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"once upon a time in a magical 8 00:00:17,985 --> 00:00:21,286 "once upon a time in a magical kingdom of glitter and glamour, 9 00:00:21,288 --> 00:00:24,623 kingdom of glitter and glamour, there lived a powerful queen who 10 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:26,992 there lived a powerful queen who gave birth to five princesses." 11 00:00:26,994 --> 00:00:28,327 gave birth to five princesses." (laughter) 12 00:00:28,329 --> 00:00:30,896 (laughter) (humming) 13 00:00:30,898 --> 00:00:32,464 (humming) "each with their own gifts and 14 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:34,233 "each with their own gifts and passions, from health..." 15 00:00:34,235 --> 00:00:35,267 passions, from health..." >> kourtney: One hug should be 16 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:37,036 >> kourtney: One hug should be 20 seconds for the oxytocin to 17 00:00:37,038 --> 00:00:38,337 20 seconds for the oxytocin to kick in. 18 00:00:38,339 --> 00:00:39,304 Kick in. >> khloe: "...To beauty..." 19 00:00:39,306 --> 00:00:39,905 >> khloe: "...To beauty..." >> kylie: This is gonna be so 20 00:00:39,907 --> 00:00:41,507 >> kylie: This is gonna be so big for kylie cosmetics. 21 00:00:41,509 --> 00:00:42,341 Big for kylie cosmetics. >> khloe: "...To justice..." 22 00:00:42,343 --> 00:00:43,542 >> khloe: "...To justice..." >> kim: I know in their hearts, 23 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:44,543 >> kim: I know in their hearts, they would not want to execute 24 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:45,811 they would not want to execute an innocent person. 25 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:46,678 An innocent person. >> khloe: "...To adventure..." 26 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:47,579 >> khloe: "...To adventure..." (scott screams) 27 00:00:47,581 --> 00:00:48,347 (scott screams) "...To humor." 28 00:00:48,349 --> 00:00:48,947 "...To humor." we have to talk about our next 29 00:00:48,949 --> 00:00:49,581 we have to talk about our next prank. 30 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:50,916 Prank. I'm thinking I dress up like my 31 00:00:50,918 --> 00:00:51,750 I'm thinking I dress up like my mom. 32 00:00:51,752 --> 00:00:53,419 Mom. (scott laughs) 33 00:00:53,421 --> 00:00:54,420 (scott laughs) >> tracy: Tmz got very 34 00:00:54,422 --> 00:00:55,587 >> tracy: Tmz got very unflattering photos of you. 35 00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:56,755 Unflattering photos of you. >> kris: Where? 36 00:00:56,757 --> 00:00:58,257 >> kris: Where? Tracy, where? 37 00:00:58,259 --> 00:00:59,491 Tracy, where? >> khloe: "but as their kingdom 38 00:00:59,493 --> 00:01:01,894 >> khloe: "but as their kingdom grew stronger, so, too, did the 39 00:01:01,896 --> 00:01:03,395 grew stronger, so, too, did the burdens that came with it." 40 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:04,863 burdens that came with it." >> kim: This is so insane. 41 00:01:04,865 --> 00:01:06,598 >> kim: This is so insane. >> kourtney: I don't like being 42 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:08,000 >> kourtney: I don't like being a celebrity. 43 00:01:08,002 --> 00:01:10,602 A celebrity. >> kris: Kylie can't come, and 44 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:11,603 >> kris: Kylie can't come, and they're gonna take her to the 45 00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:12,371 they're gonna take her to the hospital. 46 00:01:12,373 --> 00:01:13,372 Hospital. >> khloe: "the relationships 47 00:01:13,374 --> 00:01:14,573 >> khloe: "the relationships were tested every step of the 48 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:15,340 were tested every step of the way." 49 00:01:15,342 --> 00:01:15,974 way." >> kris: If you need somebody to 50 00:01:15,976 --> 00:01:17,443 >> kris: If you need somebody to talk to, we should sit down, 51 00:01:17,445 --> 00:01:18,744 talk to, we should sit down, because I just feel really bad. 52 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:19,878 Because I just feel really bad. >> kourtney: I just can't do it 53 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:20,612 >> kourtney: I just can't do it anymore. 54 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:21,413 Anymore. >> kylie: I'm gonna do my 55 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:22,381 >> kylie: I'm gonna do my christmas morning at my house. 56 00:01:22,383 --> 00:01:23,015 Christmas morning at my house. >> kendall: But don't you think 57 00:01:23,017 --> 00:01:23,649 >> kendall: But don't you think it's nice for the kids to do it 58 00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:24,616 it's nice for the kids to do it together? 59 00:01:24,618 --> 00:01:25,150 Together? >> kylie: Santa visits our 60 00:01:25,152 --> 00:01:25,851 >> kylie: Santa visits our house. 61 00:01:25,853 --> 00:01:26,785 House. That's what it's gonna be. 62 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:27,319 That's what it's gonna be. >> kris: Come on, tristan. 63 00:01:27,321 --> 00:01:27,853 >> kris: Come on, tristan. >> tristan: Am I invited? 64 00:01:27,855 --> 00:01:28,387 >> tristan: Am I invited? >> kris: Of course you're 65 00:01:28,389 --> 00:01:29,588 >> kris: Of course you're invited. 66 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:30,456 Invited. >> khloe: It's not even been a 67 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:31,423 >> khloe: It's not even been a year. We need space. 68 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:32,424 Year. We need space. This is not good. 69 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:32,958 This is not good. >> kourtney: You're such a 70 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:33,759 >> kourtney: You're such a bitch. 71 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:34,393 Bitch. >> khloe: You don't think you're 72 00:01:34,395 --> 00:01:34,960 >> khloe: You don't think you're a bitch just 'cause you cry? 73 00:01:34,962 --> 00:01:36,095 A bitch just 'cause you cry? >> kourtney: I will (bleep) you 74 00:01:36,097 --> 00:01:39,298 >> kourtney: I will (bleep) you up, you literal (bleep). 75 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:40,532 Up, you literal (bleep). >> khloe: Stop, you two. 76 00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:43,402 >> khloe: Stop, you two. Kourtney! 77 00:01:43,404 --> 00:01:44,736 Kourtney! >> khloe: Oh, you want to know 78 00:01:44,738 --> 00:01:45,737 >> khloe: Oh, you want to know what happens next? 79 00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:47,573 What happens next? Well, honey, you got to stay 80 00:01:47,575 --> 00:01:48,574 well, honey, you got to stay tuned. 81 00:01:48,576 --> 00:01:50,075 Tuned. >> malika: Khloe, I'm pregnant. 82 00:01:50,077 --> 00:01:51,477 >> malika: Khloe, I'm pregnant. >> kris: Here's to 2020. 83 00:01:51,479 --> 00:01:53,979 >> kris: Here's to 2020. Yeah, mamacita! 84 00:01:53,981 --> 00:01:55,647 Yeah, mamacita! >> kim: Just get the (bleep) out 85 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:56,315 >> kim: Just get the (bleep) out of here. 86 00:01:56,317 --> 00:01:56,915 Of here. I don't even want to see your 87 00:01:56,917 --> 00:01:57,249 I don't even want to see your (bleep) face. 88 00:01:57,251 --> 00:01:58,450 (bleep) face. >> kourtney: I don't want to be 89 00:01:58,452 --> 00:01:59,418 >> kourtney: I don't want to be near your fat ass, okay? 90 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:00,119 Near your fat ass, okay? >> kim: Then go. 91 00:02:00,121 --> 00:02:00,986 >> kim: Then go. >> kourtney: Shut the (bleep) 92 00:02:00,988 --> 00:02:01,820 >> kourtney: Shut the (bleep) up. 93 00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:03,088 Up. >> khloe: Matthew, I need more! 94 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:05,057 >> khloe: Matthew, I need more! (sighs) 95 00:02:05,059 --> 00:02:06,825 (sighs) ♪ ♪ 96 00:02:27,046 --> 00:02:28,714 ♪ ♪ 97 00:02:34,020 --> 00:02:36,522 >> man: Here we go, guys. Ready to go in? 98 00:02:36,524 --> 00:02:38,423 Ready to go in? >> kim: We just had a break, and 99 00:02:38,425 --> 00:02:40,526 >> kim: We just had a break, and khloe and I took an amazing 100 00:02:40,528 --> 00:02:42,528 khloe and I took an amazing vacation in the bahamas. 101 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:44,796 Vacation in the bahamas. Our girls are the same age. 102 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:47,099 Our girls are the same age. It's fun to go on vacation, and 103 00:02:47,101 --> 00:02:48,500 it's fun to go on vacation, and her and I are vibing. 104 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:50,135 Her and I are vibing. Kourtney went to Italy. 105 00:02:50,137 --> 00:02:51,870 Kourtney went to Italy. So we got to all kind of, like, 106 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:53,038 so we got to all kind of, like, branch out. 107 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:55,474 Branch out. And now it is fashion week in 108 00:02:55,476 --> 00:02:56,141 and now it is fashion week in new york. 109 00:02:56,143 --> 00:02:57,643 New york. It's gonna be a long day of 110 00:02:57,645 --> 00:02:58,410 it's gonna be a long day of press. 111 00:02:58,412 --> 00:02:59,778 Press. Lots of interviews. 112 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:00,879 Lots of interviews. Lots of madness. 113 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:02,047 Lots of madness. Lots of work. 114 00:03:02,049 --> 00:03:02,948 Lots of work. >> newswoman: Millions want to 115 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:04,383 >> newswoman: Millions want to keep up with kim kardashian 116 00:03:04,385 --> 00:03:05,017 keep up with kim kardashian west. 117 00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:06,618 West. Today, she's launching her new 118 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:09,121 today, she's launching her new line of shapewear called skims. 119 00:03:09,123 --> 00:03:10,455 Line of shapewear called skims. >> kim: I'm excited that skims 120 00:03:10,457 --> 00:03:12,858 >> kim: I'm excited that skims is finally here to launch after 121 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:14,393 is finally here to launch after all of the name drama. 122 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:14,893 All of the name drama. They're saying that I'm 123 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:16,495 they're saying that I'm cultural-appropriating. 124 00:03:16,497 --> 00:03:17,129 Cultural-appropriating. >> scott: Is there a possibility 125 00:03:17,131 --> 00:03:18,130 >> scott: Is there a possibility you're gonna change the name? 126 00:03:18,132 --> 00:03:19,464 You're gonna change the name? >> kim: I really feel good about 127 00:03:19,466 --> 00:03:21,500 >> kim: I really feel good about it, and I'm ready to just move 128 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:22,501 it, and I'm ready to just move forward and have an amazing 129 00:03:22,503 --> 00:03:23,802 forward and have an amazing launch. 130 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:24,970 Launch. I don't think I've ever been so 131 00:03:24,972 --> 00:03:28,507 I don't think I've ever been so excited about a-a project, or so 132 00:03:28,509 --> 00:03:30,042 excited about a-a project, or so confident about something. 133 00:03:30,044 --> 00:03:32,144 Confident about something. Everyone needs shapewear, and 134 00:03:32,146 --> 00:03:35,747 everyone needs shapewear, and I'm really proud of it. 135 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:37,916 I'm really proud of it. (reporters clamoring) 136 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:39,618 (reporters clamoring) ♪ ♪ 137 00:03:45,992 --> 00:03:48,227 thank you. No, no, no. 138 00:03:48,229 --> 00:03:50,529 No, no, no. I'm also here launching my kkw 139 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:52,664 I'm also here launching my kkw beauty collab with winnie 140 00:03:52,666 --> 00:03:53,498 beauty collab with winnie harlow. 141 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:55,100 Harlow. And I love being in new 142 00:03:55,102 --> 00:03:56,034 and I love being in new york and doing press. 143 00:03:56,036 --> 00:03:57,502 York and doing press. It's always really fun. 144 00:03:57,504 --> 00:03:58,837 It's always really fun. I was just thinking of you. 145 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:00,872 I was just thinking of you. Yeah, you look so pretty. 146 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:02,808 Yeah, you look so pretty. Thank you guys for coming. 147 00:04:13,152 --> 00:04:15,988 Do you have my phone? (facetime ringing) 148 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:25,097 thank you. I get a phone call from tristan, 149 00:04:25,099 --> 00:04:26,531 I get a phone call from tristan, of all people, and I'm like, 150 00:04:26,533 --> 00:04:28,100 of all people, and I'm like, "I haven't talked to him in a 151 00:04:28,102 --> 00:04:28,967 "I haven't talked to him in a long time." 152 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:31,069 long time." um, "what is he calling me for? 153 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:34,473 Um, "what is he calling me for? What drama's going on at home?" 154 00:04:34,475 --> 00:04:34,973 what drama's going on at home?" hey. 155 00:04:34,975 --> 00:04:35,974 Hey. >> tristan: Hey, are you in that 156 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:36,908 >> tristan: Hey, are you in that store across the street from me? 157 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:37,776 Store across the street from me? You're literally across from me. 158 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:39,111 You're literally across from me. >> kim: No, I just walked out. 159 00:04:39,113 --> 00:04:40,979 >> kim: No, I just walked out. I was at the mercer. 160 00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:41,546 I was at the mercer. >> tristan: Yeah. Oh! 161 00:04:41,548 --> 00:04:42,281 >> tristan: Yeah. Oh! Okay, okay, yeah. 162 00:04:42,283 --> 00:04:43,015 Okay, okay, yeah. I'm right-right there. 163 00:04:43,017 --> 00:04:44,216 I'm right-right there. >> kim: I had no idea that 164 00:04:44,218 --> 00:04:46,652 >> kim: I had no idea that tristan is even in new york, so 165 00:04:46,654 --> 00:04:48,153 tristan is even in new york, so I'm so surprised to get his 166 00:04:48,155 --> 00:04:48,887 I'm so surprised to get his call. 167 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:50,055 Call. You know, we're not feuding at 168 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:51,156 you know, we're not feuding at all anymore. 169 00:04:51,158 --> 00:04:52,491 All anymore. We've totally gotten to a good 170 00:04:52,493 --> 00:04:53,992 we've totally gotten to a good place, but we've just never been 171 00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:55,060 place, but we've just never been the closest. 172 00:04:55,062 --> 00:04:56,795 The closest. So I appreciate that he's 173 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:59,264 so I appreciate that he's reaching out, I just don't know 174 00:04:59,266 --> 00:05:00,599 reaching out, I just don't know what to say. 175 00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:02,267 What to say. I'm going to milos later, but 176 00:05:02,269 --> 00:05:03,669 I'm going to milos later, but I'm filming with jonathan and 177 00:05:03,671 --> 00:05:04,936 I'm filming with jonathan and simon and la la, so you probably 178 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:05,804 simon and la la, so you probably don't want to come. 179 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:06,838 Don't want to come. But I can... I can... 180 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:07,472 But I can... I can... >> tristan: Yeah, I'll hit you, 181 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:07,873 >> tristan: Yeah, I'll hit you, like, around 7:30. 182 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:09,608 Like, around 7:30. Even if I pop by to have a drink 183 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:10,575 even if I pop by to have a drink or something, I'll just do that. 184 00:05:10,577 --> 00:05:11,009 Or something, I'll just do that. >> kim: Okay, cool. 185 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:12,244 >> kim: Okay, cool. Yeah, or come at the end for 186 00:05:12,246 --> 00:05:13,111 yeah, or come at the end for dessert or whatever. 187 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:13,979 Dessert or whatever. >> tristan: Yeah, for sure. 188 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:14,646 >> tristan: Yeah, for sure. Okay. 189 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:15,647 Okay. >> kim: Okay, cool. 190 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:16,648 >> kim: Okay, cool. >> tristan: All right, then. 191 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:17,316 >> tristan: All right, then. >> kim: Okay, bye. 192 00:05:17,318 --> 00:05:18,183 >> kim: Okay, bye. >> tristan: All right. 193 00:05:18,185 --> 00:05:19,985 >> tristan: All right. >> kim: Khloe's gonna die. 194 00:05:29,362 --> 00:05:31,830 (khloe whoops) hi, doll. What are you doing? 195 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:32,864 Hi, doll. What are you doing? >> khloe: Oh, just taking shots 196 00:05:32,866 --> 00:05:34,800 >> khloe: Oh, just taking shots over here. 197 00:05:34,802 --> 00:05:35,967 Over here. >> kim: Shots? For what? 198 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:38,303 >> kim: Shots? For what? >> khloe: My throat. 199 00:05:38,305 --> 00:05:39,838 >> khloe: My throat. >> kim: Wait, so I was leaving 200 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:42,641 >> kim: Wait, so I was leaving the-the mercer hotel and then I 201 00:05:42,643 --> 00:05:43,975 the-the mercer hotel and then I get a call on my cell phone from 202 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:46,011 get a call on my cell phone from tristan. 203 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,179 Tristan. And he was like, "oh, my god, 204 00:05:47,181 --> 00:05:49,047 and he was like, "oh, my god, I'm right next door." 205 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:49,881 I'm right next door." >> khloe: Where? Oh, my god. 206 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:51,683 >> khloe: Where? Oh, my god. >> kim: Um... And he was like, 207 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:52,784 >> kim: Um... And he was like, "oh, I'm there," and he's like, 208 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:53,885 "oh, I'm there," and he's like, "what are you doing?" and I was 209 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:54,886 "what are you doing?" and I was like, "I'm gonna go have dinner 210 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:56,355 like, "I'm gonna go have dinner with my friends," so I was like, 211 00:05:56,357 --> 00:05:57,689 with my friends," so I was like, "do you want to come?" 212 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:59,024 "do you want to come?" >> khloe: You invited him to 213 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:00,292 >> khloe: You invited him to dinner? 214 00:06:00,294 --> 00:06:01,159 Dinner? (kim laughs) 215 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:02,361 (kim laughs) >> kim: Kind of, but I was just 216 00:06:02,363 --> 00:06:05,030 >> kim: Kind of, but I was just like, "my god, what did I do?" 217 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:06,198 like, "my god, what did I do?" >> khloe: That's beyond generous 218 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:06,965 >> khloe: That's beyond generous of you. 219 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:08,900 Of you. >> kim: I don't think what 220 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:10,969 >> kim: I don't think what tristan did was obviously right, 221 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:12,738 tristan did was obviously right, like, I obviously, like, can't-- 222 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:14,139 like, I obviously, like, can't-- that's not my thing, and I 223 00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:15,240 that's not my thing, and I brutalized him. 224 00:06:15,242 --> 00:06:17,142 Brutalized him. I'm, like, done. 225 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:18,310 I'm, like, done. Done with him. 226 00:06:18,312 --> 00:06:20,078 Done with him. I'm going to, like, spit on him. 227 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:22,114 I'm going to, like, spit on him. I also know that that's true's 228 00:06:22,116 --> 00:06:24,883 I also know that that's true's dad, and mom cheated on dad, and 229 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:26,218 dad, and mom cheated on dad, and we-- you know what I mean? 230 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:27,652 We-- you know what I mean? And all of their friends, like, 231 00:06:27,654 --> 00:06:28,754 and all of their friends, like, forgave mom. 232 00:06:28,756 --> 00:06:29,755 Forgave mom. >> khloe: Right. No, I think 233 00:06:29,757 --> 00:06:30,889 >> khloe: Right. No, I think what you're doing is a nice 234 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:31,390 what you're doing is a nice thing. 235 00:06:31,392 --> 00:06:33,925 Thing. I think it's beyond generous of 236 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:35,227 I think it's beyond generous of you that you invited him. 237 00:06:35,229 --> 00:06:36,595 You that you invited him. >> kim: I think forgiveness is, 238 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:38,029 >> kim: I think forgiveness is, like, the best way. 239 00:06:38,031 --> 00:06:39,364 Like, the best way. >> khloe: Tristan and I are in a 240 00:06:39,366 --> 00:06:40,866 >> khloe: Tristan and I are in a good place, like, when it comes 241 00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:42,234 good place, like, when it comes to true, I have an open-door 242 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:43,702 to true, I have an open-door policy with tristan. 243 00:06:43,704 --> 00:06:46,071 Policy with tristan. I choose to keep any personal 244 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:47,272 I choose to keep any personal feelings-- like, those are 245 00:06:47,274 --> 00:06:47,939 feelings-- like, those are personal. 246 00:06:47,941 --> 00:06:49,374 Personal. But this dinner sounds super 247 00:06:49,376 --> 00:06:51,777 but this dinner sounds super awkward and I can't imagine what 248 00:06:51,779 --> 00:06:52,778 awkward and I can't imagine what it's gonna be like. 249 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:54,913 It's gonna be like. I sort of wish I was there, 250 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:55,914 I sort of wish I was there, (chuckles): Just... 251 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:56,915 (chuckles): Just... But I would make it more 252 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:57,916 but I would make it more awkward, I know. 253 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:58,683 Awkward, I know. Oh, my god. 254 00:06:58,685 --> 00:06:59,684 Oh, my god. >> kim: Um, okay, I'm gonna run 255 00:06:59,686 --> 00:07:00,919 >> kim: Um, okay, I'm gonna run inside, 'cause I have to go 256 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:02,788 inside, 'cause I have to go shopping, but love you. 257 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:04,256 Shopping, but love you. >> khloe: Love you. 258 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:05,424 >> khloe: Love you. This was, like, a drive-by 259 00:07:05,426 --> 00:07:08,894 this was, like, a drive-by gossip session, oh, my god. 260 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:10,662 Gossip session, oh, my god. ♪ ♪ 261 00:07:13,032 --> 00:07:14,766 (cheering) 262 00:07:17,503 --> 00:07:19,204 >> all: Hi. >> kylie: Hi, everybody. 263 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:20,238 >> kylie: Hi, everybody. >> kris: Hi. 264 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,073 >> kris: Hi. >> kylie: Hi, everybody. 265 00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:22,941 >> kylie: Hi, everybody. >> kris: How are you? 266 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:23,809 >> kris: How are you? >> kylie: Hey. 267 00:07:23,811 --> 00:07:24,976 >> kylie: Hey. >> kris: Hey. 268 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:26,378 >> kris: Hey. >> kylie: This summer has been 269 00:07:26,380 --> 00:07:27,813 >> kylie: This summer has been amazing. 270 00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:30,382 Amazing. I celebrated my 22nd birthday on 271 00:07:30,384 --> 00:07:33,652 I celebrated my 22nd birthday on a yacht trip around europe. 272 00:07:33,654 --> 00:07:36,955 A yacht trip around europe. ♪ ♪ 273 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:39,825 ♪ ♪ it feels great to be 22. 274 00:07:39,827 --> 00:07:45,263 It feels great to be 22. I feel like I'm 47, but 22 is 275 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:48,133 I feel like I'm 47, but 22 is amazing, um, and it's just, each 276 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:50,235 amazing, um, and it's just, each year it's only getting better. 277 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:51,803 Year it's only getting better. >> kris: So, I just got off the 278 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,472 >> kris: So, I just got off the phone with everybody on the 279 00:07:53,474 --> 00:07:54,906 phone with everybody on the balmain team. 280 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:56,174 Balmain team. They're getting everything 281 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:57,242 they're getting everything organized, they're super 282 00:07:57,244 --> 00:07:58,176 organized, they're super excited. 283 00:07:58,178 --> 00:07:59,177 Excited. >> kylie: Nice. I can't wait. 284 00:07:59,179 --> 00:07:59,811 >> kylie: Nice. I can't wait. >> kris: Yeah. 285 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:00,846 >> kris: Yeah. >> kylie: This is gonna be so 286 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:02,147 >> kylie: This is gonna be so big for kylie cosmetics. 287 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:03,849 Big for kylie cosmetics. >> kris: I know. 288 00:08:03,851 --> 00:08:06,117 >> kris: I know. Kylie has decided to do a collab 289 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:08,019 kylie has decided to do a collab with balmain and olivier 290 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:08,687 with balmain and olivier rousteing. 291 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:09,855 Rousteing. >> kris: I think it's great that 292 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:12,090 >> kris: I think it's great that you get to be sort of the 293 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:14,493 you get to be sort of the creative director of doing the 294 00:08:14,495 --> 00:08:16,695 creative director of doing the girls' makeup that are walking 295 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:17,696 girls' makeup that are walking in the show. 296 00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:18,096 In the show. >> kylie: Mm-hmm. 297 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:19,498 >> kylie: Mm-hmm. >> kris: And I can't believe 298 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:21,266 >> kris: And I can't believe that you're gonna close the 299 00:08:21,268 --> 00:08:21,867 that you're gonna close the show. 300 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:22,767 Show. >> kylie: I know. 301 00:08:22,769 --> 00:08:23,935 >> kylie: I know. >> kris: Are you nervous? 302 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:24,302 >> kris: Are you nervous? >> kylie: Kinda. 303 00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:25,437 >> kylie: Kinda. I think I need a little lesson 304 00:08:25,439 --> 00:08:26,438 I think I need a little lesson from kendall. 305 00:08:26,440 --> 00:08:27,305 From kendall. (laughs) 306 00:08:27,307 --> 00:08:28,306 (laughs) for sure. 307 00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:29,975 For sure. >> kris: Olivier has decided to 308 00:08:29,977 --> 00:08:32,811 >> kris: Olivier has decided to incorporate the palettes and the 309 00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:34,880 incorporate the palettes and the lipsticks that he's putting on 310 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:36,214 lipsticks that he's putting on the models, and that's really 311 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:37,215 the models, and that's really never been done before. 312 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:39,384 Never been done before. And he's also invited kylie to 313 00:08:39,386 --> 00:08:41,353 and he's also invited kylie to walk and close the show in 314 00:08:41,355 --> 00:08:44,489 walk and close the show in paris, which is huge. 315 00:08:44,491 --> 00:08:45,724 Paris, which is huge. (kylie clicks tongue) 316 00:08:45,726 --> 00:08:47,025 (kylie clicks tongue) okay, I love you. 317 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:47,993 Okay, I love you. >> kylie: Love you. 318 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:48,593 >> kylie: Love you. >> kris: I'm gonna go back to 319 00:08:48,595 --> 00:08:49,828 >> kris: I'm gonna go back to work, and I'll text you if I 320 00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:50,896 work, and I'll text you if I have any more questions, okay? 321 00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:51,997 Have any more questions, okay? >> kylie: All righty. 322 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:53,031 >> kylie: All righty. >> kris: All right. I love you. 323 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:53,865 >> kris: All right. I love you. >> kylie: Love you. 324 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:54,866 >> kylie: Love you. >> kris: Why do you have a 325 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:57,302 >> kris: Why do you have a dolphin in your office? 326 00:08:57,304 --> 00:08:58,870 Dolphin in your office? >> kylie: It's a jeff koons. 327 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,038 >> kylie: It's a jeff koons. (kris laughs) 328 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,706 (kris laughs) ♪ ♪ 329 00:09:09,115 --> 00:09:11,416 >> khloe: Andrew, be careful with that long piece of hair. 330 00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:12,384 With that long piece of hair. >> andrew: That's her real hair. 331 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:13,018 >> andrew: That's her real hair. >> kourtney: Oh, how long is it 332 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:14,085 >> kourtney: Oh, how long is it now? 333 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:15,086 Now? >> andrew: That length. 334 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:16,855 >> andrew: That length. >> kourtney: It is my first day 335 00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:18,557 >> kourtney: It is my first day back to work, back to filming 336 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:21,927 back to work, back to filming after my summer vacation. 337 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:24,062 After my summer vacation. I took my kids to Italy for a 338 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,897 I took my kids to Italy for a month. 339 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,198 Month. And, actually, kendall met me in 340 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,833 and, actually, kendall met me in Italy. 341 00:09:28,835 --> 00:09:31,336 Italy. And then we went to idaho for a 342 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:32,771 and then we went to idaho for a week. 343 00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:33,405 Week. >> lauren: Hey, kourt, can we go 344 00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:34,573 >> lauren: Hey, kourt, can we go over your schedule for today? 345 00:09:34,575 --> 00:09:35,574 Over your schedule for today? >> kourtney: Mm-hmm. 346 00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:36,207 >> kourtney: Mm-hmm. >> lauren: So, you know you have 347 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:37,442 >> lauren: So, you know you have the arch digest shoot. 348 00:09:37,444 --> 00:09:38,510 The arch digest shoot. And then I'll prep you for that 349 00:09:38,512 --> 00:09:39,878 and then I'll prep you for that when you're done with glam. 350 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:40,946 When you're done with glam. We need some poosh approvals 351 00:09:40,948 --> 00:09:42,080 we need some poosh approvals today. 352 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:43,348 Today. Klean kan wants to confirm 353 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:44,583 klean kan wants to confirm whether or not you're coming. 354 00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:45,951 Whether or not you're coming. And then you have a call with 355 00:09:45,953 --> 00:09:47,185 and then you have a call with your attorney at 4:00. 356 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:48,453 Your attorney at 4:00. >> kourtney: I'm also not only 357 00:09:48,455 --> 00:09:50,956 >> kourtney: I'm also not only shooting for our show today, but 358 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:52,424 shooting for our show today, but I'm also shooting architectural 359 00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:55,594 I'm also shooting architectural digest for my home, so I'm just 360 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:57,128 digest for my home, so I'm just being torn in a lot of different 361 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:58,096 being torn in a lot of different directions. 362 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,932 Directions. And after being off for a month, 363 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,334 and after being off for a month, like, it just gives me anxiety, 364 00:10:02,336 --> 00:10:04,536 like, it just gives me anxiety, knowing that I'm going to be 365 00:10:04,538 --> 00:10:06,237 knowing that I'm going to be having no real privacy. 366 00:10:06,239 --> 00:10:07,973 Having no real privacy. There's probably gonna be 40 367 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:09,975 there's probably gonna be 40 people in my house today. 368 00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:11,042 People in my house today. (kourtney coughs) 369 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:14,245 (kourtney coughs) >> khloe: You okay? 370 00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:15,547 >> khloe: You okay? >> kourtney: I was just choking. 371 00:10:15,549 --> 00:10:16,581 >> kourtney: I was just choking. >> khloe: Oh, my gosh. 372 00:10:16,583 --> 00:10:17,616 >> khloe: Oh, my gosh. >> kourtney: I feel like I hate 373 00:10:17,618 --> 00:10:18,617 >> kourtney: I feel like I hate my hair. 374 00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:19,618 My hair. It's so blah. 375 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:20,452 It's so blah. >> khloe: I really thought you 376 00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:21,319 >> khloe: I really thought you were crying. 377 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:22,554 Were crying. >> kourtney: I'm just so (bleep) 378 00:10:22,556 --> 00:10:23,455 >> kourtney: I'm just so (bleep) over glam. 379 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:25,056 Over glam. I honestly don't want to film. 380 00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:26,992 I honestly don't want to film. (phone chimes) 381 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:31,096 (phone chimes) like, ever again. (chuckles) 382 00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:33,331 like, ever again. (chuckles) >> khloe: Oh. 383 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:37,102 >> khloe: Oh. Okay. 384 00:10:37,104 --> 00:10:38,470 Okay. I know last season there was a 385 00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:41,006 I know last season there was a lot of speculation, and a lot of 386 00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:42,107 lot of speculation, and a lot of back and forth of what 387 00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:43,174 back and forth of what kourtney's gonna do. 388 00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:44,242 Kourtney's gonna do. >> kris: The right decision 389 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:47,145 >> kris: The right decision about the show is to do it as 390 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,847 about the show is to do it as long as everybody's happy. 391 00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:50,849 Long as everybody's happy. >> kourtney: What I'm saying is, 392 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:52,651 >> kourtney: What I'm saying is, I'm getting to the point where 393 00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:54,285 I'm getting to the point where I'm not happy. 394 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:55,320 I'm not happy. >> khloe: She could have made 395 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:56,454 >> khloe: She could have made the decision to quit. 396 00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:58,657 The decision to quit. She chose to not quit. 397 00:10:58,659 --> 00:11:00,659 She chose to not quit. But she's here today exactly 398 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:02,093 but she's here today exactly where we left off. 399 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:03,962 Where we left off. It's affecting my mood that 400 00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:06,031 it's affecting my mood that she's so miserable that we're 401 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:07,966 she's so miserable that we're here doing our job that she has 402 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:09,968 here doing our job that she has agreed to. 403 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:11,469 Agreed to. >> kourtney: I'm just, like, so 404 00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:12,537 >> kourtney: I'm just, like, so over this. 405 00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:13,638 Over this. I just, like, I literally don't 406 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:17,308 I just, like, I literally don't want to get glam. 407 00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:20,278 Want to get glam. >> khloe: Okay. So don't glam. 408 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,513 >> khloe: Okay. So don't glam. >> kourtney: And this whole... 409 00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:22,447 >> kourtney: And this whole... >> khloe: Or you won't film 410 00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:23,381 >> khloe: Or you won't film without glam? 411 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:23,948 Without glam? >> kourtney: Oh, no, I'm not 412 00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:26,451 >> kourtney: Oh, no, I'm not filming without glam. 413 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:34,693 I know that I have a choice not to film this season. 414 00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:36,461 To film this season. And, you know, just, like, 415 00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:37,896 and, you know, just, like, having that thought in my head 416 00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:39,297 having that thought in my head that it is an option. 417 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,466 That it is an option. Just because everyone else in 418 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:43,068 just because everyone else in the family is doing it doesn't 419 00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:45,537 the family is doing it doesn't mean that I don't have to if my 420 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:47,706 mean that I don't have to if my priorities are elsewhere. 421 00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:50,241 Priorities are elsewhere. But I have, you know, made a 422 00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:53,178 but I have, you know, made a couple changes of things that I 423 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,713 couple changes of things that I think would hopefully make me 424 00:11:54,715 --> 00:11:56,581 think would hopefully make me happier, so I'm just going to 425 00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:59,017 happier, so I'm just going to start that way and, you know, 426 00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:01,086 start that way and, you know, just really seeing how I feel. 427 00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:03,221 Just really seeing how I feel. >> khloe: Do you get up, like, 428 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,656 >> khloe: Do you get up, like, ten minutes before your day 429 00:12:04,658 --> 00:12:06,691 ten minutes before your day begins and just, like, say a 430 00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:08,259 begins and just, like, say a prayer of gratitude? 431 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:10,595 Prayer of gratitude? >> kourtney: Sometimes. 432 00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:12,163 >> kourtney: Sometimes. >> khloe: But if you set, like, 433 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:14,165 >> khloe: But if you set, like, whatever time-- five minutes, 434 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,200 whatever time-- five minutes, whatever. 435 00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:16,101 Whatever. Lay in bed; you don't have to, 436 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:17,102 lay in bed; you don't have to, like, just get up, and just say 437 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:19,738 like, just get up, and just say a prayer from appreciation. 438 00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:21,239 A prayer from appreciation. It changes how you start and, 439 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:25,009 it changes how you start and, hopefully, continue your day. 440 00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:26,244 Hopefully, continue your day. >> kourtney: He even asked me... 441 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,612 >> kourtney: He even asked me... Oh. 442 00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:30,749 Oh. >> khloe: Well, that was my tip 443 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:31,583 >> khloe: Well, that was my tip for the day. 444 00:12:31,585 --> 00:12:32,217 For the day. Hopefully the crew will take it 445 00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:34,552 hopefully the crew will take it then, since you're not 446 00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:35,520 then, since you're not listening. 447 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:38,056 Listening. >> kourtney (sighs): I just have 448 00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:40,759 >> kourtney (sighs): I just have so much to do. 449 00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:42,494 So much to do. ♪ ♪ 450 00:12:49,368 --> 00:12:52,103 >> jonathan: Hi. Hi, how are you? 451 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,037 You? >> simon: Hi. 452 00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:53,772 >> simon: Hi. >> jonathan: Hi. 453 00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:55,306 >> jonathan: Hi. What's going on? 454 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,441 What's going on? >> la la: Hi, guys. 455 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:57,709 >> la la: Hi, guys. >> kim: Hi. 456 00:12:57,711 --> 00:12:58,476 >> kim: Hi. >> simon: Hey, love. 457 00:12:58,478 --> 00:12:59,244 >> simon: Hey, love. >> la la: Hey. 458 00:12:59,246 --> 00:12:59,878 >> la la: Hey. >> simon: Mwah! 459 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:00,411 >> simon: Mwah! >> jonathan: How are you? 460 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:01,045 >> jonathan: How are you? >> la la: You know I still gotta 461 00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:01,780 >> la la: You know I still gotta do the us weekly parties and 462 00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:03,214 do the us weekly parties and stuff. 463 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:03,715 Stuff. >> jonathan: Oh, do you? 464 00:13:03,717 --> 00:13:04,616 >> jonathan: Oh, do you? Good for you. 465 00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:05,383 Good for you. >> la la: Yeah. 466 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:06,217 >> la la: Yeah. >> jonathan: You went? 467 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:06,751 >> jonathan: You went? Good for you. 468 00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:07,619 Good for you. >> la la: I'm the most stylish 469 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:08,453 >> la la: I'm the most stylish new yorker. 470 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,487 New yorker. (laughter) 471 00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:10,488 (laughter) >> kim: Well, I'm glad you're 472 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:11,389 >> kim: Well, I'm glad you're here because I have to (bleep) 473 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:12,557 here because I have to (bleep) tell you guys something. 474 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:13,324 Tell you guys something. >> la la: What? 475 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:13,925 >> la la: What? >> kim: You're all gonna kill 476 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:14,793 >> kim: You're all gonna kill me. 477 00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:18,062 Me. >> la la: What? 478 00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:19,130 >> la la: What? >> kim: So I have someone 479 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,465 >> kim: So I have someone joining us for dinner. 480 00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,100 Joining us for dinner. >> la la: Don't start with your 481 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:23,168 >> la la: Don't start with your bull(bleep). What? 482 00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:26,471 Bull(bleep). What? >> kim: You guys are gonna die. 483 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,573 >> kim: You guys are gonna die. So, tristan is joining us for 484 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,608 so, tristan is joining us for dinner. (laughs) 485 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:31,509 dinner. (laughs) >> jonathan: Are you joking? 486 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:32,076 >> jonathan: Are you joking? >> kim: No, no, no, I'm dead 487 00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:33,077 >> kim: No, no, no, I'm dead serious. 488 00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:33,778 Serious. >> jonathan: Stop. 489 00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:34,746 >> jonathan: Stop. >> kim: Tristan is true's dad. 490 00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:36,014 >> kim: Tristan is true's dad. >> jonathan: Right. 491 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:37,615 >> jonathan: Right. >> kim: So regardless of 492 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,184 >> kim: So regardless of whatever, he's connected for 493 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:40,185 whatever, he's connected for life, we can't change that. 494 00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:41,152 Life, we can't change that. >> jonathan: Right. 495 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,086 >> jonathan: Right. >> winnie: Hi. 496 00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:42,687 >> winnie: Hi. >> la la: Hi. 497 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:43,755 >> la la: Hi. >> kim: I need to fill you in on 498 00:13:43,757 --> 00:13:45,290 >> kim: I need to fill you in on something so you're not weirded 499 00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:46,157 something so you're not weirded out. 500 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:46,825 Out. >> winnie: Yeah? 501 00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:48,493 >> winnie: Yeah? >> kim: So, tristan... Khloe's 502 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:51,429 >> kim: So, tristan... Khloe's baby daddy, is stopping by. 503 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:52,063 Baby daddy, is stopping by. >> winnie: I'll just keep my 504 00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:53,131 >> winnie: I'll just keep my mouth shut. 505 00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:53,832 Mouth shut. >> kim: Yeah. 506 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:54,799 >> kim: Yeah. (laughter) 507 00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:55,834 (laughter) >> kim: I don't really know what 508 00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:57,101 >> kim: I don't really know what my friends are gonna think, but 509 00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:58,436 my friends are gonna think, but I just hope that the dinner goes 510 00:13:58,438 --> 00:13:59,537 I just hope that the dinner goes okay and we at least have 511 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,673 okay and we at least have something to talk about. 512 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,712 >> kendall: So why am I here without makeup on? 513 00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:08,680 Without makeup on? >> kylie: I need to create a 514 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,281 >> kylie: I need to create a look for the models. 515 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,217 Look for the models. I've never creative-directed, 516 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:14,519 I've never creative-directed, so this is gonna be interesting. 517 00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:15,620 So this is gonna be interesting. You know what's really fun? 518 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:17,689 You know what's really fun? Oh, hi. 519 00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,691 Oh, hi. >> kendall: Wow. Gorgeous. 520 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,359 >> kendall: Wow. Gorgeous. >> khloe: You've become a 521 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,694 >> khloe: You've become a different person, not in the 522 00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:25,129 different person, not in the best way in some areas. 523 00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:26,231 Best way in some areas. >> kourtney: For the last maybe 524 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:27,665 >> kourtney: For the last maybe three years, it's just been kim 525 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,133 three years, it's just been kim and khloe against me. 526 00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:29,734 And khloe against me. >> kim: Don't (bleep) with me, 527 00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:30,635 >> kim: Don't (bleep) with me, I swear to... 528 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:31,502 I swear to... >> kourtney: Do it already. 529 00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:32,403 >> kourtney: Do it already. >> kim: Don't (bleep) use your 530 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:33,304 >> kim: Don't (bleep) use your nails... 531 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:34,172 Nails... >> khloe: Okay, stop. 532 00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:36,507 >> khloe: Okay, stop. Okay, stop, you two. 533 00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:37,709 Okay, stop, you two. >> kim: How (bleep) old are you? 534 00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:41,412 ♪ ♪ >> tristan: What's up, what's 535 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:42,380 >> tristan: What's up, what's up, what up, what up? 536 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:42,947 Up, what up, what up? >> simon: Hey, how are you? 537 00:14:42,949 --> 00:14:43,815 >> simon: Hey, how are you? It's good to see you. 538 00:14:43,817 --> 00:14:44,616 It's good to see you. >> tristan: Good to see you 539 00:14:44,618 --> 00:14:45,383 >> tristan: Good to see you again. 540 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:45,917 Again. >> simon: What's going on? 541 00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:46,517 >> simon: What's going on? >> tristan: What's up, what's 542 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:47,518 >> tristan: What's up, what's up? 543 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:48,086 Up? What's up, brother, how you 544 00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:48,786 what's up, brother, how you doing? 545 00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:49,387 Doing? >> jonathan: What's going on? 546 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,455 >> jonathan: What's going on? >> kim: How are you? 547 00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:51,022 >> kim: How are you? >> tristan: What up? How are 548 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:51,656 >> tristan: What up? How are you? 549 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:52,257 You? >> kim: Jamaica in the house. 550 00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:52,724 >> kim: Jamaica in the house. Yeah, I forgot, she's 551 00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:53,892 yeah, I forgot, she's jamaican-canadian as well. 552 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:55,460 Jamaican-canadian as well. >> tristan: Yeah, I got a little 553 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:56,828 >> tristan: Yeah, I got a little patois, so... 554 00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:57,629 Patois, so... >> jonathan: Oh... 555 00:14:57,631 --> 00:14:59,297 >> jonathan: Oh... (all talking at once) 556 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:00,398 (all talking at once) >> kim: But wait, what's patois? 557 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:00,999 >> kim: But wait, what's patois? >> tristan: It's like a broken 558 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:01,866 >> tristan: It's like a broken english. 559 00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:02,867 English. Yeah, broken english, yeah. 560 00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:03,468 Yeah, broken english, yeah. >> winnie: Honestly, we would 561 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:03,868 >> winnie: Honestly, we would never understand. 562 00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:04,802 Never understand. It's very difficult to 563 00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:05,637 it's very difficult to understand. 564 00:15:05,639 --> 00:15:06,237 Understand. >> jonathan: Just be like, "I 565 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,039 >> jonathan: Just be like, "I can't wait for the seared tuna, 566 00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,474 can't wait for the seared tuna, and I'm gonna eat so much 567 00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:10,475 and I'm gonna eat so much today." 568 00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:10,975 today." it's hard? 569 00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:11,910 It's hard? >> winnie: Ciara does this to me 570 00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:13,011 >> winnie: Ciara does this to me all the time. 571 00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,379 All the time. She puts me on the spot. 572 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:15,647 She puts me on the spot. >> kim: Say something. 573 00:15:15,649 --> 00:15:19,817 >> kim: Say something. (winnie speaking in patois) 574 00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:20,985 (winnie speaking in patois) >> winnie: When it come, I go 575 00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:22,420 >> winnie: When it come, I go nyam it down. 576 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,388 Nyam it down. >> la la: Did you say 577 00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:24,055 >> la la: Did you say "num it down?" 578 00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:24,656 "num it down?" >> tristan: Nyam it down, nyam 579 00:15:24,658 --> 00:15:25,823 >> tristan: Nyam it down, nyam it down. 580 00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:26,758 It down. Means "I'm gonna eat it." 581 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:27,392 means "I'm gonna eat it." but you're from, you're from new 582 00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:27,926 but you're from, you're from new york, though, so you know. 583 00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:28,927 York, though, so you know. >> kim: I thought she said 584 00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:29,928 >> kim: I thought she said "mcdonald's." 585 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:30,929 "mcdonald's." (laughter) 586 00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:34,399 (laughter) >> la la: Mcdonald's?! 587 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:35,700 >> la la: Mcdonald's?! >> jonathan: Oh, (bleep). 588 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:36,668 >> jonathan: Oh, (bleep). >> kim: The fact that he showed 589 00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:38,670 >> kim: The fact that he showed up alone, I thought, was just 590 00:15:38,672 --> 00:15:41,039 up alone, I thought, was just such a cool, like... 591 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:44,575 Such a cool, like... Tristan's growing up. 592 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,110 Tristan's growing up. Yay. 593 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,079 Yay. Oh, my god, so at the... At the 594 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,681 oh, my god, so at the... At the little, like, class that kanye's 595 00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:51,716 little, like, class that kanye's having for the kids, he had 596 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:55,520 having for the kids, he had reptile day. 597 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:56,754 Reptile day. Look at that happy kid. 598 00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,690 Look at that happy kid. She's looking at him crazy. 599 00:15:58,692 --> 00:15:59,757 She's looking at him crazy. >> tristan: See, I can't wait 600 00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,025 >> tristan: See, I can't wait for that with true. 601 00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:01,693 For that with true. Having those full 602 00:16:01,695 --> 00:16:02,527 having those full conversations... 603 00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:03,428 Conversations... >> kim: Look at that. 604 00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:04,796 >> kim: Look at that. >> tristan: Oh, wow, that's... 605 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:05,964 >> tristan: Oh, wow, that's... >> kim: So, tristan and I used 606 00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,598 >> kim: So, tristan and I used to really not get along. 607 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,702 To really not get along. Things happen in families. 608 00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:11,936 Things happen in families. >> la la: People know that... 609 00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:13,104 >> la la: People know that... People know that... 610 00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:15,039 People know that... People know you guys. 611 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,708 People know you guys. Look at-- she's like, "I-I-I-I 612 00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:18,576 look at-- she's like, "I-I-I-I feel like I know that." 613 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:19,544 feel like I know that." >> tristan: Or, like, hey, 614 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,479 >> tristan: Or, like, hey, we're-we're-we're pop culture. 615 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:22,447 We're-we're-we're pop culture. >> kim: I know, I know. 616 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:23,648 >> kim: I know, I know. But, so... 617 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:24,916 But, so... >> tristan: But now we're great 618 00:16:24,918 --> 00:16:25,717 >> tristan: But now we're great now, really, aren't we? 619 00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:26,384 Now, really, aren't we? >> kim: Yes, yes. 620 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:27,018 >> kim: Yes, yes. >> tristan: Yes, yes, we're in a 621 00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:27,318 >> tristan: Yes, yes, we're in a great place. 622 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:27,919 Great place. >> kim: Khlo-- I told khloe I 623 00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:28,386 >> kim: Khlo-- I told khloe I invited you to dinner. 624 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:28,953 Invited you to dinner. >> tristan: I actually told 625 00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:29,387 >> tristan: I actually told khloe I was going... 626 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:30,054 Khloe I was going... I was like, "you cool with me 627 00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:31,889 I was like, "you cool with me going to dinner?" 628 00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:32,757 going to dinner?" so we both did the same thing. 629 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:33,391 So we both did the same thing. >> kim: She was, like, shocked. 630 00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:35,426 >> kim: She was, like, shocked. Dinner was amazing. 631 00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:36,461 Dinner was amazing. No one was awkward. 632 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:37,795 No one was awkward. We all had a good time. 633 00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:38,930 We all had a good time. We all were laughing and 634 00:16:38,932 --> 00:16:39,998 we all were laughing and talking, and I could be myself 635 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,766 talking, and I could be myself with my friends. 636 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:42,767 With my friends. He was himself. 637 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:43,735 He was himself. I think everyone just, like, 638 00:16:43,737 --> 00:16:45,103 I think everyone just, like, walked away like, "wow, like, 639 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:48,573 walked away like, "wow, like, he's really a nice person." 640 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,341 he's really a nice person." ♪ ♪ 641 00:16:58,050 --> 00:17:02,620 (phone rings) >> kim: Hey. 642 00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,422 >> kim: Hey. >> khloe: Hey-ya. 643 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:05,590 >> khloe: Hey-ya. >> la la: Hi. 644 00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,592 >> la la: Hi. >> jonathan: I know, I know. 645 00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,027 >> jonathan: I know, I know. >> khloe: Oh, my god, how was 646 00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:09,961 >> khloe: Oh, my god, how was it? 647 00:17:09,963 --> 00:17:11,095 It? >> jonathan: It was special. 648 00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:12,830 >> jonathan: It was special. >> kim: Here's jonathan's take. 649 00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,632 >> kim: Here's jonathan's take. >> jonathan: Um, I love tristan. 650 00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,100 >> jonathan: Um, I love tristan. I think he's great vibes. 651 00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:17,001 I think he's great vibes. >> la la: Any guy that can come 652 00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:18,136 >> la la: Any guy that can come by himself and sit amongst this 653 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:19,637 by himself and sit amongst this group and just be... 654 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:20,772 Group and just be... >> khloe: Oh, I was shocked... 655 00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:21,606 >> khloe: Oh, I was shocked... >> la la: That's what I'm 656 00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:22,473 >> la la: That's what I'm saying-- like, most people 657 00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:23,474 saying-- like, most people wouldn't do that. 658 00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:24,075 Wouldn't do that. >> khloe: You're a real legend 659 00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:25,710 >> khloe: You're a real legend for that, kim, and, honestly, 660 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:26,944 for that, kim, and, honestly, you guys are all so cute, and 661 00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:28,613 you guys are all so cute, and I'm shocked he even wanted to 662 00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:29,180 I'm shocked he even wanted to go, but... 663 00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:30,448 Go, but... >> kim: And came solo. 664 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:31,783 >> kim: And came solo. That was, like, such a big move. 665 00:17:31,785 --> 00:17:32,917 That was, like, such a big move. He already texted me, "thank you 666 00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:33,951 he already texted me, "thank you so much for dinner. 667 00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:35,119 So much for dinner. I had so much fun." 668 00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:35,686 I had so much fun." >> khloe: Aw. 669 00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:36,654 >> khloe: Aw. >> simon: So we're seeing him 670 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:37,789 >> simon: So we're seeing him for lunch. 671 00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:38,423 For lunch. >> kim: Yeah. 672 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:39,657 >> kim: Yeah. (laughter) 673 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,025 (laughter) all right, I love you. 674 00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:41,893 All right, I love you. >> la la: Love you! 675 00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,561 >> la la: Love you! >> jonathan/simon: Bye! 676 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:44,996 >> jonathan/simon: Bye! >> kim: Bye. 677 00:17:44,998 --> 00:17:46,764 >> kim: Bye. ♪ ♪ 678 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,872 >> khloe (with accent): You look very cute. 679 00:17:59,711 --> 00:18:03,748 >> kourtney: I got the bill. The revised bill for costa rica. 680 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:04,982 The revised bill for costa rica. >> kim: I had a conversation 681 00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:06,651 >> kim: I had a conversation with scott and everyone, saying, 682 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:07,685 with scott and everyone, saying, "this is my family trip, I'm 683 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,487 "this is my family trip, I'm going on a family trip," and 684 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:10,822 going on a family trip," and then everyone kept on saying, "I 685 00:18:10,824 --> 00:18:11,989 then everyone kept on saying, "I want to come, I want to come." 686 00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:13,491 want to come, I want to come." now I'm not gonna be stuck with 687 00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:14,826 now I'm not gonna be stuck with having to pay the plane tickets, 688 00:18:14,828 --> 00:18:16,260 having to pay the plane tickets, 'cause I have-- I probably could 689 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,829 'cause I have-- I probably could find where scott said he would 690 00:18:17,831 --> 00:18:18,729 find where scott said he would pay for security. 691 00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:19,697 Pay for security. >> kourtney: If I already paid 692 00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:20,998 >> kourtney: If I already paid for the flights, why am I the 693 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,733 for the flights, why am I the only one being sent this other 694 00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:23,801 only one being sent this other huge bill? 695 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:24,936 Huge bill? >> kim: For north's birthday, 696 00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,170 >> kim: For north's birthday, she really wanted to take a 697 00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:27,572 she really wanted to take a family trip to costa rica. 698 00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:29,040 Family trip to costa rica. (scott whoops) 699 00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:31,275 (scott whoops) I got the plane and the house 700 00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:33,211 I got the plane and the house and organized this trip. 701 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:34,846 And organized this trip. So I had our security, our 702 00:18:34,848 --> 00:18:36,247 so I had our security, our family, friends, my trainer all 703 00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:37,281 family, friends, my trainer all on the plane with us. 704 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,850 On the plane with us. Scott said he wanted to come, 705 00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:40,017 scott said he wanted to come, and so, then, kourtney wanted to 706 00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:41,752 and so, then, kourtney wanted to come, so I kicked our security 707 00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:43,054 come, so I kicked our security off the flight and they were 708 00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:44,021 off the flight and they were gonna fly commercial. 709 00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:45,857 Gonna fly commercial. And so, I asked if she would 710 00:18:45,859 --> 00:18:47,191 and so, I asked if she would pay for their commercial flight 711 00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:48,559 pay for their commercial flight since I'm already paying for our 712 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,194 since I'm already paying for our flight and the house and 713 00:18:50,196 --> 00:18:51,028 flight and the house and everything. 714 00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:52,230 Everything. >> kourtney: Why am I the only 715 00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:53,631 >> kourtney: Why am I the only one getting sent the bill and 716 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,199 one getting sent the bill and why isn't production chipping in 717 00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:56,701 why isn't production chipping in if we're using it for the show? 718 00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:57,869 If we're using it for the show? >> khloe: Why do you have to 719 00:18:57,871 --> 00:18:58,703 >> khloe: Why do you have to have an attitude? 720 00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:00,204 Have an attitude? We can just talk with words. 721 00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:01,272 We can just talk with words. >> kourtney: This is the times I 722 00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,307 >> kourtney: This is the times I get annoyed, is like, "why are 723 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:04,876 get annoyed, is like, "why are you involving yourself?" 724 00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:05,977 you involving yourself?" >> khloe: Because I only do when 725 00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:06,978 >> khloe: Because I only do when right is right, wrong is wrong. 726 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:07,712 Right is right, wrong is wrong. >> kourtney: But why? 727 00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:08,279 >> kourtney: But why? No, it's not. 728 00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:09,280 No, it's not. It's not. 729 00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:10,648 It's not. You don't know the whole story, 730 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:11,749 you don't know the whole story, you don't know all the details, 731 00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:12,783 you don't know all the details, so don't involve yourself. 732 00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:13,651 So don't involve yourself. >> khloe: So talk about it 733 00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,018 >> khloe: So talk about it privately, then. 734 00:19:14,020 --> 00:19:15,052 Privately, then. If I'm not allowed to be 735 00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:15,887 if I'm not allowed to be involved, talk about it 736 00:19:15,889 --> 00:19:17,788 involved, talk about it privately. 737 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:18,823 Privately. >> kourtney: It just has nothing 738 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,658 >> kourtney: It just has nothing to do with khloe, and she jumps 739 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,027 to do with khloe, and she jumps in and takes production's side 740 00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:25,563 in and takes production's side when she honestly knows none of 741 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:28,733 when she honestly knows none of the details, which really 742 00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:30,735 the details, which really bothers me, because first of 743 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,003 bothers me, because first of all, I would have her back no 744 00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:33,304 all, I would have her back no matter what. 745 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:36,340 Matter what. And if I didn't, I would say it 746 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:39,544 and if I didn't, I would say it to her privately in a way that 747 00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:40,845 to her privately in a way that could be helpful. 748 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:44,182 Could be helpful. And so it made me feel, really, 749 00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:45,683 and so it made me feel, really, like, more than ever, that she 750 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,084 like, more than ever, that she really just doesn't have my 751 00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:48,753 really just doesn't have my back. 752 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:49,921 Back. It's not that you're siding with 753 00:19:49,923 --> 00:19:51,189 it's not that you're siding with kim, it's that you're siding 754 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:52,256 kim, it's that you're siding with production when this 755 00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:53,591 with production when this honestly has nothing to do with 756 00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:54,625 honestly has nothing to do with you. 757 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:55,760 You. >> khloe: Then don't talk about 758 00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:57,495 >> khloe: Then don't talk about it in front of me. 759 00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:04,669 >> kris: Hey. How are you? Come on, tristan. 760 00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:05,703 Come on, tristan. >> tristan: Am I invited to eat? 761 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:06,237 >> tristan: Am I invited to eat? >> kris: Of course you're 762 00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:07,004 >> kris: Of course you're invited. 763 00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:08,105 Invited. >> kim: Tristan's my friend now. 764 00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:09,340 >> kim: Tristan's my friend now. Of course he's invited. 765 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:10,208 Of course he's invited. >> khloe: I think sometimes 766 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,142 >> khloe: I think sometimes people just assume, like, 767 00:20:11,144 --> 00:20:12,577 people just assume, like, everything's good, but I just 768 00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,111 everything's good, but I just want to be asked, because this 769 00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:15,313 want to be asked, because this is just a little uncomfortable 770 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,214 is just a little uncomfortable for me. 771 00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:19,350 For me. >> kim: Cheers. 772 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,351 >> kim: Cheers. >> olivier: But pressure is on, 773 00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:21,052 >> olivier: But pressure is on, huh? 774 00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:22,687 Huh? >> kris: I know, I know. 775 00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:23,888 >> kris: I know, I know. I'm just, like, trying to get 776 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,189 I'm just, like, trying to get this kid on a plane. 777 00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:26,724 This kid on a plane. Everything that's come together 778 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,326 everything that's come together to create this magical moment 779 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:29,961 to create this magical moment for kylie cosmetics and for 780 00:20:29,963 --> 00:20:31,362 for kylie cosmetics and for balmain, it's all slipping 781 00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:33,397 balmain, it's all slipping through the cracks. 782 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:34,398 Through the cracks. >> olivier: 1,000 people 783 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,201 >> olivier: 1,000 people are waiting for kylie. 784 00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:43,341 >> kris: Hey, kendall. Is it delicious? 785 00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:44,742 Is it delicious? (kendall babbles) 786 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,244 (kendall babbles) is it delicious? 787 00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:48,179 Is it delicious? >> kendall: Snacks, snacks. 788 00:20:48,181 --> 00:20:49,180 >> kendall: Snacks, snacks. Ooh, these are a little stale. 789 00:20:49,182 --> 00:20:50,081 Ooh, these are a little stale. >> kylie: Well, maybe stormi 790 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,082 >> kylie: Well, maybe stormi sogged 'em up. 791 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:54,118 Sogged 'em up. >> kendall: I'll eat 'em anyway. 792 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,087 >> kendall: I'll eat 'em anyway. Um, so why am I here without 793 00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:56,621 um, so why am I here without makeup on? 794 00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:57,521 Makeup on? >> kylie: Well, first of all, 795 00:20:57,523 --> 00:21:00,157 >> kylie: Well, first of all, look how cute my pr thing is, 796 00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:02,593 look how cute my pr thing is, with olivier. 797 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,461 With olivier. >> kendall: So cute. 798 00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:04,962 >> kendall: So cute. >> kylie: Right? 799 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:07,298 >> kylie: Right? So, I need to create a look for 800 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:08,165 so, I need to create a look for the models. 801 00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:10,167 The models. So, since you're a model, I need 802 00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:12,270 so, since you're a model, I need you here to try to create a 803 00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:12,770 you here to try to create a look. 804 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,505 Look. I have been wanting to do a 805 00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:15,706 I have been wanting to do a collaboration with olivier and 806 00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:19,277 collaboration with olivier and balmain for a really long time. 807 00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:22,280 Balmain for a really long time. I got very inspired by olivier's 808 00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:24,115 I got very inspired by olivier's last couture show and the 809 00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:26,350 last couture show and the colors and just how beautiful it 810 00:21:26,352 --> 00:21:28,052 colors and just how beautiful it all was. 811 00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:29,320 All was. And this collection was really 812 00:21:29,322 --> 00:21:30,454 and this collection was really inspired off of his clothes. 813 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:33,190 Inspired off of his clothes. You know what's really fun? 814 00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:34,058 You know what's really fun? Oh, hi. 815 00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:37,194 Oh, hi. >> kendall: Wow. Gorgeous. 816 00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:38,396 >> kendall: Wow. Gorgeous. (laughs): You gonna take it off? 817 00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:40,998 (laughs): You gonna take it off? You really are something else. 818 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:41,999 You really are something else. >> kylie: I'm going to be the 819 00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:43,367 >> kylie: I'm going to be the creative director of the show, 820 00:21:43,369 --> 00:21:45,136 creative director of the show, and on top of that, I'm going to 821 00:21:45,138 --> 00:21:46,671 and on top of that, I'm going to close the show with olivier. 822 00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:48,539 Close the show with olivier. But I've never creative-directed 823 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:51,809 but I've never creative-directed a fashion show for makeup, so I 824 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,145 a fashion show for makeup, so I am anxious. 825 00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,314 Am anxious. But the fact that my sister is a 826 00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:58,716 but the fact that my sister is a supermodel, I get to practice on 827 00:21:58,718 --> 00:21:59,417 supermodel, I get to practice on her, so... 828 00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:01,085 Her, so... And she gets to teach me how to 829 00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:04,555 and she gets to teach me how to potentially walk, so it's good. 830 00:22:06,425 --> 00:22:09,260 Killed it. Kendall looks amazing. 831 00:22:09,262 --> 00:22:10,695 Kendall looks amazing. She's probably gonna hire me 832 00:22:10,697 --> 00:22:11,529 she's probably gonna hire me after this. 833 00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:13,230 After this. Thank you so much, kenny. 834 00:22:13,232 --> 00:22:13,831 Thank you so much, kenny. >> kendall: Yep. 835 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:14,832 >> kendall: Yep. >> kylie: You look (bleep) good, 836 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,534 >> kylie: You look (bleep) good, bitch. 837 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:17,535 Bitch. >> kendall: Do you want to show 838 00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:19,804 >> kendall: Do you want to show me your walk? 839 00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:20,538 Me your walk? That's really nice. 840 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:21,205 That's really nice. >> kylie: Really? 841 00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:21,772 >> kylie: Really? >> kendall: Your arms were a 842 00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:22,540 >> kendall: Your arms were a little stiff. 843 00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:23,541 Little stiff. >> kylie: I know, I felt like I 844 00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:24,608 >> kylie: I know, I felt like I was moving 'em too much, so I 845 00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:25,309 was moving 'em too much, so I stiffed 'em up. 846 00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:25,943 Stiffed 'em up. >> kendall: Yeah, you don't need 847 00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:27,244 >> kendall: Yeah, you don't need to move them a lot, but it's not 848 00:22:27,246 --> 00:22:28,412 to move them a lot, but it's not about stiffening 'em, it's just 849 00:22:28,414 --> 00:22:30,214 about stiffening 'em, it's just about letting 'em relax. 850 00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:31,048 About letting 'em relax. >> kylie: Okay. 851 00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:31,649 >> kylie: Okay. >> kendall: Yeah, just relax. 852 00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:32,850 >> kendall: Yeah, just relax. >> kylie: Let me see you. 853 00:22:32,852 --> 00:22:34,218 >> kylie: Let me see you. >> kendall: No, I'm wearing 854 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:37,455 >> kendall: No, I'm wearing literal slippers. 855 00:22:37,457 --> 00:22:38,189 Literal slippers. It's more like... 856 00:22:38,191 --> 00:22:39,290 It's more like... >> kylie: (gasps) whoa. 857 00:22:39,292 --> 00:22:40,291 >> kylie: (gasps) whoa. >> kendall: ...Boy vibes. 858 00:22:40,293 --> 00:22:41,092 >> kendall: ...Boy vibes. (chuckles) 859 00:22:41,094 --> 00:22:42,860 (chuckles) >> kylie: You do get it in. 860 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:44,095 >> kylie: You do get it in. >> kendall: (sighs) why are 861 00:22:44,097 --> 00:22:46,731 >> kendall: (sighs) why are chili cheese fritos the best? 862 00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:49,800 Chili cheese fritos the best? (laughter) 863 00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:53,137 (laughter) >> kim: Hi, gorge. 864 00:22:53,139 --> 00:22:54,572 >> kim: Hi, gorge. This is so cute. 865 00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:55,239 This is so cute. >> khloe: Thank you. 866 00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:55,606 >> khloe: Thank you. I did it myself. 867 00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:56,741 I did it myself. You look like I dream of 868 00:22:56,743 --> 00:22:57,408 you look like I dream of jeannie, and I love it. 869 00:22:57,410 --> 00:22:57,842 Jeannie, and I love it. >> kim: Oh, thanks. 870 00:22:57,844 --> 00:22:59,110 >> kim: Oh, thanks. >> tristan: Look who it is. 871 00:22:59,112 --> 00:22:59,610 >> tristan: Look who it is. The legend. 872 00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:01,612 The legend. >> kris: Hey. How are you? 873 00:23:01,614 --> 00:23:02,513 >> kris: Hey. How are you? >> tristan: Having your vodka 874 00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:03,247 >> tristan: Having your vodka martini? 875 00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:04,115 Martini? >> kris: It's 5:00 somewhere. 876 00:23:04,117 --> 00:23:04,715 >> kris: It's 5:00 somewhere. But I think-- I'm pretty sure 877 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:05,583 but I think-- I'm pretty sure it's 5:00 here. 878 00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:06,083 It's 5:00 here. >> tristan: Is it here? 879 00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:07,118 >> tristan: Is it here? Yeah, it's definitely 5:00. 880 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:08,386 Yeah, it's definitely 5:00. >> kris: Yeah. 881 00:23:08,388 --> 00:23:09,653 >> kris: Yeah. >> khloe: Tristan has a house in 882 00:23:09,655 --> 00:23:11,555 >> khloe: Tristan has a house in l.A., but he's only here for 883 00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:12,723 l.A., but he's only here for just a couple months out of the 884 00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:14,792 just a couple months out of the year because he lives mainly in 885 00:23:14,794 --> 00:23:15,626 year because he lives mainly in cleveland. 886 00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:17,428 Cleveland. And he can come over whenever he 887 00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:18,629 and he can come over whenever he wants to see true. 888 00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:20,331 Wants to see true. You know, I will never come in 889 00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:23,401 you know, I will never come in between them two, and he's not 890 00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:25,603 between them two, and he's not here that often, so when he is 891 00:23:25,605 --> 00:23:27,304 here that often, so when he is in l.A., I want him to really 892 00:23:27,306 --> 00:23:29,140 in l.A., I want him to really capitalize and enjoy all the 893 00:23:29,142 --> 00:23:31,242 capitalize and enjoy all the time that he can with her. 894 00:23:31,244 --> 00:23:31,909 Time that he can with her. Hi, kourt. 895 00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:33,144 Hi, kourt. >> kim: Are we gonna eat? 896 00:23:33,146 --> 00:23:34,812 >> kim: Are we gonna eat? I'm starving. 897 00:23:34,814 --> 00:23:36,247 I'm starving. >> kris: Come on, tristan. 898 00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:36,747 >> kris: Come on, tristan. >> khloe: Oh. 899 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:37,381 >> khloe: Oh. >> tristan: Am I invited to eat? 900 00:23:37,383 --> 00:23:38,249 >> tristan: Am I invited to eat? >> khloe: That's... 901 00:23:38,251 --> 00:23:38,783 >> khloe: That's... >> kris: Of course you're 902 00:23:38,785 --> 00:23:39,450 >> kris: Of course you're invited. 903 00:23:39,452 --> 00:23:40,084 Invited. >> kim: Tristan's my friend now. 904 00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:40,584 >> kim: Tristan's my friend now. Of course he's invited. 905 00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:42,286 Of course he's invited. >> tristan: Your new liaison. 906 00:23:42,288 --> 00:23:44,455 >> tristan: Your new liaison. >> kourtney: I'll sit here. 907 00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:45,523 >> kourtney: I'll sit here. Um, my kids are on their way. 908 00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:46,323 Um, my kids are on their way. >> khloe: Is it weird that 909 00:23:46,325 --> 00:23:47,525 >> khloe: Is it weird that tristan's sitting here? 910 00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:49,627 Tristan's sitting here? >> kris: Why? 911 00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:51,195 >> kris: Why? >> khloe: Oh, my god. 912 00:23:51,197 --> 00:23:52,830 >> khloe: Oh, my god. He was supposed to go inside and 913 00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:54,598 he was supposed to go inside and eat with the kids, but... 914 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,166 Eat with the kids, but... >> tristan: What's the theme 915 00:23:55,168 --> 00:23:56,834 >> tristan: What's the theme today? 916 00:23:56,836 --> 00:23:58,369 Today? >> kim: Lemonade. 917 00:23:58,371 --> 00:24:01,138 >> kim: Lemonade. >> tristan: Oh. 918 00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:02,473 >> tristan: Oh. Is someone sitting here? 919 00:24:02,475 --> 00:24:03,107 Is someone sitting here? >> kim: No. 920 00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:03,507 >> kim: No. >> khloe: You are. 921 00:24:03,509 --> 00:24:04,809 >> khloe: You are. Kim saved that seat for you. 922 00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:05,843 Kim saved that seat for you. >> kim: I saved it just for you. 923 00:24:05,845 --> 00:24:06,477 >> kim: I saved it just for you. >> tristan: Oh, I appreciate it. 924 00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:07,378 >> tristan: Oh, I appreciate it. Thank you. 925 00:24:07,380 --> 00:24:08,546 Thank you. >> kim: Cheers. 926 00:24:08,548 --> 00:24:11,482 >> kim: Cheers. >> khloe: Mmm. 927 00:24:11,484 --> 00:24:12,483 >> khloe: Mmm. >> kim: I'm on a cleanse, you 928 00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:13,851 >> kim: I'm on a cleanse, you guys, so I'm drinking a shake 929 00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:14,885 guys, so I'm drinking a shake today. 930 00:24:14,887 --> 00:24:15,786 Today. >> tristan: You still work with 931 00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:17,154 >> tristan: You still work with the same trainer? 932 00:24:17,156 --> 00:24:17,822 The same trainer? >> kim: I do. 933 00:24:17,824 --> 00:24:18,689 >> kim: I do. Melissa, your girl. 934 00:24:18,691 --> 00:24:19,457 Melissa, your girl. >> tristan: That's good. 935 00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:21,192 >> tristan: That's good. >> kim: Yeah. 936 00:24:27,766 --> 00:24:33,537 >> khloe: Tristan and I have never had a dinner without true 937 00:24:33,539 --> 00:24:35,840 never had a dinner without true around since all of the stuff 938 00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:36,740 around since all of the stuff has happened. 939 00:24:36,742 --> 00:24:38,309 Has happened. I think this is just, like, a 940 00:24:38,311 --> 00:24:40,478 I think this is just, like, a really delicate time period. 941 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:41,979 Really delicate time period. And I'm really trying to set 942 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:42,847 and I'm really trying to set boundaries. 943 00:24:42,849 --> 00:24:44,982 Boundaries. I don't want to blur any lines, 944 00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:47,651 I don't want to blur any lines, I don't want any, anybody ever 945 00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:48,819 I don't want any, anybody ever saying, "oh, you led me on," or 946 00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:49,887 saying, "oh, you led me on," or "I thought," or... 947 00:24:49,889 --> 00:24:51,856 "I thought," or... You can't think anything. 948 00:24:51,858 --> 00:24:53,724 You can't think anything. >> kim: So? 949 00:24:53,726 --> 00:24:54,992 >> kim: So? What's going on? 950 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,527 What's going on? >> khloe: Oh, my god, so what? 951 00:24:56,529 --> 00:24:57,728 >> khloe: Oh, my god, so what? >> kim: No, I just said, "so? 952 00:24:57,730 --> 00:24:58,596 >> kim: No, I just said, "so? What's going on?" 953 00:24:58,598 --> 00:24:59,930 what's going on?" >> khloe: I know. Why? 954 00:24:59,932 --> 00:25:01,565 >> khloe: I know. Why? What do you think's going on? 955 00:25:01,567 --> 00:25:03,667 What do you think's going on? >> kim: Oh, I don't know. 956 00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:04,835 >> kim: Oh, I don't know. (tristan chuckles) 957 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:05,836 (tristan chuckles) >> khloe: You know, kim and 958 00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:07,738 >> khloe: You know, kim and tristan have always had ups and 959 00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:10,908 tristan have always had ups and downs, rightfully so, and for 960 00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:13,844 downs, rightfully so, and for kim to extend this olive branch, 961 00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:16,247 kim to extend this olive branch, it's surprising, it's very 962 00:25:16,249 --> 00:25:18,782 it's surprising, it's very sweet. 963 00:25:18,784 --> 00:25:22,620 Sweet. But this is at my house, and I 964 00:25:22,622 --> 00:25:23,521 but this is at my house, and I think sometimes people just 965 00:25:23,523 --> 00:25:24,855 think sometimes people just assume, like, everything's good, 966 00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:27,391 assume, like, everything's good, but I just want to be asked, 967 00:25:27,393 --> 00:25:28,692 but I just want to be asked, because this is just a little 968 00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:30,561 because this is just a little uncomfortable for me. 969 00:25:30,563 --> 00:25:31,729 Uncomfortable for me. >> tristan: The lime in here was 970 00:25:31,731 --> 00:25:32,496 >> tristan: The lime in here was pretty good. 971 00:25:32,498 --> 00:25:34,265 Pretty good. >> khloe: Mm-hmm. 972 00:25:39,471 --> 00:25:40,738 >> tristan: You, for sure, want seconds. 973 00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:41,472 Seconds. >> kim: I know. 974 00:25:41,474 --> 00:25:42,373 >> kim: I know. >> kourtney: But mine is from 975 00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:43,374 >> kourtney: But mine is from the stress. 976 00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:44,041 The stress. >> tristan: All gone. 977 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:46,610 >> tristan: All gone. (chuckles) 978 00:25:46,612 --> 00:25:48,379 (chuckles) (laughter, shouting) 979 00:25:52,784 --> 00:25:57,821 (bell tolling) >> kris: Matt, can we go over 980 00:25:57,823 --> 00:25:58,689 >> kris: Matt, can we go over the schedule? 981 00:25:58,691 --> 00:25:59,423 The schedule? >> matthew: Yeah. 982 00:25:59,425 --> 00:26:00,591 >> matthew: Yeah. >> kris: 'cause I'm so excited, 983 00:26:00,593 --> 00:26:02,826 >> kris: 'cause I'm so excited, but I don't want to... 984 00:26:02,828 --> 00:26:04,428 But I don't want to... Skip anything that we're 985 00:26:04,430 --> 00:26:05,429 skip anything that we're supposed to be doing. 986 00:26:05,431 --> 00:26:07,765 Supposed to be doing. And then all this stuff, set it 987 00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:09,433 and then all this stuff, set it all up, so it's all beautiful 988 00:26:09,435 --> 00:26:10,568 all up, so it's all beautiful when she walks in. 989 00:26:10,570 --> 00:26:11,936 When she walks in. It'll be so much fun for her to 990 00:26:11,938 --> 00:26:13,070 it'll be so much fun for her to see all that, she'll get all 991 00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:13,771 see all that, she'll get all excited. 992 00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:14,371 Excited. >> matthew: Yeah, we'll set it 993 00:26:14,373 --> 00:26:15,506 >> matthew: Yeah, we'll set it all up and I'll send you 994 00:26:15,508 --> 00:26:16,307 all up and I'll send you pictures of it. 995 00:26:16,309 --> 00:26:17,908 Pictures of it. >> kris: Yeah. 996 00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:19,777 >> kris: Yeah. I'm here in paris getting ready 997 00:26:19,779 --> 00:26:21,445 I'm here in paris getting ready and set up for the kylie 998 00:26:21,447 --> 00:26:23,914 and set up for the kylie cosmetics collab, but as we were 999 00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:25,616 cosmetics collab, but as we were about to go to the airport, 1000 00:26:25,618 --> 00:26:27,351 about to go to the airport, kylie called me and said she 1001 00:26:27,353 --> 00:26:28,786 kylie called me and said she wasn't feeling well, so I've 1002 00:26:28,788 --> 00:26:31,088 wasn't feeling well, so I've called in our family doctors to 1003 00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:32,323 called in our family doctors to go to the house and make sure 1004 00:26:32,325 --> 00:26:33,757 go to the house and make sure that she's okay, and she has any 1005 00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:35,092 that she's okay, and she has any of the medication she might need 1006 00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:36,961 of the medication she might need so she can hop on the plane and 1007 00:26:36,963 --> 00:26:38,095 so she can hop on the plane and get to paris. 1008 00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:39,997 Get to paris. I really hope that it's all 1009 00:26:39,999 --> 00:26:40,931 I really hope that it's all gonna work out. 1010 00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:42,299 Gonna work out. All right, kiddo, I'm gonna go 1011 00:26:42,301 --> 00:26:44,835 all right, kiddo, I'm gonna go get some more coffee. 1012 00:26:44,837 --> 00:26:48,005 Get some more coffee. Okay. Thanks, matt. 1013 00:26:48,007 --> 00:26:48,973 Okay. Thanks, matt. >> khloe: So, here's the thing. 1014 00:26:48,975 --> 00:26:50,107 >> khloe: So, here's the thing. I need to talk to you about 1015 00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:50,808 I need to talk to you about tristan. 1016 00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:51,475 Tristan. >> kim: Okay. 1017 00:26:51,477 --> 00:26:52,309 >> kim: Okay. >> khloe: I thought it was 1018 00:26:52,311 --> 00:26:53,344 >> khloe: I thought it was really nice that he came to 1019 00:26:53,346 --> 00:26:54,612 really nice that he came to dinner and you guys allowed 1020 00:26:54,614 --> 00:26:57,481 dinner and you guys allowed that, but we all just don't need 1021 00:26:57,483 --> 00:26:59,683 that, but we all just don't need to be, like, hanging out for no 1022 00:26:59,685 --> 00:27:01,452 to be, like, hanging out for no reason. 1023 00:27:04,189 --> 00:27:05,856 ♪ ♪ 1024 00:27:10,662 --> 00:27:13,964 >> kim: Does this sleeve length bug you? 1025 00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:14,665 Bug you? Khloe, come on. 1026 00:27:14,667 --> 00:27:17,267 Khloe, come on. >> khloe: Oof. 1027 00:27:17,269 --> 00:27:18,802 >> khloe: Oof. >> kim: You're way too cool for 1028 00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:19,703 >> kim: You're way too cool for all of this. 1029 00:27:19,705 --> 00:27:20,604 All of this. >> khloe: Am I? 1030 00:27:20,606 --> 00:27:21,939 >> khloe: Am I? >> kim: This color's just really 1031 00:27:21,941 --> 00:27:22,640 >> kim: This color's just really bad. 1032 00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:23,007 Bad. >> khloe: Okay. 1033 00:27:23,009 --> 00:27:25,142 >> khloe: Okay. (exhales): My god... 1034 00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:26,143 (exhales): My god... I don't even know-- I'm lit-- 1035 00:27:26,145 --> 00:27:26,844 I don't even know-- I'm lit-- oh, god. 1036 00:27:26,846 --> 00:27:27,845 Oh, god. >> kim: Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. 1037 00:27:27,847 --> 00:27:28,545 >> kim: Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. >> khloe: Oh, no. 1038 00:27:28,547 --> 00:27:29,847 >> khloe: Oh, no. Okay, what are you, joey 1039 00:27:29,849 --> 00:27:31,181 okay, what are you, joey lawrence? 1040 00:27:31,183 --> 00:27:32,182 Lawrence? >> both: Whoa. 1041 00:27:32,184 --> 00:27:33,550 >> both: Whoa. >> khloe (exhales): Oh, my god. 1042 00:27:33,552 --> 00:27:36,220 >> khloe (exhales): Oh, my god. Um, so, here's the thing. 1043 00:27:36,222 --> 00:27:38,188 Um, so, here's the thing. You know I love you, right? 1044 00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:38,856 You know I love you, right? >> kim: Yeah. 1045 00:27:38,858 --> 00:27:40,024 >> kim: Yeah. >> khloe: I need to talk to you 1046 00:27:40,026 --> 00:27:40,991 >> khloe: I need to talk to you about tristan. 1047 00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:42,960 About tristan. >> kim: Okay. 1048 00:27:42,962 --> 00:27:43,794 >> kim: Okay. >> khloe: I thought it was 1049 00:27:43,796 --> 00:27:44,862 >> khloe: I thought it was really nice that he came to 1050 00:27:44,864 --> 00:27:46,030 really nice that he came to dinner and you guys allowed 1051 00:27:46,032 --> 00:27:49,800 dinner and you guys allowed that, but we all just don't need 1052 00:27:49,802 --> 00:27:51,702 that, but we all just don't need to be, like, hanging out for no 1053 00:27:51,704 --> 00:27:53,737 to be, like, hanging out for no reason. 1054 00:27:53,739 --> 00:27:54,805 Reason. It's not even been a year into 1055 00:27:54,807 --> 00:27:58,876 it's not even been a year into our breakup, and so, it's just a 1056 00:27:58,878 --> 00:28:01,145 our breakup, and so, it's just a lot so soon. 1057 00:28:01,147 --> 00:28:02,346 Lot so soon. In my opinion, like, we still 1058 00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:03,814 in my opinion, like, we still got a lot of transitional period 1059 00:28:03,816 --> 00:28:04,848 got a lot of transitional period to do. 1060 00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:06,250 To do. So when you're asking him, "do 1061 00:28:06,252 --> 00:28:07,651 so when you're asking him, "do you want to go to dinner?" I 1062 00:28:07,653 --> 00:28:09,053 you want to go to dinner?" I can't say no, 'cause it's 1063 00:28:09,055 --> 00:28:10,888 can't say no, 'cause it's awkward, and of course, I really 1064 00:28:10,890 --> 00:28:12,222 awkward, and of course, I really don't mind if he's here at 1065 00:28:12,224 --> 00:28:14,224 don't mind if he's here at dinner or whatever, but that was 1066 00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:15,859 dinner or whatever, but that was the very first dinner I've ever 1067 00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:17,161 the very first dinner I've ever had with tristan without the 1068 00:28:17,163 --> 00:28:18,662 had with tristan without the baby. 1069 00:28:18,664 --> 00:28:20,931 Baby. >> kim: Oh. 1070 00:28:20,933 --> 00:28:22,299 >> kim: Oh. Am I just getting too nosy again 1071 00:28:22,301 --> 00:28:23,667 am I just getting too nosy again and getting all up in the mix 1072 00:28:23,669 --> 00:28:24,201 and getting all up in the mix again? 1073 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:25,369 Again? >> khloe: No, I think it's who 1074 00:28:25,371 --> 00:28:29,106 >> khloe: No, I think it's who your soul is, and I personally 1075 00:28:29,108 --> 00:28:30,374 your soul is, and I personally appreciate it, I just think, 1076 00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:31,742 appreciate it, I just think, with this, I just want to make 1077 00:28:31,744 --> 00:28:35,345 with this, I just want to make sure everybody still has, like, 1078 00:28:35,347 --> 00:28:36,246 sure everybody still has, like, their head on straight. 1079 00:28:36,248 --> 00:28:38,115 Their head on straight. >> kim: I think that, I mean, I 1080 00:28:38,117 --> 00:28:39,783 >> kim: I think that, I mean, I totally hear you, and I totally 1081 00:28:39,785 --> 00:28:40,918 totally hear you, and I totally get that. 1082 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:44,688 Get that. And I'll do better. 1083 00:28:44,690 --> 00:28:45,923 And I'll do better. >> khloe: I think it's a new 1084 00:28:45,925 --> 00:28:47,391 >> khloe: I think it's a new phase, 'cause tristan and I are 1085 00:28:47,393 --> 00:28:48,292 phase, 'cause tristan and I are newly broken up. 1086 00:28:48,294 --> 00:28:50,594 Newly broken up. But during this transitional 1087 00:28:50,596 --> 00:28:53,397 but during this transitional period, I'm really trying to set 1088 00:28:53,399 --> 00:28:55,132 period, I'm really trying to set boundaries and trying to learn 1089 00:28:55,134 --> 00:28:56,200 boundaries and trying to learn how to co-parent. 1090 00:28:56,202 --> 00:28:57,367 How to co-parent. You know, still getting along 1091 00:28:57,369 --> 00:28:59,103 you know, still getting along really well, but not getting 1092 00:28:59,105 --> 00:29:00,604 really well, but not getting along too well where things 1093 00:29:00,606 --> 00:29:03,407 along too well where things could get, like, cloudy, and, 1094 00:29:03,409 --> 00:29:04,942 could get, like, cloudy, and, like, things get confusing. 1095 00:29:04,944 --> 00:29:06,877 Like, things get confusing. So I think taking things slowly 1096 00:29:06,879 --> 00:29:08,779 so I think taking things slowly is really important to me. 1097 00:29:08,781 --> 00:29:09,913 Is really important to me. >> kim: I get it. 1098 00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:11,415 >> kim: I get it. And I know it's really annoying, 1099 00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:13,117 and I know it's really annoying, so I'm sorry that we're always 1100 00:29:13,119 --> 00:29:14,651 so I'm sorry that we're always in your business. 1101 00:29:14,653 --> 00:29:15,152 In your business. >> khloe: I feel like... 1102 00:29:15,154 --> 00:29:16,220 >> khloe: I feel like... >> kim: I know what that's like. 1103 00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:17,788 >> kim: I know what that's like. >> khloe: ...That's our job, in 1104 00:29:17,790 --> 00:29:18,222 >> khloe: ...That's our job, in each other's lives. 1105 00:29:18,224 --> 00:29:19,723 Each other's lives. >> kim: Dynamic? Yeah. 1106 00:29:19,725 --> 00:29:20,390 >> kim: Dynamic? Yeah. >> khloe: Yeah. 1107 00:29:20,392 --> 00:29:21,091 >> khloe: Yeah. >> kim: You like this. 1108 00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:22,226 >> kim: You like this. >> khloe: Honestly, they're just 1109 00:29:22,228 --> 00:29:25,062 >> khloe: Honestly, they're just gowns that I have in case of 1110 00:29:25,064 --> 00:29:26,063 gowns that I have in case of emergency. 1111 00:29:26,065 --> 00:29:27,264 Emergency. >> kim: Well, honey, it would be 1112 00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:29,733 >> kim: Well, honey, it would be an emergency if you wore this. 1113 00:29:29,735 --> 00:29:32,269 An emergency if you wore this. (khloe laughs) 1114 00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:34,004 (khloe laughs) ♪ ♪ 1115 00:29:42,247 --> 00:29:45,682 >> kris: Kylie is still feeling too sick to get on a plane, but, 1116 00:29:45,684 --> 00:29:47,684 too sick to get on a plane, but, um, the show must go on. 1117 00:29:47,686 --> 00:29:50,954 Um, the show must go on. So today, I have my fitting with 1118 00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:52,956 so today, I have my fitting with balmain and olivier rousteing. 1119 00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:54,291 Balmain and olivier rousteing. And I'm also gonna get a sneak 1120 00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:55,926 and I'm also gonna get a sneak peek at kylie and olivier's 1121 00:29:55,928 --> 00:29:56,760 peek at kylie and olivier's collab. 1122 00:29:56,762 --> 00:29:57,327 Collab. >> olivier: You want to come 1123 00:29:57,329 --> 00:29:58,996 >> olivier: You want to come with me downstairs, and see the 1124 00:29:58,998 --> 00:30:00,097 with me downstairs, and see the collection? 1125 00:30:00,099 --> 00:30:01,131 Collection? >> kris: As exciting as it all 1126 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:04,134 >> kris: As exciting as it all is, I am very nervous about 1127 00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:06,670 is, I am very nervous about olivier feeling a certain way 1128 00:30:06,672 --> 00:30:08,105 olivier feeling a certain way because kylie's not here. 1129 00:30:08,107 --> 00:30:10,707 Because kylie's not here. Look at these colors. 1130 00:30:10,709 --> 00:30:11,975 Look at these colors. Oh, my god. 1131 00:30:11,977 --> 00:30:13,277 Oh, my god. Look at that blue. 1132 00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:15,045 Look at that blue. Everything is, like, candy. 1133 00:30:15,047 --> 00:30:16,780 Everything is, like, candy. There's so-- I mean, you just 1134 00:30:16,782 --> 00:30:17,347 there's so-- I mean, you just can't get enough. 1135 00:30:17,349 --> 00:30:18,348 Can't get enough. >> woman: Every-- yeah. 1136 00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:19,016 >> woman: Every-- yeah. Love this, too. 1137 00:30:19,018 --> 00:30:19,883 Love this, too. >> olivier: There's gonna be a 1138 00:30:19,885 --> 00:30:21,185 >> olivier: There's gonna be a big show, gonna be a big 1139 00:30:21,187 --> 00:30:22,886 big show, gonna be a big celebration of-of balmain and 1140 00:30:22,888 --> 00:30:24,822 celebration of-of balmain and miss kylie and you guys in the 1141 00:30:24,824 --> 00:30:26,156 miss kylie and you guys in the room, like, it's gonna be... 1142 00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:29,359 Room, like, it's gonna be... But pressure is on, huh? 1143 00:30:29,361 --> 00:30:30,794 But pressure is on, huh? >> kris: I know, I know the 1144 00:30:30,796 --> 00:30:31,495 >> kris: I know, I know the pressure is on. 1145 00:30:31,497 --> 00:30:33,030 Pressure is on. I'm just, like, trying to get 1146 00:30:33,032 --> 00:30:34,832 I'm just, like, trying to get this kid on a plane. 1147 00:30:34,834 --> 00:30:36,300 This kid on a plane. But she can't swallow. 1148 00:30:36,302 --> 00:30:37,835 But she can't swallow. >> olivier: She can't swallow? 1149 00:30:37,837 --> 00:30:38,836 >> olivier: She can't swallow? >> corey: But she's rallying. 1150 00:30:38,838 --> 00:30:39,903 >> corey: But she's rallying. >> kris: She said it's so 1151 00:30:39,905 --> 00:30:41,839 >> kris: She said it's so painful, but she's trying. 1152 00:30:41,841 --> 00:30:44,374 Painful, but she's trying. Do you want me to call kendall 1153 00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:47,211 do you want me to call kendall and see if she would walk, if 1154 00:30:47,213 --> 00:30:49,646 and see if she would walk, if anything happened? 1155 00:30:49,648 --> 00:30:50,714 Anything happened? >> olivier: Oh, my god. 1156 00:30:50,716 --> 00:30:51,849 >> olivier: Oh, my god. >> kris: I mean, I just don't 1157 00:30:51,851 --> 00:30:53,150 >> kris: I mean, I just don't know what the options are. 1158 00:30:53,152 --> 00:30:55,752 Know what the options are. (facetime ringing) 1159 00:30:55,754 --> 00:30:56,987 (facetime ringing) >> kendall: Hello? 1160 00:30:56,989 --> 00:30:58,222 >> kendall: Hello? >> kris: Hey, it's me. 1161 00:30:58,224 --> 00:30:59,256 >> kris: Hey, it's me. I'm here with olivier. 1162 00:30:59,258 --> 00:31:00,824 I'm here with olivier. We're just wondering if you 1163 00:31:00,826 --> 00:31:02,326 we're just wondering if you could come to paris and walk the 1164 00:31:02,328 --> 00:31:04,328 could come to paris and walk the show instead of kylie, if she 1165 00:31:04,330 --> 00:31:05,195 show instead of kylie, if she can't make it. 1166 00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:07,497 Can't make it. >> kendall: Mom, I love you and 1167 00:31:07,499 --> 00:31:09,066 >> kendall: Mom, I love you and I would love to save the day. 1168 00:31:09,068 --> 00:31:10,500 I would love to save the day. You know I have work here, and I 1169 00:31:10,502 --> 00:31:13,937 you know I have work here, and I literally can't. 1170 00:31:13,939 --> 00:31:15,105 Literally can't. I'll give you a-a balmain bag. 1171 00:31:15,107 --> 00:31:17,341 I'll give you a-a balmain bag. >> olivier: I know, I know, and 1172 00:31:17,343 --> 00:31:19,042 >> olivier: I know, I know, and honestly I know that actually, 1173 00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:20,744 honestly I know that actually, like, you cannot help me, 'cause 1174 00:31:20,746 --> 00:31:21,912 like, you cannot help me, 'cause she's doing the makeup on all 1175 00:31:21,914 --> 00:31:24,748 she's doing the makeup on all the girls, so I need her. 1176 00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:26,350 The girls, so I need her. >> kris: Olivier's done such an 1177 00:31:26,352 --> 00:31:28,185 >> kris: Olivier's done such an amazing job, but everything 1178 00:31:28,187 --> 00:31:29,519 amazing job, but everything that's come together to create 1179 00:31:29,521 --> 00:31:31,188 that's come together to create this magical moment for kylie 1180 00:31:31,190 --> 00:31:32,890 this magical moment for kylie cosmetics and for balmain, it's 1181 00:31:32,892 --> 00:31:34,558 cosmetics and for balmain, it's all slipping through the cracks. 1182 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:35,792 All slipping through the cracks. >> olivier: This one is very 1183 00:31:35,794 --> 00:31:36,293 >> olivier: This one is very special. 1184 00:31:36,295 --> 00:31:37,928 Special. 1,000 people are waiting for 1185 00:31:37,930 --> 00:31:38,929 1,000 people are waiting for kylie. 1186 00:31:38,931 --> 00:31:39,930 Kylie. >> kris: I know, I know. 1187 00:31:39,932 --> 00:31:43,901 >> kris: I know, I know. >> olivier: Fingers crossed. 1188 00:31:43,903 --> 00:31:45,135 >> olivier: Fingers crossed. >> khloe: I feel misunderstood 1189 00:31:45,137 --> 00:31:46,937 >> khloe: I feel misunderstood from kourtney. 1190 00:31:46,939 --> 00:31:48,438 From kourtney. >> kourtney: Congrats. 1191 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,874 >> kourtney: Congrats. >> khloe: Your comments, tone 1192 00:31:50,876 --> 00:31:52,276 >> khloe: Your comments, tone and-- well, it's like, it's just 1193 00:31:52,278 --> 00:31:54,311 and-- well, it's like, it's just uncalled for sometimes. 1194 00:31:54,313 --> 00:31:55,279 Uncalled for sometimes. >> kourtney: I think you take 1195 00:31:55,281 --> 00:31:58,949 >> kourtney: I think you take things really sensitively. 1196 00:31:58,951 --> 00:31:59,950 Things really sensitively. Literally, shut the (bleep) up 1197 00:31:59,952 --> 00:32:02,419 literally, shut the (bleep) up and don't laugh like that. 1198 00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:03,887 And don't laugh like that. You have this-this narrative in 1199 00:32:03,889 --> 00:32:04,254 you have this-this narrative in your mind of... 1200 00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:04,788 Your mind of... >> kim: I'm not saying... 1201 00:32:04,790 --> 00:32:06,123 >> kim: I'm not saying... >> kourtney: No, no, no, I 1202 00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:07,891 >> kourtney: No, no, no, I will literally (bleep) you up. 1203 00:32:10,161 --> 00:32:11,862 ♪ ♪ 1204 00:32:15,166 --> 00:32:17,000 >> khloe: Want to go on the swings? 1205 00:32:17,002 --> 00:32:18,869 Swings? Go, true, go! 1206 00:32:18,871 --> 00:32:22,105 Go, true, go! Shake it, baby. 1207 00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:23,140 Shake it, baby. >> tristan: Where's the phone? 1208 00:32:23,142 --> 00:32:25,943 >> tristan: Where's the phone? Pick up the phone. 1209 00:32:25,945 --> 00:32:27,110 Pick up the phone. Hello? 1210 00:32:27,112 --> 00:32:28,011 Hello? Hello? 1211 00:32:28,013 --> 00:32:29,012 Hello? Want to talk to baby true? 1212 00:32:29,014 --> 00:32:30,047 Want to talk to baby true? Here, hold on, you have a 1213 00:32:30,049 --> 00:32:30,981 here, hold on, you have a phone call. 1214 00:32:30,983 --> 00:32:31,782 Phone call. You got a phone call. 1215 00:32:31,784 --> 00:32:32,983 You got a phone call. Say hi. 1216 00:32:32,985 --> 00:32:34,151 Say hi. You're not gonna answer? 1217 00:32:34,153 --> 00:32:35,819 You're not gonna answer? (khloe laughs) 1218 00:32:35,821 --> 00:32:36,820 (khloe laughs) >> khloe: Want to go in this 1219 00:32:36,822 --> 00:32:38,121 >> khloe: Want to go in this chair and rock? 1220 00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:39,990 Chair and rock? (tristan sputters) 1221 00:32:39,992 --> 00:32:40,857 (tristan sputters) >> tristan: I'm coming to get 1222 00:32:40,859 --> 00:32:41,825 >> tristan: I'm coming to get you. 1223 00:32:41,827 --> 00:32:44,494 You. >> khloe: Oh, no, run, run, run. 1224 00:32:44,496 --> 00:32:45,729 >> khloe: Oh, no, run, run, run. Run, run, run. 1225 00:32:45,731 --> 00:32:46,863 Run, run, run. (true babbling) 1226 00:32:46,865 --> 00:32:47,798 (true babbling) >> tristan: Oh, okay. 1227 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,066 >> tristan: Oh, okay. Passing gas? I hear that. 1228 00:32:49,068 --> 00:32:51,034 Passing gas? I hear that. (true and tristan babbling) 1229 00:32:51,036 --> 00:32:52,402 (true and tristan babbling) >> khloe: Tristan is over to see 1230 00:32:52,404 --> 00:32:54,571 >> khloe: Tristan is over to see true, and I'm really happy that 1231 00:32:54,573 --> 00:32:55,806 true, and I'm really happy that my family's gonna respect my 1232 00:32:55,808 --> 00:32:58,075 my family's gonna respect my wishes and let me figure out 1233 00:32:58,077 --> 00:32:59,576 wishes and let me figure out this dynamic between tristan and 1234 00:32:59,578 --> 00:33:00,077 this dynamic between tristan and I. 1235 00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:00,544 I. (tristan babbling) 1236 00:33:00,546 --> 00:33:02,412 (tristan babbling) she's-she's teething a lot. 1237 00:33:02,414 --> 00:33:02,813 She's-she's teething a lot. >> tristan: Yeah. 1238 00:33:02,815 --> 00:33:04,581 >> tristan: Yeah. (both babbling) 1239 00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:05,582 (both babbling) >> khloe: True, can I see your 1240 00:33:05,584 --> 00:33:06,149 >> khloe: True, can I see your teeth? 1241 00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:08,085 Teeth? Both of our top priority is 1242 00:33:08,087 --> 00:33:09,586 both of our top priority is making sure that true feels 1243 00:33:09,588 --> 00:33:10,754 making sure that true feels nothing but love. 1244 00:33:10,756 --> 00:33:11,922 Nothing but love. Tristan and I are in a good 1245 00:33:11,924 --> 00:33:14,424 tristan and I are in a good place right now, so I'm just 1246 00:33:14,426 --> 00:33:15,692 place right now, so I'm just happy that everything seems 1247 00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:18,028 happy that everything seems easy. 1248 00:33:18,030 --> 00:33:20,731 Easy. >> true: Ah... 1249 00:33:20,733 --> 00:33:21,131 >> true: Ah... >> khloe: Oh, wow. 1250 00:33:21,133 --> 00:33:22,432 >> khloe: Oh, wow. Can you move your tongue? 1251 00:33:22,434 --> 00:33:23,066 Can you move your tongue? >> tristan: See the back molars? 1252 00:33:23,068 --> 00:33:24,701 >> tristan: See the back molars? >> khloe: Ooh. 1253 00:33:24,703 --> 00:33:26,036 >> khloe: Ooh. Is that why you-you've been so 1254 00:33:26,038 --> 00:33:26,737 is that why you-you've been so wonderful? 1255 00:33:26,739 --> 00:33:27,104 Wonderful? (true babbling) 1256 00:33:27,106 --> 00:33:28,105 (true babbling) >> tristan: I heard you were 1257 00:33:28,107 --> 00:33:29,573 >> tristan: I heard you were going crazy yesterday. 1258 00:33:29,575 --> 00:33:31,608 Going crazy yesterday. Throwing stuff at mommy? 1259 00:33:31,610 --> 00:33:35,212 Throwing stuff at mommy? >> khloe: Yesterday was wild. 1260 00:33:35,214 --> 00:33:36,980 >> khloe: Yesterday was wild. ♪ ♪ 1261 00:33:40,651 --> 00:33:43,253 >> kourtney: Khlo, can I have a big t-shirt and a bra? 1262 00:33:43,255 --> 00:33:44,955 Big t-shirt and a bra? I'm really feeling sick and I 1263 00:33:44,957 --> 00:33:46,923 I'm really feeling sick and I want just something comfy. 1264 00:33:46,925 --> 00:33:47,791 Want just something comfy. >> khloe: Does she just have 1265 00:33:47,793 --> 00:33:49,126 >> khloe: Does she just have servants do everything for her? 1266 00:33:49,128 --> 00:33:51,595 Servants do everything for her? I just can't handle this. 1267 00:33:51,597 --> 00:33:53,630 I just can't handle this. What a (bleep) loser. 1268 00:33:53,632 --> 00:33:54,898 What a (bleep) loser. And I'm the biggest loser, 1269 00:33:54,900 --> 00:33:57,634 and I'm the biggest loser, 'cause I'm actually doing it. 1270 00:33:57,636 --> 00:33:59,202 'cause I'm actually doing it. Here, your majesty. 1271 00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:00,070 Here, your majesty. >> kourtney: Thank you. 1272 00:34:00,072 --> 00:34:01,605 >> kourtney: Thank you. (door slams) 1273 00:34:01,607 --> 00:34:03,340 (door slams) (khloe sighs) 1274 00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:12,949 this shirt is a bit small. >> khloe: You have no pants? 1275 00:34:12,951 --> 00:34:13,984 >> khloe: You have no pants? >> kourtney: No, I said I need a 1276 00:34:13,986 --> 00:34:14,651 >> kourtney: No, I said I need a big t-shirt. 1277 00:34:14,653 --> 00:34:15,585 Big t-shirt. I swear you weren't listening to 1278 00:34:15,587 --> 00:34:16,086 I swear you weren't listening to me. 1279 00:34:16,088 --> 00:34:16,953 Me. >> khloe: I thought you were 1280 00:34:16,955 --> 00:34:18,155 >> khloe: I thought you were gonna wear pants. 1281 00:34:18,157 --> 00:34:18,989 Gonna wear pants. >> kourtney: Well, I needed to 1282 00:34:18,991 --> 00:34:19,723 >> kourtney: Well, I needed to change. 1283 00:34:19,725 --> 00:34:20,891 Change. I just said, "can I have a huge 1284 00:34:20,893 --> 00:34:21,758 I just said, "can I have a huge t-shirt?" 1285 00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:23,593 t-shirt?" it's fine. 1286 00:34:23,595 --> 00:34:25,595 It's fine. Next time I'll get it myself. 1287 00:34:25,597 --> 00:34:26,730 Next time I'll get it myself. >> kim: Yeah. 1288 00:34:26,732 --> 00:34:28,598 >> kim: Yeah. >> kourtney: Congrats. 1289 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,100 >> kourtney: Congrats. >> khloe: Your comments like 1290 00:34:30,102 --> 00:34:30,834 >> khloe: Your comments like that... 1291 00:34:30,836 --> 00:34:31,902 That... >> kourtney: I was joking. 1292 00:34:31,904 --> 00:34:32,869 >> kourtney: I was joking. I think you take things really 1293 00:34:32,871 --> 00:34:34,671 I think you take things really sensitively, and that's fine, I 1294 00:34:34,673 --> 00:34:35,972 sensitively, and that's fine, I just need to not make those 1295 00:34:35,974 --> 00:34:36,740 just need to not make those jokes with you. 1296 00:34:36,742 --> 00:34:37,741 Jokes with you. >> khloe: No, I don't think 1297 00:34:37,743 --> 00:34:38,742 >> khloe: No, I don't think they're j-- I think they're 1298 00:34:38,744 --> 00:34:39,609 they're j-- I think they're just, like, rude. 1299 00:34:39,611 --> 00:34:40,844 Just, like, rude. >> kourtney: But to me it's a 1300 00:34:40,846 --> 00:34:43,013 >> kourtney: But to me it's a joke, to you it's rude, so I 1301 00:34:43,015 --> 00:34:44,114 joke, to you it's rude, so I won't make them to you, 'cause 1302 00:34:44,116 --> 00:34:45,182 won't make them to you, 'cause you don't take it the way that 1303 00:34:45,184 --> 00:34:46,650 you don't take it the way that I'm meaning it, which is as a 1304 00:34:46,652 --> 00:34:47,184 I'm meaning it, which is as a joke. 1305 00:34:47,186 --> 00:34:48,585 Joke. I think it's hard to decipher if 1306 00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:49,820 I think it's hard to decipher if it is a joke or not. 1307 00:34:49,822 --> 00:34:51,855 It is a joke or not. >> kourtney: Let's just move on. 1308 00:34:51,857 --> 00:34:52,789 >> kourtney: Let's just move on. >> khloe: But I can't just move 1309 00:34:52,791 --> 00:34:53,824 >> khloe: But I can't just move on from everything and let you 1310 00:34:53,826 --> 00:34:55,192 on from everything and let you be an ass(bleep) forever. 1311 00:34:55,194 --> 00:34:56,026 Be an ass(bleep) forever. >> kourtney: I'm not, I'm an 1312 00:34:56,028 --> 00:34:56,860 >> kourtney: I'm not, I'm an authentic person. 1313 00:34:56,862 --> 00:34:57,828 Authentic person. >> khloe: So you're 1314 00:34:57,830 --> 00:34:59,029 >> khloe: So you're authentically allowed to be an 1315 00:34:59,031 --> 00:35:00,197 authentically allowed to be an ass(bleep) to people just... 1316 00:35:00,199 --> 00:35:01,164 Ass(bleep) to people just... >> kourtney: I'm not an 1317 00:35:01,166 --> 00:35:01,932 >> kourtney: I'm not an ass(bleep). 1318 00:35:01,934 --> 00:35:02,866 Ass(bleep). >> khloe: Huh. 1319 00:35:02,868 --> 00:35:04,534 >> khloe: Huh. >> kim: It's just the 1320 00:35:04,536 --> 00:35:06,036 >> kim: It's just the communication in general is 1321 00:35:06,038 --> 00:35:08,004 communication in general is always, like, super negative 1322 00:35:08,006 --> 00:35:09,339 always, like, super negative and bad vibes. 1323 00:35:09,341 --> 00:35:10,974 And bad vibes. >> kourtney: For years, it used 1324 00:35:10,976 --> 00:35:13,710 >> kourtney: For years, it used to be khloe and I against kim. 1325 00:35:13,712 --> 00:35:15,779 To be khloe and I against kim. And for the last maybe three 1326 00:35:15,781 --> 00:35:16,947 and for the last maybe three years, it's just been such a 1327 00:35:16,949 --> 00:35:19,015 years, it's just been such a different dynamic where it's kim 1328 00:35:19,017 --> 00:35:20,550 different dynamic where it's kim and khloe against me. 1329 00:35:20,552 --> 00:35:22,119 And khloe against me. Just these little jabs and 1330 00:35:22,121 --> 00:35:23,954 just these little jabs and comments all the time. 1331 00:35:23,956 --> 00:35:26,056 Comments all the time. It's just so frustrating. 1332 00:35:26,058 --> 00:35:28,225 It's just so frustrating. I feel like my attitude back to 1333 00:35:28,227 --> 00:35:30,694 I feel like my attitude back to them is a reflection of how 1334 00:35:30,696 --> 00:35:31,995 them is a reflection of how they're treating me. 1335 00:35:31,997 --> 00:35:33,997 They're treating me. I think that a lot of it has to 1336 00:35:33,999 --> 00:35:36,066 I think that a lot of it has to do with, like, you guys don't 1337 00:35:36,068 --> 00:35:39,069 do with, like, you guys don't like change within the family. 1338 00:35:39,071 --> 00:35:41,037 Like change within the family. Like, if somebody just does 1339 00:35:41,039 --> 00:35:42,072 like, if somebody just does things differently or doesn't 1340 00:35:42,074 --> 00:35:44,074 things differently or doesn't accept things or sets boundaries 1341 00:35:44,076 --> 00:35:45,008 accept things or sets boundaries or, like, whatever. 1342 00:35:45,010 --> 00:35:46,376 Or, like, whatever. I just think you guys don't like 1343 00:35:46,378 --> 00:35:47,210 I just think you guys don't like that. 1344 00:35:47,212 --> 00:35:48,078 That. >> kim: I don't think 1345 00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:48,712 >> kim: I don't think anything's different except for 1346 00:35:48,714 --> 00:35:49,679 anything's different except for your attitude. 1347 00:35:49,681 --> 00:35:51,181 Your attitude. So I don't, like, I don't... 1348 00:35:51,183 --> 00:35:53,016 So I don't, like, I don't... It's not, like, a change. 1349 00:35:53,018 --> 00:35:54,384 It's not, like, a change. >> khloe: I think kim and I are, 1350 00:35:54,386 --> 00:35:55,986 >> khloe: I think kim and I are, like, we would be happy for any 1351 00:35:55,988 --> 00:35:58,188 like, we would be happy for any growth, and someone evolving and 1352 00:35:58,190 --> 00:35:59,589 growth, and someone evolving and becoming a better person, or 1353 00:35:59,591 --> 00:36:01,258 becoming a better person, or whatever that means to you. 1354 00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:02,926 Whatever that means to you. Whatev-- like, that's something 1355 00:36:02,928 --> 00:36:04,161 whatev-- like, that's something any of us would encourage, but 1356 00:36:04,163 --> 00:36:05,328 any of us would encourage, but you've become a different 1357 00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:08,765 you've become a different person, not in the best way in 1358 00:36:08,767 --> 00:36:11,735 person, not in the best way in some areas. 1359 00:36:11,737 --> 00:36:14,938 Some areas. And I feel like you expect me to 1360 00:36:14,940 --> 00:36:17,040 and I feel like you expect me to know what you're thinking or 1361 00:36:17,042 --> 00:36:18,808 know what you're thinking or saying, and if not, you just 1362 00:36:18,810 --> 00:36:20,110 saying, and if not, you just attack me for it. 1363 00:36:20,112 --> 00:36:21,344 Attack me for it. And I get frustrated 'cause I 1364 00:36:21,346 --> 00:36:22,746 and I get frustrated 'cause I never want to hurt your feelings 1365 00:36:22,748 --> 00:36:23,947 never want to hurt your feelings or do anything to offend you, 1366 00:36:23,949 --> 00:36:25,749 or do anything to offend you, but I seem to always offend you. 1367 00:36:25,751 --> 00:36:26,783 But I seem to always offend you. >> kourtney: No, but we're all 1368 00:36:26,785 --> 00:36:28,218 >> kourtney: No, but we're all different, and we just need to 1369 00:36:28,220 --> 00:36:29,286 different, and we just need to accept each other for who we 1370 00:36:29,288 --> 00:36:30,120 accept each other for who we are. 1371 00:36:30,122 --> 00:36:30,954 Are. That's my tone. 1372 00:36:30,956 --> 00:36:31,855 That's my tone. When I'm talking about something 1373 00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:33,423 when I'm talking about something that's frustrating me, that's my 1374 00:36:33,425 --> 00:36:35,792 that's frustrating me, that's my tone. 1375 00:36:35,794 --> 00:36:37,027 Tone. >> khloe: I really just want us 1376 00:36:37,029 --> 00:36:39,930 >> khloe: I really just want us to get over this weird stage 1377 00:36:39,932 --> 00:36:41,198 to get over this weird stage that we're in right now. 1378 00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:42,766 That we're in right now. But I feel like nothing is 1379 00:36:42,768 --> 00:36:43,633 but I feel like nothing is working. 1380 00:36:43,635 --> 00:36:44,768 Working. There's never a right time to 1381 00:36:44,770 --> 00:36:45,969 there's never a right time to talk about it, she never wants 1382 00:36:45,971 --> 00:36:46,903 talk about it, she never wants resolution. 1383 00:36:46,905 --> 00:36:48,238 Resolution. Everything's combative, and I 1384 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:49,706 everything's combative, and I don't know what else to do. 1385 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:51,875 Don't know what else to do. I want resolution, but if she 1386 00:36:51,877 --> 00:36:53,143 I want resolution, but if she doesn't, she just has to 1387 00:36:53,145 --> 00:36:54,244 doesn't, she just has to articulate that. 1388 00:36:54,246 --> 00:36:55,412 Articulate that. So then we can move on, and I'll 1389 00:36:55,414 --> 00:36:56,913 so then we can move on, and I'll just have to deal with my 1390 00:36:56,915 --> 00:36:57,814 just have to deal with my (bleep). 1391 00:36:57,816 --> 00:36:59,249 (bleep). I just don't want to do rhymes 1392 00:36:59,251 --> 00:37:00,784 I just don't want to do rhymes and riddles and circles and... 1393 00:37:00,786 --> 00:37:03,987 And riddles and circles and... It's crazy. 1394 00:37:03,989 --> 00:37:05,055 It's crazy. >> kourtney: I work my (bleep) 1395 00:37:05,057 --> 00:37:05,655 >> kourtney: I work my (bleep) ass off. 1396 00:37:05,657 --> 00:37:06,122 Ass off. >> khloe: Oh, my god. 1397 00:37:06,124 --> 00:37:06,756 >> khloe: Oh, my god. >> kourtney: You're literally... 1398 00:37:06,758 --> 00:37:07,324 >> kourtney: You're literally... >> kim: What the (bleep) is 1399 00:37:07,326 --> 00:37:07,691 >> kim: What the (bleep) is wrong with you? 1400 00:37:07,693 --> 00:37:08,291 Wrong with you? >> kourtney: I will literally 1401 00:37:08,293 --> 00:37:10,827 >> kourtney: I will literally (bleep) you up. 1402 00:37:10,829 --> 00:37:11,962 (bleep) you up. >> khloe: You guys are not 1403 00:37:11,964 --> 00:37:12,829 >> khloe: You guys are not really fighting. 1404 00:37:12,831 --> 00:37:13,897 Really fighting. >> kim: Don't ever (bleep) dig 1405 00:37:13,899 --> 00:37:14,998 >> kim: Don't ever (bleep) dig your nails in me like that. 1406 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,499 Your nails in me like that. How (bleep) old are you?! 1407 00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:19,903 ♪ ♪ 1408 00:37:26,978 --> 00:37:29,246 >> kim: I did my favorite hair for you. 1409 00:37:29,248 --> 00:37:29,746 For you. >> jonathan: How is this 1410 00:37:29,748 --> 00:37:30,714 >> jonathan: How is this possible? Hi. 1411 00:37:30,716 --> 00:37:32,048 Possible? Hi. >> kim: It's just-- it's just my 1412 00:37:32,050 --> 00:37:33,016 >> kim: It's just-- it's just my regular hair. 1413 00:37:33,018 --> 00:37:34,050 Regular hair. I had a wig on, trying to get it 1414 00:37:34,052 --> 00:37:34,818 I had a wig on, trying to get it long. 1415 00:37:34,820 --> 00:37:35,852 Long. It was looking so bad. 1416 00:37:35,854 --> 00:37:36,853 It was looking so bad. >> jonathan: No, today it looks 1417 00:37:36,855 --> 00:37:37,354 >> jonathan: No, today it looks good like this, though. 1418 00:37:37,356 --> 00:37:38,355 Good like this, though. >> kim: So I'm just, like, I 1419 00:37:38,357 --> 00:37:39,189 >> kim: So I'm just, like, I just needed short hair. 1420 00:37:39,191 --> 00:37:39,823 Just needed short hair. >> jonathan: It looks good when 1421 00:37:39,825 --> 00:37:40,490 >> jonathan: It looks good when it's all like black matrix. 1422 00:37:40,492 --> 00:37:41,024 It's all like black matrix. >> kim: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1423 00:37:41,026 --> 00:37:42,359 >> kim: Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jonathan: I'm looking at the 1424 00:37:42,361 --> 00:37:43,126 >> jonathan: I'm looking at the craziest stuffs. 1425 00:37:43,128 --> 00:37:44,060 Craziest stuffs. >> kim: What? 1426 00:37:44,062 --> 00:37:44,661 >> kim: What? >> jonathan: You know, like, I 1427 00:37:44,663 --> 00:37:45,228 >> jonathan: You know, like, I want to do a story on, like, 1428 00:37:45,230 --> 00:37:45,795 want to do a story on, like, craziest things that you mix 1429 00:37:45,797 --> 00:37:46,930 craziest things that you mix with food. 1430 00:37:46,932 --> 00:37:47,464 With food. So I'm just looking at the 1431 00:37:47,466 --> 00:37:48,298 so I'm just looking at the things. 1432 00:37:48,300 --> 00:37:49,299 Things. People put, like, m&m's on 1433 00:37:49,301 --> 00:37:50,200 people put, like, m&m's on pizza. 1434 00:37:50,202 --> 00:37:50,700 Pizza. >> kim: Kanye puts, um-- 1435 00:37:50,702 --> 00:37:52,202 >> kim: Kanye puts, um-- he gets cereal, and then he puts 1436 00:37:52,204 --> 00:37:53,403 he gets cereal, and then he puts our frozen yogurt... 1437 00:37:53,405 --> 00:37:54,471 Our frozen yogurt... >> jonathan: In there? 1438 00:37:54,473 --> 00:37:55,238 >> jonathan: In there? >> kim: ...Machine. 1439 00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:56,039 >> kim: ...Machine. >> jonathan: Is it good? 1440 00:37:56,041 --> 00:37:56,673 >> jonathan: Is it good? >> kim: It's-- I mean, I haven't 1441 00:37:56,675 --> 00:37:57,207 >> kim: It's-- I mean, I haven't tried it, but he loves it. 1442 00:37:57,209 --> 00:37:58,408 Tried it, but he loves it. (phone chimes) 1443 00:37:58,410 --> 00:37:59,042 (phone chimes) >> jonathan: That's a fun combo. 1444 00:37:59,044 --> 00:38:01,044 >> jonathan: That's a fun combo. >> kim: Hold on, I have to take 1445 00:38:01,046 --> 00:38:02,045 >> kim: Hold on, I have to take this. 1446 00:38:02,047 --> 00:38:04,414 This. Kylie did a collab with balmain. 1447 00:38:04,416 --> 00:38:05,382 Kylie did a collab with balmain. >> jonathan: And she has to 1448 00:38:05,384 --> 00:38:06,149 >> jonathan: And she has to promote it? 1449 00:38:06,151 --> 00:38:07,484 Promote it? >> kim: And her thing was, all 1450 00:38:07,486 --> 00:38:08,885 >> kim: And her thing was, all the models in his runway show 1451 00:38:08,887 --> 00:38:10,387 the models in his runway show were doing the makeup, and she's 1452 00:38:10,389 --> 00:38:11,888 were doing the makeup, and she's closing the show... In the 1453 00:38:11,890 --> 00:38:13,890 closing the show... In the makeup look, and walking down... 1454 00:38:13,892 --> 00:38:14,524 Makeup look, and walking down... >> jonathan: So she's there now, 1455 00:38:14,526 --> 00:38:15,258 >> jonathan: So she's there now, in paris? 1456 00:38:15,260 --> 00:38:16,159 In paris? >> kim: No, she didn't go. 1457 00:38:16,161 --> 00:38:17,227 >> kim: No, she didn't go. She has, like, the worst strep 1458 00:38:17,229 --> 00:38:18,228 she has, like, the worst strep throat. 1459 00:38:18,230 --> 00:38:19,229 Throat. She can't even move. 1460 00:38:19,231 --> 00:38:20,230 She can't even move. And now my mom's in paris 1461 00:38:20,232 --> 00:38:21,665 and now my mom's in paris crying, calling me on the phone, 1462 00:38:21,667 --> 00:38:23,233 crying, calling me on the phone, going, "come-- you need to come 1463 00:38:23,235 --> 00:38:24,401 going, "come-- you need to come to paris and you need to close 1464 00:38:24,403 --> 00:38:25,769 to paris and you need to close the show." 1465 00:38:25,771 --> 00:38:27,904 the show." kylie's sickness has gotten a 1466 00:38:27,906 --> 00:38:29,406 kylie's sickness has gotten a lot worse, so I get why my mom 1467 00:38:29,408 --> 00:38:31,241 lot worse, so I get why my mom is in panic mode, 'cause she's 1468 00:38:31,243 --> 00:38:33,176 is in panic mode, 'cause she's in paris trying to figure it all 1469 00:38:33,178 --> 00:38:33,977 in paris trying to figure it all out. 1470 00:38:33,979 --> 00:38:34,978 Out. I'm gonna say I honestly would, 1471 00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:35,912 I'm gonna say I honestly would, but I don't think it goes with 1472 00:38:35,914 --> 00:38:37,781 but I don't think it goes with my brand. 1473 00:38:37,783 --> 00:38:39,082 My brand. We spent so much time separating 1474 00:38:39,084 --> 00:38:40,417 we spent so much time separating kylie and kkw. 1475 00:38:40,419 --> 00:38:42,018 Kylie and kkw. >> jonathan: Right. 1476 00:38:42,020 --> 00:38:43,253 >> jonathan: Right. >> kim: It's just confusing. 1477 00:38:43,255 --> 00:38:44,421 >> kim: It's just confusing. Like, why am I there? 1478 00:38:44,423 --> 00:38:46,323 Like, why am I there? It sucks, but I just don't think 1479 00:38:46,325 --> 00:38:47,824 it sucks, but I just don't think it makes sense for me. 1480 00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:49,993 It makes sense for me. Hopefully, kylie can just get 1481 00:38:49,995 --> 00:38:52,529 hopefully, kylie can just get some medicine and get on a plane 1482 00:38:52,531 --> 00:38:54,264 some medicine and get on a plane and just tough it out, 'cause 1483 00:38:54,266 --> 00:38:55,432 and just tough it out, 'cause this is definitely a huge 1484 00:38:55,434 --> 00:38:56,366 this is definitely a huge commitment. 1485 00:38:56,368 --> 00:38:57,867 Commitment. I-- if it were me, I'd go on my 1486 00:38:57,869 --> 00:38:58,835 I-- if it were me, I'd go on my deathbed. 1487 00:38:58,837 --> 00:38:59,836 Deathbed. >> jonathan: You'd have to. 1488 00:38:59,838 --> 00:39:00,370 >> jonathan: You'd have to. >> kim: I'd get a steroid 1489 00:39:00,372 --> 00:39:01,304 >> kim: I'd get a steroid injection, and wake up... 1490 00:39:01,306 --> 00:39:02,439 Injection, and wake up... >> jonathan: Lay on the plane. 1491 00:39:02,441 --> 00:39:03,540 >> jonathan: Lay on the plane. >> kim: So my mom's so used to 1492 00:39:03,542 --> 00:39:04,341 >> kim: So my mom's so used to that... 1493 00:39:04,343 --> 00:39:04,908 That... >> jonathan: That she can't 1494 00:39:04,910 --> 00:39:05,942 >> jonathan: That she can't believe that. 1495 00:39:05,944 --> 00:39:06,543 Believe that. >> kim: And so she's freaking 1496 00:39:06,545 --> 00:39:07,143 >> kim: And so she's freaking out because she's not used to 1497 00:39:07,145 --> 00:39:08,144 out because she's not used to this. 1498 00:39:08,146 --> 00:39:09,112 This. (phone chimes) 1499 00:39:09,114 --> 00:39:11,981 (phone chimes) "would you consider $300,000 in 1500 00:39:11,983 --> 00:39:13,383 "would you consider $300,000 in cash and a jet tonight?" 1501 00:39:13,385 --> 00:39:15,952 cash and a jet tonight?" (laughs) 1502 00:39:15,954 --> 00:39:17,053 (laughs) >> jonathan: She won't stop. 1503 00:39:17,055 --> 00:39:17,687 >> jonathan: She won't stop. I can't believe this is your mom 1504 00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:18,555 I can't believe this is your mom talking. 1505 00:39:18,557 --> 00:39:19,456 Talking. >> kim: She said, "god, this 1506 00:39:19,458 --> 00:39:20,557 >> kim: She said, "god, this feels weird. Lol. Cry face. 1507 00:39:20,559 --> 00:39:22,225 Feels weird. Lol. Cry face. But I'm totally legit." 1508 00:39:22,227 --> 00:39:23,893 but I'm totally legit." I know you're legit. 1509 00:39:23,895 --> 00:39:26,896 I know you're legit. But it just doesn't make sense. 1510 00:39:26,898 --> 00:39:29,999 But it just doesn't make sense. (phone chiming) 1511 00:39:30,001 --> 00:39:31,167 (phone chiming) okay, mom... 1512 00:39:31,169 --> 00:39:33,002 Okay, mom... She's upped it. $400k now. 1513 00:39:33,004 --> 00:39:34,170 She's upped it. $400k now. "I won't take a commission. 1514 00:39:34,172 --> 00:39:35,305 "I won't take a commission. The jet can leave tonight. 1515 00:39:35,307 --> 00:39:36,806 The jet can leave tonight. You can bring north." 1516 00:39:36,808 --> 00:39:37,907 you can bring north." (laughs) 1517 00:39:37,909 --> 00:39:39,843 (laughs) I feel so bad. She's begging. 1518 00:39:39,845 --> 00:39:40,377 I feel so bad. She's begging. >> jonathan: I know, she's 1519 00:39:40,379 --> 00:39:41,244 >> jonathan: I know, she's dying. 1520 00:39:41,246 --> 00:39:42,412 Dying. How about she closes the show? 1521 00:39:42,414 --> 00:39:43,580 How about she closes the show? >> kim: Oh, please, I'd have to 1522 00:39:43,582 --> 00:39:44,981 >> kim: Oh, please, I'd have to go there and push her out. 1523 00:39:44,983 --> 00:39:47,984 Go there and push her out. (laughs) 1524 00:39:47,986 --> 00:39:49,652 (laughs) ♪ ♪ 1525 00:39:56,594 --> 00:39:59,396 >> kourtney: Hello. >> kendall: You're here? 1526 00:39:59,398 --> 00:40:00,997 >> kendall: You're here? >> kourtney: Yep. Hi, ken, 1527 00:40:00,999 --> 00:40:02,132 >> kourtney: Yep. Hi, ken, welcome home. 1528 00:40:02,134 --> 00:40:04,334 Welcome home. Welcome back. 1529 00:40:04,336 --> 00:40:05,368 Welcome back. >> kendall: Thank you. 1530 00:40:05,370 --> 00:40:06,269 >> kendall: Thank you. >> kourtney: I don't know how 1531 00:40:06,271 --> 00:40:07,604 >> kourtney: I don't know how you say this is not itchy. 1532 00:40:07,606 --> 00:40:08,938 You say this is not itchy. >> kendall: It's not at all. 1533 00:40:08,940 --> 00:40:10,273 >> kendall: It's not at all. >> kourtney: But it's very nice. 1534 00:40:10,275 --> 00:40:11,274 >> kourtney: But it's very nice. >> khloe: Where was kendall? 1535 00:40:11,276 --> 00:40:12,342 >> khloe: Where was kendall? Oh, milan or whatever? 1536 00:40:12,344 --> 00:40:15,245 Oh, milan or whatever? >> kim: Milan and london, right? 1537 00:40:15,247 --> 00:40:15,879 >> kim: Milan and london, right? >> kendall: Oh, my god, and then 1538 00:40:15,881 --> 00:40:17,013 >> kendall: Oh, my god, and then mom tried to (bleep) bribe me 1539 00:40:17,015 --> 00:40:17,881 mom tried to (bleep) bribe me with money. 1540 00:40:17,883 --> 00:40:18,581 With money. >> khloe: Oh. 1541 00:40:18,583 --> 00:40:19,616 >> khloe: Oh. >> kim: Oh, my god, me, too. 1542 00:40:19,618 --> 00:40:20,617 >> kim: Oh, my god, me, too. >> kendall: But the fact that 1543 00:40:20,619 --> 00:40:21,618 >> kendall: But the fact that mom-- I know mom's desperate. 1544 00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:22,619 Mom-- I know mom's desperate. It makes me feel bad 'cause 1545 00:40:22,621 --> 00:40:23,953 it makes me feel bad 'cause she's stressing out and she 1546 00:40:23,955 --> 00:40:24,454 she's stressing out and she doesn't want to, like... 1547 00:40:24,456 --> 00:40:25,021 Doesn't want to, like... >> kim: She was crying to me 1548 00:40:25,023 --> 00:40:26,222 >> kim: She was crying to me earlier. 1549 00:40:26,224 --> 00:40:26,856 Earlier. She was like, "I don't know what 1550 00:40:26,858 --> 00:40:28,024 she was like, "I don't know what to do." 1551 00:40:28,026 --> 00:40:30,059 to do." the problem is, if I were on my 1552 00:40:30,061 --> 00:40:32,395 the problem is, if I were on my deathbed, I would still show up. 1553 00:40:32,397 --> 00:40:33,963 Deathbed, I would still show up. And mom is so used to me, 1554 00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:36,099 and mom is so used to me, kourtney... Me and khloe going 1555 00:40:36,101 --> 00:40:37,634 kourtney... Me and khloe going on our deathbeds. 1556 00:40:37,636 --> 00:40:39,035 On our deathbeds. >> kendall: And me. 1557 00:40:39,037 --> 00:40:39,903 >> kendall: And me. >> kim: No, you'll... You get 1558 00:40:39,905 --> 00:40:41,304 >> kim: No, you'll... You get anxiety, and it's like hard... 1559 00:40:41,306 --> 00:40:42,305 Anxiety, and it's like hard... >> kendall: Are you (bleep) 1560 00:40:42,307 --> 00:40:43,039 >> kendall: Are you (bleep) kidding me? 1561 00:40:43,041 --> 00:40:43,940 Kidding me? Like, I literally will come at 1562 00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:45,041 like, I literally will come at you right now. 1563 00:40:45,043 --> 00:40:45,875 You right now. >> kim: Why? 1564 00:40:45,877 --> 00:40:46,443 >> kim: Why? >> kendall: I swear to god. 1565 00:40:46,445 --> 00:40:48,044 >> kendall: I swear to god. >> kim: I was just expressing 1566 00:40:48,046 --> 00:40:49,579 >> kim: I was just expressing that kylie not going to paris, 1567 00:40:49,581 --> 00:40:51,114 that kylie not going to paris, and how my mom's freaking out 1568 00:40:51,116 --> 00:40:52,582 and how my mom's freaking out and crying and begging us... 1569 00:40:52,584 --> 00:40:55,084 And crying and begging us... She's so used to me and khloe 1570 00:40:55,086 --> 00:40:57,220 she's so used to me and khloe showing up, especially khloe. 1571 00:40:57,222 --> 00:40:58,555 Showing up, especially khloe. Like, we would have gone no 1572 00:40:58,557 --> 00:41:00,156 like, we would have gone no matter how sick we are. 1573 00:41:00,158 --> 00:41:02,559 Matter how sick we are. That's just who we are and who 1574 00:41:02,561 --> 00:41:03,626 that's just who we are and who we've always been. 1575 00:41:03,628 --> 00:41:04,661 We've always been. >> kendall: I've been sick as 1576 00:41:04,663 --> 00:41:06,629 >> kendall: I've been sick as (bleep), been having major panic 1577 00:41:06,631 --> 00:41:07,564 (bleep), been having major panic attacks. 1578 00:41:07,566 --> 00:41:08,665 Attacks. I work my (bleep) ass off when 1579 00:41:08,667 --> 00:41:09,432 I work my (bleep) ass off when I'm sick or not. 1580 00:41:09,434 --> 00:41:10,333 I'm sick or not. >> khloe: Who says you don't...? 1581 00:41:10,335 --> 00:41:11,468 >> khloe: Who says you don't...? >> kim: I just said, "mom is so 1582 00:41:11,470 --> 00:41:12,635 >> kim: I just said, "mom is so used to," and then I said "me, 1583 00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:15,238 used to," and then I said "me, kourtney-- me and khloe..." 1584 00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:16,239 kourtney-- me and khloe..." you know, whenever, if we're 1585 00:41:16,241 --> 00:41:17,440 you know, whenever, if we're sick-- well, you don't care 1586 00:41:17,442 --> 00:41:18,308 sick-- well, you don't care about stuff, like, if she... 1587 00:41:18,310 --> 00:41:19,209 About stuff, like, if she... If it's a Saturday... 1588 00:41:19,211 --> 00:41:20,109 If it's a Saturday... >> kourtney: But you act like I 1589 00:41:20,111 --> 00:41:20,510 >> kourtney: But you act like I don't do (bleep). 1590 00:41:20,512 --> 00:41:21,578 Don't do (bleep). Do you know, all I (bleep)... 1591 00:41:21,580 --> 00:41:22,479 Do you know, all I (bleep)... >> khloe: Can you shut the door? 1592 00:41:22,481 --> 00:41:23,179 >> khloe: Can you shut the door? >> kourtney: You have this, this 1593 00:41:23,181 --> 00:41:24,247 >> kourtney: You have this, this narrative in your mind... 1594 00:41:24,249 --> 00:41:25,114 Narrative in your mind... >> kim: I'm not saying that... 1595 00:41:25,116 --> 00:41:26,082 >> kim: I'm not saying that... >> kourtney: No, no, no, I will 1596 00:41:26,084 --> 00:41:27,984 >> kourtney: No, no, no, I will literally (bleep) you up if you 1597 00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:29,519 literally (bleep) you up if you mention it again. 1598 00:41:29,521 --> 00:41:30,687 Mention it again. Literally shut the (bleep) up 1599 00:41:30,689 --> 00:41:32,989 literally shut the (bleep) up and don't laugh like that. 1600 00:41:32,991 --> 00:41:34,691 And don't laugh like that. You look like a freak. 1601 00:41:34,693 --> 00:41:35,458 You look like a freak. >> kim: Okay. 1602 00:41:35,460 --> 00:41:35,992 >> kim: Okay. >> kourtney: But honestly, 1603 00:41:35,994 --> 00:41:37,660 >> kourtney: But honestly, change the narrative in your 1604 00:41:37,662 --> 00:41:39,095 change the narrative in your mind. 1605 00:41:39,097 --> 00:41:41,598 Mind. I work my (bleep) ass off. 1606 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,266 I work my (bleep) ass off. I just, I c-- I don't want to 1607 00:41:43,268 --> 00:41:44,601 I just, I c-- I don't want to hear this narrative anymore 1608 00:41:44,603 --> 00:41:46,436 hear this narrative anymore about this work ethic and she's 1609 00:41:46,438 --> 00:41:48,037 about this work ethic and she's the only one with work ethic and 1610 00:41:48,039 --> 00:41:49,372 the only one with work ethic and she's doing this, this and this. 1611 00:41:49,374 --> 00:41:51,708 She's doing this, this and this. As if she's better because she 1612 00:41:51,710 --> 00:41:53,610 as if she's better because she works more or because-- like, 1613 00:41:53,612 --> 00:41:55,612 works more or because-- like, it's such bull(bleep). 1614 00:41:55,614 --> 00:41:57,213 It's such bull(bleep). We don't all have to do things 1615 00:41:57,215 --> 00:41:58,281 we don't all have to do things the same way. 1616 00:41:58,283 --> 00:41:59,616 The same way. But also, if I didn't want to 1617 00:41:59,618 --> 00:42:01,317 but also, if I didn't want to work my ass off and I wanted to 1618 00:42:01,319 --> 00:42:03,286 work my ass off and I wanted to be a stay-at-home mom, that's 1619 00:42:03,288 --> 00:42:05,021 be a stay-at-home mom, that's (bleep) fine, you (bleep) 1620 00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:06,990 (bleep) fine, you (bleep) literal (bleep). 1621 00:42:06,992 --> 00:42:07,423 Literal (bleep). You're literally... 1622 00:42:07,425 --> 00:42:08,324 You're literally... >> kim: What the (bleep) is 1623 00:42:08,326 --> 00:42:09,025 >> kim: What the (bleep) is wrong with you? 1624 00:42:09,027 --> 00:42:09,626 Wrong with you? >> kourtney: I will literally 1625 00:42:09,628 --> 00:42:10,960 >> kourtney: I will literally (bleep) you up. 1626 00:42:10,962 --> 00:42:11,427 (bleep) you up. >> khloe: You guys, my 1627 00:42:11,429 --> 00:42:12,161 >> khloe: You guys, my daughter's sleeping. 1628 00:42:12,163 --> 00:42:13,162 Daughter's sleeping. >> kim: Don't ever come at me 1629 00:42:13,164 --> 00:42:13,663 >> kim: Don't ever come at me like that. 1630 00:42:13,665 --> 00:42:14,163 Like that. >> khloe: You two, stop. 1631 00:42:14,165 --> 00:42:15,298 >> khloe: You two, stop. >> kim: I swear to god, I'll 1632 00:42:15,300 --> 00:42:16,499 >> kim: I swear to god, I'll punch you in your face. 1633 00:42:16,501 --> 00:42:17,500 Punch you in your face. >> kourtney: So do it. 1634 00:42:17,502 --> 00:42:18,401 >> kourtney: So do it. >> kim: Don't (bleep) with me. 1635 00:42:18,403 --> 00:42:19,202 >> kim: Don't (bleep) with me. I swear to god. 1636 00:42:19,204 --> 00:42:20,036 I swear to god. >> kourtney: Do it already. 1637 00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:21,504 >> kourtney: Do it already. >> kim: Don't (bleep) use your 1638 00:42:21,506 --> 00:42:22,372 >> kim: Don't (bleep) use your nails... 1639 00:42:22,374 --> 00:42:23,740 Nails... >> khloe: Stop. Okay. 1640 00:42:23,742 --> 00:42:24,641 >> khloe: Stop. Okay. Stop, you two. 1641 00:42:24,643 --> 00:42:26,376 Stop, you two. (laughs): Okay, stop. 1642 00:42:26,378 --> 00:42:27,977 (laughs): Okay, stop. Go to your own corners. 1643 00:42:27,979 --> 00:42:29,245 Go to your own corners. >> kim: Like-- no, no. 1644 00:42:29,247 --> 00:42:30,146 >> kim: Like-- no, no. >> khloe: True is sleep... 1645 00:42:30,148 --> 00:42:30,613 >> khloe: True is sleep... >> kim: Don't ever... 1646 00:42:30,615 --> 00:42:31,147 >> kim: Don't ever... >> kourtney: Then shut the 1647 00:42:31,149 --> 00:42:32,015 >> kourtney: Then shut the (bleep) up! 1648 00:42:32,017 --> 00:42:32,482 (bleep) up! >> kim: Don't ever... 1649 00:42:32,484 --> 00:42:33,483 >> kim: Don't ever... >> kourtney: Do it or shut the 1650 00:42:33,485 --> 00:42:34,217 >> kourtney: Do it or shut the (bleep) up. 1651 00:42:34,219 --> 00:42:35,351 (bleep) up. >> kim: Don't ever (bleep) dig 1652 00:42:35,353 --> 00:42:36,719 >> kim: Don't ever (bleep) dig your nails in me like that. 1653 00:42:36,721 --> 00:42:37,420 Your nails in me like that. >> khloe: Stop it. 1654 00:42:37,422 --> 00:42:38,421 >> khloe: Stop it. >> kim: How (bleep) old are you? 1655 00:42:38,423 --> 00:42:39,656 >> kim: How (bleep) old are you? >> kourtney: How old are you? 1656 00:42:39,658 --> 00:42:41,591 >> kourtney: How old are you? Shut the (bleep) up. 1657 00:42:41,593 --> 00:42:43,593 Shut the (bleep) up. >> khloe: Guys, stop! 1658 00:42:43,595 --> 00:42:44,761 >> khloe: Guys, stop! >> kim: How old am I? 1659 00:42:44,763 --> 00:42:45,762 >> kim: How old am I? How old are you? 1660 00:42:45,764 --> 00:42:46,496 How old are you? >> khloe: Don't. 1661 00:42:46,498 --> 00:42:47,730 >> khloe: Don't. Both of you-- okay, separate. 1662 00:42:47,732 --> 00:42:49,332 Both of you-- okay, separate. >> kim: No, no, no. 1663 00:42:49,334 --> 00:42:50,033 >> kim: No, no, no. Don't ever...! 1664 00:42:50,035 --> 00:42:51,034 Don't ever...! >> khloe: Children, stop. 1665 00:42:51,036 --> 00:42:52,602 >> khloe: Children, stop. Guys, stop it! 1666 00:42:56,073 --> 00:42:58,775 (bleep) >> kris: Kylie absolutely can't 1667 00:42:58,777 --> 00:43:00,677 >> kris: Kylie absolutely can't come, and they're gonna take her 1668 00:43:00,679 --> 00:43:01,678 come, and they're gonna take her to the hospital. 1669 00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:03,246 To the hospital. This is really bad. 1670 00:43:03,248 --> 00:43:05,014 This is really bad. I don't know what I'm gonna say 1671 00:43:05,016 --> 00:43:06,049 I don't know what I'm gonna say to olivier. 1672 00:43:06,051 --> 00:43:07,216 To olivier. >> corey: Just breathe first. 1673 00:43:07,218 --> 00:43:08,518 >> corey: Just breathe first. >> kourtney: I'm supposed to go 1674 00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:10,353 >> kourtney: I'm supposed to go to armenia with kim. 1675 00:43:10,355 --> 00:43:11,588 To armenia with kim. >> scott: She could possibly 1676 00:43:11,590 --> 00:43:13,456 >> scott: She could possibly break down. 1677 00:43:13,458 --> 00:43:14,757 Break down. I don't want anyone to lead her 1678 00:43:14,759 --> 00:43:15,525 I don't want anyone to lead her to that, either. 1679 00:43:15,527 --> 00:43:16,392 To that, either. >> khloe: What kind of 1680 00:43:16,394 --> 00:43:17,193 >> khloe: What kind of relationship is this? 1681 00:43:17,195 --> 00:43:17,827 Relationship is this? >> kourtney: You're just such a 1682 00:43:17,829 --> 00:43:18,528 >> kourtney: You're just such a bitch, though. 1683 00:43:18,530 --> 00:43:19,395 Bitch, though. >> khloe: You don't think you're 1684 00:43:19,397 --> 00:43:20,630 >> khloe: You don't think you're a bitch just 'cause you cry? 1685 00:43:20,632 --> 00:43:22,031 A bitch just 'cause you cry? >> kourtney: I just can't do it 1686 00:43:22,033 --> 00:43:23,566 >> kourtney: I just can't do it anymore. 1687 00:43:23,568 --> 00:43:24,367 Anymore. Captioning sponsored by 150265

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