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How'd someone get
your credit card number?
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I have no idea.
Look how much they spent!
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Calm down. You only have to pay
for the stuff you bought.
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Still, it's just such reckless spending.
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When somebody steals your credit card...
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...they've kind of already
thrown caution to the wind.
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Wow, what a geek.
They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop.
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That's me.
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Oh! Oh, the yuck.
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He's doing it again!
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Marcel, stop humping the lamp!
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Stop humping!
Now, Marcel, come back!
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Come here, Marcel!
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Oh, no, no! Not in my room!
I'll get him.
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You've got to do something
about the humping.
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What? It's just a phase.
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Well, that's what we said about Joey.
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Hey, would you all relax?
It's not that big a deal.
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RACHEL:
Marcel, stop it! Marcel! Bad monkey!
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- What?
RACHEL: Ugh!
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Let's just say my Curious George doll
is no longer curious.
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Ugh, Monica, you are not still
going over that thing.
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- This woman's living my life.
- What?
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She's living my life,
and she's doing it better than me.
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Look at this. Look.
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She buys tickets to plays I want to see.
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She shops at stores that
I'm intimidated by the salespeople.
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She spent $300 on art supplies.
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You're not an artist.
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Yeah, well, I might be
if I had the supplies.
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I mean, I could do all this stuff.
Only I don't.
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Oh, Monica, come on.
You do cool things.
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Oh, really? Let's compare, shall we?
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Oh, it's so late for "shall we?"
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Do I go horseback riding
in the park, hmm?
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Do I take classes at The New School?
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- No.
- No.
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This is so unfair.
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She's got everything I want,
and she doesn't have my mother.
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How about Joey Paponi?
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No, still too ethnic. My agent thinks
I should have a name that's more neutral.
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Joey Switzerland?
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Plus I think it should be Joe.
Joey makes me sound like I'm...
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...this big.
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Which I'm not!
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Joe, Joe, Joe... Stalin?
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Stalin.
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Do I know that name?
That sounds familiar.
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- Well, it does not ring a bell with me.
- Huh.
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Joe Stalin.
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You know, that's pretty good.
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- You might want to try Joseph.
- Ah!
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Joseph Stalin!
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- I think you'd remember that!
- Oh, yes!
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Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin.
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Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof.
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Hi.
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Hi. Uh, yes, this is Monica Geller.
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Um, I'm taking classes with you,
and I was wondering what they were.
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What are you doing?
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All right, great.
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Great. Thanks a lot.
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I'm going to tap class.
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So you can dance with the woman
that stole your card?
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She's got my life.
I want to see who she is.
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Go to the post office!
I'm sure her picture's up!
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Honey, you're kind of losing it here.
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This is really becoming
a weird obsession.
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This is madness, I tell you.
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For the love of God, Monica, don't do it!
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Thank you.
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What do you think?
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Lots of things.
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Which one do you think she is?
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- May I help you?
- Oh, no, thanks.
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We're just here to observe.
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You don't observe a dance class.
You dance a dance class!
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Spare shoes are over there.
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What does she mean?
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I think she means, "You dance...
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...a dance class!"
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Come on, come on, come on!
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RACHEL:
Really?
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Hey, do you see anybody
you think could be me?
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People, last time there were yogurt containers
lying around after class.
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Let's not have that happen again!
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She could be you.
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Let's get started.
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Five, six. Five, six, seven, eight.
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Okay, I'm not getting this!
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I'm totally getting it!
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Do you everjust feel like you're
so unbelievably uncoordinated?
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What? You just click when they click.
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All right.
Now everyone grab a partner.
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Oh! Oh.
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All right. And my dead mother
said you are it! I'm with Rachel.
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Great, it's gym class all over again.
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RACHEL & PHOEBE:
Aww.
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That's all right. You can come up
to the front and dance with me.
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Why don't I just take off my clothes
and have a nightmare?
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It's okay, it's okay!
I'm here, I'm here. I'm so sorry I'm late.
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Okay, here I am.
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So who's the new tense girl?
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She's your partner.
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- Hi, I'm Monica.
- Hi.
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Oh, ha.
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Monica.
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Hi, I'm Mon--
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Nana.
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- Monana?
- Yeah.
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It's Dutch.
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You're kidding.
I spent three years in Amsterdam.
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[SPEAKING IN DUTCH]
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Um, Pennsylvania Dutch.
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And we're dancing!
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Five, six, seven, eight.
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Hi.
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- Where have you been?
- I just got back from the vet.
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She's not gonna make you wear
a big plastic cone, is she?
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She says Marcel's humping thing
is not a phase.
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Apparently, he's reached sexual maturity.
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Hey, he beat you!
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She says, as time goes on,
he'll start getting aggressive and violent.
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What does this mean?
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I have to give him up.
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I can't believe it. This sucks!
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You just got him.
How could he be an adult already?
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I know, I know.
One day he's this little thing...
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...and before you know it,
he's this little thing...
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...I can't get off my leg.
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Isn't there any way you can keep him?
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No. No.
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The vet said that unless he's in a place
where he has regular access...
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...to some monkey loving...
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...he's just gonna get vicious.
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I just gotta get him into a zoo.
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- How do you get a monkey into a zoo?
- I know that one!
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No, that's popes into a Volkswagen.
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We're applying to a lot of them.
Our first choice would be a state zoo.
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You know, like, uh, San Diego.
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Right?
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But that may just be a pipe dream
because he's out-of-state.
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My vet knows someone at Miami,
so that's a possibility.
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But that's two blocks from the beach.
It's a total party zoo.
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- Hey.
CHANDLER: Hey.
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- Hi.
- We found the girl!
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- What?
- Did you call the cops?
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Nope. We took her to lunch.
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Ah. Your own brand of vigilante justice.
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Are you insane?
This woman stole from you!
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She stole! She's a stealer!
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After you're with this woman
for 10 minutes, you forget all that.
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I mean, she's this astounding person...
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...with this amazing spirit!
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Yeah, which she probably stole
from some cheerleader!
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- Take off their hats.
- Popes in a Volkswagen!
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Mm-hm.
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I love that joke.
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- No way! No way did you do this!
- Monana was very brave.
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It was so wild.
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We told them we were
the Gunnersons in room 615...
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...only to find out the Boston Celtics
had the entire sixth floor!
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So when they caught on to the fact
that we're short and have breasts...
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They threw us out.
I was thrown out of a hotel! Me!
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Go, Monana!
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Well, you ladies are not
the only ones living the dream.
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I get to go pour coffee for people
I don't know. Don't wait up.
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Oh, by the way...
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...tomorrow we're auditioning
for a Broadway show.
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Excuse me?
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There's an open call for Cats.
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I'm thinking we go down there,
sing "Memories"...
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...and make complete fools of ourselves.
What do you say?
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No, no, no.
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Remember who
you're dealing with here. Ha.
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I'm not like you. I can't even
stand in front of a tap class.
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That's because of
your Amish background.
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- What?
- Well, you're Pennsylvania Dutch, right?
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Right.
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Till I bought a blow dryer.
Then I was shunned.
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I was just like you.
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And then one day, I saw a movie
that changed my life.
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- Did you ever see Dead Poets Society?
- Uh-huh.
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I thought that movie was so incredibly...
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...bOl'ing!
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I mean, that thing at the end
where the kid...
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...kills himself because
he can't be in the play?
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What was that?
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It's like, "Kid, wait a year.
Leave home, do some community theater!"
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I walked out of there, and I thought:
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"Now, that's two hours of my life
that I'm never getting back!"
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And that scared me more than
all the other crap I was afraid to do.
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Wow.
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Then I would definitely
not recommend Mrs. Doubtfire.
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[LAUGHING]
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Oh, God.
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We didn't get into Scranton.
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That was our safety zoo.
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They take, like, dogs and cows.
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See?
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I don't know who this
is harder on, me or him.
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I'd say that chair's taking the brunt of it.
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ROSS:
Marcel. Marcel.
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Marcel, no.
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Good boy!
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See? How can nobody want him?
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Somebody will.
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You know there already is a Joseph Stalin?
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You're kidding!
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Apparently, he was this Russian dictator
who slaughtered all these people!
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- You'd think you would've known that!
- You'd think I would've.
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Phoebe, what do you think
a good stage name for me would be?
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[C L EARS T I-l ROAT]
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Flame Boy!
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Where exactly is your zoo?
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Well, it's technically not a zoo per se.
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It's, uh, more of an interactive
wildlife experience.
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Let me ask you some questions about--
Is it, uh, Marcel?
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- Yes.
- Yes. Uh...
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Does he, uh, fight with other animals?
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No, no. He's very docile.
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Hmm. Even if he were cornered?
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Well, I don't know. Why?
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Um, how is he at handling small objects?
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He can hold a banana,
if that's what you mean.
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What about a hammer or a small blade?
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[STAMMERS]
Why would he need a blade?
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If he's up against a jungle cat
or an animal with horns...
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...you got to give
the little guy something.
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Otherwise, it's just cruel!
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[PANTING]
He got into San Diego!
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- What?
- Yeah.
236
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We were coming back from our walk,
and the phone was ringing...
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- He's in!
- He's in? Ah!
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Did you hear that, Marcel?
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San Diego! San Diego! Yeah!
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You're making a mistake.
San Diego's well and good...
241
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...but if you give him to me,
I'll start him against a blind rabbit...
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...and give you 20 percent of the gate.
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Yo-ho!
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Where have you been?
245
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,253
Monica and I just crashed
an embassy party.
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Are you drunk?
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No!
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I'm lying.
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I am so drunk!
250
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Oh, God!
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Ugh. Great. You know what?
You could have called.
252
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I've been up here. I've been worried--
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Monica.
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Monica?
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Water rules!
256
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:27,111
Yes. Yes, it does.
257
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The restaurant called.
They want to know if you're showing up.
258
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,246
Nope!
259
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I'm going to the Big Apple Circus today.
260
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What are you doing?
You're gonna lose your job. This is not you!
261
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No, it is me!
262
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I'm not just the person
who needs to fluff the pillows...
263
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...and pay the bills as soon as they come in!
264
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You know, when I'm with her,
I'm so much more than that!
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Rn
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I'm Monana!
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Ahem, hello?
269
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Yes, she is. Hold on a second, please.
270
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:10,829
Ahem, Monana, it's for you.
271
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The credit card people.
272
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Hello'?
273
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Yes?
274
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Oh, my God!
275
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Thanks.
276
00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:26,921
What?
277
00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:29,557
They've arrested Monica.
278
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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How are you?
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I'm not too bad.
Fortunately, blue's my color.
281
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How did you know I was here?
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Because...
283
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...I'm Monica Geller.
284
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It was my credit card you were using.
285
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That I was not expecting.
286
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I want you to know, I didn't turn you in.
287
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Oh.
288
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:10,098
- Thanks.
- No, thank you.
289
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You have given me so much.
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If it wasn't for you,
I'd never have gotten...
291
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...to sing "Memories"
at the Winter Garden Theater.
292
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,058
Actually, you only got to sing "Memo--"
293
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:26,401
I can't believe you're in here.
What am I gonna do without you?
294
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:29,113
Who's gonna crash
the embassy parties with me?
295
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,528
Who's gonna take me
to the Big Apple Circus?
296
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:36,579
Monica, I started my day by peeing
in front of 25 other women...
297
00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:41,087
...and you're worried about who will
take you to the Big Apple Circus?
298
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:45,925
Well, not worried,
you know, just wondering.
299
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,586
There's nothing to wonder about.
300
00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:52,553
You'll go back to being who you were
because that's who you are.
301
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:55,434
- Not necessarily.
- Yes, necessarily.
302
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:58,479
I don't know what it is.
Maybe it's the Amish thing.
303
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:04,603
Um, I'm not actually Amish.
304
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:07,313
Really? Then why are you like that?
305
00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,047
You by the door, in or out?
306
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,342
In!
307
00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:35,846
You in the back, you're getting it wrong!
308
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,851
At least I'm doing it!
309
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:56,491
WOMAN [OVER PA]: This is the final
boarding call for Flight 67 to San Diego...
310
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...boarding at Gate 42A.
311
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Okay, goodbye, little monkey guy.
312
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:05,001
- I wrote you this poem.
- Aw.
313
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:07,881
Okay, but don't eat it
till you get on the plane.
314
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,919
- Thank you, Aunt Phoebe.
- Aww.
315
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:16,386
Okay, bye, champ-
316
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,428
There's gonna be a lot of babes
in San Diego...
317
00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:23,143
...but remember, there's also a lot to learn.
318
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:32,566
I don't know what to say, Ross.
Uh, it's a monkey.
319
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:36,032
Just say what you feel, Joey.
320
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,829
Marcel, I'm hungry.
321
00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:40,869
ROSS:
That was good.
322
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:46,458
- Marcel, this is for you.
- Oh.
323
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:50,500
It's, uh, just, you know,
something to, um...
324
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,378
...do on the plane.
325
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:59,217
If you don't mind,
I'd like a moment, just me and him.
326
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:02,387
- Sure.
- Of course. Absolutely.
327
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ALL:
Oh.
328
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,985
Marcel, come here. Come here.
329
00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:11,862
Come here.
330
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:13,648
Well, buddy...
331
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:17,071
...this is it.
332
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:20,363
There's just a couple of things
I wanted to say.
333
00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:24,371
I'm really gonna miss you.
334
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:27,457
You know'? And I'm never gonna
forget about you.
335
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:32,501
You've been more than just a pet to me.
336
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,294
You've been more like a--
337
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,588
Okay. Marcel, would you--?
338
00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:39,632
Marcel, would you leave my leg alone?
339
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:43,429
Would you just stop humping me
for two seconds? Marc-- Would you--?
340
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:47,440
Okay, would you just take him away?
Just take him.
341
00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:13,170
O! that I were a glove
upon that hand...
342
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:17,053
...that I might touch thy cheek.
343
00:22:17,211 --> 00:22:19,885
WOMAN:
That's fine. Thank you.
344
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:21,845
MAN:
Next.
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00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:28,352
Hi. Uh, I'll be reading
for the role of Meroutio.
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MAN: Name'?
- Holden McGroin.
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