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Hi.

Can you please call the girl who received the bouquet?

-Of course. -Thank you.

Hello, Li Zhenzhen, someone is looking for you.

Please wait for a moment.

-Are you looking for me? -Hi.

I saw that you received a bouquet.

The packaging looks posh.

I would like to know where did you get it.

I see.

You've found the right person.

You have great taste.

My boyfriend is a florist.

He sent his staff to deliver flowers to me.

In fact, he sends them here every day.

It seems to be a good advertisement.

My colleagues even went and made prepaid cards.

Would you like one?

You can get 20 percent off with my name.

He is so nice to you.

Did you meet him at his store?

Is it love at first sight?

No, we met at a speed dating event.

I was accompanying my colleague.

I didn't expect that I'd meet him there.

Maybe it was destiny.

What a coincidence.

I also met mine at the same event.

What a coincidence!

It was two months ago.

He totally stood out among the other guys.

He is neat, polite, and has a nice voice.

I fell for him the moment he spoke to me.

He has a floral shop

and he smells like flowers.

Yes, it rained after our dinner last night

and he covered me with his jacket.

It felt as if I was in a garden.

So this was the overtime that he told me.

Unfortunately, he is very busy.

He doesn't have much time for me,

but he gave me his supplementary card.

He told me to buy whatever I like.

Look, isn't it pretty?

It is the latest summer edition.

It is pretty.

However, silly girl,

you shouldn't use your new boyfriend's card.

Why is that so?

It's because he will judge your materialistic needs

based on your expenses to see if it is acceptable to him.

No, he won't.

He is not like that.

Let's not talk about me.

What about your boyfriend?

We broke up.

What? When did it happen?

An hour ago.

Hey.

Did you quarrel with the florist?

I don't want to talk right now.

He is cheating with another girl.

No, there might be more than one.

He is seeing multiple girls as if he is choosing a pet.

After that, he will choose the best.

We could test each other out, but only when it's one-on-one.

Such a jerk!

He is not your boyfriend yet.

Why don't you let it go?

Let it go?

You aren't in my shoes, so you feel nothing!

I just want to break his nose right now!

Then just go and break his nose.

But I have no right.

I am not even his girlfriend.

Don't think too much.

Just beat him up.

He lied to you after all.

I was wrong.

I shouldn't have told a stupid geek like you.

You will never get it.

Did you hear it all?

I am sorry,

but I was too close to not overhear.

I thought I was bright enough.

Who knew?

He outwitted me.

Right.

You called me this afternoon, right?

I totally forgot.

What's wrong?

About the blind date...

Forget it.

I'll let you slack off.

You can go home two hours earlier.

Thank you, Ms. He.

No worries.

Am I your pet? You are always bullying me.

Do you have time for bowling this weekend?

It has been a while.

I am wasting my membership.

No, thank you.

I will be playing a game with my team this weekend.

Fine, then.

I originally planned to treat you to a seafood buffet after bowling.

Salmon, abalones,

Boston lobster, and a king crab.

Sure.

I will go since you are in a bad mood,

not because of the seafood feast.

We're the King and minister.

Qingfeng.

Isn't he the bad guy?

Why is he helping the main character?

The bad guy isn't really helping him.

I can totally tell that he is the bad guy.

Doesn't the main character know?

If he finds out on the 12th episode,

what about the next 58 episodes?

The main character

will see through the bad guy

on the 65th episode

and then take revenge in the next five episodes.

It is plain as day.

What's so difficult?

Canyang must have forgotten his keys here.

I'll get it.

Mrs. Wang.

You're home, Fanxing. What about your parents?

They are watching TV.

Mom, Dad. Mrs. Wang is here.

-Xiulian. -Hi.

-I'm coming. -Come here.

Red eggs,

and wedding biscuits.

These are edible, you may share the happiness.

That's so kind of you. You even brought it here.

Where...

-Where is the one-month party? -At Zhou's Seafood Restaurant.

Such a fancy place.

How much is it for a table?

It must be costly.

We did get twins.

It is once-in-a-lifetime good news.

Of course, it has to be grand.

Mrs. Wang, have a cup of tea.

Fanxing, take this.

A token of my regard

to thank both Fanxing and Canyang

for sitting on the wedding bed.

They really brought us the luck of twins.

Now, we have twins.

It is your family's luck.

We have nothing to do with it.

Why not?

If I say you do, then you do.

Take it or it's bad luck.

Just take it.

When you were little, you got tons of her red packets.

That's right, I watched you grow up.

Don't be a stranger.

Keep one for Canyang.

Thank you, Mrs. Wang.

You're welcome.

When you get married, I will give you a big one.

By the way, do you have a boyfriend?

No.

You should hurry up.

Your family has such good genes.

You are pretty and tall,

so you should pass it on.

I will work hard.

You can't just simply say it.

You have to take action.

Both of your parents are already this old.

Isn't that right?

She is still taking her time.

I am worried, do you think she will end up

like Fang Shanshan in the future?

Don't say that.

Fanxing is a decent girl.

We watched her grow up.

We can't compare her to Shanshan.

Speaking of which, last year, Fang Shanshan still kept

in touch with Jiacheng.

Did they?

How did you know?

I saw Jiacheng's phone.

They have each other's WeChat.

What did they talk about?

They asked about

each other's recent condition.

His wife is already pregnant.

Why does she even care?

You can't say that.

They couldn't be a couple,

but they can still be friends, right?

Look after each other.

They are frank and have no hidden agenda.

Am I right?

Old man He, you have no idea.

Fang Shanshan is crafty now that even I myself am scared.

Back then, Jiacheng was totally smitten with her.

It was like the opera

when Ning Caichen first met Nie Xiaoqian on the way to his exam.

He could see no one else, but her.

When his dad and I said no,

he didn't even come home to his parents.

-Is that so? -But I remember that

it was Fang Shanshan

who dragged Jiacheng home.

Look, we have seen her before.

Her personality,

appearance, and career

-are great. -That's right.

So it is normal for Jiacheng to fall for her.

But they don't really match in terms of age.

"Don't really match"?

They are far from being a match.

Jiacheng was only 20, but Fang Shanshan was already 35.

She may look young,

but she must have injected hyaluronan and put on thick makeup.

She is like a mutton dressed as a lamb.

Obviously, she is deceiving young boys!

Several of my neighbors even asked.

"Why did Jiacheng find such an old girlfriend?

Does he lack maternal love because he was brought up by his grandma?"

See!

All right.

Jiacheng is a filial son.

Didn't he eventually listen to you?

His dad was hospitalized because of him,

only then he came to his senses and broke up with her.

Look at how great it is right now.

Although they met on a blind date,

they are of the same age.

A perfect match.

Feelings can be nurtured.

Now, they even have twins,

living a good life as a family.

How great.

How is Fang Shanshan now?

It seems she hasn't gotten married.

She is already 40-year-old. What kind of man can she meet?

Her parents must be distressed.

Sometimes, children should at least think of their parents.

Am I right, Fanxing?

Your dad has retired, it's about time to give him a grandchild.

That's enough.

Thank you, but please leave me out of this.

Now that I have retired, I want a quiet life for a year or two.

Also, children have their own happiness,

just let them be.

If only men were to take charge of this family, it will be doomed.

You are absolutely indifferent.

It is on us,

the grandmothers,

to take care of the grandchildren.

Am I right, Hongmei?

I need to take this call.

Go on.

Song Xue, what's the matter?

He Fanxing, come here and help!

A crazy pregnant lady here wants to get drunk!

What?

Do you know who I was before I got married?

I was the Hegemon King.

But now?

Two kids in three years.

I haven't been drinking for three years!

Tonight, I must live for myself.

I want to drink a beer!

No one can stop me.

Hey!

Goodness. Ms. He, you are finally here.

Doesn't she want to drink?

Then just let her.

Has the director changed her style today?

She craves for a drink at night with that baby bump of hers,

so she should drink in front of everyone.

She was once the Hegemon King.

Today, she is jumping off the Wu River.

Just let her drink. Here, take this.

All right, I give in.

It is just a quarrel among couples. Why would you take your own life?

Tell us.

What caused you to fight that you want to get drunk?

I want to quit my job and be a stay-at-home mom.

In the past, I thought my mom was a wimp.

She had a heavy burden to bear.

She had to take care of everything, while suffering quietly.

Now I can finally understand.

Once a woman gets married,

she turns into someone's wife,

mother, and daughter-in-law.

However, she lost herself.

I hated it.

But after becoming a mother,

I have lost my right to be willful.

Given that I was the one who brought my kids to this world,

I am responsible to raise them well.

Since you have decided to quit the job

and choose the road you want,

then you should be happy.

But my husband won't let me quit!

He said that his mom will take care of Peanut.

My mom will take care of 100 Yuan.

He would be under a lot of pressure

if he is earning a living alone.

He doesn't want

to work two jobs like his colleagues.

The kids

will grow up anyway.

Peanut is three years old now.

He still doesn't know how to change a diaper.

Nothing can stop him

from his dance practices and uploading videos every weekend.

To him,

as long as his mom and wife can take care of the family,

he just has to fulfill his own responsibility.

I still remember.

When you guys first met,

you told us

that you met an interesting boy.

He played soccer and knew street dancing.

He even nailed every basketball shot in the arcade.

Also, he knew many greasy spoons in the alleys.

All the DJs in the bars were his best friends.

Everything was fun when you were with him.

It was.

In the past, I liked boys who were fun and playful.

I thought innocence was precious.

But how come he never grows up?

That's why they say that men marry their wives

to replace their mothers.

To continue coaxing him.

Coax?

How can two of them live by coaxing him?

When will it ever end?

When you have enough of it,

or when you have gotten used to it.

I have gotten used to it!

But we fought today

because I wanted to quit, so I can take care of the children.

Then he said, "You have changed."

You have indeed changed. Cheers.

You have changed.

Forget it, I have changed.

I can no longer be Hegemon King.

HUBBY

What?

I am drinking with my girls.

So what?

You don't care about 100 Yuan anyway.

What? Why can't I call the baby 100 Yuan?

Since we had Peanut, we haven't traveled for two years.

We only went to Pu'er hot spring.

You wouldn't even pay 100 yuan for the condom in the hotel!

It was because you were stingy!

I...

I will tell you this!

Oh my goodness.

How is 100 Yuan supposed to explain its nickname

to his friends in the future?

He will encounter many troubles anyway.

Just take it as his first lesson.

He Fanxing.

Why do you look so troubled?

Do you still remember Fang Shanshan?

Is she the ex-girlfriend of your neighbor, Wang Jiacheng?

I thought they broke up two years ago.

They did.

He said he only wanted Fang Shanshan back then.

The entire neighborhood knew about that.

Tonight, his mom came to give red eggs.

His twin daughters

are a month old now.

I met him and his wife the other day.

They seemed happy together.

So,

was Fang Shanshan wrong?

Yes.

She was.

So she was wrong

just because she fell for Wang Jiacheng, who was 15 years younger than her?

There is no right or wrong in love,

but she made a mistake.

She was too insistent on getting other people's approval.

The ordinary people are ordinary because they represent the majority

who can't approve the lives of the minority.

Fang Shanshan was too insistent on getting his parents' acknowledgment.

She put herself and others in a dilemma.

Wang Jiacheng was also stuck in a dilemma.

She made him choose between her and his parents.

It would be wrong no matter who he chose. What could he do?

I used to think that

love was just about mutual affection.

Little did I know,

I underestimated love

and life.

Drink up.

Hey.

Which one of you can send me home?

So soon?

Don't you want to get drunk?

Hey.

Are you even human?

I am a pregnant woman.

After 100 Yuan grows up,

he still has to take care of you old maids.

The next time you fight again, don't ever come to me.

You are giving me a hard time.

Let's go.

All right.

Did you think it was the Olympics?

Why did you keep smashing the ball and won't let me catch any?

Yes, you were amazing.

It was supposed to be an exercise.

You should have let me catch it.

Let me catch it!

I don't get to decide whether you can catch it.

Whether you can do it or not, it depends on you.

All right, enough with the tongue twister.

You asked me to play badminton with you.

Well, not tomorrow.

I will continue with my sword practice.

Come on, why are you so fired up?

Winning and losing are part of the game.

Your skill was...

-What's wrong with that? -Dad, Mom.

I am going out.

Do you have a date?

A blind date.

Be safe.

Come back earlier.

Don't you want to win?

I will find you an opponent.

Our neighbor, Old Zhang.

That paralyzed Zhang.

You will win for sure.

Fine. I was wrong, okay?

I apologize for my big mouth.

I am sorry, I was wrong.

Look at that attitude.

"Fine, I was wrong."

Are you annoyed?

What about it? What else do you want me to say?

You just won't let it go!

Am I the problem now? It was your fault!

It was just a game!

-But you can't keep smashing! -I didn't even bow to you yet.

Look at you. What do you want?

Our girl

doesn't even like those guys,

but she keeps going on blind dates.

She is hoping to find a gem from the blind dates.

She is dreaming.

At the center.

At the center.

Mr. Ye, what a coincidence.

Is it you?

Due to our previous unpleasant encounter,

let's start over again.

Hi, I'm Ye Luming.

Pleased to meet you.

Pleased to meet you too.

How pleased are you?

Not really.

It's just a courtesy.

Aren't you the same?

Of course not.

Or else, I wouldn't be here.

Please take a seat.

I am the total opposite.

If I knew it was you, I wouldn't have come.

So now you envy those

who have two phones.

When I knew it was you,

I thought it must be fate.

We are meant to meet each other.

Only if you consider ill fate as fate.

Are you still angry about what happened previously?

No.

That was a misunderstanding.

I have always thought that you are quite nice.

You lent me a dress and didn't terminate the contract.

You did me a big favor.

It was you who had done me a big favor.

Love Charm is like my foster son.

You have reunited a family.

It was such a great deed.

I can only repay you with myself.

No, that is not necessary.

Just buy me a cup of coffee.

That won't be enough.

I will buy you a meal.

Do you like Western or Chinese cuisine?

French cuisine?

Or Japanese cuisine?

Chinese cuisine.

I happen to know a great restaurant.

Just by the lake and it has a great view.

Mr. Ye.

Actually, I didn't come here for a blind date.

It is only because I have promised

and didn't want to bother her.

So I came here to apologize to you.

Why are you going back on your words?

It is because there's someone I like.

All of a sudden?

Not really.

It's just that I never really thought about it.

Are you together now?

I am still thinking about it.

So it means...

that you like him

and he is currently pursuing you,

but you have yet to say yes.

Yes.

Let me get you coffee!

What would you like?

Espresso?

Latte?

Or macchiato?

-Con Panna espresso? -Iced Americano!

Didn't I say that it is fate?

I will be right back.

-Hello. -Steven, you jinxed me.

You said I would be intercepted.

It is really happening now.

Did you send the competitor?

How unlucky.

Then, there's no choice.

Just be friends.

Befriending the person I like is a self-torture.

Win her over then.

Yes.

At this point, I can only change my strategy.

I will find out the client's needs and look into the competitor.

After that, slowly figure out a plan.

Are you for real?

Gentlemen don't steal girls.

You know nothing.

First love always ends up in a breakup.

I swear I won't be an intruder.

But I am still in the game.

Just like a match.

When someone is playing,

I will sit on the bench temporarily

and wait for a chance to play.

Sure.

If you manage to play within two months,

I'll raise your advertisement fees by ten percent.

How about that?

Get your contract ready!

Your iced Americano.

Here's the dessert, I hope you'll like it.

Thank you.

Actually, I came here because my sister forced me.

My parents died young.

My sister brought me up.

Sisters are like mothers.

I am already 37, but I don't have a partner.

She feels sorry that she can't answer to our parents

at the Qingming Festival.

But...

I am happy with my life now.

Besides,

there is someone I like.

So you have someone you like.

Why didn't you take her to your sister?

I like her,

but she doesn't like me.

I am sorry.

It's okay.

It's better to have someone you like than none.

Yes.

It doesn't have to be mutual.

When you like a flower, you don't have to pick it.

Since you like him and he's pursuing you,

why are you still hesitating?

To be honest,

I have always wanted to talk to someone about this.

But I never thought that it would be you.

You have always wanted to talk to someone,

but you have never done that because...

you don't want your close friends to know.

It's hard to bring it up.

You are right.

A relationship that is hard to bring up

is usually

related to these situations.

A married man?

Best friend's boyfriend?

Age difference?

Age difference it is.

You are wrong.

I am guessing the age difference is eight,

nine,

ten, eleven...

Ten years.

A fresh graduate?

That is indeed troubling.

I don't mind telling you this.

Usually,

when a man has a girlfriend who is ten years younger,

everyone will accuse the woman.

When a woman gets a younger man,

most people will also accuse the woman.

They tend to say, "You are not suited together."

"People will judge."

"Office romance is unstable" and so on.

So he is also your colleague.

You are right.

Those are the opinions of the majority.

The minority will also tell you

to be yourself.

Or, "Don't care about others."

Or something like,

"Don't care about eternity

as long as you once owned it."

So are you the majority or the minority?

Only those without a solution will choose a side.

There is a solution that offers the best of both worlds.

Don't go to the blind date, or else...

I will give you three seconds to reply.

HE FANXING

Three.

Two.

One.

Fine, another three seconds.

Three.

Two.

One.

That was a mistake.

Yes.

Too bad those pins are too far away from you.

I give up.

You always win, it's not fun at all.

Do you always give up when you encounter troubles?

I know when to proceed and when to give up.

A guy like you

will never get a girlfriend.

Why do I need a girlfriend?

I feel great on my own.

I only have a mouth to feed.

I can tell how costly a wedding would be if it was for you.

A guy like you doesn't even have a goal.

Your existence only wastes resources and creates rubbish.

You are right.

Your material pursuits sound exceptional.

Now I know why you were beaten.

It is because of how mean you are.

You deserve to be beaten.

Yes, I deserve it.

I brought it upon myself.

I really don't know what to say.

You are 27, 28 years old now. Can't you be more reliable?

Couldn't you solve the problem properly?

Was fighting necessary?

Are you a gangster?

That was really low.

Let's stop playing.

I'm hungry, so let's eat something.

Sure.

We should go early for the seat near the food counter.

-Right. -Let's go.

Let's go.

Where are you?

We are already at the mall.

I am coming. Right behind you.

Where is Chang Huan?

In the washroom, let's wait here.

Sure.

Anyway, Ms. He went on a blind date today.

I wonder how it went.

What kind of hot mess is it this time?

"Hot mess"?

I have set her up twice.

Both of them are a catch.

My senior planned to introduce this man to me,

but I was seeing that jerk florist, so I introduced Ms. He to him.

I should have gone instead.

They are just nearby.

Let me ask her.

If he is really a catch, you will definitely regret it.

No way.

Ms. He.

Is everything all right?

-How should I put this? -Hey.

They have vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate ice-creams.

What do you want?

Vanilla.

Seems like it is going very well.

Eating ice-cream is a great chance to kindle love.

You should seize the chance.

I can't explain it for now.

I will tell you later.

Don't be embarrassed.

Go for it!

Hey!

-Ms. He is down there. -What?

Where?

Not bad.

He is very handsome.

They look good together.

The train to Wenzhou is leaving.

-Where to? -Nantong.

-The train to Nantong is leaving. -Where to?

-Nanjing. -The train to Nanjing is leaving.

-Where to? -Beijing.

-The train to Beijing is leaving. -Where to?

Hong Kong.

-Drink up! -Drink up!

Let's continue.

The train to Hong Kong is leaving.

-Where to? -To Hohhot.

Where on earth is Hohhot?

You are so mean for saying this name.

Then I will say...

Buenos Aires!

No, no foreign countries.

You are shameless.

He is not feeling himself today, so I shall drink for him.

Hey, enough.

Go on!

-The train to Beijing is leaving. -Where to?

Nantong.

The train to Nantong is leaving.

-Where to? -Guangzhou.

The train to Guangzhou is leaving.

Where to?

-Drink up! -Drink up.

What's in the zoo?

Rhino.

Drink up! You lose!

-Hurry. -Exactly.

-She doesn't know how to play. -Exactly.

-Are you my friends? Let's continue. -It's my turn.

DON'T GO TO THE BLIND DATE, OR ELSE...

You don't seem like yourself today.

What is wrong?

I am waiting for my boss's reply.

Your boss is amazing.

She managed to tame a wild dog like you.

She is amazing.

There is nothing I can do.

This is the working life.

Yuan Song, a friendly reminder for you.

There is a special event for you tonight.

A prank?

Who would have the guts to prank you?

Melon wants to confess to you.

All men would know this.

A public confession puts pressure on the recipient by using the crowd.

All of us have done it before.

I have never done it.

I have always been the one who was pressured.

It is good to be handsome.

To be honest, I don't like to be confessed to.

It would be hurtful regardless how I reject or sugarcoat it.

Even if I don't like her,

I don't wish

to hurt the person who likes me.

You are indeed our senior.

How mature.

What about Melon?

You haven't dated for a year.

You are so nice towards her in the club

and even team up with her.

You must have developed some feelings.

This might sound mean.

But she keeps chattering, just like a little bird.

She is like my little sister.

This answer will be the top ten answers that girls hate.

Big Head, Yuan Song! Come here!

-She is going to blow the candles. -Coming!

Let's go.

-Make a wish! -Make a wish!

-Make a wish! -Make a wish!

-Make a wish! -Make a wish!

It is windy, so just let it be. Imagine that you've blown out the candles.

I only have one wish this year.

I want my wish to come true tonight.

Melon.

What the heck was that?

I am threatening it with my mind.

-Are you nuts? -Crazy.

Before cutting the cake,

I have something to say to Yuan Song.

Yuan Song.

I think that I am very lucky.

When I passed by the Ballroom Dance Club's recruitment booth,

I saw you reading alone on the bench.

For a long period of time,

I envied those who can draw.

I regret that I didn't take drawing class

when I was in third grade.

So I couldn't draw you.

I really like you.

Whether you are dancing,

sleeping,

or smiling,

I like all of them.

I wish to see your smile for many birthdays to come.

I wish to protect your smile.

For that, I will work hard to be a better person.

Someone who deserves you.

So,

will you give me a chance

to be your girlfriend?

-Say yes! -Say yes!

-Say yes! -Say yes!

-Say yes! -Say yes!

You don't have to give me your answer right now.

I'll give you the answer now.

Subtitle translation by Ooi Shiou Teng