16:34,591 --> 01:16:37,885 Listen, I... I brought this to celebrate. 1225 01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:42,515 It's good, it's not champagne. It's prosecco, with no bubbles. 1226 01:16:42,599 --> 01:16:45,393 It costs 3.50 Euros. I got it from the generic supermarket. 1227 01:16:45,518 --> 01:16:47,645 It doesn't even foam up. 1228 01:16:49,022 --> 01:16:50,982 Listen, I've never been rich. 1229 01:16:51,524 --> 01:16:54,777 I don't know how to manage money, I don't give a damn about it. 1230 01:16:55,403 --> 01:16:57,655 All I care about is you. 1231 01:17:02,910 --> 01:17:04,287 All right then. 1232 01:17:04,370 --> 01:17:07,290 But you can drink the cheap prosecco. 1233 01:17:07,749 --> 01:17:10,168 Hooray! 1234 01:17:14,297 --> 01:17:17,800 Listen, I've made up my mind. I'll give it all up. 1235 01:17:17,925 --> 01:17:21,012 - I'll carry on working as a washer-up. - You don't have to. 1236 01:17:21,054 --> 01:17:25,016 - What do you mean? - I hate rich people, not money. 1237 01:17:25,892 --> 01:17:29,687 Money isn't everything, but it's better if you have it, right? 1238 01:17:30,188 --> 01:17:32,273 Music! 1239 01:17:36,778 --> 01:17:39,656 I can help you purchase a Pistoletto mirror. 1240 01:17:39,697 --> 01:17:44,285 - Can you spend 300-400,000 Euros? - 500,000 even. 1241 01:17:44,327 --> 01:17:46,454 Let's spare no expense! 1242 01:17:46,579 --> 01:17:52,293 Listen, is it a bathroom mirror or a full-length wardrobe one? 1243 01:17:52,460 --> 01:17:54,712 What... what's that smell? 1244 01:17:55,588 --> 01:17:56,839 Fried food? 1245 01:17:56,923 --> 01:18:00,218 No! Impossible, we don't fry food. 1246 01:18:00,343 --> 01:18:01,844 It's coming from over there. 1247 01:18:02,428 --> 01:18:06,224 Enjoy! Enjoy! Help yourselves. 1248 01:18:06,307 --> 01:18:07,350 What are those? 1249 01:18:11,479 --> 01:18:13,231 I know what they are. 1250 01:18:14,816 --> 01:18:17,735 - Have one... what's wrong? - What are you doing? 1251 01:18:17,860 --> 01:18:22,365 - Handing out supplìs, why? - You're ruining my party! 1252 01:18:22,448 --> 01:18:25,868 - It's already been ruined. - Please put those down. 1253 01:18:28,204 --> 01:18:30,623 The building super told me they fried food. 1254 01:18:30,748 --> 01:18:33,626 - Yes, but I didn't believe it. - What about it? 1255 01:18:33,751 --> 01:18:37,588 We fry food, so what? ls it a crime? 1256 01:18:37,630 --> 01:18:40,883 - No, what about it? - Darling, fried food... 1257 01:18:41,008 --> 01:18:43,845 - It's not something you... - You've changed. 1258 01:18:43,886 --> 01:18:48,766 We're not like these people. What do you do with all your money? 1259 01:18:48,850 --> 01:18:51,519 Give it away to charity then you'll feel better! 1260 01:18:51,602 --> 01:18:54,731 Buy blank paintings and eat ants as finger food. 1261 01:18:54,772 --> 01:18:58,151 What kind of fucking people are you? Let's go. 1262 01:18:58,276 --> 01:19:00,486 - Come on! - Where to? We live here. 1263 01:19:00,528 --> 01:19:04,282 Let's go and see some fireworks. You do have fireworks in Milan? 1264 01:19:05,658 --> 01:19:07,744 - Let's go. - Let go of me! 1265 01:19:07,785 --> 01:19:13,416 I'm staying here, this is my party and these are my friends. Danilo... 1266 01:19:13,541 --> 01:19:18,546 Let's admit it. You can say what you want, get on your high horse, but... 1267 01:19:18,629 --> 01:19:21,549 These are people who have made it. What about you? 1268 01:19:21,674 --> 01:19:24,802 - What have you ever done? - Besides plait mozzarella. 1269 01:19:24,927 --> 01:19:28,681 It's thanks to me you're rich, because they were my numbers. 1270 01:19:28,806 --> 01:19:31,768 If you split up, you won't get a cent. 1271 01:19:31,809 --> 01:19:35,146 Mum, I want to argue without an echo. I'm self-sufficient. 1272 01:19:37,315 --> 01:19:42,403 Danilo, the truth is you've remained the man you always were. 1273 01:19:42,445 --> 01:19:44,197 A poor wretch. 1274 01:19:45,198 --> 01:19:46,699 All right. 1275 01:19:48,201 --> 01:19:49,827 Happy New Year. 1276 01:19:51,788 --> 01:19:53,164 Forgive us. 1277 01:19:53,206 --> 01:19:55,958 Very very sorry, everybody. 1278 01:19:56,042 --> 01:20:00,213 I apologise, Mr Carrisi, my husband doesn't know how to behave at times. 1279 01:20:00,797 --> 01:20:04,050 - Loredana? - Yes. - Fuck off! 1280 01:20:05,343 --> 01:20:09,847 Seven, six, five, four, 1281 01:20:09,972 --> 01:20:13,226 three, two, one... 1282 01:20:13,351 --> 01:20:15,812 Happy New Year. 1283 01:20:54,267 --> 01:20:56,769 - Happy New Year. - Good morning, sir. Happy New Year. 1284 01:20:58,271 --> 01:21:01,774 - Where's my wife? - Sleeping, the party ended at dawn. 1285 01:21:01,899 --> 01:21:04,777 - My mother-in-law? - In Vienna for the New Year Concert. 1286 01:21:04,902 --> 01:21:08,489 - What a load of fun! My daughter? - Snowboarding in Gstaad. 1287 01:21:08,531 --> 01:21:11,158 Gstaad... ls my son here? 1288 01:21:11,284 --> 01:21:13,786 He's gone out to buy a Rolex, I think. 1289 01:21:15,037 --> 01:21:17,874 Is everything okay? Can I do anything for you? 1290 01:21:17,915 --> 01:21:20,293 Keep me company. 1291 01:21:23,045 --> 01:21:26,757 - Know what my wife said last night? - Yes, I heard her. 1292 01:21:26,799 --> 01:21:30,678 She said you are useless, she called you a failure... 1293 01:21:30,803 --> 01:21:32,805 - An asshole. - No, she didn't say asshole. 1294 01:21:32,930 --> 01:21:36,309 - But she thought it, we all do. - That's right. 1295 01:21:37,310 --> 01:21:40,897 The truth is, she's right. I'm not rich. 1296 01:21:42,023 --> 01:21:44,150 I'm just a poor wretch with money. 1297 01:21:45,067 --> 01:21:47,278 If you don't mind me saying... 1298 01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:51,449 this sudden wealth, this undeserved income, 1299 01:21:51,574 --> 01:21:56,704 has only made you focus on your needs. 1300 01:21:56,829 --> 01:21:58,956 Isn't that true? So... 1301 01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:02,084 Don't follow your needs, follow your dreams. 1302 01:22:02,668 --> 01:22:05,296 Something you've wanted to do since you were a child, 1303 01:22:05,338 --> 01:22:11,302 and now you're rich you can prove how much you're worth to your wife. 1304 01:22:13,095 --> 01:22:14,472 I do have a dream. 1305 01:22:15,431 --> 01:22:17,350 - Formula One. - Perfect. 1306 01:22:17,433 --> 01:22:20,603 - And I have someone who can help me. - You see? 1307 01:22:24,482 --> 01:22:26,734 Mr Tucci? Hello. 1308 01:22:28,444 --> 01:22:30,863 This way, the director's expecting you. 1309 01:22:35,743 --> 01:22:37,995 Mr Tucci's here, sir. 1310 01:22:38,204 --> 01:22:42,083 - Welcome. How's it going? - Fine, thanks. 1311 01:22:42,124 --> 01:22:43,709 Excuse us. 1312 01:22:44,335 --> 01:22:48,381 My dream is to sit in the box with headphones on. 1313 01:22:48,464 --> 01:22:51,384 A new racing team with a box near the Ferrari box. 1314 01:22:51,509 --> 01:22:54,971 I've thought up a name too. Speedy Tucci. That's me! 1315 01:22:55,972 --> 01:22:58,641 Nice, but we'll decide on a name later. 1316 01:22:58,724 --> 01:23:02,895 We have to work out how much we can invest. 1317 01:23:03,020 --> 01:23:07,775 With the engineering, mechanics, drivers and logistics, 1318 01:23:07,858 --> 01:23:12,863 you'll need at least 80-100 million to create a new racing team. 1319 01:23:12,905 --> 01:23:17,159 That will clear me out. I've got about 80 million, but... 1320 01:23:17,284 --> 01:23:20,162 Naturally, but what am I here for? 1321 01:23:20,287 --> 01:23:24,291 - My job is to introduce you to sponsors. - Right. 1322 01:23:24,375 --> 01:23:27,044 And when sponsors hear the word... 1323 01:23:27,128 --> 01:23:31,048 "Formula One", they get excited and reach for their wallets. 1324 01:23:31,173 --> 01:23:34,176 - Right! - For example, you invest 5... 1325 01:23:34,301 --> 01:23:37,263 And they turn that investment into 10. 1326 01:23:37,304 --> 01:23:40,307 - Invest 80 and it becomes...? - It becomes? 1327 01:23:40,433 --> 01:23:42,018 160. 1328 01:23:43,936 --> 01:23:46,022 It's a deal. Now what? 1329 01:23:46,063 --> 01:23:48,691 We go to the bank and sign a transaction in offshore... 1330 01:23:49,650 --> 01:23:54,697 A transaction in an offshore account. Tomorrow I'll organise a meeting here 1331 01:23:54,780 --> 01:23:58,534 with all the sponsors who are interested, US cigarette brands, 1332 01:23:58,576 --> 01:24:01,203 soft drinks, fast food chains. 1333 01:24:01,704 --> 01:24:05,708 - Do you have any ethical qualms '? - Me '? No. 1334 01:24:05,833 --> 01:24:07,543 Perfect. 1335 01:24:18,220 --> 01:24:20,598 There she goes... hey! Mum! 1336 01:24:20,723 --> 01:24:22,058 - Who's that? - It's me. 1337 01:24:22,099 --> 01:24:24,477 - What do you want? - I'm going out. 1338 01:24:24,602 --> 01:24:26,979 - Where are you going? - To have tea with Mrs Schleider. 1339 01:24:27,980 --> 01:24:31,567 I don't like that woman. She's too Milanese. 1340 01:24:31,984 --> 01:24:35,738 - For God's sake! - Go ahead, but I don't like her. 1341 01:24:57,384 --> 01:24:59,637 - Excuse me. - Yes? 1342 01:25:00,012 --> 01:25:05,768 I had a meeting with the sponsors. There were trophies and photos here... 1343 01:25:05,893 --> 01:25:09,105 - There was even a hot chick. - Here? 1344 01:25:10,397 --> 01:25:12,274 Forgive me, but who are you? 1345 01:25:12,650 --> 01:25:14,652 - Me? - Yes. 1346 01:25:15,903 --> 01:25:18,155 - An asshole. - I thought as much. 1347 01:25:25,538 --> 01:25:28,666 The funniest bit was when Mrs Tucci argued with her husband. 1348 01:25:28,749 --> 01:25:30,793 I was hoping she'd throw the supplìs at him! 1349 01:25:30,918 --> 01:25:33,754 And she was trying to give herself airs! 1350 01:25:33,796 --> 01:25:37,174 She can try as hard as she wants, but she'll always be a bumpkin. 1351 01:25:37,299 --> 01:25:41,053 But there's never been a dull moment since that hillbilly arrived. 1352 01:25:51,689 --> 01:25:53,566 Hi, Loredana. 1353 01:25:55,568 --> 01:25:57,027 Hi. 1354 01:26:00,197 --> 01:26:02,825 - I wanted to say something. - Me too. 1355 01:26:02,908 --> 01:26:04,702 No, let me speak first. 1356 01:26:04,827 --> 01:26:08,455 I wanted to apologise for the other night, you didn't deserve it. 1357 01:26:08,581 --> 01:26:11,709 You've always been the breadwinner of the family. 1358 01:26:12,585 --> 01:26:15,337 I was a bitch. Danilo... 1359 01:26:16,088 --> 01:26:18,215 - I love you. - How much? 1360 01:26:18,340 --> 01:26:22,970 - Tons! - Would you love me anyway... 1361 01:26:23,095 --> 01:26:25,431 - Even if I was poor? - My darling. 1362 01:26:25,472 --> 01:26:29,476 I loved you when we were penniless, so imagine now that we are rich. 1363 01:26:31,103 --> 01:26:33,230 What was it you wanted to say? 1364 01:26:33,355 --> 01:26:35,733 It's nothing, just that... 1365 01:26:38,110 --> 01:26:42,489 - I didn't catch that. - We're broke, we're ruined. 1366 01:26:42,573 --> 01:26:45,242 Oh God! What happened? 1367 01:26:45,367 --> 01:26:49,622 A wrong investment, we're back to where we started. 1368 01:26:49,705 --> 01:26:51,999 Even worse, because we've run up some debts. 1369 01:26:52,750 --> 01:26:56,337 But if we sell the house and cars, we'll almost be back... 1370 01:26:56,378 --> 01:26:59,256 to scratch. 1371 01:27:00,466 --> 01:27:02,468 But what do I care? You love me. 1372 01:27:02,885 --> 01:27:07,973 And that's what matters in a great love affair. 1373 01:27:08,015 --> 01:27:10,142 I love you '? No! 1374 01:27:10,226 --> 01:27:12,019 I'll kill you I 1375 01:27:12,102 --> 01:27:16,273 - You're a dickhead! - You'll hurt me. You're hurting me! 1376 01:27:20,653 --> 01:27:22,863 Dad's got something to tell you. 1377 01:27:22,905 --> 01:27:27,368 - I'll leave you on your own then. - No, this concerns you too. 1378 01:27:30,496 --> 01:27:32,039 Well... 1379 01:27:32,122 --> 01:27:35,751 You know you're in my heart, I have always loved you... 1380 01:27:35,793 --> 01:27:38,170 Cut it short or we'll be here all day. 1381 01:27:38,295 --> 01:27:41,131 Yes, we've lost everything. We're broke. 1382 01:27:41,173 --> 01:27:43,926 - You've lost all the money. - I've lost everything. 1383 01:27:44,802 --> 01:27:48,764 - We're destitute. - Do you really mean that '? 1384 01:27:48,806 --> 01:27:50,391 Yes, unfortunately. 1385 01:27:50,432 --> 01:27:53,185 - Fuck you! - No, no, no... 1386 01:27:53,310 --> 01:27:56,021 - Mum! - Calm down. 1387 01:27:56,063 --> 01:27:57,564 - I'll kill you! - Calm down! 1388 01:27:57,648 --> 01:28:00,442 - Gustavo, grab the old woman! - I'll kill you! 1389 01:28:00,526 --> 01:28:04,947 - Calm down, calm down! - Come on... 1390 01:28:05,072 --> 01:28:06,573 Let's calm down now. We'll manage somehow. 1391 01:28:06,699 --> 01:28:08,325 We always have. 1392 01:28:09,076 --> 01:28:12,705 Let's say we've been for a nice ride on the merry-go-round, 1393 01:28:12,830 --> 01:28:14,957 but we have to get off now and go home. 1394 01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:19,211 Don't talk crap! You know you married an idiot! 1395 01:28:19,336 --> 01:28:20,713 You're the idiot! 1396 01:28:21,213 --> 01:28:23,841 - Block Grandma. - All right, I admit it. 1397 01:28:23,966 --> 01:28:27,094 But I love this idiot. 1398 01:28:31,348 --> 01:28:36,186 After Dad was swindled, we couldn't afford to stay in Milan. 1399 01:28:39,565 --> 01:28:43,485 Mum and Dad didn't seem too desperate, they'd made it up. 1400 01:28:45,237 --> 01:28:48,490 But my sister and my Grandmother weren't happy at all. 1401 01:28:48,615 --> 01:28:51,869 Let me withdraw some money! I want to withdraw some! 1402 01:28:51,994 --> 01:28:55,080 Calm down, Mum. We've gone over our limit, you can't. 1403 01:28:55,122 --> 01:29:00,002 - I don't want to die poor! - It can't be helped. 1404 01:29:01,587 --> 01:29:05,007 Don't cry, darling! The supermarket will take you back. 1405 01:29:05,090 --> 01:29:08,469 That's why I'm crying! I don't want to work there! 1406 01:29:08,510 --> 01:29:11,263 Let's take a last... come on, let's take a selfie. 1407 01:29:25,778 --> 01:29:28,864 Ma'am, I've made you some sandwiches for the journey. 1408 01:29:28,906 --> 01:29:30,616 Thank you, Gustavo. 1409 01:29:39,917 --> 01:29:42,378 - Goodbye. - Bye, Gustavo. 1410 01:29:42,419 --> 01:29:44,671 - Take care, champ! - Bye, Gustavo. 1411 01:29:46,924 --> 01:29:48,759 Careful! 1412 01:29:49,760 --> 01:29:53,931 - Look after yourself. - I'd like to say something if I may. 1413 01:29:54,556 --> 01:29:59,061 You've made me feel at home. I'll miss you, but don't forget... 1414 01:29:59,812 --> 01:30:03,524 - Stay the way you are, genuine. - We'll try. 1415 01:30:04,274 --> 01:30:06,193 Take care. 1416 01:30:41,812 --> 01:30:46,442 I'm sorry, Kevi. I wanted you to have a different life to mine. 1417 01:30:47,192 --> 01:30:49,069 Don't worry, Dad. 1418 01:30:51,738 --> 01:30:54,491 One day we'll go to the records office 1419 01:30:54,616 --> 01:30:57,119 and see if they'll add an N to your name. 1420 01:30:57,202 --> 01:30:59,496 No, it's more original without. 1421 01:30:59,621 --> 01:31:01,874 That's true. 1422 01:31:06,086 --> 01:31:11,216 Uncle Marcello was the happiest, he decided not to come with us. 1423 01:31:11,258 --> 01:31:13,260 Taste how good this is! 1424 01:31:15,345 --> 01:31:17,764 He stayed in Milan with Valentina. 1425 01:31:17,848 --> 01:31:21,643 They attempt to make ends meet on 1,600 Euros a month. 1426 01:31:22,269 --> 01:31:25,022 Supplì! Supplì! Supplì! 1427 01:31:27,524 --> 01:31:30,277 - All for Tuccis... - And Tuccis for all! 1428 01:31:31,111 --> 01:31:34,615 In short, we'd had a taste of Mayfair, 1429 01:31:34,656 --> 01:31:38,410 and now we were back in the Old Kent Rd... or almost. 1430 01:31:38,535 --> 01:31:42,372 Things didn't actually happen the way you saw them. 1431 01:31:44,500 --> 01:31:47,044 - Excuse me. - Yes? 1432 01:31:47,127 --> 01:31:50,422 To do what I wanted to do, I had to ask for help. 1433 01:31:50,506 --> 01:31:52,925 I needed a trusted friend. 1434 01:31:55,511 --> 01:31:59,014 Yes, we put together that trick for my dad. 1435 01:31:59,056 --> 01:32:01,517 That's what I needed the Rolex money for. 1436 01:32:01,558 --> 01:32:04,686 I led him to believe he had been swindled. 1437 01:32:04,770 --> 01:32:10,400 And I did it because all that money had changed my family. 1438 01:32:10,442 --> 01:32:13,403 Apart from the fact that he'd have lost it anyway. 1439 01:32:13,445 --> 01:32:17,449 If a child was able to swindle him, then anyone could have. 1440 01:32:17,574 --> 01:32:20,953 So I'm in charge of the 80 million now. 1441 01:32:21,078 --> 01:32:25,791 Again this month, the prize for the best worker goes to... 1442 01:32:25,832 --> 01:32:28,544 Danilo Tucci! 1443 01:32:29,670 --> 01:32:32,965 My parents are back doing what they've always done. 1444 01:32:33,090 --> 01:32:35,592 - Thanks, Panzarello. - You deserve it. 1445 01:32:36,468 --> 01:32:40,597 But with a few improvements that only cost me a few extra Euros. 1446 01:32:41,723 --> 01:32:42,599 Thank you. 1447 01:32:42,724 --> 01:32:45,852 I thought about Mum and the others, of course. 1448 01:32:45,936 --> 01:32:47,604 Mum, look who's here! 1449 01:32:48,355 --> 01:32:50,107 Oh God, Gustavo! 1450 01:32:51,608 --> 01:32:54,069 Sweetie! What are you doing here? 1451 01:32:54,111 --> 01:32:57,948 I couldn't keep away from you. Can I work here? For free. 1452 01:32:57,990 --> 01:32:59,866 But of course, my sweetie! 1453 01:33:01,243 --> 01:33:04,371 Mum! Paris Hilton wrote to me on Facebook. 1454 01:33:04,454 --> 01:33:07,583 She noticed I'd tagged her and wants to invite me to New York. 1455 01:33:07,624 --> 01:33:10,877 - #lfeellcoulddie! - Life's great satisfactions. 1456 01:33:11,253 --> 01:33:14,756 But my real masterpiece was my present for Grandma. 1457 01:33:16,883 --> 01:33:19,886 Mrs Nicolette, in this scene you'll find out if I killed him or not. 1458 01:33:21,096 --> 01:33:24,266 I know this screenplay by heart. 1459 01:33:25,392 --> 01:33:27,603 Gabry! 1460 01:33:41,658 --> 01:33:44,786 Concentrate or you'll miss the ending. 1461 01:33:47,623 --> 01:33:49,416 There. 1462 01:33:50,042 --> 01:33:52,252 I didn't have to help my uncle out. 1463 01:33:52,294 --> 01:33:55,130 He'd already worked out his priorities. 1464 01:33:55,172 --> 01:33:57,174 The only thing you can't buy. 1465 01:33:58,300 --> 01:34:03,055 In these days of love and fun, I'll toast even if the money has gone. 1466 01:34:03,138 --> 01:34:07,684 And I want to tell everyone we don't give a damn about money. 1467 01:34:07,768 --> 01:34:10,520 Because the poor work like mules, 1468 01:34:10,562 --> 01:34:13,065 but they stick it up the rich man's ass! 1469 01:34:15,692 --> 01:34:17,027 Long live the newlyweds! 1470 01:34:17,069 --> 01:34:21,782 Dad was right after all, we weren't cut out to be rich. 1471 01:34:21,823 --> 01:34:25,035 We were just poor wretches with money. 1472 01:34:25,077 --> 01:34:28,163 You can already feel in the air 1473 01:34:28,205 --> 01:34:33,335 Our love song playing 1474 01:34:34,586 --> 01:34:37,339 Like a thought that reminds you 1475 01:34:37,422 --> 01:34:41,468 Of happiness 1476 01:34:43,679 --> 01:34:46,556 You feel a ray of warm sunshine 1477 01:34:46,598 --> 01:34:51,353 In the air already 1478 01:34:53,105 --> 01:34:59,695 Like a smile that reminds you Of happiness 1479 01:35:06,993 --> 01:35:08,370 Happiness 1480 01:35:08,870 --> 01:35:12,374 It's a surprise evening, The moon lit up, the radio playing 1481 01:35:13,625 --> 01:35:17,379 A greetings card covered in hearts Happiness 1482 01:35:18,255 --> 01:35:21,842 It's an unexpected phone call Happiness 1483 01:35:22,467 --> 01:35:24,886 Happiness 1484 01:35:25,512 --> 01:35:26,888 Happiness 1485 01:35:27,389 --> 01:35:30,851 It's a beach at night, the roaring waves Happiness 1486 01:35:32,018 --> 01:35:35,772 It's a hand on the heart full of love Happiness 1487 01:35:36,523 --> 01:35:41,653 It's waiting for dawn to do it again Happiness, happiness 1488 01:35:43,363 --> 01:35:46,032 You can already feel in the air 1489 01:35:46,158 --> 01:35:51,163 Our love song playing 1490 01:35:52,539 --> 01:35:55,292 Like a thought that reminds you 1491 01:35:55,417 --> 01:35:59,379 Of happiness 1492 01:36:01,798 --> 01:36:07,012 You feel a warm ray of sunshine 1493 01:36:07,053 --> 01:36:09,806 In the air already 1494 01:36:11,141 --> 01:36:17,439 Like a smile that reminds you Of happiness 1495 01:36:20,275 --> 01:36:23,320 You can already feel in the air 1496 01:36:23,445 --> 01:36:28,283 Our love song playing 1497 01:36:29,659 --> 01:36:36,583 Like a thought that reminds you Of Happiness 1498 01:36:38,960 --> 01:36:44,090 You feel a warm ray of sunshine 1499 01:36:44,174 --> 01:36:46,968 In the air already 1500 01:36:48,178 --> 01:36:50,806 Like a smile that reminds you 1501 01:36:50,847 --> 01:36:55,560 Of happiness 1502 01:37:01,942 --> 01:37:04,069 Happiness! 119909