Original subtitles

As we've all seen, the Queen can be freed

if her hatchet is touched during the winter solstice.

But the curse goes both ways. You're turning

-from flesh... -Into stone!

-Devon! -Go, go, go, go!

Go, just jump!

Josie, you go to the factory,

get Tobias to start his kiln up.

Ellie and I are gonna find the hatchet.

We take it to you, we put it in,

and we put an end to all this, once and for all.

OK. Let's pack this sheet up and go save Lucky.

-Are you crazy? -We can't make it

all the way to the Gnome Factory

without getting our heads eaten off!

It is not that far, OK?

And all the gnomes are gone, right, Rosie?

-I don't see anything. -Exactly.

OK, but what about that other THING? Her?

-Yeah. Dyl's right. -Thank you!

No, Jenny, it's way too dangerous.

Without a way of shooting all this stuff,

-it's useless, come on. -Oi, you lot! Follow me.

Josie?!

I don't like this.

I mean, where is Josie?

It's gonna take years to recover from this.

Nompton will be alright, Arnold.

They'll have you.

Yeah.

Jesus!

You really are turning into stone.

Actually, I've been going to the gym.

Oh! Nompton doesn't have a gym.

Jesus!

You know what?

I reckon I can break in.

Wait, wait, wait! Without a warrant?

Eloise McKay!

Right this way, my young Padawans.

There she is.

Big Red.

I used to drive her back when I was a firey.

1956 front-mounted pumper.

900 litres of water and 65,000psi.

Basically, means she sprays a shit-tonne of water.

Oh, so we put the weed killer in...

Bingo!

And I save Nompton!

-What? -What did you say?

I mean, "we"... Sorry, "we",

that's what I meant to say.

-Yeah, that's better. -Thank you.

Alright, gang! Lock and load.

Josie?

Josie?

Josie?!

Shit!

Police brutality!

Should've used your safe word!

Coming!

Was that a fucking shotgun?!

-It's Tobias's. -But he doesn't have a permit!

That's what you're worried about?

Sorry, no... Glad you're OK.

-Oh, God, you took your time! -Sorry.

What happened?

He thought we were coming for HIS gnomes.

He didn't give me time to explain.

And the kiln?

Oh, goddammit!

Suck my bollocks, ya gobshites!

Do we have time to heat it up again?

Maybe it...

What's that?

Help! Help! They're killing me babies!

Shut up!

Here.

Just be careful!

Ready?

Agh! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

You guys would not believe

the night I have just had!

Oh! Ah!

Ribs, Josie, broken ribs...

Christ, I almost just shot you.

Hey, where'd you get a shotgun?

Oh, it's Tobias's.

But he doesn't have a permit!

Thank you!

Careful!

That stuff could burn your hand off!

So, how long since you've actually driven this thing?

Well, it's a long time,

but, boy, did I love it.

So, why'd you stop?

Well, when you're a fireman,

you only get to help people when,

you know, things are on fire.

But... when you're a mayor,

you get to help people all the time.

Well, that was the idea anyway.

I believe you.

What?

I believe you're trying to help people.

-Zayn? -You guys alright?

What's up?

Shit.

Lachie?

What's up?

Poo...

-What do we do? -Don't move.

Zayn,

it's loaded with weedkiller.

-It's alright, buddy. -Just...

-Scared. -stay... still.

That stuff burns.

Move!

Huh?

Oh, agh!

Stumpy!

Wait! Stop!

He's a friend!

Oh, what's happening? I can't see shit!

I came to and everyone had gone.

-If we'd known... -So sorry.

I mean, we never would have left you.

I know. It's OK.

How did you find us?

I followed the gnomes, actually.

Led me right to you.

What do you mean?

Arnold, every gnome in Nompton is coming here.

Here...?

It's the hatchet.

-We have to destroy it. -But we have to wait

for this thing to heat up first.

You're looking at 30 minutes at least.

Yeah, I don't think you've got that long.

-What do we do, Arnold? -Don't ask me.

Dev's the caretaker officer.

Susan never said.

She picked you.

Honestly...

I think she was right.

Sorry.

Out of curiosity, who did Harvey pick?

-He picked Devon. -Right.

Well, in that case...

I think they were both right.

Ugh!

Out of curiosity,

who did you pick?

Oh...

We fortify the factory, then.

Doors, windows. We can hold them off for 30 minutes.

-They'll get in. -Then we fight.

Stagger our defences.

Two outside, two in here.

All we need...

is a system.

You know, I read the caretaker manual, cover-to-cover,

-just in case. -Why doesn't that surprise me?

I'm legally entitled to request a full-time deputy

to stay in Nompton with me.

Oh, yeah?

Do you think...

Arnold would say yes?

-Ow! -We need a hammer over here!

Yeah, give me a sec! I've just gotta find more nails!

Can you hold that for me?

Um...

Oh, my God, Arnold...

Well, that's upsetting.

So, I found nails, and this.

Looks like someone was a collector.

-With zero permits! -Shh!

Can you hear that?

Arnold...

what are they waiting for?

It's her.

We're gonna need bigger handcuffs.

Gnorman!

Oh, Gnorman!

I knew this day would come!

Look at you, my big, beautiful boy.

Papa's here!

Let me love you.

Care for you.

And together, we'll...

Bluttrinker!

Bluttrinker!

Angriff!

I can't see!

'Cause you're covering your eyes.

Just let go.

Is that a good gasp or a bad gasp?

Are you still there?

Yeah, yeah.

-You're fine, you're fine. -Oh.

You're good. You're good.

Wait, guys, what are we gonna do with him?

Is he just gonna stand watch all night?

Rosie?

He did save our lives.

I say we give him a chance.

Oi, Stumpy!

Come here.

You're one of us now. Don't make me look bad.

Hold on, what's the plan?

We can't use the truck

and Lachlan can't drive.

I wouldn't be so sure.

I know this town like the back of my hand.

Do you trust me? I can drive these roads

with my eyes closed.

Oh, Jesus.

There's just too many.

I'll go ahead.

You guys hold the door!

Trust me.

You want it?

Your little gnomey butts,

come get it.

Yeah!

On your right!

Arnold, Ellie, get that thing out of here.

-We'll hold them back. -Dev...

Trust me.

You all good, Stumpy?

Cool.

Well, this is fun, isn't it?

Left!

Right!

No, no!

Tobias, what have you done?

-Fuck! -No, it's fine.

It's fine.

We can fix it. We can fix it, OK?

We, um... Maybe we can grind the hatchet down.

No. El, no...

Find something to saw it in half.

-Arnold, we can... -Ellie! Ellie, stop!

Oh, God.

We're so close...

I know.

-You know something? -What?

Despite all the death and destruction,

I've not had the worst time since you got back.

Really?

I missed you, El.

Every day.

I should have called.

I should have made sure that you were OK.

No, I shouldn't have abandoned you.

It's the worst mistake I've ever made...

and I am so sorry.

You know, you're my favourite person.

Yeah, I do.

That is quite the kiss for a man who's never been laid.

-Oh! -What? Oh, my God!

-What? Did you just...? -No.

Fuel.

The factory, it's surrounded! They're everywhere!

Speed it up!

I wish these things would FUCK OFF!

I cannot believe that just worked!

What?

Hold on...

Get down, get down! Down, down, down!

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

They're everywhere! Come on, come on! go!

Go, go, go!

They're inside.

Get the hatchet, it's hot enough.

Where's the...?

Oh, not you, too!

Arn, you gotta destroy it.

Wait...

-I can't. -What?

-I can't! -What?!

Just the hours Mum spent making it...

Wait, wait, wait, wait...

Hey, Sparkles,

remember me?

Uh-huh.

-You can have the hatchet. -Ah!

Yeah! Oh, no. I don't want it.

But...

But if she's... in there.

-My mum. -Hmm.

Our mumma...

Well, then, just...

Just tell her...

Whoa.

Ho-ho! Your therapist is gonna have a field day with this one!

Devon, reload!

-These are all we've got left. -Oh, come on!

Don't tell me that. This is the most fun I've had in months.

-You are a nightmare. -Yeah, but you love me.

Hey! Don't be unprofessional.

It's working! It's working!

Uh, Ellie...

Oh, shit!

-Light 'em up! -Bombs away!

Come on! Come on!

Under there! Go, go, go, go!

No, no, no!

Arnold! The kiln!

She's inside.

No, we... we...

We could still...

She's here.

Ellie.

-No... -Ellie!

This is gonna work.

No, it has to work!

-Eloise... -We had a plan!

It didn't work. You have to leave.

Please...

leave me.

You can't have him!

Do you hear me?! You can't have him!

Bluttrinker!

Oh, my God!

Oh, that looks...

Yeah, that was bad. I feel uncomfortable.

Icky optics, yeah.

Oh, my God! You did it again!

Arnold! Catch!

Sorry, Arnold.

Stumpy!

Stumpy...

You were my favourite person, too.

Now you get to stay here forever.

Come on, you lot.

Oh...

Oh... Oh, Jesus...

But he's supposed to be lucky.

Arnold!

You're alive!

We did it?

Oh, that's...!

It's just... It's a shame, that's all.

Why is it a shame?

He would have made a great centrepiece

for our next festival.

Gotcha!

Lachie!

Well done, you guys!

-Unbelieveable. -Well done, you.

-Are you alright? -Medals all round.

I could have an aneurysm now...

Oh, my God...

Arnold Kipps,

I'm gonna need you to come with me.

Gladly.

Watch out!

There's a gnome! There's a gnome!

♪ It's them!

♪ Creatures that you know

♪ Afraid to see They know what you are

♪ It's them

♪ They're stepping off the lawn

♪ Nowhere to hide You won't survive till dawn

♪ Glowing eyes, a mean complexion

♪ Pointy hats, terracotta invasion

♪ In the night they're waking up

♪ Out of sight They're out for blood! ♪