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You think that your mom has been

swapped out with a different woman?

Yes, that is what I think.

I mean, come on, if something was really different with her,

wouldn't I notice?

Shovel started a rumor

about a dead person in the woods.

He saw a dead body?

He says he saw a dead body,

but please consider the source.

You should, uh, you should come to my party later.

I'm throwing it with, uh, Dylan and Jerm,

like, out in the woods.

I think that she's worried...

That we're gonna have sex.

Have you heard anything about a "Dead Body Party"?

Do you think he was able to tell, like, who it was?

Or, like, what, wh... what it looked like?

We should go.

I like this for us. Party on a weeknight.

Let's go, let's go.

Cole, help me out.

Yeah, I got it, I got it. Let me fill it up real quick.

-I got a handful right here. -There's one.

Okay, there's one. Where's the second one?

Stuff that butt.

So, we gotta make this thing big.

Oh, dude, you guys are using my sweatshirt?!

Chill, don't be so material.

-A lot more in there. -Oh, there we go.

-There we go. -Beautiful!

It doesn't look like a dead body.

It looks like a scarecrow with a huge ass.

-Oh, is that poop? -Smell it.

I'm not smelling that.

-It looks pretty good. -Ready? Three, two...

Ahh!

Yeah! Dead Body Party!

Dead Body Party!

Three, two, one!

Hey, man, have you seen Shovel around?

-Mm-mm. -No?

Sara! Do you know anything about the body, by any chance?

-Mm, no. -'Kay, I'm gonna...

Hey! Do you guy... Do you guys know

if Shovel really saw a dead body?

-Mm-mm. -Okay, cool. All good.

-Hey, man, have you seen Shovel? No? -Mm-mm.

He's never gonna find her.

She's gone.

He has no clue what to do.

Sonny?

Sonny's kinda, like, fucked up.

That's true. That's true.

Dude, he's living with a fucking impostor.

-Really? -He has no proof.

Yeah, Shovel found, like, his real mom's

-corpse in the woods right here. -Oh, wow.

His mom's dead in the woods,

and he's never gonna find her.

Yeah, I've heard.

There is no body. He's losing his mind.

He's looking at us, and he thinks this is what we're saying,

but we're not.

Dude, his mom's alive. She's right there.

Sonny.

Sorry, there's only one.

Do you wanna share?

Sonny?

Do you wanna share?

Oh, no, I'm not gonna drink tonight, I don't think.

It's a seltzer.

Girlina, what are you doing here?

-Hi. -You're never out.

-Oh, we are celebrating. -Celebrating what?

-Hey. -Wait.

-You absolute ho. -Stop.

-So, tell me everything. -Stop, I'll tell you later.

Oh, hey, Matty. How you doing?

Um, have you seen Shovel anywhere?

-No? -Okay, we're borrowing Chloe, Sonny.

We're getting her a shot.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait! Like, half a shot.

Are... Are you gonna be okay, Sonny?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm chilling.

Okay. Okay.

Dead Body Party!

Dead Body Party!

Dude, where is this party?

-It's at the pond. -It's left.

Ooh, this is a bad road.

This road is not for vans.

Well, you're also speeding.

You just wanna see Shovel, don't you?

Definitely not. I literally just met the dude.

And don't be weird around him, okay?

I'm gonna ask where the body is.

-You should ask him. -Wellie, it's just a party theme.

Alright, but-but what if it's not?

What if the body really is Sonny's mom?

There is no body. Sonny's mom is fine.

Let's just go to the party.

Come on, you've never been to a party in the woods before.

Neither have you.

Bro, where are you going? And it's so dark in there.

I'm gonna go look for the body.

I've got 500 lumens on my head,

two liters of water on my back,

and I'm covered with permethrin.

What?!

Hi, have you guys smelled anything strange out here?

That's hell a bright, little guy.

Sorry. Enjoy the party.

Oh, my God, did you see that

Michaela got dressed up for this?

She looks like she's going to prom.

Jocelyn's wearing her mom's jewelry.

-♪ Run it back, run it back... ♪ -Hm.

♪ How can we stop now? ♪

♪ I'm on a dream team ♪

♪ It's cool if they sleep now ♪

♪ I need some big rings... ♪

Dude, you're my craziest friend.

Nice.

Hey, you guys, have you seen Shovel around?

No? Thanks.

Hey, guys, has anyone seen Sh...

Sorry! Sorry.

Dude, it is so hard to describe.

Dude, all of us smelt it.

-It had this... -Coach almost passed out.

Hey, we had to stop practice for, like, five minutes. It was crazy.

Okay, so, Jake farted, right? Like, he always farts?

No, no, bro, you weren't there.

It was so bad, we had to run.

Vogel can't run with that boot.

He would've died.

Dude, it would've been like

that one volcano town

where everyone died frozen in time.

-Mount St. Helens. -No, dumb-ass, Pompeii.

Vogel would've gotten Pompeii'd by Jake's fart.

-Dude, Vogel's like a fart mummy. -For real, though.

When you're smelling a fart, you're breathing in poop.

-Hey, cheers! -To Vogel, the fart mummy.

Oh, shit! Yo.

Whoa! Whoa.

Sorry. Sorry about... That could've...

That could've been bad, um...

Oh, no, no, no, it... It's, it's okay.

Um, so, is that, like...

Is it supposed to be like that?

-Like... -Yeah.

On fire? Like-Like, you want it like that? Ooh.

Vogel, there you are, man.

Hey!

You can't talk to an able-bodied girl

until you get your boot off.

This guy, his bones are made out of glass.

Right. Hey, you should, uh, see a doctor about your bones.

It was like a, like a three-day trip.

Weldon! Where have you been? Dude.

How did you break out of your house?

I-I... She got a cut on her hand,

and-and she had to go get stitches at Urgent Care.

And I think it was, like, some weird fucking...

Like... Okay, it doesn't matter.

W-We have to find Shovel.

Whatever about the other shit, okay?

I mean, I asked him already about the body,

and he tried to tickle me.

You've, you've seen him?

-Yeah. -Well, let's go... Let's go find him!

Where is he... W-Where'd you see him?

He's been no help. He tried to tickle me!

Okay. Well, let's go... Let's go get him, right?

-Now? -Yes, now!

-Which way? -Uh, he's with Mallory.

Um, bearing 233.

-Well, take me there, please, dude. -Okay.

Hit that tree!

So, uh... Homeschool.

Oh, I'm "Homeschool" now?

That's my name? Okay.

What, uh... Like, why were you homeschooled?

That shit's, like, kinda heavy.

Yeah, my, my family's...

They're pretty hardcore about religion, so...

Okay, so, what, does that make you, like, a Jesus Freak, or...?

No. No, no, no, no. I don't really know...

I'm still trying to figure out what I actually believe in.

Like, maybe I'll believe in the clouds.

Or, like...

Or, like, you know, like, the, the...

Or rocks or something.

-Right, yeah. -Yeah.

I, uh, I believe that there's, like, no such thing as death.

Like, it's just, uh,

our souls, like, changing clothes for the next life.

-Damn. -Does that make sense?

That makes sense. That's cool.

Did you come up with that?

Um, no, that's, uh, the teachings of Rammed Ass.

Oh, I think it's pronounced, "RAHm DAHss."

Okay.

Yeah. No, good. I, uh,

I was wondering. I was like... weird name.

-Thank you. -Oh, my God, Mal! Hey!

What's up, guys? How are you doing?

Mal, what's up?

You guys are all friends, that's awesome.

Small, small fucking world.

Um, Shawn, what's up, my guy?

-How are ya? -My government name, bro.

Oh, yeah. Well, I-I... Sorry, I didn't mean to...

I was, I was just wanting to find you and just, like,

ask if you were okay. I mean, you...

Like, you-you saw a fucking body.

That's so intense, dude, like...

Uh, yeah, I don't know, dude.

I was, um, kinda tripping balls.

Hell yeah, hell yeah.

Um, sorry to pry, whatever.

Like, you remember where the body was exactly? Like...

Sonny, the... I think the body thing is, like, a joke.

Oh.

Well, it's k... I don't know. It's kind of a weird joke, right?

Like, if there's a real body, then it could be, like,

a real person that people care about...

Did your mom, like, send you out here

to be her creepy little spy, or, like...

What are you doing here?

No, she didn't. I... She and I aren't even talking,

and, and she fucking sucks, so...

-Your mom is actually cool. -Yeah, she's nice, bro. What the hell?

-She's not. -I love my mom.

Me too, man. Oh, shit!

Fuck that. She's a backstabber.

She likes to act like everybody's best friend,

and then she went and called the CPS on my dad

because I had a one-hitter.

-His dad is sweet. -Yeah, his dad's a legend.

Well, look, sorry, I don't, I don't mean to be an asshole,

but, like, you were, you were dealing

out of your house with your dad,

and, like, I'm sorry about that whole thing.

I just... I think she, she was just trying to help out...

Yeah, so, see, you are

your mother's little narc bitch.

I heard about the dance.

You-You pulled a cheap shot on Vogel,

and then went and hid behind her?

-I didn't do that. -That's so fucking cringe, dude.

Ah!

Um, Sonny, even if I, hypothetically, did see something...

I would never tell you...

narc.

Alright, well, I was trying to be nice.

I was trying to be a good friend,

-a good guy to you, but... -Oh, you're super nice.

-Enjoy the party. -Thanks. Thanks, man.

Yeah. See you around, dude.

Fuck, I wish I had a dad.

Okay, we don't need them, okay?

We can do another search grid.

-Um, I have... -No, dude!

He's the only one that saw it!

That was my chance, and I fuckin'...

I fucked it. I fucked it. I fucked it.

Hey, we-we can't go that way.

There's a crow up there.

I had some string cheese earlier.

I gave it to him, but I ran out,

-so he's really mad now. -Okay, thank you.

I think the most ridiculous thing in the world is certainty.

Yeah.

This is the best night of my life.

I think I'm ready to go home.

Paige, do you want a ride?

What? No, we're supposed to make wishes at sunrise.

-But I'm hungry. -I'm cold.

Guys, just...

Please, okay?

There is never gonna be

another group exactly like us.

Okay? And there's never gonna be

another night where we're all here together.

And-And if we cut it short,

we're never gonna know

what could've happened.

So, please, please, can we just

do something, anything?

Like what? What do you wanna do?

Let's go get pancakes.

I'm serious! Okay?

Let's go get pancakes. Out by the highway.

I'm gonna find Sonny. We're gonna do it.

Where's my bobo?

-She's wasted. -bobo.

Oh. Sorry.

Hey, yo. Yo!

-Yo. -Yo.

Um, you know that girl Sofia?

Uh, yeah, the girl, the girl twirling the... twirling the fire around.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Theater girl. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

I need you to wingman for me.

-Oh, dude, you don't... -No. Yes, I do. Trust me, bro.

She thinks I'm, like, a total jackass now

because of fucking Benny, okay?

So, I need you to balance out the full picture for me.

So, just pull up on us over there, cool?

-Cool. See you in a second. -Okay, okay.

Shit.

Oh, my God!

-Sofia, hey! -Sonny! Hi!

Cheerio, my chimney sweep.

Ah! It's so good to see you.

By the way, just real quick, this is Sofia.

Sofia was on my bus route. She's really into theater.

She played Mary Poppins,

and everyone loved it, including me,

thought it was better than the movie, which it was.

And this is Vogel.

He's a fucking awesome guy.

What can I say? He's the best guy I know.

And he's really kind, and sweet, and funny,

and he's a, a...

sensitive soul, you know?

Um... treat him well.

Okay.

Alright, bye, guys.

I-I-I... I don't know.

I did not tell him to say that.

-Yeah. -Okay. Great.

So, how are you a sensitive soul?

Hey, don't get beaver fever.

What?

Well, beavers poop in there,

and then if you swallow the water of the poop,

it gives you... It makes you super sick.

It happened to Weldon a couple years ago

'cause he swims with his, uh, with his mouth open.

That sucks.

I'm sorry about Shovel.

I didn't know what to say.

Yeah, well...

That kid's fuckin' fried, so...

He said that he was building something.

He said that he was building a, uh, kayak out of mushrooms.

Fucking liar.

Yeah. Well, maybe if he is a liar,

perhaps, he's actually just messing with you.

Why would he do that? That's...

Because you're the principal's son.

And obviously, people like him

are gonna think you're, like, a bitch boy.

People at church, they're like,

"The pastor's daughter." No one tells me shit.

No one actually, like, you know, talks to me

-'cause they're scared of, like... -Well, then...

Well, then why don't you just talk to him?

I mean, he trusts you. You can just talk to him for me.

And he can tell you where it is that he saw

whatever, whatever he saw, right?

I don't wanna do that.

Why not? I mean, you...

I thought you like...

talking to Shovel, right?

What's that supposed to mean?

What if this is actually absolutely all nothing?

And you could just actually just come and hang out

-and that would be fun? -Well...

-How 'bout that? -Then just talk to him.

Then just, just talk to him, and then we're gonna know.

Then we'll know if it's nothing.

Please.

Please.

What?

No way!

Hey. Hey.

Hey, Mallory convinced Shovel to show us where the body is.

Let's go. Come on.

-Hello. -Hey, just drove past

Bucket's Pond, lotta kids out there.

I'm holding up my end of the deal.

Just hope you're keeping an eye on Sonny.

This is one of the most death-defying magic tricks

that a, a magician can do.

Now, you see, four strings are attached to this hook.

Uh, three of them are tied tight enough...

Nope, loose enough.

Loose enough,

that they will easily come off if you pull on it.

But one mystery string

is tied so tight

that it will rip through my lips and face.

Okay? Okay.

So, I trust you guys

so, so much

that I'm gonna let you yank on any one you want

knowing you're not gonna pull on the real one.

Okay.

Oh, bruh. Ugh.

Hey.

-No, no. Don't, Ethan. -I'll do it, I'll do it.

-You're too drunk. No, no! -I'll do it! I'll do it!

Y-You're too dr... No way!

-One, two, three! -Get a water or something!

-...tried Styrofoam before. -Ah, dude!

Could probably smoke out of a potato.

I've tried that. I've tried that with an eggplant actually.

Okay. So, seriously, you've never had a birthday party?

Nope, my family doesn't believe in them.

I'm throwing you one. Like, it's my duty.

When is your birthday?

I'm dead serious.

And, uh, headlamp, you can come, too, dude.

Yo, uh, Shovel, I just wanna say, um,

thank you for-for taking me out here.

You know? Means a lot.

Yeah, um, she kinda told me what's going on.

It's all good. I'm sorry about being a dick earlier.

Shit's fucked up, so...

No, it's all good, dude.

So, when you found the body, how decayed was it?

Was there any skin slippage?

Jesus, Weldon.

I, uh, I don't, I don't know.

It was, like, pretty bloated.

Um, but I was, like, uh, running from the cops, and...

and I got, like, kinda lost, and, um,

I don't know, I was just, like, turned around, and then,

I was standing, like, over there,

and I could just sense that, like...

there was just something off about the vibes.

Uh, like, the vibes were, like, rancid.

That's the crow.

Um, and then I-I, like, came through here.

One, two, three!

Oh, shit!

-'Kay go, 'kay go. -Fifty-fifty right here. Hold on.

Let's go with this one right here. Ready?

Cole. Cole, no!

It was, uh...

It was, like, right here.

Right here?

Must have been, um, like, a bad trip or something.

I don't know.

Or... somebody took it.

Oh, shit! There's someone in the water!

Oh, there's somebody in the fucking water!

Oh, my God, it's right there! It's right there!

Oh, my God, dude,.

Sonny, don't touch it. Don't... Sonny.

Dude, no way!

He actually went in the water, bro.

Shovel, what the fuck? Did you know about this?

What the fuck, dude?

That shit's not funny, dude. He's got, like, trauma and shit.

-Dude, it's just a fucking joke. -It's not fucking funny.

-Three. -Two, one!

Do not run.

Underage drinking is a crime.

Ow!

Oh!

Cops, cops, cops, cops, cops, cops!

-Run! -We gotta go! We gotta go!

-Cops, dude! Scatter! -Sonny, come on.

-Um... yeah. -Warship pattern to the van.

Sonny?

What are you doing?

H-How did you know where I was?

Because I'm your mother!

Officer, thank you for being so kind.

-Chloe. -Oh. Hi, Ms. Cooke.

I really expected more from you.

I just wanted to watch the sun rise.

Sonny's coming home with me, okay?

Let's go.

I'm not going.

Honey, are you drunk? Have you been drinking?

Are you?

And you smell like cigarettes. What, you s... You smoke now?

-All of a sudden? -Get in the car.

Get in the car, Sonny.

-No. I don't have to. -Get in the car. Get in...

Now!

A lotta people watching, Principal Cooke.

Sonny.

Sonny? Sonny!

I'll be at Vogel's.

-Let's just... Let's go. -You okay?

Yeah, yeah.

Sew faster.