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Kris jenner here. Are you guys sitting comfortably

are you guys sitting comfortably at home?

At home? Good, 'cause I want to read you

good, 'cause I want to read you guys an amazing story.

Guys an amazing story. Volume 18 of the great book of

volume 18 of the great book of kardashian-jenner tales.

Kardashian-jenner tales. "once upon a time in a magical

"once upon a time in a magical kingdom of glitter and glamour,

kingdom of glitter and glamour, there lived a powerful queen who

there lived a powerful queen who gave birth to five princesses."

gave birth to five princesses." (laughter)

(laughter) (humming)

(humming) "each with their own gifts and

"each with their own gifts and passions, from health..."

passions, from health..." >> kourtney: One hug should be

>> kourtney: One hug should be 20 seconds for the oxytocin to

20 seconds for the oxytocin to kick in.

Kick in. >> khloe: "...To beauty..."

>> khloe: "...To beauty..." >> kylie: This is gonna be so

>> kylie: This is gonna be so big for kylie cosmetics.

Big for kylie cosmetics. >> khloe: "...To justice..."

>> khloe: "...To justice..." >> kim: I know in their hearts,

>> kim: I know in their hearts, they would not want to execute

they would not want to execute an innocent person.

An innocent person. >> khloe: "...To adventure..."

>> khloe: "...To adventure..." (scott screams)

(scott screams) "...To humor."

"...To humor." we have to talk about our next

we have to talk about our next prank.

Prank. I'm thinking I dress up like my

I'm thinking I dress up like my mom.

Mom. (scott laughs)

(scott laughs) >> tracy: Tmz got very

>> tracy: Tmz got very unflattering photos of you.

Unflattering photos of you. >> kris: Where?

>> kris: Where? Tracy, where?

Tracy, where? >> khloe: "but as their kingdom

>> khloe: "but as their kingdom grew stronger, so, too, did the

grew stronger, so, too, did the burdens that came with it."

burdens that came with it." >> kim: This is so insane.

>> kim: This is so insane. >> kourtney: I don't like being

>> kourtney: I don't like being a celebrity.

A celebrity. >> kris: Kylie can't come, and

>> kris: Kylie can't come, and they're gonna take her to the

they're gonna take her to the hospital.

Hospital. >> khloe: "the relationships

>> khloe: "the relationships were tested every step of the

were tested every step of the way."

way." >> kris: If you need somebody to

>> kris: If you need somebody to talk to, we should sit down,

talk to, we should sit down, because I just feel really bad.

Because I just feel really bad. >> kourtney: I just can't do it

>> kourtney: I just can't do it anymore.

Anymore. >> kylie: I'm gonna do my

>> kylie: I'm gonna do my christmas morning at my house.

Christmas morning at my house. >> kendall: But don't you think

>> kendall: But don't you think it's nice for the kids to do it

it's nice for the kids to do it together?

Together? >> kylie: Santa visits our

>> kylie: Santa visits our house.

House. That's what it's gonna be.

That's what it's gonna be. >> kris: Come on, tristan.

>> kris: Come on, tristan. >> tristan: Am I invited?

>> tristan: Am I invited? >> kris: Of course you're

>> kris: Of course you're invited.

Invited. >> khloe: It's not even been a

>> khloe: It's not even been a year. We need space.

Year. We need space. This is not good.

This is not good. >> kourtney: You're such a

>> kourtney: You're such a bitch.

Bitch. >> khloe: You don't think you're

>> khloe: You don't think you're a bitch just 'cause you cry?

A bitch just 'cause you cry? >> kourtney: I will (bleep) you

>> kourtney: I will (bleep) you up, you literal (bleep).

Up, you literal (bleep). >> khloe: Stop, you two.

>> khloe: Stop, you two. Kourtney!

Kourtney! >> khloe: Oh, you want to know

>> khloe: Oh, you want to know what happens next?

What happens next? Well, honey, you got to stay

well, honey, you got to stay tuned.

Tuned. >> malika: Khloe, I'm pregnant.

>> malika: Khloe, I'm pregnant. >> kris: Here's to 2020.

>> kris: Here's to 2020. Yeah, mamacita!

Yeah, mamacita! >> kim: Just get the (bleep) out

>> kim: Just get the (bleep) out of here.

Of here. I don't even want to see your

I don't even want to see your (bleep) face.

(bleep) face. >> kourtney: I don't want to be

>> kourtney: I don't want to be near your fat ass, okay?

Near your fat ass, okay? >> kim: Then go.

>> kim: Then go. >> kourtney: Shut the (bleep)

>> kourtney: Shut the (bleep) up.

Up. >> khloe: Matthew, I need more!

>> khloe: Matthew, I need more! (sighs)

(sighs) ♪ ♪

♪ ♪

>> man: Here we go, guys. Ready to go in?

Ready to go in? >> kim: We just had a break, and

>> kim: We just had a break, and khloe and I took an amazing

khloe and I took an amazing vacation in the bahamas.

Vacation in the bahamas. Our girls are the same age.

Our girls are the same age. It's fun to go on vacation, and

it's fun to go on vacation, and her and I are vibing.

Her and I are vibing. Kourtney went to Italy.

Kourtney went to Italy. So we got to all kind of, like,

so we got to all kind of, like, branch out.

Branch out. And now it is fashion week in

and now it is fashion week in new york.

New york. It's gonna be a long day of

it's gonna be a long day of press.

Press. Lots of interviews.

Lots of interviews. Lots of madness.

Lots of madness. Lots of work.

Lots of work. >> newswoman: Millions want to

>> newswoman: Millions want to keep up with kim kardashian

keep up with kim kardashian west.

West. Today, she's launching her new

today, she's launching her new line of shapewear called skims.

Line of shapewear called skims. >> kim: I'm excited that skims

>> kim: I'm excited that skims is finally here to launch after

is finally here to launch after all of the name drama.

All of the name drama. They're saying that I'm

they're saying that I'm cultural-appropriating.

Cultural-appropriating. >> scott: Is there a possibility

>> scott: Is there a possibility you're gonna change the name?

You're gonna change the name? >> kim: I really feel good about

>> kim: I really feel good about it, and I'm ready to just move

it, and I'm ready to just move forward and have an amazing

forward and have an amazing launch.

Launch. I don't think I've ever been so

I don't think I've ever been so excited about a-a project, or so

excited about a-a project, or so confident about something.

Confident about something. Everyone needs shapewear, and

everyone needs shapewear, and I'm really proud of it.

I'm really proud of it. (reporters clamoring)

(reporters clamoring) ♪ ♪

thank you. No, no, no.

No, no, no. I'm also here launching my kkw

I'm also here launching my kkw beauty collab with winnie

beauty collab with winnie harlow.

Harlow. And I love being in new

and I love being in new york and doing press.

York and doing press. It's always really fun.

It's always really fun. I was just thinking of you.

I was just thinking of you. Yeah, you look so pretty.

Yeah, you look so pretty. Thank you guys for coming.

Do you have my phone? (facetime ringing)

thank you. I get a phone call from tristan,

I get a phone call from tristan, of all people, and I'm like,

of all people, and I'm like, "I haven't talked to him in a

"I haven't talked to him in a long time."

long time." um, "what is he calling me for?

Um, "what is he calling me for? What drama's going on at home?"

what drama's going on at home?" hey.

Hey. >> tristan: Hey, are you in that

>> tristan: Hey, are you in that store across the street from me?

Store across the street from me? You're literally across from me.

You're literally across from me. >> kim: No, I just walked out.

>> kim: No, I just walked out. I was at the mercer.

I was at the mercer. >> tristan: Yeah. Oh!

>> tristan: Yeah. Oh! Okay, okay, yeah.

Okay, okay, yeah. I'm right-right there.

I'm right-right there. >> kim: I had no idea that

>> kim: I had no idea that tristan is even in new york, so

tristan is even in new york, so I'm so surprised to get his

I'm so surprised to get his call.

Call. You know, we're not feuding at

you know, we're not feuding at all anymore.

All anymore. We've totally gotten to a good

we've totally gotten to a good place, but we've just never been

place, but we've just never been the closest.

The closest. So I appreciate that he's

so I appreciate that he's reaching out, I just don't know

reaching out, I just don't know what to say.

What to say. I'm going to milos later, but

I'm going to milos later, but I'm filming with jonathan and

I'm filming with jonathan and simon and la la, so you probably

simon and la la, so you probably don't want to come.

Don't want to come. But I can... I can...

But I can... I can... >> tristan: Yeah, I'll hit you,

>> tristan: Yeah, I'll hit you, like, around 7:30.

Like, around 7:30. Even if I pop by to have a drink

even if I pop by to have a drink or something, I'll just do that.

Or something, I'll just do that. >> kim: Okay, cool.

>> kim: Okay, cool. Yeah, or come at the end for

yeah, or come at the end for dessert or whatever.

Dessert or whatever. >> tristan: Yeah, for sure.

>> tristan: Yeah, for sure. Okay.

Okay. >> kim: Okay, cool.

>> kim: Okay, cool. >> tristan: All right, then.

>> tristan: All right, then. >> kim: Okay, bye.

>> kim: Okay, bye. >> tristan: All right.

>> tristan: All right. >> kim: Khloe's gonna die.

(khloe whoops) hi, doll. What are you doing?

Hi, doll. What are you doing? >> khloe: Oh, just taking shots

>> khloe: Oh, just taking shots over here.

Over here. >> kim: Shots? For what?

>> kim: Shots? For what? >> khloe: My throat.

>> khloe: My throat. >> kim: Wait, so I was leaving

>> kim: Wait, so I was leaving the-the mercer hotel and then I

the-the mercer hotel and then I get a call on my cell phone from

get a call on my cell phone from tristan.

Tristan. And he was like, "oh, my god,

and he was like, "oh, my god, I'm right next door."

I'm right next door." >> khloe: Where? Oh, my god.

>> khloe: Where? Oh, my god. >> kim: Um... And he was like,

>> kim: Um... And he was like, "oh, I'm there," and he's like,

"oh, I'm there," and he's like, "what are you doing?" and I was

"what are you doing?" and I was like, "I'm gonna go have dinner

like, "I'm gonna go have dinner with my friends," so I was like,

with my friends," so I was like, "do you want to come?"

"do you want to come?" >> khloe: You invited him to

>> khloe: You invited him to dinner?

Dinner? (kim laughs)

(kim laughs) >> kim: Kind of, but I was just

>> kim: Kind of, but I was just like, "my god, what did I do?"

like, "my god, what did I do?" >> khloe: That's beyond generous

>> khloe: That's beyond generous of you.

Of you. >> kim: I don't think what

>> kim: I don't think what tristan did was obviously right,

tristan did was obviously right, like, I obviously, like, can't--

like, I obviously, like, can't-- that's not my thing, and I

that's not my thing, and I brutalized him.

Brutalized him. I'm, like, done.

I'm, like, done. Done with him.

Done with him. I'm going to, like, spit on him.

I'm going to, like, spit on him. I also know that that's true's

I also know that that's true's dad, and mom cheated on dad, and

dad, and mom cheated on dad, and we-- you know what I mean?

We-- you know what I mean? And all of their friends, like,

and all of their friends, like, forgave mom.

Forgave mom. >> khloe: Right. No, I think

>> khloe: Right. No, I think what you're doing is a nice

what you're doing is a nice thing.

Thing. I think it's beyond generous of

I think it's beyond generous of you that you invited him.

You that you invited him. >> kim: I think forgiveness is,

>> kim: I think forgiveness is, like, the best way.

Like, the best way. >> khloe: Tristan and I are in a

>> khloe: Tristan and I are in a good place, like, when it comes

good place, like, when it comes to true, I have an open-door

to true, I have an open-door policy with tristan.

Policy with tristan. I choose to keep any personal

I choose to keep any personal feelings-- like, those are

feelings-- like, those are personal.

Personal. But this dinner sounds super

but this dinner sounds super awkward and I can't imagine what

awkward and I can't imagine what it's gonna be like.

It's gonna be like. I sort of wish I was there,

I sort of wish I was there, (chuckles): Just...

(chuckles): Just... But I would make it more

but I would make it more awkward, I know.

Awkward, I know. Oh, my god.

Oh, my god. >> kim: Um, okay, I'm gonna run

>> kim: Um, okay, I'm gonna run inside, 'cause I have to go

inside, 'cause I have to go shopping, but love you.

Shopping, but love you. >> khloe: Love you.

>> khloe: Love you. This was, like, a drive-by

this was, like, a drive-by gossip session, oh, my god.

Gossip session, oh, my god. ♪ ♪

(cheering)

>> all: Hi. >> kylie: Hi, everybody.

>> kylie: Hi, everybody. >> kris: Hi.

>> kris: Hi. >> kylie: Hi, everybody.

>> kylie: Hi, everybody. >> kris: How are you?

>> kris: How are you? >> kylie: Hey.

>> kylie: Hey. >> kris: Hey.

>> kris: Hey. >> kylie: This summer has been

>> kylie: This summer has been amazing.

Amazing. I celebrated my 22nd birthday on

I celebrated my 22nd birthday on a yacht trip around europe.

A yacht trip around europe. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ it feels great to be 22.

It feels great to be 22. I feel like I'm 47, but 22 is

I feel like I'm 47, but 22 is amazing, um, and it's just, each

amazing, um, and it's just, each year it's only getting better.

Year it's only getting better. >> kris: So, I just got off the

>> kris: So, I just got off the phone with everybody on the

phone with everybody on the balmain team.

Balmain team. They're getting everything

they're getting everything organized, they're super

organized, they're super excited.

Excited. >> kylie: Nice. I can't wait.

>> kylie: Nice. I can't wait. >> kris: Yeah.

>> kris: Yeah. >> kylie: This is gonna be so

>> kylie: This is gonna be so big for kylie cosmetics.

Big for kylie cosmetics. >> kris: I know.

>> kris: I know. Kylie has decided to do a collab

kylie has decided to do a collab with balmain and olivier

with balmain and olivier rousteing.

Rousteing. >> kris: I think it's great that

>> kris: I think it's great that you get to be sort of the

you get to be sort of the creative director of doing the

creative director of doing the girls' makeup that are walking

girls' makeup that are walking in the show.

In the show. >> kylie: Mm-hmm.

>> kylie: Mm-hmm. >> kris: And I can't believe

>> kris: And I can't believe that you're gonna close the

that you're gonna close the show.

Show. >> kylie: I know.

>> kylie: I know. >> kris: Are you nervous?

>> kris: Are you nervous? >> kylie: Kinda.

>> kylie: Kinda. I think I need a little lesson

I think I need a little lesson from kendall.

From kendall. (laughs)

(laughs) for sure.

For sure. >> kris: Olivier has decided to

>> kris: Olivier has decided to incorporate the palettes and the

incorporate the palettes and the lipsticks that he's putting on

lipsticks that he's putting on the models, and that's really

the models, and that's really never been done before.

Never been done before. And he's also invited kylie to

and he's also invited kylie to walk and close the show in

walk and close the show in paris, which is huge.

Paris, which is huge. (kylie clicks tongue)

(kylie clicks tongue) okay, I love you.

Okay, I love you. >> kylie: Love you.

>> kylie: Love you. >> kris: I'm gonna go back to

>> kris: I'm gonna go back to work, and I'll text you if I

work, and I'll text you if I have any more questions, okay?

Have any more questions, okay? >> kylie: All righty.

>> kylie: All righty. >> kris: All right. I love you.

>> kris: All right. I love you. >> kylie: Love you.

>> kylie: Love you. >> kris: Why do you have a

>> kris: Why do you have a dolphin in your office?

Dolphin in your office? >> kylie: It's a jeff koons.

>> kylie: It's a jeff koons. (kris laughs)

(kris laughs) ♪ ♪

>> khloe: Andrew, be careful with that long piece of hair.

With that long piece of hair. >> andrew: That's her real hair.

>> andrew: That's her real hair. >> kourtney: Oh, how long is it

>> kourtney: Oh, how long is it now?

Now? >> andrew: That length.

>> andrew: That length. >> kourtney: It is my first day

>> kourtney: It is my first day back to work, back to filming

back to work, back to filming after my summer vacation.

After my summer vacation. I took my kids to Italy for a

I took my kids to Italy for a month.

Month. And, actually, kendall met me in

and, actually, kendall met me in Italy.

Italy. And then we went to idaho for a

and then we went to idaho for a week.

Week. >> lauren: Hey, kourt, can we go

>> lauren: Hey, kourt, can we go over your schedule for today?

Over your schedule for today? >> kourtney: Mm-hmm.

>> kourtney: Mm-hmm. >> lauren: So, you know you have

>> lauren: So, you know you have the arch digest shoot.

The arch digest shoot. And then I'll prep you for that

and then I'll prep you for that when you're done with glam.

When you're done with glam. We need some poosh approvals

we need some poosh approvals today.

Today. Klean kan wants to confirm

klean kan wants to confirm whether or not you're coming.

Whether or not you're coming. And then you have a call with

and then you have a call with your attorney at 4:00.

Your attorney at 4:00. >> kourtney: I'm also not only

>> kourtney: I'm also not only shooting for our show today, but

shooting for our show today, but I'm also shooting architectural

I'm also shooting architectural digest for my home, so I'm just

digest for my home, so I'm just being torn in a lot of different

being torn in a lot of different directions.

Directions. And after being off for a month,

and after being off for a month, like, it just gives me anxiety,

like, it just gives me anxiety, knowing that I'm going to be

knowing that I'm going to be having no real privacy.

Having no real privacy. There's probably gonna be 40

there's probably gonna be 40 people in my house today.

People in my house today. (kourtney coughs)

(kourtney coughs) >> khloe: You okay?

>> khloe: You okay? >> kourtney: I was just choking.

>> kourtney: I was just choking. >> khloe: Oh, my gosh.

>> khloe: Oh, my gosh. >> kourtney: I feel like I hate

>> kourtney: I feel like I hate my hair.

My hair. It's so blah.

It's so blah. >> khloe: I really thought you

>> khloe: I really thought you were crying.

Were crying. >> kourtney: I'm just so (bleep)

>> kourtney: I'm just so (bleep) over glam.

Over glam. I honestly don't want to film.

I honestly don't want to film. (phone chimes)

(phone chimes) like, ever again. (chuckles)

like, ever again. (chuckles) >> khloe: Oh.

>> khloe: Oh. Okay.

Okay. I know last season there was a

I know last season there was a lot of speculation, and a lot of

lot of speculation, and a lot of back and forth of what

back and forth of what kourtney's gonna do.

Kourtney's gonna do. >> kris: The right decision

>> kris: The right decision about the show is to do it as

about the show is to do it as long as everybody's happy.

Long as everybody's happy. >> kourtney: What I'm saying is,

>> kourtney: What I'm saying is, I'm getting to the point where

I'm getting to the point where I'm not happy.

I'm not happy. >> khloe: She could have made

>> khloe: She could have made the decision to quit.

The decision to quit. She chose to not quit.

She chose to not quit. But she's here today exactly

but she's here today exactly where we left off.

Where we left off. It's affecting my mood that

it's affecting my mood that she's so miserable that we're

she's so miserable that we're here doing our job that she has

here doing our job that she has agreed to.

Agreed to. >> kourtney: I'm just, like, so

>> kourtney: I'm just, like, so over this.

Over this. I just, like, I literally don't

I just, like, I literally don't want to get glam.

Want to get glam. >> khloe: Okay. So don't glam.

>> khloe: Okay. So don't glam. >> kourtney: And this whole...

>> kourtney: And this whole... >> khloe: Or you won't film

>> khloe: Or you won't film without glam?

Without glam? >> kourtney: Oh, no, I'm not

>> kourtney: Oh, no, I'm not filming without glam.

I know that I have a choice not to film this season.

To film this season. And, you know, just, like,

and, you know, just, like, having that thought in my head

having that thought in my head that it is an option.

That it is an option. Just because everyone else in

just because everyone else in the family is doing it doesn't

the family is doing it doesn't mean that I don't have to if my

mean that I don't have to if my priorities are elsewhere.

Priorities are elsewhere. But I have, you know, made a

but I have, you know, made a couple changes of things that I

couple changes of things that I think would hopefully make me

think would hopefully make me happier, so I'm just going to

happier, so I'm just going to start that way and, you know,

start that way and, you know, just really seeing how I feel.

Just really seeing how I feel. >> khloe: Do you get up, like,

>> khloe: Do you get up, like, ten minutes before your day

ten minutes before your day begins and just, like, say a

begins and just, like, say a prayer of gratitude?

Prayer of gratitude? >> kourtney: Sometimes.

>> kourtney: Sometimes. >> khloe: But if you set, like,

>> khloe: But if you set, like, whatever time-- five minutes,

whatever time-- five minutes, whatever.

Whatever. Lay in bed; you don't have to,

lay in bed; you don't have to, like, just get up, and just say

like, just get up, and just say a prayer from appreciation.

A prayer from appreciation. It changes how you start and,

it changes how you start and, hopefully, continue your day.

Hopefully, continue your day. >> kourtney: He even asked me...

>> kourtney: He even asked me... Oh.

Oh. >> khloe: Well, that was my tip

>> khloe: Well, that was my tip for the day.

For the day. Hopefully the crew will take it

hopefully the crew will take it then, since you're not

then, since you're not listening.

Listening. >> kourtney (sighs): I just have

>> kourtney (sighs): I just have so much to do.

So much to do. ♪ ♪

>> jonathan: Hi. Hi, how are you?

You? >> simon: Hi.

>> simon: Hi. >> jonathan: Hi.

>> jonathan: Hi. What's going on?

What's going on? >> la la: Hi, guys.

>> la la: Hi, guys. >> kim: Hi.

>> kim: Hi. >> simon: Hey, love.

>> simon: Hey, love. >> la la: Hey.

>> la la: Hey. >> simon: Mwah!

>> simon: Mwah! >> jonathan: How are you?

>> jonathan: How are you? >> la la: You know I still gotta

>> la la: You know I still gotta do the us weekly parties and

do the us weekly parties and stuff.

Stuff. >> jonathan: Oh, do you?

>> jonathan: Oh, do you? Good for you.

Good for you. >> la la: Yeah.

>> la la: Yeah. >> jonathan: You went?

>> jonathan: You went? Good for you.

Good for you. >> la la: I'm the most stylish

>> la la: I'm the most stylish new yorker.

New yorker. (laughter)

(laughter) >> kim: Well, I'm glad you're

>> kim: Well, I'm glad you're here because I have to (bleep)

here because I have to (bleep) tell you guys something.

Tell you guys something. >> la la: What?

>> la la: What? >> kim: You're all gonna kill

>> kim: You're all gonna kill me.

Me. >> la la: What?

>> la la: What? >> kim: So I have someone

>> kim: So I have someone joining us for dinner.

Joining us for dinner. >> la la: Don't start with your

>> la la: Don't start with your bull(bleep). What?

Bull(bleep). What? >> kim: You guys are gonna die.

>> kim: You guys are gonna die. So, tristan is joining us for

so, tristan is joining us for dinner. (laughs)

dinner. (laughs) >> jonathan: Are you joking?

>> jonathan: Are you joking? >> kim: No, no, no, I'm dead

>> kim: No, no, no, I'm dead serious.

Serious. >> jonathan: Stop.

>> jonathan: Stop. >> kim: Tristan is true's dad.

>> kim: Tristan is true's dad. >> jonathan: Right.

>> jonathan: Right. >> kim: So regardless of

>> kim: So regardless of whatever, he's connected for

whatever, he's connected for life, we can't change that.

Life, we can't change that. >> jonathan: Right.

>> jonathan: Right. >> winnie: Hi.

>> winnie: Hi. >> la la: Hi.

>> la la: Hi. >> kim: I need to fill you in on

>> kim: I need to fill you in on something so you're not weirded

something so you're not weirded out.

Out. >> winnie: Yeah?

>> winnie: Yeah? >> kim: So, tristan... Khloe's

>> kim: So, tristan... Khloe's baby daddy, is stopping by.

Baby daddy, is stopping by. >> winnie: I'll just keep my

>> winnie: I'll just keep my mouth shut.

Mouth shut. >> kim: Yeah.

>> kim: Yeah. (laughter)

(laughter) >> kim: I don't really know what

>> kim: I don't really know what my friends are gonna think, but

my friends are gonna think, but I just hope that the dinner goes

I just hope that the dinner goes okay and we at least have

okay and we at least have something to talk about.

>> kendall: So why am I here without makeup on?

Without makeup on? >> kylie: I need to create a

>> kylie: I need to create a look for the models.

Look for the models. I've never creative-directed,

I've never creative-directed, so this is gonna be interesting.

So this is gonna be interesting. You know what's really fun?

You know what's really fun? Oh, hi.

Oh, hi. >> kendall: Wow. Gorgeous.

>> kendall: Wow. Gorgeous. >> khloe: You've become a

>> khloe: You've become a different person, not in the

different person, not in the best way in some areas.

Best way in some areas. >> kourtney: For the last maybe

>> kourtney: For the last maybe three years, it's just been kim

three years, it's just been kim and khloe against me.

And khloe against me. >> kim: Don't (bleep) with me,

>> kim: Don't (bleep) with me, I swear to...

I swear to... >> kourtney: Do it already.

>> kourtney: Do it already. >> kim: Don't (bleep) use your

>> kim: Don't (bleep) use your nails...

Nails... >> khloe: Okay, stop.

>> khloe: Okay, stop. Okay, stop, you two.

Okay, stop, you two. >> kim: How (bleep) old are you?

♪ ♪ >> tristan: What's up, what's

>> tristan: What's up, what's up, what up, what up?

Up, what up, what up? >> simon: Hey, how are you?

>> simon: Hey, how are you? It's good to see you.

It's good to see you. >> tristan: Good to see you

>> tristan: Good to see you again.

Again. >> simon: What's going on?

>> simon: What's going on? >> tristan: What's up, what's

>> tristan: What's up, what's up?

Up? What's up, brother, how you

what's up, brother, how you doing?

Doing? >> jonathan: What's going on?

>> jonathan: What's going on? >> kim: How are you?

>> kim: How are you? >> tristan: What up? How are

>> tristan: What up? How are you?

You? >> kim: Jamaica in the house.

>> kim: Jamaica in the house. Yeah, I forgot, she's

yeah, I forgot, she's jamaican-canadian as well.

Jamaican-canadian as well. >> tristan: Yeah, I got a little

>> tristan: Yeah, I got a little patois, so...

Patois, so... >> jonathan: Oh...

>> jonathan: Oh... (all talking at once)

(all talking at once) >> kim: But wait, what's patois?

>> kim: But wait, what's patois? >> tristan: It's like a broken

>> tristan: It's like a broken english.

English. Yeah, broken english, yeah.

Yeah, broken english, yeah. >> winnie: Honestly, we would

>> winnie: Honestly, we would never understand.

Never understand. It's very difficult to

it's very difficult to understand.

Understand. >> jonathan: Just be like, "I

>> jonathan: Just be like, "I can't wait for the seared tuna,

can't wait for the seared tuna, and I'm gonna eat so much

and I'm gonna eat so much today."

today." it's hard?

It's hard? >> winnie: Ciara does this to me

>> winnie: Ciara does this to me all the time.

All the time. She puts me on the spot.

She puts me on the spot. >> kim: Say something.

>> kim: Say something. (winnie speaking in patois)

(winnie speaking in patois) >> winnie: When it come, I go

>> winnie: When it come, I go nyam it down.

Nyam it down. >> la la: Did you say

>> la la: Did you say "num it down?"

"num it down?" >> tristan: Nyam it down, nyam

>> tristan: Nyam it down, nyam it down.

It down. Means "I'm gonna eat it."

means "I'm gonna eat it." but you're from, you're from new

but you're from, you're from new york, though, so you know.

York, though, so you know. >> kim: I thought she said

>> kim: I thought she said "mcdonald's."

"mcdonald's." (laughter)

(laughter) >> la la: Mcdonald's?!

>> la la: Mcdonald's?! >> jonathan: Oh, (bleep).

>> jonathan: Oh, (bleep). >> kim: The fact that he showed

>> kim: The fact that he showed up alone, I thought, was just

up alone, I thought, was just such a cool, like...

Such a cool, like... Tristan's growing up.

Tristan's growing up. Yay.

Yay. Oh, my god, so at the... At the

oh, my god, so at the... At the little, like, class that kanye's

little, like, class that kanye's having for the kids, he had

having for the kids, he had reptile day.

Reptile day. Look at that happy kid.

Look at that happy kid. She's looking at him crazy.

She's looking at him crazy. >> tristan: See, I can't wait

>> tristan: See, I can't wait for that with true.

For that with true. Having those full

having those full conversations...

Conversations... >> kim: Look at that.

>> kim: Look at that. >> tristan: Oh, wow, that's...

>> tristan: Oh, wow, that's... >> kim: So, tristan and I used

>> kim: So, tristan and I used to really not get along.

To really not get along. Things happen in families.

Things happen in families. >> la la: People know that...

>> la la: People know that... People know that...

People know that... People know you guys.

People know you guys. Look at-- she's like, "I-I-I-I

look at-- she's like, "I-I-I-I feel like I know that."

feel like I know that." >> tristan: Or, like, hey,

>> tristan: Or, like, hey, we're-we're-we're pop culture.

We're-we're-we're pop culture. >> kim: I know, I know.

>> kim: I know, I know. But, so...

But, so... >> tristan: But now we're great

>> tristan: But now we're great now, really, aren't we?

Now, really, aren't we? >> kim: Yes, yes.

>> kim: Yes, yes. >> tristan: Yes, yes, we're in a

>> tristan: Yes, yes, we're in a great place.

Great place. >> kim: Khlo-- I told khloe I

>> kim: Khlo-- I told khloe I invited you to dinner.

Invited you to dinner. >> tristan: I actually told

>> tristan: I actually told khloe I was going...

Khloe I was going... I was like, "you cool with me

I was like, "you cool with me going to dinner?"

going to dinner?" so we both did the same thing.

So we both did the same thing. >> kim: She was, like, shocked.

>> kim: She was, like, shocked. Dinner was amazing.

Dinner was amazing. No one was awkward.

No one was awkward. We all had a good time.

We all had a good time. We all were laughing and

we all were laughing and talking, and I could be myself

talking, and I could be myself with my friends.

With my friends. He was himself.

He was himself. I think everyone just, like,

I think everyone just, like, walked away like, "wow, like,

walked away like, "wow, like, he's really a nice person."

he's really a nice person." ♪ ♪

(phone rings) >> kim: Hey.

>> kim: Hey. >> khloe: Hey-ya.

>> khloe: Hey-ya. >> la la: Hi.

>> la la: Hi. >> jonathan: I know, I know.

>> jonathan: I know, I know. >> khloe: Oh, my god, how was

>> khloe: Oh, my god, how was it?

It? >> jonathan: It was special.

>> jonathan: It was special. >> kim: Here's jonathan's take.

>> kim: Here's jonathan's take. >> jonathan: Um, I love tristan.

>> jonathan: Um, I love tristan. I think he's great vibes.

I think he's great vibes. >> la la: Any guy that can come

>> la la: Any guy that can come by himself and sit amongst this

by himself and sit amongst this group and just be...

Group and just be... >> khloe: Oh, I was shocked...

>> khloe: Oh, I was shocked... >> la la: That's what I'm

>> la la: That's what I'm saying-- like, most people

saying-- like, most people wouldn't do that.

Wouldn't do that. >> khloe: You're a real legend

>> khloe: You're a real legend for that, kim, and, honestly,

for that, kim, and, honestly, you guys are all so cute, and

you guys are all so cute, and I'm shocked he even wanted to

I'm shocked he even wanted to go, but...

Go, but... >> kim: And came solo.

>> kim: And came solo. That was, like, such a big move.

That was, like, such a big move. He already texted me, "thank you

he already texted me, "thank you so much for dinner.

So much for dinner. I had so much fun."

I had so much fun." >> khloe: Aw.

>> khloe: Aw. >> simon: So we're seeing him

>> simon: So we're seeing him for lunch.

For lunch. >> kim: Yeah.

>> kim: Yeah. (laughter)

(laughter) all right, I love you.

All right, I love you. >> la la: Love you!

>> la la: Love you! >> jonathan/simon: Bye!

>> jonathan/simon: Bye! >> kim: Bye.

>> kim: Bye. ♪ ♪

>> khloe (with accent): You look very cute.

>> kourtney: I got the bill. The revised bill for costa rica.

The revised bill for costa rica. >> kim: I had a conversation

>> kim: I had a conversation with scott and everyone, saying,

with scott and everyone, saying, "this is my family trip, I'm

"this is my family trip, I'm going on a family trip," and

going on a family trip," and then everyone kept on saying, "I

then everyone kept on saying, "I want to come, I want to come."

want to come, I want to come." now I'm not gonna be stuck with

now I'm not gonna be stuck with having to pay the plane tickets,

having to pay the plane tickets, 'cause I have-- I probably could

'cause I have-- I probably could find where scott said he would

find where scott said he would pay for security.

Pay for security. >> kourtney: If I already paid

>> kourtney: If I already paid for the flights, why am I the

for the flights, why am I the only one being sent this other

only one being sent this other huge bill?

Huge bill? >> kim: For north's birthday,

>> kim: For north's birthday, she really wanted to take a

she really wanted to take a family trip to costa rica.

Family trip to costa rica. (scott whoops)

(scott whoops) I got the plane and the house

I got the plane and the house and organized this trip.

And organized this trip. So I had our security, our

so I had our security, our family, friends, my trainer all

family, friends, my trainer all on the plane with us.

On the plane with us. Scott said he wanted to come,

scott said he wanted to come, and so, then, kourtney wanted to

and so, then, kourtney wanted to come, so I kicked our security

come, so I kicked our security off the flight and they were

off the flight and they were gonna fly commercial.

Gonna fly commercial. And so, I asked if she would

and so, I asked if she would pay for their commercial flight

pay for their commercial flight since I'm already paying for our

since I'm already paying for our flight and the house and

flight and the house and everything.

Everything. >> kourtney: Why am I the only

>> kourtney: Why am I the only one getting sent the bill and

one getting sent the bill and why isn't production chipping in

why isn't production chipping in if we're using it for the show?

If we're using it for the show? >> khloe: Why do you have to

>> khloe: Why do you have to have an attitude?

Have an attitude? We can just talk with words.

We can just talk with words. >> kourtney: This is the times I

>> kourtney: This is the times I get annoyed, is like, "why are

get annoyed, is like, "why are you involving yourself?"

you involving yourself?" >> khloe: Because I only do when

>> khloe: Because I only do when right is right, wrong is wrong.

Right is right, wrong is wrong. >> kourtney: But why?

>> kourtney: But why? No, it's not.

No, it's not. It's not.

It's not. You don't know the whole story,

you don't know the whole story, you don't know all the details,

you don't know all the details, so don't involve yourself.

So don't involve yourself. >> khloe: So talk about it

>> khloe: So talk about it privately, then.

Privately, then. If I'm not allowed to be

if I'm not allowed to be involved, talk about it

involved, talk about it privately.

Privately. >> kourtney: It just has nothing

>> kourtney: It just has nothing to do with khloe, and she jumps

to do with khloe, and she jumps in and takes production's side

in and takes production's side when she honestly knows none of

when she honestly knows none of the details, which really

the details, which really bothers me, because first of

bothers me, because first of all, I would have her back no

all, I would have her back no matter what.

Matter what. And if I didn't, I would say it

and if I didn't, I would say it to her privately in a way that

to her privately in a way that could be helpful.

Could be helpful. And so it made me feel, really,

and so it made me feel, really, like, more than ever, that she

like, more than ever, that she really just doesn't have my

really just doesn't have my back.

Back. It's not that you're siding with

it's not that you're siding with kim, it's that you're siding

kim, it's that you're siding with production when this

with production when this honestly has nothing to do with

honestly has nothing to do with you.

You. >> khloe: Then don't talk about

>> khloe: Then don't talk about it in front of me.

>> kris: Hey. How are you? Come on, tristan.

Come on, tristan. >> tristan: Am I invited to eat?

>> tristan: Am I invited to eat? >> kris: Of course you're

>> kris: Of course you're invited.

Invited. >> kim: Tristan's my friend now.

>> kim: Tristan's my friend now. Of course he's invited.

Of course he's invited. >> khloe: I think sometimes

>> khloe: I think sometimes people just assume, like,

people just assume, like, everything's good, but I just

everything's good, but I just want to be asked, because this

want to be asked, because this is just a little uncomfortable

is just a little uncomfortable for me.

For me. >> kim: Cheers.

>> kim: Cheers. >> olivier: But pressure is on,

>> olivier: But pressure is on, huh?

Huh? >> kris: I know, I know.

>> kris: I know, I know. I'm just, like, trying to get

I'm just, like, trying to get this kid on a plane.

This kid on a plane. Everything that's come together

everything that's come together to create this magical moment

to create this magical moment for kylie cosmetics and for

for kylie cosmetics and for balmain, it's all slipping

balmain, it's all slipping through the cracks.

Through the cracks. >> olivier: 1,000 people

>> olivier: 1,000 people are waiting for kylie.

>> kris: Hey, kendall. Is it delicious?

Is it delicious? (kendall babbles)

(kendall babbles) is it delicious?

Is it delicious? >> kendall: Snacks, snacks.

>> kendall: Snacks, snacks. Ooh, these are a little stale.

Ooh, these are a little stale. >> kylie: Well, maybe stormi

>> kylie: Well, maybe stormi sogged 'em up.

Sogged 'em up. >> kendall: I'll eat 'em anyway.

>> kendall: I'll eat 'em anyway. Um, so why am I here without

um, so why am I here without makeup on?

Makeup on? >> kylie: Well, first of all,

>> kylie: Well, first of all, look how cute my pr thing is,

look how cute my pr thing is, with olivier.

With olivier. >> kendall: So cute.

>> kendall: So cute. >> kylie: Right?

>> kylie: Right? So, I need to create a look for

so, I need to create a look for the models.

The models. So, since you're a model, I need

so, since you're a model, I need you here to try to create a

you here to try to create a look.

Look. I have been wanting to do a

I have been wanting to do a collaboration with olivier and

collaboration with olivier and balmain for a really long time.

Balmain for a really long time. I got very inspired by olivier's

I got very inspired by olivier's last couture show and the

last couture show and the colors and just how beautiful it

colors and just how beautiful it all was.

All was. And this collection was really

and this collection was really inspired off of his clothes.

Inspired off of his clothes. You know what's really fun?

You know what's really fun? Oh, hi.

Oh, hi. >> kendall: Wow. Gorgeous.

>> kendall: Wow. Gorgeous. (laughs): You gonna take it off?

(laughs): You gonna take it off? You really are something else.

You really are something else. >> kylie: I'm going to be the

>> kylie: I'm going to be the creative director of the show,

creative director of the show, and on top of that, I'm going to

and on top of that, I'm going to close the show with olivier.

Close the show with olivier. But I've never creative-directed

but I've never creative-directed a fashion show for makeup, so I

a fashion show for makeup, so I am anxious.

Am anxious. But the fact that my sister is a

but the fact that my sister is a supermodel, I get to practice on

supermodel, I get to practice on her, so...

Her, so... And she gets to teach me how to

and she gets to teach me how to potentially walk, so it's good.

Killed it. Kendall looks amazing.

Kendall looks amazing. She's probably gonna hire me

she's probably gonna hire me after this.

After this. Thank you so much, kenny.

Thank you so much, kenny. >> kendall: Yep.

>> kendall: Yep. >> kylie: You look (bleep) good,

>> kylie: You look (bleep) good, bitch.

Bitch. >> kendall: Do you want to show

>> kendall: Do you want to show me your walk?

Me your walk? That's really nice.

That's really nice. >> kylie: Really?

>> kylie: Really? >> kendall: Your arms were a

>> kendall: Your arms were a little stiff.

Little stiff. >> kylie: I know, I felt like I

>> kylie: I know, I felt like I was moving 'em too much, so I

was moving 'em too much, so I stiffed 'em up.

Stiffed 'em up. >> kendall: Yeah, you don't need

>> kendall: Yeah, you don't need to move them a lot, but it's not

to move them a lot, but it's not about stiffening 'em, it's just

about stiffening 'em, it's just about letting 'em relax.

About letting 'em relax. >> kylie: Okay.

>> kylie: Okay. >> kendall: Yeah, just relax.

>> kendall: Yeah, just relax. >> kylie: Let me see you.

>> kylie: Let me see you. >> kendall: No, I'm wearing

>> kendall: No, I'm wearing literal slippers.

Literal slippers. It's more like...

It's more like... >> kylie: (gasps) whoa.

>> kylie: (gasps) whoa. >> kendall: ...Boy vibes.

>> kendall: ...Boy vibes. (chuckles)

(chuckles) >> kylie: You do get it in.

>> kylie: You do get it in. >> kendall: (sighs) why are

>> kendall: (sighs) why are chili cheese fritos the best?

Chili cheese fritos the best? (laughter)

(laughter) >> kim: Hi, gorge.

>> kim: Hi, gorge. This is so cute.

This is so cute. >> khloe: Thank you.

>> khloe: Thank you. I did it myself.

I did it myself. You look like I dream of

you look like I dream of jeannie, and I love it.

Jeannie, and I love it. >> kim: Oh, thanks.

>> kim: Oh, thanks. >> tristan: Look who it is.

>> tristan: Look who it is. The legend.

The legend. >> kris: Hey. How are you?

>> kris: Hey. How are you? >> tristan: Having your vodka

>> tristan: Having your vodka martini?

Martini? >> kris: It's 5:00 somewhere.

>> kris: It's 5:00 somewhere. But I think-- I'm pretty sure

but I think-- I'm pretty sure it's 5:00 here.

It's 5:00 here. >> tristan: Is it here?

>> tristan: Is it here? Yeah, it's definitely 5:00.

Yeah, it's definitely 5:00. >> kris: Yeah.

>> kris: Yeah. >> khloe: Tristan has a house in

>> khloe: Tristan has a house in l.A., but he's only here for

l.A., but he's only here for just a couple months out of the

just a couple months out of the year because he lives mainly in

year because he lives mainly in cleveland.

Cleveland. And he can come over whenever he

and he can come over whenever he wants to see true.

Wants to see true. You know, I will never come in

you know, I will never come in between them two, and he's not

between them two, and he's not here that often, so when he is

here that often, so when he is in l.A., I want him to really

in l.A., I want him to really capitalize and enjoy all the

capitalize and enjoy all the time that he can with her.

Time that he can with her. Hi, kourt.

Hi, kourt. >> kim: Are we gonna eat?

>> kim: Are we gonna eat? I'm starving.

I'm starving. >> kris: Come on, tristan.

>> kris: Come on, tristan. >> khloe: Oh.

>> khloe: Oh. >> tristan: Am I invited to eat?

>> tristan: Am I invited to eat? >> khloe: That's...

>> khloe: That's... >> kris: Of course you're

>> kris: Of course you're invited.

Invited. >> kim: Tristan's my friend now.

>> kim: Tristan's my friend now. Of course he's invited.

Of course he's invited. >> tristan: Your new liaison.

>> tristan: Your new liaison. >> kourtney: I'll sit here.

>> kourtney: I'll sit here. Um, my kids are on their way.

Um, my kids are on their way. >> khloe: Is it weird that

>> khloe: Is it weird that tristan's sitting here?

Tristan's sitting here? >> kris: Why?

>> kris: Why? >> khloe: Oh, my god.

>> khloe: Oh, my god. He was supposed to go inside and

he was supposed to go inside and eat with the kids, but...

Eat with the kids, but... >> tristan: What's the theme

>> tristan: What's the theme today?

Today? >> kim: Lemonade.

>> kim: Lemonade. >> tristan: Oh.

>> tristan: Oh. Is someone sitting here?

Is someone sitting here? >> kim: No.

>> kim: No. >> khloe: You are.

>> khloe: You are. Kim saved that seat for you.

Kim saved that seat for you. >> kim: I saved it just for you.

>> kim: I saved it just for you. >> tristan: Oh, I appreciate it.

>> tristan: Oh, I appreciate it. Thank you.

Thank you. >> kim: Cheers.

>> kim: Cheers. >> khloe: Mmm.

>> khloe: Mmm. >> kim: I'm on a cleanse, you

>> kim: I'm on a cleanse, you guys, so I'm drinking a shake

guys, so I'm drinking a shake today.

Today. >> tristan: You still work with

>> tristan: You still work with the same trainer?

The same trainer? >> kim: I do.

>> kim: I do. Melissa, your girl.

Melissa, your girl. >> tristan: That's good.

>> tristan: That's good. >> kim: Yeah.

>> khloe: Tristan and I have never had a dinner without true

never had a dinner without true around since all of the stuff

around since all of the stuff has happened.

Has happened. I think this is just, like, a

I think this is just, like, a really delicate time period.

Really delicate time period. And I'm really trying to set

and I'm really trying to set boundaries.

Boundaries. I don't want to blur any lines,

I don't want to blur any lines, I don't want any, anybody ever

I don't want any, anybody ever saying, "oh, you led me on," or

saying, "oh, you led me on," or "I thought," or...

"I thought," or... You can't think anything.

You can't think anything. >> kim: So?

>> kim: So? What's going on?

What's going on? >> khloe: Oh, my god, so what?

>> khloe: Oh, my god, so what? >> kim: No, I just said, "so?

>> kim: No, I just said, "so? What's going on?"

what's going on?" >> khloe: I know. Why?

>> khloe: I know. Why? What do you think's going on?

What do you think's going on? >> kim: Oh, I don't know.

>> kim: Oh, I don't know. (tristan chuckles)

(tristan chuckles) >> khloe: You know, kim and

>> khloe: You know, kim and tristan have always had ups and

tristan have always had ups and downs, rightfully so, and for

downs, rightfully so, and for kim to extend this olive branch,

kim to extend this olive branch, it's surprising, it's very

it's surprising, it's very sweet.

Sweet. But this is at my house, and I

but this is at my house, and I think sometimes people just

think sometimes people just assume, like, everything's good,

assume, like, everything's good, but I just want to be asked,

but I just want to be asked, because this is just a little

because this is just a little uncomfortable for me.

Uncomfortable for me. >> tristan: The lime in here was

>> tristan: The lime in here was pretty good.

Pretty good. >> khloe: Mm-hmm.

>> tristan: You, for sure, want seconds.

Seconds. >> kim: I know.

>> kim: I know. >> kourtney: But mine is from

>> kourtney: But mine is from the stress.

The stress. >> tristan: All gone.

>> tristan: All gone. (chuckles)

(chuckles) (laughter, shouting)

(bell tolling) >> kris: Matt, can we go over

>> kris: Matt, can we go over the schedule?

The schedule? >> matthew: Yeah.

>> matthew: Yeah. >> kris: 'cause I'm so excited,

>> kris: 'cause I'm so excited, but I don't want to...

But I don't want to... Skip anything that we're

skip anything that we're supposed to be doing.

Supposed to be doing. And then all this stuff, set it

and then all this stuff, set it all up, so it's all beautiful

all up, so it's all beautiful when she walks in.

When she walks in. It'll be so much fun for her to

it'll be so much fun for her to see all that, she'll get all

see all that, she'll get all excited.

Excited. >> matthew: Yeah, we'll set it

>> matthew: Yeah, we'll set it all up and I'll send you

all up and I'll send you pictures of it.

Pictures of it. >> kris: Yeah.

>> kris: Yeah. I'm here in paris getting ready

I'm here in paris getting ready and set up for the kylie

and set up for the kylie cosmetics collab, but as we were

cosmetics collab, but as we were about to go to the airport,

about to go to the airport, kylie called me and said she

kylie called me and said she wasn't feeling well, so I've

wasn't feeling well, so I've called in our family doctors to

called in our family doctors to go to the house and make sure

go to the house and make sure that she's okay, and she has any

that she's okay, and she has any of the medication she might need

of the medication she might need so she can hop on the plane and

so she can hop on the plane and get to paris.

Get to paris. I really hope that it's all

I really hope that it's all gonna work out.

Gonna work out. All right, kiddo, I'm gonna go

all right, kiddo, I'm gonna go get some more coffee.

Get some more coffee. Okay. Thanks, matt.

Okay. Thanks, matt. >> khloe: So, here's the thing.

>> khloe: So, here's the thing. I need to talk to you about

I need to talk to you about tristan.

Tristan. >> kim: Okay.

>> kim: Okay. >> khloe: I thought it was

>> khloe: I thought it was really nice that he came to

really nice that he came to dinner and you guys allowed

dinner and you guys allowed that, but we all just don't need

that, but we all just don't need to be, like, hanging out for no

to be, like, hanging out for no reason.

♪ ♪

>> kim: Does this sleeve length bug you?

Bug you? Khloe, come on.

Khloe, come on. >> khloe: Oof.

>> khloe: Oof. >> kim: You're way too cool for

>> kim: You're way too cool for all of this.

All of this. >> khloe: Am I?

>> khloe: Am I? >> kim: This color's just really

>> kim: This color's just really bad.

Bad. >> khloe: Okay.

>> khloe: Okay. (exhales): My god...

(exhales): My god... I don't even know-- I'm lit--

I don't even know-- I'm lit-- oh, god.

Oh, god. >> kim: Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

>> kim: Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. >> khloe: Oh, no.

>> khloe: Oh, no. Okay, what are you, joey

okay, what are you, joey lawrence?

Lawrence? >> both: Whoa.

>> both: Whoa. >> khloe (exhales): Oh, my god.

>> khloe (exhales): Oh, my god. Um, so, here's the thing.

Um, so, here's the thing. You know I love you, right?

You know I love you, right? >> kim: Yeah.

>> kim: Yeah. >> khloe: I need to talk to you

>> khloe: I need to talk to you about tristan.

About tristan. >> kim: Okay.

>> kim: Okay. >> khloe: I thought it was

>> khloe: I thought it was really nice that he came to

really nice that he came to dinner and you guys allowed

dinner and you guys allowed that, but we all just don't need

that, but we all just don't need to be, like, hanging out for no

to be, like, hanging out for no reason.

Reason. It's not even been a year into

it's not even been a year into our breakup, and so, it's just a

our breakup, and so, it's just a lot so soon.

Lot so soon. In my opinion, like, we still

in my opinion, like, we still got a lot of transitional period

got a lot of transitional period to do.

To do. So when you're asking him, "do

so when you're asking him, "do you want to go to dinner?" I

you want to go to dinner?" I can't say no, 'cause it's

can't say no, 'cause it's awkward, and of course, I really

awkward, and of course, I really don't mind if he's here at

don't mind if he's here at dinner or whatever, but that was

dinner or whatever, but that was the very first dinner I've ever

the very first dinner I've ever had with tristan without the

had with tristan without the baby.

Baby. >> kim: Oh.

>> kim: Oh. Am I just getting too nosy again

am I just getting too nosy again and getting all up in the mix

and getting all up in the mix again?

Again? >> khloe: No, I think it's who

>> khloe: No, I think it's who your soul is, and I personally

your soul is, and I personally appreciate it, I just think,

appreciate it, I just think, with this, I just want to make

with this, I just want to make sure everybody still has, like,

sure everybody still has, like, their head on straight.

Their head on straight. >> kim: I think that, I mean, I

>> kim: I think that, I mean, I totally hear you, and I totally

totally hear you, and I totally get that.

Get that. And I'll do better.

And I'll do better. >> khloe: I think it's a new

>> khloe: I think it's a new phase, 'cause tristan and I are

phase, 'cause tristan and I are newly broken up.

Newly broken up. But during this transitional

but during this transitional period, I'm really trying to set

period, I'm really trying to set boundaries and trying to learn

boundaries and trying to learn how to co-parent.

How to co-parent. You know, still getting along

you know, still getting along really well, but not getting

really well, but not getting along too well where things

along too well where things could get, like, cloudy, and,

could get, like, cloudy, and, like, things get confusing.

Like, things get confusing. So I think taking things slowly

so I think taking things slowly is really important to me.

Is really important to me. >> kim: I get it.

>> kim: I get it. And I know it's really annoying,

and I know it's really annoying, so I'm sorry that we're always

so I'm sorry that we're always in your business.

In your business. >> khloe: I feel like...

>> khloe: I feel like... >> kim: I know what that's like.

>> kim: I know what that's like. >> khloe: ...That's our job, in

>> khloe: ...That's our job, in each other's lives.

Each other's lives. >> kim: Dynamic? Yeah.

>> kim: Dynamic? Yeah. >> khloe: Yeah.

>> khloe: Yeah. >> kim: You like this.

>> kim: You like this. >> khloe: Honestly, they're just

>> khloe: Honestly, they're just gowns that I have in case of

gowns that I have in case of emergency.

Emergency. >> kim: Well, honey, it would be

>> kim: Well, honey, it would be an emergency if you wore this.

An emergency if you wore this. (khloe laughs)

(khloe laughs) ♪ ♪

>> kris: Kylie is still feeling too sick to get on a plane, but,

too sick to get on a plane, but, um, the show must go on.

Um, the show must go on. So today, I have my fitting with

so today, I have my fitting with balmain and olivier rousteing.

Balmain and olivier rousteing. And I'm also gonna get a sneak

and I'm also gonna get a sneak peek at kylie and olivier's

peek at kylie and olivier's collab.

Collab. >> olivier: You want to come

>> olivier: You want to come with me downstairs, and see the

with me downstairs, and see the collection?

Collection? >> kris: As exciting as it all

>> kris: As exciting as it all is, I am very nervous about

is, I am very nervous about olivier feeling a certain way

olivier feeling a certain way because kylie's not here.

Because kylie's not here. Look at these colors.

Look at these colors. Oh, my god.

Oh, my god. Look at that blue.

Look at that blue. Everything is, like, candy.

Everything is, like, candy. There's so-- I mean, you just

there's so-- I mean, you just can't get enough.

Can't get enough. >> woman: Every-- yeah.

>> woman: Every-- yeah. Love this, too.

Love this, too. >> olivier: There's gonna be a

>> olivier: There's gonna be a big show, gonna be a big

big show, gonna be a big celebration of-of balmain and

celebration of-of balmain and miss kylie and you guys in the

miss kylie and you guys in the room, like, it's gonna be...

Room, like, it's gonna be... But pressure is on, huh?

But pressure is on, huh? >> kris: I know, I know the

>> kris: I know, I know the pressure is on.

Pressure is on. I'm just, like, trying to get

I'm just, like, trying to get this kid on a plane.

This kid on a plane. But she can't swallow.

But she can't swallow. >> olivier: She can't swallow?

>> olivier: She can't swallow? >> corey: But she's rallying.

>> corey: But she's rallying. >> kris: She said it's so

>> kris: She said it's so painful, but she's trying.

Painful, but she's trying. Do you want me to call kendall

do you want me to call kendall and see if she would walk, if

and see if she would walk, if anything happened?

Anything happened? >> olivier: Oh, my god.

>> olivier: Oh, my god. >> kris: I mean, I just don't

>> kris: I mean, I just don't know what the options are.

Know what the options are. (facetime ringing)

(facetime ringing) >> kendall: Hello?

>> kendall: Hello? >> kris: Hey, it's me.

>> kris: Hey, it's me. I'm here with olivier.

I'm here with olivier. We're just wondering if you

we're just wondering if you could come to paris and walk the

could come to paris and walk the show instead of kylie, if she

show instead of kylie, if she can't make it.

Can't make it. >> kendall: Mom, I love you and

>> kendall: Mom, I love you and I would love to save the day.

I would love to save the day. You know I have work here, and I

you know I have work here, and I literally can't.

Literally can't. I'll give you a-a balmain bag.

I'll give you a-a balmain bag. >> olivier: I know, I know, and

>> olivier: I know, I know, and honestly I know that actually,

honestly I know that actually, like, you cannot help me, 'cause

like, you cannot help me, 'cause she's doing the makeup on all

she's doing the makeup on all the girls, so I need her.

The girls, so I need her. >> kris: Olivier's done such an

>> kris: Olivier's done such an amazing job, but everything

amazing job, but everything that's come together to create

that's come together to create this magical moment for kylie

this magical moment for kylie cosmetics and for balmain, it's

cosmetics and for balmain, it's all slipping through the cracks.

All slipping through the cracks. >> olivier: This one is very

>> olivier: This one is very special.

Special. 1,000 people are waiting for

1,000 people are waiting for kylie.

Kylie. >> kris: I know, I know.

>> kris: I know, I know. >> olivier: Fingers crossed.

>> olivier: Fingers crossed. >> khloe: I feel misunderstood

>> khloe: I feel misunderstood from kourtney.

From kourtney. >> kourtney: Congrats.

>> kourtney: Congrats. >> khloe: Your comments, tone

>> khloe: Your comments, tone and-- well, it's like, it's just

and-- well, it's like, it's just uncalled for sometimes.

Uncalled for sometimes. >> kourtney: I think you take

>> kourtney: I think you take things really sensitively.

Things really sensitively. Literally, shut the (bleep) up

literally, shut the (bleep) up and don't laugh like that.

And don't laugh like that. You have this-this narrative in

you have this-this narrative in your mind of...

Your mind of... >> kim: I'm not saying...

>> kim: I'm not saying... >> kourtney: No, no, no, I

>> kourtney: No, no, no, I will literally (bleep) you up.

♪ ♪

>> khloe: Want to go on the swings?

Swings? Go, true, go!

Go, true, go! Shake it, baby.

Shake it, baby. >> tristan: Where's the phone?

>> tristan: Where's the phone? Pick up the phone.

Pick up the phone. Hello?

Hello? Hello?

Hello? Want to talk to baby true?

Want to talk to baby true? Here, hold on, you have a

here, hold on, you have a phone call.

Phone call. You got a phone call.

You got a phone call. Say hi.

Say hi. You're not gonna answer?

You're not gonna answer? (khloe laughs)

(khloe laughs) >> khloe: Want to go in this

>> khloe: Want to go in this chair and rock?

Chair and rock? (tristan sputters)

(tristan sputters) >> tristan: I'm coming to get

>> tristan: I'm coming to get you.

You. >> khloe: Oh, no, run, run, run.

>> khloe: Oh, no, run, run, run. Run, run, run.

Run, run, run. (true babbling)

(true babbling) >> tristan: Oh, okay.

>> tristan: Oh, okay. Passing gas? I hear that.

Passing gas? I hear that. (true and tristan babbling)

(true and tristan babbling) >> khloe: Tristan is over to see

>> khloe: Tristan is over to see true, and I'm really happy that

true, and I'm really happy that my family's gonna respect my

my family's gonna respect my wishes and let me figure out

wishes and let me figure out this dynamic between tristan and

this dynamic between tristan and I.

I. (tristan babbling)

(tristan babbling) she's-she's teething a lot.

She's-she's teething a lot. >> tristan: Yeah.

>> tristan: Yeah. (both babbling)

(both babbling) >> khloe: True, can I see your

>> khloe: True, can I see your teeth?

Teeth? Both of our top priority is

both of our top priority is making sure that true feels

making sure that true feels nothing but love.

Nothing but love. Tristan and I are in a good

tristan and I are in a good place right now, so I'm just

place right now, so I'm just happy that everything seems

happy that everything seems easy.

Easy. >> true: Ah...

>> true: Ah... >> khloe: Oh, wow.

>> khloe: Oh, wow. Can you move your tongue?

Can you move your tongue? >> tristan: See the back molars?

>> tristan: See the back molars? >> khloe: Ooh.

>> khloe: Ooh. Is that why you-you've been so

is that why you-you've been so wonderful?

Wonderful? (true babbling)

(true babbling) >> tristan: I heard you were

>> tristan: I heard you were going crazy yesterday.

Going crazy yesterday. Throwing stuff at mommy?

Throwing stuff at mommy? >> khloe: Yesterday was wild.

>> khloe: Yesterday was wild. ♪ ♪

>> kourtney: Khlo, can I have a big t-shirt and a bra?

Big t-shirt and a bra? I'm really feeling sick and I

I'm really feeling sick and I want just something comfy.

Want just something comfy. >> khloe: Does she just have

>> khloe: Does she just have servants do everything for her?

Servants do everything for her? I just can't handle this.

I just can't handle this. What a (bleep) loser.

What a (bleep) loser. And I'm the biggest loser,

and I'm the biggest loser, 'cause I'm actually doing it.

'cause I'm actually doing it. Here, your majesty.

Here, your majesty. >> kourtney: Thank you.

>> kourtney: Thank you. (door slams)

(door slams) (khloe sighs)

this shirt is a bit small. >> khloe: You have no pants?

>> khloe: You have no pants? >> kourtney: No, I said I need a

>> kourtney: No, I said I need a big t-shirt.

Big t-shirt. I swear you weren't listening to

I swear you weren't listening to me.

Me. >> khloe: I thought you were

>> khloe: I thought you were gonna wear pants.

Gonna wear pants. >> kourtney: Well, I needed to

>> kourtney: Well, I needed to change.

Change. I just said, "can I have a huge

I just said, "can I have a huge t-shirt?"

t-shirt?" it's fine.

It's fine. Next time I'll get it myself.

Next time I'll get it myself. >> kim: Yeah.

>> kim: Yeah. >> kourtney: Congrats.

>> kourtney: Congrats. >> khloe: Your comments like

>> khloe: Your comments like that...

That... >> kourtney: I was joking.

>> kourtney: I was joking. I think you take things really

I think you take things really sensitively, and that's fine, I

sensitively, and that's fine, I just need to not make those

just need to not make those jokes with you.

Jokes with you. >> khloe: No, I don't think

>> khloe: No, I don't think they're j-- I think they're

they're j-- I think they're just, like, rude.

Just, like, rude. >> kourtney: But to me it's a

>> kourtney: But to me it's a joke, to you it's rude, so I

joke, to you it's rude, so I won't make them to you, 'cause

won't make them to you, 'cause you don't take it the way that

you don't take it the way that I'm meaning it, which is as a

I'm meaning it, which is as a joke.

Joke. I think it's hard to decipher if

I think it's hard to decipher if it is a joke or not.

It is a joke or not. >> kourtney: Let's just move on.

>> kourtney: Let's just move on. >> khloe: But I can't just move

>> khloe: But I can't just move on from everything and let you

on from everything and let you be an ass(bleep) forever.

Be an ass(bleep) forever. >> kourtney: I'm not, I'm an

>> kourtney: I'm not, I'm an authentic person.

Authentic person. >> khloe: So you're

>> khloe: So you're authentically allowed to be an

authentically allowed to be an ass(bleep) to people just...

Ass(bleep) to people just... >> kourtney: I'm not an

>> kourtney: I'm not an ass(bleep).

Ass(bleep). >> khloe: Huh.

>> khloe: Huh. >> kim: It's just the

>> kim: It's just the communication in general is

communication in general is always, like, super negative

always, like, super negative and bad vibes.

And bad vibes. >> kourtney: For years, it used

>> kourtney: For years, it used to be khloe and I against kim.

To be khloe and I against kim. And for the last maybe three

and for the last maybe three years, it's just been such a

years, it's just been such a different dynamic where it's kim

different dynamic where it's kim and khloe against me.

And khloe against me. Just these little jabs and

just these little jabs and comments all the time.

Comments all the time. It's just so frustrating.

It's just so frustrating. I feel like my attitude back to

I feel like my attitude back to them is a reflection of how

them is a reflection of how they're treating me.

They're treating me. I think that a lot of it has to

I think that a lot of it has to do with, like, you guys don't

do with, like, you guys don't like change within the family.

Like change within the family. Like, if somebody just does

like, if somebody just does things differently or doesn't

things differently or doesn't accept things or sets boundaries

accept things or sets boundaries or, like, whatever.

Or, like, whatever. I just think you guys don't like

I just think you guys don't like that.

That. >> kim: I don't think

>> kim: I don't think anything's different except for

anything's different except for your attitude.

Your attitude. So I don't, like, I don't...

So I don't, like, I don't... It's not, like, a change.

It's not, like, a change. >> khloe: I think kim and I are,

>> khloe: I think kim and I are, like, we would be happy for any

like, we would be happy for any growth, and someone evolving and

growth, and someone evolving and becoming a better person, or

becoming a better person, or whatever that means to you.

Whatever that means to you. Whatev-- like, that's something

whatev-- like, that's something any of us would encourage, but

any of us would encourage, but you've become a different

you've become a different person, not in the best way in

person, not in the best way in some areas.

Some areas. And I feel like you expect me to

and I feel like you expect me to know what you're thinking or

know what you're thinking or saying, and if not, you just

saying, and if not, you just attack me for it.

Attack me for it. And I get frustrated 'cause I

and I get frustrated 'cause I never want to hurt your feelings

never want to hurt your feelings or do anything to offend you,

or do anything to offend you, but I seem to always offend you.

But I seem to always offend you. >> kourtney: No, but we're all

>> kourtney: No, but we're all different, and we just need to

different, and we just need to accept each other for who we

accept each other for who we are.

Are. That's my tone.

That's my tone. When I'm talking about something

when I'm talking about something that's frustrating me, that's my

that's frustrating me, that's my tone.

Tone. >> khloe: I really just want us

>> khloe: I really just want us to get over this weird stage

to get over this weird stage that we're in right now.

That we're in right now. But I feel like nothing is

but I feel like nothing is working.

Working. There's never a right time to

there's never a right time to talk about it, she never wants

talk about it, she never wants resolution.

Resolution. Everything's combative, and I

everything's combative, and I don't know what else to do.

Don't know what else to do. I want resolution, but if she

I want resolution, but if she doesn't, she just has to

doesn't, she just has to articulate that.

Articulate that. So then we can move on, and I'll

so then we can move on, and I'll just have to deal with my

just have to deal with my (bleep).

(bleep). I just don't want to do rhymes

I just don't want to do rhymes and riddles and circles and...

And riddles and circles and... It's crazy.

It's crazy. >> kourtney: I work my (bleep)

>> kourtney: I work my (bleep) ass off.

Ass off. >> khloe: Oh, my god.

>> khloe: Oh, my god. >> kourtney: You're literally...

>> kourtney: You're literally... >> kim: What the (bleep) is

>> kim: What the (bleep) is wrong with you?

Wrong with you? >> kourtney: I will literally

>> kourtney: I will literally (bleep) you up.

(bleep) you up. >> khloe: You guys are not

>> khloe: You guys are not really fighting.

Really fighting. >> kim: Don't ever (bleep) dig

>> kim: Don't ever (bleep) dig your nails in me like that.

Your nails in me like that. How (bleep) old are you?!

♪ ♪

>> kim: I did my favorite hair for you.

For you. >> jonathan: How is this

>> jonathan: How is this possible? Hi.

Possible? Hi. >> kim: It's just-- it's just my

>> kim: It's just-- it's just my regular hair.

Regular hair. I had a wig on, trying to get it

I had a wig on, trying to get it long.

Long. It was looking so bad.

It was looking so bad. >> jonathan: No, today it looks

>> jonathan: No, today it looks good like this, though.

Good like this, though. >> kim: So I'm just, like, I

>> kim: So I'm just, like, I just needed short hair.

Just needed short hair. >> jonathan: It looks good when

>> jonathan: It looks good when it's all like black matrix.

It's all like black matrix. >> kim: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

>> kim: Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jonathan: I'm looking at the

>> jonathan: I'm looking at the craziest stuffs.

Craziest stuffs. >> kim: What?

>> kim: What? >> jonathan: You know, like, I

>> jonathan: You know, like, I want to do a story on, like,

want to do a story on, like, craziest things that you mix

craziest things that you mix with food.

With food. So I'm just looking at the

so I'm just looking at the things.

Things. People put, like, m&m's on

people put, like, m&m's on pizza.

Pizza. >> kim: Kanye puts, um--

>> kim: Kanye puts, um-- he gets cereal, and then he puts

he gets cereal, and then he puts our frozen yogurt...

Our frozen yogurt... >> jonathan: In there?

>> jonathan: In there? >> kim: ...Machine.

>> kim: ...Machine. >> jonathan: Is it good?

>> jonathan: Is it good? >> kim: It's-- I mean, I haven't

>> kim: It's-- I mean, I haven't tried it, but he loves it.

Tried it, but he loves it. (phone chimes)

(phone chimes) >> jonathan: That's a fun combo.

>> jonathan: That's a fun combo. >> kim: Hold on, I have to take

>> kim: Hold on, I have to take this.

This. Kylie did a collab with balmain.

Kylie did a collab with balmain. >> jonathan: And she has to

>> jonathan: And she has to promote it?

Promote it? >> kim: And her thing was, all

>> kim: And her thing was, all the models in his runway show

the models in his runway show were doing the makeup, and she's

were doing the makeup, and she's closing the show... In the

closing the show... In the makeup look, and walking down...

Makeup look, and walking down... >> jonathan: So she's there now,

>> jonathan: So she's there now, in paris?

In paris? >> kim: No, she didn't go.

>> kim: No, she didn't go. She has, like, the worst strep

she has, like, the worst strep throat.

Throat. She can't even move.

She can't even move. And now my mom's in paris

and now my mom's in paris crying, calling me on the phone,

crying, calling me on the phone, going, "come-- you need to come

going, "come-- you need to come to paris and you need to close

to paris and you need to close the show."

the show." kylie's sickness has gotten a

kylie's sickness has gotten a lot worse, so I get why my mom

lot worse, so I get why my mom is in panic mode, 'cause she's

is in panic mode, 'cause she's in paris trying to figure it all

in paris trying to figure it all out.

Out. I'm gonna say I honestly would,

I'm gonna say I honestly would, but I don't think it goes with

but I don't think it goes with my brand.

My brand. We spent so much time separating

we spent so much time separating kylie and kkw.

Kylie and kkw. >> jonathan: Right.

>> jonathan: Right. >> kim: It's just confusing.

>> kim: It's just confusing. Like, why am I there?

Like, why am I there? It sucks, but I just don't think

it sucks, but I just don't think it makes sense for me.

It makes sense for me. Hopefully, kylie can just get

hopefully, kylie can just get some medicine and get on a plane

some medicine and get on a plane and just tough it out, 'cause

and just tough it out, 'cause this is definitely a huge

this is definitely a huge commitment.

Commitment. I-- if it were me, I'd go on my

I-- if it were me, I'd go on my deathbed.

Deathbed. >> jonathan: You'd have to.

>> jonathan: You'd have to. >> kim: I'd get a steroid

>> kim: I'd get a steroid injection, and wake up...

Injection, and wake up... >> jonathan: Lay on the plane.

>> jonathan: Lay on the plane. >> kim: So my mom's so used to

>> kim: So my mom's so used to that...

That... >> jonathan: That she can't

>> jonathan: That she can't believe that.

Believe that. >> kim: And so she's freaking

>> kim: And so she's freaking out because she's not used to

out because she's not used to this.

This. (phone chimes)

(phone chimes) "would you consider $300,000 in

"would you consider $300,000 in cash and a jet tonight?"

cash and a jet tonight?" (laughs)

(laughs) >> jonathan: She won't stop.

>> jonathan: She won't stop. I can't believe this is your mom

I can't believe this is your mom talking.

Talking. >> kim: She said, "god, this

>> kim: She said, "god, this feels weird. Lol. Cry face.

Feels weird. Lol. Cry face. But I'm totally legit."

but I'm totally legit." I know you're legit.

I know you're legit. But it just doesn't make sense.

But it just doesn't make sense. (phone chiming)

(phone chiming) okay, mom...

Okay, mom... She's upped it. $400k now.

She's upped it. $400k now. "I won't take a commission.

"I won't take a commission. The jet can leave tonight.

The jet can leave tonight. You can bring north."

you can bring north." (laughs)

(laughs) I feel so bad. She's begging.

I feel so bad. She's begging. >> jonathan: I know, she's

>> jonathan: I know, she's dying.

Dying. How about she closes the show?

How about she closes the show? >> kim: Oh, please, I'd have to

>> kim: Oh, please, I'd have to go there and push her out.

Go there and push her out. (laughs)

(laughs) ♪ ♪

>> kourtney: Hello. >> kendall: You're here?

>> kendall: You're here? >> kourtney: Yep. Hi, ken,

>> kourtney: Yep. Hi, ken, welcome home.

Welcome home. Welcome back.

Welcome back. >> kendall: Thank you.

>> kendall: Thank you. >> kourtney: I don't know how

>> kourtney: I don't know how you say this is not itchy.

You say this is not itchy. >> kendall: It's not at all.

>> kendall: It's not at all. >> kourtney: But it's very nice.

>> kourtney: But it's very nice. >> khloe: Where was kendall?

>> khloe: Where was kendall? Oh, milan or whatever?

Oh, milan or whatever? >> kim: Milan and london, right?

>> kim: Milan and london, right? >> kendall: Oh, my god, and then

>> kendall: Oh, my god, and then mom tried to (bleep) bribe me

mom tried to (bleep) bribe me with money.

With money. >> khloe: Oh.

>> khloe: Oh. >> kim: Oh, my god, me, too.

>> kim: Oh, my god, me, too. >> kendall: But the fact that

>> kendall: But the fact that mom-- I know mom's desperate.

Mom-- I know mom's desperate. It makes me feel bad 'cause

it makes me feel bad 'cause she's stressing out and she

she's stressing out and she doesn't want to, like...

Doesn't want to, like... >> kim: She was crying to me

>> kim: She was crying to me earlier.

Earlier. She was like, "I don't know what

she was like, "I don't know what to do."

to do." the problem is, if I were on my

the problem is, if I were on my deathbed, I would still show up.

Deathbed, I would still show up. And mom is so used to me,

and mom is so used to me, kourtney... Me and khloe going

kourtney... Me and khloe going on our deathbeds.

On our deathbeds. >> kendall: And me.

>> kendall: And me. >> kim: No, you'll... You get

>> kim: No, you'll... You get anxiety, and it's like hard...

Anxiety, and it's like hard... >> kendall: Are you (bleep)

>> kendall: Are you (bleep) kidding me?

Kidding me? Like, I literally will come at

like, I literally will come at you right now.

You right now. >> kim: Why?

>> kim: Why? >> kendall: I swear to god.

>> kendall: I swear to god. >> kim: I was just expressing

>> kim: I was just expressing that kylie not going to paris,

that kylie not going to paris, and how my mom's freaking out

and how my mom's freaking out and crying and begging us...

And crying and begging us... She's so used to me and khloe

she's so used to me and khloe showing up, especially khloe.

Showing up, especially khloe. Like, we would have gone no

like, we would have gone no matter how sick we are.

Matter how sick we are. That's just who we are and who

that's just who we are and who we've always been.

We've always been. >> kendall: I've been sick as

>> kendall: I've been sick as (bleep), been having major panic

(bleep), been having major panic attacks.

Attacks. I work my (bleep) ass off when

I work my (bleep) ass off when I'm sick or not.

I'm sick or not. >> khloe: Who says you don't...?

>> khloe: Who says you don't...? >> kim: I just said, "mom is so

>> kim: I just said, "mom is so used to," and then I said "me,

used to," and then I said "me, kourtney-- me and khloe..."

kourtney-- me and khloe..." you know, whenever, if we're

you know, whenever, if we're sick-- well, you don't care

sick-- well, you don't care about stuff, like, if she...

About stuff, like, if she... If it's a Saturday...

If it's a Saturday... >> kourtney: But you act like I

>> kourtney: But you act like I don't do (bleep).

Don't do (bleep). Do you know, all I (bleep)...

Do you know, all I (bleep)... >> khloe: Can you shut the door?

>> khloe: Can you shut the door? >> kourtney: You have this, this

>> kourtney: You have this, this narrative in your mind...

Narrative in your mind... >> kim: I'm not saying that...

>> kim: I'm not saying that... >> kourtney: No, no, no, I will

>> kourtney: No, no, no, I will literally (bleep) you up if you

literally (bleep) you up if you mention it again.

Mention it again. Literally shut the (bleep) up

literally shut the (bleep) up and don't laugh like that.

And don't laugh like that. You look like a freak.

You look like a freak. >> kim: Okay.

>> kim: Okay. >> kourtney: But honestly,

>> kourtney: But honestly, change the narrative in your

change the narrative in your mind.

Mind. I work my (bleep) ass off.

I work my (bleep) ass off. I just, I c-- I don't want to

I just, I c-- I don't want to hear this narrative anymore

hear this narrative anymore about this work ethic and she's

about this work ethic and she's the only one with work ethic and

the only one with work ethic and she's doing this, this and this.

She's doing this, this and this. As if she's better because she

as if she's better because she works more or because-- like,

works more or because-- like, it's such bull(bleep).

It's such bull(bleep). We don't all have to do things

we don't all have to do things the same way.

The same way. But also, if I didn't want to

but also, if I didn't want to work my ass off and I wanted to

work my ass off and I wanted to be a stay-at-home mom, that's

be a stay-at-home mom, that's (bleep) fine, you (bleep)

(bleep) fine, you (bleep) literal (bleep).

Literal (bleep). You're literally...

You're literally... >> kim: What the (bleep) is

>> kim: What the (bleep) is wrong with you?

Wrong with you? >> kourtney: I will literally

>> kourtney: I will literally (bleep) you up.

(bleep) you up. >> khloe: You guys, my

>> khloe: You guys, my daughter's sleeping.

Daughter's sleeping. >> kim: Don't ever come at me

>> kim: Don't ever come at me like that.

Like that. >> khloe: You two, stop.

>> khloe: You two, stop. >> kim: I swear to god, I'll

>> kim: I swear to god, I'll punch you in your face.

Punch you in your face. >> kourtney: So do it.

>> kourtney: So do it. >> kim: Don't (bleep) with me.

>> kim: Don't (bleep) with me. I swear to god.

I swear to god. >> kourtney: Do it already.

>> kourtney: Do it already. >> kim: Don't (bleep) use your

>> kim: Don't (bleep) use your nails...

Nails... >> khloe: Stop. Okay.

>> khloe: Stop. Okay. Stop, you two.

Stop, you two. (laughs): Okay, stop.

(laughs): Okay, stop. Go to your own corners.

Go to your own corners. >> kim: Like-- no, no.

>> kim: Like-- no, no. >> khloe: True is sleep...

>> khloe: True is sleep... >> kim: Don't ever...

>> kim: Don't ever... >> kourtney: Then shut the

>> kourtney: Then shut the (bleep) up!

(bleep) up! >> kim: Don't ever...

>> kim: Don't ever... >> kourtney: Do it or shut the

>> kourtney: Do it or shut the (bleep) up.

(bleep) up. >> kim: Don't ever (bleep) dig

>> kim: Don't ever (bleep) dig your nails in me like that.

Your nails in me like that. >> khloe: Stop it.

>> khloe: Stop it. >> kim: How (bleep) old are you?

>> kim: How (bleep) old are you? >> kourtney: How old are you?

>> kourtney: How old are you? Shut the (bleep) up.

Shut the (bleep) up. >> khloe: Guys, stop!

>> khloe: Guys, stop! >> kim: How old am I?

>> kim: How old am I? How old are you?

How old are you? >> khloe: Don't.

>> khloe: Don't. Both of you-- okay, separate.

Both of you-- okay, separate. >> kim: No, no, no.

>> kim: No, no, no. Don't ever...!

Don't ever...! >> khloe: Children, stop.

>> khloe: Children, stop. Guys, stop it!

(bleep) >> kris: Kylie absolutely can't

>> kris: Kylie absolutely can't come, and they're gonna take her

come, and they're gonna take her to the hospital.

To the hospital. This is really bad.

This is really bad. I don't know what I'm gonna say

I don't know what I'm gonna say to olivier.

To olivier. >> corey: Just breathe first.

>> corey: Just breathe first. >> kourtney: I'm supposed to go

>> kourtney: I'm supposed to go to armenia with kim.

To armenia with kim. >> scott: She could possibly

>> scott: She could possibly break down.

Break down. I don't want anyone to lead her

I don't want anyone to lead her to that, either.

To that, either. >> khloe: What kind of

>> khloe: What kind of relationship is this?

Relationship is this? >> kourtney: You're just such a

>> kourtney: You're just such a bitch, though.

Bitch, though. >> khloe: You don't think you're

>> khloe: You don't think you're a bitch just 'cause you cry?

A bitch just 'cause you cry? >> kourtney: I just can't do it

>> kourtney: I just can't do it anymore.

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