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Kris jenner here.
Are you guys sitting comfortably
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are you guys sitting comfortably
at home?
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At home?
Good, 'cause I want to read you
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good, 'cause I want to read you
guys an amazing story.
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Guys an amazing story.
Volume 18 of the great book of
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volume 18 of the great book of kardashian-jenner tales.
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Kardashian-jenner tales.
"once upon a time in a magical
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"once upon a time in a magical
kingdom of glitter and glamour,
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kingdom of glitter and glamour,
there lived a powerful queen who
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there lived a powerful queen who
gave birth to five princesses."
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gave birth to five princesses."
(laughter)
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(laughter)
(humming)
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(humming)
"each with their own gifts and
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"each with their own gifts and
passions, from health..."
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passions, from health..."
>> kourtney: One hug should be
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>> kourtney: One hug should be
20 seconds for the oxytocin to
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20 seconds for the oxytocin to
kick in.
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Kick in.
>> khloe: "...To beauty..."
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>> khloe: "...To beauty..."
>> kylie: This is gonna be so
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>> kylie: This is gonna be so
big for kylie cosmetics.
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Big for kylie cosmetics.
>> khloe: "...To justice..."
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>> khloe: "...To justice..."
>> kim: I know in their hearts,
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>> kim: I know in their hearts,
they would not want to execute
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they would not want to execute
an innocent person.
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An innocent person.
>> khloe: "...To adventure..."
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>> khloe: "...To adventure..."
(scott screams)
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(scott screams)
"...To humor."
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"...To humor."
we have to talk about our next
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we have to talk about our next
prank.
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Prank.
I'm thinking I dress up like my
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I'm thinking I dress up like my
mom.
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Mom.
(scott laughs)
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(scott laughs)
>> tracy: Tmz got very
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>> tracy: Tmz got very
unflattering photos of you.
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Unflattering photos of you.
>> kris: Where?
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>> kris: Where?
Tracy, where?
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Tracy, where?
>> khloe: "but as their kingdom
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>> khloe: "but as their kingdom
grew stronger, so, too, did the
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grew stronger, so, too, did the
burdens that came with it."
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burdens that came with it."
>> kim: This is so insane.
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>> kim: This is so insane.
>> kourtney: I don't like being
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>> kourtney: I don't like being
a celebrity.
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A celebrity.
>> kris: Kylie can't come, and
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>> kris: Kylie can't come, and
they're gonna take her to the
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they're gonna take her to the
hospital.
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Hospital.
>> khloe: "the relationships
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>> khloe: "the relationships
were tested every step of the
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were tested every step of the
way."
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way."
>> kris: If you need somebody to
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>> kris: If you need somebody to
talk to, we should sit down,
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talk to, we should sit down,
because I just feel really bad.
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Because I just feel really bad.
>> kourtney: I just can't do it
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>> kourtney: I just can't do it
anymore.
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Anymore.
>> kylie: I'm gonna do my
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>> kylie: I'm gonna do my
christmas morning at my house.
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Christmas morning at my house.
>> kendall: But don't you think
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>> kendall: But don't you think
it's nice for the kids to do it
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it's nice for the kids to do it
together?
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Together?
>> kylie: Santa visits our
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>> kylie: Santa visits our
house.
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House.
That's what it's gonna be.
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That's what it's gonna be.
>> kris: Come on, tristan.
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>> kris: Come on, tristan.
>> tristan: Am I invited?
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>> tristan: Am I invited?
>> kris: Of course you're
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>> kris: Of course you're
invited.
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Invited.
>> khloe: It's not even been a
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>> khloe: It's not even been a
year. We need space.
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Year. We need space.
This is not good.
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This is not good.
>> kourtney: You're such a
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>> kourtney: You're such a
bitch.
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Bitch.
>> khloe: You don't think you're
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>> khloe: You don't think you're
a bitch just 'cause you cry?
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A bitch just 'cause you cry?
>> kourtney: I will (bleep) you
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>> kourtney: I will (bleep) you
up, you literal (bleep).
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Up, you literal (bleep).
>> khloe: Stop, you two.
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>> khloe: Stop, you two.
Kourtney!
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Kourtney!
>> khloe: Oh, you want to know
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>> khloe: Oh, you want to know
what happens next?
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What happens next?
Well, honey, you got to stay
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well, honey, you got to stay
tuned.
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Tuned.
>> malika: Khloe, I'm pregnant.
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>> malika: Khloe, I'm pregnant.
>> kris: Here's to 2020.
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>> kris: Here's to 2020.
Yeah, mamacita!
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Yeah, mamacita!
>> kim: Just get the (bleep) out
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>> kim: Just get the (bleep) out
of here.
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Of here.
I don't even want to see your
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I don't even want to see your
(bleep) face.
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(bleep) face.
>> kourtney: I don't want to be
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>> kourtney: I don't want to be
near your fat ass, okay?
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Near your fat ass, okay?
>> kim: Then go.
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>> kim: Then go.
>> kourtney: Shut the (bleep)
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>> kourtney: Shut the (bleep)
up.
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Up.
>> khloe: Matthew, I need more!
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>> khloe: Matthew, I need more!
(sighs)
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(sighs)
♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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>> man: Here we go, guys.
Ready to go in?
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Ready to go in?
>> kim: We just had a break, and
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>> kim: We just had a break, and
khloe and I took an amazing
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khloe and I took an amazing
vacation in the bahamas.
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Vacation in the bahamas.
Our girls are the same age.
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Our girls are the same age.
It's fun to go on vacation, and
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it's fun to go on vacation, and
her and I are vibing.
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Her and I are vibing.
Kourtney went to Italy.
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Kourtney went to Italy.
So we got to all kind of, like,
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so we got to all kind of, like,
branch out.
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Branch out.
And now it is fashion week in
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and now it is fashion week in
new york.
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New york.
It's gonna be a long day of
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it's gonna be a long day of
press.
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Press.
Lots of interviews.
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Lots of interviews.
Lots of madness.
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Lots of madness.
Lots of work.
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Lots of work.
>> newswoman: Millions want to
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>> newswoman: Millions want to
keep up with kim kardashian
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keep up with kim kardashian
west.
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West.
Today, she's launching her new
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today, she's launching her new
line of shapewear called skims.
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Line of shapewear called skims.
>> kim: I'm excited that skims
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>> kim: I'm excited that skims
is finally here to launch after
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is finally here to launch after
all of the name drama.
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All of the name drama.
They're saying that I'm
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they're saying that I'm
cultural-appropriating.
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Cultural-appropriating.
>> scott: Is there a possibility
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>> scott: Is there a possibility
you're gonna change the name?
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You're gonna change the name?
>> kim: I really feel good about
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>> kim: I really feel good about
it, and I'm ready to just move
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it, and I'm ready to just move
forward and have an amazing
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forward and have an amazing
launch.
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Launch.
I don't think I've ever been so
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I don't think I've ever been so
excited about a-a project, or so
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excited about a-a project, or so
confident about something.
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Confident about something.
Everyone needs shapewear, and
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everyone needs shapewear, and
I'm really proud of it.
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I'm really proud of it.
(reporters clamoring)
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(reporters clamoring)
♪ ♪
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thank you.
No, no, no.
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No, no, no.
I'm also here launching my kkw
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I'm also here launching my kkw
beauty collab with winnie
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beauty collab with winnie
harlow.
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Harlow.
And I love being in new
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and I love being in new
york and doing press.
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York and doing press.
It's always really fun.
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It's always really fun.
I was just thinking of you.
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I was just thinking of you.
Yeah, you look so pretty.
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Yeah, you look so pretty.
Thank you guys for coming.
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Do you have my phone?
(facetime ringing)
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thank you.
I get a phone call from tristan,
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I get a phone call from tristan,
of all people, and I'm like,
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of all people, and I'm like,
"I haven't talked to him in a
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"I haven't talked to him in a
long time."
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long time."
um, "what is he calling me for?
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Um, "what is he calling me for?
What drama's going on at home?"
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what drama's going on at home?"
hey.
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Hey.
>> tristan: Hey, are you in that
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>> tristan: Hey, are you in that
store across the street from me?
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Store across the street from me?
You're literally across from me.
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You're literally across from me.
>> kim: No, I just walked out.
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>> kim: No, I just walked out.
I was at the mercer.
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I was at the mercer.
>> tristan: Yeah. Oh!
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>> tristan: Yeah. Oh!
Okay, okay, yeah.
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Okay, okay, yeah.
I'm right-right there.
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I'm right-right there.
>> kim: I had no idea that
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>> kim: I had no idea that
tristan is even in new york, so
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tristan is even in new york, so
I'm so surprised to get his
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I'm so surprised to get his
call.
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Call.
You know, we're not feuding at
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you know, we're not feuding at
all anymore.
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All anymore.
We've totally gotten to a good
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we've totally gotten to a good
place, but we've just never been
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place, but we've just never been
the closest.
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The closest.
So I appreciate that he's
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so I appreciate that he's
reaching out, I just don't know
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reaching out, I just don't know
what to say.
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What to say.
I'm going to milos later, but
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I'm going to milos later, but
I'm filming with jonathan and
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I'm filming with jonathan and
simon and la la, so you probably
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simon and la la, so you probably
don't want to come.
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Don't want to come.
But I can... I can...
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But I can... I can...
>> tristan: Yeah, I'll hit you,
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>> tristan: Yeah, I'll hit you,
like, around 7:30.
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Like, around 7:30.
Even if I pop by to have a drink
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even if I pop by to have a drink
or something, I'll just do that.
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Or something, I'll just do that.
>> kim: Okay, cool.
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>> kim: Okay, cool.
Yeah, or come at the end for
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yeah, or come at the end for
dessert or whatever.
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Dessert or whatever.
>> tristan: Yeah, for sure.
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>> tristan: Yeah, for sure.
Okay.
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Okay.
>> kim: Okay, cool.
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>> kim: Okay, cool.
>> tristan: All right, then.
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>> tristan: All right, then.
>> kim: Okay, bye.
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>> kim: Okay, bye.
>> tristan: All right.
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>> tristan: All right.
>> kim: Khloe's gonna die.
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(khloe whoops)
hi, doll. What are you doing?
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Hi, doll. What are you doing?
>> khloe: Oh, just taking shots
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>> khloe: Oh, just taking shots
over here.
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Over here.
>> kim: Shots? For what?
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>> kim: Shots? For what?
>> khloe: My throat.
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>> khloe: My throat.
>> kim: Wait, so I was leaving
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>> kim: Wait, so I was leaving
the-the mercer hotel and then I
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the-the mercer hotel and then I
get a call on my cell phone from
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get a call on my cell phone from
tristan.
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Tristan.
And he was like, "oh, my god,
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and he was like, "oh, my god,
I'm right next door."
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I'm right next door."
>> khloe: Where? Oh, my god.
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>> khloe: Where? Oh, my god.
>> kim: Um... And he was like,
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>> kim: Um... And he was like,
"oh, I'm there," and he's like,
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"oh, I'm there," and he's like,
"what are you doing?" and I was
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"what are you doing?" and I was
like, "I'm gonna go have dinner
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like, "I'm gonna go have dinner
with my friends," so I was like,
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with my friends," so I was like,
"do you want to come?"
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"do you want to come?"
>> khloe: You invited him to
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>> khloe: You invited him to
dinner?
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Dinner?
(kim laughs)
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(kim laughs)
>> kim: Kind of, but I was just
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>> kim: Kind of, but I was just
like, "my god, what did I do?"
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like, "my god, what did I do?"
>> khloe: That's beyond generous
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>> khloe: That's beyond generous
of you.
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Of you.
>> kim: I don't think what
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>> kim: I don't think what
tristan did was obviously right,
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tristan did was obviously right,
like, I obviously, like, can't--
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like, I obviously, like, can't--
that's not my thing, and I
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that's not my thing, and I
brutalized him.
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Brutalized him.
I'm, like, done.
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I'm, like, done.
Done with him.
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Done with him.
I'm going to, like, spit on him.
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I'm going to, like, spit on him.
I also know that that's true's
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I also know that that's true's
dad, and mom cheated on dad, and
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dad, and mom cheated on dad, and
we-- you know what I mean?
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We-- you know what I mean?
And all of their friends, like,
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and all of their friends, like,
forgave mom.
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Forgave mom.
>> khloe: Right. No, I think
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>> khloe: Right. No, I think
what you're doing is a nice
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what you're doing is a nice
thing.
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Thing.
I think it's beyond generous of
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I think it's beyond generous of
you that you invited him.
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You that you invited him.
>> kim: I think forgiveness is,
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>> kim: I think forgiveness is,
like, the best way.
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Like, the best way.
>> khloe: Tristan and I are in a
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>> khloe: Tristan and I are in a
good place, like, when it comes
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good place, like, when it comes
to true, I have an open-door
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to true, I have an open-door
policy with tristan.
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Policy with tristan.
I choose to keep any personal
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I choose to keep any personal
feelings-- like, those are
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feelings-- like, those are
personal.
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Personal.
But this dinner sounds super
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but this dinner sounds super
awkward and I can't imagine what
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awkward and I can't imagine what
it's gonna be like.
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It's gonna be like.
I sort of wish I was there,
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I sort of wish I was there,
(chuckles): Just...
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(chuckles): Just...
But I would make it more
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but I would make it more
awkward, I know.
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Awkward, I know.
Oh, my god.
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Oh, my god.
>> kim: Um, okay, I'm gonna run
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>> kim: Um, okay, I'm gonna run
inside, 'cause I have to go
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inside, 'cause I have to go
shopping, but love you.
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Shopping, but love you.
>> khloe: Love you.
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>> khloe: Love you.
This was, like, a drive-by
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this was, like, a drive-by
gossip session, oh, my god.
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Gossip session, oh, my god.
♪ ♪
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(cheering)
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>> all: Hi.
>> kylie: Hi, everybody.
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>> kylie: Hi, everybody.
>> kris: Hi.
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>> kris: Hi.
>> kylie: Hi, everybody.
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>> kylie: Hi, everybody.
>> kris: How are you?
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>> kris: How are you?
>> kylie: Hey.
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>> kylie: Hey.
>> kris: Hey.
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>> kris: Hey.
>> kylie: This summer has been
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>> kylie: This summer has been
amazing.
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Amazing.
I celebrated my 22nd birthday on
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I celebrated my 22nd birthday on
a yacht trip around europe.
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A yacht trip around europe.
♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
it feels great to be 22.
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It feels great to be 22.
I feel like I'm 47, but 22 is
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I feel like I'm 47, but 22 is
amazing, um, and it's just, each
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amazing, um, and it's just, each
year it's only getting better.
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Year it's only getting better.
>> kris: So, I just got off the
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>> kris: So, I just got off the
phone with everybody on the
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phone with everybody on the
balmain team.
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Balmain team.
They're getting everything
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they're getting everything
organized, they're super
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organized, they're super
excited.
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Excited.
>> kylie: Nice. I can't wait.
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>> kylie: Nice. I can't wait.
>> kris: Yeah.
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>> kris: Yeah.
>> kylie: This is gonna be so
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>> kylie: This is gonna be so
big for kylie cosmetics.
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Big for kylie cosmetics.
>> kris: I know.
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>> kris: I know.
Kylie has decided to do a collab
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kylie has decided to do a collab
with balmain and olivier
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with balmain and olivier
rousteing.
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Rousteing.
>> kris: I think it's great that
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>> kris: I think it's great that
you get to be sort of the
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you get to be sort of the
creative director of doing the
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creative director of doing the
girls' makeup that are walking
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girls' makeup that are walking
in the show.
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In the show.
>> kylie: Mm-hmm.
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>> kylie: Mm-hmm.
>> kris: And I can't believe
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>> kris: And I can't believe
that you're gonna close the
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that you're gonna close the
show.
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Show.
>> kylie: I know.
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>> kylie: I know.
>> kris: Are you nervous?
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>> kris: Are you nervous?
>> kylie: Kinda.
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>> kylie: Kinda.
I think I need a little lesson
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I think I need a little lesson
from kendall.
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From kendall.
(laughs)
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(laughs)
for sure.
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For sure.
>> kris: Olivier has decided to
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>> kris: Olivier has decided to
incorporate the palettes and the
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incorporate the palettes and the
lipsticks that he's putting on
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lipsticks that he's putting on
the models, and that's really
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the models, and that's really
never been done before.
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Never been done before.
And he's also invited kylie to
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and he's also invited kylie to
walk and close the show in
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walk and close the show in
paris, which is huge.
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Paris, which is huge.
(kylie clicks tongue)
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(kylie clicks tongue)
okay, I love you.
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Okay, I love you.
>> kylie: Love you.
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>> kylie: Love you.
>> kris: I'm gonna go back to
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>> kris: I'm gonna go back to
work, and I'll text you if I
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work, and I'll text you if I
have any more questions, okay?
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Have any more questions, okay?
>> kylie: All righty.
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>> kylie: All righty.
>> kris: All right. I love you.
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>> kris: All right. I love you.
>> kylie: Love you.
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>> kylie: Love you.
>> kris: Why do you have a
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>> kris: Why do you have a
dolphin in your office?
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Dolphin in your office?
>> kylie: It's a jeff koons.
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>> kylie: It's a jeff koons.
(kris laughs)
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(kris laughs)
♪ ♪
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>> khloe: Andrew, be careful
with that long piece of hair.
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With that long piece of hair.
>> andrew: That's her real hair.
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>> andrew: That's her real hair.
>> kourtney: Oh, how long is it
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>> kourtney: Oh, how long is it
now?
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Now?
>> andrew: That length.
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>> andrew: That length.
>> kourtney: It is my first day
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>> kourtney: It is my first day
back to work, back to filming
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back to work, back to filming
after my summer vacation.
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After my summer vacation.
I took my kids to Italy for a
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I took my kids to Italy for a
month.
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Month.
And, actually, kendall met me in
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and, actually, kendall met me in
Italy.
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Italy.
And then we went to idaho for a
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and then we went to idaho for a
week.
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Week.
>> lauren: Hey, kourt, can we go
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>> lauren: Hey, kourt, can we go
over your schedule for today?
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Over your schedule for today?
>> kourtney: Mm-hmm.
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>> kourtney: Mm-hmm.
>> lauren: So, you know you have
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>> lauren: So, you know you have
the arch digest shoot.
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The arch digest shoot.
And then I'll prep you for that
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and then I'll prep you for that
when you're done with glam.
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When you're done with glam.
We need some poosh approvals
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we need some poosh approvals
today.
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Today.
Klean kan wants to confirm
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klean kan wants to confirm
whether or not you're coming.
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Whether or not you're coming.
And then you have a call with
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and then you have a call with
your attorney at 4:00.
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Your attorney at 4:00.
>> kourtney: I'm also not only
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>> kourtney: I'm also not only
shooting for our show today, but
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shooting for our show today, but
I'm also shooting architectural
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I'm also shooting architecturaldigest for my home, so I'm just
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digest for my home, so I'm just
being torn in a lot of different
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being torn in a lot of different
directions.
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Directions.
And after being off for a month,
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and after being off for a month,
like, it just gives me anxiety,
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like, it just gives me anxiety,
knowing that I'm going to be
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knowing that I'm going to be
having no real privacy.
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Having no real privacy.
There's probably gonna be 40
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there's probably gonna be 40
people in my house today.
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People in my house today.
(kourtney coughs)
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(kourtney coughs)
>> khloe: You okay?
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>> khloe: You okay?
>> kourtney: I was just choking.
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>> kourtney: I was just choking.
>> khloe: Oh, my gosh.
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>> khloe: Oh, my gosh.
>> kourtney: I feel like I hate
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>> kourtney: I feel like I hate
my hair.
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My hair.
It's so blah.
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It's so blah.
>> khloe: I really thought you
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>> khloe: I really thought you
were crying.
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Were crying.
>> kourtney: I'm just so (bleep)
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>> kourtney: I'm just so (bleep)
over glam.
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Over glam.
I honestly don't want to film.
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I honestly don't want to film.
(phone chimes)
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(phone chimes)
like, ever again. (chuckles)
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like, ever again. (chuckles)
>> khloe: Oh.
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>> khloe: Oh.
Okay.
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Okay.
I know last season there was a
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I know last season there was a
lot of speculation, and a lot of
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lot of speculation, and a lot of
back and forth of what
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back and forth of what
kourtney's gonna do.
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Kourtney's gonna do.
>> kris: The right decision
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>> kris: The right decision
about the show is to do it as
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about the show is to do it as
long as everybody's happy.
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Long as everybody's happy.
>> kourtney: What I'm saying is,
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>> kourtney: What I'm saying is,
I'm getting to the point where
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I'm getting to the point where
I'm not happy.
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I'm not happy.
>> khloe: She could have made
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>> khloe: She could have made
the decision to quit.
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The decision to quit.
She chose to not quit.
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She chose to not quit.
But she's here today exactly
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but she's here today exactly
where we left off.
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Where we left off.
It's affecting my mood that
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it's affecting my mood that
she's so miserable that we're
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she's so miserable that we're
here doing our job that she has
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here doing our job that she has
agreed to.
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Agreed to.
>> kourtney: I'm just, like, so
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>> kourtney: I'm just, like, so
over this.
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Over this.
I just, like, I literally don't
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I just, like, I literally don't
want to get glam.
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Want to get glam.
>> khloe: Okay. So don't glam.
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>> khloe: Okay. So don't glam.
>> kourtney: And this whole...
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>> kourtney: And this whole...
>> khloe: Or you won't film
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>> khloe: Or you won't film
without glam?
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Without glam?
>> kourtney: Oh, no, I'm not
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>> kourtney: Oh, no, I'm not
filming without glam.
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I know that I have a choice not
to film this season.
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To film this season.
And, you know, just, like,
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and, you know, just, like,
having that thought in my head
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having that thought in my head
that it is an option.
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That it is an option.
Just because everyone else in
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just because everyone else in
the family is doing it doesn't
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the family is doing it doesn't
mean that I don't have to if my
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mean that I don't have to if my
priorities are elsewhere.
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Priorities are elsewhere.
But I have, you know, made a
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but I have, you know, made a
couple changes of things that I
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couple changes of things that I
think would hopefully make me
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think would hopefully make me
happier, so I'm just going to
425
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:59,017
happier, so I'm just going to
start that way and, you know,
426
00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:01,086
start that way and, you know,
just really seeing how I feel.
427
00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:03,221
Just really seeing how I feel.
>> khloe: Do you get up, like,
428
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,656
>> khloe: Do you get up, like,
ten minutes before your day
429
00:12:04,658 --> 00:12:06,691
ten minutes before your day
begins and just, like, say a
430
00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:08,259
begins and just, like, say a
prayer of gratitude?
431
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:10,595
Prayer of gratitude?
>> kourtney: Sometimes.
432
00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:12,163
>> kourtney: Sometimes.
>> khloe: But if you set, like,
433
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:14,165
>> khloe: But if you set, like,
whatever time-- five minutes,
434
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,200
whatever time-- five minutes,
whatever.
435
00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:16,101
Whatever.
Lay in bed; you don't have to,
436
00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:17,102
lay in bed; you don't have to,
like, just get up, and just say
437
00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:19,738
like, just get up, and just say
a prayer from appreciation.
438
00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:21,239
A prayer from appreciation.
It changes how you start and,
439
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:25,009
it changes how you start and,
hopefully, continue your day.
440
00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:26,244
Hopefully, continue your day.
>> kourtney: He even asked me...
441
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,612
>> kourtney: He even asked me...
Oh.
442
00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:30,749
Oh.
>> khloe: Well, that was my tip
443
00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:31,583
>> khloe: Well, that was my tip
for the day.
444
00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:32,217
For the day.
Hopefully the crew will take it
445
00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:34,552
hopefully the crew will take it
then, since you're not
446
00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:35,520
then, since you're not
listening.
447
00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:38,056
Listening.
>> kourtney (sighs): I just have
448
00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:40,759
>> kourtney (sighs): I just have
so much to do.
449
00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:42,494
So much to do.
♪ ♪
450
00:12:49,368 --> 00:12:52,103
>> jonathan: Hi. Hi, how are
you?
451
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,037
You?
>> simon: Hi.
452
00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:53,772
>> simon: Hi.
>> jonathan: Hi.
453
00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:55,306
>> jonathan: Hi.
What's going on?
454
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,441
What's going on?
>> la la: Hi, guys.
455
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:57,709
>> la la: Hi, guys.
>> kim: Hi.
456
00:12:57,711 --> 00:12:58,476
>> kim: Hi.
>> simon: Hey, love.
457
00:12:58,478 --> 00:12:59,244
>> simon: Hey, love.
>> la la: Hey.
458
00:12:59,246 --> 00:12:59,878
>> la la: Hey.
>> simon: Mwah!
459
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:00,411
>> simon: Mwah!
>> jonathan: How are you?
460
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:01,045
>> jonathan: How are you?
>> la la: You know I still gotta
461
00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:01,780
>> la la: You know I still gotta
do the us weekly parties and
462
00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:03,214
do the us weekly parties and
stuff.
463
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:03,715
Stuff.
>> jonathan: Oh, do you?
464
00:13:03,717 --> 00:13:04,616
>> jonathan: Oh, do you?
Good for you.
465
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:05,383
Good for you.
>> la la: Yeah.
466
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:06,217
>> la la: Yeah.
>> jonathan: You went?
467
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:06,751
>> jonathan: You went?
Good for you.
468
00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:07,619
Good for you.
>> la la: I'm the most stylish
469
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:08,453
>> la la: I'm the most stylish
new yorker.
470
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,487
New yorker.
(laughter)
471
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:10,488
(laughter)
>> kim: Well, I'm glad you're
472
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:11,389
>> kim: Well, I'm glad you're
here because I have to (bleep)
473
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:12,557
here because I have to (bleep)
tell you guys something.
474
00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:13,324
Tell you guys something.
>> la la: What?
475
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:13,925
>> la la: What?
>> kim: You're all gonna kill
476
00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:14,793
>> kim: You're all gonna kill
me.
477
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:18,062
Me.
>> la la: What?
478
00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:19,130
>> la la: What?
>> kim: So I have someone
479
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,465
>> kim: So I have someone
joining us for dinner.
480
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,100
Joining us for dinner.
>> la la: Don't start with your
481
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:23,168
>> la la: Don't start with your
bull(bleep). What?
482
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:26,471
Bull(bleep). What?
>> kim: You guys are gonna die.
483
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,573
>> kim: You guys are gonna die.
So, tristan is joining us for
484
00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,608
so, tristan is joining us for
dinner. (laughs)
485
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:31,509
dinner. (laughs)
>> jonathan: Are you joking?
486
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:32,076
>> jonathan: Are you joking?
>> kim: No, no, no, I'm dead
487
00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:33,077
>> kim: No, no, no, I'm dead
serious.
488
00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:33,778
Serious.
>> jonathan: Stop.
489
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:34,746
>> jonathan: Stop.
>> kim: Tristan is true's dad.
490
00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:36,014
>> kim: Tristan is true's dad.
>> jonathan: Right.
491
00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:37,615
>> jonathan: Right.
>> kim: So regardless of
492
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,184
>> kim: So regardless of
whatever, he's connected for
493
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:40,185
whatever, he's connected for
life, we can't change that.
494
00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:41,152
Life, we can't change that.
>> jonathan: Right.
495
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,086
>> jonathan: Right.
>> winnie: Hi.
496
00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:42,687
>> winnie: Hi.
>> la la: Hi.
497
00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:43,755
>> la la: Hi.
>> kim: I need to fill you in on
498
00:13:43,757 --> 00:13:45,290
>> kim: I need to fill you in on
something so you're not weirded
499
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:46,157
something so you're not weirded
out.
500
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:46,825
Out.
>> winnie: Yeah?
501
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:48,493
>> winnie: Yeah?
>> kim: So, tristan... Khloe's
502
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:51,429
>> kim: So, tristan... Khloe's
baby daddy, is stopping by.
503
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:52,063
Baby daddy, is stopping by.
>> winnie: I'll just keep my
504
00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:53,131
>> winnie: I'll just keep my
mouth shut.
505
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:53,832
Mouth shut.
>> kim: Yeah.
506
00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:54,799
>> kim: Yeah.
(laughter)
507
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:55,834
(laughter)
>> kim: I don't really know what
508
00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:57,101
>> kim: I don't really know what
my friends are gonna think, but
509
00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:58,436
my friends are gonna think, but
I just hope that the dinner goes
510
00:13:58,438 --> 00:13:59,537
I just hope that the dinner goes
okay and we at least have
511
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,673
okay and we at least have
something to talk about.
512
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,712
>> kendall: So why am I here
without makeup on?
513
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:08,680
Without makeup on?
>> kylie: I need to create a
514
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,281
>> kylie: I need to create a
look for the models.
515
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,217
Look for the models.
I've never creative-directed,
516
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:14,519
I've never creative-directed,
so this is gonna be interesting.
517
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:15,620
So this is gonna be interesting.
You know what's really fun?
518
00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:17,689
You know what's really fun?
Oh, hi.
519
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,691
Oh, hi.
>> kendall: Wow. Gorgeous.
520
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,359
>> kendall: Wow. Gorgeous.
>> khloe: You've become a
521
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,694
>> khloe: You've become a
different person, not in the
522
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:25,129
different person, not in the
best way in some areas.
523
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:26,231
Best way in some areas.
>> kourtney: For the last maybe
524
00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:27,665
>> kourtney: For the last maybe
three years, it's just been kim
525
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,133
three years, it's just been kim
and khloe against me.
526
00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:29,734
And khloe against me.
>> kim: Don't (bleep) with me,
527
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:30,635
>> kim: Don't (bleep) with me,
I swear to...
528
00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:31,502
I swear to...
>> kourtney: Do it already.
529
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:32,403
>> kourtney: Do it already.
>> kim: Don't (bleep) use your
530
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:33,304
>> kim: Don't (bleep) use your
nails...
531
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:34,172
Nails...
>> khloe: Okay, stop.
532
00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:36,507
>> khloe: Okay, stop.
Okay, stop, you two.
533
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:37,709
Okay, stop, you two.
>> kim: How (bleep) old are you?
534
00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:41,412
♪ ♪
>> tristan: What's up, what's
535
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:42,380
>> tristan: What's up, what's
up, what up, what up?
536
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:42,947
Up, what up, what up?
>> simon: Hey, how are you?
537
00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:43,815
>> simon: Hey, how are you?
It's good to see you.
538
00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:44,616
It's good to see you.
>> tristan: Good to see you
539
00:14:44,618 --> 00:14:45,383
>> tristan: Good to see you
again.
540
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:45,917
Again.
>> simon: What's going on?
541
00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:46,517
>> simon: What's going on?
>> tristan: What's up, what's
542
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:47,518
>> tristan: What's up, what's
up?
543
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:48,086
Up?
What's up, brother, how you
544
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:48,786
what's up, brother, how you
doing?
545
00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:49,387
Doing?
>> jonathan: What's going on?
546
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,455
>> jonathan: What's going on?
>> kim: How are you?
547
00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:51,022
>> kim: How are you?
>> tristan: What up? How are
548
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:51,656
>> tristan: What up? How are
you?
549
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:52,257
You?
>> kim: Jamaica in the house.
550
00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:52,724
>> kim: Jamaica in the house.
Yeah, I forgot, she's
551
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:53,892
yeah, I forgot, she's
jamaican-canadian as well.
552
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:55,460
Jamaican-canadian as well.
>> tristan: Yeah, I got a little
553
00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:56,828
>> tristan: Yeah, I got a little
patois, so...
554
00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:57,629
Patois, so...
>> jonathan: Oh...
555
00:14:57,631 --> 00:14:59,297
>> jonathan: Oh...
(all talking at once)
556
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:00,398
(all talking at once)
>> kim: But wait, what's patois?
557
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:00,999
>> kim: But wait, what's patois?
>> tristan: It's like a broken
558
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:01,866
>> tristan: It's like a broken
english.
559
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:02,867
English.
Yeah, broken english, yeah.
560
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:03,468
Yeah, broken english, yeah.
>> winnie: Honestly, we would
561
00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:03,868
>> winnie: Honestly, we would
never understand.
562
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:04,802
Never understand.
It's very difficult to
563
00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:05,637
it's very difficult to
understand.
564
00:15:05,639 --> 00:15:06,237
Understand.
>> jonathan: Just be like, "I
565
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,039
>> jonathan: Just be like, "I
can't wait for the seared tuna,
566
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,474
can't wait for the seared tuna,
and I'm gonna eat so much
567
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:10,475
and I'm gonna eat so much
today."
568
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:10,975
today."
it's hard?
569
00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:11,910
It's hard?
>> winnie: Ciara does this to me
570
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,011
>> winnie: Ciara does this to me
all the time.
571
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,379
All the time.
She puts me on the spot.
572
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:15,647
She puts me on the spot.
>> kim: Say something.
573
00:15:15,649 --> 00:15:19,817
>> kim: Say something.
(winnie speaking in patois)
574
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:20,985
(winnie speaking in patois)
>> winnie: When it come, I go
575
00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:22,420
>> winnie: When it come, I go
nyam it down.
576
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,388
Nyam it down.
>> la la: Did you say
577
00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:24,055
>> la la: Did you say
"num it down?"
578
00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:24,656
"num it down?"
>> tristan: Nyam it down, nyam
579
00:15:24,658 --> 00:15:25,823
>> tristan: Nyam it down, nyam
it down.
580
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:26,758
It down.
Means "I'm gonna eat it."
581
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:27,392
means "I'm gonna eat it."
but you're from, you're from new
582
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:27,926
but you're from, you're from new
york, though, so you know.
583
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:28,927
York, though, so you know.
>> kim: I thought she said
584
00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:29,928
>> kim: I thought she said
"mcdonald's."
585
00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:30,929
"mcdonald's."
(laughter)
586
00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:34,399
(laughter)
>> la la: Mcdonald's?!
587
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:35,700
>> la la: Mcdonald's?!
>> jonathan: Oh, (bleep).
588
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:36,668
>> jonathan: Oh, (bleep).
>> kim: The fact that he showed
589
00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:38,670
>> kim: The fact that he showed
up alone, I thought, was just
590
00:15:38,672 --> 00:15:41,039
up alone, I thought, was just
such a cool, like...
591
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:44,575
Such a cool, like...
Tristan's growing up.
592
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,110
Tristan's growing up.
Yay.
593
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,079
Yay.
Oh, my god, so at the... At the
594
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,681
oh, my god, so at the... At the
little, like, class that kanye's
595
00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:51,716
little, like, class that kanye's
having for the kids, he had
596
00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:55,520
having for the kids, he had
reptile day.
597
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:56,754
Reptile day.
Look at that happy kid.
598
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,690
Look at that happy kid.
She's looking at him crazy.
599
00:15:58,692 --> 00:15:59,757
She's looking at him crazy.
>> tristan: See, I can't wait
600
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,025
>> tristan: See, I can't wait
for that with true.
601
00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:01,693
For that with true.
Having those full
602
00:16:01,695 --> 00:16:02,527
having those full
conversations...
603
00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:03,428
Conversations...
>> kim: Look at that.
604
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:04,796
>> kim: Look at that.
>> tristan: Oh, wow, that's...
605
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:05,964
>> tristan: Oh, wow, that's...
>> kim: So, tristan and I used
606
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,598
>> kim: So, tristan and I used
to really not get along.
607
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,702
To really not get along.
Things happen in families.
608
00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:11,936
Things happen in families.
>> la la: People know that...
609
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:13,104
>> la la: People know that...
People know that...
610
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:15,039
People know that...
People know you guys.
611
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,708
People know you guys.
Look at-- she's like, "I-I-I-I
612
00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:18,576
look at-- she's like, "I-I-I-I
feel like I know that."
613
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:19,544
feel like I know that."
>> tristan: Or, like, hey,
614
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,479
>> tristan: Or, like, hey,
we're-we're-we're pop culture.
615
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:22,447
We're-we're-we're pop culture.
>> kim: I know, I know.
616
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:23,648
>> kim: I know, I know.
But, so...
617
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:24,916
But, so...
>> tristan: But now we're great
618
00:16:24,918 --> 00:16:25,717
>> tristan: But now we're great
now, really, aren't we?
619
00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:26,384
Now, really, aren't we?
>> kim: Yes, yes.
620
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:27,018
>> kim: Yes, yes.
>> tristan: Yes, yes, we're in a
621
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:27,318
>> tristan: Yes, yes, we're in a
great place.
622
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:27,919
Great place.
>> kim: Khlo-- I told khloe I
623
00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:28,386
>> kim: Khlo-- I told khloe I
invited you to dinner.
624
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:28,953
Invited you to dinner.
>> tristan: I actually told
625
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:29,387
>> tristan: I actually told
khloe I was going...
626
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:30,054
Khloe I was going...
I was like, "you cool with me
627
00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:31,889
I was like, "you cool with me
going to dinner?"
628
00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:32,757
going to dinner?"
so we both did the same thing.
629
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:33,391
So we both did the same thing.
>> kim: She was, like, shocked.
630
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:35,426
>> kim: She was, like, shocked.
Dinner was amazing.
631
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:36,461
Dinner was amazing.
No one was awkward.
632
00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:37,795
No one was awkward.
We all had a good time.
633
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:38,930
We all had a good time.
We all were laughing and
634
00:16:38,932 --> 00:16:39,998
we all were laughing and
talking, and I could be myself
635
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,766
talking, and I could be myself
with my friends.
636
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:42,767
With my friends.
He was himself.
637
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:43,735
He was himself.
I think everyone just, like,
638
00:16:43,737 --> 00:16:45,103
I think everyone just, like,
walked away like, "wow, like,
639
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:48,573
walked away like, "wow, like,
he's really a nice person."
640
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,341
he's really a nice person."
♪ ♪
641
00:16:58,050 --> 00:17:02,620
(phone rings)
>> kim: Hey.
642
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,422
>> kim: Hey.
>> khloe: Hey-ya.
643
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:05,590
>> khloe: Hey-ya.
>> la la: Hi.
644
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,592
>> la la: Hi.
>> jonathan: I know, I know.
645
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,027
>> jonathan: I know, I know.
>> khloe: Oh, my god, how was
646
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:09,961
>> khloe: Oh, my god, how was
it?
647
00:17:09,963 --> 00:17:11,095
It?
>> jonathan: It was special.
648
00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:12,830
>> jonathan: It was special.
>> kim: Here's jonathan's take.
649
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,632
>> kim: Here's jonathan's take.
>> jonathan: Um, I love tristan.
650
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,100
>> jonathan: Um, I love tristan.
I think he's great vibes.
651
00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:17,001
I think he's great vibes.
>> la la: Any guy that can come
652
00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:18,136
>> la la: Any guy that can come
by himself and sit amongst this
653
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,637
by himself and sit amongst this
group and just be...
654
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:20,772
Group and just be...
>> khloe: Oh, I was shocked...
655
00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:21,606
>> khloe: Oh, I was shocked...
>> la la: That's what I'm
656
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:22,473
>> la la: That's what I'm
saying-- like, most people
657
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:23,474
saying-- like, most people
wouldn't do that.
658
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:24,075
Wouldn't do that.
>> khloe: You're a real legend
659
00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:25,710
>> khloe: You're a real legend
for that, kim, and, honestly,
660
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:26,944
for that, kim, and, honestly,
you guys are all so cute, and
661
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:28,613
you guys are all so cute, and
I'm shocked he even wanted to
662
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:29,180
I'm shocked he even wanted to
go, but...
663
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:30,448
Go, but...
>> kim: And came solo.
664
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:31,783
>> kim: And came solo.
That was, like, such a big move.
665
00:17:31,785 --> 00:17:32,917
That was, like, such a big move.
He already texted me, "thank you
666
00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:33,951
he already texted me, "thank you
so much for dinner.
667
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:35,119
So much for dinner.
I had so much fun."
668
00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:35,686
I had so much fun."
>> khloe: Aw.
669
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:36,654
>> khloe: Aw.
>> simon: So we're seeing him
670
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:37,789
>> simon: So we're seeing him
for lunch.
671
00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:38,423
For lunch.
>> kim: Yeah.
672
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:39,657
>> kim: Yeah.
(laughter)
673
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,025
(laughter)
all right, I love you.
674
00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:41,893
All right, I love you.
>> la la: Love you!
675
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,561
>> la la: Love you!
>> jonathan/simon: Bye!
676
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:44,996
>> jonathan/simon: Bye!
>> kim: Bye.
677
00:17:44,998 --> 00:17:46,764
>> kim: Bye.
♪ ♪
678
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,872
>> khloe (with accent): You
look very cute.
679
00:17:59,711 --> 00:18:03,748
>> kourtney: I got the bill.
The revised bill for costa rica.
680
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:04,982
The revised bill for costa rica.
>> kim: I had a conversation
681
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:06,651
>> kim: I had a conversation
with scott and everyone, saying,
682
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:07,685
with scott and everyone, saying,
"this is my family trip, I'm
683
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,487
"this is my family trip, I'm
going on a family trip," and
684
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:10,822
going on a family trip," and
then everyone kept on saying, "I
685
00:18:10,824 --> 00:18:11,989
then everyone kept on saying, "I
want to come, I want to come."
686
00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:13,491
want to come, I want to come."
now I'm not gonna be stuck with
687
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:14,826
now I'm not gonna be stuck with
having to pay the plane tickets,
688
00:18:14,828 --> 00:18:16,260
having to pay the plane tickets,
'cause I have-- I probably could
689
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,829
'cause I have-- I probably could
find where scott said he would
690
00:18:17,831 --> 00:18:18,729
find where scott said he would
pay for security.
691
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:19,697
Pay for security.
>> kourtney: If I already paid
692
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:20,998
>> kourtney: If I already paid
for the flights, why am I the
693
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,733
for the flights, why am I the
only one being sent this other
694
00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:23,801
only one being sent this other
huge bill?
695
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:24,936
Huge bill?
>> kim: For north's birthday,
696
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,170
>> kim: For north's birthday,
she really wanted to take a
697
00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:27,572
she really wanted to take a
family trip to costa rica.
698
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:29,040
Family trip to costa rica.
(scott whoops)
699
00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:31,275
(scott whoops)
I got the plane and the house
700
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,211
I got the plane and the house
and organized this trip.
701
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:34,846
And organized this trip.
So I had our security, our
702
00:18:34,848 --> 00:18:36,247
so I had our security, our
family, friends, my trainer all
703
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:37,281
family, friends, my trainer all
on the plane with us.
704
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,850
On the plane with us.
Scott said he wanted to come,
705
00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:40,017
scott said he wanted to come,
and so, then, kourtney wanted to
706
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,752
and so, then, kourtney wanted to
come, so I kicked our security
707
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:43,054
come, so I kicked our security
off the flight and they were
708
00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:44,021
off the flight and they were
gonna fly commercial.
709
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:45,857
Gonna fly commercial.
And so, I asked if she would
710
00:18:45,859 --> 00:18:47,191
and so, I asked if she would
pay for their commercial flight
711
00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:48,559
pay for their commercial flight
since I'm already paying for our
712
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,194
since I'm already paying for our
flight and the house and
713
00:18:50,196 --> 00:18:51,028
flight and the house and
everything.
714
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:52,230
Everything.
>> kourtney: Why am I the only
715
00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:53,631
>> kourtney: Why am I the only
one getting sent the bill and
716
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,199
one getting sent the bill and
why isn't production chipping in
717
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:56,701
why isn't production chipping in
if we're using it for the show?
718
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:57,869
If we're using it for the show?
>> khloe: Why do you have to
719
00:18:57,871 --> 00:18:58,703
>> khloe: Why do you have to
have an attitude?
720
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:00,204
Have an attitude?
We can just talk with words.
721
00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:01,272
We can just talk with words.
>> kourtney: This is the times I
722
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,307
>> kourtney: This is the times I
get annoyed, is like, "why are
723
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:04,876
get annoyed, is like, "why are
you involving yourself?"
724
00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:05,977
you involving yourself?"
>> khloe: Because I only do when
725
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:06,978
>> khloe: Because I only do when
right is right, wrong is wrong.
726
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:07,712
Right is right, wrong is wrong.
>> kourtney: But why?
727
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:08,279
>> kourtney: But why?
No, it's not.
728
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:09,280
No, it's not.
It's not.
729
00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:10,648
It's not.
You don't know the whole story,
730
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:11,749
you don't know the whole story,
you don't know all the details,
731
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:12,783
you don't know all the details,
so don't involve yourself.
732
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:13,651
So don't involve yourself.
>> khloe: So talk about it
733
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,018
>> khloe: So talk about it
privately, then.
734
00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,052
Privately, then.
If I'm not allowed to be
735
00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:15,887
if I'm not allowed to be
involved, talk about it
736
00:19:15,889 --> 00:19:17,788
involved, talk about it
privately.
737
00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:18,823
Privately.
>> kourtney: It just has nothing
738
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,658
>> kourtney: It just has nothing
to do with khloe, and she jumps
739
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,027
to do with khloe, and she jumps
in and takes production's side
740
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:25,563
in and takes production's side
when she honestly knows none of
741
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:28,733
when she honestly knows none of
the details, which really
742
00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:30,735
the details, which really
bothers me, because first of
743
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,003
bothers me, because first of
all, I would have her back no
744
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:33,304
all, I would have her back no
matter what.
745
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:36,340
Matter what.
And if I didn't, I would say it
746
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:39,544
and if I didn't, I would say it
to her privately in a way that
747
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:40,845
to her privately in a way that
could be helpful.
748
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:44,182
Could be helpful.
And so it made me feel, really,
749
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:45,683
and so it made me feel, really,
like, more than ever, that she
750
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,084
like, more than ever, that she
really just doesn't have my
751
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:48,753
really just doesn't have my
back.
752
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:49,921
Back.
It's not that you're siding with
753
00:19:49,923 --> 00:19:51,189
it's not that you're siding with
kim, it's that you're siding
754
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:52,256
kim, it's that you're siding
with production when this
755
00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:53,591
with production when this
honestly has nothing to do with
756
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:54,625
honestly has nothing to do with
you.
757
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:55,760
You.
>> khloe: Then don't talk about
758
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:57,495
>> khloe: Then don't talk about
it in front of me.
759
00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:04,669
>> kris: Hey. How are you?
Come on, tristan.
760
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:05,703
Come on, tristan.
>> tristan: Am I invited to eat?
761
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:06,237
>> tristan: Am I invited to eat?
>> kris: Of course you're
762
00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:07,004
>> kris: Of course you're
invited.
763
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:08,105
Invited.
>> kim: Tristan's my friend now.
764
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:09,340
>> kim: Tristan's my friend now.
Of course he's invited.
765
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:10,208
Of course he's invited.
>> khloe: I think sometimes
766
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,142
>> khloe: I think sometimes
people just assume, like,
767
00:20:11,144 --> 00:20:12,577
people just assume, like,
everything's good, but I just
768
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,111
everything's good, but I just
want to be asked, because this
769
00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:15,313
want to be asked, because this
is just a little uncomfortable
770
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,214
is just a little uncomfortable
for me.
771
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:19,350
For me.
>> kim: Cheers.
772
00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,351
>> kim: Cheers.
>> olivier: But pressure is on,
773
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:21,052
>> olivier: But pressure is on,
huh?
774
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,687
Huh?
>> kris: I know, I know.
775
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:23,888
>> kris: I know, I know.
I'm just, like, trying to get
776
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,189
I'm just, like, trying to get
this kid on a plane.
777
00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:26,724
This kid on a plane.
Everything that's come together
778
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,326
everything that's come together
to create this magical moment
779
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:29,961
to create this magical moment
for kylie cosmetics and for
780
00:20:29,963 --> 00:20:31,362
for kylie cosmetics and for
balmain, it's all slipping
781
00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:33,397
balmain, it's all slipping
through the cracks.
782
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:34,398
Through the cracks.
>> olivier: 1,000 people
783
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,201
>> olivier: 1,000 people
are waiting for kylie.
784
00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:43,341
>> kris: Hey, kendall.
Is it delicious?
785
00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:44,742
Is it delicious?
(kendall babbles)
786
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,244
(kendall babbles)
is it delicious?
787
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:48,179
Is it delicious?
>> kendall: Snacks, snacks.
788
00:20:48,181 --> 00:20:49,180
>> kendall: Snacks, snacks.
Ooh, these are a little stale.
789
00:20:49,182 --> 00:20:50,081
Ooh, these are a little stale.
>> kylie: Well, maybe stormi
790
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,082
>> kylie: Well, maybe stormi
sogged 'em up.
791
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:54,118
Sogged 'em up.
>> kendall: I'll eat 'em anyway.
792
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,087
>> kendall: I'll eat 'em anyway.
Um, so why am I here without
793
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:56,621
um, so why am I here without
makeup on?
794
00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:57,521
Makeup on?
>> kylie: Well, first of all,
795
00:20:57,523 --> 00:21:00,157
>> kylie: Well, first of all,
look how cute my pr thing is,
796
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:02,593
look how cute my pr thing is,
with olivier.
797
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,461
With olivier.
>> kendall: So cute.
798
00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:04,962
>> kendall: So cute.
>> kylie: Right?
799
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:07,298
>> kylie: Right?
So, I need to create a look for
800
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:08,165
so, I need to create a look for
the models.
801
00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:10,167
The models.
So, since you're a model, I need
802
00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:12,270
so, since you're a model, I need
you here to try to create a
803
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:12,770
you here to try to create a
look.
804
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,505
Look.
I have been wanting to do a
805
00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:15,706
I have been wanting to do a
collaboration with olivier and
806
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:19,277
collaboration with olivier and
balmain for a really long time.
807
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:22,280
Balmain for a really long time.
I got very inspired by olivier's
808
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:24,115
I got very inspired by olivier's
last couture show and the
809
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:26,350
last couture show and the
colors and just how beautiful it
810
00:21:26,352 --> 00:21:28,052
colors and just how beautiful it
all was.
811
00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:29,320
All was.
And this collection was really
812
00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:30,454
and this collection was really
inspired off of his clothes.
813
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:33,190
Inspired off of his clothes.
You know what's really fun?
814
00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:34,058
You know what's really fun?
Oh, hi.
815
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:37,194
Oh, hi.
>> kendall: Wow. Gorgeous.
816
00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:38,396
>> kendall: Wow. Gorgeous.
(laughs): You gonna take it off?
817
00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:40,998
(laughs): You gonna take it off?
You really are something else.
818
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:41,999
You really are something else.
>> kylie: I'm going to be the
819
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:43,367
>> kylie: I'm going to be the
creative director of the show,
820
00:21:43,369 --> 00:21:45,136
creative director of the show,
and on top of that, I'm going to
821
00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:46,671
and on top of that, I'm going to
close the show with olivier.
822
00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:48,539
Close the show with olivier.
But I've never creative-directed
823
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:51,809
but I've never creative-directed
a fashion show for makeup, so I
824
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,145
a fashion show for makeup, so I
am anxious.
825
00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,314
Am anxious.
But the fact that my sister is a
826
00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:58,716
but the fact that my sister is a
supermodel, I get to practice on
827
00:21:58,718 --> 00:21:59,417
supermodel, I get to practice on
her, so...
828
00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:01,085
Her, so...
And she gets to teach me how to
829
00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:04,555
and she gets to teach me how to
potentially walk, so it's good.
830
00:22:06,425 --> 00:22:09,260
Killed it.
Kendall looks amazing.
831
00:22:09,262 --> 00:22:10,695
Kendall looks amazing.
She's probably gonna hire me
832
00:22:10,697 --> 00:22:11,529
she's probably gonna hire me
after this.
833
00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:13,230
After this.
Thank you so much, kenny.
834
00:22:13,232 --> 00:22:13,831
Thank you so much, kenny.
>> kendall: Yep.
835
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:14,832
>> kendall: Yep.
>> kylie: You look (bleep) good,
836
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,534
>> kylie: You look (bleep) good,
bitch.
837
00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:17,535
Bitch.
>> kendall: Do you want to show
838
00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:19,804
>> kendall: Do you want to show
me your walk?
839
00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:20,538
Me your walk?
That's really nice.
840
00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:21,205
That's really nice.
>> kylie: Really?
841
00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:21,772
>> kylie: Really?
>> kendall: Your arms were a
842
00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:22,540
>> kendall: Your arms were a
little stiff.
843
00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:23,541
Little stiff.
>> kylie: I know, I felt like I
844
00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:24,608
>> kylie: I know, I felt like I
was moving 'em too much, so I
845
00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:25,309
was moving 'em too much, so I
stiffed 'em up.
846
00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:25,943
Stiffed 'em up.
>> kendall: Yeah, you don't need
847
00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:27,244
>> kendall: Yeah, you don't need
to move them a lot, but it's not
848
00:22:27,246 --> 00:22:28,412
to move them a lot, but it's not
about stiffening 'em, it's just
849
00:22:28,414 --> 00:22:30,214
about stiffening 'em, it's just
about letting 'em relax.
850
00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:31,048
About letting 'em relax.
>> kylie: Okay.
851
00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:31,649
>> kylie: Okay.
>> kendall: Yeah, just relax.
852
00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:32,850
>> kendall: Yeah, just relax.
>> kylie: Let me see you.
853
00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,218
>> kylie: Let me see you.
>> kendall: No, I'm wearing
854
00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:37,455
>> kendall: No, I'm wearing
literal slippers.
855
00:22:37,457 --> 00:22:38,189
Literal slippers.
It's more like...
856
00:22:38,191 --> 00:22:39,290
It's more like...
>> kylie: (gasps) whoa.
857
00:22:39,292 --> 00:22:40,291
>> kylie: (gasps) whoa.
>> kendall: ...Boy vibes.
858
00:22:40,293 --> 00:22:41,092
>> kendall: ...Boy vibes.
(chuckles)
859
00:22:41,094 --> 00:22:42,860
(chuckles)
>> kylie: You do get it in.
860
00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:44,095
>> kylie: You do get it in.
>> kendall: (sighs) why are
861
00:22:44,097 --> 00:22:46,731
>> kendall: (sighs) why are
chili cheese fritos the best?
862
00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:49,800
Chili cheese fritos the best?
(laughter)
863
00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:53,137
(laughter)
>> kim: Hi, gorge.
864
00:22:53,139 --> 00:22:54,572
>> kim: Hi, gorge.
This is so cute.
865
00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:55,239
This is so cute.
>> khloe: Thank you.
866
00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:55,606
>> khloe: Thank you.
I did it myself.
867
00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:56,741
I did it myself.
You look like I dream of
868
00:22:56,743 --> 00:22:57,408
you look like I dream of jeannie, and I love it.
869
00:22:57,410 --> 00:22:57,842
Jeannie, and I love it.
>> kim: Oh, thanks.
870
00:22:57,844 --> 00:22:59,110
>> kim: Oh, thanks.
>> tristan: Look who it is.
871
00:22:59,112 --> 00:22:59,610
>> tristan: Look who it is.
The legend.
872
00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:01,612
The legend.
>> kris: Hey. How are you?
873
00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:02,513
>> kris: Hey. How are you?
>> tristan: Having your vodka
874
00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:03,247
>> tristan: Having your vodka
martini?
875
00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:04,115
Martini?
>> kris: It's 5:00 somewhere.
876
00:23:04,117 --> 00:23:04,715
>> kris: It's 5:00 somewhere.
But I think-- I'm pretty sure
877
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:05,583
but I think-- I'm pretty sure
it's 5:00 here.
878
00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:06,083
It's 5:00 here.
>> tristan: Is it here?
879
00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:07,118
>> tristan: Is it here?
Yeah, it's definitely 5:00.
880
00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:08,386
Yeah, it's definitely 5:00.
>> kris: Yeah.
881
00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:09,653
>> kris: Yeah.
>> khloe: Tristan has a house in
882
00:23:09,655 --> 00:23:11,555
>> khloe: Tristan has a house in
l.A., but he's only here for
883
00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:12,723
l.A., but he's only here for
just a couple months out of the
884
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:14,792
just a couple months out of the
year because he lives mainly in
885
00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:15,626
year because he lives mainly in
cleveland.
886
00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:17,428
Cleveland.
And he can come over whenever he
887
00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:18,629
and he can come over whenever he
wants to see true.
888
00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:20,331
Wants to see true.
You know, I will never come in
889
00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:23,401
you know, I will never come in
between them two, and he's not
890
00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:25,603
between them two, and he's not
here that often, so when he is
891
00:23:25,605 --> 00:23:27,304
here that often, so when he is
in l.A., I want him to really
892
00:23:27,306 --> 00:23:29,140
in l.A., I want him to really
capitalize and enjoy all the
893
00:23:29,142 --> 00:23:31,242
capitalize and enjoy all the
time that he can with her.
894
00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:31,909
Time that he can with her.
Hi, kourt.
895
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:33,144
Hi, kourt.
>> kim: Are we gonna eat?
896
00:23:33,146 --> 00:23:34,812
>> kim: Are we gonna eat?
I'm starving.
897
00:23:34,814 --> 00:23:36,247
I'm starving.
>> kris: Come on, tristan.
898
00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:36,747
>> kris: Come on, tristan.
>> khloe: Oh.
899
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:37,381
>> khloe: Oh.
>> tristan: Am I invited to eat?
900
00:23:37,383 --> 00:23:38,249
>> tristan: Am I invited to eat?
>> khloe: That's...
901
00:23:38,251 --> 00:23:38,783
>> khloe: That's...
>> kris: Of course you're
902
00:23:38,785 --> 00:23:39,450
>> kris: Of course you're
invited.
903
00:23:39,452 --> 00:23:40,084
Invited.
>> kim: Tristan's my friend now.
904
00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:40,584
>> kim: Tristan's my friend now.
Of course he's invited.
905
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:42,286
Of course he's invited.
>> tristan: Your new liaison.
906
00:23:42,288 --> 00:23:44,455
>> tristan: Your new liaison.
>> kourtney: I'll sit here.
907
00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:45,523
>> kourtney: I'll sit here.
Um, my kids are on their way.
908
00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:46,323
Um, my kids are on their way.
>> khloe: Is it weird that
909
00:23:46,325 --> 00:23:47,525
>> khloe: Is it weird that
tristan's sitting here?
910
00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:49,627
Tristan's sitting here?
>> kris: Why?
911
00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:51,195
>> kris: Why?
>> khloe: Oh, my god.
912
00:23:51,197 --> 00:23:52,830
>> khloe: Oh, my god.
He was supposed to go inside and
913
00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:54,598
he was supposed to go inside and
eat with the kids, but...
914
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,166
Eat with the kids, but...
>> tristan: What's the theme
915
00:23:55,168 --> 00:23:56,834
>> tristan: What's the theme
today?
916
00:23:56,836 --> 00:23:58,369
Today?
>> kim: Lemonade.
917
00:23:58,371 --> 00:24:01,138
>> kim: Lemonade.
>> tristan: Oh.
918
00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:02,473
>> tristan: Oh.
Is someone sitting here?
919
00:24:02,475 --> 00:24:03,107
Is someone sitting here?
>> kim: No.
920
00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:03,507
>> kim: No.
>> khloe: You are.
921
00:24:03,509 --> 00:24:04,809
>> khloe: You are.
Kim saved that seat for you.
922
00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:05,843
Kim saved that seat for you.
>> kim: I saved it just for you.
923
00:24:05,845 --> 00:24:06,477
>> kim: I saved it just for you.
>> tristan: Oh, I appreciate it.
924
00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:07,378
>> tristan: Oh, I appreciate it.
Thank you.
925
00:24:07,380 --> 00:24:08,546
Thank you.
>> kim: Cheers.
926
00:24:08,548 --> 00:24:11,482
>> kim: Cheers.
>> khloe: Mmm.
927
00:24:11,484 --> 00:24:12,483
>> khloe: Mmm.
>> kim: I'm on a cleanse, you
928
00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:13,851
>> kim: I'm on a cleanse, you
guys, so I'm drinking a shake
929
00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:14,885
guys, so I'm drinking a shake
today.
930
00:24:14,887 --> 00:24:15,786
Today.
>> tristan: You still work with
931
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:17,154
>> tristan: You still work with
the same trainer?
932
00:24:17,156 --> 00:24:17,822
The same trainer?
>> kim: I do.
933
00:24:17,824 --> 00:24:18,689
>> kim: I do.
Melissa, your girl.
934
00:24:18,691 --> 00:24:19,457
Melissa, your girl.
>> tristan: That's good.
935
00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:21,192
>> tristan: That's good.
>> kim: Yeah.
936
00:24:27,766 --> 00:24:33,537
>> khloe: Tristan and I have
never had a dinner without true
937
00:24:33,539 --> 00:24:35,840
never had a dinner without true
around since all of the stuff
938
00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:36,740
around since all of the stuff
has happened.
939
00:24:36,742 --> 00:24:38,309
Has happened.
I think this is just, like, a
940
00:24:38,311 --> 00:24:40,478
I think this is just, like, a
really delicate time period.
941
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:41,979
Really delicate time period.
And I'm really trying to set
942
00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:42,847
and I'm really trying to set
boundaries.
943
00:24:42,849 --> 00:24:44,982
Boundaries.
I don't want to blur any lines,
944
00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:47,651
I don't want to blur any lines,
I don't want any, anybody ever
945
00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:48,819
I don't want any, anybody ever
saying, "oh, you led me on," or
946
00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:49,887
saying, "oh, you led me on," or
"I thought," or...
947
00:24:49,889 --> 00:24:51,856
"I thought," or...
You can't think anything.
948
00:24:51,858 --> 00:24:53,724
You can't think anything.
>> kim: So?
949
00:24:53,726 --> 00:24:54,992
>> kim: So?
What's going on?
950
00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,527
What's going on?
>> khloe: Oh, my god, so what?
951
00:24:56,529 --> 00:24:57,728
>> khloe: Oh, my god, so what?
>> kim: No, I just said, "so?
952
00:24:57,730 --> 00:24:58,596
>> kim: No, I just said, "so?
What's going on?"
953
00:24:58,598 --> 00:24:59,930
what's going on?"
>> khloe: I know. Why?
954
00:24:59,932 --> 00:25:01,565
>> khloe: I know. Why?
What do you think's going on?
955
00:25:01,567 --> 00:25:03,667
What do you think's going on?
>> kim: Oh, I don't know.
956
00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:04,835
>> kim: Oh, I don't know.
(tristan chuckles)
957
00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:05,836
(tristan chuckles)
>> khloe: You know, kim and
958
00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:07,738
>> khloe: You know, kim and
tristan have always had ups and
959
00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:10,908
tristan have always had ups and
downs, rightfully so, and for
960
00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:13,844
downs, rightfully so, and for
kim to extend this olive branch,
961
00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:16,247
kim to extend this olive branch,
it's surprising, it's very
962
00:25:16,249 --> 00:25:18,782
it's surprising, it's very
sweet.
963
00:25:18,784 --> 00:25:22,620
Sweet.
But this is at my house, and I
964
00:25:22,622 --> 00:25:23,521
but this is at my house, and I
think sometimes people just
965
00:25:23,523 --> 00:25:24,855
think sometimes people just
assume, like, everything's good,
966
00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:27,391
assume, like, everything's good,
but I just want to be asked,
967
00:25:27,393 --> 00:25:28,692
but I just want to be asked,
because this is just a little
968
00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:30,561
because this is just a little
uncomfortable for me.
969
00:25:30,563 --> 00:25:31,729
Uncomfortable for me.
>> tristan: The lime in here was
970
00:25:31,731 --> 00:25:32,496
>> tristan: The lime in here was
pretty good.
971
00:25:32,498 --> 00:25:34,265
Pretty good.
>> khloe: Mm-hmm.
972
00:25:39,471 --> 00:25:40,738
>> tristan: You, for sure, want
seconds.
973
00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:41,472
Seconds.
>> kim: I know.
974
00:25:41,474 --> 00:25:42,373
>> kim: I know.
>> kourtney: But mine is from
975
00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:43,374
>> kourtney: But mine is from
the stress.
976
00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:44,041
The stress.
>> tristan: All gone.
977
00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:46,610
>> tristan: All gone.
(chuckles)
978
00:25:46,612 --> 00:25:48,379
(chuckles)
(laughter, shouting)
979
00:25:52,784 --> 00:25:57,821
(bell tolling)
>> kris: Matt, can we go over
980
00:25:57,823 --> 00:25:58,689
>> kris: Matt, can we go over
the schedule?
981
00:25:58,691 --> 00:25:59,423
The schedule?
>> matthew: Yeah.
982
00:25:59,425 --> 00:26:00,591
>> matthew: Yeah.
>> kris: 'cause I'm so excited,
983
00:26:00,593 --> 00:26:02,826
>> kris: 'cause I'm so excited,
but I don't want to...
984
00:26:02,828 --> 00:26:04,428
But I don't want to...
Skip anything that we're
985
00:26:04,430 --> 00:26:05,429
skip anything that we're
supposed to be doing.
986
00:26:05,431 --> 00:26:07,765
Supposed to be doing.
And then all this stuff, set it
987
00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:09,433
and then all this stuff, set it
all up, so it's all beautiful
988
00:26:09,435 --> 00:26:10,568
all up, so it's all beautiful
when she walks in.
989
00:26:10,570 --> 00:26:11,936
When she walks in.
It'll be so much fun for her to
990
00:26:11,938 --> 00:26:13,070
it'll be so much fun for her to
see all that, she'll get all
991
00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:13,771
see all that, she'll get all
excited.
992
00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:14,371
Excited.
>> matthew: Yeah, we'll set it
993
00:26:14,373 --> 00:26:15,506
>> matthew: Yeah, we'll set it
all up and I'll send you
994
00:26:15,508 --> 00:26:16,307
all up and I'll send you
pictures of it.
995
00:26:16,309 --> 00:26:17,908
Pictures of it.
>> kris: Yeah.
996
00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:19,777
>> kris: Yeah.
I'm here in paris getting ready
997
00:26:19,779 --> 00:26:21,445
I'm here in paris getting ready
and set up for the kylie
998
00:26:21,447 --> 00:26:23,914
and set up for the kylie
cosmetics collab, but as we were
999
00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:25,616
cosmetics collab, but as we were
about to go to the airport,
1000
00:26:25,618 --> 00:26:27,351
about to go to the airport,
kylie called me and said she
1001
00:26:27,353 --> 00:26:28,786
kylie called me and said she
wasn't feeling well, so I've
1002
00:26:28,788 --> 00:26:31,088
wasn't feeling well, so I've
called in our family doctors to
1003
00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:32,323
called in our family doctors to
go to the house and make sure
1004
00:26:32,325 --> 00:26:33,757
go to the house and make sure
that she's okay, and she has any
1005
00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:35,092
that she's okay, and she has any
of the medication she might need
1006
00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:36,961
of the medication she might need
so she can hop on the plane and
1007
00:26:36,963 --> 00:26:38,095
so she can hop on the plane and
get to paris.
1008
00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:39,997
Get to paris.
I really hope that it's all
1009
00:26:39,999 --> 00:26:40,931
I really hope that it's all
gonna work out.
1010
00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:42,299
Gonna work out.
All right, kiddo, I'm gonna go
1011
00:26:42,301 --> 00:26:44,835
all right, kiddo, I'm gonna go
get some more coffee.
1012
00:26:44,837 --> 00:26:48,005
Get some more coffee.
Okay. Thanks, matt.
1013
00:26:48,007 --> 00:26:48,973
Okay. Thanks, matt.
>> khloe: So, here's the thing.
1014
00:26:48,975 --> 00:26:50,107
>> khloe: So, here's the thing.
I need to talk to you about
1015
00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:50,808
I need to talk to you about
tristan.
1016
00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:51,475
Tristan.
>> kim: Okay.
1017
00:26:51,477 --> 00:26:52,309
>> kim: Okay.
>> khloe: I thought it was
1018
00:26:52,311 --> 00:26:53,344
>> khloe: I thought it was
really nice that he came to
1019
00:26:53,346 --> 00:26:54,612
really nice that he came to
dinner and you guys allowed
1020
00:26:54,614 --> 00:26:57,481
dinner and you guys allowed
that, but we all just don't need
1021
00:26:57,483 --> 00:26:59,683
that, but we all just don't need
to be, like, hanging out for no
1022
00:26:59,685 --> 00:27:01,452
to be, like, hanging out for no
reason.
1023
00:27:04,189 --> 00:27:05,856
♪ ♪
1024
00:27:10,662 --> 00:27:13,964
>> kim: Does this sleeve length
bug you?
1025
00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:14,665
Bug you?
Khloe, come on.
1026
00:27:14,667 --> 00:27:17,267
Khloe, come on.
>> khloe: Oof.
1027
00:27:17,269 --> 00:27:18,802
>> khloe: Oof.
>> kim: You're way too cool for
1028
00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:19,703
>> kim: You're way too cool for
all of this.
1029
00:27:19,705 --> 00:27:20,604
All of this.
>> khloe: Am I?
1030
00:27:20,606 --> 00:27:21,939
>> khloe: Am I?
>> kim: This color's just really
1031
00:27:21,941 --> 00:27:22,640
>> kim: This color's just really
bad.
1032
00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:23,007
Bad.
>> khloe: Okay.
1033
00:27:23,009 --> 00:27:25,142
>> khloe: Okay.
(exhales): My god...
1034
00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:26,143
(exhales): My god...
I don't even know-- I'm lit--
1035
00:27:26,145 --> 00:27:26,844
I don't even know-- I'm lit--
oh, god.
1036
00:27:26,846 --> 00:27:27,845
Oh, god.
>> kim: Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
1037
00:27:27,847 --> 00:27:28,545
>> kim: Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
>> khloe: Oh, no.
1038
00:27:28,547 --> 00:27:29,847
>> khloe: Oh, no.
Okay, what are you, joey
1039
00:27:29,849 --> 00:27:31,181
okay, what are you, joey
lawrence?
1040
00:27:31,183 --> 00:27:32,182
Lawrence?
>> both: Whoa.
1041
00:27:32,184 --> 00:27:33,550
>> both: Whoa.
>> khloe (exhales): Oh, my god.
1042
00:27:33,552 --> 00:27:36,220
>> khloe (exhales): Oh, my god.
Um, so, here's the thing.
1043
00:27:36,222 --> 00:27:38,188
Um, so, here's the thing.
You know I love you, right?
1044
00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:38,856
You know I love you, right?
>> kim: Yeah.
1045
00:27:38,858 --> 00:27:40,024
>> kim: Yeah.
>> khloe: I need to talk to you
1046
00:27:40,026 --> 00:27:40,991
>> khloe: I need to talk to you
about tristan.
1047
00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:42,960
About tristan.
>> kim: Okay.
1048
00:27:42,962 --> 00:27:43,794
>> kim: Okay.
>> khloe: I thought it was
1049
00:27:43,796 --> 00:27:44,862
>> khloe: I thought it was
really nice that he came to
1050
00:27:44,864 --> 00:27:46,030
really nice that he came to
dinner and you guys allowed
1051
00:27:46,032 --> 00:27:49,800
dinner and you guys allowed
that, but we all just don't need
1052
00:27:49,802 --> 00:27:51,702
that, but we all just don't need
to be, like, hanging out for no
1053
00:27:51,704 --> 00:27:53,737
to be, like, hanging out for no
reason.
1054
00:27:53,739 --> 00:27:54,805
Reason.
It's not even been a year into
1055
00:27:54,807 --> 00:27:58,876
it's not even been a year into
our breakup, and so, it's just a
1056
00:27:58,878 --> 00:28:01,145
our breakup, and so, it's just a
lot so soon.
1057
00:28:01,147 --> 00:28:02,346
Lot so soon.
In my opinion, like, we still
1058
00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:03,814
in my opinion, like, we still
got a lot of transitional period
1059
00:28:03,816 --> 00:28:04,848
got a lot of transitional period
to do.
1060
00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:06,250
To do.
So when you're asking him, "do
1061
00:28:06,252 --> 00:28:07,651
so when you're asking him, "do
you want to go to dinner?" I
1062
00:28:07,653 --> 00:28:09,053
you want to go to dinner?" I
can't say no, 'cause it's
1063
00:28:09,055 --> 00:28:10,888
can't say no, 'cause it's
awkward, and of course, I really
1064
00:28:10,890 --> 00:28:12,222
awkward, and of course, I really
don't mind if he's here at
1065
00:28:12,224 --> 00:28:14,224
don't mind if he's here at
dinner or whatever, but that was
1066
00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:15,859
dinner or whatever, but that was
the very first dinner I've ever
1067
00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:17,161
the very first dinner I've ever
had with tristan without the
1068
00:28:17,163 --> 00:28:18,662
had with tristan without the
baby.
1069
00:28:18,664 --> 00:28:20,931
Baby.
>> kim: Oh.
1070
00:28:20,933 --> 00:28:22,299
>> kim: Oh.
Am I just getting too nosy again
1071
00:28:22,301 --> 00:28:23,667
am I just getting too nosy again
and getting all up in the mix
1072
00:28:23,669 --> 00:28:24,201
and getting all up in the mix
again?
1073
00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:25,369
Again?
>> khloe: No, I think it's who
1074
00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:29,106
>> khloe: No, I think it's who
your soul is, and I personally
1075
00:28:29,108 --> 00:28:30,374
your soul is, and I personally
appreciate it, I just think,
1076
00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:31,742
appreciate it, I just think,
with this, I just want to make
1077
00:28:31,744 --> 00:28:35,345
with this, I just want to make
sure everybody still has, like,
1078
00:28:35,347 --> 00:28:36,246
sure everybody still has, like,
their head on straight.
1079
00:28:36,248 --> 00:28:38,115
Their head on straight.
>> kim: I think that, I mean, I
1080
00:28:38,117 --> 00:28:39,783
>> kim: I think that, I mean, I
totally hear you, and I totally
1081
00:28:39,785 --> 00:28:40,918
totally hear you, and I totally
get that.
1082
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:44,688
Get that.
And I'll do better.
1083
00:28:44,690 --> 00:28:45,923
And I'll do better.
>> khloe: I think it's a new
1084
00:28:45,925 --> 00:28:47,391
>> khloe: I think it's a new
phase, 'cause tristan and I are
1085
00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:48,292
phase, 'cause tristan and I are
newly broken up.
1086
00:28:48,294 --> 00:28:50,594
Newly broken up.
But during this transitional
1087
00:28:50,596 --> 00:28:53,397
but during this transitional
period, I'm really trying to set
1088
00:28:53,399 --> 00:28:55,132
period, I'm really trying to set
boundaries and trying to learn
1089
00:28:55,134 --> 00:28:56,200
boundaries and trying to learn
how to co-parent.
1090
00:28:56,202 --> 00:28:57,367
How to co-parent.
You know, still getting along
1091
00:28:57,369 --> 00:28:59,103
you know, still getting along
really well, but not getting
1092
00:28:59,105 --> 00:29:00,604
really well, but not getting
along too well where things
1093
00:29:00,606 --> 00:29:03,407
along too well where things
could get, like, cloudy, and,
1094
00:29:03,409 --> 00:29:04,942
could get, like, cloudy, and,
like, things get confusing.
1095
00:29:04,944 --> 00:29:06,877
Like, things get confusing.
So I think taking things slowly
1096
00:29:06,879 --> 00:29:08,779
so I think taking things slowly
is really important to me.
1097
00:29:08,781 --> 00:29:09,913
Is really important to me.
>> kim: I get it.
1098
00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:11,415
>> kim: I get it.
And I know it's really annoying,
1099
00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:13,117
and I know it's really annoying,
so I'm sorry that we're always
1100
00:29:13,119 --> 00:29:14,651
so I'm sorry that we're always
in your business.
1101
00:29:14,653 --> 00:29:15,152
In your business.
>> khloe: I feel like...
1102
00:29:15,154 --> 00:29:16,220
>> khloe: I feel like...
>> kim: I know what that's like.
1103
00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:17,788
>> kim: I know what that's like.
>> khloe: ...That's our job, in
1104
00:29:17,790 --> 00:29:18,222
>> khloe: ...That's our job, in
each other's lives.
1105
00:29:18,224 --> 00:29:19,723
Each other's lives.
>> kim: Dynamic? Yeah.
1106
00:29:19,725 --> 00:29:20,390
>> kim: Dynamic? Yeah.
>> khloe: Yeah.
1107
00:29:20,392 --> 00:29:21,091
>> khloe: Yeah.
>> kim: You like this.
1108
00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:22,226
>> kim: You like this.
>> khloe: Honestly, they're just
1109
00:29:22,228 --> 00:29:25,062
>> khloe: Honestly, they're just
gowns that I have in case of
1110
00:29:25,064 --> 00:29:26,063
gowns that I have in case of
emergency.
1111
00:29:26,065 --> 00:29:27,264
Emergency.
>> kim: Well, honey, it would be
1112
00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:29,733
>> kim: Well, honey, it would be
an emergency if you wore this.
1113
00:29:29,735 --> 00:29:32,269
An emergency if you wore this.
(khloe laughs)
1114
00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:34,004
(khloe laughs)
♪ ♪
1115
00:29:42,247 --> 00:29:45,682
>> kris: Kylie is still feeling
too sick to get on a plane, but,
1116
00:29:45,684 --> 00:29:47,684
too sick to get on a plane, but,
um, the show must go on.
1117
00:29:47,686 --> 00:29:50,954
Um, the show must go on.
So today, I have my fitting with
1118
00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:52,956
so today, I have my fitting with
balmain and olivier rousteing.
1119
00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:54,291
Balmain and olivier rousteing.
And I'm also gonna get a sneak
1120
00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:55,926
and I'm also gonna get a sneak
peek at kylie and olivier's
1121
00:29:55,928 --> 00:29:56,760
peek at kylie and olivier's
collab.
1122
00:29:56,762 --> 00:29:57,327
Collab.
>> olivier: You want to come
1123
00:29:57,329 --> 00:29:58,996
>> olivier: You want to come
with me downstairs, and see the
1124
00:29:58,998 --> 00:30:00,097
with me downstairs, and see the
collection?
1125
00:30:00,099 --> 00:30:01,131
Collection?
>> kris: As exciting as it all
1126
00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:04,134
>> kris: As exciting as it all
is, I am very nervous about
1127
00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:06,670
is, I am very nervous about
olivier feeling a certain way
1128
00:30:06,672 --> 00:30:08,105
olivier feeling a certain way
because kylie's not here.
1129
00:30:08,107 --> 00:30:10,707
Because kylie's not here.
Look at these colors.
1130
00:30:10,709 --> 00:30:11,975
Look at these colors.
Oh, my god.
1131
00:30:11,977 --> 00:30:13,277
Oh, my god.
Look at that blue.
1132
00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:15,045
Look at that blue.
Everything is, like, candy.
1133
00:30:15,047 --> 00:30:16,780
Everything is, like, candy.
There's so-- I mean, you just
1134
00:30:16,782 --> 00:30:17,347
there's so-- I mean, you just
can't get enough.
1135
00:30:17,349 --> 00:30:18,348
Can't get enough.
>> woman: Every-- yeah.
1136
00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:19,016
>> woman: Every-- yeah.
Love this, too.
1137
00:30:19,018 --> 00:30:19,883
Love this, too.
>> olivier: There's gonna be a
1138
00:30:19,885 --> 00:30:21,185
>> olivier: There's gonna be a
big show, gonna be a big
1139
00:30:21,187 --> 00:30:22,886
big show, gonna be a big
celebration of-of balmain and
1140
00:30:22,888 --> 00:30:24,822
celebration of-of balmain and
miss kylie and you guys in the
1141
00:30:24,824 --> 00:30:26,156
miss kylie and you guys in the
room, like, it's gonna be...
1142
00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:29,359
Room, like, it's gonna be...
But pressure is on, huh?
1143
00:30:29,361 --> 00:30:30,794
But pressure is on, huh?
>> kris: I know, I know the
1144
00:30:30,796 --> 00:30:31,495
>> kris: I know, I know the
pressure is on.
1145
00:30:31,497 --> 00:30:33,030
Pressure is on.
I'm just, like, trying to get
1146
00:30:33,032 --> 00:30:34,832
I'm just, like, trying to get
this kid on a plane.
1147
00:30:34,834 --> 00:30:36,300
This kid on a plane.
But she can't swallow.
1148
00:30:36,302 --> 00:30:37,835
But she can't swallow.
>> olivier: She can't swallow?
1149
00:30:37,837 --> 00:30:38,836
>> olivier: She can't swallow?
>> corey: But she's rallying.
1150
00:30:38,838 --> 00:30:39,903
>> corey: But she's rallying.
>> kris: She said it's so
1151
00:30:39,905 --> 00:30:41,839
>> kris: She said it's so
painful, but she's trying.
1152
00:30:41,841 --> 00:30:44,374
Painful, but she's trying.
Do you want me to call kendall
1153
00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:47,211
do you want me to call kendall
and see if she would walk, if
1154
00:30:47,213 --> 00:30:49,646
and see if she would walk, if
anything happened?
1155
00:30:49,648 --> 00:30:50,714
Anything happened?
>> olivier: Oh, my god.
1156
00:30:50,716 --> 00:30:51,849
>> olivier: Oh, my god.
>> kris: I mean, I just don't
1157
00:30:51,851 --> 00:30:53,150
>> kris: I mean, I just don't
know what the options are.
1158
00:30:53,152 --> 00:30:55,752
Know what the options are.
(facetime ringing)
1159
00:30:55,754 --> 00:30:56,987
(facetime ringing)
>> kendall: Hello?
1160
00:30:56,989 --> 00:30:58,222
>> kendall: Hello?
>> kris: Hey, it's me.
1161
00:30:58,224 --> 00:30:59,256
>> kris: Hey, it's me.
I'm here with olivier.
1162
00:30:59,258 --> 00:31:00,824
I'm here with olivier.
We're just wondering if you
1163
00:31:00,826 --> 00:31:02,326
we're just wondering if you
could come to paris and walk the
1164
00:31:02,328 --> 00:31:04,328
could come to paris and walk the
show instead of kylie, if she
1165
00:31:04,330 --> 00:31:05,195
show instead of kylie, if she
can't make it.
1166
00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:07,497
Can't make it.
>> kendall: Mom, I love you and
1167
00:31:07,499 --> 00:31:09,066
>> kendall: Mom, I love you and
I would love to save the day.
1168
00:31:09,068 --> 00:31:10,500
I would love to save the day.
You know I have work here, and I
1169
00:31:10,502 --> 00:31:13,937
you know I have work here, and I
literally can't.
1170
00:31:13,939 --> 00:31:15,105
Literally can't.
I'll give you a-a balmain bag.
1171
00:31:15,107 --> 00:31:17,341
I'll give you a-a balmain bag.
>> olivier: I know, I know, and
1172
00:31:17,343 --> 00:31:19,042
>> olivier: I know, I know, and
honestly I know that actually,
1173
00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:20,744
honestly I know that actually,
like, you cannot help me, 'cause
1174
00:31:20,746 --> 00:31:21,912
like, you cannot help me, 'cause
she's doing the makeup on all
1175
00:31:21,914 --> 00:31:24,748
she's doing the makeup on all
the girls, so I need her.
1176
00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:26,350
The girls, so I need her.
>> kris: Olivier's done such an
1177
00:31:26,352 --> 00:31:28,185
>> kris: Olivier's done such an
amazing job, but everything
1178
00:31:28,187 --> 00:31:29,519
amazing job, but everything
that's come together to create
1179
00:31:29,521 --> 00:31:31,188
that's come together to create
this magical moment for kylie
1180
00:31:31,190 --> 00:31:32,890
this magical moment for kylie
cosmetics and for balmain, it's
1181
00:31:32,892 --> 00:31:34,558
cosmetics and for balmain, it's
all slipping through the cracks.
1182
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:35,792
All slipping through the cracks.
>> olivier: This one is very
1183
00:31:35,794 --> 00:31:36,293
>> olivier: This one is very
special.
1184
00:31:36,295 --> 00:31:37,928
Special.
1,000 people are waiting for
1185
00:31:37,930 --> 00:31:38,929
1,000 people are waiting for
kylie.
1186
00:31:38,931 --> 00:31:39,930
Kylie.
>> kris: I know, I know.
1187
00:31:39,932 --> 00:31:43,901
>> kris: I know, I know.
>> olivier: Fingers crossed.
1188
00:31:43,903 --> 00:31:45,135
>> olivier: Fingers crossed.
>> khloe: I feel misunderstood
1189
00:31:45,137 --> 00:31:46,937
>> khloe: I feel misunderstood
from kourtney.
1190
00:31:46,939 --> 00:31:48,438
From kourtney.
>> kourtney: Congrats.
1191
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,874
>> kourtney: Congrats.
>> khloe: Your comments, tone
1192
00:31:50,876 --> 00:31:52,276
>> khloe: Your comments, tone
and-- well, it's like, it's just
1193
00:31:52,278 --> 00:31:54,311
and-- well, it's like, it's just
uncalled for sometimes.
1194
00:31:54,313 --> 00:31:55,279
Uncalled for sometimes.
>> kourtney: I think you take
1195
00:31:55,281 --> 00:31:58,949
>> kourtney: I think you take
things really sensitively.
1196
00:31:58,951 --> 00:31:59,950
Things really sensitively.
Literally, shut the (bleep) up
1197
00:31:59,952 --> 00:32:02,419
literally, shut the (bleep) up
and don't laugh like that.
1198
00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:03,887
And don't laugh like that.
You have this-this narrative in
1199
00:32:03,889 --> 00:32:04,254
you have this-this narrative in
your mind of...
1200
00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:04,788
Your mind of...
>> kim: I'm not saying...
1201
00:32:04,790 --> 00:32:06,123
>> kim: I'm not saying...
>> kourtney: No, no, no, I
1202
00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:07,891
>> kourtney: No, no, no, I
will literally (bleep) you up.
1203
00:32:10,161 --> 00:32:11,862
♪ ♪
1204
00:32:15,166 --> 00:32:17,000
>> khloe: Want to go on the
swings?
1205
00:32:17,002 --> 00:32:18,869
Swings?
Go, true, go!
1206
00:32:18,871 --> 00:32:22,105
Go, true, go!
Shake it, baby.
1207
00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:23,140
Shake it, baby.
>> tristan: Where's the phone?
1208
00:32:23,142 --> 00:32:25,943
>> tristan: Where's the phone?
Pick up the phone.
1209
00:32:25,945 --> 00:32:27,110
Pick up the phone.
Hello?
1210
00:32:27,112 --> 00:32:28,011
Hello?
Hello?
1211
00:32:28,013 --> 00:32:29,012
Hello?
Want to talk to baby true?
1212
00:32:29,014 --> 00:32:30,047
Want to talk to baby true?
Here, hold on, you have a
1213
00:32:30,049 --> 00:32:30,981
here, hold on, you have a
phone call.
1214
00:32:30,983 --> 00:32:31,782
Phone call.
You got a phone call.
1215
00:32:31,784 --> 00:32:32,983
You got a phone call.
Say hi.
1216
00:32:32,985 --> 00:32:34,151
Say hi.
You're not gonna answer?
1217
00:32:34,153 --> 00:32:35,819
You're not gonna answer?
(khloe laughs)
1218
00:32:35,821 --> 00:32:36,820
(khloe laughs)
>> khloe: Want to go in this
1219
00:32:36,822 --> 00:32:38,121
>> khloe: Want to go in this
chair and rock?
1220
00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:39,990
Chair and rock?
(tristan sputters)
1221
00:32:39,992 --> 00:32:40,857
(tristan sputters)
>> tristan: I'm coming to get
1222
00:32:40,859 --> 00:32:41,825
>> tristan: I'm coming to get
you.
1223
00:32:41,827 --> 00:32:44,494
You.
>> khloe: Oh, no, run, run, run.
1224
00:32:44,496 --> 00:32:45,729
>> khloe: Oh, no, run, run, run.
Run, run, run.
1225
00:32:45,731 --> 00:32:46,863
Run, run, run.
(true babbling)
1226
00:32:46,865 --> 00:32:47,798
(true babbling)
>> tristan: Oh, okay.
1227
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,066
>> tristan: Oh, okay.
Passing gas? I hear that.
1228
00:32:49,068 --> 00:32:51,034
Passing gas? I hear that.
(true and tristan babbling)
1229
00:32:51,036 --> 00:32:52,402
(true and tristan babbling)
>> khloe: Tristan is over to see
1230
00:32:52,404 --> 00:32:54,571
>> khloe: Tristan is over to see
true, and I'm really happy that
1231
00:32:54,573 --> 00:32:55,806
true, and I'm really happy that
my family's gonna respect my
1232
00:32:55,808 --> 00:32:58,075
my family's gonna respect my
wishes and let me figure out
1233
00:32:58,077 --> 00:32:59,576
wishes and let me figure out
this dynamic between tristan and
1234
00:32:59,578 --> 00:33:00,077
this dynamic between tristan and
I.
1235
00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:00,544
I.
(tristan babbling)
1236
00:33:00,546 --> 00:33:02,412
(tristan babbling)
she's-she's teething a lot.
1237
00:33:02,414 --> 00:33:02,813
She's-she's teething a lot.
>> tristan: Yeah.
1238
00:33:02,815 --> 00:33:04,581
>> tristan: Yeah.
(both babbling)
1239
00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:05,582
(both babbling)
>> khloe: True, can I see your
1240
00:33:05,584 --> 00:33:06,149
>> khloe: True, can I see your
teeth?
1241
00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:08,085
Teeth?
Both of our top priority is
1242
00:33:08,087 --> 00:33:09,586
both of our top priority is
making sure that true feels
1243
00:33:09,588 --> 00:33:10,754
making sure that true feels
nothing but love.
1244
00:33:10,756 --> 00:33:11,922
Nothing but love.
Tristan and I are in a good
1245
00:33:11,924 --> 00:33:14,424
tristan and I are in a good
place right now, so I'm just
1246
00:33:14,426 --> 00:33:15,692
place right now, so I'm just
happy that everything seems
1247
00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:18,028
happy that everything seems
easy.
1248
00:33:18,030 --> 00:33:20,731
Easy.
>> true: Ah...
1249
00:33:20,733 --> 00:33:21,131
>> true: Ah...
>> khloe: Oh, wow.
1250
00:33:21,133 --> 00:33:22,432
>> khloe: Oh, wow.
Can you move your tongue?
1251
00:33:22,434 --> 00:33:23,066
Can you move your tongue?
>> tristan: See the back molars?
1252
00:33:23,068 --> 00:33:24,701
>> tristan: See the back molars?
>> khloe: Ooh.
1253
00:33:24,703 --> 00:33:26,036
>> khloe: Ooh.
Is that why you-you've been so
1254
00:33:26,038 --> 00:33:26,737
is that why you-you've been so
wonderful?
1255
00:33:26,739 --> 00:33:27,104
Wonderful?
(true babbling)
1256
00:33:27,106 --> 00:33:28,105
(true babbling)
>> tristan: I heard you were
1257
00:33:28,107 --> 00:33:29,573
>> tristan: I heard you were
going crazy yesterday.
1258
00:33:29,575 --> 00:33:31,608
Going crazy yesterday.
Throwing stuff at mommy?
1259
00:33:31,610 --> 00:33:35,212
Throwing stuff at mommy?
>> khloe: Yesterday was wild.
1260
00:33:35,214 --> 00:33:36,980
>> khloe: Yesterday was wild.
♪ ♪
1261
00:33:40,651 --> 00:33:43,253
>> kourtney: Khlo, can I have a
big t-shirt and a bra?
1262
00:33:43,255 --> 00:33:44,955
Big t-shirt and a bra?
I'm really feeling sick and I
1263
00:33:44,957 --> 00:33:46,923
I'm really feeling sick and I
want just something comfy.
1264
00:33:46,925 --> 00:33:47,791
Want just something comfy.
>> khloe: Does she just have
1265
00:33:47,793 --> 00:33:49,126
>> khloe: Does she just have
servants do everything for her?
1266
00:33:49,128 --> 00:33:51,595
Servants do everything for her?
I just can't handle this.
1267
00:33:51,597 --> 00:33:53,630
I just can't handle this.
What a (bleep) loser.
1268
00:33:53,632 --> 00:33:54,898
What a (bleep) loser.
And I'm the biggest loser,
1269
00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:57,634
and I'm the biggest loser,
'cause I'm actually doing it.
1270
00:33:57,636 --> 00:33:59,202
'cause I'm actually doing it.
Here, your majesty.
1271
00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:00,070
Here, your majesty.
>> kourtney: Thank you.
1272
00:34:00,072 --> 00:34:01,605
>> kourtney: Thank you.
(door slams)
1273
00:34:01,607 --> 00:34:03,340
(door slams)
(khloe sighs)
1274
00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:12,949
this shirt is a bit small.
>> khloe: You have no pants?
1275
00:34:12,951 --> 00:34:13,984
>> khloe: You have no pants?
>> kourtney: No, I said I need a
1276
00:34:13,986 --> 00:34:14,651
>> kourtney: No, I said I need a
big t-shirt.
1277
00:34:14,653 --> 00:34:15,585
Big t-shirt.
I swear you weren't listening to
1278
00:34:15,587 --> 00:34:16,086
I swear you weren't listening to
me.
1279
00:34:16,088 --> 00:34:16,953
Me.
>> khloe: I thought you were
1280
00:34:16,955 --> 00:34:18,155
>> khloe: I thought you were
gonna wear pants.
1281
00:34:18,157 --> 00:34:18,989
Gonna wear pants.
>> kourtney: Well, I needed to
1282
00:34:18,991 --> 00:34:19,723
>> kourtney: Well, I needed to
change.
1283
00:34:19,725 --> 00:34:20,891
Change.
I just said, "can I have a huge
1284
00:34:20,893 --> 00:34:21,758
I just said, "can I have a huge
t-shirt?"
1285
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:23,593
t-shirt?"
it's fine.
1286
00:34:23,595 --> 00:34:25,595
It's fine.
Next time I'll get it myself.
1287
00:34:25,597 --> 00:34:26,730
Next time I'll get it myself.
>> kim: Yeah.
1288
00:34:26,732 --> 00:34:28,598
>> kim: Yeah.
>> kourtney: Congrats.
1289
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,100
>> kourtney: Congrats.
>> khloe: Your comments like
1290
00:34:30,102 --> 00:34:30,834
>> khloe: Your comments like
that...
1291
00:34:30,836 --> 00:34:31,902
That...
>> kourtney: I was joking.
1292
00:34:31,904 --> 00:34:32,869
>> kourtney: I was joking.
I think you take things really
1293
00:34:32,871 --> 00:34:34,671
I think you take things really
sensitively, and that's fine, I
1294
00:34:34,673 --> 00:34:35,972
sensitively, and that's fine, I
just need to not make those
1295
00:34:35,974 --> 00:34:36,740
just need to not make those
jokes with you.
1296
00:34:36,742 --> 00:34:37,741
Jokes with you.
>> khloe: No, I don't think
1297
00:34:37,743 --> 00:34:38,742
>> khloe: No, I don't think
they're j-- I think they're
1298
00:34:38,744 --> 00:34:39,609
they're j-- I think they're
just, like, rude.
1299
00:34:39,611 --> 00:34:40,844
Just, like, rude.
>> kourtney: But to me it's a
1300
00:34:40,846 --> 00:34:43,013
>> kourtney: But to me it's a
joke, to you it's rude, so I
1301
00:34:43,015 --> 00:34:44,114
joke, to you it's rude, so I
won't make them to you, 'cause
1302
00:34:44,116 --> 00:34:45,182
won't make them to you, 'cause
you don't take it the way that
1303
00:34:45,184 --> 00:34:46,650
you don't take it the way that
I'm meaning it, which is as a
1304
00:34:46,652 --> 00:34:47,184
I'm meaning it, which is as a
joke.
1305
00:34:47,186 --> 00:34:48,585
Joke.
I think it's hard to decipher if
1306
00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:49,820
I think it's hard to decipher if
it is a joke or not.
1307
00:34:49,822 --> 00:34:51,855
It is a joke or not.
>> kourtney: Let's just move on.
1308
00:34:51,857 --> 00:34:52,789
>> kourtney: Let's just move on.
>> khloe: But I can't just move
1309
00:34:52,791 --> 00:34:53,824
>> khloe: But I can't just move
on from everything and let you
1310
00:34:53,826 --> 00:34:55,192
on from everything and let you
be an ass(bleep) forever.
1311
00:34:55,194 --> 00:34:56,026
Be an ass(bleep) forever.
>> kourtney: I'm not, I'm an
1312
00:34:56,028 --> 00:34:56,860
>> kourtney: I'm not, I'm an
authentic person.
1313
00:34:56,862 --> 00:34:57,828
Authentic person.
>> khloe: So you're
1314
00:34:57,830 --> 00:34:59,029
>> khloe: So you're
authentically allowed to be an
1315
00:34:59,031 --> 00:35:00,197
authentically allowed to be an
ass(bleep) to people just...
1316
00:35:00,199 --> 00:35:01,164
Ass(bleep) to people just...
>> kourtney: I'm not an
1317
00:35:01,166 --> 00:35:01,932
>> kourtney: I'm not an
ass(bleep).
1318
00:35:01,934 --> 00:35:02,866
Ass(bleep).
>> khloe: Huh.
1319
00:35:02,868 --> 00:35:04,534
>> khloe: Huh.
>> kim: It's just the
1320
00:35:04,536 --> 00:35:06,036
>> kim: It's just the
communication in general is
1321
00:35:06,038 --> 00:35:08,004
communication in general is
always, like, super negative
1322
00:35:08,006 --> 00:35:09,339
always, like, super negative
and bad vibes.
1323
00:35:09,341 --> 00:35:10,974
And bad vibes.
>> kourtney: For years, it used
1324
00:35:10,976 --> 00:35:13,710
>> kourtney: For years, it used
to be khloe and I against kim.
1325
00:35:13,712 --> 00:35:15,779
To be khloe and I against kim.
And for the last maybe three
1326
00:35:15,781 --> 00:35:16,947
and for the last maybe three
years, it's just been such a
1327
00:35:16,949 --> 00:35:19,015
years, it's just been such a
different dynamic where it's kim
1328
00:35:19,017 --> 00:35:20,550
different dynamic where it's kim
and khloe against me.
1329
00:35:20,552 --> 00:35:22,119
And khloe against me.
Just these little jabs and
1330
00:35:22,121 --> 00:35:23,954
just these little jabs and
comments all the time.
1331
00:35:23,956 --> 00:35:26,056
Comments all the time.
It's just so frustrating.
1332
00:35:26,058 --> 00:35:28,225
It's just so frustrating.
I feel like my attitude back to
1333
00:35:28,227 --> 00:35:30,694
I feel like my attitude back to
them is a reflection of how
1334
00:35:30,696 --> 00:35:31,995
them is a reflection of how
they're treating me.
1335
00:35:31,997 --> 00:35:33,997
They're treating me.
I think that a lot of it has to
1336
00:35:33,999 --> 00:35:36,066
I think that a lot of it has to
do with, like, you guys don't
1337
00:35:36,068 --> 00:35:39,069
do with, like, you guys don't
like change within the family.
1338
00:35:39,071 --> 00:35:41,037
Like change within the family.
Like, if somebody just does
1339
00:35:41,039 --> 00:35:42,072
like, if somebody just does
things differently or doesn't
1340
00:35:42,074 --> 00:35:44,074
things differently or doesn't
accept things or sets boundaries
1341
00:35:44,076 --> 00:35:45,008
accept things or sets boundaries
or, like, whatever.
1342
00:35:45,010 --> 00:35:46,376
Or, like, whatever.
I just think you guys don't like
1343
00:35:46,378 --> 00:35:47,210
I just think you guys don't like
that.
1344
00:35:47,212 --> 00:35:48,078
That.
>> kim: I don't think
1345
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:48,712
>> kim: I don't think
anything's different except for
1346
00:35:48,714 --> 00:35:49,679
anything's different except for
your attitude.
1347
00:35:49,681 --> 00:35:51,181
Your attitude.
So I don't, like, I don't...
1348
00:35:51,183 --> 00:35:53,016
So I don't, like, I don't...
It's not, like, a change.
1349
00:35:53,018 --> 00:35:54,384
It's not, like, a change.
>> khloe: I think kim and I are,
1350
00:35:54,386 --> 00:35:55,986
>> khloe: I think kim and I are,
like, we would be happy for any
1351
00:35:55,988 --> 00:35:58,188
like, we would be happy for any
growth, and someone evolving and
1352
00:35:58,190 --> 00:35:59,589
growth, and someone evolving and
becoming a better person, or
1353
00:35:59,591 --> 00:36:01,258
becoming a better person, or
whatever that means to you.
1354
00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:02,926
Whatever that means to you.
Whatev-- like, that's something
1355
00:36:02,928 --> 00:36:04,161
whatev-- like, that's something
any of us would encourage, but
1356
00:36:04,163 --> 00:36:05,328
any of us would encourage, but
you've become a different
1357
00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:08,765
you've become a different
person, not in the best way in
1358
00:36:08,767 --> 00:36:11,735
person, not in the best way in
some areas.
1359
00:36:11,737 --> 00:36:14,938
Some areas.
And I feel like you expect me to
1360
00:36:14,940 --> 00:36:17,040
and I feel like you expect me to
know what you're thinking or
1361
00:36:17,042 --> 00:36:18,808
know what you're thinking or
saying, and if not, you just
1362
00:36:18,810 --> 00:36:20,110
saying, and if not, you just
attack me for it.
1363
00:36:20,112 --> 00:36:21,344
Attack me for it.
And I get frustrated 'cause I
1364
00:36:21,346 --> 00:36:22,746
and I get frustrated 'cause I
never want to hurt your feelings
1365
00:36:22,748 --> 00:36:23,947
never want to hurt your feelings
or do anything to offend you,
1366
00:36:23,949 --> 00:36:25,749
or do anything to offend you,
but I seem to always offend you.
1367
00:36:25,751 --> 00:36:26,783
But I seem to always offend you.
>> kourtney: No, but we're all
1368
00:36:26,785 --> 00:36:28,218
>> kourtney: No, but we're all
different, and we just need to
1369
00:36:28,220 --> 00:36:29,286
different, and we just need to
accept each other for who we
1370
00:36:29,288 --> 00:36:30,120
accept each other for who we
are.
1371
00:36:30,122 --> 00:36:30,954
Are.
That's my tone.
1372
00:36:30,956 --> 00:36:31,855
That's my tone.
When I'm talking about something
1373
00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:33,423
when I'm talking about something
that's frustrating me, that's my
1374
00:36:33,425 --> 00:36:35,792
that's frustrating me, that's my
tone.
1375
00:36:35,794 --> 00:36:37,027
Tone.
>> khloe: I really just want us
1376
00:36:37,029 --> 00:36:39,930
>> khloe: I really just want us
to get over this weird stage
1377
00:36:39,932 --> 00:36:41,198
to get over this weird stage
that we're in right now.
1378
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:42,766
That we're in right now.
But I feel like nothing is
1379
00:36:42,768 --> 00:36:43,633
but I feel like nothing is
working.
1380
00:36:43,635 --> 00:36:44,768
Working.
There's never a right time to
1381
00:36:44,770 --> 00:36:45,969
there's never a right time to
talk about it, she never wants
1382
00:36:45,971 --> 00:36:46,903
talk about it, she never wants
resolution.
1383
00:36:46,905 --> 00:36:48,238
Resolution.
Everything's combative, and I
1384
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:49,706
everything's combative, and I
don't know what else to do.
1385
00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:51,875
Don't know what else to do.
I want resolution, but if she
1386
00:36:51,877 --> 00:36:53,143
I want resolution, but if she
doesn't, she just has to
1387
00:36:53,145 --> 00:36:54,244
doesn't, she just has to
articulate that.
1388
00:36:54,246 --> 00:36:55,412
Articulate that.
So then we can move on, and I'll
1389
00:36:55,414 --> 00:36:56,913
so then we can move on, and I'll
just have to deal with my
1390
00:36:56,915 --> 00:36:57,814
just have to deal with my
(bleep).
1391
00:36:57,816 --> 00:36:59,249
(bleep).
I just don't want to do rhymes
1392
00:36:59,251 --> 00:37:00,784
I just don't want to do rhymes
and riddles and circles and...
1393
00:37:00,786 --> 00:37:03,987
And riddles and circles and...
It's crazy.
1394
00:37:03,989 --> 00:37:05,055
It's crazy.
>> kourtney: I work my (bleep)
1395
00:37:05,057 --> 00:37:05,655
>> kourtney: I work my (bleep)
ass off.
1396
00:37:05,657 --> 00:37:06,122
Ass off.
>> khloe: Oh, my god.
1397
00:37:06,124 --> 00:37:06,756
>> khloe: Oh, my god.
>> kourtney: You're literally...
1398
00:37:06,758 --> 00:37:07,324
>> kourtney: You're literally...
>> kim: What the (bleep) is
1399
00:37:07,326 --> 00:37:07,691
>> kim: What the (bleep) is
wrong with you?
1400
00:37:07,693 --> 00:37:08,291
Wrong with you?
>> kourtney: I will literally
1401
00:37:08,293 --> 00:37:10,827
>> kourtney: I will literally
(bleep) you up.
1402
00:37:10,829 --> 00:37:11,962
(bleep) you up.
>> khloe: You guys are not
1403
00:37:11,964 --> 00:37:12,829
>> khloe: You guys are not
really fighting.
1404
00:37:12,831 --> 00:37:13,897
Really fighting.
>> kim: Don't ever (bleep) dig
1405
00:37:13,899 --> 00:37:14,998
>> kim: Don't ever (bleep) dig
your nails in me like that.
1406
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,499
Your nails in me like that.
How (bleep) old are you?!
1407
00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:19,903
♪ ♪
1408
00:37:26,978 --> 00:37:29,246
>> kim: I did my favorite hair
for you.
1409
00:37:29,248 --> 00:37:29,746
For you.
>> jonathan: How is this
1410
00:37:29,748 --> 00:37:30,714
>> jonathan: How is this
possible? Hi.
1411
00:37:30,716 --> 00:37:32,048
Possible? Hi.
>> kim: It's just-- it's just my
1412
00:37:32,050 --> 00:37:33,016
>> kim: It's just-- it's just my
regular hair.
1413
00:37:33,018 --> 00:37:34,050
Regular hair.
I had a wig on, trying to get it
1414
00:37:34,052 --> 00:37:34,818
I had a wig on, trying to get it
long.
1415
00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:35,852
Long.
It was looking so bad.
1416
00:37:35,854 --> 00:37:36,853
It was looking so bad.
>> jonathan: No, today it looks
1417
00:37:36,855 --> 00:37:37,354
>> jonathan: No, today it looks
good like this, though.
1418
00:37:37,356 --> 00:37:38,355
Good like this, though.
>> kim: So I'm just, like, I
1419
00:37:38,357 --> 00:37:39,189
>> kim: So I'm just, like, I
just needed short hair.
1420
00:37:39,191 --> 00:37:39,823
Just needed short hair.
>> jonathan: It looks good when
1421
00:37:39,825 --> 00:37:40,490
>> jonathan: It looks good when
it's all like black matrix.
1422
00:37:40,492 --> 00:37:41,024
It's all like black matrix.
>> kim: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1423
00:37:41,026 --> 00:37:42,359
>> kim: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
>> jonathan: I'm looking at the
1424
00:37:42,361 --> 00:37:43,126
>> jonathan: I'm looking at the
craziest stuffs.
1425
00:37:43,128 --> 00:37:44,060
Craziest stuffs.
>> kim: What?
1426
00:37:44,062 --> 00:37:44,661
>> kim: What?
>> jonathan: You know, like, I
1427
00:37:44,663 --> 00:37:45,228
>> jonathan: You know, like, I
want to do a story on, like,
1428
00:37:45,230 --> 00:37:45,795
want to do a story on, like,
craziest things that you mix
1429
00:37:45,797 --> 00:37:46,930
craziest things that you mix
with food.
1430
00:37:46,932 --> 00:37:47,464
With food.
So I'm just looking at the
1431
00:37:47,466 --> 00:37:48,298
so I'm just looking at the
things.
1432
00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:49,299
Things.
People put, like, m&m's on
1433
00:37:49,301 --> 00:37:50,200
people put, like, m&m's on
pizza.
1434
00:37:50,202 --> 00:37:50,700
Pizza.
>> kim: Kanye puts, um--
1435
00:37:50,702 --> 00:37:52,202
>> kim: Kanye puts, um--
he gets cereal, and then he puts
1436
00:37:52,204 --> 00:37:53,403
he gets cereal, and then he puts
our frozen yogurt...
1437
00:37:53,405 --> 00:37:54,471
Our frozen yogurt...
>> jonathan: In there?
1438
00:37:54,473 --> 00:37:55,238
>> jonathan: In there?
>> kim: ...Machine.
1439
00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:56,039
>> kim: ...Machine.
>> jonathan: Is it good?
1440
00:37:56,041 --> 00:37:56,673
>> jonathan: Is it good?
>> kim: It's-- I mean, I haven't
1441
00:37:56,675 --> 00:37:57,207
>> kim: It's-- I mean, I haven't
tried it, but he loves it.
1442
00:37:57,209 --> 00:37:58,408
Tried it, but he loves it.
(phone chimes)
1443
00:37:58,410 --> 00:37:59,042
(phone chimes)
>> jonathan: That's a fun combo.
1444
00:37:59,044 --> 00:38:01,044
>> jonathan: That's a fun combo.
>> kim: Hold on, I have to take
1445
00:38:01,046 --> 00:38:02,045
>> kim: Hold on, I have to take
this.
1446
00:38:02,047 --> 00:38:04,414
This.
Kylie did a collab with balmain.
1447
00:38:04,416 --> 00:38:05,382
Kylie did a collab with balmain.
>> jonathan: And she has to
1448
00:38:05,384 --> 00:38:06,149
>> jonathan: And she has to
promote it?
1449
00:38:06,151 --> 00:38:07,484
Promote it?
>> kim: And her thing was, all
1450
00:38:07,486 --> 00:38:08,885
>> kim: And her thing was, all
the models in his runway show
1451
00:38:08,887 --> 00:38:10,387
the models in his runway show
were doing the makeup, and she's
1452
00:38:10,389 --> 00:38:11,888
were doing the makeup, and she's
closing the show... In the
1453
00:38:11,890 --> 00:38:13,890
closing the show... In the
makeup look, and walking down...
1454
00:38:13,892 --> 00:38:14,524
Makeup look, and walking down...
>> jonathan: So she's there now,
1455
00:38:14,526 --> 00:38:15,258
>> jonathan: So she's there now,
in paris?
1456
00:38:15,260 --> 00:38:16,159
In paris?
>> kim: No, she didn't go.
1457
00:38:16,161 --> 00:38:17,227
>> kim: No, she didn't go.
She has, like, the worst strep
1458
00:38:17,229 --> 00:38:18,228
she has, like, the worst strep
throat.
1459
00:38:18,230 --> 00:38:19,229
Throat.
She can't even move.
1460
00:38:19,231 --> 00:38:20,230
She can't even move.
And now my mom's in paris
1461
00:38:20,232 --> 00:38:21,665
and now my mom's in paris
crying, calling me on the phone,
1462
00:38:21,667 --> 00:38:23,233
crying, calling me on the phone,
going, "come-- you need to come
1463
00:38:23,235 --> 00:38:24,401
going, "come-- you need to come
to paris and you need to close
1464
00:38:24,403 --> 00:38:25,769
to paris and you need to close
the show."
1465
00:38:25,771 --> 00:38:27,904
the show."
kylie's sickness has gotten a
1466
00:38:27,906 --> 00:38:29,406
kylie's sickness has gotten a
lot worse, so I get why my mom
1467
00:38:29,408 --> 00:38:31,241
lot worse, so I get why my mom
is in panic mode, 'cause she's
1468
00:38:31,243 --> 00:38:33,176
is in panic mode, 'cause she's
in paris trying to figure it all
1469
00:38:33,178 --> 00:38:33,977
in paris trying to figure it all
out.
1470
00:38:33,979 --> 00:38:34,978
Out.
I'm gonna say I honestly would,
1471
00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:35,912
I'm gonna say I honestly would,
but I don't think it goes with
1472
00:38:35,914 --> 00:38:37,781
but I don't think it goes with
my brand.
1473
00:38:37,783 --> 00:38:39,082
My brand.
We spent so much time separating
1474
00:38:39,084 --> 00:38:40,417
we spent so much time separating
kylie and kkw.
1475
00:38:40,419 --> 00:38:42,018
Kylie and kkw.
>> jonathan: Right.
1476
00:38:42,020 --> 00:38:43,253
>> jonathan: Right.
>> kim: It's just confusing.
1477
00:38:43,255 --> 00:38:44,421
>> kim: It's just confusing.
Like, why am I there?
1478
00:38:44,423 --> 00:38:46,323
Like, why am I there?
It sucks, but I just don't think
1479
00:38:46,325 --> 00:38:47,824
it sucks, but I just don't think
it makes sense for me.
1480
00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:49,993
It makes sense for me.
Hopefully, kylie can just get
1481
00:38:49,995 --> 00:38:52,529
hopefully, kylie can just get
some medicine and get on a plane
1482
00:38:52,531 --> 00:38:54,264
some medicine and get on a plane
and just tough it out, 'cause
1483
00:38:54,266 --> 00:38:55,432
and just tough it out, 'cause
this is definitely a huge
1484
00:38:55,434 --> 00:38:56,366
this is definitely a huge
commitment.
1485
00:38:56,368 --> 00:38:57,867
Commitment.
I-- if it were me, I'd go on my
1486
00:38:57,869 --> 00:38:58,835
I-- if it were me, I'd go on my
deathbed.
1487
00:38:58,837 --> 00:38:59,836
Deathbed.
>> jonathan: You'd have to.
1488
00:38:59,838 --> 00:39:00,370
>> jonathan: You'd have to.
>> kim: I'd get a steroid
1489
00:39:00,372 --> 00:39:01,304
>> kim: I'd get a steroid
injection, and wake up...
1490
00:39:01,306 --> 00:39:02,439
Injection, and wake up...
>> jonathan: Lay on the plane.
1491
00:39:02,441 --> 00:39:03,540
>> jonathan: Lay on the plane.
>> kim: So my mom's so used to
1492
00:39:03,542 --> 00:39:04,341
>> kim: So my mom's so used to
that...
1493
00:39:04,343 --> 00:39:04,908
That...
>> jonathan: That she can't
1494
00:39:04,910 --> 00:39:05,942
>> jonathan: That she can't
believe that.
1495
00:39:05,944 --> 00:39:06,543
Believe that.
>> kim: And so she's freaking
1496
00:39:06,545 --> 00:39:07,143
>> kim: And so she's freaking
out because she's not used to
1497
00:39:07,145 --> 00:39:08,144
out because she's not used to
this.
1498
00:39:08,146 --> 00:39:09,112
This.
(phone chimes)
1499
00:39:09,114 --> 00:39:11,981
(phone chimes)
"would you consider $300,000 in
1500
00:39:11,983 --> 00:39:13,383
"would you consider $300,000 in
cash and a jet tonight?"
1501
00:39:13,385 --> 00:39:15,952
cash and a jet tonight?"
(laughs)
1502
00:39:15,954 --> 00:39:17,053
(laughs)
>> jonathan: She won't stop.
1503
00:39:17,055 --> 00:39:17,687
>> jonathan: She won't stop.
I can't believe this is your mom
1504
00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:18,555
I can't believe this is your mom
talking.
1505
00:39:18,557 --> 00:39:19,456
Talking.
>> kim: She said, "god, this
1506
00:39:19,458 --> 00:39:20,557
>> kim: She said, "god, this
feels weird. Lol. Cry face.
1507
00:39:20,559 --> 00:39:22,225
Feels weird. Lol. Cry face.
But I'm totally legit."
1508
00:39:22,227 --> 00:39:23,893
but I'm totally legit."
I know you're legit.
1509
00:39:23,895 --> 00:39:26,896
I know you're legit.
But it just doesn't make sense.
1510
00:39:26,898 --> 00:39:29,999
But it just doesn't make sense.
(phone chiming)
1511
00:39:30,001 --> 00:39:31,167
(phone chiming)
okay, mom...
1512
00:39:31,169 --> 00:39:33,002
Okay, mom...
She's upped it. $400k now.
1513
00:39:33,004 --> 00:39:34,170
She's upped it. $400k now.
"I won't take a commission.
1514
00:39:34,172 --> 00:39:35,305
"I won't take a commission.
The jet can leave tonight.
1515
00:39:35,307 --> 00:39:36,806
The jet can leave tonight.
You can bring north."
1516
00:39:36,808 --> 00:39:37,907
you can bring north."
(laughs)
1517
00:39:37,909 --> 00:39:39,843
(laughs)
I feel so bad. She's begging.
1518
00:39:39,845 --> 00:39:40,377
I feel so bad. She's begging.
>> jonathan: I know, she's
1519
00:39:40,379 --> 00:39:41,244
>> jonathan: I know, she's
dying.
1520
00:39:41,246 --> 00:39:42,412
Dying.
How about she closes the show?
1521
00:39:42,414 --> 00:39:43,580
How about she closes the show?
>> kim: Oh, please, I'd have to
1522
00:39:43,582 --> 00:39:44,981
>> kim: Oh, please, I'd have to
go there and push her out.
1523
00:39:44,983 --> 00:39:47,984
Go there and push her out.
(laughs)
1524
00:39:47,986 --> 00:39:49,652
(laughs)
♪ ♪
1525
00:39:56,594 --> 00:39:59,396
>> kourtney: Hello.
>> kendall: You're here?
1526
00:39:59,398 --> 00:40:00,997
>> kendall: You're here?
>> kourtney: Yep. Hi, ken,
1527
00:40:00,999 --> 00:40:02,132
>> kourtney: Yep. Hi, ken,
welcome home.
1528
00:40:02,134 --> 00:40:04,334
Welcome home.
Welcome back.
1529
00:40:04,336 --> 00:40:05,368
Welcome back.
>> kendall: Thank you.
1530
00:40:05,370 --> 00:40:06,269
>> kendall: Thank you.
>> kourtney: I don't know how
1531
00:40:06,271 --> 00:40:07,604
>> kourtney: I don't know how
you say this is not itchy.
1532
00:40:07,606 --> 00:40:08,938
You say this is not itchy.
>> kendall: It's not at all.
1533
00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:10,273
>> kendall: It's not at all.
>> kourtney: But it's very nice.
1534
00:40:10,275 --> 00:40:11,274
>> kourtney: But it's very nice.
>> khloe: Where was kendall?
1535
00:40:11,276 --> 00:40:12,342
>> khloe: Where was kendall?
Oh, milan or whatever?
1536
00:40:12,344 --> 00:40:15,245
Oh, milan or whatever?
>> kim: Milan and london, right?
1537
00:40:15,247 --> 00:40:15,879
>> kim: Milan and london, right?
>> kendall: Oh, my god, and then
1538
00:40:15,881 --> 00:40:17,013
>> kendall: Oh, my god, and then
mom tried to (bleep) bribe me
1539
00:40:17,015 --> 00:40:17,881
mom tried to (bleep) bribe me
with money.
1540
00:40:17,883 --> 00:40:18,581
With money.
>> khloe: Oh.
1541
00:40:18,583 --> 00:40:19,616
>> khloe: Oh.
>> kim: Oh, my god, me, too.
1542
00:40:19,618 --> 00:40:20,617
>> kim: Oh, my god, me, too.
>> kendall: But the fact that
1543
00:40:20,619 --> 00:40:21,618
>> kendall: But the fact that
mom-- I know mom's desperate.
1544
00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:22,619
Mom-- I know mom's desperate.
It makes me feel bad 'cause
1545
00:40:22,621 --> 00:40:23,953
it makes me feel bad 'cause
she's stressing out and she
1546
00:40:23,955 --> 00:40:24,454
she's stressing out and she
doesn't want to, like...
1547
00:40:24,456 --> 00:40:25,021
Doesn't want to, like...
>> kim: She was crying to me
1548
00:40:25,023 --> 00:40:26,222
>> kim: She was crying to me
earlier.
1549
00:40:26,224 --> 00:40:26,856
Earlier.
She was like, "I don't know what
1550
00:40:26,858 --> 00:40:28,024
she was like, "I don't know what
to do."
1551
00:40:28,026 --> 00:40:30,059
to do."
the problem is, if I were on my
1552
00:40:30,061 --> 00:40:32,395
the problem is, if I were on my
deathbed, I would still show up.
1553
00:40:32,397 --> 00:40:33,963
Deathbed, I would still show up.
And mom is so used to me,
1554
00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:36,099
and mom is so used to me,
kourtney... Me and khloe going
1555
00:40:36,101 --> 00:40:37,634
kourtney... Me and khloe going
on our deathbeds.
1556
00:40:37,636 --> 00:40:39,035
On our deathbeds.
>> kendall: And me.
1557
00:40:39,037 --> 00:40:39,903
>> kendall: And me.
>> kim: No, you'll... You get
1558
00:40:39,905 --> 00:40:41,304
>> kim: No, you'll... You get
anxiety, and it's like hard...
1559
00:40:41,306 --> 00:40:42,305
Anxiety, and it's like hard...
>> kendall: Are you (bleep)
1560
00:40:42,307 --> 00:40:43,039
>> kendall: Are you (bleep)
kidding me?
1561
00:40:43,041 --> 00:40:43,940
Kidding me?
Like, I literally will come at
1562
00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:45,041
like, I literally will come at
you right now.
1563
00:40:45,043 --> 00:40:45,875
You right now.
>> kim: Why?
1564
00:40:45,877 --> 00:40:46,443
>> kim: Why?
>> kendall: I swear to god.
1565
00:40:46,445 --> 00:40:48,044
>> kendall: I swear to god.
>> kim: I was just expressing
1566
00:40:48,046 --> 00:40:49,579
>> kim: I was just expressing
that kylie not going to paris,
1567
00:40:49,581 --> 00:40:51,114
that kylie not going to paris,
and how my mom's freaking out
1568
00:40:51,116 --> 00:40:52,582
and how my mom's freaking out
and crying and begging us...
1569
00:40:52,584 --> 00:40:55,084
And crying and begging us...
She's so used to me and khloe
1570
00:40:55,086 --> 00:40:57,220
she's so used to me and khloe
showing up, especially khloe.
1571
00:40:57,222 --> 00:40:58,555
Showing up, especially khloe.
Like, we would have gone no
1572
00:40:58,557 --> 00:41:00,156
like, we would have gone no
matter how sick we are.
1573
00:41:00,158 --> 00:41:02,559
Matter how sick we are.
That's just who we are and who
1574
00:41:02,561 --> 00:41:03,626
that's just who we are and who
we've always been.
1575
00:41:03,628 --> 00:41:04,661
We've always been.
>> kendall: I've been sick as
1576
00:41:04,663 --> 00:41:06,629
>> kendall: I've been sick as
(bleep), been having major panic
1577
00:41:06,631 --> 00:41:07,564
(bleep), been having major panic
attacks.
1578
00:41:07,566 --> 00:41:08,665
Attacks.
I work my (bleep) ass off when
1579
00:41:08,667 --> 00:41:09,432
I work my (bleep) ass off when
I'm sick or not.
1580
00:41:09,434 --> 00:41:10,333
I'm sick or not.
>> khloe: Who says you don't...?
1581
00:41:10,335 --> 00:41:11,468
>> khloe: Who says you don't...?
>> kim: I just said, "mom is so
1582
00:41:11,470 --> 00:41:12,635
>> kim: I just said, "mom is so
used to," and then I said "me,
1583
00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:15,238
used to," and then I said "me,
kourtney-- me and khloe..."
1584
00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:16,239
kourtney-- me and khloe..."
you know, whenever, if we're
1585
00:41:16,241 --> 00:41:17,440
you know, whenever, if we're
sick-- well, you don't care
1586
00:41:17,442 --> 00:41:18,308
sick-- well, you don't care
about stuff, like, if she...
1587
00:41:18,310 --> 00:41:19,209
About stuff, like, if she...
If it's a Saturday...
1588
00:41:19,211 --> 00:41:20,109
If it's a Saturday...
>> kourtney: But you act like I
1589
00:41:20,111 --> 00:41:20,510
>> kourtney: But you act like I
don't do (bleep).
1590
00:41:20,512 --> 00:41:21,578
Don't do (bleep).
Do you know, all I (bleep)...
1591
00:41:21,580 --> 00:41:22,479
Do you know, all I (bleep)...
>> khloe: Can you shut the door?
1592
00:41:22,481 --> 00:41:23,179
>> khloe: Can you shut the door?
>> kourtney: You have this, this
1593
00:41:23,181 --> 00:41:24,247
>> kourtney: You have this, this
narrative in your mind...
1594
00:41:24,249 --> 00:41:25,114
Narrative in your mind...
>> kim: I'm not saying that...
1595
00:41:25,116 --> 00:41:26,082
>> kim: I'm not saying that...
>> kourtney: No, no, no, I will
1596
00:41:26,084 --> 00:41:27,984
>> kourtney: No, no, no, I will
literally (bleep) you up if you
1597
00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:29,519
literally (bleep) you up if you
mention it again.
1598
00:41:29,521 --> 00:41:30,687
Mention it again.
Literally shut the (bleep) up
1599
00:41:30,689 --> 00:41:32,989
literally shut the (bleep) up
and don't laugh like that.
1600
00:41:32,991 --> 00:41:34,691
And don't laugh like that.
You look like a freak.
1601
00:41:34,693 --> 00:41:35,458
You look like a freak.
>> kim: Okay.
1602
00:41:35,460 --> 00:41:35,992
>> kim: Okay.
>> kourtney: But honestly,
1603
00:41:35,994 --> 00:41:37,660
>> kourtney: But honestly,
change the narrative in your
1604
00:41:37,662 --> 00:41:39,095
change the narrative in your
mind.
1605
00:41:39,097 --> 00:41:41,598
Mind.
I work my (bleep) ass off.
1606
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,266
I work my (bleep) ass off.
I just, I c-- I don't want to
1607
00:41:43,268 --> 00:41:44,601
I just, I c-- I don't want to
hear this narrative anymore
1608
00:41:44,603 --> 00:41:46,436
hear this narrative anymore
about this work ethic and she's
1609
00:41:46,438 --> 00:41:48,037
about this work ethic and she's
the only one with work ethic and
1610
00:41:48,039 --> 00:41:49,372
the only one with work ethic and
she's doing this, this and this.
1611
00:41:49,374 --> 00:41:51,708
She's doing this, this and this.
As if she's better because she
1612
00:41:51,710 --> 00:41:53,610
as if she's better because she
works more or because-- like,
1613
00:41:53,612 --> 00:41:55,612
works more or because-- like,
it's such bull(bleep).
1614
00:41:55,614 --> 00:41:57,213
It's such bull(bleep).
We don't all have to do things
1615
00:41:57,215 --> 00:41:58,281
we don't all have to do things
the same way.
1616
00:41:58,283 --> 00:41:59,616
The same way.
But also, if I didn't want to
1617
00:41:59,618 --> 00:42:01,317
but also, if I didn't want to
work my ass off and I wanted to
1618
00:42:01,319 --> 00:42:03,286
work my ass off and I wanted to
be a stay-at-home mom, that's
1619
00:42:03,288 --> 00:42:05,021
be a stay-at-home mom, that's
(bleep) fine, you (bleep)
1620
00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:06,990
(bleep) fine, you (bleep)
literal (bleep).
1621
00:42:06,992 --> 00:42:07,423
Literal (bleep).
You're literally...
1622
00:42:07,425 --> 00:42:08,324
You're literally...
>> kim: What the (bleep) is
1623
00:42:08,326 --> 00:42:09,025
>> kim: What the (bleep) is
wrong with you?
1624
00:42:09,027 --> 00:42:09,626
Wrong with you?
>> kourtney: I will literally
1625
00:42:09,628 --> 00:42:10,960
>> kourtney: I will literally
(bleep) you up.
1626
00:42:10,962 --> 00:42:11,427
(bleep) you up.
>> khloe: You guys, my
1627
00:42:11,429 --> 00:42:12,161
>> khloe: You guys, my
daughter's sleeping.
1628
00:42:12,163 --> 00:42:13,162
Daughter's sleeping.
>> kim: Don't ever come at me
1629
00:42:13,164 --> 00:42:13,663
>> kim: Don't ever come at me
like that.
1630
00:42:13,665 --> 00:42:14,163
Like that.
>> khloe: You two, stop.
1631
00:42:14,165 --> 00:42:15,298
>> khloe: You two, stop.
>> kim: I swear to god, I'll
1632
00:42:15,300 --> 00:42:16,499
>> kim: I swear to god, I'll
punch you in your face.
1633
00:42:16,501 --> 00:42:17,500
Punch you in your face.
>> kourtney: So do it.
1634
00:42:17,502 --> 00:42:18,401
>> kourtney: So do it.
>> kim: Don't (bleep) with me.
1635
00:42:18,403 --> 00:42:19,202
>> kim: Don't (bleep) with me.
I swear to god.
1636
00:42:19,204 --> 00:42:20,036
I swear to god.
>> kourtney: Do it already.
1637
00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:21,504
>> kourtney: Do it already.
>> kim: Don't (bleep) use your
1638
00:42:21,506 --> 00:42:22,372
>> kim: Don't (bleep) use your
nails...
1639
00:42:22,374 --> 00:42:23,740
Nails...
>> khloe: Stop. Okay.
1640
00:42:23,742 --> 00:42:24,641
>> khloe: Stop. Okay.
Stop, you two.
1641
00:42:24,643 --> 00:42:26,376
Stop, you two.
(laughs): Okay, stop.
1642
00:42:26,378 --> 00:42:27,977
(laughs): Okay, stop.
Go to your own corners.
1643
00:42:27,979 --> 00:42:29,245
Go to your own corners.
>> kim: Like-- no, no.
1644
00:42:29,247 --> 00:42:30,146
>> kim: Like-- no, no.
>> khloe: True is sleep...
1645
00:42:30,148 --> 00:42:30,613
>> khloe: True is sleep...
>> kim: Don't ever...
1646
00:42:30,615 --> 00:42:31,147
>> kim: Don't ever...
>> kourtney: Then shut the
1647
00:42:31,149 --> 00:42:32,015
>> kourtney: Then shut the
(bleep) up!
1648
00:42:32,017 --> 00:42:32,482
(bleep) up!
>> kim: Don't ever...
1649
00:42:32,484 --> 00:42:33,483
>> kim: Don't ever...
>> kourtney: Do it or shut the
1650
00:42:33,485 --> 00:42:34,217
>> kourtney: Do it or shut the
(bleep) up.
1651
00:42:34,219 --> 00:42:35,351
(bleep) up.
>> kim: Don't ever (bleep) dig
1652
00:42:35,353 --> 00:42:36,719
>> kim: Don't ever (bleep) dig
your nails in me like that.
1653
00:42:36,721 --> 00:42:37,420
Your nails in me like that.
>> khloe: Stop it.
1654
00:42:37,422 --> 00:42:38,421
>> khloe: Stop it.
>> kim: How (bleep) old are you?
1655
00:42:38,423 --> 00:42:39,656
>> kim: How (bleep) old are you?
>> kourtney: How old are you?
1656
00:42:39,658 --> 00:42:41,591
>> kourtney: How old are you?
Shut the (bleep) up.
1657
00:42:41,593 --> 00:42:43,593
Shut the (bleep) up.
>> khloe: Guys, stop!
1658
00:42:43,595 --> 00:42:44,761
>> khloe: Guys, stop!
>> kim: How old am I?
1659
00:42:44,763 --> 00:42:45,762
>> kim: How old am I?
How old are you?
1660
00:42:45,764 --> 00:42:46,496
How old are you?
>> khloe: Don't.
1661
00:42:46,498 --> 00:42:47,730
>> khloe: Don't.
Both of you-- okay, separate.
1662
00:42:47,732 --> 00:42:49,332
Both of you-- okay, separate.
>> kim: No, no, no.
1663
00:42:49,334 --> 00:42:50,033
>> kim: No, no, no.
Don't ever...!
1664
00:42:50,035 --> 00:42:51,034
Don't ever...!
>> khloe: Children, stop.
1665
00:42:51,036 --> 00:42:52,602
>> khloe: Children, stop.
Guys, stop it!
1666
00:42:56,073 --> 00:42:58,775
(bleep)
>> kris: Kylie absolutely can't
1667
00:42:58,777 --> 00:43:00,677
>> kris: Kylie absolutely can't
come, and they're gonna take her
1668
00:43:00,679 --> 00:43:01,678
come, and they're gonna take her
to the hospital.
1669
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:03,246
To the hospital.
This is really bad.
1670
00:43:03,248 --> 00:43:05,014
This is really bad.
I don't know what I'm gonna say
1671
00:43:05,016 --> 00:43:06,049
I don't know what I'm gonna say
to olivier.
1672
00:43:06,051 --> 00:43:07,216
To olivier.
>> corey: Just breathe first.
1673
00:43:07,218 --> 00:43:08,518
>> corey: Just breathe first.
>> kourtney: I'm supposed to go
1674
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:10,353
>> kourtney: I'm supposed to go
to armenia with kim.
1675
00:43:10,355 --> 00:43:11,588
To armenia with kim.
>> scott: She could possibly
1676
00:43:11,590 --> 00:43:13,456
>> scott: She could possibly
break down.
1677
00:43:13,458 --> 00:43:14,757
Break down.
I don't want anyone to lead her
1678
00:43:14,759 --> 00:43:15,525
I don't want anyone to lead her
to that, either.
1679
00:43:15,527 --> 00:43:16,392
To that, either.
>> khloe: What kind of
1680
00:43:16,394 --> 00:43:17,193
>> khloe: What kind of
relationship is this?
1681
00:43:17,195 --> 00:43:17,827
Relationship is this?
>> kourtney: You're just such a
1682
00:43:17,829 --> 00:43:18,528
>> kourtney: You're just such a
bitch, though.
1683
00:43:18,530 --> 00:43:19,395
Bitch, though.
>> khloe: You don't think you're
1684
00:43:19,397 --> 00:43:20,630
>> khloe: You don't think you're
a bitch just 'cause you cry?
1685
00:43:20,632 --> 00:43:22,031
A bitch just 'cause you cry?
>> kourtney: I just can't do it
1686
00:43:22,033 --> 00:43:23,566
>> kourtney: I just can't do it
anymore.
1687
00:43:23,568 --> 00:43:24,367
Anymore.
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