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State your full name.

My name is Sonny Cooke.

I'm a junior

at, uh, at Delby High School.

And before everything went insane,

I had a really great life.

You know, I can see you in this video.

-Well, don't look. -Okay.

The biggest change has been with my mom.

♪ It's your birthday, kick and cheer ♪

♪ Have some cake and ginger beer ♪

♪ You're you-er than you've ever you'd before ♪

Who is my favorite person in the world.

-Thanks. -I love you so much.

You too, Mom.

It's just us.

and holding you up as an example,

you will die...

And it's always kinda just been us.

Hi, Jared! It's Sonny's mom.

I heard you pulled his pants down at the bus stop.

Yeah, well, I'm gonna be waiting for you tomorrow,

and I'm gonna pull your pants down,

and your underwear.

Mrs. Cooke...

Don't worry about it. We're in the right here.

Now, I'm in high school.

I actually love high school,

which is not a popular opinion.

Especially if your mom is the literal principal of the school,

which seems like it would suck, but actually is cool.

She watches out for all the students.

Oh, honey, what happened?

And I think I do the same thing.

It won't stop crying. Can you...?

Here, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.

Your instincts are gonna kick in.

Yeah?

I know what people need to hear,

and people trust me with their shit.

-Sonny. -Yo!

My uncle's eating solid food again.

Oh, my God!

-Yeah! -Hell yeah!

-That's frickin' awesome, man! -Thank you. It is good.

-I'll see you around. -Alright, I'll see you around, yeah.

Yeah, just feeling like I was good at that,

and just being at school, being with her,

I just... I knew what our life was.

-Wait. -♪ ...another lifetime ♪

♪ How long till my soul gets it right? ♪

And I guess I'm worried that

everything that's happened since...

♪ That kind of light ♪

♪ I call on the resting soul ♪

♪ Of Galileo ♪

...is just gonna wipe all that away.

Sorry, it's, um...

It's just getting... It's getting kinda j-jumbled in my head, but, uh...

Just take a second.

I need to find her.

Tell it from the start.

The day of the accident was really stressful for,

for a completely separate reason.

Um, like, my girlfriend and I,

we were gonna, whatever, have sex for the first time.

Jesus Christ.

You know, I just... I really wanted to, to do a good job, and...

Shit.

My mom didn't know anything about this.

-We gotta go! -Obviously.

-One sec! -Rachel Harrington's horse

has neck cancer.

Uh, which one? She's got two.

I don't know, but she's so sad, she wants to drop out.

And Paul says the cafeteria exit door is jammed again.

Come on, let's move.

-Honey? -Just one sec, Mom.

Are you looking for the deodorant?

Mr. Harris made us a whole new jar.

Are you doing something secret?

-What? -It's okay if you are.

Mom, you're standing so close to the door,

I can literally see your toes.

They're inside the bathroom.

Just give me one second.

Turn on the fan if you need to.

Oh, they told me they fixed that.

Let the belts warm up a little bit.

Ugh, sounds great.

How do you spell...

Mm, no.

Uh, Chloe and I decided to be official.

Oh.

I feel like my mom doesn't like Chloe.

You like her, right?

Do you like her?

She doesn't say it directly.

I like whoever you like.

Eh, but she'll say things that make it pretty clear.

You know, Mallory Russell is coming back from home school.

You guys were inseparable.

You didn't even like her.

-I... -You used to call her a Jesus freak.

No, I called her parents that.

Thank you. But I mean, come on.

They didn't let Mal celebrate her birthday.

-That's your religion? No birthdays? -Well,

it's like their whole lives. That's what they do.

I know!

Exactly.

Um, actually, this is important. Sorry.

We had this thing that we...

I love you

It's not a code, it...

I love you too

But i-it was just the way we said "I love you" to each other.

It's cheesy, but, um...

Yeah.

Roll out!

-Ah! -Yeah!

-Finally. -Whoo!

Honey, you buckled?

What?

Honey, you buckled?

Um... yeah.

I am buckled.

What? Are my concerns for your safety stressing you out?

Yes.

Good morning!

-Alright, have a good one, honey. -Alright. Alright, thanks, Mom.

-Love ya. -Love you.

-Hi, Bobo. -Hi, Bobo!

-Bobo. -Hi, Bobo.

How are you, um, feeling about tonight?

Feeling fuckin' awesome.

-How are you feeling? -Whoa, hell yeah.

I'm also feeling awesome.

My dad is working the overnight shift.

-Okay! -So, he's gonna be gone by 7:00.

Also, if you wanna bring the Bluetooth speaker...

-Yes. -uh, I made a playlist.

Oh, my God.

This is a lot of EDM, damn.

Yeah, I know.

Well, I made you

this little really lame necklace

in Pottery 1.

It's not lame.

-You like stars, right, though? -Yes, I love stars.

-Yeah, yeah. -I feel bad. I didn't get you anything.

What are you talking about? Tonight's all about you.

What do you mean?

Well, just f-for the idea of like...

"She comes first."

You know?

-The woman. -Okay.

I like it.

This is really sweet, thank you.

Oh, Vogel.

I mentioned our plan to him

about tonight,

and he was kind of pissed that you didn't tell him first.

It don't matter to me what he thinks

because I think tonight's gonna be sh...

fantastic.

I-It just hurts, bro...

I'm really... I'm really sorry, man.

I just didn't know if Chloe was gonna be okay with me telling people about it

-'cause it's a personal thing. -Oh, people?

Oh, so I'm "people" now?

-No. -No, no, that's fine. It's good to know.

But it's alright. I didn't wanna have to do this to you,

but now you're in jail, life sentence.

-I'm in jail? -Yep, life sentence,

-don't forget that part. -Okay, cool, sick.

Well, if I'm in jail, I get... I get a call, don't I?

-No, you don't. -I get one call, and I'm calling you.

Mm-hmm.

Press 1 to accept a call.

Decline, bitch.

Unless, you got some details for me.

Um...

I got a, I got a sex toy for tonight.

For her, not... You know?

Alright, I'm sorry, bro, that's... That's... That's so sad.

What?

-What are you talking about? -Why would you do that?

Don't act like you, like, know stuff about sex.

You don't even jerk off.

O-Okay, first of all, that's about retaining energy, okay?

And that's not the same thing.

-What the fuck? -Okay, Vogel.

Is that, uh, like, your mom's idea of, like,

feminism or some shit, the sex toy?

No. You think I'm talking to my fucking mom about this?

-I do, actually. -No.

I think you talk to her more than you talk to me.

Bro, she tracks your fucking steps, what do you mean

-you're not talking to her? -I track her steps.

-It's an accountability thing. -Right.

-Nice boot, Vogel! -Hey, Shamus, don't get

too comfortable, alright? I'm coming back for my spot.

Soon as I'm out this boot.

Hey, what'd you think of my mom's idea?

About you being the mascot

until your... your foot's better?

Come on, if you're Mr. Highlander, you get to do the waltz

at the school dance.

-I know, but... -I'd do it with you. It'd be so dumb.

We're just, like, fucking around, two boys.

Just look, there's a new mascot head.

Voilà.

You know what?

-That is weirdly beautiful. -Pretty cool, alright?

Dude, Mr. Slayton used all natural materials for this thing.

Oh, snap. Kinda like deez natural materials?

Oh, fuck!

Oh, shit!

♪ Let's get a little ♪

♪ Sentimental ♪

♪ Let's start holding ♪

♪ Hands ♪

♪ Let's not make... ♪

Fuck! I mean...

Yo, you need a hand?

Uh, sure.

Alright, I got you. What's the code?

Uh, 39-24-7.

Twenty-Four-Seven! That's funny.

You're... You're new, right? I don't think we've met?

-Yeah. -Wendell? It... Wendell?

-Weldon. -Weldon. Yeah, sorry.

What happened to your pants, Weldon?

Oh, I, I fell down.

My cousin was trying to get my good pen.

Writes really smoothly.

-My favorite. -Oh. Okay, right, right.

-Awesome. -Well, she got it.

Wait!

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

-Weldon? -Yes.

Are you Mallory's cousin?

-Yeah. -No way!

You know, she and I sorta used to kinda hang out a little bit.

Um, gosh, dude. Wow.

-Weldon. -Yeah.

-Good to finally meet you, man. -Yeah.

-Wellie! -But, um...

Mm-mm, mm-mm. Mm. Mm.

No. Oh, oh. Why?

Mal!

-Dude! -What's up?

-It's been so long. -What are... What are the odds?

-It's so... -Wow! So great!

So great to see you, man.

-Why are we going this way? -Just keep on going, man.

♪ So, let's get a little sentimental... ♪

Mr. Martin separated from his partner.

This was their song.

-I love it. -Yeah, me too.

Oh, that's me.

♪ We can live forever ♪

This song sucks so bad.

Dude, it's like pharmacy music.

Weldon, help me!

Jesus Christ.

One second!

What are you doing?

I have to P and P.

What?

-Pee and poop? -You guys need a lift?

-Yes. -Uh, no. We're...

We're-We're fine, but do you think you could get him into the school, though?

Uh, they just set the alarm, but totally, you know, I...

I'm happy to give you a lift wherever you need to go.

-Oh, thank you. -No, it's so fine.

My brother is, like, a minute away.

Oh, my God! Bobby.

Since when do you talk like you're in a yogurt commercial?

-Are we good? -Yeah, are we good?

Well... there, uh, you know...

There was the class camping trip,

that time we kissed, uh... hooked up at... by the lake,

which... happened...

Mm-hmm.

Um, I don't know, I just feel like...

I feel like after that, I didn't really know what you wanted,

if you wanted anything else.

Or if I... Like, if I did something wrong.

I mean, I went over to your house the next day to hang out

and you had your mom say that you weren't home.

You came over to my hou...?

I had... My... I didn't... I didn't tell her.

Okay.

I didn't tell her to say that. I had no idea...

about that.

Is that why you ghosted me?

-Well... -It's totally cool, man. It's so fine.

-Look, I'm... -It's behind us.

Weldon, we can still see you.

Hi.

Ms. Cooke!

It's so nice to see you. How's your house?

My house is fine.

Alright.

Mallory, do you need a ride? Is this...

It's good. My-My brother's on his way.

Are you sure?

-Yeah. Thank... -It's very cold.

-I'm fine. Thank you. -'Kay. Good to see ya.

Ugh, I mean, that's nice.

He's facing right towards the elementary school.

So, this is weird,

but Mallory told me that one time she came over,

and even though I was home, you said that I, I wasn't home.

I don't remember that. Why would I do that?

Did we talk to Mr. Brewster

about laying the groundwork for Lewis and Clark?

I also asked him about Berkeley, which is in California.

You really wanna go all the way down there?

You know, Berkeley's really not interesting anymore.

You got a lot of steps in today.

Cool.

You okay?

Uh...

I have to grab a book and then head to Vogel's.

Hey, Mom.

Uh...

It's Vogel's.

He's seeing this new girl, and she's older.

And it's like they're trying a lot of new things,

and, I mean, he's really stressed about it.

We don't do this. Why are we doing this?

Do you know how many kids come into my office freaked out

because they've had sex with some random person?

Mom, Chloe isn't just a random person, okay?

Do you think you could have sex with her with the lights on?

-What? -Does she know you?

Like, actually?

The meaning I'm making out of you asking me that, Mom, is...

Oh, let's not do the therapy speak, please.

Well, that's how the guidance counselor tells us to do conflict.

Mrs. Minard is the most unhappy woman

-that I know. -Do you think you're happy?

Yes. What?

Do you think people know you? Like, you...

You barely even told anyone when your dad died last summer.

And then I hear you up at two in the morning,

in the basement, doing jumping jacks, listening to Joni Mitchell.

-I... -It's weird!

I'm your parent.

Okay.

So, right now we're talking about you.

Because you're being reckless...

and that makes me angry.

You don't seem angry.

You seem really scared of losing total fucking control over me.

-And I don't know what it is... -Wow.

Wow!

Have a wonderful time!

Mom?

Oh, my God.

Jesus fucking Christ!

They said I was out for about a week.

Mom?

Oh, thank God, your mom's been working me around the clock.

-. What's up? -Hi!

-Hey. -What's up, man?

Are you okay? How are you feeling?

Um, so good.

As good as you look, huh?

How do I look?

I'm glad you good, though, man, for real.

This is all my fault.

No.

Do you know where Mom...

-She'll be back in a second. -Alright.

Is he okay?

Oh, my God.

-Here's your mom. -Oh, my God, oh, my God.

Hi, sweetheart. Hi.

Hi.

It wasn't, um... Wh...

It was not my mom.

Um... what's...

What's...? You okay, sweetheart?

What's going on? What...

-What's happening? Do you need water? -Um, what's... What is...

-What's in this? What's... -Medicine?

Saline and electrolytes and dextromorphine?

Dextrose.

God. "Dextrose."

That nurse is so mean.

-She took my juice. -You okay, honey?

Do the song.

Oh, yeah. Um, so I... I kinda had this idea

that I would play this song for you, uh, when you woke up

and it would be, like, beautiful or whatever, so...

It's too much.

Sweetheart.

Let's get you home.

It might be a little too loud, guys.

-Yeah, I can turn it down. -Turn it down. Yeah.

Turn here! Here.

Do you have my phone?

No, they never found it.

I've... I've been so sad

about the conversation that we had before this happened.

I'm sorry.

-Carry that. -Yeah, I got it.

If you can carry that one in, I think I can...

Yeah, I can grab... I'll grab the bag too.

Sonny? Hey, honey!

Um...

What's wrong?

Are you gonna throw up?

No, I'm just... I, uh...

My...

My mom looked like...

She seems different, right?

Yeah, she's been much nicer to me. I...

I-I think we're, like, friends.

She's been swearing around me,

which is sick.

Chloe? Do you know where Sonny's aftercare instructions are?

Yeah. One sec!

-I'll be right back, okay? -Okay, yeah, yeah.

Got all your cards for you. When did you get so many friends?

-You okay? -No, man, I...

My mom...

My mom looks different, right?

Yeah, she looks like shit.

No! Like, she... Her face looks different.

Like, she looks like a different fucking person.

What? Yo, dude, yeah. Dugga, you're high, okay?

And you-you got a head injury, so just...

I don't. I don't have a concussion. I'm like...

-They cleared me of that shit. -Okay, look.

Remember when I got slide-tackled at the Morrisville game?

-Yeah. -And I was on, like, hell a pain meds?

-Yeah. -Man, I walked past the taco shop

with the burrito statue out front.

Dude, I literally called my dad crying

because I thought I shrunk.

Dude, this is not like that. At all.

Okay, okay, bro, I... I, I think it's good, okay?

Just chill, man.

What the fuck is that? Is that...?

Oh, uh, that's from, uh...

That's from Mr. Highlander's head.

We're still doing the waltz, right?

Look, Dugga...

you've got a concussion, alright?

Wear a diaper tonight.

You don't want that shit running all down your leg.

Okay?

This is the Russell family.

Please leave a message.

Hi, this is Sonny Cooke here.

I'm calling for Mallory.

Um, I'm-I'm sorry if this is a little weird,

but something is happening,

and you, you know my mom from way back and... and...

you... you always just, you know, tell me what you actually think,

so, I'm just gonna...

I'll try and catch up with you at-at school tomorrow, and-and...

You're up late.

Sorry, I just wanna...

Uh, sorry,

I don't have my phone, you know.

It's okay.

I was realizing, we have to put the ointment on your cuts.

Oh, I'm good. I-I'm just... I'm gonna do it tomorrow, I'm just...

No, we have to do it tonight.

It'll get infected.

Let's start with the big one, okay?

I'm really worried about you going to school tomorrow.

The doctor said you should rest, and...

I don't wanna just be around here all day,

you know, doing nothing, so...

You get that from me.

So, when you went back to school,

anyone else notice anything different about her?

No one. No.

-You got it? You okay? -I'm fine.

-Bro, you're awake?! -Sonny's here? He's okay?

-Oh, my God, it's Sonny! -He's back.

Sonny, welcome back, dude!

-Hey, are you alright? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I got a dog...

Hey, Sonny! Hey, man, how's it going?

-Ow! -Oh, sorry! Sorry, man.

-Don't worry, man. Don't worry. -How-How's it going?

-You feeling better? -I'm great, great.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Thank you. Okay. Great job. Great.

Everything just felt... off.

Sonny! Your, uh...

But, I mean, I think I played it cool,

so nobody would suspect anything.

Sonny? Uh, did you need your...

Um, Ethan, do you know Mallory? Mallory Russell?

Yeah, if I catch her parking in the faculty lot again,

she's suspended.

Do you know where I could find her?

Cafeteria.

-Thank you. Thanks. -No! No, gym. Gym.

Och, Sonny boy! Fancy a waltz?

-Oop. We need to practice, man... -I can't, man. I can't!

You getting cold feet on me?

-Hi! -Hi.

Paul needs my Costco card, so he can buy snacks for the dance tonight.

-Okay. -Oh, my God.

-Do you know how much these things cost? -No!

-Sorry, I've got it. -Are you okay?

Costco card. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it.

I got it right here.

I don't have it.

Sonny? It's right there.

-I'm chill. -You're chill?

Sonny?

Sonny!

Sonny!

Please, please. Please be quiet, please.

They're different.

Sonny? Sonny?

Can you open the door?

There's a good part coming up.

When?

Wait, is that Sonny?

Jesus.

Oh, my God.

Hey, guys!

Hey, guys, can I get a ride?

What are you doing?

Dude, Weldon, what?

It's already garbage.

Shit. It's Judas.

Weldon, you drive.

Hey, guys! Guys, stop!

-Weldon, go! -We're in a school zone.

Go! Just go!

No. Arrive alive.

-Guys... -Oh, my God, Sonny!

Weldon, pull over, he's freaking out.

Okay. Just breathe.

Like, focus on something.

Sonny, look at me.

Breathe.

Look at me.

-Look at me. -Take this.

-Take this. -What?

Breathe.

Deep breaths.

Sorry, guys.

It's okay.

So, y-you think that your mom has been swapped out

with a different woman?

Yes. Yes, that is what I think.

I mean... Avril Lavigne.

-No! -What?

Avril Lavigne died in a boat accident.

Mm-mm.

Her record label wants to keep making money off her,

so they hid her death and replaced her with a lookalike named Melissa,

who has a clubfoot.

-You're an idiot. -Okay, guys,

if I found more pictures in here that look like that,

-would that change your mind? -No.

I mean, everyone has photos of themselves

that don't look anything like them.

See?

That looks like you.

Yeah, it definitely does.

Fuck, that's it.

So, that's not what she always looked like?

That's exactly how I remember her.

What are you thinking?

That I'm going completely fucking insane.

Mom?

Mom!

-Yo, Vogel. -Dude, where you been?

Have you seen my mom, bro? Have you seen my mom?

Bro, I've been in this costume for, like, over an hour, what is going on?

Dude, I gotta get in there, man. I'm sorry, I don't have time for this.

Dude, chill out. What is going on?

Dude, I already told you what's going on, man.

-Okay, tell me again. -You don't listen to me, man.

-Get out of here. -Ow!

Yo, Dugga, wait up.

Sonny!

-Bro, just wait a second. -Back off, man!

Sonny!

-Hey. -Honey... are you okay?

I don't know what to do without you.

So... if that's not your mom, where do you think she is?

That's why I'm here.

I know she's out there.

♪ Come with me, I won't hide ♪

♪ We're going on a ride ♪

♪ We'll meet each day, use time to see ♪

♪ While we're young ♪

♪ And almost free ♪

♪ I've got to lose this skin I'm imprisoned in ♪

♪ Gotta lose this skin I'm imprisoned in ♪

♪ Do not turn or hate to see ♪

♪ All the things you think we've got ♪

♪ Do not turn or hate to see ♪

♪ What happened to ♪

♪ The wife of Lot ♪

♪ I've got to lose this skin I'm imprisoned in ♪

♪ Gotta lose this skin I'm imprisoned in ♪

Sew faster.

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